Doug Loves Movies - Mark Ellis, Jeremiah Watkins and Andy Wood guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid popper kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies!
This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you on
Sunday, August 7th,
2022.
One of my guests today
might earn a spot
in next Sunday's
live taping at Dynasty
Typewriter in Los Angeles.
Let's get to it.
My guests today are Mark ellis jeremiah walkins and andy wood oh man i'm definitely winning the alphabet order today
yeah you're killing it with these couple of w's hanging around
pain in my existence let Let's meet everybody.
Yeah, I mean, we'll talk about, we'll talk to you in a second, Andy.
Let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically.
Returning from last week's win, it's Mark Ellis.
Been a good, good run-em-on, Doug.
Thanks to you and your quality show.
Thanks for all the support support for all the listeners.
They've been wonderful.
And this is really where the pressure cooker heats up,
not just because there's a big live taping next week,
but also I'm a huge college basketball fan.
And so I've won three in a row.
So if I win today,
then I would technically be going to the final four if I was in March
madness.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And also, you know, on Jeopardy, you can get to the tournament after a mere four wins.
Sometimes you can.
Sometimes.
Sometimes it can happen.
And we should also say that your schmodown is winding down.
That's what we really should have called the season is the wind down.
It's it is.
It's going to be a tear filled emotional goodbye come October when the final movie trivia schmodown spectacular airs.
But it's been a great run.
A lot of a lot of fans.
I hope even even the mighty Doug Benson maybe has picked up a few new fans
thanks to the movie trivia schmodown.
And your support and participation in it has been always welcome.
And it wouldn't have been the same without you, bud.
Well, that's very nice of you to say.
And good luck today.
Thank you.
As we're taping this, I'm actually dog sitting Christian Harwas Pug, who's one years old and is trying to currently break out of the house.
So this is going to be a fun episode.
Well, I mean, that sounds great for you, but the rest of us, not so much.
It's not great for me, I promise.
It's not cute watching a dog trying to get uh escape it's
adorable for the first three days and then you're like dude if you really want out i'll just take
you in the woods and set you free like you're not mine so yeah amongst your people i i think that
the dogs that uh that are always trying to get away uh just stop doing that like you stay with your master you're you know you get fed you know show
some respect it's like the the most like scariest like awful reality show of all time is you just
take a bunch of different breeds of dogs set them in the wild and see who survives longest because
pugs are not going to be high on that list. Yeah. No, going back home and living comfortably
is going to be an option for some of the dogs
and they'll take it.
He's a regular performer
and has a show regularly at the Comedy Store in L.A.
that I'm going to be a guest on this Tuesday.
It's Jeremiah Watkins.
Hello. What's up Watkins. Hello.
What's up, everybody?
How you doing?
Hey.
Comedy on the Spot is the name of your show.
Yeah, stand up on the spot.
It's a series that we have been doing.
I've been doing it for about 12 years,
and we recently started filming as a series
and putting it on YouTube.
And yeah, it's available at youtube.com and putting it on youtube and um yeah it's
available at youtube.com slash jeremiah watkins and yeah it's a lot of fun i'm looking forward
to having you back on the show um on tuesday dude yeah i'm looking forward to it it's uh you know
it's all improvised so that it's exciting to not you know not have to worry about what you're
going to say but also be worried about what you're going to say, but also be worried about what you're going to say.
Exactly. Yeah. The stakes and expectations are kind of different, but it's always a lot of fun. And Mark, I was booked on Schmodown in November. Is that is that a no go now?
Is that I mean, you can show up and and here's the other thing that I'll do, because as as listeners,
this show know all too recently, I'm always prepared with movie trivia questions in my phone, Jeremiah.
So if you know what, I will be in the crowd and stand up on the spot and I'll just raise my hand.
I have a topic and then I'm just peppering you with questions.
OK, great. Great. Looking forward to that.
And it's the return.
Of one of my favorite jeopardy champions probably top two my top two favorites i mean and i only can call somebody a favorite if i
actually know them it's andy wood everybody hey hey thanks for having me back. Thanks for the kind words.
I did the weird thing the other day and just dug into your Twitter account, like what people said to you when you were on Jeopardy.
And one woman was disappointed when your run ended because she thought you were a DILF.
Yeah, I got a lot of DILF.
DILF? A lot of DILF action?
And this is the one that struck me as interesting considering I've never noticed it, but I don't disagree.
Someone says that you look like a young Harvey Keitel.
I knew you were going to find that one.
I knew you were going to find that one. I knew you were going to say that.
I think it's mostly because that one day I wore like a suit jacket, but over a dark shirt,
which I don't know fashion.
I don't have a lot of clothes and I've been living in the desert in shorts and
t-shirts for all of COVID.
