100% Eat - The Sandwich That Killed Elvis

Episode Date: December 2, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a Rooster Teeth production. Welcome to the fourth vodcast that we have. I forgot to say thanks Eric. For what? Well now, well here's the thing Jordan, that's not going to be in this video because it's another outside video, I just learned. Oh that's true. Okay he threw it to himself but it's a different video and even he didn't know
Starting point is 00:00:22 because he agreed, oh that's funny I threw it to myself but he didn't because it's a different video. And even he didn't know because he agreed. Oh, that's funny. I threw it to myself, but he didn't because it's a different video. Hey, thanks, Eric. Great work. Where the hell are we? We're in Colorado. We're just outside of... Now, that's why you thought it was paper,
Starting point is 00:00:37 but it's not. This is an insulated bag. No, I thought it was beer and you were going to drop it and break the can open again. I would never do that. That wasn't me who did that. We are just outside of Fort Collins.
Starting point is 00:00:46 We're near Denver. We are at Nick's Cafe, sort of. Oh. Different guy. Okay, different Nick. Full human. Because our producer, Drew, wanted the fool's gold loaf so bad, we needed to make sure this made the cut.
Starting point is 00:01:02 He said he's been thinking about it for years. Yes. Yeah. Like the haunted hotel. Don't hit the camera. Don't tap it. so bad we needed to make sure this made the cut he said he's been thinking about it for years yes yeah like the haunted hotel don't hit the camera don't have it he was basically looking for an excuse yes yeah to shoehorn this into anything are you gonna come get one and also it's great yeah let's do the reveal him taking one is uh hours of uh just pent pent up frustration finally being, I don't know, released. Because as we kept trying to give him one, he was eating a sandwich that wasn't from this restaurant.
Starting point is 00:01:34 And I kept going- We could spend this whole vodka explaining the saga of acquiring these things. He said, I've been waiting years for that and eating a sub sandwich within 30 minutes of each other as we were holding these. And he kept going and I was like, here's your sandwich.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Don't hand it to me. And he said, I'll get it later. I'll get it later. Munch, munch, munch. I was just, then we had- This has eluded me for years. Then we had a full- Firehouse.
Starting point is 00:02:03 You were inside getting more. And then we had a fullhouse yeah you were inside getting more and then we had a full conversation parked next to each other with the windows rolled up through the walkie-talkie because he didn't want to talk to us through the through the window and i said one of our windows is rolled up and one of them is down and he said i want yours to stay up and his was rolled down so and then nick said it's like recording face channels. We're just in cars. All right, so it's Nick's Cafe, an Elvis themed restaurant. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Flash, restaurant's too big of a word. Is it Elvis themed? Well, there's a lot of Elvis stuff on the wall. Elvis clad. Yes, Elvis, it's an Elvis clad restaurant. So I guess the story is, It's sloped, so. I'm gonna drink one of these.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Oh, yeah. Thanks, Voodoo Ranger. You want to live rangerously, bud? Oh, what are the flavors? I'm driving, so I got water. We only have one 1985 left. Save that one for me for later. Yeah, you got it.
Starting point is 00:02:56 If we need to get more, we'll just go to newbelgium.com slash beer slash finder and find more. We will be finding more. Thanks, Voodoo Ranger. Drink responsibly. That's some good foam. That was fucking sick.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Look at that. It's because of the elevation. Yep. Mm. So Nick from Nick's Cafe. Thank God we have napkins. So Nick from Nick's Cafe, big Elvis guy. Apparently made this sandwich for Elvis,
Starting point is 00:03:18 was Elvis's favorite sandwich, killed Elvis with the sandwich. Yeah, right. And now he sells it to us. On purpose, who knows? Yeah. They definitely killed Elvis, and they're definitely prof. Yeah. Right. And now he sells it to us. On purpose, who knows? Yeah. They definitely killed Elvis and they're definitely profiting off of it. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Yeah. But the thing about it was, it wasn't like a quick betrayal. Sure. Elvis willingly died for the sandwich. Yeah. Right? He went back again and again and again. But to really lean into it.
