Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 416 - Jesse Drinks a Capri-Sun
Episode Date: February 17, 2024The boys are back and this time Jesse has more computer issues, because why not? Thankfully he's managed to salvage his day with a Capri-Sun - which of course leads the boys down a spiral of investiga...tion on what the hell the deal is with Capri-Suns. Meanwhile Crendor gets lost on tiktok and definitely needs to be on the lookout for Uncle Jimmy. Also a trip to Kentucky reveals a pizza pie conspiracy?? All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping.
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What just happened?
I tried to talk and words did not come out is what happened.
Sounded like you became the Big Bang Cocks theory or something.
You know, I'd rather not.
I'm alright with not being that.
I'd rather you not either.
We'll have to add the laugh track.
Hold on, let me see if I have one.
Alright.
Nope, just that.
Ah, just the nut button just the nut button
Which by the way
The story is he just got a nut button randomly from from someone just sent me a nut button actually I got two buttons in the mail. I got and then I also got
So now I can nut and then victory.
Honestly, it works. Whatever, you know, I don't know why I have these but I'm excited I do.
I used to have the GG button.
What happened to your GG button?
Oh, I don't know. It's either in a...
It's either in a bin, a
shelf drawer or whatever, or I
threw it out, one or the other.
I do like it. It could have been like, GG!
That could have been good.
Could have been funny. I got that button
like eight years ago.
It probably still works. That was like back
when I won 2014 Heroes of the
Storm streamer of the year. Actually,
that was like 10 years ago.
I just want to point out for the record, that's really funny to me.
That's almost as funny as me winning best up-and-coming streamer 2016.
And I was like, bro, what?
I've been doing this for almost a decade.
I won a legitimate award at the Golden Joysticks.
Wow.
This guy is one of the best new faces.
And I was like,
God, I think I was mid-30s at the time.
I've been doing it since
2010. Just like, come on
now. I don't know.
This guy's really taken off.
Yeah. I guess that shows your perspective
yeah you can be doing it for a long time unless people notice you it really doesn't matter
yeah which that really is just a lot of a lot of twitch things it's just these people are the most
noticed they're gonna like well streamer award things it's like the same people every year you
learn the hard way if you have a job like this that it doesn't matter how
good you think you are if
the community or
public at large doesn't give a damn. It really doesn't
matter. Like one of the best things in the world
is seeing, you know, years ago
I used to do Fan
Friday and the Yogg's
cast started doing Fan Friday
and I got so many people bombarding me with like
you're just copying
the oscast like i've been doing it for years since before they were doing it and they're like
yeah we just found you now so you suck i'm like okay cool or uh when when i'll post a thing on
twitter for example and it'll be you know some some controversial nonsense and i'll do like my
hot take on it and i'll be like wow people really responded well to this. I'm glad people are on the same
page as me. And then I'll see someone who is
just infinitely more popular
not even have a take
just be like, this is
shit. And get 18
billion likes. I'm like, alright, yeah, no.
This is why I don't
run this rat race anymore.
There's no winning. I just can't do
it. So why try? Yeah. Really, I don't know how we got here. There's no winning. I just can't do it. So why try?
Yeah. Really, I don't know how
we got here. It's just the nut button.
Nut.
I heard the button going. No nut
was going. Yeah, sorry. I just had
to get that nut off.
Yep. How's your week going?
It's going. I
for some reason, and this is such
a us problem and not anyone else in the world.
This is a do you make videos for a living problem?
And I, for some reason, whenever I use Adobe Premiere, which, by the way, is perpetually a broken product, but it's one of the only ones that exist.
So I guess go me.
While I use it, my screen flickers. It does this
weird flicker. Not like a black flicker, but the color palette of the screen changes. It almost
becomes sepia tone, but it's for split seconds, and I have no idea why, but if I were to, say,
look at a video timeline and make some cuts or edits. It would flicker every time.
Couldn't figure out why.
So my good friend David, who used to be my editor, who now has so
many better jobs than working for me,
came over and he's like, let me take a look at it.
So he sits down. I show him the
problem. He's like, I've never seen anything like this. I'm like,
I've never seen anything like this. So
we start to go through it and
he's like, alright, let me take a look. And he starts
going through all my computer settings and all my monitor settings.
He's like, okay.
So right out the gate, your monitors, it looks like you've had these for eight years.
I'm like, I have.
He's like, okay, that's probably problem one because I'm sensing a lot of screen burnout and things happening here.
And just to give you an example, both these monitors are at the exact same settings.
Yet one is clearly a different color than the other.
I was like, oh, well, maybe that's a problem.
He's like, it's definitely a problem.
So he's like, you need to get new monitors.
I'm like, oh, man.
But I love these monitors.
They're so good, and I haven't had any need for a new monitor forever.
Like, eight years?
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
He's like, no, you need new monitors.
So the hunt for new monitors began, and I'll be honest, I don't know a damn thing about monitors.
It has been so long that I haven't had to buy one, and I don't know what the spectrum is of what would be good for me.
There's monitors for video editing.
There's monitors for games.
There's monitors for business.
There's monitors that can do all of them,
but they're not quite as good as the one.
It's a lot.
I don't know if I need 120 hertz or 360.
I don't have answers,
and so I'm just on the hunt.
Are they Asus?
No, it's not uh because i got the i got two of those i got high quality asus gaming things i got them because jp was like these are good like years
ago and i was like dude nice one of the problems i had is that so i did get an asus years ago uh
as part of like uh i don't know this might have been two years ago as part of a brand deal thing I did with them when I built a computer for the office.
Like the really cool one that had like the pink glowy bits and the tubes and stuff.
Very, very cool computer.
And so I got a monitor with that.
monitor with that and I was going to use it but I compared it to my eight-year-old monitors that I had which are just like normal Dell monitors but designed for video editing and the ones I had like
looked better the picture was clearer everything I was like nah nah I'm all right so I haven't
used anything but the I really haven't found anything that I thought was as good as these
Dells which is crazy to me because I never really associate Dell
with like really high quality,
but the monitors are amazing.
And if there was a time I was like,
maybe I should just find, you know,
unboxed versions of these exact same monitors.
They aren't, I don't know.
There's something about these that I love
and I haven't found anything.
People get that.
You find something you love
and you don't want to replace it because there's nothing else like it. It's the same thing
with my apartment. My apartment, the people who run my apartment are just getting worse every
year. Since I moved there 10 years ago, no, 12 years ago now, it is only gotten worse.
