Doug Loves Movies - Anthony Atamanuik, Greg Proops and Nick Thune guest
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Good morning, Leonard!
Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds
With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Because Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
And that was awesome.
Coming to you once again from South by Southwest in Austin, Texas. Yes!
from South by Southwest in Austin, Texas!
Oh my goodness.
It's Tuesday, March 14.
I believe it's around day five-ish,
Finkel, for the, what do you call it, festival.
March 14, 2023.
And I'd like to begin tonight with everybody's favorite part of the show and that is what i call doug plugs
all right okay here we go. Wow, I can't believe how excited you are
for these boring plugs.
It's amazing.
Let me give you one that's just for you
because this episode isn't going to come out for a few days.
It's too late for people to come to this.
But this Saturday, Doug Loves Movies
is going to be back over that way,
down the street, around the corner,
where the Creek in the Cave is located
at four-ish in the afternoon on Saturday.
So come back to that if you had a good time tonight.
Or if you have a bad time tonight,
maybe it was just an off night,
come back on Saturday.
You know, try it again.
It took me several times to like the movie Avatar.
Also, I thought it'd be funny to call it The Greek in the Grave instead of The Creek in the Cave,
but it's already a confusing enough name.
I don't understand all these places
when they have an and in their name and it's just one place.
Like, if they had two restaurants
and you had to choose between Creek or Cave,
I get it.
Just my opinion.
I like a simple, easy to understand name
like Esther's Follies.
What the fuck?
I feel like every night during this festival
people leave here disappointed
they didn't see any follies.
And definitely, I don't think anybody named Esther,
except for maybe Esther King rolls through sometimes.
All right.
What other plugs did I want to do?
Oh, if you're in Austin on Sunday,
if you're still in town or you live here,
check out my friend's
master pancake
over at Alamo Drafthouse Lamar.
Yeah.
They're doing a
choose-your-own pancake
with a special guest
that might be me.
We can't say
because I'm thrilled
to be at South by Southwest
and, you know,
I'm not here to do other shows.
And Douglas Movies is coming to Portland, Oregon
at the Helium Comedy Club.
It's a gas on Sunday, March 26th at 420.
Let's talk about this prize bag I'm holding.
It's got, it's from that, I guess it's a comic
called Strong John.
Is that accurate to say?
Oh, this bag is like, it looks dirty.
So apologies for the dirty bag that I put the prizes in.
Who likes apricots?
Well, the winner of this bag is going to get some Mediterranean apricots
hot off of my flight here.
Yeah, you think that's like
probably the bottom of the barrel thing in here?
No, it gets worse.
There's a magazine.
I was in San Diego,
so here's San Diego magazine
that they have in the hotel room.
I would have taken the Bible,
but I think it's less of a sin
to steal San Diego magazine.
Got some pins in here.
We got a Doug Loves Movies pin
and a Doug Benson pin.
But this is the main attraction of this bag.
Plus there's other prizes.
Don't worry.
This isn't it.
But this is called Smoke Fiends.
And it's a cute little pineapple-shaped device
that you take a hit off of weed,
and then you blow it into it
so that you don't stink up the room.
And yeah, and then eventually
you have a small, plastic, stinky pineapple.
So I guess that's why they call it good fiends.
Oh, smoke fiends.
That makes more sense than good fiends. I don't know why I call it good fiends. Oh, smoke fiends. That makes more sense than good fiends.
I don't know why I called it good fiends.
But anyway,
this garbage,
this junk is going to
belong to somebody.
But I think one of my guests
brought some stuff because he heard
old episodes and I used to have the guests bring
stuff, so he brought
some good stuff, I think.
So let's put that there.
Let's get that out of there.
Are you ready to meet our guest tonight?
Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
We got two old B's and one new B to this program.
And I think only one of them has done this show with me here at South By.
Give it up, everybody, for Anthony Atamanik, Greg Proops, and Nick Thune!
Three men.
Finally a show.
A comedy show with just men.
We have some tables for your beverages
if you'd like to put them on there
instead of on the floor like some sort of monster.
Okay, leave it on the floor.
And what? The water, you can put it on the floor. And what?
The water. You can put it on the table.
It's right there next to you. You don't have to do that
terrible stretch every time you want to drink.
To your left.
There's a table right there. Either side.
It's ambidextrous.
We're going to confuse our waters.
Yeah, we're going to mix them up.
Wow.
It'll be fun for the audience, I think.
Fun thing to watch throughout the show,
me and him with our water.
Those are some follies right there.
One of you looks like you're here to perform
and the other two are ready to jog the fuck away.
They just performed a heist at a convenience store.
You've heard of an escape bag?
I got an escape outfit. Got a go bag? No,ist at a convenience store. You've heard of an escape bag? I got an escape outfit.
You got a go bag?
No, I got a go outfit.
That's a steep drop off from Proust.
Yeah, look at that.
He's so elegant.
We're a bunch of fucking slobs.
You got the Grand Canyon between you two.
It's called show business,
not hanging out on the couch business, boys.
Do that shit on your own time.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
The people whooping look like shit.
I'll be over at Joe Rogan's club a little bit later talking about fruits.
Wait, like versus vegetables?
Yes.
Okay, finally someone's going to attack that one.
You know, because you can't talk about anything over there.
There's real freedom of speech going on
when you can finally get into the vegetables versus fruits debate.
But speaking of vegetables and fruits,
let's meet our guests tonight.
Three of the funniest vegetables in the business.
Alphabetically, if I could pull that off.
Oh, I can, because the first guy's initials are AA.
Give it up, everybody, for Anthony Atamanek!
Hello, hello.
Hello, thank you.
Sorry I said you looked like shit.
You're beautiful, you're beautiful.
I can't even see them.
I actually made the mistake of doing this.
Yeah, the head over the eyes to see everybody.
Don't do it.
Because they look fantastic to me right now.
And I can see my one friend there in the front row.
And all the front row have their feet up,
which is another show business tradition, to just sit up front and kick back to get a little closer you get a little
closer to stardom when your feet touch that stage yeah you're feeling the energy of the performer
yeah well some of them are pulling the double of the excitement of the feet up with the arms
crossed anger oh yeah yeah that's good It's like I'm receptive down here
around my ankles and
nothing up here. Yeah, you don't get to
control my whole body.
Only legs and knees down.
I do like, though, too, that
people can go parallel, but one guy is just
going straight almost.
Yeah. No, he's straight up at the
gyno. Yeah, but it's like a
45 degree angle. He's got his feet in the stirrups
and he's ready to
do whatever's necessary.
He's getting a Nova ring inserted.
One of the sponsors.
That's one of the sponsors
of Doug Loves Movies.
Alright, so Anthony,
let's talk to you for a second.
Sure.
Okay, that was enough.
Our next guest.
What?
This is your first time.
Thank you for doing this.
Yeah, this is my first time.
