Doug Loves Movies - Reena Calm, David Gborie and Nathan Lund guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds
With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies
What'd I do with my notes?
I thought I put them in the bag.
There they are.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Coming to you once again from Comedy Works in downtown Denver!
It's Sunday, May 14th, 2023.
Happy Mother's Day!
Where are my mothers at?
Okay, we've got a solid seven or eight mothers in the house.
Everyone else is childless and barren.
And I appreciate that you have a place to go on this special day.
It's Sunday, May 14th.
I said that already.
Where are my mothers at? Said that too.
Alright, it's time for the part of the show
That is really just
It's loved by moms
And non-moms alike
It's Doug Plugs
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I'm doing stand up
This Tuesday night
Outside of Baltimore
In Timonium, Maryland At a club called Magoobies.
Magoobies Joke House, in case you were thinking it was a serious establishment.
They threw that in there.
Wednesday, May 17th.
That's this Wednesday.
Doug Lowe's movies returns to the improv in Washington, D.C.
And we will be back at Dynasty Typewriter
in Los Angeles on Saturday,
June 4th at 420.
For all my dates and deets
and links, go to DougLovesMovies.com
That's DougLovesMovies.com
Yeah!
For God!
You want it!
Shh!
Can I answer?
That was impressive.
Not a mistake.
No fuck-ups in this crowd.
And also, let's have a round of applause.
Our friend Rasta Jeff is in the audience over there.
applause our friend Rasta Jeff is in the audience over there.
I can always count on Rasta Jeff
to be here in case one
of my guests doesn't show up.
We have somebody that's ready
to take the stage. But Jeff,
I think we're in good shape today.
Would you like to
meet our guest today?
Right on. right on.
Please give that big D welcome to Rina Calm, David Borey, and Nathan Lund.
Such polite guests.
Nobody's even saying anything yet.
Hello.
Oh, that's okay.
I wasn't trying to encourage you to say something.
I was just impressed by the professionality. But let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically,
by first name.
Yeah.
That twist.
He's the voice of Comedy Central and co-host of all Fantasy Everything podcasts.
It's David Borey, everybody!
How's it going?
Just taking in that big D.
I know that isn't an official nickname for Denver,
but I thought it sounded fun.
No, it fits.
Fits just right.
Adequate D.
I'd say reliable D.
Reliable?
Trustworthy, not gonna fuck your best friend D.
Or mile high D.
Mile high D.
Yeah, that's what I like to call it.
Till we die D.
Yeah.
So David's mic seems a little on the extra hot side.
All of them do, actually. So just be aware of that. Maybe try to dial him down a little on the extra hot side so all of them do actually so just be
aware of that maybe try to dial
them down a little bit and I'll
introduce our next guest
sorry about
this alphabetical by first name thing
Rena oh I can handle it
yeah you've been through it before
you know what they say ladies last
I don't know who
they is, but
I'm not a fan.
He was here last
year on this show, on this very stage
this very day. I do not
remember if he won or lost. Let's ask him.
It's Nathan Lund, everybody.
How about
them nuggets, huh?
Alright, it's an avalanche crowd
Hi, I lost last year, Doug, thanks
Oh, okay
But I had fun
That's the important thing
Yeah, also I didn't have that much fun
But I had
No, I had a really good time
And Adam, Kateholland won
so, you know, fuck him
Yeah, I invited him today
but he's busy
just wearing his crown somewhere
just being proud
of his win a year ago
He's opening a Toyota dealership
with some hot stand-up
signing autographs.
He's a big deal.
I don't think I've had the pleasure of doing a stand-up show
at a car dealership yet, but...
Everybody's distracted.
Like, how many miles is this thing?
Well, thank you for being back here, Nathan,
and also joining us after a very long drive to be here today.
So I appreciate that.
It's a returning champ on the show.
It's Rena Calm, everybody.
Hi.
Settle down.
It's Rena Calm.
Stay calm.
Is what I like to say.
Yeah.
Take it easy. It's Rena Calm Calm. Stay calm. Is what I like to say. Yeah. Take it easy.
It's Rina Calm.
Very chill.
Hello.
Hi, Big D.
Are you ready for...
But Nuggets is...
To go back to something Nathan was saying,
Nuggets...
Nuggets is a reference to the gold rush and nuggets of gold, correct?
Not anymore.
But isn't that amazing that they were called the Nuggets before shit went legal?
Yeah.
And now it's got double meaning.
It's so fun.
All right, back to you, Rena.
Where did you drive here from today?
I slept in Wyoming last night, but I drove in from Boise.
I don't know why you're bragging like that.
Yeah, I know.
All of us slept here in Colorado.
We can't be fancy.
So you slept in Wyoming and then just drove all day?
Well, I drove from Boise on Friday night.
So I slept in Idaho, too. Oh, I see. Noise on Friday night. So I slept in Idaho too.
Oh, I see.
No, Oregon.
Oregon, yeah.
I don't know.
I slept at a Bible-themed
truck stop.
Do you know where Boise is?
Does it matter where?
I'm here.
I'm here.
You're driving around
this country so much.
You can hit it.
You can hit it.
You don't even know
where you are anymore.
I live in the moment.
Where places are normally.
Yeah.
I don't really know what's going on half the time. I like to walk around Walmart and not know exactly what state I live in the moment. Yeah. I don't really know what's going on
half the time. I like to walk around Walmart
and not know exactly what state I'm in
and that kind of centers me.
You can usually tell by the
truck nuts.
The truck nuts?
What? The truck nuts. Different states
have different truck nuts they like better.
That's the thing.
At Walmart they sell truck nuts?
They don't sell them there,
but that's where you go with your truck nuts.
Do they call them...
It's one of the top places.
Are they called truck nuggets here?
Walmart Big O Tires.
Sonic.
I don't have any truck nuts.
And if I see somebody's truck nuts,
I don't look.
We live different lives.
I go to Walmart parking lots and sell truck dicks.
I want a big...
I don't want to see nuts with no penis, you know?
So I like...
Oh, it's an attachment to the truck nut.
Yeah, you put a dick next to the truck nuts.
I would put one on the front.
Get one on the front, and that way you know if you're just a little too close.
You know?
Hood ornament.
Bumper.
That's the first.
That's the pre-bumper.
Hey, stop.
Sometimes it shoots a little pre-bump, and then...
It gets hard if you touch it.
Yeah.
You've got Gotta be careful.
Everyone's gonna be safe
with these truck dicks.
But yeah, I gotta drive everywhere
because I'm like a circus hobo
and that includes today.
I brought my book of puns if anybody wants one after the show.
Boop.
