Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub reacts to Jets DOMINATING Patriots in a BORING TNF game

Episode Date: September 20, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live to recap Aaron Rodgers and the New York Jets DOMINATING the New England Patriots 24-3 on Thursday Night Football. Don’t let this performance trick you into thinking the Jets are ...Super Bowl Contenders. This was fools gold!! The Patriots are TRASHH!!Then, Bubba looks ahead to Week 3 action and his Dallas Cowboys facing a must win situation against Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens. Dub got faith in you Dak!!Finally, Bubba ends the show giving Diddy Trashh of the Day, and predicting who will win between the Cowboys and Ravens#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy who'd winked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
Starting point is 00:00:26 podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. It's 4 a.m. Monday and you're literally sucking baby snot through a tube because she's congested. Man, that's love. And if you love her that much, love her enough to make sure she's buckled in the right car seat. To make sure your child's in the right seat you love her that much, love her enough to make sure she's buckled in the right car seat. To make sure your child's in the right seat for their age and size, visit nhtsa.gov slash the right seat. Show them you love them.
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Starting point is 00:01:35 Now, I'm going to sit up here. I want to apologize for that situation that just happened. It's going to continue to happen. I'm letting you know that right now. It's going to continue. I'm going to keep getting my love and my boss. Damn. Coming around here is you're going to be on a slippery slope. Come here. Thursday night football, jazz, patrons, business side all day for some football, trash.
Starting point is 00:02:06 That's what the Patriots is. Robert Kraft need to go back to another spot. Jacobi Brisket, never. I know his name, Brissette, but I'm calling him Jacobi Brisket. That ain't it. That ain't the New England, the average, the average Hernánd Hernandez ever riding around doing drive-bys for that ain't the Patriot team Right there. He was doing that for I Don't know who that team is up there, New England
Starting point is 00:02:34 Jirard Mayo our first time head coach. Um, I'm rooting for you, but you got to find you some office alignment, baby Five sacks tonight just just the Jets. And I know the Jets got a good defensive end. Well, they were rushing three. Three against five and three was still winning. That ain't going to get it. That ain't going to get it. Now, we're going to sit around all for the last two
Starting point is 00:03:01 and a half hours and wasted time. I just got, I just want to say this right here tonight. Hear me out NFL, the Browns, the Patriots, the Giants and the Panthers, they need to be playing on BET plus. They taking up too much damn our time on Amazon Prime. Play your mother fucker behind Tyler Perry series. Nobody want to watch no damn Patriots. I don't want to watch no damn patrons.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Don't nobody want to watch no brown. Don't want to watch no giant and don't nobody want to watch them damn pounds. They ain't worth watching what for damn. And if you're watching my show and you're a judge fan and you're a patron fan and you all them team, I guess they find you a new damn team. You going to deserve this shit. and you all them team like your name, find you a new damn team, you gonna deserve this shit. Got Aaron Rodgers looking like he pat my homes again
Starting point is 00:03:49 and he's not. He's okay, but he is not Patrick Mahone. That's how the Patriots made Aaron Rodgers look tonight. And I know y'all seen Aaron Rodgers coach, wanna go over there and give him a hug. Hey Ross, say Nelford, get your motherfucking hands up off me This game ain't over yet. That's your problem. Rob say you want you want to celebrate to her you can't be doing it That's the problem some of you mean you take these women out on days and soon the day over you think you're gonna get some cat
Starting point is 00:04:21 These women say you niggas up got the date them again I don't care, never. These women say you niggas have got to date them again. They don't give a damn how much money you got, how many cars, how, these women don't give a damn about that. They wanna be dated again. Y'all men finna get right round here. That's why I'm fuck with these women like that.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Mm mm mm mm. No sir, I'm taking studs on dates, come here. Take my stud to the rodeo. She wearing her boots, I'm wearing my boots. She wearing her belt buckle, I'm wearing my belt buckle. She got waves, I got waves. Come here, we matching. Come here, twin.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Me and my stud, come here, twin. Now y'all talk to me about this old bullshitter game that I had to sit down and do notes on and watch. Because I don't like all it I feel like I wasted two hours of my life watching that bullshit Talk to me tonight. Y'all come on. Y'all come on in you. It's Thursday night Y'all ain't got them do some of you gonna do number get some y'all gonna work anyway At the house all day bored line man. I'm tired. Yeah, tired from sitting on your ass. Get your ass on one and work.
