Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 406 - The Best Chinese Hamburger

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

The boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor both have dreams to share. Not good dreams, just weird ones. Then for some reason a long discussion about Oatmeal??? And then, the longest most insane weather segment ever. Because we can. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/coxfree and use code coxfree to get one free breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Go to http://uncommongoods.com/cox to get 15% off your next gift.

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In the morning! Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live! In 4-hour recording studio. Recording! Wake your ass up! It's Kax and Crendor in the morning! K-A-X-A-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D-O-R-I-N-D- the morning hello everybody what's up guys and crendor in the morning yes yes yes what yes yes yes hey it's excitement time cox and crendor time you sounded like a robot trying to start a jam maybe yes yes yes where are my people at? I've been replaced by AI. It's just like the Crendor AI.

It's just like, yes, yes, yes. Excitement is abound. Here we are on Cox and Crendor podcast. That's how we'll know you're an AI because it's too reasonable and rational. That's true. I am so happy to be here, Jesse Cox. Fun shall occur on this program. I intend not to derail you.

Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. That's how you know it's fake. If there is a opportunity for me to derail anything, I will take it. That's the man I know. Yeah. Man, it's been a couple of weeks. How's it been? We got some feedback

on Pizza Ranch. I too have seen the Pizza Ranch feedback. People are telling us we're wrong. Even though the Pizza Ranch we looked at, that was not pleasant. And I defy anyone to go to, what was it, like Delamain, Iowa, whatever the hell it was called.

Yeah. And tell us that that pizza ranch doesn't look like trash. But people were like, dude, pizza ranch is the shit. And I'm like, hmm. I don't think. All right, I'll believe you. Have fun. But I don't know.

What we saw was not good. I don't. There's some people I don't trust. Some people. There's some people I don't trust. Some people like, yeah, you know, Little Caesars, it's actually amazing. I'm like, listen, for the price, knock yourself out.

Little Caesars is like an actual one-way ticket to destroying my body. I don't think that's amazing. That's all I'm saying. It's so funny. Yeah, yeah. I just, it didn't look appetizing. And I know that it might have a lot of wholesome fun and some cool games,

and you're all trying to sell me on it. But the one we looked at, there may be others, they may be great, but the one we were specifically talking about was an abomination. Oh, yeah, it was. And that building should not exist. That food should not be made. I don't know. I don't know about that.

I don't even know if it's real. Who knows? It might be fake. Maybe Goldie Hawn might have seen it in a desert. Right, right. That's a nice callback. You know what? This show is all about callbacks to the previous

episode so if you listen to that go watch it if not tough yeah yeah i mean listen it was like a week or two ago just go listen to that one you'll figure it out yeah just yeah you'll figure it out um so anyway uh i wanted to kick things off with dreams because i saw you tweet about dreams oh oh okay yeah okay i kind of read your dream i was like half asleep i read it well i was like i woke up i looked at my phone i was like what the shit i read your dream then i tweeted you like what the shit so that's what i think that's what i was thinking in my brain so you're thinking right yeah and so i had a dream the other day i wrote down but it's kind of insane i also want you to talk about your dream oh no don't

worry i will i need it you're my dream's very normal like one of the most normal dreams i've ever had your dream is cuckoo bananas apparently so that starts yeah so like i'm a type of person where my dreams are either like really normal weird or really weird weird okay so when i say normal weird i write that like i've said it in the past like past episodes where i'm like it's like a vampires riding snowmobiles right like shit like that sure sure sometimes i get like actual vivid movie dreams that scare me and wake me up. And this is one of those. Okay. Okay.

So the dream starts. Okay. I wrote this down. I wish I wrote it down right when I woke up because I would have remembered more, but I remembered a good amount. It says dream started meeting someone in a diner. Okay. So I remember I went into a diner and I was going to like get coffee or something. And the guy was just like, yo, yeah. And we're, I don't even know what we talked about. We were

just talking about something, but it turned into me going outside and stealing their car, their car. Right. I stole their car and I sped to the mall. Yeah. I don't know why I did. I don't know, but I, it was something where I had to get away. From the person or just in general? You, like, had the feeling of I have to get away? Yeah, the feeling I had to get away. Okay. And so I sped to a mall, okay? So I go to this mall, and there's this girl there, and I met her,

and she had a pine tree symbol on her hand. And I was like, wait a second, I have a pine tree symbol on her hand. And I was like, wait a second. I have a pine tree symbol on my hand. Yo, this is some top quality Alan Wake stuff right here. Okay, continue. That's what I'm saying. It gets crazier. So she's like, all right, yeah. But then all of a sudden we have to run because there's people chasing us.

So these soldiers are chasing after us we're like uh-oh so we're like running and then we get captured and we get taken to a place that literally is like a backyard with an empty swimming pool and there's a bunch of these like they look like nuns all right like they have the veil they're like dressed in black this shit reminded me like squid game all right okay yeah and there's all these people in the swimming pool and they're just like laying there paralyzed and they're like all right so everybody has to like drink the this like potion thing and they hand out oh no okay yeah so well i forgot to mention there's like a bunch of people like with us i don't know if they got

pine tree symbols on their hands but there's like me this person i, there's like a bunch of people like with us. I don't know if they got pine tree symbols on their hands, but there's like me, this person I met, and then like a bunch of other people. And we're looking into the pool at these paralyzed people in the pool. I don't know if they're dead or paralyzed, but in my brain, I was like, they're paralyzed, obviously. And so I was like, okay. And so we had to take this like shot glass of like a potion and we had to put it on the top of our heads they had like a little hook on it i remember it was it had like a hook and i was like so wait so there was like a gimmick to it so you had to put it on your head yeah you had to put it on your head well you didn't drink that before the hook hooked on your head wait what i don't know okay

i don't know how you like put it and it hooked on your head, but you didn't put it on your head. You just drank it. But I knew for a fact you put it on your head. Sure, okay. Listen, I don't know. So anyway, I remember they were like, you have to get into the pool and do it or we'll kill you.

And so I was like, all right, well, I guess we got to do it. So we went into the pool, and then I remember everyone was like drinking it and then they were like getting paralyzed. And I was like, that checks out because everybody in the pool is already paralyzed. They gave away the game. Yeah. But the pool was like, it had like an inch of water in it. There was like no water in the pool.

Okay. So here's the craziest part. So I'm like, alright, I guess I gotta do this. I drink the water potion thing and So I'm like, all right, I guess I do this. I drink the water potion thing. And then I'm just like, oh, and I pass out in the dream and I wake up and I'm in a weird, happy Simpsons place, like straight out of the Simpsons cartoon. And there's like a little power wise or just like like the world. The world itself is like from the Simpsons and everybody's running around and they're all really happy and they're like, oh, yeah. Yeah.

