Dumb People Town - Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden - It's Not The Weekend Somewhere

Episode Date: February 9, 2018

The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by Keith Carey & Connor McSpadden (Mean Boys podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week's story, a Florida man is arrested for a DUI after confusing a bank drive-thru for a Taco Bell.

Dan and Ran and Jay will share Tales of folks so unaware They lack in grace and sometimes choose The life they choose will make the news Breaking down each epic fail In Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they Couldn't make this up

So listen to our podcast Dan with co-host Armand Dan Don't be a jerk Cause when the music gets the funny hits We are gonna take you down Stick around, make a sound Talk your downies, Dumb People Town

Hey townies, welcome to a mini-sode of Dumb People Town Population U Population, Keith Carey Thank you for joining us And Connor McSpadden Hey hey What's up fellas

You guys who have a podcast called And I wanted to call it the Nasty Boys But we're calling it the Mean Boys It's Mean Boys Miss Jackson if you're Nasty Boys Alright I gotta go Fuck with the RSS feed And get that changed

See what you can do Mess with it How would you describe your show? Yeah. It's like a late night show if it didn't suck. Yeah. That's kind of what we're going for. Your show or the late night show?

Our show. Yeah, we take the vibe of a late night show, turn it into a podcast, and then make it. Yeah, we do monologue jokes. So it's like, what if Jimmy Fallon talked about ISIS beheadings? It's essentially the go for it. Like uncensored late night show. Well, that's kind of where we know you really from, Keith. Both you guys.

Both you guys are doing the roast battle. The roast battle. Both you guys are great battlers. Thank you, man. Thank you very much. We watch you both win, kill it on stage. It is a hard thing for people to understand. Like you have to have great writing,

and then you have to have the presence to carry it off, to deliver it. Yeah, and I'll tell you, you guys are pretty, no one is ever disappointed to see the Sklar Bros are judging that night. You guys are everybody's favorite nobodies. That's us. That's us, yeah.

Who canceled? Who canceled? You were our favorite people when Mike Lawrence was busy. Thank you very much. See, the roasting has begun. Well, I'm glad you guys are here, and Daniel Van Kirk.

Oh, Dan's here. Oh, Dan's here. Oh, Dan's here. What's Dan? Hi, Daniel. I just keep showing up. The surprise of seeing Dan, even though we've already just been hanging out. Dan, the anchor of this show. We are always shocked.

The driving motor. We get stories, dumb stories. We believe that the world is getting dumber. Do you guys agree? 100,000%. Absolutely. Or is the dumber getting louder? I think it's a bit of both.

I am actually flying out to Muskogee, Oklahoma directly after I record. I am en route to Dumb People Town right now. That is Dumb People City Hall right there. Send us a pigeon gram. It's in Muskogee, and I'm like, that has to be a place that is in North America. Wait till you see what happens.

Well, I mean, thankfully, we have a wonderful Dumb community out there of people with dumb ears on the ground who send us stories. The Townies. The townies. Townies. You guys get it? You guys listen to the podcast?

Well, I'm happy that you're here because you're going to lend your very specific and awesome brand of comedy to this story that was sent to us. Daniel, what do we got? Here we go. This was sent in by Aaron Gale Yard. A-R-I-N. You got it right. I think you got it right. There's no need to even go down that road. I've never seen an Aaron like that. I'm not hating on it. I've just never seen A-R-I-N You got it right I think you got it right I think you know That's Aaron

I've never seen an Aaron like that I'm not hating on it I've just never seen A-R-I-N A-R-I-N That's some fucking That's nonsense Legolas Lord of the Rings shit

Are they missing an A? It could be Arian Nope Okay I hope not I sure hope not What kind of podcast Are we doing here?

