Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 358 - The Neighborhood Shark
Episode Date: October 3, 2022What starts with Crendor regaling Jesse with his week quickly devolves into a series of truly terrible buzzfeed quizzes. Thankfully the boys find their way back to the important parts of the podcast -... like renaming Tornados and Hurricanes to something more American friendly. All this and a shark in the front yard, on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/COX to get up to 55% off your subscription. Go to http://go.factor75.com/COX130 and use code COX130 to get $130 off across 6 boxes.
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Hello everybody, it's time for Ghost on Trendom.
This is Trendom in the morning.
In the morning!
Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live!
In 4-hour recording studios!
Recording!
Hit me! Wake your ass up!
It's Cox and Crandon, the buddy!
Ugh.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hello?
Ugh, yeah.
How's it going, old man Crandor? How are you?
Uh, well, not great.
What do you mean, not great? Oh, your neck.
Yeah.
How are you doing? How did you hurt your neck this time
all right so can i just say by the way this is another episode where right off the bat it's like
krendor's falling apart again so trying to work okay so this is how I think I did it.
I'm not like 100% sure.
When I first did, I thought I just did something in my sleep,
which I still might have, to be completely honest.
But I remember watching a YouTube guy who was like,
yo, these are the muscles you need to work out that you don't work out enough.
And he had like a bunch of different exercises
he could do for some of them.
But one of them was you do a pull-up, right?
But you hang.
So it's like you're just hanging on the pull-up bar, right?
But you squeeze your shoulder blades back
while you're hanging.
Okay?
Uh-huh.
And this random internet guy told you to do this, and so you did? Well, I was like, I do pull-huh and this random internet guy told you to do this and so you did well i was like i do
pull-ups and stuff this could be good for my neck and back so it'll help strengthen those muscles
but i think that was meant to be like the exercise you end up doing when you've already strengthened
it through the baby exercises right uh and so i did it and i did like it didn't feel bad after i did it i did some i
was i don't i probably didn't do proper posture with it so i was like like on the bar and then
i felt fine but the next day is when it hurt so like uh
Like, uh... My...
Is it called your cervical spine?
Hold on.
You know more about this than me.
You're the one who's, like, having to learn about body parts
because you keep losing them.
Um, I think so.
Whatever the big muscle...
Or not the big.
The big, like, bone on your back is.
Or, like, your upper back meets your spine kinda
Maybe it isn't circle spot. It's whatever I talked to dr. John. He's like it's the blah blah blah
Well, maybe it's my threat the racks it thoracic spine
The rack I'm just gonna keep nodding no one can no one can see me what I'm just nodding agreement like yeah
Sure it is
but I'm just nodding in agreement.
Like, sure it is.
Yeah, I think it's the thoracic.
Thoracic spine.
Oh, it's definitely the thoracic.
Okay, so it's your upper neck is what you're saying.
Well, yeah, like upper neck.
Well, no, lower neck, upper back.
Where the neck and back connect.
Yes.
There's like that big bone you can kind of feel there and it's just like that first day i tried to get out of bed and i was like oh something's wrong
and right after i got out of bed i was like oh everything's wrong and then uh it was i could like
barely move i couldn't look left right up now like. I was like, I'll get my heating pad. And just moving my heating pad
was like, ugh, ugh, ugh, like any little movements.
So I literally just sat in the chair and played WoW all day. I'm sure that helped
and didn't actually hurt you in the end. Well, pretty much nothing I did. I couldn't lay down.
I wouldn't be able to get back up.
So then, I was like like I'll go for a walk
right I was like I'll just do like a walk
and I walked five minutes and I was like nope
that's it it was like
nope we're not walking anymore
so that was day one
uh
poster woman had to wash my legs
in the shower
oh my god
wow although hey
she married she married you so that's her problem not yours but then the next day probably about
like 20 better 15 20 i get regained the ability to move my head left so that was nice uh and it didn't always hurt
so that was also good and then the next day was yesterday and i regained the ability to like
move around decently so like i was able to drive again so i would like go to target and like walk around target like okay here we are we're walking at target like i could do that and now today it's
pretty much like yesterday but slightly better like i can actually turn my head all the way left
again right still a little struggle on the right side i think that's the side that probably got
more aggravated it actually kind of looked like when I did my first,
when I had my injury back with Cox and Crandor live,
where, like, my shoulders were a little lopsided,
almost like those muscles, like, tightened up in spasm.
Because I remember going to the walk-in doctor.
I was like, yeah, I injured my thing.
And they were like, oh, my God, your muscles are spasming out.
And I was like, oh, I was i was like super lopsided uh so is
that so is this i mean like admittedly this is a thing that happens to you with a frequency
well the thing is when you injure a muscle or a ligament or like whatever it is it's more prone
to injury okay okay yeah and then so you thought with my injured back and neck i'm going to
do this weird guys thing that i saw on the internet well that seems like fun to strengthen
those muscles so they don't get hurt as much the problem is when they get hurt
like i've done neck exercises and shoulder stuff before and i've been fine like i've done weights
above my head i've done like pull-ups i've done weights above my head I've done like pull ups I've done shoulder
exercise you know I've done like whatever
sure I haven't I stopped doing
bench press so I was like I'm
not doing that I do like the chest press
uh and like I do
less weight now than I used to do
so I do like more
uh reps less weight
cause I think it's just easier on my
joints and body too
uh but it just so happened i got a little i got a little wacky crazy you know that and i might
have just sleep slept wrong on it on top of it being aggravated like it's also possible
i just i it took you out all week dude i mean listen anytime anyone gets like back injury neck in
like anytime that shit sucks you came you realize how much you use those muscles when they're hurt
i get it like when we did cox and crendor live that was like i remember just having to look at
you and be like we have swap spots and people thought i was like funny goof like that was
serious like i was like my neck is strained right now you need to yeah yeah yeah and then after we did that show i didn't even sign stuff for the first half because
i had to just go sit in the back room and be like okay calm down we're good but i mean i recovered
from that and then back in like june i tweaked it again uh just from like getting up wrong and then i was fine and now i
tweaked it from doing this whatever you're doing you need to stop it i need to go back to physical
therapy again really you should to be honest so i did it in uh back in like march or april i think
and that helped you certainly don't need to listen to like fit master on YouTube
telling you like alright so this episode
is all about your neck
what you're gonna do is hang from this thing
and then squeeze your shoulders
in a way that you normally don't do
while also hanging
that should be fine
I think the problem is
when those muscles are already weak
and you try to do something wacky, it's not good.