And then there's like this weird little like a power block thing. You know, the thing where it's like it's a little block and then you hit it and all the coins spawn like that. And I grabbed it from the ground and I I started just, like, drawing on stuff. And I was erasing the world. And then I woke up. Usually, people think dreams have to mean, like, oh, well, that means this, and this means this. Sometimes dreams are just affected by some stuff you've seen. Oh, yeah. And this seems like one of those dreams where, like, a bunch of stuff you saw made its way into your brain,

and your brain, and your brain just combined all of it into nonsense. I actually think so as well, yeah. That's what I concurred. Because I don't think there's any meaning behind it. No. I remember just waking up and being like, because it was like a horror movie. Like, listen, I just drank a death potion and spawned into like a simpsons rugrats world or

some shit and i was just like what is going on i actually hope someone leaves a message on either the podcast and or the youtube version that's like i actually dug deep into this and i have a real answer for you krendor you have problems what a real like, Krendor's trying to escape his past, and in doing so, he must murder his past self and enter his purest, best form. Like, I want that. I like my past. I don't have any problems with my past. Dude, but that's why it's so scary.

You don't have problems with your past because you're scared to move on. I'm not scared to move on. Well, that's what the people in the pool were. Oh, shit. That's your past. You're scared of moving on, dude. Maybe it's just something I don't even know. Yeah, and your brain knows.

Yeah. Here's the question. Is your brain you, dude? Um, yes. Exactly. It is. Is it, though? And when you dream, is it Is it though? And when you dream Is it you though? I mean I guess we can't

Actually tell Checkmate Alright what's your dream? Well mine was simple Mine was Sometimes I have dreams That are literally movies But I'm not in them

And I'm not watching it. It's just a movie playing out in my head. And for the last three nights, I don't know why, I've had a dream about Superman. And the dream is very simple. It's not like anything crazy. It literally is just a dream where I'm watching a Superman movie. But again, I'm not watching and watching it.

It's just playing out in front of me. And basically the whole thing is that it's a Superman story where Superman goes off to fight for another world. And when he comes back, he arrives to find that another Superman has married Lois and they have a kid. They have a daughter. And Clark is all like, what? This doesn't make any sense. Who is this guy?

And then he talks to Lois and Lois is confused why there's another Superman there. She's like, what are you talking about? He's always been here. And the plot is literally just that. It's the clash between the two of them

and we discover that one, Superman that married Lois is a pretty bad dude and he threatens to like beat her up all the time and he's like I'm gonna take this kid away from you. And at the same time we realize that our Superman accidentally

went to an alternate reality somehow when he was fighting for that other world. And then what ends up happening is the two Superman have to fight each other and evil Superman's like I'd rather kill my family than let you have them so Superman has to kill evil Superman

but he does it for some reason at the kitchen table while Lois is crying and like hiding her kid and I for some reason see vividly Lois' crying eyes but her eyes are almost anime eyes in this scenario with like big and she's like, oh, she's like welling up with tears. But then she realizes that if this guy dies, she'll finally be free.

So he – evil Superman gets his neck snapped by good Superman. And then every time it cuts to Lois basically saying that she is happy now, that she can live her life, and she's going to take her daughter out into the countryside and leave newspapering in the city behind her and all that stuff. And she's going to raise her daughter. Right. And good Superman's like, well, I have to go home, but I wish you the best. And then they are always, every time, they're in the car at the end. And they're driving to the small town. And they're having a conversation about life. And Lois, you know, admits at the end that she's driven by their house four times. And she just likes talking with good guy Superman.

But she's out of coffee. And she feels like that's a sign they have to move things along and say goodbye. But then Clark opens the lid of his coffee, and it's completely full. And then he says, it's okay, I've still got plenty in mind if you still want to talk. And then they both smile, and I wake up every time. It is like I'm watching a movie. And I've been told by the internet it is multiple Superman stories combined into one, which makes sense, because there's so much Superman media

that my brain just made a movie out of multiple stories. That does sound like the most Jesse Cox thing I've ever heard. Yeah, it's not weird. It's just like clearly at some point in my life saw a bunch of Superman and my brain for the last three days have been like trying to put it together. Now, this could be an amazing movie, mind you. It could. And call me DC, but also, you know, I have dreams like this all the time where it's just sometimes they're winners like this one and sometimes it's man in tank travels to the past.

Elves and dwarves and knights run from him because the man has a tank. You know what I mean? Like sometimes they're winners. Now, that's a movie I'd watch. And sometimes they're insane. No, no, no. That's a movie I'd watch. 100 no that's a movie i'd watch 100 i found out that that's one not only is that an isekai which is that like uh traveling to another world kind of thing but two i was talking about it today on

stream apparently that exists a man and a tank goes back in time i was like stop it because then i started listing off other things i I was like, okay, okay. Is there one where it's reversed? Where an elf comes to the modern times on Earth? And people were like, yep, that exists. That exists. I'm like, what? Okay, I was like, alright. I just started listing off things.

And finally I was like, is there one about Buddha? And he like is in modern times. They're like, oh no, dude, there's one about Buddha and Jesus and their roommates and they live in modern times they're like oh no dude there's one about buddha and jesus and their roommates they live in modern times i was like i love japan i don't know what's going on over there but i love them oh yeah it's dude they've they've done everything over there there's no original ideas left they've done them all one was one was uh apparently there's one where it's like a fantasy world where dude dies dies and then comes back as a low-level slime.

I was like, that sounds like the show for me. That sounds like the RPG I've always wanted. I mean, you'll probably dream about it. You'll make your own. Yeah. I'm very, very happy with my dreams of late. Like, it's nice to wake up to, like, a happy Superman and Lois, and you're like, yeah, that was pretty good. That's better than the paralysis potion with the crazy squid game shit.

If you go back far enough, there's definitely been a podcast on here where I talked about the one where I wake up and my wife is eating my insides. And then I have to escape the house. That one was crazy. Yeah, I remember that. So I've definitely had crazy dreams. Oh, yeah. I remember. That one weirded me out.

It still weirds me out. I'm like, what the hell was I on? But I had that dream a few times over the course of a month. So maybe tonight I'll go to bed and I won't wake up thinking about it at all. Dude, you're going to have a crazy dream tonight. I guarantee it. I don't know. It's going to be crazy.

You know what? You know what it is? The last couple nights, so early this week, I could not get to bed at all. At all. And so I didn't know if it was because I started taking like, I have my normal, when I wake up in the morning, I have my normal when I wake up in the morning I have my normal vitamins but then I was like I don't have any vitamin D in these damn vitamins. So I went and got vitamin

D vitamins because you know I want to get that vitamin D and and then that was Wednesday I got them and so it might check out that Wednesday night, Thursday, Friday, three nights of dreams.

