Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 340 - Ran Deez Nuts

Episode Date: May 30, 2022

The boys are back and this time Jesse ventures into Texas for a live show and ends up loving a Beaver mascot and his associated gas sation. Meanwhile Crendor is bringing back RC Cola! Then the boys take issue with air travel and Jesse in particular has some choice things to say about the Houston airport. Also people drive 50 miles for a man's nuts. All this and more on this new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill free. Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox120 and use code cox120 to get $120 off.

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In the morning. Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Cox and Credo in the morning. You just said it twice. You're like, welcome to the side of the and Credo in the morning. You just said it twice. You're like, welcome to the side. Welcome to the side. Am I crazy? I don't remember. I'm pretty sure you went.

Did I? I'm pretty sure you did. I'd have to go rewind. I said, what's up? What's up? Twice in a row. No. You said something twice in a row.

I'm almost positive it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i'll be real no one cares that much not me especially i already we have been recording for less than a minute now and i literally have already forgotten how we started yeah i mean that was less than like 20 seconds and you forgot i'm just saying all those people that were worried about me having adhd might be onto something uh already forgot well how's your uh aside from the short-term memory loss how's it going uh good good i um we went on a lovely road trip this past week. I flew to Houston, Texas, and then from there drove to Austin to do a live show for another podcast that I do, Chiluminati. It was lovely.

It was great. Super fun. Speaking of podcasts, like, I don't know. If I were you and I enjoyed Cox and Crandor, like August, just like put August and Chicago in your mind. Yeah. And ruminate on that. We can't say anything this week, but maybe next week we can. So just, you know, just ruminate on August, Chicago.

Ruminate. Anyway, we went into this show and it was super fun. illuminate anyway we uh went into this show and it was super fun but on the way we have or at least when i say we i mean mostly me have seen videos of buckies online forever i don't know if you're aware what a buckies is but let me tell you i've seen i've always wanted to go i don't know what i took it it's just like a grocery store it It's like, what's that one in Wisconsin? There's like Safe, not Safeway, not Speedway. It's Shop. It was like Shopko.

I think that was it. Shopko? Yeah, there's one called Shopko. Bucky's is way better. Bucky's is a better name. You ever hear of Meyer? No, no, no, no, no. Not none of that.

Not Meyer. Not like that. I'm talking about like, it's in the middle of nowhere, dude. This is like a gas station. But for some reason on the inside, like we're in – there's nothing else around. It is a highway and then out of nowhere is a Buc-ee's. And you're like, what the hell? And this place on the inside, it sells – everything is Buc-ee's themed.

So the shirts are Bucky's themed I got a shirt that has Bucky on the front He's a chipmunk squirrel Something who knows what he is Love him he looks just like me We are kids I got him on the front and on the back It's him like driving a car

And it says life is short And I don't know what it means But I love it and I bought it And there was another one where it was a 4th of July themed tie-dye one. And it said, like, keep it popping. And I was like, what the hell? So, man, it was great. There were so many good ones.

Amazing. I don't know how I was so overwhelmed. They have an entire aisle of pickled things. So there's,'s like pickled eggs they had pickled quail eggs for example they had all sorts of stuff that were in this pickled aisle and they have like the salty nuts aisle and then they have fresh made uh like this like the sugar coated nuts whatever the hell that stuff is called delicious so good um they make their own hand pies and they also have a station in the middle.

So, like, everything else around is, like, shirts and stuff, and there's a station in the middle where a bunch of, like, country dude bros are cutting up meat and shouting, like, get that grill done. And they're like, yeah, let's grill it up. And they're grilling. And then they're making, like guess, chipped beef sandwiches. I'm not sure what they were making. They were making sandwiches with barbecue sauce and stuff.

And then they had all these different varieties of meat sandwich. And then they had their own grill area. And then their own pastry area. And then their own drink thing area. And then, like, just anything you could imagine. If you were in the middle of nowhere and you said like Man I need to go Stopping someone to eat that's the place Also bathrooms immaculate

Like I guess that's what they're known for But their bathrooms are like spotless That's crazy I know it's incredible I guess that's the thing they're known for Anyway Well apparently Bucky's a beaver I guess that makes sense I resemble a fat beaver I I guess is what I've learned.

But so I went in there and I said to myself, I'm going to get something to eat. Like, we're going to drive. We're not going to stop anywhere else. This is the place. We're going to have our lunch at Bucky's. So I went up to this menu thing they have that's all digital now, which is great. I was told that it was brand new, but I'm not sure what that means in relative time. Like, five years

ago? Who knows? But, there's a little thing you could do. I think Alex got a bean and meat burrito, whatever the hell that means. I'm not sure what he... He got some sort of burrito. And then, we got this thing called Bucky...