Starting point is 00:05:26 That's hard work. People go out here and work every day. Work hard for our money. Then when we get home and get relaxed, people want to call. Hey, big homie, you got 50 dollars, hell no. You better call that damn law company and get you 50 dollars.
Starting point is 00:05:41 I'm not giving you nothing. We need help around here. Too much shit going on. Y'all let's talk about what's going on and we got to start it out with Diddy. Diddy done got caught with thousands of baby oil. Yeah, I want to see P. Diddy slip his ass out of this situation. I want to see it right here. Diddy, what you got the baby oil for? I want to see it right here. Diddy what you got the baby on for? Oh, I know. Diddy I know y'all seen I know y'all seen what him and his team rode up to the judge Sweet judge if you'll just let me go back home. I promise you I won't have no women around and the judge told him son That's the problem
Starting point is 00:06:22 It ain't the women. It's the niggas for me. Come here. Diddy, listen to you. I like the way when you're scrambling daddy. Yeah, scratching and crawling. Man, what grown men talk like that? Scrambling and crawling? That seems like somebody trying to
Starting point is 00:06:40 get away. See, he was letting us know he was a predator. And now don't get me started. I ain't heard a guess. Damn, my brother Harvey Weinstein made him roll over and send shit in his cell too. Anybody that doing anything sexual, allegedly, or domestic violence, they went make a rest and shit. But we talking my brotherly love right now. Somebody that I grew up to, to my dog. God damn Harlem shaking the diggie, money. Did it was that guy? Let's don't sit up here and just knock him cuz he's doing going through didn't used to be that guy bad
Starting point is 00:07:13 boy Come out and play That's what he was doing to the mean and then big-ass mansions up there. That's what he was doing. Hey to the men in them big ass mansions up there. That's what he was doing. Hacking, dark, there's a motherfucker in there. Room show dark, God couldn't bring light to it. I'm telling you the truth every day, ladies and gentlemen, did he been doing these acts the last 30 years? Biggie up there smiling like a motherfucker. Sky is the limit and you know that you should own and keep on pressing on. Hey, that's what Biggie down up there right now screaming.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Him and Parker. Diddy been getting away with this kind of behavior for years and we enabled it. Man, that Diddy, man. Entrepreneur. Almost a biggie. Now, man, Diddy done did everything. so to have it with women and men, too Took the men Virginia that I dare you allegedly do anything did it I have to take you out my playlist fam and that's that's already diabolical that I had you in my music playlist That's diabolical me, but I did I had you in my music playlist that diabolical me, but I did I had you in them Now that's a damn shame
Starting point is 00:08:30 What the hell you doing? I'll let it loop now. I ain't saying I'll let it loop is uh, there's a crime It's not a crime to have all that but what you doing with all that mother fucking lube fam All the deal dog say deal dog prices don't win up up there in la in the up there Say you were keeping them deal those in business I bet they won't stink like a month That rooms like ass and black a mile. Come on, dude Now you gonna tell that you you won't want no weebie? Shoot, we're not rolling over in this motherfucking sale right now, man.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Looking at the allegations P.D. Y'all talk to me, I'm gonna need some help with the allegations. I ain't know you can go to jail for being a freak. I ain't know that part. 69, you a freaking nine, You man did you 69 God? I'm telling y'all the truth Get it ought to be shame of his damn self y'all
Starting point is 00:09:37 Anybody else that was up there no freak out. I want to know who he don't tell on Motherfuckers already stepping down Kevin last come on I was not after blue you won't step down you can't run away don't you run from this it's gonna be plenty more people thought to and i can't wait i can't sit back and wait till these names come out it's gonna be some big names too that was in there in the moon um spooning getting them was spooning in the moon. You're probably making hits you making hits all right out of men. I don't like it um I'm hurt I'm sad from what I done heard because he's still innocent to prove a gift
Starting point is 00:10:23 but I'm hurt by the allegations by our brother's son cones The man lost his way That means i'm going down every night somebody was getting pleasure every night with the love Shit But then he ain't the only one It's gonna be some more people come out. Don't be surprised when you hear these names either. Don't be surprised when you hear these names either. I'm letting you know that right damn now. Well all my Jes fans, y'all come over here and let's talk about it. Let me hear what y'all got to say. Um, y'all on track going to the Super Bowl I know that what you just fan finger say, but I'm gonna tell you right now. You're a damn lie That's fools goes what I seen tonight. Yeah, every Roger doing everything good. It is, you know, we went through it for Gresson made the
Starting point is 00:11:16 That's just a patron Robbed a crap don't even know that damn team no more Tom Brady don't even know that team no damn more That's the team the fat-ass Bill Billichick left he come back he want to put up a fight and he left for a motherfucking reason he knew it wasn't nothing up there in New England power period pop Billy you run around here crying cause them folks them thots let it go let it go. Let it go. You bigger than that power period. Pause.
