Club Shay Shay - Best of Nightcap - Funniest moments from Shannon Sharpe testing Chad Johnson’s spelling abilities
Episode Date: July 22, 2024It's time for everyone's favorite segment: SPELLOCINCO! Check out the most hilarious moments from Shannon Sharpe testing out Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson's spelling skills.03:40 - Ocho says a prayer05:47 ...- Ocho attempts to spell adjudicate, memorandum, negligence09:22 - TAX RETURN???11:43 - Euphoria13:30 - Ocho's special hat16:00 - Lost in the sauce20:46 - Cincinnati blues23:25 - Ocho's brand new dance26:37 - Ocho isn't bilingual29:42 - It costs to be the boss32:16 - English is confusing36:52 - Ocho caught cheating?40:40 - Sergeant Ocho45:13 - Millennials48:02 - Sound it out Ocho(Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, Ocho.
It's time for Spello Cinco.
Wait, hold on.
Before we start, I got to say a prayer.
I got to say a prayer.
Let me take my hat off.
Let me take my hat off, man.
Dear God, this is what I was born to do.
You have blessed me with the ability to spell like no other.
On a roll.
Let's go.
Amen.
All right.
You was on a roll. I'm go. Amen. All right.
You was on a roll.
I'm ready now.
What you had on your roll?
Butter?
Jam?
Oh, oh, oh. On a roll.
Oh, I thought you said you was on a roll.
I was like, oh, damn.
Listen, I was an academic scholar now.
You know, if it wasn't for football, I would have stayed to get my masters.
Oh, you was a singer?
You want your master from sony
oh you're talking about the scholar oh joe i was a scholar now i was a 4.0 student
this man told me he a rose scholar he can't read a road map
i was on the dean i made the dean's list list what Paula Dean's list with that list we just made
that's the only Dean's
that's the only
Paula Dean's list
that's what the Dean's list you own
with fried catfish
candy yams
cornbread
fried catfish
hunched puppies
black eyed peas
and yellow cake
the Paula Dean's list
that's the only list you own no no no no you don't understand fried catfish, hunch puppies, black-eyed pizza, yellow cake, the Paula Dees list.
That's the only list you own.
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
Now, I know a lot of people,
you look at me,
I'm funny,
I have personality,
you know,
but listen,
when it came to school,
like I was a scholar.
I was an academic scholar.
I had a scholarship.
I had an academic scholarship,
but I chose sports instead because I didn't even want people to know that I was as smart as I was because back then, you know, we got to think this is the 80s now.
It really wasn't cool then, but then, you know, I came into my own where I just didn't care anymore what people thought.
And that's how I became who I am now.
Your little school, they move your school around.
They just pick it up to the tractor, move it to the front, move it to the...
The first word is adjudicate.
Adjudicate?
Adjudicate.
Well, adjudicate.
A-J-U-D-I-C-A-T-E.
Adjudicate. I spelled that wrong?
Yep
A-D
J-U-C-I
C-A-T-E
How is that wrong?
A-D
J-U
D-I-C
That's what I said, Unc
The Jew I put yes I said, Unc.
Are you sure?
Yes, I said the Jew.
Adjudicate.
You didn't put the D in there first.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
This is how you cheated me last time, man.
Chat, what you think, Chat?
What you think?
I know the Chat heard me.
I can't spell adjudicate without putting the J.
That's how I know I said it.
No, you said it.
Oh, come on. You cheating.
Okay, we're going to hold off on that.
Okay, how about this? That one, that's one. Nah, don't cheat me.
Chat, did he spell it correctly?
They know I spelled it correctly.
Everybody say you forgot the D. Pause.
No, I didn't.
But you forgot.
I'm just saying
what the chat said. They just said you the chat said.
They just said you forgot the D.
Pause.
Big pause up.
I spelled it right.
It's adjudicate.
But you know what?
Can we play that back?
But you know what?
No, we ain't got no replays.
Come on, let's go.
We're going to get it, though.
I'm making sure we're going to get it.
All right.
In my next house, we're going to have a video. We're going to have a board. We're going to be able to.. I'm making sure we're going to get it. All right. In my next house, we're going to have a video.
We're going to have a board.
