All Fantasy Everything - Music Videos From When You Were Young (w/ Emma Arnold, Sean Jordan & David Gborie)

Episode Date: June 21, 2018

Video killed the radio star, but podcasting killed... uh... it killed... you being bored for two hours? The Good Vibes Gang is joined by stand-up comedian Emma Arnold to draft music videos from back when we was young. Thank you to hims for sponsoring this episode of All Fantasy Everything. Try hims for a month today for just $5 by going to forhims.com/allfantasy5.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. The podcast that, right in the summer groove right now. Not when we're recording it, but boy oh boy. When you're listening to this, right in the, although it's kind of in the summer groove. It's getting there, you look like it. Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm wearing ox blood Adidas track pants with the sneaks to match. The sneaks are black though. I was going to say crimson. Ox blood's way danker to say. Ox blood.

Yeah, dude. Ox blood's a good throw an ox blood out there. Ox blood sounds like an old, old family. Right? The ox bloods? Yeah.

Oh, shit. Yeah. If you, if for some reason you would have said, if David Boyle decided I'm going to run for state senate, but it was against an oxblood, you'd have to be out.

You can't. That's an uphill battle. Ain't no money like oxblood money, first of all. That shit, they run deep. Connor Oxblood. Man. The most powerful redhead on the eastern seaboard. Connor Oxblood.

You get a hold of his journal, dude, you're rich. Oh, yeah. There's stories in there. And Connor, he wants to cover those stories up. He doesn't want them out. Oh, no, no. That's the only way you win that election is if you get a hold of the journal. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Yeah, I might. I might just save it and take the money. I don't care. It's not just Oxblood on those hands. That's all I'll say right now. You could talk even before we introduce you oh i i didn't know you know some people are very strict about that we've been known to blow the fucking doors off don't nobody care i need to start saying that before we start

recording some people are funny about it don't talk don't talk till we introduce you so we have sort of a thing no yeah we're gonna banter then you'd come in after we... I didn't want to step on any toes. It always sucks. You can't help but pull your phone out and then you accidentally say something like, oh, well, I guess Emma's here. You're like, oh, fuck, man. How am I supposed to know? Also, you have to fake laugh at their banter

when you're not like... You have to just watch and be like... They can't see, but you got to like. You have to do the quiet laugh. Fake not laughing on the mic. It's a big show. It is.

It is a big show. It's the hardest acting you'll do that day. Most days, really. No, you jump in right from up top. We'll officially introduce you in due time. Okay. Sure. In a matter of course.

As the world turns. Just got to get the oxblood. The crow flies. Got to get the oxblood. Oxblood is like what it feels like after Thanksgiving dinner. Oh, yeah. I feel like we got to.

Like your blood is thicker. It's moving slow. I got that oxblood in me. You're a young attorney. You're a young, hungry attorney. You live in Tallahassee. You moved to New York. And you meet your mentor,

your would-be mentor. He gave you the job. It's going to sound a lot like Devil's Advocate because that's where I'm going with this. He gave you the job. It's going to sound a lot like Devil's Advocate because that's where I'm going with this. He gave you the job and he takes you out to dinner. Everybody leaves. His wife, his daughter leaves. Your wife leaves and he slides you something. There it is.

Shot of oxblood. Oh shit! It's real oxblood. It's real oxblood. He does it and he's like he's not thrilled about it, but he's done it. There's been a lot of you. Only one of him, you know?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And you do it. And you do it pretty well. You do it better than most. And then I read the rest of the movie. Didn't they get it in you, kid? You know what oxblood sounds like to me?

It sounds like a part of your family. Like a part of, like, personality traits that you try to cover up. Oxblood. Like, and then that one Friday night, you're at the roost and they push you too far. And the oxblood comes out. I'm sorry, Catherine, I didn't want you to see this part of me. I can't be held responsible. It was the oxblood.

I am a member of a tribe, a complicated tribe. They're all outside. Traffic stops. they're all outside traffic stopped like when when Nicolas Cage jammed that guy's nose bone into his face in the front in in real life

in real life oh yeah that was his ox blood coming out like that that spin palm strike that was an ox blood move I just realized

I come from a long line of ox blood I've been running been running for 30 years yeah it's in me though you're hard you're hard I know that I am I got some I've been running for 30 years. It's in me, though.

You're hard. You're hard. I know that. I got a lot of oxblood on my mother's side. Sure. My dad's not too thrilled about it. What do I mean? My grandma hates my mom.

My dad's got hot blood, though. It's a bad combo. Hot blood. So oxblood is a slow anger that builds, but it's unstoppable. And hot blood's just quick. Quick. Oh, the hot blood fox blood union? That's what took out the candies. Now fox blood is a whole other thing.

Wait, fox blood. Oh, no. I got 100% fox blood. Yeah, dude. I'm attractive, folks. I got some of that school of hard knocks blood. There it is. Packing glocks blood. Back on hard knocks blood. There it is. Packing locks blood.

Back on the blocks blood? Sure, sure. Blue from my sneaks to my socks blood. Damn it. I got long locks? I can't think of any. I got long locks blood. What is that one?

My lawyers are Jewish. They got that long locks blood. There he is. The writer. The writer. Now, have you ever been nominated for anything? I got bad etiquette like? Yeah. There he is. The writer. The writer. Now, have you ever been nominated for anything? I got bad etiquette like Arquette's Courtney Cox blood. Damn! Yeah.

Does she have bad etiquette? No, David Arquette does, though. Oh, is he not a cool guy? I don't know. I have no idea. But for the rhyme, it made sense, right? Yeah. And I bet if we looked, we could find two to three examples of him.

He wears the type of shirts that make me nervous. Yeah, right? And I don't know how to explain that. Patricia Arquette, I feel like, plays pretty close to three examples. He wears the type of shirts that make me nervous. Yeah, right? And I don't know how to explain that. Patricia Arquette, I feel like, plays pretty close to the best. Yeah? Oh, I was just asking if they were polos. No, there was just, okay, there was this strange fit on shirts in the late 90s, early 2000s. The high bowlers.

That I feel like, yeah, that I feel like David Arquette was a huge proponent of. Not buttoned them enough, and they would just sit on his body weird. I remember not liking how that guy filled out his shirt. There's those short sleeve button-ups that go just to your waist. Yes. And they didn't go an inch past. Oh, yes. And you're like, what the fuck?

That's a big Arquette shirt. Yeah, dude. Yes, 100%. And it would be lime green, and he'd be wearing orange zip-away pants, and you're like, you're an asshole. Like, dude, you're at you're an asshole like dude you're at an Oscars after party

what are you thinking keep the shit on from the Oscars why were you at the Oscars talk about it I don't know what David

you think David David Arquette's had to have been to the Oscars yes yeah yeah yeah he was wasn't he married

to Drew Barrymore never nominated was he Tom Green was he was married to Courtney Cox know what know what

yeah I got him good for you Tom Green a lot of short bowler Courtney Cox. Know what? Know what? Yeah. I got him confused with Tom Green. We both show the Dort Bowler shirt, guys. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people call me American Tom Green. Yeah.

They do. He was our answer. Canada struck, we struck back. I think our cats are Canadian, too. Really? And Tom Green. Well, we're 2-0 America. We're our wacky superstars.

And Merk-a-lees. He's Canadian. And Merk-a-lees. Merk-a-lees. Our boy, your boy, Merk-a-lees. Unless you're in And Merk-a-Lees. Merk-a-Lees. Our boy, your boy, Merk-a-Lees. Unless you're in heavy traffic, or if you're in heavy traffic, Google him. Unless you're in flowing traffic, don't Google Merk-a-Lees right now. If you're at home, Google Merk-a-Lees.

Merk-a-Lees. Canadian rapper that we saw on the Sway Morning Show the other day. Five Fingers of Death? Yeah. Yeah, I think it was. It was Five Fingers of Death. Merk-a-Lees. I didn't get to watch it.

You guys, we didn't watch it. You guys were like, oh, that's him. He is not good to look at. No. Oh, come on. You're going to time us out like that? No were like, oh, that's him. He is not good to look at. No, come on. You guys find us out like that? No, no. I thought that was the joke.

He's hard to look at. Like, he looks hard is what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a lot of getting fucked up to do on Friday, so we couldn't be bothered with watching Sway in the Morning Merkulies. All right. Well, either way. Country Club, dude.

Country Club. This is like a month and a half after that, but technically it's about five days after Yeah, but the listeners will have just heard about it last week anyway, technically it's about five days country club the amount of alcohol that will have passed through our uh systems between when we're recording this and when it drops when i walked into that country club and i i go because you needed to get tickets for the beer one of those things you know and i walked over with a 20 thinking i could get like three or four yeah drinks and she gave me four tickets and i was almost i was like man i drink it a drink was three tickets and i had to get one for kyle so i ended up getting kyle like the shittiest tequila they had got myself the shittiest whiskey and asked them for a favor i was like hey i have three dollars for a tip i only have four tickets and

they're like yeah everyone else is rich as shit. They didn't care. But I'm like, you feel bad about yourself when that happens. Yeah. You know. We had the looks of commoners. I really, I thought I looked okay that night, too. I put on my brand new shoes.

We look, I was wearing suit pants. I thought we were going to be in shape. There's like a special, there's a special rich guy sheen. They got a weird sheen on them. It was, yeah, it was fine. we're gonna be in shape there's like a special there's a special rich guy yeah there's they got a weird sheen on them it was yeah it was fine and it didn't it didn't bug me like it used to i used to get kind of like feel bad about myself how many times have you gone to country clubs we went to a country club one time in sioux falls rats stepdad worked at a country club when we got all we're drinking 40s me frat and rat so imagine how the crew that me frat rat

we all had mesh shorts on we go to this country club and we're like hey is it cool with dan o'mano if we're here and rat's like hell yeah dude and we walk in and dan o'mano was a server there oh no so he walks up and he goes like he didn't even know what we were talking about but he goes it is not cool that you guys are here right now when i had just asked is it cool that we're here rat goes yeah it is not cool that you're here right now. In our mesh shorts. Of course it wasn't. Yeah, what did you think was going to happen?

We thought he was going to let us drink in the back of this bar for free. Dog. How old were you? I was old enough to know he wasn't. I was probably 23. Old enough to know that you don't do that. You don't do a lot of things in mesh shorts. I still make some moves in mesh shorts that I shouldn't be making.

You make Saturday morning moves in mesh shorts, I feel like. Yeah, he makes Saturday afternoon moves in mesh shorts. When I was in Boise just the other week, I had my mesh shorts on most of the time when I wasn't performing. And by the end of the trip, all my friends are mad at me. Because they're just like, dude, we're going to a restaurant. You can't just be looking like that. I'm like, well.

Who do you got to impress? Hey, you got a girlfriend. Who are you going to impress with your. She gets mad about it too. Well, no. My ex-husband wore mesh shorts for 12 years. You were married to Ashton Bronson? Yeah, I was.

Did you know that? Yeah. 12 years of mesh shorts. Mesh shorts the whole time? Yeah, pretty much. Man. Well, there's a level that you can wear don't they lose the comfort doesn't it stop being a treat like ice cream

for dinner every day that shit still tastes sweet build up the diabetes around it you can wear nice mesh shorts like Nick Harris has kind of the thicker nylon ones I have those you can see everything ones yeah if you there's some high-end nike mesh there are higher end mesh shorts yeah there's a we can't pretend like they're all created equal

right you can't see the bell end in all of them but in some but it's still degrees of i can't i can't believe i'm taking this side of the block on this issue. Because I love a mesh short, but even the nicest mesh shorts, Balenciaga, that's one of them, they could make a mesh short, and even then, there's certain country clubs you're not supposed to go into. Balenciaga. No, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it was great. Oxblood fills up with Oxblood. I've never seen a suit made of that, like at the Oscars. Oh, mesh. Because they won't let you shine! I went to all the companies with a mesh short suit.

I went to Gucci four years ago with the plans for a mesh short suit. With some Kanye shit? Houseway. I'm making cities! Can you imagine a suit that never wrinkles You can just shove into a backpack

You can sit in a hot tub in And it will be dry a half hour later That's the suit I'm an adult I'm not going to sit in a hot tub with a suit A mesh suit? I don't want to Listen I came a long way from being that kid with the t-shirt and the rule, and I'm

not going back. Not about putting layers on over that. Now I'm just picturing mesh like a mesh t-shirt, a mesh vest. Yeah, a little mesh cummerbund. Oh, no. Yeah, dude. You look, I'm picturing like a ninja. The whole kit.

Yeah. Mesh flower. What is that thing called? A little bustier. Boutonniere. Boutonniere? No. Boutonniere. Boutonniere. The whole kit. Yeah. Mesh flower. What is that thing called? A little bustier. No, bustier. Bustier? No. Boutonniere.

Boutonniere. Boutonniere. What's a bustier? A Kardashian. It's called a Kardashian. It's a Kardashian. That's what it is. It's a Kardashian.

A rap Kardashian. We thought we saw White Bentley in Glendale and we're like, is that- I think it was. I still think it was a Kardashian. Was it me and you? It was me and you in Glendale. Oh, no. There's White Bentleys all over Glendale. Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was wondering, like... And they live in Calabasas, anyway. They live in Calabasas. Ah, Calabasas. Who doesn't, you know? I don't know where it is. That's how you know it's nice. We're all from Calabasas. Drake lives in Calabasas. Who does? Drake. Aubrey Graham. Really? Aubrey Graham. Next door to the Kardashians?

I don't know. Probably within shouting distance. Do you think they see each other? Kim. I think they must. There's probably one Gelson's or whatever. Who all lives in the Kardashian household? Okay, we don't need to.

I don't know. You're asking. I don't know. I've exhausted my knowledge. I know they live in Calabasas. Yeah. And that's also where Drake lives. Boom.

That's more knowledge than I had, and I love it. Sean S. Jordan. What's happening? On Twitter. Sean Cougar Mel Jordan on the gram. Sean Jordan in real life and in the studio right now. Yuck, dude. This comes out, you know, June, late June.

End of June. June 28th, I believe. You'll be hearing this. Where can people see you? High Plains. Go to High Plains. High Plains Comedy Festival. It's creeping up, I believe. You'll be hearing this. Where can people see you? High Plains. Go to High Plains. High Plains Comedy Festival. It's creeping up.

I know. It's creeping up so. I'm so stoked, dude. Get your tickets for it now. Yeah, go to High Plains. And I think that's it. I don't have... And, you know...

We're going to be doing a live this there. Yeah. And Shane Torres will be in the area. Shane Torres will be around. You can see us talk to him in real life. See what that's like. Oh, great. Oh, good. My Torrells will be around. You can see us talk to him in real life. See what that's like. Oh, great. Oh, good. My best friends.

Oh, cool. We haven't talked about Big Cranberry on the podcast in a while. It is odd. There just hasn't been a lot to... Oh, gosh. The other day... He might get mad. The other day, our friend Adam had an MPC and he has Shane's bits on there, like sampled.

So it's little parts of Shane's bits with a beat over it. And Zach put it on Instagram. There's some of me on there too. We just didn't get to that on Instagram. But it was just, I don't need this goddamn job. I sell it and then just put some beats on it.

It's so fun. Dopest way to quit your job ever. Ever. I knew that would be so fun. Dopest way to quit your job ever. I knew that would be so tight. I wasn't even mad about that. He texts all three of us. He goes, fuck you. You can't be mad, dude. And then I got at him later.

I don't think he was. Fuck you, Shane. He can't text me because I'm international right now. I'm in the States while I'm recording this, but you can't get him. I'm in Italy right now. What are you going to do, Shane? I am literally in international right now. I'm in the States while I'm recording this, but you can't get me. I'm in Italy right now. What are you going to do? I am literally in Italy right now. Oh, sure. Yeah.

White linen pants. White linen shirt. You better not bring anything else. It's just white linen everything. Yeah, yeah. Just white. Yeah. Are there other linens?

Spill wine on it, and then a brand new linen outfit the next day. Yes. Are there other linens besides white in various forms of cream? Not according to the suitcase I'll be packing, but yeah. So you could have like a blue linen. Oh, a variety of linens.

Okay. Yeah, that's another Action Bronson album name, a variety of linens. I bet you Tyson Beckford has a variety of linens. Yeah, I could see that. I bet you he also has a lot of mesh shorts. Oh, yeah. Nice. No one's telling him to take them off.

That's his Nelly album. It's mesh linen. It's a sweatsuit. I was a bigger fan of mesh, to be honest. Of mesh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like mesh. Just because I'm a mesh boy.

Yeah, nothing really coming up. High Plains, do that. Listen to All Fantasy Everything. Yes, please listen to it. Come see All Fantasy Everything and High Plains. Ooh. Yeah. The G is silent on Twitter.

Yes, sir. Cool Guy Jokes 77 on Instagram. 100%. There he is. David Borey. Yup, yup. Live and in the studio. Yes.