Well, let's back it up. All right. I'm about to break this down, okay? How much vitamin D are you taking? Whatever the hell these tablets are. I literally don't get much vitamin D. I spend a lot of time in this damn office. And when I'm outside,

when the sun hits me, it feels like I'm being energized. So I'm like, that's probably not a good sign. Well, generally, you only need like 1,000 to 2,000 IUs. Yeah, and this is like, they say take two of the

little tablet things, and it gives you 2,000. So I'm taking only one a day just to be safe because I know you don't want to get crazy. Are you taking it with food? Yeah, I will eat oatmeal in the morning, and then I'll take it with that, and then my other just normal-ass vitamin that for some reason has no vitamin D in it. But it's like vitamin for your mind. So I don't know what the hell that is. All right.

And so I have those three. I'll eat my oatmeal. I'll drink some water in the morning, make coffee, and then I'll – I'm trying to be a healthy boy, Crandor. I'm working on it. He's working on it. You should have something fatty with it. Oatmeal might not be fatty enough.

Oh, no. My oatmeal, I put maple syrup on top on it. You should have something fatty with it. Oatmeal might not be fatty enough to fully absorb. Oh, no. My oatmeal, I put maple syrup on top of it. I don't know if that's fatty. That's just sugary. You know what? It's delicious. Oh, and instead of doing water in the oatmeal, I do half water, half milk. Oh, okay.

That's probably good enough then. Right? So I'm trying to, you know. You're almost on the the crendor pie i have my oatmeal but i have walnuts and like some granola in there okay that's smart that's smart my oatmeal is like uh whatever that oatmeal is with the bear on it that it's like protein oatmeal like yeah kodak or whatever yeah yeah that's the one yeah i know that one yeah yeah i get uh i get the one that's the one. Yeah, I know that one. Yeah, I get the one

that has the old man on it. What's it called? Oatmeal Old Man. Old Man Meal. It's that guy from the what do you call it? The guy from the what do you call it? Bob's Red Mill. Bob's

Red Mill Oatmeal. That's the one I eat. You look Red Mill. Bob's Red Mill Oatmeal. That's the one I eat. You look that up. Bob's Red Mill Oatmeal. Bob's Red Oatmeal? Bob's Red Mill Oatmeal. Oh, okay. I see Bob's Red Mill.

Yeah, and you'll see Bob. He's on there. I do see him. Bob looks like, oh, this is that. This is the oatmeal that I see where I'm like, that seems too fancy for me. No, yeah, I eat the fancy oatmeal. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I see that. This definitely seems like this is too fancy for me, but I get it.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I like Bob's Red Mill. He's got the apple pieces, the cinnamon. He's got the lowest sodium. That's why I like to go for his oatmeal. Great stuff. And then I actually got – I used to, in the summertime, I'd put fruit in it, like blueberries

raspberries all that but then this year the fruit sucked ass i don't know what it is i read something they're like the strawberries got flooded and i was like okay well i guess that's why the strawberries were bad but all the other fruit was bad too but then finally occasionally you'll get like some good blueberries in there so i'm like dude we hit the blueberry gold mine the amount of blueberries and raspberries i bought that like sucked ass and i was like that was a waste of money it was too damn high the only ones that i found anytime recently that have been good a lot of grapes have been great lately but that's pretty much it apples apples are still killing it yep bananas i like bananas even then i've seen some bad bananas out there it sounds like i've seen some bad bananas i want to let you know i'm very

disappointed in the fact that i found on the reds website they have pineapple coconut organic oatmeal and i was like oh my god that's what i want. And it's like, store finder, find some near you. None. None in Los Angeles sell this. Wow. That sucks. They sell the other things, just not the one that I want. Story of my life.

What was... Oh, and Kiwis. I like Kiwis. I'm not a big kiwi fan. I don't know what it is about a kiwi. Like, kiwi in stuff that I... You know, if it's in a fruit salad, fine. But, like, just getting a kiwi by itself has never made sense to me.

Dude, I remember being 10 years old. I went to the grocery store with my grandparents. And I got a chocolate donut and a kiwi. And I ate that chocolate donut. And then I cut that kiwi into fourths and I was just like I ate it. Yep. Love kiwis, dude.

I went on Amazon to see if I could find this damn shit. It's not on there either. They have it, just not the pineapple coconut one. That's the one I want to try. Oh my god. Maybe it's like a very, very localized thing. Maybe it sucks. Maybe it's just bad and that's why they i want to try oh my god maybe it's like a very very localized thing maybe it sucks maybe it's just bad that's why they don't make it anymore yeah yeah maybe it's

the trash version oh my god i forgot the there's other stories i had okay hit me uh one one was we went out to get mexican food and near us so we were just like all right we're eating our mexican food whatever and near us there's like a table of i want to say four frat guys and uh they were they were just like feeling it mr crabs like they were they were going crazy they were like yeah let's get shots. And they were just like shot, shot, shots. And they kept getting shots. And then they like talked to the table next to him, which was like this couple that the couple clearly didn't. So here's the thing. They, the tables were really close together. So this couple has sat at this table

already was like, uh, we don't really want to sit here. This is kind of close to other people, which it really was, but they just sat sat there anyway but then they had to sit near these frat guys and they were like yo and they started talking to each other yo so then they bought that table shot so they all did shots and i swear to god this one guy he takes a shot he pulls out his wallet he pulls out his medical uh his health care card and he yells blue cross blue shield baby and that was it so i literally opened my phone and i wrote down mexican food place all caps blue cross blue shield baby i don't i don't know what i i just don't know what any of that means i don't either so i wrote it down i mean i guess because he was happy he has blue cross blue shield for his health

insurance sure sure but why announce that during a shot i have no idea i mean they already had one of those big margaritas, and then they did shots, and then he did it. Maybe he was already feeling it, you know? I mean, yeah, I would think so. I mean, listen, I had two of those big margaritas. I was feeling it too. Yeah, but you didn't stand up and go, actually, you might have.

You might have been like, AAA benefits, baby. My car's always safe on the road. Now, that would even make a little more sense. I guess you're right. Because at least I drove a car to get there. But this is just like, I don't know. Also, our waitress is great.

