Boonta Vista - EPISODE 327: The Cheeseburger of Pornography

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Andrew, Lucy and Theo bring you a year-end roundup of: 2023’s NASTIEST licence plates that were simply TOO HOT for Ohio, a concerning amount of VHS, the Netherlands’ 2023 Pornhub Wrapped and a menu to make J.R.R. Tolkien roll his dusty ass around in his grave. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to a Bentebista bonus episode. Here you are on Christmas Eve. You're sitting in your dimly lit counting house, creaking sounds of a world bustling with holiday cheer, seeping through your cold walls. Charity workers knock at your door, seeking help for the poor, but you turn them away, dismissing their pleas with an unyielding resolve. Tonight you stand at the precipice of a tale that could unravel the tightly wound coil of your frigid heart, unveiling the warmth that might be hidden beneath your icy exterior. Having survived a frosty encounter with the ghost of your former business partner, you find yourself in an uneasy slumber, disturbed by the chill winds that echo through your chambers.

The air becomes thick with an otherworldly presence. The room seems to shimmer with an ethereal light. Approaching you as a hideous figure. He's dressed in skinny jeans, but he has a really nice ballet. He's clutching a coffee mug with a slogan that you can't really make out. I think it says I don't want to adult today. You gasp horrified as the spirit approaches you. He announces himself as the ghost of millennials past. Uh, you're gonna want to take several seats, he says. And you realize that this ghost is about to spill some tea, and he has the receipts. His name is Andrew. He's here to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea thoooooooooooo. the toole. toole. too. too. the the the the the the the the their their the the that this ghost is about to spill some tea, and he has the receipts.

His name is Andrew. He's here to stop you from becoming Chuggy. Andrew, please. How do I stop this? I'm going to start you off with a little album called, this this is it, this is it? Is this it? This is it? This is it? or is it this is it? I'm so old now I'm a ghost. This this is it. This is it? Yeah. I'm gonna say it's really second-guess myself then.

Julian Casablancas and he is the hottest guy imaginable, right? Yep, yep, his jeans were so tight and his hair was feathered just right. The way we like it. And so that's cool that's cool to like it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this. this. this. this. this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this th this th this th th th th th th this th th th is th is this this this this thiens this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this th. th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the is the the the theen is theeeen is theeeen is theee thee theeeen. the thee the the the? And so that's cool, that's cool to like? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is, but also I'm trying to help you avoid becoming chuggy in the future. So, is that what it is? Yeah. Is that it? Are you kind of a don't be like me figure? Or are you saying that listening to the strokes is cool? I to to to to to to to to to to to to the th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus that that that that thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat the right thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right the right. the right. the right. the right. the right. the right. the right. thathea thathe thathe thathe that. that. that. that. thus. the the the the the the the? the? theat. theat. theat theat theat the. that that listening to the strokes is cool? I guess what I'm what I'm trying to tell you is that like you need to you need to take away

the right lessons of the past but you also need to know when to change gears for the future you might think to yourself I'm gonna keep using my GHD straightener and cooking the fuck out of my hair for many many years to come because that's the strentha st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st st I I th is the. th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th. th right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right to be to be thi thi to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the. the the the thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th is th. th is th is th is th. th is th is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the. the. the fuck out of my hair for many, many years to come because that's as cool as it's possible to look. The straightest hair, that's what you want, right? Yeah, as straight as it can be. Maybe it's going up at the back for some reason. You know? Maybe.

Who knows? Maybe? Maybe. That's cool again, actually. I'll never let you get juky. As long as you stay here with me and exactly like I am. Stay here, skinny jeans, wear your skinny jeans. Ooh!

Later that night, you're approached by a very different spirit. He's the ghost of the generation present. He's wearing the shorts that Fred Durst used to wear and an extremely large smashing pumpkins t-shirt. He's calling himself the Rizzler. Uh, not my spectral ass throwing off the mortal coil, he says to you. He tells you, uh, you're a low-key suss, you have no Riz, you are a dripless. His fit, on the other hand is fire and is a slay. Honestly, it's kind of giving. Theo, how can I get the Riz like you? All right. We're not going to go like, we're not going to jump, like, we're not going to jump, like, and I've already turned around this camping chair to sit on it backwards. We're not gonna like, right. But I reckon we start off flat-brimmed cap.

It literally doesn't matter what's written on it. You know a picture of fish. A bucket hat? No, no, no, no, bucket hat will also do. Bucke hat's coming back because you can wear a bucket hat and everyone thinks you're the guy from Wheatis, which is a reference that we understand. It's cool now. It's cool now. It's cool to be the guy from Wheatis. It actually is, yeah. Yeah. You're gonna want to get a nice pair of boots and wear them basically 24-7 if you can. That's the key to Reese is a nice pair of boots.

First of all, I'm very distracted. Good quality boots. Yeah, I'm very distracted because all I can think about is that tweet that are, like, what's his name? Evan Denise Scrooge? It's got a good reason. She ebben on my knees are tie Scrooge or no a different one. Yeah no no he's got good right to be grumpy because every time he leaves the house there's like a Greek chorus of guys going here comes Mr. Cunt. It's true. It's the guy that sucks.

I think we should do that though. We should bring that back. We should be doing this to like, is it, it's probably illegal in this country to follow around Gina Reinhart. Not even starting at Gina, we should just do like... Senides. A guy in your, a guy in your city that owns a business. Guy in your city owns more than one business, he should be like heckled on the streets. Yeah, you drive a BMW X5 with custom plates.

I'm making it my day. Here comes Mr. Cunt. Here comes Mr. Cunt. The fanfare heralds his arrival. So it's mainly boots, Theo? Mainly boots is how... Just some cool room cap. I'm basically just describing Ben, I think at this point.

It's the coolest guy we know. He's the coolest guy I know. He's pretty cool actually. He's my cooler than all of us. It's got those beautiful legs. Yeah, and he's not afraid to show him either. Ooh. Inspired me to get some ruggers. And my love life has been buzzing ever since, folks. Yeah. Women want you to have the shortest in seam that it's possible to have on your shorts.

That's actually true. Yeah, my problem is then th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thiolink th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's th. He's the. He's the. He's thin. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's the. He's not thin. He's not th. He's not th. He's possible to have on your shots. That's actually true. Yeah, my problem is that makes my nuts hurt. I don't know why. They don't have to be bisecting you or anything. I'm just telling you. I need them loose. I don't think it's that like my nuts are oversized or anything like that. They're just very tender. Just not dedicated to like to being snatched, I think is the problem. Should try to be more snatched. Yeah. You get a little more snatched. I should try being more snatched.

