Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 357 - Nyquil Chicken

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

This week Jesse has a plan to make Space Bucks. Don't question it, it's all Crendor's fault. Meanwhile Crendor continues to become a TikTok master, while Jesse is told to stop eating bread but definitely wont. Maybe looking at fit breakfasts will help? Also the boys discover the newest Sith Lord - the chillest darksider ever. And finally, the world continues it's decent into madness as tiktok brings it's newest trend to idiot everywhere. Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off a Calm Premium subscription. Go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR to get your first refill FREE.

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Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live! In 4-hour recording studios! Recording! Wake your ass up! It's Cocks and Crendog in the morning! Cocks and Crendog in the morning! Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Caxi Crandall in the morning! Um, hey. Hi, hey. Ooh, you had to think about it.

You're like, I don't know if I want to say hi today. I don't know. I mean, what if I didn't say hi? If you didn't say anything, you just left me hanging? Yeah, I feel like I've done that before, but I also feel like I don't know. I'm sure you have, and I'm sure it went the same way all these do. You do a goof, and I'm like, what are you doing? And you're like, I'm goofing. And I'm like, why are you goofing?

And you're like, cause. And I'm like, all right. I don't know. I mean, maybe it would go that way, but we don't know. But we just don't know. I mean, we could restart the show and find out. All right. Do it again.

Hi, everybody. My name is The Guy. everybody what's up guys great in the morning is this a stalemate are we gonna are we gonna wait and see? What? Where am I? Is this what we're doing now? Is this the goof? Well, where am I? You're on Earth. And who are you?

I am the president of Earth. Oh, shit. Give me your space money. as a token of your appreciation. Wait, why would you want space money if it's worth like nothing on Earth? Because when you bring us into your federation of space planets, I will have space bucks. Yeah, but how do you know we don't use our own localized currency? Give me what you got. Give me, give me.

I'd hold you up, like, welcome to Earth, and I'd hold you up and take all your money is what I'm saying. Yeah, but if then you've held me up, and then I'm like, don't buy anything from this, or, you know, I don't accept this guy's money. No, no, no, I'd throw you in a maximum security, like, research facility way before you could leave. You kidding me?

Yeah, but then you'd have all the space bucks but it wouldn't matter because then they'd be like he captured the guy that we sent out there no way i'm gonna put it in a space bank you know how to make space banks on earth no that's because that's why we got space force we're gonna go to space set up a bank i'm gonna put my space books in the space bank guarded by by Space Force, and then it's going to accrue space interest. And when we finally join the Galactic Federation of Worlds, I will have a lot of space interest. What's happening? Well, that's where we went.

That's where you didn't talk. You didn't talk. And that's where we went. That's where you didn't talk. You didn't talk. And that's where we went. You made that happen. Well, then that proves your first point wrong. We had no idea we were going to space. That did prove it wrong. You got me.

You got me. Well, how's it going? I've been like very, very good About like going to bed on time And like waking up early And like getting stuff done It feels very good It feels very good to just do what you need to do Like I didn't do anything crazy

You know what I mean is that weird Well I noticed you were like I didn't do anything crazy Like you have to do something crazy In order to have fun Yeah I mean that's probably a mental problem of mine. Because to me, you're talking about, like, my ideal week of, like, yeah, I just did what I had to do. Sure, but in the process, you see crazy things.

I mean, I could see crazy stuff, but it's not like I actively seek it out. Well, I know. I know you don't, especially you. You actively don't seek out a lot of stuff. I'm saying that when something weird happens to you, it just happens. Me, I like to throw myself in the deep end with Crazy Town. I see. And I didn't do any of that this week.

This week, I straight up did work, went home, made dinner, watched a TV show or two, and then went to bed. Woke up. Like, I was married. Like, that was an old married couple to me. I did all the things I had to do. I was like, I guess I'll make my bed. You know, like that kind of stuff. Right.

That's what I did. And you enjoyed it. I don't know that I enjoyed it. I just did it because I'm trying to, like, make things smoother. I've gotten to the point where I keep thinking about all the things I haven't done. And I'm like, if I just do them, I don't have to ever think about them anymore. And I know that sounds crazy to normal people. But to me, I'm like, well, I can just put that off until tomorrow.

And now I'm like, all right, no, I'm just going to do it immediately. If it's in front of my face, I'm doing it immediately. And put that off till tomorrow And now I'm like alright no I'm just gonna do it immediately If it's in front of my face I'm doing it immediately And so that's where I am now It's probably not as healthy as I think it is But I'm getting stuff done Well that's good I mean it does sound like you enjoy it still

I mean again I enjoy the concept of Freeing the weight Of doing things off my shoulders You know what I mean like I'll do it tomorrow And tomorrow, and I got to think about it until tomorrow. Now I can just do it now, and it's done, and I don't have to think about it anymore. Yeah. I get it. It makes sense.

Yeah. I will have gotten off of this by next week for sure. Oh, yeah. 100%. But I have, yeah, but I have, like, ebbs and flows. And right now I'm, like, you know, in a moment where I'm feeling good. And then next week I'll be like, let me tell you, I didn't do anything for seven days. Who knows?

Who knows? Yeah, I was like, I'm going to have a chill day yesterday. But then turns out the IBS hit because I ate a pear. I heard this and I saw you tweet I ate an overripe pear And I just need to know what does that mean So there's like unripe There's ripe which is like to me a ripe fruit Is like it's ideal for eating at that moment right

It's like albente you know I'm googling overripe pear That's not good I don't want to look at that That right like it's it's like el dente you know i'm googling overripe pear but that's not good i don't want to look at that that's some disgusting pear but it starts to go away from ripened into like a little too ripe you know it's a little too squishy it's like the outside's brownish is that what you're talking about no it's not like bad it's just it starts to get a little squishy starts to taste a little too sugar You know how if you like let a banana Sit out too long it tastes a little like Soft and mushy and sugary

I don't I don't let bananas sit out long If I get banana I am not a squishy Food man I don't do squish foods At all If I'm I would rather Never eat another apple Or like a pear or whatever.