The quality of everything has tanked. Again, going back to what I've said in this podcast for weeks now, they still haven't come to do the work on my apartment.
And I call them.
And every time I'm like, we'll send a guy out Monday.
And I'm like, okay.
And then Monday rolls by.
They don't come out.
And I'm like, all right, I'll wait a day.
See, maybe they'll come out Tuesday.
And they don't.
So then I call Wednesday and they're like, all right, we'll send someone by the end of the week.
And then no one comes by the end of the week.
It's just terrible.
The pool is currently closed because inspectors came by and was like, the pool could leak.
The pool's closed.
They're fixing that.
They closed the gym in the apartment.
They were like, well, there's something going on.
We got to close.
Everything is breaking down.
It's terrible. I'm stuck with them for like another nine months. And I'm just like, but at the same
time, the apartment itself is one of the nicest ones I've ever been in. Everything else around
me, everything in the area, every time I go look, it's twice as expensive and half as good. And I'm
just like, like, why?
Why can nothing be easy for me?
So I think most people understand that.
Most people get exactly where I'm coming from.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, in this economy, in this economy.
I don't know.
Listen, mine has been crazy as that.
My week has just been two things I wrote down,
and they're really not even that important.
I need to hear them.
Unimportant?
I need that in my life.
So one was a TikTok I saw,
and it's this woman where she's like grading papers all right and it's clearly fake so she's like grading kids papers but they're not kids it's like her handwriting okay okay so are
we only seeing the papers you're yeah you're only seeing the papers and her hand grading it. And she's doing the thing
where she grades it with a pen and she does it
really
heavily.
Almost like
she's writing really heavily.
So you can
really hear the pen hitting the
desk and the paper.
And every time she grades one of these
people's papers, says like two out of
ten like she always does two out of ten it'll be like she grades somebody's uh thing and they say
oh this is an egg and she's like no it's an avocado wrong and then it'll be but like and
it's clearly like that to it's like rage bait type thing. Right, right.
Yeah, it always is.
And so I was like, oh, this is clearly fake.
Like she's just doing this.
Like these aren't kids.
This is her.
And she's like only making these videos.
It's like, and then the comments are just so many people being like, look what you're doing to these kids.
Let the kid call it an egg or let the kid color in a monkey a different color
she like marked it wrong
because she was like
the monkey you colored in was blue
you should just be a normal monkey
and then people like
and I was like dude
how do so many people fall for this?
It actually blows my mind.
I mean rage bait always works
we've talked about it before
on this very show.
It gets people
every time it's also oh god these like other ones where a lot of them are just tiktok lives that pop
up right when they they'll like throw some lives in there when you're scrolling and it's always
them lying about a thing they'll be like find the missing piece of this puzzle. Or like,
what is the correct answer to this thing? And they'll be like, Nope, you're wrong.
Ricky, you're wrong. Jenny, you're wrong. Wait. Uh, uh, wait, somebody just got it. Somebody just
got it. I think, uh, let's, is it James? I think James got it. Guys go look in the comments. James
got it. Guys look in the comments. James got it. No, okay, no, Mark, you didn't get it.
Yeah, they'll just, like, say the shit, and, like, it's just there to drive traffic,
because everybody's just looking through the comments. Everyone's interacting. They're just,
like, you're wrong, or, like, who's, where's this guy? And it's just, like, encouraging
interaction, and so it just kind of snowballs, but it's an interaction of nothing, which is,
which is why it just blows my mind.
There's like so many of the, I've, I stumbled across like five of them.
Maybe it's because I clicked on one of them.
And so then it's like, here's more of them, but they're just like, it'll give like this crazy math problem.
And they'll be like, did you figure it out?
Somebody going to figure it out.
Somebody who's got it.
I think somebody's got it.
And they all do the same thing.
And I don't get it because, okay, here's why I don't get it. Because you're getting interaction,
you're increasing your traffic, you're doing all this stuff, but it doesn't lead to anything.
Right? You're not building an audience that's going to watch your shit.
You're getting meaningless traffic.
Okay, so first off, I just want to say I'm so happy you're finally experiencing the shitty side of TikTok.
You over there with your, like, goofy videos of old men saying weird stuff,
finally you're seeing what I'm seeing and worried about the world like I am.
But to your point, I guess it's not about building an audience.
It's about the views.
I mean, if you look at all the stories, and I guess they're really anecdotal, but if you look at all the stories of people who show up at VidCon, for example, and they're multi-million follower TikTok stars and no one shows up to talk to them or get an autograph or to get a picture or whatever.
Because I guess TikTok isn't about your fandom.
It's about the moment-to-moment interaction as people scroll through.
Honestly, I don't understand.
I don't get it.
I will say that even I will follow friends like you and Felicia Day
and all these different people that are on TikTok.
But I'll be honest.
I don't, unless you directly send it to me and be like, look at this thing I made about my, you know, starburst or whatever.
Unless you send that to me, I don't look at those.
I'm barely on there.
And when I am, I'm just scrolling through the for you thing.
And it's not my friends.
It's random people on there.
Like right now, if I go on there i'm not gonna see you i'm gonna see nickelodeon super bowl stuff uh a guy
who is apparently debunking some weird person's other tiktok a video of a guy talking about
foods at a grocery store that i should or shouldn't buy. Some guy making music.
But it's not any friends I know.
That's why I don't mess with it.
I don't get it.
I have a team that does it.
Yeah, I mean, you got a good team.
They take all your stuff and, like, make it into, like, powerful TikTok,
YouTube, Instagram, Reel, all the Reels, whatever, I don't know what to call it,
either way, they make it into all the stuff, I don't got a team, all right, the thing is, like,
I've said before, I don't care about actually making the, like, TikTok style content, I just
care about doing dumb stuff, which to me, because to to me i don't think a lot of traffic
goes from tiktok and shorts and all these things to like long form stuff and the other like i don't
think it does i think it translates over so the only thing i care about is like when my like i
was mentioning the other week when the algorithm hits and somebody's like krendor i forgot that he
existed and it's more like that you've done really well with that lately.
I've seen that happen to you multiple times where someone would be like,
Oh, dang, Krendor!
But does that translate into people then following you?
Exactly. I have no idea.
But, to me it doesn't matter because I'm just making dumb TikToks of me being like, what is TikTok, man?
Like, I'm not putting a lot of effort into it.
So if it does, cool.
