Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Biden drops out!! Kamala’s time to shine fam!!
Episode Date: July 22, 2024Bubba Dub starts the week addressing President Joe Biden dropping out of the 2024 Presidential race. Vice President Kamala Harris is the favorite to represent the Democrats vs Donald Trump. (01:38)The...n, Dub goes off on Team USA for narrowly beating South Sudan in their final exhibition game. They better get their act together for the games in Paris!! This is unacceptable!! TRASHH!! (02:05)Next, after Scottie Pippen Jr drops a triple double in summer league, Dub decides to go all in in support of the Pippen family and put Scottie Pippen Sr. in the GOAT conversation. Phil Jackson would tell ya Scottie is a more complete player than Jordan!! FACTS!! (14:20)After, Bubba gives his prediction for his Dallas Cowboys and has a message for Dak Prescott. If you don’t want to be in Dallas, then we don’t need you, fam!! (29:56)Finally, Bubba explains why he always grabs a plate at a funeral in a hilarious HELL NAHH segment, and gives Joe Biden Trashh of the Day! (34:54)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome back to the Bubble Dub Show. Today is Monday. I know y'all been out partying all weekend.
I know y'all, some of y'all went to church yesterday.
I know some of y'all didn't go to church.
But before we get into all that, you know what time it is?
It's the Bubba Dub Show time.
I know over the weekend, y'all been catching up on the T.O.
and all that other stuff.
That's cool.
But that was last week.
We got to talk about today.
And I know this is
a sports show.
Before I even get in the joke,
let's go and start with Team USA
damn near lost to
Sudan. What the hell
going on? You mean to
tell me a pinto cannot run a
motherfucking Bugatti? I don't think so.
But it seem like it.
If it weren't for LeBron James hitting that layup,
Team USA would have
lost. The Dream Team
blowing
teams out by 15 to 20
motherfucking points every night.
Not a single night LeBron carrying
their bullshit. I know
what's going on. Team USA,
they be on them damn gummies.
That's what it is.
They taking gummies. Those motherfuckers
don't know if they coming or going.
Curl, you're going to have to get
Team USA better prepared
than what they are. We going over
to win the motherfucking gold.
We going to win bronze. We going to win silver.
We going to win none of that. We going to win
fucking gold.
As it were, the Leprechaun would say, I want me gold. As the one that left the car and was saying,
I want me gold, my friend.
That's what we want.
It shouldn't.
Man, that team was beating us by 15 and 16.
Ain't no damn way.
Not a late Drake Kobe Bryant
rolling over in this damn grave right now.
What Jason Gid when you need him?
He undefeated in the Olympics.
Never lost a game
that drunk ass kid up there in Dallas right now come on got a game plan going on for Luka and
Kyrie next year and Clay I don't know what's going on in USA man we look weak we look fucking weak
and I know we won but I don't come on we on, we got to blow these teams out, fam.
All that bullshit and y'all coming down.
Nah, we ain't doing all that.
We're going to go down here.
We're going to fucking scold and scold and scold and scold because they can't stop us.
They're like, they can't stop me.
When I'm on that alcohol.
Right now, I'm quiet, dog, quiet, dog.
Don't do no talking.
I don't bother nobody.
But when I'm on that alcohol, you're supposed to get your ass knocked out.
At least that's what I'm saying out loud, even though I know I can't fight.
But when I'm on that liquor, shit, I whoop everybody in the club.
That's how I be feeling.
I be feeling like the Incredible Hulk.
Somebody run up on me tonight, get knocked out.
We knocked out.
I'm doing no talking
when I'm on that liquor.
Yeah,
I'm aggressive
on that alcohol.
That's why I don't
drink no more.
Yeah.
Real talk,
but Team USA
got to play better
than that, man.
Simple as that.
How y'all feeling
right now about that win?
Team USA won by one.
How y'all feel
like it was just a game
that really wasn't into it
or that they bullshit? Like, let's be
real. Let's call it spade or spade.
Ain't no sugar-coated shit. Let's
call it what it is. Team USA
bullshit.
Other than that, a whole
lot of other shit going on in the world.
We're going to talk about it.
Sleepy ass
Joe say he's stepping down.
What you talking about
Joe Biden say he ain't running for president next year
He don't
He don't
I told y'all that motherfucker old
He ain't got time to take breaks
Go and take medicine
And eat Jell-O
But he can't do all that
Joe Biden 95 years old
He ran a good race
Bye Bye Can't do all that. Joe Biden, 95 years old. He ran a good race.
Bah.
Bah.
Camilla Harris is not now.
And the motherfucking women that stand in the willow.
Over 40,000 women last night stood up willow.
And she raising them motherfucking millions by the minute.
Hold on, wait a minute. You motherfuckers can raise 40, 50 motherfucking
million in 24 hours, but y'all
motherfucking light company can't cut my lights
out when a little baby ass storm
come through.
Goddamn Camilla Harris said she's
going to be the first woman president
ever. I don't know.
Hey,
you know, last week I said, I don't know.
I don't really going gonna support Camilla Harris
due to the incarceration of black
men that she had blocked up. But I
know what some of you people gonna say. Well,
shit, if you ain't, if you ain't, you know,
stop fucking up, then you won't get in trouble.
And you right. You got a point. You got
a point. But the law she come up with
and I can't really do it,
but I'm gonna support the women.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to support the women on this show
and Camilla Harris doing her motherfucking thing right now.
And some of you women out there, you're jealous.
Yo, y'all jealous of Camilla Harris.
Talking about she slept her way all the way to the top.
Well, ain't y'all some of the same motherfuckers
who was sleeping with the club promoters
to get in the club for $20? Make it make sense. So leave Camilia Harris alone. I don't give
a damn who she slept with allegedly to get to the top. Because some of you hoes slept with these
club bouncers, these club promoters to get in the club. Now tell me I'm lying. Y'all leave Camilia
Harris alone. Well she don't even think she's black. It's a whole lot of other motherfuckers out here
out of color don't think they black. It's okay.
You can
lie to us, but you can't lie to God.
God damn it.
The great Queen Elizabeth
rolling over in her motherfucking grave
right now.
America from heaven.
A black
woman.
Mom, Maybelline rolling over over no motherfucking grave right now.
Esther rolling over no grave right now.
Watch it, sucker.
Oh, it's a beautiful time to be alive right now.