We're going to be able to.
So the next word is memorandum.
Memorandum.
Memo.
Memorandum.
Memorandum.
Memorandum.
Wait a minute.
My mama.
No, my grandma.
Memorandum.
Memorandum.
M-E-M-O-R-a-n-d-u-m memo memo memorandum
m-e-m-o-r-a-n-d-u-M. Correct. Memorandum. Hey, I know.
Hey, Chad, I told y'all.
I told you God is good, Chad.
And he always on time, honey.
You hear me?
One thing about him.
Due to the negligence of Carl.
Who is Carl?
There was an accident.
Carl Winslow?
The word is negligence.
Negligence.
Negligence. All right. I know it's N-E-G. Negligence. Oh, that's a good one. N-E-G-L-N-E-G-L-I-G-I-N-C-E God damn it.
N-E
G-L-I
G-E-N
C-E
I put
an I instead of an E, huh?
You did. Damn.
I would close.
I would close.
How about this one, Ocho?
That's a word I ain't never really had to use before. I would close. I would close. My bad. How about this one, Ocho? You know what?
That's a word I ain't never really had to use before.
Tax return.
Tax return?
Oh, that's easy.
T-A-X-I-N-R-E-T-U-R-N.
Tax return.
Tax return.
Let's go.
I got it, right?
Tax return.
Huh? Oh. I got it right tax return huh oh
taciturn
wait
what
I thought you said
tax return
taciturn
what the hell
is a taciturn
why you
you trying
you trying to
stump me
it was a
at this time I'm taciturn.
Taciturn?
Yes.
Okay, use it in a sentence so I get a better understanding on what it means.
At this point in time, I'm taciturn.
At this point in time, I'm taciturn.
Taciturn. Taciturn.
Taciturn.
Taciturn.
Can you give me a definition?
It is a person that's
is temporarily Is a person that's. Is temporarily.
Disinterested or declining to talk.
That's a term.
Tess here.
Tess here.
All right.
I'm just wing it.
T-A-S-I-T-U-R-N.
T-U-S-I-T-U-R-N. T-U-S-I-T-U-R-N. Tassiturn.
Tassiturn. T-A-C-I-T-U-R-N.
So I spelled it right?
No.
Yes, I did.
No.
I said T-A-C-I.
There's no S in there.
I didn't say S. I said C.
No.
What? Ask the chat.
I said C. I said T-A-C-I-D-R-A.
Did he spell it correctly?
No.
What?
No.
Man, somebody got to get a playback man euphoria it's a feeling or a state of intense
excitement happiness shout out to k-dot kendrick lamar and that's easy man go ahead because i i
man i battled kendrick before go ahead i battled kendrick in LA on Bloods. You talk about
euphoria.
EU. P-H-O.
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
There's a you in there somewhere. I just
forgot where to put that motherfucker.
There's a you
in there. Oh, God. Hold on. Let me take my glasses
off now. Euphoria. Let me
think.
Euphoria.
There's a U in it, right?
I mean, you spell it.
I know, tell me.
Because I know the euphoria ain't going in.
P-H-O-R-A.
I mean, R-A-A.
I mean, you know what I'm trying to say.
P-H-O-R-I-A
There's a U in there
The U is silent
I just don't know where to put it
What you think?
I'm not a spelling bee champ
I couldn't even think
I couldn't even
You know what?
I'ma just do it
I'ma just do it anyway
Euphoria
E-U-P-H-O-R-I-A You know what? I'm going to just do it. I'm going to just do it anyway. Euphoria.
E-U-P-H-O-R-I-A.
Yep.
E-P-H.
E-U-P-H-O-R-I-A.
Oh, yeah.
I got it.
Okay.
Let me do one more.
Let me do one more.
Let me do one more.
Matter of fact, if I get this one right, I get real something tonight.
That's it. That's all the way. That was your bonus. I want this right, I get real something tonight. That's it.
That's all the way.
That was your bonus.
I want one more because I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good. Give me one more.
Give me one more.
Give me one more.
Give me one more.
So right now, you won.
One?
Two.
You got three out of five.
Yeah.
That's the best you've done.