Check your snatched levels. Yeah, can I get a, can I get a quick snatch check on the fit? Yeah. I'm now imagining of course a BMW X5 with the license plate, Mr. Cunt. Which seems like as good as any to check in on a letter here from listener Mark who says dearest podcast, right combo of affection and professional distance. Yep, collective, that's nice, respectful. Respect the position. Respect. What it's all about.

Long-time listening here, I moved from Sydney to Cleveland, Ohio a couple of months ago. Proud to be a newly settled America Corner correspondent. I'm going to need a follow-up on what prompted that. Yeah, Cleveland, that's a funny one. Yeah. Big Drew Carey, hey. Big fan of Drew Carey. I just just wanted to live where the Drew Carey show was filmed. Just had to go to where the intro sequence of the Drew Carey show was filmed. I'm serious, Mark. Could you please write in with a follow-up of what took you to Cleveland, Ohio? Mark continues, one minor anecdote, I've taken to never using the parking brake here,

because in my girlfriend's Honda CRV, it's engaged by a foot pedal. And if I forget to lift it, not only are there no dashboard warnings, but the car seems to drive completely fine, even though I am doing untold damage to the braking system or whatever. Weird. Now, I'm just going to share with you guys. I think he hasn't attached a photo, but I have done a bit of hunting around and found what I believe to be the parking brake pedal of a 2004 Honda CRV.

I just shared an image with you guys. Right, this explains everything. So it's an automatic car with a brake and an accelerator, but then a third pedal and you just push that pedal to engage the parking brake and then you push it again? You don't pull it up. That's what you're going wrong, Mark. It's not as pleasant in a tactile way as pulling the parking brake and then you push it again, you don't pull it up. That's what you've gone wrong, Mark. It's not as pleasant in a tactile way as pulling the little lever. I think, I think Mark's got to learn to love the lever. I'm looking at that lever and I can feel, I can feel the travel exactly already, I've dealt with one of these before. I reckon Mark's back. I reckon Mark's taking the coward's way out.

Yeah. All right. Plus, plus, like it's not, it's much easier to push something down twice with your foot than it is to pull it up with your foot. Let's be real. No one wants to be pulling anything up with the top of their foot. I'm also going to need to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be a to beaugh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tholkoomfoom. to beauol. to beauice. to beauicefoom. to beau. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. toooooooooooooooooomorrow. tip. t foot. I'm also going to need to hear back in that follow-up email about how you're going with learning to operate the foot pedal of your girlfriend's Honda CRV's parking break. So, so Marcus sent into us something that we love to see, which is the license plates that have been rejected

by the Cleveland DMV this year. Yes, yes. Slay. So there is a section of, sorry, there's a document of 800 of these, and I perused them all last night and came away with the ones that I liked and I also broke them into appropriate sections because really some themes emerge as you're going through the types of things that are being rejected by Cleveland's Department of Motor Vehicle censorship over there.

So this was made available through Cleveland, Ohio's 19 News. We've got some obvious stuff here first. License plates rejected by the Cleveland DMV. We've got Pupert. Like Rupert but Poopeat? Yes. Like Gilbert but Poopeat? Exactly like both of those things.

Uh, got poo. I do. Yeah. Guilty. We've got poops. We've got duke with just an eye at the end, no eat. Oh, yeah. Throws the vibes off, I reckon.

Yeah. Lady poo, two words. Lady poo. Lady poo. Oh, no, thank you. Is that a lady a qualifier and honorific? It could be. It could be anything.

Possessive. Is this yours? Uh, followed by wet fart. I would love to see the license plate wet fart. Like if I saw that on a car, that would, like, my totally could be great. Yeah. I would really wear off into like a median I think. I like this follow-up, which to me reads as like suspiciously British, I'm shat. I'm shat. Like I think you could you could take that as like tired, angry.

Yeah, that sounds like British slang like, oh how you going. Oh, I'm shat, mate. I'm proper sat off. Oh, I'm right. Shat, uh-oh. Oh, I'm right. Uh-oh. Now there's one here, doesn't really fit into any of these other categories but is very theematically relevant to our podcast which is the

license plate Kia Boys. There were two different Kia Boys license plates that got rejected. Why can't you be the Kiya boys? Because it relates to closely to the spate of thefeandes and kias that we have to the tie thea thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea thea thea thea thea the the the the to thea the the to to that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyy the theyyy to to theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn to to to to the the to the to to the the the the theyyon theyon theyon theyon theyon theyon theyon the can't you be the Kea Boys? Because it relates to closely to the spate of theft of Fyandes and Kias that we have covered on this show. Oh, it's referencing crimes and that's illegal? You can't even talk about crimes now. What's the crime? Talking about a crime? I, yeah, there was reference in the article to like, uh, the DMV D the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, and, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, ta, ta, thaea, thaea, thaea, thaea'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, thea, thea, thea, there was reference in the article to like the DMV having to be on top of like New slang and drugs and incidents like care boys

That people thought that they could get part well there were quite a few Whap ones yeah, there were quite a few wet ass pussy related license plates there was one that was Taco Wap. What's the crime? What's the crime? That has very unpleasant vibes. Something so, something so wonderful to know about, something so wonderful about knowing how many people are out there who are just independently having the idea to put down money on paying for an obscene license plate. Yeah, I love it. WAP's taken, all right I'll take Taco WAP.

All right, we're moving into a different kind of tone in this next section. We've got Ho hoe dozer. What's a hoe? What's a hoe? Now, look, what's the hoe dozer with you? I think, you could see this as a vehicle that is for like pushing the hose out of the way, possibly because you've got so many hose. Yeah, a hoe dozer, yeah. Maybe I've got so many hoses. Yeah, a ho-dozer, yeah. Maybe I've got so many

hoes. Why would you push him out of the way? Well I guess because that's what a bulldozer does, right? It's not like a hoe trailer. I've got so many hose. I have to carry it around with you. Yeah, like a lot of hose. Yeah, okay. Makes sense. Milf King. Nice, classic. Number one on Milf for the eye. I love t-t-t-tis. T-t's. They mean tits-soak.

T-sok. T-Sok. We've got tits soak, boob space e. We have boobz-z-z-z-bubes. That's B-0BZ-Z. Boobez. Milbers. Milkers, also with a one. What's a problem? It could be the local farmer.