Long time listener.
First time guest.
You've never listened.
I, oh my, are you kidding me?
Yes.
Let's Maltton game. I know
all the breakdowns.
I brought... Wait a minute.
I'm such a listener. I brought
a prize, which I didn't know they didn't do
anymore, and it's got a
GroGroo in it.
Well, yeah. Tell us briefly
what you brought. Very briefly,
there's kettle corn,
a bottle of rosé, and 200 grand bars in here, plus a Gro Group piggy bank.
So you can have a night at the movies and then save some money.
We're talking two $100 grand bars, not $200,000 bars.
Two hundred grand bars.
But not two bars
Is this in Mayan counting?
Like 200,000 means like an infinite number of years
Until we stop having a candy bar that's numerically confusing
No, it's 200,000 places that people drink
Yes
In that bag
That's it
Exactly
You know, I don't have any Milky Ways
But they're easier to understand
Greg Proops is up in this bitch
What up, party wallabies?
How you doing, buddy?
I'm as groovy as a box of truffles
I mean, you know, it's Austin
The weather was sort of hilariously Transylvanian
gloomy today all day, which puts a hilarious cast on the drunks in front of the 6th Street bars.
But great hangover day for everybody who overindulged, as they do here on a Monday
during South By, and probably all the time. There were actual barkers on 6th Street,
which I wasn't really prepared for.
Oh, you'll come in here for a 50 cent
margarita? Yeah.
No, dudes were like, hey,
on the rocks, come on, you know.
Oh, well, there wasn't that classy.
It was lower that I'd rather they quote
a figure than just name a beverage.
The name of drinks that you don't know yet
that are still scary, like,
hey, try a dip fuck. And you're like, what?
Yuck. We have the edgiest
cocktails in here.
And they always go, and a
mechanical bull.
They always toss that in there, like, if you're on the
fence, that mechanical bull
is really going to put you there.
Like, oh man, I could sustain an injury
I can't sue you over? Let's do this.
And also joining us today, it's Nick Thune!
Thank you, Doug.
Thank you, man.
I heard a barker on a beach once.
He was dragging a cooler selling drinks,
and he made a song about it.
He was like,
Aqua fresca, Coca-Cola.
And every about two minutes,
he would just add,
Massage.
And it was in Nice, France.
And I just remember kind of watching it,
and the last day I was there,
there he was lubing up two women right next to me,
and he just looked at me like,
it's my first time.
He's been trying for years.
You just keep throwing it in there.
It's like a vision board or something.
He's just on his knees between two,
just like, I don't know.
Yeah, it's like subliminal man.
I've never done one. Hey, you want a hangout massage? You know, I don't know. Yeah, it's like subliminal, man. I've never done one.
Hey, you want to hang out massage?
You know, that kind of thing.
And then I start thinking, hey, a massage does sound good right about now.
I wonder if there was a particular beverage
that got them massage ready.
Probably the aqua fresco
or the Coca-Cola.
Right? I mean, I don't think I can have a Coke these days
and not have a real lengthy massage
right after.
I used to like a Zima before a massage.
Oh, God damn it, Zima.
I like to have a cigarette and a Zima after my massage.
Right, you know what I'm talking about?
It was Jenna Bush's favorite drink.
Jenna Bush's favorite.
Right, the Zima?
You know, be careful, Greg, with your hands
That one was hot off the presses
That's good
Her mother's was a Bartles and James
Right before she crashed the car
Remember when she crashed a car?
No, that was the wife, that was Laura
Oh, that was Laura
You're right.
Barbara wasn't crashing cars.
Orville Redenbacher had a three-way with bottles of Jay's.
Back then, things were poppin'.
All right.
I liked it.
Real quick, Nick Thune.
I'm sorry you didn't win the Oscar for Elvis.
You were great in it.
I don't know why they snubbed you.
You think I look like Elvis or that guy?
I think your hair looks like, yeah, exactly.
You look more like Austin Butler than Elvis,
but now Austin Butler.
I guess the ghost of Elvis is inside him or something?
There's a lot.
I don't know what was happening in that movie.
He talks. His voice changed. A movie's a lot. I don't know what was happening in that movie. He talks.
His voice changed.
The movie changed his voice.
That hasn't happened since the Brady Bunch.
But also, just the people of Austin hate his guts.
Because they're like, you do not represent us.
This guy who played Elvis?
Yeah.
His name's Austin? Yeah. They can't stand him. Oh, This guy who played Elvis? Yeah.
His name's Austin?
Yeah.
They can't stand him.
Oh, they hate him because he's, yeah.
Right, like Melissa Milano when she goes to Milan.
People just sort of fucking hate her. No.
Or the fucking call.
She's not allowed near the Pepperidge Farm Factory.
Right.
And her sister Mint can't go either.
No.
I did my work.
I'm so happy that we got a Mint Milano joke into this show.
I love Mint Milanos.
They have some backstage.
I know.
The green room has some.
We're just out here making jokes about shit we saw in the green room.
We're like the Kaiser Soze of comedy.
Wait till you hear my chair bit.
Okay, so I've prepared some little games for us to play today.
But before we play some games, I like to do a segment I call Recommendation Nation,
where I ask each one of my guests to recommend a movie
or tell us about a favorite movie of theirs,
and I've been categorizing it lately.
I'm not leaving it open to just any movie.
It has to be in a category of my choosing.
And since March Madness is upon us,
and two people in the audience
care about it,
I'm glad I mentioned it.
Favorite or great,
either way,
basketball movie.
Sports movies just are great
in general just because they have an ending
that's usually uplifting
or Rudy gets uplifted.
Something or someone gets uplifted
at the end of most sports movies.
So basketball films.
I know, Greg, I know you're a baseball guy,
so you probably have a dozen favorite baseball movies,
but what's your favorite basketball movie?
Usually my favorite basketball movie is a baseball movie
because I think it represents basketball more clearly
by seeing it through a white person's eyes.
Are you on the brink of saying the word basketball to me?
Basketball.
Is it the closest to a baseball movie
that a basketball movie's ever gotten?
Maybe aside from Air Bud.
Yeah.
What was the name of the dodgeball movie?
Hot Balls or whatever that one was?
There was Ping Pong,
there was Balls of Fury,
and Dodgeball was Dodgeball,
a true underdog story.
Basketball was a noble attempt to fuse two great American things by making one awful thing.
I think the best basketball movie is a picture called The Gambler with James Caan.
Because the plot of the movie is he's this
Tony English professor, and one of his students
plays for the team, and they're at a rated school.
And he has to get the kid to shave points for him
because he's into the mob for like 50 grand,
and they're going to ace him.
And I think that really speaks to the heart
of professional sports.
All right, cool.
I wrote down the fish that saved Pittsburgh.
Truly one of the great basketball movies.
But excellent choice, Greg.
What do you think, Tony?
I'm going to go with a movie that's surrounded with scandal
called
Celtic Pride.
What's the scandal?
That Dan Aykroyd had an affair
while in Boston
that ended up being splashed
all over the local Boston
papers at the time. I was in college.
And it was a student at my
college.
That he had the affair with? Dan Ayk And it was a student at my college. Emerson College?
Dan Aykroyd was a student at your college?
No, he had one, though.
Which
college did you get in Boston?
Emerson College. Oh my goodness, you
went to Emerson. I went to Emerson
when it wasn't impressive.
During the failing poet years.
Yeah, during their failing time.
But Celtic Pride,
which is Dan Aykroyd
and what the fuck's his name
with the curly hair?
Damon Wayans Jr.?
No, no.
Dewey Face.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
You're asking the audience
to answer stuff.
We don't like that.
That's bad.
But it's a plot
of two huge Celtic fans.
Right.
Daniel Stern.
And Daniel Stern.
And it's about them trying to get to see a game or something.
I mean, this is what I'm gleaning at.
It's what drives Daniel Stern to become one of the wet bandits,
is the events that transpire.
And by the way, Celtic Pride is the correct season?
No, it's not.
But I just remember
it was a movie I enjoyed because anyone
from Boston watches
Boston, anything from
Boston with this like, oh, that's
fucking Revere over there.
Oh, that's the Tobin Bridge.
Or they'll be like, this is Chelsea.
And you're like, that's not fucking Chelsea.
Like, Bostonians really
not only enjoy seeing themselves
represented in film,
in television,
but are also hypercritical
of the inaccuracies.
My understanding is
they become very upset
if it's not wicked pisser.
Yeah.
I was watching that
Eddie Murphy, Jonah Hill movie,
You People, on Netflix.
And Eddie Murphy and Mike Epps have a conversation
that's like 10 minutes long
where they don't hit a single light on Hollywood Boulevard.
They just are moving the whole
time. And neither
one of them is looking around. Like, you don't
drive down Hollywood Boulevard and
just stare straight ahead and have a serious
conversation. You look at all the fucking
stupid shit that's going on and going, why is
this a street going through the middle of this
weird amusement park?
And blown away,
not the Corey Haim, Nicole Eggert
vehicle, but the one with Tommy
Lee Jones where he's the bomb diffuser.
Yeah, and Jeff Bridges.
Yeah, and Jeff Bridges. The end of that movie is them
supposedly driving, chasing someone
down Beacon Hill before
this bomb can detonate. Beacon
Hill is like four blocks.
It's like four blocks,
but they drive down Beacon Hill like it is blocks. It's like four blocks, but they drive down Beacon Hill
like it is Mount Kilimanjaro.
It is the longest drive to chase this bomb.
Who's the Irish guy in that one?
That's...
It's not Brad Pitt.
He's in the other one.
No, no.
Who is it?
Because there's always one actor doing the...
It's the father of the Fabulous Baker Boys.
Lloyd Bridges?
Yeah, it's Lloyd Bridges.
Oh, okay.
You don't get any points or anything for that, but...
Points.
It was very exciting, nonetheless.
All right, and Nick, what do you think?
Do you have a basketball movie?
Well, can it be a movie that has a lot of great basketball scenes, but it's not necessarily
a basketball movie?
You mean like Basketball Diaries?
No, like the movie where Philip Seymour Hoffman plays.
Oh, the one hilarious basketball scene in Along Came Polly?
Yeah, but it's more than one.
Oh, they play more than once?
Yeah.
It's like something they keep going back to.
Oh, okay. Which picture is this?
Along Came Pauly. Oh, okay.
Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston
and a ferret, a blind ferret.
I re-watched that recently just to see
Philip Seymour Hoffman. He is incredible
in that movie. It's such an amazing...
Should have been a big comedy star, but he was such
a great actor that he disappeared in every role
and in that role, he was just fucking hilarious.
The scene where he has to do a presentation in Ben Stiller's place and doesn't know anything to say.
So all he does is cough and pour water and spill water.
Just the lengths he goes to to not get into the presentation.
It's incredible.
And the basketball stuff.
And he comes up with sharted in that,
which I think that made that a word.
That might have been it.
That might have been when it was invented.
You know, this is really upsetting
because The Way Back with Ben Affleck
is such an amazing movie
that one of your friends is in.
And the fact that Al Madrigal
is in The Way Back,
which is a wonderful fucking...
That is so weird that God is Al Madrigal.
Al Madrigal on the God mic, everybody.
Look at him.
What's up, Greg?
Can we pull out another chair?
Let's get another ugly gold chair out here.
No, it's all right.
It's fine.
They're very comfortable.
They're not ugly.
I know what Al Madrigal's favorite basketball movie is.
It was when the Warriors went to the White House this year
and picked up the ring from fucking Kamala Harris.
That was amazing.
That was the fucking good-ass basketball movie.
And not here for you people, because you have no soul.
We talked about Boston, but I'm from San Francisco,
and we're not insecure about the geographical fuck-ups.
Because there's two things you know when you're from San Francisco.
One, everything.
And two, that it's cooler than no matter where you are,
so I have a natural immunity to elsewhere.
Greg, could you please scooch a little bit
to make way for our uninvited guest?
Crashing.
You even got your own weird microphone
with a weird green cord on there.
He brought that from his hotel.
As soon as you started talking,
I was like, I hope this is somebody really famous.
Nope.
Sorry.
But pretty damn good.
It's nice to see you.
Nice to see you. I haven't seen you in forever.
That's hilarious. What are you doing in town?
Well, there's a...
Festival?
There's a weird festival happening, man.
No, I'm doing this Latino mentorship thing.
It's called Spotlight Dorado.
I'm not sure if you guys know this,
but there's no Latinos working in Hollywood.
So we're trying to change that and do this.
There's this film sort of
competition thing so we'll each
mentor a kid
make a wish
foundation for Latino filmmakers
that aren't dying
thank you for being here Al Madrigal
I loved seeing Encanto and how it's all
about the Madrigal family
I didn't know you came from a house that did that.
And that huge, amazing family.
One of my favorite comics has this great bit.
He's like, there's two Latino...
There's Coco, and then there's Encanto.
One is about a Mexican family with no papers.
And can't cross over to the other side.
And then the other one is about
Latinos losing their house.
Yeah.
Sweet.
They're both terrific
films
and I bring...
Those are animated, I believe.
Mm-hmm.
Yep, very active.
Always have something to add to a film discussion.
That's Greg's Twitter lesson of the day.
Jump in with things like that on Twitter.
People love it.
But thank you, Al Madrigal.
Do you have a favorite basketball film?
That's what we were talking about
when we were interrupted by God.
The Way Back is actually,
I've done a lot of horrible fucking TV and film,
and that is actually a good movie.
So I'm going to pick the one I'm fucking in
with Ben Affleck.
Has anyone seen it?
The Way Back?
It's very good.
Came out on March 6th
Right before COVID hit
It was in the theater for six days
That's terrible
But thank God
Tom Gunn Maverick came along
Movies are saved
What was yours Nick?
What was your basketball movie?
Long Came Pauly?
Oh, yeah.
What about, we were just talking about
No One Said Hoosiers.
We were just thinking No One Said Hoosiers.
Yeah, that happens.
Some people prefer movies that are more entertaining.
Oh!
Wow!
I think you all proved my theory
that basketball movies aren't so great because nobody really picked
a basketball movie.
No.
Celtic Pride, that's it.
The big hit.
Celtic Pride is insane.
I got hit up with trying to remake that.
Remake it?
Wow, they're really desperate
to just make anything.
Daniel Stern and Dan Aykroyd kidnap Damon Wayans,
who's supposed to be...
Yeah.
That's the plot.
Are they going to bring them all back?
I doubt it.
I think they're trying to...
I wonder how old that student was at Emerson.
She's probably in her 37 now.
She'll be there.
I put her in my student grad film.
I put her in my film. film. I put her in my film
only because she was the person
who had an affair with Dan Aykroyd.
That's amazing.
Yeah, you have an interesting approach to casting.
So,
we have to take a quick break.
We'll be right back after these messages.
We're back We're back everybody
Wow I felt like I was hosting
The Golden Globes or the Oscars
Like having to get the crowd to settle down
Because everyone was having so much fun
During the break
Nick Thune is going to play for a gentleman who wrote Nick.
John Nick.
John Nick on a bandana.
And it gets better, listeners.
Anthony is going to play for the banshees of Inish Jason.
Greg Proops is playing for, what was it again?
Caitlin.
With a K.
And
Al is playing for.
Al, thank you for making it easy
for me. That might be
a new twist on this game is
that the guests just play for a person
who has their name.
And if there's more than one in the audience that has their name,
we figure out some sort of, like, make them fight or something.
Owls would never do that to each other.
Owls would never.
Owls are always pals.
It's true.
I feel like dogs are always thugs.
Or lugs.
A bunch of lugs.
Bunch of lugs.
Okay, so this first game we're going to play today that's going to determine who goes home
with an amazing Grogu doll
and this dumb shit I brought.
Oh, also, we have a bunch of posters backstage
that are really cool that I haven't introduced properly,
but it seems like they're flying in.
Oh, my God, this is so exciting.
Look at this.
The winner's going to get a giant poster
that says Last Man Standing
and has the great Bruce Willis is on there.
And, yeah, so somebody's going to get that.
So what do... Oh, there's more.
Okay. She's like presenting it
like a game show model.
I like it. But anyway,
we also have a series of
posters. Here we go.
The comedy posters. These are so
nice. Here, everybody grab one
and hold it up if you've got a spare
hand. And
this is a poster
So this is for like
If you live at home with your parents
Oh yeah
You're gonna decorate the whole house with this shit
Oh he dropped one
Careful
But anyway
They make really cool comedy posters every year
For the comedy
You can tape these right up to your wall
Don't bother getting a frame or anything.
Just put some scotch tape on there.
Let them slowly peel off.
I mean, some of them are like original prints.
Hey, I'm on this one.
This one's good.
I think I'm on every one of them, I think.
This one's really funny.
It's a bull kicking over a poor
mushroom-headed jester. This one
didn't even happen.
They canceled it.
That's a cancel.
Which was perfect.
What's that one? Angry Horse.
2020.
2014. Look at this one.
Is that a horse?
This has got Bill Cosby,
T.J. Miller.
This is like...
Hold on.
This one's pretty brutal, if you get into it.
Chris D'Elia.
Chris D'Elia.
Mine also, yeah.
All right, all right.
This is fun, but here's the best one.
This is a small, a mini one sheet for Detroit Rock City.
Yeah.
Oh, I found one.
Thomas Middleditch.
All right, so somebody's going to win
all these posters, so that's a pretty cool
addition to the prize.
Nick, you take care of these.
Yeah, and it's a lot for somebody
to carry home.
We might have a tube sitting around that we can give them to put all the posters in if they have to fly home.
Al, do you have to fly home?
Nope.
Caitlin, you got to fly home?
Nope.
Jason?
Nope.
Oh, great.
Who was the other one?
Oh, sorry.
You better have to fly home. Sorry. John Nick. Sorry, sorry. You better have to fly home.
John Nick.
Sorry, John Nick.
You have to fly home?
He has to fly.
So whoever's playing for John Nick, don't try very hard.
I don't think that's a problem.
No, you go ahead and put those brakes on, Nick.
You can do it.
All right.
So I really am going to make people play for the person whose name they have from now on.
I think that's a great system.
But people will really stop bringing name taggies.
All right.
This first game that we're going to play is called Live, Die, Repeat.
Thank you.
I'm going to say the title of a motion picture that exists.
And the first one of you on stage who can repeat it back in its entirety correctly wins the game.
Yeah, I told you
the games are going to be dumb.
And this one certainly is.
But guess what? Only one of you can win it.
As dumb as
easy as it sounds, there's only going to
be one winner. Which is pretty much
how Highlander works.
If you've seen
that franchise.
There could be only one.
Yeah, there could be only one.
When are they going to bring that back?
Right?
I heard they were going to do
an animated version of that,
and I've been working on a live-action version
of Finding Nemo.
It's just me and these fish.
It's kind of difficult to get off the ground
because it's in the water.
But I think they should bring Highlander back a lot.
Yeah.
The Kurgan is awesome.
Or maybe there could only be one.
Christopher Lambert, that's it.
He's the Highlander.
And Sean Connery died,
so he can't stand around yelling about how he's the only one.
All right.
I'm going to say the title.
If anybody guesses wrong, or if you guess and you guess wrong, I'll go back to the beginning of the title.
All right? Here we go.
Take...
Nobody can think of a movie that begins with take?
Are we supposed to jump in?
Yeah.
Take in.
Oh.
Yeah.
Take in.
There's a movie called Take In?
Oh, Take In.
Take In.
Take it in.
Take it three.
Take it two.
Take the money and run.
Take it four.
I'm not splitting up words.
The first word is take.
Take the money and run. Take four. I'm not splitting up words. The first word is take. Take the money and run.
Take this job and shove it.
See, now you're getting the idea of this game.
Take two.
Take me.
Out to the ball game.
That is correct.
Al Madrigal pulled it off.
He was calm.
He was collected.
I get it.
He didn't get distracted by anything. He just
did it. Take N.
So that's how the game goes? We just yell random
shit out until it's right?
Yep. Just like
monkeys writing Shakespeare.
That's a good movie. Well, it's not a good movie,
but it's a fun movie. Oh,
it is? Take me out to the ballgame. Yeah.
Do you know why I picked that movie? No.
It stars Esther Williams.
And she doesn't swim in it.
No swimming, because it's about baseball.
Esther.
I should have figured it out, man.
Yeah, and you love baseball and baseball movies.
And Esther Williams.
But anyway, that's who this theater is named after.
I think people roll through here every day that Esther could just be somebody's aunt.
Her king now.
All right.
Congratulations, Al Madrigal.
You snuck onto the show.
You slipped in through the side door.
And I don't know who you told outside
that you were a guest,
but you managed.
You convinced the sound guy.
I think you gave the sound guy a couple of joints to get
that God Mike into your hands. He wouldn't give
it to just anybody. This is totally rigged.
Yeah, why? This doesn't seem right.
You mean the God Mike guy shows up,
sits down, and wins the
game? Yeah. There's another
owl right there. There's another fucking
owl here? What is this?
Severance?
All right, so
Al gets to go first in our next game.
That's all you win for winning that first one.
And this next
game is something that I call
Angela Bassett did the thing.
This is a game where unfortunately Angela Bassett did the thing. This is a game where, unfortunately,
Angela Bassett didn't do the thing that is winning an Oscar.
Went to Jamie Lee Curtis the other night.
But we'll never forget that expression,
Angela Bassett did the thing.
So this game is quite simple.
Al, I'll tell you the name of a movie.
You tell me if Angela Bassett did the thing or did not do the thing.
Easy.
Right?
Yep.
And if you're right, you get a point.
If you're wrong, you don't get a point.
I'm stingy that way.
And then we'll go to Greg with the next one and so on.
And you only each get one shot at it, so you gotta
know your Angela Bassett.
So when you say, do the thing...
Do it. Like, did she do that thing?
Oh, I understand.
Like, we know she got her groove back.
She did that thing.
So we're not playing the take me out
of the ballgame game anymore.
No, but if you want to just yell out
stuff until you hit a correct answer,
you're always welcome to do that.
Alright.
No, I'm going to give a movie to
Al. He's going to tell me if she's in it or not.
Did the thing, did not do the thing, and then
we'll give you the next one, Greg.
Al, are you ready? Yep.
The motion picture is called
Contact.
Oh.
No, she was not in Contact. She did not do that thing? Nope
The motion picture, Contact with McConaughey
and Jodie Foster
Angela Bassett
I'm sorry Al, but
she did that thing
Yeah, she was in that thing
Yeah, she did do that thing
Greg Proops?
Correct Yeah! She did that thing. Yeah, she did do that thing. Greg Proops? Correct.
Yeah!
Greg.
Give me Caitlin.
Okay.
Anthony Atamanek?
I'm ready.
All right, Greg.
Did the thing or did not do the thing.
Avengers Infinity War.
What was the name of the picture?
Avengers Infinity War.
Don't make me say it forever.
I don't see a lot of superhero movies
because I'm literate.
Yes, yeah. I thought he said because he'm literate. Yeah.
I thought he said
because he was littering.
I did not get the joke.
My time has taken up littering, Doug.
And I haven't any time to see
superhero movies because of...
I got shit to throw on the ground.
I can't waste three hours.
Or maybe Infinity War wasn't through.
I'm going to say she's in it.
You're saying she's in it?
Fuck, I don't know.
Yeah.
All right.
She did not do that thing.
She held out for Avengers Endgame.
She's in that one, but not Infinity War.
That's a different movie than that one?
Oh, yeah.
But it has the same name.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of the Avengers have that word in there.
Avengers.
Then there's Avengers Perineum.
Really? Avengers Perineum?
Yeah.
You have to be very careful with that game,
because you never know.
Very delicate.
That one really teeters on the edge.
It taint Perineum.
You got that wrong.
All right.
Avengers Perineum. You got that wrong. I got it. All right. Avengers perineum.
Summer will never be the same.
Okay, you ready, Anthony?
I'm ready.
Okay, Tony.
I call him both.
Yeah, he can switch it up.
The motion picture classic Batman, Ampersand, Robin.
Batman and Robin.
Ooh.
Did the thing, did not do the thing.
No audience help, please.
Even though your opinion does matter.
Take it to the polls.
Did the
thing. You say she did the
thing? Sure. That she's in Batman
and Robin? Sure.
Did not do the thing.
I had no
idea.
Which one is that one? Is that the Joel
What do you mean no idea? It was 50-50. Well, that was good. You have some idea. Wow. You're looking pretty good. Which one is that one? Is that the Joel Schumacher one? What do you mean no idea? It was 50-50.
Well, that was good.
You have some idea.
I had some idea.
Well, maybe she was one of Poison Ivy's pals.
One of her pals.
Not even Poison Ivy.
Just one of her side pals.
Not even Poison Ivy.
Just Poison Ivy's pal.
It wasn't What's-Her-Name Uma Thurman Poison Ivy?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, there you go.
It's that one, right? The Joel Schumacher one. Mm-hmm. Oh, there you go. It's that one, right?
The Joel Schumacher one.
Mm-hmm.
That's the greatest of all Batman movies, by the way.
Oh, really?
Oh, fuck.
By a long fucking mile.
Oh, okay.
Says the literate guy.
The one you like where they're all broody and shit
doesn't have Jim Carrey going showmanship in it.
That's fucking awesome part of the movie.
Okay, and everybody disagrees.
I've lost track of what we're talking about.
Yeah, that was too
controversial for me to handle.
I can't comment
on that.
Let's go back to reading posters
with cancelled
comedians on them.
Nick.
Am I woke or cancelled?
Huh?
Am I woke or am? Huh? Am I woke or am I cancelled?
Oh.
Well, it's so crazy now.
You can get cancelled for being too woke.
Neither?
Al's doing Jewish now.
Jackie Mason?
I don't know.
Who knows whether you are or not.
And now I'm cancelled. Yeah. knows whether you are or not. Could be canceled.
And now I'm canceled.
Yeah.
Judd Hirsch was robbed.
Give me a hug.
Silly accents.
That was that joke.
Okay.
It's Nick's turn, right?
No one has gotten one.
It's all up to you.
This is so exciting.
I'm just going to say before you even say it.
Yes.
You're going to pre-guess
that she did the thing?
That's like how you
in school, is that how you would do tests?
That's check in the dark.
I think that's a pretty good answer.
You think there's a pattern
or something?
Yeah, I see a yes.
You just straddled in the dark.
Basically. You just did aled in the dark, basically.
You just did a dark straddle.
Okay.
That's a poker thing.
The motion picture is the Brian
Brown film.
He starred in it.
F slash X.
Not the TV network,
but the motion picture that inspired
generations of visual effects artists
to not make shitty movies like FX.
And you're sticking with your pre-guess.
So basically now you are guessing.
You're still guessing the same thing.
Yeah.
But you had the opportunity to change your mind.
No, now I know for sure.
I'm glad that I said yes,
because I know that she is in this movie.
You're absolutely, completely in on yes,
she did the thing called F slash X.
That is correct.
She did that thing.
Oh, wow.
Uncanceled.
She played a reporter
So it feels like it was very early on in her career
And she does not appear in FX2
To the best of my knowledge
Congratulations, Nick Thune won that one
Wow
Feel the same
I'm impressed.
Yeah, that could not have played out better.
You all missed except for Nick.
It's true.
But there's one more game to play.
And Nick is not going to be the best one at it.
Just my prediction.
I like when I get proven wrong.
Would that be fun if Steve Harvey's like,
this family's not going to win.
But if they do, let's celebrate.
He says it without saying it.
They're surprising.
He takes a long time.
When they go to that one break,
he's always like, both teams are playing really well
when one team is losing.
Because he knows the last one is the one that's going to determine it
because it's got the most points.
So the first few rounds are just almost like practice.
And the person in your family that's like your fifth person,
like let's put them fifth,
they're the one that gets to do that sudden showdown at the end
that determines the whole thing.
It's fucking crazy.
The big 78-year-old grandma slapped that buzzer and screamed penis.
So yeah, so Nick gets to go first in our next game,
and we're going to play that game after this break.
We'll be right back.
I'm really impressed that you were prepared for this.
To have an extra person?
No, it's ruining the whole thing.
I'm sorry.
Look at me.
Nick wouldn't have won that game if you weren't here
that's true
I know and that's why Al and I got lunch together
today and I was like if you show up
I might have a chance
cause Greg would have gotten
a second chance
and he might have tied Nick and then they would have
had to battle it out
you showed up at the blackjack table
when the shoe was just perfect
and you started fucking splitting tens.
Listen,
if you want your comedy to go straight
to gambling and card references,
Tony Atamanick is your man.
He's like getting a
one-eyed jack when you're
at a poker
John Wesley Harding
as his
45 revolver
pointed at you
because of some
horrible thing
you've done
with someone
you oughtn't
have trifled with
yeah
he says it all the time
and
it's true.
It's like calling Bonko
and then James Bond's like...
It's like
when you have an emaciated...
You're having orphan babies
fight each other in a pit and one of them
is malnourished. I've seen orphan babies fight each other.
I know. I've seen orphan babies.
Angela Bassett said it.
Wait a minute. She did that thing. She did Babies. Angela Bassett's in it. Wait a minute.
She did that thing.
She turned down Orphan Babies 2.
Look who's
Orphan Babies 2.
Orphan Babies
hashtag me too.
That's my favorite
basketball movie.
Okay, finally we figured that one out.
That's my favorite basketball movie.
Okay, finally, we figured that one out.
I hope the listeners enjoy callbacks that happen after several commercial breaks.
But Nick gets to go first in our final determining game today.
It's something I call Last Person Standing.
And this is a super-sized version, super last man
standing because I
am going to give you
more than one name
of actor
or actress or
some of each.
And Nick's going to go first and name a movie that any of those actors was in.
If he can't think of one, he can go to John Nick,
who's always there in a pinch.
John Nick is always ready to help,
especially if you can help him kill the people who killed his dog.
And then we go to Anthony same deal you can go to your lifeline I recommend going to the
lifeline early because when you go to him late they probably don't have an
answer either and I play as well and I even know the names of the actors were
about to play with so I'll try to pick obscure titles to not C-block you gentlemen in this game and eventual victory.
They both won Oscars the other night for roles in the same motion picture, two of the stars of everything, everywhere, all at once.
Jamie Lee Curtis
with dozens
of credits,
film credits to her name.
And Ki-Hee Kwon
who has
seven
feature films
in his storied career
where he sort of went away and then really came back.
Nick Thune, start us off.
Anything that's got Jamie Lee Curtis?
Well, I know that, I'm just assuming
that she's not in one of the Indiana Joneses.
No, no, I'm not asking you a movie
that has both of them in it,
although there is one.
I'm asking you to name any movie
that either of them is in.
Oh, Indiana Jones.
And I'm also asking you
to give me the correct title.
And The Last Crusade.
Okay, if you're going to fuck around,
I'm going to have Alan Madrigal take your seat
and throw away this extra chair.
Now, what's your answer?
Can I just say everything, every...
If you can, Can you say it?
Everything, everyone, everywhere?
It was so funny.
When it won Best Cast on the SAG Awards
and Mark Wahlberg was presenting it,
it's that movie and then a bunch of movies
with titles like Tar and Triangle of Sadness,
whatever, like titles, you know,
like everything, everywhere, all at once is such a
it's such a title
that no other movie. So anyway, he
opens up the thing, goes, or no, he
opens it up and then looks up and says
everything everywhere and goes back
to the car
for fucking all
at once. And while naming all the movies that
were nominated in the category he called women talking women are talking because
that's what it is to him like oh I don't know about that movie because women are Please make it stop
Okay so
Indiana Jones
And the Temple of Doom
Yes
Alright
Hang on to your potatoes
Blue Steel
Anthony is going with
The Jamie Lee classic
Blue Steel right?
Pop movie
Blue Steel
Yeah
People are agreeing with you Don't say their answers Like a question Jamie Lee Classic. Blue Steel, right? Pop movie, Blue Steel.
People are agreeing with you.
Don't say their answers like a question to find out if they're right or not.
Very sneaky of you.
Very sneaky, but yes, Blue Steel,
because I always love the cover of the video box.
Right, it's just her face looking like,
oh, a big gun.
Yeah.
Big gun and a blue, she had like a blue cup hat on
Clancy Brown from Highlander
Right, and Clancy Brown from
John Wick 4
I'm going to say the guineas
The guineas
I thought you were ordering a beer
I thought you were slandering
I want a guineas
I thought you were sland a guinea I want a guinea I thought you were
Slandering Italians
The guineas
The goonies
The guineas
The guineas
Those Stephen motherfuckers
Those were the bad guys
Mama
What do I got to do
Those were the bad guys
It's true
I feel cancelled
It's happened to you
All I wanted to say was guineas
Isn't that the name of it?
The goonies, yes
It was directed by
Hiram Kleppfeld and
Star Kippy McJohnson
I'm ready
Al Madrigal is ready here we go
Trading Places
yes
one of the greatest
movies of all time
Ralph Bellamy
played one of the old guys
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It was kind of her turn into more dramatic roles
after a lot of horror movies.
Love Letters.
Yeah. Nick?
Yeah, it comes back around.
You look disappointed.
Didn't see that coming.
No, I just saw a preview for that movie
with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Fucking Tom Arnold.
Oh, I would not watch that.
You said Schwarzenegger fucks Tom Arnold?
Yeah.
You haven't seen that?
Wow, well, somebody's offended.
It's some Italian guy.
Do you want to use your lifeline?
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
What's a Jamie Lee or a Ki He Kwan movie that John, just John.
Hang on, wait, wait, wait
It's only the person
he's playing for gets to say
He says Christmas with the cranks
Christmas with the cranks
Yes
Yeah
You have to agree with him
because he could be trying to trap you
because he doesn't want to carry home all this stuff
It's a win he doesn't want i would have done that yeah anthony well i guess i'll just say
true lies just to get it out might as well that's what he was trying to think of right
now it's a tv show too oh yeah i watched an episode of that You did? Oof What is that?
Is that a positive?
Yeah that's very positive
Italian positivity
Oof
That's fucking good
Yeah
I think Al Pacino says that a lot
in Scarface
Oof
Skinamax level
like performance
Oh
Okay
Alright
Well
We didn't come here to condemn movies
it's a series came here to love them oh oh right yeah it's on cbs change subjects i would never do
that to a movie good you're in the right place greg do you have another jamie lee curtis vehicle vehicle or the great Ki-Hee Kwan?
Are we just including extraordinary things that happened
everywhere all at once?
What do you mean?
The one they just won the Oscar for.
Yeah, he said it. Oh, Nick was trying
to say it. And now you're failing
to say it.
How's it go?
Everything. Everywhere.
What is it?
Everything everywhere I have to tell you the answer
To the trivia question
That's on the table
Well no I'm not asking
If you should give it to me
I was just asking
If it was qualified as an answer
It would count
If you were saying it right
I'm gonna switch then
Okay
Smartest man in the world Ladies and gentlemen I'm going to switch then. Okay.
Smartest man in the world, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm going to say A Fish Called Wanda.
Yes.
Wow.
Nice pivot.
It's directed by an English director who did a lot of the Ealing comedies in the 50s and early 60s,
like The Lavender Hill Mob and Man from Havana and stuff.
Ealing Studios. Yes-League Studios.
Yes, the British film. Fancy.
Just so that you keep up on your film, you guys.
Oh, he was gonna make
Avengers 16
the edge of Paranam
or whatever, but he got pulled
off of it.
I'm gonna go with
a movie
that should have been nominated
that a little
art house film that a lot of people
aren't aware of that starred Brendan Fraser
and
Pauly Shore
called Encino Man.
Encino Man.
Shit.
Two cast members from Encino Man got to
hold Oscars side by side the other night
and that's quite a
turn of events.
You know, I haven't seen Encino Man in a
minute, but I bet it holds up.
I never see
a Slurpee Machine and don't say to myself,
quit wheezing the juice.
Quit wheezing the juice.
Quit wheezing the juice.
Wheezing the juice, buddy.eezing the juice. Quit wheezing the juice. Wheezing the juice, buddy.
Those characters are probably pretty rough these days,
though. The guys that run the mini-mart
or whatever.
Yelling at them to not wheeze
the juice.
Encino Man had a different
name overseas, by the way. I'm not kidding.
Okay, what was it? It was like Neanderthal
Man or Caveman or something, I swear.
I was in England at the time, and I remember seeing it.
Pauly Shore, Brendan Fraser.
And they didn't say Encino Man.
It's like, would that confuse people overseas?
Would they be like, qu'est-ce que c'est?
I guess they just don't know from Encino.
So, yeah, I guess it would be easier to just say it's a cave man.
I saw the French connection, and I didn't go like,
where is this taking place?
Well, I mean, they can also, you know,
they can be pretty proud that more people
have heard of France than Encino.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Okay, so it's on me, right?
All right, so I'm going to pick another,
you know, kind of obscure one
just to, you know, try to kickstart some ideas.
How about Halloween?
What the fuck?
Come on.
What the fuck?
Shit.
What the fuck is that?
I was handing you
six more movies.
Not even the obscure one?
Like the most recent one
with Kyle Richards?
Yeah.
I was just about to say Halloween.
Yeah?
Do you want to say it?
I was going to say
the most recent one,
which is...
Right.
So you're not saying
Halloween, her film debut.
You're saying Halloween,
the one they just made
in 2017 or something?
Yeah.
That is correct.
Wait, there's two?
There's two Halloweens.
I'm going to do the one
from 2022.
What's that one called?
I don't know.
Yeah, you're not laughing
now, are you?
I'm not.
Jason?
Oh, he's going to Jason
already?
Halloween Kills.
Halloween Kills.
Exactly.
Halloween Kills. Halloween Kills. Exactly. Halloween Kills.
Halloween Kills.
It's very good.
You said use them early.
And I'm using that bitch.
All right, Greg, we're back to you.
You're not a bitch, Jason.
Someone already said Christmas.
It's not pejorative.
It's fine.
Someone already said Christmas with the crunks or whatever it is.
Yeah, they did.
Yeah.
I saw that on an Air Jamaica flight.
That's the only movie they ever show.
At Christmas.
They showed Christmas with the crunks.
They want you to be ready to get high
when you get there.
It's funny, but no amount of marijuana
makes it amusing.
No, it's...
I'm going to go to my lifeline, Caitlin.
Okay.
What do you got, Caitlin?
We have Jeremy...
I mean, Jeremy Lee Curtis?
Jeremy, I...
Tony Curtis meets...
The original The Fog.
The Fog.
I'm going to say...
The first The Fog.
The original The Fog.
Yeah.
Got to be clear about that.
Thank you, Caitlin.
John Carpenter's The Fog.
John Carpenter's The Fog.
Yeah.
Terrific.
He really helped her
by casting her
in that
a lot of people
got hurt on that set
they would just
walk into shit
it was difficult
to see
that's right
it was
and catering
served pea soup
like almost
every day
I mean
when in
when in Rome
whose turn is it?
oh Al
I'm gonna use my Al oh Al what do you got? Halloween 2 when in Rome. Whose turn is it? Oh, Al.
I'm going to use my Al.
Oh, Al, what do you got?
Halloween 2.
Halloween 2.
That's what you're fucking giving me?
Yeah.
That's what he's giving you.
Shit, that's all I'm saying.
Halloween 2.
You want to just fucking sneak a look at your fucking phone in there?
Yeah.
I'm doing you can call me Al what is happening
the breakdown
it doesn't go like that
alright
that's the breakdown that's the bridge It doesn't go like that. All right.
That's the breakdown.
That's the bridge.
You do it.
No one else is going to say this,
so I'm just going to say it.
Halloween.
Resurrection. Fuck!
Golden ticket? Nick? Halloween what? Resurrection. Fuck! Golden Ticket?
Nick?
Halloween what?
Resurrection.
I know.
Did I see that?
Maybe.
Judy Greer?
Hmm?
Judy Greer in that also?
Yeah, maybe.
Oh, no, she was in those more recent ones.
What do you got?
Oh, it's Nick's turn.
We're just chatting, sorry.
Such intense gameplay.
This guy's got to get out of here.
Fucking asshole.
I'm going to go with Hoosiers.
Okay, so Nick's out.
Wow. Wow.
Fuck.
Nobody said it for the basketball movies.
Why not, you know?
Right.
Might as well get it in there now.
What do you got, Anthony?
Well, it's got to be Trading Places.
Already did that one.
Done.
Fuck me in the face.
Now I don't
have anything.
I'm not going to do it.
Why I didn't hear that.
Totally
tuned out. What was yours? Grizzlies? What did you say she was in?
Hoosiers.
Oh, Hoosiers. Yeah, that's why he's out.
I get made fun of for
guineas and he says Hoosiers.
Oh.
You say Hoosiersers He said hoosiers
He said hushers just now
I said what hushers
Hushers
I'm giving you so much confidence
I know you are
I know Greg's doing the Lord's work
But what am I
Come on Anthony
We gotta wrap this up.
I cannot tell a lie.
Yeah, you're out.
Greg.
The exercise one.
Oh, it's too bad you don't know what it's called.
That's not good enough.
She's wearing the exercise clothes.
Oh, we know what you're talking about.
Oof.
Okay.
Al, do you want to say it?
I'm out.
Put the final nail in his coffin.
With John Travolta
Yep
Yes
And the editor
Of Rolling Stone
Jan Wenner
Is
As himself
Called
Physical
No
I'm not gonna
We gotta have
Winner today
So don't do that to me
Pick a different movie
Or go to your lifeline
Did you go to your
Lifeline already
I did
I somehow
Said Halloween 2
Oh shit The exercise one Or go to your lifeline Did you go to your lifeline already? I did, I mean, some fucking said Halloween 2 Oh, shit
The exercise one
Everything exercised almost all at once
Why don't we do that?
Why don't we say there's not a winner
And then just throw all the prizes out into the audience
Well, why don't we give them each a poster?
There's four posters
Why don't we give them each a poster?
Oh, each of you get a poster
That's a terrific solution
Yay! Yeah You know what? There's four posters Why don't we give them each Oh each of you get a poster That's a terrific solution Yay
Yeah
You know what
It's even
Perfect
Oh
That's what it's called
That's right
Yeah you know
The four of you
Could divvy up everything
As far as I'm concerned
Al you're in charge
Get up here Al
Come on up here.
Who wants to cancel comics one?
There you go, Al.
You get this stuff too and that bag over there.
And whoever's the biggest Grogu fan
should get that one for sure.
Oh, and we have a tube even
if anyone wants a tube.
If they're going to share them all,
I don't know.
Anybody needs a tube?
Oh, and that's got the last man standing
poster in there too, that huge
Bruce Willis one. Who wants this
Grogu?
Look at that Grogu.
Wait, now everybody thinks they're up for it. It's just the four
people that got selected
because somebody's got to
win something. Jason, you want this
Grogu? Yeah, you want this Grogu?
Yeah, come get the Grogu, Jason. Come get the Grogu.
It doesn't even do anything.
Why is it all wet?
It's for you.
There's a little beer in it.
I spilled beer in it.
It's like a bird feeder or something.
Come up, Caitlin.
Yeah.
Come up.
All right.
Nick Thune, do your plugs.
What do you got to promote, dude?
I've got shows.
Are you doing any shows in the Hoosier State?
I am in Indiana. Indiana
shows in April. What the heck?
Oh, there you go. Caitlin's my friend.
Alright.
Don't upstage Nick's plug.
Sorry, Nick.
Yeah, I've got actually two shows in
Indiana
in April.
Anthony's really embracing the spirit of this show
with the throwing shit into the audience,
because we used to do that all the time, too.
Thank you, Nick Thune.
Thank you.
Great job.
I totally fucking shit on your plug.
No, no.
No one needs to.
No, Nick will goof around while you're doing your plugs.
Anthony and Tappanick,
what have you got to promote?
I mean nothing.
My career's in the toilet.
We did.
This is how much time Anthony has on his hands.
He did a three-part, three-hour episode of Wide World of Dugs.
It's available now wherever you get your podcasts.
And be sure to check it out, lady.
You can watch What We Do in the Shadows coming back this summer.
And another season after that, baby. What we do in the shadows coming back this summer.
And another season after that, baby.
And then always on twitch.tv slash coffee with Tony.
Monday through Friday, you can watch me 1 p.m. Yeah, you should see him.
Talk about how the world is burning.
That's it.
I ran out of air.
I ran out of air. I ran out of air
as I was saying it
and I didn't want
to breathe in again.
Greg Proops,
what do you want to plug?
We just finished
our 45th season
of Whose Line Is It?
Whoa!
Amazing.
We went on the air
when television
was powered by steam. We were on the Dum when television was powered by steam
We were on the Dumont network for a while
And then when everything went color
It changed our whole show
We actually just shot a new season
And that's on the CW
For those of you who come up to me and go
Don't you miss doing the show?
I haven't, no, not for 10 years
It's just that you missed it
because it's on the CW now.
Desilu saved you guys like Star Trek, right?
Yeah, he hasn't missed it.
He's there every time.
And I'm on the road with the guys,
with Ryan Stiles.
It's so fun.
If you can go see them, I gotta see them. We're in the South
next week. In every town with a
ville or a burg or a borough,
I noticed.
We're in Greensboro,
Knoxville, Nashville,
what's the one
in Kentucky? Oh, Knoxville.
The ville-ville-borough-borough tour.
I love it.
As a San Francisco comedian,
I fully endorse
if you have not seen
Greg Proops on the road, you need to
absolutely do that. And then I remember
also the very first time,
because it was just like, that's how San Francisco
comics became good, because
you'd watch Greg go up and go,
oh, that's where the bar is? Okay.
Oh, wow, you little love chop.
And then first time Doug Benson and Brian Poussin came to Cobbs,
I remember you went up with a notepad and you go,
right now I'd like to be like a bad pitch.
Whoa, high and outside?
High and outside.
Wow.
It was a horrible crowd.
I am on a show on Friday nights on NBC
called Lopez vs. Lopez.
I want to hear the same enthusiasm
that Tony got.
He plays Versus.
I play his daughter.
He's the titular character.
But yeah, congratulations on that.
And it's fun that they're doing comedies on Friday nights again.
Because that was such a staple growing up.
Friday night comedies.
And thanks for popping in.
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wasn't that a delightful surprise?
I have to say.
Because he just barged in here.
You love me and miss me.
It's true, it's true.
I'm looking at my phone for no reason.
Okay, so
douglosmovies.com
is where you can get all the
dates and deets for my shows
and come see.
Oh, Greg's going to be doing stand-up later tonight.
Do any of you guys have shows later tonight?
Yeah, we're all running around doing stuff,
so come back and see more South by Southwest comedy.
Thank you to Esther's Follies.
Thank you to South by Southwest comedy.
Thank you once again to Nick Thune,
Anthony Atamanek, Greg Proops, Al Madrigal.
And as always, it doesn't belong to you either