No, I done had
a five for five night now
nah you ain't never had no five for five
yeah chat
that was for y'all chat
Ocho now it's time for your favorite segment of the night
I know you back to get them tonight
Ocho and it's called Spello
Cinco
I got a special
I got a special
I got a special hat for this I got a special hat for this.
I got a special hat.
This how I know.
This how I know I'm going to kill him tonight.
This how I know.
You're going to kill him tonight, don't you?
What you got?
What you got?
What you got?
Yeah.
Yeah, so every time we do this segment, I'm going to pull out this hat.
Hold on.
I'm trying to button it up.
God damn.
Yeah.
That's how you...
What'd he say?
Spello?
Spelling bee champ.
You see how I spelled it?
Yeah, I think you spelled it wrong, but okay, I get it.
Yeah, I'm for the win tonight baby
okay chat we on tonight chat oh joe it's time for your first word
when you've been dating a young lady for an extended period of time yeah and she said oh
joe we gonna either get married or we go in our separate ways. She gives you an ultimatum.
Ultimatum.
Damn.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Okay, ultimatum.
Oh, that's easy
because I got a few of them before anyway.
U-L-T-I-M-A-T-U-M.
I done got a few of them.
Yep.
No, hey, listen to me I'm telling you
And I can tell you this
Because we family, chat
I can, I can
Listen
That one in there
Well, I got one of them
About a year ago
Remember I told you the story?
Yeah
Well, she was
She had packed that shit
And was gone, boy
She was out at 5,000?
Man, let me take my glasses off so you can see my face.
Was gone.
Gone.
Either you, either, look here.
This is what it is.
Either that, I'm out the door.
Shit, boy, I straightened up so goddamn fast, boy.
I know how to spell that motherfucking shit.
I ain't want no problems. And you ain't had no problems out of me
since. You had no problems out of you since?
Nah, I ain't got time to play.
I ain't got time to play. Fuck that.
I told you, I'd have been in 237
relationships since I started
dating in 1969.
Everybody left me.
I'm sick of that shit.
I'm done with that shit.
Fuck that.
Oh, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ocho.
Asterix.
Asterix?
Yep.
A-S-T-E-R-I-K.
A-S-T-E-R-I-S-K.
Asterisk.
Fuck.
How about this one?
Ashbeck, they're laughing.
All right, here we go, Chad.
I got y'all boys on this one.
Defibrillator.
Defibrillator. Defibrillator. Defibrillator. I can ask you a question? Sure.
Can you use it in a sentence? The doctor used the defibrillators to bring the man back to life.
Defibrillator. Now, I'm scared if it's,
I don't know if it's D-I or D-E.
I know how to spell defibrillator,
but the beginning is,
that's the tricky part
because it could trip me up.
Okay.
As soon as I say something,
you're going to be like,
oh no, you already spelled it.
So, defibrillator.
It could be D-E or D-I.
And it's a word I've never used before, honestly.
Mm-hmm.
Defibrillator.
Defibrillator.
Defibrillator.
I'm trying to think of other words.
Defibrillator.
Can you just give me a hint?
Is it D or a D-I?
You're on the clock.
All right. I'm going on the clock. All right.
Let me just,
let me just throw it out there.
Okay.
Fibulator D E.
Okay.
F I B U L A T O R.
L-A-T-O-R It's D-E-F-I-B-R-I-L-L-A-T-O-R
Defibrillator
Damn, that shit is
That shit is
You gotta say it the right way
I said defibrillator
How about this one, Ocho?
Ocho went to the restaurant
And he ordered
Worcestershire or Worcestershire ordered Worcestershire or Worcestershire
sauce. Worcestershire
or Worcestershire.
Mr. What?
Wish.
What the hell? Come on. Now, okay.
Now you're playing with my top
now. You just said Worcestershire.
I never heard of that.
You're telling me to
spell something that I've never even heard of. What the hell is Worcestershire? You're telling me to spell something that I've never even heard of.
What the hell is Worcestershire?
I know the chat don't know either.
Y'all better not be laughing because y'all don't know what no goddamn Worcestershire is either.
Worcestershire.
W-O-R-C-E-S-T-E-R-S-H-I-R-E.
Worcestershire.