They weren't Bucky Bites They're Bucky Basically imagine a cheese puff But instead of it being cheese flavored It tastes like Pancakes What? I know dude

Tastes like pancakes So instead of it being cheese flavored puff It's like a pancake flavored puff Don't know what the hell that is But apparently everyone's like Did you get those? Did you get them Bucky o's or whatever i don't know what they're called beaver nuggets beaver nuggets that's what it was yeah i found beaver nuggets here everyone said get beaver nuggets so we did and they were good but not as good as those fresh nuts i love i love

that style like the hot nuts god oh yeah that's delicious. Can't beat them. Don't take that out of context, Internet. I love hot nuts. Loves hot nuts. Yeah. But I got a BLT. I was like, I'm going to get a BLT. Can't wait to eat this thing.

It's going to be delicious. I went up to the counter and gave him my little order number, and he's like, all right, I'll get on it. And the guy, watch him go in the back. He takes two pieces of this bun, which looked like a very fresh, possibly homemade bun. I'm not sure. He took this bun, and then I watched the man put, I'm going to say, 13 pieces of bacon on one side of the bun and 13 pieces of bacon on the other side of the bun.

Oh, my God. And then he, and I didn't want mayo but instead I wanted jalapenos. Then he layered a layer of jalapenos on it. Then I watched him take three slices of tomato and put three slices of tomato on it. And then pull out one strip of lettuce.

Just like one little flimsy ass piece of lettuce. Put it right on it and then fold the two huge meat chunks on top of the lettuce. So by the time I got it out to the car and opened it up, that lettuce was obliterated. That lettuce had wilted and vanished in there somewhere. I don't even know what happened to it.

I will say this. Delicious. That bacon was amazing. It was so good. That was the juiciest bacon I've ever had that wasn't, like, fatty. Oh, my God, dude. It was great. And, yeah, I was pretty blown away by that.

And I didn't – it isn't like, oh, what amazing food. But, you know, for a gas station in the middle of nowhere, it was pretty tight. I'm not going to lie. And then because we were in the south, I got a big red because why not? I never can see big reds out here in LA. So I was like, yeah, I'm getting a big red. And it was a lovely time. It was great.

And we bought a bunch of weird stuff. I got my t-shirt. We bought a bandana that no one wanted to wear so I wore that. Very proud of that. Wore that for the entire live show. It was great. Rewind. Yeah. I don't know what a Big Red is. Big Red is

strawberry flavored cola. What? Yeah, dude. Big Red is red. I think it's strawberry. It's some type of berry flavored cola. And it's only found in the South. I think it's like from maybe Ohio down maybe. Maybe Ohio. Probably Southern Ohio. Big Red. Oh yeah, there it is. the south i think it's like from maybe ohio down maybe maybe ohio probably southern ohio big red

oh yeah there it is yeah i haven't seen that oh my god that's what i'm saying i from my time in ohio and good old dayton when they had big red uh i when i moved to new york i couldn't find it when i moved to la i couldn't find it and i guess it's like you know just like how here in la we have cactus cooler that does not exist back in the east coast yeah no cactus cooler what's that it's like a worse for you version of mountain dew i see it's delicious but it's like 900 sugar and i would not recommend drinking it all the time oh my god speaking, speaking of that. Yeah. You ever have RC? You mean Royal Crown Cola? Yeah, the old Royal Crown

Cola. Of course I have, yes. That was the cheap cola. That's the cola your dad bought when he didn't want to buy Coke. It was the old barbecue. Just bring that. Brought some of this Royal Crown. I brought you some soda. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I hadn't had that since I want to say maybe like seven or eight years old. And so I just remember my grandpa being like, hey, here's RC. RC is just as good as the other ones. And I was like, okay. But I was like seven. I didn't know anything. So I was like, I'm going to do a taste test on my main Wild Crandinth or channel oh time out is this recent i did this a day ago oh my god okay now this is good promotional did a non-content taste test for royal crown cola and it was about what i thought it would be what does that mean um so it tasted like pepsi but flatter that sounds right that

sounds correct and it's hard to get more flat tasting than pepsi yeah no it was it was like pepsi but just it was a little it was just a little flatter and not like and i didn't let it like sit out or anything it just it had that flat. I don't know. It was weird. Yeah, that doesn't sound pleasant. Worse Pepsi is not something I'm into. I need that carbonated punch in the face of Coke. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It's like Tapo Chico versus other things. Tapo Chico, it carbonates you. That's what I'm saying. That's why I like that. I think I like that more because it reminds me of the like carbonated zing of Coke compared to the flat Pepsi, which I do not like. I think Pepsi is like too flat for me. It's like sugary water versus Coke, which is like this feels like it's destroying my teeth, but in a fun way.

