Doug Loves Movies - Kate Berger, Sean Jordan and Geoff Tate guest

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

Live from the Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Doug welcomes Kate Berger, Sean Jordan and Geoff Tate to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Leonard! Doug hates candy wrappers, green and baby sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Bob's Movies.

Ha ha! I knew some people would fuck that up. There was just too much enthusiasm in the room, and I knew some people would fuck that up. There was just too much enthusiasm in the room. And I do, some people would just woo instead of saying the words. But I'm so grateful to be coming to you once again from Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon!

Oh yeah, it's great to be back here because it's always a guess. It's Saturday, March 26, 2023. It's Saturday. Shut up, Doug. It's Sunday, but this episode actually won't air until a week later so uh it's this is all very confusing at this point but uh I've got a couple of pieces of business to get to before bringing the guests out today uh starting with Doug Plugs Doug loves movies

it's gonna be a dynasty typewriter in LA our LA home on Sunday April 16th and then we'll be at Zany's in Rosemont, Illinois, O'Hare adjacent, on Saturday, May 6th. And Comedy Works in Denver on Sunday, May 14th, Mother's Day. All of those are at 420-ish. For all of my dates and deets and links, go to DougLovesMovies.com.

That's DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Come on! Boy! Shh! Ten dancing! Amazing. That was amazing.

I'm going to keep track of this shit and uh that's one of the best ones since we've been back in front of an audience there's been a couple where people just lost it like halfway through no ted dancing no shh yeah it was ugly uh let's take a look inside the prize bag today because since i was you know i know federally it's not cool or whatever you know and the being up in the air over america's federal space i guess but i brought some fun weed products since it's LA and Portland I figure how much trouble can I get in so I mean right it's no big deal it's not I'm not giving away weed it's just a couple of beautiful things from hemper it's a company that sends out monthly uh boxes to subscribers that have cool

weed stuff in them and the most recent box included a sherlock pipe which is just like a glass sherlock holmes looking classic old school pipe makes you look smart you know a lot of pot smokers look stupid this makes you makes you look smart intelligent you just hold it maybe maybe scratch your beard a little bit and then I'll take this one out of the box because you got it you got to really see it to experience it but it's called DOS boot yeah it's really reminds me it looks more like a beer fest item than a weed fest item, but this is a giant boot that's also a bong. And when I say giant boot, I mean it would be a giant boot on a very small individual. But it's still pretty fancy. Look at that thing.

Yeah. So somebody's going home with both of those pipes plus a Doug Benson pin and a Douglas Movies pin from Rockin' Pins. And one other item you'll find out about in a little bit. Are you ready to get the guests out here? Well, as you can see, we uh two three three spots three chairs uh on stage for my three guests because that's that's like usually the lowest number of guests that i have on the show and a fun thing that we do from time to time that I'd like to do today is fill one of those seats with one of you.

Someone from the audience is going to be the third guest today. So I believe that's happened here in Portland before maybe once. I'm not sure, but in other cities it's definitely has happened. I'm not sure, but in other cities it's definitely has happened. Let me see a show of hands of who thinks they could

be a good guest today up here. I know a lot of people are just like, fuck that. Why? I didn't come to be a guest. But what's this lady over here? What's your name? Yeah yeah you pulled your hand down is that a lady is that a dude i can't see for shit what's that talking to me no no here we go

this lady here robin hi robin hi uh you want to be a guest on the show today sure all right today? Sure. Alright. It's that level of enthusiasm that powers a person through. Now, don't come up here yet. Yeah, don't get ahead of yourself. This is kind of like on Price is Right. Drew Carioca. Hey, check it out. It's your new car!

And then they gotta play a game. It's not their car yet. They gotta play a game first before it's gonna be their goddamn car so all right let's see you know more hands please apologize for before when the lights were down I couldn't tell what sex people were are you here miss in the front what's your name Kate hey you've been to the show before, right? Yeah, you're a veteran of the show? Okay. All right. And you want to do it? She does. Okay. I should move this along. I should move this along because the listeners are only hearing

half the conversation. So I just sound like a lunatic just asking questions. I haven't even been repeating what you've been saying and this gentleman over here with the checkerboard chest chest thing going on on his oh it's a MTV logo Wow you're cool you're a cool man Viacom rocks I like corporate television. What's your name, sir? Dimitri. Dimitri. Cool name. Cool looking dude. All right.

Now, between the three of you, we're going to play a very quick game. Maybe I should get up for this. Oh, am I going to have enough rope? Probably not. I don't think any of these are going to give me enough rope. Let's find out. Or you know what? This is fun. Would you mind standing right here, Robin?

And Kate, would you stand here? And Dimitri, would you mind doing a pirouette right over here? Because that's a classic ballet name. Dimitri. Look at him go. I liked how you all faced the audience too. Very professional. All right. Now this is going to be extra tough. Doug Lowe's movies tribute. We're going to play last person standing. I'm going to name an actress. You're going to each take turns naming movies she was in, and you can't think of one, you're

out. No lifelines. Yeah, Dimitri. This is not going to be easy. We might even have to bring up more people up here. Because it's a tough one. This is a name that whenever it comes up, because

you know how I used to let audience members suggest a name for last person standing? Whenever this name comes up, all my know how I used to let audience members suggest a name for last person standing. Whenever this name comes up, the whole panel would just be sad and miserable and just give up immediately. They'd just give up. That's what I'm looking for here today

is to get this over with quickly. I just want one person standing as quickly as possible. Alright. The name of that actress is Tilda Swinton. Robin, do you know any Tilda Swinton movies? Constantine. Yeah, she was in that?

Okay. Yeah, I'm not even good at Tilda Swinton movies. Kate? Moonrise Kingdom. Moonrise Kingdom's got Tilda Swinton in it? This is blowing my mind. Dimitri? Thanks for playing, Dimitri.

