Doug Loves Movies - Anna Vocino and Brian Huskey Guest

Episode Date: July 27, 2009

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 acid popper kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody Hi and hello and good evening I gotta get my, I always write down everything I need to say on a piece of paper and then shove it in this bag. Sometimes I write it all down like a few days in advance.

And then I pull it out and I just go with it. I just say, well, this is what you thought you should say. So go ahead and read it. First, a Michael Jackson joke. No, I'm just kidding. I do have a terrible Michael Jackson joke, but I think I've already told it on another podcast, so I'm going to abstain right now.

Because, well, you listen to all this. Everybody who listens to my podcast also listens to Never Not Funny, and I did it on there. So check out Never Not Funny if you don't listen to it already to hear an amazing Michael Jackson joke I didn't just tell

so we're at the UCB theater right before Comedy Death Ray tonight's Summer Jam at Comedy Death Ray it's a totally unannounced awesome lineup and these folks that are listening to my podcast right now live are going to get to stay in their seats if they bought tickets for Comedy Death

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and so the winner of the shithead game this week was a gentleman by the name of BK Maynard on Twitter

he won a game that I played and so he got to name who the shithead is at the end of the show tonight DK Maynard on Twitter, he won a game that I played, and so he got to name who the shithead is at the end of the show tonight. And you know what? I forgot to write it down. Yeah, and now I'm going to have a hard time remembering who it was. It was a good one, too.

It was one that I went, yeah, that is a shithead. And I usually write it down right here, and I didn't. So I'm going to have to think about it. Or maybe I can sneak a look at my Twitter and see if it's still on there. This is a great show so far. So I don't know if you guys have noticed, my new Twitter game is called Fake Co-Stars. Hashtag Fake Co-Stars. And I've come up with ones like Gregory Peck and Will Smith in Omen in Black.

Mel Gibson and Marlon Brando in Apocalypto now. And then a dude wrote into one to me on twitter his name is jake fincher and he wrote uh christian bale and will ferrell in dark night at the roxbury so uh so that looks like fun um so let's bring out the guests let's get this going um i told you guys i was going to come up with theme shows from now on and i'm sticking to my to what i said uh i put together what i think is a terrific theme show please welcome uh from the cast of the vh1 program free radio it's anna vocino and brian husky let's hear it for both of them From that show on TV

There they are Come on in you guys It's a nice audience You work on a show where you don't ever have Like an audience there while you do radio So this must be Unlike most radio that has huge audiences. Well, they're

starting to now. They're starting to figure out that they should maybe put some bodies in there so that the listeners can hear how funny everything is. They need a laugh track. Or the sidekicks laugh. Like, that's the funny thing on free radio is there's no character that sits and laughs at everything that the other characters say. Well,

we fought really hard to have a laugh track in there. Yeah, we did. VH1 said no. VH1 said no laugh track. Yeah, and we were like, we'd like to get it from a Spanish television show and just lay it on top. But they said that that wouldn't work

because it doesn't translate. So we walked away from that. Well, you play, Brian plays, of course, the beleaguered station manager there at the station with Moron in the Morning. K-Bomb. K-Bomb FM. That's right.

And then Anna has to be on the morning show with Moron in the Morning. The straight woman, as it were. Yeah, but you're really funny on there. Let's see. Who's actually seen it? Applaud if you've seen free radio. See, people have seen it. if you've seen free radio see people see that feels like thank you these guys are exciting

now what but what about uh sonic commercials who's seen brian sonic commercials exactly let me tell you a little story about sonic brian brian's got a lot to tell about Sonic. Let me tell you a little story about those guys. Well, I'm a comedian, and so my dream is to be a character in a commercial. I want to portray Midwestern ideals in a safe environment. But when I do other things, like things for Funny or Die or for The Onion, they actually thought that they were a little distasteful. Not Midwestern. Not Midwestern enough.

Really? So they decided to sort of switch it up. So I would encourage everyone to not eat there anymore. I will tell you that per burger, there's three rat anuses in each patty. Why don't we go ahead and pre-warn anybody else that if they don't put you in their commercials, you're going to tell people to not eat there.

Let's put McDonald's on alert. Let's put Burger King on alert. All fast food. You would be so much better than that chicken dance thing they've got for Jack in the Box right now. That is pretty great, though. That's crazy. Do you know all the moves already? You're ready to jump in.

It's huge. I don't want to put an entire corporation out of business, but they kind of ticked me off. You don't cross a bald man like myself. So they keep doing similar spots, but with different hilarious people? Well, I kind of feel like they jumped the shark, because at one point they had a mother and then a 10-year-old boy, and that's like Adam Rich on Eight is Enough.