Yeah, I get it. I agree. That's why I like Topo Chico too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, big Topo Chico now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah big topo topo chico now love the big topo chicos yeah huge fan huge which is which by the way they've been having like some shortages too sometimes i'll go for the topo chico is gone and i'm like i guess i'll check back can i tell you that uh for my birthday i was like i don't want anything for my birthday, I was like, I don't want anything for my parents, guys. Let's hang out.

It's fine. My dad bought me a crate. Twelve of them. He's like, I got you some water. I was like, that's exactly what I want for my birthday. Thank you. It was a perfect present.

He's like, do you need a wheelbarrow or something to carry that? I'm like, why would I need that, Dad? I'm a man. I can carry it. So I leave their home, and as I'm walking to my car, I just somehow dropped it. Shattered every single one. And it just so happens my dad was going to go throw something out as i was sitting there like

oh and he looked at me and i knew in that moment i had failed him i failed him in every single way i was like oh and he looked at me and he looked at the the water exploding out the sides of this case that was now shattered and he was just like like turned around and walked away and i was like i have failed oh no it comes out with the wheelbarrow it's too late at that point i mean who would have thought it was fine it's just it's not that heavy i just i guess as i was trying to get to my car i like handled it wrong or i put it in one hand when i went to go open the car and i guess i don't know it like slipped or i don't know oh i had i was gonna mention this but i actually dropped one of those boxes but i didn't

drop it like oh geez i was literally i had like one hand i had groceries and the other hand i was just carrying it by the handle and it straight up just like snapped. Like maybe that's what happened. And I don't have to feel bad. Yeah. Cause it was just like some of the glass like shattered. And I was like in the parking lot by my car. I was like, uh, I think I cut my hand a little bit and then I went to like pick one up and

then I cut my hand more and I'm like, I'm not touching this anymore. Uh, so I'd like wrap it and I'm like, I'm not touching this anymore. So I like wrap it. I was like, Jesus. So now every time Jesus, every time I carry one of those things, I'd like to hand it. I'm like, nope, not today. I am that way with paper grocery bags. I

will always hold it from the bottom because of one time I held it from the top and everything fell out while I was walking up the stairs and it all fell down all the stairs in my compartment. and everything fell out while I was walking up the stairs and it all fell down all the stairs in my apartment complex to the point where I was like, F it. It's gone. There's people walking by like

those groceries still there. It's so damaged. That fruit is gone. I'm not gonna like I'm like, okay. So I just went to my apartment and put everything away and then went back to the stairs and just collected it all for the trash As like pieces of oranges were exploded everywhere I was like okay Oh boy

It's like I'm just like I don't want a beer anymore It's like Oh jeez All I need is groceries Stupid All I want to do is eat this orange and now it's in 15 pieces oh gosh yeah that was it that stuff happens to me with the frequency that sucks i'm like maybe they'd want me to go bring my own bags but i'll just forget i have adhd apparently that's

true i'll forget yeah i always double bag it now. Always. If I'm doing that self checkout. I did have my own bags in the back of my car, but then they got stolen. Maybe they wanted to save the planet so badly they took yours. Now some guy got my bags. I don't have

any bags anymore. If you just go to Bucky's, I feel like they have bags. I bet they have bags like Bucky bags. You know what I mean? You know, bro, I could live at Bucky's. I could live there. The bathrooms were like Jesse standard. You know me, I'm like a freak for a clean bathroom. That's true. There were Jesse level bathrooms. So that was great. The food was like, will probably kill me, but like, you know what? At least I got to watch them make it. That's a rare thing these days, especially at a gas station.

That's true. Yeah. Any gas station. Normally, you think gas station, you think those little hot dogs rolling on the thing in the light, you know? Actually, Alex got a bunch of fruit as well. So I bet they got salad. I bet I could do well there. You probably could, yeah. If Bucky's wants me

to live there for a week, I'd live in a Bucky's for a week. I'd do that. I've seen videos on... The reason why I know about it, as I saw for some reason the algorithm sent me there on YouTube, but I saw a video of a guy who's like, I ate at a Bucky's for the whole day. I'm like, that's crazy that like, I ate at a Bucky's for the whole day.