How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing good. It's weird because I have no idea what I'm going to be doing when this comes out. We'll probably drop dates in, I think, with these, you know, once they materialize. I was thinking about that. I was was like what if i get this album i'm gonna want to and so to just like cut and please go to my album recording yeah it's like we're gonna have siri read it no we'll just put it up at the top yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna allow a space for that right now this is david boy come see me at looney's i know you fucked me Sean

you fucking fucked me come see me at Wizzo's Chuckle Palace but seriously my Wizzo dates are gonna be up on my website check me out

it always kills me that the Clevins who falls in nitwits with a Z and you're like who's driving by just like whoa honey you see

they put a Z there instead of an S we're fucking the comedians. I have that Friday night, Friday night, baby, me and you wine based liquor. We're getting there. Some rice whiskey. That's funny.

I used to have a club called wits and with a Z crazy wits because we're wacky in comedy. Have you ever been to comedy sports? There's one in Portland. You know who goes to all those places is Payton Da Ass. Payton Da Ass. As a patron. That's the only place he can just hide out.

That's his family. Where people are mobbing him. Recognize him every day. Steady mobbing. Payton Da Ass. Very famous Puerto Rican rapper. Oh, okay. Puerto Rican?

Thanks. I don't know that. I thought you knew. I thought you were the one that called it out that day. I think I judged it on her. I think I took stock of the situation and made a decision. Contact clues. Yeah.

I think that's what I did. All right. Kept his ear to the street. Signed her a name. Oh, sure. Finger on the pulse. She's triple platinum. Do a 50 a week.

Emma Arnold in the studio. Woo! Hi! At IamARoadTrip on Twitter. Yes. Are you on Instagram? I am SleeveHamster. SleeveHamster.

Oh, that's right. SleeveHamster. SleeveHamster on Instagram. It's him that I'm trying to look, and I'm like, oh, yeah, SleeveHamster. I just want to see if the kids are out skating. There's a more famous Emma Arnold who is a Holocaust survivor. Oh. And so if you Google, that's who comes up and she

has the the better instagram and all that so yeah probably yeah yeah what if you google comedy if you throw comedy in she also comes up that's weird that's the bad beat i i'm jewish and all the jokes i was going to make, my brain was like, no, no. It's the first suggestion. If you type in Emma Arnold, the first thing that pops up is Holocaust. Wow. Yeah. You got to get a pop in a Holocaust joke.

See if you can cash in on some of that. Yeah. Yeah. Take the views back. Yeah. You'll show her. There it is. There it is. There it is.

Getting it out of the system. I'm in Italy right now. You can be mad about it. I don't care. What do I care? I am reconvening. I'm in Taco Bell right now. Yeah, I'm not.

I'm not in Italy. I'm reconvening with a continent the Nazis tried to chase us out of. Yeah. So I can make my Holocaust. Damn right. I'm looking that way from my job in downtown Glendale. I'm on the 16th floor looking towards Italy, kind of waving. I'm waving back with one hand,

looking like I'm holding up the Tower of Pisa with the other. We're having a great time. I don't know why people give people crap for those. I don't either. It's awesome. You're on vacation. Fuck it. Oh, no.

I'd have one. You better fucking have one. Oh, if I go to Pisa, I absolutely will. What kind of square ass? Just take the normal picture. Just take it with me in there. Across your arms. Why?

Why? Fuck you, dude. No. I didn't even want to come. My dad wouldn't let me bring my board, bro. I hate it. I lost my disc wallet at the Coliseum. I don't like to get wet.

I don't go in the water, dude. God, I hated that guy. Do you ever know that? People who weren't like to get wet. I don't go in the water, dude. God, I hated that guy. Do you ever know that? People who weren't allowed to get wet during water fights? Oh, my God. Yeah. Not my ears. Not my ears.

Not my ears. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. You know what sucks is the days of just pushing someone in a pool are completely gone. Yeah. Oh, because of cell phones. Uh-huh. Well, now those are waterproof, though.

I don't know if I'm going to roll the dice yet. We're getting there. I mean, hopefully. I've taken that L before. We're a decade away. I've taken that L before. What is it? I've taken that L before. You've pushed someone in the pool with a phone on them? No, I've jumped in the pool with a phone, and I've jumped in the ocean with a phone. Oh, yeah.

I've known a few people. I like your enthusiasm for water, though. You know, sometimes you just got to get in there. It's the best. I think, I don't know. With the ocean, I was so mad, too, because as soon as it hit me. He was going in to fight a whale. Yeah, yeah. They're dying, and you didn't want your phone to kill a whale.

I was calling Poseidon out by name. Poseidon, new power, show yourself to me. That's how you got the name International Waters. People don't know that about you. I'd be presiding up for it. Wait, what actually happened? Why were you actually mad? Oh, I was just drunk running in the ocean.

Oh, true word, yeah. Just some happy to be living in San Francisco. I'm 22 years old shit. Was that the same night you were bombing a hill on a skateboard or something? Yeah. Yeah. And I drank tequila with homeless guys. You were bleeding, right? I was bleeding out of my head. out of my head what come to find out there are waters that have sharks

in them yeah yeah yeah so that's barely escaped my droid phone did not make it no i'm picturing this and uh i wouldn't have gone over to see if you were okay i just want to let it ride if i had hit my head well no I'm just picturing like a bloody you running into the ocean screaming. I'd be like, I'm going to see what that guy does. Yeah, you probably just got to let that happen. I'm going to see what that guy does. You're just like in an early morning,

like metal detector session. I was out there getting all my melons right, you know, getting the melons right on the cart. Looking for medallions. Debloons, if you will. Debloons, medallions. Oh my God, if you find a Debloom. Debloon. Debloon, man. You're thinking of Judy Debloons, if you will. Debloons, medallions. Oh, God. If you find a Debloom. Debloon.

Debloon, man. Debloon. You're thinking of Judy Debloom. Yeah. No, I thought it was Debloom. The plural is Debloom. Deblooms. No, I thought it was Debloom.

Deblock the pie. Know it. Deblock is hot. Deblock. Yeah, none of that is stuff about you. What's going on? Sorry about that. We completely hijacked.

We introduced you back to our bullshit. This is your podcast. I'm just a guest. Yeah, that's right. No. No. Oh, my God. Are you asking me on to be a permanent member?

Yes. Thank you, Sean. Thank you. I am also going to High Plains. Oh, fantastic. Yes. Come see all of us at High Plains. Oh, hell yeah. Come see all of us at High Plains. Awesome. Which is a comedy festival.

Yes. Holy buckets. And then you can also see me at my festival in Boise, 208 Comedy Fest. Which day is it? September 6th through 9th. David came last year and everybody loved him. And they were asking if he was coming back. I wanted to just go last

year like if you check those tickets sometimes they're like 60 bucks yeah it can be really cheap yeah is it really that cheap to go to boise that's like what i paid for that ticket to go that it was like yeah it was like and it's fun because so we were just there and uh a bunch of my friends came to hang out while i was working the club because they just we met there and there's i don't want to sound wrong but there's not a thing you have to do there so you just kind of you can just go to lunch you can just go walk around the bike trails and stuff you don't have to go to like the sears tower or whatever and make it a day yeah we don't have anything to tourist people are always like what's to see here and i'm like no this is it but it's fun it's like an awesome pleasant there's no like amazing thing i usually take

people to capital and then they're like okay and. And I'm like, that's it. That's really, that's the one thing. Like the State Capitol? Yeah. Oh, yay. I personally love a State Capitol and I go to every single one and I always do the tour where the 90-year-old man takes you around and explains where the rivets were put in. Oh, that would be nice.

I love a walking tour. Who's your favorite? Madison, Wisconsin. That is a good one. I was about to bring that up. It is a good one. It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful.

And also, if you do the tour, it's actually very interesting. It has a very interesting history. Really? Sure. Yeah. You're hard-pressed and not interested. You'll hear more about cornerstones than you will on most days. Exactly.

And when they were laid, right? Yeah. Now, what is Madison to you? And then you answer, you're like, well, it's a downtown. I like that pizza shop And they go Oh buddy And then they just rip off Some facts about

What that pizza shop used to be September 6th through 9th I'm assuming You brought that up Because it's an invitation For us to all come And thank you We accept

Yeah absolutely Please do And we'll go to the skate park Ian has a board now So we're gonna go to the park Oh do you have a board? I'll bust my full ass open Yeah absolutely

Can't wait to die In various skate parks around the country. Bust my full ass open. Yeah, I will be deceased. So that's fantastic. Go see Emma at High Plains and the 208 Comedy Festival in Boise, Idaho. And then anything else to promote? I have a comedy special that is on my website. You can watch there.

And then my label is putting it out as an audio only also. That's coming out June 1st. Oh, that's great. What's the name? It's called Yes Please. Hell yeah. Tight. Hell yes please.

Do you want to shout out the record label? We're big on that. Blonde Medicine. Yeah. So fuck you, Death Row. No. No. No.

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No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no bumps now you should know you had it like that dude i got it like that what are we drafting hey come on i got it here my name is ian carmel addy and carmel on twitter and carmel on instagram got anything coming up ox young oxblood on young oxblood on soundcloud uh-huh young oxblood the hyphy nba shooter on soundcloud uh yes in fact as you will have heard uh dropped in unceremoniously to the beginning of several

of the last podcasts i will be in seattle washington who uh at the uh well not technically seattle right bellevue at bellevue live in bellevue at parlor live in bellevue washington but if you're in that area if you're in the seattle tacoma bellevue go that whole uh that corner washington area come see me a part of our life uh july 5th 6th and 7th it's fun dude it's like a it's like a mall for grown-ups it's like if you remember there's just pool halls there's out like bars everywhere bars on every floor you can just walk from bar to bar it's like las vegas in a building i'm gonna be up there doing stand-up comedy and then hopefully getting drunk with y'all after the show so come uh provide me with that opportunity so i don't end up naked eating chicken wings on my hotel bed every night though not every night no on friday i'd like to be you know

maybe drink too much and fall asleep first go to the go the healthier out and do the buffalo cauliflower that we had at uh mohawk bent yeah i was not there but i yeah yeah that's super you know just healthy though i just want to plug how healthy i am he's a big health guy well help that these days you know uh yeah so come see me at uh parlour live in bellevue uh then i'll be at high plains as well listen to all fantasy everything hell yeah uh oh you can buy my album 9.2 on pitchfork you can't oh yeah, you should plug that more. That's what I realized today. I haven't heard anything about that in forever. Somebody tweeted to me about it.

I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I got one. Yeah, it's still for sale. Fuck with Emma's shit first, but once you've supported that fully. My special is free. Oh, it's free. So go watch it for free. Buy mine.

Yeah, buy mine. Even though it's fully on Spotify for free. Oh, it's free. So go watch it for free. Buy mine. Yeah, buy mine. Even though it's fully on Spotify, they're free. For some reason. How does that work? I don't know. Maybe because they pay for Spotify. I don't know the rules. I just want people to hear my art.

Yeah, there you go. You put it out for a reason, you know? It's art for your ears. We're gathering here today. We are. We are gathered, by the way. We are gathered. We're all very close. We're fully gathered

here in HeadGum Studios in beautiful downtown Los Angeles. Uh-huh. Just a stone's throw. Just right, right there. From the skid row. From the skid row. Just oof.

Oof. Just right there. We're gathered here to draft music videos from when we were kids. Yeah. Music videos we liked when we were children.

It's funny. You can like see, I can see myself going through the state when I'm looking at these. I'm like, oh, I can't remember what I thought like when this came out. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's so good. They're both good and embarrassing reasons for some of these picks.

Mine are almost all embarrassing. Yours are embarrassing. Yeah. I've got fantastic. This will be a first on the podcast we're gathered here to draft music videos from when we were younger the way we determine the order of that draft

is through a rollicking game of rock paper scissors sure I'll treat before that though what type of draft is it? oh it's an excellent question it's a serpentine draft what does that mean? that's a great question too we've all seen old school where Will Ferrell's in the gymnastics team. He's got that like, kind of that ribbon thing that you see in gymnastics.

Couldn't be a better example of a serpentine situation. Oh, it's a quick one. You just, you know, wave it side to side. And the ribbon sort of does what our draft will be doing. Just going back and forth. Like an S situation. Just back and forth. Beautiful, magical drafts.

You understand exactly what I mean. Sure, yeah. Basically what it means is you pick fourth in the first round, you pick first in the second round. Uh-huh. Yeah. You have your chain in your mouth right now, and it's tight.

For sure. Emmy nominated. Wrong game of rock, paper, scissors. Play between the three of you, and you throw on shoot. So here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. David. the three of you and you throw on shoot. So here we go. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. David wins again. I stood strong.

Odd man out wins. So we both had paper and covered him, but he had the odd man out, so he wins. Okay. Because he's a dick and he wins every fucking week. I swear David wins every time, but apparently it's closer than I thought. And I still sit here on this couch in disbelief. Doesn't matter. I'm still going to fucking whip your ass in this draft.

So whatever. All right. Well. Oh, my God. Jeez Louise. It was way too much. Yeah. It was way too much.

We're friends. We're all aware of that. It was way too much. Can I sit there right home after this? Yes, you can. You can come eat chicken wings with us if you want. I'm down. Yeah.

But. Oh. Right now. now, I have to determine over the order of the draft. Yup. We all kind of know how this is going to go. I'm going to go first. Okay, Dan's going first. Ian's going to go second. Oh, really? Ian George Carmel.

I suppose I'm going third. And I'll be going last. I always end up going last. Emma's going third? And I'll be going last. I always end up going last. And it's okay. It's all right. But he gets to pick twice in a row. Two in a row. Oh, okay.

So as long as my two heaters are still on the table, then... And then do we come back? And then we come back. Okay. Then we come back. You know, like the ribbons in the movie Old School. Yeah, right. You know what?

It's because I haven't seen the film. So that's why I'm confused. As you've seen it, there couldn't be a more crystal clear explanation. You know, like the ribbons in the movie Old School. Yeah, right. You know what? It's because I haven't seen the film. It's the exact same thing. That's why I'm confused. As you've seen it, there couldn't be a more crystal clear explanation. I mean, it's basically he's waving the podcast in the air. What you're doing right now is you're painting a picture in my head, and it's so vibrant, I can barely even see the walls of Headcumbe Studio. And they're brighter colors than I remember. If only the me in Italy, probably seeing art at this very moment while they're listening to this. Sure.

What's the brightest color you think? That I've ever seen? Or that exists? Because brother, I don't know. Neons, aren't they? The neon museum in the Dill. Yeah. It sounded so dark. What's the brightest

color you've ever seen? Yeah. One of those questions where I'm like, what's the answer to this question? What are you just saying? I don't know. Yellow? Neon yellow, right? I've seen some good greens. Sure, like a good art.

Alright, I'm gonna go first. Yep. With the first pick, in the music videos we liked as kids, all fantasy, everything draft, we will find out the first pick right after this short break. Hey, All Fantasy Everything listeners. Did you know that 66% of men lose their hair by age 35? And here's the thing. When you start to notice the hair loss, it might be too late. It's

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t-boss left eye chili oh man no way and the hit music video baby baby baby oh i i know what you're gonna do sean calm down i know. I love that video so much. I do, too. As a kid, it looked like it made, I don't think college has looked more fun to me than watching that video. Because it's not real college. Yeah, it's just like really cool dress. First of all, you can't float in college.

Like, T-Boss floats through the hallway. That's the first of all. First of all. First of all. First of all, it's impossible to get an A. You can't get up, and you can't float, and you can't stay sober. Try to not drink 40s and go skateboard when you're supposed to be going to class.

I also quickly realized I'm a young black woman. So that's why I got the window. How did I get to Howard? Yeah, that video, man, because when I was a little, little kid, I think my mom graduated college when I was like six, so I remember being on campus a lot, and then my babysitter was in the dorms for a while and stuff. So it just looks like being a little kid to me, too.

And I love that video. I love that song. T-Boss is probably the coolest person there is. Seriously. Here's some insane shit. I don't know if I've ever seen that music video.

I don't think I have either. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, it's so good. All you have to do is see Stills and you'll love it. I'm seeing Crosby, Stills, and that shit over here.

They're just like in college wearing dope shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it's like a slower song. There's like, they all three kind of have their own little love scenario going on. Like the dude will come to the dorm or whatever

oh baby baby baby baby baby so if you want to get me off you got to love me good yeah i love tlc they taught me about condoms they taught a lot of people about condoms didn't college seem so far away when you were a kid like that? It seemed like some magical summer camp I would never get to go to. Oh, my God. Yeah. It really did. And I didn't, I did not do it right.

