Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 361 - The McRib McReturns
Episode Date: October 31, 2022The boys are back and this time Crendor is over his covid - but he's not over his obsession with 90s TV shows. Somehow these boys take it upon themselves to go from Xena Warrior Princess to Wings. Yes..., Wings. The show you all definitely forgot about. Also Does anyone remember McDonalds Bubble Gum Broccoli? No? Cause we don't either but it was a thing! All this and a McRib on this brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR to get your first refill FREE. Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox60 and use code cox60 to get 60% off your first box.
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Hello, everybody.
It's time for Ghost on Trend Dog.
Ghost on Trend Dog in the morning.
In the morning!
Did you just Doppler effect by me? Is that what you just zipped by me on a motorcycle?
I just jumped right into this podcast, sorry.
Ah, you seemed very high up.
Oh yeah, I was very high up.
What it seemed like is I was standing on a ledge, and you said, catch me, and jumped,
and then I watched you fall by me.
Like, you just went right by me.
Like, yeah.
When I heard you say, let's jump right in this podcast, I was like, dude, I can do a
little goof here, and then I did the goof, and then here we are.
You jumped right in.
It was good.
You jumped right in.
Look at that.
Yeah, I liked it.
I liked the whole thing.
Hey, thanks.
You know what?
You're welcome.
You, in particular, you're welcome.
Well, you're welcome.
You know what?
Thank you.
Hey, no problem.
You're welcome.
You are the one who is welcome.
That's like the third dumbest intro we've ever done.
Because the one the other week was pretty
dumb i don't think it's as dumb as that but this one's up there you know what listener
you're welcome wait i'm not a listener i don't know i'm talking to people listening
okay now i moved up now it's up to number two yeah no that's number two, though. Oh, by the way. Yes. We are only a few weeks away from the 10-year anniversary.
I saw your tweet.
What day is it?
It's like November 13th.
I think it's the 13th or something.
It might be like the 11th or like one of them, but I think it's the week of the 13th.
What in God's name are we going to do for that?
We'll probably forget.
But otherwise we could.
What should we do?
I don't know.
There's got to be like some fun thing we can do.
Right?
There's got to be.
I am at a total loss.
You're like, there's got to be something fun.
And I'm sitting here like, uh, and?
People out there.
Everyone, comment.
We're going to outsource this problem to you.
Comment fun ways we can celebrate the 10-year anniversary.
Because we can't think of anything.
Yeah, we got nothing.
But maybe you can come up with something.
We've got two weeks to figure it out, it looks like.
Yeah.
Either tweet or comment in the podcast comments or, I don't know, yell at us on a stream.
What should we be doing that would make it worthwhile to you?
Yeah.
Because, if anything, I can easily be like, we found some of the best bits from the past 10 years,
and Crandor and I will just not do anything.
But I think you want more than that
but like, you know, whatever. I'm fine with it.
Yeah, they probably want more than that.
They probably want us to like react to
our best bits or something.
That sounds like a lot of work though.
How do you react to a bit over podcast?
If it's a video, you can like
be like, ooh, but a podcast
that's tough.
That's a lot of work. I don't want to do that.
Maybe we can just bring up moments that we
enjoy. I don't
remember how this podcast started.
I couldn't tell you how
we started this podcast, so I don't know if I can
remember what happened 10 years ago.
Here's how I think it started,
but I actually don't know either
i think we did the saints row episode and you called it cox and crendor in the morning and
then we were like hey it'd be funny if we made a podcast called that that's what happened in my
brain but it might have not like happened and that's just what my brain did till i'd be like
that's how it happened i think we were that stuff, and then we had a conversation about how we didn't need the gameplay to do it, and it would just be easier to do a morning show.
Yeah.
That does sound right.
That was kind of the vibe.
We were just like, yeah, this should be fine.
Yeah.
And then here we are.
And then here we are.
Well, initially, we were doing this, like, every day.
Yeah. And the goof was, because it was a morning show, are. Well, initially, we were doing this like every day.
Yeah.
And the goof was, because it was a morning show, it'd be like 30 minutes.
And so the original podcasts are very, very short.
Yeah.
And then they got longer.
And then we were like, this is too long. So we started doing it once a week.
Well, there was a point where we only did like a couple a year.
That's true.
There was a point where we only did a couple a year.
That's true.
But that's also because we were doing it for free in our spare time whenever we had free time to do stuff.
And then suddenly advertisers showed up like, hey, do you want money?
And we were like, sure.
And then they yelled at us.
If we ever were late, they'd be like, you better do this.
So we were beholden to corporate interests, I guess.
Yeah, that helped a lot.
It really did.
It gave us structure.
Yeah, that's what we need.
We just need structure.
That is true.
I think most people in our job need someone to be like, no, you do this.
And we're like, okay.
Yeah.
Otherwise, we would do nothing.
That's very true.
Speaking of podcast topics.
Yeah.
Good.
Good. You're nailing it.
Ten years, baby.
Yeah.
I got my yearly McRib.
I saw three photos over the week.
One was someone got a McDappelberry, which I've been thinking about nonstop.
Someone got a McRib, and they were really excited.
And then one person, I don't think it was one of our fans, but I saw someone post,
I've been waiting X number of months for a McRib.
I finally got one and the bread
was moldy. And he was like,
everyone was like, cool.
Yeah, that's gotta suck. And that made me
really concerned. I'm like, have I ever eaten
molded bread at McDonald's?
I wouldn't have noticed.
If I'm at a McDonald's, it's usually late at night
and there's nothing open. And I'm like
eating it while driving home. So it's pitch
black. Or
it's McDonald's breakfast, in which case I'm too tired, and I'm eating it while driving home, so it's pitch black, or it's McDonald's breakfast,
in which case I'm too tired, and I'm like, oh, God, and I just eat it.
I don't like midday McDonald's.
That does not happen for me.
It's either last resort or the breakfast.
That's it.
So I have probably – I'm worried that I've just ingested tons of McDonald's.
McMold is what I mean.
I think the McMold is pretty safe.
I think they probably have solid McMold that's like your body's like,
I guess I can process this.
I mean, I eat blue cheese, so I think it's fine.
It's just like gross.
It's probably in the same tier.