Like, I should have just started with baby steps and not running.
Well, you tripped.
You fell.
Your shoelaces were tied together wrong.
You probably shouldn't have started running.
No.
So, yeah.
Let's throw in one more story.
Okay, yeah, let's throw in one more story. Okay, yeah. I went to the grocery store,
and all I know is there was this family,
and it was just like, they're just saying weird stuff.
Like, the kid was walking with him.
He was probably like 13, and he was saying to his dad,
he was like, how much do you bet those bottles of soda have been up there?
And then he's like, what? And he's like, how long do you think those bottles of soda have been up there and then he's like what and he's like how
long do you think those bottles of soda have been up there and he's like uh they probably restock
them all the time and he's like i think it's been over two years and he's like two years that's
crazy you're crazy and i was like what is going on over there? I mean, I feel like that is crazy.
Yeah.
Certainly they would have been bought within two years.
Yeah.
And then they turned down the like potato chip aisle and I didn't hear it.
He said something else.
And the dad was just like, I don't know what to tell you, bud.
I don't know what to tell you.
That's all I heard.
That's all I need to hear.
That's the greatest like dad answer to a question you don't want to answer.
I don't know what to tell you, bud.
It is.
I got nothing.
Yes, I have.
So that was my week.
I don't have any of that.
I have no good grocery store stories.
I have none of that.
I will say that this week,
don't even ask me how I got here.
It started from a phone alert that led me to the news section
of whatever the hell Apple does.
And on there, again,
I assume I have enhanced ADD
because the minute I went there to see the thing I wanted to see,
instead I was given a list of BuzzFeed quizzes.
And I was like, BuzzFeed sucks.
This is the worst, absolute worst thing I've ever seen.
However, I saw one quiz and I was so – it was the worst looking quiz I've ever seen.
And I want to give it to you right now.
All right.
This is a quiz for you.
The quiz is, how brave are you actually?
Oh, this is...
Again, one of the dumbest quizzes I've ever seen.
I was like, I got to ask Kondor.
This is incredible.
All right.
Again, I don't know who this is designed
for, and let me tell you,
this wasn't what I originally searched for.
This is the aftermath
of me looking for a thing,
seeing this, getting caught off track,
forgetting what I was looking for,
and being focused on how awful this is.
Alright. Again, let me
tell you, this is the worst quiz I've ever...
Alright.
Which scenario would scare you the most?
A, being mocked by a small group of very mean teenagers.
B, chased by a gang of angry Best Buy employees all wearing blue polo and khaki slacks.
C, you're making out with someone hot, but they suddenly have tentacle arms.
C, you're making out with someone hot, but they suddenly have tentacle arms.
D, being forced to wear nothing but tube socks and a hot pink baseball cap in public for three weeks.
Or E, someone emails your mommy and or your daddy videos of you having weird sex.
Or, and then there's the last one, F, I ain't scared of none of these things.
Which one's the scariest to you?
Again, this is the worst quiz I've ever seen.
This is the most random-ass quiz.
Yeah, this is why I was like, I got to give it to Crendor.
I got to give it to Crendor.
So first one was teenagers chasing you.
Just being mocked.
They're not even chasing you. They're just like, look at that old piece of crap.
That happens all the time when you get over like 30.
So whatever.
Yeah, that's not scary.
I don't care about that.
The next one's Best Buy employees.
Like, I don't care.
Chasing you.
Yeah.
I guess it'd be scary with my neck now because I can't go fast.
It's still not scary. Like, why are they chasing you i don't know they're angry they're
chasing the best my rewards program get back here maybe maybe you didn't give them your email when
you left it's really easy you get points every time you sign up and you just put in your thing
if you want to i don't want points leave me alone if anything they should have been that should have
been the scarier thing.
Not them chasing you, but them trying to get you constantly to sign up for their shit.
That's scary.
Yeah, GameStop employee trying to get you to sign up for the rewards program is the scariest thing.
Yep.
What was C?
C was you're making out with someone hot, and then they suddenly have tentacle arms.
That's probably not going to scare people. that's probably what some people want yeah admittedly
uh i don't think i'd be scared i'd be like what the shit
yeah like question is the rest of you still hot i can deal with tentacle arms i'll be honest um
then wearing tube socks and a pink hat that's literally just what like
the kids wear today but naked you're naked oh but you're in the it's you have socks a hat and
that's it people still probably be like oh that guy's crazy true you can probably just still walk
what scares you the most uh probably somebody blackmailing you with sex video.
All right.
Yeah, there you go.
All right.
I'll click it.
Sex video.
All right.
Here we go.
What was the last one again?
None of it.
None of those scare you.
Oh, none of them.
Okay.
Continue.
All right.
Which situation would freak you out the most?
Standing on the edge of a roof of a very tall
Building okay being forced
To stare at the blinking dot dot dot
On your phone to wait waiting
For a text from your crush for 24 hours
Straight that's so dumb
Whatever all right
Being trapped in an elevator with a hungry grizzly
Bear wearing a blue polo and khaki
Slacks of a best buy employee
That sounds great
getting framed for selling crystal meth to toddlers at jimbery
having to eat daily at a deli that is strongly rumored to occasionally
secretly serve human meat and then of course these these things don't scare me.
I'd probably say the one where you're about to fall off a building.
I hate heights.
Okay.
That checks out.
I think that out of all of those, that's the one that would get me the most, too.
Yeah.
Which situation would frighten you the most?
Getting trapped in a basement teeming with a wide variety of insects.
Having to do a TED Talk about your weirdest masturbatory fantasy,
but the entire audience is only your family members.
Why do they keep doing these ones? They're like, your family finds out about your sexuality.
I'm really curious if there's a very specific answer at the end.
Like a result.
It's like you have issues with sex and your family.
There's got to be something right.
Being dosed with LSD and PCP without knowing it before going to a close
friend's wedding.
Or just having any time.
Yeah. Right. before going to a close friend's wedding. Or just any time. Yeah, right?