Milkers, titties, tit-a. Uh-huh. T-I-T-A-E. K-I-T-A-E. K-I-E. K-T-A-E. K-I-E. K-T-E. K-K-E. K-K-K-K-K-Kah. K-K-Kah-Kk. K. K. K. K-K. K-K. K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K. K. K. K. K. K. K-K-K-K-K. K. K. K. K-K-K. K. K. K. K-K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K-K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K-K. K-K-K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K. K-K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K. K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K. K-K. K. K. K. R, which is pretty cool in my opinion. Then we got Pussy, IE, then we got Puss A, Y. One for each occasion. Yeah, yeah, we got Pussy, Pissy, Piss Baby. Piss Baby. You can't be Piss Baby. You can't be Piss Baby. You can't be Piss Baby in Yep. You can't be piss baby? Piss baby? Can't be piss baby in Ohio?

It's one S. So, you know, it could be pie's baby. You know? They can't let you put an apostrophe on there. Piss baby. B.O-I-P-U-S-Y. Sure. Boy Pussy. That's B O I P U S Y. Sure.

I bet you could get away with Debussy. Debussy, yeah? Like DEBUSY. Yeah, like I just love Debussy. I love Clandaloon. The Boozy. We got Little Pee P. That's the letter p twice. Little p-p. We got giant p-p.

We got swall p-pee. We got swal p-pee. Spe-self. I respect having little peepy. Got donga again with a three for the E. Donga? Donga? Like a demountable? Like a penis. Oh, I'm a penis, I think.

Donga. Tan nuts. Tan nuts. You got brown nuts. You know he's got them things out. I'm son of meoni, you know. Getting out there, and I do have to note that's a Z on Nuts. Hugh Jazz.

Now that's a classic. Classic of the genre. Hugh Jess. And another rejected license plate here. Tight. What's wrong with that? Can't be tight? They got some horny people down to the DMV. Yeah. This one's talking about a tight pussy. They can't have that.

Uh-oh. No, we're now entering the Austin Powers section of the license plates. Got a BJ lover. Again, I would be delighted to say that, my day. It's just self-expression. Bump Ugs. Like their shoes. Which I have never heard, abbreviated in such a way. No, I don't like it.

Look in a bump Uggs. How did I get some message across? Yeah. I guess so. You get it, but it's weird enough, you know. Ram her. I've seen a ram truck with the license plate, Ram and Ya. R-A. R-A. That was acceptable in Tasmania, apparently, so.

That's why we keep those freaks down there, you know. Yeah, they should be, yeah, fair enough. Separated by a vast ocean. Shaggin! That's E-N. Shaggin. Uh, bitches. Sex.

Uh, slutty. Uh, slutty. They're supposed to feel shame for this. They can't get the plate. Open your minds, DMV. Ass-Eater. That's, um, that's A-5 S-E-A-T-R. I love just thinking that that's going to get across the line. I'm going to get my ass-eater plate.

So they'll never know. Driving around town. Like, that plate just like going past kindergartens or whatever. Picking up the kids from school with the ass-eater plate. Cover your eyes, kids. The arseaters coming by. There were, uh, there were maybe half a dozen different attempts at arse man. Okay, that's, yeah, okay. Couldn't get it past them.

They're too fish from there. A lot of, a lot of five. Blocked, blocked, blocked. Bang, bang, bang. Don't know what they're doing. We've thought of every combination. Horny AF. Get this man to some porno, or lady.

I'm so wet. She's getting an umbrella. Yeah. Uh, let's shag. L-E-T-S-H-A-G. Just want to drive around with that on your car, like, horny as fuck. I'm wet. let's shag. Pulling up for the job in a view.

Even once, Lucy. Imagine if it's just like... It's to be worth it. It pays for itself. It is very rare for a man to be horny, so we've got to advertise that fact. I gotta get this out there. He's what? Am hard. Again, just cruising around. New Mazda Mx5.

Are you? Like, you're on the highway. You're on the freeway. Really? I'm hard, letting you know. I live in agony. The, um, the BMW motorbike seat that gave a whole bunch of people like semi-permanent, uh, pre-apcism. Sign me up.

No. Like, is that the, is that the butt hole one? What are you? That's when you get a, that's when you get a bone the to the th, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, the the the the the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the th, the, the, the, the, the, the, they, the, they, theat, they, the, the, they, the, they, the the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the hole one? No, that's when you get a that's when you get a bone the whole time. Oh, the whole thing. Did the seat like touch the prostate or something? I don't know if like it's got to be a just so you know Theo this is a 12-year-old erection. Yeah, it was too cool. It says, straight from the only in America files comes this. Thank you for the editorial there, Drive. It's a German bike. It's pretty funny though. A California man is suing BMW North America over a seat that gave him a severe case

of Priapism that has lasted for 20 months. It's too long to have an erection. Like it lasts. Like not just when you're on the bike. You got a permanent. Yeah, get off. You could just get off, like, stop riding that bike that gives me bone in it.

Yeah, you just probably get a different bike. I don't want to ride the bike that. I that. I that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It th. It's th. It's to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's ttry try try try try try try try try try try try try try to try try try to try to to to try to want to ride the bike that always gives me bone. Getting off my bike to go into my job is the matri-dee of the fanciest restaurant in town. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Henry Wolf claims his 1993 BMW motorcycle, or more specifically the bike's ridge-like seat, gave him a quote, severe case of Priapism, when he took it for a four-hour ride on May the 1st, 2010. He is suing BMW North in the seat's manufacturer in a product liability lawsuit in the California Superior Court in San Francisco, claiming that the negligent design has caused his painful condition.

You probably wouldn't test for that specifically, right? Is anybody else getting really fucking hard when they when they try out the motorbike? It's like, hey, you know what else? I was kind of like a constant erection for this? Apparently narrow banana-style seats similar to the one reportedly fitted to Wolf's motorcycle have been associated with problems such as genital numbness and even erectile dysfunction. However, Wolf's case is the first known to tackle the opposite side of the problem. The court notes that Wolf has been experienced in continuing problems since his motorcycle ride, including substantial emotional and mental anguish and the inability to engage in sexual activity.

But he's got a boner. Yeah, if there's anything you shouldn't be having any problems with. He is seeking compensation for both parties for emotional distress and lost wages, potentially understandable. He had a 20-month-long bono. You probably can't go to work, yeah. Yeah, can't make it into the... Hey boss, I've got a constant erection. If you just ignore it, I'm good to work.

