Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 400 - 400 Episodes of Complete Professionalism

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

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This is Trend Dog in the morning. In the morning. Broadcasting live, live, hello. Oh, hello. Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Cox and Credo in the morning. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. You sounded much more like, oh, I didn't even know we were on a podcast. Oh, half the time I probably don't.

Oh, hello. Did you know we're on episode 400? I am aware. Somehow I'm aware. Yeah, it's been 400. 400 of these. Some might say 400 too many. Well, I guess technically we haven't done the 400th yet like this. It's in progress, but like we're doing it.

You know what? I'm starting to feel our age, dude. I need to let you know all this time that i've been giving you crap about going and working out yeah and uh getting hurt yesterday went to the gym did something on my back dude did something on my back i haven't been able to sit down right in a day and a half oh man this is this is a weird turn of events i know i don't know what I did. Today, the worst part is today I had to get up and do a stream with the cast of Final Fantasy XVI. And while I loved them and I loved everyone who came to watch, people in chat were like, Jesse seems like he's really stressed out.

No, that was me trying to hide the enormous amount of back pain. People were like, Jesse, make sure to drink water. You look like you're stressing, dude. I'm like, oh, I mean, I'm stressing, all right. I'm stressing. Oh, yeah. No, yeah, that's the worst. When you got, like, back pain or, you know, pelvic floor issues or you got your concussed heads throbbing, right?

And then you just show up like, what's up, gamers? And then everyone's like, he's a little off. And you're just like, bleh. If I told you how off I was, you guys would be like what's up gamers and then everyone's like it's a little off and you're just like if i told you how off i was you guys would be like go go away and i'm like i can't do that yeah i uh man i can't sitting hurts um laying down on my back hurts so it's side or stomach and even then i'm just like oh man, man. Yesterday, I took a bunch of Tylenol and laid down all day. The minute I got back at like 11-something, I was in bed all day yesterday. I didn't move. I think half the time I was either watching something on my phone or the other half the time sleeping. And then eventually I was like, I got to just knock myself out.

And I took some delightful edibles. Shout out to drugs, I guess. And I was out, conked out. And that was the best sleep I've had. But I woke up today and I was like, oh, I feel better. And then I got up and it was like, I was like, oh. I got up, and it was like, I was like, oh. So then I hobbled to the shower and stayed in the shower for a long time.

Be like, come on, warm water. Help me out. And then I got my meat tenderizing gun, whatever the hell that thing's called. And I was just like on my back like, come on, please. God, I got to do stuff today. And then I was like, nope. All right. Got to go.

So I came to the office. I sat down. I was feeling fine. Maybe because I was numbed out. I don't know. I was feeling fine. And then about an hour into the stream, I was like, oh, no. Oh, that's tingling in a way it probably shouldn't.

So, yeah, it's been a real treat, a real treat. Tingling in a way it probably shouldn't is. I mean, that's the best way I can describe it. There's like a pain, but the pain isn't as bad as it could be because I'm pretty sure I'm numbed out for some reason. I don't think it's probably good, but it definitely hurts. But I'm like, you know what? It's kind of like just a little tingle now, so that's fine fine but i can't move in any sort of real way at the moment i mean that's what happens right at first you're like oh and then it slowly progresses and then you just hit that point

where like i just want to be normal right like even with my my neck it would be like day one i remember when i strained my neck i was just like i tried to go for a walk i was like nope came through that i was sat in nope, can't do that. So I just sat in the chair and that was when Classic Wrath came out and I was just sitting in my chair all day playing Classic Wrath. I may as well just had a neck brace on. I wish I could do that. I was thinking like, what if I went back and I sat on the couch and like played on my PlayStation and like did nothing. No, I couldn't do that. I can't. I'm going to, the minute we're done here, I'm going to go back home, go into my bed,

and just lay there and pray tomorrow I'm fine. Man, that's my daily life. See, it sucks. It's not good. It's very, very not good. I just didn't. I got like cocky It's stupid I was like I can do this

I can do this wait This is fine And I couldn't I mean I did And I was fine And then as I was driving home I was like something's wrong Something's not right

And then the rest of the day I was like What did you do? I was not right. And then the rest of the day I was like, oh. What did you do? Oh, I was just like straight up doing bench presses. Okay. And everything was fine. And you would think that would be a chest thing. Right. I don't know what I did.

I don't know if it was when I was putting the weights back. Well, I can't explain to you what I did. But it was after that moment. And it might have happened earlier. Like, it could have happened when I was on a machine. Like, I honestly don't know. But it was at that moment where I felt something was off. And I was like, all right, well, I got it.

You know what? I should probably stop then and just work on, like, leg stuff. And I'm not going to. And then I was driving home. I was just like, eee. I was like, oh, what? It got me. Your back's just making those actual noises.

It was. I mean, it didn't make noise. If that's the noise it was going to make, it would make that noise. Like, it was just deflating. Like, just, I don't know what was going on. But it sucks, dude. I will never give you shit again. It's unpleasant.

That's what I've been saying. I've been doing this for years. You're joining the club now. Yeah, well, I don't like this club. This club sucks ass. I'm not a fan of it. I don't want to be involved. I don't want in it or around it.

Yeah, that's why I stopped lifting heavier weight. I stopped trying to be like, I got a bulk. I'm just in maintenance mode. I show up. I'm like, you know what? could maybe add on like another 2.5 pounds to that like all right there we go good i'm done uh you know i i do my different body parts every day you know stay in check and then just uh just keep doing that i'm just i'm working out to be healthy best way i mean i should get on i should get on that train but i have you ever like just really liked hamburgers though yeah yeah all right so you get a hamburger well the hamburger itself usually isn't the problem it's usually like you get fries

you like a milkshake you like yeah when you do that yeah yeah that's delicious yeah you do um so yeah that's i know how that feels you know you got the just get all the pains really i feel like it's the the perfect thing for episode 400 yeah 400 feel like 400 yeah um well i gotta tell you my story about the my my cookout thing i went to oh okay go to this cookout thing it's like a friend my one friend his family always throws the cookout right uh and they always invite everybody they know to it people come and go throughout the the day so we're like all right we'll go there's me and toaster woman went and then we were just sitting at a table, and my friend came over.