The wedding is like,
if someone dosed you with any drugs,
that would be terrifying.
Like, okay.
The wedding is important, I guess.
Having all your body hair shaved off against your will
by sick freaks wearing blue polos and cash.
Okay.
Well, we're not done.
We're not done.
And then, of course, being sent by your boss or school principal to something called the bludgeon room.
What?
That's what it says.
Look, I'm telling you, this is a winner right here.
Well, I'd consider all of those probably scary what's the scariest um
i don't know just getting drugged just put it down drugged don't don't drug krendor all right
which of these things would make you tremble in fear having your crush cruelly reject you and
insist that you are so smelly on a live television broadcast viewed by millions of people What is this?
Finding out that there is a hugely viral meme with you making a very dumb-looking face.
We've already got a few of those.
Yeah.
Getting locked in a cell with someone
who has been genetically modified to look and talk
exactly like Jar Jar Binks.
And then, I'm not scared.
Okay, the last couple are...
What was the first two again?
Being rejected on national television.
Okay, I don't care.
And then being tossed in a...
Oh, the spaghetti.
Okay, what was the third one?
Waking up discovered you've been tattooed,
so it looks like you're wearing a blue polo
and khakis on your body.
These are all...
They're not good!
No! None of this is good!
Wait, what was the fourth one again?
Finding out there's a huge viral meme of you
with a dumb face.
Oh yeah, that.
Just tattoo.
Which scenario
affraids you the most
That's what it says that's the question
Which scenario afraid you the most
Being the guest of honor
At an ornate orgy held
At the estate of Chad Kroger
Of Nickelback
Yep
Being forced to have a chain fight
To the death with your best friend
In the parking lot of a Wendy's.
Finding out that everyone around you at all times can hear every single thing you think.
Having a group of teen girls appear every time you feel awkward for the rest of your life.
Being captured and put in a cage dressed in an ill-fitting blue polo and khaki slacks on a private island of Hubert Jolly, the CEO of Best Buy.
Or, I don't fear nothing.
I pick, what was the second one?
I think it was.
Chain fight. Chain fight.
A friend in the Wendy's parking lot.
I guess that one because you would die or your friend would die.
It's like, what do you want?
You or your friend die and you kill them and have to go through post-traumatic stress
or you're dead or some teenage girls laugh at you or you wear a blue polo.
It wasn't even a choice. Here's the thing choice here's the thing my man
you are reasonably brave is what it says you are and it says you aren't scared like a normal person
but you do have fears reasonable fears that is the most like fortune teller-esque and
terrible you get you get stressed at times,
but you also have times where you're not stressed.
This is why, hold on.
I'm going to do this really quick.
All right.
I have a question.
What if I do chased by a gang of Best Buy employees?
Okay.
And then what if I do trapped with the bear in the khaki slacks?
Yeah.
And then what if I do having all of your hair shaved off by the khaki polo people?
Yeah.
And then what if I do you're tattooed to have the blue polo khaki slacks?
Yeah.
And what if I do you're at the CEO Best Buy?
Is it a goof?
We need to know.
Nope.
I got the exact same thing you did.
What?
I selected every single Best Buy related thing, and I got you are reasonably brave.
I'm willing to bet.
Hold on.
Retake.
Oh, my God.
Is this?
All right.
I'm going to randomly select things.
Just randomly select a thing.
Okay.
Randomly select.
Randomly select.
Randomly select.
I am reasonably brave.
I am starting to think that this is a hot trash quiz, like all quizzes on BuzzFeed.
Okay, do the one where all the teenagers laugh at you every time.
Okay, retake.
So the first one is mocked by teenagers.
Great.
The next one is...
I guess being forced to stare at the, is it the crush?
The next one doesn't have anything about teens, but it does have frame for selling crystal meth to toddlers, or it's waiting for your crush.
Crush one sounds like a tie-in to them more.
Having all your body hair shaved off The bludgeon room
PCP
We'll do that one
Being tossed
No no no we need the
Yeah so smelly on national TV
That's a good one
And then the one that's like having the
Mean girls show up every time you're awkward
You know what That one got me 0% brave the one that's like having the mean girls show up every time you're awkward.
You know what?
That one got me 0% brave.
You were totally a scaredy cat.
So what we've learned here is that fighting off bears and like being afraid falling off the edge of a building, being afraid of bears is like totally normal.
But being afraid of teen girls is like you suck.
If you're afraid of teen girls, like you suck you're afraid of teen
girls you are the biggest coward that's what i've learned here that is a quiz i think it
certainly is a quiz that was recommended to me and i was like what is this garbage the best part is
the very bottom it has a list of like What did you think when you took this quiz
And the winning at
203 votes
WTF perfectly sums it up
That is
The worst part is that
There's so many of these quizzes
Dude so many
Yeah it's
And there's a buzzFeed one, right?
Yeah, I just clicked quizzes on BuzzFeed right now,
and there are thousands upon thousands of them.
And there aren't even, like, these aren't even, like,
are you an Emily, a Lorelei, or a Rory from Gilmore Girls?
Make your own buyer pick, and we'll guess accurately your favorite movie genre.
Based on your Zodiac, we'll tell you what food your taste buds are drawn to.
Okay, I got one for you.
Are you a Winona Ryder?
Like, what the...
People are divided on whether or not these TVU castings work out for the better.
What?
All right, I got one for you.
Okay. you're casting is work out for the better what all right i got one for you okay they say we know your aesthetic just based on the multi-course breakfast you order okay let's do it let's go
let's go all right here we go we have berry smoothie black coffee chamomile tea chocolate milk
uh see here's the thing if i knew i had chocolate milk i put the chocolate milk in the black coffee
we'll say black coffee all right uh blackberry blueberry banana strawberry
blackberry blueberry banana strawberry what the hell does that mean
is fruit just like a fruit yeah uh blueberry okay although they say blackberry blueberry banana
freshly picked strawberry like are the others not fresh it's not choose try to sway it there
they were like i'm gonna push them towards strawberry really want those strawberries
uh choose a carb roasted potatoes homemade biscuits, pancakes, toast.
Choose?
I want all four.
They also say pretty toast.
It's like a fancy guacamole.
Pretty toast.
What were the other ones?
Yeah, roasted potatoes, homemade biscuit, pancakes, pretty toast.
