Bonanas for Bonanza - Re-Release: Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #3: “The Newcomers”

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

SUBSCRIBE TO THE ANDY DALY PODCAST PROJECT AT PATREON.COM/ANDYDALYBonanas For Bonanza is back, now as a regular series on Earwolf! After introducing his new co-hosts, Mutt Taylor from The Journeymen and Christian entrepreneur Amy Sleeverson, Dalton tries to determine if his guest Mano Agapion is a “city slicker.” Then they discuss season 1, episode 3 of Bonanza, “The Newcomers”!Merch: redbubble.com/people/ADPodProject/shopMail: PO Box 9407 Glendale, CA 91226Email: [e-mail]’s website: andydaly.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This was recorded in 2018 and it marks the first appearance of the regular lineup of Dalton Wilcox, Muttteller and Amy Sleverson. This is Andy Daly. Hello. Here on this free feed I'll be re-releasing all the back episodes of Bananas for Bananza one every other week. If you want to hear new episodes add free, please subscribe to my Patreon. atron.com slash Andy Daily. The entire Bananas for Bananza Archive is also waiting for you there, and you can access lots and lots of bonus content. So do that. Okay. Thank you. Enjoy. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project. Here are your host, Matt Gorley and Andy Daly. Ande Daly.

Ande Daly. Hello and welcome to not the Andy Daily pepper pot whistle. But the uh, this is bananas for banana can you believe it? Do you believe this is a milestone? We've finally seen a victory. We've finally seen a survivor peek its head out of a pack of rejected podcasts. So how many podcasts would you say, let me just explain for people who might be joining this with no idea of what the hell is going on and are already so confused that they're rushing for the stop button on their device? Stop! Wait, don't, don't turn us off.

So Matt, this is Andy Daly, and I'm joined by. Matt Gorley here and we hosted the Andy Daly pepper pot podcast before. Yes, exactly. And that was a program in which aspiring podcasters sent in tapes, usually cassette tapes, sometimes real to real, you know, we would get a canister, a giant, a big canister in the mail. However it came, we would, we listened to them, we screened them all and we chose, I guess we chose over time, 16 or so, promising episodes. Repeat shows, episodes of a certain show, but basically

16 unique episodes. Yes, exactly. And we did not necessarily think that any of these would become regular podcasts on Earwolf. We thought some of them maybe kind of have potential, but mostly we were just picking interesting pilot submissions that we thought people might want to hear. That was sort of the approach. Yeah, it was kind of a social experiment in a way, but we'd still, you know, do our due diligence and march these cassettes right up to the top floor of the Earwolf skyscraper, slam them down on Scott Ackerman's desk

and just, just say, bear this. I'm mad as hell and it never happened until today. It never even came close to happening. But here's, I mean, this is, this is amazing. This is a real Cinderella story. Dalton Wilcox. He's the, he calls himself the poet laureate of the West. He's a cowboy poet. Who knew cowboy poetry was a thing? It is. He's also got some other issues that we may or may not get into here, but he's an author. But he first did a pilot podcast back in 2014 called The Wit and Wisdom of the West, and he really wanted that to be a regular podcast, and it was not even really considered in any time. And then he came back, four years later with something called Bananas for Bonanza,

which is a show in which he is going to watch every episode of Bonanza and do an episode of this podcast. It's like a companion discussion piece. Yeah, this is a popular format, the Watchalong franchise podcast, like the West Wing Weekly, and that's sort of thing. Right, right, right. So that I guess that's what he was doing, but he somehow, he chose he chose he is, he is, he is, he is, he is, he is, he is, he is he is he is he is he is he is he is going, he is going, he is going, he is going, he is going, he is going, he is going, he is going, he is going th, he is going to watch, he is going the th, he, he is going he is going, he, is going th, is, is, is, is, is, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, is going, he, he, he, is going, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, is going th. He, he th. He, he thi, is going thi, is going thi, thi, thi, tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho and that's right right right so that I guess that's what he was doing but he somehow he chose a show that has been off the air for half a millennium for 46 years I'm not great I'm not great with years yeah it's been off the air for 40 some years you say 46 I know because it went off the year that I was born oh I see okay well that's helpful for you to understand that.

I could be Bonanza reincarnated. The soul of Bonanza transferred into you? I was named after Marshall Matt Dillon from Gunsmoke so maybe there is some of that in my DNA. We'll see. Wow, that's wild. That's funny. I was named after the patron saint of Scotland. So, uh, really? Wow. Different sensibilities. Mm-hmm. Oh, well, that'll really be something when Cameron McGonagall gets his podcast picked up. Yeah, I've always, I'm always rooting for that guy. But, uh, so, yeah, so, uh, yeah, so he did that and then he did a second episode at the Pcast Blast. That was a live th, I tho, I tho, uh that that that that that that that that that was that was that was that was that was just, that was just, wow that was just, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that was that was just that was just that was just that was just that was just that was just that was just that was just that was just that was just that was just that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that so he did that and then he did a second episode at the Pcast Blast. That was a live episode. I don't know if that was just on Stitcher, but, you know, of course, there was never any

real thought that this would be a regular podcast, but he pressed and pressed. He called, I mean, he called me just about every day, but it would be at odd hours, you know. I'd wake up in the morning to several voicemails and text and emails and things like that. And sometimes it was clear that he was drunk and other times that he didn't realize. There were times when he like butt-diled me, but happened to be talking about the fact that he wanted this to become a regular podcast. To whoever he was talking to, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, and sometimes, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, but but but but but but but but but but but but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, like, like, like, but, but, like, like, like, but the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the they. the the the the they.that he wanted this to become a regular podcast, to whoever he was talking to and sometimes it seemed to be himself. Was that a passive aggressive way of trying to get you to know it or was he actually doing that? It's hard to believe that butt dials are even possible.

I feel like there are always some kind of an unconscious expression. How do you even do it? Yeah. I don't know. I get the feeling that he was he this was the only thing he was thinking about in all of his waking hours, which seemed to be all of the hours. There doesn't seem to be, sleep doesn't seem to be a part of it for this guy. No, and if he was sleeping, I, assuming he did it while he was stalking me outside my house, because he pitched a pup. I'd strown. Robert De Niro in Cape-o, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, the house, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. th. th. the. thea. thea. theau. theau. their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their out there and then anytime I would drive somewhere he would strap himself to the underbelly of my car with his belt like Robert De Niro in Cape Fear and I'd like go to the bank and he'd be there I'd go home and he'd be there I don't know how he did it. That's terrifying. Did you ever call the police or anything? No, no. Yeah I did. I called the police and then I didn't hear anything back and then when I called back later they

said that the officer they put on that had vanished. That was all that I heard. So after that I was like. He was wearing like a police hat one day. Just kind of John'sley cocked on the side of his head almost like a trophy. Oh, okay. Well that's a break from his usual cowboy head, so that that is not worthy. Well, anyway, I guess he also was doing the same thing to Scott over at Earwolf,

and it sound like, from the way Scott was talking about it, that there were threats involved, and that he was fearing for his safety and that there were mysterious fires around his home. But anyway, I don't, I hesitate to say any that, because that, because that, because that, because that, because that, because that, because to to to encourage to encourage to encourage to encourage to encourage to encourage to encourage to encourage to encourage to encourage that, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to don't, I hesitate to say any of that because I don't want to encourage anybody else to try to get a podcast the way that Dalton seems to have, but it does appear that he, yeah, he threatened his way to a series pickup. So this is the first ever podcast by coercion. I don't know if it's the first ever podcast by coercion. I don't know if it's the first ever. I mean some podcasts you hear seem like they might have come about that way. But this one for sure, for sure did. And it seemed like Scott didn't

want to tell me everything but he did say something about a hostage situation. Maybe at some point we'll get him to elaborate on that. Yeah. But regardless of how it came about, it is here. Dalton Wilcox. Oh, by the way, he seems to be, because I listened to this episode, he seems to be under the impression that there are going to be 431 episodes of this. Yeah, I don't think he understands there's just eight.

