Doug Loves Movies - Carina Magyar, Geoff Tate and Troy Tate guest

Episode Date: May 8, 2023

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from the greatest bank park in the world,

the Parkway Bank Park in Rosemont, Illinois! Woo! the Parkway Bank Park in Rosemont, Illinois! Oh my goodness, what day is it? It's Saturday. No, yes. People in the audience are already yelling out answers. It's Saturday, May 6, 2023,

and we are back here again at Zaney's at the Rosemont, Illinois, which I like to call O'Hare Adjacent. Anybody flying out right after the show? Or fly in right before? That's what I'm going to do someday Land over there Take a cab here, do the show

Go back, fly out That'll be exciting Maybe next year Because for some crazy reason I mean, I know why, it's because I'm silly Many years ago I did a show here on Cinco de Mayo Because for some crazy reason, I mean, I know why. It's because I'm silly. Many years ago, I did a show here on Cinco de Mayo and then went to Adobe Gila's across the way for the big celebration they do over there.

And then I was just like, this is so fun to be like, there's this big Cinco de Mayo celebration right near where my show was. Some of the people that saw my show they go over there so it just became a thing that I perform here I do a show every Cinco de Mayo so yesterday we did like a happy hour stand-up show some of you were here and so I next year because of leap year Cinco de Mayo is going to fall on a Sunday. So that's what I think is going to happen, is that we'll do a 420 Sunday. You're all looking at me like,

Doug, do the show that you're going to do now. Why are you so high that all you can think about is 2024? All right, anyway, I'm probably stalling because I'm about to get to everybody's favorite part of the show, it's time for Doug plugs. Doug plugs, Doug plugs, Doug plugs, Doug plugs, Doug plugs. Settle down. I gotta do my plugs.

I'm doing my annual Mother's Day show. That's another weird one. I just started doing Mother's Day shows at Comedy Works in downtown Denver, Colorado one year, and then we've just been doing it every year since. So that's this year on May 14th at 4.20. I'm doing stand-up at a club called Magoobies

outside of Baltimore in Timonium, Maryland on Tuesday, May 16th. And Doug Loves Movies returns to the improv in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday, May 17th. For all my dates and deets and links, go to DougLovesMovies.com, go to Douglovesmovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com Yeah!

Come on! We love it! Shh! Is that dancing? That was amazing. I'm telling you, I'm going to run a contest. Like, at the end of the year, if you're doing Doug Loves Movies out on the road,

I'm going to tell which club, you know, which city did the best at that stuff. And so far, Rosemont is winning. And how much credit should I give Rosemont? A lot of you live in Rosemont. I mean, it is mostly hotels and entertainment complexes and theaters and stuff, so. But holy shit, can you believe they have a dispensary

here now? You walk out this door here and there's a dispensary right there. That is amazing. With signs all over it saying, don't consume it around here. And I'm like, you don't tell me where I can eat a gummy, motherfucker. So who here tonight, go ahead and confess,

if you had some gummies that you got from that place before the show? You did? It's called Verilife, which I don't understand that. When you walk by, it's like, what is that? Like some sort of health food drink or something? Verilife? But it's they're verifying your life with

cannabis. Are you ready for me to get our guests out here? So excited for these three. Please give it up for Karina Bagyard, Jeff Tate, and Troy Tate!

You couldn't wait until I introduced him individually. I knew you'd fuck up at some point today that was rude to the other guests especially one of them's even his brother yeah but let's

meet them all individually give them all an individual round of applause starting with Austin comic now Chicago comic Karina Magyar is here everybody comic, now Chicago comic, Karina Magyar is here, everybody. Thank you. You absolutely killed it on

the stand-up show yesterday. Thank you for doing that. I'd like you to have this honorary plaque. Thank you. Do I actually have to show my Tito's? Or can I keep them... Oh, now I get it. It's a picture of a cat holding a bottle of Tito's.

It says, show me your Tito's. Yes. But it's a cat that wants to see breasts. That's right. And it's bribing with vodka. And some vodka. Which does work. Where'd that go?

Where'd it go? It's right here. I didn't really give it to you. I mean, I... I handed it to you. Karina, would you like to keep this? Yeah. Okay.

I need to be reminded. I was going to put it in the prize bag, but... No, no, no. Put it in the prize bag. No, there's so many prizes. You're right. Yeah. See, it's going to a home where somebody's going to care for it and love it.

Yeah. That weird sign has a forever home. Until Karina has a yard sale. Tomorrow. I could just see the haggling. Hey, I'll give you 15 cents. It's a quarter. All you got to do is show me your Tito's.

Yes. Then it's free. Also joining us today is Cincinnati comic, now Portland comic, Jeff Tate, everybody. everybody. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate. You better do the same thing for his brother. Although I guess Troy could just hang out and just take it in. Like he could just say to himself, it's for me also.

Because I am a Tate. Give it up for Troy Tate, everybody. Yeah. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate a Tate. Give it up for Troy Tate, everybody. Yeah. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate. Troy, Tate. I like it. A little of both. That was really fun. How's it going, Troy?