Yeah, yeah. Once you're dragging a 10-year-old into it, it's like, this is not real. I'm being adopted. Show's going down the tubes. Yeah, this isn't real improvised in a car comedy. Yeah. Like all of those commercials. And then they took the lady who was my wife,

and they paired her up with a person from work. And I thought they could have a whole hilarious storyline that I was murdered or convicted of rape or something. But they, no. Nobody in the Midwest rapes, though. No. Oh, I also see How about if I cook up

Some meth And then I get put away For that I can't let her Comments slide Why don't they do that In the Midwest It doesn't cross

Their mind right They're either too Too cold or too sticky Depending on the time Of year It's too humid I can't rape you It's so humid

I can't rape I can't rape When it's that humid It's taking the rape Out of me Do you. It's so humid I can't rape. I can't rape when it's that humid. It's taking the rape out of me. Do you know what humidity does to my dick? It's like walking around covered in a blanket of not raping. Of not raping. But a blanket would come in handy.

Wouldn't it be nice to be the gentleman rapist and throw down a blanket first? I want to believe that some guys will do that. There's got to be some, right? There's got to be some. I'm your gentleman rapist. Lay upon my fine quilt and I will take your mind from you for the next 20 minutes. I will corner you in an alley and ask you to merely cuddle or hold hands. Here's a flower.

Now take off your knickers. So, I know, Brian, you're in... What movie did I see last year that you were in? I Love You, Man. Step Brothers. Step Brothers. I knew it was one from that factory. He did Parks and Rec.

He did an ep of Parks and Rec. And I saw he was a pedophile. I played a pedophile. Oh, I'd love to talk about it, but this is I Love Movies. No. Oh, I'd love to talk about it, but this is I Love Movies. Why did you play a pedophile? Was it one of those things where they

stuck at him? Yeah, I showed them a picture of me with my child. They assumed I was a pedophile, so I was like, no, it's my child. Your kid's in your Twitter picture, right? Yeah. They were like, oh, look at that pedophile. He's hilarious. No's my child your kids in your twitter picture right yeah that's the one they're like oh look at that pedophile oh he's hilarious no i was a little like because i auditioned for some of the other parts and stuff and they're like they're gonna off you apart and

i was like yeah and they're like it's a pedophile i was like oh okay but it may recur all right do you have to go around every house in the neighborhood now and say, you know, I need to warn you that I'm playing a pedophile? Yeah, he's not really a playboy. Or maybe wear a big sandwich board next time you go to the public pool. Fictional pedophile. Because to get it back to movies,

remember that scene where Jackie O'Reilly gets in the pool and he's a pedophile in Little Children and everybody runs and screams out of the pool like it's scarier than when there's Doody in the pool in Caddyshack. I thought that scene was ridiculous. Well, that's based on fiction, though. That's from literature.

And literature doesn't know how to play that. Because how would that normally play? Like, a couple of people would be like, oh, there's that pedophile. And then they'd go back to swimming. Who wants to stop swimming? You don't want to stop swimming. It's a hot summer day.

I'm not getting out of the pool because of pedophiles. If there's a shit in the pool, I'm gone. That's how it should work, right? Yes. All right. All right. All right. Good.

Have you guys seen any movies lately? I saw 500 Days of Summer. It's cute, right? It's cute. Is it cute? I liked it. I had two opportunities to see it. And you didn't, so you're stupid.

Okay, well, that's pretty, yeah, that proves your point. I know, it does, right? I argue well. I saw, because I'm pretty much in the thick of it, I went to the LA Film Festival. Oh, God. Not a big deal. I know people who, I don't want to go into it now you're proving her point oh it's huge what did you see there what i saw a movie called black dynamite that has not

been released yet holy shit balls that is awesome it is yeah and it's what is it it's a it's a it's a blaxploitation homage but it's Nice. And they just do a really great job of, it's not like I'm going to get you, sucka, where it's just totally like winky-winky. They really play the style and the language and everything just perfectly. And then they just have a few little weird things that kind of tilt it. You know what I mean? But it's really funny.

So that's my endorsement. It's hard to pull something like that off without having a few gags. Yeah. I mean, they had a couple of things where it was about the production value. So like the mic comes in, that kind of thing. But they did it so sparingly that it was awesome. So that was great. I saw Food Inc.

Oh, that's supposed to be nauseating. It's nauseating. Yeah. I don't think I want to see it. I'm fine with all the crap that I eat. Yeah. Why are you drinking rectal water here after seeing that movie? Because it's what's offered.

Because I'm thirsty. That's all we have is the rectal water. Rectal water. But did you enjoy it or were you just disgusted? You know, I felt like it wasn't a lot of new information. But I didn't realize that what they said, that all these food companies are owned by like three or four major corporations.