But if it doesn't, like, I'm not putting a bunch of resources into it.
While so many people are, like, doing a bunch of resources into it.
But it's like, is it actually translating a lot?
Because I don't know if it is.
Most people who watch
that are just like scrolling for two seconds and they're like oh yeah that was funny anyway next
thing oh yeah that was funny next thing and they just forget what they even looked at a minute ago
yeah i mean that's that's the problem right it's even the stuff i just flipped through
i don't remember i remember there was a cologne guy that said like and it didn't i just went through it right and i wasn't gonna watch
that video anyway because something about like goofy cologne antics doesn't do it for me so move
on right yeah and that's that's the it's a weird attention span slash i don't even know dude i don't even know yeah um so that was one thing that happened
the the professor tiktok the next thing that happened all right i was going to chipotle
of course as one would do yeah and i was i did an online order so i was just going to pick it up
because i was like all right went to the gym ordered my chipotle on the way there uh on the old app or i order it and then i'm like all right go pick it up so i'm going going to pick it up because I was like, all right, went to the gym, ordered my Chipotle on the way there on the old app or I order it.
And then I'm like, all right, go pick it up.
So I'm going in to get it.
And these two guys are going in.
It's like some dad and his son.
And all I heard from them talking right behind me because I held the door open for him.
He's like, yeah, Uncle Jimmy beat the hell out of him what yeah so i was like go i
was about to go in i was like i'll hold the door for him so i hold the door and then he's like uh
or no that's what i was leaving so i held the door open because i was leaving and then they
were going in and he's just like yeah uncle jimmy beat the hell out of oh. Oh, thank you very much. Anyway.
I was just like, hold on a second.
I can't go back in and hear about Uncle Jimmy. I could, but it'd be weird. So I didn't.
But I was just like,
why did Uncle Jimmy beat the
hell out of him? Right?
There's something incredibly funny about just
like asking the question, why
did Uncle Jimmy beat the hell out of him?
So I was genuinely curious. Like, did Uncle Jimmy beat the hell of him? I was genuinely curious.
Did Uncle Jimmy, like, is he at a bar fight?
Is he just drunk and beat somebody up?
Did somebody, like, do something to him
and he had to fight back?
Like, is this like a justice-filled beat-up?
Is this like a drunken rage beat-up?
Like, what's happening here?
I don't...
I assume
it's more of a friendly, like...
Actually, friendly beat the hell out of him isn't...
I mean, I don't know. I don't know their situation.
That could be, you know, how they show love
in that family. It's messed up. It doesn't make it right.
But...
Or Uncle Jimmy's just
trouble, man. Uncle Jimmy
might just be trouble
yeah I think if I had to guess
I'd say his Uncle Jimmy's just trouble
just the fact that his name
his name being Uncle Jimmy
just in general sounds like a guy
that gets into trouble
like that's just Uncle Jimmy what are you gonna do
so that happened and then that was really it i don't know there was like
not that much else that happened uh in terms of funny stories or anything i guess there was like
i was listening to the i was listening to the radio and they kept bringing up things and i was
like this would be fun to talk about on Cox and Crendor,
and I can't remember what they talked about,
which really is fitting for the show.
You know, that's a sign of a great show
is all the prep work we do.
Yeah.
It's one of those things where they bring up topics,
and they ask you questions.
Are you drinking like a Capri Sun?
I am.
That sounds like a Capri Sun to me.
I've never felt so cold out in my life.
At first I was like, you're just taking
a sip out of something, but then I heard the
classic bag going.
Right, I was at the bottom of the package
and I was trying to be quiet
with it. I didn't want to make a big
noise because it would be rude, but then
it just happened and you were like, bro, is that a Capri
Sun? It is. It is in that a Capri Sun? It is.
It is in fact a Capri Sun.
What flavor Capri Sun is it?
It is a fruit punch.
That's like the classic go-to.
Everybody's going to go fruit punch.
Whenever we go to
Costco in the office to grab supplies
like toilet paper or whatever,
we always get
way too much water, way too much sparkling water,
and then for some reason one, like, giant box of four different varieties of Capri Sun.
And that's what's in the office.
That's what we have here.
A variety of sparkling waters, a whole shelf of water,
and then one area of just Capri Suns.
I haven't had a Capri sun in a while i feel like i tried that's why we got it that's why we're getting them as i'm like you know what
it makes me feel like a kid again yeah are they there's like nothing healthy about them right
it's just i wish i could tell you the uh package has Capri Sun and Fruit Punch, and then the back is just silver.
And it's just like, as a kid, I have no idea what's actually in it.
But it isn't a lot.
I'll be honest.
It's still in those packages, and it's not a lot of actual liquid.
So it can't be that unhealthy, because you're not drinking a lot of it.
Yeah.
They got Capri sun jungle drinks
i'm sorry what yeah i went to capri sun.com and they've got monkey sloth iguana panda tiger
toucan capri sun jungle drinks i see that right. I thought I don't know what jungle drink means
I it almost sounds like alcohol, but it is not it does sound like alcohol. I wish it was alcohol
I would be like oh, let's go. I mean you could probably make it into alcohol
by adding alcohol, but
I don't know are these just like I think they're just different like packaging bags,
but with the same drink inside of it.
Yeah.
Although I am seeing that they have
a lot of fun ones
that I've never seen before.
Kids these days got it easy.
They have,
what the hell?
Capri Sun Mystic Dragon?
Capri Sun Fairy Drink?
Capri Sun Monster Alarm.
Monster Alarm.
That's what I'm saying.
I've never heard of these before.
But I also don't see.
Oh, that's because I think we're in the Capri Sun UK version.
Oh, yeah, this is Capri Sun UK.
You know what?
That's actually. Where's Capri Sun America? You got to go is Capri Sun UK. You know what? That's actually.
Where's Capri Sun America?
You got to go to Capri Sun America.
Yo, this sucks.
This sucks.
When you go to Capri Sun America, it takes you to craftheinscompany.com.
What the hell is this?
Barf.
It isn't even a Capri Sun website.
Yeah, they don't even have a website.
This sucks.
This does suck.
The American version sucks.
So CapriSun.com is a UK website?
Yeah.
In fact, CapriSun...
What the hell is this bullshit?
They got like an entire history over here?
What is this?
Okay.
Hold on.
Here's the history of CapriSun.
Okay.
1931.
The father of CapriSun.