It's going excellent. It's great to be here. Is your microphone, could use maybe a little more juice, a little more heat? Is that better? That sounds pretty good. Does everybody got it? I think so. You know, comedians, we're all used to yelling into microphones,

but I almost said you're a regular person. I'm just here to talk. Yeah, but you're Jeff's brother, and that's how you ended up being on the show, because we've met and I enjoy your company. Exactly. And so you've been on a few times in various cities and over Zoom. And so thank you for coming out here today.

A couple of times ago when I performed here, Jeff was one of the guests, and it was just coming out of the pandemic. I was like, I'll just have two guests, and I'll have it be Jeff's brother, Troy, and they'll go head to head against each other. It'll be really exciting. And then when I told Jeff about it, the idea, I phrased it like this. Hey, Troy can come too if he's, you know, if he's available. I probably just said, hey, Troy can come too. And then Jeff was like, oh yeah, Troy, in his head, was like, yeah, Troy would come if he could. And then Jeff was like, oh yeah, Troy, in his head, was like, yeah, Troy would come if he could.

And then we didn't discuss it any further. So go back and listen to it, or I'm sure some of you were here for it. There's an episode where Jeff is the only guest. That is exactly what happened. He's the only guest, and we just had audience members come up one at a time

and compete against him, and it was super fun. Sorry I couldn't make it, Doug. But glad to be here. No, Troy, I'm trying to say it was a better show because... Oh. Oh, okay.

I did listen to it. I remember it. Right? You were probably sitting there going, I would have fucking known that answer Right I know where the bar is Okay

Yeah I'm glad to be here Amazing Well yes Thank you so much for For genuinely making it out this time The invitation made it to you And

You know At first I was suspicious Suspicious that Jeff didn't want to lose to you So he was like Yeah I'll tell him about it. I'm definitely due for one. Yeah, you've been on three times. All three losses. Troy really wants to walk away a winner.

Overdue. So if you have a name tag out there, hope that he picks you because he's really got the eye of the tiger. He's really, yeah. is really... Yeah. Also, I can't even see Jeff over there. If we lean out, it ruins people in the audience on the sides. It ruins their view. Okay.

So before we play games today, I like to do a thing that I call Recommendation Nation, where that's where I ask each of my guests to recommend one movie and then I pit those movies against each other on the Twitter, Doug Lo's movie's Twitter account

and people vote and usually one movie wins in a landslide because somebody will recommend an already known popular movie but the idea is to get out some stuff that people might not have seen, and also I pick different categories. And since two days ago was, what you call it,

May the 4th Be With You, a.k.a. Star Wars Day, Carrie Fisher finally got a star in the Walk of Fame. Yeah. Mark Hamill was like, what the fuck was the holdup? You know, him and Harrison Ford have probably had their own for years. But anyway,

my point is that I would like each of you to recommend a space movie. You know, it doesn't have to be like action-y like Star Wars, but it can be. It just has to be like action II like Star Wars but it can be it just has to be just has to have space in it and it can't be you can't be space balls but also are you a guest on the show this just please don't oh it's

her birthday okay well let me just get this out of the way Happy birthday, and please be quiet Have the most quiet birthday you possibly can Because What this is, is it's a game show And the impulse to yell out the answers might strike you since you've already yelled out the name of a movie.

So just be careful. I mean I can't you know I can't stand at the front door and insist everybody knows the podcast. In fact a lot of you are probably here with somebody who listens to it and and you're like, I don't know.

I don't know what's going on. But my boyfriend or girlfriend likes it, so we're here. Alright, so Karina, do you have a space movie? And you can say Spaceballs. That's not a terrible suggestion. It is my birthday.

So, thank you. I hate space. Right? No, like... It is kind of... I find it to be a boring genre. I think people in space, good for them. It does seem scary for them.

But I can't relate to it. It doesn't want you. You know? Yeah. We should stay here where we started. Exactly. I'm into consensual relationships with planets. And so, yeah.

But I'm going to go with one that I showed to my children. And I was showing it to them to engender a love of science in them. My daughters, I want them to be into STEM or whatever. So I showed them The Martian. Okay. Which is an excellent movie. Right. But now the kids are out back harvesting their own shit.

No, they hate... They hated the science. Right, which is the most interesting part of that movie. The rest of it's just a guy, you know, he's not even as interesting as Marvin the Martian. No, they hated this. Like, they were like, oh, God, more science. But they both love math now

because they think that being good at math is just like popping up out of a nap and having the answer. So they really like Donald Glover. So yeah, just watch it for the Donald Glover cameo. Okay. The Martian. Jeff? Okay, I'm going to say...

I want to use one that I don't think a lot of people have seen. Right. Because everyone knows the big ones. Sure. So I'm going to say, and it's not even that good, but it's pretty good. Right? You all know me. You've heard me on this before, right?

You all know me. You've heard me on this before, right? Like, it's not... Like, I'm not saying this thing was snubbed at the Oscars, but it's a fun 90 minutes. It's called Outland. Oh, yeah. With Sean Connery. Sean Connery and the lady that played Cliff's mom on Cheers.

Yeah. Frances Sternhagen. Yeah, Frances Sternhagen. It's true. Yeah, Francis Sternhagen. That's true. Yeah, and it's in space, so it fits the category. Yeah. You ever see Dante's Peak? Yeah.

Yeah, that same lady, Francis Sternhagen, has one of the most horrifying movie deaths in history because she's like the grandmother and the boat's going to sink into the lava. They've got to cut weight, so she gets out of the boat and just jumps into the hot lava. Yeah, yeah. Something like that.