So I had to just hastily, I had to had to run to Nordstrom rack and just get like
a bunch of clothes in case I needed changes, which I was doubting would happen because that
would mean you won. And, uh, and there also, there were no dressing rooms. There were no
changing rooms during COVID. So I couldn't try anything. I just had an arm full of clothes
in a heap. And then as I would want, I was at wind to go back to the
changing area and try to put an outfit together. And ended up with a harvey kaitel look one of the days i don't think they said the clothes look like harvey if you look at the
picture they're referencing i know that's what it was it really is because when you have a dark
shirt under and a lighter tie under a sport coat you look like you're trying to be a hitman
i want to i want to believe it's that but well i think it's you know whether they think
you're a hitman or actual harvey i think it's i don't think it's an insult i you know i would
bring it up if they were comparing you to somebody ugly it's just interesting i never i never heard
that in my life so yeah yeah yeah no but i you know and i saw the tweet and i saw the picture
they were referring to and i was like okay i can kind of see it i can too, but I, you know, and I saw the tweet and I saw the picture they were referring to and I was like, okay, I can kind of see it.
I can too.
I can too.
Yeah.
You know what's interesting about that, though?
Was Harvey Keitel ever young?
I feel like he was born 60.
Yeah, he and Morgan Freeman, yeah.
Yeah, like in another 10 years, Andy's going to look like Harvey Keitel in Thelma and Louise.
Right.
That's vintage Keitel in Thelma and Louise. That's vintage.
Yeah, because he's, you know what I mean?
Because that's when he was
older, but still not
an old guy. I still, I haven't
seen him in anything recently, but I don't
you know, I assume he still projects
as pretty, you know,
youthful.
I haven't seen him play a character
that I'm like, oh, now he's playing old guys.
We have some bad news, I think, Doug.
I believe Harvey Keitel passed away.
Is that not true?
No.
I love this.
We have some bad news, like you're sitting in a newsroom right now.
Oh, listen.
This just in.
I was operating on him,
and now I'm in the waiting room yeah i'm pretty sure
he's alive but uh you know sometimes they slip by you uh so i i could have missed it when
harvey no he's he's 83 i know we're not going to use the internet when we start playing games but
i just yeah i didn't had to know somebody had to do it somebody had to look he's living in his 83
yeah but maybe he's retired maybe he's pulled a
gene hackman or some shit like what was the last thing harvey kytel was in let us consult the
internet movie database oh now you're just now it's just all cheating all the time well people
have to know we could and choose right but anybody could have guessed well oh okay you know having a
conversation i was just saying what what was the last movie you think you saw harvey kytel in and choose not to. Anybody could have guessed. I was having a conversation.
I was just saying, what was the last movie you think you saw Harvey Keitel in? Everyone I'm
flashing on has got to be 10, 20
years old. I think of
From Dusk Till Dawn.
I think he was in The Irishman.
Didn't he pop in there?
Oh, he must have, right?
Yeah, that's why I thought he was dead. Somebody in The Irishman
is dead.
Well, anyway, thank you all of you for being here.
And before we play our games today, I've been doing a segment on the show where I ask each of my guests to recommend a movie.
It's called Recommendation Nation. But this week, much like last week, I've decided to make
it more specific. I'd like each of my guests to wreck a movie that features a person who's
celebrating their birthday today, an August 7th baby named Charlize Theron.
baby named Charlize Theron.
Oh.
Mm hmm.
So, Mark, Jeremiah and Andy, I'd like each of you to recommend one Charlize Theron movie. I wrote one down that I'll recommend if it doesn't come up from any of the three of you.
But let's start with you, Mark.
Hmm.
Well, there's there's some low hanging fruit that I can obviously take.
It has a chrome addition to it, but I'm going to I'm going to recommend a different movie.
And it's fun to watch for the performances get a little over the top.
But she's a strong anchor for the Tom Fulry that ensues when Keanu Reeves slowly finds out that his boss might be actual satan
played by al pacino and that is gonna be i mean that's a pretty good movie right it's a i love
that movie devil's advocate baby come on yeah well i saw you know i i was it was good description
mark because it didn't really until you said keanu, it didn't really start to come in.
And then she, of course, was in another film with Keanu.
So it's like, OK, we need a little bit more narrowing here.
And then you went, but you know, and we knew what was going on.
And I haven't seen that movie since its release.
But I remember finding it, like you say, campy, but fun.
Yeah, it's a good double feature
along with the Devil Wears Prada.
Just really horrible bosses
who may in fact be Satan.
Okay.
What about Angel Heart?
If you want to stay for midnight,
we can run Angel Heart.
Is there an employment situation in angel heart
or is it just the devil just messing with you know just you know people here and there i don't
know that there's necessarily like a steady paycheck involved in that film so it might not
make it i haven't seen that movie in a second but it uh i just remember it drips you know what i mean like
everything looks wet yeah yeah i like a good sweaty movie yeah it's really fucking sweaty
uh all right jeremiah do you have uh any uh favorite charlie's movies it's gonna be a will
smith charlie's Theron double feature.
It's going to be Hancock
and The Legend of Bagger Vance for me.
Oh my God.
Well, if you had to pick one between
those two, I know this
is a real Sophie's choice.