In 1931 the father of capri's son in 1931 rudolph wild founded a company in heidelberg specializing in ingredients for food stuff what year hold on what year was this 1931
heidelberg where exactly he founded a company in heidelberg. I don't know. Heidelberg sounds German. It is definitely a German city.
Yeah, it is.
And what year is this?
This is 1931.
It's slowly becoming problematic, but okay.
His philosophy.
I wonder what was going on in the 30s in Germany.
World War II, 1931.
World War II is 1939.
Hitler's rise to power was completed in August 1934.
So I'm just saying.
Already we're in like a, okay.
All right.
You know what?
Maybe Rudolph Wilde was getting fed up with all this stuff going on.
One of the good ones.
Yeah.
He's like, I just want to make a fun drink.
All right.
I don't want to be a part of this whole Nazi thing. I just want to make a fun drink. All right. I don't want to be a part of this old Nazi thing.
I just want to make a fun drink for all.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Then we skip ahead 38 years.
I wonder why we skip ahead 38 years.
Yeah.
To the revolution begins.
Capri Sun is born under its former name, Capri
Sonne.
The first sale of the iconic stand-up pouch
in Germany, which, it does look like
a cool pouch. I mean,
yeah, it is what it is.
Orange
Softgetrana.
Then, in
1973, Dr.
Hans Peter Wild joins the family business.
Capri Sun becomes popular and 10-pouch plastic carrier pack is launched.
1979, Capri Sun has Muhammad Ali as their brand ambassador.
1980, they go to Africa and Asia.
In 1982, they go to the United States.
Oh, wow.
They came to the United States
after everywhere else, huh?
We're the last.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's actually kind of crazy.
That is interesting.
1992, they became the market leader in Europe.
1994, market leaders in the USA.
Actually, I don't know what that means.
Like the market leader of what?
Of Capri Sun?
Fruit based silver packaged beverages?
I don't know.
Yeah.
Like what are they leading the market of?
I guess that that's like the only thing I think of.
2003, the German secretary of the environment declares Capri Sun packaging to be ecologically advantageous.
That's good, I think.
In 2004, they broke their own world record for the first time over 5 billion drink pouches are sold worldwide.
Wow, what a record.
2007, Capri Sun introduced orange peach and wild berries.
2010, they went into outer space. Capri Sun introduced orange peach and wild berries.
2010, they went into outer space, enhancing the European Space Agency.
I mean, that checks out as probably the most, like, you're just sucking from a straw in a little tiny packet.
I'm not sure, you know.
It does just look like space food.
Like, it's all the food they take up there.
2015, they're in 119 countries 2016 they have a new product range pure fruit and water nothing else fruit juice and water
no added sugar flavors or preservatives yo i'd drink that yeah i'd drink that where's that at
yeah probably in the uk in germany i did find out that one package contains,
depending on what you're drinking,
between 50 and 66, I think, calories.
What about sugars?
It depends, and this is the problem.
Because I'm operating off of an English website,
it's saying everything comes from either sugar cane
or natural sugars, depending on where you are in Europe and
because there's no American website I'm just gonna assume fructose or some sort
of corn based nonsense but I have no I have no idea all right 2017 from Capri
sauna to Capri Sun with a new brand ambassador sunny the animated pouch don't and the ambassador, Sonny the Animated Pouch. Don't like that.
That is.
No, sir, don't like that.
There he is.
That sucks.
That thing is terrifying.
Those are the eyes of a man.
Those are freaky.
I will say, if you're interested in who is promoting Capri Sun here in the States,
it is the Animal
Crossing characters and the Pikmin characters.
Oh, dude.
Nice.
I knew Pikmin would get you.
Two of my favorites.
Animal Crossing 2.
What?
Like, do they only have that at Costco?
Is it just one flavor?
No, it's a multi-pack of like four flavors.
Oh, okay.
That's why we got it.
And we got it as goof the last time we were there.
And then we went back again and we were like, Capri Sun, Capri Sun.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So here we are.
Yeah.
It's, uh, we went to Costco today.
We bought some like granola bar stuff and like dental floss and like other things.
But a lot of times at costco they only
got like one thing which is why i was like or if they do it it is one thing it is one
thing of capri sun but it has it's a multi-flavor pack yeah that makes sense because they'll have
that but it's like very specific they're like if you buy this sparkling water you get like these
three specific flavors and that's it yes there's a lacro sparkling water, you get like these three specific flavors. And that's it.
Yes.
There's a LaCroix that we got and it had three specific flavors.
Exactly.
I'm not, again, I hate Costco.
I hate it.
But it is three blocks away from our office and it's, you know, an easy let's go get supplies.
And then we come back with like 18,000 pounds of toilet paper and we're like, all right, that's good.
What do you eat at Costco?
The experience.
I've never been, you know how there's, if you go shopping and there are people who are just in their own head and they are clearly not observant of the world.
Oh yeah.
Multiply that by a factor of 100 at Costco. There are so many people who I cannot figure out
how they make it through the day
because they're so
generally incompetent
and they all flock to Costco.
Costco sucks.
Trying to drive in the parking lot?
Oh, yeah.
You're always almost hitting someone
because they just walk out
in front of you
or they pull out
or it's just truly atrocious.
I do not like Costco at all.
If I could not go there, I would not go there.
Well, I like Costco, the store.
I just don't like the people.
That's 90% of the store.
Yeah, me, I can't bash the store for the people.
I can and I will.
All right.
I did.
Yeah. It is true true every time you go
plus like the people getting gas there they're like
I'm saving 20 cents and I'm like I'd rather
pay the extra 20 cents not have to wait in like
a like 20 year long
line and then you get your gas
and it's all like great like I'll just go to
the whatever I'll pay the extra like $2
it's like a little hillbilly
but like a little entitled all combined together it's something like uh what i imagine living in
what's that giant multi-mile long retirement community in florida i imagine it's that
to me the villages is what it's called the place place where all the old people in Florida go to retire,
that everyone there, every time you see anything about them,
you're just like, they seem intolerable.
That's my experience with Costco.
To me, it feels much more Eastern European.
What do you mean by that?
It also could be because you're outside of Chicago.
As somebody who's just extremely Eastern European
and has grown up always being around, you know,
like any, all these Eastern European people,
it's very much like if you go to a grocery store,
it's like based on that or like anywhere,
it's just very much everyone's in their own world.
They're just like, get out of the way.
They're just like, move, move.