Starting point is 00:03:42 I mean, that says something. To lean into it is really smart. Be like, it killed Elvis. Will it kill you? Yeah. Right. Hopefully. Hopefully we could only be as famous. So the Fool's Gold loaf is a jar of peanut butter,
Starting point is 00:03:53 a jar of jelly, and one pound of bacon. So you imagine though, the actual loaf would be like this. So we went to go get these. We asked for how many we needed. This is one sandwich. And they said, do you understand now, Drew? He just needed the visual. So what they do is they slice them up and serve them individually, but we're like,
Starting point is 00:04:23 well, we got to get the full loaf. So we went to go buy the rest and they went, we don't have, we bought as many as they had. We literally went in and said, whatever you got, put it in a bag. Give us as many fool's gold loaves as you can. We got about two and a half. Right. And they said, we're out, we're out. And I said, that's okay.
Starting point is 00:04:43 We'll just take as many as you have. And they said, call me tomorrow very early in the morning and I will make as many as you want. And I said, okay, yeah, we have your number. And he said, I'm giving you my card just in case. Also the average age of the proprietors and the clientele, 91. Yeah, I mean, classic jammer restaurant.
Starting point is 00:05:05 There was someone who was like maybe late 70s who like brought it down a little bit, but it was up there. Our demographic was there. That guy was like, I'm almost ready to listen to the show. So the full's gold loaf, the whole loaf of sourdough bread,
Starting point is 00:05:19 which Michael hopes is not too sour. I hope it's not too sour. A full jar of peanut butter, a full jar of jelly, and one pound of bacon per loaf. what do you think jordan i like that we can touch them and yes yeah because they're all right i like an end one i think i want this i think i too want an n1 but that one looks good that's that's a good monkey that's a good looking it's a good one for the monkey you're not taking an end i think these look like they're going to smell like when you
Starting point is 00:05:45 make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and take it to the park like yeah but like too much yeah this is like you used to in fact how are they mostly hey guess what i was right this smells like what your mom makes for you but then she puts bacon in it for some reason your mom killed elvis all right here's to elvis hey cheers to you you, Elvis. Oh, I already, and then. Yep. Oh, that's good, that's a good shot. I don't wanna touch you. There's, oh, it's like tiered.
Starting point is 00:06:14 There's two cuts. Oh, the bacon is weird in this. Do you see this shit? Mm-hmm. The bacon is. It's a middle bun. Yeah, they did Big Mac style. They did do a Big Mac style.
Starting point is 00:06:25 That's way too much peanut butter. What happened, Drew? It was so gross. It eluded you. Nick, work hard on this. I feel like the king. Uh-huh. Whoa, mama.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Classic Elvis. This is- That's bad. Yeah, you said it. Bad isn't good. Shane liked it. Don't try this at home unless you have hair like this. Hey, Jordan, what do you think?
Starting point is 00:06:54 There's so much peanut butter. Mm-hmm. Do you know how much? I can't talk anymore. Jordan, there's also a lot of jelly. I don't understand how... I'm not really getting a lot of that. Hey, guys, there's so much bacon. There's so a lot of jelly. I don't understand how- I'm not really getting a lot of that. Hey guys, there's so much bacon. There's so much bacon.
Starting point is 00:07:08 I'll be honest, the bacon is what I'm not getting. Really? Not a single hint. I'm getting plenty of peanut butter and plenty of jelly. I think I got one that's just peanut butter. There's a lot of bacon. Let me see. Everyone's is different.