You know, I'm going to
I enjoyed overall
The Legend of Bagger Vance more than than hancock holy shit
all right i'm crossing out hancock i'm writing the legend of bv bagger vance yeah i you know
my favorite part of the movie is the end title sequence when the will Smith song comes on and he sings getting baggy with it but the whole
the whole movie is
you know probably
everybody's top five golf movies
because who can even name five golf movies
I think
it would be yeah probably pretty difficult
I mean Caddyshack obviously is
one of the first ones that comes to mind
and then yeah yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's a short list.
Let's not mention Caddyshack too.
Right.
Right.
Not count that.
No.
Jackie Mason definitely died.
All right.
Andy.
I'm going to go with an entry in one of my favorite genres,
which was 90s movies in the vein of Pulp Fiction,
Two Days in the Valley.
Oh, yes.
Very early, Charlize.
Yeah.
Like the first time I think I was conscious of like,
oh, this is an actress that I'm probably going to see again.
Yeah, same.
And it was a pretty, I haven't seen it, I think, since the 90s,
but I think it was a pretty fun, you know, in the same way that like go was there were tons of good pulp fictiony movies
even if they weren't as good and i think yeah i think the probably the best thing about two
days in the valley is uh isn't uh isn't spader in that one yeah yeah yeah so he's always so good
um well i went to very early on in her career
with the one that I wrote down that nobody picked.
And I appreciate everybody not picking Fury Road,
Mad Max Fury Road,
because she's amazing and it's a very good movie.
But these other movies are
more
interesting, I think. Interesting choices.
And I went
with
she doesn't have a massive role in it,
but I like the
movie very much and she makes a strong impression
in it. That thing you
do.
Nicely done.
I love that thing you do. done ah i love that thing you do there's something about it like
over and over again yeah it's like it's the movie like gives you you love that song because
it's like stockholm syndrome you're like trapped with it for an entire movie i mean i don't think
they i don't think they even
play part of another song like they just all you do is play that song over and over again i mean
i guess they have something else they play before they write that song that's one of the few uh like
movie theme songs that i think i know most of the words to just because i ended up liking that song so much it is a good song yeah it's a
really good song the ground doesn't mean it isn't good yeah yeah no and that's but that's also the
strange part of the fun of it is just it just shows how catchy it is and how you know just a
band out of nowhere can just come up with this one thing that's so catchy especially at that time
because the kids were all looking to dance because dancing was such a rebellious act
um but anyway terrific movie little side note a fun thing to think about while you're watching it
uh you know they cut the subplot out of the movie but tom hanks's character is gay
really yeah they cut it out there's like yeah i think there's some deleted scenes with that kind plot out of the movie but Tom Hanks his character is gay really?
yeah they cut it out there's like
I think there's some deleted scenes that kind of
give more indication of that
but it's interesting
to watch the rest of the movie with that
in mind because he clearly isn't like
acting like he's not acting
effeminate but it's interesting to
watch it like that
actor that as an actor and director of the
movie, he did make that choice.
Are you confusing
that thing you do with Philadelphia, Doug?
Oh, that's right. In Philadelphia
he plays a gay guy.
Thank you. Similar tone.
Thank you for correcting me.
All right. That's it for
Recommendation Nation.
We'll be right back with some games after this.
We're back.
And the first game we're going to play today is called
Which Films Was Tom Hanks Gay In?
A League of Their Own?
Big?
I just don't listen.
Okay.
Earl Skakel has this great joke that he says that he watches Philadelphia in Reverse,
and it's a really uplifting movie.
Yes, yes.
That is good.
Actually, we're going to play a game today that has little or nothing to do,
probably nothing to do with Tom Hanks.
It's a new game I just came up with.
It's called Throw Mama from the Bullet Train.
In this game, you need to know the difference between the Danny DeVito, Billy Crystal comedy,
Throw Mama from the Train, and the current In Theaters Now, Brad Pitt actioner, Bullet Train.
So we'll start with Mark Ellis.
I'll say a fact, a little factoid.
And then you tell me if that applies to Throw Mama from the Train, Bullet Train, or both.
I love this game i watched throw mama from
the train entirely too much when i was a kid i probably haven't seen it in 30 years but man when
i was a little kid for some reason that movie really tickled me it's it's very funny it's
strangely slight when you watch it now like it's wow, they really stretched that out to 90 minutes. Cause it's not that much that happens in it,
but,
but it's got some of the biggest laughs of,
you know,
one of the best trailers of all time,
just using a scene where Danny DeVito hits Billy Crystal with a pan for no
reason.
Yes.
Good.
Charlize.
Charlize there.
And also a good pan hitter in atomic one i mean i'll be happy
to explore uh motion picture pan hitting uh in future episodes because also those are two
examples where the person didn't end up getting amnesia usually if you get hit with a pan in a
movie you probably are going to get amnesia or think you're somebody else for a large portion of the film
but today we're just talking about throw mom so the answers are either mama bullet or both
and so here's what happens when mark guesses if he's wrong jeremiah then it narrows it down to
two options for you and if you're wrong uh andy wood's gonna get the gimme point
and whenever somebody gets one right and the next round the next person in line will uh And if you're wrong, Andy Wood's going to get the gimme point.
And whenever somebody gets one right, then the next round, the next person in line will go first.
All right.