What the hell is that?
Or Worcestershire.
What is it?
It's a sauce that goes on steak.
It's a cook.
You can cook with it also.
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how would i just have how was i supposed to know that ocho this is the easiest word you say that every time and every time is a difficult word this is the place ocho Ocho played most of his NFL career, Cincinnati.
Oh, come on, man.
C-I-N-N-A-T-T-I.
Come on, man. Don't do that, man.
Roll.
That was right.
C-I-N-N-A-T-I.
That's what I just said.
You said T-T.
I said T-I.T-I. That's what I just said. You said T-T. I said T-I.
T-I.
Got it wrong.
Chat, did he get it wrong?
No.
Now y'all cheating.
Now y'all cheating me now.
How you think I cheated you?
Because I just spelled it right.
No, you didn't.
Okay, how about this? We'll give you this one.
Curvature of the spine
is called
scoliosis.
What?
Scoliosis.
Scoliosis?
Scoliosis?
Yeah. scoliosis yeah you don't want that one
okay you know what Ocho
okay
come on
okay
how about this one Ocho
how about this one
I'm gonna get this one
when you have congestion
and it's backed up
and you
you heart that thing up
it's called
phlegm ph's called phlegm
phlegm
phlegm see
I know I know it's gonna be a H
probably H now
because I wanna
I'm not saying this is how it's spelled I wanna say
F L E M but I know
that ain't it so I ain't gonna do that
okay now you know what can happen it could
also start with a P and really throw them off right but I ain't it. So I ain't going to do that. Okay. Now, you know what can happen? It could also start with a P
and really throw them off.
Right.
But I ain't going to do that either.
What you going to do?
I'm going to go P-H-L-E-M.
Am I right or wrong?
Wrong.
Damn.
P-H-L-E-G-M.
Phlegm.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it was something tricky. I knew it. I knew it was something tricky.
I knew it.
Damn.
And chat, y'all don't be laughing either,
because chat, I know y'all ain't know that either.
I know y'all ain't know no goddamn phlegm.
And don't sit there and lie.
First word.
These are easy words.
Yeah, you always say that.
Yeah, easy words.
Yeah, you always say that.
We'll give you easy words.
Yeah.
Necessary.
It is necessary when you go on the road to bring your equipment so we can film Nightcap accordingly.
Necessary.
Well, before we start, like, I don't have my equipment and we're filming together because Rail.
Ain't no Rail.
No, I'm telling you.
I'm not telling you.
Rail, she's my assistant.
You know, I told her, I'm for real.
You have a team of people.
I wanted to hire a team of people.
Chat, y'all stay with me now.
I wanted to hire a team of people so I can function the way Shannon functions, where
he doesn't have to do anything.
He can just focus on what he needs to do and everybody don't take care of everything.
You don't stay at home, Dad.
You don't get that privilege.
Yeah, but if she want to be a part of Nightcap and what I got going on, then you
inserting yourself in my business.
So therefore, I gave her a title.
I'm paying her.
How you paying her?
$20.
You should have left all that.
Yeah, so necessary.
I'm ready.
You ready?
Yes, necessary.
Necessary.
N-E-C-E-S-S-A-R-Y.
Yeah, I got enough room to dance, too.
Yeah, okay.
Good.
Chat this for y'all.
Chat.
Huh?
I'd like to thank...
Never mind.
The hotel that we're staying at
has great accommodations.
Ooh, accommodations.
I think we did this word already
and I missed it last time
if I'm not mistaken.
Right?
So I ain't going to miss it twice
is one thing about it.
I'm not going to miss it twice
because it's A-double-C-C-O-M-M. Oh, shit.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Stay with me, Chad, man. Accommodations. Accommo. Accommodations.
Oh, A, double C, O, D, A, T, I, O, and S.
No.
No!
A.
Double C.
Mm-hmm.
I said O.
Mm-hmm.
D. Double M. I said O D double M
I said double M
in the first
O
D-A-T-I-O-N
Is that not what I said?
No.
It's not?
No.
We one for one.
This is the even one.
This is the evenest word.
Oh, wait a minute.
I sounded it out and all.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The way you sounded it out and all. Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
The way you sounded it out, the way you spelled it out.
