Boonta Vista - EPISODE 318: The Hyundai i30 Giraffe Killer

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An avoidable giraffe mishap, a swift act of pickleball revenge, paranoia grips Armthorpe, an absent-minded gun-mailing, and the RIPing Report. *** The handbrake episode is Episode 213: Dad Like A Hole, and the pickleball one is the bonus episode 'Allen or Whitley'. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Okay, hello, and welcome wish I could freeze my mouth. This is a fucking mouth-freezer and you can start with it if you are. Okay. Hello, and welcome to Bundavista, episode 318. This is a show where we dive into some of the weirdest news of the week that you haven't heard. First, we need to get through a bizarre and often adversarial introduction scenario, foisted by one of the hosts upon the others. It bears saying this for new listeners sometimes. I'm Theo and allow me to lead you by the hand through a house of pure sensation. Within

this place you will find pleasure and pain if you seek it. Everything here is brass and velvet, polished and sharp, tasteful and exuberant. The rooms are all openings and desire trails, omnilimal, rounding and thrusting your mind's eye from function to form. Likewise, the carpet and stuccoed walls play tricks with the sound, dulling it and exciting it, so that yelps and moans are hammered into the spaces like a dull ache. Even so, if you stop, you can make out the sounds of soft jazz. Filling every sanguine space are robed and masked figures, dressed in silk and fur

and mother and pearl, intermeshed like chain mail, or snake skin, or emperor's robes. It barely needs saying that people are going out at hammer and tongs. It is basically Dong and Muff City here. Follow me further, threw a room away from the rest, where the clamor and sweat can rest for a moment. The linoleum tiles here, an almost perverse nod towards practicality, quite alien to this house. Upon them, trestle tables aligned with Bain-Mauris, holding muffins, chowmain and wet eggs. This is where you'll find me,

loading my plate with a connoisseur's eye. Here, I will not be rushed. Arriving at the buffet and lying behind me, looking for an IBS friendly option, it's Lucy. Hi there, I'm Theo. Did you find what you're after here? Um, look, I didn't because nothing is IBS friendly. Yeah.

For all of this is going to make me go to the toilet. The bacon is dairy free, I think. And we're here at a buffet where there's also like everyone's going hammer and tongue on each other's dongs and the other thing. Well this is the buffet is not the point. This is just a practicality. Because we need to eat. Yeah, when you're taking a little break from the orgy. Who could say why people might find this alienating as a means of this beginning a podcast? Have you been to the toilet yet? No.

Did you notice, oh, then you wouldn't have noticed that the toilet floors were all a bit wet? Oh, they weat. Yeah, that was me. Sorry, that came off a bit weird. I'm a trouble with strangers. I'm just like a toilet technician. It's self-taught, I mean, it's sort of my hobby. I'm not licensed as a plumber or anything, but don't get me started on that.

I noticed that the flushes here were a bit weak, and I actually have a bunch of pumps in my car that I keep for opportunities, just like this, so I grabbed them, I ran a bunch of cables have the dudes fucking up top and I basically like turbo flushed the charges. Might have gone a bit far, so when you do get up there, you come back, you find me and I'll still be here and you tell me what you think. Yeah, when you're a guy that knows a bit about toilets, it's actually hard to turn the brain

off, even when you want to, like take movies for example, they get toilets wrong all the time. Like, you know, in Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis' character only finds out that John Travolta's character is in the same house because the toaster is on. Well that toilet is actually a large bore cola model and it is loud. It's like beats by drey of toilets and the low end is insane. Like even one little toot or squeak on that bad boy. You'd hear it standing on the street. No way would Bruce Willis' character not know he was in there. Contrast this to, you know the scene in the master,

where Wakween Phoenix is in jail and Philip is so upset that it goes ape shit and he ends up smashing the toilet. Well, that was actually a reproduction jail cell, right down to the porcelain. Woking, Phoenix actually broke it by accident. What a result, though, to get that on film. It shatters just like the real thing in a period accurate way. And it's just like it's one of those things that you could count on the movie. th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the, the, the po. And, the po. And, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, the, the, the, tho, tho. And, thoan, thooan, thoan, thoan, thooooan, the. And, thoooooo. And, th know, did you like the master? I haven't seen it. Okay, I'm not like weird about this stuff or anything. Like I'm not anal about it. No, it's how normal about it. Pun, not intended, but not avoided.