I'm like, that's crazy that he spent a whole day at Bucky's first off. But he's like, yeah, I spent a whole day at Bucky's. And that's why I was like, I got to see what this place is like. But now I got to know. I feel like you could spend the whole day at Bucky's. I think I get bored. I'll be honest. I'll be honest.

I require entertainment and the Texas heat is out of control. Like it is too much for me. Oh yeah. LA we have the ocean. So like any heat we have is chilled there. It was humid as hell. I was like, Oh, so impressive. Oh shit. Yeah. There was a bunch, there was a bunch of grills outside. And one of the grills, there were birds. And I think it was a nest. But I also couldn't tell if the birds were being baked alive. They were like, chup, chup, chup, chup, chup.

And I was like, should we go over there and help them? It's so hot. I don't know what's going on in that grill. Are they hiding out in there? Those are just the old birds. You know, the Texas birds. I guess. Some roadrunners in there like, ch old, the birds, you know, the Texas birds. I guess some roadrunners in there like, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop. Whoa, what the hell is happening over there?

I was going to bring up, oh yeah, you had a tweet. All right, a classic. You had a tweet. I always have a tweet, yeah But I replied to it and I can't remember I think it was, you said you finally met The person For you or something like that

Is that it? That was just me being coy Jesse as usual At the live show, as per usual I confessed my love To numerous people And offered to be Their ex-husband But yeah no

I was just goofing around Yeah I'm just goofing However I Did see a very Cute redhead While we were there And it reminded me that

My love for redheads never ends. And yet, Crandor, I've never actually dated a redhead. So I have set in motion my plan called Hot Jesse Summer to Revengeance.

Hot Jesse Summer to Revengeance. And Summer 2 Revengeance And in this case Am I making this up right now? Maybe In this case I am going to find Because I haven't ever dated a redhead It's happening

Anyone who's not a redhead I love you And if my plan fails Maybe we'll give it a chance But for now I'm finding my redhead love. It's going to happen. I need to see. I need to give myself this. I've never dated a redhead before

and I've always said I wanted to and I never have. Now is the time. Now is the time. I'm forsaking all other women are forsook. I will focus like a laser beam. Laser.

On finding the redhead of my aloy. I'm laser beaming. And then, like I said, if all else fails, you got Bucky. I mean, if all else fails, I'll just go marry Bucky at a Bucky's and just live in a Bucky's. And at that point, I'll be so far in the gutter. Who the hell cares? Yeah, at least live. I mean, I'm married to Bucky's and at that point I'll be so far in the gutter. Who the hell cares? Yeah. At least I'm married to Bucky's.

You'll have bacon. You'll have good bathrooms for when the bacon works its way through. What else do I need? That's it. Shirts with Bucky. Uh, that's, uh, I mean,

did you do any other crazy stuff in Texas or is that it? Uh, I mean, not really. One of the things I love about the internet is every time you go to a city, people are like, yo, let's hang out. And I'm like, okay.

And then you never hear from them, you know what I mean? Like, the internet, I hate, it's so dumb. Everyone's like, that's why I do not ever think that it's real. When someone's like, oh my god, you're coming to my city, let's hang out. I'm like, alright. And then I just forget. I'm like, if if they wanted to they'd message me oh you know i'm i'm so over being the person that's like do you want to hang out oh you're busy now oh okay click oh yeah

that's a lot of that's a lot in the youtube twitch space just like oh my god if you're ever near me just let me know and then if they're you're near him they're just like oh geez well it turns out i'm not available yeah it's i've come to the opinion that for most of the youtube and twitch community the idea of friendship is performance art people aren't your friend in the way that you imagined friends to be they're your friend in that they're hoping eventually something will come of that friendship you know what i mean right like it's very funny to watch um i'm gonna leave names out of this completely but i it's very fun watching um this person that I know tweet a person that I know they hate simply because they both are now working together on a thing, even though they were forced to be in on it because of a brand deal. And so they actively, like, I know they hate each other, but they're on Twitter just like, you're the best. And I'm like, these effing hypocrites.

Like, that's where it's at. That is absolutely the state of things. And I'm just like, some days I just want to, like, shame tweet everyone. And I'm like, no, Jesse, don't do it. They just type, like, you're the best, then pull up in a Word document, like, it being the worst. I hate you. I'm telling you dude in private they're like this person's such an ass i hate them they keep stealing all my jobs and then

they're just like you're amazing like yeah okay all right there on stuff yeah okay you gotta love it you gotta love it you know there's nothing quite like the the realism of the internet i'm telling you every time i go to every time i go to a city there are countless like i would say peers that would be like yo we should hang out i'm like okay sure when where and like uh let me know when you're the city i'm like okay and then I just stopped doing it because every time I'd message them, like, yo, what's up? Like, oh, I'm really busy. It's like, no, you just don't want to hang out. It's fine. It's fine.

So now if someone says that to me, I don't even... If they want to get in touch, I'll tweet like, hey, I'm in the city. And then if they want to message me, cool. But I don't care at all. You saw the only thing that mattered, Buc-ee's. It was great. You saw Buc-ee's. It was great. You saw Buc-ee's.

You saw Mathis. You checked all the boxes. It was wonderful. Alex, it was so funny. Alex was like, so when do you leave? I was like, oh, I leave at 4, so I probably have to get out of the hotel by noon, go to the airport. And so I got there early thinking like, all right, I'll get there early.

I might like grab a drink, wait around, maybe take a nap because I didn't get a lot of sleep the night before. I should be fine. The plane is delayed. Alex is like, Alex's flight leaves at 8. My flight leaves at 4 and but I have a layover As well and so based on all That Alex would get in almost

The same time I got in Right and so he was giving me a hard time beforehand He's like dude you should have just stayed I'm I got it made I'm gonna Arrive a little bit before you actually arrive I'm like yeah I know I just wanted to leave early but the only flight I could get was out at this time, and this is the shortest layover they had, and so, yeah, I'm sorry.

Anyway, my plane is almost delayed to the point where I might miss my flight. It's supposed to take off at 4.16. It leaves at 4.55. We have a might miss my flight. It was supposed to take off at 4.16. It leaves at 4.55. We have a 30-minute flight. My next flight leaves at 6.16. Oh, boy. And I'm like, okay, here's the crazy thing. And this is why I'll never fly United again,

because what a mistake this was. Everybody on our flight, when the flight attendant was like, all right, we're landing at the gate many people have to get off this plane right away. If you need to do a connecting flight, please raise your hand. Everyone on the plane raised their hand

and I was like, oh, that explains why everyone's really pissed off. All the hands were up. One guy was like, my flight leaves in six minutes and I was like, oh, thank yeah, I was like, thank God I in six minutes. And I was like, oh, thank. Yeah. I was like, thank God I got like 15 to go. So they let us off the flight.

And once again, full speed run. Jesse was in effect. I marathon sprinted down the concourse. And here's, you know what? The biggest load of bullshit is the Houston airport sucks. what the biggest load of bullshit is the houston airport sucks so i was in i think i got off on c45 and i need to get to c39 right so in your mind that is six gates down right yeah of course it must be false you go you start going towards 43 and I'm like running down there thinking like, all right, I can get there on time. Suddenly you're at a four way stop with all these shops.

And then one way leads to, to like see whatever. And one of these to see whatever. And I see that it says, see, um, I think it was like C 30 to 40. I was like, all right, great. It should be right around the corner. I turn. In front of me, it says C31. It was all the way down at the end of an entire hour. I was like, ah! So I ran as fast as I could down this thing. And it's all the way down at the end.

I get there. And they're still boarding, thankfully. But I was dying. I thought for sure that it was right around the corner. So I full sprinted, got there, and was like, no. And it was just down at the other end. And I was like, these sons of bitches. Yeah.

So it was lovely. What a lovely, fun experience that was. And then the best part is when I landed, I could see a text from Alex and he's like guess which guy's flight got delayed until 10pm. And I was like, oh, that's why I don't like leaving airports late in the day because everything

gets backed up. I try to go as early as possible, but yeah, I knew we, after a show, I'm not going to leave at 6am after a show. I'm going to be worn out. That's why I did it for four. Usually whenever we'd leave, it'd be like I think the latest we'd leave is like five or something. I've never done a

connecting flight. I've never done layovers. Dude, they suck. Layovers suck. And sometimes you have to, especially like, for some reason, Austin, if I was on United, everything had to go through Houston. So I literally flew from, I should have just had all my plane flights go through Houston. Instead, I was like, I'll fly into Houston and leave through Austin.

And all I did was go from Austin back to Houston and then leave again. So dumb. So dumb. That is dumb. That's why. Lessons were learned. I've always just, if there's connecting flights i'm like you know what i'd rather stay home and i do you do you definitely do yeah you definitely do easy decision for me

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And go to go.factor75.com slash COX120 for $120 off. All right, Grendel, let's go to shop. There's something down at the Grendel House. Oh, my God. Traffic is crazy. Oh, you've got so many cars on the 608 uh but it looks like down at the 602 people are backed up trying to get into bucky's big line to get into bucky's and bucky uh is up on his roof yelling at people for them to go the right direction people do not know how

to drive especially at bucky's they're in the parking lot. Bucky is angry. Don't make Bucky mad. He will build a dam and chew on the wood. I don't know. What else do beavers do? I don't know where this is going. Back to you. Bucky doesn't give a damn.

He builds a dam. Oh, shit. That was good. That's a good one. I would love a Bucky's movie where he's like, Bucky doesn't give a damn. That's a good line for a movie about a beaver. That is. That's a good line. I like that.

All right. Let's go to weather. Weather. Yes. We have a weather request for Javso, Sweden. Whoa, Javso, Sweden? Wait, Jarvso. Jarvso, Sweden? Wait, Jarvso. Jarvso?

It's, let me just set it. It's that one. Whoa, I was way off. That doesn't even have a Y in it. It's translated Wolverine Island. Whoa, that's pretty cool. It says small tourism spot with a zoo that has an inside the den live stream for their bears during winter and a large ski bike hill that switches with seasons. 1,400 people live there. Oh, my God.

Half of it's probably just wolverines. I mean, I would say wolverines run the town. Oh, they probably do. Yeah. Oh, they also have skiing. I guess that's most of Sweden. Yeah. I was going to be like yeah oh they also have skiing apparently i guess that's most of sweden yeah i was gonna be like oh they have skiing wow like yeah yeah yeah i guess i guess uh yeah oh my god it looks uh see that's the thing is like when you live in

like the rotating season environments the summer always looks looks fantastic. You're like, oh my God, it's so green and beautiful and all that. And then the winter hits and it's like, but I still, I appreciate the winter because it makes you appreciate the summer and like all those months. Although summer, sometimes it's a little too hot. I would say the best way to appreciate this city is by looking up the fact that on the images for Google, the first one is a map of the ski resort. The second one is a shot of the ski resort. And the next two are images of the Vesolutions pump track.

What? Which appears to be like a bike, bike, like ramp thing. Oh, yeah. That's their saying. They have a large ski bike hill and it switches between seasons bless there you go look at that yeah that's pretty cool and then there's uh photos of it from the olden days and it definitely looks like 1930s america it definitely looks like the

olden days although some of the homes are some of these homes are both old looking yet somehow modern. You know what I mean? Like they've clearly added modern touches to very old homes. And I think that's neat. It's pretty cool. It is cool. So the weather here is 36 degrees Fahrenheit right now. You got a high of 65, a of 44 96 percent humidity it is humid

29.96 inches of pressure 10 miles visibility you got one mile an hour wind barely any wind there uh uv index zero of 10 dew point 35 and a new moon on the moon phase this is a brand new moon fresh one right out the right out the moon to phase oven oh no uh 10 day monday 65 degrees sunshine clouds uh high around 65 a little bit of wind 5 to 10 miles an hour monday night yeah you got a 70 chance of rain tuesday 61 with some light rain wednesday 59 with light rain thursday 62 with light rain friday 65 with showers saturday 66 partly cloudy and sunday 63 with showers so a rainy uh 60 degree week over in Wolverine Island. This, my favorite review for this city is you can feel the energy of nature.

And while that sounds totally insane, I almost know exactly what they mean. I get it. You look at some of these pictures, I can feel the energy of nature in some of those pictures. Yeah, I'm not even there and I'm like, nature? Wow. You see the crazy mountains and the flowers and the trees and all different colors?

Yeah. It looks like nature. I get it. Although I am curious about the restaurants in the area. There's one called Condi's Bar and Cock. What? K-O-K. It has umlauts, I think. I don't know what the hell they're on. Coke. Coke. Bar and Cock. What? K-O-K. It has umlauts, I think.

I don't know what the hell they're on. Coke. Coke. Bar and Coke. Coke. But, you know, there's a sushi place and a pizza place. There's a place called Nomad Burgers. What's going on at Nomad Burgers?

Nomad Burgers. Yo, Nomad Burgers looks dope. Whoa, Nomad Burgers looks great, actually. Oh, it's a food truck. That's why they can look great. Because they only serve four things. I just looked it up on Yelp here. Like, everything's got five-star reviews.