Yeah. I won't let me talk. Love to FAP. Wow, it's a retro one. The number two, just for the record there. And lay pipe. Nice. And finally, we have the haters section. People who are not choosing to let people know through their license plate that they have a boner or they're like titties or that they're

ready to have sex or they just had sex or that they have done a shit. These people have chosen the other path in life. We've got hate y'all. It's an age-8. Why can't you have hate y'all? It's very limp biscuit. I like that. Uh, asshole. Spelt A55 OLE. You always got that one by him. F. U. Tony. F. then we've got F. U. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. I. I. I was try to figure out F. toe. I. F. F. tp. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. F. I. I. I. I. I. I. F. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. F. I. I. I. F. F. F. I. F. F. I. F. F. F. I. I. F. F. F. F. F. I. F. F. F. I. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. F. I. F. F. F. I. F. I. F. F. I. F. I. F. I. I. F. I. F. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. IF-U-Toney. F-F-FU-Fill? I was trying to figure out F-U-Toni first, and then I saw F-U-Fill and I was like, uh-huh. Oh, that's funny. Why can't you have F-U-Toni? I like the idea of just getting a license plate purely for like one guy that you hate. Yeah. I hope he sees it. I hope he sees it. Well we've got F you Tony, F U Phil, F U taxes. All right.

Liptard. Like, are you a leaptard? Are you calling yourself a liptoad? I'm actually really in support of this one. Who's that for? Who are you saying it too? Jerky you can get one that says simp. Probably. You can probably be simp. Maybe not Cuck. You can probably be sump. I hate. Just a broad statement there. Broad and some finality, I hate.

We've got real POS. Okay. Okay. number plate that says like dumb asshole. Looks me to make a tip robincent sketch. What's your wife's car doesn't work and she's got to take yours, your real piece of shit car? It probably refers to the car. Oh yeah, well, okay, I guess that says something different about all of us that we were like. Hey, that guy's a little piece of shit. Real piece of shit.

We've got Wanker with an A.H. Mm-hmm. Crowd kill. Oh. Probably don't have that one. Do to events. That's CRWD K1L. Wow, Unibom.

Now we're talking. Do you get one that says Kaczynski? Wargasm. Is it a band? Is that a game called Wargasm. W-A-R-Gasm. Is it a band? There's a game called Wargasm? Game? Sure. Everybody's simultaneous for googling.

That one seems fine to me. I'm not. I'm reading the Wikipedia page. It's a band? There's a band called Wargasm. I thought so. Wikipedia page for the concept of body line. Reading the wiki for orgasm. What is that?

Oh. First time, I'm tearing it about it. Uh, suicide. And finally, ISIS. Also a bent. Yeah, it's not a black metal fan. Thank you very much for saying those in Mark. I will note as well that Mark said that his favorite license plate was P-R-Y-A-P-S-M. Ah. Isn't that just serendipitous? Isn't that just serendipitous? Isn't that? Yeah.

Wow, life is beautiful. Life is so beautiful. Life is beautiful. Sometimes there's so much beauty I can't take it all in. Hmm. I can usually take pretty much all of it in. You reckon? Yep, I just receive it perfectly and I process it in exactly the right way.

I've got no room. I'm taking none of it in. Shut, I'm shutting the world's beauty out. Shutting it out. I'm a hat- I'm slamming the door. Uh, some people traveling in their cars with their piece of shit license plates. Some people, however, travel in boats. Perhaps it's time to check in on an old segment. That's right, it's Boat Watch.

Just a little disclaimer. This is very loosely related to boats in the concept. That's a long boat that I've drawn. This comes to us from listener Kate, who sent us this article from Fox 13 Tampa Bay, Largo Man on a mission to collect one million VHS copies of Titanic. Quote, it's James Cameron, baby. What?

Lots of things are James Cameron. A million copies of Titanic. Don't have to... That's actually, that's a lot. Like a picture of a million VHS's. Can you get all of Titanic on a single VHS? That's not the way they sold it. They sold it as two VHSs because...

They really? Yeah, a two VHSs because... I think they really. Yeah, it was a two VHS pack because I think the... You could record a lot of audio on a videotape like in long play and stuff like that, but it was a lower quality. And we all know the perfectionist that James Cameron is. Titanic a long film? It's like three hours. Oh, really? Yeah and I believe that I was a child.

Yeah I believe that the maximum amount of good quality footage you can get on a short play VHS usually is like two hours. Yeah, got you. Because you wanted to maintain the the beautiful high fidelity of VHS. Yeah, that high quality picture format. Largo, Florida. Is this 500 copies of Titanic over a thousand VHS's? Do we find out? I need to know straight away. Hmm. James Cameron's Titanic is considered to be one of the best movies ever made. But the Largo man's obsession with the film has led him on a mission to collect as many VHS copies as possible. A room inside J.D.'s Lago home is covered floor to ceiling with titanic tapes. J.D, who didn't want Fox 13 to use his real name,

has copies of the movie in a variety of languages and formats. We watched Titanic every day, he explained. It does stay on repeat, and we have to rewind it occasionally. You'd have to rewind it every time you watched it, if you were watching your VHS. You would, every day. Unless you've got enough copies, you can always just open a fresh one and watch that. Oh, we're talking. I'd be dreading.

Is that why he wants it? Yeah, you never have to rewind a copy. What's um... So if we say a million divided by 365 Yeah, that's enough tapes to keep him going for another like 2,700 plus years No, it's a thousand tapes Overshooting it a bit no a million a million he wants a million He wants a million. One million wants a million. One million.

Yeah, which to your point Theo might be five hundred thousand five hundred thousand bucks so the titanic. titan. titan. titan. titan. titan. titan. titan. titan. titan. He titan. He titan. He titan. He titan. He the thethethea. He thea. He thea. He thea. He thea. He thea. He thea, thea, thea, th thi, he's th, he's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ty, ty, the ty, the ty, the the ty ty ty, ty, thea ty, thea, ty, ty, to your point Theo might be 500,000. 500,000. So Titanic runs for 195 minutes. So that is over the three hours of your day. Every day. It's not that good. It's like it's not the Lord of the Rings. No, it's not the Lord of the Rings. It's not Peter Jackson's the Lord of the Rings. It's not Peter Jackson's Lord of the Ring. It's not Peter Jackson's J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. J.D., which is short for Jack Dawson of course. That's Leonid DiCaprio's character, everybody. It says he loved the movie since he first saw it at the age of six. Yeah, my tastes have changed since I was six. Yeah, the movie since he first saw it at the age of six. Yeah, my tastes have changed since I was six.