Once upon a time.
There's some dick stuff in here.
No nuts.
You'll be hanging out somewhere as they leave tonight.
Yeah, you'll see.
They can purchase those.
Plugging.
Yeah.
We'll see if Reena gets in any good puns during the show today.
No pressure.
And that'll inspire people to buy the book full of puns.
Okay.
I think you'll get one in at some point. It's a disease. It's going to happen. No pressure. And then that'll inspire people to buy the book full of puns. Okay. Yeah.
I think you'll get one in at some point.
It's a disease.
Like, it's going to happen.
You have a problem.
Yeah.
You got a pun problem.
All right.
So before we play our games today, every episode of the show lately, I've been asking my guests to recommend a movie just to put some ideas out there for things that people should see.
And I always give it a specific theme of late.
And so since today's Mother's Day, everyone's going to be listening to this the day after Mother's Day, so I hope you're not too hungover.
But I hope you're feeling okay today after that Mother's Day, so I hope you're not too hungover. But I hope you're feeling okay today
after that Mother's Day blowout.
So much breast milk.
So many breast milk white Russians.
Do some breast stands, you know?
Okay.
Oh, that was a tasty beverage.
No.
So they'll be listening to this tomorrow,
but nonetheless, year-round we like to watch movies.
Families like to watch movies together.
You like to watch movies with your mom.
So what I'd like each of you to recommend,
for whatever your own personal reasons,
a movie that's good to watch with mom.
A good mother movie.
For whatever your twisted reason might be.
Let's start with David.
You got an example of a movie people can watch with their mom?
My mom really likes Coming to America.
That's a weird pause after the first word.
It's her day.
Like the flag or the idea of freedom or what?
I think she just thinks Eddie Murphy is hilarious.
Oh, that.
Yeah, the movie.
Either that or just the
round table scene from the Nutty Professor.
She doesn't care for the rest of it.
Just the Hercules scene? Just the fart stuff.
Yeah.
What do you mean by Nutty
Professor?
No, this isn't a coming figure anymore.
Alright, just...
Alright, so the original Coming to America,
because there is Coming to America.
Does she like that one?
I don't think she...
I'm not sure if she has Prime.
Yeah, I think that's what it was on.
I think it was straight to Prime.
It might still be.
They paid a lot of money for it.
I liked it.
I like Coming to America.
Leslie Jones is very funny in for it. I liked it. I liked Coming to America. Leslie Jones is very funny in it.
And I liked it.
So maybe hook your mom up with some crime.
Get her the 30-day free trial.
But Coming to America, that's also funny that, like,
I think we all think of it as something you can watch with mom.
But it has got a shit ton of fuck bombs.
Oh, yeah.
It's R-rated dialogue.
It's a hard-on.
It's basically a movie that if they took out that dialogue,
it would be a pretty, like you say, a family movie.
Well, there's breasts.
Right.
I mean, I count on that when there's women in the movie.
Like open nipple.
I count on that when there's women in the movie.
Like open nipple.
Okay, so that's a good one, though.
I like Coming to America.
Nathan, what would you think is good to watch with mom?
I don't talk to my mom, so we don't watch shit.
Oh, so maybe you could recommend something your mom would hate.
Yeah.
You know, I just watched Valley Girl for the first time in a long time.
That's pretty good.
And the mom is fine.
She's in it for a couple scenes.
Oh, the original with Nick Cage?
Yeah, Valley Girl. Yeah. There's a mom in there,
so moms could be like, hey, it's like me,
but in the movie.
Living in a house, you know, doing some laundry, wondering where the hell is my Valley Girl kid, you know?
But no, it was fun.
It was a good movie.
I think moms, dads, people who have lost a kid to addiction could enjoy Valley Girl.
It's fun. It was a good to addiction could enjoy Valley Girl. It's fun.
It was a good time.
The soundtrack's great.
Only slightly problematic, you know.
By 80s movie standards, it's pretty good.
No one ODs in that movie, though, right?
Nobody ODs.
Okay, so that's what you're saying,
is that it won't be triggering to watch it.
Yeah, you could be a mom or a dad.
Currently, you could be a former mom or dad,
and you could still have a good time.
What a strange recurring theme.
I'm just saying, a lot of people die,
and they have moms and dads,
and those parents deserve to have a nice night
watching a movie.
Yeah.
So Valley Girl is pretty good, pretty safe.
I don't know.
I was going to say Valley Girl, and then you were like,
a movie you'd watch with your mom.
And I just went with Valley Girl anyway.
Oh, that was just going to be your recommendation in general.
Yeah, before the theme.
And then the theme came in.
You could watch Valley Girl with your mom.
I stayed the course.
I haven't seen it in a while.
There's not like some dirtier scenes in it?
There's four boobs, I think.
Oh, okay.
Four bare breasts.
On how many women?
Two.
Two women, four breasts.
Classic.
Not a Total Recall situation.
This isn't Total Recall, yeah.
No, it's not.
Yeah, no.
There's no funny math.
It's straight ahead.
Two and two. I wanted it to be four, yeah. Yeah, no. There's no funny math. It's straight ahead. Two and two.
I wanted it to be four one boobs.
Yeah, yeah.
Spice it up, you know?
Switch sides.
I appreciate your vulnerability.
A lot of people have complicated relationships with their family.
But I feel like you could have also just said it without saying it
and been like, eight mile.
Big D.
Another Big D.
Yeah.
He has a spaghetti restaurant, M&M,
and I went there in Detroit
because I'm like, I want to try Mom's spaghetti.
That's the guy I would traditionally
want to buy spaghetti from.
Yeah, don't. It's really bad.
I'm eating it. It was so bad. And it thud. It's really bad. I'm like eating it.
It was so bad
and it like thudded on the table
and I was like,
oh, of course it's bad.
He hates his mom.
It really is just his mom's spaghetti.
Any idiot that orders it,
they call up his mom.
You got to make some spaghetti.
People are into it
because it's in the lyrics.
You're like, oh, I hate her too.
This sucks.
Alright,
Raina, a lot of pressure after coming to
America and Valley Girl.
Classic
movies to watch with mom.
Yeah.
What do you think? Well, I just watched
The Mother on the way down.
I would listen to it
uh as I was driving the mother the new J-Lo thing yes it was like number one and I'm like it seems
like a good thing to do before this but I wouldn't watch that with my mom I feel like she would be
like oh well I really let myself go uh because it's still J-Lo and she's still looks anyway uh
it's like an intense action movie.
It was good.
If the question is to watch with my mom,
I've recommended this movie before,
but in this context, I would say, again,
Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.
Yeah.