Yeah, it just sucks that like how, you got to figure,
I watched that video of that guy who had that McDonald's hamburger and french fries, and he put them in, like, glass, and then they sat there for a year, and then everything was fine?
Yeah.
I have to imagine, like, how the hell, if the bread can live through that, why is the bread moldy?
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe they meant, like, real stale and not moldy.
No, I mean, the photo was mold.
Like the bottom had like little patches of mold all over it.
Oh, oh no.
Yeah, it was gross looking.
I was like, how did, the worst part is a McDonald's employee had to pull that bun out of the packaging,
open it, put the meat and shit in it, close it, put it in a thing.
I guess maybe they didn't check the bottom ever, but that's bizarre that you wouldn't notice that.
Yeah, that is.
How old is this tweet?
I need to find it.
It's from this past week.
It was from when they, I don't know, maybe Google McDonald's mold.
What's that thing called?
McRib.
Yeah, McRib.
Images.
Boy, this is going to be tough.
Probably should Google search McDonald's mold images.
It was in Twitter, huh?
Was it in Twitter?
It was on Twitter.
While you're looking for that, I just want to show you.
The internet is so dumb. Four days ago. Four days ago. While you're looking for that, I just want to show you the internet.
So dumb.
Four days ago, four days ago, everyone lost their mind because customers shocked by viral video of employee making a McRib.
And it literally is.
And if you ever listen to this show, we've said this before.
And I'm pretty sure every person who eats a McRib
knows this, but
this article is like,
in a trending clip, an alleged McDonald's
employee shows viewers what may
later be dubbed as the nasty process
behind creating the signature food item.
Fans can see frozen blocks of
rib being shockingly
thrown onto a grill in six batches.
Then, after they've been thawed out, they're then removed from the grill and put in a drawer
with a thick and what people call gross-looking brown sauce.
These coated slimy slabs are then put with onions and pickles and put on a bun.
That's a McRib.
And everyone's losing their mind, and I'm like, when I worked at McDonald's in 1999, that's how
they made them.
Literally, they come frozen in little bricks, you throw them on the grill, you close the
top, they thaw out and they get hot, then you take those things and there's a big vat
of barbecue sauce and you dump those sons of bitches in there, and then you put
the hot barbecue sauce with that thing in the heater tray, and you wait until someone
wants a McRib, then you pull out one of those gross-ass McRib things, put it on a bun, put
the stuff on it, and then put it out the door.
It has not changed.
And I'm blown away that people are like, it's so gross.
I can't believe that this is the way they do this.
Here's the thing.
Everyone ordering McRib
understands how gross a McRib
is. Yeah.
Exactly. That's not new. They're acting like this is a
shocking insider scoop and it's like,
no, no, no. The world done known that.
You're just like
too good for McDonald's.
We know it's trash food. We understand.
It's the same when people are like, you know Taco
Bell is in real Mexican food, right?
I'm like, yeah.
I know that.
I get it.
We aren't going to Taco Bell for quality.
I know what I'm going to Taco Bell for.
It's probably like, you know, you probably had like a drink or two.
It's starting to wear off a bit.
You're like, oh, then you're hungry.
Or you're just high as shit.
Then you're just like, give me the cheesy gordita something.
Yeah, there's nothing genuine Mexican about cheesy something.
Anything that starts with a cheesy, anything that's been nowhere near Mexico ever.
That's not how it works just like the
concept like no one who likes barbecue with a passion thinks that a mcrib is up to that standard
we know what it is yeah exactly and the thing is it's uh it's not great but right right it's not
it's not good if anything it's just pure barbecue flavor.
Like, whatever the taste of the sauce is,
that's what it tastes like,
because the meat itself, it's like a non-thing.
It's not meat.
I don't know what the hell it is, but it's not meat.
It's like a processed pork patty.
It's like something you'd buy in the frozen food aisle
with, like, they sell you like a block
of them.
What was that?
Was it like Encore?
Was it Encore frozen foods? It's like, taste it more.
It's Encore. Remember that?
Yes. Encore
frozen meals. Yeah, I'm looking at them right now.
I just Googled them. Wow. No wonder
they stopped selling these because my god.
In fact, one of them looks like the McRib.
You see it?
Yes.
I said it.
That's amazing.
It's literally the McRib.
That's so funny.
Yeah, it looks just like it.
It just looks like a McRib.
Yeah.
Also, shout out to the Encore gravy and Salisbury steaks.
Six in one pack.
That's a steal. That's a
steal right there. That is
always delicious, always
easy. I don't know about that.
Man, all I remember is their commercials.
That's it.
Either way, my McRib was pretty
alright. Like, it wasn't
bad. It was good for what a McRib is.
And the best part about it was I could taste it.
Because I was worried I'd eat it and I wouldn't be able to taste it because of my taste and smell.
But, slowly but surely, I've gotten my taste and smell back and now it's pretty much like 100%.
Hell yes.
Hell yes.
I'm glad you're feeling better.
Yeah.
And I also found the moldy
mcrib and it looks very bad yeah i believe that but yeah it was uh it was definitely a relief
being like oh man i can actually taste stuff again and smell it it's good um uh because
everyone's like i haven't smelled anything
15 years after getting that one i'm like oh god uh but now we're good um i was also gonna bring up
speaking of uh old things uh that segue is worrying but okay. I was seeing old TV show ads, and I also brought up in one of my pointless top 10,
Xena the Warrior Princess.
Yo.
And I remember seeing that show on TV, but not really watching it.
And now looking back, I'm like, what was that even about?
Was she just like a warrior princess just fighting?
I actually know all the answers to this.
I got you.
What questions do you have?
I got you.
I would watch every Saturday.
I'd watch Hercules, sometimes Young Hercules, Xena Warrior Princess.
And then when it was on, for the time it was on, there was Jack of All Trades, which was good.
And then there was Briscoe County Junior.
I love Briscoe County Junior.
That was a great show.
Briscoe County Junior.
Yeah, Briscoe and Jack of All Trades.
Good shows.
They aren't on.
I think they had one, maybe two seasons, but they were great.
Huh.
Well, tell me about Xeno the Warrior Princess.
Well, Hercules.