He's like, hey, how's it going? We're like, hey, what's up? And he was talking about how he went to Colorado, and he's like, yeah, I had a great time and whatever. And then these two old people come over. All right? The one of them looks like, I would describe him as like your dad okay with yeah I don't know just maybe it's just your dad so my dad shows up to this yeah you know he likes to

travel yeah and then his wife is with him and she sits down she just looks like a standard like she looks like she'd be an english teacher okay i i see a question yeah curly brown hair or no curly blonde hair all right i was pretty close i was pretty close to my english teachers yeah she had like a turtleneck very like put together with the turtleneck did she have a really long sort of beaded necklace uh uh i don't think she did oh she had to have had a necklace with that she might she's an english teacher there's a necklace with that turtleneck yeah it's possible i may have just blocked it out so anyway they sit down and the because all the other tables are like full of people i guess ours is like one of the okay i was gonna ask why they decided to sit down

with you of all of all, why they chose you. Really, there was nothing else open. Gotcha, understood. Yeah, so they sit down, and then they're just like, oh, hey, kids. And then we're like, oh, hey. And then he's like, what are you talking about? We were like, oh, my friend just went on a trip

and like all this stuff. And he's like, oh, yeah, we like traveling, but you see that Turtles movie? And then... Wait, what? Yeah, he's like, you see that Turtles movie? And then... Wait, what? Yeah, he's like, you see that Turtles movie? And we were like, Turtles? Like Ninja Turtles?

And he's like, yeah, like Ninja Turtles, you know. And so my friend was like, I think my brother saw. He said it was pretty good. And he was like, yeah, I love the Turtles, man, in the 80s. I love the Turtles. the 80s i love the turtles and wait how old was this dude hold on hold on this guy can't be that old he's like late 50s okay all right i'm trying to think like he loves the turtles in the 80s so maybe he was born in like 1970 maybe yeah i guess that checks out yeah yeah i think it probably matches up there so anyway he's like

yeah turtles and we're like okay uh and then my friend was just like oh but i like spongebob and all this then we were talking about spongebob and his wife was so bored she was just waiting for other old people to show up and then the other old people did show up i missed them on their friends because they're like oh hey lynn and they're like oh hey deborah then like and they just start talking and then the old guy he looks like he doesn't care about the old people he feel i think he tries to relate more to the younger people right and so he was just like in colorado you smoke any pot he's like hey you do that then my friend was like oh yeah i had some and then he was like oh yeah i love pot and then his wife just looks over like uh yeah and then the other two people

sat down were like oh yeah they just keep talking and then they start talking about traveling. And then she's like, I went to New York. And, you know, I've been all over. And then our son and daughter, you know, our daughter, she's in New York. So I had to keep going there. She just had a baby. And, like, I got pictures. And then she's, like, showing pictures to everybody. And then they're like, and our son, he's, like, marrying this girl.

And they're getting married in japan because she's from japan and so they're like oh that's very cool how's japan whatever and then the old guy swear to god maybe one of the craziest quotes he just busted it out he's just like you know when i was talking to her she said said that Japan's got a population problem. And the thing is, if somebody wants to go over there, they can go there and try to repopulate. So if God forbid something happens to my beautiful wife, I could go meet a Japanese woman and live there and just try to populate the country. And everyone just looked at him like, what? You just bust this out of nowhere.

But it didn't surprise me because leading up to this, I was like, this guy's a little crazy. This man is like my dad. In fact, he's like me too. I'll be honest. I definitely have in the past said something like this while dating a person directly in their face. If something should ever happen, I would definitely sleep with that person. Don't do that, kids. Don't be like me. That's what I'm saying. This man, he might have just been a great relative.

Are you sure he wasn't me from the future? It's possible. A different timeline, but the same timeline. Yeah, he just came to see you. Like, dude dude let me tell you if i had to go to japan i'd knock everybody up everyone's getting preggers if i go to japan let me tell you so yeah he was he gave that that quote and then uh yeah that was really the it that was that was really the it i don't know what i said that was really it that was like his main thing and then i was like well we gotta get going so we'll see you later and uh we did

leave but i was like that is some that is some grade a podcast material i love that guy that guy and i i would have fun there with that dude you probably would have he and i would have kept up i would be like another drink, dude? I got you. Oh, yeah. And then I wrote down something else. It was about... I think it was Starbucks? It might have been Starbucks. It was some, like, coffee place.

And all I heard the person say back there is they were like, you want to know what the hardest thing to make is? The tea. What? Yeah, they were like, the hardest thing to make is the tea what yeah they're like the hardest thing to make is the hot tea and i was like wait what but i i was thinking about it and i was like maybe it's because you have to like steep it and then if you over steep it's bad if you under steep you have to like keep the timer and you're like doing everything else like maybe that's why but then you just like have a timer but i guess maybe you don't have time to set the timer because you're busy like i don't know yeah the tea i mean most of the time they just pour the hot water in with the bag and then hand it to you yeah so like i've

been to starbucks they don't give a damn about the tea they're like all right your tea's done yeah so i was like i don't know i don't know why they're talking about that because yeah I thought the same thing they just pour it in like you steep it yourself idiot you're like okay uh so oh no I wrote that down so it's weird and it is weird it is yes and uh let's see anything else crazy happen this week? I don't think so. Well, it is episode 400. It is. And I think we owe the audience some good stuff.

Some very good stuff. Yep. And I figure we should do a callback to something that we've done in the past. Yeah. And that, my friends, is Cosmopolitan Magazine. Oh, boy. A classic. A classic.

Here's the thing. 400 episodes. Yep. We're about to call ourselves out right now, dude. 400 episodes. Cosmo has a quiz, I think, just for us. Oh, boy. Take this couple's quiz to learn how well you know your partner.

Oh, boy. All right. And so we have several questions here that I think the two of us can answer together. Yep. And the first question is, oh, boy, this is going to be rough. Great. What's your partner's all-time favorite animal? For you, sloth.

Easy. Winner. I don't know. See, like sloth is the thing. What? You can't tell me it's not your favorite. Okay. All right.

All right. All right. Sloth is the thing people always compare me to That doesn't mean it's my favorite Well, what is your favorite? Help me, teach me I feel like we had this thing before It's probably either A squirrel or a skunk Okay

Yep, those are two very different things But okay Alright, well then what do you think my favorite is? Let's see. Your favorite animal, it's probably just like a dog. A dog? My favorite is just a dog? All right, okay.

No way. My favorite animal is like a... Or it's going to be some crazy shit. Yeah, like a platypus. Yeah. I love a good platypus. Alright, okay. See, we're learning stuff about each other. This is wonderful. Probably stuff we should have known,

but here we are. Yep. What is your favorite movie? What is my favorite movie? I'm asking you, what is my favorite movie? What is your favorite movie? I'm asking you, what is my favorite movie? What was your favorite movie? Probably The Rock. Wow.

This man knows what's up. It is one of my favorites. Absolutely. I don't know that I have a favorite favorite, but that's up there for sure. Yeah. I just know you got that one on VHS. For you, first off, it was DVD. It wasn on VHS For you First off it was DVD Wasn't VHS

Not that old For you Oh boy Your favorite movie Here's the thing Normally I'd go for a David Lynch film Right But I don't believe that

I would say your favorite movie is... Oh, boy. I'm going to take a wild swing. Mm-hmm. Your favorite movie is, in fact, the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I'd say it's up there, but I don't think it'd be my favorite.