Yes, it's like bumping into you. Nobody cares. Like, it's like that. It's like get out of the way they're just like good move move yes it's like
bumping into you nobody cares like it's like that it's like you're at the the market like
one of those old time markets and they're just like move move yes right yeah at least the old
time market i would feel like this is part of the flavor of it you know what i mean that's true and
maybe that's maybe that's my problem that i can't get into the flavor of Costco. But something about it is just so corporate-y instead of mom-and-pop old-time market that I just hate it.
Like, I remember going to a...
When I was, like, five years old, we went to, like, some, like, super...
It was, like, one of those tiny...
Not, like, tiny, but, like, small supermarkets.
Where it's, like, it's not, like, your standard supermarket. It's, like, half the size your standard supermarket it's like half the size but they got like deals they got like local stuff it was like
something fruit market or whatever but they had everything and i remember i went there with what
i went there with like my great grandmother and my grandmother and it was just like that
as people just bumping it i was like looking around it was just people being like everyone
was like yelling at each other but nobody cared kind of like new york what was that language
it's like in like the east coast like new york where people are yelling but everybody
yells so nobody cares they're just like move out of the way they're like i am moving
it was just like that you look around like oh okay like that's what the costco gives me it gives me
those vibes of everyone just
being like i'm doing my thing i'm doing you're doing your thing if i get in your way too bad
i try not to ever be like that but i will admit sometimes when it comes to gas i'll get like that
like if i pull in one way and someone pulled like the other day i pulled in uh on the right side where my gas pump thing is
and this lady pulls in facing me but hers is on the opposite side she was just like trying to get
in so she could get her gas and i assume pull the pump across her car right but i pulled in so that my gas tank lined up with the gas pump so I could fill it up.
She was trying to pull as forward as possible because she's trying to do it up and over the side.
So she starts honking at me to reverse my car.
And I'm like, no, I pulled in the right way.
I look at her like, I give her like, what do you want symbol, right?
And she's yelling me, honk, honk, honkk and she's screaming in her car to back up back up and i looked at her and
i just something to me snapped her i was just like no i'm not you back up yeah i'm just like
screaming her in my car so it's two people screaming each other their cars and finally
i open my door and i step out i'm'm like, I'm not going to move.
And obviously at that point I think it hit her that like, oh, this is a human being.
And if I get out of my car, this man who is much taller than me and much bigger than me probably is going to be an issue.
And I think it like washed over her.
Then as I'm filling up the car, she just sat in her car the entire time.
And then when I got in my car, then she got out. was like okay whatever all right tough guy and then i just drove off but i
was like why is she why is she yelling at me yeah i'm not gonna move for her i'm in the right yeah
yeah that happens all that happens all the time especially with parking. The other day, I was trying to go to the grocery store, and this lady in a giant GMC goes to park.
And I'm behind her because I'm trying to get to the space behind her.
But then she, instead of going in front of car first, She stops and starts to back up
like she wants to reverse into the parking spot.
I'm going to let you know,
that is my biggest pet peeve on planet Earth.
When there is a traffic in a parking lot
and you are like,
you know,
I'm going to hold everyone up
and try to reverse park into the spot.
Oh yeah, I hate that.
Drives me crazy.
The audacity of some people.
And so she starts, it takes her, she starts to back in.
Oh, she's going to hit that car.
She pulls out a little bit more, starts to back in.
And now she's honking at me to reverse.
There's four cars behind me.
I can't reverse.
We're all waiting for you, lady.
And she's just freaking out.
She's yelling at me through her window to like, back off, back off.
I'm like, I can't move.
You made this choice.
This is your problem.
And so now she's taking long and she's honking
and now people are coming in the other lane.
Some dude has already taken the spot I wanted to get.
He pulled in from the opposite end.
So now I'm just waiting for this lady to go.
Their car's honking at me.
Guys, people are coming this way.
Traffic's held up and she can barely move.
And I'm just like, if you had just parked it like a normal-ass human being, this could result five minutes ago.
Instead, I got to go find a whole new parking space in this damn shopping center.
Oh, my God.
It happens so often, and it's not ever like some dude in a Prius.
It's always someone in a pickup truck
or a Suburban or something.
It's just like, what?
I feel like it's happened more than once.
Oh, it happens frequently here.
Especially if you try to go to grocery stores
or to big parking lots around here.
There's always one or two people that decides,
you know what?
I'm going to hold everyone else up
and just reverse in.
I do always hate the backing.
I don't understand if it's like a, like,
I'm a cool car driver thing or something.
Like, I don't get it.
Yeah, I don't.
I did watch a video.
Again, this goes back to TikTok.
I did watch a TikTok video where a girl said, and I quote,
men who don't back into parking spots but instead just
drive in give me the ick
and I want I want you to know
I bet it's because of that woman
that I have to deal with this problem and lady
you suck
what is the here's my question
what is the point of backing in
so you can leave without
backing out
I guess.
Maybe you need to make a quick getaway.
I don't know what goes through people's minds.
I couldn't tell you.
Honestly, maybe they can't back out well,
or maybe they are afraid that if they park in some way.
I couldn't even comprehend it, dude.
Because at some point,
you have to back out anyway, right?
So just pull in normally and then back out.
They're just doing the back in
and they're just doing it in reverse.
And it's making it harder for everybody.
So just do it the normal way,
which is why I think it's a cool thing like,
yeah, I know how to back in.
I know how to parallel park.
My car goes vroom, vroom, vroom.
You know? I hope that's the case and not something... yeah i don't want to back in i go out of parallel park my car goes vroom vroom vroom you know i i
hope that's the case and not something i need i need to know why i have to hate you you know what
i mean like if i'm gonna hate you i'd like to know why i clearly already hate you but give me the
reason next please yeah there's got to be somebody somebody listening even if you are the person that
backs in why do you why why do you do it?
Why do you do it?
That's what we want to know.
We want to know.
We're not going to judge you, even though we are judging you,
but we're not going to judge you after the fact.
If you help us, we'll allow it.
You personally, you can do it.
You can do it.
Yeah, you can do it.
Just let us know.
For those others, F them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I just don't care about cars.
Like, even just people that do the vroom vroom cars.
There's like, my car goes like...
I'm like, I don't understand.
If anything, it makes it sound like the car is broken.
Yeah.
I just don't get it.
I'm somewhere in the middle.
Like, I can't...
A lot of the electric cars, they're cool, bless them,
but I need my car to make a noise so I know it's on.