I think she probably does this for everybody. But at the end of the the thing she brought us like a half shot of tequila not even like a full shot just a half shot and i think it's just there to like get a better tip and you know what i did i bumped it up yeah i bumped it up i was like i gotta do it now she was like honey here you go you have one of these, sugar. I also realized I love, I actually really like tequila and I like, I feel like, I like tasting different

types of stuff like that. So when you drink tequila, is there a type you go for? No. But. You just, whatever they got? Whatever they got. But I like tasting

the various tequila. In fact, I remember when we were in San Antonio for PAX South, we did that big tequila thing. And I remember we got other people's tequila mind you this wasn't just like hey drink some tequila this was like they were giving us like 80 hundred dollar tequilas so there was like some e-sports table near us and they were just like uh we don't drink and then our table we were like yo give us that shit yep um and it was great so i

love that so some people take the shot and they're just like all right i'm good i literally like sip the shot oh i even i ager what now you're playing you're living too dangerously my man too dangerously this is a fun story so i went to this one restaurant uh it's like a german themed place with my friend and he's like yeah this will be fun it's like got german food and whatever and there's these two guys there i swear to god they drank more alcohol than i've ever seen a person drink like it was a german place like that's true uh they you know the boot yes oh i'm aware so these guys drank a liter of beer then they drank the boot which i think is like two liters so they're like three liters of beer in okay I can't

even drink that much liquid of anything I couldn't drink that much water in a day uh this happened like seven months ago or something but it's a fun story so anyway they like look over us me and my friend are just chilling they're just like you guys ever ever sink the Bismarck? What? And I was like, I don't know what that means. And he's like, you got to sink the Bismarck, dude. And he's like, I'm from Germany, and this is my friend. He's from Austria. All right. Oh, well, all right.

All this makes perfect sense now. And he's like, I've only sank the Bismarck with my father-in-law. All right, but you guys got to do it. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. My friend was like, what are you talking about? So apparently you sink the Bismarck when you take a half glass of beer and you drop a shot of Jager into it. But it has to be German beer.

Okay? So you take like a half glass of beer and you drop Jaeger into it. And then boom, it's a, it's apparently called sinking the Bismarck. So I was like, I don't want to do that. I probably wouldn't do it. And my friend was like, I'll do it if you guys buy it for us. And they're like, we'll buy both of you one so i was like all right whatever i'll do it so they brought it out and i swear to god i drank the beer and i i was like you know what i think i'm just gonna sip the the jaeger shot and i was like oh it's like a powerful licorice i was like analyzing the flavor and they were like dude what the fuck i'm with them on this i'm with them completely. And they're like, how are you doing that?

You're just like sipping it. I was like, yeah, I don't know. I'm just like analyzing the taste. And they're just like, oh, because they just like powered it down. I just kept sipping it. And they're like, you're crazy. You are crazy.

Jaeger is not a sipping drink. That's not. Don't do that to yourself, kids. Don't let him convince you. I sipped it and you know what i wouldn't order it again i would never order it again but you know what i appreciated it mainly because it was free but i mean sure sure uh no i would never wish that on anyone that is that is that sounds terrible yeah oh at the same place. This was a different time. Months later.

Well, like two months ago. An entire group of college kids came in, and they all ordered hurricane shots. You know what a hurricane shot is? Oh, I mean, I know what a hurricane is. I don't know what a hurricane shot is. So a hurricane shot is apparently, I didn't know until I saw this. It's when you take a shot of something. I didn't know until i saw this it's when you take a shot of something i don't know if it's specific and then the bartender takes a glass of water or i

guess a shot glass of water and throws it into your face and then slaps you what so it's like you got hit by a hurricane because you get you get water in your face and you get slapped it's like the wind and the water. But why would I pay someone to slap me? Dude, they paid the bartender to do it like seven times. No, I'm alright. No, I'm not. You know what?

I realize now. I'm alright. And you can tell she was like getting out her frustration too. She was slapping hard. No, thank you. I am a-okay. I most certainly don't need that dude that would probably give me a concussion i was ready for that i don't think i have the desire to do that they were dumb drunk college kids all right i don't know yes oh i mean even as a dumb drunk college kid though

i never i would never do that i wouldn't put myself through that um so that's what the hurricane shot was listen i was learning all these things i just had my beer or wine and move on uh anyway that was the mexican restaurant story then then there's a then then went out to breakfast. All right. And there was two of the best people I ever saw at breakfast. Okay. So one person was this old woman. She had on like really stylish like shoes that like the kids are wearing these days. They're like these black like loafer shoes. Right.

But she had stylish shoes. The kids wear. Yeah. But she had gnome socks, like really high gnome socks, and she was showing off to her other old friend pictures of dogs and quilts. I can't lie. I like it. I like it a lot.

I think that's pretty. You know what? That's cool. I legit was like, dude, I wish I could join that table. Yeah, I like that a lot too. I can't complain. That sounds awesome yeah no i was like that's great all the other tables were just like what are we gonna do for

thanksgiving and i was like dude i don't care i want to hear about that lady's quilts hell yeah that sounds great yeah um and then there was this other guy at a different table who I swear to God, he looked like Danny DeVito and Barry from storage wars mixed together. Okay. I, again, everyone around you sounds awesome. Yep. And I,

he literally, he was at a group with these two women. One, I think was his wife. The other was their friend. And he was, he ate his like oatmeal dish thing. And he goes,

Oh my God. Wow. Yes. And then his wife was like, oatmeal dish thing, and he goes, oh, my God, wow, yes. And then his wife was like, shh. And then he eats another bite, and he's like, mm. And he gives a thumbs up, and she's like, quiet. And I was like, dude, I love this guy. Yeah, I have no words except for that guy sounds awesome yeah he was awesome

and then he did quiet down he kept eating his food but you could tell he was loving it he was like mmm yes that reminds me of my dad when he for his birthday we took him out and we got seafood and he ordered this one dish and I could tell the minute we sat down this is what he's been thinking about

all day like he's been thinking about it all day. That's all he wanted. He wanted to go to his favorite restaurant. We went there. He got his seafood dish. It was some big old soup with seafood. It was amazing looking. He got giant bread. to the end of him eating was like just lost in how good it was and i'll be honest if i could

have that every day i would i would do that every day 100 i relate people who are rich waste their time and money on buying fancy cars and amazing like boats and houses if you could just get if you could afford the best meal a day, dude, a hundred percent, I'd be happy. I'd be so happy. A hundred percent.

I would take a hundred good meals over a car. Yeah. Oh yeah. No doubt about it. It's like, Oh my, like even for my birthday, we went to my favorite wine place,

which is like, it's this wine place. It's like in the woods, but it's like, Oh man, I wanted to take you there. We'll take you there next time. All right. I want to go. I want to go see the wine woods. It's this wine place. You like sit out in the woods. Literally. It's just like a bunch of like rich people eating there. And they're just like, oh, we've brought in Charles here. And he's like five years old. And he's like, I'm Charles. And they're like five years old and he's like I'm Charles and they're

like Charles and they got like the best wine just like great food oh my god you gotta see it um but I was that way when I went there for my birthday because listen I'm only I'm not eating there every day this is like a once a year experience so like I go there and I'm just like oh man this is it and then you just go take a walk in the woods afterwards. You're feeling it. You had some wine. You had some good wine. You had some good walking. And then you go home. Now I'm jealous and I wish I had

that. But instead I had a great taco experience this week at the little hole in the wall taco place near me and that's pretty good. That sounds good too. What was it? I don't know. Like Thursday, wednesday tuesday one of those days and it's like uh you know we were like where are we going tonight let's get some tacos and and i was like yo i know a taco but everyone wanted to go to the fancy taco place that opened up and that fancy taco place literally has taco sushi that's a thing and i was yeah i know it's a fancy taco place literally has taco sushi. That's a thing.