If it was like a little bit of squish, nah, I can't do it. My nanners have to be hard. I need, I want my banana to fight back a little bit. I don't want it to taste too sweet. It's a little starchy. Yeah. Yeah. That's the ideal IBS fruit tier is that like kind of starchy, not overly ripe and banana.

Like if you let it get too ripe, there's like too many sugars and stuff. And it's the same with like apples and pears and all that. It's the FODMAPs we talked about. Yeah. And so I was like, oh, I just like super ate one. And then I think it was a combination of eating that the night before and then just eating way too fast because I hadn't eaten anything really. And then I got back from the gym and I was like hungry and I was like, oh, so I like ate food real fast. Like I was just like, oh, and then right after that, my stomach and my colon was like, and I was like, oh, God.

And that was just a bad time time But today's been better. You know it's like the it's still a little like but it's like the the post traumatic colon Experience so now it's like I've eaten food. I'm fine But you still got a little bit of the gurgles and then tomorrow, so it's it's sugar based your problem Well partially, but it's not like sugar sugar it's like specifically fruit sugars which are fodmaps so like if you look up fruit sugars yeah like fructose which you know like there's different types of sugar everybody's always like sugar sugar but like there are different types of sugars that are digested differently, even though they are still sugar.

Overripe fruit will smell really sweet. A rotten fruit will smell nasty sour. This indicates the fruit has started to ferment, unless you've intentionally fermented it overnight. Oh. All I found, although I did find a bunch of French pear cakes, and they look delicious. I don't know what a French pear cake is, but like I'm a big fan of fruit based cakes. Huge fan. The thing is I've had pears before.

It's the problem of like if you let them sit too long and they get a little too squishy. Yeah, there's too much, as we're saying, fruit sugary things. Yeah, I think it's sorbitol is one. Yeah, sorbitol. A natural sugar alcohol and excess fructose. Ooh, is it the sugar alcohol that's the problem? Yeah, it's the sugar alcohols. In fact, there's a lot of sugar alcohols in diet things.

Sure. Or different types. It's like a sugar substitute, and it causes a lot of problems to a lot of people. Can you do ciders? I can do ciders, yeah. But isn't that like fruit alcohol? Well, when I drink it, I'll have like one or two. I don't go crazy with them.

I'm sure if I drank a bunch of them, it would probably be like, ooh. Man, now I'm thinking about fruit pies. Look, hey, if you want to find your way to my heart, make my ass a fruit pie. I will put a ring on that shit. I love fruit pies. I love cherry pies, blueberry pies, apple pies, pear pies, raspberry pies, strawberry, all fruit

based pies. Big fan. I like fruit pies. I'm not like crazy but I'll eat them. Oh, big fan. Huge fan. Nice hot right out the oven pie. Oh my God. The thing is also a lot of times if you cook the fruit or the whatever it is it's easier to eat so it digests easier compared to like if you eat it raw oh maybe like a cobbler with ice cream oh my god all right i gotta stop i gotta stop i'm

trying to be good i uh i i appreciate the sugar bit there because I've been trying to like cut down on sugar and caffeine. Oh, yeah. I saw you tweet that. I realized that sugar is very hard to cut down on. Not because I'm like putting in stuff, but like literally sugar is in everything in ways that are the craziest. the craziest. And so I was talking about how like, you know, I made four, I got four days into no sugar, no caffeine. And I was like, I don't know how people do this. I don't know. I was, I was in a weird place. And so I got like a bunch of advice and one bit of advice I got was sugar is going to be the hardest. So front load load caffeine So basically in the morning

Drink caffeine and give yourself a cut off time And then drink water the rest of the day And so I was like alright well I guess I'm not getting rid of caffeine right away So we'll start with sugar We'll start with sugar And I'll try to like drink coffee in the morning To offset Which I know I'm already doing

But like you know I'm not going to just randomly think about coffee throughout the day. So I'm trying my hardest. Instead of getting Starbucks and whatever, I'm now just drinking a cup of coffee. Yeah. A normal human being. Just a normal person drinking a cup of coffee in the morning, trying to make that my only coffee I drink all day.

Maybe when I come to the office, I'll get some tea, and then it's water the rest of the day. That's it. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty good. I'm going to let you know, not very flavorful. Right. I miss flavor, but it's fine. I'm trying to do that, so I'm trying to focus on sugar first I'm gonna let you know I thought I was gonna do fine

I went to the grocery store The thing that blew my mind Is there was a there was a loaf of wheat Bread with like extra grains And nuts and stuff in it It had it one serving had more Than your normal daily amount of sugar Oh my god

I was like shut up Shut up so now i don't i can't trust anything now ever now i'm like i might as well just not ever eat again because everything is sugar in this country everything i uh i started always checking the the labels of stuff like years ago and i started getting more fit and looking into all that. And it's actually insane how much, like, sodium, which I mentioned, and then sugars and stuff. Like, it's a crazy amount. Yeah, it's wild. And everyone, today when I was streaming,

I was talking about how I just like miso soup and, like, a spicy miso with ramen but leave the ramen noodles out of it. And everyone was like, there's so much sodium in that. I was like, look, I'm trying to cut down on sugar. All right, one thing at a time. I'm going to drink my damn miso soup broth, and it'll be fine. Just one thing at a time here, people. You want to take both things I love?