Pure white bacteria. Do you have one, really? No? Okay, yeah. Kate? I'm not Kate. Robin? Nope. Robin?

Don't got one. What's that? I don't have one. Oh, I thought you were telling me you're not Robin. I was like, you better be Kate or Robin because that's all I got. But that's it, really? Let's see if she has another one. Kate? Darjeeling Limited. Darjeeling Limited. She's just won another Wes Anderson. That's all you had to do.

All you had to do was say Life Aquatic with Steve Zizou. Grand Budapest Hotel. What's the recent one? It's French. French Dispatch. Oh, yeah! yeah okay you're our third guest and uh what's your last name kate burger kate burger all right just have a seat in your normal seat and when i introduce everybody just jump up here and take whatever seat

uh is left available you You're going to be playing with two of my favorite guests and best friends that appear on this program. It's going to be a lot of fun. Please, ladies and gentlemen, welcome my guests, Kate Berger, Sean Jordan. And Jeff Tate. Hey, you know what? It kind of sounded like they were chanting Kate.

Didn't sound like they were chanting Sean. No. No, it didn't sound anything like Sean at all. Best friends, I heard. Thanks, man. That's cool. Well, you know, you're in a Venn diagram. You didn't have to do all that.

You could have just said, yep. I love it. That's how all good friendships are defined. Scientifically. It's not a friendship unless you draw a circle around it and label it. And then publish a report about it.

Buddy. Let's Let's meet our first guest I don't care about alphabetical today it's too much for me to think about let's just give it up everybody for Kate Kate, what's your name? Oh, you got that already. What do you do for a living, Kate? I'm a dental hygienist. Oh, that's perfect.

Do you just daydream about movie trivia and movies all day long while you're cleaning people's teeth? No. But I do watch a lot of movies, and I talk to my husband about movies often. Right. Does he know more about movies than you? Did I pick the wrong person?

Definitely. Don't be trying to throw her signals. Do you know ASL? Normally I'd be all about sign language, but not here. I tried to get him to mouth another Tilda Swinson movie to me. Oh, see? You're already trying to cheat.

Well, also, from where you're sitting there, can you even see? He's shrouded in darkness, both on his face and in the room. Yeah, it's real dark over there. What's his name? Tal. Tal.

How do you spell it? Like kiss and tell. Kate and Tal. Seriously? That's pretty sad. I'd be crazy if you were lying, but that's dope. Yeah. She made up his name just to have him.

As I was saying, I was like, what a dumb question of course it's not of course it's serious that's cool i like kate and tell that's what well thank you for being here kate and and good luck to you thank you i think you'll do all right uh yeah so does tell also joining us today in the middle seat i'd say of everybody up here he's he's definitely in the top three of my favorites and he is yeah sean b jordan Hey, there we go. There it is. Yay. You think I won't start crying? I'll start crying.

Don't you threaten me with a name chant. I'll do it. That show was fun. Can I ask you a question, Kate? Yeah. What do you think is the song you hear the most in the dentist office? Do you guys have like Muzak and shit? Oh, yeah.

I asked my dentist this the other day. Mostly country music, which I am... Country is fine. You don't like Chris Stapleton? Country is fine. Listen to Garth. Country is alright. Like what's country? Alright. We said hold the line. That was what we landed on. But a song specifically? Yeah. That was what we landed on. A song specifically?

Yeah. Caribbean Queen came up. No. No? No. All right. Sorry. I didn't mean to piss you off. I hope you don't have any questions for Jeff. I sure don't.

I like the idea of country music at the dentist. Anytime when you're laid out and you're like, come on, can you turn that drill back on? Let's drown out this Luke Bryan nonsense. Right? I mean, if it's a song I like, I'd be like, hold on. Which one's Luke Bryan? I don't know.

I honestly, I don't even know. They laugh, so I'm like, I fucking got the name right? I don't know. I honestly, I don't even know. They laughed, so I was like, I fucking got the name right. He could have just guessed Luke Bryan and I think you would have been right. I mean, that's kind of what I did. I think if your name is two first names, you're kind of destined to go into country.

Yeah? Feels like a direction, yeah. Like Willie Nelson? Yeah, yeah. I was shocked I was able to come up Destin to go into country. Yeah. Feels like a direction. Yeah. Like Willie Nelson. Yeah. I was shocked. I was able to go with any example that kind of worked. It didn't work great, but it kind of worked. Shania Twain.

I've met a lot of people named Twain. So like, you know, Sean Jordan. I'm a firsty firsty from way back. Playboy. I'll go into country music tonight. Sean Jordan. I'm a firsty-firsty from way back, Playboy. I'll go into country music tonight.

I'll drink all the Jameson they got and I will sing some country music. Jameson. Randy Travis. Jack Daniels, maybe. Randy Travis, my God. She did it. K, K, K, K, K,s, maybe. Randy Travis, my God. She did it! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!

Kate! Kate! Kate! New top friend. New top friend. I didn't mention it, but I'm looking for a new top friend. Well, goll darn it. It's definitely me.

Also in the running for top friend. Give it up for Jeff Tate, everybody. Hello. Sean, Sean. I didn't stop him when they chanted for you. You just got to let him go.

It's nice to hear that again. To be honest, I appreciate it everybody i'm glad that the pando didn't put a stop to the name chance yeah or the barking of a name did you say and if you didn't just say yeah as if it's true that uh jeff that um you know you've been playing a lot of really big shows lately with Tom Segura, and that with thousands and thousands of people there, you will hear pockets of Tate, Tate, Tate

when you come out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, little pockets of it. Let's not get crazy, but yeah. It's still cool that that happens at all at shows that aren't my show. Yeah, it's very, I think it's fucking super cool. On those shows, when it happens, it's like,

oh my god, you guys are, it means a lot, and I appreciate it. Now I'm turning into Sean. Fine. Welcome to the club, buddy. It's fun. We'll watch Sleepless in Seattle and write some country music later. And Kate, you're in.