I don't know the exact specifics because I found it so traumatizing. Because growing up, she was the lady. She was in TV commercials where she'd dunk a piece of chalk in some green liquid and then snap it in half. I don't even know what the product was. I imagine... It was like for toothpaste or something,

or mouthwash, I think. Really? It wasn't for chalk or liquid? It wasn't for one of the two things? It wasn't, but no, it was just to show you what it would do to your teeth, I think. I think the chalk was supposed to be your teeth, and the liquid was the mouthwash. Maybe, I don't know.

I just know her name is Frances Sternhagen. She's one of those actresses that, like, or like Wilford Brimley, an actor, who just, like, starred out playing old people. Her first role at age 24 was Granny in something. But back to Outland. Outland is like a high-tech space station that the thing that stood out to me about that movie

is it has one of the most exciting foot chases in film around the fucking spaceship or whatever it is. Yeah, the outside of it. They're just running around all over the place. It's kind of like the foot chase in Point Break but it's inside this

part of this space thing. Once you have Sean Connery in space, the laughs never stop. No. point break, but it's inside this part of this space thing. And, you know, it's got, you know, once you have Sean Connery in space, the laughs never stop. No. Because he's like, let's put this bitch into hyperdrive. It's very funny. I don't know if I made it clear,

but it's very funny. Is it really? No. I didn't think so. I didn't remember it being funny If it was funny it would have been called outlandish Alright Troy what's your That was way That joke was way better than it got I think that

I think that we had been talking about outland For so long people forgot that it's called Outland, which is the important part for that joke to work. All right, Troy, what do you got, buddy? All right, I'm going to go with a medium one here. Okay. It's not a big one, but it's not Outland. What are you, the three bears with this shit?

I've seen Outland, and my problem with it is too much science for me. Oh, yeah. I bet. And I haven't seen the Martian, but I'm gonna choose galaxy quest Maybe somebody hasn't seen it though. So this is Bullshit is right. If you haven't seen it go ahead This is a reminder. Bullshit is right if you haven't seen it.

Go ahead and never watch another movie again if you have not bothered to see Galaxy Quest. But it is fantastic from the second person on the list of the cast all the way down. It's all actors that that was one of their first things that you saw them in, and then you love seeing them ever since. Even people like Missy Pyle is one of the weird robot people. Rainn Wilson's in it briefly as a robot man.

Robot man. They're from space. Alien. Aliens. They're aliens. Daryl Chill Mitchell. He always shines in small roles. It's everything, but you just have to get past that it stars Tim Allen.

But he's great in the role. I mean, he nails it. He's really good in the movie, but some people are a little over Tim Allen. But what are you going to do? You know, at least he didn't work in that grunting bit, you know, into Galaxy Quest. But what a fun movie.

Excellent choice, Troy. Thanks, Doug. My other guests are dismissed. Well, that was great. Great recommendations, and we're going to take our first commercial break, and we'll be right back.

first commercial break and we'll be right back and we're back we picked out some name tags and I got a lot of lovely prizes we're going to give away in my Broadway Cruise bag that's got a book and a bunch of other stuff. Oh, the one thing I wanted to mention was the rolling tray from Hempber because they always send me nice stuff. All right. So here's who they're playing for today.

Karina's playing for The Adventures of Sharon Munchausen. And Jeff is playing for Hob Roblin. Because that dude's name is Hob. And Troy is playing for The Secret Life of Walter Matty. Because Matt cleverly changed Mitty to Matty. Are the house lights still up or do I need to take my glaucoma medicine?

Okay. Gotta get over to Verilife over there. Get my medicine. For the listeners, in case I haven't mentioned it on the actual show, there's a dispensary now in the Parkway Bank Park, so this

place just became more perfect. It's got everything a person can eat. Oh, also ate today at the new pizza place. Used to be the Hofbrau, and now it's a pizza place called Crust. Something else. Some other word. Crust. Crust Brewery. They have great pizza, great beer too.

So if you're coming to a show at Zaney's, I mean, there's lots of choices here, but I recommend that one. All right. We established who everybody's playing for, so let's play some games. Let's play some games. This first game is a favorite of mine that we created over the years down in Austin, Texas.

So it's got a couple people's names attached to it who were involved in the creation. It's something that's now called Alex's and Jason and Deb's IMDb Game. Alex's and Jason and Deb's IMDb game. Here's how it works. I will tell you the four movies that are listed on an actor or actress's IMDb page. They have a most known four, and then four movies are selected, sometimes by the IMDB algorithm,

sometimes by the actors themselves or their publicists or representatives, because they get IMDB Pro, and then you can change yours. I don't have that, so the four they picked for me, I'm stuck with. But as long as Lego Batman is in there, I'm pretty happy. So I will list the four movies in order. The first one I think is what they're saying is the one they're most known for

but I don't know if it's necessarily the order is that important but I'll name the four movies in order. At any point you buzz in by saying your own name as soon as you think you know what actor or actress it is. But here is the extra tricky part, is that if you guess wrong, the actual negative point

comes with it. Some people will take a chance and go for it, and others won't. But the idea is, when you hear just that first title, it could be anybody that's in that movie. So unless you have some sort of instinct or gut feeling

or you think you know me so well. Which that happens sometimes. But yeah, you just have to wait for the second. Usually a second title should give you a pretty strong indication of who it is. And again, nobody in the audience participate in this, please.