Oh, my God. People were like, if you want to lose weight, you can stop eating bread. I would rather you just bury me. Bread is too good. I am pro bread. I love bread in all of its forms. It doesn't matter what kind, flat, leavened, unleavened, round, loaf, focaccia, ciabatta. It doesn't matter.

Pull apart. You tell me. Wheat, like white. I don't give a damn just whatever bread you got i will eat that bread i love bread i can't sugar i mean look i get it yeah i understand i get it but now that i know that bread is like that it was just a normal ass wheat loaf oh let's see how much sugar is in bread so

There's a staple bread the sugar content in the average slice of bread varies but can be as high as three grams Some sugars form naturally in the baking process, but it is often added to Let's see 1.4 grams and a slice of white bread 12 breads that have more sugar than candy that's what i'm saying i probably that's probably one of the ones i saw uh let's see we've got martin's potato bread martin's cinnamon swirl bread we've got oh my god cinnamon swirl bread sounds delicious Also why is it always Martin's bread Poor Martin over there

Well we got Dave's raisin bread It was a Dave's bread It was a Dave's bread Wonder bread classic The cheesecake factory That bread is Not bread That bread is like a drug

It's delicious but that's not bread. That bread is like a drug. It's delicious, but that's not bread. Oh, yeah. It's just straight up sugar. That's why it's so... Ooty's gluten-free cinnamon raisin bread. That's great. Two slices of Arnold's oat nut bread has more sugar than a Hershey's Kiss.

A lot of these are like wheat breads. Yeah, a lot of wheat bread is high in sugar. Really, just bread in general is just high in sugar But I feel like it shouldn't be You know what I mean Like That has to be why it tastes different here compared to overseas Uh

It's all bread and sugar Yes indirectly Even if no sugar is added to make it sweet Wheat flour is mostly made up of starch starch is sometimes called complex carbohydrates are polysaccharides or long sugar molecule chains found in foods such as grains corn rice and potatoes starch is contained between 300 to a thousand glucose units stuck together in a long chain if you hold a starch in your mouth analyze one of the enzymes and saliva will begin to break it down when this happens you can taste the sweetness of the glucose release

because starches contain many bonds they digest and absorb much more slowly than simple sugars pretty much it's just the bread is just straight up glucose itself i mean i guess that's what it's so like our bread is more sugary because they're adding sugar to the bread. But, like, even if you eat bread, like, made in old Jim Bob's bakery or whatever, it's still going to be sugar. Yeah, I hate that. I don't like the fact that, like, I went and there's an article that is 28 breakfasts that athletes and fit celebrities from Chris Hemsworth to Alicia Vikander start their day with. And it upsets me because I don't see bread anywhere here. Hold on.

I see toast with olive oil, fish, and tomato. No, never mind. Olive oil, fish, and tomato for breakfast? That's very European of you. All right. What is the vibe? So we got The Rock. When he's doing training, sirloin with eggs, egg whites, oatmeal with papaya, English muffins with peanut butter and jelly, tropical punch energy drink.

I don't – that's – I mean, I'm looking at a photo. It's a lot of food. I don't have – I don't think I could eat that much food, period. Yeah. This man has got straight up five English muffins on this tray. That's too much. Well, I mean, he's probably doing, like, intense workouts and stuff, too. Sure, sure.

But even then, I couldn't force myself to eat that much. Oh, yeah. That was like when I first started getting into working out and I was doing everything. I was like, dude, I'm going to try bulking up. And it just destroyed my colon. And I was like, dude, I'm going to try bulking up and it just destroyed my colon. And I was like, alright, never mind. I don't care that much. No, Misaka

does toast with smoked salmon and green juice. No, that's not for me. Chris Hemsworth, help me out here. What are you eating? Chris Hemsworth for breakfast eats three omelets containing whole eggs with mushrooms, capsicum, two pieces of bacon, one piece of sourdough toast, and a cup of coffee. I mean, like, that's a big-ass omelet, but, like, that's three whole omelets.

This is, like, a lot of omelets, but, like, all right. Well, I feel like. Well, wait. What do you eat for breakfast Um I'm terrible at breakfast The other day I made coffee And I made a bagel And that was it That was my breakfast

Uh well I mean I actually ate that Today but that was cause I was also Trying to eat kind of plain I wasn't trying to eat plain I was just like I gotta eat this breakfast before I go to the office or I'm gonna be hungry. I'll probably stop and get something on the way. Yeah, no. So that's my problem.

Yeah. I'll just eat at home. But I don't like cook crazy stuff for breakfast. I've never been a big breakfast goer. Although the other day that's a lie. The other day I did make I took two pieces of toast and cut out the middle and then put the egg in the middle of it and did that whole thing

with the toast. And that was good. That was, you know, that was fun. Oh, this one says bagels are like six grams of sugar. Yeah, but I love a good bagel. Anyway, ignoring that. Shaq says for breakfast, this is

God, this is going to be me. Shaq eats three turkey Sausages and four Egg whites that's the Jesse Cox future that's it I'm gonna eat my lame ass turkey sausage And a bunch of egg whites and that's it Nothing special about it Nothing just like boring

Jesse This says where does your added sugar come from? 42% is from soda, energy, and sports drinks. Yeah, that makes sense. 12% from grain based desserts. 8.5%

from fruit drinks. 5% from dairy desserts. 5% from candy. 3% from ready to eat percent from candy three percent from ready to eat cereals four percent from sugars and honey four percent tea two percent yeast breads and 1.4 percent syrups toppings so the biggest ones are just really desserts and fruit drinks and soda energy sports drinks sure yeah yeah so. I mean, that's all part of the cutting out. My

objective is to make it so I don't want not just soda, but like fruit juice. What happened was when I was like, oh, I don't want soda. And I was like, I'm not going to drink soda. Then I would switch to like fruit

juices or teas that were a little sweetened, like that kind of stuff. That's no difference. No difference. It's the exact same thing. Yeah. So I'm trying to be like water boy. Yeah. Most of the times I have coffee, water, tea, and sparkling water.