You know what? it's kind of like
Did you ever watch Buffy the vampire slayer
Yeah I've seen some
Buffy
I'm not a big Buffy fan but I know enough to know
That in Buffy
The angel storyline
Then became a
Spinoff show right
So this was
In Hercules there was Xena warrior princess and then that became a Spinoff show right So this was In Hercules there was
Xena Warrior Princess and that became a
Spinoff show it was like this is Xena's story
I see
And then Xena was about her
And her ward Gabrielle
So very Batman-esque except two
Women who go around beating the shit out
Of everyone she's like no no no no no
She throws her chakram things
At people and then There was a crazy like a
totally crazy blonde woman who was like kept trying to kill xena and i don't remember her name
but i remember i had like massive pre-teen horniness for her she and here that might be
where i started my absolute obsession with like, oh, she's a little crazy.
Hot.
Yeah, that's a problem for me.
That's been a considerable problem.
But yeah.
And then she went around.
And I know in the later season, she leaves Greece and goes to, I don't know.
Did she go to Germany or did she go to England?
At some point she becomes like a shaman.
Later on it becomes insane.
But in the beginning it's like her and she's going around beating up gods
and being a badass and what people would consider female empowerment
in the early 90s, but I don't think really was
because she was always sexed up and being amazing but whatever it was great i loved every minute of it
ah well yeah because i like i remember it being uh i think i would watch baseball games
and then they like right after baseball or like sporting stuff they'd always start showing their
own like local programming or like the early shows like
that and they'd be like time for xeno warrior princess i was like oh okay and i remember seeing
her beat up someone yeah that's i mean that's that was the show it'd be like
and she'd be like and they'd be like long ago in that time before time, Xena, warrior, princess.
It's like, bum, bum, bum, bum.
Oh, yeah, that show was great.
And admittedly, way better than Hercules.
Hercules was fine and fun, but Xena, warrior, princess, like, look.
Hercules, it was whatever.
Xena was like, all right, let's get two smoking hot ladies,
put them in some awesome looking outfits, have them beat the shit out of everyone, and their
archnemesis is an even hotter, even
smoking hot crazy lady. Let's go!
And I was like, this show is amazing!
Yeah.
I think I was 14, 15 at the time,
I was like, I would do terrible
things to get on this show.
And, uh,
you still probably would.
I mean, yeah.
Xena?
Hell yeah.
Look, wherever you're at, my God.
She was in Spartacus, Blood on the Sand, whatever that show was.
Which, by the way, was amazing.
That was a great show.
A lot of dicks and boobs in that show, but, you know, it was good.
I just picture your dad being like, you know what?
The warrior princess is fine with me.
You know?
Honestly.
Just make grandchildren.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what his...
My dad would probably...
Here's the problem.
My dad would probably watch it for about five minutes and be like, all right.
And then something weird would happen, like, I am Ares.
And he'd be like, this is garbage.
He has a weird standard for entertainment.
Like, my dad
hates comic book movies,
loves Deadpool.
I swear to God, it was like
Christmas or something, and Deadpool 2
was on, and my dad was like, oh, this is great.
And he started watching Deadpool 2.
And he was like, into it. And I was like oh this is great and he started watching Deadpool 2 and he was like into it and I was like
out of all the things
he hated the X-Men
movies loves Deadpool
crazy
although I think it goes to the theory that everyone
loves like all men
love Ryan Reynolds
I feel like that's a
solid theory because my dad
was just like oh this movie's great
I was like oh okay
I was gonna bring up
there's a few other shows
I remember that would come on after
like rain delays or whatever
one was they would start playing MASH
I never watched MASH
but I remember them doing the like
yep
when the helicopter lands and then I'd just be the like Yep When the helicopter lands
And then I'd just be like I'm changing the cartoons
Then I would change it to cartoons
Match is weird
Because I've never watched
The entire series but I've seen episodes
Right
And all I know is that some episodes
Had a laugh track and some episodes didn't
And some episodes were very very serious that some episodes had a laugh track and some episodes didn't. And some episodes were very, very serious.
And some episodes were comedy.
And I don't – I wish I knew more about – it's clearly before our time.
I wish I knew more about the trajectory of that show because it seems like it made a big cultural impact.
But it also seems like it was a comedy, then not a comedy, and then – I don't know.
I'm sure I'll get a call from my mom or dad afterwards and they'll tell me
everything about it.
Yeah.
It's like they were trying to check all the boxes or something like we go,
we can be serious,
but we can be funny,
but we can be a little dramatic and do everything.
I guess,
I guess,
honestly,
I don't know.
It's crazy.
Uh,
the other one,
they would show coach,
uh,
coach.
Oh my God.
I forgot about coach.
And it would just be like,
Coach.
Coach.
Oh, my God.
I forgot about Coach.
And it would just be like.
Coach.
I love that you know the Coach theme.
That's the one you know.
Yeah, that's the one. And the guy that voices Patrick was in it.
The Patrick Spongebob.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Same with, I don't know if it was Coach.
Maybe it was Coach.
What's the one that was the airplane show?
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
It was like an airfield, and the dude who was on that,
and maybe he was on Coach, I don't remember.
He eventually went on to become that Spider-Man villain, the Sandman.
Yeah.
Oh, my God, yeah.
What was that called?
Boy, do I not remember.
Let's see.
It was like they were in, they were
on a, like a,
I don't know, they were like plain people.
Let's see. Plain people.
Yeah, plain people.
I don't know. Craig Nelson, Jerry
Van Dyke. Yeah, Craig
Nelson was the guy, right? Yeah, I think it was Craig. No, Craig Nelson was the guy, right?
Yeah, I think it was Craig.
Craig Nelson was the older balding dude, I think.
Kenneth Kimmons.
Well, Jerry Van Dyke is the old guy.
Let's see.
Not the Langoliers.
Not the High Life.
Not Airline. Airline? Ten seasons
The hell show is this?
That's not it
Hold on
That's a British TV show
British
Wait, Spectacular Spider-Man
Wings? Wings? Wings?
Oh, Wings?
Wings, yeah, was it Wings?
That wasn't him No, Wings. Wings. Oh, Wings. Wings. Yeah. Was it Wings? That wasn't him.
No.