And use your dog plugs. Dog plugs! Dog plugs! And use my dog plugs. Dog plugs! Dog plugs! Oh, I didn't know that this town was so chanty. Oh, you didn't get the news in 2020?

Portland itself is a little chanty, and I'll be honest, the rest of Oregon is also a little chanty. Different chants. Different chants for different pants. Yeah. Burger with an E or a U? With an E. Okay.

That's what I call a good burger. You know, good burger too is happening. Yeah. So that'll be another name tag opportunity for you, Kate. What was your name tag that you brought today? It's literally Kate and Tell or Kiss and Tell. Oh, okay. You did a cameo.

My husband got a cameo for our anniversary. And you made a joke about Kate and Tell. Have you ever considered changing your name to Kiss? Nice. And I liked it. Okay, Kate and Kiss, I beat you. I beat you. Yeah.

Yeah. You're like a joke race. I never win joke races. I'm always drunk drunk so that was tight uh all right well thank you for uh for getting a cameo for me that's exciting and uh i've been actually you know paying attention to it thinking about changing names because of it. It means a lot to me. This is a really sentimental episode today.

And let's get into it. Now, Kate, as you probably know, before we play the games, I always like everybody to recommend a movie, but I sort of change up, you know, what kind of movies I ask for my guests to recommend. So we'll start with Jeff on the other end there today and

give you some time. If you need the extra time, Kate. I feel like Jeff's going to have an answer right away. It's like March Madness is almost over. And I just

sit around all summer waiting for September sadness. Jeff, could you please recommend a basketball movie? Yeah, yeah. White Man Can't Jump. Yeah. See, I like that picture because it could fall under two.

If I asked you to recommend a Jeopardy movie, then that would have qualified for that as well. Because it's kind of amazing that Jeopardy has such a big role in the movie White Men Can't Jump. Yeah. You know, that's a real curveball when you show up to the cinema, see Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes, you know, fight that battle of the races that

Woody's already lost before he even shows up in basketball, right? Do they prove that White Man can't jump, though? No, no, he... He jumps a little bit? At the end, yeah, they prove it. He dunks in the last game.

Oh, they mean dunk, but they just change it to jump, just as more generic. His character in White Man Can't Jump basically won the dunk contest this year. It's insane. Woody Harrelson won the... A dude who looks like, it's crazy, the dude that won the dunk contest this year looks like his character in White Man Can't Jump. You know, that's the thing, is people can draw inspiration from everywhere. But, you know, enough with inspiring white people.

Let's try to give somebody else a shot. Yeah, dickhead. I know, I can't believe I said all that. Yeah. Sean, what do you got? Recommend a basketball movie, please. Above the Rim. For days. That's my favorite basketball movie. For days.

Nobody else has seen Above the Rim? Tupac. It's a very popular Tupac vehicle. Fantastic movie. Fantastic soundtrack. Marlon Wayans is killer in it. Yeah, it's just a great movie. Regulate's on that soundtrack. That is where Regulate came from. 16 in the clip and one in the hole.

16 in the clip and one in the hole. 16 in the clip and one in the hole. 16 in the clip and one in the hole. Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold. He's going to... I didn't realize that would bum everybody out so much. It's a pretty good movie if you like fun movies. It's a fucking... Watch Above the Rim, everybody. Tonight.

Watch Above the Rim. Bernie Mac's in it. We appreciate everything you said about it. And might watch it. If you want to supplement your basketball viewing with a basketball movie. I don't know

if people even want to do that. know what i mean like i never watched movies about the olympics during the olympics because the fucking olympics is on just twisted my brain in a pretzel right there it's gonna take me a while to figure that out but i think i understand the only movie about the Olympics I can think of is Munich. If you thought of another one, it would have been a miracle. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that one. All I can think of is Philip Seymour Hoffman, Along Came Polly.

That got recommended two episodes ago. Space Jam. Oh, Space Jam. There you go. Do you like that new one? Did you watch it? Yeah, it's fine. You liked it? Yeah. I mean, I like LeBron James, though watch it? Yeah, it's fine. You liked it?

Yeah. I mean, I like LeBron James, though, so that could be controversial. Yeah. Surprisingly good actor for an athlete. Like, he's one of the good athlete actors. He's not the worst. Yeah.

I think they have a tough time, athletes acting, but he does a good job. Yeah. Just friends talking friend shit up here. Well, great job, everybody. We've got white man can't hump above the rim job and space jam it in your ass. up here. Well, great job, everybody. We've got White Man Can't Hump, Above the Rim Job,

and Space Jam It in Your Ass. Did you really write them down? I thought of a new game for myself. After people recommend movies, I'm going to try to make them all dirty. Along came polyamorous.

Basketball diarrhea. I got a serious case of blue chips right now. I think we named pretty much all the basketball movies except for The Fish in St. Pittsburgh.

What? Sex with the Hoosiers. Or Hoosiers. Hoosiers Daddy. That's way better than what I said. Damn. No more playing along, audience. Just because we brought one of you up here

is not an open invitation to everybody. But that Hoosier Daddy was funny. It really was. I'm up here like a dipshit saying sex with the Hoosiers. When somebody says Hoosier Daddy, I'm like, like a dipshit saying, sex with the Hoosiers. When somebody says Hoosier daddy, I'm like,

oh, I should get out of here. Sean's example was Hoosiers, but they fuck. I'd watch it. You wouldn't watch it? I'd watch it. Can you make any title dirty with that kind of work? That kind of business. Just add, but they fuck at the end and then good

to go all right so that's the end of that let's go to our first commercial break we will be right back we're back! Woo! Yay! Oh, there's so many great name tags to choose from, but Jeff landed on... Jeff and Steph got married. Congratulations on actually getting married. Woo!