And then occasionally I'll have my like half a can of a small Coca-Cola. Henry Cavill, for breakfast, eats an omelet with ham, a beef filet, or as I'm sure he calls it, a beef fillet, a protein shake, a cup of oats, and berries. It just sounds like so much time invested in eating breakfast. I can't do it. What's this lady eat? Hold on. and berries. It just sounds like so much time invested in eating breakfast. I can't do it. What's this lady eat? Hold on.

CrossFit athlete Brooke Wells eats a large bowl of oatmeal with protein powder and fruit. That seems like something a normal person would do. Yeah. Well, I looked up a thing about sugar and they just have eight big lies about sugar we should unlearn. First one is all sugar is bad sugar.

This sounds like pro sugar. Let's see. What are all these minimally processed or natural sugars are better for you? You should cut out sugars from your life completely. It's impossible to avoid sugar. Sugar is making you sick. Sugar is a drug and an addiction. Sugar-free replacements are a good alternative.

And going on a low or no sugar diet will help you lose weight. So apparently those are all lies. But, okay, so what's the truth? Well, the big thing I think is is like you're gonna you need sugar like your body needs sugar to that's how you create energy right and so it's like anything or if you eat in moderation you're fine like if you eat too little sugar you're probably gonna have super low energy and be like and then if you eat too much sugar you know you're like ah and then your insulin levels are crazy and all that.

So it's like a, you know, you have like a normal, right? It's like, if you eat a donut, eat a donut, you don't eat like 10 donuts.

What do you think the techno Viking eats for breakfast? 10 donuts. Like I got it. I, you know, like that dude was fit as hell. How do I be like the techno viking what do you think he eats for breakfast probably that fish and uh oil thing huh he is a viking yeah he probably

eats fish the thing is like they're also like super working it's like how when you ask like ask olympic people or athletes they're like oh yeah i ate like two things of pasta and a thing but then they're like power working out and playing a sport and everything. So like they're just burning off all that food. Yeah. But like, what if, what if instead? By the way, I didn't do any of that. How's your gym thing? Are you still doing it?

Every Saturday, still doing it. Yeah. How's it going? I was just there yesterday. Good. It's fine. We're just sticking with it and every week we change shit up and every week i you know i don't hurt now but i come back a sweaty gross mess and uh yeah then i take the longest shower in the world and then i sit around for a little bit because like always i'm like what if i did nothing today but But then I'm like, it's Saturday, and I usually don't stream stuff,

so maybe I'll stream today, like that kind of thing. Ah, yeah. That's where it's at, yeah. Huh. Well, that's good. I was worried you fell off the gym train, but you're still going. No, I just don't talk. There's nothing to talk about.

You know, nothing crazy is happening. Literally the same thing is going on. Just like, all right, let's get to talk about. You know, nothing crazy is happening. Literally the same thing is going on. Just like, all right, let's get to work. And, yeah, it's a fine endeavor. I'm just trying to be like, let's be very clear. This whole less sugar, no caffeine thing wasn't my idea. I was definitely pushed to do it. It was like, you should try this, bro.

Right. I'm like, okay. So I tried it, and, yeah and I went back yesterday and was like, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. That was the worst week of my life. I hated every minute of it. He's like, yeah, well, once we start cutting out other foods, I'm like, I hate you.

I hate this. It's one of those things I even notice. Like, oh, if I eat this, I'm fine. But if I eat too much of this, I'm this. It's like, it's one of those things like I even noticed like, oh, if I eat this, I'm fine. But if I eat too much of this, I'm bad. It's like if I have like one or two cups of coffee, I'm good. If I have three, I'm like, ooh, right? You know, it's like you can kind of just figure it out for yourself after a while. Yeah, I was like, nope.

I don't want to be involved with like, the thing is I told him I don't want to do sugar-free shit. Right. I don't want to eat, like, something that's going to taste weird just because it looks like candy, you know? Yeah. And so he's like, well, then that's fine, but it's going to be tougher. You're going to have to cut shit out. I'm like, it's fine. It's fine.

Like, at least let's start with sugars. So our plan is Because I told him I was like I can't do this no sugar stuff I can't do it So he's like no added sugars then I'm like okay alright so I can eat an apple And be fine he's like yeah you can eat an apple I was like okay alright we're good

We're fine then I was like we're fine I gave you one week of my life And it was the worst week ever So Let's you know So now i'm down to like i can do fruits and stuff and it isn't just like you know eat plain nonsense foods oh god fruits um love fruit love fruit uh i wanted to bring up something i saw on twitter uh-oh yes what did you see a little bit to what we're talking about so one day i opened twitter and it said fda warns against using

nyquil as chicken marinade yes and yes i saw that i was like, what? So apparently they. OK, here's what's happened. They say boiling a medication can make it much more concentrated and change its properties in other ways. Even if you don't eat the chicken, inhaling the medications vapors while cooking could cause high levels of the drugs to enter your body and it could hurt your lungs. So pretty much i guess this has been like a tiktok thing or something people are there's people like cooking chicken in nyquil which i think is just them doing meme dumb stuff right like i feel like people have done that in the past where it's like i think so things Tide pods or like all that stuff that's done

For goof and then the government has to Come in and say like don't do that The thing I noticed that was interesting is that I did see the chicken I did see the like blue chicken they were making Which is insane but From what I could tell Before the government issued a warning

It wasn't really on anyone's Radar and then when the government said like don't this, then people started to go check out the video. Here's the thing. Everyone's making a big deal out of that. They're like, well, the government didn't say anything. But with that said, what the government did say is do not do that. Do not even like attempt to goof this because the fumes like we don't expect you to eat it. But the goof you're doing, the fumes being we don't expect you to eat it but the goof you're doing the fumes being in that room you could hurt yourself right and so i understand why they did it

because they're trying to say like just don't be dumb but the fallback like the fallback the the fallout is always going to be that idiots are going to be like and they're going to go do it because you know there's a lot of stupid people in the world. Right. So. Well, you can't stop them from being stupid. But you can warn them, which is what the government did. They're stupid. They don't know. Right.