And I didn't know how they're like putting farmers out of business. And I just like, I don't know. I didn't know. There was no hope. I left like, I'm so unhopeful about anything having to do with, and I love to cook. I'm a cook and I do all that stuff. So I was like, oh, I don't know. It was sad.

But isn't it, do you come out and you're just like, all right, I'm trapped. I can't do anything. That's how I felt. I don't know. It was sad. But isn't it, do you come out and you're just like, all right, I'm trapped. I can't do anything. Yes, that's how I felt. You can only shop at Whole Foods and get fish for $50 a pound or else you're a total asshole

and you're putting farmers out of business. I can't shop at Whole Foods without thinking that Mickey Rourke should be behind the deli counter. I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Because that's what he did in The wrestler and and you know and i don't shop wherever he works in the wrestler because it's not even in the state but i go to whole foods and they have that kind of deli counter and you know and there's people back there working and

i always look for him i really i really wish you've never seen him so far he hasn't been there and todd berry hasn't been there yelling at anybody. I wish it had been located at a Whole Foods. And it was just like somebody was like, can I get Kobe beef, please? It freaks out. Yeah, it was kind of a crappier market in that movie. A little bit. But I have very limited experience.

And I only shop at Whole Foods. Yeah, that's where I go. So that's what I'm going to do. All right. And you got any movies coming up that we should know about? Anything? I was. Did anybody see Land of the Lost?

Yeah. There you go. Two people and a guy who mouth farted. Yes. We got a mouth fart. I assume that's a yes and a no. Yeah. I'm a brief flash.

I thought you were going Sleece deck for a second Or your chaka or something Yeah I was one of the pylons But they Yeah I was in that so briefly And I gave up a vacation To shoot it they're like can you come in

I was like great yeah Wait so they cut your part out They had me improvise For two hours of stuff and then they just cut it down to everything that was written and they used one improvised line when my back is turned.

So it could have been anybody going, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard. Yeah, that was probably looped. Yeah, totally. That probably wasn't even used. It was spliced together from various words I'd said.

So it wasn't even what I'd said. Just a mishmash. That sounds awesome. Yeah. Thank you, Doug. It was. i didn't see that movie because i like those guys yeah and i can't shut i can't i can't keep my mouth shut i know i've been i've been not seeing a lot of movies lately actually because it's like oh they're nice guys why do i want to so now all my reviews are just based on absolute no knowledge whatsoever,

except for the trailer or whatever. But what's going on with Free Radio in terms of you guys just waiting to find out? We are waiting. They took six months last time to renew season one to season two. Yeah, when season two came on, it kind of had a, oh, okay, great. More of this. Oh, we're going back to work. It's genius marketing because you wait for your audience to disappear and forget that you exist.

Especially on VH1, they're like, what's that shiny thing? And then we come along. But I think they're going to do a mashup with Flavor Flav impregnates a whale or some weird... There's definitely going to be a prostitute on the next season. He should impregnate the Twitter whale. Does that Twitter whale has bird babies that holds it up with nets? It's so adorable.

It's so cute. I punch a hole in my computer screen every time I see it. That means you're on Twitter too much. It really doesn't work out so good. Oh, and I forgot to do another thing at the top of the show here that I wanted to do,

but I'll do it with you guys sitting here. You don't have to help in any way, but I wanted to prove that any two actors could be, you could create a co-star, fake co-stars for those two actors. So let me get some names. Name an actor or actress for me, sir. Just anyone. George Clooney, that's a good one. me, sir. Just anyone. George Clooney, that's a good one. Okay, and you right there.

I wasn't pointing to you, but I'm going to take it. Because when someone screams Peter O'Toole. You better fucking listen. You better fucking listen. You know that's been locked and loaded for a while. And he's just like, somebody ask me for an actor's name or use feminism for dicks.

So, finally somebody asked. The quest is over. So we have George Clooney and Peter O'Toole. Okay, so my challenge is by the end

of this podcast, I'm going to think of a movie that the two of them would co-star in. Like a brand new made-up movie? Peter O'Toole. Like a mash-up title. Yeah, but I can't use yours. I gotta come up with my own.

You had one, though? I just said Gentleman Rapist. That's not exactly how the game works, but I don't care. But that doesn't stop people on Twitter. I get the most amazing things on Twitter where I'll say, what do you think a movie would be with Will Smith and Tom Cruise?

And the answer I'm thinking of is Hand Cocktail. And you get stuff like, awesome! And I get people writing in just going, a few good men, seven pounds. And I'm like, okay. Nice try. That was fun. Okay, so let's play some games.

