Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz on Kanye DROPPED By Adidas, Brittney Griner Jailed, & Meeting Messi
Episode Date: October 27, 202200:00 - Kanye Reaction - Adidas, Lex and possible redemption? 38:43 - Brittney Griner ain't getting out 44:24 - Mississippi Day Care scaring Kids 51:00 - Crying meeting Messi? Soccer reporters are sof...t 53:38 - What counts as natural + define romance 59:30 - Brutal Blind Dating from The Cut + Mark Spinning 01:14:16 - James Gunn in charge of DC Universe
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What's up, everybody?
Welcome to Flagrant.
Kanye got dropped by Adidas.
How do we feel about it?
Expected, right?
Yeah.
You can't be the German sports company holding on to the anti-Semite for that long.
The fact that it took this long is actually kind of, like, if you think Germany.
A little concerning.
Yeah.
Dude, Germany's entire thing right now, like, their whole marketing for the past 70 years
has been, hey, we're not with that shit anymore.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then Kanye's just saying all this wild shit about the Jews, DEFC been, hey, we're not with that shit anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Kanye's just saying
all this wild shit
about the Jews,
DEFCON 3,
and they're just like,
well, let's see how this plays out.
We're going to hear them out.
I can't believe
Germany let us stay on this long.
Was he working with the Ditas
when he said slavery was a choice?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I've seen comments about.
It's like,
why when he was talking
to black people,
nobody had to rethink
their relationships?
Why didn't they drop him then?
That's what I don't know.
So that's,
he was, nah, go on out.
Go on out.
I'm just saying. Because the Jews control the fucking banks.
And the media.
And the soccer clubs.
Is that what I'm supposed to say?
And his back.
Who's just kidding, guys?
It's Halloween.
That was my costume.
Woke guy.
Okay.
No, go.
Why did they not drop him then?
When slavery was a choice.
I don't think the outrage from everyone collectively was as loud as it was.
It was loud from black people, but not anyone else.
Interesting.
Can I have positive theory?
Yeah.
Connie being black left other people not knowing how to respond.
Turn me on, boy.
Positive?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was happy when I came up with it.
I was like, I got this.
This is the right word.
Shit.
This is the right word.
I'm about to deposit something in you.
You keep talking like that.
I started giving him googly eyes and shit.
I'm like, oh, okay.
Talk to me nice.
Go, posit that.
Yeah, if I may posit this theory.
Kanye being black left non-black people who are already like,
I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with black issues.
I don't know what's okay and what's not.
Most people are like, this guy's out of his mind.
But I think objective people were like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do here.
Yo, that's interesting.
It's like black people can be racist towards black people in a way more acceptable way.
Like Jews can make Jew jokes.
Jews can say bad shit about Jews.
Maybe the Jewish community is saying that's fucked up. But for whatever reason, it seems more distasteful when one group is accusing another group of something or being mean to another group.
And you've seen it with these NBA team owners.
Yeah.
The dude of Phoenix Suns said the M word.
Out.
Sell your team.
Sterling, out.
Exactly, right?
And canceled by other Jews, mind you.
If Jews own all the basketball teams and they're seeing these other Jews do some racist shit and they're kicking them the fuck out, what happened to that loyalty?
Yeah.
Why aren't the boys coming together?
Right, right, right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So it is kind of interesting.
I think what's so funny about this situation is Kanye is going like, see?
Look, see?
See who's really in control?
Look, see? See who's really in control?
And it's like, brother, this happens to every single person that has ties to a major corporation that is afraid of being radioactive because of the actions of one person.
That's all this is.
Do these big corporations really give a fuck about the average person?
No, they got little kids sewing together their clothes.
Yeah.
They don't give a fuck.
What they care is if the world is going, is Adidas an anti-Semitic company?
And the consumer, it's in the consumer's face to say, do I want to support this?
That sweatshop shit, it's behind closed doors.
We all hear about it.
None of us really want to know.
We don't bring it up. But then we can't buy it.
And it benefits us.
Exactly.
It helps us.
Is Amazon killing the mom and pop stores?
Sure.
Absolutely.
They ain't my mom and pop.
You know what I mean?
I get my shit cheaper
and delivered right to my apartment.
Even if it was,
I'm going to probably keep buying
because it's cheaper everywhere else.
They beat them in every way.
iPhones,
every one of us got a slave machine.
Little kids in China,
we're ever making it
and we're just like,
I don't see it.
Going on Drink Champs
and saying anti-Semitic shit,
I cannot escape this.
It was fucked up.
I know that they make it.
Yeah. We know, but we don't see. It's the up. I know that they make it. Yeah. We know,
but we don't see. I don't. Yeah. It's the video.
You don't remember Ray Rice? You don't know? I don't know.
Oh, it's the Ray Rice when he was dragging his girl around? Yeah, we knew he
hit his wife, but when we saw it, it just
affects us differently. Yeah. That's just what it is.
And it's a shitty thing about humans, but
we can be willfully ignorant very easily if
we don't see it. Yeah. Once we see it, it's
different. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I just think it's, I don't think it's that shocking what's't see it. Yeah. Once we see it, it's different. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just think it's—I don't think it's that shocking what's happening to him. Yeah.
I can't believe that he's shocked by it, and he feels like it's some sort of, like, justification for what he's saying this whole time.
It's possible he's doing it intentionally to get out of the contract.
That's right.
Okay, so I was talking to somebody that we know, and he was like, this is actually Kanye's goal,
but he didn't probably—he probably didn't think that he was going to become
this radioactive, and that might hurt his
long-term vision, right?
He's having some trouble, exactly.
I mean, if you see it, he's on Drink Champs going like,
I can even say anti-Semitic shit,
and Adidas won't drop me. He's trying
to get out, this is the assumption, he's trying to
get out of the Adidas contract. He's daring
Adidas to drop them. Because why does he want to
get out of the Adidas contract? Because he's... Go, drop them. Because why does he want to get out of the Adidas contract?
Because he's...
Go, go.
Well, he feels that he's built Yeezy up to a billion dollar brand.
Now he no longer needs to be shackled to Adidas and have them tell him what he can or can't
do.
And make the knockoffs of his shit.
And make a knockoff of his shit.
And he wants to get that shoe revenue, I'm sure, probably.
So now here's the thing.
He says all these crazy things.
He gets out of the contract.
Right now he has a royalty deal with Adidas, right? So they got to pay him.
But what's beautiful about the deal he got with Adidas is that they make all his shit. They have
the factories. They have the stores. They have the distribution, right? They have all the websites.
They have everything set up. Making a factory, getting a factory to make your shit, getting all
those SKUs done, getting all these things made, He has thousands of employees at his hands at Adidas, right?
You remove that. Kanye is just that kooky creative guy that goes on all the podcasts that has all
these ideas, but who knows how to execute them. Yeah, yeah. He's an idea man. He always needs
daddy, like you said. He admits he's an idea man. And that's why when he tried to do things by
himself, he lost $53 million. When he did the fashion thing by himself, he lost all the money.
When he partners with somebody who's a great businessman, all of a sudden, he can create some absolutely amazing things.
He's done a great job in the music world.
He's done an unbelievable job in the fashion world.
I'm sure that he would continue to do great in whatever business endeavor he got into with the creative vision and someone who is all about that business.
Because Kanye's the type of person that's going to say, make these fucking sneakers,
and then they're going to come back, and he's going, you know what?
I'm not feeling those anymore.
Let's scrap all the sneakers.
You need someone at a corporation that goes, that's not how things work.
You agreed on these models, and this is what we're going to put out.
And next time, make them the one you want.
Exactly.
And then sometimes those models do well, and then Kanye's like, I knew I was right about
making those models. well, and then Kanye's like, I knew I was right about making those models.
Right.
Right? So I wonder if he's trying to get out, but now he's maybe done too much damage to get another investor or partner.
Because who's going to invest in him now?
Maybe the Saudis or some Middle East person who doesn't have that much sympathy for the Jewish polite, right?
But the average, like, American or European brand is not going to dump a few hundred million dollars into Kanye West to build out Yeezy.
Also,
reestablish those distribution,
what do you think?
I don't know,
I'm just saying,
it's like,
when you see his track record,
like,
yes,
it's volatile,
it's risky
to get in business with him,
but the upside
can be good as well.
So like,
I think brands
are going to see
this behavior,
they're going to wait a while,
wait till this shit
dies down a little bit.
Maybe let them put out
a fire album or some shit like that.
And they'll be at, like,
they'll jump at the chance to connect
with Kanye. So he needs to cure his reputation first.
Once he's cured it.
I think you just need some time to go by.
And the time will cure the reputation.
Yeah. Got you. But first
things first is, cure the perception. Yes. Got you. But first things first is cure the perception.
Yes.
Al, you don't think so?
Like, if you see the—
Well, you're black, and you guys forgave him for saying that.
So then—no, I mean that sincerely.
I mean, I don't think what he said was as bad as the anti-Semitic comments that he made.
Really?
Slavery was a choice?
Yeah. Yeah, actually,very was a choice? Yeah.
Yeah, actually, that was pretty bad.
Yeah.
But, like, that was a time period.
I think I stopped wearing any Yeezy stuff.
I cut out the albums for a while.
But, like, I've really distanced myself
from everything Kanye
because I was really so upset by those comments.
And then?
And then time went by
and the music started to introduce itself
back into it
and then, yeah,
I forgave him.
He never said he was wrong.
He never stopped
fucking with Trump.
That's true.
He's hold true
to all the things
that you're saying
that you were offended by
and you've given him a pass.
Yes.
Which is today's point.
Time.
Time cures.
I think the world
will do that
and eventually.
Jews ain't doing that.
Well, like,
Mel Gibson.
Their entire motto is never forget.
They forgave Mel Gibson.
Did they? No.
Weirdly, he's in the independent
circles. He's been able to get back
in and make his things.
Someone, a famous Jew came out
and was like, we've got to forgive Mel Gibson.
We've got to move past him.
The Passion of the Christ made a billion dollars.
Listen, there's some forgiveness here.
There's a sequel that we hear about.
I think, though, that the version, besides him going away a billion dollars and they were like listen there's some forgiveness here there's a sequel that we hear about that would be very good
I think though
that the version
besides like him
going away
for a while
there's going to be
some type of factory
that he could do it independently
he can be doing
easy drops
that'll be super successful
they'll still show
like he's for sure
going to have them
that's the thing
like he's not the person
to build these relationships
with these factories
you can link with
the private business
yes
there's so many factories in China
that you can actually set up to do this.
I don't think there's the biggest leap.
To do the type of distribution that Adidas has,
no, that'll take a while,
but there's a version at a certain scale
that he'll be able to kind of immediately go into.
A smaller scale, I think, is absolutely possible,
and there's no question.
Maybe he could make even more money at a smaller scale because he's keeping everything.