And I was, yeah, I know. It's a fancy taco place. And I was like, what if we just went to the hole in the wall where tacos like a buck 50. We like go there and just get some tacos. And everyone was like, okay. And we went there and everyone was like, damn, this is so good. I was like, well, yeah. That's the hole in the wall taco place yeah yeah i feel like the the more hole in the wall the taco place is the better it's gonna be

every is ethnic the right word every culturally diverse food option if it's a hole in the wall it's better oh yeah that's just a fact. That was like our friend Tina. You know Tina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's Chinese. And then she was like, oh, I know the place to go. We go to like this random ass strip mall in the middle of nowhere. And she's like, this is the place you go.

And it's just like these like 90-year-old Chinese women just like, all right, you take food. And we're just like, all right. And it was, oh, my God, it was the best Chinese food ever. Yeah, I'm telling you. Mexican, Indian, Chinese, any type of Southeast Asian food, Thai, whatever, is going to be delicious if it looks like you shouldn't

be there. If it looks like you're the only English speaker there, you know that face slaps. 100%. Yeah, it's surprising how good it is Sadly sushi joints do not count Unfortunately They have been gentrified to shit

If a sushi place is full of people It's probably gonna be great If you go to a sushi place that doesn't have people I'm telling you don't go there If it's a hole in the wall sushi place Run that place is gonna get you Yeah That's a hole in the wall sushi place, run. That place is going to get you. Yeah, that's 100% truther.

I almost forgot. This reminded me of food. This has nothing to do with real food, actually. This reminded you of this? Right now? Not the other food we talked about? No. This. So, on TikTok, for the past week, I have been trying to get a

pink starburst to go viral. This is my David Lynch moment. What do you mean? Now I got to go to your TikTok. What do you mean? Over on TikTok.com, Crendor. I don't know how you actually access it. What do you mean?

Every day for the past eight days, I've been trying to get this pink Starburst to go viral. And some people are like, dude, it's not going to happen. I'm like, you wait. I will take, I don't care if it takes 8,000 days. I've been trying to get this pink starburst to go viral. And some people are like, dude, it's not going to happen. I'm like, you wait. I will take, I don't care if it takes 8,000 days. I'm going to get this pink starburst to go viral once. And so that's kind of, that's become my goal, is now I'm making

pink starburst TikTok and I want it to go viral. I mean, comparatively, it's doing quite well. It's doing okay. It's just not going viral. It has to go viral. Oh to go screwed up you screwed up what um day eight but then on day nine you you you have dark chocolate that's not the pink starburst tiktok yet that's just a random tiktok

that's what i'm saying, though, dude. I'm saying, though. You had the perfect TikToks and then ruined. Ruined. Maybe I did ruin. You know what I need to do? I need to hop on the trends. You know how everybody does the trends like the Roman Empire and the dancing for stuff? I need to find one of those. And I see the hop in with my pink Starburst.

You know what you should do? Can I tell you what the secret is? This is i know nothing about tiktok all right good the beginning of the video you need to have a you need to take a video of some like you know how girls just post like thirst traps right post one of those things where it's like if you had uh you know it's like they'll post like if you had 24 hours alone with me and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you then cut in with you being like, I talked to you about this pink starburst and how amazing, like,

that's how you do it. That's true. Oh man. That's how you do it. That's it. I got to write that down. Like, do you,

what do you think about pink starburst? I love pink starburst. Like you have to do like that. That's, that's the trick. That's true. I've seen a, I've seen a few of those where it's just like some girl being like this is what it's like and some

guys just like this is my rock it's a pet rock that i have that's what i'm saying there's there's the ones where it's like where's all the single men over 30 at and then you just jump in and like yo have you had pink starbursts i'm telling you this is how you get this is how you get, this is how you become famous. This is genius. I love, this is 100% accurate. By next week. Every video from now on, you just take their content and then put a Starburst thing in there. You'll, people will flock to you. This is 100% accurate. I can't believe I haven't thought of this yet.

That's why I'm here. I'm here to help you. Next week, we got our Black Friday episode, but like but I'm going to be talking about my Starburst. It's probably going to have gone viral by then. Yeah, you'll probably have an agent. You'll have a management team by then. I'll have a mansion. You'll have written three books.

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Oh, boy. Traffic's really picking up during the holiday season. Man, it is getting crazy out there. In fact, I was driving earlier today, and people do not know how to drive. It's pretty bad. You would think, like, oh oh man, watch out for those drunk drivers at night. I actually think people are just worse at driving during the day.

It's actually impressive how bad people are at driving. Back to you. Agreed. 100% agreed. That's traffic. Let's go to weather. Weather. I want to let you know you got so high that you on this end of the call I couldn't

hear you were like for some reason I heard that it wasn't as high as the weather no I'm sorry the weather went up there alright we got weather before I get to weather I want to mention two things which really doesn't relate to weather whatsoever is it weather related or are you just

mentioning two things okay what is that back in the the early on whenever we had cox and crendor live it was like i think it was early august when you came here we watched family feud right yes for some reason ever since then we have kept watching family feud amazing i love this well of course you should yeah it is just i've picked up on so many things family feud does that's like really weird first up one is steve harvey always comes out and he goes well welcome back to family but he always goes well do you think it's because they film like eight of those in a row so for him it isn't a new show he's just like here i am doing this shit again yep 100 in fact i think

there's a couple episodes i think he's he's plastered like 100 he's been drinking i believe that i believe that yeah uh and then just the fact that like after every after every answer they have to say good answer. I almost think it's like the producers say it. You know what I mean? I mean, yeah, because some of them aren't good answers. Yeah, they're just like, tell me a thing that you talk about on a podcast. And they'll be like, I'm going to go with my foot.

And then everyone just pauses. And then some family member is just like, good answer, good answer. Yeah just pauses and then some family members just like and then it's just like there's also a time where like Steve Harvey he gets like a little too insulting you know like they'll literally be like name a farm animal and someone's like um I'm gonna go with donkey and he's just like a donkey a donkey really that's that's all you could think of a donkey and they're just like yeah i don't know i couldn't he's just like at all the thing he just like spends like five minutes berating them and he's like donkey you think there's heavy editing going on because i keep going back to that episode where he kept skipping over that one woman

and i feel like whatever came out of her mouth was so insane that they just kept editing it out because there's no reason for him to be like that to her. And I feel like they have to edit out the crazy people. I think they might, yeah. There's got to be some editing. There's always editing in those shows. Yeah, I feel like some of the answers are so crazy that they're just like, nah, nah.