Because I also have a complicated relationship with my mom,
and I want to be like, but look, see?
We eat a lot of bagels around here, and...
We have hot dog
yeah just come on yeah watch it
I love that
I want to see how long you can keep that going
like if every time you're on the show
you can make everything everywhere all at once
fit into whatever
theme I'm asking about
challenge accepted
it feels like it would fit into most
that movie does have everything.
All at once. Everywhere.
Yeah.
It really
does. Alright, well, congratulations.
You all named a motion picture.
This wasn't
a competition though, at least not this part
of it. So we'll be
back in a moment with some games. We'll be
right back.
We're back!
We did some name tag
selection during the break and
David's going to be playing for
Bailey who
changed the poster for the motion
picture belly into Bailey
very clever
these next two not so much
the
oh Daniel where
art thou is who Nathan is
playing for and R Nathan is playing for.
And Rina is playing for Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric,
Eric, Eric once.
He replaced every word in everywhere,
everything everywhere all at once with Eric.
Really trips off the tongue.
I'm excited to be a part of it.
And now I like to show off what's in the prize bag
after the name tags have been selected
so everyone who's disappointed their name tag didn't get selected
can just see what a bag of crap this is
and not be disappointed.
Actually, I kind of like some of this stuff in here.
This is, I'm starting off with probably the best item in here.
It's a lunchbox that was sent to me by a motion picture
called Smoking Causes Coughing.
Woo!
Wow.
So he's very excited for that over there.
And it was a movie that,
hashtag Smoking Causes Coughing, He's very excited for that over there. And it was a movie that, hashtag smoking causes coughing,
that was put out by Magnet Releasing.
And so they sent out this fun lunchbox
full of kids things kids would enjoy.
Like here's that stuff,
you stick your fingers in it
and it makes a fart noise.
Yeah, if you know a child that doesn't have a mouth.
It looks really liquidy.
If you know anybody that can't go...
then that thing's pretty good.
Some lipless freak.
Yeah.
We got some Lucky Lights candy cigarettes in here.
I miss those.
I used to love a good candy cigarette.
We'd light it on fire for laughs, you know.
And then this weird fish
that like
you know, if you turn it on
if you
yeah, if you turn on the on-off switch
anytime you touch it or something
brushes up against it, it starts flapping around.
So that was fun to have
like at home for a while.
I enjoyed it for a little bit
so they sent me all that stuff
in one box
but there's more
I was recently at Comedy Connection in Rhode Island
a wonderful club
and they gave me a wonderful
carry around your own water bottle
but I'm not a
carry around my own water bottle. But I'm not a carry around my own water bottle type.
So I'm paying it forward.
Oh, I got a fortune cookie at lunch,
so I put that in there.
And then I don't know where I got this,
but it's two doses of milk thistle turmeric vitamin B.
Yeah, I don't know what that does.
Oh, I guess it's good for your liver.
So whoever wins this,
I hope you have a fucked up liver.
Not for long.
And you can set it straight with
two doses of turmeric.
All that's going home with somebody,
whether they want it or not.
We will force the winner to take all of this stuff.
You ready to play some games?
All right, this first game is a little something that I call...
Actually, somebody suggested it on On the Douglas movies twitter account.
The cast.
And the furious.
The tenth.
Fast and furious movie.
Is coming out any day now.
I'll name it.
Actor or actress.
And then you have to tell me.
Which fast and furious movie. Their character was introduced in. Actor or actress? And then you have to tell me which Fast and Furious movie
their character was introduced in.
Oh, fuck.
Let me recap what titles you'll be dealing with.
The Fast and the Furious,
Too Fast, Too Furious,
Fast and Furious, Tokyo Drift,
Fast and Furious, Tokyo Drift, Fast and Furious with no thus.
That's what they did for part four.
I don't know why they didn't hire Eric to make their, you know what I mean?
It could have been Fast and Furious, Eric, Eric and Furious.
Eric.
Eric and Furious.
Then my favorite in the series,
Fast Five,
was followed by Fast and Furious 6, then Furious 7,
then 8 of the Furious,
and then F9, the Fast Saga,
and then finally now,
this one that's coming out soon,
Fast X.
If you forget the specific names, that's okay.
You just have to know numerically where they fell.
All right, so we'll start with David, and then we'll go to Nathan, and then we'll go to Nathan and then we'll go to Rina. And when if all three of them miss
it goes back
to David until somebody
gets the correct answer.
So this isn't going to be fast or furious.
Oh it will be
it will probably be furious.
Yeah this is more like the quick and the curious.
Do you know these films well, any of you?
Ish?
No.
Yeah, right?
That's what I was counting on.
Real life cars.
Yeah.
Cars.
Well, not the Transformers.
All right, David gets to go first.
Please, no help from the audience
but you know that
You already know that
David
When did Ludacris
When did he
When did Chris Bridges
When did he join the franchise
Too Fast, Too Furious
The second one?
That early on you think you joined the franchise?
Is that your final answer?
That's my final answer.
That is correct!
That is correct!
All right, Nathan's first on this next one.
Tyrese Gibson.
Shit.
The fourth one.
You think Tyrese Gibson came into the series
in the fourth film?
Yep.
Final answer?
Yep.
Incorrect.
Fuck.
See, I knew you'd be mad.
He's furious
I'm not furious yet
Back to Rena
I'm gonna try six
Over to Rena
Nice try
David
Also too fast, too furious
That is correct
No
What the hell
My favorite thing about What the hell?
My favorite thing about Tyrese Gibson in the Fast and Furious
movies is that
they're continually explaining
that his role on the team, because he's not
a great driver and he's not a mechanic.
His role on the team is what a fast talker
he is, how smooth he is.
And every movie he's constantly getting
turned down by women.
Everything he suggests to anybody is met
with absolute resistance.
I do not know why he's on the team, but
always happy to have him there.
Ever since the
second movie, Too Fast, Too Furious.
Alright, David's running
away with this one, but as we all know,
the first couple of games don't really matter.
Thank God. Huge confidence
boost.
Alright, Nathan. Let's see
if you can get this one. When did Gal
Gadot...
Some call her Godot.
I call her Gadot.
Uh...
I will say
the eighth one.
The one?
Okay.
I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.
That is incorrect.
All right.
Rita?
I'm going to say the ninth one.
Did my reaction to Nathan's answer...
Did that give you the indication to go even higher?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Incorrect.
David?
I think it's past five.
You do?
I do. That's an interesting
guess by an interesting guesser.
But not correct. Damn.
Back to you, Nathan. What did I say
the first time? To the back.
The eighth one?
Last time I said eight. We got
eight, nine, five.