Starting point is 00:11:58 I'm just here to talk. Let's talk. Y'all want to talk sport? We going to talk sport. Anything else y'all want to talk? Let's talk about it. I'm just telling y'all the way I see things and how I'm feeling right now. I can't sleep at night. I still ain't be able to sleep. But I what the saints done to the damn cowboy. I ain't slept.
Starting point is 00:12:13 I ain't gonna lie to you now. I ain't had no rest. Just not taking my phone out, do not disturb. Earlier, you know, I was trying to get me a little, I would get me a little bit in cause I been stressed. I had to get that off me. Don't have no stress. You got stress, you know, I was trying to get me a little I would get me a little big in because I've been stressed I had to get that off me Don't have no stress. You got stress you release it
Starting point is 00:12:30 I don't care if your girl let the at work you tell her you get your mother can add to this house quick That's what I do. I got a one inch killer when that motherfucker get hard. He only stay hard for a certain amount of time Remember when he hard he a motherfucking killer. I'm talking about a one instant stroke. She ain't got to pull them all the way down because I'm so small. You ain't know I'm in her when I'm in her. Come on. She ain't moaning no way. But guess what?
Starting point is 00:13:01 My force against her neck against that wall. Bow bow bow bow bow bow that wall knocking herself out with consent yeah i'm knocking her out with consent straight concussion when you sleep with dub come in not from the meat from the force i'm pushing you through the wall i had you hold sign a waiver sign this waiver it's gonna get a little physical high High physical, shit, you ever see physical? You damn right. You come up in here, you gonna walk in, but you gonna limp back like Eddie Murphy said. You gonna walk in there, but you gonna limp back.
Starting point is 00:13:32 You gonna get back in the car, you gonna call home, girl, you all right? Uh-uh, what's wrong with you? He put it down like that, he must got a bickle. He get strong and physical. That little short, strong motherfucker, yo. he must have been in wrestling in school. Yeah, come on, straight hit it out. Come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:13:56 It's 4 a.m., Monday, and you're literally sucking baby snot through a tube because she's congested. Man, that's love. And if you love her that much, love her enough to make sure she's buckled in the right car seat. To make sure your child's in the right seat for their age and size, visit nhtsa.gov slash the right seat.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Show them you love them, keep them safe. Visit nhtsa.gov slash the right seat. Brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jay Calbern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true. That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs to catch me if you can.
Starting point is 00:14:46 I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about what is the nature of truth? What can I actually tell the reader
Starting point is 00:15:13 is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I thought, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to deep cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Shit, you might not get pleasure, but I am. I don't give a damn about you getting yours, I'm gonna get mine.
Starting point is 00:15:49 It's hard to find a woman taking one of these fingers. So when I do find one, shit, I'm going after it. Laying up with her, pillow talking with her, telling all my secrets, all my homeboy secrets, and all they homeboy. I'm telling everything with these hoes. I'm laying, I'm pillow talking. Shit, shit. Soon she tell me, soon she tell me I made her feel good.
Starting point is 00:16:13 That's when I start talking the most, come here. I make you feel good baby. Yes you did, boy. Man, I ain't supposed to be telling you this shit. My partner just robbed a bank and shit, man. Got the money over his baby mama crib right now. Got about 300 Gs. Yo, my hoe get to talking to me.
Starting point is 00:16:32 I get to talking back and I can't hit it. Come here. I love her. I love her 3.5, hoe too. But when you go, let's smoke a 3.5. Buh. I roll that motherfucker up. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:16:43 She playing with my beard. Because I like women who got her on they chin She planned to learn her on the my chin and I'm playing with the her on the hood. She They will see what kind of saving cream you be you she had me I tell her she won't say to go We twins See Thing about them stuff. You ain't got a wrap her getting up and trying to go get no kids and all them. Mm, them kids with they fatherless.