Wings had Tony Shalhoub was in Wings.
No.
Yes.
Thomas Hayden Church.
Thomas Hayden Church, who went on to become Sandman, was in Wings.
Okay.
There we go.
There we go.
It's all coming together.
Wings.
I forgot the name of that show.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
There's like so many of those shows where it's like they weren't impactful that much,
but like you still watch them and then you just forget about them until like years later.
And you're like, oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was thinking about like TV shows from the 90s that I remember were X-Files because that
was huge for me.
Even though I didn't watch it all that
much because it existed through memes.
Walker, Texas Ranger.
Third Rock
from the Sun. Third Rock from the Sun.
Absolutely loved. Loved that show.
It was great.
I liked, even though it was
really stupid
I really enjoyed Sequest
Do you remember that show?
I don't think so
It was about like
We instead of going to space
We were exploring underwater
It was super interesting
I love that stuff
I thought that was
That was interesting
What else
What else existed in the 90s
That was like i barely remembered
yeah there's uh god yeah there's a lot there was a lot of shows um those late abc family shows
some of those oh young indiana jones was good that. Oh, that was fun.
I remember that.
Yeah.
Young Indiana Jones would always play with Briscoe County Junior.
And Briscoe County Junior was just great.
What a stupid show.
Loved it.
Oh, remember Hanging with Mr. Cooper?
Of course.
I remember that was a good one.
Yeah, of course. Then you had family matters that was just your
classic but it's not like a forget about them everybody knows that
man there were so many yeah what was the i gotta look this up uh comedies okay Comedies. Okay. Comedy shows from that time period.
Boy, not a lot.
Yeah.
Frasier.
Yeah, everyone knows Frasier.
I'm still supposed to watch it.
You should.
It would be a weird trip for you.
In Living Color.
I remember In Living Color because that's where 90% of people that are famous today got their start for some weird reason.
Home Improvement.
Everyone I knew watched Home Improvement.
I loved Home Improvement.
I couldn't bring myself to watch Home Improvement.
It just wasn't for me.
No, that was for me.
You got Tim Allen going, oh.
Yeah, Wilson like half looking over the fence.
That was a great one.
Oh, my God.
The Drew Carey show.
Holy shit.
Oh, yeah, the Drew Carey show.
I like the Drew Carey show.
That was fun.
That was a pretty good show, yeah.
Blossom?
My God.
My cousin would watch Blossom all the time, but I wasn't a big Blossom fan.
Yeah, I remember that.
Except for Joey, who would go, whoa.
And I liked that for some reason. I love that. I feel like I've heard
references to that.
The Critic, oh my god.
The Critic has one of my favorite,
yeah, the animated show The Critic
has one of my favorite,
has several of my favorite bits that I remember
forever. Where like at one point
he goes to visit, I think it's his dad
who's going crazy. Oh, that guy. Yeah, and he visit I think it's his dad Who's going crazy
Yeah and he's going to go visit his dad who's crazy
And his dad glued all the spoons
To the ceiling and he's like dad okay
I understand the spoons
But and the dad's like you understand
The spoons
I don't know why I think about that all the time
That and the Jurassic Park bit
Where he's like
You can't lock a raptor in a closet.
They're too smart.
And then the raptor puts a newspaper under the door, jingles out the key, opens it up,
and he's like, you know, I'll stick to the mainland and assume all jobs in the name of
Mr. Pilkington.
Perhaps I've said too much.
Like, it's just so silly.
I remember specifically those things about that show.
I remember in The Simpsons, they brought him in for a reference thing as they go to an insane asylum and he's just like
it sucks it sucks it sucks and he's like that's right mr sherman everything sucks that was uh
that was the bit it would play after the simpsons yeah the simpsons has seen many shows rise and
fall on its time oh yeah because i uh last year I had a big Simpsons kick where I watched seasons like four through eight.
That was good.
Those were prime time, like, best writing Simpsons.
Man, there's so many shows I just straight up forgot about.
Wow.
I know, right?
It's crazy.
But also a lot of it's like, I forgot for a reason.
Yeah.
Ultra Violet debuted in 1998.
One season.
Never heard of it.
Never will care.
Forever Night.
1992.
Three seasons.
Don't know.
I don't know that.
Yeah.
The Hardy Boys.
1995.
One season. No, I'm all right. 1995. One season.
No, I'm all right.
Yeah, a lot of them get the old one season and they're gone.
No.
That's why they show these new shows like, and coming soon.
Here's the firefighter squad only on Fox.
And they're like, critics are raving about this one.
That is every time I see anything that's like on ABC.
Yeah.
ABC presents a cop who's down on his luck, whose wife left him, and he has to take care of his daughter alone.
But his daughter's a wascally character.
Also, at work, his team reminds him of the family that he never had.
But also, they deal in drugs
welcome to New York
City Fire Department you're like what the
hell what is this story
that's uh
oh my god I was watching the Packers game
the night and then they're just like
and here comes George Lopez
again and I'm like oh god not again
they're just like
laughs guaranteed
critics are raving on this
can't miss new hit TV series
and he's just like I'm George Lopez
and it's like alright
he's doing the George Lopez jokes
again
yeah that sounds right
yeah
yeah cause I mean he used to have that
the George Lopez show.
But you know, then he went away and now he's coming back.
He's probably just doing that thing where he's got a new generation
where he can tell his jokes to because everyone else either forgot
or hasn't heard him before.
You just wait long enough.
Oof, that's the truth.
That says an awful lot about like, yeah, if you just wait long enough.
Yeah, I can start telling my gallbladder stories again.
We'll get enough new viewers.
Yeah.
They'll be like, what gallbladder story?
They'll be like, gather round, children, for a tale as old as time.
Yeah. Tale as old as time. Yeah.
Tale as old as time.
Speaking of which, I've gotten numerous comments of like,
so I just made a pointless top 10 skeletons for Halloween.
All right.
It's doing well.
It's going great.
There's somebody who was just like, you know,
you said in number five that the pointless skeletons are too detailed, which moves them up.
But then on number two, you said that the boss was detailed, and so it put him at two.
That doesn't really make sense for it.
And I'm like, dude, this is a dumbass pointless list I just threw together.