I went to a whack college. Yeah. I definitely did not do it right. I ended up at Portland State University, which was fun, but like, it wasn't a college experience. Was it too close to home, do you feel like? It was pretty close to home, and I was also just, I had, for whatever reason, decided to opt out of that home and just live with friends in a house. Because you were in Portland.

That's what I did, too. And the Portlandness of it overcame the college-ness of it. Uh-huh. Really? Yeah. As it were. So you weren't like, you were just in a neighborhood? You weren't like, on college road?

Nah, I was over, no, in college, so people like drove to school and then just like drove home yeah that like college didn't have any feeling of permanence you know or people just kick it because it's not a college town like a college town yeah where the dorms and like it's all the college like the population of the town decreases by like 50 000 people yeah when college isn't in session well it seems like the thing about college towns is stuff becomes spectacular due to a lack of options. Yeah, right. You know, like the cafe you go to,

you fall in love with like one or two dishes. There's no other good restaurants, right? Or the coffee shop is like the best coffee shop in that town, right? And it develops like, you know. I mean, my mom went to not a college town, but the area is so, like she went to school in Tacoma, Washington.

Oh, yeah. But PLU is like, that area is very college town. Right. Like, so if you just stay with. If you leave that area, it's maybe not the best place to be. But within that area, it's like really, really nice. Well, University of Washington does a good job with that. Even though it's in the middle of Seattle, it feels like.

It feels like a college area. You got to rope it off, man. Rope it off for the kids portland state didn't do that shit wide open no ropes usd did but i could just drive back to sioux the huge city of sioux falls i could just drive back and enjoy all of sioux falls i believe i've heard the word metropolis thrown around bustling maybe before that my dad used to call it a megalopolis a megalopolis yeah old pat jordan in between drinks dimitri megalopolis. A megalopolis, yeah. Old Pat Jordan in between drinks. Dimitri Megalopolis. He and I are actually, he's from Greece, but he's visiting Italy too.

So he and I are, me and Dimitri Megalopolis are enjoying the small, you can't believe how small these cappuccinos are. Just the tiniest. Because there's these whole laws, like kids will choke on them and so they don't have them in America. But they're so small. It looks like you're pinching an ant. I'm giving a fly a back rub. Yeah. That's how small. But it's so small. It looks like you're pinching an ant. I'm giving a fly a back rub.

Yeah. That's how small, but it's so strong. Yeah. Just pops you right up. Demetra and I just got back from Pisa. You better believe he held that thing up. Yeah,

he did. Yeah, he did. Uh, I, I, I can't, I hope it goes on Instagram the second you do it.

I'm going to fucking do it. You'll see it. If I go again, if I go, are you going to do the second you do it I'm gonna fucking do it you'll see it if I go again if I go are you gonna do the traditional or do you have something fun I'll have several looks something quirky in my

yeah when you see me on if it does happen again because I can't promise it but oh it's gonna be one of those pictures where you're like

oh a few oh oh these are great yeah make a theme of it. This is me looking at them right now. Yeah.

When people are listening to it. I'm listening. I'm looking at them right now. Oh, yeah. There we go. Can we get the sound effects? Oh, that's fun. Oh, cute.

That's cute. He had a good time. Yeah. Oh, Dimitri. Yeah. It's kind of a haunt, Dimitri. Yeah. I like it.

And you got to, well, we will be holding that cap. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You won't be able to see them in the pictures. They are tiny cups. Just barely there. They're soy small. Soy. Soy.

Baby, baby, baby. Baby, baby. Yep. Baby, baby, baby, baby. That's a different song. I can have any man that I want to. The time and place that I choose to. Oh, baby, baby, baby. That's a different song. I can have any man that I want to. The time and place that I choose to. Damn it.

We would. We would. Stomped on my flow. Sorry, Chip. I did. I was so prepared because I get really, oh, I had an edible. And I get really singy when I'm stoned. And so I was worried that I was like, don't sing, don't sing, don't sing.

And I'm so excited that you guys are singing this makes me so happy and I'm a bad singer and I still try because I think if you try even if you're bad it's still fun to hear someone sing you're not a bad singer you are bad maybe you are bad so every now and again I fall in where it's like

I even catch myself like well that wasn't horrible yeah you seem pretty on tune, like you seemed. You were in the range. I love you so much that even when you sing badly, which is a lot of the time, I enjoy it so much because I'm like, there's this guy. Yeah. That's his heart. Yeah.

I can hear his heart. Yeah. Singing Sean really is like one of my favorite Sean. Yeah. It really makes me. What about crying Sean? Because you guys are about to meet him. Oh, crying Sean. Yeah. Because they're happy you guys are about to meet him. Crying Sean.

Because I'm happy. I like crying Sean. I'll cry in here eventually. I'll cry in here eventually. I guarantee it. There's going to be a lot of pauses on this podcast for whatever reason. I think on this episode just because my brain is so cooked. So Marissa, if you just want to fill those in with lots of air horns again.

I got a good one. You, I'd just like to give you some on-podcast dap. Holy crap. When we were, it was several episodes ago, but we were just like, play as many air horns as, like, that needs to be funny. And then like, and then breaking news or whatever. You actually did it.

And when I was listening to the podcast, because I'm in love with myself and my friends, and we listen to every episode. I'll wake up to it sometimes like yeah it's so i like to equate it to like a football player watching film to get better but that's not what it is but i heard all those sound effects in there and it just i laughed so hard that it made all the traffic around me disappear for just a couple seconds you know he just kind of fades away and then boom, right back there. Baby, Baby, Baby by TLC. What feeling, did it make you want to go to college? What feelings did it let you?

Yeah, it just like, I think also because when you're a kid, everything looks, like your memories from like early childhood look kind of surreal anyways. True. So it's like, my early childhood to me looks like that anyways. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah true so it's like my early childhood to me looks like that anyways yeah you know what i'm saying so it's just like yeah very much i can watch it and it like captures how i felt at the time and what stuff looked like to me sure very dope oh shit it's my turn

oh wait oh yeah yeah all right no don't worry you're last tlc baby wait am i still last i gotta it's it's almost a whack pick it's so no such thing no it's so uh obvious it feels like to me but i gotta take it because it was the one that i enjoyed the most and i feel like it really informed like my sense of humor from an early age okay i gotta take sabotage by the beastie boys oh yeah you think i wasn't gonna pick that one of my favorite just still one of the best videos of all time it's there's nothing wrong with it it's just like i feel like it's when like it was definitely the first thing I wrote down when I was making this list. You know, that video is one of the first things I remember seeing and being like, I like this because it's cool.

Yeah. And I don't know why I think it's good. I just remember I was like, this is fucking cool. And now I know it's because Spike Jonze directed it and he's the shit. He directed so many. I was talking about david before the podcast and we decided you ain't shit dude yeah that's that was just a little sidebar so if you could go this is how you was here kicking me out of the band yeah all right she's

fine fine i'm from a small town yep i'm You know, that's really all they need in that chair over there. Turns out we don't know a lot about you. That's just the only requirement. I'm from a small town. I'm nice. That's all they need in that chair. Brunettes. Yeah.

Yeah. We're surprisingly similar. We are. We are very similar. Now, wait till you start singing, though. We'll see. We'll find out. Four letter first names.

I'm very talented. Damn it. We're going. We'll find out. I'm very talented. Damn it. We're going to have a sing off and I'm going to lose. Damn. A sing off? You better hope she doesn't sing with horror. If I was you, I would maybe not suggest a sing off. That's like a sitcom drop.

I wouldn't eat dead bread. sitcom drop. Ooh. Why were you? Oh, no. I wouldn't eat that bread. I don't know if that feels like it's a good idea. And then we use that term that Demi taught us. We do the Gilligan cut

right to the sing-off. Oh, the Gilligan cut. The Gilligan cut right to the sing-off. Yeah. And then it's just Right into it. It's just you weeping.

No, no, no, no, no. We need a montage. I want a montage. Oh, a montage. No cut. Sean, like, working with a coach. Singing training.

Yeah. And then Emma just lifting weights like as per usual. Just working on my lats back here. Those are on your legs, I think, actually. I do have a fantasy of like singing training. If I ever get married, I'm just belting out like, I will always love you or something. Just like perfectly doing it.

At the wedding. And then I do the windmill because I always wanted to do that too. And those don't go together, but I'm going to make them go together. Yeah, what's the song you're going to sing that you're going to sing and windmill? I will always love you. A lot of singing lessons. There's probably like a Euro dance mix. Sure.

Well, no, I'm not singing that one. I'm doing the deep. The deep, meaningful. And then you're just going to do like a slow windmill. Yeah, real. Because I'll be real cut at this point too. Okay. So, sabotage. Here's some important facts for you.

Nathan Wind as Cochise. Vic Calfari as Bobby the Rookie. Oh, yeah. Alessandro Allegre as the Chief. And guest starring Sir Stuart Wallace as himself. Those are all the cop names. It's just such a funny video. It's such a good idea.

I feel like you didn't see a ton of parody back then anyway. What did you have, like Police Squad, like the Naked Gun movies? So there's an interesting thing. So Spike directed Mouse, which is an old girl chocolate video, skateboard video. And there's a part that looks like it was taken from Sabotage. It's the exact same style and everything, but it's skateboarders. And he, I think shot them both like roughly at the same time and just didn't think the worlds would really collide.

So he was just like, yeah, I don't, whatever, put them out. Like, so if you watch mouse and then you watch sabotage, you're like, one of these is stolen, but he directed them both. Mouse exists in the sabotage extended universe. Yeah. Maybe that's who those cops were trying to stop. Get over here, Jerron Wilson and Mike York. It also made me want to whip around corners in a boat.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. And just hop out of the car when it's not quite stopped yet. Yeah. And just you hop a fence and you grab someone. Yeah. Maybe roll across a hood.

It makes you want to do your own stunts. Yeah. Makes you feel like you can do your own stunts. Those cops seem dirty in a way that I could get down with, and not in a way that cops are actually dirty. I think there's like a fun dirty. Like where you like don't pay for a meal in town. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You're not like on the take. Or for the blow you have. Like those are the things you don't pay for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that blow. Just a trunk full of it. But'm a good cop you know i forgot and fred kelly is bunny i forgot that oh yeah yeah what year so what year did sabotage come out oh 95 94 i should have it was 94 was it yeah yeah 94 that's from that you know the most iconic year in hip hop, right?

94? Right? Isn't it? Is that the most iconic? Well, let's not get too hard into it, but yeah. Broke it. You're right. I mean, you know what I'm saying.

I know I said this before on the podcast, but I always will appreciate the Beastie Boys just in general. Of course. Because there weren't a lot of like, there obviously were a ton of Jews and showbiz, but you didn't you know really think of them but like oh I didn't say

that's right there's obviously a lot of Jews and showbiz I'm backing out of here and we're all trying to get rid of them as fast as we can that's what this podcast is about and you two are involved now too

no no I'm just playing Emma you're okay for now wait until you're in the hot seat over here. I'm moving to Boise. It's going to be all gravy for me. A small town, really nice, hates Jews. Yeah, open it.

That's the three requirements for this podcast. All right. Okay. Throwing me under the bus. Open anti-Semitism up there. You know, that used to be my Instagram handle until I met Ian. Open anti-Semitism.

Then I had to change it to Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan. Sean anti-Semite. Just for making like Jews cool it was like a very cool like I really appreciated that I was like the Beastie Boys are Jews I could be that kind of Jew

yeah there was that that joke about it that you had that was awesome oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah I won't repeat it

yeah nobody gets to hear it but I do believe it is on 9.2 on Pitchfork it is buy that shit dude there it is loop it back nice

put a bow on it profesional yeah Sabotage by the Beastie Boys I believe it is on 9.2 on Pitchfork. It is. Buy that shit, dude. There it is. Loop it back. Nice. Put a bow on it. Profesional. Yeah. Sabotage by the Beast Boys is my first pick. Emma, it is time for your first pick. Okay. I'm actually feeling pretty good because I think because I'm older than you and also not cool.

No, I think we're not going to have any toe-stepping between our lists. I chose for mine, I was not allowed to watch MTV. What? Oh, no. toe-stepping between our lists. I chose for mine, I was not allowed to watch MTV. And so I would sneak it at my cousin's house or at friends' houses. And especially like certain things on there. I wasn't like, even if my mom was over, she would turn it off even if my cousins

protested because of certain things on there. So when I was probably, I don't know, four or five, no, I was probably five or six, I saw When Doves Cry by Prince was on at my cousin's house. And my uncle walked through and said, get this F-A-G off of our TV and turned it off and sent us outside. Because I grew up in northern Idaho with a bunch of rednecks. And sent us outside. But it was too late.

It was in there. Prince was in me oh and he gets out of the bathtub naked in the very beginning and I was like what's happening and then like every chance I would see it anywhere I would I would like glue myself to the TV and watch it I was obsessed

and then there's that feeling too of like fuck you uncle I can't like get that's crazy so that makes you it was like everything that I wasn't growing up with. He said, dig if you will the picture. Your uncle said, no! I will not dig that picture.

Shoals on the ground, Unc! Bury the TV. I'll buy a new one. Dig if you will. Nope. He sings like sex. even sings like sex you know it sounds like oh man i mean even watching the video today i was i backed it up three times in the beginning scene and i was like oh my god he's as beautiful as you remember like and just everything about him his eyes and his voice

little man oh yeah just raw doesn't yeah doesn't he get out of like emerge from the tub and while maintaining full eye contact with the camera the whole time in, like, the most sexy way. And it's also, you can just feel what a warm soul he is. Even as a little girl, I felt like, oh, yeah, this is a good human. It's interesting, the whole, like, having to wait around to see it, too. That must have been tough because you had limited access to MTV anyway. Yeah, well, TV anyway. We were not allowed to watch TV. Oh, no shit. So we could watch PBS sometimes on the weekends. too that must have been tough because you had limited access to mtv anyway yeah well tv anyway we went on to watch tv oh no shit um so we could watch pbs sometimes on the weekend so i'd watch

bob ross to get like real wild yeah but um yeah he turns up though yeah he does and i still watch him now even now sometimes those mountains are on fire bob ross turn up mix yeah i got that on youtube for sure i would just like whenever i was at somebody's house, ask if we could turn it on. And I would just be like, oh. That's funny to think of, like, other people's parents as like, yeah, I don't know.

Emma just loves Prince. Yeah. She came over to play with Janet the other day. Prince and Pepsi's. Because I wasn't out of soda either. So I go to people's houses. Oh, shit. All their sodas.

Just OD? Yeah. I'm like Emma calm down you calm the fuck down Prince better be on that TV when I get back with my Pepsi

just bossing people around no I love it though I do I don't miss it at all but I that is a feeling to be the

nostalgia for the waiting around for a music video and like the intense rush of endorphins you would watch like the whole 40 you know like oh yeah to get to the last two videos you wanted to see and sit through commercials i remember listening to the radio to do that too like casey casem like having to listen to his even at the time dated style oh yeah hey we're gonna listen to super duper fly by missy elliott i still i have this romantic

thing with casey case and we're like every time i drove back from a road yeah we kissed one time because we kissed i stopped in ohio and he was a rest stop i was like casey kiss him and then he goes yeah and then we kiss oh um every time i drove back from like a long road gig in the midwest i would hear that top 40 countdown on sunday and it was like as the sunset was happening. And I would just associate the Top 40 countdown with a good feeling of accomplishment and driving home. Anyway, sappy. But that's what I think about when I think of the Top 40.

You're so emotional today. Yeah. We're all putting it out there. It never goes away. It's like the Hulk. I'm always emotional. You want to know my secret? You don't want to see him when he's emotional. I'm always emotional. I'm always emotional yeah you wanna know my secret you don't wanna see him

when he's emotional I'm always emotional that I start falling into whatever soup you're eating you don't know my my secret is a tomato

like a fucking puzzle yeah dude I gotta officiate another wedding in August oh really y'all might fly in get me invited

to that thing known them longer than Tony and others. Really? You'd probably be crying hoarder. Oh, boy. Hoarder. Hoard. Crap.

Hoard. Hoard. Hoard. I got my certificate, too, so if you need a backup. I have thought, and I, in other, like, with funerals and everything where I want to say something without crying, I've definitely thought about recording it and just having it up there. And I've always wondered, like, what happens

if you're like, holding the boombox over your head and you just put it up against the mic? What would happen is you would start crying during the recording and it would all be for naught. And then it'd be meta. That would be very funny, actually. I do go to funerals for meta shit. Or you play a recording where you start

crying and you go, I'm sorry, and then you speak perfectly. Like, without crying. That's like an Andy Kaufman joke. I think what Sean was trying to say was, you just have a disassociative episode. Yeah. Sean, it's time for us to associate, though, with your first pick. And then your second one, as it is a serpentine draft. Okay.

Now, I'm going to try my hardest to go chronologically. Horde. Don't tell us that, because I'm going to try my hardest to go chronologically. Horde. Don't tell us that because I'm going to cut your knees out then. Oh, you're going to go chronologically? So, yeah. So the first video that I remember liking and thinking that was like just a cool music video was Beat It by Michael Jackson. Really? Yeah.

That was the very first. Big knife fight? That was the first video I ever remember seeing ever. And I was like three or something when that came out. Four maybe? It was no longer in Rotation by the time I got around to it. I think we'll run into that a little bit. But yeah, it was just.

Are you talking about the full extended? Well, yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah, because you got to see the whole thing where they come to his house and then he's like, what are you going to do? You didn't get to see that a lot, though. And I remember when I first heard him talk and he wasn't singing, I was like, whoa. That's what this dude who sings like this talks like. Because he was just like, what are you going to do?

I was like, oh my gosh, dude. That is not how I thought it was going to come out. That, man, that's a good call. like yeah because he was just like what are you gonna do i was like oh my gosh dude that is not how i thought it was gonna come out that man that's a good call that video is badass it is and i even as a kid though i was like why don't they just cut each other's wrists but it's the honor the honor of of the gangsters fighting when they're tied together right yeah you thought why didn't they just slit each other's well like that's cut the arm you know shark jordan really out in these streets as a child. Why don't they just slit wrists and be done with it?

Well, they're trying to stab each other. That's how we do it in Sioux Falls. That's how they do it in Sioux City. That is how they do it in Sioux City. Don't you dare. I was up there drinking rose petal tea up in South Dakota. All my friends are getting stabbed down in Sioux City. Oh, what was I going to say?

I forgot. It's gone. Beat it. Oh, West Side Story, they fight like that too. yeah cool dance moves and beat it yeah yeah when you just walk it in the pool switch blades it's all so scary and it's like the that dude in like the white jack that white leather jacket and you're like that's a bad guy yeah yeah also the red jacket michael's wearing is the most stylish piece of clothing ever invented. It's fucking great. It looks so cool. Pushed up sleeves?

Pushed up sleeves. Oh, man. And you could see his socks, his pants worked up. Sleeves hiked up. Pants hiked up. I can see Migos doing that in like six months. I could see Migos wearing that. But they don't got the moves.

No, they don't. He did that lean body roll snap thing in that video. Oh, yeah. As I was watching that, that was one of my picks, by the way, but a little further down the line. I was practicing the dance. I backed it up a whole bunch of times to practice the dance. Oh, like the pulley thing.

Yeah, they do the boom. They do the pulley thing. They do two hands, and then hands with feet, and then hands with feet and body. The cards. Oh, and yeah, the snapping by your pelvis kind of thing. With the body roll. God. Oh, and yeah, the like snapping by your pelvis kind of thing. Yeah, yeah. With the body roll. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. God. Yeah. What an awesome dance. You know what? I brought the steps if everybody wants to learn. Yeah.

We could just real quick choreograph this. I wish I knew it. I would love, I would love to be able to dance anyway. God, if we knew the beat of dance,

just break that out of the roost one night. Whoa. Jen just, well. Do this for me. Learn it for me. I want to see this the three of you.

There's some content. We learned the beat it dance? Sure. Sure. Put it out on the YouTube. The Ute. You know? For the Utes.

The Utes. Yeah, beat it. I just thought that was like the coolest thing that was when I, I didn't have any thoughts in my head. I didn't know anything

about anything really and I was like, that's cool. I didn't know what cool was. Yeah. I was like, that's cool. I didn't know what cool was. Yeah. I was like, that's cool. I want to be like,

yeah, Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson beat it. Hey, your second pick fires in your eyes. The words are very clear. Uh, so this is going to be,

uh, Tina Turner. What's love got to do with it? Oh, I know. I think I know. I know a little bit about... I think I know why this video...

I know why Sean likes it. That video is another first where I saw that video. She's walking on the boardwalk, that chain link fence, and she's got a denim outfit on, and I was like, I'm attracted to her. I was like four or five, but I was like, I'm attracted to what's going on right now. I didn't know anything about any of that,

but I'll never forget that video because I was like, I'm attracted to what's going on right now. I didn't know anything about any of that, but I'll never forget that video because I was like, this is awesome in a completely different way than I thought Beat It was awesome. You're just at such a base level figuring something out about yourself. It's almost like she made your pulse react. She had that big, that's like big blown out

sideshow Bob Tina Turner. Yeah. Oh yeah. I love that look. It was all hair. Big. It was crazy to know about Tina Turner at that age and then go back and see her in the Ike and Tina days.

Well, right in that Rolling, is it the Rolling Stones documentary on HBO? Yeah. Or the Rolling Stone documentary. Rolling Stone. Yeah. Yeah. Where she was all that old footage.

But I didn't know. Oh, River Deep Mountain High? Yeah. Oh, my God. I haven't seen that. I didn't know about. It's amazing. That's so funny because I also only knew Tina Turner from that comeback era.

Yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah. Private dancer and shit. I didn't know about the old shit for a while. All raspy as fuck. Oh, so raspy. But amazing.

Yeah. It's only logic. What's love? Got to do so raspy. But amazing. Yeah. It's only logic. What's love got to do with it? Got to do with it. What's love but a secondhand emotion? What's love got to do with it? Got to do with it. Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

She lived that shit. And then a harmonica, I think, goes in there. Oh, man. She, I don't know if this is a universal feeling or a very specific feeling to me at that age, but she always, she reminded me of having like a sassy grandma energy. Not because she was a sassy grandma, but I was just like, she kind of seems like a sassy grandma to me. Like she's wise.

Yeah. Like she's wise, but she's's also got like, you know, she'll throw like two scoops of sass at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you have a couple. Like she's a little two-piece when you're ready for it. There's a reason that bar of soap has tooth marks in it, because you swore at the house and grandma didn't like it.

That's right. Get in there. I'm going to grandma Tina Turner. Grandma can talk like that, but you can't. That's my Tina Turner impression that I started saying before I had any idea how it would sound out loud. I'm trying to think about how Tina Turner's voice sounds right now. And the only regular words I can think of her is in Mad Max saying, this is Barter Town. Blaster blaster.

That's the only audio I have. The only audio. What a good audio clip, though. That's all I can think of. That's the only thing I can think of, Tina Turner speaking voice. Yeah. Saying this is Barter Town. That ain't her speaking voice.

That's so cool. Barter Town. Yeah. She talks like Macy Gray. Yep. Welcome to Barter Town. Welcome to border town. See, we sing. We sing.

To an end to one man lives. See, we're singers. Very good. Yeah, I love it. I think my voice changed. What's it called? Puberty. Puberty.

I went through puberty recently. Uh-huh. Yeah. My voice dropped. That's what it is. Man. My voice. Man, if this was just you as a boy, this whole time, like if you had another puberty around the corner.

Man. What if we did have like second puberty? Second puberty? When you were like 40. God, we all end up sounding like James Earl Jones. We get sweatier and hornier and acne all over again. Oh no, I'm going through second puberty. Yeah, me too.

What's going on? What's happening right now for me? I'm sweating. I got a ton of zits right now. Oh, no. Pretty horny. We need a book to help us through it. I do.

Yeah. Our bodies ourselves again. It's Gone Girl. Yeah. Yeah. I'll read Gone Girl. Or whatever adult contemporary fiction is. What's Love Got to Do With It by Tina Turner.

Tina Turner. There it is. Yeah. Yep. Hell yeah, It by Tina Turner. Tina Turner, there it is. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. That hair, I looked it up even bigger than I remember. Oh, it was huge. Damn. She was going for it.

She was into like big bracelets and shit. She's just big. Her voice is big. She takes up space. She dances big. I fucking love Tina Turner, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, she dope.

She dope. Underrated. I feel like she's very highly rated. And still yet underrated. There it is. See? Otherwise, we would have heard River Deep Mountain High earlier. That's true.

It is true. I didn't hear it until like a year ago. Yeah. That's crazy. Do I love you, my, oh, my. That one? Yeah. Not Tina Turner in here.

That was it. River Deep Mountain High. That was, though. That was. Yeah, we got it. Tina came. That was it. River deep, mountain high. That was, though. That was Tina Turner. Yeah, we got it. Tina came in. She rode with the FBI. The FBI briar, actually.

She came in wearing an FBI windbreaker. I'll have you took out the impaler. That was her again. Yeah, there she was. Tina, don't you have stuff to do? Come on. Emily, it's time for your second pick. Well, I was a little nervous when Sean

said Tina Turner because my choice is Private Dancer. Oh! There we go. There we go. I gotta say, that's the better song.

Oh, it's for sure the better song. Thank you, David. Yeah. For sure the better. In fact, the video for what Club got to do with it is a little dull.

It's a little drab. It's a little Sioux Falls is what I'm saying. Oh! You're gunning for the chair over here. She took it to the outskirts of town.

Slide one past the goalie. Just move on with that. I guess we know who's having the last buffalo wing. Alright. Not me. Not me. I'll just sit over here. You're going to take that from Boise's own? We're a little bigger. Apparently I'm going to have to. We're a lot bigger. And they got Meridian attached too? I can't mess with that.

We have some outlying areas. Oh, I forgot. I always forget the outlying areas. Yeah, we got outlying areas, too, where Brock Lesnar was from. Okay? We got an outlying area where Tom Brokaw was from. January Jones. Bob Barker.

Pat O'Brien. Sitting Bull. I'll stop. Keep going. No, no, no. Keep going. Do you have more? This is amazing.

No one looks for you to slow down. I don't know that I can keep going. I, no, no. Keep going. Do you have more? This is amazing. No one looks for you to slow down. I don't know that I can keep going. I think Aaron Paul lives in Boise. Oh, there you go. Aaron Paul, yeah. You're absolutely right. Yeah. Yep.

If we're doing metropolitan sizes, Young, We the North, Six God has us all beat. With Toronto over there. Portland's the biggest on-mic city, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. You know? I'm not going to fake the biggest on-mic city, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fair. You know? I'm not going to fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

No, I understand. I've seen, I saw you do that one time. I mean, it's a bad look. It's ugly. Yeah, he faked it one time. The funk on a nasty dunk. Oh, yeah. It was nuts, dude.

That's why I say, that's why they say don't. Yeah, I'm just like, go ahead and dunk. You can dunk. I don't know why you would fake the funk on a nasty dunk. Private dancer. Private dancer. Dancer can dunk. I don't know why you would fake the funk on a nasty dunk. Private dancer. Private dancer. Dancing for money. I remember seeing it.

I was so sheltered. And I remember seeing it and being like, all I want is to have really sad prostitute eyes. She does have sad. She has the saddest, saddest. She's looking in the mirror in the very beginning. And she almost puts on lipstick. And then she throws it down. And the song, she sighs in the song she's looking in the mirror in the very beginning and she like almost puts on lipstick and then she like throws it down. And she like, the song, she sighs in the song,

she sighs in the video at the same time. And it's just like, oh, I can't even put on lipstick for this anymore. I love the look on her face. I wanted that so bad. When the guy's dancing on her and she just like is looking down like, all the men come in these places. She doesn't give a fuck. doesn't oh it's so great

and there's the costumes the costumes are so great yeah yeah oh and it's all it's all smoky and oh i loved it it's just everything what year i'm one i'm one in the years i think 87 but i'm not gonna be it was that tina turner comeback it was the same era as what's gonna do it was her comeback era also i do this game with my kids where I'll just start singing it. Well, because I sing it all the time. I sing that song all the time. Yes, understandable. And they'll be just like randomly, I'll call them and be like, oh, hey, sweetie, I'm a private dancer.

And I realize that's actually, now that I'm saying it out loud, it's a sexual song to be singing to your kids. But it's just a joke I've been doing for 15 years. I've committed to this bit, so I'm not stopping now. It's a little bit too sexual. It's the best thing. Or I'll Snapchat them and be like, hi, miss you guys. And then I'll have

someone else sing it to them. Oh, that's good, because then they think it's going to be something, and then they're like, you don't think that I'm as human. It's so perfect. Man, there's a guy with a top hat and a cape in the video? Oh, the video is good. Yes.

The video is so good. I feel like David's related to that guy. Top hat Kane? Yeah. Not in my younger days. She just looks so, she looks so tired, and I just, I was there for, I ate that up as a kid for some reason. I was also very tired as a child.

Sick and tired. And I just, I was there for, I ate that up as a kid for some reason. I was also very tired as a child. I also, this, I want to use a lock picker's touch around this statement. Okay. Use your deft hands. I love music videos about prostitutes. Me too. Sure. Oh, this, that was so hard to choose between this and the Flashdance video where she, because it has like a montage.

Arena car. We can go down a lot of videos though that we don't want to give away picks. Yeah. But I also, we might have some similar picks. It's a genre. It's a genre. I love it. I love it.

Prostitute music videos. I can't think of one. Oh, I can think of six. Yeah, we'll talk. I can think of one that can't be picked just because of the age limitations, right? City High. Ha! Yeah!

What would you do? What would you do if he's always at home? Crying all alone on the bedroom floor because he's hungry. And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone. So where's my rock now? In and out of lockdown i ain't got a job now but for you this is just a good time but for me this is what i call life why was that in that movie i don't know in life not necessary the end of life what would you do yeah that guy

also became an alcoholic wait wasn't that bob was in there was that him am i crazy no that guy became an alcoholic okay it's okay for some reason For some reason, I thought that was B.O.B. He's on an episode of Intervention. On the city high? Yeah. Look at this gif from the Tina Turner video. Oh, yes. Oh, no.

That scene is great, because she walks up, and she's dancing with this young guy, and then all of a sudden, he starts doing magic on her, and she's like, I don't have time for this shit, and she leaves, and it's so beautiful. The magic guy, he's got the gloves fluttering in front of his face. He throws glitter at her. Oh, yeah. Oh, I forgot about that guy. Very true. He throws glitter at her. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that guy. Very true.

Never throw glitter at anyone. No. Male or female. If you're listening to this, never throw. It is always frustrating when someone throws glitter. I had a little diva moment myself, speaking of Tina Turner. Yeah, what happened? Two holidays ago.

My older sister. Your sister, right? Who is probably the coolest person I know. She is fucking rad. is one of the who's the probably the coolest person i know she and one of the best people i know she's fucking so red always has been she is the dope she's only gotten doper i wish i would have been there because i'd be like that was tight when she threw glitter yeah i deserved a two by four right in the neck i got so mad at her because she threw glitter at me or put yeah and i was like covered in glitter part of it was me being mad because it was like i'd flown up from la to portland like didn't have that many clothes that were clean at that point anyway let alone ones that didn't have glitter on

them and like i was like now i gotta deal with glitter for the next several days or years i don't know if you had glitter yeah or years so much or years. So much shit doesn't come off. Keep finding it. Yeah. And I got so teenage upset, too. Like, oh, well, great. Did she give you the business a little bit? I gave her the business, and then she felt bad. Because I gave her the business. Did you tell your mom?

No, my mom gave me the business after for giving her the business. Oh, it was. I tried to say it's Sue Carbone. Oh, the trading floor was open. This was Wall Street. Business was being given left and right none of the business oh man hostile takeovers mergers all that shit acquisitions acquisitions a lot of acquisitions commodities pork belly business week dude the london financial times pink pages yeah uh but yeah glitter don't don't put it on people unless you're my old assistant Business week, dude. The London Financial Times. Pink pages. Yeah.

But yeah, glitter. Don't put it on people. Unless you're my old assistant, then, you know, it's cool. Also. Oh, private answer. Wait, is it you? Oh, wait, no. No, it's Ian. Can I say this though?

It's time for my pick. Yeah. So I took Beastie Boys Sabotage with my first pick, and I haven't thought about my second one yet. It's one of those topics where I don't want to look and think about my pick because I want to talk about everybody else's. Because I always think of so many, and then you're like, what do I want to pick? All right. In the heat of it, because it always changes.

All right. All right. All right. All right. Now, this one is from a little bit later in my childhood, but still childhood. But we're verging onto the sexual awakening portion of my childhood. Yeah, I was born. And I'm going to take Criminal by Fiona Apple.

Ah, it was on my list. Oh, my God. I didn't even know. Yeah. Yeah. I just love that song, too. I love her voice. Oh, such a good song.

Fiona Apple. I love that song. Is, to borrow a David Borey phrase, with the shit in a big way. Oh, yeah. Fiona Apple is to borrow a David Borey phrase, with the shit in a big way. Fiona Apple is fucking awesome. That album she came out with a few years ago was like, yeah, real good. She seems tight too.

Yeah, but she's cool. Except for dating David Blaine for a while. Did she date David Blaine? We've all wanted to date a magician. He's the devil. We're not all Tina Turner. We can't just immediately rebuff the advances of magicians, all right? Yeah, come on, man.

It takes 40 years in the business. Some of us got to hear that magician game get spit. Yeah. All right, I'll hear him out. Make a decision. See where we're at in our lives. I'll hear him out. Plus, David Blaine was a member of the Pussy Posse, I believe, right?

What? I hate to use that term, but wasn't that Leonardo DiCaprio's going out and having a sex gang? Oh. Wait. I missed all of this. Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, I believe. Tobey Maguire needs to be roommates. This feels made up. David, no, it's real.

This feels bad. Are we drafting something else right now? Did you just say Leonardo DiCaprio, David Blaine, and Tobey Maguire? Yeah. Okay okay because if i saw those three at a restaurant i'd be like you know what they're up dude let me look it up it's ringing a blind toby and uh and uh nardo used to be roommates i know toby mcguire's never kissed a girl he kissed kirsten dunst and spider-man yeah Yeah, but that was for money. Let me see here. Yeah, I mean, I think there's definitely some truth to this.

I had no idea about this. David Blaine, Leo, Tobey Maguire. Just the three of them just out? I think there's more, but that's the picture. Wow. Kevin Connolly, Lucas Haas. Kevin Connolly. Yeah.

He and Leonardo were, they used to be roommates too. Kevin Connolly and Leonardo. Yes. Why does he have, why do you, so many questions. Why do you know so many of Leonardo DiCaprio's roommates? I read books, dude. You don't think they write stuff about that in books? I read.

You don't watch that much Entourage without picking up some facts about Entourage along the way. I've read a fucking book, dude. That's how I know. Went to USD for a couple years. Yeah, Leo, David Blaine, Tobey Maguire. Harmony Corrine was involved? Harmony Corrine.

Kevin Connolly. Some guy named J.R. Ferguson. J.R. Ferguson sounds like an oil tycoon. R.D. Robb. What a weird gang of dudes. Anyway, Fiona Apple. Yeah, Fiona Apple. rd rob what a weird gang of dudes anyway anyway yeah the video by mark roman romantic directed it and it's very it's just like kind of voyeuristic and like she's all doing the whole time everyone's doing it was uh 97 staring down the barrel of the camera yeah so i was yeah so this is probably

right on the cut if i was 12 years of age. Yep. So, yeah. God. Yeah, I remember listening to that song years later and I would always think about Nicole because it's what she did. She was careless with a delicate man. Yeah. How many of these videos? Lots.

Okay. She played a pivotal role in who I became. And not all of it was a fun ride. You know, a lot of turbulence. She is the main character in Sean's movie. He is but a supporting character. But yeah, I mean, just everything about that song, you break it down to the lyrics.

I know we're not talking about songs, we're talking about videos, but just the whole vibe of the song and the video are great. The video went well with the, like, yeah, it paired nicely with the... Yeah, she was just kind of dewy the whole time. Yeah, she was in a bathtub for part with the chicken. Yeah, she was just kind of dewy the whole time. Yeah. She was in a bathtub for part of it just to bring that theme back.

I feel like you could be in the bathtub in the 90s videos. Yeah. Like that was just, people were in bathtubs. Sure. I don't know if that's still going on. Every hotel I go to, I take a bath right away. If I have the room to myself, I take a bath. When you first get there?

Mm-hmm. I know I've said this on the podcast before, and it's true. I haven't taken a bath since I was 17 years old. You should. Next good hotel you get, you should do it. I might. I love a bath. You love a bath.

I take baths all the time. I just put the computer on the toilet and take a bath. And especially a lot of times in hotels, you can angle the bathroom door, mirror television situation, so you can watch SportsCenter in the tub. Ooh, I do like that. That's a pro tip. I was out with Kyle, a friend of the podcast, Kyle Kinane, and we were going from Denver to Colorado Springs, Boulder maybe. And on the way there, I was like, ooh, I'm going to take a bath. And we get there, and we were just going to get the same room. same room and he's like wait a minute you want to take a bath and I was like oh

it's fine he goes you're getting that bath and he went to get me my own room and I was like don't you he was going to I wouldn't let him but I was like he just the way he said he's like you're getting that bath that's how he sounds more like he was uncomfortable with you taking a bath like he was not like oh I'm being so sweet in the room. That's what I... Like, he was not like, oh, I'm being so sweet. He was like, this is really disturbing. I wanted to bring it up

because I didn't ask, but I wanted to be like, I can still take... There's still a bathtub in there, dude. It's not like I'm furiously masturbating with the door open in the bath.

Like, it's going to be fine. It's not like that. Yoo-hoo! It's not like that. Now, you were doing Kyle Kahn, but why were you doing your Tina Turner impression? I'm lost right now.

Oh, here we go, buddy. I bought it right there. I love the men coming to these places. I don't know. I'll be a private dancer. What do you do? What do you do? Yep.

I don't think I've seen that Fiona Apple video. Really? I bet you have if you see stills. It must not be as memorable for me that she was dewy. She was dewy. No idea. Let's see if I can find a still from it. Yeah, and she was lit like the way American Apparel ads would later be lit.

Kind of that like. Yes. Maybe she's a runaway. Yeah, like one spotlight's a runaway. Yeah. Like one spotlight in a big warehouse and you can see most of her. Yeah. Okay. There was like a,

there was a headless dude upon whom she was squirming in the video. I'm getting a sense of all your templates. That's fine. No, I get it. No, I get it. It's fine.

There it is. Yeah. Oh, sure. Sure. Yeah. That's fine boys. That's fine. Whoa get it no i get it it's fine there it is yeah oh sure sure yeah that's fine boys that's fine whoa hey hey it was the 90s we were all figuring it out i shan't have my sexuality denied on my own podcast tina turner man i was four looking at tina turner thinking like yep yep. Yeah, I was just the video itself was just super sexy and hot. I agree. It's definitely on my list.

It's a fantastic video. Yeah, Tina Turner, Private Dancer, and then Fiona Apple Criminal was my pick. I don't know why I said Tina Turner. I got flustered. She's on the brain, dude. You got called out. Take it to the break.

Take it to the chorus uh take it to the chorus let's take it to the next pick david it's time for your second your third pick so my second pick this is like a guilty pleasure pick i didn't want to watch it per se but like you know you're watching trl waiting for mtv Jams to come on. Yeah. This video pops on number one. It's stupid, but you know, you just watch it anyways because you're waiting for the other show. Whatever.

I mean. Whatever. It's stupid anyway. I'm not going to get up and go all the way to the TV. I guess I'll just watch it with my full attention. I got a juice box over here. It's not a big deal. Whatever.

It's stupid. So yeah, I guess I'll just watch Everybody by the Backstreet Boys or whatever. That video's amazing, dude. I loved it. I loved the song. I loved the video. I told no one. I still love that song.

I love that shit in secret in my house. Nobody knew about how I fucking loved it. I loved it when Aaron was dressed up like the wolf and he said, am I sexual? and he said, am I sexual? And he just, am I sexual? Oh, man. He sounds like such a fucking scumbag when he says that. Yeah, like a skis.

Yeah, am I sexual? Turns out he was a scumbag. Yeah, he's a very sexual scumbag. Was he a scumbag? Oh, yeah, he's a bad, right? Nick. We're talking about Nick Carter, by the way. Oh, Nick's the older one.

Yeah, Nick Carter's the one who sings us. Wait, did he turn out to be the bad guy? I think Nick was fine. He dated Paris Hilton for a while. One of the Backstreet Boys turned out to be a real scumbag. Oh, really? It's got to be that one. Well, there was Howie went to rehab.

Is that the bad boy? No. That Howie dude went to rehab. It's never the bad boy. No, it's always the one with the soul patch. That's Howie. Oh, the one who's old. Yeah.

Kevin was the old one. Yeah. Kevin was the old, old one with like, who looked like for real, like a dad. Like a man. Like all their dads. Yeah. He looked like a grown man. Howie had the like little soul patch and like the-

Yeah, Nick Carter. Perfect facial hair. He was a shit bed. Accused of, yeah. A shit bed. Sexual assault. A shit bed. Oh, that's great.

He was a shit bed, you say. He was a shit bed. He had the blankets worn for winter. Yeah, that video, man. They're all monsters. Everything you want to know, you'll rock your body right. Everybody now.

Yeah. Rock your body now. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Are you blue and sour? say now. Do they? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Are you blue and sour? Everybody. Everybody. Yeah.

No, not now. I swear I feel. No, no. It feels like they're saying now to me. No, no. Not now. No. Everybody.

Everybody. Don't look it up. Don't look it up. Just trust all your friends. You don't have to look it up. It's not correct. Well, I listened to the song today because we were talking about videos. I swear.

Just for the record, you right now sing that song the way you think that it goes. Well, I just did like four times. I can't do it again. Nobody's going to interfere. You just sing it how it's going to go. Hard to believe. Everybody knows. Yeah.

Marissa's laugh. Marissa, that was the most audible laugh that I've ever heard out of her. How did you even? If Marissa would please include this song. I don't even know how you got that. They clearly just say everybody and stop. Really? Everybody now.

No. They don't say that. Rock your body. I swear there's like a now. The rhythm that you're talking about is far less appealing. Listen. Well, I'm not a Backstreet Boy, David.

I'm just a lowly man. What's going on right now? Rhythmically, that beat. Everybody. Now. Yeah. Well, that's how I heard it. Yeah.

No, I... We might have something. Yeah, right? Take the show on the road. Go to Vegas. David, you're on too. It's just the two of us and it's not a podcast anymore.

It's a Las Vegas review. Yeah. It's funny because I'm a huge fan of... I've always liked boy bands. I've always been open about admitting it and I figured I knew the lyrics to that song. Now you have something else to admit. Clearly I don't.

That I don't like boy bands and I've never heard that song. Do you add now onto all their songs? Sure. Yeah. Probably. Who knows? When I'm singing them out loud,

I think they're right. I'm just in the shower. I want it that way now. Now. It's always a real monotone now we quit playing games with my heart now with my heart now i should have known from the fucking start now yeah and then it just gets and it's a techno remix dude calvin harris gets a hold of it no big deal that is so funny that you thought i

don't know where that came from i yeah i really thought it that but either way that was a video that was my guilty pleasure you know it's a funny i'm glad that this went away and i think ian was talking about it the other day we're just the plain football jerseys that weren't a team they were like a fubu or something yeah i had a fubU baseball jersey. Nick, baseball jersey? Yeah, I was cool, Sean. Colorado Rockies. Pat Jordan tried to get himself a FUBU shirt at Ross in Minneapolis one time. What?

I couldn't let it ride. What was the situation? He was hammered. He was 6'6". He was 350. And it was like one of the shirts that was 3XL. And he's like, what do you think, bud? And I go no dad like

bunch of stuff bunch of reasons no not you especially not you I'd love to just walk up on you and your drunk dad at Ross what time was it why did he need a shirt early not drunk time I have so many questions not drunk time the FUBU stood for fucked up bud

fucked up bud he always called me bud up bud what do you think bud no dad no no dad keep the big dog shirt what's wrong with the big dog shirt that's you're wearing one yeah those jerseys with no team and just numbers yeah the backstreet they were all dressed like such dipshits at the end of that video. I don't even remember how they were dressed. I just remember the one guy was the Phantom of the Opera. The one guy was the mummy. And then that's really all I even remember.

Brian was like a Frankenstein. Kevin was like a vampire. Like the old creepy one obviously was the vampire because vampires are like a thousand years old. Yeah. Yeah. He was a grown man. He was an adult.

Yeah. He had that line. He had that in his closet from eight Halloweens ago. He actually had different words. Everybody else said everybody. Yeah. He said everybody. Yes.

Everybody. Yes. Everybody. Yes. Yes. Yes. everybody yes everybody yes yes rock your body yes sure do your taxes now

you said now again I did it's there forever no I mean for me see I like this it sounds like a different song It's there Forever No I mean for me For you For me See I like this It sounds like

A different song It sounds like Am I doing something Maybe I'm mixing something up I think you are Well I'm sure Twitter won't Be scared to let me

Hear what I'm mixing it up with But Yeah I don't know What to tell you Mix it up with David You keep making fun of me Hey Calm down

Calm down No shirts No shirts No shoes Big big dudes a lot of service to everybody by the uh backstreet boys and then your third song my third is uh this next video just really so like is like the picture of an era for me mo money mo problem oh yeah daddy for sure it was the shiny suit rapper era which is funny because what that was like right when I was really getting into picking my own music. And right after this era, all the rappers that I liked talked shit about the shiny suits. Yeah, but. Like De La Soul and shit like that.

Yeah. But I love those shiny suits. It was dope, though. They looked so cool. Yeah, dude. That video. They looked so cool. They had rollies.

And that crazy fisheye. Like the fisheye that was the size of like a fifth of the screen and you're just like what am i looking at it's like a huge magnifying glass was that the one where they were like kind of flying but still like yeah they were in the like the indoor parachute yeah yeah yeah okay i know exactly what it was he in the video or was he gone by then no did he was in the video no biggie biggie he's not he's he's in his he has a verse okay but has a verse. Okay, but he was- Yeah, it goes B-I-G-P-O-P-P-A, no info for the D-E-A, federal agents mad because I'm

flagrant, tap myself, and a phone in the basement. My team supreme, stay clean, triple beam, lyrical dream, I'll be that now. Can't you see? All the feds bent. Gets in, holds those girls on shoulders. Anyways, the point is- Yeah, he's got a verse. I told you.

I think he's got a verse on there. No, but I was asking if he was in the video or if he was dead by then. He was dead, but he was in the video. Okay. He's wearing all white. Oh, sure. They watch him on the screen.

For sure. He says, put your rollies in the sky, and then all three different sets, they do the rollies in the sky. Uh-huh, wave them side to side. Man, that video was just, shiny suits, man. They were cool as hell.

Cool as hell. Don't you check in under that when you go to hotels? You check in under Mr. Shiny Suits? Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. They were cool as hell. Cool as hell. Don't you check in under that when you go to hotels? You check in under Mr. Shiny Suits? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's if there's not any shiny suits in there? Yeah. Shiny suit wrapper? Yeah.

Shiny suit wrapper? My first special, I'm just going to wear a shiny suit. Fuck, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't be upset in any way if you did that. Just wear Mace's exact shiny suit. Do that there. Yeah, exactly. The red one? It would probably fit you really well. I think I could do Just wear Mace's exact shiny suit. Do that there. Yeah. The red one?

It'd probably fit you really well. I think I could do it. Mace was chubby. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. My babysitter used to always call Mace fat. It made me feel bad for her. What?

No. Yeah. She would always be like, Mace, you're fat. Like, to the TV. I like your babysitter watching Mo Money Mo Problems with you. Yeah. Having opinions about it. Not like doing a crossword puzzle or anything. I mean, shout out to Rhiannon. She was like 13.s with you. Yeah. Having opinions about it. Not like doing a crossword puzzle or anything.

I mean, shout out to Rhiannon. She was like 13. Oh, sure. Yeah. Mo Mo Heekins Mo Problems. That's what it said. Mo Mo Heekins Mo Problems. Oh, biggest problem, dude.

Mo Mo Heekins. Mo Mo Heekins. What was Mo Mo Heekins? I don't know. I don't even remember. Some old joke. I was, well, it had to have been like the name of a person. Oh, it was last of the Mo Heekins.

No, there's Mo Heekins. Mo Mo Heekins. Mo Mo Heekins. Mo Mo Heekins. Then Mo Mo Heekins there's Mohicans. Mo-Mo-Hekans. Mo-Mo-Hekans. Mo-Mo-Hekans. Then Mo-Mo-Hekans sounds like a name. Mo-Mo-Hekans. Mo-Money-Mo-Problems.

Mo-Money-Mo-Mo-Hekans. Mo-Money-Mo-Mo-Hekans. Yeah. Sons. Oh, yeah. You know, casinos. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Mo-Mo-Hekans.

Either way, Mo-Money-Mo-Problems. Sure. I found that not to be the case. Yeah, I'd love to believe that and I know that I know that everyone has problems, but everything that I consider a problem in my life is related to money. The song should have been called Mo Money Different Problems. There you go.

Yeah. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mo Money Solvable Problems. Mo Money, yeah. Mo Money Existential Problems. Certain amount of money Less problems too

Yeah Right Right And then there's a level There's a level There's probably a mo money Mo problems level I think Diddy was at

Mo money mo problems level Yes I don't think Mace was No No Mace has never been there Yeah I mean Mace has never had a problem No

Yeah mo money mo problems Sure What was that So it was a biggie It was a Diddy song Yeah it was Yeah, more money, more problems. Sure. What was that? So it was a Diddy song? Yeah. Diddy featuring Mason Biggie? Yeah, I think that's the case. Okay.

Yeah, it was just so good. I didn't even know that that was a Diana Ross song for years. What? I'm coming. Oh, yeah. I'm coming. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I didn't know that for years.

Now I'm scared to sing the lyrics for any of these songs. This isn't going to get picked because you're not going to pick it, and then I'm not going to pick it. I think I would be the other person who picked it. It's Juicy by the Notorious B.I.G. I remember playing. You might have picked it, but I feel like you wouldn't have picked it. I'll show you.

On account of your West Coast. It's one of the 20 on the list. Is it one of the 20? Of course. Video for it. I'll show you. It's right here. On account of your West Coast. It's one of the 20 on the list. Is it one of the 20? Of course. The video for it. I was going to leave it. Shit. Maybe it was.

Why would I even think of it? Maybe you could. I don't know. What was going to happen? To have denied you your big agency? I'm sorry about that. I was going to leave it until fifth because I thought you might have picked it because it's like kind of your anthem in my mind.

No, but it wasn't. I'm fine. It wasn't going to get picked. But I remember playing Grand Theft Auto and on one of the radio stations, the song they sample for that is like one of the songs. Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit. Yeah.

You know very well who you are to me. Juicy Fruit. Juicy Fruit. Yeah, it's weird that that song's called Juicy Fruit. Juicy Fruit. Word, but I'm running into more problems. Okay, it's weird that that song is called Juicy Fruit. Juicy Fruit. Word, but I'm running out of problems. Okay, time for my third pick.

And with my third pick, I made the earth sick. I'm going to take another one. I mean, these are all childhood, so you just got to go full blown honestly. I'm going to take Virtual Insanity. That was another one. That shit went so well. He changed the whole game with all those escalators? Changed the game? Escalators? Well, on the ground. The moving sidewalks with all those escalators? Escalators?

On the ground. The moving sidewalks. The flat escalators. Flat escalators. Flat escalators. I understand escalate. Now, people actually think I'm stupid sometimes. I don't understand an escalator escalates you. And you can ollie.

All the flat moving sidewalks. What are we going to call them? That's also not what it was, though, is the only issue there. It wasn't. Did you never watch the- Was it all the LSD that I was on? No, like a pop-up video I feel like maybe covered it or something. So-

Like treadmill, like turbo, I don't know the words. Well, that's what I'm getting at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like moving- J. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like moving. Jaffiel, people movers. I understand he wasn't going to the second floor on these things. I don't know. Listen, in Sioux Falls, we had.

I don't know now. We had two escalators, and one of them was flat, and we still called it an escalator. One for each of you. I got two escalators in this city. One for each of you, and one of them's flat now the the way they filmed that video is the floor was static the room moved so the room was on wheels fuck no i didn't know that yeah oh really so they had him like coordinate like they are choreograph this dance uh see we all make mistakes choreograph this dance. See, we all make mistakes. Choreograph a dance to make it look as much as possible.

Like the, like it was the. I didn't know that. The floor that was moving and stuff. And some of the furniture. He sold it. Some of the furniture was bolted to the wall and some of it was on the floor, which is why it moved like differently like that. And when the blood comes streaming in, just that one wall, it was supposed to come in through or whatever the liquid,

the black liquid was supposed to come through all the walls, but the system broke and it just came through the one wall. And that's still a kind of cool though. Yeah. And they were like, all right, we'll just leave it there. Again,

have not seen this video. Oh, you haven't seen it? It's crazy. Like this crazy hat on prominent hat, big hat, prominent, big hat video.

Sounds pretty good too. Yeah. I don't prominent hat. Big hat. Prominent hat. Big hat video. Song's pretty good, too. Yeah. I don't know what it's about, really. People messing the world up. It's about the future. Yeah. Future's made of virtual insanity. Now, always seem to think about the love we have for useless twisting of a new technology.

Well, now there is no sound, for we all live underground. And I'm thinking what a mess we're in. It's hard to know where to begin. That's about it. That's what they said yesterday. Oh, yeah, because now they're going to change the way we sing. This is the video. You can always take but never give.

And everything's a changing for the worse. Whoa, this is so insane. Yeah. What? I also know that that was not the name of the singer. So they're just moving. He's just standing there. The camera's mounted on the...

That's exciting. I thought Jamiroquai was the name of the singer. Right? Thank you. Hold on. Do you know that? David's saying Jamiroquai is not the name of the singer. No, it's the name of the band. I didn't know that. I thought he was the band. I mean, I thought he had like a house band or something. I don't know.

He's bigger over in England. He's pretty big over in England. He had another cut that was in a skate video one time. He's got a couple cuts. They've got a couple cuts. The band Jamiroquai. Yeah, band Jamiroquai. He's also worn way crazier hats than that. Really? He recently performed on the Late Late Show with James Corden, on which I'm

a writer. And so I was Emmy nominated. Emmy nominated. Most player hated. Going to the gym every day. Every day. Model prom. Every day. Curling. Curling. Deadlift. Deadlift. Bench press. Bench press. Leg press. Leg press. Shower. Showering. Every day. Curling. Curling. Deadlift. Deadlift. Bench press. Bench press. Leg press. Leg press.

Shower. Showering. Driving home. Showering at home. Showering at home. Showering at home. I'm not trying to say that. Well, no.

Yeah. I get it. I was going to say that many other Jewish dicks, but I don't shower. I don't go to a Jewish gym. Is there a Jewish gym? I was going back to my youth at the Middleman Jewish Community Center. Is that what it was called? That's the last time I showered at any gym. Yeah. And it was just like me. I was going back to my youth at the Middleman Jewish Community Center. Is that what it was called? That's the last time I showered at any gym.

Yeah, and it was just like me and all these old Jewish dicks. We used to at the center in Sioux Falls because it was all private showers, so it wasn't like prison or whatever. I'm your private shower. Shower for money. Do what you want, major. No, I should have said wash.

Oh, I thought it was wash. Take two. I should have said a lot of, I thought it was wash. I apologize. I should have said a lot of things different on this. Get back to first position. Pull together, Emma. Pull together. No, mistakes are fun if we've learned anything. It's fun because then you learn.

Mistakes are fun. My potatoes are fun. My salad's pretty good. An easy Sudoku's kind of fun. That sounds like something Shane would say, all that stuff. What? Is what, just everything we just said, but he thinks it. My steaks are fun.

My potatoes are fun. Oh, great. I'm in Italy, Shane. You can't touch me. I'm protected there. Undajaboo. You're Irish. You're Irish. You filthy Irish. Yeah Shane. You can't touch me. I'm protected there. Undouchable. You're Irish. You're Irish.

You filthy Irish. Yeah. Fingers can't get near me. Dirty potato slicers out of here. Hi, Shane. Hi, Shane. Yeah, it's really quite virtual insanity. It's definitely on the list.

It's fantastic. Fun song. And it really was. I mean, I was not alone in this, but definitely captivated by the video. Oh, yeah. The video was so cool. Emma, do you time for you with third pick. I'm going to go with Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer.

Fuck yeah. Sledgehammer. Oh, yes. Because it combines three of my favorite things as a child. Science, stop motion, and sexual innuendo about penises. There you go. See, now you're on board. I always wondered if that was a dong song.

It's a total dong song. Dong-da-dong-dong-dong. Man, you could do better than that. I loved it. Sledgehammer! That's fantastic. Oh, there's a lot of

metaphorical, you know, it goes, Even his first name? Even his first name? Peter, you know. Peter Gabriel, you think that's an accident?

It's a penis. Penis Gabriel. Slang term, slang term. Peter Gabriel. You think that's an accident? It's a penis. Penis Gabriel. Slang term. Slang term for a penis. He was in Genesis, right? Or what's the band he was in? Peter Gabriel? You're going to have to look.

Fuck. I don't know. God. Was it? Fuck God. That's what it was. Fuck God. Fuck God.

Yeah. By the way. Ian got so mad. We were talking about Peter Gabriel. I saw a rainbow and I got real pissed. Fuck God. Oh, at the end, I wrote it down because I was worried I wouldn't remember. At the end, there's the dancing chickens.

Do you guys remember the dancing chickens? And I really love that at the end. Not really. There's like the naked chickens. Yeah. No. I don't remember. That camera was on VH1 a lot.

I do remember the video of like, it was just one of those real complicated, like new, seemed like technology video, like a technologically advanced video. It's all stop action-y. And then, and like at one point they turn them into fruit and then at the end of it is all claymation. And a little Monty Python kind of stuff in there. Is there sperm in the video? Oh, the start of it starts out with sperm going into the vaginal canal and meeting an egg and then the egg starting to.

Sledgehammer. It starts with sperm. And you're telling me you think sledgehammer means dick in this particular song. And you're going to sit there trying to tell me. It's not sledgehammer, but plane entering a hangar, honeybee visiting a flower. These are all really in this video. Well, they're in this. Yeah.

I guess they're in the song. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah. But no, I think there might be a train. Yeah. Okay. I love it. And it does turn into fruit at the end.

It does turn into fruit at the end. Wow. That's a very sexual video. Yeah. I didn't know that. I like it. Even the chickens, now that I look at the still image of them. Where are they from?

The still image of these nude chickens. Even that looks sexual. Yeah. They're all spread eagle. They're spread. They're spread. Chicks are spread eagle. Legs spread, yeah. Okay.

Save some for church. Just some missionary Wednesday night sex chickens. Man. Missionary Wednesday night sex chickens, huh? Sure. Momo Higgins and the missionary Wednesday night sex chickens. That was a great video. That's a great video.

Yeah, it was. It was very busy. I did enjoy it. Peter Gabriel. Yeah, he was in Genesis. Yeah. There is no Peter Gabriel right now. No.

Just a grown up making grown up songs, but still like right there in the. All right. Well, you add us with who you think Peter Gabriel right now is. I want to know who the modern day Peter Gabriel is for sure. I can't. I don't know. I can't think of one. Father John Misty.

That's not him. Father John Misty just perked up somewhere like a prairie dog. Did someone just compare me to Peter Gabriel? And he is somewhere near here. He is right around. He's the next guest. He must be. He's coming in next, yeah.

Yes, let's hear from Peter Gabriel. Sean, time for your third and fourth picks. My third pick, let me just find the year here. I apologize. I just had my hands on it. The year was 1991. The band was Guns N' Roses. The video was November Rain. Oh, I knew it. I don't know why I knew it, but I just had my... Hands Under the Year was 1991. The band was Guns N' Roses. The video was November Rain.

Oh, I knew it. I don't know why I knew it, but I just knew it. I mean, that was like such a dope video, just in the sense of that was one of the songs that I liked the video way more than the song. And I love the song now, but when I was a kid, I didn't really give a shit about the song. I just liked the video. And I know that it's the first million dollar video, so that always kind of fun it was the first million dollar video i probably i'm

probably wrong it i remember hearing that somewhere like this i just feel like old michael jackson would have cracked that i don't think he did i don't we did later yeah he did later why was that video a million dollars uh there was this thing they made a church and blew it up not that i can't imagine that would cost a million dollars no No, no. Oh, no. I just wanted to know. I was thinking about the video, and I'm like, there's not a lot of computers. Yeah. I don't know.

We can fact check it, but I'm pretty sure. Could have been the cocaine budget. Could have been factored in. Yeah. Could have been all the Apple boxes Axl needed because his wife was taller. Man, they just flew through bandanas. Their bandana budget was through the roof of things, too. And it was hard to find a good bandana guy in the early 90s.

91? 91? 91? They were in high demand back then. Yeah. Because the Rico Suave guy was wearing them. Oh, Gerardo. Gerardo. Rico.

Suave. Are, are. Woo. Suave. Now. I got nothing. Yeah, November rain. It was just a dope video uh i was i think 10 probably so it was in heavy rotation on mtv okay and how many did we pick i just thoroughly thoroughly thoroughly enjoyed the video there was uh stephanie seymour was in it that didn't that didn't bother me at

all yeah yeah what was the plot of the video wasn't it like somebody goes to war there's a there's a wedding yeah they get married in the plot of the video? Wasn't it like somebody goes to war? There's a wedding. Yeah, they get married in the rain. The wedding. Maybe that was a million dollars to rent a rain machine. I don't know. Yeah, that's expensive. But I think she dies.

Okay, so he doesn't go to war? Why did I think he went to war? Slash was playing guitar outside of the wedding, right? Mm-hmm. Well, then it cuts to him. But it's not raining. Then it cuts to him in like a desert on the face melter with that chapel that explodes. Yes. Which I think was one of the reasons

that it cost a lot of money because they built that to blow it up. But yeah, it was just a dope video. That's a great video. Who that wait did Axl do? Did Axl do that? Yeah, isn't it like seven, eight minutes or something? Well, yeah, then it cuts it to

there's a part where he's in a theater playing the piano in a theater and it's just him alone in this huge opera house. And then you see that he can play the panio and you're like, the panio? The the panio axel rose plays a mean panio dude short for pantyhose dad i said i wanted a cassio this always happens whoops i wonder why i was so cheap sitcom now all fans everything's sitcom it's being developed right now in this room. Yeah, man.

November Rain. It's just a dope video, dope song, dope everything. What were you just saying the other day? You want to hear Axl say what? I want to hear Axl Rose sing Sign of the Times by Harry Styles. I do, too. I think you would kill it. He would wail on that.

God, Axl's got some good songs. Now we have to move that draft back, because that's my first pick. Just stop your crying, it's a sign of the times. That's right, I forgot that was an idea. Although he is here. No, yeah, Axel's been here the whole time. He's a fan of the podcast.

He's like, guys, can I please come watch the pod? Well, I didn't know this until today, but Axel and Marissa are really good friends. They've known each other for like 15 years. They're great friends. Yeah. They play Overwatch together. He was here.

They're in the guild, the Axel Bros. Yeah, they've been here. The Axel Bros. I saw Guns N' Roses at Coachella, and it was when Axel still had the broken foot. So he was just in a throne the entire time whoa still had it though still killer oh he's got the pipes are strong and uh yeah just saying the hell out of it but was like doing trying to do like the axel snake dance but like in a throne it was kind of funny but everything was funny i was on molly kids

don't do it. Don't. Unless you get it from the people that we get it from. Also, if you're going to do a drink, water. Stay hydrated. Be around the rats. Sure, sure, sure. Common wisdom.

Positive wisdom. Don't take too much of it. No. Positive vibes. Don't. Supposed to be fun. Don't crossfade. We're all riding the same wave.

It doesn't matter if your board's longer than mine. Uh-uh. True, true. Take enough as you need to party The ocean's gonna give it to you anyway Amen Be safe That's all we want

Be safe Guns N' Roses November end And T-Boz Left Eye Chili making another appearance on this Draft with What About Your Friends I knew it I love that song That video is one of the coolest videos at chili making another appearance on this draft with what about your friends i knew it oh you love that song i love that song that video is one of the coolest videos i i still to this day i just

see all those people and i'm like that is it looks like such a good time did you take that in the last music video draft i've taken it in one that i want to live in oh yeah yeah they just look like they're having a fucking music videos to live And everybody's wearing cross colors, which that's my dream come true. That seems to be the main selling point for you. I remember when that Bruno Mars, the Finesse video came out, and you were like, oh, tight. Because they were all wearing cross colors again. Yeah, because they're just, they look. They're wearing big cross colors.

Big cross colors. They're dancing very much. What are cross colors? What's that? It's something that I shouldn't have been wearing in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. It's. Yeah, explain it, Sean. How do I broach it? I just look over at David. David, do you want to explain this in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. It's... Yeah, explain it, Sean. How do I broach it?

I just look over at David. David, do you want to explain this? No, man, you started. It's like it was FUBU before FUBU, I guess. It was just clothing. It was giant, brightly colored clothes. They were made with a bigger silhouette, but to taper to skinnier people,

so they made it easier to wear baggy jeans. Yeah. You got to watch these documentaries. Yeah, so they made it easier to wear baggy jeans. Yeah. You gotta watch these documentaries. Yeah, I did. Great. Great use of silhouette. Yeah. Perfect.

I had size 38 turquoise cross colors when I was 12, I wanna say. 38 waist. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember. 32? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I was 28? 28?

Yeah. Cross colors. Sean Jordan's still rocking the cross colors back in middle school, right? Oh, yeah. I had a shirt. I had a shirt. The whole front of the shirt was the continent of Africa.

And that was the whole shirt. It was bright orange. And that was it. And there was a cross color patch on the back. And I just wore that to school. Was that 40 bucks? Right up there. I had a shirt that said no justice on the front, no peace on the back.

In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, sixth grade. Stomping down the size 38 turquoise pants. 38 waist, and I was maybe a 28 waist. And just turquoise. I think I wore a size 38 turquoise pants to David's birthday. I believe I did. I believe I did that exact move. Yeah, man.

What about your friends? It just looks like such a fun video. That's like pretty much been my vibe my entire life. What about my friends? They're the best things in the world. Yeah, I was going to say that's a very Sean Jordan song. I mean, and it'll be like it's my family. Yeah.

And yeah, who's going to be around when I blow the fuck up, you know, when I take this world over? Will they let you down? Yeah, and I'll never let my friends down. Do you know the whole rap? Huh? Uh. I'm a little too friendly.

That's, that's I ain't too proud to beg. Oh, no. What's the, what's the rap and what about your friends? I don't know. Don't do it right now. I'll come up with it. Okay. I'm sorry.

It'll be right in the middle of someone else's pick. Hell yeah, dude. And you'll think left eye is here. No big deal. Oh, that's cool. But yeah, there is a... I don't want to sit for...

It's fine, it's fine. I don't want to have to make more air horns get thrown in here while I'm trying to think of the new rap. Scream, scream, scream, scream. Scream, scream, scream. What about your friends? TLC, what about, scream, scream. What about your friends?

TLC, what about your friends? Great. What about your fourth pick, Emma? My fourth pick is Madonna's Vogue. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. Very true.

I remember seeing that. And I grew up on a farm. And it was like everything that my life wasn't. I had never seen anybody be elegant. Oh, yeah. I had never seen like, oh, God, yeah. I had never seen like, oh, God, Madonna. Cone Bros.

You need to re-watch the video. She is so gorgeous. She is just so stunningly classily gorgeous. Oh, my God. And she raps. Oh, yeah. She does. Ladies with an attitude.

Fellas that are in the mood. Don't just stand there. Let's get to it. Strike a pose. There's nothing to it Vogue Vogue That's where RZA first figured out that you can rhyme the same word

with the same word when he heard Madonna do it. And then he rhymed Jersey four times. Yep. She is mad like stylish. Oh, she's so gorgeous in it. And that video is so cool. It's very gender switchy.

And I had never seen that. Yeah, she's wearing like a business suit. She's got a business suit. And that video is so cool. It's very gender switchy. And I've never seen that. Yeah, she's wearing a business suit. She's got a business suit. And there's ladies in business suits. And the guys are dressed all elegant. Is it black and white? It's black and white. It's black and white.

Stink Eye had that sex book on his coffee table forever. And now whenever I think of Vogue, I think of that book. Because I was a kid just thumbing through it like, whoa. This is basically a Playboy sitting on the kitchen table. Well, Voguing was like a gay nightclub thing, right? Yeah, I watched Barris is Burning.

I thought Madonna made it up. I thought Madonna made it up. No, she had seen the gay kids doing it in the clubs in New York. Oh, alright. Yeah, that video is great. The song is great. Yeah, and then how you look at it, either stole it from them or gave them a song to do it to.

There it is. Come on, Vogue. Yeah, that video's fucking tight. Beauty's where you find it. Oh, she keeps saying that, and I love that too. Beauty's where you find it. That's so great.

Oh, yeah. I did learn the dance at the end, and whenever people would come to the house, I would make them watch me do the dance. Yeah, of course. I just needed to sit down on the couch for a few minutes, and let me get my tape queued up here. Don't worry. And I would make them watch.

My mom's going to buy some pants. You make them sit through all of MTV until Vogue just comes on. Here's the song. Here's the song we'll be dancing to. Do you still have any of the dance moves ingrained in you? Is it all, is any of it there? Is it all gone? Just probably the main one.

Yeah, the main one. Now we're all Vogue-ing. You guys can't see it. Yeah, but I like to think some of the listeners are at home Vogue-ing as well. If you're not, Vogue in your car. Shane, Vogue. Shane, Vogue. Yeah, Shane, Vogue.

Oh, you're already, I bet you're already. I'm not even listening anymore. He's already duck whipping. Shane votes with his hands like circular, like gravy boats. He boats. Gravy Vogt? Go buy Shane's album.

After you buy Emma Zinnia's. He's going to be at 208 Comedy Fest. You can come see him in September. Oh, great. Oh, September. Oh, great. Oh, good. Oh, great. Oh, fantastic. All right.

He's going to get, he almost does it like Smith. He gets mad at me. I get the heat. Like, whenever this comes out, he'll text me. He won't text you. He won't text you.

He won't text any of you. No, he just texted me the other day. It was so sweet all the way through. Yeah, it was so nice every time we texted. Don't text me like,

whatever you skinny fucking. I can hear, I can see it. I don't know if we spelled wrong. See, it's because you pushed the knife in. We all know when to stop. Exactly. We pulled out. You keep going.

Yeah. Yeah. Where are we at? It's on me Oh Glory be We're on three or four Four

Oh shit Getting down there Playboy Number four Number four Ooh Number four Number four bro I have to take

Put Your Hands By Busta Rhymes Damn it Yeah I can't believe Me through one of you two I can't believe That was out there

So long Yeah That song That video is so great Yeah. I can't believe me through point of YouTube. I can't believe that was out there so long. Yeah. That song, that video is so great. It's coming to America. It's coming to America. Yeah. Wait, that was another one of my videos I wanted to live in. Or somebody's.

Somebody wanted to. Yeah. I don't think it would have been me. No. That place seems like a nightmare. The end of it. Maybe it was me, though. That's another thing.

The end of that video used to scare the shit out of me. When they were like day glow and they like surrounded the camera. Yeah. And making crazy faces and everything. Yeah, yeah. It's still kind of scary. Like if that happened to you in your room. Yeah.

I'd be scared of that room. Yeah. I'd be scared. He's running away from the elephant with the ivory in his hand. It's awesome. Barely moving. Running and just looking around all frantic, but you're like, run faster. Emma, have you seen the video before?

I don't think I have. It's like Busta Rhymes. It's Hype Williams. It's a Hype Williams video. It's almost as Hype Williams-y as Hype Williams gets. It's up there. It's in the top three. Like if belly was a comedy.

Yeah. Which is very sort of that stylized 1990s, but like goofy hip hop kind of. Yeah. Fish Island. Futuristic. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Crazy, like futuristic type shit.

Dark. It was so dark. It was dark. It was stylized. There was always a lot of dancing like this. The choreography was a lot of shoulders. Yeah. A lot of shoulders.

A lot of shoulders. Yeah. A lot of shoulders. Yeah. Real jerky. This is what you got from me. Yeah. Straight Buck Wildin in the place to be.

Hit you with no delay, answer what you say, yo. Silly with my nah, milly with the dilly, yo. When I be on the mic, I guess I do my duty, yo. All up in the club like we wildin' the studio. He's heatin' up. Right? I always leave outlines. Yeah, something about hot shit, all of my people don't wear clothes.

Yeah, hot shit, all of my people don't wear clothes. Yeah, hot shit, and all of my people don't wear clothes. All I remember from that song is that he said, seven-figure money, the label preparing us. And I was like, seven figures seems high. Even as a kid, I was like, that seems like a lot of money. That's up there. Yeah, that video is great. It's so much fun.

Dilly with my nom, Dilly with the Dilly. Yeah, great video. And What the Dilly oh yeah got that from that also buck wild i had wiling i had never heard that probably yeah that was like one of the first ones i bet yep yeah everybody acts like they've never heard buck before that's where that's where it comes the video was just it was it captured it like it didn't it captured busta rhymes really well because it was cool, but also really weird, but also funny in a lot of ways.

And also very good. Yeah. Very, very good. Shit, if I can, can I mention another song by this artist or is there anybody that's Yeah, I'm not taking him. Yeah. The real original, so this was my favorite, but Woo Ha by Busta. That video was crazy.

It got me into it first. Woo Ha was really the original shit. Everything about that song was so, like, disruptive. Yeah. When I come through, you know I'd break your neck. Woo-ha. I got you all in check. That shit was, like, low-key scary.

Yeah, it was. His clothes were weird. I got that hair bob shit make you break your neck. Woo-ha. You've seen Woo-ha. No. No? No.

I think by the time these came out, I had a kid already and was kind of wrapped up in Baby Mozart and shit like that. And I don't think I saw any of this stuff. They didn't have any Baby Busta. They didn't have any Baby Busta. So yeah, I haven't seen any of these. Goo-ga! That's all right.

It'll give you some fun stuff to watch. I know, yeah. Some interesting Hype Williams videos. But yeah, it was just really fun videos. They really captured what Busta was about. Yeah, they worked well together because they also did Dangerous together. Yes. And it was so good.

This is serious. We could make you... Which, you know, that was based on an ad about brushing your teeth or something like that? I heard it was a drug treatment counselor. Like, at a drug treatment center, it's about drugs. Or it's about bacteria or something? You should have a healthy fear of us.

Too much of us is dangerous. Like you're saying it's about plaque? I may have been misinformed. Or like bacteria. I can see that and that's awesome. I love to think that that's about plaque. It's like creeping up into your gums. Because that would be's awesome. I love to think that that's about plaque creeping up into your gums because that would be

tight to think the Busta cares. He's just really a big proponent of flossing. He does have great teeth. We'll get to the bottom of this and we don't care who's at the top. We'll have him by the end of the podcast. So put your hands by Busta Rhymes. David, it's time for your fourth and then your final picks. So my fourth

pick is just man i saw this video i was probably oh i looked it came out in february of 98 so i was i was 10 the first time i saw it and it was on bet and it scared the shit out of me oh my god it was so scary the get at me dog video oh my dmx it was in the tunnel and it was black and white and like the beginning is like in 1997 dmx came to the tunnel to record and it's black and white like strobe light and it like the song is so aggressive and like oh man it used to scare the shit out of me yeah but i was like, I knew I liked it. Like I knew I liked DMX even though I was so, so scared of it.

It was so hard. He was so hard. He was like. Oh damn, it is a scary video. It's a scary ass video. He was straight up talking. And that's like, I just am really drawn to hard. Even as a kid, I was just drawn to like something about like that hardcore shit.

And that video was just like, oh man. And like, he talked about the Viper car alarm and that. Oh yeah, the Viper. Get too close to niggas. It's like, protected by Viper. Stand back. What's this? I thought you niggas was killers.

And I was like, yeah, I thought they were killers. I don't know, D. Yeah, I don't know, D. Get at me, dog. I don't know, D. Yeah, I don't know, D. Get at me, dog. I guess shit don't change. Yeah, it was like, it was because it was like, you guys forget, like, people forget that, like, there was nothing like that. Like, before that voice, before him and Ja Rule, nobody was rapping with that voice. Only Tina Turner.

Yeah. That was it. It was Tina, DMX, and Ja Rule. That was the big three. They still go to brunch every last Sunday. Yeah, it was just, it was so, I had never seen anything like that. And it, you know, I still, he had that terrible tattoo on his back. Like, I don't know, man.

And I still love DMX. I still love that video to this day. But Get At Me Dog as a kid would be like, oof. Place was yonkers. It was yonkers in there. Yeah, DMX, man. 97. Both videos.

Or both albums, right? It's Dark and Flesh by Flesh? Yeah, because they came out within a year of each other. God, that's crazy, and they're so good. And also then my cousin had the remember when you could buy a single at this the store yeah he had the single of get at me dog and the b-side was stop being greedy and that song scared me too i had the single of baby baby baby on cassette i had a single of spin doctors one or maybe two princes was it two princes two princes

that adore you yeah i love that i that. I still love that song. Yeah, that's a great ass song. Wait, what'd you say now? I said two princes that adore you. Oh, that's what I said now. Yeah, goddamn. Marry him or marry me. I'm the one that loves you, baby, can't you see? I ain't got no future or family tree,

but I know what a prince and lover ought to be. I know what a prince and lover ought to be. He said, if you want to call, baby, just go ahead now. And if you'd like to tell me, maybe, just go ahead now. And if you want to buy me flowers, just go ahead now. And if you would like to talk for hours, just go ahead now. Would like to talk for hours Get out of my dog! DMX is a remake?

Get out of my dog! Those dudes never met. Maybe they did though! Maybe they loved each other. At Grammy's 97, hey man, we're the Spin Doctors, big fans. Hey yo, I like what you do. Hey yo, do you know where the restroom is? What a song based on a real prince! Man, we're the spin doctors. Big fans. Hey, yo. I like what you do. Hey, yo. Do you know where the restroom is?

What a song based on a real prince. I'll be right back. Going to the VIP. Oh, man. I hope they were friends. Are you guys real doctors? Because I got a question. Are you guys real doctors?

Are you guys real doctors? Because I'm a little sick. Because to be honest, the dogs got Medicaid. The dog got a cough. The dog got a cough. The dog got to get some cough medicine. It's so funny because as a kid, I thought he was really cool. But now as an adult, you're like, whoa, he was, yeah, clearly smoking crack. Yeah, yeah.

Because the dog's like, cough. Talking like that is like a crazy, baby. Yeah, like that. Yeah. You know, I just talk like this even in an interview because I'm fried. Because I'm fried. That being said stop pranking dmx on the internet he's giving us so much i love that dude man uh you're not you're not perfect man i can tell what i'm laughing hard hard because my eyelashes hit my glasses and you just made me do that so that was your mx voice oh that was tight yeah you take

a right on commonwealth that would be two miles ago that would be sick that'd be my voice that'd be the dmx i i would i would do that anyway a lot to live up to if that's your voice no i mean i would use that for google maps i would i would use it for google maps like if that was an option and over here you take a left get at me dog doesn't matter if you want to you do what you're going to do then you know anyways no i get it no dmx was not here it's good it's just me uh tell me your final pick david final pick uh this is right around the cutoff of me being a kid this is like 12 13 ish uh i'm picking bling bling oh i was big into cash money in that era they were the first it was like i think it was like an age thing it was the first age where i could maybe look like a rapper because they just wore white t-shirts true and then jeans and like okay shoes

and that was like oh i could because as a then jeans and like okay shoes. And that was like, oh, I could do. Because as a kid, I was like, people dress like rappers. That's crazy. Yeah, they really, you're right. But then they would have crazy amounts of jewelry. Like a chain that costs like a billion dollars. Yeah, but you go to the skating rink, you get a Rough Riders chain. It's 75 cents.

It's an investment. It's about paying towards your goals. You got to spend money to make money. Exactly. Got to hit the ground running, keep your head on a swivel. You got to spend money to make money. Exactly. Got to hit the ground running, keep your head on a swivel. Oh, Burton Hamsworth threw in the book. I knew a few kids with fake double R chains. Few kids with fake rough rides.

I bet if I knew any kids with a double R chain, they were fake. My buddy who asked us to call him Ugly Casanova, just a couple years before that, had a Wu-Tang chain. He was doing everything. Yo, shout out to those kids who were like, you're in the eighth grade. We all know it's a fake chain. Nobody thinks you're on Rough Riders. We didn't know for sure. Ugly Casanova does sound like a dude who just got signed.

Right? Oh, man. He had a Wu-Ttang check did you guys like shame him out of it what what made him tuck it up no man it was uh he he shamed himself out of it and then and then i think it was up for grass for a while nobody claimed it yeah we're like no as no one would so you have to remember this is beaverton oregon a very white very suburban place and there's nothing more white and suburban than liking the wu-tang clan let alone having the chain was it did the wu did the wu sit straight up or was it on an axis

i thought i think straight up okay yeah damn yeah i never would have thought to ask does one mean it's more real what no no i was just asking just as someone someone who's drawn the Wu-Tang W a lot of times. A lot. I could never get it right. Me either. Mine always is too chubby. Why is it so hard? Mine always is.

And nothing looks worse than a shitty Wu-Tang W. Ugh, it's bad. It looks like- Every notebook I had. It's like ruining the Stussy S. Like, what did you do? Just a club foot of a Wu-Tang W. I used to cut it in my grip tape.

There's a footage of me doing a kickflip Indian. You can see the Wu-Tang. If you pause it, you can see me grabbing right at the W used to cut it in my grip tape there's a footage of me doing a kickflip indian you can see the wood if you pause it you can see me grabbing like right at the w cut out my grip tape yeah damn we gotta pop shove a gravel pit check out my gravel pit anyways yeah i just loved i loved bling bling what is happening in the bling bling is that like my hometown video it's it's it's even less that because they just had got money. So I feel like Ha was the video, the Juvenile Ha video was the video where they were like, this is my hometown, this is Magnolia. Bling Bling is just a made up world.

They're just like all driving on a bridge. And they had like cars that weren't that cool. Like they had like the new BW the oh yeah the new beetle or like a like a chevy tahoe the prowler that was a that was a tough sell yeah you were like you were like i could i could probably get one one of these cars if i start doing it right off that's impressive yeah they were definitely a lot of them were wearing two watches. Yeah. Juvenile was on a motorcycle. And they were just like, yeah, they would just have like a giant dining room table on the lawn of this clearly rented mansion.

Yes. Manny Fresh showed up in a helicopter and there was just like champagne buckets filled with money. It was pretty easy. Very tight. Pretty easy. Hell yeah. Holding cell phones. Manny Fresh maybe actually had a helicopter access. Maybe. He seemed like he had a lot of the money at that point i think yeah yeah or baby but either way

definitely baby baby had baby took he was probably his helicopter yeah he loaned it out and man he probably had to carry like transport drugs to use it yeah yeah that's what was going on during the video baby's like the vince mcmahon of right? Where he's just like clearly something very evil. Yeah, I think so. That's the way it was going to come out. Yeah, he's like, he'll go down as a villain. But not at the time when I was 12 years old. Loving bling bling. The rank goes up.

I'm alright. I said hey, bling bling, man. Well, shit. Yeah, you gotta close it out. You gotta close out your childhood. Alright. There's so many good ones. Music videos have always been maybe my favorite genre of entertainment.

It's the best, man. I'm going to take Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve. I was debating that was up there. Such a fun video to watch. Yeah. There's a lot going on. He's living his life. This song's good.

Just walking, it's a great song. I love this song. Just walking down the street, like, nothing, well, distracted by nothing.

No. Having people yell at him, bumping into people. Death at the end of the road. Well, he looks at a limo for a second. Yeah. That's the one thing

that breaks his concentration. But then he's just walking straight ahead the whole time while a bunch of chavs, like the two of you, run the second. That's the one thing that breaks his concentration. But then he's just walking straight ahead the whole time while a bunch of chavs like the two of you run the business. It's chav city. It's funny watching people turn around and give him the stink eye and he doesn't even can't be bothered to look at it. I still don't know.

I've never done the research. If those were real people who were mad at him or actors, I'm sure they were actors. It had to be. At the time, I was like, these are probably just pissed off British people yeah but

I just love the video the song was great it was that weird blue filter that I feel like stuff in the 90s had which is also kind of what

all of England looks like all the time yeah just like dark blue foggy and dark and I gotta be there sinister while you're listening

to this I will have been there a lot but now I gotta be there. Sinister. While you're listening to this I will have been there a lot but now I gotta be there in a couple days. Is it their summer too? I'm not sure. They don't have one. They don't have one. They got a winter

part of a spring and then a long ass autumn. Is that their deal? Is it really? They kinda have summer. England's tight. I'm just I'm gonna have to work

the whole time when I'm bummed out uh but who knows maybe i'll see someone from the verve there you know they didn't make any money on that song or album because like the rolling because they took that from the rolling stones and the rolling stones were like no i they stay still suing people oh yeah i mean they will get you they were right but it'd be it would be rough if you made if you were the verve and you made that song you're like come on like a little we can't have a little fuck especially because they didn't go on to do other right no no there wasn't like a popular band no there was the verve pipe no yeah maybe they could have sued them there There was the, what are the Verve, well,

we're not talking about that. All right. Yeah, because that's a horribly depressing song. We don't want to talk about that. Great song, though. Let's talk about,

it is. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Verve. Yeah, the Verve, Bittersweet Symphony. That was definitely on my list. Emma, tell me your final pick.

My final pick. This was a big deal for us because, like I said, we didn't watch TV and my mom specifically like hated TV or media basically and but we all gathered as a family on the couch and we watched

this together for the big premiere because it was a huge deal and it was Michael Jackson's Remember the Time. It was on Fox! I remember I watched it too! It was a huge deal. It was a big deal. It was a big deal. It was a huge. Oh, man.

Oh, hell yeah. And I, because we weren't allowed to watch TV, I was hoping my mom would watch it and be like, TV's great. Yeah, TV's not for me. And so I was watching her reaction the whole time, like, huh? Yeah. Huh? And then Michael Jackson does the whole break in the middle where he screams and beats up

a car and grabs his crotch a whole bunch. Oh, hell yeah. And I'm like, oh, you're killing me. No, stop. Stop. And she was like, well, that was certainly something. She loves Michael Jackson, though, and that's why we watched it. So she loves Michael.

Was that a huge conflict for her? Different songs. I love Michael. It's not a religious thing. She just doesn't like, she believes TV is bad. Okay, okay. Like unhealthy. Okay.

That's probably fair. Are those different songs? I believe they're different songs. Remember the Times, the Egyptian one. Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right. Okay, you're Yeah. Are those different songs? I believe they're different songs. Remember the times, the Egyptian one. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right.

Okay. You're right. But there is different songs. There is the part where he like spins into sand or whatever. That's the one. Okay. That's the video. I mean,

you're right. That the live thing was a different. Yeah, you're right. Okay. But I'm still sticking with, sticking with remember the time because that video is amazing. And he spins in the sand and Eddie Murphy's in it.

Am I right? Magic Johnson's in it. Am Murphy is in it. Am I right about that? Eddie Murphy is in it. Magic Johnson is in it. Iman is in it. Oh, I thought it was Naomi Campbell. Is it Naomi Campbell? It might be Iman. I thought it was Iman. We're all wrong all the time. A couple episodes ago, yeah, I made a very embarrassing rap mistake on a rap episode.

Earlier today, Sean added now to a song. Sure. Earlier today and for the previous 20 years ever since it came out every dance I ever went to but no both those Michael Jackson songs are phenomenal videos but to go to the way you make me feel since it was brought up the that

crazy scene where he's I mean the whole video is him just pestering this woman and you're like that's stop it dude that's crazy she's alone it's a dark alley there's you have like a goon squad behind you who's hooting and hollering and you're just running next to this girl who's like probably just smiling because so you don't kill her it's crazy that video yeah yeah right it really is when you watch it's coming from a crib because he was gripping in that video

wasn't he i don't know if we i don't know if we gave him the stand. There's that video of him standing with dudes throwing up a C. Or a picture of him. We'll find out. Michael Jackson? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he crippling in the video? I need to watch this video closer.

There's a few weird pictures of Michael. It's like the same with that picture of him with the little people in the alcohol where you're like, whoa, this dude's maybe not doing what we... Maybe Quincy Jones was right. However, wouldn't you love to see Michael Jackson crip walk? Oh, yes, this dude's maybe not doing what we... Maybe Quincy Jones was right. However, wouldn't you love to see Michael Jackson crip walk? Oh, yes, dude. What a crip walk. Yeah, he would change the game. Wow. He would change the whole thing.

Whoa. The crips would have become like a businessman. One of the political parties. It would have made them instantly respectable. Bonafide, if you will. Yeah, I will. I made it bonafide. All right. Well, we've got two on board.

Michael Jackson, remember the time. Yeah. Michael Jackson was being like a dick in that video, right? Yeah, he comes in and he's like supposed to entertain. I think they kill the first two people before him because they're boring and she's bored. And then they bring him in and he starts performing, but he seduces Iman with his body. And everyone.

He's not Fod. Which is weird. Everyone has mad skin exposed except him. Yeah. He's wearing like that weird gold, like long sleeve tee. Yeah. But everybody else is no shirt on. Eddie Murphy's there, no shirt.

Yeah. Magic Johnson, didn't they have like, that some of it was covered the torso because he had I think just those like nipples. Okay. Like suspenders kind of. Magic Johnson was there in his warm up gear.

He had on a mesh suit. Gold omelette. Perfect. Magic, magic, magic, magic. Not that kind of shoe. Bobby, Bobby. First of all, thank you for coming down.

Are you doing all right? Did they take everything in your green room? Is everything okay? It's honeydew melon that you like, right? Because I told him. I went in there earlier. It was cantaloupe. I said, what are you kidding me?

It's Magic Johnson. It's honeydew. Anyway, Bobby, we're going to have to ask you to maybe not with the basketball jersey. Is that okay? Is it? Is that all right? We'd love to maybe get a couple different looks on you, then we'll go back to I really feel like I was born

for a different era of Hollywood. I could have been so Jewish and so in a suit with a cigar. Instead, I could have read these. Like a vest. Yeah. And a hat. You'd look great in a hat. Oh, yeah, like a hat? Come on. I like the one we got. I'm happier in this era.

Oh, thank you, Wolfie. Yeah, Michael Jackson, remember the time. Excellent final pick. Sean, bring us home, baby. I'm going to make a weird pick. Oh. It's going to be Numb by U2. Do you remember that?

No. Where they're wrapping a string. It's the edge sitting there. And it sticks out in my mind because it's such a crazy video. It's the Edge, who's the guitar player. And he's just sitting there and they just do shit to his face the whole time. Don't you two splain us. All right, we don't have the Edge.

They wrap it in tape. They wrap it like a shoelace around it. There's feet that just come into the frame and like press onto his face. Bono gets up and like sings and like dances kind of sultry around him. It's just a ridiculous video. Weird. And I never even liked U2. I still really don't like U2.

But just that video, I was like, holy shit, this is a crazy video. Is it a man's foot or a woman's foot that hits him? I don't know. One's hot. The other one's real hot. I don't know if you can tell. It's really, really weird. And it's a real monotone song.

Yeah. Oh, you mean it's a U2 song? Oh, hey, oh! Well, no, it's, you know, Sunday Bloody Sunday. He said he doesn't even like U2. In front of one of our own Irishmen. Takes a lot for me to say that. There's gonna be people waiting outside that I said that.

I don't like U2. I'm an Irishman. Oh, yeah. I can't be saying stuff like that. That's not allowed for you guys. It's gonna be the cast of Entourage. They loved you too. Kevin Conley. That is a big thing in there. Johnny Drama loves you too. I'll buy it.

He's like 45 in the series. But yeah, Numb. It's just a video. I totally missed it. It was bouncing around on MTV and stuff. Like that. It's just a real monotone song. And then Bono comes in and hits a high note every now and again. And they're like, yeah, they just do shit to his face the whole time. It's just real monotone song and then Bono comes in and hits a high note

every now and again and they're like, yeah, they just do shit to his face the whole time. It's really creepy. You're going to have to watch that. Yeah. Everybody watch it and get creeped out. Numb by U2. Numb by U2. Obviously, when I hear numb, I think of Linkin Park. Sure. Yeah, that's kind of... I was like, what a weird pick, Sean.

It is a weird pick. I wanted to switch it up for the last one. No, no. I thought numb. Oh, numb by Linkin Park. No. Pork. No is a weird pick. I wanted to switch it up for the last one. No, no, I thought Numb. Oh, Numb by Linkin Park. No. Pork. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. We. Niva Iva. That concludes the draft. So first to recap. Oh, yeah. David Boyd, you went first and you took Baby Baby Baby

by TLC. Everybody by Backstreet Boys. Mo Money Mo Problems by Puff Daddy, Mace, and the Notorious B.I.G. Get At Me Dog by DMX. Bling Bling by Cash Money Millionaires. Were they the Cash Money Millionaires or were they just Cash Money at that point? I think that's a Lil Wayne song.

Yeah. But they were the Cash Money Millionaires. Cash Money. They also had the Hot Boys. It was a lot of things. Hot Boys. Hot Boys. Who were the 504 Boys?

That was No Limit. Yeah, that's right. They sang Wobble Wobble. Wobble. Hot boys. Hot boys. Who are the 504 boys? That was No Limit. Yeah, that's right. They sang Wobble Wobble. Wobble. Shake it. I went second. I took Sabotage by the Beastie Boys, Criminal by Fiona Apple, Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai, Put Your Hands by Busta Rhymes, and then Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve.

That's a good list. Emma, you went third, and you took When Doves Cry by Prince. Private Dancer by Tina Turner. Hell yeah. Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel. Vogue by Madonna, and then Remember the Time by Michael Jackson. That was a sexy list. Thank you. Man, people are getting some good fucking playlists out of this.

Yeah, they are. This is tight. Peter Gabriel, no less. Sean, you went last, and you took Beat It by Michael Jackson. What's Love Got to Do With It by Tina Turner, November Rain by Guns N' Roses, What About Your Friends by TLC, and then Numb by U2. Sure. Sounds like God must have spent a little more time on that list. Hey!

I was hoping that you were going to pick a 98 Degrees song early today. So we had that going. Have I told this on here that i once i had to i sang that song for my girlfriend i recorded myself singing it in a mall kiosk karaoke thing and where you could pick the background for the video and all that and the tape never came out i was fully gonna give it to her though oh and i went in there and sang my fucking little pecker off and i don't know that is some next level poetry. Like, usually somebody hands you like a sheet of poetry and you're like, oh, no.

No, I sang it before. But that is like, that is something. Still a good song. Stand by it. Invite your friends over. You did. Your reaction was so perfect because you said it and you were like, oh. Oh. Oh, honey.

Oh, boy. Wow. That was very thoughtful of you. So fun. Now I would kill for that tape, though. Oh, God. Someone's got it, dude. It's got to be somewhere.

Like if somebody was on their last legs and they were like, I've lived a full life. Pull the plug on me, David, and I'll give you that tape. I'd pull the plug. If they hadn't lived a full life, I'd pull that plug. And I'd put them in there in the first place. But that's what it took to get that tape i'd love to see it i was probably 15 wait wait it was video or it was just audio it was a video record a vhs tape okay you paid like 20 bucks i didn't know that i thought it was just audio for some reason you paid 20 bucks you pick a fucking backdrop and it's like a photo booth, but it just is you singing.

So imagine what I was doing with my hands. What were they doing? I was probably trying to be in sync like, can this be true? And they're like up by my, you know, knuckles up by my chin. He's got praying mantis hands right now for the listeners at home. Can this be real? Oh my god. No one's ever loved me. No one's ever loved me enough

to do that. Actually, now I'm like, I didn't realize it was video. What was your background? Was it just like Budweiser cans? I like to think it was ice cold buds.

Tropical. I wish we knew what it was. I think it was tropical sunset. I can't remember. I bet it was like if there was like

a sunset or like a moon or something. I don't know. Something fucking something Mac. Sean's been in love. Some Mac daddy shit. Yeah,

he has been in love. You felt it. We left some bangers on the list there. Blink, all the small things but Blink-182. Santeria I had on there. I love that video.

Yeah? Oh yeah. Janet Jackson again. Oh. Yes, that was on my list. Janet Jackson If, Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation, Janet Jackson Black Cat.

Or 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins. I thought you were going to pick it. Freak on a Leash by Korn. Feeling like a freak on a leash. Undone by Weezer. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. All of mine are like,

Pat Benatar's Love is a Battlefield. I'm so much older than you guys. You're not that much older than us. It's crazy how fast culture moved. I was terrified it was. It's a prostitution video, David. It's a prostitution video. It's so good. Pr, too, though. It's a prostitution video, David. It's another prostitute video. It's so good.

Prostitute videos are great. Oh, I never got to talk about this. One of my favorites, there's a theme in all of mine, and it's that I love a video I did as a child and still now where there's dance bullying. Oh. I love. And in that Pat Benatar, all the girls gang up and they boot the guy who runs the club via dance bullying.

Yeah, yeah. I love a dance bully scene. Oh, who doesn't? Show me. There's probably a real bully that doesn't like via dance bully. Yeah. I love a dance bully scene. Oh, who doesn't? Show me. There's probably a real bully that doesn't like a dance bully. And beat it. There's some dance bullying back and forth. Oh, yeah.

There's a lot of dance bullying in Beat It. Also in Beat It, Detective Torres from New York Undercovers in that video. Detective Shane Torres. Ooh. Big shouts. We hadn't talked about him in several episodes. Actually, there was a scene that i paused and backed up and i tried to get a picture of because i was like i that is norm mcdonald that is for sure norm

mcdonald no i'm sorry kevin nealon and i was i was like that is kevin nealon for sure in that scene in beat it no in um love is a battlefield i swear it's him and he he's like in one of the scenes like pushes pastor and then looks back and i I was like, that's Kevin Feige. I feel like there's a possibility. It could have been. Yeah, it totally could have been. We're on weeds. Who's on weeds? This guy over here. You can sprinkle that into your everyday combo.

I won't mind. Oh, I want to give Big Me by the Foo Fighters band when they do that Mentos spoof. Oh, that was great. I loved that. That was great. Man, I loved Ready or Not by the Fugees, too. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, Doo-Wop, that thing, that video was fucking amazing.

Praise You by Fatboy Slim and other Spike Jonze. Sure. So many of these videos that were either Michelle Gondry or Spike Jonze. Yep. Spike, my bitch, was crazy. They didn't play that on MTV where I was like. I feel like I first saw that on a VHS. Yeah.

Where it's a woman the whole time. Yeah. And you're like. As a kid. What a twist. Yeah. Oh, what a great. What a great.

Emma, thank you for joining us. We. Hell yeah. Thank you. We've been recording so many episodes in like a week and a half span Emma, thank you for joining us. We recorded so many episodes in like a week and a half span on account I gotta go overseas. I want this to be my job,

so I'm stoked. I love doing this every day. Thank you guys for having me. Marissa, thank you for being a fucking rock star during this period and hanging out late and recording all these episodes.

We love you. We couldn't do it without you. Gangster. If you play Overwatch, add, what's your name on there? Mars Malo. I'll edit it in. Okay, she'll edit it in.

You'll edit it in. She'll be like, it's Mars Malo, you fucking idiot. I'm Mars Malo on Overwatch. That's M-A-R-S-M-E-I-L-O-W. I play on Xbox, but I also have it on PS4,

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