Oh, okay. All right. What is your favorite? I probably got a few favorites, but they're all kind of the same, which is pretty much any of the top Studio Ghibli movies. Gotcha. Okay. I should have guessed that.

I should have guessed it. I should have guessed it. They're all great. Very cozy. You got Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle. Yeah, that's a winner. Kiki's Delivery, and Princess Mononoke. Those four.

Okay. Top tier. Yep. Yep, yep, yep. All right, next question. What is the best place you've ever traveled to? For you, I'm going to say Wisconsin. No, I wouldn't

say it's the best place. What's the best place you ever traveled to? I'd probably say See, it's kind of too generic of a question. Are we talking like states? Are we talking like states? What's the best place? The best place you've ever traveled to?

I mean, if we're saying places, I could be like, oh, the gym. That's what I mean. That's the most Crandor answer I've ever heard. The gym is pretty awesome. The best place I've gone is the gym because it helps me to live a better life. I'm over here like Machu Picchu when I climbed the mountains. What an

amazing time. And you're like, the gym down the street's pretty good. I mean, in terms of like traveling on an airplane somewhere, I'd say I like San Antonio. Okay. Alright. San Antonio feels like a town you would enjoy. I get that. Yeah, I liked it. It was pretty good.

You know, Boston was a little too old. Uh, I like Boston, but it was a little too old for me. Too old? I don't like that. I don't like that. The like old-timey East Coast towns are always like, every house is like, There's like ghosts living there and shit. There's like water. Everybody's just like, Hey, and shit there's like water everybody's just like

hey what the fuck's going on they're just yelling i don't like the vibe i like it it's honest when they yell at you you know what they're thinking they're not like bsing you know what i mean they're not like la people smile at you and be like what a piece of shit well yeah that's why i don't like la in boston they're like get out of the way, you big piece of shit. I'll run you over and kill you, dog. You're like, all right, I know where this guy's coming from. That was literally, I think it was Boston. We had that security guard.

He's like, where are you going? And we're like, over here. And he's like, okay. He was yelling at us. We told him what was up, and he was like, all right, cool. Yeah, I like the honesty. I'm just saying the vibes overall. I'm kind of like, whatever.

London was cool. Like, the UK. I don't think I'd want to live there, but it was cool to visit. Oh, I want to live there so bad. I like, if I could, I'd move to the UK in a heartbeat. I'd love it. Damn. It's too expensive. I couldn't actually ever do it. Damn. It's too expensive.

I couldn't actually ever do it. But like, you know, if I ever become a millionaire, I might one day be like, me, Jesse Cokes, broadcasting from London. Yeah. So yeah. There you go. Okay. Here's a good one.

I feel like we can answer this. Does your partner consider themselves introverted or extroverted? I'm going to say you consider yourself introverted. See, I used to, but I'd say I'm more ambiverted now. There was only two options. It wasn't ambiverted. Well, it should be an option. Well, there's only two options. It wasn't ambiverted. Well, it should be an option. Well, there's only two options.

You're either introverted or extroverted. Which one are you? Well, not everything is just the, well, you know, one or two peanut butter jelly black or white, right? That's what it is right now. In this scenario, it's black and white. Introverted, extroverted. I used to think I was more introverted, but then

I realized I'm more ambiverted because I do enjoy doing extroverted things. And I do going out and socializing and being around people. But I only like it for so long. You just said that you like going to the gym. It was your favorite place. Yes. So, I mean, you can be an introvert at the gym, but you can be an extrovert at the gym. I guess you're right. I guess you're correct. Which is why I'm ambiverted.

at the gym i guess you're right i guess which is why i'm ambiverting i like i've said it but i like being around people a lot of the times but i don't like really like talking to people that much like if it's like one person like when i go to the gym i know like a couple of the trainers there so like when i'm working out they'll just be like hey you play uh balder's gate and i'm like yeah it's pretty fun they're like i think i was gonna get it and i'm like yeah you should get it it's pretty cool and they're like all right and then i like to get it. And I'm like, yeah, you should get it. It's pretty cool. And they're like, all right. And then I like go about my thing. Wait, do they know you as like internet guy? Yes, they do. Everyone at the gym is like, yo, that's Crandor.

Not everybody, but there's a couple. And so they're always just like, you play this game? Should I get it? So they always just ask that. I'm like, yeah or no. Do they watch your stuff? Yeah, the one guy watched, but he's like, I don't really watch World of

Warcraft stuff, so I don't watch a lot of that. He's like, I watched your Diablo video and I watched some of the Blood Bowl things. I was like, nice. That's cool. Yeah. That's neat. Yeah. But at least he's smart not to waste his time on Warcraft.

Yeah, but I mean, at least he's not a League of Legends player. So it's, oh, that's good. But like, that's the thing. It's like, I'm not there and I'm not like, oh, God, I got to talk to these people. I'm like, yo, what's up? Like, I'm just, but I don't want to talk for too long is the other thing. Like, I feel like someone like you, you could talk for like 10 years. That is true. But me, I'm just, but I don't want to talk for too long. It was the other thing. Like, I feel like someone like you, you could talk for like 10 years.

That is true. But me, I'm just like, I'll hit a point. I'm like, man, I really have to just not talk right now. So yeah.

All right. I don't know. And go, like I go play Warhammer with my friends and it's fun. But after, listen, after like a three or four hour game, I'm like,

I want to just go be alone. But then I have a friend there who's extroverted, like extremely extroverted. He's like, yo, you guys want to do something else? game i'm like i want to just go be alone but then i have a friend there who's extroverted like extremely extroverted he's like yo you guys want to do something else and i'm like no i'm going home yeah i think it's pretty obvious i'm extroverted so it's not even a tough question for you yes um yep all right what are your significant others' vices? What are my vices? Isn't that just like... I know what a vice is, but I'm also making sure I know what a vice is. That's fine.

You can Google it. Yeah, okay. That's what I thought. Working. My vice is working? That's true. That is a vice but overworking overworking is definitely a vice i do have many others though unfortunately uh let's see that's the main one i've got a lot of vices um let's see how about

not responding to messages in a timely fashion? Yeah, that's one of them. That sounds right. Yeah. Those are probably two main ones. That's real about it. Those are probably two main ones. For you, vices, time management.

Oh, yeah, 100%. Everybody knows I run on Kren time. Yeah, Kren time is its own thing. You just get used to it. The best part is I always, every time someone schedules us together in something, they're always like, yo, when's Krender going to show up? And I'm like, when did you tell him to come? They're like, 5.30.

I'm like, you should have said 5 o'clock, dummy. You should have said 5. Literally everybody I know, like every time I'll, like Sinvicto was just like, you want to play Pokemon? I was like, yeah, I should be at like 9. He's like, all right, 10.30, got it. And then even in real life, they're like, let's play our, we're going to meet up for Warhammer at like 6.30. And I was like, all right, sounds good. And they're like, oh, wait, I mean like 5.45, 5.45.