Right.
Okay, let me lock in.
Let me lock in.
Let me focus.
Let me focus.
Discipline.
Discipline.
This is something I've always had.
Discipline.
Especially when it comes to spending money.
I've always had discipline.
That's why I still got all my goddamn money.
Discipline.
D-I-S-C-I-P-L-I-N-E. Discipline.
Correct.
It's something I've always had, something I will continue to have. Discipline.
Deseret. That's very good.
Discipline.
A person that speaks at least two languages is considered bilingual. The word bilingual.
Bilingual. Yes. Ocho went abroad to learn Spanish. Now he's bilingual. Bilingual.
bilingual bilingual bilingual whoa whoa whoa bilingual oh shit bi I know it's bi L mm-hmm B-I-L-I-N-G-U-A bilingual.
Fuck this shit.
B-I-L-I-N-G-U-A bilingual.
L.
Bilingual.
Got it.
You feel me? Stop playing.
For real?
Yeah, you got it.
Baby!
Baby! Baby! You for real stop playing for real Yeah you got it Baby Baby She never support me man
Damn
What time is it
Uh
11
35
The reports that came out
Oh you up you up
Oh I woke you up
No you gotta come I'm doing I'm doing
I got my first one right
Hey um
Ray are you asleep
I was knocked out
Look I was at the game
Yesterday What game You gotta talk at night look i was at the game uh yesterday what game the lakers in the um you got talking tonight
oh oh dc the uh the wizards yes everybody came up to me i like what you're doing on the show
keep it up see i told you listen i know you see i listen you have to stop allowing her you you
gotta stop allowing her airtime now.
Nah, real, real good.
Nah, nah, nah, nah. She not good.
I told you because I go in public and people are addressing me.
Hey, aren't you the dude that talk the real?
I say, man, don't, nigga, don't try me.
You know I'm Ocho.
My niece, what you call him, bait.
Nah.
Nah.
The first word is lean lean lean
darryl did not pay the bank the loan back so the bank put a lien on the house oh l-i-e-n l-i-e-n you know i'm already wrong too fast come on don't do that man
you got me you got me last night the same way l-i-e-n i just said it fast you know what i
meant to say l-i-n-e but anyway you that's one wrong i talk fast okay here it is
hierarchy Okay, here it is. Hierarchy.
Hierarchy.
H-I-E-R-A-C-H-Y.
Nope.
H-I-E-R-A-R-C-H-Y.
Okay, the R.
See, the R threw me off because obviously the R is fucking silent.
But hey, you got to give me some grace now.
Okay, how about this?
This was easy.
Calamity.
What?
You just said it was easy.
It is.
Calamity.
Calamity.
Can you use calamity in a sentence for me, please?
The city, the earthquake led the city into calamity and ruin.
Oh, calamity. Calamity. All right. Fuck it. C-A-L-L-A in MIDI. It got to be M-I-T-Y. If it's not, something's wrong with the goddamn English language. If I'm wrong,
there's something wrong
with the goddamn English language.
You're wrong.
It's C-A-L-A-M-I-T-Y.
That's what I just said, Unc.
You said double L.
No, I didn't mean double L's
as in two L's.
I was just saying double L.
Yeah, yeah.
You double wrong.
Okay, how about this one?
Okay, Ocho.
Man, y'all cheating tonight, bro.
How about this?
Soliloquy.
Soliloquy.
Can you please use soliloquy in a sentence, please?
I have time, Ocho, to listen to your soliloquy.
Soliloquy.
God damn, well, that's a hard one now.
Solilo.
S-A-L.
I-L.
Solilo.
A-Q-U-O-Y.
O-U-Y.
Am I wrong? Wrong. Soliloquy. F-Q-U-O-Y. O-U-Y. Am I wrong?
Wrong.
It's a little...
F-O-L-I-L-O-Q-U-Y.
That's what I just said, didn't it?
No.
You told me the words of the night was easy and you give me all this hard shit.
Okay, Ocho, we're going to start y'all with a very easy one.
Martyr. Martyr.
Martyr? Yes.
Someone dying for the cause
is considered a martyr.
Martyr.