Yeah, I guess. I sort of grew a bit after that. Mmm. Cool story man. Have you been evaluated for autism? Not you there, so there's J.D. This young man. Not sure about this quote.

James Cameron is such a classic director, so it just kind of added up. Hmm. Hmm. I'm going to need to see more of your justification. It was one of the first movies I ever saw that was such a big impact at six years old so it just kind of stuck with me. Titanic was released 26 years ago this month. It went on to win 11 Academy Awards. Paramount Pictures went on to release 25 million copies of the movie on VHS. So he wants one twenty-fifth of it. That's a big chunk of it. There must, a lot of them would have gone to like landfill, right? You would think. So. So. So. So their their their their th. So th. So, th. So, their th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti big chunk of it. There must, a lot of them would have gone to like landfill, right? Like, you would think so. You'd think so. Where are your VHS? Yeah. Or somebody's, maybe somebody's put a bit of tape over the little recording lock thing and then they've used it to like

tape hey hey, it's Saturday Reunion Special. Could you do that with like V. Could you tape over a VHS with a movie on it? Well yeah because they had these they had these little like sort of cut out tabs. I remember there's a thing that you can like tab that you could break so that you couldn't tape over that. Yeah so you couldn't record over it any more but if you put like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the the. the. the. the the. th. th. to to to the the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. tap. the. the. th. thethat thing, then you put it in the VCR and the VCR thinks it's a solid surface instead of having a hole and it says, hey go crazy. Hey, no more. Tape over the video stores copy of Titanic. And if you're under 30, you're, isn't that crazy? That's how we used to do copyright protection. And also we had to buy a physical copy of something if we want to listen to it. That's... Yeah, and then on the physical copy there'd be a little movie at the start saying, did you steal this, you fucking piece of shit? Don't, don't steal it. Yeah, and you had to watch that every single time. I tried to watch Fargo on SPS, like the app the other day. It's really bad. The quality is bad the the the the the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is bad. th is bad. th is bad. the th is bad. th is bad. the th is bad. th is bad. the the the th is bad. th. the th. th. thi-a. thi-a. thi-a. thiolity is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thiii-a. thi-a. thi-a. thi-a. thi-a. thi-a. thi-a. thi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi- tipa-fi-p. tipa-s thi-p. thi-p. the the the thi- It's really, the app's very bad. Bad's very bad. The quality is very bad. The quality is bad. The app's terrible. And then like you'll

get, there'll be like a dramatic scene and that'll end and then it'll be like diarrhea medicine ad. There's a lot of ads, it's like John John James got it all out. And thi's how people used to live, this is how this is how a lot a a a a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. the the th. th. the that is how a lot that is how a lot th. that. the quality the quality the the quality the quality tho. the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the quality the the the quality the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. that. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. the quality the quality of quality of the quality the quality th. the quality then it's diary medicine ad. And this is how people used to live, this is how a lot of people still live their life. They see that and they go, oh there's no better way to do this. Yeah. No. No. We're done figuring stuff out. I will never pay for YouTube. No. I was I was complaining to Lucy about this the other day that Elna and I were trying to watch a Sam Campbell special a 45 minute long Sam Campbell's special. How good is a bit of Sam Campbell? Well Sam Campbell. We were a comedian? Yes he is a comedian. We were trying to watch this

who you can tell visually is Australian from like a long distance. Oh, that guy looks so Australian. Yeah, my first encounter of Sam Campbell was from a, like an English musicians video clip, Jazz Emue, and I saw him and he doesn't talk for like three quarters of the, of the thing, but I, that man is Australian. Australian and then wouldn't you know? So you know we've been it we've been absolutely enjoying his uh stand-up comedy I think Elna tried to watch taskmaster because everyone's like he's on that and it's really funny and we tried to watch a bit of task master and it was a little a little too much like like improv Olympics type stuff. Oh for us. I've never

seen it. Most death threats ever sent one episode. Is that what I'm about to get? Yeah. No look I know people love it just wasn't for us. Wasn't for us we were like, is this the show then? Okay, you know? And I know there's a British one, who knows what's going on over there? They could be doing anything. Anyway, we're trying to watch some fucking YouTube Sam Campbell. And they're hitting us with like a solid one minute of ads every three to four minutes of this 45 minute long video. And I shouted and I shouted at my TV. I will never give YouTube money. Just like Lucy also shouts. I keep doing it even though it's undoubtedly the most watched app in my household.

I'm very sure that my phone is listening and introducing another five seconds of ads. Every time. Yeah, they're like, he's on the precipice. He's so close. Just like one more ad. Yeah, we're gonna get him. This one's gonna be the one that he clicks on. They measure it. They're measuring like just the anger in your voice, your emotional distress. They're like, oh, we're very close to a conversion of one more and he's signing up. It's converting. J.D. currently owns 2,500 copies of James Cameron's Titanic. Which is potentially 5,500 tapes, right?

Picture that! That's... Where are you putting them? Well, I can show you, if you'd like to see. Oh, I would. You can show us. Not the listener. I will never show the listener. I will never show the listener. We will never show the listener. We will never show the listener anything. Well, so there were some accompanying photos of the article, and that was kind of what drew Kate's attention in the first place and got it to send it in, because this young man is pictured with his many many many many many many many copies of the film and he also seems to have how would you describe that

autism autism it's not what I'm saying I'm saying he appears to have some type of effigy built Leonardo DiCaprio's character. It's about three foot tall. Yep. It's like a little doll man with a terrible printout of Leonardo DiCaprio's face sort of taped onto the front of it. Taped onto the front of a head that still has shape and a wig. It's they do look like double VHS, they're double VHS sets in the picture, huh? They're a hundred

percent the two. Can confirm 500 tapes. So when he says it's 5,000 tapes. So when he says, it's 5,000 tapes. 5,000 tapes. 5,000 tapes. Yeah, when he says, I've got 2,500 copies of Titanic on VHS, from what we can see here, that's clearly 5,000 actual tapes. Yeah. So, you know, like we're saying, where would you keep all of these? It already looks like it's taking up a lot of space in his house and his life, you know? Like they're just gonna end up in a storage unit, you where you can't enjoy them. You could just enjoy knowing that you have

them, you know? Imagine I guess I... Set up a goon cave for watching Titanic. This monitor's completely surrounding him. Synchronizing, loading in like 30 VHS is all at once. Every morning I wake up and palm slap 30 copies. James Cameron's Titanic. I do the moves at the front of the boat along with the main character, Jack Titanic. Oh, he character Jack Titanic. He compares watching Titanic on VHS to listening to rock and roll songs on vinyl records or pouring a glass of fine wine.

I disagree. I disagree with that analogy on VHS. Maybe Ben might agree. I also do because a beautiful friend Ben with his luscious legs and his exposed upper thighs, he collects VHS, but he collects different tapes is the thing. Hmm. You're collecting one tape. I'm actually, I'm gonna go out on a limb now and say I'm pretty sure that Ben has multiple copies of more than one movie in his collection, maybe three, four copies of a movie. They're probably cool movies though. They're probably not Titanic. Yeah. Arguably an uncool film. And it would be like listening to rock and roll on vinyl if I listened to one album on vinyl and I did it every day over and over and over. And it was actually on cassette. Lucy what if you just drank the one

bottle of wine forever? Yeah that's stupid. You just had like... Do you think you get sick of wine? 5,000 bottles of... Yeah, that's stupid. You just had like, I have 5,000 copies, 5,000 bottles of Amontiado. Yeah? Uh-huh. Sounds right to me. It sounds right to me. So Lucy said, arguably not a cool film. And I was thinking like, easily James Cameron's least cool film.

And then I went, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's less cool? What's less cool? Titanic or Avatar? James Kevin put his whole pussy into that movie. Yeah. I'm sure it was great. I remember thinking it was great when I was a child.

Yeah, and then he just like thousands of people die. It's awesome. Wait, maybe it wasn't thousands. It's a good, like it's a good movie. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. It is. It's a good movie. I just don't know why it's since why I would inspire such passion. Yeah.

J.D hopes to collect. One million copies of the movie on VHS. Quote, people who don't see Titanic are somehow proud of the fact that they've never seen Titanic. They wear it on their sleeve like, I've never seen it and I never will. That's fine. But this is one of the greatest movies of all time. I don't know why they've never seen it. It's Titanic, baby.

It's James Cameron, it's VHS. It's everything you need and everything you'll love. Little prescription. Yeah, I mean, I have seen it. I mean, a lot of people saw it. It's kind of like one of the most popular movies of all time. Uh-huh. It really was, wasn't it? I respect his passion.

But again, have you seen the Lord of the Rings? Yeah, buy like 6,000 copies of Goon on DVD instead. Goon? That's the one who goes just Goon? Yeah, why not? Have you seen it? Sean William Scott? Goon?

Yeah. All right. I never got around seeing Goon too. Oh, shit. I don't think it was very good. Oh, that's a shame. I don't know if I've seen it. I heard it was bad.

It was a quick turn around. Well, you got to cash in on the unexpected success of a Sean William Scott movie in the late 2000s. Check out Goon. Good movie. Good movie. Yeah. I love Sean William Scott.

Maybe we can get this guy really into goon. Traded all those VHS as in for ones of goon. Probably on DVD, right? You and another guy had a lot. You could get goon on VHS? No, no way. Probably not, right? Maybe. No. The last... When did they stop making stuff on VHS? The final movie made on VHS was David Cronenberg's A History of Violence.

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Yeah, that's the sexier than they're a lady getting painted you guys. You guys any of you ever lay down on the stairs Yeah, it's not good. I was thinking about this the other day. They're in they're in it for the love of it then. That's right. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. that's th. that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their I was thinking about this the other day. They're in it for the love of it. They're not. That's right. Love of the game. It wouldn't be comfortable. Hmm. So this is very important information for our local Floridian listeners.

Anyone with an extra VHS copy of Titanic who wants to send it to J.D. can mail it to P.O. Box 5355 Lago, Florida 33779. That's right. Please say you heard it here. Send him one. And tell him that you heard it on the Buntavista podcast. Please. Just say it's from us. You don't really need to put your own name on it. Like be, be gracious. There are two things that you're allowed to send to. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. the. Do. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. your own name on it. Like be gracious. There are two things that you're allowed to send this man. Do not, do not harass this beautiful soul. One, a VHS copy of Titanic, two, a DVD copy of the movie Goon, starring Sean William Scott. Spend his horizon's funny. People used to watch movies on VHS and there's something else they used to watch on VHS. That's right. Pornography.

You know who loves pornography? The sneaky Dutch. It's time to check in on Netherlands Corner. Everybody, I'm from Holland. Isn't that dear? Lisa has written into us, and sent us in this year's Pornhub year in review. You guys checked out your porn hub wrapped yet? Yeah. I sent that to everyone on Messenger as soon as I could. A whole address book, bang. So this is the porn hub wrapped for the Netherlands. Lisa says there's people who frequently engage with news about the cultural oddities of the Netherlands. Can you or any of your Dutch informants explain what is up with this category? Help me.

So let me just start off by, do we want to do the... List them. Let's, let's, well, we'll start off with the most searched terms of 2023. I'm going to go in reverse order here. I think we've got about 12 to 15. Gangbang, that's down 4 from its position. It really feels like it's down, doesn't it? Yeah, that's gone down 4 spots from 2020. You can...

You don't see it as much anymore. Yeah. Threesome. That's down two spots. Oh, that's sad. Rank unchanged in 2023. Big Tits. That is a classic.

That's a stay-up. Yeah. Not up the top there, but you know, great fallback option for a lot of people, I think. Yep. It might, it might, you know, it might languish a little, but it's always going to be around. It's always around. Oh, down six spots in 2023, Dutch. Oh, that's a shame. Falling out of favor with themselves. Surprisingly so high. Is this, oh, sorry, this is Dutch ratings, not, not universal ratings. Yes, yes. So this, oh sorry this is Dutch ratings not not universal ratings. Yes, yes, so this is most searched for terms in the Netherlands in 2023. Yeah. So and I'm still working my way up through the list towards number one here.

So next up from from Dutch, down seven places this year, Turkish. Turkish. That's a very specific ethnicity. It is, isn't it? Am I missing something? Am I missed out on a whole genre? I, not to my knowledge. There is so many beautiful fibers that weave this experience called life. You'd never know. There is, there is so many beautiful, their, there is, there is so many, their, theynec. It's, the, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is, their is. It is, their is, their is, their is, their is, their is, their is, their is, their is, their is, their is. It is, their is, their is, their is, their is. It is, their is. It is. There is, their is. There is. There is, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is. It is. It is, their is. It is. There, their the weave this experience called life. You'd never know. So, Thea, this, this reverse ranking actually tells a bit of a story.