Oh, it's a beautiful time to be alive in America right now.
We got so much shit going on over here.
My mother, Microsoft, we shut shit down, couldn't fly her, couldn't get
no money out the bank. What the hell going
on? Y'all better pay
attention to what's going on around us.
You motherfuckers better
pay attention.
Now it's between
Trump and
Kamala Harris.
This
gonna be good, because them motherfucking
women are rattling. Do you
hear me? Them women are rattling
right now, man.
It's unity.
And there's
more women than us. I'm just saying
there's more women than us. Women fed
up with our shit. That's why they
been wanting studs and
roses and all that shit. That's why they been wanting studs and dildos and roses and all that
shit. They dumb. These women dumb
with us? Shit.
We might have to pack up and move to Egypt.
We might
have to leave and move to Egypt.
Shit.
I don't know what y'all
thinking right now. Y'all feeling Camilla Harris?
Y'all feeling Trump? What other candidates we got?
I'm not here to tell you who to vote for because I don't
give a damn about none of that. Vote
for whoever you want to vote for. That's all
I'm saying. But what I'm saying is right
now, it's a new sheriff in time
and it's Camilla Harris.
God damn it. I don't think nobody's seen this
coming. I think when they thought she would ever get
to run, I think people thought it was going to be a joke.
But it ain't a joke.
She got men and women
rattling behind her. She got all
the studs. Oh, shit.
I'm telling you. Don't be
surprised if Camilla Harris
win the president.
Don't be surprised she win. That's all I'm saying.
She didn't raise the money.
They say shit. Trump was
at the golf
thing yesterday. He got to find out about the stats and what Camille was doing.
He left them golf games.
Trump don't never leave no golf game.
Never.
He had to get his ass off that golf course.
He had to go and come up with a game plan.
Shit.
Shit.
We got a fight on our hands, boy.
Stand down and stand by.
We got a motherfucking fight on our hands.
I thought some of y'all hands I thought some of y'all
I know some of y'all women
Probably thought maybe I'll never see today
There'll be a woman president
I know some of y'all men
Probably figured man
There'll be a woman president
Shit
Some bad email
Having that Hillary Clinton do it
But this right here might be one to one
Cause they
They all getting behind them
They slick talking ass
Barack Obama
He gonna support her too?
Shit, might have our first woman president
behind this motherfucker.
Tell you now, child support going up.
Child support going up.
Might be a law.
You get caught cheating, go to jail.
I'm just saying, women getting that motherfucker
going to be the most,
I don't really know what to think.
I'm scared.
Shit, I'm going to move to Egypt.
Shit, I'm going to go over there
and find me a clear patrol. Shit, these kids from the boogie. Shit. I'm going to go over there and find me a Cleopatra.
Shit, these guys are bills over.
I ain't doing it for them.
I can't do it no damn more.
Shit.
How y'all feeling, though, coming off the weekend, man?
Hopefully, y'all had a good weekend, man.
Dub had a great weekend with the kid.
Went back home.
Kicked it with my fam.
We had a ball.
I'm from Alcatraz, Texas.
In case y'all don't know, it's East Texas.
Went back home.
Motherfucking mosquitoes like to kill me. But I'm still alive, though. I ain't lying case y'all don't know It's East Texas We're back home Motherfucking mosquitoes
Like to kill me
But I'm still alive though
I ain't lying
Y'all can't see the back of my neck
It's bumpy
I ain't bullshit
I ain't bullshitting
Mosquito bites
Everywhere
But one thing I like about
Being able to go back home
Man y'all
Man I get to go home
And hit the reset button
Man ain't nobody bothering me
Man
I ain't around a bunch of people
That I don't know
So that's one thing About this industry Man that shit cool I ain't around a bunch of people that I don't know.
That's one thing about this industry, man.
That shit cool.
But, man, you're a bunch of around people you don't know, man.
You can't put your drink down and leave and come back and get it.
Everybody done put something in your drink.
Next thing you know, I'm walking down the road middle of the night,
put naked, don't know what going on with.
You know what I'm saying?
So you're around people you don't know. But when you go back home around family and friends, the people who really love you, people who, you know what I'm saying, seeing you before you start to rise, it feels good, man.
Like I said, I was back home playing domino, you know what I'm saying?
Just having a good old time with the people, you know what I'm saying?
Put them on this, this ain't trash.
That's what we do, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I live life.
You know what I'm saying?
I wish I had time to go fishing.
I would have went fishing with my people.
But nevertheless, man, hopefully y'all taking the time out of y'all life and enjoying your life.
Because you only get one.
And when it's over, it's over.
You don't want no regrets.
I keep preaching this.
I'm going to keep saying this, man.
Get out and enjoy yourself while you can.
If you're just not tuning into the show, I already done dived in the Team USA.
Bullshit.
Damn, no loss to Shadan.
Bullshit.
I know y'all finna be out there in Paris and London.
Y'all finna be doing all that shopping.
Cool.
But make sure you motherfuckers win.
That's what we're going.
We're going to win.
And then I done jumped into the president's situation
with Joe Biden, old
ass stepping down. You know what I'm saying?
He didn't want to run no more. Motherfucker, you wasn't running
no way. You was in the arm wheelchair.
Motherfucker, you getting wheeled. You wheeling your
way up there. But nevertheless, Biden said
he's stepping down. Camilla Harris done stepped up.
Now we got a race. Trump,
Camilla Harris, I don't know if she got enough time to
catch. I don't know. But we gonna see.
It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fascinating to watch these women, these women start talking shit. They're already talking shit. But I don't know if she got enough time to catch. I don't know. But we gonna see. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fascinating to watch these women
in the Winfrey store talking shit. They're already
talking shit. But, oh, man.
Oh, man. You ain't gonna be able to tell these women shit
right now. They finna be sexy red.
Oh, oh.
I just hope y'all fell ready.
I just hope you fell ready for what's
about to happen.
It's about to
happen, fellas.
And I'll also piggyback off the Microsoft situation last week.
The outage couldn't fly nowhere.
Computers were down. Banks were down.
Couldn't even go to the bank and get no damn money because something with Microsoft.
I don't know Bill Gates.
Figure the shit out, fam.
Figure the shit out.
We're going to be needing that right now.
We already scared of the unknown. Motherfucker shooting at Trump. We don going to be needing that right now. We're already scared of the unknown.