Let's play this first one. It's called... Oh, my God, I'm terrified. This first one's called Build a Title, and the idea is that we take turns adding a title to a movie title and make a crazy long title, and the winner is someone who take turns adding a title to a movie title and make a crazy long title. And the winner is someone who gets us to a point where we can't think of anything to put on either end of the title.

Do we win something? No, not really. I could give you this bag and then carry around my book the rest of the night like a loser. I don't know what's worse, carrying around a book or a bag with a book in it. That book that you'll never read. It says Westwood won on it because I was on the... The love line. That's what they give you when you're on love lines.

You already have one, right? I got one. It's a nice item. It's eco-friendly. Did yours have KY Jelly in it? It had a bunch of weird stuff in it. Like a lot of caffeinated drinks. Yeah, caffeinated drinks and KY Jelly.

And KY Jelly. Yeah, it's weird. Make a night of it. Right. Exactly. Drink some caffeine and do a lot of weird stuff with lube. Exactly. Because you don't want to be sleepy when dealing with lubrication.

Yeah, you don't want to fall asleep and slip and hit your head. So, okay. So, the movie I picked to start build a title Is In honor of The free radio cast Being here Is a Classic motion picture About

About radio Called Straight Talk With Dolly Parton And Love And James Woods Terrific

And I It makes my skin crawl Whenever somebody calls him James Wood James Wood Why do they do that? Who does that? Because people are stupid

They say Sally Field. They say... Or wait, it is Sally Field. And they add an S. They add an S to be wrong. It is? It's Sally Field. Oh, I've been living a fucking lie for so long.

And James Woods and Sally Field. Yeah. That's the correct way. Okay. Straight talk. I told you all. Okay. So, let's start with Anna. Okay. Straight talk. I told you all. Okay. So let's start with Anna.

You have to add a title. So you need something that ends in the word straight or sound alike or something that begins with the word talk. That's a motion picture according to Len Maltin's 19. Ends in the word straight. Yeah. So straight's the first word of the title we have. No, it just needs to... I can't think of any other way to use the word straight as part of another word.

Oh, okay, I see what you're saying. You see what I'm saying? Right, right, right. So it has to end with the word straight. So a way to go here would be go ahead and say one that begins with the word talk. If you know a movie, the title begins with the word talk. It begins with talk. Straight talking to the Devil.

You don't have to say straight again, but also... I thought, but you said it comes a long title. It does, but I'll fill in the long title part. Oh, I was recapping, sorry. Okay. But there's a movie called Talk to the Devil. Uh-huh. Is it?

Who's in that? Hero Tool, George Clooney. Don Cheadle and Odette Justman. So now you're taking a wild guess that this made-up title has actual actors in it that we've heard of? Yep. Okay.

Because you didn't have to do that. You could have just said, I believe it's a real movie. I said yes and then you pushed me for answers. It was ungentlemanly. It was totally pushy and ungentlemanly. And I'm going to go back to my side of the table now.

Okay, so you're going with talk to the devil. Uh-huh. I think I said talk to the devil. I think you'd have a better shot with talk to the devil Uh huh I think I said Talk to the devil I think you'd have a better shot With talk to the hand To be honest with you Alright I'm out

Which I think was turned into a movie Was it? That was a Marcel Marceau It was a Marcel Marceau vehicle That he pedaled up in Without a vehicle He rode his imaginary bike Yeah

Talk To There's only one talk to anything title and it's not to the devil. It's talk to her. Look at you. I only thought of it afterwards after I got all bravado filled.

Yeah, you were full of it. So now we have to go down to Brian. So you can use do straight talk to her You can use her as the first word Oh Or straight as the last word

Feel it Oh as the last word And she's shoving in your face Even though I gave her a second chance She's turning on you And I'm playing too When it comes around to me I'm gonna add something So I around to me I'm going to add something

So I I feel like a grandfather Now hold on What So It either ends Starts with her Or ends with straight

Just start with her Yeah Start with her If you got one that starts With the word her That would be great Sure I do Get ready for this one

Uh huh Okay Let me just get my mouth ready To say these words Because it's going to be Fucking crazy Get ready for this one. Uh-huh. Okay. Let me just get my mouth ready to say these words. This is going to be fucking crazy. Her no liking me. At least mine sounded like a real one. It's about a hilarious Asian grocer who has a crush on a young Cameron Diaz.

This was her breakthrough role. It's before she did the mask. Alright, so Brian's out. No, hold on a second. I had one for straight but you changed the rules and this is stupid and I'm angry.

Oh, one that starts with straight? No, that was never part of it. I just had the one that starts with straight? Yeah. No, that was never part of it. That was... I just had the one that starts with straight to start it off. But you can... Do you want to try again? Or are you going to stay with her me likey?