But I'm saying, like, they covered their bases. When some idiot dies, someone can say, look, we told you not to do it. Right. I get it. There's, like, some woman being, like do i then thank god you put out something like this i have kids and i this should not be allowed on tiktok i'm like first off if you have a kid why are you letting them cook chicken right number one i wouldn't love i wouldn't even let a kid just cook chicken in general right then you're gonna let them have nyquil and then so like you you should probably keep that locked away or something in a cabinet or like high up i don't know hard to reach hard to get

uh i mean when you buy that nyquil and stuff they like check your id at the store so you're not going home and making you know drug things i don't know what i heard what was it people made uh what was that thing with cough syrup remember what is that called like uh like lean or whatever yeah yeah so they're like yeah i can't have to do that so that's already a thing so like and then you're gonna have them combined like i don't know it just seems like a lot. And, like, most kids aren't cooking, right? So if your kid that doesn't cook all the time is like, Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. Can I cook chicken tonight? Or, like, can I get the NyQuil out? I'm feeling sick. Also, I'm going to cook dinner.

Like, all of these are just weird red flag things that to any normal person or parent should be like, This is odd, right right i would say most of the people doing this are adults legal adults i'm talking like 20 21 22 that's also true yeah there's i don't think a lot of kids are doing this because i'll let you know there's one thing my parents would instill on me it's the cost of every damn thing in the world and if you waste a thing, you're wasting X amount of dollars. I must let you know the cheapest I could find NyQuil

was $10. Oh yeah. So you wasted a $10 jar. No parent's going to let your dumb ass do that. If you do that, you were grounded for so long. That's like a $10 jar of NyQuil. Like, well, if you get sick, you better eat that damn chicken.

You better freeze that chicken once you cook it like that because I ain't going to buy you anymore. Also, every time I've taken NyQuil when I'm sick, I feel like it doesn't even help. It just gives me crazy fever dreams. I'm like, oh, and I wake up in a sweat. I mean, that's a get it out of your system. NyQuil promise.

Maybe. That's what it does. NyQuil messes me up. Day quill is the one where I'm totally alert. Everything feels fine. But my nose, throat, eyes, ears is so dry. Oh, yeah. And everything, like, I can feel the dryness.

It is definitely designed to dry you out. But, my God, it is. I feel like I'm in a different world Because everything is just like I feel like I should have like a Darth Brader Brader? Darth Brader? What is happening? A Darth Vader breathing mask on

I love how a Darth Vader Breathing mask became Darth Brader You know Darth Brader is like the chillest Of the Sith He braids people's hair Yes I've been braiding Darth Vader is like the chillest of the Sith. He braids people's hair. Yes, I've been braiding.

I need you to braid my hair. Come in, Darth Vader. It's me, Darth Vader. I'll do your hair. I did Palpatine's hair and he looked amazing By the way don't use NyQuil with the chicken It's terrible Overall

That was pretty much all the stuff that happened I hate The fact that There is at poison.org Is NyQuil chicken safe to eat? Viral videos on social media promote a trend called NyQuil chicken that involves cooking chicken

in cough and cold medication. This is dangerous and may result in poisoning both from the ingredients and the undercooked chicken. So if anything, what we're learning here is we're going gonna make NyQuil chicken cook that shit. Yeah, at least cook your chicken

before you breathe in the deadly fumes. I don't believe, are you kidding me? One TikTok user reported that he cooked NyQuil chicken because his wife was sick. While the exact reason for the increased social media popularity of NyQuil chicken because his wife was sick. While the exact reason for the increased social media popularity of NyQuil chicken is unclear,

it is possible that some individuals could use it as a treatment for sore throat, cough, and runny nose that are often associated with COVID-19. Oh, people injected themselves with pee before they got a vaccination. So, I mean, these people are just stupid. These are just stupid people. Oh, yeah. That's what I said. It. These are just stupid people. Oh, yeah. That's what I said.

It's just all the stupid people. I can't believe the fact that they were like, yeah, a lot of people are doing this because they're trying to defeat COVID. But NyQuil chicken? NyQuil. NyQuil. NyQuil. That's my over-the-counter drug.

NyQuil. It really takes you out. NyQuil. It'll put you down for good. Nykill. By the way, speaking of TikTok, I made my most popular TikTok yet. What is this?

I've not seen this. It's at 73,000 plays. It's water bottle. I'm headed over to at Crendor on TikTok. Whoa, water bottle. I see it. Yeah. Hey, everybody.

Just a helpful life hack tip here. I got a water bottle, and if you got these at home, fill them with water. They're great for filling up with water and holding water so that you can drink it.'s a good that's a good ass tip that's a good ass tip yeah my favorite part is one of the comments is my initial thought was what is this guy on about then i realized it was and it made sense oh my god thanks for the tip boss boss Yeah see everybody's making all those Like tip like tiktok Tip videos being like here's a tip

But I was like dude I'll make a tip Right there you go I love yeah you got a lot of Comments on this video this is great this is the good Stuff see this is why you need Those good those good video comment Things that's true. Also, you have, uh, I want you to know cat doesn't play well.