Five. I'm gonna
go... six.
No.
What the hell?
Who said yes?
Everybody in the audience is very confident in your answer,
but no, that's not right either.
Rita?
Seven?
No.
David? Four? Seven? No. David?
Four?
Four is correct.
I was going to say that.
Shit.
He doesn't even have a car and he's getting all of these?
No, I haven't driven in like 20 years.
He doesn't even know where you sit in when you want to drive.
It's a coin flip.
Yeah, I call it the fast scooter.
This is crazy.
That's why his truck nuts are so awkward
You know what I mean
Well they're next to my nut nuts
Alright here we go
Let's try to catch up Nathan
Okay
You can do this
When did the Rock show up?
Dwayne Johnson.
Fuck.
Rasta Jeff's out there.
I know.
He knows it.
I'm pissing off Rasta Jeff.
I'm sorry.
I'll say
seven.
No. Rina
I want to say this the third one
no Tokyo Drift come on
what's wrong with you
I think it was also the fourth one
incorrect
yeah I really had to look.
You said it with such confidence.
Nathan?
The fifth one?
Yes.
Yay!
All right.
Good old fast five.
All right.
The good one.
It's my favorite.
It's my favorite in the series.
But Rena gets to go first on this next one.
I've never been more ready.
I mean, you know, there's nine guesses.
You know, if you choose between nine titles, you might get it right.
Jason Statham.
Which film debuted his character Hobbs or Shaw?
The Fate one, 8.
No.
Nathan?
It's me?
Oh, sorry, David.
Is it Fast Five?
Is it?
No.
Nathan.
The fourth one.
No.
Rina.
The ninth one.
No.
David.
Seven?
No. You gotta nail this. No. David. Seven? No.
You gotta nail this.
Make the...
The third one.
I knew it.
Damn it.
No!
Rita.
Which ones didn't we guess yet?
I don't know.
Someone might have even said the right one at this point.
That's how confused I am.
Maybe it's the tenth one.
Did anybody say six?
I thought I said six.
Did you?
I don't think you did.
The lady in the audience says six.
I hope she doesn't have anything else she wants to yell out at all during the show.
Because I really don't like that.
Yeah, it was Fast and Furious 6.
He was in the end title scene.
Introduced his character.
So it was, seven was like his first.
Seven was when he showed up again after appearing at the end of part six.
You had to get fucking.
Seven's still not the one I guess.
You had to get cute with this one.
I had to get cute in case any of you
actually knew the Fast and Furious movies.
Turns out I didn't have to be cute at all.
I could just say name a Fast and Furious movie
and watch you struggle.
Struggle, struggle.
Alright, this is the last one, I promise.
Whose turn was it?
Rina got that point by default.
David.
David
Charlize Theron.
It's like the most recent one, right?
Or the one before?
Nine?
Eight.
F9?
F9.
Or F8?
I think it's Fate of the Furious.
Fate of the Furious is your answer?
Yeah.
You did it again.
That is correct.
Hey, thank God.
Thank God.
Get us out of here.
I'm going to get a car.
You're a car guy now.
Yeah, I'm a car guy.
They just keep adding people to these movies.
Like Jason Momoa is in this one that's about to come out.
Really?
In addition to a lot of those other people.
Which one was Philip Seymour Hoffman in?
He was in...
That was Tokyo Drift.
It was him and Bow Wow.
I was hoping for...
Chingy was in Tokyo Drift, right?
I was hoping you would say...
Is he in it?
No, I don't think so.
All right.
I thought Chingy was in one.
They're good news, everybody.
After Fast 10 coming out this summer,
they are going to move forward with the 11th part in the series.
All chingy.
We'll be there.
There's still so much story to tell.
So much more family.
Yeah.
But I just assumed in the 10th one that that would be the way they'd end it,
is just killing off Vin Diesel's character, Dominic Toretto.
But I can't say one way or the other whether that happens,
but the fact that Vin Diesel announced
that they're making an 11th one,
I don't feel like he'd bring it up if he was uninvolved.
I feel like if they've got so much story,
they should start it as a weekly series,
like a TV show called This Is Fury Us.
Yeah!
Yeah!
All right.
All of them are in that.
Yeah, that's also where things are headed,
is actual movie becoming a streaming series. All of them are in that. Yeah, that's also where things are headed,
is actual movie becoming a streaming series,
because the whole cast is back from that.
Remember that movie, The Full Monty?
Yeah.
There's now a TV series from the same creators and the same cast,
but it's a weekly series about what those guys are up to now.
They just keep whipping out those Ds.
Yeah.
Just keep spinning around.
Weren't they already kind of too old
for that?
It was niche for sure.
Yeah.
It was interesting.
It's probably going to be more about their struggles
working class.
Period piece obviously.
They don't jump forward
to now.
Oh, it's not current day?
When did that movie come out?
The first one was current day in the 90s.
They can't really say,
and this is two weeks later.
I want to see those guys post-COVID.
Yeah, it's like now.
One of them's super racist.
It's just awkward.
They're just stripping in their truthers,
like anti-vaxxers.
One of them's in a militia.
I stripped both through the pandemic.
Because they were British.
Yeah.
That's right.
Just hang in there, Nathan.
You're doing great.
That's my favorite.
When one team's got zero points and they're going to commercial and family feud,
Steve is always like,
both teams are playing great.
No, they're not, Steve.
One team sucks.
Okay, so you get to go first, David,
in our next game,
and we'll switch the order around.
So it'll go David, then Reena, then Nathan,
and it's a little game that I call ABCD's Nuts!
I don't know if any of you have ever played this before,
but it's a spelling game in which I give you a letter.
Well, you don't have to spell anything.
You just have to know what, you know, first letter of things.
Because I'll give you a letter, starting with David,
and you name any movie that begins with that letter.
And if you succeed at that, which is shocking.
Sometimes people aren't good at that even.
If you succeed at naming a movie that begins with that letter,
you're still in the game.
But if you match the movie that I wrote down
ahead of time, then
you automatically win the whole thing.
It's hard to match, but
you can do it if you catch on
to what the theme is
as we play.
Is the theme
Fast and the Furious?
Yeah, yeah.
I knew I peaked early.
It's just like fucking high school.
This game is both easier and harder than it sounds.
No, I think it sounds harder.
At the same time.
And since I'm going to Washington, D.C. on Wednesday,
I thought today we'd spell Washington.
So you'll get the letter W, David.
Then Rina will be the letter A.
Then et cetera through the word Washington.
And there will be a theme, but David's going first.
So no idea what the theme is at this point.
You'll just have to name any movie that begins with the letter W.
Water World.
Yeah.