Starting point is 00:17:11 That stud lay on me all night. Shit, we even go to Waddleburg after sex too. Come here. Let me get that number one with you. Get what you want, baby. Duh, got it. Get what you want. Get the big large. So everybody know who go to Waddleburg. Know you them sold about this big coming Gonna get fooled again because round two is coming and dammit i'm going for the knockout Shit the little passion up in him
Starting point is 00:17:39 Hey definitely got to peel them boxes off i'm not bullshitting with my teeth Oh, you're a freak of b off. I'm not bullshitting with my teeth. Ooh, you a freak, a big one. I'm a 69, God. I'm a 69, God. Y'all better start living y'all alive. Y'all too little tight, y'all. So y'all out there complaining about this. Stop all that.
Starting point is 00:18:00 And do your due. See, I'm thinking about taking me a stud to my family reunion I'm gonna give her a shirt and everything. Baby. We family now Everybody gonna thank you a homie and not And not You with me Right around my stud all day he leaks come here Yep, come here y'all call a lily
Starting point is 00:18:26 but her name is Lisa come here come here you can't hang out with the bro when I pull up I'm jealous I call all on everybody in this motherfucker y'all ain't doing with selling dope penis motherfucking wait why you hanging out at the trap all day come hang out with me She I'm jealous I'm tender to you give me some we could kill You give me some care we could kill some shit ain't all that we fucking the mind. We could kill I'm telling there. I'm telling every soul. I know Especially on that ride back, but you can't believe I just knocked down. I'm calling everybody, your friends, your cousins,
Starting point is 00:19:09 something in their DM, showing them the screenshots and everything. She not my Lili, she not my Lisa. I thought she was strictly girl. She with your boy now I'm telling you the truth. Now. These are my confessional. Don't y'all go back and tell my secrets what I be doing I get that baby all these ain't got shit on me when I got my stuff. I get that baby all I They want in sliding in with no pop
Starting point is 00:19:43 Ain't lying. She said what hole put it in any hole you got it, baby. Just put it in now. Put it in any hole you want it in, just put it in now. And like I told y'all, I ain't had no day on sleep since we got beat by the saints. Now we got the damn Ravens. I feel like I'm cursed y'all. I feel like I'm cursed that the Cowboy got the Ravens this week.
Starting point is 00:20:08 The Ravens 0-1-2, Lamar Jackson, um, is looking for their first win of the season. I don't know, man. It's like, man, I feel like, I feel like the universe playing with me right now. Like I really do, like when it's time for us to win we lose mine and that shit that shit Follow me mentally though. Are you talking to me like that? No, you know, I'm saying see I've been talking to myself I don't really be like what you say to me, huh? Like I don't know and I have a vision that I went to a cowboy game and I rang on the field and I put them motherfucking hands on deck
Starting point is 00:20:47 Right there in the 50 yard line blow for blow. I'm giving I'm giving deck. What do you want? I Just want to put these right wrong One time I of course I want the cops to be right there to break it up You know I'm saying I got one to hit him Of course, I want the cops to be right there to break it up You know I'm saying I got one to hit him And then the cops grab me and then the world see that like man, duh really got down on deck But really and truly the cops help me Like when people get into fights and shit man who call the law she better thank God I called him
Starting point is 00:21:21 Thank God I called him niggas for the kill you fam I think I called them niggas for the kill you fam. Talk about you can handle it by yourself. No you can't. Yeah you went down off the first lead. I knew then I wasn't going to get in. That's when I put my hand on my damn phone. Nine one one. Get her quick.
Starting point is 00:21:36 These niggas got guns. Well people are ungrateful. I got into a fight. I ain't going to lie. I got into a fight with somebody. I held on for my motherfucking life It took the job alive to get me off that nigga Bob cramp down on a nigga I held on and took a police doctor Come on. Let me go. She ain't letting you go until I see them red and white blue. I let you go
Starting point is 00:22:02 So when the police got there, I let him go and ran to the police and he damn near killed me. Come here. I'm going home tonight. I don't know about y'all. But I'm going home tonight. Y'all might be going to a sale. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I'm going to my bed. I never let pride get in the way of me. Or my ego get in the way of me or getting hurled. I let pride shit go out the window. Yeah, I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window.