Steve, nah, move on. He also does this thing where it gets a little creepy. He'll just be like, there'll be like some guy and he's like, yeah, I work at a, you know, a spaghetti factory. And he's like, yeah, whatever. Okay. And then he'll get to the woman and he's just like, nah, this cute girl right here. This cute girl.

She's very cute. I bet she does something really nice. And she's like, I'm a teacher. And he's like, yeah, you can teach me. And then everyone laughs and I'm like, this is a little creepy. Yeah, but I think he gets away with it because he does it to the old ladies too.

He's like, oh, Miss Sylvia. Oh my god. And you're like, okay. You can tell it bothers them. They'll be like, ha ha ha, yeah. And then they you're like, mm. Okay. And, like, you can tell it bothers them. They'll be like, ha, ha, ha, yeah. And then they're just like, mm. And it's just like, oh, that's a little weird.

There was one where he, a guy was on, and he had a girlfriend. The girlfriend was gorgeous. And he was, like, just the goofiest looking dude. And the entire episode was about how he could not get over that. He was like, hold on. This is your wife? And he was like, yep, yep, been married five years. And he's like, are you rich? How do you? It's crazy.

Yeah, it's what he does. Crazy Steve Harvey, man. He's still funny. Yeah, it's still hilarious. It's just like, how on earth? I guess when your show's on at 1 p.m. in the afternoon, anything's possible. Yeah yeah it's still hilarious it's just like how on earth i guess when your show's on at 1 p.m in the afternoon anything's possible yeah it's funny because my 98 year old grandma i figured she would watch family feud and i was like oh we've been watching family feud you watch it and

she's like i don't like that show and i was like oh okay she watches price is right she loves price i mean i get it i get i get prices right mean, I get it. I get Price is Right. I understand. I get it, too. I like Price is Right. But that's her thing. She's like, I watch Price is Right, and I watch my soaps. I'm like, all right.

Anyway, the other thing I wanted to bring up during the weather segment is that you mentioned mulled wine. Yes. Dude, every year we make mulled wine. Yes. Dude, every year we make mold wine. In fact, we're doing it tomorrow. Because right before Thanksgiving, we put up our Christmas stuff, and we always make mold wine while we do it. And every time we do it, we watch Christmas Vacation.

So why did this start? What started this? I don't know. This is sort of like the tradition the two of you have had for a while? I think so. I think we just started because I was like, I want to watch Christmas Vacation. We were like, we just watch it when we put the tree up. And then we talked about mulled wine.

We're like, we'll try making mulled wine. And we did. And we're like, yo, this is pretty good. And so I think it just kind of morphed into its own thing. And now year we're just like yeah we put up the tree we put up christmas stuff we do mulled wine and some people might be like oh you're putting up christmas stuff before thanksgiving well we host thanksgiving and people like my parents come over and they're like where are your christmas decorations so they want to see our christmas stuff so we put it up before thanksgiving i mean okay Here's the thing.

It's a nice tradition. Mold wine. I would... Wait, do you watch the movie while you put up the tree? It's the type of movie where you've seen it so many times, you know it's going to happen. So it's like you can watch and, you know. Sure. You don't have to watch it, watch it to know what's happening.

You can tune in at any point and be like, oh, yeah, we're at this point. I would do the same thing. I love mulled wine, but I'd do it with old standards. You know what I mean? Like the Christmas songs your grandmother listened to. Ah, okay. But I'd do the jazzy versions. I'd want that.

That seems very Christmassy to me, but I live in LA so instead I'll put on a record of like 90's best ska and I'm like just dancing around in my apartment. When you say like old timey jazz I think of like you put on the record and it does a little like

You know what I mean? That's exactly, I am with you. That's what I want. It's like And here I am with you. That's what I want. It's like... And here I am on Christmas. All right, well, not that. No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on. Not great-grandmother songs.

I'm talking from, like, the 50s and 60s. Not, like, 1932, like, I am here for Christmas. No, not like that. I thought you said great-grandmother songs. No, grandmother. Okay. Like big band, like some guy who's like,

Christmas time is where we smoke and where we drink and I hit on your wife in Christmas time. Like that's what I want. Yeah. Bing Crosby. Bing Crosby wins all Christmas time music, by the way. But him singing Mele Kalikimaka is hilarious. That's in

Because it's just like this white guy being like Mele Kalikimaka is a Hawaiian way. That's in Christmas Vacation. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And I'm like, is it though? If I went to Hawaii and was like, why do you say Christmas? Are they going to get mad at me like you heard that song, didn't you?

Stupid song. Or do they love it? They probably would. And mad at me like you heard that song, didn't you? Stupid song. Or they love it. They probably would. And when I say they, I don't mean like the white dudes who moved to Hawaii. I mean like actual real ass Hawaiians. Not like, we actually moved here. We're so big on the island. Like, no, shut up. Shut up.

Yeah, it's a... Wait, hold on. What the shit? Yeah, it's a... Wait, hold on. What the shit? Dude, I realized that the song that I like from Sleigh Bell's Jingle

is by Johnny Mathis. Johnny Mathis. Johnny Mathis. American singer. Oh, shit. He looks like the guys I'm talking about. I mean, he's 88 years old right now, so, I mean, like so he's doing his thing.

Wait, he passed away? He's dead? What? Wait, why does it say he's 88? It says he's 88. It doesn't say he's dead. No, this doesn't make any sense. This can't be right.

How many Johnny, country Johnny Mathis, but then there's John Royce Mathis. How are there two? He's still alive. He's still alive. He's still alive. None of this makes sense. There's another Johnny Mathis? How many Johnny Mathises are there? Wait, a country Johnny Mathis died.

What? So there's another Johnny Mathis born in 1930, but this Johnny Mathis was born in 1935. You know what? This is a rabbit hole. I don't want to go down. So did this Johnny Mathis have a stroke, or did country Johnny Mathis have a stroke? Country Johnny Mathis had a stroke.

Johnny Mathis, Johnny Royce Mathis, is still active and alive, and he's making music. Okay. So, yeah, Johnny Mathis, though not stroke one, love his rendition of Sleigh Bell's Jinglin'. Great stuff. Easily one of my number one songs. Great things. Great, great music.

He performed, Johnny Mathis performed a sold out to a sold out audience in the villages, which is that retirement home in Florida, sold out on January 14th, 2016 for his 60th anniversary concert tour. Man. Sold out.

Sold out. Dude, I'll tell you what. I would have bought a ticket. Honestly, can I be real with you? I would love to film you going to the villages. I feel like that would be the best because I think you would thrive there. Oh, 100%.

If there's old people there, I'd thrive. You would relate on a level that I simply couldn't. Yeah. Even the other day, we went out for breakfast. I think it was on Thursday, and it was literally just all old people, one group of people that looked like they were out there for business, and then us.