You know what? I'm going to go on a limb
here because I know it's
tricky and I know it ain't spelled like it sounds.
Martyr.
M-A-I-T-E-R.
I'm going to cut the limb off.
What limb?
Mar.
Mar.
M-A-R.
Yes.
Tur.
Martyr.
Well, hell, it can't be M-A-R-T-E-R.
Martyr.
Dur.
Tur.
T-Y-R.
M-A-R-T-Y-R.
Why does the English language do that?
Why do they do that?
Why would you, if it's martyr, why would you replace the E like it should be with a Y?
Why?
Okay, Ocho, this is an easy one.
This is the easiest word that you've ever had.
You told me the last one was easy.
You said the last word was easy.
Okay, Ocho, you remember Alex Smith, the injury that he suffered?
No, I don't.
On the field when he got his leg broke, he got mangled.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a gruesome injury.
The word is gruesome.
Oh, gruesome is easy.
G-R-U-E-S-O-M-E.
Yeah, that's easy.
Come on now.
You got to give me some help.
Hold on.
Spell that again.
Gruesome.
G-R-U-E-S-O-M.
Yeah, come on.
And that, I told you now.
Come on now.
I do this.
You got to give me some hard,
give me the tricky shit
because you can't just give me no,
that's easy.
I'll go easy.
Okay, how about this one?
You go into the doctor's office
and you have to fill out a questionnaire.
Questionnaire.
Come on, man.
Q-U-E-S.
You're taking it so hard.
Come on, man.
Q-U-E-S-T-I-O-N-A-I-R-E.
I said give me hard shit.
Give me hard shit.
That's wrong.
No, it ain't.
It's two N's.
I just said... So we really gonna do that i just spelled it
right now don't don't do that you left out again chat did he leave out of the end yes or no come
on you left out of all don't do that if q if q u e s t i o n n a r i e that's what i said no you F-Q-U-E-S-T-I-O-N-N-A-R-I-E.
That's what I said.
No, you didn't.
But okay.
Oh, now you're cheating.
You're cheating now.
You're cheating.
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Ocho, the first word is very easy.
This is probably going to be the easiest word that you have to spell.
Okay.
And it's when someone has difficulty breathing
or they can have exercise induced asthma.
Your word is asthma.
Well, asthma is easy.
A.S.A.S.T.H.M.A.
A.S.A.S.T.H.M.A.
A.S.T.
Now try.
Oh, there you go.
Now, we can see you typing
because I can see it in the back.
Yes, yes, Ocho, I'm looking.
I'm looking at you.
You're looking at my computer system
through my glasses.
Exactly.
I can see it.
You type in the word, Ocho.
I can see it in your glasses.
Can you see it?
Yes, yes, yes, we can.
That's not my...
Hold on, let me turn my computer around
because you're going to tell me what I'm doing.
Hold on, hold on.
Yes!
Hold on.
It's my PC setup.
You can see it through my glasses right now.
Look.
Look at my glasses.
But it went...
Ocho, okay, okay.
Look through my glasses, Ocho.
We see...
Ocho, we see you type it on your phone.
You type it on your phone, Ocho.
Oh, now you're blaming my phone.
I can see it in your glasses. The chat can see it. You are on your phone though, Cho? Oh, now you blaming my phone? I can see it. In your glasses,
the chat can see it. You are
looking at my PC. I'm telling
you what the chat said. Now, they lied.
Chat. How the chat gonna tell me
I'm looking on my phone? I'm looking right
at the damn computer. Okay.
Oh, you gonna, hold on.
You gonna listen to the chat instead of me?
Yeah.
Chat, what you think, chat?
Hold on, you're going to listen to the chat instead of me?
Yeah.
Chat, what you think, chat?
For one, you know what's funny?
What?
My phone ain't even in here, and I'm sitting here arguing about my damn phone.
Yeah, it is.
But okay, here it is.
Here it is right here. next word is some of the the Roman Colosseum the pyramids of Egypt
the hanging
gardens of Babylon
the temple of Artemis
great
architect
architecture
architecture
why you can't just say architect
architecture architecture architecture architecture why you can't just say architect architecture
architecture a-r-C-H-I-T-E-C-T-U-R-E.