Alright, here's the first round. Like I said, buzz in with your own name. Some people forget to do that and they just blurt out the person they think it is. The first title is a star is born yeah exactly nobody wants to take a risk on that right the second title should help you out a lot silver linings Jeff Jeff is Jeff. It's Bradley Cooper. It's Bradley Coops.

That's correct. Here's another twist. And Jeff already knew about this. Two more points. If you can name, if Jeff Tate can name the remaining two names, two titles in Bradley Cooper's I mean you get a point for each one you get right but name two movies and I'll tell you if either or both or neither made the cut okay American Hustle and the hangover okay hangover started off a super big trilogy And what was the other one you said? American Hustle?

American Hustle. Third, they went with American Sniper. Too bad I'm not giving out half points for the word American. Then for the fourth movie, they did go with American Hustle. So Jeff gets another point. Jeff's got two points. Here we go. Still anybody's game.

Oh, also if you are interested in the Kentucky Derby today, the race is gonna be run before the show is over, so. Sorry you missed it. It's like at 5.57 central time Is when the race is And this show ends at 6 But I'm guessing Most of you are just hearing about The Kentucky Derby being today

For the first time I'm glad it really is In all of America's consciousness. I don't see any silly hats. Well, there's one. Okay. Here's round two. The first film is called Guardians of the Galaxy.

All right, Jeff, settle down. The second title is Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2. The third title, Riddick. Oh, Karina. Vin Diesel. Yes, Karina? Vin Diesel. I'm sorry, That is incorrect.

I know, right? It's my birthday! What kind of fucked up game? Alright, so we got the first two Guardians and Riddick, and here's the fourth title that only Jeff or Troy can play, whoever comes in quickest and hottest. Blade Runner 2049. And, of course, if neither of you know it, we'll just move on. Jeff. Oh, Jeff's just move on. Jeff.

Oh, Jeff's going for it. Who is it? I'm going to guess Dave Bautista. That is correct! Isn't that wild that his first three movies all also have Vin Diesel? Total trap, I set for you. Damn.

Sorry I did that. Jeff, squeaked that one out So he's got one point for that He doesn't get to name anymore Because there aren't anymore Here's the third round It starts with Guardians of the Galaxy

Which volume? The second film. Get ready. This should give it away. Avatar. Jeff. Who is it, Jeff? Zoe Saldana.

That is correct. Jeff, you're running away with this shit. I don't even want to give you the chance for bonus points, but if you name two more, Zoe Saldana movies. Star Trek and Columbiana. The third one was indeed Star Trek, so that's another point. But they didn't go Columbiana. They got on the case because it's her current movie that's out called Avatar, colon, The Way of Water.

Which is how I, that's how I asked for my ticket when I went to see it. I'd like one for Avatar, colon, The Way of Water. Please. way of water. Please. Has there ever been a movie that made that much money that nobody has ever mentioned in public? I do not know where the Avatar

heads are at. Nobody I know is still into Avatar. And when the first Avatar came out, I was making jokes about it. I didn't really like it that much. On Twitter and on Douglas Movies, people get so mad at me. They were so into the first Avatar and now they're quietly into it.

Because nobody says anything to me when I say something bad about it. Alright, Jeff. We're going to do the fourth round even though it's impossible for anybody to catch up at this point. The first film, of course, is Guardians of the Galaxy... Volume 2!

We're starting with 2. Whoever this is thinks 2 is important to start with. And then their second movie is Guardians of the Galaxy. Guardians of the Galaxy. Little switcheroo there. The third film is The Suicide Squad. Oh, Karina. The Suicide Squad.

Yes, Karina? Sean Gunn? Sean Gunn is correct! Karina is on the board. What do you think is the fourth? Just for the fun of it. What do you think the fourth one is? Guardians of the Galaxy

Volume 3. I didn't see a Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 for anybody who's in it as of this date. I don't know how long it takes for that to kick in, but it hasn't happened yet. And so instead, because this will probably get knocked off when it gets in there,

is Avengers Infinity War, because he's credited for that because he was the on-set rocket. He would stand around and say, rockets, lines. What? And so that's in his best known form. and say Rockets Lines.

And so that's in his best known form. We love Sean Gunn and all the guns on this show. And so I'm looking forward to him having a real credit in there. And I have seen the new Guardians and he's great in it. So there you go. Congratulations, Jeff. You won that game.

Yay. I really wish I was a team. It really is. It's like you're playing, you know, you're not at the home field or something. Like, you're the away team. Does it help if I mention that before I transitioned, I did look like this? So I belong.

Just for anybody who's sitting there curious, here's Vin Diesel's top four. It starts with Guardians of the Galaxy, because he is Groot. And then, Triple X is next, followed by The Fast and the Furious, the first one. And then this seems random.

Furious 7. Like, maybe it's the one where he's the most dramatic or something. Maybe it's the one where he says the word family the most. But now they're doing, 10's gonna come out any day now this summer, and then they already decided to go ahead

and make an 11th one, so yeah, so keep brushing up on your Fast and Furious trivia if you want it too good on Douglas movies. This next game, Jeff gets to go first. That's all he won, was getting to go first in the next game. It's the final game that's really going to make a difference and matter.