Roasted potatoes.
Hands down.
Alright. Choose a style of egg.
Poached egg.
Crispy fried egg. Boiled egg.
Scrambled egg.
Fried egg.
And finally, a dessert. You have heart-shaped
cookies, charcoal
ice cream, strawberry
cake, and a tasty frap.
This isn't even breakfast.
What?
Yeah, I wouldn't have any of that.
What were they again?
Heart-shaped cookie, charcoal ice cream, strawberry cake, a tasty frap.
I'm not going to have charcoal ice cream.
I'm not going to have a tasty frap.
The cake makes no sense with breakfast, so I guess I'll go with the first one?
Yeah.
Is the only thing that makes sense?
Here it is.
You are emo.
No way!
You dress in all black and love dark makeup looks.
People are scared of you at first, but your closest friends know you're a sweetheart.
It's not a phase, mom.
You are emo.
Amazing.
Yeah, they got me.
They got me.
That is the 100% you.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's see.
Hold on.
What would I pick here?
All right.
I would go black coffee.
Hell yeah.
I'd go banana.
I like bananas.
I'll go pancakes.
I'll go...
I like all these eggs,
but I'd probably go...
I like poached egg.
I like a poached egg.
And then we'll do a...
Let's do a frat.
I am also emo.
Okay.
So we're both very emo,
and you know what?
Reasonably brave.
That checks out.
Thanks to BuzzFeed.
We're reasonably brave emos.
This is...
Okay, if I change my answer of pancakes to pretty toast,
I become cottagecore.
Cottage core.
This is definitely designed for, like, 15-year-olds.
Oh, yeah.
Like, this is not cottage core.
That is not a thing you or I are ever going to be in a million years.
You're an introvert who doesn't love a fast-paced life.
You have a special connection to animals and love a good picnic.
All because I said I wanted
pretty toast instead of pancakes,
which was the
gap between emo and
cottagecore. Right, right.
When you put avocado on
toast, you can no longer be emo. That's just
a fact. Everyone knows that.
That's just, you don't see any
emos eating
stuff on toast
It is plain toast and sadness only
Man these quizzes suck
Alright hold on here's another shitty one
Can I guess your zodiac sign
Based on the coffee you whip up
No you can't
But I can't wait for them to
Where would you like to drink coffee Crandor
In Dubai?
In France?
In Greece?
In Mexico?
In Indonesia?
In California?
In Scotland or Hawaii?
What's the best place you want to drink coffee at?
I think Scotland would be pretty nice.
Okay, Scotland.
Yeah, you got hills, you got rain, you got green.
It's everything you want, yeah.
Choose a brewing method.
French press, pour over, espresso, cold brew, aero press, stove top, drip, or Turkish?
I'm going to go French press.
Oh, French press is the French press, it's a classic
Yeah
Pick a snack to have with your coffee
Okay
Chocolate croissant
Butter croissant
Tiramisu
Macaron
A sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit or sandwich
A scone
Quiche or cookies
I like a good tiramisu
Alright, who doesn't? Yeah Alright, pick an extra A scone, quiche, or cookies? I like a good tiramisu.
All right.
Who doesn't?
Yeah.
All right.
Pick an extra.
An extra.
A plant-based milk.
A sweet syrup.
An extra shot.
Whipped cream.
No extras.
Just black.
Yeah. Powdered topping.
Fruity syrups or latte art.
No extras. Just black. Just black. Powdered topping, fruity syrups, or latte art? No extras.
Just black. Just black.
Pick a comfort book to read while coughing. Boy,
The Alchemist, Chicken Soup for the Soul,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of
Secrets, The Hobbit,
no books, only webtoons,
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
Vampire Academy, or Sisterhood of the Traveling
Pants.
Read The Hobbit.
Why not?
I feel that.
Yeah.
It says here you're an Aquarius.
Okay.
A lover of stimulating conversation and experiences and a humanitarian to the core.
Making and drinking coffee is a lifelong journey and learning experience
This means you don't have specific preferences and are open to all possibilities
I think they got you. I think they got you. Oh, they got I think they nailed you
Yeah, that's a zero exactly. I love
Yep, that's all right. Hold on. I gotta do this. Yeah, I do this. All right, see where would I want to have coffee?
I'd want to have coffee In Hawaii For sure
Yeah
Choose a method of brewing
I'll do a pour over
Big fan
Yeah
Choose a snack
Um
I assume this is a breakfast situation
I don't know
I'm no fool
Sausage, egg, bacon
Whatever sandwich
Yeah
Pick an extra
I'll go with latte art.
Pick a comfort book for reading while coffeeing.
A comfort book.
I'll say Webtoons.
I'm not going to bring a book to a coffee shop.
I'm a Leo.
Apparently, that's not true.
A bit of dramatic flair, razzle-dazzle, and zest for life. I've never hurt anybody.
Am I right?
Outgoing, influential, and all-around, an all-star.
You approach to life in coffee order bravely, proudly, and intense determination.
Never giving up on your goals and supplying people around you with support and love.
Everywhere you go, and the images of people like skydiving.
It's me.
That's me.
That's you.
All right.
You got it.
That's me.
This is, once again, BuzzFeed quiz coming through.
I got one to just truly cap it off.
Okay.
Choose some autumn activities and I'll reveal your inner spice.
Yes.
See, now this is a quiz.
Here we go.
What will you be doing first?
Picking apples.
Making soup.
Visiting a pumpkin patch.
Going for a bike ride.
Starting a bonfire.
Reading your favorite book by the fire.
Which one would I do first?
I'm going to do none of those first.
What was the first one? Apples?
Picking apples, making soup, pumpkin patch,
bike ride, bonfire. Making soup.
Making soup is the one. Alright, making soup.
Pick another activity.
Baking an apple pie, having a
picnic, carving pumpkins,
drinking hot chocolate,
jumping in leaves, collecting conkers i don't
know what that is i'm gonna say hot chocolate all right uh they look like weird spiky nuts
essentially great great this seems like this is something for like the rich family that lives on
martha's vineyard you know what i mean like Like, oh, this is the Hallmark holiday quiz.
Gotcha.
All right.
And more.
Going to a harvest festival, eating Halloween candy,
toasting marshmallows, hiking, crafting,
shopping for comfy clothes.