And they do like a little wink face. I was like, you can't fool me. Yeah, I always have to be like, why'd you tell him the real time? You gotta tell him like 30 minutes in advance. Exactly. He'll show up right on time. You guys will be so thankful. Yeah, so it definitely is one of my weak points

right there, yep. All right. let's go to, oh, wow, I don't think I would ever know this one. What's your partner's go-to karaoke song? Oh, man. We can just share it. I feel like we can share it. There's no way I could guess yours in a million years. I don't know if I can guess yours.

I don't think you could at all. No. What is yours? Mine? Mine? So I love karaoke, but only when I could do something way above my normal octave. Because at that point, I'm drunk, and I'm like, let's get crazy. So I believe in a thing called love.

I can see that. Me? I feel like I'd want to do the crazy, maybe the bassy songs. No, you know what I'd do? I'd do like The worst part is, is even though you spoke absolute gibberish, I knew exactly what you meant. Although I have to be honest,

imagine a bar full of a bunch of drunks and you'd just be like That'd be so, people would be like crying. Like, why? Why would you do that to a bar full of drunks? No, we got to get you doing like Elvis. Yeah, bro. Cold little trail.

And I got to get up. Like, yeah, we need you to do that. Oh, meatloaf. You know what? I can do meatloaf. I could do, but I won't do that. Yeah. I'd probably go crazy.

I'd be like System of a Down. Oh, I would love to hear you sing System of a Down. I love how I can do the like, I can do those like, you just got to do the twangy voice and then you just go like. Oh, hell yeah. All right. I'm here for that. I'd love that.

I'd love doing that. That'd be fun. Okay. Here's a good one for you. All right. What Hogwarts house would you be and why? See, a lot of people would say I'm Hufflepuff. I know you're not Hufflepuff.

I know you're not. I know you're not. I would definitely be in Slytherin. Yeah, 100%. So would I. Yeah. Yeah. And there So would I. Yeah. Yeah. And there's a few reasons why.

Number one is probably my lack of empathy. And it's not like I don't care, but I just, I feel like compared to a lot of people, I definitely have less empathy. You know, that's part of it. The other thing is I'm very competitive yes you are like very

competitive you just got to be on my team in league of legends you'll learn that yep uh or just like watch sports it's i love it like oh man today just watching the the packer bear stuff and just watching packers do great and then the bears just like suffer. It feels so good. And watching like the comments of just like sadness. I see that. Yeah. It's like those types of things.

Well, of course. So yeah, I get that. Yeah. Also, uh, didn't try very hard in school. It's probably also somewhat more of a Slytherin thing.

I, every time I take one of those stupid quizzes, it's like you are Gryffindor. I'm like, no, I'm not. Don't, don't get it twisted. Just, it's like, you are Gryffindor. I'm like, no I'm not. Don't get it twisted. If you put me in Gryffindor, day one

I'd be like, who the shit is this Harry Potter kid? Why is everyone every time I do anything, he gets to do all the work? What is this? I'd be so jealous. I'd be such a piece of shit. I'd be so bad. Gryffindor's also very honorable and sticking up

for their friends. I'm not doing that. I'd stick up for friends but only if it was like, you're talking shit? You're talking shit on my friends over here? Right?

Yeah. But like, yeah, I wouldn't go fight a snake for anyone. You're out of your mind. Definitely not. Yeah,

are you kidding me? No way. I'd be like, look at these idiots. Harry Potter's getting the No way. I'd be like, look at these idiots. Harry Potter's getting the school attacked. I'd be like, Harry, cut that shit out. I'm just trying to go to my 12th year. I got my postgraduate wizarding to do.

What the hell are you doing over here? Oh, yeah, I'd be Slytherin for sure. Ravenclaw's too much like nerd kids. Like all the smart kids go there. Oh yeah. And then Hufflepuff, like to me, the most Hufflepuff person I know is like Dodger. Dodger is 100% Hufflepuff because she would be like, I don't wear shoes. Yeah, she's like, I don't wear shoes.

She's like working in her like backyard farm. Yeah. Just like eating food, drinking coffee. Uh, and just, just probably, I think, I feel like in Hufflepuff too,

they sit around and they're just like fart. But who's that guy who, uh, like gets the sword at the end and saves Harry. Who's that? Oh, uh, Neville.

She'd date Neville. 100%. Oh yeah. She Neville would be a thing. And, and they would be like, Oh, Iville? She'd date Neville, 100%. Oh, yeah. She and Neville would be a thing, and they would be like, I love you, don't you? Sam. It's literally Sam I am stripping. He's Neville.

Sam's definitely a Gryffindor, even though he says he'd be Slytherin. He's always sticking up for his friends. He's always trying to do the right thing. Oh, he's a Gryffindor. He's Gryffindor as shit. Yeah, absolutely. 100%. Absolutely. You and I, we're the two goons that always hang out with Malfoy.

We definitely are. We'd be like, let's get him, Malfoy! Let's go! Like, he's sneaking around like, uh-oh, geez. I didn't say nothing. Whenever we do anything, there's like weird cartoon sound effects.

Yeah, that's definitely us no doubt about it. He's like you goons. You're not doing it correct. We're like what just follow your orders boss We won't mess up again They stupid Dumbledore very dumb and stupid. We'll get that Harry Potter, we will. Show him what's what. Yep. I'm going to need fan art of that immediately. But yeah, if things like, if they got too crazy,

where they're just like, yo, we're going to like assassinate this guy. It's like, whoa. Hold on now. Let's not get that crazy. I signed up to beat him up and take his lunch money. We just wanted to beat him up and take his lunch money. Evil, but not a bad person. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, perfect.

Perfect. Yeah. What would your partner do if they suddenly came into a vast fortune? Oh, I already know. You've talked about it. You said we'd go to Vegas. That's true. And give everybody a million dollars. I would make everyone spend their money immediately. I'd be like, don't bring anything.

I'm giving you a bag with money in it. Buy whatever you want. If you need stuff to wear, buy it there. And yeah, that's our weekend. No one can leave with any money. That sounds like it would be an amazing Nick Cage movie. He takes all his friends.

He's like, we're going to Vegas. Everyone gets a million dollars. You're going to spend it. I'm going to check in on all of you. That's it. That's all I want. Crazy antics occur. I want to see what would happen if all of you had, like, I would have to make a, like, okay, look, I just got a bunch of money.