No. Her no likey me. Oh, shit. You're thinking about the sequel. So, which was stupid. Okay, so just for the sake of moving this along a little bit, I'm going to tell you my thing that I'm going to add, then we'll go back to Anna and see if she can come up with one.

I'm adding to, at the beginning, the gang who couldn't shoot straight. So that gives us the gang who couldn't shoot straight talk. And now we really need something. We need something that either us the gang who couldn't shoot straight talk and now we need now we really need something and we need something either ends in gang or starts in don't know answers from the audience and uh or begins begins with her see i when she gets it this is uh well i mean the game should be over by now. You both lost. I know, we did.

But I saved it by calling out Talk To Her. I just want to keep going just to make a long title because it's fun. What? I saved it by going Talk To Her, by calling that one out. Yeah, that was a good one. There are some you could have picked that would then... Someone could build another title on top of that. But, you know, you could also argue that you're playing strategically.

You could argue that. You could make that argument. Yeah, sure. So can you think of any movies that begin with her? What a large man. Sometimes folks walk in late. They feel bad about walking in late.

That's fine. They shouldn't feel bad. Don't make them feel bad by keeping talking about it. Welcome to the reading show. So what do you think about titles that begin with her? Do you think there are any? Hold on. Hold on. I'm looking them up just to end everybody's misery.

Oh, I know there's one. It's like her. I asked you not to help. I didn't even hear it. But I also am kind of glad that you did Hercules Oh Hercules Let's go with Hercules in New York

Hercules in New York Let's pretend you said that Oh we can do that? Because now we're getting somewhere Because now New York's the easy one Yeah the game's really over We're just having fun now Okay

Hercules in New York is a real movie So now Now we've got the gang who shouldn't fun now Okay Hercules in New York Is a real movie So now Now we've got the gang Who shouldn't shoot Straight talk Hercules In New York Talk Hercules

In New York Yes So So it's on you Brian To Now you just have to Come up with a movie

That starts with the words New York Or just York If you're Weird Oh he's on his feet Everybody Oh god This has gotten tense Okay words New York or just York if you're weird. Oh, he's on his feet, everybody. Oh, God. This has gotten tense. Okay.

New York stories. Oh, okay. Me no likey New York stories. Yeah, it doesn't rank up there in any of those three gentlemen best work. So I'm back. Was it Woody Allen, Coppola and Scorsese? Yes Don't answer

That's what I said with my eyeballs Alright Gang could shoot straight talk Hercules in New York Stories So now we need something that begins with stories Or ends in gang Stories

Did you guys just hear that audible yawn? I know. It was like, ooh. Okay. So he's curling up with their little teddy bear. Totally dropped a yawn bomb on us. And it's just a weird coincidence, but there's also a gentleman sitting right here

who looks like Yanni. I take it he gets that all the time. He's my friend and he gets that all the time. He's my friend and he gets that all the time. He's a talented magician, not musician. Although he's also a musician. Holy shit. He's like Yanni, but with more interesting stuff going on. He's a multifaceted Yanni.

So I shouldn't stall anymore. I can't think of something that begins in stories, except for maybe, was there something called Stories My Father Never Told Me? Does that sound like something? Maybe. There's storytelling. Oh, yeah, that would have been good. Yeah.

Alright, this game is over. Stories. I declare this game over. I want to look and see if there really is a stories my father never told me. Stories of a fifth grade nothing. That's tales. Can you use synonyms? There is storytelling. You're right about storytelling.

No big deal, guys. Oh, there's a lot of ones that begin with story. Stormy weather. Stormy penis. No, stories. Stormy penis. Stormy.

Stormy. I ran with it. I decided to do a sound alike. I feel like the rules are very gay to this. It's really loose here. The rules are just for me to mess with you guys. Very whimsical.

It's all about just fucking with you guys. I really need to get into this college, Mr. Benson. Please. This is just so weird. Please stop hazing me with weird movie title games. All right, let's do... What? Wow, that was pretty good.

Oh, man. But I'm going to have to ask for one final time. Do not yell out answers. Shut your dirty mouth. No, that was good, though. A story easy writer. That's good. And then... That. That's good. And then we need a movie that begins in rider,

and the whole nightmare will start all over again. So I'm sorry I ever did this. I'd like to apologize to my guests, to the audience, to the entire Jackson family for everything I've said about them. Stormy penis. So now Joe Jackson is saying that he never beat Michael. So now either dead Michael Jackson's a liar or Joe Jackson's

a liar. And I'm talking about Joe Jackson the singer, not the father of the Michael Jackson. Yeah. You're talking about the skinny British white dude. The guy that sings that song about jumping and jiving or whatever. I don't know why i just looked in my bag there's no i thought what are you i was like is there anything in this bag to make

make this show pop but there is it's not in the bag it's on the table it's time for it's time for the leonard malton game and uh people love it people love to not yell out the answers to it as we play that's what they love the most about it people love it. People love to not yell out the answers to it as we play. Yeah, that's what they love the most about it. People love doing that. They love not participating. They love not getting involved. They love.