You said it like you were scared
that you were wrong
like well Doug I'm pretty sure
this begins with a W
I'm gonna throw it out there
and see what happens
Waterworld
but yes Waterworld indeed does start with a W
and I find it to be not only an underrated movie,
but the Waterworld show at Universal Studios in Florida
is one of the best stunt shows out there.
Four or five people agree with me.
Yeah.
Most people here haven't been to
the stunt show Universal. They just stick
with the stunt show at Elitch Gardens.
Nerds.
I love a local
reference.
There's a full moon in here
I love funnel cake
so for the letter W
I wrote down the classic motion picture
what about Bob
oh yes
yes
alright so we go to Rena your letter's A I'm gonna go with all we go to Rina.
Your letter's A.
I'm going to go with All Dogs Go to Heaven.
Oh, that's a great one.
That reminds me, I forgot to say,
I came up with the perfect title for the next,
the 11th Fast and Furious movie.
Furious 11,
All Doms Go to Heaven.
I thought it was going to be something dark
because it's about a dog gets hit by one of the cars
and it goes...
It's just called All Dogs Go to Heaven.
Just like numbers-wise,
they had to kill a dog by now, right?
Somebody ran over John Wick's new dog.
It's like a This is Spinal Tap mashup.
Sets off the whole universe.
It's like All Dogs Go to Eleven.
The movie that I wrote down for the letter A is a motion picture called...
I had to look at it again.
Anton Fisher.
Or Antoine Fisher.
Depending on how fancy you get with that.
I'm not seeing a through line.
Yeah, what about Bob and Antoine Fisher have in common?
All right, so the next letter is S over to Nathan.
I'm going to say...
Well, I'm trying to think of one for the theme.
Right, yeah.
The theme makes it harder in a way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
The theme makes it harder in a way.
Yeah.
Uh...
I'll just say...
Showgirls.
Whoa!
He scared me. That almost didn't sound like an S.
I was like, what?
C-H? What?
Sh-girls.
I... I picked a motion picture called Stranger Than Fiction.
All right, back to David for the letter H.
No, I don H. How high?
You keep getting double points like we're playing
Scattergories.
I didn't say ask yourself
a question.
How high?
As high as you want, buddy.
That is a good answer.
I went with a motion picture called Health.
Health.
Yeah.
H. Yeah.
What?
Next letter's I, Reena.
I'm going gonna do idiocracy
you can't lose saying idiocracy right in any setting right except for right here
in this moment that's not what I wrote down I wrote down a movie called it's Kind of a Funny Story. Hmm.
N is the next letter for Nathan.
I do not know the theme at all, just like last year.
We played this last year?
Yes, and I was lost the whole time.
And I'll say
Notting Hill.
Oh, okay.
The reaction,
hmm, interesting choice.
Yeah.
Literally hundreds of movies.
They went with Notting Hill.
They had to make a noise
because we can't see them nodding.
And it's funny, the one that I wrote down is just around the corner from Nodding Hill.
Because I wrote down Nightmare Alley.
Damn.
Damn.
Yeah.
G is the next letter.
Gattaca?
Nice.
I love how defeated you sound
when you're accomplishing what you need to.
Inside, I'm panicking.
Gattaca does begin with a G.
Yeah.
You like that movie?
Yeah, I liked it.
Okay, we watched it in science class.
What?
Right after Back to the Future?
Yeah.
It was a big week for public school.
What's the premise of Gattaca?
Like, it's the future and you only have so much time or something?
It's like gene coding, like guanine, adenine,
thionine, cytosine.
Oh. Yeah, dude.
So it worked somewhat.
Yeah, you did learn. Yeah.
That teacher was getting divorced, right? Like why?
Fuck it, we're watching
Gattaca. Shut up.
Everybody shut up.
We're watching Jurassic Park and Gattaca for the up. Everybody shut up. We're watching
Jurassic Park and Gattaca
for the rest of the month.
You just take what you need out of that.
Yeah, there's that
important science lesson in Jurassic
Park that
dinosaurs are birds.
You sit through that whole
goddamn movie and then at the end there's a shot of some birds
flying along and you go, oh, right.
They were here the whole time.
For G, instead of Gattaca,
I chose Gross Point Blank.
A movie that gets people that have seen it
very excited when it comes up.
It's really good.
I like that movie a lot.
Alright, T is the next letter.
I still have no idea what the theme is.
Either I thought I knew
and nope, I know less.
I'm going to say Things to Do in Denver
When You're Dead.
That's a terrific answer.
I even
used the hashtag promoting the show.
I hashtagged a tweet with things to do in Denver when you're Doug.
I honestly wanted to say that, but I didn't want to lose points
if you thought I really thought that it was called that.
Incorrect answer. You have to say the specific.
I took advantage of the T in this particular situation
and went with a movie that begins with the,
and it's called The Matrix Resurrections.
Oh.
Oh.
I guess I'll go with Daniel and say
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
That's a tremendous coincidence
It would be amazing if that's what I had written down
But I went with a movie called Ordinary People
Whose turn is it?
Reena, is it your turn?
It's me.
Oh, it's back to David.
Okay.
So, David, whether you like it or not, you get the last guess.
And, you know, there's no losers here.
It's no big deal if you don't match.
But let me just recap all the titles so far to give you another chance to think about the theme
what about Bob, Anton Fisher
Stranger Than Fiction, Health
It's Kind of a Funny Story
Nightmare Alley, Gross Point Blank
The Matrix Resurrections
and Ordinary People
Nebraska that is a movie Nebraska.
That is a movie.
You know, a lot of states don't get to be a movie.
That's what I'm saying.
Right? There's Australia.
I could think of another N movie.
I couldn't think of another N title that fit the theme,
so I just wrote Nightmare Alley again.
So if you'd have just shrugged and said Nightmare Alley,
you would have won the whole game.
And the theme,
all of those movies feature therapy or therapists? I was going to guess
mentor.
You do? Yeah.
Mental, yeah.
All these movies are mental.
For sure.
So, since nobody won that
one, we just roll over from the last
game and David will
get to go first in
our final and deciding game today which we will play after these messages we'll
be right back
Oh, such an exciting time.
David won that last game,
so he gets to start us off on this next game,
another one that I'm sure he's going to make faces while I describe it, like, what the shit is this?
And it's something that I call
Super Last Person Standing!
This game is really...
Oh, look at that.
Nice beverage we just got.
Thank you, Comedy Works.
That is a nice pint size,
and you got a table right behind you there
if you need it.
Yeah, there you go.
All right, so David's gonna get drunk
for this one. Pound it!
Stay out of this. Pound it!