All right, Mark, you ready?
All aboard.
Mama, Bullet, or both, the director appears on camera.
That's a good one.
I think...
I'm trying to remember who directed Throw Mama from the Train.
I think it's Rob Reiner,
but I could be mistaken.
I am going to say.
And you said both is an option, right?
Yeah, it's either.
Yeah.
You know, the director of Throw Mamas in the movie or the director
from Bullet Trains in the movie or both.
Because David Leitch is like a stunt kind of coordinator.
So maybe he did pop on camera at some point to help out with one of the fights. So I movie or both. Because David Leitch is like a stunt kind of coordinator, so maybe he did pop on camera at some point to help
out with one of the fights. So I'll go both.
That is
correct. Wow.
Impressive. You know the director's name of
Bullet Train. I'm going to lose this game.
No, he's a good director to know because
he did Deadpool 2 and John
Wick. And like
Mark said, he's a former stunt
guy who
you know like Hal Needham back in the
day has moved on to actually
directing these big action
movies and I haven't seen Bullet Train yet
but I'm looking forward to it because
he is good with
action stuff
Jeremiah
yes this one's for you buddy all right action stuff. Jeremiah.
Yes.
This one's for you, buddy. All right.
Mama, Bullet, or Both
has over 30
actors listed in
the credits.
More than 30 speaking roles
are listed in the credits
of Mama, Bullet, or Both.
I'm going to go with Bullet just based off of the posters that have been going around.
Right.
A lot of bodies on the poster.
A lot of bodies on the poster.
That is incorrect. Should have gone with my god sorry andy two remaining choices jeremiah's logic was my exact logic so now i'm going to keep that logic and turn it into both. You're going both. Yeah.
That's correct.
Yeah.
I still,
I thought throw mama was a smallish movie.
I didn't picture that as being a cast of dozens.
Right.
Well,
here's where the question was tricky is that there's 34 listed actors in
the credits for throw mama from the Train and 80 listed for
Bullet Train. Wow.
Yeah.
So I knew
that if I worded it
any other way, then obviously the Throw Mama
has a lot smaller cast.
Yeah.
Okay, so we're back to Mark.
If you get this room
right, you win this game.
If you don't, then Jeremiah has a chance
to put some of his scent on the scene.
That's a way to describe it?
That's a way to put it.
That's what people always describe
when I'm booked on shows around town.
Jeremiah's scent is strong on this lineup.
Yeah, you can't repeat all over.
Yeah, Jeremiah is
one of the best comics out there. The only problem
is after you see him, you have to bathe in tomato
juice.
All right, Mark.
Bullet Mama or both
has this
line in it. I'm going to ruin your life the way you ruined mine
wow um yeah i hear some pretty fun things about bullet train i've not uh seen the picture but i think that that feels i'm almost
certain that is in um one of these movies and so i'm just going to guess that movie and i'm going
to say that is throw mama from the train that's your answer is throw mama from the train. I'm going to ruin your life the way you ruin mine.
Incorrect.
Jeremiah, you can get on the board here.
Is that line in both of those movies
or just in Bullet Train?
This is my logic
and it has nothing to do with the movies.
It's more about the logic of Doug loves movies.
I am going to go with both because I think that you decided to compare these two movies.
How crazy it is that there's both of these things in all of these movies.
That's my answer.
Both.
I mean, I wish I could have found a line that's in both movies
but it's not in both movies dang it andy tell them which movie it's in oh it sounds like it's
a throw mama throwaway line were you not paying attention to what mark whoa wait what hey could i uh could i buzz back in
wait i thought you just i thought mark said bullet train and then no he started to say
bullet train but then he changed his answer at the end to throw him off and then oh my
and then jeremiah said bullets right and he got awarded the point how did I miss you had a chance you had a chance oh my god point for you
I could have already said he goes mark goes well you know what to do here is say bullet train but
I did not I did not even say bullet train i said it i was thinking it might be both but i
was like i think what i said is i'm fairly certain it's in one of these movies so i'm gonna guess
that movie yeah yeah but you said bullet train right before you said that it was just this
random bullet train was just thrown out there these are the head games that i'm playing with
andy and jeremiah i'm on another yeah okay i must have heard that and been like he's already
answered and then I'm thinking.
Absolutely. Okay. Well, there goes my game.
Normally I don't penalize somebody for not
like normally you just get that point.
I had to say it. Yeah.
You had to jump in.
You had to go and hurt yourself.
So I think it's only fair
that we go to
the tiebreaker.
And we'll let Mark is is gonna get to go first though
and then uh and then andy if mark doesn't get it and uh this is a fun twist if neither one of you
got to i'm gonna give jeremiah the win who's gonna be the dark horse jeremiah is let's go all right mark you ready i it's clearly
favoritism because jeremiah said how much he listens to the show that's probably it
i am ready to go sir mama or bullet
which one has a character in its credits called passenger
hmm bullet train mama train both trains trying to think of a train that was actually in throw
mama from the train like i assumed there were passengers on there. It wasn't just the three of them hanging out.
And I would imagine that they didn't feel the need to name every character in Bullet Train a name.