Because that's the great thing about listening to another podcast. You can stand there on the treadmill and scream the answer over and over again. I really hope somebody's working out to this. They do. That would be really great. Maybe more like long drive. More like long drive. They should go ahead and message us if they're listening now is the time to message us and

tell us that you're treadmilling right now. I don't think my... Wow, that would really be somebody that's really got it going on that they could text us while listening to us while on the treadmill. Yeah. And they've also invented a time machine of some sort because they won't be able to listen to this until next weekend.

That's what the treadmill's for. It operates the time machine. They're still going to be treadmilling next week, though. Yeah. So I guess they could mess it just then. That's what I was saying.

Oh, okay. I thought you meant right now. Leonard Maltin game. Here we go. This weekend's Comic-Con, so a lot of you might be listening to this podcast. Black Dynamite's playing there. I'm not even in the movie, guys.

You might be listening to it through a lot of tears because you can't be at Comic-Con. So just to make you feel worse, I've dedicated the game this week to Comic-Con. So all the movies that I've chosen are in the sci-fi or science fiction SF or fantasy realm. Alright, I might know those.

I just want to quickly say that the SYFY logo on the sci-fi network is one of the most bullshit things that's ever happened. Ever. Because that says SIFI. Right. No, they're changing the whole thing. It doesn't say sci-fi.

They're going back to another thing? No, I mean, they're doing that whole SIFI thing. That's what they're doing now. Yeah, that's what they're doing now. I'm telling them, if they don't goddamn stop it, I will just go ahead and watch my DVDs of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Which I should be doing in the first place.

Yeah, why aren't you doing that? Because then there's no commercials. Why aren't you doing that? You own them. Why do you wait for them to come on TV? I honestly don't. I've never watched Sifu. I just hate the title.

I mean, I hate that it says Sifu on the screen. Because you're like, what is this? Oh, it's Sifu. It's Sifu. It's Sifu. It's the Undersea Kingdom channel of Sifus. Sounds like a teddy bear name. Our first movie is from 1985.

Sure. It's science fiction or fantasy. Leonard Maltin says about it, the not-too-kind kids might enjoy it. Oh, my God. I just got a text From my friend Steve Agee And it says Hey Doug

Just want to let you know That I'm listening to the podcast Right now on the treadmill No It's hilarious Husky sucks though And then it says Husky sucks though

At the end That's true That's true See See Magic can happen If you just dream it. Yep. Man.

Now I'd like a very heavy sedative because I can't sleep at night. It's seafy at work. All right. And there's six names that you have to bid with here to determine the sci-fi, science fiction, fantasy. Are you going to give us one of the names or are we bidding? Leonard, you have to bid down how many names you're going to do it in. Okay.

Kids might enjoy it, Leonard says. Kids might enjoy it. It's from 1985. Okay. Some people in the audience already know it, I bet. But how many names do you think you can get it in? Six through zero names. Five.

She can do it in five names, Brian. So you could say, I could do it in four or less. You can underbid her. Or I could be honest and say brian so you could say i could do it in four or less you can underbid her or i could be honest or you could say name it or again you could change the time space continuum yep and have steve agey fall off his treadmill and break his ankle he steve agey is not on a treadmill no he does not know where they are He would not be able to locate them He doesn't understand them He saw one in a hotel once when he was you know Do they have giant hamsters too?

Where you need to take a girl Okay so you can do He says he can do it in four names Anna How many names do you think you could do it in? You could either say name that movie Or do less names Listening to your past podcasts You don don't always choose very obvious movies. No, it's a strategy.

It's a tough game. It is. It's a tough game. So I'm going to say name that movie. All right. So Brian has to name it in zero names. Here we go. No, you get four.

1985. You get four names. 1985. 1985. Four names. Here we go. No, you get four. 1985. You get four names. 1985. 1985. Four names. This is from the bottom of the cast list up. But I must say, the first name is very helpful. He didn't tell you that detail that he was going to name it from the bottom up, did he?

That's new information. Well, that's how it is every week. He said he was listening to it while the kids were playing. Yeah, whatever. Okay, first name is Billy Barty. Then you also get Alice Playton, David Bremit, Bement, Bement, Bement. He's nobody. He's a nobody.