Yeah! I mean, wow, what a honeymoon you're having. Yeah. I mean, wow. What a honeymoon you're having. And then we got Kate is playing for Guard Ian of the Galaxy Volume 1. And

Shawnee's playing for Kate's Betrothed and the name tag says Kiss and Tell. Okay. The first game we're going to play today is Jeff gets two drinks at a time. Thank you.

That's not a game. That's what it looked like. Oh, there's one more thing in the prize bag. It's kind of a tradition that Sean B. Jordan has to adhere to. Look at that. Wow. You traitor.

Sour Patch Kids yeah you brought some Sour Patch Kids throw them in there yeah yes thank you I'm excited about it

I cut off candy I'm trying to lose a gentleman's 10 pounds in the next month so somebody eat those for me pretty cool story huh

those were ones you already owned or were sitting around? No, I bought them today at Target on Powell. It's an interesting diet. Buy food and then just give it away immediately. It's a good diet. You get the thrill of buying something and then you get to give it away.

I like it. Yeah, it's fun. All right. This game is called Live, Die, Repeat. All right. This game is called Live, Die, Repeat. That was about 50%. And in this game, I say the title of a motion picture slowly, and the first person that can repeat back the entire title is the winner.

And every time somebody gets a wrong answer I will start back at the beginning and of course no help from the audience even if it's whispered it's hard some of the people on this stage have amazing hearing I'm doing all right I can hear pretty well what's up yeah hearing. Not me. I'm doing alright. I can hear pretty well. What's up? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Okay. Ready, Jeff?

Yes. Ready, Sean? Born on a green light, playboy. Playboy. And then he got T-boned by a drug driver. And Kate? Yeah, yeah, ready. I feel like you're not going to try on this one.

Okay, here we go. The. The Karate Kid. No. The. No more guesses? The English Patient. The Kid Who Would Be King.

The Pelican Brief brief The untouchables The my own private Idaho The movie they filmed in Oregon that I can't think of But I bet is where we're going The English The English patient I said the, did I not just say the English patient The English man The English man.

The English man who went up a hill and came down a mountain. Woo! Oh, shit. The English man who went up a hill, but. The English man who went up a hill but... The Englishman went up a hill but came down a mountain. That is correct. You're mad? Are you mad?

Yeah, I'm mad. I mean, they probably would have split that up into two different movies if he went up a hill and came down a mountain. Had to be butt just to get into that one story. That's like a polar plunge. That's exhilarating. Some fun shit. That was ridiculous.

How'd you feel about that, Kate? Overwhelmed. I've never heard of that movie. It's a real title of a real dumbass movie where Hugh Grant plays this guy who wants to build a house on a hill or something. He learns about himself or something. The title already gives it away

that, you know, he changes. I've never heard of that movie in my life until right now. Right. It's even more exciting to win when you haven't even heard of it. It's a lot like a polar plunge. Jeff knew what he was talking about.

Yeah. I think Jeff guessed. Yeah. Jeff nailed it. Fuck Jeff. That's what I'm saying. I kidding i love i love that you live here i'm happy we're all guys that hang out together in the same city i'm thrilled about it okay here we go all you want is the opportunity to go first in this next game sean w W, playboy. Yep, that's true.

This game is a brand new one that I call John Wicker Man. All right. John Wick 4 is in theaters. Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage is a theaters. Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage is a classic. When yelling, both John Wick and the dude that Cage plays in Wicker Man, they kind of sound, you know, they have a similar sound.

So I'm going to yell a line out loud and it's either from a John Wick movie or The Wicker Man. Bravo! Don't worry, Kate, this isn't a speed thing.

It's a meth thing. I did some meth and thought of this. It's true. I feel like these lines need to be said on meth, but I don't have any handy. It's not like a third option where there's not an either.

It's definitely in one or the other. It's one or the other. Yeah, and I'll go to you one at a time you'll get these individually if you miss it you just don't get a point we move on to the next person and sean since you won that first game sure you'll go first then we'll go to kate then we'll go to jeff sean here's the line. You tell me if it's Wicker Man or John Wick. What is that? What is that? What is it?

Now, I don't think that sounds like either one of them It's if they had a baby I'm gonna say Wicker Man That's correct A rolling stone gathers no moss, my friend I'm out here getting it done. Sean Jordan, the shit-talking winner. We have Kate.

It's Kate's turn. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. What's in the bag? A shark or something? I don't think that line is yelled in the movie, but

what's in the bag? A shark or something? John Wick. You're going John wick sorry that's incorrect that's from wicker man it happens it happens Jeff it's your turn you ready Jeff oh yeah I was born on a green light playboy I was born on a green light, Playboy. Man, that does sound cool when someone else says it. Right? I'll just keep doing what I'm doing. Ask me if I'm ready.

Are you ready? I was born on yellow, so it's pretty mellow. Kate, you ready? I was born on red, so go to bed. Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!

We're having a good time okay here it goes jeff ready i gotta look at it again step away from the bike i'm gonna say the wicker man. Yeah, you should. That'd be fun on Jeopardy if the other contestants were like, yep, that was right.

Yep. You did that one right. Better luck with the next one, or luck i would i would probably do that all the time on jeopardy anytime somebody i'd be like that's what i was gonna say yeah i'd say the answer right you gotta get on you gotta get on celebrity jeopardy because they let those fools talk talk like crazy because they're all so terrible at it all right so so jeff's on the board. Now we go to Sean. You have another shot at this, Sean. Yet another point.