So, down six spots Dutch, down seven spots, Turkish. Next up. Not as hot on the Turkish anymore, but still like, way off. Hold on, but the next one, up four spaces from 2022, Latina. Turkish out. Latina's in. Down two slots. Massage. Down two slots. Massage. Oh.

That's number eight. We're in the top ten now. Number eight. Number eight. Massage. Number seven, up eight places from last year, Indian. The ethnicity power rankings. And we say these people are racist. Number six up two places from number eight last year, Asian. Wow. Wow. Number six, up two places from number eight last year, Asian. Wow. They like to type an ethnicity into the bar. Yeah, that's it. I don't think I've ever done that.

And also getting more general, the further away from the middle. Like Turkish is extremely specific. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, top five now, up two spots from seven last year. Anal. Okay. Good to, good, no surprises there, but it's not good to see it. That's solid, right? Strong, strong showing. Up to from last year to number four this year, Hentai.

Number four. That's above anal. Hentai is coming in hot above anal. What have they done to us? What did they do to us? So let's take that back in again. Hentai number four, anal number five, way down the bottom of the list. Big Tits. I was going to say bottom of the list, big tits. I was going to say

Hentai so far above big tits. That's... Big gap. Big gap. Number three, up one from last year, and right up at the other end of the spectrum from big tits is big AS. Big ass, number three on the spectrum from Big Tits is Big A.S. Big ass. Number three on the charts. Really? Number two, lesbian. Yes. Classic.

Classic. Always good to see your favorites in the right. Oh, I like this song. Just play the hits. It's the real cheeseburger of porno, is it? Oh yeah? I could go some lesbian. And number one, unchanged in the rankings for 2023. If this is Stip Sister, I'm gonna fucking...

By quite a large margin, MILF. No way. There's your big Mac. All right so so we've got a few more things to go over here. We've got top categories. I still think I don't want to make things to go over here. We've got top categories. The categories viewed most often, right? So this is working our way down from one to five, top categories. And this is, this is just for the Netherlands. This is the categories they look at most often. Number one, anal. Number two, lesbian. Number three, MILF. This is all staying pretty consistent with the top five searches, right?

But they're going to search for MILF, but they'll go to the category for anal. Maybe, maybe they're saying- But it's funny, you're going on here. Yeah, maybe when someone asks you what you like to see, you think, oh, I like to see a milf. Yeah. Getting pounded in the ass, hopefully. You know, but then, But then, yeah, when you're browsing, you just go,

oh, they've got a whole category for anal. And A's right at the top. That's true. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's so that's that's so that's so that's so that's that's that's so that's true, that's so true. You gotta go way down to get to milf. Category 4. Three-some. I don't know why, but that strikes me as like such a boring thing to search for. I don't know why. That one hits me is really like a, like a guy hooting when two girls kiss each other. Well, lesbians number two. Yeah, it's classic. Number five. That's basic. That's, that. That. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's, th- That's. th- That's. th- That's. th- That's. th- That's. thi. th- That's. th- That's. th- thi- thiom. thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th-3. th- That's. th- That's. th- That's. th- That's th- That's th- That's th- That's th- That's th- That's threso- That's threesome. threesome. threesome. threa-3-3-3. threa. threesome. threa. threesome. threesome. at a bar. Lesbians number two. Yeah, it's classic. Number five.

That's basic. You're basic. Transgender. That's good representation. They're in the mix. All right, so that's the top categories. But here's the top relative categories. So the ones where the Dutch look at these categories way more than the average of the rest of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ones where the Dutch look at these categories way more than the average of the rest of the world.

Oh, now we're talking. Uh-huh. So compared to broadly our top categories, anal lesbian, milf, threesome transgender, instead when we like to see what the Dutch are into, they search 67% more often for pissing. 58% more often for Arab. Right, that's more broad than like Turkish. Yeah, 51% more often for Indian.

Yep. 50% more often for fisting. Yeah, saw that one coming. Yep. Pissing, fisting. And 47% more common to search for German, which for some reason is one of the sickest things of all. Disgusting. Disgusting. They yearn for the old country. Now, part of the reason that Lisa has sent this into us is specifically the trending searches category, right? So searches that are trending by a very large amount this year, of a previous year, the the the the the the the the the the thi the thi thi the thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the trending searches category, right? So searches that are trending by a very large amount this year over previous years. Here are the top five that they've given us and I'll save Lisa's one for last that she has

questions about. Up 522% from last year, sleepover. Hmm. Hmm. What? Okay. All right. Maybe it'll lead to someone. Because you wish a man would do that, right? Is that something?

Get those Dutch spinsters. Up 380% from last year, perfect tits. Right. It's different from the big tits. How are we supposed to know what your idea of perfect is, sir? Maybe a little less than big, you know? Hmm. Hmm. Little more than a handful?

Just a little bit more. Imagine if AI could populate than a handful. Just a little bit more. Imagine if AI could populate that category for you. I'd be awful right now. AI's good now. Up 353% from last year, couple swap. Okay. All right. Up 348% from last year, Dutch milfs. You're limiting yourself too much surely at that.

How many Dutch milfs could they possibly be? Must... maybe it's just... I mean, there's a lot. How many? This is like one of those interview questions where they ask you, like, how many ping pong balls? Do you reckon you can fit in a small car? And you got more through your pro, like how many Dutch meals do you think there are? When is she's like she's got big titties and she's riding a bike? So is that? I've uh, she's got clogs on. Oh, she's got clogs on. She's got clogs. I've actually given us this list out of

order because the number two trending search of the year was Lisa's, the one that really caught Lisa's eye, up 467% on previous years, Skater Girl. Oh right, we discussed this, didn't we? Did we? Did we? Or was this posted in somewhere else on the Discord? What's going on with this? I've seen this somewhere.

That must have been in the Discord else, man? Skater Girl? What? Do you think they mean skateboarding or ice skating? Yeah, or automation and like, uh, uh, Dutch skater girl. Automation? Yeah, skaters, SCADA, the, the, like, control and automation, uh, like, figures, like, how much, what the voltage is at a bus or something?

It's, it's more like the Avril Levine song Skater Girl. Okay. Have you searched this one? And I thought that too. I'm doing that right now. Skater Girl masturbate with rainbow dildo. Okay. Skater girl filled up with multiple using BBC cream pies.