Yeah, well, it's like a feedback thing.
Yeah, I need something,
but I also don't want my car to be like...
Like, I don't need that.
Just a nice, like, I'm on now.
Like, that's all I need.
I'm all right.
So I switched chairs again. This chair's all all I need. Yeah. I'm all right. So I switched chairs again.
This chair is all, like, squeaky.
Hear it?
I did.
I did hear it.
Yeah.
But it feels better.
It's, like, better posture.
It's better.
This is the stupidest podcast.
You're over there with a squeaky chair.
I'm over here, like.
Just like, I had things to talk about but uh i don't remember what they were
yeah
yeah um
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Oh, boy.
Traffic is actually pretty good still. In fact, I'd say traffic to a certain live show happening in a few months would also be pretty good.
And that we forgot to mention that earlier.
So it's pretty good.
Back to you.
Oh, I was waiting.
Yeah.
Hey, by the way.
Oh, hey.
Hey, gang.
Are you aware that on July 13th, Crandor and I are back in Chicago?
Tickets are on sale right now.
If you want to, down below, there's a link.
Click that bad boy, and you can join us for a live show.
Again, the last two sold out.
So if you want to go, get your tickets now before it's too late.
It is at our old stomping ground, Lincoln Hall.
If you've been there before, you know we loves it.
It'll be a blast.
But remember, the last two times tickets have sold out.
So be there or be square.
That's all I'll say.
Link down below.
That's all he's saying.
Actually, you did say more than that then, technically.
You know what?
That's all I'm saying. All didn't say more than that then technically you know what that's all i'm saying all right let's go to weather
all right once again i'm gonna hold down the old
weathers i go to youtube.com slash cox and crendor podcast i go to last episode i do control
f weather and then i hold down enter and then i let go uh somebody wants the weather request for
the exotic land of los angeles california all right i'm not doing that one i can tell you uh
it's nice out there you go all. All right, there we go.
We got that one.
Yep.
All right, now we have one for Ashland, Kentucky,
their hometown and the origin of the duct tape bandit.
All right, yep.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
All right, going to Ashland, Kentucky.
Let's see here.
And the duct tape bandit.
And the duct tape bandit. And the duct tape bandit.
Ashland, Kentucky.
57 degrees Fahrenheit.
Feels like 55 degrees.
9 mile an hour winds.
Humidity 49%.
Pressure 30.01 inches.
10 mile visibility.
721 a.m. sunrise.
608 p.m. sunset.
UV index 0 of 1138 on the old dew point and a waxing crescent
moon phase looking at the 10 day we got 47 with p.m showers on friday we've got cat walking around
over here cat what are you doing we've got Saturday. I want to be part of the weather.
We've got Saturday
partly cloudy, 36. We've got
Sunday, 47 sunny. We've got Monday
53 sunny. Tuesday
57 partly cloudy and Wednesday
62 partly cloudy. Thursday
63 shower. Yo, this is
like my favorite weather. You get like
62 with rain, 63 with rain
and that's the weather for Ashland, Kentucky.
Did you find any duct tape?
I mean, here's the thing.
Ashland, Kentucky, no duct tape.
But with that said, a lot of what you would consider American staples.
But with that said, shout out to Cheddar Scratch Kitchen.
Cheddar Scratch Kitchen?
I don't know if that's a chain.
It feels like a chain.
But it looks like a place that I would just delight in going to try.
Because it seems like old-time American food.
Right?
It's like, okay.
Cheddar Scratch Kitchen.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah.
It kind of does.
I've never heard of Cheddar's before. But it looks like a chain, but I don't know.
And then right down the street, Sal's Italian Eatery and Speakeasy.
I would go to Sal's in a heartbeat.
Again, it feels like a chain, but I don't know.
And that's the problem with most of middle America.
Everything feels like a chain, but maybe it's not.
I don't know.
They got slim chickens.
Like again, there's a place called Tudor's Biscuit World.
Tudor's Biscuit World, based on all the logos and signage, appears to be a chain.
I have never heard of Tudor's Biscuit World.
I would love to go to a place called biscuit world yeah like this place there's slim chickens and it looks
like uh what's that chicken tender place uh raisin canes yeah it looks like that but i feel like it's
not that like it looks probably a little everything. Everything here looks exactly like Raising Cane.
Exactly like it.
They got Jolly Pirate Donuts.
Yo, Jolly Pirate Donuts.
This actually looks pretty good.
Jolly Pirate looks pretty good.
Yeah.
They got, like, the box it comes in.
It's like a little treasure chest box.
That actually looks pretty good.
I'd go to John.
Yeah, but I'm looking around.
Everywhere I look, it's Dairy Queen, Golden Corral, McDonald's.
Again, very middle of America.
Although I will say, shout out to Taco Brothers.
Because here's how I know Taco Brothers slaps.
Every photo has people in it.
Oh yeah.
Like not just an empty restaurant with seating,
photos of people gathered eating these tacos.
Again, it feels like a chain,
but it looks delicious.
It does.
If you go across the water,
you can get to. That is the Ohioio river so now we're in ohio if you go across the river we're in a different state whoa you do that's the ohio
river huh i didn't know separates kentucky and ohio yeah that's the border of ohio is is the river
damn i was gonna say if you go across the the river to Ohio, I guess you can go to Ellen J
The shit is this called Ellen J. Cole Grove Inc and
They got someone they got some hot dogs from the like
nineteen
Nineteen those are the kind of hot dogs. I. That's the hot. I would be so happy with that.
Those are some good looking hot dogs.
I'm more interested in a place called.
You know, you're kind of right near West Virginia when this is the name of the pizza place and it looks good.
There's a pizza place called Skeeto's.
Skeeto's.
And Skeeto's in Ohio.
It looks like it's in a shack.
And the pizza, I mean, it's pizza, all right.
But there's no photos of actual pizza.
Oh, yeah.
There's one photo of what I assume is cinnamon bread.
But there's no actual photos of the pizza.
Yeah, Skeeto's is right down
the street from Sugar Creek Christian Academy.
So that's cool.
Yeah.
There you go.
And Mike's Archery.
Yo, you are, when you have a
store devoted to bow and arrows,
you are in the country.
That's just a fact.
That is very true.
Hold on.
I found something crazy.
All right.
So if you go down the river to South Point.
I'm going down the river.
Okay.
I see South Point.
You're about to hit West Virginia.
If you see South Point, there is a Giovanni's Pizza right above South Point.