Motherfucker shooting at Trump. We don't know.
Joe Biden stepping down. Shit, what next?
You know what I'm saying? What next?
Jerry John going to sell the cowboy?
What next, fam?
LeBron going to get a team in Vegas?
What next? Is Shaq going to get a team in Vegas?
We don't know.
We don't know what to expect no more.
People have changed over years. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what to expect no more You know people have changed over years
You know what I'm saying
I don't know
I went to school with my homegirl Mika
Now she Mike
I don't fucking know
People be changing
I'm looking for Mika the whole time
They're telling me it's Mike
They flip-flopping
Shout out to John Willispoon
John Willispoon John Willispoon
A.K.A. Pop
We flip-flopping this shit
One day they this way
Next way they next
I don't know
Shit
But hey
Y'all better pay attention
What's going on around this mother
Open your eyes sometime
I'm gonna take the glasses off
So you can see
Enjoy your life
Don't be bullshitting around here
Shit I know y'all seen
Scottie Pippen Jr.
He a triple-double, come here.
Man, we had him on the motherfucking
Lakers. I felt bad
for Scottie Pippen Jr. at one point, man,
when his mama Larissa was
going through that stuff with Michael Jordan's son.
Man, then
Future was knocking down his mom, and then
he on the bench.
Come on, man.
That had to have been so hard for that young man to endure
knowing that mama was out there being a straight up hoe.
And I said, Lord, this ain't nothing but a straight up hoe.
Sleeping with feature and letting him knock her down
and Gucci flip-flops and doing the Hall of Famer, Scottie Pippen.
That dumb song to me.
That scarred me how Larissa Pippen did Scottie.
Do you hear me?
Man, Scottie running around here wearing dreads.
The hell going on?
Not my Scottie Pippen.
Not my number 33 from Chicago Bull from Central Arkansas.
Not my Scottie Pippen.
Then she did him people. Then she
did them dirty, then
divorced them, then got hair for
every tiny.
Only in America, man.
And it's going to get worse if Camille Harry wins
for the women. Man, they finna have all kinds
of motherfucking rights.
They finna come up with these women.
What? They finna come up with some bullshit women, right, they finna come up with
some bullshit-ass laws against us men.
I'm telling y'all right now, man, if you
in a relationship six months
or more and you get caught cheating,
you gonna be on probation. I'm telling
you, Camilla Harris finna come up with some bullshit
with us, man. I'm telling you, man, if you're
smart, you better move. Get your ass up out of here.
Shit. Get your pad,
get your ass on. Man, you know right now, shit, you gotta move. Get your ass up out of here. Shit. Get your pad put. Get your ass on.
Man, you know right now.
Shit. You got to stay tuned, man.
There's a whole lot of shit going on. You're just not watching the show.
Then you already know.
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Damn right. What else you got going on, Dub? I got
a whole lot going on. This week, I'm going to be
with the Las Vegas Raiders at they count.
I'm pulling up. Yeah,
me and Tony O'Pierce got something to talk about.
And so if you're going to be out
there and
training in Cali,
pull up on me, man. You're more
than welcome to come and be on this show, man. Like I say,
we're going to be visiting the Las Vegas
Raiders, me and my team, this week.
I'm super excited.
They don't have a starting quarterback yet
up there. There's an open competition.
So let's see who wins
the starting quarterback job for the
Las Vegas Raiders.
Devontae Adams has been doing a lot of interviews.
I've seen him on there with Aunt.
On there
talking to his child
about
Green Bay
would have paid him his money.
You know,
he would have been there.
But he said
they insulted him
with the number
and he went to Vegas.
Now he a little frustrated.
Well,
just stay in your motherfucking
ass in Green Bay, fam.
Because I can tell you right now,
ain't no more Aaron Rodgers walking through that motherfucking door up there in Vegas.
And I know you want TB12 to come back.
Hell no.
TB12, stay your old ass where you at.
You can go, leave it at that.
Let these youngsters come over here and fight it out and get down to it.
I know it'll be a Cinderella story
if Tom Brady brought his old ass back to the Las Vegas Raiders
and won. It'll be a Cinderella story. But hell no. Let one of these youngsters do it. Brady already
got seven rings. He old, the lost, the wise. He's getting grown. But stays that way yet?
You want to get one? That dumb gazelle gone. I know he missed. I missed too.
That damn gonna come back.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
TB-12, greatest quarterback ever.
So I'm going to say greatest football player ever.
Some of y'all don't get on here right now and debate.
Now, Dub, you going too goddang far now.
Going too goddang far now, now, Dub.
You tripping.
I like Brady.
I think he's the greatest quarterback ever. But the greatest player ever?
No. But Damian, who the greatest player ever? No.
But who's the greatest player ever?
I know some of y'all finna say Lawrence Taylor,
Brian Tyne, Bo Jackson, Barry.
I know some of y'all gonna say them names.
I get it.
I'm saying TB12 is a bad motherfucker.
And he will annoy your ass.
Add to your...
Add to your...
He annoy your ass? Hey, your... Add to your... He annoy your ass?
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We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now.
All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York,
who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials.
Many of which, turns out, were not true.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.
I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly,
about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000
goes directly to Santos' personal bank account.
I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth?
You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story?
My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on?
And I'm like, why are you doing this?
Like, why?
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What y'all think, man?
Who's the greatest football player ever for y'all?
Be real.
Don't be biased.
Don't be on that bullshit.
For me, I would say greatest football player ever.
It's so hard
because there's so many greats that played the game.
I don't want to disrespect nobody. I don't want to
pull nobody down or pull somebody up.
But me
personally, just being real,
I would say the greatest football player
ever would be...
Man, give me one home. I'm riding with one home. Shit. ever will be.
Man, give me Warren Moon.
I'm riding with Warren Moon.
Damn right, Warren Moon
with them all of us.
Even though he was old as a motherfucker,
but Warren Moon, my God,
don't y'all argue with me here.
Don't y'all argue with me.
Greatest football player ever in my life, Warren Moon.
Shit. Number one.
Who's the owner, baby?
Buddy Ryan.
Come here.
Shit.
And I already know the typical people will say, man, you tripping W-Troll.
I'm right.
I'm a one.
I don't give a damn what y'all say.
I'm going to start being opposite of y'all, Negroes and white people and Hispanics and
everybody.