Architecture.
I look down.
I'm laughing at the chat.
Why?
Because they see the same thing I'm seeing.
But I think you spelled it right.
I didn't quite hear it.
I know I spelled it right.
And you can't see.
And I purposely stared in the camera.
So can't nobody see.
Take your glasses off.
What my glasses got to do with it?
There we go right there.
Now we can see your eyes.
No, no, no, no, no.
We want to see your eyes.
No, no, we want to see your eyes.
Your eyes.
Just with this last word.
The light that you write.
The light that you write.
The last word is conscientious.
Conscientious. Yes. C-O-N.ious. Conscientious.
Yes.
C-O-N.
Yes.
S-I.
I mean, wait, wait.
C-O-N.
S-C-I-O.
Oh, shit.
It got me.
Yeah.
Figured it would.
Hold on.
Conscientious.
Conscious.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
C-O-N
S-C-I
O-U
Yeah, N-E-S-S
C-O-N S-C-I I got that part. E-double-s c-o-n-s-c-i-e-n-t-i-o-u-s
i won't get that the goddamn t silent ocho this one but listen you need to get this one right ocho
this is the easiest one this is the one. The first word is sergeant.
It S-E-R-G-E-S-E-R-G-E-A-N-T. S-E-R-G-E-A-N-T. S-E-R-G-E-A-N-T. Sargent. S-E-R-G-E-A-N-T.
S-E-R-G-E-A-N-T.
Ocho got it right.
Ocho got it right.
Good job, Ocho.
Good job, Ocho.
I like that.
Ocho said he's not going to disappoint us.
Baby!
Baby, I'm spelling.
Okay, check this out, Ocho.
Check this out.
Next word. Chandelier. okay check this out Ocho check this out next word
chandelier
crystal chandelier
now
that's you
I'm spelling I'm spelling
I got the first one right honey
sergeant
S-E-R-G-A-A-N-T
no it ain't no G-A-A-N-T G-E-A-N-T No, it ain't on G-A-A-N-T
G-E-A-N-T
Yeah, that's what I just said
You trying to trip me up
I'm talking fast
Hold on, my next word is chandelier
You ready?
Chandelier, you ready?
Yes, yeah
C-H-A-N-D-E-L-E-I-R
I mean, L-I-E-R.
Chandelier.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
The next word.
Chad, I got you, Chad.
I told you, bro.
I was the Spelling Bee champ in 1970, 1987.
Liberty City Spelling Champ.
The next word
is schizophrenic.
What?
A paranoid
schizophrenic.
Come on, Uncle. How you gonna go from chandelier
to schizophrenic? Okay,
I'm gonna ease you into schizophrenic.
God damn! Here it is.
One of the largest
flying birds in the
Paleolithic time was a pterodactyl.
Holy
shit. Pterodactyl.
What the fuck?
We're going to ease into
schizophrenia. Okay, hold on. Pterod tear it tear oh i'm gonna get this right i'm
i'm gonna let me take my glass off let me take my glass off chad i know i look good too just i just
cut my hair pterodactyl yeah can you use the word in a sentence please the largest flying bird during the Paleolithic time was a pterodactyl? Pterodactyl.
I used to date
a pterodactyl back in 68.
Her name started with
T-E-R-A.
Pterodactyl.
Right?
Dactyl.
Dactyl.
D-A-C-T-Y-L-E.
P. D-A-C-T-Y-L-E P How far was I off?
How far was I off?
Well, there's a P in front of the T.
So you said T.
Pterodactyl, yes.
Why is there a P in front of the guy?
Yes.
So the correct spelling of pterodactyl
is p-t-e-r-o-d-a-c-t-y-l so they put the motherfucking t there for decoration like a
goddamn christmas ornament and it has no goddamn meaning in the goddamn word so pterodactyl
the p is silent pterodactyl shit me with is silent. Pterodactyl.
Shit me.
With the P is silent, there was no need for me to say it.
The first word of tonight is nuisance.
All right.
I know I'm not tripping.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I remember.
Stay with me. Because N-U-I-S-A-N-C-E.
N-U-I.
N-U-I.
N-U-I-S-A-N-C-E.