So I'm going back to the Watkins well, and I'm going to say both.
Wait, wait.
I put the wrong sound effect on that was my apologies
for anybody
being misled
looks like the Watkins well is dry again
brother
you win this game now
what a turn of fate you win this game if you can tell me
uh is it bullet train or throw mama that has a listing in the credits of someone who plays
passenger first of all there is no winning for me after what has happened uh but i i it seems like
because of the smaller cast I'm hoping it's
throw mama let's see if that bites me in the ass
again throw mama from the train
passenger
oh
Jeremiah
takes it let's go
what a what great
what expert
play on your part Jeremiah
yeah really
the long con baby yeah yeah bullet train what expert play on your part, Jeremiah, that led you to this victory.
The long con, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bullet train is the only, you know,
only one of those two that lists somebody as passenger.
And it's like one of the very last credits.
The closest that the throne of the train has to that is that somebody's
called a porter.
So that's like a real you know somebody slapped
with a real train word but not uh but there are definitely passengers on both both trains so let's
not get crazy and let's celebrate jeremiah's win yeah what does he win nothing special but i'll
tell you about it after this break. We'll be right back.
We're back, and Jeremiah took down the
one and only
time we played
the game Throw Mama from the
Bullet Train.
Congratulations to you, Jeremiah.
All that means
is that you get to go first
in our next and final game all right
uh but this game is one of the better ones uh to uh have the uh advantage of going first
because in this particular game we play three rounds and then there's a tiebreaker and if we get to the tiebreaker then
uh the person who came into this game jeremiah uh in first he will get to uh have a slight
advantage at that point you'll see if we get that far the game is normally called parental guidance, but today I'm calling it paw rental guidance.
Doggy edition.
Oh, yeah.
All of the answers in this game will be, quote unquote, dog movies.
OK, whatever that means to you or specifically what it meant to me when I chose the film.
Basically, parental guidance is a game where I read to you the warnings that are supplied by the people in the section on IMdb called parental guidance each movie has it and each movie has some really
silly things that people uh feel the children should be protected from and also people aren't
great writers when they include their little tidbits so So I will read four different, you know, I'll take turns going from person to person.
Jeremiah will get the first and most difficult clue in the very first one will be something that it'll be tough, but he still gets to guess what movie he thinks it's in. Then I'll add a second
piece of parental guidance and Andy gets to take a shot at it. Third one, Mark. And then if we get
to a fourth one, they'll go back to Jeremiah and it'll be something that should just give it away.
and it'll be something that should just give it away.
They should be able to secure the point if it makes it that far.
And then the next person, Andy gets to go first in the next round.
Mark goes first in the third round. And then a tiebreaker is waiting.
Jeremiah.
Jeremiah.
I did.
I did.
Acting like a dog gets,
you know,
extra.
Okay. I just had to try,
Doug.
I don't know if I'm going to be good at this one either.
We'll see.
All right.
We'll see.
But,
uh,
you've seen movies that have dogs in them.
Yes.
I actually,
this could actually be a decent category for me.
I've seen quite a few dog movies in my lifetime.
It's a genre that my family was always encouraging for us to rent
when I was a kid.
So we'll see.
Yeah, it's popular with the whole family, these movies.
So it's that's another interesting thing is, well, what is the parental
guidance going to be on a movie about, know a dog or or some dogs uh so jeremiah here's the first
here's your first clue a man punches another man after closing the door door what movie um in the world of dog movies
so if you just guess a dog movie you might you might nail it yeah i mean i'll go with like a big movie I don't remember if um the main uh one of the actors in this I
think he was also in um the green mile the guy who played the clown uh uh air buds former owner
um I forget his his name but I'm gonna go with air bud Bud on this one. You're going Air Bud that a man punches another man after closing a door.
Yeah, I don't remember Air Bud
well enough to know if that scenario could occur in it,
but in this particular case, that's not the answer I'm looking for.
Okay. We move on to Andy, who now
gets a second clue
so hearing both of these clues
he might be able to put it together
Andy
for a brief
moment we see a man's
groin on an electric
fence
oh I know this one now
a groin on an electric fence
so it's going to be slapsticky
And I'm not going to say throw Marley from the train
That is not going to be
That seems
I thought I knew what it was
But this seemed almost too slapsticky for it
But I
I'm going to go turner and hooch sorry i didn't mean to laugh at you before giving you the uh the uh
the sound effect but uh no not turner and hooch i wouldn't put it past turner and hooch to
electrocute a man's groin on a fence i I'm 99% sure I know this now, but I'm
just putting that out there.
Just for the pressure marks.
Mark is
at 96%. Well, this next clue
may do it for you.
Maybe all you need
goes like this.
The scar on Skinner's
face could be a little bit spooky to really young kids.
Kids like three and under.
Could you repeat the scar on, did you say Skinner's face?
Skinner.
Skinner has a scar.
It could be a little bit spooky.
Huh. All right. Well, I have a lot less of an idea now oh i've heard your idea yeah that 96 is way way down um um i i hear like closing the door and and a man punching another man and then like the electric
fence i was going away from andy's slapstick and i was going more into like action movie
mode so i'm gonna say even though i don't know if there's a Skinner in it, I'm going to say John Wick.
Here you go,
Jeremiah.
You think you already know it, but you also get the fourth clue, so
there's no reason for you to guess yet, unless
you really want to
impress everybody.
I'll take the clue just in case, because
as soon as you said Skinner, my percentage
dropped a little bit.
But I think that this character is still in the movie that I think it is.
It's this this last was supposed to give it away.
So here we go.
Cruella smokes a cigarette in a long cigarette hole.
101 Dalmatians.
And that was the 99 percent that I was I was thinking it was as soon as you said the electric fence.
I remember that scene.
You did it. Wow. that was the 99% that I was, I was thinking it was, as soon as you said the electric fence, I remember that scene.
You did it.
Wow. Jeremiah is on the board,
but Andy gets to go first on this next one.
Your first clue is a rollercoaster car runs into a young woman.
A roller coaster car runs into a young woman.
Dog movies with roller coasters.
Two of my favorite, three of my favorite things, dogs, roller coasters and movies.
I can't picture a roller coaster scene scene but I'm going to say Beethoven
yeah I might as well say Beethoven right
sure
Mark
Beethoven second no I'm kidding
that's not my guess yeah those kind of jokes are going to
get you a lot yeah i know i know as soon as i was saying it i was like mark don't you saw what he
did to andy wood last game um okay a young man punches and elbows a man in the face and kicks him in the groin.
The parental guidance section is very concerned with groins.
Yeah, really?
I'm worried about the jewels.
Let's go.
But they're too discreet to say dick and balls.
I am.
I'm going to go back to.
I like the Andy's guest with Turner and Hooch a lot.
So I'm going to go Turner and Hooch.
Just keep the Turner and Hooch train rolling.
It's not TNH
this season on big brother.
There's a guy in the house named Turner and I swear to God,
there's another guy in the house.
He got kicked out,
but there was for a brief time,
two people in the house,
one named Turner and the other was named pooch.
Oh yeah.
Nobody in the house was making Turner and pooch jokes.
I wanted to.
I wanted to kill them all.
Why don't watch reality TV?
Yeah, right.
They don't make the comedy gods give you that kind of manna and you don't take advantage.
I'm done.
Yeah.
OK, what are we at here on the third clue?
This one goes to Jeremiah.
Wait, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A dog urinates on a young woman.
Oh, man.
I feel like this could be so many dog movies.
Yeah.
And also, how young is this woman?
I know, right?
Why are they even using those words?
Young woman.
What is that?
Hmm.
I don't think I'm going to get this one.
This is a dog urinates on a young
woman.
I'm going to go.
I don't think this is correct,
but
I'm going to go with Homeward Bound.
You're right.
That is not correct.
Wow.
Real Regis Philbin over here.
You're right.
You're going to be happy that you just lost a million dollars.
All right.
It's back around to Andy and the easiest clue.
Are you ready, Andy?
Yes.
Okay.
This is a weird one.
Fred's soul tells Shaggy that someone spiked his root beer and he needs to be talked down.
I'm going to go out on a limb and answer
Scooby-Doo? That is correct.
Okay.
Man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I know it was kind of like
I haven't seen it in a minute, but that
Scooby-Doo had some like kind of
you know, humor for the adults, I guess.
So I guess I missed the golden shower scene.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what I was wondering.
It must be.
Is it Thelma or the other one?
Daphne, the dog Daphne that the dog pees on.
And is the dog Scooby Sco Scooby pees on people?
Scooby's not a known peer.
It doesn't seem like...
Scooby, when you're a talking dog,
you don't go around peeing on people
because then you have to be able to make excuses.
That's a total scrappy move right there.
That's his nephew.
No scrappy do's on people.
Scooby pees on people.
Hey!
All right. So
congratulations, Andy.
You got on the board with that one.
And Mark,
this is your
chance. You get the first and fourth clue
on this one. So maybe you can pull
off a three way tie here. All
right. Well, I got a dog staring at me right now.
OK, so that might be
uh that might be the inspirato that you need
paul rental advice number one is this the song i'm too sexy plays throughout part of the movie
the song i'm too sexy
you know for for family comedies in the 90s and 2000s that really doesn't narrow it down at all
no that was used so much yeah
um in a family movie too is so just what's so funny about it it was like
like i'm too sexy that song the second it became a hit they were putting it a little you know
half shirts on toddlers and sending them out on runways you know to that song
it's the ultimate montage song from 90s movies too right right right i'm imagining that this
person that wrote this piece of information does not know the word montage because it just says
plays through part of the movie through part of the movie um okay i don't think um any
movie is more appropriately suited to have I'm Too Sexy in it
than the more modern day remake of the classic The Shaggy Dog.
I appreciate the depth and wealth of dog movie knowledge
that you gentlemen have with all these wrong answers.
Jeremiah.
Jeremiah.
Chloe says down boy
to another dog who she finds
handsome.
another dog who she finds handsome chloe says down boy to another dog who she finds handsome i'm gonna go back to the beethoven guess uh because it's in that it's in that movie making era where
it
might have been somewhere
in the track but I think I'm wrong.
So you're going OG
Beethoven? Yeah.
Not Beethoven's second?
Or his third or fourth or fifth.
Or Beethoven
what's for lunch?
Beethoven runs for president.
Beethoven goes bananas.
Yeah, Beethoven meets Medea.
Beethoven versus Predator, of course.
Beethoven meets Tyler Perry's Medea.
All right.
No, it's no Beethoven.
Yeah, you should
have rolled over Beethoven because
it's
something else. And here's
the third clue.
And
this one goes to Andy.
Diablo calls Chloeloe para pequeña which means little bitch
man so animated movie that came out after i'm too sexy came out oh man that's supposed to give it away isn't it no the fourth clue is the giveaway we should okay
okay i shouldn't be surprised we should still be in tough clues but you do have three of them
to stack up do you want to hear them all if i could please yes yeah of course uh the song I'm Too Sexy plays triumphantly. Chloe
says down boy to another
dog who she finds handsome
and Diablo calls
Chloe para pequeña
which means
little bitch.
Which is fun, you know?
Fun thing to say.
For a dog, it's fine.
The only animated talking dog movie that's coming to mind is John Travolta's Bolt.
Oh, that is a big one.
That was a very successful dog movie.
That's a great guess.
Oh, thank you.
It doesn't matter, really.
It was a really good guess.
guess oh thank you it doesn't matter really but no it was a really good guess i bolt came to mind as a movie to use in this game today and i dismissed it because i thought nobody knows bolt
it's a good movie it is but you know what i mean it doesn't feel like it has that like you know
it didn't reach like yeah it didn't penetrate the culture to the point that it became some yeah
you don't see the merch you don't see merch for it anywhere.
Bolt was probably one.
I'm too sexy usage away from being a cultural phenomenon.
Yep.
Mm hmm.
All right.
So, Mark, you get your easy clue now.
This puts a lot of pressure on me, actually.
All right.
Well, we'll see how you deal with it.
One of the chihuahuas in the movie when talking about finding a mate says i like them as long as they aren't
fixed or something like that he's uh i had no idea IMDb had this,
but that's the joy of not having kids.
You said chihuahuas,
and I feel like they might have some lines.
So this is one that actually probably didn't make
a quarter of the money that Bolt did,
but it still is just in our lexicon.
So I'm going to say Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
That is
correct.
That is the Chihuahua.
You did it.
I just also like
though that they're like coming to
IMDb to warn people that there's
a line about, you know, dogs
being fixed
that a Chihuahua says says but they quote the line and then
say or something like that that's like they don't even know if they got the line right
yeah they they they were watching it while they were watching another movie on in the background All right. It comes down to this, fellas.
Jeremiah gets to go first in this final round, and he'll get the toughest clue first,
and it'll come back around to the easiest one
if neither Andy or Mark suss this out.
But the first of the three of you to name this movie
is our winner today.
Jeremiah.
This movie, somebody wrote about it.
There is one mention of the word womb.
Wow.
What a clue.
Also, who's got a problem with that for their kids like yeah well you know just some kids you know you know you're not you know when your kids
like at a certain age you're not ready to explain what womb is you know you wait till
they're like 14 15 it's just so euphemistic
i don't like saying the word womb.
It just doesn't seem like anything real is happening.
I'm going to go as an older one, but I'm going to go with Lady and the Tramp.
Oh, that's a terrific one for spaghetti lovers of all shapes and sizes.
All breeds.
Man, really good.
Really good guess by Jeremiah, though.
That one.
Doesn't that sound like something that just in that era of writing,
like it's an older cartoon, like womb is a word that's more
like anatomically correct.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, speaking of anatomicality, here's your clue,
Andy,
a baby's penis is briefly seen.
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
Penis is briefly seen.
Wow.
A baby,
baby human baby humans.
I mean,
just think about dog movies where you see a baby's penis as it narrows it
down. Incredibly. I'm going over to probably just this one. I mean, just think about dog movies where you see a baby's penis as it narrows it down
incredibly.
I'm going over probably just this one.
Yeah, looking at my wall of baby penis DVDs.
Doug really made it now creepy if Andy gets it right.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, that movie?
Of course, of course it's i can't think of a time when
i think the original superman the superman baby is naked but that's the only movie i
can think of with oh yeah that is a good example you do see that baby
don't you even see him like standing there like holding up a car you see his little penis
i don't know if they do yeah and then and then fog like comes out of the ground and then you hear
uh okay womb and baby penis and dogs yeah okay so definitely not i like the logic of this is
an older um what is an old, Benji, Benji.
Okay.
I mean, no, but Benji is a terrific guest.
I think I might know it now.
I think I might know it now.
Okay.
Well, it's on Mark.
And are you ready for your clue, Mark?
Yes, and I promise I did not Google baby penis movies.
And I'd be curious to know where that gets you
other than maybe, you know,
somebody knocking on your door and asking a few questions.
I was going to say, we could try it on your computer.
Here's the clue.
John and Jen,
J-O-H-N and J-E-N,
John and Jen occasionally drink
wine.
Hmm.
Um. oh boy well i had like a i had like an old timey guess um but
now i i hear the names john and jen and Jen occasionally drink wine and like,
you know,
an old yeller.
I think they were just drinking like whiskey.
So I am,
and it sounds like,
you know,
okay,
well there's,
it's like a family growing up together with this,
you know,
dog.
I don't know why you would mention womb,
but I'm going to go with the all time tearjerker Marley and me.
That is correct.
Ellis,
how did you do that?
That is not the clue that was supposed to give it away.
Hey,
I'll tell you exactly how I did it is that i watched that movie and i suffered through the end
of that movie and just the fact that i had to sit there and watch that movie and just bawl my eyes
out i earned this point some what 15 years later it finally pays finally paying off there's finally
a positive result and how sad it makes you thinking about that fictional dead dog. Guts me. It kills
me. Yeah, but
you should just remind yourself
that the dog that played Marley did not
die, but did die later.
So you still can
feel bad about it, but you
shouldn't have felt bad about it at the time.
You think when they were putting the dog to sleep for real,
the dog's thinking, man, Owen Wilson was much
better at this.
Why do I have to keep going through this?
Which is going to be the real one?
The fourth and giveaway clue was Marley is seen repeatedly humping people and furniture.
Oh, Marley.
Freaking Marley.
Jeremiah, was that your guess?
What's that my guess my guess was Cujo until I heard
the John and Jen line and then I was like
it's Marley
if you missed it I was going to get it on the
next one yeah
the clue is Marley
you remembered that
that Jennifer is named
Jen in the movie
yeah I will also just the drinking of
wine like I just remember that you know what I mean like for a kid's movie like that that kind
of that kind of stuff does stand out a little bit and then yeah yeah but I thought it might
have been Cujo like like I thought it was gonna be a curveball because womb yeah and then I don't
and you know what i mean like
it's just something that that could have maybe been in a scene that i didn't remember since we
were going along the lines of the andy saying like superman i was uh the baby was naked in that i was
like ah that's you know in the 70s whatever like they might have put a naked baby in kujo that i
don't remember and like womb is such a biblical term. You can see like some old preacher like yelling at the dog,
like, you know,
it came from a cursed womb
or something like that.
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, it's probably just Owen Wilson
telling her where the baby's going to be.
Well, yeah, but just mansplaining it to her.
But the names John and Jen threw me off
because I was like, wait,
why would Jennifer Aniston
be named Jen in that movie?
So I was a little hesitant with Marley and me, but we we were all right.
All right. Well, you won. So you just pipe down. Excellent work. Yeah. Don't be a sore winner.
And Mark Ellis, can you join us next week at the Dynasty Typewriter? What time's the show, Doug?
what time's the show dog yeah like like all most of my live shows it's at 4 20 i i will be just getting back into town that morning and so yes i will be joining you oh that's awesome uh we got
david das malchen we got john gabrus and uh you know probably another surprise booking yet to come.
So get your tickets, everybody.
What would you like to plug today, Mark?
Same thing.
I mean, I've been telling you all this for, what, four shows now, is that I'll be in Las Vegas September 5th through the 11th
at Brad Garrett's Comedy Club.
And you can enjoy the final epic matches of the movie trivia Schmodown.
A new one drops every Friday.
So check out Friday Night Titans in the final season of the movie trivia Schmodown.
Right on.
I'll see you next Sunday on the Miracle Mile on Wilshire Boulevard.
Jeremiah Watkins, what would you like to promote, sir?
I will be in Dallas, Texas at hyenas, August 12th through 13th.
And then check out stand up on the spot at youtube.com slash Jeremiah
Watkins and my other podcast, Jeremiah wonders and scissor bros.
And I think this is a fun fact for your listeners.
Doug, you, you voice, you know, Bane and the, and the Lego movie, right?
Right.
I voice the Joker on Cartoon Network's DC Superhero Girls.
So we're a couple of DC Universe voices.
Oh, I love it.
They're on the same pod.
Nice.
I love it.
That's awesome.
And I'll see you at the Comedy Store on Tuesday night.
Yeah, looking forward to it, buddy.
Yeah, awesome.
And Andy Wood. Yeah. Looking forward to it, buddy. Yeah. Awesome. And Andy would.
Yes.
You can find my podcast,
probably science at probably science.com or wherever you find podcasts.
I do that with Matt Kirshen and Jesse case.
Follow me on Twitter at Andy T would and do a deep dive to go,
to go peep those young Harvey Keitel picks.
Well played, sir.
Go take a look at that.
And
like I said, Dynasty Typewriter
Sunday at 4.20.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
And
Douglovesmovies.com
is where you go for other deets and dates and stuff.
Thanks once again to all three of my guests, Mark Ellis, Jeremiah Watkins, and Andy Wood.
As always, keep going a little further, Owen.
Maybe somebody will harpoon you.
Keep going a little further, Owen.
Maybe somebody will harpoon you.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Cause Doug loves movies.