I'm going to start being opposite of y'all.
And I don't think Michael Jordan the GOAT.
I don't think Kobe the GOAT. I don't think Le Michael Jordan the GOAT. I don't think Kobe the GOAT. I don't think
LeBron the GOAT. I think
Kevin Durant the GOAT.
Damn right, I'm changing up on y'all.
And I don't think Steph Curry the best
shooter ever either. So don't.
I'm gonna go with
Glenn Rize.
Come here.
I'm changing up on y'all.
I'm sick of y'all. I'm sick of y'all treating me how y'all been treating me
when I don't want to be treated like that,
when I want to be treated right.
Treat me right and I treat y'all right.
Sick of it.
Hell going on with y'all.
There ain't one moon gray football player ever.
Yep.
Kevin Durant, greatest basketball player ever.
Yep.
My number two, Scottie Pippen.
Damn right.
Goddamn right. Putting Scottie in the gold debate. I don't give a damn what y'all say.
Scottie Pippen is in the gold debate from here on out. He got six just like
Michael got six. Damn right.
Y'all gonna respect Scottie around here. Y'all might run over him out here in these streets with these hoes,
but you ain't gonna run him over out here in this court in this world with me. Nope.
But you ain't going to run him over out here in this court and this world with me.
Nope.
Rob was Scottie.
Number two.
Jordan.
Three.
Brown.
Four.
Shaq.
Five.
And Mike.
Scottie Pippen.
I'm putting Scottie Pippen over everybody now.
He's going to get his due diligence with me.
Y'all going to respect Scottie.
It was Phil who said Scottie was a better all-around player than Michael. It was Phil who said
that. Well, I didn't say it. You didn't say
it. Nobody. It was Phil, the motherfucker
who cursed him. Now, do I need
to take a flight up to the Montel?
He might need to take me three hours in the
wilderness to get to that motherfucker, but
I will find Southern Pebble Phil
Jackson. I'll find him
and we'll sit down and We'll have a talk.
We'll eat reindeer steaks with reindeer milk.
Come here.
Now talk to me, Phil.
And I ain't coming with no posse.
You ain't coming with me.
Do your trivia when I got that word from.
I'm putting y'all up on game today.
I'm becoming a bad journalist.
Do your homework about the positive shit with Phil Jackson.
Fuck, I'm hitting that.
But anyway, I'll sit down with Phil.
Just like I'm sitting down talking to y'all.
Phil, let's talk.
Let's talk basketball.
Who is the most complete player on your team?
Michael Jeffrey Jordan or was it Scottie Pippen?
I guarantee you, if Phil Jackson don't say Scottie Pippen,
I'm not getting mommy juice out of his mouth.
He better say Scottie.
We're going to do a poll.
The most complete player on the Chicago Bulls championship team was it michael or was it
scott i'm right scott i ain't say bill i didn't say bro i said complete defense offense steel
blocks making happen scotty peepin i know what y'all say dub don't lost your damn mind and ain't making shit happen. Scottie Pippen.
I know what y'all say.
Dubbed a loss this damn night.
And ain't.
I ain't lost shit.
Told you.
Kept him to rent the goat.
Want Moon the goat.
Damn right.
Shoe your Tony the goat.
Yeah, hit a home run last night.
Used to rest socks.
I just wore.
My brother hit 30 home runs so fucking sure.
70 on RBIs.
Bad Navis 315.
Come on.
Boy, it's tough.
He earning that $700 million contract.
And guess what?
Shit, I'm getting into baseball too.
Shit, I can steal bases.
Shit, David Cruz ain't the only motherfucker around here.
Dog can steal bases. If I used to you could steal a legend. If I used to
steal out of Walmart, H-E-B,
Family Dollar, every stone on the
man, I can steal bases. Come here.
Shit.
Come around here.
I'm running.
That's how I'm coming around
them bases. I ain't looking at my guy
telling me to keep going. Shit, I know how to play baseball.
Shit, I can see.
I'm stealing bases and getting this paper.
Sure your Tony can get 700 million?
I can get 200.
I know that right now.
All I need is some eyesight.
Rub me down.
I forgot how to do well.
I know how to do well.
You get in your mid-30s, you can't move like you used to move.
I'm tending to now when I move gingerly.
I hurt myself trying to do some shit that I used to do.
I can't do all that no more.
I got to stretch for how?
Got to do all these little old things you got to do.
When you're young, you can just run and do it.
When you're young, you have to get run on in the bedroom and get busy.
Now you got to stretch, take a shot of yak, Hennessy or something.
You know, if you smoke black, smoke you black.
If you smoke that, you ain't got to smoke something of that.
You got to take your honey back.
You might have to take you some supplements before you go in there and you get in your mid-39s.
Then you can go in there and perform.
When you're a youngster, you don't need all that.
You can go in there. Go on down.
Do that.
Yeah, them young boys go.
I'm an old boy.
I'm a middle-aged boy now.
I take my time going up that hill.
Yeah, I take my time going up that hill now.
But when I get up there, I'm going to take my time.
Come here.
See that young boy going to go up there and try to sleep with everything he can and pass out.
I'm taking my time. Yeah. One down. Now I'm on the other one. Yeah, two down. Now I'm on the other one. Young boys sleep.
We hardly got no energy. I got all the energy in the world because I didn't run up the hill.
I walked up that hill. That's what we got to do sometimes. Sometimes people get out their head
up here and lie. Yeah, fast race horses don't last long. They are like the rabbit.
The rabbit, boom, go!
Take it and out and everything.
Sometimes you got to be thorough.
Sometimes you got to be slow.
Yeah, you got to be first at everything.
Sometimes, sometimes, that's how you be the first to get killed.
Yeah, want to run here real fast.
Sometimes you need to slow your ass down a little bit when you ride.
Slow down.
You ain't got the drive 100.
Drive 70.
Still going to get to the same spot.
But sometimes we be racing to the graveyard quicker than we should be.
Oh, duh, you talking that talk today?
I'm going to talk it.
I'm going to speak the truth on this show.
I'm just being 100.
All that drinking and driving, trash.
We not doing no drinking and driving.
We're not trying to take nobody's life
and we ain't trying to take your life.
If you have been drinking and driving, pull on the side of the road
or don't get your ass behind the wheel and call your Uber.
Yeah.
Same way you got here safe,
the same way we want you to get home safe.
We got to be more, we got to start being
more responsible. Real talk,
we got to start being more responsible right now talk, we got to start being more responsible right now.
If you're a man, single man, you're alive right now, and you got a couple female friends, they got kids, I know they blowing your motherfucking phone up.
School time.
Now, they don't want to hear and hold, gave everybody else in the world some of their sugar.
I didn't want to bring it back to you when it's melted.
Don't fucking want it.
Keep it, stay, keep your ass away from me.
I don't give a damn about you. You're not having no shirt, no clothes,
no shoes. I don't give a damn about
none of that. Don't call me.
You supposed to be hitting me up around
early June. Bitch, it's damn
August now. Not doing it.
Not doing it. Your friends still holding
you whole accountable.
See? Your mama
and them holding you accountable. They ain't keeping them kids no motherfucking more like they used to. Why? Because your mama and them holding you accountable,
they ain't keeping them kids no motherfucking more like they used to.
Why?
Because your mama and them still going out, having a good time.
She's holding too.
So when we out and I see you and your hoeing ass mama,
I'm choosing your mama.
See, your mama ain't got to wake up in the morning and go in there and pick up them hollering ass kids.
Damn coyotes.
Mama can lay in the bed all day with me.
Come here, mama. Got a all day with me. Come here.
Mama got a car and a job. Come here.
Unlike your
bigging asses.
They big and
she dead. Can I have this?
No. Wish you was a
toddler. I slap your hand. No.
Your ass back some well.
Take your ass. All you females
beg for money. But take your motherfucking ass to the army. And, all you female around here begging for money. Better take your
motherfucking ass to the army.
And be all you can be. Earth,
Ford, Navy. Motherfucker, join
something. Join the church. I don't
give a damn. Stop asking me for money.
I'm not the only one.
My players that are watching this show right now, they love
it. They all right, dude. These women
in high control asking for this and that.
Every time you look around, they want this and that.
Bitch, get a job.
That's what you can do.
Get your job and leave me alone.
I ain't got time for this shit right now.
I'm time to focus.
It's time to focus.
Football season here.
I got to dive in and watch them damn Cowboys and see the moves that they making
because they making moves of a damn blind man right now.
Now, tell me a lie.
We ain't heard no good damn news
from the Dallas Cowboy this year.
Everybody crying about,
oh, what we gonna do with that?
We gonna do it by then.
Let that motherfucker go.
If he don't want to be a cowboy,
then let him walk.
We got three lands over there.
God damn it.
You don't want to be here?
God damn it.
Bye.
I want somebody who want to be here long term with me.
Now, this the year you go out and you go out and you motherfucking win.
That when you ain't expected to win.
I'm being real.
I got us going nine and eight this year.
I'm just fucking being real.
I'm a real Cowboy fan.
I got us going nine and eight.
See, the odds is against us. But if you Dak Prescott, you say, you know what, man?
I want to retire a cowboy. Ring or honor a cowboy. I want to be a Hall of Famer cowboy.
This the year you go out and you get this shit done, Dak. When ain't nobody expecting shit from
you, you put the numbers up.
You carry it.
Game we supposed to lose, you carry it.
You will as Tom Brady did.
Tom Brady did.
He didn't have shit over there.
So that mean the defense, you motherfuckers, don't have to step up.
Y'all don't have to step up this shit.
Tray did.
You're back.
You ain't got with Joey no more.
So you're back focused. I mean, let's lock in, bro. Joey, you're back focused. Let's lock
in, fam. Let's motherfucking
lock in. Parson, let's lock in.
I want to see you coming
off that motherfucking edge, homie.
And the quarterback
is winning the pool.
Go and get your
honey.
You hear me? Defense and end line battle.
The quarterback is winning the pool.
Go and get your motherfucking honey.
I'm on fire today.
Monday.
Bullshit.
I'm not bullshit.
Somebody up there in Idaho
and lost their damn leg to a grizzly bear.
I told you, Mike,
stay your ass out the woods.
There's something going on in the house.
These motherfuckers are killing.
Witness Titten got him.
I told you.
2024, ain't no more hunting.
Ain't no more camping.
It's time to stay your ass at the house
and go and vote.
It's all about voting.
Go and vote.
Whether it's president, vote.
In your county, vote.
Damn it, vote.
I don't even know what you're voting for.
God damn it, vote.
Vote for a McDowell's restaurant.
God damn it, not McDonald's.
Vote for a McDowell's. I don't give Not McDonald's. Vote for a McDowell's.
I don't give a damn.
I've been watching
Coming to America.
Great movie, by the way.
If y'all ain't know
what's Coming to America,
make sure you watch
Coming to America, man.
Shout out to Eddie Murphy, man.
Shit was funny as hell.
Love that shit.
But how y'all feeling now, man?
Y'all talk to do it.
How y'all feeling today, man?
What's really going on
in the world right now, man?
Let's talk about it, man. I pretty much done talked about everything. You know, hell no. Matter of fact, let's get on in the world right now, man? Let's talk about it, man.
I pretty much done talked about everything.
You know, hell no.
Matter of fact, let's get on to the hell no segment, man.
Let's get on and get to this shit, man.
You know what time it is, somebody hit me a dub.
Man, what you do a bake sale?
Hell no. I'm not doing a bake sale. Hell no.
I'm not doing no bake sale.
I've been up for some long.
I've been up for some long.
Eating them damn cookies and shit.
Have everybody around here eating it and hiding them.
I ain't going to be able to do it.
Hell no.
Somebody else hit me up too.
Say, duh, when you go to the funeral, do you skip the food?
Hell no.
When I go, that's the whole reason I'm going to a damn funeral,
is just to eat. I'm not skipping
no damn funeral food. Baked chicken,
potato salad, beans,
especially them damn baked beans. Ooh,
baked beans been hitting lately. With a rose?
See, two or three pieces of light bread,
maybe a slice of brisket.
See, I'm not...
Hell no!
I'm not passing on no funeral food,
I'm sorry y'all, I ain't gonna be able to do it,
and anybody know who go to funerals,
especially black funeral, y'all know I ain't lying,
first thing a black person say when they go to a funeral
and see the body, they so look good,
didn't, oh man, look like they was sleeping,
had them in that pretty dress,
or had them in that pretty suit, tell me I'm lying,
now if you don't went to a black funeral,
you done heard them words before, I heard it all the motherfucking time, but the favorite thing I'm lying. Now, if you don't want to a black friend, you can hurt them words before. I hear it all
the motherfucking time. But the favorite
thing I like to hear is
we're eating in the back.
I don't know why.
Oh, I get friendly to motherfuckers when they tell me
we're eating in the back. Hey, how you blinds?
How you doing, girl? Girl, girl,
you done got thick. Too damn thick.
High school, you were 140. Now you're 380.
Now you winking at me.
She don't know what you winking at.
She, I ain't got nothing for you.
I want you when you don't have no miles on you.
Now you got airplane miles.
No, I'm not laying down with you.
She, I'd rather a sloth jack me off than sleep one of you thighs.
Nope, not going to do it.
Keep up my hand.
Mama say, keep your hands to yourself.
That's what I'm doing.
I don't want you.
I can't hold your big ass.
Look at me.
That's too much more
than energy
to reach out
and try to hold you.
Shit, I ain't gonna
be able to do it.
It's summertime too.
You better get
your big butt on.
You better get
your ass away from me.
Shit,
I ain't got no goddamn,
I ain't got blue crop, blue shield. Shit, I ain't got no insurance I ain't got blue crop blue seal
shit
I ain't got no insurance
I'm not feeling me rumbling
wrestling
tussling with your big ass
around here
no get mad at me
come home three four in the morning
and won't argue with me
while I'm being
shit
I'm not doing all that
I don't want to hear
nothing when I come in
three four in the morning
I come in
I don't want to hear
a motherfucking word.
I'm grown.
And that's the way it should be.
Some of y'all ain't living right out there.
And you women know right now, if your man come home 3 or 4 in the morning, and he tell you he been out working, motherfucker, he been out working.
I'll let you a lie.
God didn't put us on this earth to augur.
God didn't put us on this earth to augur with these mouths.
He put us on this earth to augur. God didn't put us on this earth to augur with these mouths. He put us on the earth to praise praise his name. So when your man come
home before the morning fella start praising God's name. Mm-hmm I never woulda made it.
That's all she should be never shoulda made it. That's my favorite God-to. I'm not arguing with you. God put me here to sing praises and hymns unto him.
That's what I'm going to do.
I guarantee you start doing that, she ain't going to say another one.
I promise you.
Girl, you know why we're here.
He put us on this earth to praise him.
That's what we're going to do.
Now, I'm going to try to bring God in here.
God said when there's two or three in my night, there I am.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Church was good yesterday, including them damn baked beans.
Come on.
I ain't lying.
I ain't going to lie.
I went to church yesterday, y'all, just to eat.
I ain't bullshitting.
My mama was so happy.
My baby, I'm so proud of him.
God is really working on him.
I really want to tell baby, no, them hunger pains working on me. I'm so proud of him God is really working on him I really want to tell baby, no
that hunger pain is working on me
I'm in him, let's eat, after I ate
I ain't gonna lie, I was gonna leave, but I stayed
and heard the word, when I say that pastor
got down, that pastor got down
and did his motherfucking thing
and I thank God for that, because God knows my heart
God made sure
that food was so good and
nourished me to my body and i got full
and then i just wanted to hear the word oh man ain't nothing like hearing the word sometime man
we're around devils all the time devils at the store it's dim was at the job it's devils
everywhere man walk around wild more than devils it's temptation it gets power man
man, you walk around wild more than devils.
It's temptation. It gets power, man.
And I gotta be strong
because it's hard for us good, hard
earning men out here that work
hard for us. It's hard for us, man.
We are victims.
They be trying to attack us. I be
trying to be cool. They be having us. Y'all know
ain't lying. Tell your girl, man,
next time you get caught cheating,
you're a victim.
Blame God. He made victim. Blame God.
He made you.
Blame God.
You can't control these women, man.
They got a mind of their own.
And they be calling you Doug.
Doug.
Or your name reads Michael.
Whatever your name is.
Scott.
I know I got some white boys watching.
Scotty.
That's Drake Heineken.
Yeah. In the woods got some white boys watching. Scotty. That's Drake Heineken. Yeah.
In the woods.
Yeah.
Naked.
Around Grizzlies.
See, I got you.
See, white people like to do that shit.
Like to get butt naked, drunk, out in the woods with Grizzlies.
Not no niggas.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
We'd better go outside and, uh,
might have to come in the car.
We scared to go out there at nighttime and get them cunts.
Mm-hmm. Not going out there.
I've seen something earlier.
See, Black people scared.
I know I ain't lying.
Telling you the truth today on this goddamn show, man.
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I can dig in.
I can enjoy this shit, though.
Like I said, I'm pulling up on the Raiders this week.
Pulling up on Coach Brown, too.
I'm ready to go out there and check out, you know,
see what Shador and them doing with the roller this year, man.
I got eyes on rightfully so.
You know, everybody Colorado fans now.
You know what I'm saying?
But y'all wasn't rocking with Coach Brown when he left JSU.
Y'all were mad at him. Y'all were mad at him.
Y'all were mad at Coach.
But I get it. You know, he came there and made some promises. Whatever it was,
y'all were mad at him. Now y'all loving
him. I love it. But just make sure the real is love,
man. We ain't just going to support Prime
either. Some other coaches out here that we got
to ride and support. We're too. Eddie George
got a football team. We shout out to Eddie
George. We ride with you, too.
Yeah, double pull-up.
Yeah, yeah. Extend the olive branch.
Eddie George, I
pull up. Big fact.
When I pull up, that means all my fans,
my team pulling up. We all pulling up, man.
The Dubs, when we rocking with you,
we rocking with you.
I'm going to keep it in the book.
I'm going to be honest. The best team, NFL
team in Texas right
now is the Texans.
That I said.
CJ Stout looking good in practice right
now.
Got Diggs over there.
Already got Tango.
Man. Yeah.
Yeah. D'Amico, Ron. Yeah.
Yeah. And if I'm a Texan fan right now, I'm feeling real motherfucking good right now.
I got the swangles out there.
Yep.
Pelts with the buckle.
Yep.
I'm feeling real good if I'm a Texan right now.
You know, we ain't sipping that syrup.
We ain't doing all that no more.
Them days over.
You know, we ain't planning fitness right now.
We working out.
You know, y'all been overweight for years.
Now y'all want to get in shape now.
And I respect it. And I respect
it. And I respect it, man.
Yeah. Shout out to the Texans right
now, man. They walking around here with their
shirt off these days.
Cowboy trash and all that.
Okay. We're going to motherfucking sit in
a couple of months.
My Texans? I'm a Texan too.
I told you. I'm with
whoever who with me.
Believe me. I ain't a lawyer. I'm a Texan too. I told you, I'm with whoever who with me. Believe me, I ain't a lawyer.
I'm a lawyer to them dollars.
To any NFL team want to bring me in, get at me.
Get at me.
Need your social media boosted up, get at me.
Need your jersey set, get at me.
Make it happen over in this bubble dumps
I don't bullshit
lawyer to nobody
I'm lawyer to me
real talk
hopefully y'all team
do something this year man
I feel like the Cowboys
are going to win
two playoff games this year
just two
I ain't saying we're going
to get to the Super Bowl
I'm just saying we're going
to win two playoff games
this year
and that's that
that's how I feel but I feel like we're going to win two playoff games this year, and that's that.
That's how I feel, but I feel like we're going to go 9-8.
I don't know.
Got to be more optimistic, I guess.
I know Josh said, Doug, you got to have faith.
I do got faith in God.
I don't put no damn faith in man.
Man, I look your ass down every damn time.
Shit, no damn faith in no damn, man.
The hell out of my face with that bullshit.
What's going on out here, man?
I'm hearing some of you 50 and 55-year-old men I heard still having kids.
Okay, Nelly.
Okay, Nelly.
That baby going to come out looking old and I'm going to fuck her.
Shit, you ain't on no more.
Spending kids out in 50, 55.
Never.
Shit.
You ain't got that much longer when you get 50.
You probably got 15 good years left. If that, if they ain't get us
out today, nothing but blessings from God.
Nothing
but blessings from God.
Shit.
I know it good.
I know
when you're up in there.
Yeah, you come.
Person like me, I come from the
hip when I'm up in there.
You got to come from the hip when you're up in there.
And you get good too. And then they get to hold
you and they get to tell you that dumbass
word. Don't you do it in me.
Shit.
Oh shit.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah.
When you tell me that, I'm telling you, my pull-out game, week or dinner, baby.
That's one word I hate to hear.
Don't you?
And me, I'm already doing it.
You shouldn't have told me that.
Now I got to get you.
Come here.
Hold on tight.
Where you going? Let me do me.
Why you ain't done nothing yet?
I got stamina.
I'm lying.
I'm knowing I done took a hundred packs.
Yeah.
Nothing like a TKO.
Hey, y'all don't know nothing about that right there, man.
Shit, they're going to catch a cramp.
I'm out of here.
Lock up. Oh, baby. You all right? No, I ain't know nothing about that right there, man. Shit, then I catch a cramp. And I'm out of there. I need to lock up.
Oh, baby.
You all right?
No, I ain't all right.
Oh, give me a banana and some salt and some in the heating pad.
I got a charley horse in this mother.
I'm getting old.
Shit, I'm in my mid-30s, man.
Birthday coming up.
August 6th.
I'm going to have a ball.
My birthday.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to do nothing for my birthday. But Lord, let me literally see it this year, man. I'm going to have a ball on my birthday. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to do nothing for my birthday.
But Lord, let me look and see it this year, man.
I'm going to do it up for my B-Day, man.
I'm telling you, I'm going to do some white boy shit.
I ain't doing shit, man.
I'm going to do some parachute.
I'm going to do skydiving.
I'm going to do what I call.
I'm going to call my white friend later on in the day.
Hey, Josh, what's going on?
What's going on, Bubba?
What's going on, man?
Oh, man. Josh, shit, man. I'm going to go parachute. Well, Josh, what's going on? What's going on, Bubba? What's going on, man? Oh, man, Josh, shit.
Man, I want to go parachute.
Well, hell, I'll call my daddy.
Hell, get the plane out. Hell, we'll go
parachute. Damn right.
I'm feeling so up in the ventures. Call me Bubba
Dubb McGovern. Damn,
I'm feeling so up in the ventures, Ron.
Damn, Ron. Who out here used to watch
the McGovern show? If you ever seen the McGovern
show, get in the comment section and let me know right now, man. I grew up watching McGovern, manyver show? If you ever seen the MacGyver show, get in the coming 60s.
Let me know right now, man.
I grew up watching MacGyver, man.
I'll show you my age, man.
I love MacGyver, man.
One of my shows, man.
Real talk.
Ain't no shows like it used to be.
Ain't no more Martins.
You know what I'm saying?
Ain't no more living singles no more, man.
Everything is BS now, man.
Like, I just watered down.
I ain't feeling it.
How y'all feeling, though?
Man, I'm feeling good on Monday.
It's Monday.
Ain't nothing like a good Monday.
Good work out here.
Get to come in here and chop it up with y'all.
Let y'all know what's going on.
Bullshit-ass team, USA.
Scotty, like I said, Scotty Pippa Jr.
with Balls and Lakers had him.
Now we ain't got him.
Lakers done had some Balls, man.
We had Lonzo Ball, Julius Roundle, Brandon Ingram.
Who else?
We had Josh Hart, Alex Caruso, Kyle Kuzma.
Bro, we're going to have some good players over in the Lakers.
Now we ain't got a motherfucking thing.
Nothing.
The biggest talk in the Lakers right now is Brody. He ain't
getting ready yet. He's getting there,
but he ain't ready yet.
Disappointed, man. It's going to be a long
ass year for a Lakers fan, man. It's going to be
a long year, man. I know it.
I know it'll be a long year, man. It's going to be
long, man. Russell Westbrook don't want
to go to Denver. Shit.
They done got better. They done got better Russell Westbrook don't want the Denver. Shit. They done got Belger.
They done got Belger. Westbrook with Denver.
We can't get
shit in LA but some damn graffiti.
That's the only thing we can get in LA right now
is some damn graffiti. Can't get no
players.
Let DeMar go to Sacramento. I see
y'all this Sunday too
Sacramento at Punchline
Grab them tickets right now
Tommy T's 26th and 27th
This Friday and Saturday
I see y'all locked up, man
Shout out to my homie Rico the Great
Shout out to my homie Lance Wood
Shout out to my homie Richie Rich
Yeah, Uncle
Uncle now, Mr. Fowler
I see y'all, man
It's going down
Better grab them tickets I'm in them cities, man. It's going down. Better grab them tickets.
I'm in them cities, man.
When I'm pulling up, you need to be there.
Telling y'all, man, y'all don't want to miss this, what I got going.
Yeah, we on up.
We going up.
Yeah.
Not only me, you going up.
Yeah, anything you doing, I'm praying y'all blessed.
Y'all blessed by the best.
You might not think so.
You might not have shit today, but
tomorrow could be different.
You could be rich today and broke tomorrow.
You could be alive today and dead tomorrow, man.
It's a lot of things we got to start being grateful
for and thankful for, man.
Real talk. You could have woke up with
no arm, no leg, or no
nothing, but you didn't.
You woke up with your eyesight. You woke up
where you could smell. You're feeling better.
You can get out of the bed. You can walk. You can talk.
You can eat. You can do all these things.
Damn it, you need to start thanking God.
Everything
else gonna come. I guarantee
you everything gonna come to you, man.
Trash of the day, I can't give it to nobody
but Joe Sleepyhead Biden.
Talk to all that shit
and then you want to step down.
Come on, fam.
Run this motherfucking race.
Joe Biden, I need you to run
this motherfucking race.
Not Camilla Harris in that seat.
And these women are talking cash
motherfucking shit.
You watch big-ass Oprah
get behind her.
Gayle, where you at?
Pierre Morgan, where you at Pierre Morgan where you at Nancy Grace where you at
Martha Stewart where you at
Viola Davis where you at
Tyler Perry where you at
RuPaul where you at
Caitlyn Jenner where you at
Dwight Howard where you at
I'm gonna need y'all to get behind Camille Harris And I going to need y'all to get behind
Camille Harris
and I'm going to need y'all to get behind Donald Trump
and the two candidates they going at it
let's get to it
I ain't got shit to say
I ain't got shit to say
all I want to know whoever become president
just make sure I can get that damn PPP
loan. That's all I want, and I want it forgiven.
I don't give a damn who wins. I just
want it to be forgiven.
Trying to buy
this property. Damn it, I want it. I need it.
I got to have it.
Tom Cruise, 62, out here
still doing his own damn stunts.
That's who need to be
drug tested.
Y'all keep running about these motherfucking players.
What about these actors?
I want Tom Cruise ad
drug tested right there.
I'm not seeing him
hanging from a plane.
Motherfucker, 75.
What kind of strength
you got to hold like that?
Been doing it over 40 something years.
Tom Cruise need to be tested.
I'm just saying,
I'm just telling you,
speed is speed. WNBA All-Star, look good, Tom Cruise need to be tested. I'm just saying. I'm just telling the space.
WNBA All-Star.
Look good.
Sold out event.
I love it.
They just signed a $2.2 billion TV streaming thing for the time women.
I love it.
Pay these women a little bit more money.
Man, I love it, man.
I told you.
It's a women's empowerment.
It's a woman's empowerment right now, fellas. We might be in trouble, we might not be able to go hunting no damn more,
now we're gone, might as well have bow and arrows, I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
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Yeah, man.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed this show today, man.
Much as I enjoy sitting here and doing what I'm doing.
Like I'm saying, I'm going to get back out on the road.
Like I said, I got the comedy shows coming up, man.
So if I'm in your city, if you see me post, a lot of times, y'all just not tuning in.
You know what I'm saying?
You want to follow me.
You want to know what's going on.
Besides, you can catch me on IG at BubbaDub94.
You can catch me on there.
Pretty much everything on this show is going to be on there as well. So that way, if you're like, man, I ain't been on YouTube. I me on there. Pretty much everything on this show going to be on there as well.
So that way, if you're like, man, I ain't been on YouTube.
I'm on IG.
Just type in the bubble dub 94.
Boom.
There I am.
You can see what's going on with this show here and other things I got going on, like my comedy show.
Like I said, this Friday and Saturday, I'm in Tummy T's.
26, 27 in Tummy T's in Pleasanton, California.
Got two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. And then the Sunday, I T's in Pleasanton, California. Got two shows, Friday,
two shows, Saturday, and then the Sunday
I'm down in Sac Time. Yeah, down in
Sacramento at Punchline.
Left you 28. Pull up
on your boy. Go and grab them tickets right now.
As soon as y'all see this, if you in them areas,
go ahead and be grabbing them tickets. Don't wait.
Just go ahead and order your tickets. Go ahead and
grab your two or three tickets. Come out and support your boy,
man. Real talk, man.
Hopefully, y'all enjoyed this show today.
I had fun talking about Camille Harris, talking about Team USA.
Bullshitting, as you talk about Biden.
Man, we talked about everything.
We talked about WNBA All-Star.
We saw a lot of women doing a beautiful thing.
They got their money.
Scottie Pippa Jr.
Bowling.
Shout out to Scottie Pippa Jr. Bowling. Shout out to Scottie Pippen
Jr. Bowling.
Gotta love it, man. You gotta love it. Shout out to my
homie, Shoei O'Tonnor with
the Dodgers. I say
he the best player in baseball right now.
And I stand on that. I say the greatest football
player ever is Warren Moon. And my
mother, I don't care what y'all say.
And I ain't high or nothing. I'm going with
Warren Moon.
Greatest basketball player, Kevin
Durant. Them arrive
with KD. KD do what KD
want to do, and I respect it.
And I respect it.
Y'all better respect it, too. Y'all better
turn them notifications on. I'm telling y'all,
you got to know what I'm dropping. How you
going to know if you ain't got your notifications on?
Because I be looking at the comments, man, I finally got to catch you live.
Well, man, I missed the live.
If you turn your motherfucking notifications on, then you know what I'm dropping.
They Monday.
And I'm going to be in the comments talking cash money shit to everybody today.
Because I told y'all, you got to share this show.
Why?
Because I'm going to take y'all.
I'm going to take somebody.
I don't know who it is.
Throughout the year, I'm going to fly y'all I'm going to take somebody I don't know who it is throughout the year
I'm going to fly y'all out with me
to go to a baseball game
football game
and basketball game
this is what I'm doing for y'all
I can't worry about no other podcast
what they're doing for their people
I'm talking about what I'm doing for mine
and that's all I ask
is simple share
likes and comments
that's all
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