But to the southwest, there's another Giovanni's
pizza.
Because it's two separate states, dude.
Yeah, but it's like you can eat at one
while looking at the other one across
the river.
That's like the Starbucks across the street
from Starbucks in New York.
One of them's got a 4.5,
the other one's got a 3.9.
I'm telling you, that Kentucky Giovanni's is trash.
The Ohio Giovanni's, that's a good one.
The 3.91 is like serving breakfast?
They got like sausage and eggs.
Meanwhile, in West Virginia, so you got Giovanni's Ohio, Giovanni's in Kentucky, and then across
the river in West Virginia is
Evaroni's pizza.
Now Evaroni's is a 4.4
and that pizza looks pretty
good, but they also serve
skyline chili style
sauce
with the spaghetti.
Oh yeah, the skyline chili.
So you can get that.
You know what?
Everoni's wins.
This place.
Although the pizza looks a little too saucy and a little too cheesy for me,
but that's the style.
Yeah, I can see that. What are you going to do?
I'm not a big – I'm more of a thin, crusty boy.
This looks like thick, thick crust, although they have my favorite type of sausage.
For some reason, if you're in Ohio or West Virginia and a little bit in
northern Kentucky, sausage on a pizza isn't like balls of sausage.
It's little tiny sausage crumbs that look like rabbit pellets.
Oh, yeah.
I remember that.
And I don't know why, but I love it because it covers every ounce of the
pizza with some type of topping. So I clicked on it. I don't know why, but I love it because it covers every ounce of the pizza with some type of topping.
So I click that.
I don't know why that is.
Click on that to see the Giovanni's pizza.
There is an old man there that is like so done with life.
The best part.
So Crandor sent me a multi-layered photo.
There is a photo of what I assume someone taking a photo of a young girl
i may be having her first pizza i don't know yeah they're just like a happy family like hey
we're eating our pizza and then right behind them is this old man who's like i don't want to be on
camera i don't think he wants to be anywhere But what's crazy is if you go down one photo, there's another angle of it, and it's another family,
and he's at the end of that table staring at the camera again like, I don't even want to be here.
Yeah, he's like in every picture.
Is he the ghost that haunts this Giovanni's?
Is that what we're discovering that is giovanni's
ghost giovanni died making pizza and now he can't leave he's in another photo oh my god
he's in a whole other photo yeah what That's got to be Giovanni. It has to be.
Yo, he's in another photo.
What?
Yes, there's another photo.
It's him standing in the middle of a group of people.
Dude, he is the ghost haunting this place.
There's no doubt about this.
I've never believed in ghosts until right now.
That is Giovanni's ghost, ghost 100 i just want to leave
he's stuck here forever stuck there damn dude damn that's wild
and that's the weather that is the weather all right let's go to sports sports uh sports we're about to hit the all-star break for basketball
uh pitchers and catchers have reported for major league baseball spring training
uh hockey i believe has started up again and uh we had the super bowl so
all those things happened and the Chiefs won the Super Bowl.
Cool.
Cool.
I did see you tweet about wrestling.
I figured I'd bring that up in the sports.
Yeah.
I don't really know anything about wrestling and I don't watch wrestling.
All right.
Well, first off, don't go digging now.
Okay.
Because a lot of what you're going to find is how, once again, Vince McMahon is a total
piece of shit.
A classic, yep.
So don't, like, more than you know.
Right.
Like, having a woman as a slave kind of thing.
Ah, yep.
Yeah, no, and that's not even an exaggeration.
That's lightly.
Oh.
Yeah, no, it's bad.
That's lightly.
Oh.
Yeah, no, it's bad.
But in the actual wrestling wrestling itself, The Rock came back.
And basically, you know, I'm not a big modern day wrestling guy.
I used to watch it back in like the early 2000s stuff.
But I, you know, I know what's going on because I have a ton of friends who are super into it. And so The Rock came back, and I guess there was going to be a big match, fight, whatever we call it,
between two of the bigger-name guys in wrestling.
And The Rock came back, and he changed it up, and he involved himself in it.
And everyone was so pissed off.
They're like, how dare you ruin this dude Cody's rise to the top?
It was his turn.
How dare you?
This was going to be.
And everyone's all upset.
And it was a lot of commentary about how wrestling is dead and this is terrible.
And The Rock is so full of his own ego.
When he came back from Hollywood, this is terrible.
And then within, I don't know a week it completely
changed because the rock was clearly playing a character and so he came back and he like you
know slapped that cody dude and he was talking shit and he was being like the villain and
suddenly everyone's like this is amazing and so it was this wild roller coaster of watching wrestling
fans get involved in the thing and you know make judgment calls too early and freak out.
Obviously, it wasn't all wrestling fans, but very vocal ones online.
And people just always had hot takes.
That's what I was talking about.
And, yeah, now it's like the evil Rock has returned.
He's going to ruin what we love, and we got to stop him.
So let's join together, everyone.
You know, so people are booing the Rock and stuff when he goes to events and you know it's wrestling of course this is what was happening yeah yeah yeah
that's why i said it's a roller coaster because it's been funny to watch people be like this is
because the week started with vince mcmahon continues to be an awful person and then ended
with wrestling as we know what is ending because The Rock is ruining it for everyone.
And then people were like, damn, this is really entertaining.
I was like, okay.
All right.
Wrestling, right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's sports.
All right.
Let's go to that big, beautiful fact of the day.
Fact of the day.
I saw somebody mention that one of our facts of the day,
there was something about Julius Caesar didn't add up.
Listen, I don't know.
I'm not fact-checking the facts.
I'm just reading them from these fucking websites.
Yeah, he went to a website.
Yeah, he went to a website and looked it up.
If the website lied to us, that's on the website, not us.
We're not scientists.
We're two idiots who make videos on the internet.
Yeah.
What do you want from us?
These are not fact-checked. Yeah, these are These are not fact-checked.
Yeah, these are 100% not fact-checked.
Baked beans are not actually baked.
I mean, yeah, but why do they call them baked then?
I mean, I knew that, right?
Maybe, what did I know?
I don't, okay, you know what?
Give me some answers.
In the UK, the dish is usually stewed in sauce. On the other hand,
canned baked beans are cooked through a steaming process. The bottom line? Baked beans are rarely ever baked.
Why are they called baked beans then? I don't know. We didn't really learn it from this website.
Why are they called baked beans?