You have my permission to stay the fuck out of my way. John Wick. Incorrect. That is from Wicker Man. He's not a big swearer. He'll throw out a fuck bomb from here. What's a fuck bomb? It's like an F-bomb, but this show isn't for children.

John Wick fuck bomb. It's like Who who's your daddy? But like, penetration. That's fun to say. John Wick fuck bomb. Are you ready, Kate? Yeah, I guess. Okay.

I didn't want this to sound like i was just suddenly asking you this question this is part of the game what in the hell happened to you what in the hell happened to you uh john wick What in the hell happened to you? John Wick. No. It's Wicker Man. It's Wicker Man. What's the Wicker Man about?

That might help me. Have you ever been to Pier 1? Pier 1? That movie's like if you're trapped in a Pier 1 and someone puts a bunch of bees in there. Like, I couldn't use that quote because John Wick has never said, the bees, the bees, the bees! In my eyes! In my eyes!

No! Now we're getting somewhere. I hope I'm not blowing out people's ears with that shit. All right, we're back to Jeff. Chance to get a second point on the board. You don't seem very concerned well that did sound like a little bit yeah let me try it now let me try something John wick you don't sound very concerned I am an FBI agent. All right.

One more time. You don't seem very concerned. I'm going to say Wicker Man. That is correct. What is the Wicker Man about? I told you, Sean. I don't believe either one of you. All right. There's a little girl who's missing

and John Wicker Man is... Oh. He's a detective who goes to this town and there are a bunch of freaky witch people and he tries to find this missing girl, but they don't want him to find the missing girl. They want to put a wicker basket on his head full of bees.

That's what it's about. That's why no one should ever watch it. Unless you're super into bees. Like if you're one of those people that goes around with a bee beard, you know, like oh look at me, I have a bee beard.

One of those people with a bee beard? Yeah. I think there's even a Guinness Book of Records guy with most bees on his face. All right. World record for biggest idiot. Sean, it's your turn.

Zing. You ready, Sean? Zing. I sure am, bud. This is your chance to tie it up with Jeff. Okay. If you get this right.

It's okay. Let's go home. God damn it. Now that I know what the right. It's okay. Let's go home. God damn it. Now that I know what the wicker man's about, he could have found the little girl. You're not giving me anything. Let me try to give a reading if that were the scene. If Nicolas Cage found the little girl. It's okay,

let's go home. John Wick. That is correct. Who did he say that to? Nobody was okay in any of those movies. Everybody got shot twice. John Wick says it

to his new dog at the end of the first John Wick. Gotcha. All right. You sounded like a pissed off cat. Right? Dogs get all the good press.

So we've got a tie. And that means that since Sean won the previous game, it's on you now to break the tie. You can win this game if you can tell me if this is from Wicker Man or John Wick. Hit me. Back up! John Wick. Jeff Tate is our winner.

Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate. I guess you might have gotten it if I told you the full quote. It sounds more like Nick Cage when he says, Back up, Jack. Not true. Not true. That's not what he says. Alright, so congratulations to Jeff Tate. He won that game. That means

he gets to go first in our big game that we finish the show with today. So we'll do that right after this. Yes! we'll do that right after this. We're back! Well, this is exciting because I think we've got three players

that can, you know, last pretty long in this game that I'm about to play to determine our winner tonight. It's called Super Last Person Standing. Woo!

Now this is like that game we played earlier with Kate and Robin and Dimitri. Now this is like that game we played earlier with Kate and Robin and Dimitri with the name Tilda Swinton. But I'm going to make it a lot easier on everybody

this time. You're going to get three different actors' names and then we're all going to take turns naming movies they've been in. And I come to the table knowing who these three actors actors names and then we're all going to take turns naming movies they've been in and i come to the table knowing who these three actors are so i will be serving as a blocker or maybe i'll you know maybe i'll do some of the more obscure ones just that might not come up you don't know

what kind of shit i'm gonna to pull. Neither do I. And then, yeah, so I'm going to play along. You can't think of one, you're out. But you get to go to your lifeline, you agent of chaos. That's right. My lifeline's a married man. Sean gets to go to tell, Sean and tell. Damn it.

Yeah. Sean and tell. to go to Tell. Dawn and Tell. Damn it. Yeah. And Kate's going to go to Ian. And Jeff can use

the help of Steph. It's Steph and Jeff, I guess. I guess they could put their heads together on this one. Because both of their names were on the name tag.

Now, just to kind of throw a little more into the fire, there are two names on the name tag that I picked as well. One of them happens to be playing this game.

So can they put their heads together and give me... Okay. So Jeff and Steph, pick one. Which one of you is going to be... No, I didn't want to do that. That's what you just did, Sean. That's what you forced me to do. I didn't mean to do that. I was trying to have fun. I didn't really want to do that. You thought you were slick,

but then that happened. I am, because Jeff only gets one person choosing now, so I am kind of slick. Yeah. It do that. You thought you were slick, but then that happened. I am, because Jeff only gets one person choosing now, so I am kind of slick. It's fine. You're the Cajun of Eos that picked that. Are you mad at me? No. All right.

Okay, so do you want to know what names are going to be playing today um a motion picture is coming out this friday uh from ifc films they're not paying me to do this but it's just i like the timing of it or actually it's coming out on april 7th which should be this friday if you listen to the show within the week of it coming out. So anyway, the motion picture is called Paint and it stars Owen Wilson as a Bob Ross, you know, that painter guy. Like as that kind of character.