Cat doesn't play well on here. Your cat videos are actually the worst videos you have. Um, lowest viewership. There's gotta be one that takes off though. I guarantee. No lowest viewership. However, stick talk did great water did great if you stick to elemental based I think you'll be very good at this I think so we'll see I mean I just I'm like the David Lynch you know fishing in the mind river yeah well fish in the elemental

plane because to me it seems like stick water now you have to do something with like fire and something like earth i guess the stick counts as earth air you need an air thing like a plastic bag in the air something something else that's a good one good point yeah um so that's why uh next up we will have air t. It's going to be great. I'm still going to try to get a big-time cat TikTok. It's going to happen. Also, I was scrolling through TikTok now. I'll spend a little bit just being like,

what's on this thing? There's some crazy shit on there. i didn't realize how crazy it was yes like there's like the weirdest things are the live streams they give you like a random live stream and it's always like either a girl being like hey what's going on or like there are these two guys just decked out in tattoos and he was like yo eat some food man he's like i ain't eating food all right i ain't eating food i was like what the shit is this then there was this woman like putting rocks in a container and like shouting out numbers then there was a fortune teller that was like oh i'm sorry you guys aren't gonna work out i'm so sorry you and your boyfriend aren't gonna work out because i lit these two matches and one went the other way so it's not gonna work i was like imagine you're the

guy and she just comes like our relationship's not gonna work because a tiktok live streamer burned two matches and one went to the left instead of the right i there's actually a reddit thread about this uh it was like are you dating an astrology person What is it like And all the comments are like I did I wouldn't Recommend it but then a lot of them are just like Yeah I am and like it's fine I just Ignore it right like that kind of thing But what the best part was is

Some guy responded If you date a girl and she goes to An astrology person or she Goes to like a psychic or whatever They're just looking for confirmation of break like that it's okay to break up oh yeah and then some guy responded oh that's such

a Libra thing to say and then someone responded to that what's like oh that's such a like you know that's such like a Sagittarius thing it was hilarious and all the people kept responding to each other it was very funny that is pretty good It was hilarious. And all the people kept responding to each other. It was very funny. That is pretty good.

I was like, okay, Reddit, you funny, you funny. I found, like, probably, like, 10 to 20 good TikToks out of, like, the hundreds I've seen. Yeah, most of the TikToks I've seen, if I, like, scroll through, most of it is like – here's – the one thing I click on that I think is a total scam is whenever I see someone like – it's like a doobie like, in this film, a girl is attempting to rid herself of an infection. Like that – even though it's a terrible example. But like it's like a movie that's like a foreign film and then some terrible VO thing tries to explain the foreign film to you. Because I've never seen these movies. I'm like invested on like, oh, wait, what happens next? So I'll go to the page and see what happens.

I never do the full movie. I only do like three parts, then move on. Oh, yeah. I know. Anytime they're just like, yeah, time it starts going on long. Like, all right, don't scroll because I have a story. This was a thing. I'm like, don't care.

Like, I get suckered in by the movie ones because like to like the other day i saw one where it was um man it was jemma chan and she was a robot okay and uh uh it's like the family brings her home and the dad is like hey we, we brought a robot home. And the mom's like, I don't think we should have a robot in the house. And Gemma Chan's like, don't worry. I'm beautiful. And everyone's like, oh, all right. So then they keep her around. And then apparently the son is trying to sleep with the robot.

But then at the same time The robot is like Something's wrong with her Right there's something weird about her Where she like might be alive or some shit And you don't know what's going on And I went through two of these damn video scroll things I don't know how this ends

They stop covering I couldn't tell you how this movie ends I don't even know if I was even halfway through the movie Because it's only like a two minute thing They're allowed to have I't tell you how this movie ended. I don't even know if I was even halfway through the movie. Because it's only like a two-minute thing they're allowed to have. I don't know. I was like, what is this movie? I've never heard of this. That's why. And then it literally stops.

I'm like, this is a lie. This is all a lie. I hate TikTok. When it gets to that point. I didn't go back on for the day. Just watch a YouTube video. If your TikTok's going over 30 seconds, that's too long. Go watch a youtube video

i'm letting you know it got me but other than that i don't like most of the time now that i realize that you can push down on tiktok and it will you can say like i don't want to see this anymore oh yeah for like configuring your algorithm yeah well speaking of tiktok yeah yeah yeah oh god i got nothing it's harder than it looks isn't it speaking of advertising, good one. Good one, pal. I'm sure that you, like us, have been thinking about healthier practices in your life. I know it's that time where we're kind of like summer's over and we're all a little bit like, ugh, I didn't do all those summer things I said I was going to do. And now you want, all right, fall's here.

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It is traffic, and there is traffic. We got traffic on the 8, traffic traffic on the 88 traffic on the 808 traffic on the 888 and if don't even think about taking the 8888 because that one is backed up all the way to the 888.88 so if i'm going to take something it's probably the.8 but if you take the.08 to the.8 then the 8 is probably going to be your way to go back to you it's not like an advertisement for Salino and Barnes

1-888-888 8888 8888 there's some advertisers out there they get those phone numbers like the 555 5555

It's like, how did they even get that number? I know that I have some friends who hunted down perfect numbers for them, which I think is hilarious. So now I have one friend when I call his number and it's literally just like the same digit over. I'm like, how did you get this number? And he's like, oh

dude, I like fought for it. I'm like, why though? It's like I'm calling a lawyer. But yeah, take the eight. Take the eight to the eight to the eight, eight, eight to the eight, eight, eight. Alright, what's going on in weather? Weather. There's

hurricanes. Uh-oh currently florida is facing a formidable hurricane ian hurricane ian uh right now it's a tropical storm but it's supposed to become a hurricane later in the week so we'll see how crazy that gets usually i put on the weather channel just to see them standing out in the hurricane being like, it's a hurricane, all right. They're like blowing around. So I'll probably do that, see what's going on. But hopefully everybody's safe.