All right, that's the whole point of the series.
It's a bad list.
Some guy on Reddit was also just like,
it's a bad list some guy on reddit was also just like
uh what I don't understand
is number 10 is not a pointless
skeleton but he included it at number
10 and I'm just like the whole point
is that the list itself
is pointless because top 10
lists are pointless that's why
I made the series
I don't think you understand this is beyond
you now my friend
this is about something more important than you.
This is about the top ten series.
Right.
I don't think you get that anymore, bro.
This is about the series.
Okay.
And not about you.
So you better get with the program program and start making some top tens that
make sense damn it i'm not gonna do that i mean we're talking about a point some guy got mad in
one of my pointless top tens because i in one of them i was like uh let's see what is this thing
i like spent half the thing like googling what it was some guys like I can't
believe he spent half the thing googling
something and I'm like this guy's gotta be new
here
have my comedy
it really is
so you know
it's uh
you know but it's one
of those things you know it doesn't bother me as much as it used to
bother me i'm just like well i get where he's coming from you know he probably just wanted to
see some fun skeletons and world of warcraft and an actual top 10 list instead he's got me googling
about like if infactual is a word i just want to point out for the record that 100% you picked what would be to most people
the premium algorithmic like skeletons on Halloween.
Perfect.
Everyone's looking for that.
You picked the perfect thing.
And if you were a normal top 10, everyone would be pleased.
Now you were like, I'm going to Google a thing. And people were like, put my a normal top 10 everyone would be pleased oh no you were like i'm gonna google a thing and people were like put my immersion in top 10 well the thing is like
i also say that but like the vast majority of people like it like it's still at 98.4 percent
likes out of like 20 000 views so like most people know what they like yeah but then there's still the people just like that uh which is all when everyone every time somebody's just like you know on the on twitter
people have been saying this mean thing really it's just like one person like every time no
matter what it is uh because most people are just like hey nice but the you expect those right
because you put more time and effort
and then you're like yeah i expect them than that one person just being like you know yeah my mom
um did that to me once where she was like on one of your videos someone's like people were saying
stuff about the video and how the video like that kind of thing. And I was like, people were...
So I went to the video and I was like, I can't find what you're talking about.
And then she showed it to me and it was like one person.
And I was like, mom.
It's buried at the bottom.
Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay.
All right.
Stop stressing about that shit.
It's not necessary.
Yeah.
No, it's whatever.
It is part of the business.
It's part of the business. Part of the business. It is part of the business. It's part of the business.
Part of the business.
It's part of the business.
But, you know, that's pretty much been my thing,
making Pointless Top Pens, looking up old shows,
and eating McRibs.
My once-a-year McRibs my once a year McRib at least I'm glad that you got one
I was thinking about it and then totally forgot
so now I'm back on that like oh I probably
should do that
but if I'm going to do it I'm going to get a McDappleberry
you should do that for the 10 year
anniversary episode
that's the worst idea I've ever heard.
That is a genuinely bad idea.
I think it's a great idea.
For everyone watching except for you eating it.
Right, right.
Oh my god, can I just bring up loud cars?
I mean, I hear them in the background sometimes when you when we podcast so
right sure sometimes like i just don't get the appeal of loud cars can somebody that understands
the appeal of loud cars like tell me the appeal because to me like i feel like nobody likes the
loud car people they're just like like is it a primal thing of, like, yeah, the loud noise?
Yes.
100%.
It is a, my car is loud.
I am tough.
Beware of me.
That's what, yeah.
I feel like that's what it's got to be.
Because I don't get, there's, like, no other, I don't, otherwise I don't get it.
Because, like, I'm just not a car person.
And I'm not a loud car person.
So, like, when someone's just, like, I'm just, like, it's just annoying.
I don't like it.
Yeah.
I'm not a big fan of, like, loud car noises, too.
I like a good engine rev.
I like, you know, like, every other American.
I like, you know, a nice car. Butoded american i like you know a nice car but also sometimes
some shits is too loud sometimes they're like that remember that old video where they had the
whistler tips yep i just watched that one like a few months ago yeah that it reminds me of that
and i hate it i hate the whistles go the best part of that video is at the end of the video,
they're just like, they want him to show off the whistle tip thing,
and he proceeds to like swerve into the other lane,
almost hit a mailbox or another car,
then swerve back and blow through a stop sign all in like five seconds.
It was so good.
Oh, man. That was great yeah good definitely go look
that one up again and just even if you just want to see the end i mean watch the whole thing but
pay attention towards the end because that that ending part's so good
also speaking of cars i hate those bright headlights i feel like i've brought this up
before too but it just it happened yesterday we're just driving some guy just like the the
headlights like they're so bright they you're literally like getting like brought into a fourth
dimension like my god how you can't even see you can't even look in the rearview mirror and see
the like very white lights?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
There's normal lights, and there's the ones that are like, I put in halogen light bulbs
or some shit like that.
Yeah, those super high LED crazy light bulbs that you don't need.
You're not out in the wilderness.
I don't get it.
They're so bright, and some cars just have them.
I remember one time a my one headlight
went out i had to get a replace he's like you got those bright ass bulbs and i was like no and he's
like good those are expensive too like i just i hate there should be a like a law set where your
headlights have to be a certain brightness i have to imagine that they're built like the cars are
built that way i I don't know.
I guess maybe people go out of their way to put very bright headlights in,
but that seems like a...
I don't know why you do that unless you live in the Foglands.
That's what I'm saying, but I feel like some people do it anyway.
It's probably the same people that rev their cars real loud.
I have to imagine most people don't.
It's built into their car already.
I have to believe that.
I think it's so weird that people go out of their way to put bright lights in their car.
I mean, there's probably...
I'd say half of them do and half of them don't.
I want to believe better of people.
I don't.
It's definitely would.
So here's the thing.