They gave him a fictional name. That's fun. And a whole different, they gave him a real Owen Wilson personality. You know what I mean? Like kind of like early Wes Anderson. Like he's like, you know sexy but dumb at the same time is it supposed to be about bob ross like loosely or is it not even loose not

even just like just like they were like that guy has funny hair and he paints trees gotcha let's do that sure uh for an entire motion picture so the movie's called paint stars owen wilson he's got a shit ton of credits so we could just play this game just with Owen Wilson alone. But, to make it interesting, there's a couple character actors I love who have major roles in this motion picture, and they are Stephen Root

and a former Douglass Movies guest, Michaela Watkins. So, if anybody's sitting there, Sean, going, who are those people? Yeah, I don going, who are those people? I know who's, yeah, I don't know who McKay is. That's fine, because you know who Owen Wilson is. So you could do this.

Thank you. Yeah. Thank you, best friend. I appreciate that. I think you can do it. Not positive. If I was putting money on it, I'd pick Jeff. But fortunately, there's no gambling here today.

And Jeff won that last thing, right? Yeah. So he gets to go first. Give us a film. Don't forget, this is just between the people on stage. Don't yell out any any if you think of one we'll we'll ask you at the end which ones we missed uh what do you got jeff and tell me which actor too if uh could it be confusing um okay office space yeah steven root yeah

so to give you more of a visual anybody that's not sure who steven root is he plays the uh Root. Yeah. So to give you more of a visual, anybody that's not sure who Steven Root is, he plays the Milton, the really nerdy, stapler guy. Yeah, and he's been in a lot of things since that. And a lot of them are here, so don't

say any more. Don't suddenly allow Steven Root things you know. Or I guess we could say he was also on he was very funny on news radio the the sitcom and oh and he was really good in uh season one of fargo okay anyway uh king of the hill murders it king of the hill yeah of course uh what are we going in oh yeah sean, Sean. Wedding Crashers, Owen Wilson. Yes. Everybody calm down.

You just never know if they're appreciating you, Wedding Crashers, or both. Kate? Owen Wilson, Royal Tannenbaums. Yes. Sure. Of course. I'm going to go ahead and take Paint.

Because I already mentioned it. No one else seems to be jumping on that one. So I might as well get that joke out there. Jeff? Bottle Rocket. Oh, yeah. Owen Wilson. His first film.

And before that, his first acting on camera was in a short called Bottle Rocket. Oh, yeah. Owen Wilson. His first film. And before that, his first acting on camera was in a short called Bottle Rocket. Oh. That eventually became the film Bottle Rocket. And he got to keep the part, which worked out great, because he's unknown and really good in that movie. And we've been seeing him ever since. Sean?

The internship, Owen Wilson. Yes. Preach, brother. Preachach, brother, preach Me and you Me and you Seems like we're in it just the two of us, so Who's tell going home with tonight? You want to come to the Jordan household, playboy? Kiss and find out.

Is it your turn, Kate? It is. Okay. Oh, and Wilson Zoolander. Yes! So hot right now. Yeah. Okay. I can dare lick my own balls.

I'll say one that might not come up in casual, polite conversation because he has a small role in it, but it was, I think, the next thing he did after Bottle Rocket, and it's a movie called The Cable Guy. God damn it. Of course that would have come up.

The best. Jim Carrey beats the crap out of him in the bathroom. Dude, he's so goddamn funny. It's very unpleasant. But yeah, he's funny until he gets beat up. Alright, Jeff. Armageddon. Owen Wilson.

I thought that was just something that was on your mind. Just sitting here thinking about Armageddon. Alright, Shawnee. You, me, and Dupree. Owen Wilson. Yep.

For some reason, I think people like that title more than that movie. It's just fun to say. I don't really go out like this a lot, but it's not a good movie. I pretty much like everything. It's just fun to say. I don't really go out like this a lot, but it's not a good movie. I say, like, I pretty much like everything. You like everything. It's just not that great. You like the entire Jason Lee filmography. I appreciate it. I don't like...

I mean, the guy was a professional skateboarder who then became an actor. That's damn near impossible. How fucking hard is that to do? Two of the hardest fucking things you could possibly do. And he's great at both of them. So, fuck me whatever you know he's great at both of them he's still a great skateboarder what was your answer again i may have forgotten oh shit i don't want to say a different one it was you you mean oh yeah you mean popular matt You mean. Popular Matt Dillon vehicle. Sorry.

Okay, Kate. Kate, sorry. I'm reusing this. The Darjeeling Limited. Oh, yeah. From earlier. Yeah. Never stop using it.

Yeah. Yeah. We talked about. There's no limit to Darjeeling Limited. It's. Wait. Is it unlimited or limited? Limited.

It's limited. Yeah. Yeah. Some train routes are limited because they don't stop at every stop, but I don't think any train routes are unlimited except for in Unstoppable. Nobody over there went, whoa!

And I'm like, not sure if they thought I said something deep or if they just got their check. Whoa! Or as John Wickerman would say, whoa! Now that sounds like Christian Bale's Batman. I was born on a green light.

So that's what that feels like. Okay, we're back to me. It's my turn? Okay. Let me bust out a... Let me bust out a one from Steven Root from early on. He's in Crocodile Dundee 2.

Really? When did that come out? Roughly. You know, 80s, I guess. Really? Interesting. Late 80s? He's been in a shit ton of stuff since then. Jeff?

Behind enemy lines. There you go. Owen Wilson. Gene Hackman. I just realized that they were in Tenenbaums and Behind Enemy Lines together. Never thought about them working twice together.

Because you know Owen Wilson's not in Welcome to Mooseport. Welcome to Mooseport. That'd be funny if they had like a moose out front like in vacation. Sorry, park's closed. Moose out front should have told you. All right.

Sean? Meet the parents, Owen Wilson. Yes. Okay. I am sorry you got this meet the parents to Owen Wilson now let's think about this for a second think about this for a second there was meet the parents you You can say it. It's not swearing, I swear. Meet the Fockers. Yay! Thank you. Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate great. Steven Root was in the film version,

the initial film version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Who was he in? God, I don't remember any of this shit. He played Buffy. No, that was Christy Swanson. See, I know some stuff. You dork. Oh, brother, where art thou?