Marshmallows.
Why is all mine food related?
The fall is literally just like, I'm going to eat shit. That's it.
Oh boy, okay.
That's sad. There's a lot of answers
there and I'm just like marshmallows,
hot chocolate.
You got hayride, knitting a scarf,
Halloween party,
stuffing a scarecrow,
flying a kite,
making porridge.
Making porridge. The rest of those I would never I'm not going to go stuff a kite making porridge. Making porridge.
The rest of those I would never.
I'm not going to go stuff a scarecrow.
Decorating.
The only way I'm going to stuff a scarecrow is if I'm with a girl who's like, I love stuffing scarecrows.
I'm going to do it because I'm trying to get some.
Right.
All these answers are contingent on like, oh, is the person I'm with, do they want to do that?
Oh, okay.
I will do that
hoping that I'll get some from that.
Yeah, that's, look, that's
other than that, I'm going to eat my
porridge and hot chocolate and like
marshmallow mix, I guess.
Finally,
decorating your home, making a
Halloween costume, going to a
bakery, going on a walk,
chilling with friends, or baking
cinnamon rolls?
Oh my god, cinnamon rolls!
Are you kidding me? That's the answer.
You are
cloves.
I am cloves. That sounds right.
You're great in porridge,
tea, and so much more.
You're beautiful and a joy
to be around.
That's right. I am a little clove i'd like to think that the entire answer hinged on the fact that i selected porridge
yes i would i like they were like we'll include porridge in the answer
oh okay cool let's see i need i gotta see what spice i am now. We got... Let's see.
If I had to pick one, I'm a big pumpkin patch person.
I go that.
Let's see.
Jumping in leaves.
I'll probably throw my neck out again.
Picnic.
Bugs.
No, bees especially.
Oh, God.
It's hot chai.
A little pumpkin carving.
Why not?
I don't need carving the pumpkin. Let's see. Craf, a little pumpkin carving. Why not? A little carving the pumpkin.
Let's see.
Crafting, hiking, clothes, marshmallow, candy, harvest festival.
I'd probably go to a harvest festival.
You seem like the harvest.
You seem like a guy who would dance around like the totem or whatever that is, like the maypole or whatever.
After a few beers, 100%.
Let's see.
Porridge, kite, Halloween party, scarecrow, scarf, hayride.
Got to be the hayride.
There's a hayride we went to with the pump,
like last year when we went.
There was this old farmer man just driving his tractor around
with everybody just getting on and off,
and he's just like, yeah, everybody in. he was driving around through like this kind of makeshift mediocre thing with like
a skeleton lighting up being like and very jank but i love it uh decorating your home
going to bakery cinnamon roll walk chill friends ho friends, Halloween comes. I mean, I like
a good walk, but I also like
aesthetic
theming.
I'll do go for a walk.
I am Rosemary.
Ooh, Rosemary.
Wait, it says you're not a spice at
all, you're an herb.
That, you know what?
This is the most accurate one. this is the most accurate one this is
this is a clove everyone wants you you're around all the time your partner
is herbs not even a spice sometimes people don't realize your greatness but
when you're removed from a pot of soup or other dish, people realize it just doesn't have that it factor.
That's you. That's me.
You're the like, why?
What is he doing? But like,
if you're not around,
you recognize it. You see it.
That's honestly
probably the most accurate quiz
out of all of them. You know what? Whoever wrote that,
they know quizzes. Good job,
Pumpkin Soup.
Damn right.
Good job, Pumpkin Soup.
Yeah.
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Now, let's get a choppy car with something to do.
How's that crap?
Whoa.
How's that crapper out there?
How's that crapper out there?
Well, it is kind of crappy in some spots, but other spots it's pretty all right.
But overall, pretty solid.
You know, a lot of cars, a lot of stuff.
There was some delays from the big old Florida hurricane.
Hopefully everybody's safe from that.
And I think now it's hitting the East Coast, but I think it's calmed down.
So overall, a lot of crap.
Back to you. Thanks, Crandor. Now let's go over to weather how's that weather weather we have a weather request from penang malaysia please got commissioned
to do a travel video for a place there never seen a more beautiful place in my life really wanted kren to review this island okay so penang malaysia
it is 81 degrees fahrenheit feels like 88 degrees fahrenheit humidity 81 percent pressure 29.77
visibility six miles wind three miles an hour dew point 74 uv index 2 of 10 and the moon phase first quarter
can't wait till it's the third quarter and the game's gonna get real um sorry
uh 7 706 a.m sunrise 709 p.m sunsetday. We got mixed clouds. Sun this morning.
Scattered thunderstorms developing in the afternoon.
Low wind.
Chance of rain hitting 40%.
60% at night.
Tuesday, you got 86 with scattered thunderstorms.
Wednesday, 87 with scattered thunderstorms.
Thursday, you got normal thunderstorms.
Friday, normal thunderstorms.
Both 86 degrees. Saturday, another 86 with normal thunderstorms. Friday, normal thunderstorms. Both 86 degrees.
Saturday, another 86 with scattered thunderstorms.
Sunday, 85 thunderstorms.
Really, every day is about 85 to 86 with thunderstorms.
So, that's Penang, Malaysia.
Seems like rainy season.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm looking at this.
Like, it is a little tiny island off the coast.
It's like right off the coast of Malaysia, right near...
What is the name of this place?
Butterworth?
Shout out to Butterworth.
I don't know anything about you, but I love that name.
Oh, yeah.
What do we got here?
I think, what is this?
Georgetown is the name of the main city?
Yeah, it says Georgetown.
All right, we got it.
I'm looking at Georgetown right now, and I'm trying to feel like,
what's the spots? I'm trying to feel it out.
Let's see. What's the spots? Passion of
Corallo Restaurant.
You know what I absolutely love about this?
Most of these are like
the roadie. Can I
transfer the
Siam Road charcoal?
The Kasi Kandar
Sulabat, but then there's over here, breakfast from the barn.
Breakfast from the barn.
Whoa.
So the outside looks very traditional, but on the inside, it's straight up just like a pizza and British breakfast.