Like back 10 years ago when I'd rant about this, everyone's like, ah, he's 20 year old kid which i was but now i'm old somewhat i'm about to say not that old you're
still on a podcast with me you'll never you'll always be younger than me remember that that's
true i always will be younger than you that's the thing that's like when you grow up and then
your parents are just always like yeah you're just a kid because like you are always a kid to them even if you're like 70 or 80 and they're
like 90 and 100 there's like you little lady 80 year old exactly so yeah that's the thing
and then it's that's like the cycle of life because now all the 20 year old people are just
like god i'm getting so old and i'm like yeah you're not old but then some 40 year olds like yeah you're not old then the 50 year olds like
yeah i remember 40 i wish i was back there you kid that's my favorite part is like going on
twitter and seeing someone i know who's like 25 be like i wake up and every day have back pain in
my life it's just i'm like get over it like suck Like, suck it up, damn it.
Yeah, start strengthening your trapezius muscles.
Don't make me feel bad for you.
Damn kids.
Yeah, which by the way, I've been back in the gym.
It's been great.
Loving it.
That's good.
Don't get COVID again.
I don't want to.
Just will that into existence.
I don't want to. I don't want to. Just will that into existence. I don't want to.
I don't want to.
But hey, you know what else is healthy?
Like eating, like weightlifting?
Eating good food.
Boy, screw that one up.
There you go.
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I was like, traffic out there.
Oh, God, hello.
We're in the traffic, and we are flying over the traffic.
I see it with my eyes.
It is being seen.
Traffic.
Traffic is what it is.
And what it is
is traffic.
Back to you.
I didn't know we changed our weatherman
to be an old wizard.
Yeah, that was just a weekly thing.
I think he just teleported into the chopper copter.
Yeah, he came in and, like, dropped a cryptic riddle about traffic and vanished.
He's like, traffic is as traffic does.
And you're like, what does that mean?
Somebody can figure it out.
Somebody out there right now is like, actually, that's a code that unlocks a secret diamond chamber.
Like, oh, okay.
That's the traffic.
All right, let's go to weather.
Weather.
Uh-huh.
Let's see.
Take a look at some weather suggestions.
We've got me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I don't think that's a real place.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Let me back it up here.
Here we go.
Someone said, weather request for Vals, Switzerland.
My wife and I will be honeymooning there next week.
V-A-L-S.
Vals, Switzerland, or Vals Grabunden, Switzerland.
Nine degrees Fahrenheit.
Oh, wow, that's cold there.
Wait, are we on Fahrenheit or are we on Celsius?
I don't know.
You're the one reading it.
Hold on. We might be on the wrong one. We might be on the non-Mer on Celsius? I don't know. You're the one reading it. Hold on.
We might be on the wrong one.
We might be on the non-America temperatures.
Let me make sure.
Okay, yeah, we are.
I want my freedom units.
All right, here we are.
49 degrees, partly cloudy.
60 degrees during the day.
46 at night.
You got your highs at 60.
Your humidity is at 70%.
Your pressure is at 30.24
inches visibility 10 miles winds at 4 miles an hour dew point 39 uv index 0 of 10 with a moon
phase of waxing crescent 703 a.m sunrise 509 p.m sunset taking a look at the 10-day. You got 60. You got Tuesday
is 51 with showers.
Wednesday's cloudy, 49.
Thursday, 49 showers.
Friday, 40 with snow.
Saturday, 43 partly
cloudy. Sunday, rain, snow, showers, 49.
Monday, AM, snow, showers,
48 degrees.
Looks like it's already winter over there.
Wowee.
It is November. We're's already a winter over there. Wowee. Yeah, I mean, it is November, right?
We're there.
We're almost there.
That's true.
Wow, that place looks crazy.
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now, and there's a lot of amazing stuff there,
but I'll be real with you.
There is a place called Villa Valls.
It's like a villa. Villa Valls? Villa Valls. Villa Valls. Villa Like it's a Villa
Villa Valls
Villa Valls
Just a villa
Villa Valls
And it's literally a home
Built into the side of a mountain
And it looks incredible
Oh my god
It's so cool looking
And
I'm sure there are other things to do there
But that's the one thing I saw
And I've been looking at this thing
The entire time.
It's incredible.
Yeah, this is like...
There's some crazy architecture here.
Yeah, I love that.
They got...
There's Ghani's Restaurant.
It's got a 4.9.
Ghani's Restaurant.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
Wait, this is like a shack.
Not a shack, but like a cabin.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
He's looking out into the mountains there.
You said look at this, and I went to go see if you sent me a link,
and it still has the Encore barbecue rib thing there.
Hold on.
Let me send this one.
There you go.
Look at this.
All right, Ghani.
Oh, wait.
That's the thing.
Ghani.
Ghani.
Oh, I see that.
Yeah.
See, it's like a cabin shack.
It does look like a little cabin shack.
In fact, what's crazy about it is the food when you
click you actually go look at it the food the very first image of food is from the kitchen
and it literally looks like something your mom would just be making yeah it looks like it doesn't
look like fancy at all but but you know it tastes good as you scroll down yeah you can see some of the food they serve and
it looks like good old home cooking i'm here for that but it does look like a shack this looks like
some dude's little shack and then you just eat it like looking out over the mountains
oh my god there's this one photo it's like further down from january 2021 and it is snow
everywhere and then like a bowl of soup and what appears to be a salad,
and I know that would slap.
That would hit the spot.
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes all I need is a bowl of soup and salad.
No doubt.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
That was the other restaurant I saw.
Man, there's nothing.
I'm looking at this.
There is nothing around this.
Like, this is a shack.
And then for miles mountains.
I don't see anything else.
Oh, yeah.
I don't see anything.
This would be amazing.
What is...
Do people go skiing here and stuff or what?
I would have to believe so, right?
There has to be skiing.
Yeah, there's got to be skiing.
It looks like there's some sort of snow sport thing happening over at the Burgerstrandstad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So where that Ghani is?
Yeah.
Ghani's right next to a place called Lais.
Lais?
Probably isn't called Lais, but that looks like another restaurant or a hotel maybe.
And it's right next to the Hotel Steinbach Wals and Hostel Walshof and Alpenrose.
And so I guess this one area is like, it looks very touristy.
Oh, yeah, it looks very touristy.
Oh, yeah, it does.
Which, I mean, it explains why they're going there on a honeymoon.
Yeah, lots of Airbnb, not Airbnbs, B&Bs are there.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Look at this one.
They got the five horn blowers of the apocalypse.
It really is a restaurant.
There's just five dudes outside blowing horns, and I'm here for it.