All of you, I'm going to give you, I don't know, a million dollars just to come with me. Keep it, save it, put it in the bank. That's my gift to you. But this other million, you must spend it. Do not save it. If I find out that you bought a two million dollar anything I'm gonna come for you I will have hired goons

I will have a security guard around I'll have to set up like I'll hire like sexy chick security guards You know what I mean So you feel a little awkward And then the sexy chick security guard will be like Spend that money You gotta spend that money

Oh yeah I'd make sure you spend all that money I would be like, spend that money. You got to spend that money. Oh, yeah. I'd make sure you spent all that money. I'd be like, all right, we're going out. We'd go to see like David Copperfield and throw bills at him while he's on stage. Dance for us, magic man. Yeah. Yeah, that's a staple of the Vegas experience. Last time I was there, they were selling shoes That I think were

Oh boy They were some type of Burberry or some type of shoe $800 shoes Those shoes I was like bro You can get those down at the sneaker warehouse For like $25 What are you talking about

That's what I'm saying You want new shoes buy the $800 shoes I want everyone to be like Spend this, get rid of it Live your best weekend I'd be eating Crazy fancy food Oh yeah

Today we're busting out the $20,000 wine Here's the thing I'd be like That's a good way to spend that money. Yeah, that'd be fantastic. I'd be the first. And then I could go into the cool kid lounge. There's athletes and stuff in there.

Oh, you 100% could. I'd make us all go the first day we got there. We'd go to the most expensive hotel slash casino there was. Go into their high roller section. I'd be like, everyone has to lose $1,000 right now. Go. I'm telling you, we'd figure it out 100% Oh my goodness

I think if you had a vast fortune I think you would put it all in the bank And not touch any of it You would keep it saved You would probably Get Again, probably a nice bottle of wine, but not too expensive. You would go

for rating over price every day. And then you and Toast I think would, if anything, probably find a different house. But it wouldn't be too opulent.

It would be just a normal house that you liked a little bit more. But I wouldn't be too opulent. It would be just a normal house that you like a little bit more. But I guarantee in the exact same area. And you would buy a new car but it would be something like a used

Ford Taurus. Maybe not a used Ford Taurus, but it would definitely be like a used Honda or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be like a used... Toyota. Yeah, like a used Honda Civic. But like a new one.

Like one that some old lady drove to the grocery store back and forth for two years then was like, I'm not driving anymore. It's scary. And then sold it. Right, like you wouldn't get a new, new one because the minute you drive it off the lot, it loses all its value. like back and forth for like two years then was like i'm not driving anymore it's scary and then like sold it right like you wouldn't get a new new one because the minute you drive it off the lot it loses all its value exactly so you would buy a used one gently cared for by an old lady yeah no that checks out completely pretty much everything you said and then maybe like uh

have like some like sports tickets or something. Oh yeah. You get season tickets. Yeah. Maybe not even season tickets. Well, it depends on, I think you get, I think you get Packers season tickets and because you're so rich, you wouldn't spend your money on a bunch of, you'd spend it on a helicopter to fly you to the game.

Oh, I wouldn't go in a helicopter. You spend it on a man to drive you to the game. You'd have a driver. Yeah, probably. Actually, you know what? No, I'd drive. Damn it.

Man, I got nothing. I don't know how you spend your money. You're going to have that generational wealth. You're going to have money for 16 generations. I would just prefer the comfort of not having to worry about money. Then you can just do whatever you want to do. Sure. Just make videos, stream when you want.

Just everything. You don't have to worry that's like the best part and then you can just you know have slightly better everything but nothing crazy like i don't want a mansion like yeah fantastic that's pretty good that's pretty good all right then what about this one? If you had a superpower, what would it be? For you, I think your superpower would be indestructibility. That would be nice.

Like you couldn't get hurt anymore. That would actually be a fantastic superpower. I would love that one. I figured as much. Yeah. I'm trying to think of any other superpower I'd want. I guess I wouldn't want to be invisible. No, you're a simple man.

You just want to not get beat up. Yeah. Yeah, probably just... That would be great. I would love that. The other one I was thinking of maybe like actually no. You know what? Yeah, it probably just would be that.

I get it. Yeah. Yours would be probably some sort of fast travel like teleportation. Yo, that would be 100% it. The ability to go from like one point to another point like if i could go from here to like somewhere overseas in a blink of an eye man that'd be the best yeah no that would definitely be because then it would just speed up your travel yeah i love to travel i hate traveling that's the biggest problem i was thinking like maybe i'd want telepathy to see what like people were thinking i was like you know what i don't i don't want to

know what people are thinking no thank you yeah every time maybe if i could just listen in on people's conversations better oh even that i don't want to know like sometimes i think yeah i want to know what people are saying but then i'm like like, no, I don't. Never mind. People say insane stuff. They do say insane stuff. Yeah, that's why, yeah. No, just indestructibility. We'd be an interesting duo. Like, I can't be hurt, and I'll be there eventually.

What a theme. Oh, yes. Okay, here we go. All right. The last question, the best one. All right. Is your partner more dominant or submissive? Uh-huh you know i would say people uh would probably see you more as like the submissive big teddy bear guy

plus what you always you always seek out like powerful women yo that's true that's true though that's true though yeah yeah you're just like i want a woman to yell at me do fast asmr and tell me to work and you're that's that's what you want i mean like there's other things i want in there but like that's pretty much yeah that's accurate but that tends to be the template of what you seek out there's like a few other things you know that i want to be as rough but like yeah yeah yeah yeah that's true that's true yeah you I think you're dominant and that you know what you want

and if it's not something you want you don't want to have anything to do with it which means that you don't get suckered into doing stupid shit that is very accurate I would say I'm like probably 75 dominant 25 not I'm like probably 75 dominant, 25 not. I mean, like, here's the thing.

I know you're dominant, but I'm also trying to weigh you against host dominance. And I feel like she, like, you're dominant, but she's like dominant to your dominance. Um, not as much as you think. Oh, I think she's like. That's why I say it's 75-25. There's still a 25, but she'll tell you, like, oh, he's stubborn. You're right, you're right. She acknowledges your stubbornness, yes.

Yeah. No, I'm very much set in my, like, this is what I want to do. This is what I'm doing. I'm probably not going to be swayed either way it's just like i set my mind i'm like yep i'm open-minded still sure but you know uh plus i'm very much like a uh it may not seem like it but i'm a very like go-getter type person like usually if i have if I have to, like, do something, like, do an errand or, like, get this thing done, I'm like, all right, I'm going to do it. Like, I have to clean. Got to get it done. Because I think people still see the sloth thing, like, go slow.

Really, it's more like I'm the sloth that's driving the crazy car. Wait, what? In Zootopia, where he's, like, working at the DMV. in Zootopia where he's like working at the DMV and then he like at the end he's like oh and he gets in those like Ferrari and like drives off like 200 miles an hour I forgot about that yes okay yeah it's a bit like that because like I very much I'm like all right I gotta go do this thing gotta go to the gym gotta get this done gotta make video gotta edit and I'm just like got no time for that I gotta do this thing like I get very like uh focus minded I don just like, I got no time for that. I got to do this thing. Like I get very like focus minded. I don't like lose focus.

All right. I like it. I like it a lot. That's very, very like it describes a lot of who you are, except for the time management bit. I'm so very focused, except for what I'm not. This actually kind of explains my time management, all right? Because what happens is I'm like, okay, so I got to be there at 6.30.

So I think I'll leave the gym at like 5.30 and then I'll have time. And then I'm like, you know what? I could do like 5.45. Like I can push it. I'll be fine. And I get in the traffic and I'm like, oh, but I forgot to get a thing at the grocery store. I'm like, I can swing by there real quick. And I'm like, yeah, I'll be fine. And I get in the traffic and I'm like, oh, but I forgot to get a thing at the grocery store. I'm like, I can swing by there real quick.

And I'm like, yeah, they'll be fine. And then before you know it, I'm like, oh, boy, it's 630 and I'm checking out the grocery store. I'm like, ah, it's going to be all right. I mean, it is all right, usually. Yeah. Except everyone's a little frustrated, but that's what happens. I start like I started doing that in my head, like, oh, I got to do this thing.

And I'm like, I mean, I could just go to the thing I'm supposed to do, but I'm like, no, it'll be fine. And I just say that in my head. I think I actually have gotten more like that. The older I've gotten, because I think back when we started this show, I was definitely less of that. But I guess I've gotten older and gone through pain and, you know, life. It's just, I get why old people become the way they are. I'm done. You just start getting over it. Understood.

Look, trust me. I feel that way right now about sitting down. Yeah. What if I just didn't anymore? What if I never sat down again? Damn, dude. Yeah, that's where I'm at. Are we going to keep going with these

other things? Are we doing the other parts of the show? Whatever works for you. I don't care. Alright. We got this other thing we got to do, but I think we can just do that instead of the news story because there's no good news stories I checked. Great. Done.

Yeah. All right. Then let's go to advertisements. I was really excited. Like, let's go do a – oh, we got to do this other thing first. Well, you know what? 400 episodes. Still haven't really worked out how this whole damn thing works, but here we are.

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And when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code COX. Don't forget, use code COX for 50% off your first order with DoorDash. All right, Crandor, what is the thing that you have today? What the shit are you talking about? I thought we were going to the – I thought we were doing something else. No, we're still doing our standard stuff here. Oh, okay.

All right. I was about to say, I wasn't up in the sky for nothing today. All right. Yeah, traffic's looking good. Back to you. Damn it. All right. What's going on in the world of sports?

Weather. Shit, it's falling apart. We're falling apart. It's falling apart. 400 episodes. 400 episodes, everybody. We have a weather request for Sneak. Typical historic town that grew due to trade because of its connection to several waterways,

some natural and some man-made. Its most famous building is called the Water Port, or the Water Gate, often attributed to the fact that it's portrayed on one of the ace cards in traditional Dutch card deck. In the 19th century, it became custom to draw famous

landmarks on the various ace cards to make them visually more interesting, but also for educational purposes. Also, the correct way to pronounce sneak is sneak, sneak, sneak. I don't know what that means. What do you mean sneak, sneak, sneak? Is that like a thing? Are we getting punked right now?

I think we probably are getting punked. By the way, I just want to say, going to sneak and checking it out right now, McDonald's sneak McDrive is one of the, I love this. McDonald's sneak McDrive is one of the, I love this. McDonald's Sneak McDrive? That's incredible. McDonald's Sneak McDrive? The old McDrive. The old Sneak McDrive.

Well, let's have Woppy do this one because it's episode 400. Hell yes. Woppy activated. Sneak. Friesland netherlands 58 degrees fahrenheit feels like 55 pressure 30.14 inches visibility 10 miles uv index zero wind 13 miles per hour. Humidity, 74%. 7.27 a.m. sunrise. 7.29 p.m. sunset. Moon phase, waxing gibbous. Monday, 66, partly cloudy. Tuesday, 70, cloudy.

Wednesday, 70, cloudy. Thursday, 66, cloudy. Friday, 65 a.m. showers. Saturday, partly cloudy, 66. Sunday, 68 a.m. showers Saturday partly cloudy 66 Sunday 68 a.m. showers Monday 70 a.m. shower all right

that guy was that guy died I found a restaurant I think it's the most you and I restaurant in the world called restaurant under the Lincoln sneak I don't know what that means. It sounds like under Lincoln sneak. Under the Lincoln sneak. But this restaurant, the vibe is the most like the street is pure people watching.

Oh, yeah. The restaurant's all wines and breads and mussels and like weird ass stuff that I'm here for. Oh, man. This place is the most Cox and Crandall restaurant I've ever seen in my entire life. Yeah, this very much is. Wow, I love this. Yeah, this place would be a ton of fun. They got some good-looking eggs.

I would sit outside. It's like right outside on the street in a main thoroughfare area where there's all sorts of people to look at. Oh, it's perfect. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and then the bucket of mus at. Oh, it's perfect. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then the bucket of mussels. They got some crazy beer.

And then for some reason, they still have croquettes. Everywhere we go, croquette everywhere. What's a croquette? It's like a, this is going to sound real rude to everyone who eats them, but like a meat mush inside of a, I don't know, imagine like a corn dog, but not really. I don't know how to describe it. A corn dog, but not really. Yeah, it's not really that because it's like some sort of meat gravy inside of a breaded

and then deep fried cylindrical dong shape. And then they'll put it on bread. Here's the thing, it's not bad. It's actually pretty delicious. I don't understand why they then put it on bread because it's already breaded. Yeah, you get sandwiches. When I was in Amsterdam

that's one of the first things I had day one was one of those and I was like not bad, not bad. But it is like a weird deep fry it and then put it on this rye bread or whatever and then add some, I don't know

butter? I can't remember how it was made but I was like this is a lot this feels like a lot hold on you gotta see this place this is here you go, it says it's called Hold on. You gotta see this place. This is... Here you go.

It says it's called Tref Punt, but it's literally just a guy just standing outside smoking by a bicycle. Is this a restaurant? What is this? Yeah. It says Tref Punt. It's got seven reviews.

They're all five stars. No way. This is like someone's... That's a garage. Someone said, I'm an experienced drinker who always enjoys a few small beers here until late at night. So I guess this is a bar. This is a garage. This is someone's garage.

There's no way. I'm looking at this right now. It is several garages right next to a bunch of houses. There's no way this is a bar. It says it's a bar. I do not believe it. Unless it's someone... I'm going to try and go around the house.

Nope, Street View doesn't go around the house. There's no way this is a bar. This is literally the end of a street and then it's multiple garage doors. There's no way this is a bar. This is literally the end of a street, and then it's multiple garage doors. There's no way this is a bar. Is there any actual, like, can you click it and see the bar? Is anyone drinking there? Or is it just one lone man who looks like a Russian hitman sitting there with his bicycle?

I don't know. Let's see if I can drop in maybe let's drop uh nope it's literally same thing this it can't be there's got to be something else i'm literally typing in tref punt sneak there's nothing there's no dude it says cafe stars. This can't be accurate. There's nothing there. It's like a housing complex. That's what I'm saying. There's no way. Yeah.

There's zero. Hold on. There's restaurant guru has a website for it. Oh, okay. Does it have any? No photos, not a single photo. This, you know what? Does it have any... No photos, not a single photo. This... You know what?

The fact there's like one very Eastern European dude standing out in front of it makes me think this is... We have discovered something that we probably shouldn't have. Yeah, I don't know if I want to dive into this one. Maybe we shouldn't look at this anymore. I did find a weird-looking corndog thing, but I don't think it's what you're talking about. The weird looking corn dog thing is not, but the thing next to it is. Oh. Oh, I see that thing.

It looks like a big mozzarella stick. It does. Yeah, it's like a mozzarella stick. It's exactly what it's like, except not cheese. It's meat gravy. I'm not a big gravy person. Probably wouldn't like it. Yeah, so sneak all right then let's go to sports sports uh oh boy we had sports today first we'll do baseball uh we got the orioles clinching the division with the tamp Bay Rays also clinching a playoff spot.

The Twins clinching the division. Then you got the Rangers, Astros, and Mariners battling it out for another playoff spot over there, as well as the Blue Jays. In the National League, you got the Braves, Brewers, and Dodgers all going to the playoffs with the Phillies, Marlins, Cubs, Reds, and Diamondbacks all battling it out in the outside chances of the Giants Padres, who probably will not make it in. So we're getting down to the final, I think, week and a half, maybe even week of baseball. It's getting crazy now.

It's wild out there. It's wild out there. Meanwhile, over in football, American football, that is, we had a bunch today. We currently have the Steelers Raiders uh tied at seven end of the first quarter uh we have the 49ers beating the Giants we have the Lions beating the Falcons Chargers beating the Vikings Packers beating the Saints fantastic win they're down 17 nothing came back 18 17 great win uh Texans beat the Jaguars Dolph dolphins beat the broncos 70 to 20 uh that's a that's a

honker browns beat the titans bills beat the commanders colts beat the ravens in overtime patriots beat the jets seahawks beat the panthers chiefs beat the bears cardinals beat the cowboys and then we got eagles buccaneers tomorrow and rams bangles sports all right what is our fact of the day our fact of the day the largest padlock in the world weighs 916 pounds and what is that used to lock created by a team of students and teachers at the pavlavo arts college in russia the largest padlock in the world according to the guinness world records measures 56 inches tall 41 inches wide 20 inches deep altogether this hefty lock including key weighs 916 pounds whatever it's protecting probably weighs a lot more they They don't even say. What the hell?

Yeah. That doesn't tell us anything. Yeah. How did they not figure it out? Yeah, they just have the Guinness record and it just says that. And it was December of 2003. Oh, there's got to be a bigger lock since then. There's got to be a bigger lock since then.

No doubt. You can't tell me it's been 20 years since someone made a bigger lock. Yeah. No, it's America. Get on that. That should be ours. Yeah, that should be ours. But I mean, the Guinness record hasn't been updated since then. You would think if they made a new one, they would update it.

You would think. That's what I'm saying. You'd think. But I don't know. I don't been updated since then. You would think if they made a new one, they would update it. You would think. That's what I'm saying. You'd think. But I don't know. I don't either. Either way, here's your fact of the day. All right, Grendor. Hit us with your special thing.

I don't like how that sounds. I don't know how to do that. I don't like how that sounds. I don't know how to do that. Well, we have from Aaron Arajo on Twitter. I think I said your name right. If not, sorry. Numerous Cox and Crandor quotes. I love it.

So he's gone through and found numerous quotes through the last 100 episodes for us. So I'm going to read these quotes and then you can tell me if you think it is me or you. Oh boy. Okay. All right. I feel like I'll be good at this. All right. Here we go.

The Winter Olympics are easy. You just bundle up and kind of roll down the mountain, and then the judges say you did it. See, all right. That has the audacity of something I would say, but the simpleness of something you would say. Like, it was very straight to the point. So I'm going to say Crandor. It is Jesse.

See, that does sound like something I would say to dismiss the entire Olympics. But it felt like something you, you know, worded like you would say it. Yeah, that was a tricky one. It was tough. This one is less tricky. Okay. The only thing essential about my oils is getting them off of my body because I'm gross. Oh, me.

100% me. That was a you quote. We also have, I saw a Karen in the wild and it was a beautiful thing. Oh, me. Obviously. 100%. That was you. Yes.

Nice. Okay. Yeah. That sounds like something I would say. Only I would be like, it was beautiful. Poor Bob the oil man. Just him and the oil. I don't know what that means.

I don't know what that's from, so I'm going to say you. That was, in fact, Jesse. What? What were we talking about? I don't know. That was episode 303 Oh my god there's no way That was years ago Oh yeah Here we have

Oh yeah that's a 10 pound pancake What the hell is this show about What are we doing Oh yeah that's a 10-pound pancake. I'm going to say I don't often start a sentence with, oh, yeah, so I'm going to say that's you. That is correct. Okay.

That is a me quote. What episode was that from? 305. Well, of course. Of course. Yep. I'll mix it up a little bit here uh uh that's uh that's an easy one that's definitely you one uh okay here we go here we go snapple facts need to be backed up by snapple evidence oh man i want to say that's me

i want that to be a quote for me because it's so good it is yes yes that's a good ass quote snapple facts that's a fantastic quote. That's a great quote. That's a great stone quote. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Oh, come on. That sounds like a Crandor thing.

That is, in fact, a Crandor quote. Yeah, that sounds like you read one of those books that's like, why are we driving driveway? That sounds like you're doing a side note bit. We're going to drive. It's 1 a.m. and he's just out there with nunchucks. I love how I have no knowledge of ever hearing or saying

any of these things. I don't either. But I would say he's just out there with nunchucks seems like a Jesse thing. That is correct. Nice. I don't think I've ever heard you be like,

he's just out there with nunchucks. I don't think it's something you've ever said. Just out there with nunchucks. I don't know. Nice. I don't think I've ever heard you be like, he's just out there with nunchucks. I don't think that's something you've ever said. Just out there with nunchucks. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. He was convinced he could make the next Coke out of a person. What? I have no idea. I'm going to say you. I don't know. He was

convinced he could make the next Coke out of a person? Yes. I'm going to say you. I don't know. He was convinced he could make the next Coke out of a person? Yes. I'm going to say you. That is not. It is a Jesse quote. What the hell were we talking about? I have no idea. That was 335.

Oh, my God. Okay. No, that's a guard gator. That gator is guarding that home. Oh, that's a guard gator. That gator is guarding that home. Oh, that's a... I'm going to say Crendor. That's a Crendor. That is a Crendor.