Except. Uh-oh. Berg's Hotelit. How many does that have? That's only got three But then everything else is fine Yo listen to these burger things Alright

The Dirt Burger It has Not caught on number Veggio I guess that's a veggie patty Oost Caramelized look I guess that's a veggie patty. Oost. What is Oost? Oost.

Oost. Caramelized look. I guess that's caramelized onion. Huh. Caramelized. Caramelized. Caramelized. Whatever.

And then pickled Gurkha. So pickles. Yeah. Oh, I can actually see it. Is it like Gurkha pickles? I'm looking at it right now. There's a. Maybe.

Yeah. There's a. I'm looking at an image of it right now. It's definitely caramelized onions and pickles. I don't know what else. I don't know what oost is, but that's a thing. And then there's the chili cheeseburger. Oh, that is not caught.

Triple oost. Trey Sorter's chili habanero Jalapeno Sauce. Pickle and then pickles. And then Stark. Does that mean hot? Like it's hot, spicy? Stark. Because it says Stark and then two exclamation points.

I got to look this up. What does Stark mean in Swedish? Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's good. No, I don't want to learn it. Duolingo. Son of a bitch. to look this up what does stark mean in swedish yeah that's good that's good that's good no i don't want to learn it duolingo son of a spicy hot yeah okay look at that i figured it out here's the thing i'm here all that would be if you're like skiing or whatever you're doing whatever

that would be a great day yeah like straight up i'm clicking through all these restaurants and they all look good. What is this? Cyber Kitten? What is the name of this place? This place has the name of like a 1995 hacker. Cyber Kitten. And it's got 4.4 stars.

Yeah, like literally everything. It's just got like over 4 stars. Oh, my God. Dude. Dude. Hold on. Look at this bistro, this cyber kitten, whatever the hell this place is called. Look at the first thing on the menu looks delicious.

It's like this amazing looking salad that I would love to eat. That does look good. That's crazy. Look at this. Yeah. They probably know how to eat well, though. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.

Like they have like a fish and chip thing going on here. I'm looking at that. That looks gourmet, dog. You go down, they got all these things look super fancy. The buffet? If that's a buffet, that's an amazing looking buffet. It looks like a homemade buffet. Oh, my God.

I want to eat here now. This all looks good. You know how I know this place rocks because at a certain point if you scroll down far enough you can see a dude with like the craziest dread standing up like putting the food on the the the menu himself oh yeah that dude if that guy's running the show shit i know that place is great oh my god yeah they got a charcuterie board oh wow i'm looking at it yeah wow man what happened america what the fuck what's going on with us we don't even have like we barely have places like this if we do everything there is eight hundred dollars

come on you can go there and buy haw. You can buy Hawaiian shirts at this place. They have Maccies of Scotland chips. This place looks great. I would love to go visit this. Here's the thing. What if we just went to this town just to go eat stuff? That does sound good, but then I'd have to fly. I mean, you would. You would.

What if they just brought it here? Can they freeze it? The entire town? The vibe of the town? Yeah, freeze the town. Just lift it. Maybe we can teleport there through that place in England. Through the door?

Yeah, through the old... We'd have to find the key first. we'd have to find the cemetery yeah yeah yeah we have to we have to find the orbs that unlock time travel yeah um for people wondering that's from the episode of chilliminati where krender was just on recently yeah you missed out you missed out missed out this is a great one unless you didn't miss out in which case you know we're talking about hey, thanks for listening. And that's the weather. Let's go to sports. Sports desk time.

Welcome to the sports desk. Hello. Hello. Currently, we've got the NBA finals about to happen right now. The Golden State Warriors will be taking on either the celtics or the heat as of right now the celtics are up 55 49 at halftime of game seven so we'll see what happens there winner of that will take on the warriors and the warriors will probably win but uh i hope not uh then in the hockey we've got the new york rangers Rangers and the Carolina Hurricane playing a game seven.

And the winner of that will go on to take on Tampa Bay, who's just they just constantly win. So I don't think anyone wants Tampa Bay to win outside Tampa Bay fans. And on the other side, you got the Avalanche and the Edmonton Oilers, who both haven't been to this point in the playoffs, I think, in a long time. So I hope one of those teams goes on to win the whole thing. And then in baseball, we've got our standings here for the New York Yankees in first. You got the Twins in first. You got the Astros in first. You got the Mets in first.

You got the Brewers in first. And you got the Dodgers in first. You got the Mets in first. You got the Brewers in first. And you got the Dodgers in first. And da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da any other crazy stuff going on here? Pennes is happening. Soccer English League Championship.