They had one of those at an Oktoberfest I went to, and they'd be like, they'd play these horns for a wedding or a celebration or a funeral or just major events.
And then he was just like.
Yeah. a celebration or a funeral or just major events and then he was just like yeah it was great yeah it's like um there's a there's a it very clearly there's wow that is the most european image i've ever seen you scroll down that page
there is like a hundred people in winter coats Laying out in the sun
And I just want to say that's the most European shit
I've ever seen in my entire life
Oh yeah I see it
That is extremely European
Yeah
Very but with that said
The amount of
Like I'm trying to figure out what this restaurant
Serves but
I'm seeing a lot of plates that literally are like a place for a beer and then a bunch of cured meats, pickles, cheese, maybe capers and bread.
And I'm thinking to myself, that sounds delicious.
Oh, yeah.
A hundred percent.
Like, look.
Yeah, man.
These plates they have.
They got like pickle slices and some meats and, like, some onions and things.
Man, that would be good.
I'm a big fan of a nice charcuterie.
Oh, yeah, I love a good charcuterie.
Ooh, what is this?
Oh, wow, they got, like, a bone marrow.
You know what?
This place, all of it looks good.
I have to imagine it's all some of that very hearty, but also chill food.
So it's like, hey, man, we climbed a mountain today.
Let's go get drunk and eat some meat.
Oh, yeah.
That's got to be it.
Like our ancestors.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Wait, hold on.
Look at this place.
This is like some Michelin star stuff.
The Boonder Strobe.
Yo, this does look good.
Whoa!
That is wild looking.
That is a Michelin star thing.
That has the vibe of like, our portions are very small because it was crafted by a tiny immigrant.
Put it together in the back room after training for five centuries under a dojo master.
It looks like that.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
It looks delicious, though.
I'd eat that up in a heartbeat.
It's probably 8,000.
My God.
If you scroll down far enough, they made a dessert that is one of the horns.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I see that.
Shut up.
That looks delicious.
That's amazing.
That's probably made out of chocolate.
Or maybe it's not even a dessert.
I don't know what that is. It not even a dessert. I don't know what that...
Like, it could be a soup.
I don't know.
The horn looks like a dessert, but then the thing next to it looks like...
I don't even know.
Like fish?
I can't tell.
It's like a seaweed fish with like a tomato?
Maybe, yeah.
Maybe like a little dollop of something.
Crazy.
Meanwhile, I found the menu, and I'm going to let you know.
Not helpful.
Halep of something crazy.
Meanwhile, I found the menu, and I'm going to let you know, not helpful.
It's like alpacasa nuggets.
Oh, polenta chips is English?
Okay, great.
Pasticcane soup.
Valsalam.
Gemmesufulung.
Don't know what that is.
Oh, they've got transits, and Weissen sauce.
Oh, well, of course, Weissen sauce, obviously.
My favorite part is polenta chips.
English is shit.
Oh, yeah.
Hilarious.
And nuggets.
The word nugget, very English. I love that.
Nuggets.
Everyone knows a nugget.
If I hear nuggets, I just think of chicken nuggets anytime.
Yeah.
But again, this is street view for this restaurant is like if you turn left, there's a hotel.
And then if you look straight out from the restaurant, there's a mountain.
And if you turn right, there's nothing there except more mountain.
Oh, yeah.
This is clearly a one-way.
You found the hotel in the middle of the mountains, and then this beautiful, amazing restaurant is nearby.
Yeah.
Crazy.
That's the weather.
All right.
Let's go to sports.
Sports.
Welcome to the sports desk.
We have sports.
So, over in, we'll start
baseball, World Series,
Phillies, and Astros.
And it's tied at one apiece, so that means it's down to a
best of five.
We'll see who wins that one.
Over in the NFL,
we had a lot of football games.
We had the Ravens beat the Buccaneers.
We had the Broncos beat the Jaguars in London.
We had the Dolphins beat the Lions.
Falcons beat the Panthers.
Vikings beat the Cardinals.
Cowboys beat the Bears.
Saints beat the Raiders.
Eagles beat the Steelers.
Jets lost to the Patriots. Titans beat the Texans. Seahawks beat the Giants. Commanders beat the Colts. Or I guess today, technically.
Yep.
Then, over in hockey, check out the hockey standings.
We currently have the New Jersey Devils and the New York Rangers tied in hockey. Check out the hockey standings. We currently have the New Jersey Devils and the New York
Rangers tied in first. That's a wacky one.
You got the Boston
Bruins at 8-1.
16 points atop the Atlanta.
Probably the best team in hockey right now.
You got the
Dallas Stars and Winnipeg
in first. The Blackhawks right behind
them. I don't know how that happened.
They were supposed to be the worst team in the hockey this year.
And then the Vegas Golden Knights, 8-2-0 at 16 points.
So they're just one loss worse than the Bruins.
So also pretty good still.
And it's hockey.
And finally, we had basketball.
Take a look at the standings.
The Bucs at the top of the East,
5-0 at the Cavs, 5-1.
Celtics and the Hawks, 4-2.
And then a bunch of teams at
three wins, and the Nets and the
Magic in last place, which is funny because
the Nets are supposed to be really good, and they're
1-5.
And in the West,
you got the Trailblazers and the Suns
at 5-1. Trailblazers, surprise over there.
You got the Spurs 5-2.
They're supposed to be bad.
They're doing great.
You got the Jazz 5-2.
They're supposed to be bad.
They're doing great.
Although a lot of times these teams fall off as the season goes on.
And then a bunch of teams at four wins.
And at the bottom, you got the Kings, the Lakers, and the Rockets.
The Lakers winning their first game of the season today,
and they are now 1-5 after they lost every preseason game
and every game up until now.
So, Lakers.
Lakers.
And that's sports.
All right.
Well, it's that time for our fact of the day.
Fact of the day. of the day day day day um here we are yeah yeah you like had to rev up there for a moment yep uh this one kind of ties into what we were talking about
uh but i feel like we've talked about this but maybe it was something else it says space
partly smells like diesel fuel and barbecue i feel like we know that from somewhere but also
how does anyone know that i don't know but But I feel like we heard something about that before.