Are they skate-bore looking girls? I'm not going to know that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th to know to know to know tho like tho like to know to know tho like tho like their their their their tho like tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their'm not going to know that they're skaters if they're being filled up with BBC's. Does she have a skateboard in her hand? Well, this girl's got rollerblades on. This girl's got rollerblades on and the title for the video is, oh no, he peed in Barbie's ass. And it comes to us from the channel, Pissy Sis, and he does appear to be peeing into the young lady's butt hole. In the screenshot.

Nope. Peep goes in the toilet. Yeah. Lesbian skater tries cock for the first time. There's a lot of references, but I guess, look, I suppose largely it's just meant to be like either kind of emo or 2000s looking outfit. I think that seems to be the extent. Yeah, or just like a cool girl you picked up on the straight. Big ass blonde on her knees for a fuck while

rollerblading. Huh. I'm saying that. Yeah. Especially in my skates. I'm saying that. Maybe Dutch people don't know what like emo is. Maybe when they're translating... Yeah, they're trying to put like e-girl. Like big titty-goth girl, e-girl. Yeah, yeah. They're like a skater. Yeah, I was a skater.

Would like a girl who knows how to skate. I would like a skater. Would like a girl who knows how to skate. I would like a skater. Glad we come with that news. My God. Wow. An absolute smorgasbord of pornography categories. It was a smorgasbord. And we have one final schmorgbord for you this evening. It's time for a segment we haven't checked in on in a while. Looks like menus back on the menu. Oh hell yeah. Looks like menu, back on the menu, boys. I'm a simple band.

That one gets you, doesn't that? Listen to Julian has sent in what he describes as a quote, insane menu. This was posted on a website that used to be called Twitter by Brian Duffield, who says, I'm at a Lord of the Rings themed restaurant in Michigan. And fellas, yes, have so many thoughts. Brian has helpfully posted a photo of the menu, a cocktail menu, to be precise. Under the heading Specialties from the Shire, we've got the Hobbopolitan.

Described as Bilbo's Own take on a cosmopolitan. I don't think Bilbo ever made a cosmopolitan. That's fucking stupid. I thought he'd chink of me. It would never have made that. I'm like a horrible little Hobbit. It's gonna make it in like a wooden cup. You know?

Do you think he has a cosmogas? I don't think thi th th th th th th th th thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I thi, I don't thi, I don't th, I don't thi, I don't thi, th. I don't tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, th, th, th, th, th, tho-a, the tho-a, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don't think he does. I don't think he's... I don't think there's a single Coop Glass in the Shire, to be honest. I don't even think he could borrow one. Not a chance. What's in a cosmopolitan? I don't think he's got it, whatever's in there. Using some kind of mead. We've also got a bloody billbow. Our version of a bloody Mary will have you craving one after the other, it says. A lot of a lot of ambiguity about what makes these different.

You should probably just say what's in him. You're not even using quotes from the Lord of the Rings. You haven't put any effort into the menu. Gandalf the gray drink. Mm-hmm. This is. It's puzzling appearance may have you fooled. And then in parentheses, it's just a fun Long Island iced tea. So I guess they put like, they make it look gray.

And then it's also just a Long Island iced tea. That's fucking stupid. I don't want to drink a gray drink. I'm gonna say that right now. If you come up to me with a tall glass slice of lemon on the side filled with liquid that looks like it came from the dishwasher not going to be that interest in drinking it. We got a Sam wise Sangria. Sam Greer. Sam Greer. Sam Greer. Yeah it's right there. Pippin's Paloma. Not your basic Paloma, but a Pippins paloma. In what way? In what way? Is it Pippin? I don't believe that's all cleared up. In what way? I really feel like they could have let whoever was doing these menus off without attaching the description.

I think everything's right there in the title, right? Just put the ingredients. Well, you need to put a quote from the film. You could order an evermore sunrise. A tequila sunrise fit with all the nostalgia. The pant evermore. What do you mean? What do you mean?

This is. Why are these just puns on names? You go to the Lord of the Rings bar and it should be, they should be selling you mead and like, fucking butter beer or whatever the fuck I know that's Harry Potter so just mead then maybe beer I think they drink beer and made me and it should have hobott beer on it or something or like and a Sam Greer beer and a Sam Greer yeah and they could make that there because they had wine in Lord of the Rings yeah yeah yeah they did according to the AI the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. they they they they they they they they they their. they're their. their. their. their. their. their. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I their their their their their their their their their their their they. I I I they. I I they. I they. they. their their their their they. their their they. their they. they're they're they're they're they. they're they're their the because they had wine in Lord of the Rings. Yeah. They did. According to the AI assistant on Quora, the world of Lord of the Rings,

characters are often depicted drinking ale, meat and various types of wine. Hobbits in particular are known for their love of ale and beer. Additionally, the Hobbets enjoy smoking pipeweed. Yeah, they do. Who wouldn't? Sex in the Shire. Sex on the beach with a bilbo twist. What's the billbow twist?

But they put Shire in the name. Yeah, because there's no beaches there, I guess. And finally, Aragorn's old-fashioned. Come one, come all for this Hobbit take of an old-fashioned. That sucked, dude. That sucked. Shit sucks. Think about how creative you could do this. You could have, you could have put fun stuff on that menu.

You could have had fun with it, but you didn't. You didn't even try. And here we are. Terrible. Great. Nazcules Martini. You know, that's it. What? That's it.

That wasn't a real one. No, but you couldn't you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you That's all that's... Oh, you know, that wasn't a real one? But you couldn't tell. Could you? Buckle Barry Martini, you know, it's easy. It's easy. It's easy. What of the rings seemed restaurant, sorry, we can finish the podcast I'm just I need to find out what this place is.

Read the source material before you write a little menu, you know, for God's saying. Yeah, Jesus, you read that's still Merillian. Idiot. I haven't, no, I've tried. Not me either. Well, thank you everybody who sent in some stories. It really helped fill in the gaps while Ben was away this week, seeing as he does all the work. Ben doesn't do it. Ben ignores all of the emails because he has like, he feels about it, like it should be new to you and stuff. Yeah.

He doesn't want to tell you you're doing a good job either. He's withholding. He's very withholding. But he does withhold to the fact that when he does say it to you, it means so much more. It doesn't mean so much. It feels so special. Yeah. We all crave that day, you know? Yeah. Well, we'll see you next time. Thank you for listening. And also, if you wanted merchandise time for Christmas, you should have wanted it weeks ago. We should have thought of saying that some time ago, shouldn't we? We're so good at podcasting. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, if your loved one has a birthday in early January. If you got money for Christmas in a Christmas card, you should spend it on merchandise. Yeah, check out our Boxing Day sales.

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