Just put that straw
in. Chug, chug, chug.
Alright, so
the way this game works is
normally
I would name an actor or actress
and then everybody on stage including myself
would take turns naming movies that that
person was in and when you can't think
of one you're out
and you can go to your lifeline
the person whose name tag you chose
Daniel
or Bailey or
Eric times three
Eric Eric Eric
everything Eric bagel,
then you can go to that person one time for an assist,
and hopefully they'll have a good answer for you ready to go.
But here's the latest twist on this game,
is that the three people whose name tags you chose are also going to decide
which actors we use today so i'd like to give them a second to think of an actor or actress
you want to help the person that's playing on your behalf and you want to hurt the other players
so i don't know.
I can't tell you what other kind of strategy to put into it.
But let's start with David's.
Bailey, who would you like us to include in the game today?
Joe Pesci.
Joe fucking Pesci.
Thank you.
Who I just saw, he's in that new show,
Bub Kiss with Pete Davidson.
And I'm so glad he's acting again
because he's a goddamn delight.
And he was semi-retired except for The Irishman
where they did that weird...
put that weird baby face on him.
Hope that never happens again.
I mean, the de-aging thing, I never...
There's occasional ones where I go,
okay, I was fine for, like, one scene.
Right.
But when they try to have, like,
whole long sections of a movie
where somebody that you know is 70
is playing a 30-year year old. That old guy
violence is bad. Oh
so bad.
Okay so we got
Pesci. That's a nice start.
But we need more.
Let's go to Nathan's
name tag.
Daniel. What do you think
Daniel?
Steve Martin. Steve Martin.
Well, that's just a softball to everybody.
He's a real good one.
He's got a lot of credits.
And also, be sure not to start saying titles of movies these people ran out loud,
because we don't want to keep it fair.
Rena, who's your guy again?
Eric, Eric, Eric. Eric, Eric, Eric.
Eric, Eric, Eric.
I can't believe I forgot.
I can't believe I forgot about Eric.
What do you got, Eric?
Seth Rogen.
Seth Rogen.
Very interesting.
All right, so we got three dudes.
Three Oscar winners.
Who are all...
who are all...
Yeah, we got one Oscar winner who...
I'm pretty sure Joe Pesci's acceptance speech was,
thanks.
My man.
Either that or thank you.
He might have said two whole words.
But he just said that and walked off.
And that was the most amazing acceptance speech of all time.
All right, so Joe Pesci, Steve Martin, Seth Rogen.
Like I said earlier, I'm going to play along.
We'll start again with David because you won that first game, and then we'll go to Rina, then me, then Nathan, and good luck to everybody.
There's a lot of movies to
choose from
what do you got David where do you want to start
we have a weapon too
who's in that Joe Pesci
Rina so I'm doing
any of them oh okay yeah you can
that's the thing is you can any of the three
actors any you name any
Pesci any any Steve Martin,
or any Seth Rogen,
and you remain in the game.
Okay, well, my cousin Vinny is...
What about him?
Sounds like a cool guy. My kind of guy.
Alright, well, so I like
to be a bit of a spoiler and
make it harder, so
I'll go ahead and take Lethal Weapon 3.
I'll go with
Superbad.
Nice.
No.
No, no.
Joe Pesci as McLovin.
Joe Pesci as
the 18-year-old.
That's what Scorsese should do, is remake Superbad.
And you know...
De Niro and Pesci?
De Niro and Pesci and
Jonah Hill could just keep his part.
Because he's been in a Scorsese movie, so they like
working together.
Alright, Superbad. All right, super bad.
That was a good one.
David?
Casino.
Okay.
That was a good one.
The Jerk.
The Jerk.
Going back to the early days of Steve Martin.
Wild and crazy guy.
All right, I'm just going to go ahead and say it
since no one else did.
Lethal Weapon 4.
Get him out of there.
Yeah.
I'll say...
Pineapple Express.
Nice.
There's a weed store in L.A. now
called Pineapple Express.
And I was like,
did you have to, like, buy the rights to this name?
And they were like, what?
I'm like, yeah, movie studios are cool.
They probably won't have a problem with it.
But it's still there.
It's been there for a minute, so I guess it's fine.
David?
The Lonely Guy.
Okay.
I'm going to say Goodfellas, because look at this.
Here are some Goodfellas up here.
You're surrounded by a bunch of so-so fellas.
Wow, none of you said something that I can just jump in with the sequel to,
so I'll go with Joe Pesci, Danny Glover, classic, Gun Fishing.
Damn it.
I was holding on.
That was in my back pocket.
That was in the back pocket?
I saw that in the theater.
I will say Roxanne.
Very good.
Father of the Bride.
Now we're talking.
I'm going to give you something to guess about.
I'm going to say Home Alone 2, Lost in New York.
Oh.
That's an interesting approach.
Go right to the
sequel like that.
Yeah.
What did David say though?
Father of the Bride? Yeah, that's what I want. Father of the sequel like that. But what did David say, though? Father of the Bride?
Yeah, yeah, that's what I want.
Father of the Bride 2.
Lost in New York.
Part 2.
I'll say...
Parenthood.
Nice.
Home Alone.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know why that was still there, Nathan.
Who cares?
Knocked up.
Yes.
Yes.
Zach and Mary make a porno.
Shit.
We haven't said the jerk, right?
No, we did.
We did.
Rena said that one. We went early. Fine. Early. All right, first round, Jerk, right? No, we did. We did. Rina said that one.
We went early.
Fine.
Early.
All right.
First round, all fantasy, everything?
Who cares?
I'll say a different movie then.
Oh, shit.
What's the one?
My Blue Heaven.
Yes.
Ever heard of it?
This is the end.
Not quite, but that's it.
That is the correct answer.
Bowfinger.
Yeah.
That's a good one right Whenever I see somebody running across a freeway
I think of that movie
Alright so I gotta clean up this mess
here that you all started
and say Father of the Bride part 3
I will say and say Father of the Bride Part 3.
I will say... Wait, is it my turn?
Yes.
I'll say The Interview.
Oh, yes.
The Dilemma.
Who is in that?
Seth Rogen.
What does he play?
He's like a writer, like a cool guy writer.
Yeah?
Charlize Theron's like a...
Oh, yeah, no, that's a different movie.
You said The Dilemma.
Oh, that's with Kevin James and what's his name?
Yeah.
Hence my confusion.
Yeah, Vince Vaughn.
Vince Vaughn is in that.
Oh, Longshot.
You meant Longshot, yeah.
Yeah, Vince Vaughn.
Vince Vaughn is in that.
Oh, Longshot.