That's possible. But it's undeniable
that he needs
factory connections, creatives
to make the stuff, and also who might want to work
with him right now. If you're an up-and-coming designer
like a true brilliant guy who's on the cusp
of working with a Louis Vuitton or working with
a, I don't know, Balenciaga or whatever these companies
and then Kanye a year
ago said, come work with me, you'd be like, well, fuck yeah, let's do it.
Now you're like, that might ruin the rest of my career.
And this guy might burn out.
He might fire me.
He might hate me.
And that's another thing to consider in terms of burnout.
Adidas owns everything that Kanye has put out.
They own all Yeezus colorways.
They own the name.
They own everything.
So now you're banking on, can Kanye make new shit as hot as what he made with Adidas?
And I could just be some boomer shit, but I'm looking at his new stuff a lot now and
being like, eh.
And I don't think the heat is there.
I'd give you pushback on that.
I think he can.
I think that he has, and if it's not the creative vision, it is the confidence to push it through.
I mean, like, fashion is arbitrary, right?
Like, sometimes what's cool now will be uncool in a matter of years.
That's natural.
Like, legit uncool.
Yeah.
So there is no one thing that defines cool.
It's are the cool people wearing it?
And Kanye had the ability to influence other cools to wear it.
Now, the question is, if he's released his grasp on those influencers,
then he can't convince people
to wear the stupid boots
or whatever the fuck it is.
Now, think about this
with those influencers.
A lot of them want to be
Hollywood types.
They want to be in the industry
in some form or fashion.
Exactly.
There's a lot of Jews
in the industry.
I'm not saying they run it
or do it on their agenda.
No, you're saying that.
I'm sure a lot of them.
So if they're looking
at every person like,
this motherfucker wearing
Yeezys to my meeting
or I see him on Instagram with wearing all this Kanye West shit, I don't need to fuck with this guy.
Will they take the risk of costing themselves that relationship because they're wearing the fashion of somebody who's on the record as being anti-Semitic?
It's just a time thing.
People wear Armani now, and that shit, they were designing Nazi uniforms.
Hugo Boss.
You're talking about 80 years ago.
Yeah, I know.
So give it three years, and I think people will be like, oh yeah, I remember that.
I mean, the Volkswagen is people's car. It's literally
Hitler's car. Yeah, no, I agree.
I do agree that in time it will pass,
but again, a lot of time has passed since
World War II. Now, it was way worse, but we're
talking 80 years, multiple generations.
Kanye's not going to be putting out fashion in 80 years
unless... I'm telling you, people's attention span,
they don't care about... Yeah, they'll be worried about something
else in the future. And the people love clout.
And Kanye's still going to have that clout.
Like, he can garner attention.
We're still talking about him right now.
And he has an unbelievably entertaining way of talking.
Like, whether you like it or don't like it, he is wildly entertaining.
Like, I was watching the Lex Freeman.
Like, I'm watching it, and I'm just laughing.
Hey, don't say Jewish media, JM.
JM.
It's laughing. There's a few. Dude media, JM. JM. It's laughing.
There's a few, dude, he has this one thing that he goes,
he goes, I knew Kim would never love,
he goes, I knew Kim would never love Pete.
And not because he's ugly, but because she likes black guys.
That not because he's ugly is the most unnecessary thing,
but that is him being petty and angry and just,
he just wanted to call Pete ugly.
Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Kanye ain't
the best looking motherfucker.
Do you know what I'm saying? The fact that he put
himself with Reggie Bush. He's like,
yo, she got a tight knee.
Un-fucking-believable.
Reggie Bush is
way hotter than you, bro. That's how racist Kanye is
towards black people. He thinks they all look the same.
Literally. Reggie Bush.
She also left out her first husband who looked nothing like them, Chris Humphrey.
But Ray J, Reggie Bush, and me all look the same.
That's a good-ass point.
He's completely different.
But the first guy that proposed might look like the music guy.
What's his name?
He was like a producer.
Oh, fuck.
I forgot this one.
Anyway, but yeah, Chris Humphreys look nothing like him.
That being said, very short-lived relationship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fair enough.
But marriage.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's a, excuse me.
Yeah, I think it's an interesting time.
It depends if he persists with the attitude and the behavior.
Yeah.
If he somehow does a whole apology tour, does a movie with Jewish producers,
some type of major act of retribution to the Jewish community and society at large, and then just kind of
chills for like a year, I think
he'll be back in the fold. He'll be able to partner
with an independent business person that will get
the contracts with the Chinese factories.
He'll be able to do the marketing push, and
it'll even be more exclusive. Like, the price of Yeezy
is already going up because they're not producing them anymore.
So it's like, he's going to be able to drop shit,
and it's like, oh, there's only a thousand of these getting made
versus Adidas global distribution. He's going to be able to keep all of it. It's all going to build a drop shit, and it's like, oh, there's only 1,000 of these getting made versus Adidas global distribution.
Yeah.
He's going to be able to keep all of it.
It's all going to go up.
No, it absolutely could work.
The question is, how radioactive will he be, and will people want to work with him?
And if it's profitable enough and shit has died down enough in a year, then maybe they will.
And also, based off the current attitude on social, I don't think enough people are not fuck with him that he's not going
to be profitable here's something though here's something about social i think that we need to
understand and he's doing what trump did brilliantly and i think people often say this and they use it
as like a way to discredit people and i'm not but trump tapped into passionate groups that had no
mainstream representation and he gave them a voice and the thing about had no mainstream representation. And he gave them a voice.
And the thing about having no mainstream representation is when you do, you forgive
the other shit they say because you're just so excited that they're talking for you, right?
Like, so for example, there's single issue voters. Like there are people who are like,
I do not believe in abortion. I don't give a fuck what you want to do with the economy.
I don't care what you want to do with immigration. I do not believe in abortion. I don't give a fuck what you want to do with the economy. I don't care what you want to do with immigration.
I do not believe in abortion.
So if you tell me you're banned in abortion, you could say whatever the fuck you want about the Jews.
You could say whatever the fuck you want about the blacks.
As long as we're not born, I'm voting for you.
There's anti-Semites that like Ben Shapiro.
Love him.
Yeah.
Absolutely love him.
And he's going to have to deal with that.
That's the next thing.
That's a very—
No, no, no.
Why are there anti-Semites at life?
Because he's on their side.
The Venn diagram's got some crossover.
They don't like that he's Jewish,
but they love that he's conservative
and he's fighting for conservatives.
And he's giving them all great points
and he's telling them what to say to their friends
and giving them argument.
He's giving them Harvard level...
Documentaries and all this shit.
The American breakdown of Jews is like 75% lean Democrat
and vote Democrat and 25% would be conservative.
And so there's Ben Shapiro.
You don't think there's people that have prejudice against Candace Owens that happen to like her or like watch her stuff?
No, there's people who don't like black people but love that Candace Owens is giving them all the talking points against black people.
And not all or even most, but there are some.
Yeah, yeah.
This is not everyone, but there are these groups.
And what I was saying is Ben is going to have to work with that
because now that he has the platform, the Daily Wire,
is he fostering and aiding and helping and fanning the flame
on these feelings of these groups?
And are these groups now emboldened with their anti-Semitism?
And has that happened?
Has he aided 10% to it, 20% to it?
Maybe, or is he giving them better footing to not go farther into that?
Sure, sure.
But wait, what were we just saying before you brought that up?
That there's people that are willing to look past this shit so long as it's on the side.
And I think what Kanye did is he tapped into a bunch of groups,
specifically with the thing that he's been talking about,
like Drink Champs and all the different podcasts that are underrepresented.
Anti-Semites, number one.
They don't identify as anti-Semites.
They're not like, we hate Jews.
They're like, Jews run the media.
Jews run banks.
And if you criticize them, you'll lose everything.
Your house is gone and blah, blah, blah.
Exactly.
So they're like, we don't hate Jews.
This is just the fact of life
and the fact that nobody else sees this or says this
is very frustrating. And then one of the most of life and the fact that nobody else sees this or says this is very frustrating.
And then one of the most famous people on the planet
says it.
Now he can do no wrong.
In their eyes. Not mine, but
in their eyes.
Absolutely. Same thing with the George Floyd fentanyl thing.
So all these people
who believe George Floyd only died from fentanyl
are being
told that they're liars every single day by the mainstream media.
They truly believe it was only fentanyl.
And every day they're told they're liars, they're stupid, they're idiots, they're conspiracy theorists.
And then one of the most famous people on the planet goes, no, this is what happened.
You're God.
And I've spoken to some of these motherfuckers.
They've all said, because they were criticizing me, so I was DMing with them.
And I was like, yo, what are you really upset about?
Like, what did I do? Why are you so angry at me?
And they all said, literally,
they all go, listen, Kanye's
an idiot, but he's
right about defense and all things. You gotta look at it.
So they're using Kanye.
They're just finally being agreed with.
Yeah, sorry. What you said
reminded me of a question I had about the Candace Owens.
You think calling it
the rise of BLM and going at this Black Lives Matter organization that I think all of us felt like was bullshit for a while,
and then giving us all this evidence of why it's bullshit and vindicating that made people believe the George Floyd fentanyl thing even more.
Of course.
Because it was like a smart, just one nugget about George Floyd dying from fentanyl, and then the rest is BLM bashing it.
I think if you hate what BLM did, like if you felt
affected by it, and I'm sure that
there's like, listen, there's people who
have seen what
cops went through because
of the rhetoric. They have
cops in their family. They got their stores
destroyed. They got their stores fucked up or their friends' stores
got fucked up. There are like legitimate
reasons to feel attacked
by the movement, just as there are legitimate reasons to feel attacked as a black person.
Yeah.
Right?
So I understand the frustration.
So you're willing to discredit that in any way.
And then one of the most influential people on the planet comes out and says a thing that nobody says and you're not supposed to say.
Black dude, yeah.
And a black guy.
So you get to feel scot-free.
Right?
It's not some fucking white guy with one hand in the air who's usually saying it.
This is the coolest black's usually saying it.
This is the coolest black dude is saying it.
So now you're like, yeah, of course,
I'm going to support this no matter what.
And anybody who disagrees with him, fuck you.
And I think he tapped into a few of those things.
And finally, those groups came out of the woodwork.
They're like, okay, it's safe.
It's safe outside.
We got a cool, powerful guy talking our shit.
We never had it before, so we had to be quiet.
And it's an interesting strategy.
Yeah.
Yeah, he really sees Trump's playbook,
and he's following it to the T.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What end?
I'm actually asking you.
It's hard, because you never really know his true motives. His true motives is just himself.
So it's like,
I don't know.
Yeah, the thing
that was driving me crazy
in the Lex interview
was so much
for black people this,
for black people that.
It's like, bro,
you've never been
for black people
in your life
except one time maybe
when you criticized
George Bush.
And even that,
I don't know.
I agree.
I think he just wanted
to say the salacious thing.
I mean, he's in like
the BLM marches and shit
and like raising money for George Floyd's kids
and stuff like that.