Starting point is 00:22:21 I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit go out the window. I let pride shit in the way of me or my ego get in the way of me or getting hurt Hi, Prash it go out the window Yeah, some of y'all guess he slapped this next not me I'm killing say wrong which Somebody do something till you want to go and kill now you for being jail not me. You might slap me back. Mm-hmm When I come back,
Starting point is 00:22:50 I ain't coming back like old Bob Mencius said when he came back with Cain blasting. I ain't coming back blasting. I'm coming back with a loud sound. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. Kamehameha. Put your hand behind your back. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You don't have a right to a 30 minute, you gonna punch you one.
Starting point is 00:23:10 That's what you're gonna be hearing from me. That's how I get my payback right now. Give a damn who on the sideline laughing and this and that. I'm free. I'm here. I can go to Popeye right now and eat. You can't do that when you in jail. Y'all be tricking y'all self out your own spots.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Cause somebody said something to you or somebody done took your girl or this and that. You want to kill them. You a cow. You might cannot fight me but you can't out down 911 me. I bet you that shit. Y'all talk to me tonight, what's going on man? Hell y'all holding on to his leg I beat him and everything I wasn't letting him go. After that first punch he hit me my knee wobbled. Shit. I hurried up and clenched. Come here. He talking to me let me go. No
Starting point is 00:24:00 hell no. You have to hit me like that. You hit me I see my third grade teacher shit I'm not feeling like a shit Why my people know I'm Raleigh North Carolina man, what's good? I see y'all this Sunday a good nice comedy club pull up Pull up the good nice comedy club not on Raleigh North Carolina this Sunday night tickets I'm on soul up soul out man. Y sunday night tickets almost sold up sold out man y'all pull up and come see your boy man october 4th i'm in adison texas grab them tickets five shows grab them tickets right now i don't know what you waiting on man i really don't know what you waiting on y'all talk to me you know i'm gonna talk back i got that headband on man because you
Starting point is 00:24:43 know i'm feeling like bruh man you know I'm talking about back in the Cleveland days not just bruh him just bruh him he gonna blue sell him hair gaskets he still bruh though he still a goat but he gonna blue sell him hair gaskets shit what I'm gonna do shit what I'm gonna'm gonna do is somebody take my studs? Shit. Gonna be problems. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 00:25:08 I better not see now one of y'all talking to my stud. Boy, it's gonna be up. Yeah, it's gonna be on the floor type shit with me. Because when I start fighting, she gonna start fighting with me. And one thing y'all don't know, those studs got hands. I ain't got no hands. Me and her were fighting somebody one day. Shit. She gotorn in them hands, I stopped throwing mine and watched her. Oh, she marvelous. She marvelous. Then the old boy started getting the best of her. That's when I put my hand
Starting point is 00:25:38 on my thigh. Got my thigh in this muggle. I shot now because I ain't going to shoot nobody, I'm scared. Got my fire in this muggle. I shot now because I ain't going to shoot nobody. I'm scared. Pow! Everybody start taking off running. That's how I got the reputation that I shoot something. I won't shoot. I'm scary.
Starting point is 00:25:52 I would get shooting in the air to scare people. But my studs, who that is, man, you real, man. You down for me. I am. But I'm really lying, though. I was just trying to show off. Now I can't get rid of her. A one inch meat got her in love. Come here. It's like a launchable tool. Bring it here, bubba. Here I am. Look a dead in the eye when she go and die throughout.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Because it ain't but one inch so she gets double on. Come here. She killing me softly with her mouth killing me softly. Hey, y'all don't know nothing about that, man. A stud stab me so I put paws on her no jet. You ought to be saying to yourself, put your hand on them studs, man. Shout out to my people that 60 and above watching this show. I put a pause on her, no jet. You ought to be saying to yourself in your head, I'm gonna do it, man. Shout out to my people that 60 and above watching this show. I got some old schools in here watching this show. Shout out to my old school watching this show, man.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Yeah, go get you some blue shoes too, Charles. I got some Charles on the show. And you know what I'm saying? That tool don't work like it used to. I only get you some blue shoes, fam. That's all I'm saying. Get you some blue shoes. You can't all I'm saying keep you some blue shoes You can't lose it will put you back in the groove. Then you will ooze for real
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah, I policy and w2 y'all forget stay out my motherfucking business Stay out my business Don't tell me what I'm too old to stay out my business I'm too old and too young for stay out of my business. Y'all already know, man, if you can't watch this show, you damn sure can listen to it on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, type in Bubble Dub, here I am. Here I am, baby, that's all you got to do, to listen to me. We rocking and rolling around here.