David Bement, if you're listening, please text us. I think he's, okay. and then your fourth name would be Tim Curry it's a sci-fi fantasy movie the kids might enjoy from 1985 I'm gonna say Labyrinth

oh that was a really good guess what is it you guys legend somebody else said back to the future Labyrinth? Oh, that was a really good guess. What is it, you guys? Legend. Somebody else said Back to the Future. Tim Curry. They said it in a weird voice, so I think they're auditioning to replace somebody on Futurama.

Yeah. Back to the Future. Back to the Future. Okay, so nice try, Brian. It was Legend legend directed by uh what's his name ridley scott and starring tom cruise and mia sarah and so billy bardy was what i thought was a giveaway because he was he's a little little person and uh so he was only in movies that have you know little persons and weird i don't see those kinds there's legend and willow you should stay away from those i do not they're almost always freaky. Okay. Here

we go. So you get the point for that Anna and you also get to start the bidding on this movie from 2001 that is a science fiction or fantasy movie. Okay. It won an Oscar in its year 2001 for original score

and you have 14 names with which to deal with. Yeah, that's the clue. Very esoteric clue. I don't know what esoteric clue is. I gotta say eight names. She's going eight names on this one.

So now I say something. That would be nice. You're getting it faster than TJ Miller, and that's something. You could be only the second worstest player in the history of the podcast. I'm going to say six. Ooh. Yeah. Taking it down two notches on you.

Sure. Why not? Dangerous game you're playing I gotta try for five Okay Brian Where's that put you You gonna make her name it

Or are you gonna go four Or less you could do another double skip Name it You gotta name it Okay Okay, you get five names Okay 2001

2001, original score Oscar Mm-hmm And the names are These are some pretty good names Okay Ian Holm Nice Sean Bean

Okay Hugo Weaving Okay Christopher Lee Oh, man And Orlando Bloom So, it's Lord of the Rings Yeah it is

Yay! And you didn't even have to help me That movie has 14 people you've heard of And you were going for the bottom up? That was the bottom up I mean Billy Boyd I wouldn't know other than those movies But Dominic Monaghan we now know from Lost Cate Blanchett we now know from

all that shit she does she's done a couple films she plays men and stuff so she's we know her and then Sean Astin Viggo Mortensen

Liv Tyler this movie's fucking that's the easiest Elijah Woods top build over all those amazing people he comes in and goes I look weird

and that's his whole part I'm like I have have big blue eyes. That's it. Yeah. All right. So Anna did it again. Wow. There you go.

That's an easy one. Let's get another one going. She gets to start the bidding. This is from 1971. Oh. Yeah, going way back. Forget it.

That was three years ago. There's only four names. Oh. Oh, no. It's Stephen Bochco co-wrote the script. We normally know him from television where you guys work.

1971. How many can you get it in? In four names? Anna? Five, please. Okay, she's going five names. I will make up an extra name. Thank you. I guess Stephen Bochco counts as a name.

I'm going to say one. That's what I was going to do is just say... You think you know it? No, I'm just bullshitting. Name that movie. Name that movie. You want me to name that movie? Yes, I do.

Sure, go ahead. Here we go. Get ready. All right, I didn't expect that move Oh yeah That was renegade right there That's kind of an interesting move that you pulled out on me I'm a loose cannon and I'm smart

So, that combination A dumb loose cannon I'm a dumb loose cannon You're a dumb loose cannon Alright One name This name wouldn't do anything for me if I were playing. Well, you're not me.

Don't say David Bement. Let's do this. That one name is Jesse Vint. Oh, yeah. JV. Not Junior Varsity, just JV. Jesse Vint. Jesse Vint, who is the lead in This Wine is Delicious.

No? Not good? No. It was based on a Philip K. Dick short story. Why are you giving him clues now? No, This Wine is Delicious. He's right. Now you're talking about the botch. He got it right. I'm just adding more facts. Okay, so 1971?

Got it. 1971? Yeah. Alice doesn't live here anymore. You know what? You know what? Name the other names. If that came out in 71, then I'm going to give you a part of a point. I get a fraction?

You get a fraction. Even though, I guess it was kind of science fiction-y. You know what? I guess it was kind of science fiction-y. You know what? I totally forgot the category. Oh, does that help you? The category? Sure.

Silent running. He really pulled it out once he remembered what the category was. Was it really? That is insane. That's insane. Yeah. You see, Asperger's is weird guys You can't tame it

Wow Always surprising me I still want to know When Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Came out But he Okay so we've got It's two to one

Right? Or have you gotten three points already? Just two Okay so it's two to one So we've got to do gotten three points already? Just two. Okay, so it's two to one, so we've got to do another one. But I want to find Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore and satiate my... Because I bet you it's around there, but it's probably a little later. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. 74.

74, yeah. That's close. But you didn't need the extra point because you actually got the thing. I get a point for the 74. So you get a point, and you get to start this next one off. You know what? This is So you get a point. And you get to start this next one off. If I could find one. You know what? This is fun all of a sudden.

It's fun when you're great at it out of nowhere. I'm impressed. That was like. Did you take steroids in between questions or during the question? You suddenly were great at it. You know what? I just realized. Oh, wait.

I'm in public. Oh, no. I better focus up. This is from 2003. It's a science fiction or fantasy yes I yeah I'm gonna

just thank you for recapping this I'm gonna remind you this time a musical a former guest of I Love Movies is in this movie

oh no and you have eight names with which to deal with 2003 2003 terrible year it was it was it was 1988 names with which to deal with. 2003. 2003. Terrible year. It was

1988. I wrote down 2003, but it's 1988. What? Okay. What is it? Alright. Hold on. What? I know. It's weird. I do not know how I went from looking at it here to writing it over here. So it is 1988. I gave it a five year upgrade. I was like,

it felt five years later that this came out. Yeah, exactly. He's having a slow heart attack. How many times do I have to tell you to not yell out the answers? Okay, so yeah, 15 years later. Let me just recap. This is a musical. Yes.

1962. Yes. From 1962. Yes. About butter. About butter. About butter. 88, science fiction. About butter is a great clue, by the way. Yeah. It really gives it away.

There's only so many musicals from 62 about butter. Oh, creamy. It wasn't like when there was suddenly two meteor movies or two. Okay, so here we go. Eight names. I hope I wrote that down right. Eight names. I don't even understand. Brian gets to start with eight

names or less. How many can you do it in? I'm going... I'm going to say two. You're leaping all the way to two. Yeah. I wouldn't want to play poker with you. Because you have a wild style. A lot of crazy shit happens.

Anna, what do you think? Do you want him to name it in two or do you want to try one? I think he needs to name it in two. Okay. Because now that you said 1988 I probably don't know what it is It's either 1988 or 2003 It's either one Was it remade In 2003

No this will never be remade Alright here we go You get two names Go for it. Here we go. The first one is the aforementioned former guest on the show, Kevin Pollack. And then the other name is Pat Roach, who they called Cock on the set for fun. Short circuits?

Okay. Okay. First of all I would never I guess that's a fantasy That's science fiction It's about a robot guys Okay alright

Sure Or Blade Runner No to both of those Hold on wait wait wait let me guess Really? For the steal. I don't know. Ghostbusters.

You were that enthusiastic about guessing when you didn't have a guess yet? That's fun. Let me guess. Willow. It's Willow. I said Willow earlier. You did win. When we were talking about another movie.

Really? Yeah. That's awesome. earlier. You did when? When we were talking about another movie. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. Did you guys hear that? Yeah. I was yapping while she was talking. I probably talked over you. I contend that Willow is a period piece drama.

No, we were talking about the little people. And I said little people were in Willow. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I was concentrating on the game. I should have known. I should have known you were a little people sci-fi focused. Under the Rainbow.

Yeah, there are little people in every one of these. Some other ones that I picked. Let's see if there's another one that I picked out. Under the Rainbow was always on when I was homesick with a fever. So I hate that movie because it reminds me of having horrible fevers and vomiting. It's a madness movie. It's terrible. Yeah, it makes you insane if you're not.

And I couldn't think of a George Clooney, Peter O'Toole mashup. I thought I'd be so good at it. We got one in the audience. What? Lawrence of Syriana. Lawrence of Syriana. Okay. Venus 13. If you want to drag those people into it. What'd you go over? Venus 13.

Hmm. Okay. That does sound like a movie though, like a space movie. Do you guys have anything you want to plug before we go? I don't. We do a show here on Fridays called Soundtrack. It's 930. Come see it.

Here at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles. At the Uprisers. So if you're listening to this in the Midwest where you're raping and eating at Sonic, come on out. And we're hoping Free Radio comes back for more. Yeah, we hope Free Radio

comes back. Just follow us on Twitter and then that's the easiest thing. Yeah, yeah, you'll keep everybody updated. Anna Vo on Twitter and Brian Husky. The Brian Husky.

Oh. Which I now... Could somebody else snag Brian Husky? Yeah, but there's the Brian Bosane. What a dick. And I'm like,

oh, we're both bald. We're both hilarious. We're both Brian's. So it looks like I'm copying him. Start a trend. You totally copied him. I'm going to Twitter that. I'll be at the Sacramento Punchline July 30th to August 2nd.

You go to punchlinecomedyclub.com for information. And I also don't remember who's the shithead. Pardon me? What? Brian Husky is a shit head. There we go. It's time for Doug to watch another

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