But the second game today, I'm so excited for this because it's a new game, and it's called Arms, Legs, Pants. Arms, legs, pants. Yeah, that's a lot of faith in me that this is a good game because I just said it was new and then you went crazy for it. I'll name a movie and then the challenge for my guests is to tell me if that movie features Ana de Armas, John Leguizamo, or Joe Pantoliano. Okay, so you figured out, you knew what it was immediately,

that's why you liked it the first time you heard it. You're like, arms, legs, pants, I know what this is. So since Jeff won that last game, he gets to go first. We'll start with Jeff. I'll ask you, Jeff, I'll tell you the name of a movie, an actual movie that apparently exists, according to the internet. Because I'm not going to name their most famous movies, this can't be easy. And then I'll name the movie, then you tell me arms, legs, or pants.

And if you get it wrong, Jeff, then it goes to Troy, and he only has to choose between two, so it's 50-50 guess. And if he misses it, then Karina gets a free point. But, you know, you got to remember what they were saying. You know, you don't get the point if you're dumb like Trey Gallion.

Just to use one past example. The only one. All right, so. And then whenever somebody gets one right, they get a point, and then the next person in line gets to go first on the next one. You ready, Jeff? Ready.

All right, here we go. This movie is called Sex, Party, and Lies. And there's a comma between sex and party if that helps you. It's not a sex party and lies. It's sex party and lives.

Who do you think? Arms? Legs? Pants? I'm gonna say legs. You are? Yeah. That's incorrect. Okay. Alright. See's incorrect. Okay. All right. See you later. All right, Troy, what do you think of the remaining two?

I'm going to go arms. Ana de Armas. You're saying arms? I'm saying arms. Arms is the correct answer. Take, take, take. From 2009, back when she was not doing English-speaking films.

So I'm assuming that weird title is a bad translation. In the original language, it was called Show Me Your Tito's. All right. Who got that one? Oh, Troy got it. Troy's on the board, everybody! Everybody!

That is very sweet. I'm worried they're not going to ever chant Karina because it's too many syllables Too much work Karina, Karina, Karina It just doesn't work Well no chant sounds right If it's just one person

It's less of a chant and more of a I think he had a stroke Yeah Sounded like he's trying to get a waiter's attention At Olive Garden Alright Karina here's your shot You get first shot at this one.

Who do you think? Right, you're next. Yep, yep, yep. Next person after the point winner gets to go. Okay. Okay, so arms, legs, or pants. The film is called Blind Alley. Blind Alley?

Mm-hmm. That's got to be a pants film. You think? Yeah, it sounds like older. Sounds like it would be like, where are my pants? Yeah, exactly. I can't see shit in this alley. Right.

That's incorrect. Jeff. I'm going to go with legs. I'm a legs man. Maybe you can't ever go wrong with legs. I'm a legs man. Maybe you can't ever go wrong with legs. Just ask ZZ Top. You guys should start a cover band, ZZ Tate. I've never been ZZ Tate.

How, how, how, how. That's my favorite one. Legs is incorrect. Yeah, that's another arms. That's the Anna de Armas movie. All right, this one's for Trey. Anna de Armas movie. All right, this one's for Trey. Anna de Armas. Yeah! I just assumed you were going to say it right,

so that's why I got ahead of everybody. Troy's killing it. Two points. But it's just, you know, it's another game. It doesn't really... No pressure. Karina. Yeah. A motion picture called Hands of Stone. Hands of Stone. This wasn't the subtitle for Basic Instinct 2.

Hands of Stone. Pants of Stone that really sounds like a Joey Pantoliano movie I'm gonna go pants again I'm going pants again damn it it's not pants no pants for you I'm the pants Nazi

alright I'm in a real bind here. Why? Because I've already said legs twice. And so if I don't say legs this time and it's right, that's like the worst possible outcome. So you know what? I'm going gonna say legs.

Yeah. Hands of stone. Legs has gotta be in hands of stone. That is incorrect. That is incorrect. Oh, fuck. I forgot where hands are. On your body. Hands are at the end of your arms. I fucked it up.

Yeah, he was in the sequel. Knees of Stone. Do you want to say it, Troy? Put us out of our misery? Arms. Arms is correct. That's where hands go. Arms. That was a boxing movie from 2016 that had a few known actors in it.

Like, it's a little bit more of a prominent title. I thought one of you might have just known that she was in it. But moving on. I knew it the whole time, Doug. Hands was my tip off well let's see what Karina makes of this next one the informer yeah okay so even if I know the answer

game theory dictates that if I know the answer, game theory dictates that if I say pants, then Jeff is fucked. Good old zipless fuck. So what's the name of the movie again? The Informer? The Informer. Oh, that's definitely Pants.

That's incorrect. Now what does Jeff do? You could jam me up and say Pants again. For Trey. That's an interesting strategy. I got a few points to play with, so I'll help you out. You know what? I'm going to say legs. It's got to be legs.

That's incorrect. Troy, any idea? I'm going to have to go with arms. Arbus is correct. I'm going to have to go with arms. Arbus is correct! That one is from 2019. Okay, Karina?