You meant Longshot, yeah. Yeah.
That's the thing about this game.
If you say a movie that's absolutely, completely wrong,
I'll probably ask you what's up with that,
and then you have a chance to figure out what went wrong.
Reena?
Like, was...
Don't form it as a question.
Just be positive.
Or, you know, go ahead and use your lifeline.
Oh, wow.
It's never too early to use a lifeline.
Right, right.
Gives you ideas, you know.
Man.
Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric.
Eric.
She's calling on you, man.
Help.
We got that already.
We already said Roxanne.
And also, isn't Eric over there?
No.
He's there?
Okay.
Daniel's there.
There's like some other guys
who's yelling shit out.
Eric is everywhere.
It's true.
Eric all at once.
All right, Eric,
you got to help out Rena
with one we haven't said before.
Little Shop of Horrors.
Oh, that's a good one.
I wish I thought of that.
Yeah, that's a real good one.
I was thinking of when David said The Dilemma.
That reminded me of the movie The Man with Two Brains.
All right.
Nathan? Nathan yeah
I have gone fishing
cause I can't
Daniel
Daniel what do you got
oh shit
he's going to Daniel
an American Pickle
that's a movie
yeah
you've heard of that
yeah I've watched it
yeah
American Pickle is is a Seth Rogen movie
with time travel in it,
so I can't believe you didn't see it in school.
But that one was on Apple TV.
It was straight to streamers.
But yeah, it's a Seth Rogen movie.
Are you the one that said Seth Rogen?
No, you said Steve Martin.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But also, just the way that he said,
An American Pickle.
I've never heard such a silly title
said in such a serious way.
An American Pickle.
What do you want to watch tonight, honey?
An American Pickle.
I heard it's fun.
But yeah, he goes back in time
and invents the pickle or something.
Great.
Thanks, Daniel.
Can't wait to watch it.
They've made ten of them.
Ten, yeah.
Yeah, the most recent one's called American History X.
American Pickle X.
It's David's turn.
40-year-old virgin.
Mm-hmm.
Shit.
Yeah.
Reena?
Okay, I know they switched up the kid.
Was Joe Pesci in Home Alone 3?
Wait a second.
Don't ask them that.
That's my answer.
That's not your answer. You gotta do better.
Home Alone 3 wasn't even Macaulay Culkin with some other kid.
Right, I know they switched up the kid.
They probably got
new wet bandits and also
thought of a better name than wet bandits.
Right?
Doesn't it sound like they're just jerking off on things?
For sure.
Didn't they also try sticky bandits?
Yeah.
I think they argue about what their name should be in their banter.
Daniel Stern and Pesci.
Yeah.
I ran out of lifelines.
Is this the end of the road for Rena?
I mean, something has to be. I've been driving a lot today.
I can relate.
Yeah.
It's exhausting.
So that's your final?
Think about Steve Martin for a second.
I've been, yeah.
He's been in a lot of movies.
Somebody's trying to yell one out at you
shut up also thanks
but shut up but thank you
I think
yeah but like what they
said I didn't even I think
they said planes yeah
trains and automobiles
yay
back to just being mad They said planes. Yeah. Trains and automobiles. Yay!
Back to just being mad.
I didn't want to take it either.
I thought about just... It'd be funny if that lady thought
that he was in planes that animated
that movie that was like Cars,
but it had Dane Cook was the main plane.
He was the top... Flight 93? main plane. He was the
top plane.
Was that planes?
Why did Dane Cook
do that movie?
It's like, say no, you're from Boston.
That's fucked up.
It's my turn, right?
Plane Cook.
Hurry, put that in Rina's book
I don't sell it to minors
What title did you say with heaven in it?
My Blue Heaven
My Blue Heaven, because Steve Martin's also in
I'm going to say Pennies from Heaven
Your turn, Nathan.
Shit.
Now, listen up, Rina,
to what, you know,
maybe one of these
will have a sequel.
They attitude everything
these days.
I might be fucked.
Holy shit.
Seth Rogen was in everything,
God damn it.
Yeah.
I just thought of another one.
I think I might be dead.
Oh, shit.
I can't think of anything.
Nice try.
I already did a lifeline,
and Daniel got help me with the American pickle. Was there did a lifeline and Daniel helped me with
an American pickle.
Was there a sequel to that, Daniel?
I'll bet there was.
Not so far. I'm sure there
will be because it was really a popular
movie. Oh, wait.
Shit. I don't know if he's in it, but I'm gonna say
Oh, this is fun. This is
40. Which one do you
think might be in it?
Joe Pesci.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, I got one.
I got one.
I can change it, right?
I guess so.
Fucking funny people.
Yes.
Yes, funny people.
David.
Bringing down the house oh yeah
I'm like
sure this is wrong
27 dresses
no
none of them are in that but
it was like around Knocked Up when that came out
and they were, I don't know
That was like a sequel in my head
but not
Katherine Heigl was kind of famously
not into all the dudes that she worked with
on Knocked Up
so I don't think she'd be like, hey guys, do you want to be in 27 dresses?
Right
But I think they're all cool now
I think it's fine now
But thanks for playing Rena Calm, everybody Right. But I think they're all cool now. I think it's fine now. Yeah.
But thanks for playing Rena Calm, everybody.
It's tough,
but sometimes the different titles
make me think of different things
because you said
Bringing Down the House
and Steve Martin was also
in a movie called House Sitter.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Back to you, Nathan.
Comes around fast, doesn't it?
Oh, good.
Yes.
Shit.
I guess I'll say This is 40 and hope Seth Rogen was in it.
Seth Rogen is in This Is 40?
Yeah.
Okay.
If you say so.
All right.
What part was he in that movie?
I don't care.
I'll never know.
David?
The Green Hornet.
Yes. Yes.
Shit.
Cheaper by the Dozen.
Oh.
Cheaper by the Dozen 2.
Take This Waltz.
Seth Rogen, yeah.
Shop Girl.
Shit.
I say Top Girl, go on, I'll tell her. shop girl. Shit. Are you trying to help him, David?
No, he's
said something funny.
He told me to say RoboCop.
Steve Martin was not in RoboCop.
That was your fan fiction.
God damn it.
You did great.
I'm going to say maybe Seth
Rogan was in Your Highness.
No. Fuck.
Fuck this.
God damn it, Doug.
Nathan Lund, everybody.
How much longer can you go at this, David?
The guy who doesn't like movies.
No movies, no cars.
Still shining. I movies, no cars. Still shining.
I think I could go.
I would need.
Let's do it.
Okay.
I was real confident and then you said, let's do it.
Didn't think you were going to call my bluff.
Can I get a lifeline?