Yeah. And in fact, I asked him about that, and he said something about reading contracts being for city slickers or something like that. So it's because it says very clearly in the contract, this is an eight episode run. So I don't know what's gonna happen when he discovers that it's not 431 episodes, but that will cross that bridge when we are jumping off of it because it's on fire. But yeah, I mean he's got a new guest in every episode. And this first episode is episode 3 of Bonanza because the first one was his pilot and then the second one was the PECAS show and so this is going to be episode 3 of Bonanza.

Yeah, for you complete us out there, make sure you go back whether it's Stitcher Premium or on the Andy one was the PECAS show. And so this is going to be episode three of Bonanza. Yeah, for you complete us out there, make sure you go back, whether it's Stitcher Premium or on the Andy Daily Podcast Pilot Project free feed and listen to those two, because who is ever going to want to recap Bonanza without getting the full flavor and spectrum is the answer. So I think that's all we have to say we are not going to introduce every episode of this show, but we just thought, you know, to give it a launch, you and I should come on and say a few words about how we got here. Yeah, and a little bit of a congratulations to you and me for finally getting one of these done.

I mean we shepherded this through, we filtered these tapes, we curated this, and we finally, finally had a success as depraved as it might be. Yes, it feels really good and irresponsible. Yeah, the best of both worlds. Yep. All right, so with that, we invite you, the listener, to enjoy Bananas for Bonanza. The pride and forever made. Right. I'm bananas for banza. Eahah. Hello, friend.

Come on in. The gate is open wide. All right. Welcome to Bananas for Bonanza with Dalton Wilcox. That's me. Folks, if you are new to this show, there's just a whole hell of a lot I'm going to need to explain to you about it, but luckily it's all fascinating, as entertaining as hell. Now, I'm a cowboy. I'm a real live working cowboy. And by the way, I just want to make clear, I'm not I I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not their I'm not their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm their I'm a to make clear their their their their to make clear their their their their their their thii. I'm a thi. I'm a real thi. I'm a real to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a real thi. I'm a real thi. I'm a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeee. thee thi. the thean. thean. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi., I just want to make clear, I'm not going to explain myself and this show at the beginning of every episode of this, okay? I'm gonna do this time, so savor it.

This might be the last time anybody ever hears me explain myself. Here we go, because I'm gonna be a big star of podcasting, and everywhere I go, everybody'll know who I am. Look, let me explain now. For now, not only am I a cowboy, I am also the most renowned practitioner of cowboy poetry throughout the American West. I am the poet laureate of the West. I am the foremost collector and chronicler of the wit and wisdom of the West, and I am also the author of the very fine books, you must buy your wife at least as much jewelry as you buy your horse and other poems and observations humorous and otherwise from a life on the range, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as well, as the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, I the, I the, I'm the, I'm, I'm the, I'm, I'm the, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I the, I the, I the, I, I the, I, I the, I, I I, I I I I, I, I I I, I I I, I, I I I, I I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, as well as it's equally terrific follow-up. You still have to buy your wife at least as much jewelry as you buy

your horse and even more poems and additional observations, humorous and otherwise from a life still being lived on the range by Dalton Wilcox. I also hunt downed and slaughter vampires and other monsters, but I have been advised to downplay that aspect of my life on this new venture, and I'm more than happy to do that. That's no problem at all. Do you think I enjoy talking about my encounters with terrifying monsters? I do not. I do not. I'm getting to move on sign right now. I've already said too much. Okay, you can cut that out if you want. I am not plague. I that out out out out out out out out that. I that. I that out that out that that that that that that that that that that that that that th plagued th plagued th plagued th plagued th plagued by th plagued by thagued by thagued by thagued by thagued by thi thi the the the the that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that out that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi. I thi. I to the to the the toge. I today. I am not today. I am not today. I am not today. I am not the the the an the an the an thanks to the folks at the Ears Wolf, I am also now a full-time regular podcast host with my own regular full-time podcast of which this is both the third and first episode. I'll explain that. With the first episode of Bananas for Bananzas was part as a part of some kind of podcast pilot, Pappa. And the second episode was a part of some kind of piss festival.

It was live. And this one now is episode three where we're gonna be talking about the third episode of Balanza. And it's the third, but it's the first of the regular series, which I have convinced the Ears Wolf to give me, and I barely had to do anything to them. They were more than happy to give it. And so this is, by the way, the third of 431 episodes of this show. And so, lock in. It's gonna be a long ride. In this podcast myself and my co-hosts, which I'm very eager to introduce to you. We're going to discuss one episode of the classic Western Western teleasern television teleasern teleasern the the teleasen-wested the the the of of the classic Western Western television program, Bonanza, and each episode, and that aired from 1959 to 1973.

That's 431 episodes, that's why he's gonna be that many of the podcast. Now, this was the first TV show to bring the Western lifestyle and the ranching lifestyle and the man lifestyle into American living rooms in a way that everybody in America could understand, even the stupid. It's a damn important show. And today we're going to be talking about season one, episode three, the newcomers, and man, it's a great one. And you can find it on YouTube for some reason, but the whole episode is there.

Why? But before we get into all that excitement, I can't wait to tell you about my regular co-hosts on this, tho, tho, tho, th... You are so lucky these folks are willing to do this and to commit to 431 episodes. I don't know that they realize it's gonna be that many. Well first up you know him he's been here for the first two episodes of this. The lead guitar's been and America's only genuine country and Western band the Journeyman. Hey! I'm a fire brand Western music star I've never not had a song. to to to to to to to to the the to the to the to the the their. I'm to their. their. I'm to their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I's that's. I's. I's. I's. I's th. I's. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a their. their. the their. the the the the the the the the the the the. their. th. the. th. the. th. I's had a song in the top one. Really? Is that right? And I am bananas for bananas for bananas. I'm also bananas for bananas. I'm also bananas. the children of plantains. I love bananas. How ripe does a banana need to be for you to get excited about it. Or how unripe can it be before I'll still eat it?