Steven Root. Nice. Nice pull. Sean? Steven Root in Dodgeball. Yes. Full title. A true underdog story.

Yes. True? Right? A true underdog story. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, that was cool. I didn't think I was.

It's so funny. They resist the temptation. The word dog is in there and they don't say tail. They say story, which kind of makes it even funnier. It's like got such a long title. Tail. All right, Kate, what do you got now? I think you thought of something else in the interim. There was meet the Fockers. First meet the parents. Then meet the Fockers. Then Terminator 2. I tried to help, but let's go to your lifeline.

Do you want to do your lifeline? Yeah, I do. Yeah, thank you. That was Ian. Ian, what do you got steven root in get out that's a real real nice one i was trying to get you to say little fuckers little fuckers yeah that was the third one okay Yeah, they really fucking went crazy with those fucking fuck titles.

Fucking fuckers. Jeff? Marley and Me. Fuck! Yeah! Hurry, Sean. Thinking about that movie makes me sad. Because first he destroyed their home And then he died

And Marley and me Fuck People are tired of Marley and me spoilers I'm saying just watch it What do you got Tel? Okay we're going to Tel This is interesting He's talking to the enemy essentially Oh no you don't have nothing What do you got, Tell? Okay, we're going to Tell. This is interesting.

He's talking to the enemy, essentially. Oh no, you don't have nothing. No! Oh no! That's why they're married, dummy. They got hive brain. Which is what Nicholas Cage got in wicker man what oh is that he's saying something yeah tell us saying something well i don't i'm not quite sure what do you think it would be called if you had to guess it is called Zoolander 2.

I wasn't sure if there was more to it. It's just Zoolander 2 and I always thought they should just call it fucking Two Lander. Would have been so fun. But they can't even take a risk of people not knowing. Going like, Two Lander? What's that? Is that anything like Zooler yes idiot yeah all right whose turn is it it's mine

hi it's me i'm the problem. It's me. Dustin? Maybe you can confirm. Oh, I like it. Okay. Grand Budapest Hotel. Owen Wilson? Owen Wilson? I mean, he's in all of them, but I don't... Is he in that one? I think so. I think so.

Let's say she's still in. Let's say she's still in let's say she's still in hey hey hey hey yeah that one got such a big cast that i think it's only fair to uh assume that he's in there because he even a lot of times will just be a voice if he's not playing a character you know he like he really gets in all those wes Andersons, I think, for the most part. But anyway, so much chitter-chatter in that audience. Everybody's got their own answers.

I'm listening for an answer. It sounds like the audience is a bunch of bees. You don't want that answer. You want to get it yourself. I'm going to do a Michaela Watkins just to give her a shout out. Thank you. I have no idea who it is. She was in a movie that came up

in a recent episode where we were talking basketball movies with Ben Affleck. She's in The Way Back. Yeah. I would have loved it if that helped. Me too. Oh, did I say that was going to help? No, you didn't.

Starsky and hutch speaking of ben stiller uh what do you got sean shanghai noon yeah yeah oh man i can watch shanghai noon all the way into the evening on Shanghai Noon. Yeah! Oh man, I can watch Shanghai Noon all the way into the evening. How about you, Kate? Take it. Wait. I didn't get it either.

I don't know. I think that was a hint. You did a great job. It's been a pleasure having you. Thank you. And continue to hang out with us. Okay, sure. Yeah, say anything you want. Feel free to jump in.

Right? She did great. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. We can't all know that there was a Shanghai Knights. With a K. Yeah.

Yeah. I sure didn't know that. Jeff. Inherent Vice. Yeah. That's a real good oneent vice. Yeah. Owen Wilson. That's a real good one. Yeah.

Sneaky, sneaky deaky. Sean's really in thought mode. Be quiet before somebody yells at you. Fucking A. The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Owen Wilson. Sure. Yeah sure yeah yeah but am i am i right i don't know if you're right but i like it he seems like he should be yeah i know but yeah that's why i'm gonna say i love dogs i don't all right all right jeff Jeff. No escape. That's what your situation is.

But yeah, he was in that. He was in no escape. Whose turn is it? It's mine. It's my turn. It's what I get for talking so much shit. Fuck, man. You did great today.

I appreciate it, best friend. That means a lot. Is Rushmore, is he in Rushmore? Wait. I don't think he is. No, Luke is. Yeah, I know Luke is. Oh, are they? It's like best line in the movie ever. He's not, right?

No one else is not in there? Well, God darn it i tried nice try sean jordan okay so it's just me and jeff now and has anybody said I spy god damn it god damn it that movie is so funny and it's got Lumberg in it

fuck wow that's upsetting you got another one Jeff this is just exhibition match at this point. Anaconda. Yes. He's like, that's a big snake.

Wow. This is a bummer. Is this not pissing you off? It's pissing me off. It is. Hey, he was in a movie I'd like to not recommend. If anybody's thinking about seeing it, i would say shy away from it it's the thing that came out during pando with uh selma hayek and it's called bliss oh yeah yeah it's bad it's a rough one

yeah it wasn't easy to get through i saw i saw that movie uh it at a late night showing it was uh midnight in paris is when i saw that movie ah my god jeff loves to go to the cinema when he's in paris yeah late at night once everything really starts popping off i'm like i'm gonna go check out a film God damn it Okay How about It feels weird looking at him off a list To continue playing against Jeff It feels like cheating

It is It is It is Because he's won, he's the winner But this is one I like, so I'm going to mention it, because I think it's a good movie and Owen's really good in it, and it's called The Big Bounce. The Big Bounce, yeah.