Oh, shit, yeah.
Didn't even need his lifeline.
Pink Panther.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What the hell?
Nice.
The Pink Panther 2.
They made a second one with Steve Martin?
Yep.
Fuck.
They were like, this first one was dumb.
Oh, Sausage Party.
Yeah.
Novocaine.
Horton Hears a Who.
That's some obscure Steve Martin.
What?
Horton Hears a Who.
Oh.
That's how you want to play this?
that's how you want to play this?
Is it Horton here at two?
Is that... Horton here's at two, Joe.
No, he doesn't hear at two.
All of me.
Sergeant Bilko.
Oh, I love that movie.
What the fuck?
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Oh, you motherfucker.
Robocop. Oh, fuck, man.
There's gotta be...
Yeah, right?
I mean, you win anyway.
I play this game all the time.
It's like cheating.
But I'm pretty much
the end of my rope as well.
But congratulations.
It's here for David Boring.
David Boring.
Daniel, it's Daniel Ware-Arthaus who you're playing for, right?
No.
Bailey.
I mix it up every time.
Bailey, so close to the stage.
This is perfect.
Come get your stuff.
Congratulations, Bailey. Bailey.
And now's the part where we all feel terrible
about what we just did because I asked the audience,
what did we miss?
Three of you.
Oh, three of us.
We didn't say the Irishman.
Oh, he said she was in Moonwalker.
Moonwalker wasn't a movie, right?
It was on TV.
It was on TV, damn it.
I don't know if this is a hill you want to die on.
Seth Rogen was in Donnie Darko.
Observe and Report's a good one.
That was like the nasty version of Paul Blart.
Yeah, I loved that movie.
Ah, fuck.
Raging Bull.
Raging Bull, of course.
I'm mad I missed three of these guys.
The movie you won the Oscar for.
Wait, you're saying Pesci was in Mario Brothers?
Is that what you're saying?
No.
Seth Rogen's in the new one?
Oh, yeah.
He's what's Wario or whatever?
Oh, I saw that.
I just watched it.
I watched it.
What?
Oh, that's called the interview.
Oh, the dictator
you're right
with Sasha Baron Cohen
who was in that
never mind
I was so excited
one of those guys
might have been in there
in some small part
Donnie Darko
yeah
Donnie Darko
ah Donnie Darko
LA story Dirty Rod's Candles Donnie Darko Donnie Darko LA Story
Dirty Rod Scoundrels
that's a huge one
this sucks there's so many
there's always
so many see they keep going
what?
Showgirls?
yes Mixed Nuts
that's a great one for a lot of there's a lot of actors in Mixed Nuts that's a great one for a lot of
there's a lot of actors in Mixed Nuts
that would like to forget about that one
like the church one
is that Leap of Faith
oh my god we have to stop
we said Sasha's Party
yeah now we're just saying ones
we're just saying ones
we're just saying ones we said already
so since you won, David,
you get to do your plugs first.
Go ahead and promote yourself.
They love the plugs.
You know, watch Royal Crackers
on HBO.
That's a good one.
Cool Guy Jokes 87 on Instagram.
All my dealings are there.
Yeah, and every commercial you see on Comedy Central
for their shows, just go, hey, I know that guy.
South Park, coming up next.
Coming up next for South Park.
You only had to record that once, right?
They just use it over and over again?
Guess what? It's fucking South Park.
Let's call Fantasy Everything.
Oh, hey.
Okay.
Somebody's doing plugs that have been yelled at from the audience.
He's worried you got too drunk on that one drink.
He forgot his own plugs.
We need help with your plugs.
But of course we love all Fantasy Everything
and our friends over there, Sean and Ian.
Oh, Sean says hi.
Oh, hi, Sean.
This is the time to do that.
And Reena Kalm, what have you got to promote?
I'm going to be in Lincoln next Sunday.
So if you guys know anybody there,
tell them to come to Zoo Bar.
It's a really fun time. And just follow
me on Instagram and into the lobby
where you can get my book, Once Upon a Time,
that is also on Amazon
and all kinds of stuff on my
social media stuff. May I see it?
You may. I'm just gonna open
up to a... The middle's politics,
so... Oh, I won't.
It came out in 2016. Thanks for warning me.
It's always like some angry dude
opens it up at the merch table, it's like,
uh-uh.
I thought this was
porn stuff. Oh, this is fun
for its, you know,
June is right around the corner,
and today's Mother's Day, but on this page
that I opened up, it said,
Happy Rathers Day.
I'd rather not call my dad.
Whoa.
Happy gift.
I think I also noted that
I feel like Mother's Day should be the one with the egg hunt.
Just the words egg hunt together.
You really got to pronounce them clearly.
Yeah, yeah, yep.
What'd you call me?
And Nathan Lund, what do you got to promote?
I have a podcast called Chubby Behemoth.
Whoa, hey, all right.
Yeah, me and Sam Talent.
So please listen to that if you haven't already.
It's good.
It's funny.
We don't talk about Fast and the Furious at all.
So that's pretty sick.
Yeah, go to that one if you're sick of all this Fast and Furious talk.
Oh, God, get over it.
Yeah.
My plugs that I want to say at this time are, you know, same as the top of the show.
I'll be in Baltimore on Tuesday at Magoobies.
And Wednesday at Douglas.
Fucking this life of ours.
Magoobies.
I know.
Comedy Works has been around forever.
And it's been like the least silly comedy club name out there. They nailed it.
Really?
It just works.
Yeah, it works.
The Joke Hut,
the fucking
Giggle Condo,
the goddamn
See Me at the Laugh Pit.
So stupid.
Yeah, it's bad.
Nut Busters.
Yeah, Nut Busters.
Ha Ha Hole.
Yeah, that's a real one.
The Yuck Shack.
Well, I'm not going to be at any of those.
The Goobies.
It's a great time during the plugs to just stay a bunch of made-up club names.
Okay, so I'm going to be at Dick Farmers.
That sounds like an insurance company.
Oh, what was the other one I wanted to say?
Oh yeah, Dynasty Typewriter in LA.
If you're in the LA area on June 4th,
that's always really fun when we do it over there.
Thanks everybody for coming today.
Give yourselves a round
of applause.
Thank you again
to Comedy Works. I can't say
how grateful I am
for being able to do this show here
for this is one of the first
places we took it when we started doing
it on the road and we keep coming
back because you keep coming back,
even though it's Mother's Day.
People should have something else to do,
but one more time for my guest,
Nathan Lunn, David Morey,
Rina Calm.
One sec, one sec.
As always, we've got,
we've still got a railroad to build.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you
cause Doug loves movies!