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Yeah, interesting. And also, it seems like this might be the character game, but it seems like a recurring theme throughout this podcast that you just, you love two things. Paul Thomas Anderson and Thomas Pinchin. Wouldn't it be crazy if thing of all time. Yeah. Sometimes I just go and revisit the clip of, what's the guy that's built like a brick? Like specifically shaped like a brick, the cop from the movie. Josh Brolin?

Josh Brolin. Thank you. Where he's eating the frozen banana in the car. Oh my god. It's all like, he banana in the car. Oh my god, it's wonderful. What a wonderful movie. God, it's good. And it's all, like, he's not even in focus, but you could tell he's, he's tongue in the tip of that thing. He's having the time of his life. A little smile on his mouth.

And then a little gag. watch it for the first time on a plane on like the fucking like 13-inch screen. That's horrible. Have you got any more written material from that intro that you need to... 1112 on the 12 minutes? Yeah well well we... Yeah the clock's been running for a little longer than... Well you know when you've got such a good concept the kind of the words just flow. Sometimes a full sixth of an episode of a podcast should be the introduction. Yeah, we're budging up towards a quarter, yeah. That's warming you up. You know, you can't just dive straight in. You need a little... We have to be in the space to create.

Yes. We're like your hype men for the podcast that we also do and perform. That's correct. Yeah. Yes. Get ready for Buntavista. You know it's going to be crazy. Hey, there are lots of places in the world that crazy things happen, and we like to visit them sometimes. One of those crazy places is the zoo. It's time for Zoo Watch. Z-W-O-Z-W-O-W-W-W-W-W-WO Watch Z-WO Watch Z-WO-ZWO Watch

Never go! Z-W-W-Watch! Z-WO-W-W-W-W-W-C-W-W-C-W-W-CW-T-WO! Z-WO--D-W-D-WO-D-WO-D-WO-Double, Z-WL-O-ZWO-W-ZWO-WATCH Almost impossible to imagine that that was made by a 40-year-old white man. This comes to us from WFAAA in Dallas Fort Worth. WFO? What?

Fah? Remember that tweet? What? Fur? Fuh? Remember that tweet? Uh, oh, I do, yeah. The, is that the man puts his booty up in the air while he's eating the pussy, you know, I'm gonna dick your shit? What? What? Fah?

It says, fur? It's not, I don't remember. And if you didn't understand not, I don't remember. And if you didn't understand anything, I don't, I didn't. I'm glad I did it, that felt good. Let it wash over you, like waves, washing over a rocky shore. I'm not going to read the headline to you on this one, because I just, I don't, I want you to arrive at it with the same level of surprise surprise and wonderment I did. rim wildlife center in Glen Rose offers guests the chance to drive their cars through its 1800 a wildlife conservation facility and see exotic animals up and close and

in person all in an effort to in the organization's own words, quote, inspire positive change in the way people think, feel and act with nature. Yeah. That sounds very nice. It is nice. And I feel at home in my schoda. Oh my God, imagine. You're in your schoader, you're driving around? You're looking at all sorts of exotic animals from the comfort of your own schoda?

It's basically the dream. Or one of the dreams. Along a two-lane paved road that the property, guests can't the the the the their. guess can observe species ranging from cheetahs and emus to bongoes and rhinos, all up close and personal. I need to ask what a bongo is. What's a bongo? We've done this before, but... Bongo animal.

Oh, it's a type of antelope. Oh, yes. Okay. Trigolafus, Euraseras, if that helps anyone. I don't know things by their common names. That's I find it gosh. I mean you don't have to remember if you're using the Latin you can kind of you can figure it out. You can get to it by first principles. Yeah, you can be like, oh this is Eucharitis Dr. Huus. That's very helpful. Thank you.

It was named by a huge nerd. Yeah. Oh a loser named this. They could even feed the wildlife by tossing food pellets, which are provided free of charge by park staff alongside their cars for the animals to eat. That is true of any animal that you can drive near with your car, by the way. Yes, you can drive by toss out food pellets, pellets if you want to. You can do it to people. You can do it You're good. Groups of people sitting in a park. I would love it if someone threw a wrapped McDoubill to me. Oh my god, imagine just like, armfuls of McDoubels. You're standing in a tray of a yut, you're blasting.