We all win. Okay, yeah. Which one of them is in something called Street Hunter? Sounds like someone who's trying to find a specific street. I'm going to track it. I'm going to find it. I'm going to go stand on it. All right.

So Anna Darmis is like 18, right? Or something. She's really young. She's pretty young, yeah. Yeah, and they don't make movies called Street Hunter in the 21st century. I'm going to stand by that. Okay. That's an interesting way to look at it. So I'm just really trying to justify saying pants again century. I'm going to stand by that. Okay, that's an interesting way to look at it. So I'm just really trying to justify saying

pants again, and I'm going to do it. Street Hunter is a Joey Pansaliano movie. It is not. Oh! God damn it, Jeff. She took your pants. She took my pants. Yeah, so what do you want to go with?

Say it, bro. I think you'll get it this time. Oh, this movie is legs for sure. You're going legs? I'm going legs. Legs is correct! Take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take. At first I thought you were really chanting legs.

I was so excited that legs was getting a chant. That felt like the closest my life is ever gonna come to the end of Tin Cup. Where he just keeps biffing the shot and then finally makes it. Like, you lost, but everyone's still like,

oh, finally. Yeah. All right, so Troy's first on this next one. There's still another one? Oh, yeah. All right. Well,'s first on this next one. There's still another one? Oh, yeah. All right. Well, I wrote them down.

Might as well do them. But, yeah, you're going to win, Troy. I wish there were negative points. I was just hoping I didn't have to choose from three answers. That's like knowing something. We picked our answers on the first round and have stuck to them. It's like you've never heard this show before.

Okay. Troy, the motion picture is a brother's kiss. Oh, this has got to be nothing but the pants. Right? You'd think that Joey Pants would be in the brother's kiss, but he's not. Oh, no.

Karina. Okay. Well, there's an obvious answer. I just... Oh, man. Okay, A Brother's Kiss starring John Leguizamo. That's what you're going with? Yeah. I like the logic there, because if there's a movie with Ana Armas called A Brother's Kiss,

that sounds like some crazy incest shit. That doesn't sound good. It doesn't sound good, whereas anybody can kiss Johnny Legs is correct! Yay! That's right! Corina! Corina! Corina!

Corina! Corina! Corina! Corina! After all these years, I'm finally learning that people chant Tate because it's one syllable. It's just convenient. Okay. Alright, so I got one left. And everybody's on the boards. That's exciting. Jeff, you get to go first on this one.

Arms, legs, or pants. A motion picture called Zandali. You heard me. Zandali. Zandali. You heard me. Zandali. For those in the back, Zandali. Legs. I'm going to dance with who brought me.

Legs. Incorrect. Troy, for the game that you've already won. Joey Pants. That is correct. It's Joey Pants. Everybody dance. And this surprised me.

This movie, Zandali, stars Nicolas Cage. What? Yeah. I'm like, is this a made-up movie? From 1991. Wow. Yeah. Zandali.

I don't know if Nick plays Zandali. Maybe it's just a rip-off of Zoolander, maybe. That was after 91, I think. Anyway, congratulations, Troy. You won that game. But you still got more hill to climb because we've got one more game that determines it all, and we'll play that right after this break.

We're back! And since he won our last game, that means that Troy gets to go first in something that I call super last person standing. Now, last man standing, then last person standing has always been a game where I select like an audience member I'll help pick like one actor or actress and then I like to play along so we all take turns naming movies that that person was in if you can't think of one you're out but now that it's super IMDB we do multiple actors so they're gonna get three names today

that we're going to do them all. It doesn't make it that much easier when you have three names, but it does make it easier, especially if any of them are a big star that have a shit ton of movies. So today I thought it would be a fun way to do this, would be to throw it back on the people whose name tags that you chose to guess who they think they'd be helping you out by picking.

So they can strategically either pick somebody they think the other contestants won't know or somebody that the person that's playing for them might know a lot about but of course how much do you really know about anybody up here other than you enjoy chanting their names so so let's start with since Troy's gonna be going first on this one let's start with Troy and let's go to Troy's person. Now also here's another wrinkle to keep in mind, Matty, is that whatever you pick may come back at you because each of my

guests can use the person they're playing for as a lifeline one time during the game. They can say help me out and you can tell them one title. So it would be helpful if you're very familiar with that person's films as well. What do you think, Matty? Let's go with Ben Stiller.

Ben Stiller. I like it. It's in theme with your secret life of Walter Matty. It's coming together nicely. Do you like that pick, Troy? Yeah, yeah, I'm okay with that. Okay. Fair enough. Let's go to, this is the order we're going to play in. Jeff is next. Do you like that pick, Troy? Yeah, I'm okay with that Okay, fair enough

This is the order we're going to play in Jeff is next Jeff I mean, Jeff's I don't want Jeff to say anything You be quiet, Jeff Hobgoblin Burt Reynolds' laugh today

because the movie he's in called I'm not going to say it but like every movie he's in he laughs at some point it seems he's really got that signature laugh or he's you know chewing gum like like Norm McDonald on SNL okay okay that's a great one all right so Burt Reynolds how do you feel about that Jeff Jeff? I like it. Okay, good. I've made so many movies, it's crazy.

All right, and Karina's name tag person is, what was it again? Oh, Sharon. Sharon Munchausen. Yeah, not Joey Pantoliano. I think that was already obvious. Who do you think, Sharon? I'm going to go Tommy Hanks. Tommy Hanks?

Oh, okay. Is that like Chet Hanks' little brother? You said Tom, though, right? Yeah. I don't know why it sounded like Tommy to me. I really thought you were like that casual, like that tight with him. Tommy Hanks.

Tommy Hanks. Let's do Tommy Hanks. We go back a long way. Yeah, yeah. You hang out with him, Harry Ford. Seb Bach. All right, so... Wait, what? Seb Bach. All right. Wait.

That was your second example? Sebastian Bach was the second name you could think of? I was just trying to go for names you never hear a person called. I've never heard him say Seb. Or anybody say Seb to him, I should say. Oh, my God. Just like Tommy and Harry, those other examples we were having so much fun with before. Okay, 15 minutes, here we go.

These are a lot of titles. So we can use titles from anybody's name or just our person's name? No, you can, everybody's open to everybody and I'm gonna play two, so I'll just choose randomly which ones I want, whichever ones I can remember, I guess. So, Troy, start us off with naming a film that's got could even be a voice in a film just if somebody's credit is being in a motion picture accounts what

do you what do you think I'll go with Zoolander cuz might as well right yeah It's fresh in the brain I like it Jeff Gator I just watched Gator the other day On TV And then even watched a few minutes Of the one that came before it White Lightning That's my answer I guess I'll also do a Lightning. Yeah. That's my answer. Oh, good.

Well, I guess I'll also do a Bernie Reynolds classic with Boogie Nights. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's great in that. Alright, I'll say Smokey and the Bandit. Okay. This is opening up some possibilities.

Deliverance. Like smoking a bandit too. Okay. Cannonball run. Uh-huh. The Royal Tenenbaums. Okay. Jeff?

Ben Stiller, yeah. City Heat. I'm just trying to think of Burr Reynolds movies. And you couldn't think of Cannonball Run 2? I can never... I could have remembered if it was a part two or... Right, yeah. We do need exact titles, so that does say it's a bit that does a quick saying you might step into if you try those but

yeah Karina Tropic Thunder wait did I go yeah you said Cannonball Run 2 Say it again. Alright, Troy. Forrest Gump. Jeff. Apollo 13. This is an easy one. Apollo 14. No, I'm going to pick up another thing that just got left there. Nobody bothered with it. Zoolander 2.

Catch me if you can. Challenge accepted. Cast away. Yeah, two words. Is it two? Because he was cast away. You know, his wife. You get it. I said it right, right? Yeah. Yeah, you didn't say cast away. You said cast away. You know, his wife. You get it. I said it right, right?

Yeah. Yeah, you didn't say cast away. You said cast away. All right. They should have made a sequel to that with all the people who were waiting for their packages. Some girl crying about her ice skates.

I had to quit the team. I was going to give that volleyball a name. Saving Private Ryan. Saving Private Ryan 2. I'll change mine to a correct answer. Big. Dodgeball. Full title.

An underdog story. Yeah. I think it's a true underdog story, but close enough. Troy. Toy story. Oh, shit. Toy Story 2.

Cars. Because there's a talking Woody doll in Cars. Toy Story 3. Toy Story 4. The Burbs. Joe vs. the Volcano. Sleepless in Seattle. You've got mail.

Bridge of spies. The man with one red shoe. The passenger. A league of Their Own. Volunteers. Splash. Meet the Fuckers. Okay.

This gets interesting. Meet the Parents. The Bonfire of the vanities. You couldn't just say the words little fuckers? Nope. I have dignity. And not even a lot. That's how bad I think that topic was. No, you really do have that big D-E-E-N-E-D energy.

Whose turn is it? Yours. Me? Okay. I thought it might be because nothing was happening. You just said one, though. You said Little Fockers. Oh, I did say Little Fockers, yeah. So it is you, Karina.

Okay. Turner and Hooch. Yes. Starsky and Hutch. Let's do all the ampersand movies. Jeff's trying to think of one now. So hard to think of one. Yes.

What's an ampersand? Hang on, I got it. I fucking know it. Oh, I got one. Wait. No, I do have one. I got one. I got one.

Cop and a half. Woo! Hooper. Dragnet. Oh. Bachelor Party. Stick. That's a Burt Reynolds movie. It sure is.

It sure is. Here's another one. Sharky's Machine. The Longest Yard. Yeah. Yeah. Both of them The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Wait a second

What just happened? Thanks Matty I can't believe we waited that long on that one Reality Bites It sure does. Oh, yeah. Oh, Tropic Thunder. Okay, hang on.

Hang on. You could say ones that have been said before. You just can't. It just doesn't count. You still gotta, your mind still has

to come up with something real obscure like duplex. Splash. Oh. Said already. Oh yeah, I did say splash. Oh, you said splash? Yeah, when you said it it sounded new.

But I did do that. Alright, alright, alright. The money pit. Yes. I was gonna say the money pit. The terminal. Thank you very much. Keeping the faith. Yeah, I mean, it's right, but I'm not happy about it. Oh, along came Polly. Yeah! Charlie Wilson's wall. Night at the museum. Uh-oh.

Fuck. Envy. Yeah. Yeah. Here's an obscure Ben Stiller one before people knew him. He was in a movie with Andrew McCarthy called Fresh Horses.

Molly Ringwald. The Da Vinci. I just make shit up at this point. The Da Vinci Code. Yes. Yes. Yes. Da Vinci.

Da Vinci Code. Some people are really hung on that. People are really looking around going, man, I don't think that's right. It's a movie about Seb Bach. Troy? All right. about set back Troy all right I go to your lifeline yeah Maddie what do you got for me I'm melting up here Maddie. Philadelphia. Yeah.

Right. I'm just always so impressed with Jeff. I am, Jeff. I really like that thing you do. Yeah! If I win, I just keep the prize back. I'll pull a belated ampersand. Angels and demons. Yeah, I couldn't think of what was next after Da Vinci.

Troy? The Green Mile. Yes. Very good. Oh, damn. Green Mile, huh? Damn. How am I running out of fucking... That's crazy, right? Let me get that live line.

Best little whorehouse in Texas. Oh. Said with such authority. Yeah. The best little whorehouse in Texas. Ask for it by name. That's a good one. Holy shit.

All right. One of the classic bombs of all time, a musical that everybody hated that Burt Reynolds is in called At Long Last Love. I think one of the new classic bombs of all time, because I don't think anybody in here saw it, Otto.

Oh. That's close. What's the full title? They want to know. Otto. A movie you understand from the trailer. Maybe they just make Otto the biggest word, but there's like words before Otto,

so if you don't know them, we've got to pick a different time. The secret life of Walter Otto. It might as well be, right? It's so funny. It's like somebody was watching Gran Torino. It's like, let's do this, but let's make them all white. Nobody's racist, but it's Gran Torino.

No cars, no racism. The Secret Life of Walter Otto. We don't have time for this. Sorry, you're out. You're out. Do you got a replacement title, Karina? Oh, yeah, Polar Express. Yes.

Thanks, thanks. I'm gonna have nightmares now. Movie's horrifying Is the title There's Something About Mary? Oh I don't know what it is

That's probably his biggest hit ever We didn't say that one yet You really tiptoed up to the end of it too Alright so Ben Stiller You really tiptoed up to the end of it too. Yeah. All right, so Ben Stiller was, he's been in a lot of movies, and one of them is called Hot Pursuit.

Yes, correct. Starring Chicago's own John Cusack. I wish I could just like look up Tom Hanks movies in my cloud atlas. If you had that kind of time, you wouldn't be one of the lady killers. I do declare. I think he was playing Foghorn Leghorn in that movie

I think I think you're right Doug Alright we got a real speed round Troy Strip tease Jeff Fuck Is that Burt Reynolds?

Colon the movie of starting over who that I was watching that just today and that's why I was talking about burr Reynolds laughs cuz he that's like a drama but he still got his laugh in there at one point when he took a picture of his girlfriend in the shower with a Polaroid, and then he goes, hee hee hee. Hee hee. Hee hee hee. All right. I'm going to dip out of interest and time. Karina?

Okay. I'm going to go with the closing of Tommy Hanks' great Foghorn Leghorn trilogy, Elvis. Right. Oh, yeah. Unrecognizable. That's why I'd never remember he was in it. Troy. All right.

Everyone's used their lifelines, right? Yes. Oh, Karina still has one. Five seconds. Oh, Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Nice. Without a paddle. Excellent.

Lifeline? Lifeline. He knows you're alone. Oh, he knows you're alone. Like Tom Hanks' first movie role, I think. Oh, yeah. There you go. Nice. Tommy. Tommy. Yeah, Tommy. What do you think, Troy? Troy E?

Troy E? You done? I'm done. Damn. Evening Shade the movie. Jeff, do you have another one? Night at the Museum Battle for the Smithsonian. Yes.

Karina? Night at the Museum 3 colon oh shit. Yes. Karina? Night at the Museum 3, colon, oh, shit. I think I know what the third one's called, but it's dumb. Yeah. It's hard to remember. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Anything else? Yeah. Dungeons and Dragons movie that Tom Hanks was in. I can't think of the name. TV movie, unfortunately. Fuck, okay, well, there you go. I'm out. Yeah, I think the third one is called Battle for the Museum.

Something like that. Something about a battle. Secret of the Tomb. Oh, Secret of the Tomb, really? Oh, the second one was Battle for the Smithsonian, and the third one is Secret of the Tomb. Jeff Tate is our winner! Hob Roblin, come get your bag.

Congratulations, dude. Yeah. Jeff Tate, you get to do your plugs first. What do you want to plug? Just follow me on Instagram, at Jeff Tate, G-E-O-F-F-T-A-T-E, because there's going to be some news soon. Like, I have a thing that's coming out.

Don't, it's coming. Are you pregnant? Are you going to reveal that baby bump? Maybe. It's a sympathetic 40. I got a sympathetic 40 right here. Troy Tate, what would you like to promote? You can follow me on Instagram at Troy Don Tate.

Sometimes I make a reel. So look out for that. And we look forward to having you back on this show sometime. You did a great job. And Karina Magyar, what would you like to promote? You can subscribe to my daily newsletter, Morning Croissant. Just type Morning Croissant

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Well, thank you so much to all of my guests Jeff Tate Troy Tate Karina Magyar thank you to thank you to Zadie thank you to Parkway Bank Park

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