I like that movie. Yeah, it was good. It's an Elmer Leonard thing. It's based on an Elmer Leonard book. Yeah. Yeah. Doesn't he fuck up Charlie Sheen with a baseball bat or something? Yeah. Yeah. You got another one, Jeff? Yeah, yeah I for sure do

Yeah, what is it? Okay, he was in that movie Lost in London That Woody Harrelson movie I believe it In one shot I got another one It's not on my list I only wrote down obscure Owen Wilson's.

Now I'm going to start doing the obvious ones. Cars. Cars! What do you got? Just say it. I guess I could say Cars 2. Yes, Cars 3. Your turn.

That's about as upset as you're ever going to see me get. I'm going to say a Stephen Root movie called No Country for Old Men. Nice. Good one. Nice.

Wow. How about A Night at the Museum? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. This is such a bummer. Right? Night at the Museum, Battle of the Smithsonian. A Night at the Museum, Battle of the Smithsonian. A night at the museum.

Battle for the museum. Or some shit like that. I don't know what it's fucking called. Give it up for Jeff Tate, everybody! You get to do your plugs first, Jeff, because you're our big winner. Fantastic. What do you got to plug, buddy?

I'm going to be at Helium right here on this stage in Portland, April 16th at 420. It's a Sunday at 420. Clearly you all are free. But no, I got a show here and then I'll be at the Infinity Room in Salem, Oregon June 24th. That's a Saturday.

Right on, right on. Thanks for being here. Sean, Jordan. If you're in Fort Collins, Colorado, it'll be the Comedy Fort April 7th and 8th. And if you live in the city, which I'm sure you do, I run a show with my good friend Shane Brennan the last Thursday of every month. It's called High Note Comedy. We have Chris Charpentier coming to town

from Denver April 26th. Shane? Sure. Shane with the confirmation. Sure. Tight ship we run for the last Thursday. It'll be great. Come to that and also just keep being dope.

Keep listening to Migration Brewing. You can find me on Instagram. Sean Cougarmelon Jordan. Thank you. You can find me on Instagram. Sean Cougarmelon Graham. Sean Cougarmelon Jordan. Thank you. That was rough. That was rough. Sorry to make you sit through that. Where? I mean, that was a crucial piece of information.

You know, like heckling is never that helpful in real life. Just find it, bro. That was the one thing you needed to get in there more than probably anything else. That is on me. Way up there on the list of things.

But also, did you say your website? Sean Cougar Mellon Jordan on Instagram. I'll post all of it. So just go there. It works for any name. Kate Cougar Mellon Burger. Richard? Yeah, it works. Yeah, it works. It works for any name. Kate Cougar Mellenberger? Berger? Yeah, it works.

Yeah, it works. Tell Cougar Mellenberger? Anyway. Kate Berger, what have you got to plug? I have a geriatric dental in Vancouver. If you're 55 years or older, you qualify for discounted dental services

that are totally professional and I could clean your teeth. It's off 164th in Vancouver. Hell yeah. You're just going to play this while you're cleaning people's teeth. Hey, do you like podcasts, old man? I said podcasts. I'd rather listen to country music.

Give me Luke Bryan. Oh, God. Luke Bryan or death. It's such a tough call. Alright, so yeah, I haven't got anything else I want to plug. I just want to say thank you to Helium here in Portland

and thank you to everybody who came out today. And oh, Jeff, that reminds me though, since you were our winner today, would you mind coming back as champion when we do this show at Zanies in Rosemont?

O'Hare adjacent. You can just fly into O'Hare and then take a shuttle. I know it's a lot to ask for you to make travel plans, but just think about it. If you can make it, that would be great. I can make it. I like to defend my cram.

Alright, so that's how I get people to do stuff like that. I just ask them to do it in front of an audience. And then they have to play along. But one more time for Kate Berger, Sean Jordan, and Jeff Tate! Thank you! and as always I picked a closing line for this episode

that is a last line from an ocean picture that is famous for taking place this particular one is famous for taking place in this region so see if you recognize it and get that theme music

ready because it's just and I, we're straight to the beat, there is the last line from the first Twilight movie, that's correct. Twilight, yeah. And I forgot to give the prizes to our winner. Jeff was playing for Jeff and Steph, of course. So maybe since it's two-fisted, you probably want to both come up here and get all your stuff. Let's hear it for Jeff and Steph, of course. Since it's two-fisted, you probably want to both come up here and get all your stuff. Let's hear it for Jeff and Steph. Be careful with this because it wiggles around in the box. They took out the protective packaging. But look at a happy couple going home with some... protective packaging.

But look at a happy couple going home with some... Oh, remember that honeymoon where we smoked out of a boot? It's a real Cinderella story. You gotta find the person that that boot fits on. And then get them high.

And... Oh, something fell down there, but I think it's just stuff I attempted to put in there to, like, you know, packaging so the glass pipe inside wouldn't break. Yeah, so good luck getting that stuff home. Did you bring a car? We did. Yeah, cool.

Did you bring a car? Did you come here in a car? Not did you drive, did you bring a car? One last thing I want to say is I know I said it during the show, but I really do appreciate everybody coming out, because Doug Loves Movies has been a thing for 15 years now. 16 years, I think.

Yeah, and you know, there's lots of competition for things for you to go out and do and i appreciate you all coming out and for you sir for coming out and letting me yell at you and uh i thank you for that and um it's always terrible when you yell at somebody and then they just immediately usually expect they're going to be belligerent because they're already but he was just like felt so bad and i now i feel bad but um but. But I want to say for everybody,

I'm back to, I will stand out here at the Step and Repeat. I don't have any merch or anything, but photographs are free, and the rest of the gang will be out there for pictures too if you want. Thanks everybody. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday.

Thank you. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday!