Circling Back - Storming Area 51 with Hashtag Chad
Episode Date: July 15, 2019We kick off by complaining about crowded grocery stores before going into detail about storming Area 51 (and the memes that go along with it). We then welcome Callaway's Chad Coleman (aka Hashtag Chad...) to talk The Open Championship. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop (00:17) Grocery Store Gripes (17:51) We're Storming Area 51 (41:46) Hashtag Chad Joins Us (1:17:13) Acai Bowls Aren't Actually Healthy Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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all right we're back live from the early bird cbd studios in austin texas my name is will
defries my right dave ruff so i done fucked up will what'd you do i did the grocery shopping
yesterday you know what that means means i bought a bunch of shit I didn't need, and I'm back on it.
Got some cacao nibs, got some homemade cold brew.
Do you just have a shared grocery list with Alyssa that she just knocks out normally?
I love grocery shopping.
Pretty much.
I've got more on grocery shopping later if we have time.
I feel like we've got time.
Okay.
We've got time?
Yeah.
Tight. We're only 45 seconds in, and we've got five minutes before we need to introduce what's his face so we're good okay cool that's
a great point um here's the deal i feel like in your adult life the grocery store is the most likely setting for an adult,
a late onset fist fight.
Why?
Is it peak time like on Sunday or Monday evening?
If you're there, specifically,
if you're pushing the big cart, not hand basket,
you're pushing the big cart,
that's where you're going to find yourself in the most trouble, potentially.
Because it's a war zone.
No one's participating in the same uh set of rules
as you instacart has totally changed the game there's 20 instacart people there just looking
at their phones why does instacart get priority parking i don't know why are they why are they
more important than like us probably kickbacks it's really weird under the table i don't think
they should get priority parking i think they need to fend for everything like the rest of us.
Got to be some kind of kickback situation.
How long until they get their own checkout line?
Here's my issue with them as well, in addition to what you just said.
They're going to have that, by the way.
They're 100% going to do that.
So I guess their list is on their phone.
They're looking at their phone with no regard for where they're standing in the aisle.
They're wearing their Instacart shirts. They act uh you know a pass to do whatever they want and people are
trying to get by do their shopping are they on the right side are they on the left side are they
going uh down the wrong lane they don't care well i get mad when people are there and they're not
their focus is not grocery shopping sure they're like're like, I was behind a lady yesterday,
and I was just trying to get to the checkout.
That's all I was trying to do.
I was on my final stretch.
She was on the phone talking to somebody about something.
Her kid was running around.
Her cart was full, so she was having trouble pushing it and navigating it.
And I was like, no, you're okay.
Figure it out.
Take your head out of your ass.
I think I'd be a pretty strong candidate for a grocery aisle
fistfight because i i just i'm an aggressive cart driver i i just i whip in and out well you have to
be if you're slow if you're indecisive i have no patience for you when you're coming out of a lane
and you you know there's traffic coming by and you're you don't know when to enter uh
you can really get yourself into some problems if you're just if
you're parked on an aisle looking for something looking for an item that's okay to do but you
have to be all the way pulled off to the side of the road right yeah all the way up to the side
let us go around you if you're in the middle just like chilling there um no you know what my shoulder
check you my move is i like to find a spot on an aisle where I know no one's buying shit.
Like there's like a pudding aisle or like a part where the Jell-O is.
I know nobody's going to be perusing this, right?
No one's doing Jell-O anymore.
Park the cart there, and then I try to get— Cosby ruined that for everybody.
I run up—this is fair.
Fair point.
I run up to the end and get what I need, and then I'll go two aisles over and just bring it back.
Oh, no.
As if the cart's my home base because I'm much quicker without bringing that thing.
You can't leave your stuff unattended. Have you ever considered just grabbing someone's cart that's already full and just bring it back as if the cart's my home base because I'm much quicker without bringing that thing. You can't leave your stuff unattended.
Have you ever considered just grabbing someone's cart
that's already full and just being like,
all right, I'm feeling lucky today,
and just going to the checkout?
Okay.
I need a lot of this shit.
Yeah, it's like, actually, that looks pretty good.
I've heard people say like,
no, don't leave your cart unattended.
Why?
Is someone going to steal some shit out of my cart?
Yeah, someone's going to open up my steak
and spit in my steak and then shut it off.
They might spit in your iced and then shut it off.
They might spit in your iced tea.
I just feel like if I left it unintended for too long,
someone who works there would start to, like,
put it away for me.
Like, oh, they must have abandoned their cart.
That's my fear, yeah.
I feel like you'd really have to leave it for a long time.
Cart down.
We've got cart down.
I think I'm more of a candidate
for getting in a fight in the parking lot.
That's where all my issues arise.
Didn't you have words with somebody recently?
Because you didn't say excuse me? Yeah me i've been getting yeah i've been getting super aggressive
lately like i i might get in a fight soon so knowing what you what happened to you a couple
weeks ago when you walked in front of a guy and didn't say excuse me or something and he got mad
at you i overdid it yesterday oh you were over there was like five people on one aisle and i was
like pardon excuse me pardon this
dude give a little nod this dude was in the granola aisle and i walk between him and the granola and
he's with his wife or fiance girlfriend whatever his significant other and yeah instead of like
going around him which was physically impossible i had to go between him and i walked by and i just
hear him say some snide comment like oh yeah dude
excuse me and I was like uh come on what am I supposed to do and then like five minutes later
I see him like hugging his girlfriend or whatever his significant other and it looked like she was
like crying I was like yeah this is weird I don't know what's going on here I might have already
told that on here I was beefing though maybe they Topo Chico. I get mad in the parking lot because one,
people waiting like five minutes for a parking spot towards the front
is the most inferior thing in the world.
If you like watch how much you walk through a grocery store,
like if you look at your steps,
taking an extra 20 steps going like six spots up
further away from the grocery store, it's nothing.
Like how lazy are you that you like have to wait in a parking lot
for that kind of thing?
If you have kids,
kind of a different story.
But if you're like
an able-bodied human being,
it always happens with dudes
in like giant trucks.
I'm like,
just park in the back.
Back in like Dylan
in the back of the parking lot.
Hell yeah.
It's fucking stupid.
And if you bring in your child
to the grocery store
and it's like a high traffic time,
if it's like 5 30 on a tuesday
uh put them in a car don't let them just walk next to you because they're gonna get smoked
and i'm probably gonna be the one smoking them i'm gonna feel terrible i had a kid the other day
that was just pushing the cart around the um salad bar yeah and he was just running into people and i
was like what where's your mom let me talk to her we get it your kid's cute but they're gonna get
smoked and people are having to you know steer around, and they're causing a lot of trouble now.
I feel like I have more beef at grocery stores than most people,
and it's because I pretty much go every day.
I went twice yesterday.
It's not ideal for a Sunday when it's busy as hell.
I enjoyed it.
Were you going for a big trip or two little ones?
We went for a big trip,
and then we started cooking the pasta that we were making last night,
and we had an issue with the pasta.
It was all stuck together.
And we couldn't unclump it in the pot.
So you didn't turn it?
No, I just went and bought more.
But we were like, well, we already have everything else made.
We can't just not eat this pasta.
And so I had to go back at like 6.
It was brutal.
I don't mind getting in and getting out for a few items.
But just the big cart trip, man on a sunday is just no fun my big car trip i mean like work it was for like two days
we don't do like big big things yeah if my my fridge is never like totally full there's always
room for something more well that's why a lot of people do the delivery stuff instacart i'm watching you if you got money
and you got kids like if you have both of those things i don't blame you for instacarting all the
time that would stop me from going to the store if i had like two little kids that i had to like
think about when i went to the store heb does delivery now yeah through their own and we've
done it three times and all three times they've had a monumental error. Nice.
Really?
Yeah.
What, like you wanted a large Haas avocado and they got you two smallies?
Similar, but one time they showed up.
You can't trust one of those guys to get you an avocado.
The dude showed up and he gave us everything.
And there just happened to be two large zucchini.
I was like, why?
I love bonus zucchini.
This is weird.
Bonus zucchini.
I thought it might.
I don't know, man. Did you pay for that zucchini? I started. I don bonus zucchini. This is weird. Bonus zucchini. I thought it might... I don't know, man.
Did you pay for that zucchini?
I started...
I don't know.
I think so.
And then I started thinking about it like,
this is kind of gross.
This guy really wanted to do his dirty.
Yeah.
What if he was just...
What if that was for him?
Did you call him?
Like, hey, dude,
you left your zucchini behind.
We actually just...
We just stayed home
and sword fighted with him.
Sword fight.
Sword fight. Sword fight.
Hey, Dylan.
Hey, man.
Welcome to the podcast, man.
Wow, thanks for having me.
I'm so happy to be here.
It's going to be a great week.
Hey, did you have fun?
Of podcasts.
I had fun.
Did you have fun?
Yeah, thanks, Dave, for asking.
I'm ready to go, man.
We have a special guest today.
Yeah, today's a big day.
A lot of fun stuff's happening.
We also had a big week last week, just for those at home keeping track.
Not only did we do Circling Things on Patreon, which was our recap of Stranger Things,
but we also had Dave's wife Alyssa on Patreon for our listener voicemail episode.
She put Dylan in a body bag.
When?
She's getting great reviews, too.
When did she put you in a body bag? What happened?? She's getting great reviews too When did she put you in a body bag?
What happened?
I don't know
I just feel like she did
There was the middle part thing that happened
She called me out for that
One of the callers put you in a body bag
Let me change that
Yeah
She might have helped zip it up
Well I expect it from them
I don't expect it from your wife
It was a lady caller
Because I think very highly of her
And she just
She can't just sit here
On my podcast and roast me Oh it's dylan's podcast now oh wow okay uh last time i checked we were
equal owners of this but actually we're not dylan has 0.01 percent more which is really unfortunate
no 0.1 yeah 0.1 really it's not down to the hundredth you really won that
maybe i'll bet you're at recap is live i still think that think the bank teller had a crush on Did not down to the hundredth? No, it's the tenth, dog. You really won that.
Bachelorette recap is live.
I still think the bank teller had a crush on you and just gave it to you.
Could be it.
Oh, man.
She saw two dudes sitting with no ring on their finger, and she chose you.
Say what you got to say, dude.
No, no, no, no.
We all want to hear it, man. No, I don't think I should talk about that.
Okay.
I had some bank takes.
We're past it, though.
Yeah, we've moved on from the...
Do the banky leg.
Man, I don't know why.
What?
Just...
The banky leg?
How did you go there?
Do the banky leg.
Oh, man.
If I seem odd of it today,
it's because I can't hear out of my left ear.
I'm deaf now. You're struggling over there. I can see you it today, it's because I can't hear out of my left ear. I'm deaf now.
You're struggling over there.
I can see you trying to work it out with your jaw, and it's not happening.
You see the lips moving?
I've just been getting hella swims off lately, and it's starting to bite me in the ass.
Oh, your swimming is finally catching up to you.
Yeah.
Did you get in a pool over the weekend?
I've been in several pools over the last week.
It's like you're in a lake situation.
I was in a lake situation this week.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did in a lake situation this week. Oh yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
I did do a cannonball off a 15 foot platform.
So I'll do that's really,
yeah.
To all my haters out there.
Somebody hit me up and tagged me and asked if I was a flail boy.
And I was like,
I,
I almost want to respond like that's not,
you understand that's not me in this video.
Correct.
I mean,
that guy doesn't,
does that guy look like me?
Well,
he was like a six foot four linebacker.
Okay.
So yeah.
So like, he's essentially you.
Why didn't he do a cannonball?
We didn't coordinate.
That's probably for the best.
Yeah, we didn't think about it.
I told Sally I was running, and then he ran with me, and I was like, let's go.
You couldn't do a gainer?
Well, so my plan was to do just a cannonball regularly.
Dude, fuck gainers.
Oh, fuck.
I was doing gainers after 30.
I was going to do a can opener.
Is that the same thing as a gainer?
No.
A gainer is you jump forward and do a backflip.
Oh, fuck that.
No.
No offense, but I don't see you doing a gainer.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't do gainers.
Or I don't do backflips.
Don't do a gainer.
Even on trampolines as a kid, I didn't like doing backflips.
I know that they should have been easier because you can see your landing,
but they just made me uncomfortable for some reason.
And every time I did it, I would end up going too far back
and risking falling off the trampoline.
So, yeah, I don't gainer.
I was more of a jump up, land on my back, and then backflip guy.
That's safer, I think.
Oh, it's definitely safer.
Yeah, yeah.
If I saw you doing that, I'd be like, all right, let's do some real stuff.
My brain would not allow me to do anything backflip related at all. I just can's definitely safe. Yeah. Yeah. If I saw you doing that, I'd be like, all right, let's do some real stuff. My brain would not allow me to do anything backflip related at all.
I just can't do it.
Yeah.
I've done a front flip on a trampoline.
We used to have one,
but when it comes to doing back,
my brain just won't let me do it.
When it came to front flips,
misty flips,
anything like I could do those all day on a trampoline.
It's like Zoolander.
Can't turn left,
but for me,
it's a backflip.
When I do a backflip,
I throw a little twist in for some reason.
Yeah. Yeah. Damn. It's probably just like a defense mechanism yeah it is i think it might be it is
backflips are scary sometimes i'll hit just a sick 360 oh damn i just turned 360 on a tramp
into a pool that's pretty 360 degrees that's a full circle right Right. Yeah. That's all the way around. Yeah.
Now I thought about going back for more,
but I got one,
I got one jump off and then I decided to go leisure for the rest of the day.
Really?
Did that hurt your parts?
Nether parts?
No. The only thing I heard after I did it was my feet.
My feet hit really hard,
which I'd never like,
I'd never thought that would be what
hurt you gotta say on an entrance it was a really well executed cannonball you held it the splash
was didn't really match the the ball i was a little bit with a lot of trajectory i did too
i was expecting like you know some tsunami-esque waves yeah it's because he's trimmed up dude
people gave me shit dude this this
whole tone tone it or if you can't tone it tan it thing it's working out great like my weight has
not changed at all and so many people are like dude you look great right now i'm like well
yeah i spend my lunches at the pool these days and then i and then i go back to that grind
damn i know it's great you better hit yourself with some screen though, man. Don't get too burned. No, I have been.
Dude, I always apply. I always apply.
We're good. Your face looks a little red.
Yeah.
I put on a very aggressive cream this
morning. Okay. Now that
I've been doing more of
the sunning,
I've been implementing a lot more creams
to ensure that I'm good. You call it sunning?
Yeah. Okay.
That's what we say.
Did you put some sun in your hair?
No.
I have a theory, though.
I think my hair might get a little lighter because if I do the spray stuff into the hand,
I just kind of rub it all over my face and then get my hair. And then I think it kind of like turns it a little blonder.
Okay, Dan.
You are, this is what Dan.
No, no.
Dan bit.
Dan actually uses sun in.
Like if he says he is,
if he said he didn't,
he 100% was.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot how it was.
His hair color completely changed.
Yeah.
He was like, I don't know.
No, he said it was his face wash.
He's like, yeah, I just put my face wash.
Because there's bleach in his face wash.
Dan, I don't think it works like that. But my hair's not noticeably lighter, is it?
No, I don't know. I don't think it is.
It used to get noticeably lighter
a few years ago, but I don't think it does it anymore.
My mom and my sister used to put
lemon juice in my hair when I was a kid, so it would
get blonder.
I don't know what that was about.
Does lemon not have the same acidic properties
as lime, like we talked about?
It seems like that would maybe hurt your scalp.
Maybe that's why my hair ended up falling out.
It just burned off from your siblings?
That's not funny, Will.
Sorry.
I'm just imagining them taking a lemon
and then your scalp just burning like it's in Stranger Things.
They put it over in a squeezer and just dumped it on my head.
Your head's essentially a cocktail glass,
and they're just squeezing into your head.
Then they're dumping tequila in your ear to get swimmer's ear away from you.
My head's mad tasty.
Should we talk about our friends at Roback?
I think we probably should.
I wore one when I played golf this past weekend,
and I was hitting the ball different.
Really?
Because of the shirt.
Well, look good, play good is what a lot of people have said.
Roebuck is just their special company.
I even got a compliment.
I was told that it looked of the highest quality, which it truly is.
But we do have a code at home for everybody.
CB20.
What does that get you?
Gets you 20% off.
Oh, that's sick.
Hence the 20.
That's what that 20 means.
That is dope.
Yeah.
Actually, they want to do a phone call this week.
Oh, hell yeah.
I love talking to them.
I love talking to them.
I love talking to them.
I love phone calls.
I love a good phone call.
The shirt I wore this weekend was the Biltmore.
It has 66 reviews, all of which are five star so just take
that as you will make sense yeah and if you use cb20 you know you're getting that 20 off dog i'm
out and about and i see another dude i don't know wearing one i kind of give him like the nod like
so he looks at me and nods back it's just kind of like a knowing thing that he just knows that it's about the road dude yeah wow like i don't like honey do you know that guy nah row back it's a row back thing it's like a
jeep wave it's like the jeep wave but for a golf polo anyone who who drives a jeep you wave at
other jeeps on the road yeah and they wave back uh-huh same thing craig. said of this shirt, I enjoy the comfort.
Thanks for weighing in, Craig.
Thank you, Craig.
Yeah, I enjoy that as well.
He also said it has a smart look.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I always go dumb when I wear it.
True.
Ooh, Todd D. said,
great all-around shirt.
I really like the shirt.
It is great quality and very lightweight.
I live in Florida, and this will be perfect for I really like the shirt. It is great quality and very lightweight. I live in Florida
and this will be the perfect
and this will be perfect
for outdoor activities
in the summer.
Hell yeah, Todd.
Todd's just getting
hella activities off.
Todd's Bumble profile
has him holding up
like a big fish.
Todd is participating
in Hot Boy Summer for sure.
His entire life
is Hot Boy Summer.
Florida man.
He's Hot Boy year round.
Either way, roback.com, CB20. R-h-o-b-a-c-k there you go uh can we talk about area 51 please we kind of touched on it
on wednesday's episode it was like just now gaining traction when we talked about it last
let me say this i don't like it i don't like this why because we're we're too current with this we
we needed to punt this for like three weeks we need to wait till it gets closer i don't like it. I don't like this. Why? Because we're too current with this. We needed to punt this for like three weeks.
We need to wait until it gets closer to the actual raid.
I don't like how this podcast is becoming like we're getting in on things.
I don't like that.
We're not known as ground floor guys.
Yeah, what's our problem?
I don't know.
Why are we too current?
We're getting too good.
We're going to lose our audience.
Okay, if you just Google Area 51 raid right now
and you look at the top stories,
the first headline is
1 million people want to raid Area 51
to quote, see them aliens.
It's up to a million now?
It was 400,000 last time we talked.
Well, we got a milli off.
I need to RSVP to this.
Can we go and just tailgate yeah i don't want to actually
participate and try to and try to bust in i just want to watch everyone else do it so the basis of
this is that is a facebook event that is for september 20th 2020 and it says storm area 51
they can't stop us all i am going to mark myself as going can you rsvp for three because i don't i'm not on facebook
okay i just i just rsvp'd but it just says we will all meet up at area 51 alien center tourist
attraction and coordinate our entry if we naruto run what does that mean i don't know we can move
faster than their bullets let's see them aliens let's see them aliens. Let's see them aliens.
I got bad news for
the million plus who have signed up.
If they do storm Area 51,
I think they're going to be disappointed. Why?
Because they're not at Area 51.
If you listen to what Bob Lazar said,
who is not our special guest, I was
misinformed.
They're at S4, south of Area
51. I don't even know if s4 still exists did you guys did you
guys uh get into bob was our last night per my request no it was a little too late it was a
little too late you wanted to get into bob was our at 11 o'clock had you yeah had you texted maybe
like three hours earlier i might have mixed it in my sunday rotation but at that point i already had
plans and for the record s4 he did4, Bob Lazar never saw any aliens,
but he did work on alien technology.
Okay, they can't stop all of us,
company line that they're pushing here?
I think they can.
I'm going to disagree.
I think they absolutely can stop all of you.
With the advancements in modern weaponry.
They have, yes, they have advanced weaponry.
Yes, this is military stuff we're talking about here.
That place is heavily fortified.
You can't just knock on the door and they're like,
yeah, who do you know here type situation.
You got to bust through some serious...
You just can't do it.
They didn't really talk to many people before determining the date.
I have a rehearsal dinner that night.
What day is it? I'm going to have to res before determining the date. I have a rehearsal dinner that night. What day is it?
Friday night.
I'm going to have to reschedule my flights.
Is that a Friday night?
Yeah.
It was smarter than not to do Saturday, though.
Look, let's go.
Well, that's my next question.
Like, am I going to be back in time?
Let's go there.
Dave, bring Traeger.
I don't know if I'm going to travel with my grill.
We'll get some white claws.
We'll tailgate this thing, and we'll watch it all go down.
But I don't want to catch a bullet.
I figured out what the Naruto run is.
Okay.
It's where you run, but your hands are straight back,
so you're leading with your head.
Does that make sense?
Are you trying to become less of a target or something?
I think it's like aerodynamics or something.
So everyone's running.
Oh, that's like you're crossing a finish line.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's the point of this?
That's how we're running in.
Why can't you just run in normally?
Because this is more intimidating.
Imagine a million people running at you like this.
I mean, a bullet's still going to take you down.
What's the closest airport to Area 51?
I want to see what plane tickets are from Austin.
Probably Vegas.
I don't know if that's true.
There's probably one closer.
It's in New Mexico?
Nevada?
Where is it?
New Mexico.
New Mexico.
Area 51?
I thought it was Nevada.
I have no clue.
See, they're really doing a good job of keeping this secret.
I think it's there.
I know it's in that area, it's in the desert
I thought it was in New Mexico this entire time
No, you're thinking of Los
Los Alamos, the nuclear stuff
I could be wrong
Yeah, it's in Nevada
Nevada or Nevada, what do you guys say?
I'd say Nevada
Nevada
I'm not against Nevada, but I say Nevada.
You know, it's a word that I've never really thought about.
A state name, a proper noun.
I always said Nevada.
Yeah.
Let's see what plane tickets are doing.
You're right, Dave.
The closest airport is Las Vegas.
Not that far from Vegas.
So if we fly in the night before and we leave on
saturday find a vegas just throw bones at bellagio for a couple hours and let's hit the road out to
area 51 flights right now if we do this this frontier spirit airlines combo platter we
through cheapo air we can go there for 143 dollars right now i just realized that i will be
i'm flying into vegas on september 20th let's go i'm already going book your ticket now dude
i'm going uh just with some a friend have you have you booked your have you booked your ticket yet
yeah i have okay i might have my flight i'm i'm landing early morning on that friday the 20th
huh it's i just realized well you need to get in a car
and drive 124 miles that's not that far oh fuck i'm i'm gone i'm gonna i'm gonna go that's like
an hour and a half it's only 124 miles away oh yeah i'm going but i had no clue well i thought
it was in it's gonna be tough because i think there's probably some checkpoints you're going to have to get through.
They can't stop all one million of us, David.
That's the whole point here.
How many of the million actually show?
If they get 10%, it's still crushing it.
My favorite part about what's happening on social media with this thing.
What's going on, Will?
Sorry.
Is that everyone just assumes
they're going to be able
to adopt an alien?
Yeah.
They take it home
and like teach it
about our culture and shit
and I'm losing it
on Twitter.
It's going to take a while
to earn that alien's trust.
Yeah.
Did you see the tweet
of the dude
after he gets his alien
a haircut?
No.
He slaps the back of his head.
It's like this bald dude.
I saw that.
Why do barbers do that?
I mean, the memes for this,
I will go as far to say that I'm getting way more enjoyment
out of Area 51 Twitter than White Claw Twitter.
Black Twitter is having a field day with Area 51.
They're on fire right now.
I mean, little Susie Vert is just going off with these retweets.
You've heard us talk about her before,
but she just has the best retweet game,
and she's doing it all right now.
Just by retweeting.
They even have like a thing.
I don't know if it's on tiktok on tiktok they
have like an alien filter so it's just a twerking alien and people are just posting videos of them
dancing with their alien that's that's like you can't adopt the aliens if you go there well maybe
it's like they're gonna walk in there and there can be like 500 000 aliens walking around like
hey i want to go i want to be adopted it's not going to work that way. I don't think I'm going to be able to adopt one.
Why?
I just don't.
Do you have concerns about Randy?
Randy's so young,
and he's getting into the early teenage years,
and I don't want him to buck up,
and I don't want there to be a problem.
You know what I mean?
He might be territorial.
Yeah.
Introducing a creature from another dimension into the home is just.
Yeah.
It's going to be tough.
It might be shocking for him.
There are too many good tweets to even like point.
And so many of them are just like TikToks or Vines or I guess not Vines.
It's just like, oh, like I'd love it.
This is an honest question.
Logistically, like, how close are people going to be able to get
if this actually happens?
Not close.
They won't get within 100 miles.
Within 100 miles?
Yeah, they will.
Okay.
I feel like 100 miles is a lot.
They won't get within 20 miles.
No.
Dude, I think there's a no-flight zone
covering a pretty significant portion of that.
Yeah, but what you're not taking into account
is that they can't stop us all.
I just feel like history shows that they can't stop us all.
I feel like history has shown that they can stop us all.
Have you seen the alien sitting on his bed
waiting for the we outside text?
He's dressed like he's ready for the club,
holding his phone.
Dude, the best one is my alien waking me up at 3 a.m.
Because why is he so tiny?
He's just standing in the doorway.
Why is it such a...
Because he has to throw up?
Is it that one?
Well, there's a... Because to throw up? Is it that one? Well,
there's an
because he threw up
because he
just a number
of things.
Little Suzy
really snapped
on Alien
Twitter.
Yeah.
What's her actual
at?
Give it to the
people.
At Sue
S-U-E
Chains
and that's
spelled like chain with two Z's on the end. At Sue, S-U-E, Chains. And that's spelled like chain with two Zs on the end.
At Sue Chains.
Okay, okay.
I mean, you've gone on record saying that if you had to unfollow everybody on Twitter except for one person,
you would probably keep her because her retweet game is so strong.
I am on record saying that, and I mean it.
I wish we could gas up the people who are actually doing the tweets, too.
Like the She's Our Team.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's just so many.
There are too many.
I just scroll through her TL and it's aggressive.
Yeah.
So should we have my bachelor party there?
I'm already going to be there.
Logistically, Will, that's going to be tough.
What can we do with the salt flat, though?
The what? Tell me about the salt flat though the what tell me about the
salt flat salt flat outside of area 51 oh like we get the world's biggest margarita glass put that
bitch in there what if we got we come by that what if we made the world's biggest l dave at
my bachelor party just think about it i'm just swimming in it mm--hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Damn.
Dave's just doing backstrokes, squirting lines everywhere.
In his hair.
Oh, man.
I'm just going to get a hell of a line burns.
Oh, yeah. Don't do that.
Yeah, that's probably a bad place.
Yeah.
That's another concern about this.
This is in the middle of the desert.
Okay.
It's going to be very warm.
So people bring a lot of water.
Is this going to be like a multi-day event
like they're gonna camp out and stuff or just the raid and then go home with your alien why don't
we rent an rv okay i mean like i said i'll be there already okay if we can get a hold of a nice rv
would you i have one but i have some lab equipment we'll have to take out of it it's parked in new mexico right now oh okay what's the breaking bad lab equipment
oh god my dad's on season three oh hell yeah he just called me yesterday
let's dude let's have him on the pod and have him talk about it he's uh
he's better at the names with Breaking Bad as opposed to Game of Thrones
where it's very hard for him to keep up
with many of the characters.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Which, I'll be honest,
when I watched the first season,
I didn't know any of the character names.
I just knew Ned.
To rip the curtain down,
when we talked Stranger Things,
I had to have a list of the characters all up
because no one likes mixing up Will and Mike more than me.
When I was watching season three of Stranger Things,
I was doing, in my head,
I was doing little training devices with like,
when they would show somebody in my head,
I would say, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Whose name do you forget the most?
Because mine is Lucas.
Jonathan.
Jonathan's tough.
He just stinks though.
Because he's just such a nothing burger.
Yeah.
It's kind of hard.
Has Tom DeLonge gotten involved in any any of this i don't know if he's
spoken on it who's tom delong he's the old blink-182 guitarist who quit the band to pursue
aliens yeah i remember that band that you said just absolutely stinks yeah they're absolutely
garbage uh-huh he's a big alien guy then yeah i mean he wrote an entire song about it i wouldn't know surprised you haven't heard it
me too well not only is he a big alien guy like he's he's pretty much pivoted from uh front man
leading front man bass player is he a bass player no he's a good lead guitarist uh the bass player
yeah mark mark's bass to uh to just alien guy so he's gone crazy he did a rogan he did a joe rogan about a year ago maybe longer
uh joe's had some guests on that have not been good tom's tom's rogan is one of the few that i
have just turned off in the middle because i i felt weird listening to it because i felt like
i was listening to a crazy person really yeah that's too bad. Yeah. It's disappointing because you know this is going to flop, right?
No one's actually going to get inside.
It's definitely not going to happen.
They can't stop us all, though.
They can't stop us all.
I get it.
But we all got to get there first in order for this to even attempt to go down.
Your flight is booked.
My flight's booked.
I'm supposed to be in California that night, so I'm going to have to change my flight.
What are y'all doing?
I got a wedding.
Obviously, Area 51 is strategically placed in the middle of nowhere,
so it's hard to get to, and that's going to cause a problem.
If it was downtown Chicago, it would be a different story.
We could all storm that thing pretty easily.
But it's going to be hard to get out there, man.
I feel like Area 51 is a diversion.
I feel like it's been a diversion for a long time.
It's just a big bunker of nothing.
I bet there's some stuff that goes on there.
Or just like playing ping pong down there and stuff.
Yeah, I mean, they've probably got beanbag chairs
and like a couple of those old school arcade games.
Boba Lamps and stuff.
Foosball.
Yeah.
It's fine.
As it turns out, Tom DeLonge's foire into UFOs.
It's not going well.
I thought he got some government contracts
or some shit. In 2015,
he founded the To the Stars Academy
of Arts and Sciences, an organization
for the study of UFOs and extraterrestrial
life. Yeah, I tried to get a scholarship
there. I got denied. You didn't get a scholarly?
No scholarly. Do they have a LAX program?
They don't. I tried to start a club hockey program Got denied. You didn't get a scally? No scally. Do they have like a lax program? They don't.
I tried to start
like a club hockey program.
Their helmets are just aliens.
In 2018,
a financial statement
filed with the SEC,
the company reported
that it had incurred losses
from operations
and has accumulated a deficit
that as of June 30th, 2018
has reached $37.4 million.
That's fine.
Uber has never turned a profit, right?
Bird lost $100 million.
It's the same thing.
Yeah.
True.
What does the government tell us Area 51 is?
Officially, what is that place?
I appreciate you looking at me for this,
but I got to tell you, I don't know.
You're the alien boy.
Yeah, they probably say it's just like an Air Force
thing. United States Air Force
facility, commonly known as Area 51,
is a highly classified
remote detachment of Edwards Air
Force Base within the Nevada test
and training range.
According to the CIA,
that's not important.
Do you want to know what Tom said?
He deleted these tweets, though.
Officially, it's just highly classified.
Do you want to know what Tom deleted, though?
Yeah.
I think they probably used to do test flights.
They were developing the stealth bomber and shit.
Yeah.
But I bet they've got another location now,
because everybody knows about it.
Don't they test nuclear weapons out there too?
They used to.
Yeah.
They used to, which is weird.
They go to where people are not.
I know, but it's still weird.
Well, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, nuclear weapons are aggressive.
Here's what Tom tweeted and deleted.
Storming Area 51 won't do anything of value.
The secrecy is a bureaucratic issue, a corporate issue,
not an us versus them issue.
We need legislation to be signed
that changes the way
this particular subject is classified.
They are operating without oversight.
That's wrong.
Wow.
Is that salt flat thing
just a dry lake?
Is that what it is?
I don't know. I don't know. are you trying to wakeboard on it i'm
seeing i'm looking at an aerial photograph of area 51 there's this big white dry lake next to it's
gotta be what you're talking about tom also went on record saying hey mom there's something in the
back room let's hope it's not the creatures from above right that's a
back room let's hope it's not the creatures from above right that's a
do you think okay this is my final question on this do you think trump gets involved at any point do you think he tweets about it you know it'd be nice you gotta think he might get in on
if the movement gets big enough i think we get a trump tweet about area if you do stuff some people
over the weekend not surprising what's trending right now? You think he'll tell those? If you went to Twitter moments right now, what would you see?
Racist president.
Okay.
He's trending.
You got to think he can't be real happy with the aliens being here.
Maybe he'll tell them to go back to their planet.
See what I did there was topical.
Look at what we're doing in America right now.
Racist president in a storming area 51.
Yeah.
Are they going to do like raids into our houses with our aliens
and try to take them back?
That's going to be fucking bullshit.
Once you adopt it, it's true.
Are they going to have an adoption setup at Area 51?
The adoption process is very lengthy.
It's a quick form you've got to fill out.
I know a couple good adoption attorneys.
It's like adopting a straight dog.
You adopt.
You're the docking guy. You told. Yeah, you're the docking guy.
You told us on Friday
you're into docking.
Did you look that up after?
You still haven't looked that up,
have you?
Docking?
Yeah.
I know what it is.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Man, I just want some action
from this event.
I don't want it to just be
a total dope.
Dude, it's got to be a slow play.
It'll happen.
We still have two months.
You know what I mean?
Two months for the government to prepare for this.
Two months for us to get more steam.
What if it's like five million people by that point?
It could be.
They can't stop five million people.
Look how many we got in the first week.
And the logistics of getting that many people there, though.
It's just tough.
How many roads go into Area 51?
Like, one? We can't all fit down this road. It's just tough. How many roads go into Area 51? Like one?
We can't all fit down this road.
There's just one road.
Are we going to parachute in?
Like what's the deal here?
You got to go in like
Mad Max style.
Walk through the desert?
You got to go in on like some like
Drive through the desert?
My hope is that this all
just gets so out of control
that people actually start like
really going hard on Area 51.
Oh like the conspiracy part of it?
Yeah, I hope the conspiracies and everything
just gets so ramped up that it's just a thing.
If there's one thing that I'm down to have people...
I really need y'all to get into Bob Lazar.
It's Lazar?
Bob, L-A-Z-A-R.
Okay.
I think he's the most credible person on this matter.
You're a major Lazar fan.
Where do I consume this content, Dave?
There's a Netflix documentary, which I have to warn you,
some of the production is kind of cheesy.
Hell yeah.
And Mickey Rourke, for some reason, does the voiceover,
like the narration.
Don't know why.
Also, he did a Rogan, which is better.
They cover the same stuff.
If you want to get weird for a few hours, do that.
But essentially, Bob Lazar, if you believe him,
he was a scientist who was tasked with working on top secret stuff
at this site, S4, which is also in Nevada.
And he went public with it.
And like, he's long been discredited.
They, he claims they erased his like collegiate records.
He went to, he like says he went to MIT and like, there's no record of him,
but people like, oh yeah, I remember him.
He was a classmate, but there's no record of him there.
And if you listen to him, you're like the stuff he says, it's like, wow,
this is, it sounds credible.
I don't know
it could be a government uh psychological operation could be a false flag could be they're
just putting out bad info out there to kind of maybe uh so our enemies think that we have this
technology but if you listen to what he says like the shit it's like physics defying stuff
so it's it's pretty crazy i mean i'm in look're going to get into this, we may as well go deep.
Yeah.
No point in having a governor on this.
I'm not going to pussyfoot around this.
I want to know about these aliens.
I want to see these things.
I'm not trying to fly near the sun.
I'm trying to fly into the fucking sun.
Directly into it and hope that there are aliens on the sun.
Just fucking smoking hot aliens?
Well, have you seen the theories lately that people are starting to think
that there might have been life on Mars before Earth?
Yeah, I've thought of that.
And now it's gone?
Damn.
Makes you think.
Who are these people?
Is it Tom?
Tom DeLonge.
What if we get leaked, like people are out there,
and they got their phones out
and people just start busting out holding little aliens.
They're adopting it.
The whole visual of it is just so funny to me.
I'm bringing a trench coat when we do it so that I can ride my alien out.
I'll just get on his shoulders and we can just skedaddle out of there.
I'm going to bring an extra little ball cap for him.
Yeah.
Bring him a Cowboys jersey.
Alien number one.
Yeah.
What kind of care package are you bringing your alien?
He woke up to the outside.
It's a gift basket.
Yeah.
Here's a Roback shirt.
We're like on our way out.
Like we're going to hop on the plane and like the guy,
you know,
the stewardess is like, what do you think Dax can do this year? You think they're going to re- the plane and like the the guy you know the the stewardess
is like what do you think dax can do this year you think they're gonna re-sign him i think he's
worth it i think he's just average but i don't know what i'm bringing him yeah can they match
us with aliens that have similar interests to us what do they eat i don't know i'm gonna bring
him some bangles like what's going on are you worried that like if you give him like the homies
old bed that like it's not gonna he's to fit in it. He just melts through it.
Have you seen me listening to Alien music after I...
Yeah.
They're like bouncing their heads to it like it's hip-hop.
Everybody's using that one LeBron clip where he's like...
I don't know why he's in a studio, but...
The music doesn't really slap, though.
No, it's really hard to get any kind of rhythm to that, but...
Yeah.
They say music is the universal language.
That is what they say.
Dave makes a good point.
What's the first thing you're going to...
What's the first record you play for him?
I'm guessing for you, it's like Vampire Week.
No, I think Aliens Exist by Blink-182.
I might not have thought that you were real,
but Tom DeLonge sang this to me in 1998,
and ever since then, I'm like,
all right, my destiny is to have you.
I'm going Mason Ramsey or something like that.
His verse does slap on the new Old Town Road.
He snapped.
One, they need to stop putting out remixes of that.
Two, though,
just don't leave the other parts in.
Just give us the remix
with Mason Ramsey and Young Thug.
You could take out the Billy Ray verse.
Yeah, we don't need that.
We'd be fine with that.
No offense.
The Young Thug verse is not it, fam.
It's not good.
But if you ain't got no giddy up,
then giddy up my way.
When he dropped that
oh yeah it was over yeah yeah everyone else is playing for second place
oh should we take a quick break uh regroup real quick before we have our guests on and then uh
get back to it yes all right let's do that is this a will to freeze tinky break maybe cool okay we're back and yes we do have a studio guest
or actually not studio guests he's calling in it would have been cool if he was here
you know him by the name hashtag other people may know him by the name chad coleman of callaway golf
hashtag what's up gentlemen i'm well i'm in my i'm in our studio if that counts that counts
your studio is exactly like ours yeah it's pretty much the exact same thing but in our studio, if that counts. That counts. Your studio is exactly like ours.
Yeah, it's pretty much the exact same thing.
But in our hearts, you're sitting right next to us.
That's what I envision.
How's it going?
You know, it's good, Chad.
We've had a few Monday things.
We just got done spending about 45 minutes talking about Area 51.
If you want to join us for that, you can, by all means, you can squad up with us.
You're not very far.
I've been seeing a lot of posts about that over the weekend um but i honestly like i haven't had time to like
understand like look into like what that even is like i saw the i saw a couple headlines of people
trying to break in or whatever but i don't i don't not really knowledgeable enough to provide
really good expertise but i can't wait to listen to how you guys broke it down
because it seems pretty interesting.
Well, the invite's out there if you do want to join us.
I've already RSVP'd on Facebook to see them aliens.
That's great.
I mean, most people will probably assume you're here
to talk the Open Championship,
but I have a question before we actually get into golf.
Did you smoke any meats this weekend?
Didn't smoke any meats, no.
Actually, I smoked quite a few meats over the last couple,
so we took the weekend off from the Traeger.
I'm just waiting for you and Dave to start a meat smoking podcast.
You know Dave threw some meats on the grill this weekend.
It was the weekend of Dave.
It was the weekend of Dave.
Don't tell me you didn't put a little steak on the grill for yourself on Saturday night.
Friday night.
Friday night was steak night.
Saturday night I made the mistake of going with a Whataburger behind my house.
It was very, very average.
What'd you get?
I got a bacon Whataburger.
I had jalapenos.
It was fine. But I'm trying to become an Instapod influencer. That's kind of my next thing.
An Instapod influencer. I heard those things are pretty cool. That's funny you say that, Dave,
because there's certain things that I'll get. Ashley rarely, especially now with our kids, she were like, I rarely find myself with
a weekend alone, but if, and when I do, there's like, everybody has those like certain things,
right. That they, that they try to get away with, or I don't know if you guys eat water burger
regularly, but like all mine is Taco Bell. Like anytime Ashley hates it. So anytime she's gone,
um, like no matter what, I'll probably have Taco Bell for
dinner that night. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. I don't want to put her on blast, but why
doesn't she live Moss? I don't know. Actually. She's ever has really provided like a sound,
um, you know, like reason for not liking Taco Bell, but it's just not her thing, I guess.
Well, I did mention on a podcast recently that one of my staples in my Taco Bell order is Maxi
Melts and you broke the news to me that they've actually retired the Maxi Melt.
Yeah. I went to Taco Bell after that and I ordered one, not immediately after that,
but at some point and they were like, oh, we don't have those anymore. But the guy
that took my order found a way to like basically craft a Mexi melt out of like a different order by like by like adding something to.
I forgot exactly what it was.
Did I tell you what it was, Will?
No.
He like added like beef to a cheesy roll up or something like that.
And it made it basically a Mexi melt.
So like a way to get around it by ordering like off menu.
But like I didn't even ask him. I just saw that it showed up weird on the screen. I was like,
what is that? And he's like, Oh, we don't, we actually don't have Mexi melts anymore, but
this is the way around it. Well, Dylan, what's your theory on Tex-Mex? Yeah, well, of course,
all Tex-Mex it's, it's all the same ingredients, just, just organized in different ways,
which is so true. Yeah. It's all, you know, just organized in different ways. Which is so true. Yeah.
It's all cheese and sour cream and cheap meat and some kind of tortilla or hard shell.
Doesn't have to be cheap meat.
Yeah, come on, dude.
Upgrade to the filet meat one time getting fajitas.
Okay, we were just talking Taco Bell.
You're cheap meat.
That's what they used to call me.
Were you allowed to eat Taco Bell as a kid, Dylan?
That's what they used to call me.
Were you allowed to eat Taco Bell as a kid, Dylan?
My mom and dad never took me to Taco Bell,
but when I was with friends and their parents or whatever,
yeah, we would eat it.
I once ate 12 party tacos.
I once ate 12 Jack in the Box tacos before a high school baseball game.
Not the move.
Why would you do that? Oh, wow, that's definitely not the move, Dylan.
So when you got 11 down, you were like, yeah, I'll do one more i was doing it for the story and it ended up being
not very cool at all no you just told a really good story my boss ate uh 12 krispy kreme donuts
one time uh krispy kreme donuts like he ordered a dozen for a couple people and ended up like
it was it's if you listen to him tell the story it's like a 30 minute long
up like it was it's if you listen to him tell the story it's like a 30 minute long story and it's so good about how like he just found himself eating more and more and then he realized he was like 10
deep he was like nine deep and he was like i have to do the whole 12 now he had to go the distance
at that point you have to go you have to go so he got like two months worth of sugar in one sitting
that's how i feel with like a big pizza if If I see there's one slice left of a pizza,
I'm like, well, I have to finish the pizza.
You're not bringing that home.
You're not bringing it home
and you're not throwing it away.
No.
You've got to put that away.
So, Chad, you're on here, obviously,
to talk about the launch of the Callaway pipe.
Have you had a chance to hit it yet?
We haven't seen a prototype.
Yeah, the prototype
is uh you know it's back in r&d right now under a vault and and lock so it's it's pretty pretty
tucked away but uh i have seen some early renders and um it looks pretty badass i'm not gonna lie
what's the color scheme on it it's just black and black wow murdered out
color i think yeah i love that will phil be playing with it uh at the open championship by any
chance well it's not on the conforming list yet okay um they actually the uh people who govern
the conforming list actually rejected it,
and they said that we can't name a driver of the pipe.
Damn it, man.
That's ridiculous.
So we're pushing back right now.
Classic bureaucracy.
Chad, we got to talk Phil real quick.
Hard reset, huh?
Yeah, how optimized is Phil right now?
I don't know if anyone has ever been as optimized as Phil is right now at this very moment.
What I read was something about for six days,
he literally only had water and this proprietary coffee blend.
That's it.
I feel like he's just catering to Dave right now.
Yeah, what is he doing?
Why is he reaching out to me? I feel like he's just catering to dave right now yeah what does he do why is he
reaching out to me i feel like he's doing a dave bit i'm surprised dave hasn't done this like dave's
gonna tell us he's going on vacation and then he's gonna come back like like no guys so i didn't
actually go on vacation i just sat in my backyard doing this cleanse can you imagine doing nothing
well first of all we need to know what's in that proprietary blend. Absolutely. One day he'll share it with us.
If we were ever lucky enough to get him on the pod or something,
that's going to be our first question.
How long did he say this was going on for?
Six days.
Six days.
And he mixed in a retreat as well?
Yeah, he was actually in Hawaii with his family
because I was talking with his team last week about a couple things,
and they were like, yeah, he's in Hawaii with his family.
And so I guess he was just kind of like laying low.
But you guys know what is in his proprietary coffee blend, right,
which I don't know if he adjusted that for the open or like for his cleanse
or if he's still going with the coarse ground Ethiopian Yirgacheffe.
I probably mispronounced that.
Coffee with almond milk, cinnamon, cacao nibs.
Cacao? Is that how you say it?
Cacao.
Cacao.
Sure.
Cacao nibs, collagen and MCT oil extracted from coconuts.