Yes, absolutely. And you're going, they're free McDoubels, and you're just throwing them. And people at New Farm Park, you don't do it a little rewrote. You're blissful. I'm just doing my random acts of kindness today. I'm paying it forward. I'm paying it forward. I'm paying it forward. don't want to spin it. I feel like that encourages the rapidly come off. Only the giraffes on property are allowed to be fed by hand, the center's website explicitly states. Yeah, that's one of those rules that they kind of put in there as a joke because how are you going to reach? Yeah. How are you going to reach? What a wonderful question.

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We've got like open range zoos, but like they take in their little safari car. You can't just drive your own car in, right? I feel like like like like like like like th th to drive through a component? I've never been out there. I don't know. Turns out though, there's some danger in hand-feeding the giraffes as well. Shortly after noon on Thursday, Granbury resident Carrie Hill was visiting fossil rim with her 18-year-old son, her 15-year-old son and her one-year-old granddaughter, when a giraffe stopped by her car for a quick hello. Now, this sounds wiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuiuiui-aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-year-old granddaughter when a giraffe stopped by her car for a quick hello. Now this sounds whimsical. Yeah. How delightful! We were stumped at the giraffe area when a giraffe came and stuck his head in the sunroof, Hill told to WFA. All was great until he lost his balance and fell onto my windshield. Oh my god. Oh no! At that point Hill said, the previously charming situation

quickly became a scary one. No shit, you've got a giraffe with his head stuck in your car. Previously charming. A situation, once charming. Quote, the windshield started caving in while he was flailing, trying to get his footing back Hill said. Imagine if he came up still wearing the car on his head like a little hat. You're driving one of those little two-seater smart cars for real estate hedges to pick you clean up? Quote, we were covered in glass and I thought it was about to turn very bad. But then the giraffe regained his footing and took off. As the giraffe took off, so did Hill and her car. We pulled off and I made sure the kids got all the glass off them and put everyone in the backseat,

while I called the park's emergency hotline to escort us out of there, she said. My car had to be towed and I had to file an was covered by her insurance? Oh, that's just so much fun. Hey, um, so... You're not going to believe this. Please believe this. In a statement provided to WFA on Friday, a fossil rim spokesperson called the situation, quote, unfortunate. It's probably not, yeah, I don't know if that covers it. I can't get over the

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I don't think there is. The spokesperson also noted that they had never personally witnessed an issue like this with the facility's giraffe in the 11 years they've worked there. So what were you doing wrong, lady? Hmm? I don't think the giraffe really did anything wrong. No, I think it slipped. He slipped. Also, I don't know why you get the sunroof open.

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What was most important, the spokesperson spokesperson said was that both Hill's family and the giraffe left the incident okay. For her part, Hill is a little concerned that she didn't quite get her money's worth for the trip. Quote, I spent $89 on admission, and we didn't even get a quarter of the way through the facility, Hill said. That's your fault. You could have.

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to tell you lady, yeah that's right. What price tag can you put on that? Yeah, a lot of people would pay thousands of dollars for exactly that experience. And you got it for $90 and a new windshield. Yeah, well if her insurance covered it, she didn't say. In the meantime, she's waiting to see how her car insurance company replies to the report she's filed on the incident. They're 100% not giving you any money. They just replied versus, no it didn't. It's good. She said the park told her they are not responsible for the incident due to a statement

customer signed before entering the facility that reads, Fossil Rim Wildlife Center assumes no liability for damages to vehicles, people or property as a result of any interactions to the animals and facilities. No liability for damages to people. That's pretty rough. There is absolutely no way that could. I just feel like if like a rhino hit your car the the the the the the the the th th th th th th people, that's pretty rough. There is absolutely no way that could. I'm not a lawyer. I just feel like if like a rhino hit your car so hard it killed one of the occupants,

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I'm itching for another edition of the segment where we do a round up of tragic freak deaths that have occurred in the last week. Here we go. A 68 year old woman in Olds Canada died in the parking lot of a no frills supermarket after she was run over by her own car. Yeah, you want to be on the inside. You gotta be on the inside of that car. Her own car, like was somebody driving it? No, nobody else was driving it. Oh and by the way, if you're from the like American continent over there, put your fucking hand break on.

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No, no, you'll lose. You will lose. We've hashed out our logic and facts-based arguments in a podcast episode and you have no right of reply. A 76-year-old man in South Carolina died while mowing the lawn with a tractor when the tractor hit an embankment, ejecting him from the tractor. The tractor continued towards him and he became trapped between the Ford 1620 tractor and the bushhog mowing attachment. Oh my God! That's basically a worst case scenario for... That's the final destination. So he had what happened to that lady but a million times worse. Yeah, and he was inside it.

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the push I. Couldn't find any. I just found... It's fine. The tone of this episode's been great so far. Yeah, don't even worry about it. There's another place where we check out things that are dramatic and it's in the very shop-worn segment, Pickleball Drama Watch.

It's time for Pickleball Drama Watch. This is where we talk about drama that's been happening in the pickleball world. We covered Pickleball in an earlier episode. This is from the South Gibson Star Times in Indiana. Criminal Mischief Pickleball Court to be investigated. And Pickleball is. Pickleball is. It's fucking everybody's bloody talking about Pickleball these days.

We were really ahead of the curve on Pickleball I was, there's a lot of different things we're just like, but kind of like, Give me a quick run down. Sensei as for culture. We're sort of like, we're reading the tea leaves. Osamandius looking at all of the television sets at the same time and getting the general vibe. Yeah. I read literally out what's happening on. Pickleball, I'm like, I'm like Ozymandias if he had a chest infection and he was sort of just like dragging himself from bed to podcast, pausing in between to yell at his children.

Yeah. That's so Ozimanius. That's so Ozimandius. It's giving Ozymandias. A report of criminal mischief, among other potential charges, have Fort Branch town officials looking for answers. Local resident and Pickleball player, Scott, oh sorry, should I explain what Pickleball is? Yeah, just give me a quick one. Pickleball is tennis for seniors, except lots of people play it. So it's like, it's basically tennis played on like a half court. And like there's a few different rules and I think the rackets may be different as well.

But it's meant to be way easier on people who have maybe like joint problems or aren't quite as fit to be able to run. Yeah. So apparently it's very popular. That's what I've heard. One of the guys I do, just started started to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to the to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to to to to to to play. to play. their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t be able to run. Yeah, so apparently it's very popular. That's what I've heard. One of the guys on Iair dude just started playing pickleball as well, which is absolutely crazy to me. Man, that tidbit only really matters to me. Local resident and pickable player, Scott Mason spoke for a group of volunteers, to the t park. Mason said that he and a group of pickable enthusiasts volunteered to improve the courts at the park in the spring with the

town providing the materials. Mason said that as popularity in the sport rose, the number of players increased. According to Mason at this point, one of the original volunteers became upset for unknown reasons. Okay, there's drama. Volunteer has entered a fei mood. I am absolutely convinced, and this is based on nothing. There's no further details available about this. Don't know anything about the people involved, but this is a wife-fucking situation for sure.

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Mason tried to explain the situation without giving up the name of the alleged person. That's a very funny construction. He might have actually been a duplicitous little rat instead of a person. I feel like we've said this before but people that maybe don't have like a strong background in journalism or the law kind of think of the word alleged as like a magic word you just used to ward off stuff but they don't know where to place it. I'm going to say this person is probably definitely a person. You don't have to allege that they are. Yeah. But are they an alleged, aggrieved, wife, fucked, pickable player who's going to H-deep?

And asphalt sealed the people course. Alleged cuck. Why didn't you just write without the name of the alleged cuck? Yeah, why didn't you write that? It's right there. Why don't they let us write the article. But town attorney Sandra Hicks said that she needed the name of the person after the meeting. Now they don't actually say whether Scott Mason that the person sort of spearheading this campaign. I don't know what this is. Whether he squealed or not. It it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. Yeah. It. Yeah. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why, why. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, the. Why, the. Why, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they? Why, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they. they're they're that the person sort of spearheading this campaign. I don't know

what this is, whether he squealed or not. Yeah, I'm very curious. I think Scott Mason like he's the person. Oh my God. I think Scott Mason is the tuck. Yeah, yeah, it's funny. Hey, someone did this amazingly cool thing as a sort of revenge for a wife, fucking. I'm really handsome. you who he is though. Baby's really handsome, my bet he's great at pickleball. Shame he can't play anymore because of the dope thing that he did to the pickleball courts. Board member Scott Delong said that the town would look into replacing the materials to bring the court back up for play as well as the need

to look into adding more courts in the future the future. the future the future. the future. the future. the future. the court back up for play as well as the need to look into adding more courts in the future. So maybe this is a false flag. You know? You think like an insurance job or like they just want their pickable courts updated by the council? They've tried everything to get funding. Every legal route has been exhausted. Oh you had to do us the fuck that guy's wife. They had to start a long chain of events. to to to the to to the the to to the the to to their their their to their their their their to their their thapape tho. tho. tho. thoomck. I to start to start th chain of events. First, I start harassing him at work so that he's always in a bad mood.

Their relationship starts to deteriorate. She starts spending more time at the pickleball courts. She meets a lovely, charming guy. They start fucking, then from there, it's a simple another five steps until you have multiple pickleball courts where you previously had one. The perfect crime. Perfect crime, worth it. Infinite pickleball glitch. Yeah, that's right, you can just keep beating this. It's sort of like the potion glitch in Morrowend, where if you increased your intelligence with a potion, it would make your next

increase intelligence potion better, except you start with one pickleball court, you go to two, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, the the then, the the the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the the the the then, the the then, then, then, then, then, then, the the the the the the the the the perfect, the perfecting, the perfecting, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, the perfect, one pickle the ball caught, you go to two, then three, and then five, and eight. They should have left that in instead of making bad games. They should have just kept not changing Morrowind instead of adding more games to the franchise. Put Morrow Wind on the switch, Todd. Stop making your fucking Starfields and your Elder Scroll Sixers and your whatever else you make. Give the people what they want. Put Morrow in on the steam deck.

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Yeah, I hope you can take with you. Yeah, sort of portable laptop. Portable. Bill Gates, if you're listening to this, we just made you a million dollars. Which he is. He's retired. That's why the world's so fucked up. Yeah. Well, who's going to be his next successor? Who's going to come up with a type of computer you can move?

Hick told Mason that he would need to make a statement to police in the matter as well. Glad I got that last sentence in, it really added. Yeah, really added. It's a little bow. Yeah. Hey, another place that you hear, I'm so bad at these segues, you can't just say another place that we hear about a thing is at this place. But another style of small-town drama news story that you often read, you will find in the

British tabloids. It's time for tabloid phenomenon. Violator, is a traitor, thirded man destroys church. We must know it for now, maybe now. Now I know that this is a, we're a non-political podcast now. We don't talk about politics. We're not taking sides at all.

And like this is obviously a heavier subject matter than a comedy current events podcast should probably get into. You don't need to hear what podcas think about this, have them laying on this at all and I probably should have resisted the temptation. But are we waiting in? We might have to wait in just because sometimes you see something that's so important that you can't not speak up. I guess we're waiting in. Yeah, it looks like we're waiting in. I'm thinking we're waiting in. This is from the Doncaster Free Press.

Woman sees paragliders in skies over Doncaster and fears it's an attack by Hamas. Yeah. Lady, it isn't. I don't think that it is. They're not coming for Don Custer. I don't want to take sides here. I don't want to put out any political opinions. No.

I don't think that Hamas is coming for a Doncaster. I think Hamas has their hands full currently. They've got a lot on their plate. Yeah. Yes. The angry resident saw the craft similar to those used in the attack on a music festival in Israel, which killed hundreds. Is it similar? I don't think it was. It is. No, she is correct on that point. Oh. Hamas did actually use powered paragliders as part of the attack on that thing, which is crazy in and of itself. The fact that this woman is this across the news to know that detail about that, but to then be like, they're coming for Doncaster? Oh, they, no, they love, they love amping the, like,

they love scaring the shit out of themselves with this stuff. Yeah, it's like pointing out to 9-11 everyone was like, they're coming for the Sydney Harbor Bridge next. They're going to take out the opera house. They're going to crash-it- Take out Crown Casino. Yeah, that's right. They're going to take several Quantis flights and smash them into Center Point

tower. We are going to destroy the beautiful Brisbane Powerhouse and what will be of culture then. Yeah. Going to fly into High Bart and crash directly into the cat and fiddle arcade. Well, this is why they were so wise to build MoMA underground. Hmm, because it would have been 9-11 otherwise. He was a... I think it is just by the grace of that man's good forward planning. That there was no Mona 9-11.

Yeah, I agree. And I'm saying MoMA and Mona interchangeably because I can't remember which one. It's Mona. MoMA is the one in New York. I mean you and modern. They mean the same thing. No, no, there's a good rubric because because because because because because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and, and, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the, the, the, the, the, the mean the same thing. No, no, there's a good, there's a good rubric because what's his name? The guy that made lots of money from gambling and David Walsh. And then turned it around to build river and underground which is, as cringe as he is, it's a fucking cool thing to do with your money.

You can't like go into that building and even if you're like an insufferable art person you like he's intentionally the artist shit very whatever that building is dope is this dope it's so good it's undeniably dope um that's what rich people used to do build cool like build cool shit palaces and shit from well I mean get slaves to do it and whatever but yeah at least they had like like vanity projects where you look at it you'd be like that's so fucking stupid it rules. Yeah, and I had I don't care that he has the the two reserved car park spaces at Mona that are like God and God's wife or whatever. Okay, great. Yeah, that's that's the level of insufferability that I would be aiming for if I had money. Yes, I think yeah, look it was right to build he he was right, he he was right to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build to build the the to build to build to build to build to build the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to build to build to build to build to to tod. today. tod think it is still like mostly above ground. It's just that you start at the top level if you come from the car park.

But you start from the bottom if you come from the ferry, I think, right? You do start from the bottom if you come from the fairy. Yeah, right? You do start from the bottom if you come from the ferry. That's so true. Ah, the residents of the craft similar, blah, blah, blah. Soaring through the skies above Armthorpe over the weekend. Yeah. Hamas isn't an Armthorpe. Hamas will never be an Armthorpe. I'm willing to put, take that to the bank. I'm putting 10 grand on, there will be no Hamas in Armthorpe. Here's a a a the the the the the the their their their their their their their their will their will will will will will will will will their will their will their will their will will to their will to their will their will to to to to to to their will their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. I to their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm their the. I'm tak. I'm the. I'm the. I'm tape. I'm tape. I'm took. I'm th. I'm took. I'm putting 10 grand on there will be no Hamas and Armthorpe. Here's a little nemonic you can use to figure out if you're being attacked by Hamas. It's not a nemonic, but it's a little thing you can use. Am I am an Armthorpe? Yes, it's not Hamas. Yeah. It's definitely a hundred percent not Hamas. Taking into social media, she wrote, Whoever thought it was funny to parasail over the village, it was in extremely poor taste.

Take your twisted hatred somewhere else. So she doesn't think it was Hamas. She thinks someone was deliberately doing this in poor taste to pretend like they were Hamas. Well, I mean... You're gonna be on those powered gliders straight after that? Showing your... This is one of the most fraught time for powered gliders that there has ever been. You gotta take the day off. I don't know, her next sentence here,

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they'll be sorry they gave you a fright but you can't be serious with this post. I wouldn't be I wouldn't be I'd be happy. Yeah I'd be delighted if I'm given this lady a fright. I get the- Make a fucking monocle fall out. This is not a weird paranoia is like a symptom of, you know, There's an overwhelming fear and despair when you read world news And it's happened to know what to do with that. You're cortisol levels, they're right up there.

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silly. Yeah laugh at yourself. Have some humility. Yeah be like oh gracious I am getting a a bit silly sometimes I thought those paragliding enthusiasts were Hamas and that Hamas was in Arbthorpe. What a silly little moment I had. Oh well, time to go about my day. That's one of those me thoughts. Yes. Just for me. I thought just for me. Oh my goodness. What a wonderful concept. You guys have a thought you don't share immediately with others? You kind of just keep that to yourself. You're like a little grist for the mill. A little secret thought just for you.

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You thoughts into your thoughts. Me thoughts, you're me thoughts, and then you're everyone thoughts. Have a think and just let it let it dissolve into your body. Experience the thought fully. Yeah. And let it wash over. Don't go on the internet. Imagine that the me thought is a leaf floating on a river and you're watching the river and you acknowledge it and you see it and you understand it and you know where it came from but you let it pass you by. And the river takes it away and And you could sort of anything unpleasant or annoying, you can do that with anything. And that's how you become normal by the simple point of vista system. Yeah, Ben is literally describing cognitive behavioral therapy. Oh no, that'd be crazy. For free. Yeah, that's right. For free you don't have to go to your

doctor and get a referral and six are they free anymore the I think they give you the the ten free sessions no it's six six it's six and then you got to ask for more yeah please please can I have some more mental health still very unwell I'm still I'm not cured yet I have depression quite badly and possibly some other mental illnesses good luck out there though why don't just get it from a have depression quite badly and possibly some other mental illnesses. Good luck out there though. Why not just get it from a podcast of people who all have extreme mental illness?

Except for Andrew? Except for Andrew. Who's just fine, seemingly? He enjoys things. You can catch him playing Call of Judy. He experiences joy. Yeah, you can check him out cooking some things in his smoker. He's motivated. He has spoken recently about having some difficult bread times recently, but

talking about it as if it's a novelty, which is crazy. I don't want to diminish anyone's experience. He's like, I think I've been depressed? Yeah, motherfucker! But then I put on true lies. Yeah. Then I put on a dog shit movie with Eric Eststrata in it at 3 in the morning before I go to my office job in the morning and I feel great again. Never been better. Yeah. And if your friends come to you with their mental health problems, don't roast them about it on a podcast. Yeah. Yeah, we have some me thoughts about it. Yes. These are the thoughts. Those are the two types of thoughts you could have.

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In aid of? To what end? The like, some people are like, I live in Armthorpe. And I believe that Palestine should be free. I am going to rent a paraglider. Learned a paraglide. Learned paraglide and then do that because it's similar to one of the things that Hamas used in an attack on an Israeli music festival. Just have a little think sometimes. Yeah, just take a

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And you know what? I'm not, I don't know anything about her, I'm going to say racist. Yeah. Like she's getting in the comments of local news stories. First of all, she's British. And she's saying, well, how well how come you know Romanians get six months of the year is Romanian six months why do we give them a holiday and not us she's posting stuff like that all the time yes just racist against like racist like racist you never even thought about she's doing other

posts in the unthorpe community group like Polish man looked at my groceries hmm so a Polish man on my street today Hamas? Polish Hamas? I'm burying my potatoes either way. Hey, maybe this lady is racist, but we all have faults. And that's something that we explore in a segment that we and anyone who refers to it calls Po' Buddy's Nerfict. Pobody's Nerfict.

No, no, Po-Body's Nerfict. No, Po-Body's Nerfix No, Woopty's Nerfix. No, whoopsy, Daisy, yeah, Yeah, nobody's never fair. No, oh, oh, oh. This comes to us from W.H.P. in Pennsylvania, the whip. This comes to us from W.H.P. in Pennsylvania, the whip. The whip!

Customer, quote, accidentally mails gun to urban outfitters in Pennsylvania. There's no way that was an accident. Why, you... Why not if that's threatening to mail someone a gun. It's a very explicit threat, but it does provide a small issue where you no longer have the gun. Yeah, they have a gun. Yeah.

Hey, this means maybe next time I'll shoot you. P.S. I have been closed at return postage. Can you please say the time, but it's not often that a business receives a firearm with the return. That's the classic. I feel like the same person writes all of these articles. Yeah. Every American news story starts with that sentence, regardless of what it is.

I mean they probably all are. It's not every day that five people are killed at a tragic housefire, but it happened today to, you know. Well, that exact bizarre situation unfolded at an urban outfitter's retail distribution center in Salisbury Township Pennsylvania on Monday. Pennsylvania State Police, PSP, like the video game console. Like a video game console? Yeah. You don't remember the PlayStation portable? Hey, they playing loom lines on those guys over there?

They play in, um, with those little discs. I want to one of those things so bad. Yeah. It was shit house. Yeah, it was shit. that's a good. It looked like shit, in a way that I think now zoomers would find cool. Oh, absolutely. Now they're on that early 2000s bullshit. You'd be like, ooh, all those buttons are very smooth.

Uh, PSP Lancaster confirmed that staff reported a found gun, wonderful terminology that had been discovered in a return package. The company released a statement about the incident. Quote, a member of our customer service team was notified that a firearm was mistakenly included in a returns package. Thanks to the quick and effective work of our customer service and loss prevention teams and our logistics partner, the package was secured and immediately handed over to state police. The safety of our employees is our top priority. The package at no point entered our typical returns inspection

process and no employees were ever in danger during the incident. The gun was revealed to be a Smith & Wesson 38 caliber revolver. Oh fuck yeah, that is such a dope gun to mail somebody. I was picturing like a shitty little, regularthat regular, automatic handgun, or whatever. Just like a plastic, polymer, Glock, clone, piece of shit. Yeah. But now we know they got the, they got the 38 revolver? Yeah.

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