Yep. That's a trickier one. Yep. It felt like it was something that I would say because it seems stupid, but I know it was in response to me being stupid that you would have said that. Yeah, that checks out. Yeah. I think the toilet is the next great invention.

Me, 100% me, for sure. Yeah, that is in fact you, 323. I remember that episode because it's still smart we haven't changed the toilet in hundreds of years yeah and the toilet at this point is the same thing it was in the 1800s we can adapt we can change uh we're like the sega c of podcasts. It's all nostalgia. We were never good. Oh, that's you for sure. That is you. What? Oh, okay.

All right. We. This is clearly a ghost deer and not a river troll. That's me for sure. That is you. Yes. I don't need context for that. that just sounds like something i would say uh look i don't care i'm internet oprah oh man i don't i i hope that's you and not me

because i divide the audacity to be like i'm internet oprah that's you for sure. That was me. Yes. Okay. Good. We have. I've been drinking the same three things every day for the last five years. Oh, that's you. That's no way. That's me. That is you. What?

No. Yeah. That was you. Episode 334. What were you drinking? I don't remember. 334 was how long ago was 334. What were you drinking? I don't remember. 334 was... How long ago was 334? You remember when you looked this up?

It was like 60-something episodes. Was that like a year ago? It wasn't even that long ago. No, hold on. Hold on. It could have been longer. It could have been longer. I gotta go.

I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.

I gotta go. There's like 60... How many weeks in a year? Like 56? Too many weeks. 52? Too many weeks. We don like 56 too many weeks 52 too many weeks we don't know it's 52 weeks right what episode was that three oh i lost it uh the the the three uh uh was it 34 oh god i think 334 that was yeah april 2022 yeah so all right so all right over a year

i still don't remember any of it i couldn't maybe i was referencing something you were talking about it was earlier because early in the episode there's a quote from you that says now someone might say hey stop taking that much caffeine you're getting headaches what if you shut up and let me drink my caffeine and let me have my addiction that sounds that sounds correct yep um so it must have been some sort of coffee thing yeah definitely coffee thing maybe maybe it was me talking about three drinks and it's coffee-based drinks that I'm talking about. Yeah, that might be it. Because that doesn't sound like – like today alone I've had four separate drinks that weren't the same thing.

Yeah. All right, here we go. Here we have – I want that water that's been chilled for 2 million years Oh me 100% Yep that is you I want that water in the deep ice caps Oh my god dude So last night as I was saying I was laying in bed

And I was just like trying to not hurt And I was on TikTok scrolling through Which by the way thank you for sending me amazing TikToks As usual But I was scrolling through and I got to the weird section Where this guy was like You know how there's that music they put on Like the creepy music right

Oh yeah And this guy was like did you know That in Antarctica There is a secret they're not telling us And I was like oh my god my God, I'm in. Let's go. What is this going to be? The guy starts off being like, you know, like when they try to hide their face and their

voice, right? Yeah. And he's like, I served with the U.S. government in Antarctica, and I have a revelation that will shock the world. Scientists there are not just studying the ice, but another type of ice called blue sky ice. And this ice is so blue and so pure that it melts in your hand but doesn't release water. It turns into vapor. And I was curious what was going on with it, so I investigated further while I was stationed there.

And it basically is him saying that the scientists are drilling and the specialized drill bits and things they have, they found a secret underground ice wall. And the ice wall, when they try to drill through it, it freezes over before they can drill through it. And at the end, it's literally like one of those insane flat earth ice wall surrounds us conspiracy things. And I was waiting, it's literally like one of those insane flat earth ice wall surrounds us conspiracy things. And I was waiting for it to happen.

It took four videos, dude, before he got to like, this is why the earth is flat. And I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I was so happy. I was like, I can't believe it took this long to get to this craziness. But unreal. I can't believe people are just like so trust me on this it's flat earth like okay all right all right cool kid well he's gotta be right he said it on the internet yeah i

mean some guy would do did a voiceover and then showed like a face of a man that was blurred out 100 is trustworthy yeah oh yeah. I'm a ghost. What are you going to do? That sounds like something I would say. That is a Crandor quote. Oh, that's good, too. That does sound like something you would say as well. That's true.

That was a neutral. I'm a ghost. What are you going to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm 73 years old. I don't give a shit. Oh, that's probably you. That is a Jesse quote.

Oh, well, that's my future, I guess. We deserve to know what we are putting in our buddy. Wait, I mean body. Crendor. That is a Jesse quote. Damn it. I tried to pawn that one off on you. I'll be real. This is a Jesse quote. Damn it. I tried to pawn that one off on you. I'll be real.

This is a classic. Jesus, take the wheel. I'm about to bang this lizard. That's me, baby. Yep. That's a 100% bona fide Jesse Cox quote. Nobody's goofing on Bjork. Nobody's goofing on Bjork Oh nobody's goofing on Bjork

Sounds like Boy That sounds like something you would say So I'm gonna say Me It is in fact you See now I'm learning I'm learning if I think it's something you would say it's definitely me

Yeah That's it you just say, it's definitely me. Yeah. That's it. You just do the old reverse psychology. Yep. All right, here we go. Final three coming in. Final three.

You ready? Here we go. This is the final round. Honest to God, that really is the perfect relationship where you are just friends, and then once in a while you look at each other's junk jesse cox 100 yep i know what i am yep that's uh there's you there's your freebie now we're gonna get crazy here all right all right that's uh you're gonna get that one never mind uh all right this one we're just doing because whoa whoa whoa eating ass serves a purpose You're going to get that one. Never mind. All right. This one we're just doing because, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Eating ass serves a purpose. Eating milk with a spoon while talking to yourself outside. That's madness. That is me for sure. Yep. That is me. That's me talking about the dude I think across the street from me who I thought was like a russian spy or something yep i think that's what that was i'm not sure what ass eating got in there but like yeah all right yeah yeah i stand by it i remember that one

uh all right here we go this is the ultimate quote this is it i'm the power fantasy guy. I'd like to love to be LeBron James dunking on little kids. That's definitely me. That is you. Yep. That's all these, all these sound like something I would say.

And I mean that I want the power fantasy. I want to be LeBron in a high school, just picking on children. Yes. Just dunking and like getting in their face like what up what up yeah that's me that's what i could i could imagine uh so there we go that's uh those are the quotes from the last 100 well i guess up to 364 episodes. Yep, yep, yep. Perfect.

Lovely. All right. Well, I learned a lot about myself today. Not sure if it was good. I did too. That's it for us. Thanks so much for listening or watching or enjoying this podcast. Grendor, hit up the socials. You can go check out all the episodes of this podcast at youtube.com slash coxandkrendorpodcast.

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We'll see y'all next time. And as always, to be continued.