N-U-I.
N-U-I.
N-U-I.
N-U-I.
And I know the I is silent because I remember that when I had to do a paper on it.
I had to do a paper.
Yes.
Nuisance.
You already told us that you couldn't get in school.
You couldn't get in prison with your grades. So you're doing a paper. No, that paper was left off. No, no. Yes, nuisance. You already told us that you couldn't get in school. You couldn't get in prison with your grades.
So you're doing a paper. I know that paper was
left off. No, no.
I was a brilliant mind in school. I had a 4.0.
I had a 4.0 when
I actually went to class. That's the problem.
Nuisance. You spelled it correctly.
N-U-I-S-A-N-Z.
N-U-I-S-A-N-Z.
Okay. okay these let's go now this is this is uh it could get tricky oh wait wait wait wait does it have a question before you even give me the word does it have a a letter in there that is silent that is going to trip me up.
Nah, it's not going to trip you up. Okay.
Millennium.
What? Millennium.
These millennium kids be
off the chain, Ocho.
Shit. M-I-L. I know, Joe. Shit.
M-I-L.
I know that part.
Yeah.
Malia.
Malia.
It got to be E-N-X.
Mm-mm.
Ma-
Lin.
M-I-L-L.
No.
Okay.
One L, one L, one L.
Okay. No. Mil. Mil.. No. One L. No.
M-I-L-L.
E.
Obviously.
N-I-A-L-S.
M-I-L-L-E-N-I-A-L-S.
Millennial.
Yes, that is right.
Millennium.
Millennium.
Oh, millennium.
Why you said millennials?
I said... You said millennials.
Oh, okay, okay.
I said these millennium kids.
I heard you say millennials,
so it threw me off.
Okay, millennium.
M-I...
Oh, it's still double L anyway.
E-N...
N...
I-U-U-M.
No, one U.
One U.
Only one U.
Only one U.
We're going to move on.
No, I got it right.
That was right.
You did get it right.
But anyway... I did. I'm going to give you. No, I got it right. That was right. You did get it right.
But anyway.
I did.
I'm going to give you a C plus for trying.
Ocho, I'm going to start you off with an easy one.
Because I ain't going to start you off with a hard one first.
This is really, really easy.
I want you to sound it out.
I'm going to sound it out. Sound.
Sound.
Sound.
Sound.
Okay.
The first word is cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe.
C-A-N-T-E-L-O-P-E.
Lord have mercy.
I don't know how the hell you get an E in canta.
Canta.
Canta. Oh, shit. C-A-E-N-T-A. Canter. Canter.
Oh, shit.
C-A-E-N-T-A.
No.
Can.
Can.
That's what I said.
I said C-A-N-A.
Cantaloupe.
C-A-N-T-A.
Yes.
C-A-N-T-A-L-O-P-E.
Oh, I'm talking too damn fast.
That's my problem.
Okay. Thank you. Thank you. You told me you found-E. Oh, I'm talking too damn fast. That's my problem. Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You told me you found it out.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
Okay.
Here it is, Ocho.
Aneurysm.
Aneurysm.
Shit.
Aneurysm.
A-N.
I'm guessing here.
I'm on because I don't know it now. Aneurysm. I'm guessing. A-N. R-U.
A-N-U. A-N-U-rism. R-I-S-I-U-M.
No.
Damn!
Okay. A-N.U-M. No. M. Okay. An.
An.
A-N.
U as in Eurythmics.
The Eurythmics.
Annie Lennox.
Eurythmics.
Ah, let's go.
Eurythmics.
Okay.
Okay.
Spell that thing out though.
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Let me hear it.
Go ahead.
An.
An.
A-N.
U.
U.
As in Eurythmics.
R-H. R-N. U. U. As in Eurythmics. R-H.
R-H.
Oh, Lord.
You said rhythm.
You said rhythm.
An.
An.
U.
Spell it.
I already got it wrong.
A-N-E-U-R-Y.
Where the E come from?
N-U-E-U.
And where the E come from?
The E silent.
I'm supposed to know that.
That's like the goddamn G in spaghetti or lasagna.
Yeah, but you still got to spell it.
A-N-E-U-R-Y-S-M.
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