That's his proprietary brew.
from coconuts that was that's his proprietary blue uh brew um so i'm not sure if it was that or if he he went you know off script and did a little something else in there i'm not sure what's
what's going on i think calories wise you could do that for six days like if you just had two of
those you yeah but are you swinging a golf club during those six days are you just like cooling
your heels i just said he lost 15 pounds and That's right. If he did lose 15 pounds,
I need this exact layout so I can do this
before like big weddings
and stuff.
I just feel like
that if you're going
to hit bombs.
That's so much weight.
That's a lot of weight.
Yeah,
in a very short period of time.
That's more than,
that's almost two pounds a day.
Yeah.
Nobody's doing that.
You know he's mixing.
Nobody.
You know he's mixing in
a little medium chain
triglyceride too like you know that right what do you think his gut biome's looking like right now
oh dude chad do you have any intel on the retreat like what what kind of retreat are we talking here
i mean is he i just say i don't just say he did dmt they just kind of mentioned it in passing that
he was with his family in hawai week. Or this was last week.
They didn't mention anything else about like a retreat.
So I just assumed it was just a vacay.
Can I ask a dumb question?
Maybe he lived in the jungle like by himself for six days or something.
That's what I'm trying to picture.
That's what I want to picture.
Could he have been at Area 51?
I mean, he could.
I'm not ruling that out.
I'm wondering if he might have snuck over to the small island of lanai and did a little bow hunting for some axis deer
it wouldn't blow my mind if he went full axis that's all he ate dude he's like he's becoming
joe rogan like so i mean it wouldn't be that weird phil or uh phil ch, can we, dumb question, did he fly back to San Diego and then over to Northern Ireland?
Yeah, he flew back Friday night and then Saturday morning they flew over to Northern Ireland.
That is a lot of time zone changing there.
Holy shit.
Yeah, I mean, you're literally, think about how far from Hawaii to Northern Ireland is like, yeah, you're, you know, because from San Diego to Hawaii, you're four and a half hours or so.
What I, what actually like really shocked me when I went to Ireland a few months ago like a four hour flight from New York to the Southwest coast of
Ireland.
And you have like championship golf courses all along the coast there.
It's very accessible.
I guess that makes sense.
Yeah.
Cause even flying from Austin,
it's like eight hours.
It's really not a terrible flight.
It's,
it's really not,
you know,
and we can't forget that there's a possibility that
phil didn't even fly he might have just transcended space and time and just opened up a portal and
ended up there it's true that's true yeah for sure should we talk open real quick i saw the
odds last night let's do my favorite week of the year is it your favorite who was it i remember
listening to the pod last year around this time
whenever you guys had this discussion.
I think Dylan was on.
Was it Dylan who agreed that it was his favorite week?
No.
For me, it's always going to be the Masters.
And this is number two behind the Masters for me.
It might have been me.
Yeah, I really, really do enjoy it.
I love European golf when you can wake up in the morning
and just knock it all out
i love having like the final round be over before like 1 p.m yeah that's that's why i loved watching
tiger this year at the masters because it was all in the morning and it was like the greatest
morning of all time roll out of bed and see tiger t off game over it is time yeah it kind of sucks
for um for west west coast because it's always such a weird time that it comes on because I always really like to watch at least the first couple groups tee off on Thursday.
Just because that moment is so cool.
You know, like the very beginning of the Open.
But it's at like 1 or at like 2 a.m or 2 a.m here and so it's like such a weird thing because
it's like i'm not going to go to bed at like you know 11 and then wake up at 1 so i'm probably just
going to stay up and watch until 1 and then and then it's like if it's 2 30 or 3 by then it's
like i might as well just stay up it's like a weird thing always need your Ethiopian yoga chef yeah I know
I think AJ actually uh has ordered all of those ingredients and I think we're we're I'm not kidding
you he ordered all of them and I think we're gonna make it he sounds very optimized on the podcast
let me just plug that real quick are you doing this for content or you just actually want to just want to try it for yourself okay it's it's your content guy i figured so um but yeah man it's it's i'm
excited it's it's always you know i fell in love in a lot more with the open when i was able to go
there in saint andrews in 20 what was it 15 i for the Open, which is like, I think we all need to go.
Maybe it's back in 2021 when it's back at St. Andrews.
We should all go because going to the Open at St. Andrews is the ultimate, ultimate bucket list.
And it'll give you a whole new appreciation of the tournament and the history and everything.
Just being on site and on the grounds at the Open
is like an experience unlike anything I've ever gone through.
It was like a spiritual experience.
It was really cool.
The town of St. Andrews is so small,
and a lot of these towns that they have the Open at
are really
small towns. So you, you know, you go out for dinner and there's, you know, there's only a
pretty small town of like places to choose from. And you're walking down the street and you pass
Jordan speed and you pass like, you know, all these guys that are just in normal clothes going
to dinner themselves, because that's where everybody goes. There's nowhere else to go.
So it's like, it's just like a very unique and
cool experience and you know i love getting up early and and watching and i love i love
lynx golf and uh it's gonna be a fun week especially do you just see zege firing back
pints with the lads yeah zege is just walking around with like a mustache of guinness do you
see him in the pubs too or they just are just in the restaurant oh yeah for sure okay yeah yeah that that's a cool scene is there
is there like the whole uh is there any rivalry aspect like the usa european rivalry from like
rider cup does that bleed over to the open at all i don't think standpoint uh oh from a fan
standpoint um not really that i've noticed no that's actually kind of nice i do
want to go over to europe for a european rider cup just to like get into it but at the same time if
i'm going to like the open i don't really think i want to have that kind of like back and forth
with anybody the environments are just too different yeah i just want to go there cheer
for zj and then be done with it here's a question so this is in northern ireland how are the uh the northern irish fans to the english players
like a justin rose or something dude i'll tell you this uh i didn't i didn't go to northern
ireland we went we stayed on like the southwest uh coast but irish people are the nicest people
i've ever been around in my entire life so So I can't imagine that they would have any,
anything bad to say about anyone.
Like I,
I think that's why it's going to be a really fun week because the people over there are all like so awesome and so friendly.
And we were at a pub one night and what,
and we were like,
I don't know,
it was like probably 12 or 1230 and we were just hanging out. We had met the owner
of the bar. Um, he let us like, he showed us how to pour Guinness and, um, it was, we're just kind
of hanging out and we were like, all right, let's, let's grab like a taxi and go back home. And,
um, the owner was like, no, he's like, uh, he's like me and my wife, uh, we'll take you guys home.
Our cars are right out front here. Um, just pop out there and we'll, we'll take you guys home he's got our cars are right out front here um just pop out there and
we'll we'll run you guys home so like literally the owner of the bar without even hesitation
um overheard that we were looking to to get a cab which we absolutely would have no problem
and um he him and his wife just walked out the front and put us in their cars and drove us home
oh hell yeah that's hospitality that's the finest. That's incredible.
Well, do you think it's because
they knew who you were?
Like, with your standing
as a celeb?
No, this guy didn't know.
He knew that, like,
we were filming some stuff,
like, but he, I don't,
he was, like, an older,
like, just, I don't think he,
I don't think it was because
he knew, like, who, like,
no laying up was or anything.
Should we talk favorites?
Let's do it.
Let's talk favorites.
I saw the odds come out last night.
Or not, they didn't come out last night,
but I just saw an updated odds last night.
We got Rory at 8-1,
then you got the usual suspects after.
Kepka, DJ, Rom, Tiger, 18-1.
I think he's at 16 now.
Is he at 16 now?
Yeah, I'm looking at CBS.
Okay.
I'm on CBS too.
What the hell?
They got to update their shit.
They got to be more SEO friendly.
I could be wrong.
Yeah, who cares?
I don't know.
Do we have any sleepers that we need to be aware of, Chad?
Well, I just got to looking at the odds this morning as well i think there's always there's always a couple
european tour players that nobody hears of or knows about that always end up making a run right
so like last year was eric van rooyen who just got done finishing i think top five last week at the scottish open he's actually rounding into form um i wouldn't be surprised to see him you know near the top leaderboard wasn't he leading after
the first couple days last year ben royan i think he was um i don't know hard to say
it's impossible but we can never look that up so So you're always going to have a couple of those guys
that are top leaderboard,
just primarily because it's Lynx golf
and they're so used to playing that style of golf
that they have a slight advantage in that sense.
But who are y'all's picks this week?
I'm trying to play my cards close just so that Vegas doesn't try to change the
odds based on what I'm saying right now.
Um,
I don't know.
Why is speed 40 to one?
Cause if I'm picking from a betting standpoint,
I love putting like a dollar on speed to get $40.
I mean like not trying to sign a dig,
I guess.
Cause he hasn't won in like what? Two years.. I mean, like, not trying to sound like a dig, I guess, because he hasn't won in, like, what, two years?
So,
I feel like everybody
thinks that he's rounding back into form,
but it just hasn't come to fruition.
Well, I like critiquing him as much as anybody, and
I'm surprised that it's 40-1.
I'm going to go ahead and throw out my pick right now.
I'm going JT at 30-1.
Ooh!
You're loco for this, Dave.
Not really.
I guess kind of.
30-1, I think that's a great pick.
I don't know why.
Look, he played well this last weekend.
If he can roll some putts, I'm feeling good about JT.
Coming off that injury, I think he's back.
Yeah, that's always promising, Dave, coming off an injury.