That's a good question. For me, the riper the better, I I like them black as night. All right, but we'll talk more, but I'm very excited to get to our next regular co-host of the show because this is someone new to the enterprise. Now, as you know, I mentioned this to you a few times, but I have a tendentan te thinininininininininininininininate the thinate thinate. I'll thin' thi thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll the. I'll the. I'm a thea. I'm a thea. I'm a thea. I'm a thea. I'm a theea. I'm a theeea. I'm a thea. I'll the get on the internet, and discuss Bonanza with whoever is in a chat room and will talk about it. And there's a gal there who's been in a lot of these chat rooms with me, and we just struck up a little bit of a friendship, a conversation, and she's got interesting ideas about Bonanza. And I said, why don't you come and be a part of this podcast? I couldn't believe she said, yes, yes, thage thage thage thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thi thi thi thi thi thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thee thee thi, thi, the, the, I's the, I's thi, and I's th. thi, and I's thi, and I's thi, and I've thu-a, and I've thu-a, I've thu-a, I's thu. thi, I's thi, I's thi, I's thi, I's thi, I's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, and that, and that, and thoo' tho' that, and tho' that, and tho' there's there's that that that, that Amy Sleverson. Hi. Hello. Hi. Can everybody hear me?

I'm on the Duh. So I'm on the what? On the show? Yeah. Yes. And it's so wonderful. Thank you so much for having me on your podcast. Thank you so much.

I love Bananza mostly because I heard that you were a podcast that had a need for, I read a multi-level marketing company, that it's a Christian paste, but it's family just like bananas. I know you mentioned this a lot in the chat room and most people kind of say, hey, we're just talking about Benanza here. Okay. I cut and paste. So it's not what you do? Oh, is that what you do? You know? I write it out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. the the the the th. the the podcast it out. the podcast it out. the podcast it out. the podcast it out. the podcast it out. the podcast it out. the that. that. that's the podcast it the podcast. that's that. that. that. that. that. that. I had that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I the podcast. I the podcast. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the. the. the, the. the. I've. the. the. the. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the about banana here. Oh, I cut and paste. Okay. Oh, is that what you do? Oh, is that what you do?

Oh, is that what you do? I write it out beforehand and then it's a big, I just slap it in there and then, oh, well, that's a good idea. Because, you know, I got, I'm trying to get, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tog, tog., togh., tog. I'm, tog. I'm, tog. I'm, tog. I'm, I'm, tog. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I Adam Carolla. Well I'm trying to get on his as well. I know he's not as much for families but I I think home goods. I have no idea but I my impression of him is that he's a bit of a city slicker no offense. Oh well I know he's married and anyone who's married is a good man. I suppose I was married for a time but she turned out to be a war wolf but I again we're not talking. he he he he he he he he he he- he- he he. he. he he. he he. he he. he he he he he. he he he he he to he he to to he to he to to to to to he. to to to to to to he. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, he. Oh, I he. Oh, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I good man. I suppose I was married for a time but she turned out to be a werewolf but again we're not talking about

it. We're not talking about it. Oh. By the way I if I seem under the weather and we can cut all this out but I just want you guys to know I believe I may have lia a vampire this weekend. What? I mean not a vampire I'm sorry a were a werewolf. Yeah. So, relax. Okay. Have you read the book of Revelations? Have I read the book of Revelations? Well, I've heard of it, and I've done my best not to read it. It's one of the some, one of the 40 signs of the Apocalypse, things like that, where you're licked and your, there's a saucer, the sa- I, the sa- I, the sa- I, the sa- I, the sa, the sa, the sa, the sa, I, I, the sa, I, I, I, the sa, I, I's, I, I's, I's, I's, I's, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, the, the, I've, I've, I've, I've, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th., th. th. thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, they-a, thoooo, they-a, they-a, thooooooo, they-a pillows with all the signs of the apocalypse. How many pillow?

Like a haremor form of pillows. Oh, it's 43 pillows. A genie bottle. And each one's got a different sign of the apocalypse on it? Yes, the horses, and then there's when the earth opens up, and then there's when the 17-headed dragon comes. That's, I mean, that's kind th- th- that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's kind that's more more more more more more more more that's kind the that's kind that's kind that's kind of the that's kind of the the the their their their their's when the 17-headed dragon comes, that's, I mean, that's kind of more of a little roll pillow that's just for your neck.

Well, why pillows? Because it seems like you don't want to get comfortable on the apocalypse. Or have I got that wrong? Well, the problem is I couldn't... The copyright a lot of the more popular Bible quotes and so I'm just getting biblical quotes and not everybody knows. Okay I just want to be real clear and again we're cutting all this out but it was I was doing a tequila shot off what I thought was a woman but she had a real hairy arm and that's

when I realized that's probably a werewolf but she got away anyway putting that topic to bed you you, now are these pillows, products that you sell through your, through your enterprise? And what's your business? It's called Lots Daughters. Lots Daughters. Lot's daughters. All right.

He's the one that's salt. Well, his wife turned to salt when she looked back at Simon Cormora and then his daughters got him drunk and they raped their father. Is that right? Yes. Hot damn. They were the first business women spreading seed. What was their business? Well, they were getting the seed of their father into them so they could create the nation of Israel.

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knowns from Quote quotes from Timothy. Is that a book of the Bible? Timothy. Timothy 212. My nephew? I do not permit women authority over a man. And then you give it to your wife. And you can wants it! And you can put an arrow on it like oh I'm with stupid. I do not permit women authority over a man. I love it. God if I had some six guns I'd shoot them up in the air. Yeah and it's got a little Tierra on top what kind of a shirt what style of a shirt is that? Is that a tape top? It's kind of, it's like a, you remember the weight lifting shirts? I remember weight lifting shirts. Where they have a low size, it's kind of like that, but it only comes in a small,

so you can see a little bit of the low breast. You just get a little breast. So you know what you're getting. about their breast size. Yeah that has been a problem. Well, so Lots Daughters and people can find that on the internet presumably. Oh, lots daughters dot com and it's just me. Yeah. I have, I only have three products. They don't sell salt. No. That's such a good idea though. Well, take it. Mm-hmm. We're all a team man. You know what, I will. You've got other products. You might as well show us your other products that whatever else is for

sale on there. I'm in the market. Now look, this is not a podcast about marketing your products or anybody. We're talking about Bonanza and I do want to get back to it as fast as possible. You put in whatever. This is a calendar. A calendar for women. A calendar, it's in pink, whoever works on the Sabbath she'll be put to death. That's from Exodus. There's no Sundays in the calendar. What a good idea! That's a calendar with no Sundays in it. Do women just disappear on Sundays? Yeah, no, no, they just they don't have the book open because they're out of commission unless you want to have sex with their husbands and that's not work. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. to be to be to be to be tooooooooooooeses. tea. tea. tea. today. thea. thea. the. ththey're out of commission unless they want to have sex with their husbands. And that's not work.