Nodham Forest beat Huddersfield. I don't know what that means. Yeah. And that's it. Crendor, what is our fact of the day? Each year, 16 million thunderstorms happen around the world, and at any given moment, there about 2 000 thunderstorms in progress that's a lot of thunderstorms that i guess that's how ecosystems work you know what i mean like it

does check out yeah yeah so i mean it's one of those things you think about it where it's like you know somewhere in the world this thing's happening right now but like yeah i guess there's 2 000 thunderstorms happening right now yeah damn and canada is south of detroit yes that is true yes the the the different yes the tips and like yeah yeah yeah because like uh everybody else says like oh yeah canada way up there but there's parts of canada where america is actually higher up. Like, you know, Detroit. Maine. Minnesota's pretty much up there.

I mean, you're correct. Yeah, Maine. So Maine. Canada. Canada. Look at that. Canada, eh? Uh, that's sports. That's your facts of the day. Let's do the big news story of the day

big news story of the day this is one that's from Florida that's I literally just saw the name and I was like alright we gotta do this one it also ties into our food theme so

gourmet boiled peanut restaurant Randy's Nuts Express closes in South Jacksonville. A Jacksonville gourmet boiled peanut entrepreneur closed his first brick and mortar restaurant last week slightly more than a year since it opened. and mortar restaurant last week slightly more than a year since it opened randy's nuts express uh shut its doors permanently last thursday owner chef randy waters announced waters posted that the closure resulted from investors purchasing the lease he thanked his customers said a sports bar might move into his restaurant space now waters Waters couldn't be reached for comment. It was unknown whether he might revive his roadside boiled peanut stand or relocate the restaurant. A U.S. Air Force veteran and chef, Waters elevated boiled peanuts from a humble roadside snack to a gourmet fare.

He sold boiled peanuts with a rotation of at least 60 different flavors from a mobile roadside stand for five years before launching the restaurant, which was the first of its kind boiled peanut-centric establishment in Northeast Florida. His gourmet legumes had garnered loyal customers throughout Northeast Florida and Southeast Georgia. Some regularly drove up to 50 miles on a weekend day for a cup. That's too much.

Although I did go to a Buc-ee's and I don't even live in the States, so like whatever. That's true, but that's too much for Randy's Nuts. This restaurant showcased Cajun-Asian fusion cuisine. It also offered karaoke and other entertainment. It also offered roasted oysters, barbecue, gumbo, and fried and or grilled fish or seafood. Randy's Nuts Express replaced the former Pig Barbecue in the shopping center. Well, I mean, replacing Pig Barbecue, that's big. That's big.

That is big. Yep. I was wondering, like, okay, you open Randy's Nuts restaurant, right? But, like, I feel like there's the people that are like, yo, I got to try these nuts, right? And they go, but, like, after a while, I don't know how many people are, like, loyal nut fanatics. You know what I mean? I mean, after, yeah, the market on nuts is, like, only so big. Yeah.

Because, like, you go somewhere else, like, only so big. Yeah. Because, like, go somewhere else. Like, oh, you got chicken sandwiches. You know, if I'm, like, eating dinner, I'd be like, oh, I'll get a chicken sandwich from this place. You could put these nuts between the bread and pretend it's chicken. You could, but, like, oh, man, it's getting late. You guys want to eat Randy's nuts today? Oh, boy, I can't wait. Randy's nuts today oh boy I can't wait like it just I can see why it closed but at the same time I feel like he's he would do better it's just like a small shack I feel like that's what it's

Randy's nuts is meant to be yeah Randy's nuts is a kiosk in the mall yes yeah it's like a mall yes yeah it's like a mall kiosk or numerous mall kiosks or even just like a even like a what do you call like a food court shop there you know randy's nuts randy's nuts is a fan like stand in a baseball park yeah oh my god that's what he do. He's got to go to the baseball stadiums. That is the best territory you can get. Yeah, like, oh, yeah, Randy's nuts is here. Get your Randy's nuts. Yeah, and then people are like, I already got a few beers in them. Like, Randy's nuts. Yeah, I'll get Randy's nuts.

And then they buy it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Get your nuts here. Randy's nuts. These nuts are so fast they ran. Randy's nuts. And then they buy it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Get your nuts here. Randy's nuts. These nuts are so fast they ran. Randy's nuts. Yeah.

Boom. Look at that. We solved this problem. Yeah. We're out here trying to help people. Yeah. And that's the big news story of the night. All right.

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