And this is very funny oh my god oh
i just dropped in and i see a cruise ship but i love it it's very uh this feels like like the
tourist spot or like if you live there you're like i want something from me home this definitely has
like a british vibe to it yeah like if you look out over it it does have that kind of like touristy vibe but it's very pretty yeah but
definitely yeah everything about it has kind of but i would have to imagine a lot of this is
touristy vibe right because there's like singapore way down south and kuala lumpur and then like
if we just go up the coast i i do I do have a lot of questions About the tourism industry
There
Because like Bangkok
Is nearby
And I
Like I don't
I
I don't know that we
As Americans
Spend a lot of time there
But I know that
You know
I have friends that are
From
Norway
And they love it there
A lot of European friends
That I have
I know that there's like
A bunch of British kids.
They're like, I'm taking summer off and I'm flying over to Bangkok.
Like, I would love to know what the vibe is.
I've never been.
Don't know anything about Southeast Asia.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't really know that much either.
Although I went to Itchy Pong.
It's a restaurant.
It looks pretty good.
Imagine like there's a lot of good restaurants.
Yeah.
This place looks solid.
Look at that.
It's fancy.
Itchy Pong.
That's probably not how you say it.
It definitely, all the photos of the different restaurants have like an outside vibe.
Like outside at night kind
of vibe oh yeah like the street uh type thing yeah i imagine a lot of places in the world have
that we just don't because america yeah yo but they got that mcdonald's though well it's kind
of like the history of is they all throughout time had like street vendors and and all that stuff and over here you just had land
yeah yeah it's a lot of land this is so funny there is a place called u.s pizza
and i'm looking at the pizza right now and it is like imagine u.s pizza but not u.s top whoa
and the world thinks we are all giant fat asses.
I'm looking at these pizzas, and they are so over, like, so many toppings.
Like, too many toppings.
Oh, my God.
That is a lot of toppings.
Yeah.
It's very, like, coffee.
Yeah, a lot of the pizza.
I mean, here's, like, the very first pizza picture.
It looks like there's, like, I don't even know what's on that pizza.
Yeah, I don't know.
Are there radishes?
Every pizza here, here's the thing.
It sounds like I wouldn't eat the pizza, but I'm looking at this one pizza and it looks like it has baked beans on it.
I can't even tell.
Yeah, this pizza.
I genuinely must think we are like the most atrocious people on the
in the world this pizza is like a bowl it's like a pizza boat and they like cracked an egg into it
i mean here's the thing that would be a fun appetizer like uh like an egg thing and you
like mix the cheese i mean that could be fun well i'm saying that it could be fun it could be good
i'm just saying it's you go to U.S.
I don't think anyone's going to be cracking an egg on your pizza.
For U.S. pizza.
I'm looking at these pizzas and it's like, this is the kind of pizza that I know for
a fact Gordon Ramsey would be like, where's the bloody pizza under all the toppings?
I will say they do have some powerful U.s decor uh they have a lot of flags yep the flags the
picnic tables the uh the statue of liberty with like some guy or something in the background
there's a what's great is there's a photo from 2020 of this guy's meal i guess whoever he's with they got one what appears to be some
type of macaroni and cheese uh pizza two coffees and a milkshake that's a hell of a that's a hell
of a meal i don't know i don't know how i get it but that's a hell of a meal that is that is an
intense meal oh yeah I love this
You know what bless I'm glad
America can represent in such a horrific way
I think those are fried shrimp on that pizza
Yeah I think that is
I mean like bless
You know what here's the thing
This is I stand corrected
I was going to give this place crap for being like not really American
But in the pizza place Is an arcade and they have the old four-player Marvel game.
That is pretty good.
The one where he's like, X-Men, welcome to die.
You know what?
This place is 100% a pizza parlor.
Oh, yeah.
Is that the one where the juggernaut like runs out at you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, it was that one.
The ones that rocked were that one, the Turtles one, and the Simpsons one.
Yeah, those are the same.
They all came out around the same time, and they all were basically the same damn thing.
Doesn't matter.
They were great.
I remember always getting to the Krusty Blimp.
Yes.
That was like the first thing.
You got to get the Krusty Blimp.
Yeah, you fought him on the bridge yeah
that was some good stuff those are good times yes this is american as shit i stand corrected
it doesn't matter what you put on the pizza as long as you have an arcade machine from like 1995
you're good you're good yeah that's a truther yeah there you go now we know i like how their
their whole recommendation is like you gotta got to check this place out.
It's beautiful.
Whatever.
Like, they got pizza.
It's like America, but not.
Listen, I don't know what else to expect.
Yeah.
So that's the weather.
All right.
Let's go to sports.
Sports.
We've got sports.
That occurred today.
Minnesota beat New Orleans at football over in England.
Totally good.
It was funny because I was watching this clip of a British comedian on the NFL Network show,
and they were just like, how does it feel to have the NFL come to your country?
And beyond,
he was like,
Oh,
nobody cares.
And they're like,
uh,
what?
And he's like,
yeah,
in fact,
the people here are crazy that like the NFL.
And they're just like,
what?
And he's like,
yeah,
imagine like at home.
He's like,
if somebody watched cricket till four in the morning,
you'd be like,
that guy's crazy.
He's not wrong.
Yeah.
It's like the same thing over here. Someone wakes up for him to watch NFL football.'d be like, that guy's crazy. He's not wrong. It's like the same thing over here.
Someone wakes up 4 a.m. to watch NFL football.
We're like, that guy's crazy.
It's not a wrong assessment.
Yeah, so that was funny.
Falcons beat Cleveland.
Buffalo beat Baltimore.
Dallas beat Washington.
Seattle beat Detroit.
Chargers beat the Texans.
Tennessee beat the Indianapolis Colts.
The Giants beat the Bears. Eagles beat the Jaguars. The Jets beat the Texans. Tennessee beat the Indianapolis Colts. The Giants beat the Bears.
Eagles beat the Jaguars.
The Jets beat the Steelers.
Boo!
The Cardinals beat the Panthers.
The Packers beat the Patriots.
The Raiders beat the Broncos. And currently, the Chiefs are beating the Buccaneers 21-3.
So we'll see how that ends up.
But it's not looking good for the Buccaneers 21-3. So we'll see how that ends up. But it's not looking good for the Buccaneers.
And baseball getting close to playoffs.
Playoffs.
In fact, I think we're down to the final couple games for baseball now.