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and that specific about... I mean it's better than any TV show you're going to cuddle up in Netflix to watch right? I've never seen a blanket. Read a blanket. A bookmark before. That's wild. May I suggest 12 throw pillows, one for each limb, one for each part of the body that that that person was cut into. That's a great idea. A. A. that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's specific specific specific that's that's that's that's specific specific specific specific specific that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's specific specific specific specific specific specific specific specific specific specific that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thiii. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. throw pillows, one for each limb, one for each part of the body that that person was cut into. That's a great idea. A female shape pillow, a concubine shape pillow. You guys are really helping me out. I should listen to men more often. Yep. So this is a multi-level Christian home goods business and it's but it's just yourself. You're all the levels. So far but if you want to start a gathering your own home first you sell to your family structure you sell to your kids and your husband because they

support and they love you and then you start moving out from there I've set up my daughter in business she she's still working on a payment plan to give me a hundred and fifty150 for her first box. Really? And then, then, so far, I'm doing great. Seems that way. Well, and now, now, what, I want to say a little quick something, I'm excited. I love being on the show already.

It's great stuff, but I just want to say a quick something about your commentary on Bonanza on that discussion board that first made me, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the, so so so to to to to quick something about your your commentary on Bonanza on that discussion board that first made me just start talking to because you had all kinds of ideas about what was happening biblically and you believe that Bonanza is essentially a biblical story. It's like a missing chapter from the Bible somewhere like in the old New Testament about how the God created land that was only for us. Yeah and so use it but protect it, protect it from evil. Well you know you're not wrong it's like God had his son Jesus but then also had two other kids. Two other kids. Like talk about Haas and little joke. Oh sure. Well I like. Jesus said too

right. And then Haas died for us so that we could watch the rest of the seasons. Well, don't get ahead of it. But... Oh, sorry. No, it's all right. That's all right. No, I screwed everything out! No, no, no, no, don't worry. It's so gay. Put that away. What is that? A bottle of arsenic and a little cloth you were going to ether yourself? I'm always ready to go. Oh don't do it. No, no, no. It's been a good ride. We've got 431 episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need you. All right, well, see I thought people would find that interesting and feel, help them understand how important Bonanza is that at least one person believes it ought to have been in the help them understand how important bananas is that at least one person believes it ought to have been in the Bible. All righty so that we've met Mutt Taylor and Amy Sleverson and now we're going to meet manly agarne what's

your name? It's actually monogapian. Say it again? Mono agapian. Mono agapian. Yeah. All right well you can have manly agarne as a as a as a alias if you're like. Mono, a mono. Yeah. Yeah. I get that a lot. I know. Welcome, Mono. Hi. What's your story? Dear, what do you? It didn't give me anything about you.

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No, no, no, no No, no Yeah We can wash you in the blood today. I mean we could get it done. I can't Well, I mean, I guess one the true thing about me is I'm I don't want to shock I don't to shock. to shock I don't want to shock. to shock. to shock. to shock. the the the the to shock. the to shock. the to shock. I don't want to shock. I don't want to shock. I don't want to shock. I don't to shock. I don't to shock. I don't the the the the the the they. I'm the the the the the the the the the they. I'm they. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the the the the the the the the the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm true. I'm true. I'm true thing about me is I don't want to shock anyone, but I am gay. Oh man. Well, what's that now? Wow. It's all God's children are loved.

I love no matter. See, I don't agree. Dad, no, where do you go to church? Well, I don't go to the church of the land out there in the American West, out on the rains, that's my church. The mountains and the cactuses and the sunsets, that's all my church. And that church tells me that, that gay business just got to stop. But welcome.

Thank you. I feel the that's, I'm say I grew up going to Greek Orthodox Church. Oh, you did it. Oh, yeah That's close. That's close right. That's pretty it's pretty good a lot of a lot of a lot of morals you would probably see you guys are more familiar with Mm-hmm. That's beautiful. You just said thank you. You're welcome. You're you did. You just said thank you. You're welcome. You're you. Oh, my gosh? Oh, oh, that's? Oh, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's pretty. Yeah, that's pretty. That's pretty. That's pretty. That's pretty. That's pretty. That's pretty. That's pretty. That's pretty. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's pretty. That's pretty. That's pretty. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty. that's pretty? I dated a Greek man. Oh you did. Look at you go, girl. My gosh. Real melting pot here. Yeah. What happened? Why would you stop dating him? Well, he got so angry. He got arrested because there was mayonnaise on his sandwich, which I could relate with, and then I haven't seen that. That can't be why they arrested him for putting mayonnaise on a sandwich?

No, no, he was so mad. Oh, I see. And then, and I said he's my husband. He did, he, he's, he's get stick had not, and he's, he's been impressive. So he did something bad that I feel like you're a manate. He didn't want mayonnaise on a sandwich. They put mayonnaise on the sandwich and then he did something which cost him to become arrested and go to prison.

There was an aggravated assault. Or a protecting of his rights as a customer. The customer is always right. The customer is absolutely always. Yeah, the lawyer should not have gone with that defense. The customer is all they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they put may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may may. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're their. they're they. they've. they've. they've. they've. they've. they've. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. The customer is absolutely always. Yeah, the lawyer should not have gone with that defense. The customer is all right defense? Yeah, I don't think that holds up in court, unfortunately. Well.

But I'm really excited to be here to talk about Bonanza. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've seen a lot of it? No. OK. OK.

But my mom loves. told me bananas, she's always been a big Bonanza fan. Is that right? Uh-huh. All right, well, good work was that? Yeah, no, that's fine. They told me, they told me, they told me, they're gonna have city slickers on your show.

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And I said, that's fine because the whole point of this podcast is to introduce people to Bonanza. Outreach. So we're, you're gonna be excited to hear all about Benanza. Should we get into it? Let's episode. This episode is called called the new the new's aired in September of 1959, and it's a real good one with Swedish Beauty Inger Stevens as Emily Pennington, Byron Folger as

Justin Flannery as the doc. Man, he does, he will talk about him in a bit. This episode has everything. The cold open of the episode begins just like the pilot did, with our heroes riding up and looking out over, what do you call them, a canyon, a valley, and seeing something they don't like. This episode could have ended there, it would have been happening. I agree with you.

And it's the whole, it's all the boys. We got Paul, Ben Cartwright, and we got Haas and Little Joe and Adam are all up there, but and they're joined by a Mexican. Now this episode doesn't have any Chinese, unlike the pilot episode had literally scores of Chinese. Here's the episode. And the situation the situation the situation the situation the situation. Here's the situation. Here's the situation. Here's the situation. Here's the situation. Here's the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation is the situation. the episode is the episode is th. th. th. th. th. th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. This is th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. It. It's. It's. It's. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. I. I. It's the th. I. I. It's, the th. I. I. I'm. It's. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the pilot episode had literally scores of Chinese. It did. Oh good. Here's the situation and this is good for anybody that hadn't watched hadn't listened to our earlier episodes and it does get briefly toucest on in this episode. Ben Cartwright has buried three wives and his sons were all...

Is it that suspicious? It certainly is. Yes it is. He didn't bury him the same night. I even more suspicious. I believe it was three nights in a row. So he impregnated him one at a time and then buried him one of the time. And then exhumed the babies? No, it was an impregnation of a woman and a burying of a woman and then an impregnation of a woman and a bearing of a woman and it's all okay. Okay. And all three died in childbirth. I think that may be what they say. Yeah. Why are you excited? Well, because it's true. It's from the Bible.