No, no, no, he's back, I'm saying.
Look, this is where he makes his statement.
Look, dude.
I just have a major issue with what he wears.
Ralph Lauren?
Yeah.
I feel like you could wear things from Ralph Lauren
that don't look as bad as what he wears most of the time.
It's because of the excessively large polo horse.
Yeah.
Yeah, like no one's wearing that, or should be. of the excessively large polo horse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like no one's wearing that,
or should be.
I'm down with the polo horse.
I think it's a cool logo and everything,
but when it's the oversized one
with too much detail,
it's just like, stop.
Give me Molinari.
You want Moli?
Back to back?
What is he, about 20 to 1?
I just always lean toward a Euro
in this tournament.
It's fun to have a European player in your stable to cheer for.
I really enjoy that.
I think he's my favorite Euro.
What do you guys think about Pepero?
I'm a Fleetwood.
Pepero's a sneaky good pick.
I heard somebody on the dude they had on the No Laying Up preview,
I think he picked Pepero, or at least was gassing him up.
I like Pepero a lot as a sleeper
is he a low key wild man
he finished T6 last year
also sneaky good
twitter follow
really good twitter follow great content
how tall
is he
he can't be any more than 5'8".
Yeah.
He looks pretty short.
He looks short and stout, and I respect it.
Yeah.
Isn't he a Scorcher Twitter follow?
Yes, he is.
I don't think I follow him currently.
Okay, yeah, I think I need to hop on board.
Let me say this.
If I got to have a Euro in my stable, and this is not going out on a limb,
let me go Tommy Fleetwood.
I mean, you're just a big Tommy guy ever since the dog.
We all saw that coming.
Tommy.
Tommy.
Tommy Fleetwood.
That was my Tommy.
Do you remember the name of the dog that he remembered a year later?
No.
See, that's what makes it more amazing,
is that he remembered the name of? No. See, that's what makes it more amazing, is that he remembered the name of the dog.
Wait, what?
So with the WGC Dell match play,
they let the members go out there
because it's at Austin Country Club.
So during the practice rounds,
members go out there,
and if you're a member at ACC,
you can do what you want,
bring your dog out there.
So Tommy always plays it.
And I guess a few years back, Tommy took some time and came over
and found this really, really sweet golden retriever, was petting it.
And then every year since, the dog's been back out there,
and Tommy remembers the dog's name and makes a point to go pet it.
What a lad.
So that's why I'm a – he's just a great lad.
What a lad.
You know that Xander Shoffley's winning a major soon right
chad i put it out there i'm trying to will it into existence you're getting closer and closer
it's gonna happen dave's been a xander boy for a long time i poo-pooed it and then chad came with
the receipts like shortly after in a text message and i was like all right all right i i give up that was because will you made some sort of crazy outlandish uh accusation about
who was it that had finished better than zander and majors or something
who was it that you said i don't remember probably cooch or something
oh i don't remember it was female and i was i was devastatingly wrong right yeah you're
you're way off i mean well andrew shows up in majors that's on me that's on me i didn't do
my research i came in ill-equipped who's your peak will even let me can i can i make a can i
make a confession here yeah as much as i absolutely love tony finau as a person i spent a lot of time with him he's
couldn't be a nicer guy like couldn't be rooting harder for him i'm sick of the tony finau being
the trendy major pick i'm sick yeah it stinks when like you like somebody a lot and then they
become like the trendy thing and it's like well hold on i had i had this all along right but it's
like listen when's
the last time he's even won much less even much less a major people are act people act like he
has won a couple majors at this point he's he's always the trendy pick and i i don't really get
it i mean i know he plays pretty well in in majors but um i'm out on him being you know the trendy the trendy pick for majors until he
can prove otherwise that's fair my pick of the favorites and this is uh this is in line with
what dylan said it's gonna be rose you know you guys know i like cheering for rose anyway he's
gonna yeah um and i mean i i just i enjoy him and want, I want him to win out of the top guys right now.
In terms of, in terms of like, in terms of long shots, I, I'm looking at this list right
now and there's no names.
I need, I need the higher odds.
I need, I need worse odds than a hundred to one.
I mean, with Phil's new slim down, I'll take him at a hundred to one.
Who cares about Dylan for telling you at one 25.
Ooh, here it is at one 125? Yeah. Let's go!
He plays great on
Link's courses.
You know that we're
a pro Kyrdek podcast anyway.
Schwartzel. Is he still buying? Schwartzel's
150-1.
Is the Barnrat still buying Yeezys
at a rapid clip, or has he slowed down on that?
He's definitely buying Yeezys at a rapid clip, or has he slowed down on that? He's definitely buying Yeezys at a rapid clip.
So is Dylan now.
I just have one pair. Stop.
Hey, it's one more than what you had two months ago.
Did you guys see that trunk that he made for his Yeezys
that I got a video of when I went to his house?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes.
He made the custom trunk that has his cartoon character on it.
I mean, it's just amazing.
Dave has that, but for deal sleds.
Thank you.
Will, you're the one with the deal sleds, man.
Yeah, my sleds got a lot of Instagram attention this weekend.
People were very happy with those.
Will, you look good this weekend.
You did.
You look very snacky.
If you can't tone it, tan it, baby.
I had a lot of time in the sun, and I looked around me at that time,
and I thought to myself, you know what?
This is the perfect opportunity for a fit pic. So I called Sally
over and she went off.
She took one photo. That took one shot.
Is Poulter going to make some noise this weekend?
No. Shut up.
Shut up, Dylan. I hope not.
Get off. Come on.
You know whose name we haven't mentioned?
Who? Brooks
Koepka. I mean, it's not fun
talking about him anymore. No.
He'll be there.
We're not going to mention him because we know he's going to be there
and we know he's probably going to win, but let's not talk about it.
He's numbed everyone to his name at this point.
It's just like, yeah, he's going to be hovering around the top of the leaderboard
for the entire weekend and everyone's going to be groaning.
So Rory's eight to one am i off by thinking that it's not a great pick because i don't know i feel like this is in his backyard right northern ireland i feel like it's a little too good to be true right
yeah like how far how far did he grow up from the course? I saw someone on Twitter.
It's a small country.
I saw someone say on Twitter that it was like right down the road,
but that might have just been a figure of speech.
It's probably accurate because it is a tiny little place.
Probably right down a cobblestone road.
Dave, do you have a Northern Ireland accent?
Oh, Dylan.
Dylan, you're good biome.
It's still trash.
I'm trying to find what Kapka is going to wear this week because i want to see how trash his hat is going to be but i can't find it anywhere i don't think they've released it yet
i'm telling you guys give me phil at 100 to 1 all day every day though
okay i'll take it i mean yeah let's do it let do it. I'm hoping he has the strength to just get through four rounds of golf at this point.
He lost all that weight, hadn't been eating real solid foods.
Yeah.
He flew over an entire frozen axis that he's just putting in a fridge at his hotel.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
Yeah, yeah. This is a good one. it's gonna be fun that's all that's
all i got for for the picks i mean i feel like we talked about pretty much everyone on that list
anyway maybe not as much tiger as we could have but we didn't even mention tiger i know
he'll be there i've said it before he i don't need anything out of tiger for the rest of the season
no no we're good he. He did it all.
Like, yeah, whatever he does now is just cherry on top.
Outside of that, like, I'm good.
He fulfilled his obligations to me.
Chad, I do want to congratulate you.
You did an interview with a magazine, I believe,
and you called that the U.S. women's national team would win the World Cup.
Oh, thank you. And I just want to compliment you for that.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Chad's an influencer.
I knew that they were playing well.
They hadn't lost, you know, since January, really.
So I knew that they were going to be strong contenders at the World Cup.
And hey, I was right.
You just went out on a limb and it just really panned out for you.
You're essentially a soccer influencer at this point yeah i mean nobody is really nobody really made that call
except for me i feel like you know yeah everybody was heavy on like the sweden train or i think
well you were maybe you were i remember telling you that i thought that the u.s was going to do
well yeah and i was like you know
i was suspicious and everything i thought england might make a little run at it but you know as as
they do they won you know i put all my money on thailand yeah and um didn't really work out i had
some bad intel is that is that just the cure deck effect that's like ruining every bet you make dave
yeah i i hang out with you too much
man you're really you're influencing things in a negative way for me i want to what was their what
was their uh their goal differential at the end of that tournament it wasn't great like it had to
have been really really bad yeah it had to have been i don't think i don't think we need to go
into it will oh no I pulled it up.
I mean... Double-didge, huh?
They did score a goal, which is tight,
but they also let in 20 goals.
So that was hard.
That's hard to bounce back from.
Because in soccer, it's the team that scores the most goals.
Right.
There was a 37-goal discrepancy between Thailand and the United States
when it came to that group.
How many?
37. Yeah. a 37 goal discrepancy between thailand and the united states when it came to that group how many 37 yeah oh yeah it's just not what you're looking for really if you're thailand yeah so what's next for chad in 2019 oh man it's uh it's gonna get crazy again here pretty soon it's
the kind of heat of the golf season which is is always busy for us. And once we get going toward the end of the year,
we'll have some new products to launch.
Hey, AJ just walked in.
Yo, AJ, I'm on circling back.
And so we'll have some new products to launch at the beginning of next year.