And there's only one playoff race currently happening.
So it looks like the playoffs for baseball will have the Blue Jays, Mariners, and Rays
in the wild card with the Yankees, Guardians,
and the Astros, all the divisional winners.
I think Guardians would have to play somebody
or something.
And on the other side, you got the Braves,
Cardinals, and to care a lot Braves Cardinals
And Dodgers all in first
With the Braves and Mets battling it out for the division
That's a fun one
And then you got whoever loses that
Going to the wild card
And then Padres and Phillies Brewers
Battling it out
But the Brewers are losing
So it's looking like Phillies will probably take that
And soon Basketball and hockey are starting up get out, but the Brewers are losing, so it's looking like Phillies will probably take that.
And soon, basketball and hockey are starting up. They're getting into
their preseason, so we're about to hit the four
sport time of the year. It's great.
That's sports.
Alright.
What is our fact of the day?
Fact of the day. This one
is kind of like, what? like what tornadoes used to be called
twirl blasts and twirl winds yes if you if you lived in the 18th century you might have referred
to tornadoes using the words twirl blast or twirl wind honestly we might need to bring these back oh i love twirlwind clearly developed into whirlwind
you know what i mean oh yeah you're right because like whirlwind or they clearly some some good old
boys were like twirl more like whirlwind you know what i mean yeah it's i like twirl blast personally
twirl blast it's like folks a twirl blast is coming you're just like oh shit not a twirl blast, personally. Twirl blast. It's like, folks, a twirl blast is coming.
You're just like, oh, shit.
Not a twirl blast.
What did, where did, there we go, etymology.
The word tornado comes from the Spanish word tornado.
All right.
So why did we, tornado is commonly referred to as a twister.
I wonder when we decided to call it tornadoes.
I don't know.
Maybe it was tornado and they still called them twirl blasters.
I feel like there's definitely some sort of like racism there
because I imagine that part of the country was at one point Mexico, right?
Yes.
And so like where the tornado alley Tornado Alley is,
I'm pretty sure it was part of Mexico at one point.
So the tornado from Spanish makes sense,
and I imagine there's just, like, some dudes who are like,
Tornado, we don't speak that language here.
That's a whirling gig.
That's a whirlmeister is what that is.
It's like that Simpsons where Moe is like,
a garage?
Well, Ouladidum is the Frenchman.
He's like, what do you call it?
Carhold?
That's the exact same vibe.
A garage?
It always cracks me up.
It says, from Spanish Tronada, thunderstorm.
From Tronar to thunder.
From Latin Tono to thunder.
From Proto-Indo-European 10 to thunder.
Yeah, I think you went too far back in time.
You've gone so far back in time you're like you've gone way you've gone so far back in time i don't know uh either way it should be a twirl blast tonight on the news twirl blast
devastating the middle of america like it sounds devastating twirl blasting
dude twirl blasted the war the house then do you think that a hurricane
should be renamed uh hurricane sounds fitting i don't i mean it's got to be like a better name
if you can do twirl blast there's got to be for name like i don't know like water whirler
i don't think that's better you don't't think Water Whirler is better than Hurricane?
Come on.
I do not.
It's not the old Water Whirler.
That sounds like a theme park ride.
Well, so does Twirl Blast.
I guess.
You know what?
All right, whatever.
Well, that's fine.
That's your fact of the day.
All right. What is our big news story of the day
big news story of the day
day
day
day
day
day
I'm gonna do
two because one's pretty short but I still want to read it.
Okay.
Heard the news.
Wild boar piglet adopted by German cows.
No, this is very important.
Here they are.
Hold on.
Let me show you here.
Bam.
I don't know what I expect. Yeah, it's a piglet and some cows. Yeah, I don't know what I expect. Yeah, it's a piglet
and some cows. Yeah, I don't know what I expected.
I don't know why, but it's literally just a very
cute piglet and then normal ass cow.
Yes, a cow herd in Germany is gained
an unlikely following after adopting a lone
wild boar piglet.
Farmer Friedrich
Staple told the DPA news agency
that he spotted the piglet among the herd
and in the central German community of Broverdi about three weeks ago.
It had likely lost its group when they crossed a nearby river.
Staple said while he knows what extensive damage wild boars can cause, he can't bring himself to chase the animal away.
The local hunter has been told not to shoot the piglet, nicknamed Frida, and in winter, Staple plans to put it in the shed with the mother cows.
To leave it alone now would be unfair, he told the DPA.
It is very cute.
You can't leave it alone.
It's a little, tiny, cutie baby pig.
It's too cute.
Yeah, just having a good time.
When it's older, it's like, it's got, like, tusks and shit.
Like, then you can decide what to do.
But right now, it's a cute baby. like, it's got like tusks and shit like that. And you can decide what to do. But right now it's a cute baby.
Yeah.
It's a fun story.
All I'm saying is judge is worth based on how cute it is.
That's true.
That reminds me of the, uh, the Simpsons where they're all looking at the puppies and the
cat walks in.
He like shoves.
He's like, get out of here.
Yes.
Uh, then we have this story.
Florida man films possible shark in neighbor's yard amid Hurricane Ian.
Whoa.
I would imagine a lot of seawater.
Yeah.
A shark.
Shark in neighbor's yard.
A shark potentially got a little too close for comfort in a Florida's family.
One to one Florida family amid hurricane Ian's wrath. Dominique
Camerata was looking at the window with the water rising near his home in Fort Myers, Florida.
He started taking a video to show his neighbors how high the water was in their backyard, but he
noticed something big moving in the water. I see this thing flopping around in there and I'm like,
oh my God. And I zoom in. Uh, He said, Dominic, a 43-year-old
real estate developer, tells people
to the possible shark nearby
the way it was swimming was scary.
It was moving side to side.
What?
What?
I saw it moving and that scared me
a great deal.
After sending the video to his friends dominique says people
were like that's unbelievable i think that was a shark though dominic admits he isn't a shark
expert or even a fish expert his wife elizabeth and daughter ella were both convinced the animal
was indeed a shark i was literally terrified ella 15. Dominic tells people that one of his friends also told him that the creature looks like it could have specifically been a bull shark.
He said, Dom, I'm telling you, I think that's a bull shark because those bull sharks can get up through brackish water.