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Starting point is 00:29:10 Now I want y'all to go ahead and give me y'all predictions right now. Ravens, cowboys, give me our predictions right now. I'm in the comments, watch. Coming to Mobile Alabama real soon fam. Come to Mobile Alabama real soon. September 28th I'm in Naptown. Come here. Go and grab them tickets.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Me and all that is J. B. Simone. Black Tony. Come here. September 28th I'm in Naptown. Grab them tickets right now. They available. October 4th through 6th I'm in Addison, Texas. I mean, I need Dallas, I need Frisco,
Starting point is 00:29:49 I need Fort Worth, I need Langston, Denton, Waco, come here, grab them tickets, come see your boy. Because if you loving this, you definitely gonna love me more on stage. But this weekend, this Sunday night, you can catch me and Raleigh in North Carolina at Good Night's Comedy Club. Yeah, pull up.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Pull up, wear the pins too. I'm gonna make you piss on yourself. I'm not playing. Now who y'all got? Yeah, somebody got Raven 4121. I don't like you, Antoine. Antoine Weaver, come on fam. 4121, that's how bad you think the Baltimore Raven gonna be you crazy? I feel I feel a hell of a game coming from that this Sunday. He owe it to us.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Zeke wake up. Oh Zeke wake your ass up. We got a game Sunday. We ain't going out like that. We not from the start to see it's not one two. It's 4 a.m. Monday. And you're literally sucking baby snot through a tube because she's congested. Man, that's love.
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Starting point is 00:31:19 Hey, it's Jay Calbern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true. That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
Starting point is 00:31:51 What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like I what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story. My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying is George going to jail what's going on and I like why are you doing this like why? Listen to deep cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
Starting point is 00:32:28 you listen to podcasts. Y'all know in line 7.62, Jack, you know I'm not bullshitting you, man. I'm telling y'all the truth every night. Telling you the truth. Dag Boo Boo, man, Dag ain't Boo Boo man. Dack definitely got to play better man. This is a team sport. I mean for years I've been praying and praying for Dack and I was wrong man. It's a team effort man.
Starting point is 00:32:48 It's a team effort. The offensive line got to do what they do. The running back got to do what they do. The receivers got to do what they do. The tight ends. The quarterback got to do what they do. The coaches got to do what they got to do. The defense look lost.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Do you hear me? They look lost. They look lost. They look lost. They look lost. They look lost. They look lost. They look lost.
Starting point is 00:33:04 They look lost. They look lost. They look they got to do. The defense look lost. Do you hear me? They look lost. That's coaching. You got to put the players in the right position. To make the plays, they're not in the right position. They're not in the right place. They in past defense when they're on the opposing team is running the ball. That's a problem.
Starting point is 00:33:27 I mean, your substitution is not right. I mean, playoff not getting off the field in time like they're supposed to do. That's all I'm saying, y'all. The Cowboys, we in trouble. We in trouble. And I had to come on this motherfucking show and eat dirt. I had to eat it. I only, I talk so much shit about them boogaloo eating ass saints.
Starting point is 00:33:49 I had to eat my word. I don't want to do that no more. I lost friends behind that saints cowboy gang. I feel like I ain't gonna never talk to a kid in my life. I Take this guy serious, man. I do Pass the call to me. I ain't trying to do that shit thing Cuz every time you talk to me about the Bob and everything at the end you always ask me telling me is more better than To give then receive then when you gonna start giving me some money
Starting point is 00:34:25 I've been watching you count the motherfucking racks every Sunday start the bow But me and the good Lord, we good, you know, I don't I don't want to call home on nobody You know I'm saying you were back there counting them racks out Lord knows But I'm a changed man now. I'm not going down that path no more I'm going down the path of righteousness right now if anybody watching this show right now man I want you to tell somebody in your family that you love them man we know we often go so many days and months and years we got telling our loved one we
Starting point is 00:34:59 love them man and when they die we all cry I wish I wouldn't tell them that sure you should have told them when they were living That's why you give people by a flowers while they're alive Cuz they can do something with them when they're alive when they did they can't do nothing will Stop all that man when people die y'all line. Oh, I know they have it. No way Some niggas kill seven people. How the hell I'm gonna go in the hill You knickers only youiggas can do that Damn, I miss my new man
Starting point is 00:35:30 Oh, it's a good new man nigga to kill five niggas rape seven women, but he good. Stop it I'm here to tell y'all now the nigga ain't in hell I can rest assure you that he was a bad person So he gonna be in a bad place Even did he shit fuck did he did he violate women violated me? Hate to speak on that brother like that cuz that brother going through a difficult time in his life Even though he deserved it, but he's still a brother. He's still a human being, still innocent to prove him guilty. I just I'm just want to see he got enough baby or slip out of this shit.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Let's see. That's all I'm saying. Do Pete did he have enough baby or to slip out of this one? It's what I really want to know, because he slipped away from that shine situation. He slipped away from the biggie and pox situation. Let's see if he can slip his slippery ass away from That remains to be seen. Let's see 50 million dollar bond deny That means that motherfucking man got 50 million dollars to put up when the judge told him no No million dollars to put up when the judge told him no. No. Bad, bad, bad, bad boy.
Starting point is 00:36:51 I make him feel so good. Feel so good. I bet he ain't dancing in that motherfucking sale. I bet you that. I bet you that. The Dittler is not dancing in that sale. He crying. I bet you that. The Dittler is not dancing in that sale. He crying. I bet you that. I bet you he crying. That's crowd business. On everything I love, I know he crying. Let's get this check up. We're at 660. Let's get this check up today ladies and gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:37:26 Like I said, the New York Jets, I mean the Patriots, the Browns, the Giants, and the Pounders, they should be playing on BET+. Who agree with me right now? Who agree with me that them teens should be playing on BET+, behind Tyler Perry series? Some series Tyler Perry be having? That's what them damn teens need to be playing behind them Thursday night games ain't it? On Amazon Prime. A lot of people ain't got them damn team need to be playing behind them Thursday night games ain't hit on Amazon Prime a lot of People ain't got them damn house Roger Goodell a lot of people ain't got them damn apps Let them people got red the cable what happened to our NBC? ESPN and all that ABC putting them damn game on Amazon people got them out
Starting point is 00:38:00 I got Amazon cuz I love Amazon For forever have Amazon a lot people have you ain't got Amazon because I love Amazon. I'm forever have Amazon. A lot of people don't have. If you ain't got Amazon, you might need to go ahead and get it. Some of y'all ain't got them smart TVs either. Need to update your TV, baby. Yeah. Appreciate y'all, man, for coming on here tonight with me. You know we going live again Saturday night.
Starting point is 00:38:29 You know we going live Sunday. Sunday night. Letting you know right now after my show, I will be going live. I know the Cowboys play around 325, 330. So I know y'all gonna be looking for me to go live right after the game. I have a show, comedy show. So after the comedy show, I will be going live covering all the games that day. So y'all get ready.
Starting point is 00:38:51 We're not coming off that mother f***ing stage. I'm going to be on one. And we better have one more one, two. I'm going to blow a head gasket. I can't I just don't want to see myself. I don't really want to see myself as the cowboy look I don't want to see that of me. So you thought you seen something this week? You don't want to see me this week if we lose
Starting point is 00:39:11 Cuz I'm hard-hitting I didn't be $1,500 on the cowboy. I already lost 35. I'm trying to get it back. I got 15 hundred on the cowboy just a break 1500 on the cowboy against the rave. Come here. What you mean? Oh, the game will be over by 430? Aw, you trying to be funny, chat. No way it won't. No way it won't, fam.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Don't say that. Don't y'all say that. Y'all supposed to have my back. Y'all ain't even got my back right now. What about how I feel? Where my real cowboy fans at? Make some noise in the chat. Hit the like button if you in the chat. You should be able to hit the like button by now if noise in the chat. Hit the like button if you're in the chat.
Starting point is 00:39:45 You should have hit the like button by now if you're in the chat, man. Too much shit going on in the world, man. Stop going out to these bars and drinking and leaving your drinks, going to the restroom and coming back and drinking the drink. Don't do that bullshit. Let's start being more responsible, man.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Everybody don't like you, man. Do you hear me? Everybody don't like you. Every green ain't your friend. Stop trying to smoke with everybody. Everybody ain't got weed in that motherfucking cigar. Niggas got powder, wax and everything else in them damn. Don't you smoke them? I'm not smoking nothing in the road. Look, let me see what you putting in this motherfucking dog. You coughing him. I don't know. I'm not going nothing in the roller. Let me see what you putting in this motherfucking
Starting point is 00:40:25 gall. You calving him. I ain't no blue right here. I got that real. Come here. You ain't got none. You better get you something that this ain't trained. When you go to LA, hit jokes up. Tell me one thing this ain't trained. It's gonna LA hit jokes up tell me what they dissing train it's gonna blow your mind it's gonna blow your mind Jack real talk yeah trash other day going to dig trash they say ain't no Johnson Johnson or nowhere in LA. They got it on back order right now. You done bought all the motherfucking Johnson and Johnson or did it? You know who been keeping them in business?
Starting point is 00:41:14 See they was already going out of business when they had that COVID bullshitter and shot they came out. Y'all know that Johnson Johnson, they were finna go out of business. Did it put them back in business behind all that damn baby Slippery ass I Told you she slipped your ass down another body with Russell you wouldn't be in this motherfucking Situation you in now if you get one on down there with Russell and little rest of your day You would have been good. Oh, you want to show your face. You won't go down to the man hat you okay?
Starting point is 00:41:44 Mm-hmm now your ass is mad in jail Looking ugly conversely. Yeah, come on Come on I got you You ain't gotta worry about none of that funny business and all that bullshit did it we're doing to you I'm gonna do one of that opposite I'm gonna do none of that opposite I'm opposite Come in
Starting point is 00:42:08 Paul I need 17 banks with you. It got down one inch under cover gonna make you get your mind, right? Guaranteed I'm telling you what God love coming Motherfuck the barnett off of your head real talking rub your feet. Mm-hmm I'm gonna get up and reach this on a bedtime story Come on, I'm all that. I'm a jack of all trades She's double stalker give me some and then no one turn my car bitch I'll be in your bus is Bobby Kieran Camille Give me some pussy and then no one return my car bitch. I'll be on your apartment steps Come on Bobby Kieran to on your apartment steps. Come on, Bobby, you're in too.
Starting point is 00:42:46 We are tall, big links. Come on, balls. I'm Earl Campbell links is what I have on now. If you were Texas, what you know about them Earl Campbell links? D-B-T-E-N-T, now I ain't got no promo code for that diss a trad but I get told you where you can go and get it at brother. Yeah, DME man I make sure you can get you some man real talk man I promise you that
Starting point is 00:43:14 you gonna love it. I promise you gonna love it real talk. Y'all just not tuning in I've been talking about them trash ass Patriots trash ass Jets that's what I've been talking about. That's Patriots, trash ass Jets. That's what I've been talking about. That's boring this game. I can sing this motherfucking year. So I got the A-Rod, you got your win. That's good. New York.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I can get some rest tonight. Them rats partying like a motherfucker up there tonight. I know them rats partying right now. They listen to Jairoo. When you cry, I cry. We cry together shit them damn rats being harmony up there in New York I'm not bullshitting y'all thought Mickey born was a big rat shit Mickey born ain't got shit on these rats
Starting point is 00:43:56 these rats they got style they stylish too them some Gucci Prada wearing ass rats I ain't wanna ask rats. I ain't bullshitting. Thank y'all for tuning in to this show, man. I'll see y'all again Saturday night, man. Y'all get ready to hit the like button. Make sure you hit the subscribe button. Make sure you get in the comments right now. Make sure you get in the comments right now, man.
Starting point is 00:44:17 Let me know you rocking with this show. Real talk. I'll see y'all again when I see y'all. Peace, I'm out. The Volume. Real talk. I'll see y'all again when I see y'all. Peace. I'm out. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. Catch me if you can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
Starting point is 00:44:44 How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. It's 4 a.m., Monday, and you're literally sucking baby snot through a tube because she's congested.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Man, that's love. And if you love her that much, love her enough to make sure she's buckled in the right car seat. To make sure your child's in the right seat for their age and size, visit NHTSA.gov slash the right seat. Show them you love them. Keep them safe. Visit nhtsa.gov slash the right seat. Brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Ad Council.

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