Starting point is 00:07:19 All the bacon that's in there? I mean, I'm eating it. That's it. I realized that. That's why I said I'm eating it. I said, I'm eating it that's it i i realized that that's why i said i'm eating it i said i'm eating it and you went no idiot there it is the bacon you must not have seen it the next time i ask you to tell me what's going on in this show you better fucking answer these are very bread heavy you You got no shit. Now. You couldn't hear my jaw popping
Starting point is 00:07:46 cause that's what happens when I unhinge it like a snake. I will say, I can definitely see why Elvis liked this because he was a very- He was a fucking monster. This is right up his alley. He was a trash man from like Tennessee or Mississippi and he just went, they got peanut butter on all this bread. Yee-haw.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Elvis ate a foot long of this. He could probably put it away in a minute. And then he died. Surprise, he died early. That's so weird. Well, when you take it into account, it wasn't early. I know. When you examine how he lived his life,
Starting point is 00:08:19 his luck didn't meet it that far. I think it was pretty on track. Now, I will say, for as dense and thick and sticky as this is the voodoo ranger cleans it up so perfectly man it watch the monkey clean it up clean it up monkey he's refreshed i like i i wish i had something, like, that wasn't water. Water is not enough to wash this down. You have to drive.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Yeah. You'll get there, but not now. I don't know if I can keep going. Drew, how come you stopped? No way. I had a sandwich before this. Funny, I brought that up a lot as he was eating it. And he kept saying, roll your window up.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I wish we had napkins. They're in the bin. It's funny, I brought that up a lot as he was eating it. And he kept saying, roll your window up. I wish we had napkins. Yeah, monkey hit him. We're going to get back in there and they're going to be right there. I mean, I know he had them because he gave them to Drew after he said, don't talk to me. And then said, can I have napkins please? We have fun. Everyone who worked there was so nice. They were very nice.
Starting point is 00:09:33 They were great. Oh, they gave us literature. Oh God. They sure did. What? I want you- Let's look at this first. To read the tale of Nick's Cafe. There's so much going on in this wire. Before we read anything,
Starting point is 00:09:45 we just got, just got a couple seconds to take a look at this. I like it. I'm a big fan of the dog. I like it. There's a dog there, we don't know why. We got three mice.
Starting point is 00:09:53 There's mice in the corner. There are three mice. He's gonna kill this chicken. But my thing was like, they made the chicken look sentient. It seems worse. The chicken's going, mm, gold.
Starting point is 00:10:02 The chicken's going, I'm about to die. Instead of just making it like a real chicken, then you wouldn't feel as bad for. A dog. The chicken's going, mm, gulp. The chicken's going, I'm about to die. Instead of just making him like a real chicken, then you wouldn't feel as bad for. A dog. There's just like, a real dog. There's chips on the ground.
Starting point is 00:10:11 I'm not quite sure. I think those are russet potatoes. And his head's very large. And grease. Cause the Elvis. I bet he's Greek. No, I think Nick's Greek. Cause there's a Greek name here that I probably
Starting point is 00:10:24 not gonna be able to read. Elvis is from Greece. Hang on, we gotta give Jordan some's Greek because there's a Greek name here that I'm probably not going to be able to read. Elvis is from Greece. Hang on. We got to give Jordan some room so he can say the Greek name. This is written by Dee Shackley, the Elvis fan club president of Denver, Colorado. Oh, damn. That's pretty good. They have regional fan club presidents?
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah, no shit, dude. Wow. Yeah, it's just one guy. All right. Now, we read this beforehand, and I want to preface, I'm going to read it word for word, and if it doesn't make sense, not my fault. It might be. We'll let you know if it's his fault or not.
Starting point is 00:10:53 If you remember a few years ago, Graceland had the peanut butter sandwiches flown in from Denver, Colorado to the President's Club luncheon in Memphis. Do you remember? Mm-hmm. These were the same peanut butter sandwiches that Nick Andulakis made for Elvis years ago. Nick was 16 years old at the time he met Elvis
Starting point is 00:11:13 and worked for the Colorado Mine Company. The sandwich Elvis likes was called Fool's Gold on the menu and cost $64.95. Below in small print print price negotiable Reading it word for word Nick said Elvis came to the mine company two times Nick also delivered the sandwich to the Lisa Marie one time This is part of the story that JD Sumner told that they figured it out and added up to $16,000 to fly to Denver that night and get the sandwiches and return to Memphis. Recently, the Expressly Elvis fan club of Denver went to Nick's Cafe and he fixed all of us the same sandwich, the same way he fixed it for Elvis.
Starting point is 00:12:09 In front of Nick's cafe is a sign that reads, "'Parking for Elvis only. "'Violators will be all shook up.'" The inside is also adorned with Elvis and other 50 stars of the era. Thank you, Nick, and we love you, Elvis. I'll tell you, too. That sign's there.
Starting point is 00:12:27 It's there. That parking sign is there. Now, listen. You're telling me that Elvis went and ate this sandwich two whole times. And also one time at the airport. With the Lisa Marie? With the Lisa Marie. It says the Lisa Marie, which I assume is the name of his plane.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Unless it's a typo. Any means possible. We can go either way. And we're around the corner and a parking lot away from this location right now. It's right over there. It's okay, they can't hear us. No, I know.
Starting point is 00:13:05 I'm just letting people know we're still within striking distance of the restaurant. Yeah. Now, speaking of these sandwiches, when you order them, they come individual like this. They also come with French fries. So the monkey is going to eat a bunch of these French fries. That he was screaming about. Yeah, no, that he was screaming about. Yeah, no, that he was screaming about.
Starting point is 00:13:26 He was. Also, he has napkins in there. It's a very soggy napkin. It's good for the very soggy fries. Go ahead and chow down on some of those wet, wet fries. There is no paperwork on what Elvis thought of the fries. He has spicy ketchup? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Yes. You just saw that just now? I'm sorry. Oh, my God. He just pulled that out of his fries. He still has spicy ketchup? Yeah. Yes. You just saw that just now? I'm sorry. Oh my God. He just pulled that out of his pocket. One of these is open. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:14:01 Everything he says is so much funnier inside that stupid mask. Hearing him, first of all, incredulously say, what? And almost like I thought, is he going to get mad? Like you think someone stole it? Like someone, like when he was sleeping in his hotel room, someone snuck into the van and started stealing his Whataburger spicy ketchup
Starting point is 00:14:26 that he carried with him from Texas. And then it finally, he went, oh no! These fries are maybe the worst fries I've ever had in my life. We don't even need him to try it. No, what are you talking about? Yeah, eat them up. We were just like. No, no, you asked for the fries.
Starting point is 00:14:51 They suck. We were just like, look. You asked for the fries. Look, this is a star attraction. We got this, whatever. We told Nick, like, we told the Nick. We told the Nick Marie. Fries are not good.
Starting point is 00:15:02 You put them off to the side. And, dude, he just went, where are the fries, where are the fries? Where, where the fries? Did he throw them away? What happened? And I was like, calm the fuck down. Holy shit. And then what happens is he does that.
Starting point is 00:15:14 And then, and then he goes, oh, you heard me? And he goes, I didn't say that. Oh, what? No, it's fine. And then he- He's like saying shit in the car going, oh, did you hear that? And it's like, what are you talking about? It's a two foot radius.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Thankfully, there's no way they made those fries. So I don't feel bad saying. No! Yeah, I don't know. I'm a fucking mess though. This thing is- Well, here's the thing that I like. Watching all of you guys eat it in the plastic,
Starting point is 00:15:38 like it was somehow gonna keep you not sticky. I just said, fuck it. And at least I lived free. And we're all sticky somehow. I died hard. I mean, it's pretty good. There's, I'll be honest, if there's too much of anything, it's bread.
Starting point is 00:15:57 There is too much damn bread. Yeah. I think there's a lot of inconsistency with each bite. Some are too much bread, some is too much peanut butter. Never enough jelly. I had so much jelly. I think they're all different, you know? I did not have a jelly shortage.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah. Shortage. Fucking hell. As we're saying this, and not like tearing it apart, but going like, here's what we didn't like about it. He just grabbed another one and he's just- Sounds good. Oh, no, I'll be honest i'm not
Starting point is 00:16:25 saying i didn't like this it's peanut butter and jelly it is a really not nothing to not like so far it's peanut butter and jelly too much i it's but but that's what it is though right that you know that getting it yeah it's give me the fucking pound of bacon and the elvis serving big bite of peanut butter and jelly. So for you to go, there's too much of it. That's kind of the whole point. There you go. Mostly right.
Starting point is 00:16:49 You are hungry and you want to end your life soon. So you eat these. You can't fucking see. Cam's just going, Cam's watching you do it going, yeah. He also has nibbled it. It's taking two bites. Oh man. I'll show you like four bites.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Okay, I'm sorry. As far as like a road trip place. Oh, right. There's going to be plenty left over. I also feel like, again, and this happened at least once before, I have to talk to Drew like one of my children going, big bite. Because you took four bites doesn't mean anything. The first one was just a piece of bread.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Big bite. Big bite. Okay. Chew it. Make sure you chew it. Don't just anything. The first one was just a piece of bread. Big bite. Big bite. Okay. Chew it. Make sure you chew it. Don't just hold it in your mouth. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Good. Good job. Now you can have a piece of candy. The thing that I really liked about ordering at Nick's Cafe was we got the sandwiches. Oh, man. Can I get a receipt? And he's like, yeah, no problem. So he took my money and then went, here's your receipt.
Starting point is 00:17:46 And he wrote $40 lunch and then signed it and handed it to me. Please. This is the actual receipt. This is the legitimate receipt from. So we got Nick's autograph. He gave you one, we tricked him. That's really what we went there for.
Starting point is 00:18:05 $40. We have the autograph of the man who killed Elvis. The man who killed Elvis. First, we caught the Zodiac killer. Now we have it. Submit it to the FBI. How far are we from Quantico? Can we drive it in?
Starting point is 00:18:20 It's our next stop. This guy's going to Camp X-Ray. He's never getting out. Holy shit. Nick's Cafe was definitely a road trip spot. driving in is our next stop this guy's going to camp x-ray he's never getting out holy shit uh nick's cafe was definitely a road trip spot that is a place where dude like that's a small town diner you see locals only this table imagine three of these that's the restaurant yeah it was small very small i love places like that. I love places that have been around
Starting point is 00:18:47 and they got a theme that is not in the name. It's Nick's Cafe. And you walk in. The Elvis restaurant. What the fuck? This is Elvis? I took a couple of pictures. We'll post some pictures of like Nick very young
Starting point is 00:19:01 with Elvis very old. And it's like signed, taking care of business, our Elvis. There's shit all over that restaurant. And a lot of pictures of people who have been eating at that restaurant who cannot eat at that restaurant anymore, but definitely listen to this podcast from beyond the grave. Well, they can eat also. There's some people that still probably eat at it
Starting point is 00:19:24 if somebody chews this up and spits it into their mouth. There might be. Like, they have the urge, but not the capabilities to continue eating intravenously this sandwich. That said, very nice. They were very nice. Super nice people. They were very nice,
Starting point is 00:19:42 and they were very happy. When you came back in to order more sandwiches they thrilled thrilled so we needed more because we got four and it was like we gotta let's fucking do this thing yeah we thought we were gonna get the whole loaves but it was like the split loaf yeah and then we were like let's hey you know what though problem solved just go buy more yeah so i walked in and i'm like, hey, the crew got jealous. They saw these sandwiches and they said, we gotta have them. Great cover, by the way. And they both, the two people who worked there went, fantastic.
Starting point is 00:20:14 How many do you need? And I said, we need like four full loaves. And they said, we absolutely don't have that much. And I said, we got a couple of Elvis's on our hands here. Nothing but hound dogs. So I said, I'll take as many as you have, put them in a bag. And then that's when that,
Starting point is 00:20:33 he's like, oh, warm them up. Yeah, no, I'm not finished. I don't know if I want another one. Okay, I do want another one. I know how you feel. But I don't want to take one from the crew. So I don't know if I should start one or not. Here's what it is.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I want this split in half let me let me tell you this right now yeah you don't need the double cup you absolutely serves no purpose at all that's if i had one uh criticism of this sandwich because i knew what it was and it it is what it is i think there's some logic behind it by like splitting it up like especially the peanut butter i guess have you ever had a peanut butter jelly sandwich that's got a middle piece of bread? Yeah. It's not necessary.
Starting point is 00:21:09 That's the other problem with it. You just dump it in there and you eat it. You're creating a new problem. Right, right. It is. I will say, I've had one piece and a Voodoo Ranger. That's an incredibly filling sandwich. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:22 The bread's good though. It's good bread. It's just there's so much of it. It's not too sour. It wasn't too sour. I was The bread's good though. It's good bread. It's sour. There's so much of it. It's not too sour? It wasn't too sour. I was afraid I would get... Well, I didn't want to look puckered the whole time.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Yeah. You're going to take a bite and go, ooh. Yeah. Can you imagine if I sat down and do this podcast and I look silly? Oh, nuh-uh.
Starting point is 00:21:37 That would be ridiculous. That's ridiculous. That's the day we shut the whole thing down. Couldn't show my face again. I'd have to start wearing the mask. Hey, monkey's got a friend.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Who's the zebra? He just fixed the ears. I don't know, dude. So I'll say this trip, through various reasons, has been the most contorting of the mask I've ever seen. Because we've got the glasses, and they're still not big enough. So he's got to crush
Starting point is 00:22:05 his head a little bit right then there's the shot of him shoving his head through the hole oh the dinosaur dinosaur stop uh where he kind of he turned he turned his face into like a spaghetti noodle coming out it's very funny it was uh it's been a good road trip and as of this recording tomorrow's our last day this is it for the like the last podcast podcast and then we what a finale dude what a finale we hang out with the jammers tomorrow we uh hopefully we get those cool pint glasses yep we take the van otherwise i'll be honest it's like first 125 people show up and get a pint glass if if it's only the first 121 you know why. Yeah, smart.
Starting point is 00:22:45 Think about it. I'm excited to take the Face Jam van to Voodoo Ranger. I think they're going to be thrilled. Well, I don't know about that. What do you mean? Well, how are they going to feel when we drop it off and then you say, have it back by five tomorrow? Well, it's a rental.
Starting point is 00:23:01 It's a rental. And they're going to say, but we paid for it. Uh-huh. We gave you the money. You bought it. Right. Yeah. Uh-huh. And then we just leave them this. Yeah. Yeah, you're welcome. Hey, guys, here's your van. 100% hood. Oh. It's not even. I mean, it is 100% hood.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Uh-huh. But it's not 100% of the hood. Right. It's a very small piece of the hood. Right. It's 100% hood. Right. Right. This whole piece is all hood. Well, it's not. That's a sticker. Well, that hood it's 100 hood right right the whole this whole piece is all hood what's not that's a sticker well that's but that doesn't count on a magnet it's on top because that's a sticker that's true yeah we finally have there's one sticker those are all magnets those are all yeah does that stick on there that's the ground wow that's the ground not that's yeah ceiling ceiling's dark today it's not it's bright what the hell are you talking
Starting point is 00:23:42 about it's a little dark a little gloomy a little gloomy see you'd call this dark as we see breaking up a drug deal in front of a golf course in a kmart that was before we started oh man you we didn't see that i mean we saw it yep they didn't see it so what's the verdict on nick's cafe i mean i like it i like peanut butter and jelly if anything i i barely tasted bacon at all for it to be like a pound of bacon see i thought it was just going to be like strips and strips and strips and strips yeah i don't know if it was good or bad i can just say i tasted peanut butter jelly and bread it is an experience and whether or not that experience is good or bad depends on a lot of factors, it seems. But I think it's worth stopping for if you're driving.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I think you can confidently walk away from this and say it wasn't bad, right? Oh, definitely. You could say, I don't know what it was, but it wasn't bad, you know? It was, I'll be honest, it was, when I heard bacon and I thought of strips, I was not, I was worried.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Yeah. We got some content out of it. Yeah. Oh baby. I might actually be glad that I couldn't taste the bacon. I like peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Yep. What if you loved it too much and then you needed it to fly down to you?
Starting point is 00:24:58 To the Lisa Marie. Oh mama. Oh mama. That'd be bad. That'd be bad. It's hard to cross your arms When you're already Crossing your arms You just gotta move
Starting point is 00:25:09 You just gotta go deeper Yeah I like that Well I think I think with any Voodoo Ranger It pairs really well I liked it with the 1985 Which has the mango
Starting point is 00:25:18 Which I Weren't you saving that For Jordan? Yeah and then I drank it We're gonna find more Using Yeah NewBelgium.com
Starting point is 00:25:24 Slash beer Slash finder Yeah I feel this is the only Food That we've eaten Yeah, and then I drink it. We're going to find more using... Yeah, newbelgium.com slash beerstachefinder. I feel this is the only food that we've eaten in this vodcast where when talking about the Voodoo Rangers say, please drink responsibly, 21 and older, please eat responsibly. Yeah, really. Don't office yourself. Yeah, do not become addicted to these.
Starting point is 00:25:40 Yeah, you're going to have a blue Christmas if you eat too many of these. All right, we don't. Thanks. He's the only one. I don't know what the hell he's saying. You could have said anything and I would have just assumed it was probably Elvis related. Yeah. Do you have one?
Starting point is 00:25:53 Viva Las Vegas? That wasn't even, that wasn't even, he didn't even put a joke. He didn't even put a joke. You have anything for- Was yours a joke? Mm-hm. How was yours a joke? Because you'll be dead, you'll have a blue Christmas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Oh. One of his songs. He just got it. Yeah. And of his songs. He just got it. And he was the only one laughing at it. It's getting around. This side. This side. I'm excited that we don't have to go back to Amarillo because that felt
Starting point is 00:26:15 like a jailhouse rock. Can I just say, for sake. Okay, now I'm on board. I'm on board now. Amarillo, what you've done is you brought it up. Oh, no! Amarillo, two vodcasts ago. Amarillo fucking sucks. If you live in Amarillo. What you've done is you brought it up. Oh no! Amarillo two vodcasts ago. Amarillo fucking sucks. If you live in Amarillo, leave, leave, leave. Don't, you're part of the problem.
Starting point is 00:26:31 They have a way to describe it accurately. It's just the worst. It was like not city, not town, settlement came up and then Eric said escaped prisoner hovel. Yes. And what I said was escape prisoners who don't understand they're still in a prison, there's just no walls. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:48 It's a prison of their own making. Right. You think you're out, you're not. Just keep going until you're not there anymore. And then you'll know true freedom. Trust me, the air tastes different. Yeah. Life is better. Just, if you're there, don't be, please.
Starting point is 00:27:02 The thing that I love about this road trip is that we've seen so much of like Texas and New Mexico and Colorado. And the thing we keep going back on is just fucking dunking on Amarillo. I think it stands out though, right? It is the worst place we've been. I can't tell you what the best place is,
Starting point is 00:27:15 but I can tell you what the worst place is, okay? Yep. Well, we did it. Our last vodcast. Oh, I'm sad to see it. I know, right? It ended. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Everyone say bye to the Face Jam van. We're about to get back in it. I'm telling them to say it. Our last vodcast. Oh, I'm sad to see it. I know, right? It didn't end. Yep. Everyone say bye to the Face Jam van. We're about to get back in it. I'm telling them to say it. Oh. Everyone, I'm telling them to say bye. This is like an episode of Blue's Clues where we pause so that the audience can have the interaction. Do you think Drew's upset it's almost over? I think Drew's upset about how much he didn't like the sandwich.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Why didn't you always like the sandwich? Does your life seem like a lie? Did you taste the bacon? Yeah. Me too. You did? I absolutely tasted the bacon. Oh, you didn't you know I was gonna like it? Does your life seem like a lie? Did you taste the bacon? Yeah. Me too. I absolutely tasted the bacon. Oh, you didn't get any bacon? No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:27:50 You guys are crazy. It's all inside of it. I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna see who from the crew wants to dive in. If there's one left, I'm gonna eat another one. Okay. See if there's more bacon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Ray's so excited. There's no bite, Ray. You take one or you don't take one. Yeah, you eat the whole thing. He's true. Well, don't worry about that. He's going to take a bite and then throw it on the ground like Nick with the steak. He throws it on the floor.
Starting point is 00:28:12 All right, we did it. You're bringing me back to Amarillo. Yeah. Four vodcasts, guys. Off to Voodoo Ranger. We did it. See you soon. Thanks, guys. Hey, to Voodoo and the Jammers.
Starting point is 00:28:22 To the Jammers. And to Elvis. No, not to him.

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