I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
I was like, oh my God, that's crazy.
Yo, that's crazy. Yo, that's crazy.
I love that it's both the story of seeing this and the story of him interacting with his friends after I've seen it.
So it's like, yo, you think that's a shark?
Yeah, I think it's a shark.
Really, what kind of shark?
Gotta be a bull shark.
That's crazy.
We reported in our news article.
We reported in our news article.
As they continued, the family who lives in a one-story home saw the waters rising and had to decide whether to ride out the storm inside their house or venture outside where they knew there was something that could be a shark waiting.
All right, that's more terrifying.
Yeah, right?
You're faced with this terrifying decision because we only have a one-story house.
You go to the roof.
We go to our neighbors who were inviting us to come over if we needed to go to their second story but then you have to go through the water and you know there's a shark in there uh probably not to mention snakes
it's crazy dominic said yeah i'm blown away like i there's if there's one thing i know
it's not the sharks and it's not the snakes literally the fact there could be downed power lines and the entire water is electrified
Oh, yeah, 100% way more day like more people die of that than like a shark yeah
Plus like that water is like diseased as shit like you don't even want that in your mouth. Yeah, no
Dominic said that he his daughters and his wife ended up riding out the storm in their home.
He had their 18-year-old son, Joey, who's a student at Ole Miss, was worried about his family.
Joey.
Joey.
They put life jackets on their Cavapoo and their Golden Doodle while his wife and daughter rode out the storm in his wife's closet.
Our neighbors were walking in neck-deep water to go to the other neighbors' houses that have a second story.
Elizabeth 42 tells
people, we were freaking out. We were like, oh my
God, they're swimming over there. There's snakes and
sharks in the water. It's really scary. It's like a
horror movie. Dominic,
who isn't on social media, aside
from LinkedIn, said a friend posted
the video to Twitter,
which has gone viral. I'm
listening to people everywhere.
I'm overhearing conversations with people.
Like, did you hear there was a shark on the streets?
It's so crazy.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, I genuinely feel like it is unbelievable.
Yeah.
It actually is kind of insane.
Yeah.
But, I mean, it makes sense.
We've seen footage of it before.
It is the ocean, and now it's in your front yard.
I mean, you know.
You asked for it.
You moved there.
Yeah.
That is, I don't know.
Some people probably didn't move there.
They probably just grew up there.
True.
But it has that same area most of the time hit by tornado hurricanes yeah i mean it's
like california water water whirlers yeah water and uh and and there you know it's one of those
things where in here in california if you're in an area where there's wildfires all the time
or either you stay yeah either you stay or you move and i feel like if you're in a a lot of people have seen, you know, they were saying the other day on the news that the last time they had a big hurricane, everything was destroyed.
They rebuilt everything in the exact same place.
Like, if you're going to do that, you know, it's the reason why I think the insurance situation is terrible in Florida.
Like, no one's willing to give anyone insurance because people keep building in the way of hurricanes.
Yeah. So So you know
Damn
I get it there's only some places for people to live
So
But it sucks
If you're going to live there I guess that's the expectation
Yeah
I feel like every place has it's good and bad
I mean it's not too bad here
Well you get blizzard.
Yeah, I was about to say, you guys can get snowed in for days.
I feel like out of all the things, I'd rather deal with snow over the others.
I don't know, until you freeze to death.
I mean, I'd rather freeze to death than drown.
I mean, if we're playing that game, you're right.
You're right.
And you can build a snow hut.
And freeze to death in the snow hut.
You can freeze to death in so many fun ways.
Drowning is just your head in water.
That's stupid.
Listen, all right?
You got...
Would I rather...
Okay.
I don't want earthquakes.
That's going to make a building fall on me.
I don't want that.
Wildfires.
I don't want to catch on fire and die.
Sharks in my street after hurricanes and like dude shit's blowing around no thank you uh and uh boom you
know just snow you can like you can manage with snow i feel like it would have to be like a crazy blizzard to do anything. Can I just say, I looked up, what is the safest state when it comes to weather disasters?
Right.
And Montana is the clear win, apparently.
Huh.
Yeah.
Montana is number one, I guess.
Most of the middle north of America.
Yeah, look at America. Yeah.
Look at that.
Florida,
California.
Let's see.
Hey,
I'm number three.
What's crazy is the 10 safest cities.
Number most.
Wow.
Two are in Ohio.
Oh yeah.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Ah,
this is,
so I grew up in Dayton, which is number two in safest cities
and i currently live in los angeles which is the number one and riskiest city
yeah oh yeah high frequency of earthquakes wildfires and flooding yeah yeah california
is like way out there yeah Yeah. Oh my God.
Well, here's the thing.
How come none of this is Florida?
Miami, Florida.
Never mind.
I was about to say.
Number two, Miami.
Yeah.
Wow.
Currently over 300,000 properties are considered for the risk of flooding.
Yeah, no, we've seen that.
Yeah, this is...
I'm looking at this chart of disaster.
It's like natural disasters since 1953.
Delaware has had 21 for comparison.
Let's see.
Illinois has had.
Where are there?
Illinois has had 60.
California's had 284 Texas 255 Oklahoma's had 173 because the tornadoes uh Florida's at 130 so Delaware I mean you, obviously size plays into it because there's only so much that can get hit by disaster if you're playing.
Sure, sure.
So, you know, I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm just making noises.
The problem with a lot of this is like, it'll be like, yeah, you know,
the safest place would be Wrangell, Alaska or Tule, Utah
or whatever the place was, Tule, or like Bozeman, Montana.
Like, I mean, okay, I guess it's safe, but there's 50,000 people there, and it is barely a town.
So it's like, I mean, I guess I could move there and be safe, but I'd be bored.
Yeah, I guess that's also your trade-off.
Yeah.
I trade safety for boredom.
Yeah, that's like Florida.
It's like you live there, you got hurricanes and all that, but
you have to be by the beach and it's hot
and go to Disney World.
I guess that's the trade-off people make.
Look, I'm going to rebuild my house right
on the beach again, even though it got destroyed
twice by two hurricanes. Don't care. It's a home on the beach again, even though it got destroyed twice by two hurricanes.
Don't care.
It's a home on the beach.
It makes sense.
I get it.
Yeah.
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