Because the can is
first filled with blanched beans, then
sauce, and the can is sealed in a lid,
then the cooking begins.
Oh, they cook them in the can?
They cook them in the can.
But still isn't baked, though.
Does that qualify as
baked? It says canned baked beans
are not baked, but are cooked through a steam process.
Baked beans in the dish are simply containing white common beans parboiled and then in the U.S. baked in sauce at low temperature.
So maybe that's the bake.
But usually isn't baking like putting them in the oven?
I guess maybe that's what they do.
They put them in sauce and they bake them in the oven.
Baked beans occurred in Native American cuisine and are made from beans indigenous to the Americas.
It was adopted by English colonists.
Yeah, sure.
Originally, Native Americans sweetened baked beans with maple syrup.
Okay, sure.
That doesn't tell me what the bake is.
Today, baked beans don't tell me all right all right i found the
origins okay again baked beans got their root from they would stick the beans in homemade pots
glazed pots for baking beans it's like a bean stew tradition, but that's still not...
So it says, uh, baking,
according to the dictionary,
is the action of cooking food
by dry heat without direct
exposure to a flame, typically
in an oven.
So I guess, if you're cooking
it with dry heat,
then it is
baking the beans. So it has to be some form of dry heat to cook the beans, because if not, then it's baking the beans. So it has to be some form of dry heat
to cook the beans.
Because if not, then it's not baked beans.
Sure, and the bake is the heat
upon the vessel you've put the beans
and sauce and stuff in.
I get that.
But technically, isn't the sauce boiling
what heats the beans?
Yeah.
Isn't that like a bro a like a broil i don't know look i'm no cook i don't know this is one of those things where someone's gonna be like guys
this is inaccurate information like yeah probably i don't know yeah listen all we've learned is that
we have no idea what baked beans are at this point. Okay, so in New England, this explains why Boston's called Bean Town.
In New England, baked beans are flavored either maple syrup or molasses
and are traditionally cooked with salt pork in a bean pot over a brick oven for six to eight hours.
In the absence of a brick oven, the beans were cooked in a bean pot nestled in a bed
of embers placed near the outer edges of the hearth, about a foot away from the fire.
Today, baked beans can be made in a slow cooker and using a modern oven with a traditional
bean pot, Dutch oven, or casserole dish.
Regardless of the cooking method, the results of the dish, commonly described as having
a savory sweet, and brownish
or reddish-tinted white
bean are the same. Doesn't
matter. I still stand by the fact that
British beans, not
as good as American beans. I'm just gonna say it.
I know they love their beans on toast.
It does not have the same flavor. At
all. At all.
They're more tomato-y.
I do like beans on toast, but yeah, they are more tomato-y.
Yeah, yeah.
Ours have more flavor, and it could be because we add more crap to it, admittedly.
Like more salt, more sugars, and whatever.
Yeah, it tastes like ketchup-y stuff in the UK.
And that, I don't, it doesn't do it for me.
Oh, I thought that was, you're going somewhere and you just said, It doesn't do it for me. Oh. I thought that was you're going somewhere and you just said.
Doesn't do it for me, period.
There you go.
Doesn't do it for me, period.
All right.
Good.
That's your fact of the day.
All right.
What is our big news story of the day?
Big news story of the day.
Tampa, Florida.
A wayward kangaroo was corralled safely by sheriff's deputies Thursday after it was spotted hopping around the pool area of a Florida apartment complex.
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office released video and still photos of the kangaroo, including some footage shot from a helicopter.
The agency also released audio of a female resident of the kangaroo including some footage shot from a helicopter the agency
also released audio of a female resident of the complex calling in to report it quote i actually
see a kangaroo it's kind of a large kangaroo she said we got him closed in the pool gate area
deputies were able to figure out the animal's owner and reunite them after checking for its
proper registration no injuries to the kangaroo or people were reported.
So, I mean, again, nothing explained at all.
Why do they own a kangaroo in Florida?
Is it even allowed?
What are the rules?
And what happens if one gets loose?
Are you then in trouble for the loose kangaroo?
Yeah, is it?
Why do they have a kangaroo in the first play?
Are they like an owner of a zoo?
Are they an owner of something?
I don't know.
Yeah, my initial thought process was like
someone at a zoo let their kangaroo get loose.
Yeah.
That's what I feel.
But I feel like they would have been like,
it was from the zoo,
and they took it back to the zoo.
But they're like,
no, it's just the owner of the kangaroo.
Like it's a dog.
Yeah. This is right along the owner of the kangaroo like it's a dog Yeah, I
It says this is right along the lines of monkey Mondays
What is going on? Florida's out of control. It's like you got animals all right, okay?
Yeah, there's so many questions. They just they didn't ask anything either
But the thing is it's weird enough for them to be like, the crazy kangaroos on the loose.
But they're just like, yeah, they found the kangaroo and took it back.
And it's like, what?
I don't understand.
Are you allowed to have kangaroos as a pet?
Just.
Yeah.
All right.
I mean, look.
Wait, hold on.
What?
Nothing makes any sense.
In Illinois, Idaho, Maine, New Jersey, New Mexico, Nevada, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Texas, Washington, West Virginia, and Wisconsin, it is legal to keep a kangaroo as a pet.
While in the rest of the U.S., it is illegal.
That is weird.
So, but then why do they have a kangaroo?
Yeah.
Doesn't that mean it's illegal to have one?
Yeah, you would think so.
Maybe they have a special permit?
Maybe?
Florida law prohibits the ownership of kangaroos as pets.
What?
Are they from out of state?
But even in that case, what?
There's something going on here.
Maybe if you get a license or permit, you can have one.
But even then, if your kangaroo gets or permit you can have one but even then
if your kangaroo gets loose you're losing that permit yeah this is also why would you
where was this in florida again tampa tampa that's what it said big city tampa some guy just has a
kangaroo hanging around yeah well let me recheck here but the story is from tampa
bay hillsborough county which yeah tampa bay you know what i'm gonna assume this is either
from bush gardens or maybe maybe dinosaur world
that's kind of like a dinosaur i mean mean, there's so many places in Tampa that this could be.
There's the Whedon Preserve.
There's, I mean, I guess, but none of these, these are all public places.
Yeah.
I have no idea.
This is goofy.
This is Florida.
You continue to amaze.
I mean this.
Yeah. wow.
Well, maybe one, maybe somebody
knows. If you know, let us know.
Maybe.
And that's your big new story
of the day.
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