So it really never slows down because even in like at the end, towards the end of the year,
which is when things, uh, really start dying down, it actually gets pretty busy for us as well. So
it's kind of a never ending cycle, but all fun stuff. I, I imagine that the preparation it takes
to launch the pipe is pretty, it it's pretty advanced it is yeah we're
working on a jr smith endorsement deal contract right now he's going to be kind of the face of
that uh that product so really it's kind of contingent on whether or not we can we can land
him i mean i get it he is the perfect if we probably could have nominated somebody he's
definitely uh toward the top of the list.
The thing that I love most about you guys
is that you're always into the latest and greatest.
And I have to think,
don't tell me who's going to be there
or if it's going to happen at all,
but someone's going to be at Area 51
to pull some alien tech out
for the next driver face, right?
Yeah, I mean, you know,
we're all about that artificial intelligence.
So nothing's
nothing's off the table at this point yeah i thought so artificial intelligence alien
intelligence any kind of intelligence that gives us a competitive advantage you know we're in on
look into it i will well chad it's always great having you on always it's been too long um i hope been too long I hope we don't have as long of a lapse
between appearances as we've had this past time
yeah thanks for having me on boys
you're always welcome Chad
you're a good lad
you know I'm an avid listener
we do know
I do love getting the mid-afternoon text after you've listened
and even though AJ just
even though AJ just afterwards even though aj just
big time to us we know he's a big time listener too so thanks thanks to aj too yeah no reaction
just walked in the studio he's been out for like three weeks and he's on the phone acting like he's
like closing a business deal at 9 a.m on his first day back acting like he's too important for
everyone i do like that move classic aj He probably got done watching like Wolf of Wall Street this morning or something.
He probably did.
Oh, that's so good.
All right, Chad.
Well, where can the people follow you?
You can follow me at hashtag Chad on any social channel.
I like to keep it pretty streamlined with my personal brand.
Unlike some of you guys.
Me. It me. It me. Yeah, some of you guys. Me.
It me.
Yeah, you can at Dave.
Yeah.
At DCarterRuff.
Or DCRuff.
Or DCRuff.
All right, Chad.
It's been real.
We'll talk soon,
and we'll see how our picks pan out.
We might need to put together a table
and see who came in first.
Sounds good, fellas.
Enjoy the week.
All right.
Thanks for having me.
Sounds good.
We'll see you.
Peace.
Bye.
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Acai.
Acai.
Acai.
Acai, that was a word that,
that was one of those words
that you say out loud wrong one time
and everyone's like, oh no.
I still don't feel comfortable saying it out loud. No, I don't't either it's just one of those extra bougie sounding words i'm like
i don't want to be the guy who says acai yeah but it's a word acai bowls aren't healthy right
like they're portrayed as healthy but like the bowls themselves are not healthy i think it has
just a ton of sugar yeah like so why are they what's up with this? I don't know.
I don't know.
It's too good to be true, and I think it very much is.
I ordered one at a restaurant recently thinking like,
oh, I'm going with the healthy breakfast choice,
and I came, it was a bowl of ice cream.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's what it is.
I was like, oh, okay, I guess I'm eating a bowl of ice cream at 9 a.m.
It's frozen yogurt is what it is.
Yeah.
Just covered in like berries, granola, like coconut shavings and shit.
It does taste good though.
Did you see that viral trend
of out of control teens licking acai bowls
before they serve them?
Is that what they're doing?
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.
We just started doing that.
These days, man.
Just a bunch of dickheads.
The acai challenge.
I don't like it.
I don't even know how to like,
can you buy acai
like what is acai
it's a it's a fruit
so is the is the
so if it's an acai bowl
is that like the acai part
is the
yeah the acai like the
the yogurt part
the yogurt part is derived
from a fruit
oh it's a berry
a berry
thank you
but they don't put acai berries
on top of this
no the the sorbet is made of the berries I feel like it's so complicated A berry. A berry. Thank you. But they don't put acai berries on top of this.
No.
The sorbet is made of the berries.
I feel like it's so complicated. But it has a lot of natural sugar in it.
Did big acai, like, manufacture this confusion so that people wouldn't realize it was unhealthy?
I don't know.
I think it's a fad, much like the big pomegranate push from, like, a decade ago.
See, I was a fan of pomegranates when that was happening.
They used to sell it, and it was really expensive from like a decade ago. See, I was a fan of pomegranates when that was happening. They used to sell it and it was
really expensive, like the juice. And it was like
this is the greatest antioxidant of all time.
Well, I remember
the Chobani had a
pomegranate flavor and they had the seeds in it
and I used to love just crunching the seeds.
I love just sitting
back crunching seeds on a Saturday.
Yeah, most people at baseball
games are just eating like sunflower seeds.
Not me.
I just got a pomegranate sitting there just eating them.
Don't do that.
No one's sitting next to you in the dugout.
Spitting them out.
Dylan's over there with his Easton just like talking mad shit.
I used to do like a whole bag of those David's sunflower seeds a game.
What flavor?
I mix it up.
I would do, ranch was
the best flavor to me. I did
barbecue. Do you know what I got into for a little
bit? The dill pickle.
I never got much into the dill pickle.
I liked them. They're so salty.
The ranch ones are just so salty.
I would only go with the sea salt.
I'm really trying to monitor my sodium does sea salt have less sodium
than normal salt
I don't know nobody knows
we would take turns buying it for the games
like I would be responsible to supply for the whole team
for example
and one day this kid his name is Andy
he brought low sodium
sunflower seeds
we just roasted the fuck out of him.
We just roasted the shit out of him.
What are you doing, dog?
We had a kid whose mom made...
Moms had to make lunch for away soccer games.
I don't like that rule.
Why?
Well, I guess a parent did.
Sorry, not just mommies.
But this kid's mom, she brought bologna sandwiches on white bread with ketchup.
Oh.
And everybody was on the bus opening their sandwiches, and everyone was like, what the
fuck is this?
And then meanwhile, this kid's sitting over here eating it, because that's probably what
he grew up eating.
He's like, what?
And everyone's just roasting her.
Your mom sucks.
Felt bad.
But you can't do that.
No, I felt bad.
But at the same time, you have to know that's a trash sandwich to serve to like 30 dudes she probably like had you know needed to go
shopping she just found what was in her fridge like i will just we'll get away with it this time
how do you know how do you not go with like just a classic turkey on wheat yeah with like one piece
of lettuce some american cheese on there and be done with it did y'all like tape him to a goal
post to punish him yeah we gave him an awful waffle, actually.
Oh.
We just chanted awful waffle and just
poured everything onto his stomach.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Should we get out of here?
Yeah, this has been a fun one.
I'm still upset about feds.
Just wanted to go back to that real quick.
I'm bummed.
Don't like Joko. I mean, I'm still upset about feds. Just wanted to go back to that real quick. I'm, I'm, I'm bummed. Don't like Joko.
I mean,
I,
I'm bummed Federer didn't win.
It was such a good match that at the end I was like,
you know what?
It's,
it's so good that I'm not gonna be upset about who wins.
Joko puts out spaz vibes.
Yeah.
He does shit like when he swings,
you know,
there was that one point where he hit one out and he swung and I don't know if he hit his racket on the microphone yeah and people were like oh it's like dude he's just that was ample i
think that was amplified by the noise of the mic maybe because i don't think it when they replayed
it i was like oh that wasn't that bad but it was kind of like jarring when it happened it was like
oh shit dude chill out his face just looks like the the kind of kid that would be really annoying
growing up.
Like if he gets mad, he just like purses his lips and just stares at you like shit.
Almost like when Eleven's like going to throw a car at somebody.
He seems like he would storm off.
Like he's got a real bad temper.
Like he used to walk off the court all the time. Like his mom used to tell him to count to ten.
He used to have to like, he used to walk off the court and then be like,
you can't keep doing this, Novak.
He punches himself in the face.
Fuck, maybe I'm in on this guy.
Yeah.
Dude, I told you he sleeps with his best friend's wife vibes to me too. you can't keep doing this, Novak. He punches himself in the face. Fuck, maybe I'm in on this guy. Yeah.
Dude, I told you he has sleeps with his best friend's wife vibes to me, too.
Yeah, you did say that.
Okay, I almost followed up.
Did he do that?
Because that was oddly specific.
No, I just feel like
it's something that he would do.
He wouldn't care?
Similar to just being
me into a waitress for no reason vibes.
Those are kind of the same vein for me.
When it comes to Novak, anyway.
Okay.
He's a dickhead.
I don't like him.
Well, you should go for tennis player bod.
No.
Just athletic trunks.
They're too thin.
And just Bubba Watson arms.
Yeah.
I think Novak and Parks wear the same size shirts.
Dude.
Parks is a very tiny boy.
They're so thin.
And then their forearms are just huge.
Yeah. I was looking at
shoulders are like
that's weird
your left forearm
is pretty huge
yeah what's up with that
I think you know
overuse
I think you know
okay
handball tournament
don't look at me like that
when you say that
I think you know
it's from tweeting
okay
let's get out of here
yeah we'll see you tomorrow watch The Bachelorette tonight It's from tweeting. Okay. Let's get out of here.
Yeah.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Watch The Bachelorette tonight.
It's going to be a party.
Tonight's the night that Luke P puts his foot in his mouth.
We think, right?
It's got to be.
Or does he put his head in his ass?
It's only one of two options.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool stuff.
Cool. Good night.
Bye.
Bye. Cool.