Anyway, so we're in the weather. Yeah, we are. We have a weather request for Piedmont, Oklahoma. This person said they have a Sonic. And the reason I picked this is they said, however, the best burgers are at the Chinese place. All right. All right. I mean, that is I'm going to try and find the Chinese place in Piedmont.

Yeah, I'm expecting they're not. Oh, this is tough. It's right outside of Oklahoma City. I see. At least according to this, although it seems very small, I don't know. Well, currently in Piedmont, Oklahoma, it's 58 degrees. And rain is likely low of 52. Winds south of 10 to 15 miles per hour. Chance of rains up to 80%.

Rainfall near a quarter of an inch. Ooh, that's a lot of rain. Humidity, 63%. Pressure, 29.95 inches. Visibility, 10 miles. Winds at 8 miles an hour. 7, 10 a.m. sunrisem sunrise 5 22 p.m sunset dew point 45 uv index 0 of 11 waxing crescent moon phase uh and on the old 10 day we got sunday

rain 60 degrees monday 52 with am thunderstorms 53 on tuesday with partly cloudy wind Wednesday 56 and sunny Thursday 61 mostly sunny Friday 49 mostly cloudy Saturday 45 partly cloudy Sunday 46 partly cloudy and uh then it just hovers around 50 degrees with partly cloudy for the rest of the week after that okay so I'm pretty sure I found it which is really funny because this place is not that big. Piedmont, if we're talking the town, city, whatever, I've only found six actual restaurants in this entire place. All right. One is a Subway. There's another one.

Hold on. There's a bunch of pizza places. Yeah. I see the Sonic. There's one place, Phoenix Asian Cuisine. That looks like sushi kind of stuff. But most of it is like a subway. But if you go down far enough, there is a New Wave Nutrition Lounge.

And then down the road is Sharp's Barbecue. But then, there standing like a beautiful beacon of love, Piedmont Chinese and American cuisine. I think this is it. That's got to be it. The first image is not Chinese food, but what appears to be a bacon cheese sandwich thing. And if you scroll down far enough, there's a burger. And I'm not going to lie. That burger looks like a good-ass burger.

And I'm not going to lie That burger looks like a good ass burger And then you scroll down Even further past all the Chinese food That kind of looks like mid Chinese food To be honest And then there's chicken strips for some reason And then you get the burger I would eat so quickly It is a burger that is like

Jalapeno peppers Hold on look at this thing This burger looks like the Jesse Cox burger. It is. It looks like it's got jalapenos, bacon, onions, cheese. It looks like a – and this dude took the tomato out because he's smart because he knows that's going to ruin the heat. Oh, yeah.

I see that. That burger looks delicious. What is the price on this food? That's a good burger. I don't know what's going on here, but this is the in order. Liver and onions, pork chops, meatloaf, grilled catfish, Louisiana fried shrimp, teriyaki shrimp, salt and pepper fried pork chop. This is crazy. Oh, my god. Under fried rice, they have steamed rice, house fried rice, vegetable fried rice, chicken fried rice, bacon fried rice, ham fried rice, barbecue pork fried...

Oh my god. I need barbecue pork fried rice in a heartbeat. Yo, this place looks great. This is crazy. There's like a picture of... It looks like just Chinese food you'd order out from like a Chinese place. And then like a piece of Texas toast. It's like, what? It's so random.

Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. Yeah, it's straight up just on the plate. It looks like scallops and shrimp grilled with onions. And then asparagus, and then a bunch of stir-fried vegetables, and then, yeah, Texas toast. But here's the thing. Is it a buffet? Because behind that is a bunch of vegetables and stuff on a buffet line. I don't know. I don't know what this place is. I love this place. I love't know. I don't know what this place is.

I love this place. I love this place. This place defies all logic, and yet I want to eat there. Oh, yeah, I see it. It's like carrots and mushrooms. I don't know what that is. Water chestnuts? I don't know what those are.

They have a thing called chicken with jalapenos, and I want that. I want that. Yeah, I got to hold on. So the menu has different sides. There's chef specialties. So here's my question. Was this a Chinese restaurant that was opened by an immigrant family, but they realized that because it's middle America,

they need to serve American food as well to get people in the door. It might be. Because I'm looking at this because everything that appears to be like the chef's like, this is the chef's favorite, is all the Chinese inspired stuff. But then on the same menu, plain omelet, cheese omelet. Chicken fried steak and eggs for breakfast. Pancakes. Ooh, you know what? Some of the other dishes look trash, but the beef with broccoli looks good.

It does look pretty good, yeah. Dude, I went to their yell. Wow, this place is small, too. Whoa. Also, this place looks like it's right next door to where that building was that had Pizza Ranch. It does. Wow. This place looks like it's right next door to where that building was that had Pizza Ranch Yes it does Wow You know what I sometimes forget The middle of America

My goodness If you look at the street view There's a gas station What appears to be possibly a church Yep There's very little Wow Yeah there's like nothing Cities have ruined me I couldn't live here to be possibly a church. Yep. There's very little. Wow. Yeah, there's like nothing.

Cities have ruined me. I couldn't live here. I would go crazy. Yeah, I don't know if I could live here either. It's a little too middle of nowhere. Scroll down past that. Their breakfast. I'd go there for breakfast in a heartbeat. They got this scramble with hash.

They got the hashbrowns. Two delicious looking biscuits with gravy. Stop. I'd for breakfast in a heartbeat. They got this scramble with hash. They got the hashbrowns, two delicious-looking biscuits with gravy. Stop. I'd eat there in a heartbeat. Oh, my God, yeah. That breakfast looks delicious. If this is the place, I'm glad you brought it up. I don't know if this is correct, but to the person who wrote us,

this has to be it. It has to be it. There's no other place that would have this. Fresh ground beef, burgers. You can get a jalapeno burger. Jacob's Burger, which is double meat, cheese, bacon. Dude. Grilled chicken sandwich. This menu is crazy.

How is it so big? If you go down the street, they have Cloud Meds Wellness Dispensary Cannabis. Hell yes. Okay, you know what? Somebody on Yelp said, we've been eating here since 2006 when we were looking for land to build on in Piedmont, Oklahoma.

We would drive from Bethany just to get food from here. It was so good. I don't know what that means. Move to Piedmont in 2007. It's a must for us. It's the best Asian food around. That's crazy.

That's, oh my, I got to look at the reviews too. This place, this place is great. This is insane. I can't believe this exists. I can't, you know what? Bless this beautiful country. I'm just going to say it. God bless America.

It's like, like you see these places and you're like, it can't be that good. But like a place that does it and executes it well, that's wild. Just tried the wonton soup for the first time. Oh, my God, I have a new favorite. Our family loves the A2 Crispy Chicken Deluxe. I can't say enough great things about wonton soup. That wonton soup is selling this place. All the vegetables taste fresh.