That's fair.
But generally speaking, I find Ye to be for Ye.
And to a large degree, he wants acceptance from white people.
Now he's just getting acceptance from the whitest people.
You know what I mean?
Like, let's put on the Trump hat and let's,
George Floyd died from fentanyl.
And it's like, to me, he's always wanted acceptance
from white people more than anything else.
Like, I don't even think he's going to run in 2024.
I think he's doing the same thing that Trump is doing, just like, hey, I'm just going to tease that I'm running.
So you guys just keep me in the conversation.
And I'm always this influential person in the media that has to be covered just because I'm teasing the fact that I may be president.
So everybody's going to try to stay in my good graces.
So just in case.
There's a, yeah, you guys should all go watch the conversation with Lex Freeman.
I thought Lex handled it really well.
Lex was great.
Yeah, I thought he was great, but I thought he exposed a side of Kanye that I wasn't familiar with.
And he did it with grace and empathy.
And Lex, it felt like he was upset, like visibly upset.
It felt like he was a friend who was disappointed in Kanye.
Yeah, but also angered at times.
And then he kind of controlled his anger.
Like Lex is a fucking black belt in jujitsu.
If he wanted to twist Kanye's head off his shoulders, he could do it in a fucking heartbeat.
Yeah, he looks like a dweeb, but he's not.
He could fuck somebody up.
Yeah.
And so it's like Al goes, hmm.
Of course.
Racism.
This is good.
Because he's Jewish.
Is that what?
He's Ukrainian, too.
He'd fuck you up.
That's a hard white boy.
He can't move in that suit.
It's going to keep him long.
Yeah, that's true.
It's the suit.
It's the suit.
John Wick moved in that suit.
So, so basically, I think what he exposed in Kanye is this unbelievable hurt and loneliness. And I think Kanye's been
fucked over by a lot of people in the business. Now, where did you pick up on this? How much of
the episode have you seen? Hour and 10. Yeah. So it's about like a two and a half hour. So you'll
start to feel a little bit more, but like he starts, there's a moment where he tells Lex and he tells him, I don't trust you. Lex is like, you have to trust people. So he goes,
I don't trust you. And like Lex is like thrown by it. And he goes, I'm sorry. I was like really
thrown off by that. Like that no one's ever told me that they don't trust me. And that like hurt me
that you said that. Like he just had like a really honest emotional
reaction. Like everybody calls Lex a robot, but it was like this beautiful human thing. He's like,
whoa. Like, and then he processed it not as a fuck you, but more like, it's so sad that you feel like
you can't trust people. And of course, Ye is only thinking about Ye when he's been the only one
looking out for him. And for all these years, maybe people have been making money off of him and doing what they can to remove resources from him.
And it's easy, I imagine,
when you feel taken advantage of
and every single relationship that you have
was used to kind of take something from you,
it's one, easy to be resentful
and feel like you're the only person in this world
and it's just you and God.
That's your only homie who will never let you go.
But it's also, and he said this at one point in the episode, he goes, we have mutually aligned interests and that's what I feel comfortable
with. And that's the only way that he can have trust in a relationship with his wife, he even
brings it up like that, in relationship with his friends. And think about how lonely that is,
that every
relationship you have, once you believe that people are trying to take from you, it's very
easy to go, oh, the few people who may or may not be Jewish on my team are part of a
larger organization of Jews that are just trying to extract.
Once that resentment is there, and once that loneliness is there, and once that abandonment
is there.
And he lost it on the person.
Yeah, it's like, who loves you genuinely?
Your mom's gone.
Yeah.
You know, your wife, you may or may not think
that she's using you to get somewhere.
Yeah.
You might be using her to get somewhere.
Now, I'm not saying Ye didn't ruin the relationships on his own.
I'm sure he's a difficult guy to deal with, it seems like it.
I mean, you could see the track record.
Of course. Everyone who's been by his side you could see the track record. Of course.
Everyone who's been by his side is no longer by his side.
Of course.
So eventually it's you.
But not to cut you, but like, I never saw that in you.
I saw confidence.
I saw arrogance.
I saw these types of things.
But I never saw those as covering up loneliness.
But even in the Drink Champs interview, he was like complaining like, oh, you see, when
I was going through it, no one in the black community stood by my side.
Now it makes sense.
He's hurt, man.
I think that's inconsistent in most people.
Like super, like not confidence, but like staunch arrogance and bordering on pathology is always kind of rooted in some type of insecurity and compensation.
100%. is always kind of rooted in some type of insecurity and like compensation 100 yeah because yeah the
people that he's mentioning when that's the part i believe when he was talking about he's jealous of
these jews and the way they act this way and how they hold their own like he's taught he's
name dropping like the azoff family who once you're with those people those are the most
mentoring mom and dad in the industry so he's made it to the top of people that are going to
look after not just take away from you. So it's easy
that you did something to push away
from management to agents to
business managers. So that's the part where it's like,
yeah, you can be lonely, but you have a hand in it.
I thought it was another cool thing that Lex did when
he said, you know, he was giving pushback
to Jewish media. And he
goes,
he goes, say their names.
I love that. Yeah.
I thought it was really great.
I love that.
Right?
I think I like the most.
He's like, don't be a pussy.
He's like, be brave.
Say the people's names that have hurt you.
Don't use this blanket term that is going to be what breeds the hatred towards a group of people who are innocent and doing anything to you.
Say those individuals' names.
And then Ye didn't do it.
Yeah.
He also said, be the change
that you want to see. It's like, if you don't like the
industry, you're a billionaire now. You can do the changes.
You had that genius point yesterday, you told me.
Yeah. I don't know if Kanye
has given his artists their masters yet.
I know he said he would, I don't know that he has.
You would think Kanye, once it's done
and in writing, would publish the contracts.
This is the kind of guy you would think Kanye is.
Hey, I'm giving you your master's back.
I'm Kanye.
I own good music.
You're Common.
You're Big Sean, whoever.
Why does Big Sean still say he's owed $3 million or whatever?
Big Sean hasn't taken back what he said on Drink Champs that Kanye owes him millions.
So Kanye, you complained about contracts multiple times on a Lex Friedman interview.
You never said, I gave my guys their master's back.
So Lex Friedman asked him about that.
He goes, listen, I was like the face of a label,
but I wasn't actually running the label.
The people that were running the label were doing it fucked up.
And it's like, it's your label.
And you got your masters back, right?
It's a very easy fight from there.
Or you could have at least fought for your people,
which is what you're saying you're doing now.
Like, be the change you want to see.
And I think that, to Alex's point earlier,
maybe it was your point, which is like, he wants to be the change you want to see. And I think that to Alex's point earlier, maybe it was your point, which is he wants to be the change he wants to see for Kanye. And if there's a trickle down
that affects other people, that's cool, but it got to hit Ye first. You know what I mean?
And then I'm not really going out of my way to help you all, but I did it first so y'all could
do it later. Y'all do it on your own though, just like me. He's a clear narcissist
who doesn't want to take any accountability.
And it's like, I feel a little bit bad for him
because I've seen, like, I was a big Kanye fan.
I watch a lot of his interviews.
You can see his like decline
in terms of even the way he's speaking.
It's like, he cannot stay focused on a single thing.
Like he can't even like finish a single sentence and then he's like off to the next thing.
Like he's jumping around.
And he even said in the interview, he's like, hey, I've been off my meds for two years.
There you go.
Like that's not good.
From a person who says he's clinically bipolar, that's not good.
He doesn't say he is.
He doesn't believe it anymore.
Because he's having a manic episode.
And the last time he had an episode, he claimed he said he was bipolar.
He said himself he was bipolar.
This came out of his mouth.
But again, when you're having an episode, you feel so good.
You're like, man, these motherfuckers are telling me I'm X, Y, and Z.
I feel great.
I feel better than I've ever been because I'm off those meds.
And again, I think he got off the meds.
Matt Pavich brought this up.
Again, those meds make you fat.
And I think Kanye, we know to be a very vain guy.
And I could 100% see him
and his family supporting it.
The Kardashians being like,
yeah,
you don't need that.
Why get fat?
But it is amazing.
Like he's a,
he's a lightning rod.
Oh,
like he,
there are very few people
like when they want
can make the entire world
talk about them.
He's historic in that sense.
Why is he able to do that?
I think he taps into a lot of people's internal desire
to be seen as a misunderstood genius.
Because he's undoubtedly a genius,
and he's undoubtedly misunderstood.
You know what I mean?
So I think everyone likes to see themselves as like,
yo, I'm Harry Potter, I'm living under the stairs,
I don't get the respect that I deserve, I'm actually a genius, I'm actually a hero. He really won me with'm Harry Potter. I'm living under the stairs. Like, I don't get the respect that I deserve.
I'm actually a genius.
I'm actually a hero.
You really won me with the Harry Potter thing.
I was ready to push back when you said Harry Potter.
This guy gets it.
That's the story.
It's like, yo, I'm just like a kid from Chicago, and I have this talent.
I'm not going to respect that one.
Then I finally get it.
And then when I get it, I don't just like hide away.
I actually keep pushing it, and I keep on trying to make change,
and I keep saying my opinion and speaking my voice.
And it's really powerful to people.
I think people see it and identify with
it and go, that's the person that I perceive
myself to be and that I want to be one day.
Regardless of what the message is,
it's just seeing a man with purpose on a mission
that's overcoming odds and obstacles
and media and all these external forces.
And filled with self-belief in a way we all wish we were.
Exactly. That's really been the theme of his music
ever since the beginning and that's why a lot
of people gravitate to it. It's like he's the underdog. He's really been the theme of his music ever since the beginning, and that's why a lot of people gravitate to it.
It's like he's the underdog.
He's always been the underdog, even when he was on top.
He was still the underdog.
People still think he's an underdog.
He's a billionaire.
Well, not now, apparently, because Adidas,
that lost him his billionaire status.
But yeah, how are you?
He always takes on new challenges, and then is a genius in those things.
He takes on music and is this unrespected producer that's like no
i'm a rapper and then he becomes an amazing rapper that like makes these amazing albums yeah and then
he's like oh i'm gonna sell these 500 t-shirts and everyone's like you're an idiot and then he
makes this giant clothing brand and he continues to create odds for himself and then beats them
and i think people see that they're like fuck that is the coolest thing yeah so i get why his story
is like motivational for his journey yeah why has value to people. Yeah, exactly.
Literally, it's like the hero's journey.
He's created that for himself,
and his life is like this fucking Shakespearean tale.
It's amazing.
I completely agree with all that.
One small point of pushback,
I think us buying into him as a genius beyond fashion
and even fashion genius, I don't know what that is, but music,
I think we just let him be a genius in everything,
and he kind of believed that, and we let him believe that,
and I think that's what's making his music.
I think the genius of fashion is not how the clothes fit
or how they look.
It's convincing people to wear them.
Yeah.
Because we'll wear anything.
Yes.
We're all old enough to go through multiple style cycles.
Yeah.
Baggy to skinny to baggy to skinny.
You know what I mean?
And we're old enough to wear skinny during baggy and then feel dumb.
Yeah.
When we wore it and felt cool.
Or your favorite shirt, all of a sudden you wouldn't be caught dead in it.
And you're like, what?
This shirt's the same.
Yeah.
What changed?
So weirdly, the design of clothes is arbitrary. It is the influence to get the cool people to wear the same. Yeah. What changed? So, weirdly, the design of clothes is arbitrary.
It is the influence to get the cool people to wear the clothes, which is the greatest power in fashion.
I'll say kind of arbitrary, but yeah.
Well, to a certain extent, but, I mean, he even talked about it in the Lex thing.
He was like, I got Arnaud's reaction when I had all these people at the Yeezy show.
That's when he got the...
Yeah, from a business perspective, yeah.
Well, why is it valuable from a business perspective? Because Arnaud knows that
influencing other people that are influencers to be at the show, to be at the Yeezy show,
to wear the Yeezys, to walk the Yeezy show, the most influential models, singers, everybody.
Once they're being influenced by this guy and he doesn't have them under a contract somewhere, that's a problem for him.
You've got to keep LVMH going.
And if I don't own that brand that everybody thinks is the next brand, now my shit is fucked.
So I think at its core he understands what moves fashion.
It's not the fucking cut. I'm sorry, fashion. It's not the fucking cut.
I'm sorry, designers.
It's not the cut.
I think they know.
I think they know.
It's a little bit.
Don't take it all away.
I don't want to discredit that as a skill because it's an amazing skill.
Yes, it is.
Like there's different styles of painting, impressionist painting, right?
There's realism.
Like there's all these different styles, and some people can do many different ones.
Picasso could paint something so it looks like you,
and he could also do the, what is the one word?
The cubism, I think it's called.
Something like that.
There are different styles.
It's getting people to buy into Picasso is a genius painter
that makes those paintings valuable.
100%.
There's a Gucci billboard out there
where they're wearing the Clockwork Orange outfit.
Have you guys seen that?
I remember watching
Trent and Jack from
Side Talk.
They look exactly like
Trent and Jack from Side Talk.
You're talking about
the one on Lafayette right there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so funny.
Shout out to Trent and Jack, man.
They're the other goats.
But I watched Clockwork Orange
in the whatever,
2004 in college,
and I was like,
these guys look fucking weird.
This is goofy.
I don't understand any of this.
I'm walking by it. It's on a Gucci billboard, and I'm like, this shit look fucking weird. This is goofy. I don't understand any of this. I'm walking by it.
It's on a Gucci billboard, and I'm like, this shit is kind of fire now that you think about it.
I'm not as dumb as anybody else.
I'm just as much of a sheep as anybody else.
But so much of fashion, the cut and shit matters, but so much of it is marketing and getting us to buy in, especially me, because I'm the last guy to get there.
So if you got me, you got everyone.
Yeah.
I mean, it has to objectively be cool in some way so like it can't
be uncool but yeah ultimately cool yeah but what makes it cool that's just that it fits you no you
said no no mark you said this actually to me i remember specifically clothes they're oversized
they don't even fit yeah yeah but like i'm saying like he can't make something that is like
objectively ugly yes you can you can't no you son. We're going to use your words because you made this argument.
It was about what makes something cool is the fact that it isn't.
So everything starts as a rejection of the norm.
Right?
Remember we were talking about fashion.
It's a progression of the norm.
The way I've heard people describe it is it has to be right on the edge of the Overton window of acceptability, but pushing it far enough that it still looks good.
And nobody knows what you're talking about.
Look.
Not a single.
You was talking about Ovaltine.
I don't know what the fuck that shit is.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
Hey, let's stay positive here.
Yo, God damn, bro.
I was positive for a second.
What the fuck was happening?
I was just positive, bro.
Listen, listen, listen.
Everybody's wearing skinny jeans.
This is fashion.
Stupid. Just call him stupid. Yeah, no. The reaction. You didn't Everybody's wearing skinny jeans. This is fashion. Stupid.
Just call him stupid.
The reaction.
You didn't know what the fuck that shit was.
I don't, but it was funny that you did it.
Listen, we all know what he's talking about.
We're just trying to make it easier to digest.
Everybody's wearing skinny.
The next cycle of fashion will be baggy.
It is predictable.
It's happened every single time.
Because that's the rejection of this thing right here.
What is baggy while this is popular?
While skinny's popular, what's baggy?
Ugly.
Ugly or uncool.
Yeah.
And then once the cool people reject, you, this is your point.
Yeah, I know.
But I'm saying that there's trends that like if you just like break the trend in the middle of the trend, then people will be like, ah, he's.
Oh, I got you.
It's not there yet.
You have to wait to just the end.
Like I'm saying like within a a cycle you can't just make anything
and then people jump on
once Urban Outfitters
it's like once
Urban Outfitters
it's a mall brand
or whatever
then people will be like
oh it's everywhere
once Skinny's mall brand
now it's time to break
yeah exactly
it's like
you couldn't just like
when
what was it
Ed Hardy
got like
made kids clothes
or whatever
yeah then it was like
okay it's over
like they couldn't just
like keep doing it
and be like
oh yeah let's just
make a new story.
Like, the story's
already run its course.
So that's the only
pushback I'm saying.
I even think, Ben,
in the middle,
and you couldn't
coordinate this,
but if you got all
the influencers
in the middle of
the skinny jeans hype,
or even now,
the baggy jeans thing
is on the rise,
in the middle of it,
if you got a bunch
of famous, sexy people
to just start wearing skinny
or just completely break
the trend,
the trend is over.
Yeah, it might.
Whatever it was,
it's now broken and now we're going to this thing sure because we're all like i
guess you just got to see it enough times to be like yeah shit is actually fire sure yeah to get
those people to be influenced though like can you influence them in the middle of that thing to fuck
up their potential brand exactly and then if you're able to then you have influence to set the trend
and then you are the trendsetter therefore the trend is changing yeah but ultimately you're buying
the story. Yes.
Like, when it comes to fashion and, like, most art.
When it comes to life.
Yeah.
Story, man.
But, yeah, the Lex interview is very interesting.
And I'm glad Lex had him on.
Yeah.
At first, I was like, yo, why is he doing this?
Like, I was like, are you just going after fucking numbers?
Like, what's going on, Lex?
And then I was told that he's Jewish.
And I was like, that makes sense.
I want Kanye to speak to a thoughtful, smart, Jewish guy.
You didn't know Lex Friedman was Jewish?
No.
No.
Isn't Friedman a Jewish name?
Very Jewish.
I thought so.
It's like super Jew-y.
It's like one of the, my name's Jew-y.
Yeah. It's like one of those names where it could be both. But I'm not Jewish. You are, though. You just don Jew-y. It's like one of the, my name's Jew-y. Yeah.
It's like one of those names
where it could be both,
but I'm not Jewish.
You are though.
You just don't accept it.
You're clobbered.
You're not Jew.
You're Jew-ish.
Say some shit about Jews.
We'll see if I'm Jewish.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Who owns the banks, boys?
I love Jews.
There you go.
I'm not Jewish at all.
But yeah,
I don't know.
Then I thought
from that perspective,
it was like a really
cool conversation to have.
And I thought he did it
really well.
Early on, he's very nice, very friendly. We're having a conversation. And I was kind of waiting. I was like, perspective, it was like a really cool conversation to have. And I thought he did it really well. We're early on.
He's very nice, very friendly.
We're having the conversation.
And I was kind of waiting.
I was like, yo, Lex gives pushback.
When is this coming?
And then it started.
About 20, 30 minutes in, whatever it was, he was like, now, that was a horrible apology.
There's no, we need to talk about this Jewish media thing.
Call out the individuals, not the group.
That's cowardly.
Yeah.
He said some harsh shit.
Yeah.
But it was good.
Yeah.
It was good.
Go check it out.
Necessary.
Yeah. Yeah. Go check it out. And weary. Yeah, yeah, go check it out.
And we got to have Lex on the pod when he's in town.
Hell yeah.
That'll be good.
Can we dress like robots?
We all have to dress exactly like Lex.
We're like, what is the Minion guy?
Gru.
Oh, Beato, Beato.
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Brittany Griner appealed her sentence in Russia.
She ain't never leaving, bro. Ukraine got to win
that war before she leaves.
Does anyone feel bad for her? I know there's always people
being like, oh, doesn't America look good now?
Don't you wish you were in America?
Charlemagne sapped all my empathy for that shit.
He's like, we got people with weed charges
that's in jail here.
Yeah, that's also bad.
Yeah, but what he was saying is like, it was like, basically his point was like, let's get jail here. Yeah, that's also bad. Yeah, but what he was saying is like,
it was like, basically his point was like,
let's get them out.
Why are we putting all this money, time, and focus
on this woman who knowingly took drugs
into a country where she's not supposed to?
None of us would take drugs across countries.
But the people in jail in America
also knowingly sold drugs when they weren't supposed to.
That's not true.
What?
That's not true.
Wait, why not? That's not true. Wait, why not?
That's not true.
No, it is true.
But now that it's decriminalized or now that it's legal here,
it still is criminalized and illegal there.
I think that's the separation, but I 100%—
And she went during a time of increased tension,
so, like, you got to be on your feet.
Yeah, she fucked up a million percent, duh.
For somebody who was in jail in a foreign country,
I feel bad for her.
That shit sucks, especially when you're in jail for some bullshit.
You were in a great jail.
You assaulted an officer, you fucking piece of shit.
What are you talking about?
You had three hard days.
You had three days on a yoga mat.
Then you had your own shower.
I defended myself.
You were his 90-day fiance for a month.
I defended myself.
You didn't even make it the full 90 days.
And I ate shit food.
Shit food.
Nah.
That's the whole country.
That's not the jail's fault.
If Brittany Briner's in the jail you were in,
then she's in a better spot than in America.
But I feel like Russian prison is probably not ideal.
Did you see the picture of the jail cell?
If that's the one that she's permanently in, rough.
For a gay black chick in Russia,
I feel like it's probably not great.
Now, Russian jail is wild, B.
That was a bad one.
Especially for like,
she's basically like a prisoner of war at this point.
Yeah.
She's an American gay black woman.
Sweden jail, bro.
Rough shit, bro. bro do you feel bad
do you feel bad for her
kinda yeah
like I could imagine
like cause you presented it
like you don't feel bad
no I do feel bad
no he presented it
like he did feel bad
oh really
yeah
oh I got the opposite energy
you were like
does anyone feel bad
for being vaccinated recently
I did
you got a little tizzed out
I got my fifth vaccine
according to the comments
on my Instagram post
you're having a hard time picking up social stuff, dude.
That's what it is.
No, but like I do feel bad for it.
I just really relate to Lex.
You got the whole energy.
It's like finally.
You watch one live streaming podcast.
I don't get my emotional intelligence.
This is what's up.
Okay, go.
But yeah, I don't know.
I do feel bad for her.
Like I could have, I just put myself in her situation.
I feel bad.
Where it's like, okay, I'm going there.
I'm bringing weed because I need it for my whatever
or I just like smoking
and it's a little capsule,
I'm not going to sell it,
it's just for me
and then you get fucked
and then now you're in prison
for like the rest of your life,
cancer, your family,
friends, kids, whatever.
Here's what I was fucked up.
The oligarch
that owns her fucking team
will get her out of jail
if anything happened
or if they ever arrested her
for any little thing,
they'd be like,
no, this is Brittany Griner,
she's a superstar,
she plays on my team,
this is my little pet project. This is kind of fun.
It just so happens it's during wartime.
Like you said, she's more of a prisoner of war than she is
a prisoner of this world. But then also people don't have any empathy for her
because they're like, oh, you criticized America
during all the BLM stuff. She was like, America's
racist. She kneeled for the National
Anthem, whatever else. Two things can be
true. Yo, America can be racist.
And if you're American
and you believe that we shouldn't be,
like if your idea of America is we shouldn't be,
we should live up to the values of America,
you should criticize the racism in America.
If you're proud of the racism in America,
then you're like, bitch, shut up.
That's my culture.
But if you believe in what the Constitution says
and you believe in the values,
you should support the people who push back
against the things that don't live up to it.
I don't think there's anything
wrong with her saying that.
Preach.
And I love America
and I love America's power.
What happened to this guy?
I'm the biggest patriot
in the world, bro.
Oh, yeah, sure you are.
I am, bro.
It's a Jewish country.
America is a Jewish country, bro.
Yes, it is.
Look at the stars on the flag.
Stars of David. Every single one of them. Oh, really? Yeah, six-point stars, bro. Oh, it is. Look at the stars on the flag. Stars of David.
Every single one of them.
Oh, really?
Yeah, six-point stars, bro.
Oh, that's crazy.
50 six-point stars.
But yeah, I don't know.
I'm just like, fuck.
I do feel bad, and I get why people are mad at her, being like, oh, whatever.
But I wish America was able to leverage their power to get her out and help people, even the ones that talk shit about America.
Let's say Brittany Griner did some stuff to piss people off in America.
It doesn't mean that she should be a fucking prison of war in Russia.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Now people will go say she broke the rules.
She did.
She did, yeah.
Like, and I don't know if we would go to Thailand to take all the people that get caught with
drugs out there back.
Yeah.
I don't know if we do that.
I know that she's a famous person, so all of a sudden we care more where there are probably
plenty of Americans that got caught with drugs in different countries.
They got arrested.
I don't know what America is doing then.
So, yeah, this is the benefit and a curse of being famous.
Yeah.
Just different degrees of how much you feel bad.
It's like you feel bad, but I don't feel like that.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, I know.
It sucks saying it, but it's true.
Yeah.
But what are the other celebs doing?
I don't know.
Like, what are the celebs that are talking about doing?
What do they want done?
Do they want preferential treatment for the wealthy, famous person?
Is that what they're asking?
When LeBron or these people are tweeting about it, what are they saying?
This person is more important than the people that are in jail here.
We should care about her because she's famous?
I guess just because we know her.
You care about people you know.
I agree with that.
We know her, so it feels more real.
Feels more real.
We don't know, again, we don't see the other people
that are kind of like what I was saying about the iPhones or whatever.
We don't see the other people in jail for their trumped-up charges.
Yeah.
We see her in jail.
Yeah.
We don't care about this one.
And I feel bad for people in jail in America that sold weed
and now they're fucking locked up.
Oh, yeah.
Let every single one of them out.
Yeah, being in prison for, like, a year sucks.
I was thinking about that shit, dude. That is awful. Yeah. And also, like, being in prison for like a year sucks. I was thinking about that shit, dude.
That is awful.
And also like being in prison for something that's legal that the state is making money on.
Yeah.
Yo, the state is making money.
That's crazy.
Yeah, and you're still locked up.
Son, fighting the bouncer, bro.
Crazy.
No, no, no.
Bro, 28 days.
God damn.
Sweet.
Rough.
Okay, what else?
Let's do a therapy center.
What else we got?
That's crazy, bro.
There are people right now in Mississippi that are going to be in jail, it seems like, very likely,
because they were scaring kids at a daycare during Halloween.
What pieces of shit.
So my question is, is it a reasonable sentence to potentially go to jail for scaring children?
I think yes, because I was scared as a kid.
I saw this video, I started laughing, and I was like,
maybe I might not be a good dad.
So this is at a daycare in Mississippi.
This is what these daycare, like, not teachers, I guess, like.
What are they dressed as, a glass of water?
What's going on?
Jackson, Mississippi's got flint water.
You know that?
Apparently not, bro.
Sorry, I was reading the news.
I just called him stupid because I didn't know he was stupid.
You didn't know either, bro.
How did you not know that?
I'm on your side, though.
You got to call me.
Sorry you did that at jail time.
Thank you.
That shit is wild.
Son, that shit is wild.
Son, how you laughing, bro?
Oh, these people hate their job, bro.
Son.
No, they hate them damn kids.
That's what they hate.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Son, it's not funny.
The double down is crazy.
It's a long video, bro. Yeah. long video All this so women can have a career
Do you know what I mean
Like stay home watch your kids ladies
That shit
I don't like that
If you scare a kid and then they cry
And then you take the mask off fair
But she saw them crying and then just got close
To another room
I'm gonna fuck with my kids Why is that but she saw them crying and then just got close to them. They ran to another room.
I'm going to fuck with my kids though.
I ain't going to lie.
Why is that?
Wait, why fair?
I'm going to fuck with them.
I'm going to fuck with my kids.
You scare them
then you show them the mask
and everything is okay.
It's just a little joke.
I'm going to throw
American cheese at their head
and shit.
How much is too much though?
Because you can scare them
a little like go boo
and then it's like
when is it crossing the line?
No, I'm going to do more
like pranks
and like silly things.
Yeah, that's not scary. That's funny.
For me, it's scary.
For them, when they get hit with American cheese on their fucking head,
they can't breathe.
What? No, that's also funny.
You take a piece of American cheese and you just throw it like that.
Throw cheese at a kid.
They'll laugh.
No, they will laugh and also get it.
Grab an apple and just go to town.
American cheese.
That'll happen.
Yeah, you got to prank your kid.
You should be talking.
What are you talking about
You're traumatizing bears
Because your fucking brother
Is scared to wear a bear mask
That's why I don't think
You should scare kids
But you never got eaten by a bear
But I could
No you can't
Because you're afraid
You don't put yourself
In those situations
That's a decent point
They saved you
If anything they saved you
You would be around bears too
I wouldn't get killed
By a bear regardless
Nah you would
If you weren't scared of bears
You'd be camping
You'd get fucked up by bears
No problem
I can tell right now You're the type to freeze I would freeze up now I you would. If you weren't scared of bears, you'd be camping, you'd get fucked up by bears. You'd freeze up. I can tell right now
you're the type to freeze up.
I would freeze up now.
I would freeze up now
because I'm scared of them.
So you're dead.
But I'm saying
if I wasn't traumatized,
maybe I could fight.
You're not going to fight a bear
you've got to scream
in Chinese at it.
Then you have one chance
to win it.
Cool.
But yeah,
I don't like scaring kids.
Yeah, I don't like that either.
They should all be fired.
Imagine that was your kid.
You saw a video of your kid screaming.
Yo, can I tell you how annoyed I would really be?
I'd be like, I got to find a new daycare.
It would be the inconvenience of my life.
Like, I got to find a new place.
Also, your girl would be super mad,
and then you got to deal with that.
Oh, God.
Yeah, no, how could they?
Oh, shit.
You got to, like, boss up.
Because if this is one of your kids and you saw that teacher do that, like, you got to hurt the teacher.
I mean, what do you do?
Do you scare her back?
Yeah, I think you have to.
How would you scare her?
I'd sleep back off of her.
You see him lose?
No, I was like, yeah, that's a much more civil way to deal with things.
What were you going to do?
You were going to fuck her up?
No, no, no.
I was going to get my girl to fuck her up.
You know, you can't hit women.
That used to be a thing.
Do people still do that?
I don't know.
Like, if you had beef with a girl, like, you get a girl to fuck that girl up.
There's, like, an honor in that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that seems like a decent way to do it.
Or you could just go white chicks.
What's that?
Oh, you go girl.
And drag.
Wow, you hitting women, bro? That's not me. No, he just wants to go drag. What's that? Oh, you go girl. In drag. Wow, you hitting women, bro?
That's not me.
No, he just wants to go drag.
What is that thing called?
Like you have momentary
insanity.
Yeah, but could you have
like momentary
intransity
where like
If you're fluid.
I thought I was a woman.
Yeah, I thought I was a woman
when I was fucking that bitch up.
Is that thing that happened
if you have multiple genders?
You're gender fluid.
I think you can do that.
But you gotta say that before
just as like a caveat.
Well, I'm going to say it now.
Yeah, say it now.
Declare it.
I'm fluid sometimes.
I'm fluid.
I am fluid.
I've been taking some mirror pics.
I was like, I'm fluid out here.
You're fluid?
Look at you.
Oh, hell yeah.
Look at this.
I don't got no dick.
Look at that.
You can't sit like that with a dick.
Are you able to do that full tuck?
What?
Full tuck Mangina?
I'm tucked right now.
You think I can't do it like that without being tucked?
Yeah, that's a good point.
Come on, bro.
You look incredibly uncomfortable, though.
I am.
I've never seen you more uncomfortable on this.
I am, but I got to prove my point now.
Remember when Al tried to fix his posture for like a week?
No.
He was coming to work with fucking duct tape on his tits and shit.
What was that stupid contraption you had? It uh the harness yeah yeah so he's in there he's editing a special
like this that shit they help okay what if you find out your kid's getting bullied by another
kid do you go to school and i did that for my brother once i feel guilty about that shit
but how do you feel guilty because my brother's five years younger than me,
and the kid was in, I'm in high school, senior,
and the kid's in like first year of middle school or some shit,
and I came to school, I grabbed that little motherfucking kid
and threw him up against a fence.
That's fire.
Yeah, you're supposed to do that.
No, he's a kid.
I can't be beating up little kids.
What did he do to your brother?
Say what?
I was a little scared going there.
Like, what if this kid could fight?
Jamil, I need you, bro.
It might be like six of them.
It could be a problem.
Might have a Cat Williams situation.
We could sell him lemonade right after.
I'm asking my brother, like, how big is he?
Wait, but what was he doing to your brother?
He was bullying my brother.
So I bullied him back.
Yeah, that's good.
That's reasonable.
Your brother was a big guy?
Nah, he wasn't a big guy.
He didn't go to rehab.
Yeah, after rehab, my brother grew mad inches because he ate vegetables for the first time in his life.
My parents was letting him eat fucking toasted mini-wheats and then chicken nuggets for his whole existence.
That's why I'm short.
Honestly, if you go to rehab, my brother grew seven inches in one year.
I think it might be a little late for me, but I'll try.
You might be able to do it, bro.
I'm serious.
Go to Utah.
That's the shit
that betters you.
Your brother was 5'10
before rehab?
5'11?
Yeah.
He's 6'6 now, right?
6'6 or 6'7, yeah.
He's still taller
than you before rehab,
and he's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It might not be much longer.
I know I'm short.
Yo, what about
this reporter
that met Messi
and then started crying?
I don't understand soccer, though.
I don't get it, dog.
I don't get it.
That's how soft a sport is, bro.
Yeah, fast.
Look at Messi, though.
The reporter flopped.
He said he wanted a moment so bad, bro.
He wants a moment so bad, bro. And Messi'si's like nah i ain't giving this to you bro
i mean kind of crazy though is there anyone you could interview that would make you cry
truly no one yeah i don't think so that you would cry and i love crying i love it but no come on
yeah michael irvin would have been that person for you. Son, no, I was just smiling like a little bitch. Yeah.
Giddy.
Yeah, I don't know why you would cry.
Maybe it's like he's like mean to you as like a kid or something.
I don't know.
Do you think it's the personal achievement?
Like he's been following the sport for so long,
and he's been idolizing the best player in the sport,
and he's like, my career will be fulfilled.
Not anymore, you crying-ass idiot.
Ruined that whole moment, dummy.
Dumbass.
But you've never had moments where you're like,
wow, I accomplished that.
You got emotional?
A thousand percent, in private, like a man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not in front of the person.
Can you imagine if I sat in Rogan
and just started fucking tearing up right there?
It's never in the moment, right?
That clip would have went.
When Rogan started laughing at me, yeah.
It's such an honor to be here.
I've thought about this moment my whole life.
He's just like, what are you doing?
I tried out because of you.
Can I give you a hug?
No, don't touch me.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm like, think about all the achievements you've had in your life.
Would you cry in the achievement?
Or would you afterwards be in the shower and be like, holy shit, that really happened?
Shower or flight.
Flight is the best one.
That's not fair.
That's PEDs for crying.
Yeah, it is true.
But like, yeah, that nice cry on a flight, hoodie up, leaning into the window, fake looking out.
Have we talked about how your tongue gets numb on flights?
Mine doesn't get numb.
Have you heard this?
No.
That like your taste buds get less sensitive on a flight?
Taste buds, yes, but not your tongue getting numb.
Not numb, but like, yeah, your taste buds.
Like you can't taste food the same way.
Is that true?
Have we talked about it?
I don't know.
Flying is the most unnatural shit.
Yeah.
And you said like they have to over-salt food?
Apparently, yeah.
Oh, is that why I'm thirsty as fuck on a goddamn plane?
And there's also just no moisture.
You're getting dehydrated.
Yeah, you get very
dehydrated in flying.
I'm telling you, that
shit is not natural for
humans.
Ears are popping out of
your fucking head.
You're dehydrated.
You're crying for no
reason.
36,000 feet in the air.
Don't start on that
natural shit.
Not natural.
Is ecstasy less natural
than mushrooms?
Oh, my God.
Don't do this.
Oh, my God.
He does not waste
everybody's time.
Come on, man.
Is ecstasy less natural than mushrooms?
The archives say he's only doing natural drugs.
Okay.
What's your argument that you clearly lost?
He said gummies aren't natural and weed's not natural because it's been adulterated.
And I had nothing because I don't know about this stuff.
And thank God Daddy was here in the corner.
Just bonded this motherfucker no problem.
And what was your argument. Thanks, Dad.
Love you, Dad.
A lot of edibles are made from
just regular wheat, and the THC
is extracted out and just cooked with it.
So it's still a natural product.
A lot of edibles are made from
just extracted THC
from weed, which is natural.
So if you cook with the extracted
THC, it's still a natural product. So the drug itself, the drug part of which is natural. And so if you cook with the extracted THC, it's still a natural product.
So the drug itself, the drug part of it is natural.
Yeah.
Whereas in ecstasy...
Made in a lab.
Well, I mean, gummies are made in a lab too.
Oh, you can make it in your house.
But my point is that the weed...
Not gummies.
The weeds are growing.
You can make gummies in your house.
You can make a gummy in your house?
Like a brownie or like an edible.
No, edibles you can make in your house, but the gummy is.
It's like gelatin.
Gelatin.
Do you know how to make gelatin?
No, I'm sure somebody.
You can make gelatin.
Ain't nobody made a gummy in their house, bro.
I'm sure people have made a gummy in their house.
Hey, I got some gummies in the oven.
We made gummies in science class one time in sixth grade.
Isn't it just a little heart of jello?
Jello, gelatin powder and water.
Technically, you could just get some jello powder and pop in the weed.
Just less water.
Yeah, more gelatin.
Fucking jello powder.
But my point is that the weed you're using in the first place is already all manufactured, fucking cross-contaminated.
So what you're trying to say is that the weed—
That we're smoking, God had nothing to do with.
It's unnatural, just like the Coke and ecstasy inside an ecstasy pill and MDMA.
Yeah, it sounds great, right?
It's producing more serotonin in your brain.
I had nothing.
I had a bully, and then my dad came and grabbed him by his fucking shirt.
The serotonin in your brain is natural.
It's just making more of it.
See?
He's just saying words.
Now, mushrooms, are they all jazzed up?
I have no fucking idea.
Because weed, I believe you.
I don't know if mushrooms is all jazzed up yet.
I think mushrooms are jazzed up.
I thought they got to grow on a certain thing.
Like they grow on doo-doo.
Yeah, but it's like the fact that they're being such mass produced now,
it's like something just feels.
They're going to jazz them up.
It's got to be in a lab.
Yeah.
They can't just be grabbing it from the porch.
Can you have a name, by the way?
Okay, Jesus.
Let's just keep this.
I would gladly have an outer body experience right now.
I had a gram of mushrooms
yesterday
and then watched
House of Dragons again.
Amazing.
Fire.
Unbelievable.
Seeing a fucking
dragon scene
and then the colors
are just popping.
What's the side effect
of mushrooms?
Is there any like,
there's got to be a cost.
I saw Hooverman
say something
and this is something
I believe is like.
I love that you call him
Hooverman.
Isn't it Huberman?
I mean, I'm sorry I'm off by like you call him Huberman. Isn't it Huberman? I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm off by like barely a sound.
Huberman.
He said it or you said it.
Huberman.
Huberman, Huberman, whatever.
My boy.
My boy.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that boy.
Yeah, that motherfucking boy.
The brain boy.
Brain boy.
Brain God.
The brain boy.
Brain boy.
Brain God.
And he was saying like the quicker, the less work that goes into receiving a dopamine hit, the more dangerous it will be.
So it's like if you get a big dopamine rush from working out, that's justified.
But if you just eat something and immediately afterwards you're feeling absolutely amazing, there's going to be a cost that you have to pay for that.
What about sex, though?
A lot of work.
Yeah.
A lot of work.
You've got to pay for a roof and a bed and rent and water. What about jerking off?
And bags and rings.
Yeah, that's true.
And jewelry.
Matter of fact, it doesn't come close to the effort that you put in.
If you take porn out of it, just jerking off versus sex,
is there any brain difference?
I think, don't you feel bad after you jerk off but i don't feel good with porn what like you got to pay the cost of jerking off
right or for me it's like you gotta pay the cost of dopamine you either pay before or after so
with alcohol you pay it the next day okay right with drugs you pay it the next day with working
out you pay before with jerking off you might pay it after you might be like i just fucking jerk off
or am i a fucking loser there might be like this emotional component that's always tied to porn
that way i have to jerk it off yeah i don't jerk off really so i don't have that feeling but like
you lose energy yeah maybe you feel in a good way tired also wait a minute let me also ask
about this yeah but there should never be a negative reaction
connected to ejaculation because we need that to keep living that's my question if you take
porn out of it i recognize that porn is changing your brain neurons but i'm saying if you're just
jerking off or having sex is there anything happening differently physically jerking off
is evolutionary i think coming is evolutionary yeah I think eventually jerking off there would be something wrong.
It feels like there would be, but I don't know.
Maybe your brain can't decipher between that and just sex.
And you're just tapping into fantasy in your brain or whatever the fuck.
I don't know.
We should ask Uberman this.
This is a great question.
Dude, this guy's going to come on and answer a lot of questions.
Oh, he's going to fix us.
Number one thing he's got to do is explain to me why my vision is minimum 20% worse from staring into the sun every single day.
Wait.
He says stare at the sun for like 10 minutes when you wake up.
Not into the sun.
The direction of the sun.
We'll say that.
I'm like this.
I'm like this getting wrinkles on my rooftop.
Having a staring contest.
Yeah, like this.
Losing every time.
I don't know if this is good, babe.
There's smoke coming out of my eyelids.
I don't think this is a great idea.
So we need to get to the bottom of some of these little bits of brain hacking.
And then we got to ask about women.
Do women enjoy sex?
That's another big question.
Yeah, apparently they do.
It blows my mind.
With some people.
Yeah, I had no idea.
Yeah, and then can we jerk off?
Yes.
We're going to ask them all those questions.
While we're talking about jerking off, can you just play a video that you would jerk off to?
Okay, yeah, let's do that.
This got dropped in the group chat this morning,
and I thought it was very funny.
We're going to watch it.
This is a blind dating show from The Cut, a YouTube channel,
where they set up two different people, and they just talk.
And then they have to vote based off their conversation
if they want to go on a second date.
This is what happened.
What is your type?
I'm definitely very into Asian men. It's not like a deal breaker or anything. What is your type? I'm definitely very into Asian men.
It's not like a deal breaker or anything.
What race do you think I am?
I have no idea.
I don't want to make assumptions.
That's great.
He's an Asian guy.
She's a white woman.
Asian, maybe?
I'm Asian, actually.
Oh.
Yeah.
Can we hug?
Sure.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
She's a bigger girl.
Good.
You're needing a hug.
Immediately passes on her.
Oh.
Boy.
Hold on.
I mean, not even subtle.
Kind of brutal.
Is that editing?
There had to be some kind of pause.
You can't be that immediate.
That was like the timeline.
Kind of brutal.
But at the same time, that's the nature of the show.
Can I tell you the real bad guys?
The cut?
They set this whole thing up.
Yeah, they had this bigger girl saying, I love anime, I love Asian dudes, all this stuff this guy's going to want to hear.
And then the second they touch, they give him the chance to get out.
They understand that we love watching rejection.
It's like Next.
Remember that MTV show?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, we don't want to watch it for the love.
But they looked at the big girl and were like, she's not going to make it far the second people see it.
They're the ones that are sexist and fat folk.
They shouldn't have let him hug.
Say again?
They shouldn't have let them hug.
Oh, because...
Kind of ruins the whole point.
But they wanted him to...
That's the thing.
They wanted him to hit the red button.
Yeah, he would have took that off and just be like...
What would you do?
That's my point.
You just kind of go on five dates just because you feel bad?
One date.
You know what I mean?
She probably knows great restaurants.
Have a nice meal.
Get out of there.
You go on a date?
Not a meal, but that's a date, bro.
Maybe like a coffee.
We could do coffee or something like that.
I'm not going to take her to fucking Carbon.
Golden Corral or wherever the hell she goes to.
I don't know.
Where are you going to take her?
What is she going to eat?
I love Golden Corral.
Sushi?
She'll probably like sushi.
Sushi?
Maybe dragon eggs?
What do you think that she's into?
What do you think that she's into?
You said you want to take her to SeaWorld.
I would never throw a little fish in her mouth.
That's what you said.
I would never.
Mark, Mark, I would never make her go in the pool and open her mouth and throw a little fish in her mouth.
I would never do that.
I think that's what you said.
I wouldn't do that.
That's fucked up.
No, that's a rough show.
I don't know if I would.
I don't want to reject someone in front of people.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
It's brutal.
You have to have history of sociopaths. Nah, dude. It's brutal. You have to have
history of sociopaths.
Nah, there's nothing wrong
with that.
They both go on the show.
They know what could happen.
So you can't feel bad
if you get rejected.
You go on the show,
that's a possibility.
Bro, we're both at war.
You kill somebody,
you still can feel a little bad.
Whoa, good counterpoint.
I'm just saying.
I thought you had it.
That was a good counterpoint.
This guy's had some
counterpoints today.
I don't know what happened.
I busted out some counterpoints,
He puts on the blazer.
That shit is different.
I'm a journalist today, bro.
NPR Schultz, he lets it go.
Out here, where are all my bitches?
I mean, what are they called?
On NPR, what do they call them?
What?
Women?
People at or something?
Where are all my humans at?
Yeah.
I don't think that's a slogan from NPR at all.
Isn't it?
I don't think so, bro.
NPR, the fucking lion.
Where the hood at? Are you talking about where the hood at? N, bro. NPR, the fucking lion. Where the hood at?
Are you talking about
where the hood?
NPR, the hood,
where the hood,
where the hood at?
Yeah, that's DMX.
Where the hood?
They gotta play that in Somalia.
Where the hood,
where the hood,
where the hood at?
No, I think that that is,
yeah, I think that's,
they gotta know
what the deal with that is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't want to go with somebody who's not into it for five dates.
Yeah, you got to trick him.
Let me know, but we had a nice time either way.
Good deal.
Let's go.
I think that should be discussed before the date.
No, that's not wrong either.
How do you bring it up, though?
Like, I mean, you're talking.
Is that shit in your bio?
Yeah.
Like, yeah, you want it should probably be in the bio.
I got to put my height.
If it's swiping and shit.
My height is a turn off to many women.
Oh, shit.
That is a physical characteristic that you are judged on based on attractiveness.
Yeah.
And there are some women who are like, I just don't want, I'm just not attracted to guys
that are, what are you, midget?
What is your, midget?
Is that it?
Five, seven, thank you. We're all still sex appeal. You know what I mean? So let's get it? 5'7", thank you.
Raw Steel Sex Appeal.
You know what I mean?
So let's get it together.
Midget is a dwarf.
Come on, man.
They're fat.
No, no, no.
But they're just not attracted to guys that are shorter than them or whatever like that.
There's someone who like, I don't know, guys are like fucking 6'5 or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lonely.
What would have said that?
I don't know.
These lonely ass women will be alone
for the rest of their life
I don't like guys
that make a lot of money
that's super
like a big turn off
they say
oh and I say
I don't like
yeah
oh I thought I said
I only like guys
who are above 6'5
like they want
like real tall guys
you said there's a woman
that don't like guys
no I think even
I think Taylor even said
like I was like
what is considered tall
and she's like
I don't know
like regular height
like 6'5
or something like that
and I was like
what
remember she was talking about dicks she was like it I don't know, like regular height, like 6'5", or something like that. And I was like, what? Remember she was talking about dicks?
She was like, it's gotta be 10 inches.
I'm like, what? This girl is
4'11".
She's walking around like a backpack.
Everyone's 6'5".
You're like a Jeff Dunham puppet at that point.
Exactly. So I think
that it's totally okay to just not
be into somebody.
I don't think you gotta disclose. Why not? I think you just have to disclose before it's sexual. I just not be into somebody and we don't gotta... But I don't think you gotta disclose.
Why not?
I think you just have to
disclose before it's sexual.
He's hoping for an accident.
Yeah, don't tell me.
I just think you have to
disclose before it's sexual.
I mean, you don't have
to do anything.
Yeah, you don't have to,
but I think it would be courteous.
Why?
Yeah, what's the difference?
Well, that's a great point.
If you're pre-op,
then it's like,
hey, just for the record,
I have a penis down here.
Is that cool with you?
But why?
Because some people might not want to interact with a penis.
Because you're going to see it regardless.
It's unavoidable.
Some people might not.
Why do they have to disclose?
If they don't have to disclose initially, why do they have to disclose later?
I mean, no one has to do anything.
But if you don't want to interact with a penis sexually.
But why?
What's wrong with that?
A penis is a body part, bro.
We're talking about gender.
This is Alex's question, but I like the line of questioning.
Some people don't want to suck a penis.
Get that light ready, but keep going.
What?
Get that.
This is defensible.
It's not homophobic to not
want to have interactions with penises.
You're using a lot of knots, bro. Let's just do
simple declarative sentences here.
Okay, go. What's your question?
My question is, why should someone disclose before
they have sex but not before they meet?
Because if you're just meeting, it
could just be an interaction at dinner. You're just talking.
It's a date. But the date
has the intention of sexual
arousal. That's not inherently true. No, sexual undertones
to every date. It's called a date. If we're
going on a date, if we're just meeting up as friends, of course
not. You don't have to disclose anything.
But if we're meeting up
for the purpose of romance,
the eventual purpose of romance.
But romance isn't inherently
tied to sex ultimately
after the first date.
Not after the first date,
but it is inherent
in the idea
this is potentially sexual.
Cool.
If this is...
No, no, no.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
So you think going on a date with someone is not, has no romantic purpose?
That's a lot of nots.
That's a lot of nots.
Say it without nots.
Well, I said no.
I corrected myself.
Has no romantic purpose.
No, it is romantic, of course.
Okay, so then why should you only disclose that you have a penis after someone likes you enough to have sex?
If they like you enough to have sex, then it doesn't matter what you have, according to you, right?
Or are you saying that there's some issue
with having a penis?
Are you saying there's something wrong
with being trans?
Is that what you're saying?
Is it something they have to apologize for?
Is it something...
You guys kiss me, you guys are gay!
We got some gay!
That was good. That was good.
That was good.
That was fucking good.
That was good.
Holy shit.
Let's go.
I mean, we had him on the ropes.
He was right there on the ropes.
I gave you that fuck off.
I don't want to touch your hand, bro.
I thought he was gay.
But no, you do bring up a good point because your knee jerk reaction is right.
You want to know if there's some dicks down there before you do it.
Yes.
That is how we feel in our hearts.
I'll have dinner with someone with a penis, whether they're a man or a woman.
Yeah, we know.
But if I'm going to have sex with someone.
But you're not going to have a romantic dinner with someone with a penis.
Because you know that you won't be able to go there with it.
It doesn't mean that you're a hateful person, but you know it won't go there.
It's not Bumble BFF.
It's regular-ass Bumble.
We're on a date right now.
Yeah, but the date doesn't imply sex inherently no i think it implies sex in the future yes or
we're not interested at all we're not going on a date to be friends but if you're at the point
where it's like oh this date's going awesome let's have sex then you go hey just before the sex bar
comes in play but why even waste the time yes because what if the dick is the problem now you
just had a pointless but why do i gotta tell you about the dick before I even want to have sex with you?
Because you're wasting the person's time.
But telling you about the penis implies that there's something wrong.
It also implies you might have an issue with it.
It implies that you're closed-minded.
I'm closed-minded about dicks.
I'm super closed-minded about dicks.
Like, if you got a dick, I don't want to see it.
You don't want to see it?
Actually, I want to see dicks on dudes sometimes, but not on women.
If I'm at a
urinal, I'll take a peek at a wiener, but I'm
not trying to be in a romantic situation
and then see dick. That's just me. I'm
close-minded about it. So you need them to disclose before the date?
Yes. Yes, I do.
And so would you ask? No.
No, I think you should volunteer that information.
How are we going to ask? Are you going to ask every girl,
yo, you got a dick? That's my question. But you're saying that they shouldn't have to do it, which I think you should volunteer that information. How are we going to ask? You got to ask every girl, yo, you got a dick? That's my question.
But you're saying that they shouldn't have to do it, which I think is the more progressive way to look at it.
But you're also acknowledging that at a certain point, it's like, yo, cough up that wiener.
If you got a wiener, you got to cough it up.
Yeah, cough it up before I'm going to touch the wiener.
But right before the pants come down?
That's even crazier.
I think there's a social contract on a date that if this goes well, it will be sexual.
There is a sexual intent here
if everything goes well.
So why don't you just tell me up front
so I know whether or not
I want to enter
into this sexual social contract.
Before we kiss
or after we kiss
just before I see women?
No, kissing sexual.
Why is kissing sexual?
You kiss your parents,
you know what I mean?
You kiss me.
You just kiss us.
That wasn't sexual.
Yeah, you just kiss us.
That wasn't sexual.
You guys kiss me
because you're gay men.
That's fine,
but I didn't have
sexual undertones.
Why are you judging
my intention?
I just wanted to kiss you.
Is flirting sexual?
Yeah.
So then shouldn't it
be done before flirting?
It could be, yeah.
Which is our point.
The point of a date
is to flirt,
which is why you
should say it initially.
It was a weak one,
but yeah,
it was because
he broke the momentum
with his little fucking mind trick that was genius uh but but yeah i think i think we all want
we want trans people to feel comfortable yeah the reality is that a lot of us maybe older people
don't feel comfortable with that in a sexual way.
Just being around, hanging out, fucking busting balls, having a good time, it doesn't matter.
It's great.
And I can't speak on behalf of trans people, but I think they would want us to feel comfortable as well.
Exactly.
And so why would they waste their time going on a date with somebody who potentially would not be interested in the trans person?
And then you're going to say it when we're at the restaurant, and now it's this awkward moment.
Like, we should ask the transfer, but I imagine they're like, yo, we're vibing, everything's
good in the DMs.
I got to tell you something before we meet in person.
Boom.
For their safety, too, because somebody could get upset about that.
That's why these trans women get beat the fuck up and shit.
I get why they do it, yeah.
I think it's an obligation.
You get why they beat them up or whatever?
Whoa.
Damn.
All right.
But yeah, for them.
Yeah.
Yeah, you put on your fucking outfit, you you do your hair you tuck your cock and balls into that little pocket like shorty was saying yeah remember when she was describing
and then you go and a dude's like what you got a dick i'm out of here yeah like that is humiliating
yeah yeah it's disclosed mostly on the dating apps i mean i don't know if i am saying it like fully
but i'm saying like how did you choose to get
into this because i think i have insight as a guy i don't think that's bad what he's saying
with a trans woman no no but i'm saying on the house uh no maybe
come on yeah i'll spit it on myself
yo
that's mad progressive
of you
Miles
mad progressive
I respect it
Miles is the most progressive
on the podcast
that's the progressive answer
but in your heart
if you're speaking truth
speak like Kanye
what would Kanye do
fuck the dude
bumble
yeah
Miles' heart and brain sometimes get into a thing.
It's interesting to see.
And I'm curious about this one.
But no, so I'm on the dating apps,
and you'll be just, I only have women
as the people I look for on the dating apps.
What is a woman?
I don't know.
But sometimes on the app, it'll be a person,
and they'll say, just so you know, I'm trans.
I'm da-da-da.
And you'll see that, not commonly, but it will come up.
So people are disclosing even pre.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because they just want to filter it out off rip.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they are disclosing, like, I don't know.
I think it's.
Yeah, I think they understand the social contract of Bumble.
Yeah.
Which you're refusing to acknowledge.
It's sexual in nature.
Yeah.
For some people.
Son. Come on, bro. For anyone who's not on Bumble BFF. You can't just take an L ever. What's sexual in nature. Yeah, for some people. Son, come on, bro.
For anyone who's not on Bumble BFF.
You can't just take an L ever.
I mean, it was a huge L.
You're wrong. No, it was a huge L.
You said that going on a date wasn't romantic.
And people are on a dating app with no
intentions of dating, no intentions of romance?
No, of course. There's an understatement. You can't say every person
on every app is doing it for sex.
I can. I can and I will. app is doing it for sex. I can.
I can and I will.
They're doing it for romance.
Yeah.
Okay.
What does romance lead to?
Sex.
Okay, so that means every person on the dating app is there for sex.
So we just said.
Yeah, but not everything turns into romance and not everything turns into sex.
Also, you said kissing was sex and flirting was sex.
It's not sex.
It's sexual.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you have to disclose before being sexual. Yeah.
But if you go on a date and all of a sudden you see the guy's
like 5'2 and you're like, oh, I don't want to date him even though I have a
dick. It's like, do I even have to say the dick part?
I might not want to fuck you and then I could bounce.
You wanted to go on a date though. Yeah.
The date's implied that there's... Saying, hey, do you want to get
drinks? We both are
attracted. And a guy's 5'2, that had to be disclosed
on the dating app. It doesn't have to.
They ask for your height and if you say I'm not going to answer
you disclose.
Just lie.
Yeah, you could lie.
You don't have to say anything.
Yeah, but then you lied.
And that's on you.
I truly wouldn't lie.
I'm 5'7".
If you're with it, great.
Most of you won't be.
That's fine.
But you don't have
to disclose your height.
You don't have to disclose
any of those things
other than like...
It's dangerous for short guys too.
I lied, said I was 6'4".
I showed up to a date.
They saw my real height.
Fuck me up, bro.
It's dangerous for short people, bro. 6' they saw my real height, fucked me up, bro.
It's dangerous for short people, bro.
6'3", girl.
Yeah, it's dangerous, bro. A lot of women
could fuck me up,
you know what I mean?
They could feel duped.
Yeah, I empathize
with trans women.
But if you just don't
want to fuck a dude,
you can be like,
yeah, I'm not going to.
And I'm not going to tell you
that I'm trans.
You just got passed on
by what you thought
was just a biological cis woman
but actually I'm a trans woman.
You should at least pay half
if you're not going to disclose, right?
Should you pay the whole thing?
Should you pay half?
I think you just pay for it.
Pay for it.
I think you pay for it.
Yeah.
That's definitely the right thing.
Now,
while we're talking about
the trans thing.
Hollywood news,
if you want.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Some breaking Hollywood news.
Go.
James Gunn,
director of
Guardians of the Galaxy,
the new Suicide Squad,
has just become the head of DC Studios at Warner's,
which is like, in that industry,
you never put a director,
the director hasn't really been in charge,
so he's going to be green lighting,
director overseeing their slate,
so that could be a whole new direction for all that.
Todd Phillips will still handle his Joker
and probably his dark movies his way,
and then Matt Reeves has the Batman world.
They don't know who's going to control that,
but everything else, animation, TV, film, under James Gunn.
That's crazy because James Gunn got canceled.
They tried to say he was a pedophile
because he made some kid fucking jokes.
And he was just too nice at making movies.
And eventually they forgave him.
He came back and now he's doing it.
So does Kanye have a road to redemption?
I think he was clearly joking is the difference.
That's true.
They were jokes.
And DC is done.
This lets me know how much DC is hating all their own movies.
Yeah.
They're like, just get the Marvel guy.
I'm done.
Yeah.
Well, look, I think that James Gunn is an absolutely talented motherfucker.
He's brilliant.
The question is, will he be talented in a managerial role?
That is a different thing.
He's talented when he has his hands on it.
He's one of the greatest in the world alive at making movies.
I mean, the Guardians of the Galaxy movies are fantastic.
And you should not care about the Guardians of the Galaxy.
I didn't even know that was a comic book.
And then the movie comes out, and you're like, this shit is fire. I had no emotional investment in Guardians of the Galaxy. I didn't even know that was a comic book. And then the movie comes out, and you're like, oh, this shit is fire.
I had no emotional investment in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Watched the movie, loved it.
Yeah.
Marvel is great about doing that with movies I didn't even know were going to exist.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's weird.
It's like, go, go.
Sorry, even Thor?
Before the movies, you heard of Thor, but none of us knew anything about him.
Yeah, I didn't care about him.
And now he's one of the best superhero characters
in the entire
Marvel Universe
yeah
he's taking on
a tough role
because the DC audience
is super splintered
like there's like
a core group
that they like
that Snyder guy
the Snyder
Zack Snyder
I did not like that
and it's like
they just won't like
anything DC
unless he has a part in it
so it's like
I think the issue with DC is the source material isn't as good.
They don't have complex villains.
Their villains are just all their...
Let me just get it out.
Let me just get it out.
The villains for Superman are incredibly simple.
I'm fire alien guy.
They don't want anything.
The beauty of Marvel is the villain is relatable.
And they made what the villain
wants to be reasonably relatable. Thanos
might be right. Exactly. Every
one of them might be right. Even when you have X-Men,
it's, uh, what is it called? Magneto.
Magneto. It's like, yo, he's looking out for the
mutants that are getting oppressed, right? So it's like
all of a sudden, they make sense.
Every one of the DC
in the Superman world is like,
okay, I got Superman.
Now I got water Superman.
Now I got woman Superman.
Now I got running fast Superman.
They all got the same fucking skill set.
There's nothing unique or different.
Like, what's the origin story?
Get us into it.
So they're almost like more video games than they are these complex stories.
What they've done with Batman I think is awesome.
But the source material for Marvel is like on another level.
Lex Luthor is just a bad guy.
Yeah.
You don't see Lex Luthor's point of view.
There's no redeemable quality whatsoever.
You're not looking at his point of view and be like,
it would be nice to run the world.
We should let him do that.
Yeah, yeah.
You're looking at Thanos like,
yo, this shit might be the solution to everything.
Thanos don't even want to hang out.
He's like, I want to fix your problems and leave.
I don't even want to be worshipped.
Even in the last one, he's like,
the only mistake I made is y'all remember everybody.
Now I'm just going to get rid of half the population and you won't know what happened.
I was like, that sounds kind of perfect.
Yeah.
Why are we stopping this?
I'll give a little pushback because in the comics, there is some depth with some of the characters, especially Lex Luthor, because they actually grow to like him and start to hate Superman at a certain point.
So it's like there is some depth in the characters.
And I think it's more so the writing and the creativity
because just because the comics have it black and white,
you can add that stuff to it.
You can add, you can mine more.
You should wait for Charlemagne to continue on this.
They did it with the Joker, right?
That source material wasn't really there,
but they had great writers that made this amazing story. I think the source material
with the Joker there like the
the one thing that the Joker wants for
Batman is to do the thing
that Batman refuses to do which is
kill. And the
Joker is willing to let himself be killed
by the Batman. For like the pieces of those stories that
they added in. He's saying that might not
necessarily be in the comic book. That might be something that
the writer of the movie
in the screenplay...
This agent of chaos thing.
I think that existed,
but you're right, yeah.
They made it definitely
more complex.
I will give them that.
So if you add that same complexity
to all the other DC characters...
Why haven't they?
Well, that's their issue.
That's what they've...
They've just leaned
into the action
and not so much the story,
and that's where
they've gone wrong.
Can I be honest?
I think the reason why Thor
has become way more comedic is because the bad, and that's where they've gone wrong. Can I be honest? I think the reason why Thor has become way more comedic
is because the bad guys that he's going up against
aren't that interesting.
So they're like, we've got to make this a comedy
because the bad guys are just, I'm destroy worlds guy.
They did a great job with the last one of giving him purpose.
He wants to destroy gods
because a god was the reason why he suffered.
That's smart.
But god destroyer guy?
Yeah, I'm evil incarnate.
Loki was just some angry kid.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I get it.
You were adopted.
You're not happy about it.
The fuck you want?
Yeah.
Right.
But this is a cool shakeup.
And he's partnering with his producing partner
so that he'll decide on things on an executive level
and then James Gunn will go creative.
The other thing Marvel does is be funny.
These movies weren't funny.
I think we for sure would have lost interest way earlier.
At least I would have, and I know you would have.
Thor, I remember watching with you.
Case Rosso made us go, and we were both like,
why the fuck are we watching this?
And then it was funny, and we were like, yo, we're in.
Taika Waititi.
Yeah, he's nice.
Is it possible that DC led the cancellation against James Gunn
in order to decrease his own stock value so that they could buy him up on the low?
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Is it possible?
Oh, my God.
Where's that conspiracy?
Oh, yeah.
That shit seems a little convenient.
And if I was them, that's what I would do.
I would find the best people in Hollywood.
I would lead a charge to make them look crazy
and then scoop them up when no one else would touch them. Hey, we'll give you a shot. That's what they're doing with Kanye right now. That's what Reebok do. I would find the best people in Hollywood. I would lead a charge to make them look crazy and then scoop them up when no one else would touch them.
Hey, we'll give you a shot.
That's what they're doing with Kanye right now.
That's what Reebok is doing for Kanye right now.
Whoa.
That's my point.
That's it.
We're not going to beat that.
Full circle episode.
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