So I'm going to do a different one.
Okay.
Oh, there we go.
McDonald's once had bubble gum flavored broccoli.
What the shit?
This was done as an attempt to make kids enjoy eating vegetables.
However, the strange method failed for obvious reasons.
You don't say.
McDonald's broccoli gum.
Oh yeah, look at that. They actually did.
That's
weird.
That does sound weird. So what, wait,
what was the...
I'm so confused.
It wasn't sold in America, right?
I can't imagine it was.
Let's see.
It doesn't say where it happened at.
Or if it, like, occurred.
Or if they even, like, did it.
Or if it was just, like, a test run or something.
Yeah, it looks like there's an article from 2014
where they're talking about how
they attempted to make it gum- and they tested on kids and it says kids were confused.
I'd be confused.
Like bubble gum flavored broccoli.
Like of all things, why bubble gum?
Yeah, I don't know.
broccoli like of all things why why bubble gum yeah i don't know but it's weird because it makes it seem like they tried to make it happen and they tried to give it to people but
at the same time i don't there was yeah it says there was an attempt to sell it but i'm so confused
did they try it or did they give it to kids
And the kids were like this sucked and they never sold it
It's gotta be either that or they probably
Sold it at like a few locations
Or like very specific or something
I guess
I never heard of it
That's like when
Someone was like what if we make ketchup purple
Oh yeah I remember that
You're like what the hell
Are you thinking that kids will love it I was like that's the grossest color you could pick ketchup purple oh yeah I remember that you're like what the hell are you
thinking like kids will love it I was like that's the grossest color you could
pick now to be fair I did buy the green ketchup all right green is different
green has like a like it could be a chili verde kind of situation you know
what I mean like green is a color that we see on food frequently purple not so
much but that's just like oh, it's wacky
It's just a different color. They just put food dye in it or whatever. Yeah, let's they shouldn't have to do that
This is like straight up. We changed how a food tastes
It is worse it is considerably worse you're right
That's well. I feel like there's so many better options they could have done instead of bubble gum.
Right.
I mean, you're not wrong.
Like, I don't know.
Just just something that is like bubble gum just makes me even think of like medicine.
Because I was used to have like antibiotic bubble gum medicine.
You know that one?
Yeah. Like, I just think of medicine of medicine like let's pick something else this isn't medicine related too late too late too late they failed too late yep it already happened that's your fact of the
day all right what is our big news story of the day big news story of the day y'all right there yeah i'm gonna okay um loaf saber
california baker crafts life-sized han solo out of bread well now i gotta google this
hold on here we go Bread solo
They got a picture of it
There it is
This is like when someone makes something out of butter
And you think to yourself why
This is the exact same vibe
Han Solo may be a hunk
But Pan Solo
Is a hunk of bread
Get the shit out of here
I hate these article openings.
Stop it.
That's terrible.
And I feel like they spend at least 50% of their writing time just trying to make up an opening.
You know they workshopped that.
They thought they were so clever.
That's what a bakery in the San Francisco Bay Area has dubbed its six-foot bread sculpture of the Star Wars
character as he appeared after being frozen in carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back.
Hannah Lee Pervin and her mother, Catherine Pervin, co-owners of One House Bakery in
Benicia, California, spent weeks molding, baking, and assembling the life-size sculpture using wood
and two types of dough, including a type of yeastless dough with a higher
sugar content that will last longer the two worked at night after the day's business was done the
lovingly crafted details show han solo's anguish face and his hands straining to reach out hannity
said i mean it does show that yeah it does show that it's true annalee said she might have gotten a bit obsessed quote mom made
me leave it because i was obsessing over the lips hannah lee pervin told the new york times she was
like you need to walk away creating pan solo or pond solo i don't know was particularly meaningful
she told the paper because she contracted covet in jan January 2021 and lost much of her senses of smell and taste.
Look at that.
We're tying it back into the circle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So just to find a joy in a different part of food is really important, she said.
The sculpture is now on display outside of the bakery located about a half hour's drive north of San Francisco.
Ban Solo is the bakery's entry
in the annual downtown benicia main street scarecrow contest public will get the vote
on their favorites from among more than two dozen creations entered by local businesses
pervins who are big science fiction and fantasy fans entered another star wars theme creation in
2020 featuring the mandalorian and baby. Unfortunately, Pan Solo won't last
forever. The dough eventually will be
composted, not eaten.
So as a wise Jedi might
warn, don't use
the forks, Luke.
I've never hated an article before.
I've never hated any...
They couldn't even just leave it at the intro. They had to just bring it full circle. I've never hated any. Yeah.
They couldn't even just leave it at the intro.
They had to, like, just bring it full circle.
Yeah. You know what?
That sucked is what it did.
I will say it doesn't.
I don't know.
Bread is a relative term.
It doesn't look like any bread I've ever seen before.
It looks like dough.
Certainly.
It does look like dough, yeah.
But it definitely doesn't look like bread.
No.
And also, why don't they call it
Han Solo?
Yeah, I don't...
Pan
Pan Solo?
I don't know.
Han Solo.
Yeah, you'd think
Han Solo would have been better
Yeah well it's Han Solo
I guess whatever the case may be
It's interesting I mean it does look like
Han Solo the problem is
Is it it looks like
Han Solo like got
Caught in wax or some shit
Like he's like help me I'm stuck
It does
It's like I will say i went to their website
and i saw they had online ordering i was like oh i wonder how everything sold out every so
whatever they did here they clearly made the you know enough sales that it paid off in the long
run so good on them oh my god look at this at this. They made a Game of Thrones chair.
Out of baguettes? I love that.
And it's Game of Scones, apparently.
Hilarious, but it's baguettes.
Yeah, but it's baguettes.
If it was scones, you should have made some scones.
Yeah, they're just doing the bread pun,
but you can't just do that and then have a full baguette chair.
You can't just do a bread pun.
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, so get better at your puns, is what we're saying.
Also, I don't know where Benicia, California is.
Where is that?
Whoa.
Okay, that's north of San Francisco.
Gotcha.
Ah, yeah, it's up north.
Yeah.
I was like, I've never heard of that.
Where is that at?
It's between San Francisco and Sacramento, so there you go.
There you go.
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