I mean, that's really all you can ask for in life. There's so many five-star reviews. Yeah, it is actually a good place. And the thing is, if you drive down the street, there's cows. I know. Straight up. There's also

a place down the street that is blowing my mind. I don't see it on the map a place down the street that is blowing my mind. I don't see it on the map, but on the street view it says they sell snow. What? Country snow. Huh. And I think maybe that's a snow plow service, but I'm also thinking maybe they sell country snow, and I want to know if that's a thing.

Dude, if they sold snow, that would be something. You can't click on it and get closer, sadly, so I have no idea what it is. Oh, wait, they sell snow cones. Yeah, also they sell ice cream. Oh, my God, they sell s'mores cookies? Yo, okay. I hate that it's permanently closed. Yeah, that sucks.

Yeah, but the reviews seem good. I wonder why it's permanently closed. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, but the reviews seem good. I wonder why it closed. I guess because it's literally a cargo container. Yeah, that could be it. This one says temporarily closed. I mean, I guess that's good. Because it's winter and there's no point in having a thing open like this in the winter? Yeah, maybe because it's winter. That's got to be it's winter and there's no point in having a thing open like this in the winter. Because it's winter. It's got to be it.

Yeah. Yeah. And then there's a picture of some old lady holding up snow. Wow. Country snow, snow cones. Last day of our 2023 season. Okay. Wednesday, 8-9.

All right. So they'll reopen in the summer. Okay. Yeah. So it is the winter. You know what? Damn right. Country snow. I'm going? Damn right. Country snow?

I'm going to be honest. I'm starting to change my tune. If I had to live there, I could make it. I could make it work. I probably live in actual Oklahoma City, but I'd make the drive. Yeah. Just to taste it and get crazy. Yeah.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Look at that. That's the weather. All right. Let's go to sports sports that may have been the longest weather segment we've ever done ever done uh ever um so in sports we had uh well nfl football happens tomorrow because we're recording this on Saturday, but college football happened. Alabama won. Michigan won.

Mississippi won. Penn State won. Pretty much all the colleges that are good won, it seems. In fact, yeah, pretty much all the colleges. That's the thing. College football, it's always like the good colleges always win, except for one time, and they're like,

Ask Clown State upset Notre Dame, and they're like, ass clown state upset Notre Dame. And they're like, what? So, over in the NBA, Boston Celtics in first place. Then you got the 76ers, Bucs, Pacers, Heat, and Knicks. And over in the Western Conference, you got the Timberwolves, Nuggets, Mavericks, Thunder Kings, and Rockets. In the NHL, you got the Boston Bruins in first place, the Panthers, Maple Leafs right behind them.

Then you got the New York Rangers, the Washington Capitals. You got the Dallas Stars, the Colorado Avalanche, the Winnipeg Jets, the Vegas Golden Knights, the Vancouver Canucks, and the Los Angeles Kings. And that is sports. Okay. What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day. Day.

Day. Fact of the day. Would you rather have a weird fact or a movie fact I mean obviously the weird fact who do you think I am alright well rubber bands will last much longer when they are refrigerated why do I feel like I know that

why would I know that what part of my life would I need that information I don't know when a rubber band is placed in the fridge it causes the polymers to relax this keeps the band from breaking down as fast as it normally does okay I mean why do I why do I know that I don't know why you know that maybe you just heard it somewhere and it just got stored in your head oh it must it know. It must have. I mean, okay, sure, sure.

Maybe you were out to brunch with your mom, and she was like, Jesse, rubber bands will last longer when they're refrigerated. And you're like, all right. I don't know. Yeah, I don't. I have no answers for you on this.

All right. But I mean, yeah, it makes sense. It all checks out. It's your facts of the day. Okay. What is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. Day.

Day. Day. Day. Escaped horse on plane forces flight to turn back to JFK airport. You know, I don't know how that works at all. Was it in the cargo? I think so. Let's find out.

Within hours of taking off, a plane was forced to reroute and return to its departure airport after a horse got loose in the cargo hold. It was. airport after a horse got loose in the cargo hold it was a boeing 747 took off from jfk in new york city on november 9th and once it reached 31 000 feet its crew requested a change in the flight plan as one of the 15 horses in the cargo hold had gotten loose the plane was operated by the plane was operated by air atlic, according to the Associated Press. Air Atlanta Icelandic? What the shit?

People reached out to Air Atlanta Icelandic for comment on the incident. It's too big of a name. It's too much. That's too much, but they did not receive an immediate response. Out of all the planes, what does Atlanta and Icelandic

have to do with each other? That's such a weird combination. It's not Atlantic Icelandic. It's Atlanta Icelandic. Yeah, it's Atlanta Icelandic have to do with each other. That's such a weird combination. It's not Atlantic Icelandic. It's Atlanta Icelandic. Yeah, it's Atlanta Icelandic. Atlanta Icelandic. Maybe because it's such a big hub? Maybe.

That's got to be it. Hit the mic. Oh, you know what it is? It's a charter. This is a private-ass plane. I see. Okay. So someone paid to stick all their horses in there. That makes sense. A rich person did this.

Yep. Sounds like a rich person problem. There's no way it would be like, yeah, yeah, we just put all of your luggage next to the horses. I need my horses. And my luggage. In a recording of the cruise call to air traffic control shared on YouTube, one of the pilots said they did not have a problem flying-wise, but they could not get the horse secured after it had gotten loose.

According to John Kutikelli, the chairman of ARC, the company that handles all animal export and quarantine operations at JFK, turbulence struck and the horse jumped and managed to get its two front legs over the front barrier of its holding stall. Then it got jammed, per CNN. The horse was then suspended over the barrier with its front legs on one side and its hind legs still inside the stall.

Upon landing, the animal was met with an emergency response, but the other 14 horses had to be taken out in order to get the equipment in the get the... Wait. Had to be taken out in order to get the equipment in to get the horse out. We dispersed veterinary care, animal handlers, medical equipment, horse slings, a horse ambulance, everything necessary to accommodate that horse. They got a horse ambulance? I to accommodate that horse they got a horse ambulance i they must i mean horses are big money right i guess but just imagine being the guy that's like

yeah drive the horse ambulance you're just waiting around like a horse is hurt there's like oh my god you gotta fire up the horse ambulance Once the horse was extricated, the injuries it had sustained were too severe, and it was euthanized. Every time. Every time. It's not the horse's fault. You're stupid. Oh, my God. Every time we get a fun story, somebody gets euthanized.

I hate it. I hate it. Every time we have a magical story about a horse or a snake or a monkey, it's always like, and then after this wild incident humans caused, we killed it. Yeah, that sucks. That's dumb. And that's your big news story of the day. All right.

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