It's exciting. Well, that was, it was so wonderful when you are a woman and you, all you did was live for your family. That's the ultimate, Cyrus, is to have a baby and die. I thinn't that's that's that's that's that's that's the their their that's their thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. It's thus. It's, thus. It's, that's, thathea, thatheat's, thiioluu, thi. It's, thi, thi, th is is is th is th. that's thus, it's thus, it's thus. It's, it's, it's, th. It's, th. It's, it's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's from from from thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yep, I think that's a fun way to grow up too, just being told that. Your birth literally killed your mother. I'm sorry, I interrupted you. What? I interrupted you, that was rude.

Oh, you're talking about. So this story is he has had three men with different women. Yes, and it's fascinating because. He's from New Orleans. He's from heaven, let's be honest. He's a Creole. Yep, and then and then one of them is a giant and a monster. He's a hoss is a literal giant. Was Michael Landon in Highlander, is that where I know him from? No. You're thinking of Christopher Lambbear from. Okay, thank you. Michael Landon was in that little house on the prairie. Beautiful. And the Highway of Heaven, Highway of Heaven, which is a little better than Touchman Angel. Michael Landon had an all-consuming need for money. All right, uh... Wait, do you just like all shows with Angel in the title or like Evans?

Because how did you feel about the angel starring that Buffy guy or Dark Angel? No, not that. No, I just like it when people halfway through an episode become angels. Like when the kid they were, these family, they were gonna have a baby and then they found out their baby had Down syndrome in the tummy and then they were gonna get rid of the baby. And then they, wait hold on. And then they found out that they met somebody who was in the neighborhood who had Down Syndrome and they says, and he was such a nice guy and they saw, and the father said, you know, maybe we shouldn't get rid of our fetus because this guy is such a nice guy and he's having a good life and he has sound special syndrome. And then the guy goes, he goes, he becomes an angel. You can see this light come out behind his head.

And the Down syndrome guy is an angel. What are you describing? Are you doing another television podcast? Is this a television show that you're telling us about or a dream or what? It's an episode of Spanish. Oh, I see. All right. Okay, yeah.

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I'm just. H. Okay. Hey, my girl boss. You're, you're so, hashtag. What, what were you going to say? I just say you're really strong. You are a girl boss. She is real strong. She carried that box in here all by herself of those things that you brought. All right, as I was saying, there's not a one Chinese in this episode. And there's also no Native American savages. is is a Mexican and he's developed by the name of Jose and just as with the

Chinese and the savages, the Mexican reveres Ben Cartwright. He just looks to him like a god and Ben Cartwright has a wonderful way to talk to him and Jose says, Jose says, your fight is my fight, right? I mean that's a one, you couldn't ask for more loyalty. Yeah, yeah. From anybody. That's gonna be really, it's gonna be, be interesting for to be to be the the to be the to be interesting to be interesting to be interesting the to be interesting to be interesting for the the the the to be interesting the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.a.a.a. tie.a.a.e.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ease.ea.ea.ea.e. te. te. the. the. the. the., yeah. From anybody. That's going to be really, it's going to be interesting for you to talk about this and with today's, you know, with the sort of point of view of today's politics. What do you mean about that? Yeah, what? Oh, I guess, you know, obviously the way we view different people of different people, you know, today? Today?

I guess, yeah, it's interesting. I guess like the way you were like labeling people, and I don't want to tell you your business, but like the way you were like talking about people, I think it'll be interesting for you to see how like some of the attitudes on viewing people or labeling them via their ethnicity, Uh, no, I don't know what you're talking about. What I'm saying is Ben Cartwright has an incredible way with Chinese and Savages and Mexicans, all of them. He's just, they revere him. He knows how to speak to their language.

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business partner of her brother, who is also a gold miner, that's McCall. Oh, right. And they put together a party of people. They're going to do some hydraulic gold mining, which I guess, I don't know. She's beautiful. She's really, she's really cute. A sweet. You're not a problem with, that, that, that's okay. No, but I had a hard time understanding who was who.

Like, or I, thank you for that explanation, because I had a hard time getting how that group of people were connected. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, and then for some reason they're also traveling with a fellow by the name of Justin Flannery who is an entomologist and something else. What did he say? Oh, was the botanist? A botanist and an entomologist. Maybe he's undercover. Well, if he is, he wasn't successful. Because he's traveling with them and I can't even imagine how that guy survived in the old ways as long as he did.

Sniveling nerd. Yeah. Yeah, classical university. And was he the one helping the young lady who was ill? No, I don't believe he was. He's too interested in the life of the bugs and plants. Yeah. To do anything like that. This episode also has a wonderful bad guy and the person of a fellow by the name of Krug, every time McCall is alone, and McCall's not a great fellow either. But Krug will side on up to him and propose, he the the the the the the the their, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's th, he's th is th is thus, he's thus, he's thus, he's thus, he's thi, he's thi, he's thi, he's is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thus, is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is not is not is not is not is not is not is not is not is not is not is not th, he is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th. He is not thi, he is not thi, thi, is not thin, is not thin, thin, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to him and propose an evil idea as he does here. In his first scene, he says Krooog should get rid of the girl and her brother, right?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, and that's when the Kartrites show up. Now, the Kartrits don't like McCall because McCall is stolen some of their cattle in the past. He butchard him. He but but he butchered him. He but he butchered him. He butchered him. He butchered him. He butchered him. He's is. He's buchered him. He's is. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the the the the the putchered him. He's should should should should should should. He's. He's should. He's should should should should should should the pund. He's. He. He. He's should should. He. He. He. He's should should should should. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's should should should should should should. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He's th. He's the the the. He's the the the the theuu. He's got. He's got. He's should should should should. He's s. He's s. He's out there on the Ponderosa known for being rich with silver and gold or or that's why that's why they're there right? Lord willing we'll never find out, Mom. Because it's also a steak house. Oh yeah?

There is a Ponderosa. I think if we refer to the word of Bonanza, we got a hold on a potful of gold, bonanza that tells us that this is a gold rich environment. Yeah, I mean, it's supposedly yes. All of the manza. We think there's gold under the ground at the Ponderosa, but they don't want to do any mining of it. It's for cattle grazing. And hydraulic mining is particularly destructive.

It's just flood the land. You may not know this or not, but are they just, they're just walking, they're just walking through nature looking for gold and silver. Well, this party, this party you're talking about? I guess the cart rights. No, for heaven's sake. The cart rights, they live there. They live on the pot of the roadside. I miss that. Because I felt like they were traveling together somewhere? Well their land is so big that they basically got to travel to go anywhere on their land. So they're just constantly doing neighborhood watch on their own property? If you want to belittle it. Okay, that's what I got. Because people are cutting through their property to go mine gold in various places. You never cut through the cart rights. Don't cut through the cart rights. Don't cut th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thr- thr- thro throom. thr- their thro- their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right. their th right. to to to to to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. to to their their their right right right Got it. Uh, the woman was so pretty. Absolutely. She wears a corset and I wear spanks. It's the same thing where it's like you can try to control your body.

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like big old donk gets the beautiful stunning girl which I can't tell what do you guys think that's problematic or do you think it's just like Haas wins her over because he's so great? I think it's beautiful. I think it's essentially the same as King Kong. You know, that girl fell for that gigantic ape. And if it can happen with that ape, it can happen for anybody. That's the message of King Kong. Beauty and the Beast. Yeah. Yeah.