But I mean, you know, Florida, I think they're used to dealing with hurricanes. So we'll see how that goes. As for weather, you know what? I'm kind of curious. What if I type in 88888? Don't do that. Don't do that. That's not going to do anything good.

It says, I mean, okay. I thought I was going to say Minas Tirith. Minas Tirith. Currently right now in Minas Tirith. It is 58 degrees Fahrenheit. Humidity 83%. Pressure 30.06.

Visibility 7 miles. Sunrise 548 AM. Sunset 558 PM Wind 4 miles an hour Dewpoint 53 UV index 0 And a moon phase of a new moon 10 day Is

PM thunderstorms 70 degrees on Monday 68 with thunderstorms on Tuesday 61 rain thunder thunder Wednesday, thunder showers on Thursday, 64, 67 thunderstorms on Friday, Saturday, 67 thunderstorms, Sunday, 68, partly cloudy and Monday, isolated thunderstorms, 69. Nice. I like how they have a wide variety of thunder. They got rain slash

thunder, thunderstorms, PM thunderstorms, thundershowers, and isolated thunderstorms. They have like five different types of thunderstorms going on there. What is the difference between rain slash thunder and a thunderstorm?

Rain, like, drizzle, drizzle, drizzle, and then maybe thunder. And a thunderstorm is like, get your ass inside, it's storming. Alright, but what about thunder showers? Alright, now that's trouble. That's trouble. Yeah. Is it just, well, then it's gotta be like a lighter, like a slightly heavy rain, but there's thunder happening. So it's like almost a storm, maybe?

I don't know. I guess. Either way, that's the weather in the Eterre Minas Gerais, Brazil. Okay. Enjoy. I guess it's the rainy season, I Brazil. Okay. Enjoy. I guess it's the rainy season, I guess. Yep. Also, I put it in the Google,

and I found one place. No, there's three places there. There's a church, a post office, I think it's a post office, and Rosetta. What is Rosetta? I don't know.

I'm going to send it to you. Here you go. Rosetta, translated by Google. Rosetta is a typical community in Mantic... Queria? No, that's not... Rosetta... No, this is a restaurant, not a community.

What? But, wait. Where am I? Yeah, you're right. I clicked Rosetta and it went from... It went from being a restaurant to a community. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. There's just, like like donkeys laying down.

There's someone holding a rock or ice. There's like donkeys laying down. I feel that. What is this? So there's some restaurants. This restaurant is in the middle of nowhere. Restaurante Cacero Salbernado. I don't think that's how that's pronounced

This place looks like I don't know if you can call this a restaurant Although I guess by our Like look at this This looks like a dude's back porch Oh yeah this does This definitely looks like a back porch Although It has a

waterfall. Oh my goodness. It has waterfalls and like a weird rock and goats and shit. And like one lone motorbike. But here's the thing. The food kinda looking poppin'. Yeah.

I only see one photo of food. I found soup and bread. Oh, they got a kitchen. They have a kitchen thing that I can see. Oh, I see that. That looks pretty good. There's like a fire in there, yeah. Yeah, that looks all right.

But most of it's just the view. And lone bikes. Some dudes, lone bikes. Yeah, look at that. So I guess the restaurant is part of something bigger? Maybe? It's like a place you stay at? That seems to be most of the places there.

Like, you know, we went to go click on that one restaurant, and it was like, no, this is a place where donkeys live. Like, oh, okay. Yeah, this is a restaurant for donkeys. I mean, we are, like, not in the city. That's true, yeah. If you go out on that map, you're like, there's jungle around. Oh, yeah, you're in the jungle.

Oh, yeah. That was like almost a welcome to the jungle. Like, oh, yeah, you're in the jungle. Oh, yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, that's kind of like in the middle of nowhere there's like a guy in front of the waterfall you don't see him you just see his hand and he's holding a heineken yeah that checks out that makes sense yeah a bunch of these people are just the same people too.

Yeah. It's crazy that this restaurant has only five photos of food and one is beer. Yeah. I mean, I guess it checks out. The best food. Yeah, I'm trying to see what else is in the area, but there's so little. There's a main road. On the main road, they have a few restaurants. But, yeah, that's kind of in the middle of

It is oh that's cause it's directly In the middle of Sao Paulo and Rio de Janeiro So like it is There's a whole bunch of nothing there Oh I see I see Although there is a giant castle never mind This is just normal

Like there's a massive castle there. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I mean, I guess middle of nowhere is a relative term when you have a giant estate. Yeah. Wow.

What is it? Restaurant Peronaguchi. Peronaguchi? That's right on the main road. What do they got at Restaurant What else is next? What is it? Restaurant Perangucci. Perangucci? Perangucci. That's right on the main road. What do they got at restaurant? It's right next to the Prince of Palo de Marco. Nothing.

Not a photo. Not a photo of it. Thank God I don't live there. They'd be like, what did you just say? Palo de Gucci? I'm going to Palo de Gucci They'd be like what What an embarrassment

Although What is this Fabrica de chocolates What is this Oh it's a chocolate factory Oh Mamma mia Alright I can't look at this That looks great That looks amazing Oh, it's a chocolate factory. Oh, mama mia. All right, I can't look at this.