The CBS show. Oh, the CBS. Yes. You've got to stay pretty. Keep your temple beautiful. Keep your temple beautiful. Maybe a hideous monster will fall for you. Now also early in this episode, Ryan, we're ready to show a clip. This is a wonderful example. There's so much punching and brawling in this episode. Is this the, no, that's not the one I have mine. I had the other one of mine. Well, yeah, that's it.that's it. And this to me is a perfect reaction to somebody hauling off and punching you if you can do. This guy is basically

saying this is Krug, Sain and McCall, I can't tell who's in charge anymore. All right, roll it. A few years ago, when I first knew you, there was no doubt about it. I took my orders from you. Sure. You still do. Oh, sure. Maybe when you two get married, you can use your wife's money to keep me on the payroll. No. That's more like it. You just say the word, boss. You just remember that. I'm boss.

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Yeah, like you know somebody things you have the butt and it tingles. Yeah, you think oh They want it again, but you don't ask that because it's your mom spanking you. Right, you fall on your bottom heart so you cough and you're like, oh, that felt kind of weird. Oh, I'm glad you said that because I was like, oh, they're not going to go for that. But yeah, I, I, I felt some, you know. You think these two characters, there's some gayness between them. There's some the the the th th th th is some their their's some th is some energy's some energy's some energy's some energy's some energy's some energy's some energy's some energy's their's some their's their's their's their's their's their th. There's th. There's th. There's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thea. Oh, oh, oh, thea. Oh, some energy there. He liked the slap. He smiled after the slap. And we're all sinners. Yeah. We're all sinners. It's not, it's just that they didn't act on it, but it was a lot of, it's okay to have those feelings. Well I just want to say.

Well I just want to say. Do you have any feelings like you ever, like, because this is a safe space? Do you ever have? A lot of times. A lot of times when I wrap up against something in just the right way and I don't mean it, but then it's like I go by the couch again later in the day and I think, ooh. But I try to, then I start noticing, hey, you've been back by the couch a couple of times. Leave it alone. You know, I kind of know what you're talking about. I got a scuffing my saddle. Sometimes it feels good on my naughty.

That's probably a good time to take a break. No, did you want to say one thing. I want to go to break with people listening to this commercial thinking about him and it is naughty and her by the couch. I can't stop that, but I will tell you about some queer art after the break. Queer art? Well, that's the opposite of a teaser. But I did, I just wanted to say real quick, it's fine with me if you say those two bad guys were gay. But if you suggest for one moment to little Joe or Adam or hars of, thus, tham, tham, tham, tham, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, they, thus, they, they, the they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they. they, they, they, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, the, theeeat, theeat, theeeeat, theeee.e. thee. theeeeeeeeat, theeeeeeee and they're Cartwright, are now 100% heterosexual, we're going to have problems.

All right. Well, you could, there's a potential there for them to be gay and incestuous. Good heavens, good heavens. As you said that, you are gracing my neck. Like, as you said that, you are grazing my neck. All right, folks. You will be right back with more bananas for Bonanza! Whipch! Academy Award winner, Helly Berry. One touch without a robot is all in text. Say it. Never let go.

We're the world now. Never let go. Never let go. In theater September 20th. bananas for bananas or I'm going to just try to chug right through this and hopefully avoid any talk of gay art. All right. Oh shoot. Yeah. I want to hear about it. Well we can maybe we wouldn't hear about it later. It might help because you know it'll help you dispel. You know you'll have more hate for something if you don't like it. But I do have to share with you guys there's a great artist from the early 50s 40s. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well. Well maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe. Well, maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well. th. Well. Well. Well. Well. th. th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. th. th. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, maybe, their, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, was George Quaintens. I'm sorry they're what there wasn't gay then. Yeah I don't believe they had it. I mean if you study you know ancient Greek you know hot pass. Well go ahead what were you going to say? You make disagree but you do you say I would suggest if you want to get mad

check out the art of George Quaintence he was this um queer artist who like when when queer erotic images were actually like illegal. Oh, yeah. So what they had to do is like disguise them as like erotic or athletic art depictions. So they're like a very interesting like like they'll have cowboys and men in locker rooms like being athletic with just little gay hints dropped into the art. It's interesting. And I think you really make it match. Because that name doesn't sound familiar, I think I might have... Like they're wearing pattern socks.

Plooh, pff. Pff. I might have some cowboy paintings by this photo of the counter. I'm like... I'm like, they're like... Yeah, I just have like, like there's like a slice of cake on the counter and you're like, why's that gay? Well it's 7 a.m. I come again? P. Everyone knows cake in the morning is gay but that's neither here nor there. Okay. That sounds right to me. I've never heard it before but it sounds right.

A lot of animals are gay and asexual and trans but we can't and they didn't tell us the scientists didn't and scientists and the scientists and scientists scientists scientists scientists scientists and the scientists scientists scientists scientists the scientists scientists they didn't the scientists they didn't they didn't the scientists didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't the scientists didn't they didn't the scientists didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't they didn't the scientists. they didn't they didn't they they the scientists didn't tell us because they didn't think we could handle it and we can't. All animals are sinners. Well again, yes, that's going to come up later in the episode. All right, let me just tell you, Krug comes up with a plan to murder the nerd and pen it on the cart rights. And the purpose for this plan is to get people all mad at the cart rights so that their land will end up in the hands of these prospectors. And so, and also the nerd's mule is named Christian.

Isn't that interesting? And it's very prominent. All of a sudden, out of the nerd grabs hold of his mule and he goes, come on Christian, and he's right on camera, I don't know, very prominent. I'd was the the nerd the nerd was the nerd was the nerd was the nerd. the nerd. the nerd. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. And, to. And, to. And, to......................................................................................................................................................... I didn't even clock that. Well, probably store behind that. Was, I bet, was there some sort of, are there ties to him being like a wandering through the... To who, the nerd? Yeah. He ain't wandering anywhere anymore, my friend, because in the very next scene, oh.

He comes up to the cartwright's house to talk about what I don't know, and he gets to to to to to to to to to to to the the the tho, thin, thin, thin, the middle of a sentence and it's one of those sentences you can tell the writer of the episode did not know how that sentence was gonna hit. Because he knew it didn't matter. Like a set up to a joke that has no punch. That's right. We are never gonna hear. It's also. It's also. It also was ominous in that it was so optimistic. their sense. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the's the nerd. Oh, come on over here fella. Hey guys, I was just wondering Pow straight through the heart he got killed and I feel like everyone dies in very much the same way in this series They really just sneak they really they just snake back and fall to the ground. It's belletic in a way. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, that's how they're tell thoub. That's how they're theyre. It's thou. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. the. the. the. th., and then at the back of the encampment, the cartwrights show up and they're mad that the nerd has been gunned down and they know what's going on here and so there's a big confrontation and it is decided that this encampment is going to move out and to make sure that they go, Hauss is going to go with him because he's a giant and he can handle them all by himself, and he can protect him all by himself too. And this is when we really, really start to say that spark of love between Emily and Hauss.

Can you explain that to me again? So he goes with the people that he doesn't like. He goes with the people that he doesn't like to. Well, he's been told by his family members to guide them off talked about it. Yes. We talked about it you're going. But Haas is so simple-minded and pure, so stupid, that in his mind he's going to protect them. He doesn't see himself as the enforcer of them leaving the land. He has it he has it in his mind I'm going to protect and in particular the lady. What happens to the mural? To Christian the mule? Yeah. It is never explained.

No, it's not. Nope. Yes, that is, that's when you gotta have faith. Yep, that's right. Now, we're getting ready to show the second clip. I only show here. Because now, as they're making their journey, Hauss is still with them. It's nightfall, and it can be very, very difficult in a television show to subtly depict which character is bad and which character is good. Sometimes it must be done artfully, it must be done

with a painterly touch. And so here we'll see at the end of the scene if you can guess which of these characters is good and which one is bad? Go ahead to show it. Aren't you forgetting why we're forgetting why we we we we were the why we were thiiiiiiii why we're the th. their th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. th. th. thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. to to to to to to to te. It's is toe. It's is toee. It's toe. It's toe. It's toe. It's toe. It's toe. It's te. It's te we're making this trip? Didn't we agree on it? We both knew Emily had to get to a drier climate. Are you forgetting or other things more important? Can't you control that miserable coffin? These fur branches will make a good bed for you, ma'am. Just put them in the ground with the needle land up. You'll sleep a lot better. The smell of that fur will be good for that cough too.

Oh, night. Now, okay, let's go around and see if you've got any guesses between McCall and which one's good and which one's bad because they played it very subtly. McCall, he acted like a, you know, someone who's really been in a marriage a long time. He's had it with her. Well, he loves her and that's why he's not going to give her any sugar. He says, you know, we don't know her that well. We don't know if she's always coughing and always all tubercular and I always like,

oh I'm about to die right now. You know, you just don't know her very well. And so we're all seeing this, he's been in Tarana. See, so he might be the good guy. Okay, they played it real subtle. Any other guesses? Well, I'm gonna take cues from your artist, friend, and look for the hidden pictures. I hear bad music when the th the th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm about tho I'm about tho, I'm about tho, I'm about tho, I'm about tho, I'm about thi thi. I'm about tho, I'm about about about about about the tho, I'm about thi, I'm about thi, I'm about thi, I'm about thi, I'm about thi, I'm about th. I'm about th. I'm about th. I'm about th. I'm about th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm about th. I'm about th. I'm about th. I'm about thi. I'm about thi. I'm about thi. I'm about thi. I'm about thi. I'm about thi. I'm about thi. I'm about thioliolough. I'm about thiolough. I'm about thiolough. I'm about thi. I'm about thi. I'm going to take cues from your artist friend and look for the hidden pictures. I hear bad music when McCall speaks. Oh, yes, and I see that Haas is wearing one of them things

you hold when you play air hockey on his head. It looked like one of those. Oh, that's his hat. Oh, he's got his hat on his head. Yeah, what's the name of that device? That's a good. Yeah, what's the name of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.. the the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. th. th. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. ththe air hockey. You hold when you play air hockey? It's like a bumper bumper, bumper, humber, hand bumper. The big nipple. So there's nothing bad about air hockey. No, I think the bigger problem I had in the scene was him telling her to sleep on a bunch of branches. I know it's supposed to be sweet but I can't help but think there's bugs in them thar branches Oh, well, he can't avoid the bugs, but he did say put the pine needle side up That seems uncomfortable, but that charm can be devious The other guy didn't have any charm and he just sass straight back at her and that's what you want to Spauce is someone who's won't take any of your shit. Well, it's inconclusive. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's wo. that's woom. that's woomc, that's woom-uiting. that's woing. that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their their their they. they. thi. that's that's the. thean. that's that's tipeanneneneneigh. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's of your shit. Well, it's inconclusive in this room, but I know the answer. What is it? What is that?

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Then they just, you can, like I had a bucket of carrots, and I gave a chunk of carrot to his horse and he looked at me and he looked at me and then he ate the carrot but then he ate my hand or tried to chop it. That's what you were, there was a, you were on the local news recently because you were trying to baptize animals at the zoo. Oh is that you? You had gone to the zoo to baptize animals to be baptized. Oh, is that right? She stood too close to to to to to to to to the the to the the to the the the to the the the the the the the the toe the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the car. the the the ca. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He was. He was. He was. He was. He ate te. He ate tape. He ate. He ate tape. He ate. He ate. He, because they tore off a volunteer's hand. Is that right? She stood too close to the cage and they tore off her hand. And she was so nice.

That's just revenge for the monkeys paw, you know, people carrying monkeys paws around all the time. They won't be a human's hand. Good point. I wasn't going to to tell you to to to to to to to the to the birthday to to their to to their toldldldlde their to to theirthis, but I tried for your birthday to get a hunting trip to that given preserve, but they didn't return my call. Are you allowed back at the given? Oh, yes. They are, I, they said anytime I wanted to come back as long as I kept a certain distance.

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kind of stands up for herself? And then the guy she's about to get raped and that is when Hauss breaks out of his restraints like an ape. He's like an ape going wild. Right, right. He cannot be, it's one of those things where like the ropes was enough to keep him tied up all day until a woman was in distress. Yeah, just like any noble beast he can break out of it. It's like the Amazing Hulk. Yeah that's donkey the the the the the the the the the th in in in in in the the the the th thinininininininininininininin is the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th thoes thi thi the thia. the thea. Hea. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thinin thin thin thin the the the the the the thea. He's thea. He's thea. He's like. He's like. He's like thea. He's like thea. He's like the amazing Hulk. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Like a Donkey Kong in the in front of bananas. Oh bananas. Yeah. Yeah. Got to. I can go for a banana right now. As long as it's it's got to be taken out of the trash from your pops-up on it. Yeah. It's got to literally come out of the trash can. Yeah. Yeah. to the to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. th. the the th. the the the th. th. the the th. th. the th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th.'re gnawing through what looks to be like the greenest banana I've ever seen? You're breaking. That's a garden hose friend. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Okay. My life is a nice. I just chew on it to keep active. So Haas picks up Emily and they run off and as they're going somebody says let's see how far he gets with a sick girl on his hands.

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husband he was just my boyfriend. That was a Greek yeah oh yeah he was so funny he said baby if I'll if I know he would be say he said you know if I'll never hit you. Ha ha ha ha that's what he said so funny. No my great fellow there was a girl you know it should have to say that. You know it's that's you know it's to say that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's he he he he the the the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he. he he he he he he he he he the the together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. he he he he together. he he he he that, your husband? Oh, the Greek fellow. No, my great boyfriend. No, she has to say that. No, but I, that's why I thought it was so funny. Yeah, yes, I don't know if that's funny. Was that a first date thing? He said, I'll never hit you.

Yeah, he said, he said, anyways, now we get to blah blah blah blah blah. I'm trying to get to the- I agree, the romance is what this episode's about. It is really what it's about. This is the first love story I've ever cared about in television or movies. They, what does it say? McCall, oh, he gets a bunch of random minors all upset over the murdering of the nerds. And they they they they they they they they they they are they are they are they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. they're that. that. th. th. th. th. th. that. th. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that that that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to today to try. that that that that that that that the nerd and they're going to, they're going to attack the cart

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He wants to take her to Horseshoe Canyon. That's a damn fine name for a canyon. And you can go in one end and out the other, basically. This is an around about. Probably. Yeah. Okay. Now, while these two areing about the canyon and she's standing behind him and you're thinking is she gonna just put him out of his

misery? Right. But then he hears noises and he goes and he sees the minors and he says there's at least 12 of them and then he sees his family they're walking into an ambush and and he's and he decides he decides he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th he th th th th th th th he th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. he their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. theeeean. their their their. their. their. their. their. ta. their. their. their. their. their their their their then he sees his family they're walking into an ambush and and he's and he decides he's gonna do something about it and I believe this is we're gonna watch this here this our last one of our clips here this this scene I believe you watch this I think this is where they got the idea for those John Wick movies this this is hoss rampaging monster go Rampaging Monster! Go! We've got guns, there's a most 12 them. Want to tip off all man, cop rightness boys? But he's fat!

It's all muscle, especially this time. It's all muscle, had plenty of time to shoot him. Yeah, they sure did. He takes a long way down that hill. Smell that. I don't. Pulls a man off his horse, slams him to the ground. Oh, bango.

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Yeah, Folly had fun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So that was Hoss going wild and hulking out and turning into the monster that he is and he lays waist to a bunch of those men. And it's then a beautiful woman watching him and it's so pretty. Oh yes she was watching the whole time. She's very ill. They never say what she's dying of tuberculosis or some shit? Do they say? Do they? I don't do the coughing. Yeah, she's coughing. the the throwning. I's c the to c. I's c. I's c. I's c. I's. I's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I's. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the beautiful. the beautiful. the beautiful. the beautiful. the beautiful. the beautiful. the beautiful. the the the the the the the the the the the the the beautiful. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the beautiful. the beautiful. to draw her climbs. Feels like the riders didn't want to do the work. No. Well, there's a moment, she's coughing into a hanky and then she pulls it away and you get the feeling there must be blood in that hanky.

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Many more opportunities in the long distance past. All right, so anyways, they bring her back, she sees a doctor. Doctor comes out and what does he say? Well, here's the thing, we get the feeling, or we understand, that she's only got four months to live. But Haas doesn't know that. No, he's dumb. He's simple, he's cow simple.

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tongue and make me stop smiling. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did your dad play the knife. Oh no. And you can't scream. Look at this. Oh my God. Oh my God. I need not notice that. Well, speaking of new concepts, there's sort of a concept going around in the zeitgeist

that basically says that some of the old troops of masculinity that are basically preventing men from living emotionally healthy lives because they're always trying to be a certain specific kind of man. You're damn right. Are you from the future? I, yeah, I think so. Based on everything I've heard you guys say, yes.

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Yeah, let's try it. Dalton, I really like your show. So what are you, what are you excited about Dalton? And then I just quietly listen over here, like a soft sweater. Yeah. You know, I do want to say really quickly, but I'm starting to feel a little sad that we've only got 427 episodes left. I'm feeling the end. Okay, yeah, we've only got 427 episodes left. I'm feeling the end. Okay, yeah, we've been doing this for the contractually agreed upon amount of time. I'd be interesting to see because this whole series goes the course, it goes into the 70s, right? 1973. I'm not super familiar with the show, it's like interesting to see how the show changes

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At Bonanas Pod. And you can go there and what one thing you can do there is you can ask us questions, because we're going to do bonus episodes, aren't we? We sure so are. We're going to do bonus episodes where we take questions for people and we just answer questions for however damn long we feel like. And those are going to have merch? Because I could provide, because I could provide merch if you need it. That's a beautiful idea.

We should have, we should be selling your items. You should duplicate these items. I would buy these. Oh, there are so many better ones, quotes the stuff from about not touching touching touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch to Oh ha ha ha! Well, that sounds like good advice. Don't touch your daughter's feet. Could you do me up a little cross stitch on a bull scrote? Oh, I would love to. I'm not a crafter myself, I just get everything from China! Where people are suffering and the ecosystem is being polluted by shoe inserts. Yeah, so the prices are good.

Well, anything else, any other business? Mano, you got anything you want to promote? Oh, you know, follow me online. How do we do it? I'm at, my name, at Monogapian. And I listen to my podcast I have a drag podcast What's that? It's about gender expression that kind of drag where then we cut we talk about RuPaul's drag race. This is wild yeah. Gender expression? I could be a drag king I would wear a moose

mustache. Oh that's great. I could be a drag king I would wear a moose mustacheteckeys. Oh, a little moose mustache. Oh, that's Greek. And I do a singing. And I do a singing song. I would love to see you as a little. Yes, there is such a thing as a drag king. Yes, there is such a thing as a drag king. And you're basically going to do like one of those Greek guys with thefusunellas. Yeah those those those the Greek g th the Greek g th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'll. I'. I'. I' their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. And. And. And. I. And. And. And. I'm. And, the. I'm the. It. It. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'm. I'm. I'd. I'd. I would love that. Okay, I'll do it. You know a lot of interesting, new and interesting things. Newfangled things. I hope I never learn them. Yeah, thank you

for having me on Bonanza. That's a nice reminder of a time where I would certainly be dead instantly. Well, most people would. You'd all go down like that nerd. You'd all go down like that nerd. to get shot from being too skinny. You guys. to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. than. than. than. than. than. than. than. than. than. than. tho, for being here on our very first and third episode of 431 episodes. And that is a wonderful exciting. Mutt Taylor, you got anything you want to promote? You can check out the Journeyman's Hit Firebrand Country Western album at, I don't know, go Superego. to their go, to the to. And also visit one of my chain of Hosbyst brothels recently opened up. It's going to say church's chicken outside but that's just a front. Go to the back. Ask to you, get the code for the restroom and then go in there and wait about 20 minutes and you don't leave someone will come in and get you from a little secret door. Thank you. Okay, sounds like a plan.

Amy Sleverson, well you promoted your business already, but anything else you want to tell us where we can't to to to time at my home and I just spend time with my, I have a fat chihuahua and my husband and we just watch family television that we have that we have a television that just all that doesn't have you know swear words and stuff and stuff, just seems that's good. Bill Cosby's. Oh dear. Well, folks, what else? That's about it. Now, tune in next time.

We'll be talking about episode. We'll be talking about episode 1, the te. that's all we've got to do them, we're going to talk about it. And then we'll check out our bonus episodes. And that's about it, right? That's all we got to do. Business done. Business done. So long, folks.

Sign off. Bananas for Bonanzas brought to you by Andy Daly, with Maria Bamford and Matt Gorley, theme song by Matt Gorley, with the Journeyman, which in this case are Mark McCondrill, Daniel Mutchikoff, and Wade Ryan. Special thanks to Our Gang on the Ground, Josh Richmond and Shannon Locke. Bananas for Bananza is produced by Ryan Connor and Chris Beck. We'll see you next time. You're a big toy, hero.