That looks great. That looks amazing. It looks like actual good chocolate. All right, I got to look away. I got to look away. No sugar for me. Well, that's the weather for Terry. I already forgot the name of this place.

There you go. All right, let's go to sports. Sports. We had big time sports today. First thing, we had football. Football, football, football. Whoa. We had the Bears beat the Texans.

The Titans beat the Raiders. The Colts beat the Chiefs. Dolphins beat the Bills. Vikings beat the Lions. Ravens beat the Patriots. Bengals beat the Jets. Eagles beat the Commanders. Panthers beat the Saints. Jaguars beat the Chargers. Rams beat the Cardinals. Falcons beat the Seahawks. Browns beat the Steelers. And Packers beat the Buccaneers. Browns beat the Steelers and Packers beat the Buccaneers and currently the 49ers are winning against the Denver Broncos over in baseball we're getting close to playoff time over there we got the Yankees Cleveland Guardians and Houston Astros all winning divisions we got the Mets uh and the Dodgers uh up there and then wild card spots got Blue Jays Tampa Bay Rays and Mariners and you got the Braves Padres Phillies with the Brewers a game and a half back and uh yeah pretty much uh pretty much set for the playoffs except for the that last

spot with the Brewers-Phillies. But it seems like the American League's pretty set. Unless the Orioles go crazy at the end, which I kind of hope, because I like the Orioles. But I like the Mariners, too. So we'll see. I like everyone. I hope everyone wins. I just like the teams that haven't made it to the playoffs in a while.

Like if the Tampa Bay Rays slipped out of the playoffs and the Orioles sneakedaked in instead i'd like that i just hope that everyone wins and has a good time i just hope they have a good time everyone should just get a trophy i think um that's the sports okay what is our fact of the day. Fact of the day. Fact of the day. Yep. Here's a wacky fact for you. Okay. What?

I'm waiting for the wacky fact. You said it's a wacky fact. I said okay. All right. You're making me question whether this is wacky fact. You said it's a wacky fact. I said okay. All right. You're making me question whether this is wacky at all. You seem really like it might not be wacky. Well, maybe it isn't wacky. All right.

Maybe it's not that wacky. We'll find out. Sumo wrestlers make babies cry for good luck. What? That's what I said. It took me a minute to put that one together. I was like, wait, what are you talking about? The babies, they make babies cry?

That's what it says. While most parents do what they can to prevent or stop their babies from crying, that's not always the case in Japan. That's because it's a 400 year old japanese tradition that if a sumo wrestler can make your baby cry it means he or she will live a healthy life during a special ceremony parents hand over their infants to sumo wrestlers who bounce their precious tots up and down and sometimes even roar in their little face to get the tears flowing quote he's not a baby that cries much but today he cried a lot

for us and we were very happy about it a mother said at a 2014 event yeah i kind of absolutely love that i very much am in love with it i kind kind of dig it. I like the idea that they're like, make them cry. Why is that the thing that gives good luck? I don't understand. You know, those babies got to learn to fear sumo wrestlers at some point. That's true. I assume that's the point.

I assume that's the point of the whole thing. All right. Well, you put it that way. Watch out for sumo wrestlers. I think that's what it is um so that's your fact of the day all right what is our big news story of the day big story of the day Over 1,500 Virginia residents left without power because of rat. Um, what?

Because of rat. Residents in one northern Virginia community were left rat-tied after a rodent wiped out their power on Friday. Over 1,500 residents in the Tysons, Virginia area experienced the outage. Peggy Fox, a spokesperson for Dominion Energy, revealed the cause of the outage on Twitter. Fox wrote that the outage was due to a rat that infiltrated a piece of equipment and caused an outage that left 1,588 customers in the dark. The outage was resolved after just over an hour. Twitter users joked about the

outage and the rats' involvement on Saturday. It's people just being like, that's the power of Splinter. Rats. I love that we can all joke about the fact that all it took was a rat to bring down everyone's power. Shouldn't you be very worried about that?

Shouldn't you be like, wait a minute. One rat did all that damage. It isn't like, oh, what a Ninja Turtle joke. No, it's literally one rat took out your entire power grid. Yeah. You kidding me? I'd be like. What's it built on? Like cheese? We did build it on cheese. Yeah. You kidding me? I'd be like... What's it built on? Like cheese?

We did build it on cheese, yes. That's all we had at the time, but we did build it on cheese. These wires are made out of cheddar. That's... I like to also imagine the rat just like in a tiny like spy outfit

going in. He's just like, I found the wiring. the wiring gonna take it out over his cuts it I would imagine yeah it makes the most sense it's some sort of rat spy yes yes by right he's a spy it's like a pirate but a spy rat right right he's from what states are next from uh what states are next to virginia what states are next to virginia creditor i listen i don't know anything about the east coast what states are next to virginia dear friend uh north carolina west virginia kentucky maryland delaware oh that's definitely a delaware rat no it's definitely a Delaware rat

Oh that's definitely a Delaware rat Those Delaware rats uncontrollable Loaded with spies Oh yeah so many Delaware rat spies Listen though This is where the people on the east coast are like How can you not know that But then if I tell you to name all the states around Illinois

You can't do that Oh that's easy. Like Iowa. Right. Nevada. Wrong. North or South Dakota. Wrong.

Canada. Florida. Yep. It's all there. I mean, they're all around it. All right. Yeah, you got me. Touche.

Checkmate, atheist. there yeah i mean they're all around it all right yeah you got me touche checkmate atheist um so yeah spy rat spy rat all right well don't be a spy rat and instead come check out all of our content there we go as soon as he said that i just heard the the, like, number where it's like, don't be a spy rat, call the cat. Call 555555. We gotta call the cat. We gotta call the cat. He'll get rid of that rat.

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