Gale Yardt G-A-L-Y-A-R-D-T Welcome to Crossburn's Audio At Aaron Daniel 227 Okay 227, was that the show? Yeah, Sherman Hemsley's Yeah

There we go 227 It's a very white name with a very black reference All of it Spring Hill, Florida Well, it's nowhere Guys, we're here We made it

Can I ask you guys something? I've never brought this up So a lot of these articles I get You know, they start out by saying Well, it's nowhere. Guys, we're here. We made it. Can I ask you guys something? I've never brought this up. So a lot of these articles I get, they start out by saying, as though like a newswire service or whatever, like here's where this took place. Didn't we like 25 years ago all agree to just start,

you abbreviate states with two letters? Yeah. I am not shitting you. It happened to this one. F-L-A period. What? That's nonsense. Who's still doing this? Either write Florida or write F-L what that's nonsense who's either right or right FL it's just FL right just makes it more confusing but is there like an argument in this country

about people like no no no it's still well you know what it is FLA it actually took place in flavor town flavor Flav's apartment and he lives in an apartment now No, wasn't it MOU at one point? No, no, no. It was just MOU. It was always. You never had a third one. That was our MOU. That was our MOU.

I think Illinois was I-L-L. So this says F-L-A. Who just sees F-L and is just baffled? Yeah, well, explain yourself. Well, first of all, you see that headline and you're like, well, Florida. That's redundancy. It's on this show It's Florida

I was going to say Florence, Italy Near the Duomo There's a man with his shirt off Yeah Somebody got drunk And stole a gondola Chewing his cheeks

That's Venice But fine I think Massachusetts Will allow it Okay sorry I don't know my Italy facts Keith will allow it Massachusetts

Well I'm going to start Reading it as is Going forward in the town So Spring Hill Fla Spring Hill Fla. Spring Hill Flato. Yeah, there you go. Flato.

A Florida man was arrested on Wednesday afternoon. That's the worst time you can get arrested. Did it start Tuesday night, guys? Did it start Tuesday night? Oh, yeah. This is the end of like two. This man like, this is like end of like two This man like This is like a beer in the shower And then I did this

Wednesday afternoon he's like Hump day Little victories, ma That's a guy who literally has said It's the weekend somewhere That's not true That's not true Even in Australia it's only Thursday

A Florida man was arrested on Wednesday afternoon For DUI after he reportedly That's not true. Even in Australia, it's only Thursday. A Florida man was arrested on Wednesday afternoon for DUI after he reportedly mistook a Tampa Bank drive-thru for Taco Bell. Delicious. Oh, God. That's everything I wanted it to be. Who hasn't been there?

I just wanted to... I heard tamp, and I got really worried. We were doing some sort of feminine hygiene. I had the to, you know, I heard tamp, and I got really worried we were doing some sort of feminine hygiene. Oh, I had the same thing. This took a tampon, and I was like, oh, no, for what? For his sister. Tampon bank drive-thru for Taco Bell. The hell are these tamp systems they got set up here?

What do I, send me a taco through that tube. Like, I feel like this went an extra step further, because this man clearly had a Taco Bell rewards card that he put into the slide. And then sucked up the thing. It's like a woman threw the glass, or a man was probably like, that's not what we are.

You're not what you are. That's what I just said. And I also think there are so many Taco Bell-related crimes in Spring Hill, Florida. They do send you your Gurditas through a bank tube just to be at an extra level of security. They don't want any contact with the customers in Florida. I forgot the napkins. I'm just going to send them.

It's just like a dye pack full of sour cream in case of a robbery. Manager comes up to the employees like, did you look them in the eye? That is the first rule. Don't look them in the eye. She's like, I can send you a lollipop and a magnet. That's all we have. We don't have anything else. These people are technically humans, but they're more so primates.

Don't show your teeth. All right? Don't make any loud noises. They'll throw their shit at you. They will throw their shit at you. They will become enraged. Even if it goes well, they're still going to throw their shit at you. Even if you give them everything he wants.

This is mating season. What kind of lollipop? What kind of lollipop? Can I get fire sauce? No. There's no fire sauce. Can I get a natural lollipop? Give me more fire sauce. We didn't give you any fire sauce. Can I get a natural lollipop? Give me more fire sauce.

We didn't give you any fire sauce. We didn't give you any to begin with. I want three packs of lollipop. Sir, sir. You got mints? I will say this about the guy. He was thinking outside the bun. Which I know is Taco Bell's thing.

You guys are saying Tampa. I mean, when you think about Tampa, Tampa is kind of the tampon of the United States. Yes. Sort of like holding the blood in in a certain way, jamming the blood into Florida and if you

release it at all. The keys or the string. That's right. Giving the United States septic shock. I love it. According to the Hernando County Sheriff's Office, the manager of a Bank of America called to report an impaired driver after he found an unconscious man behind the wheel of a Bank of America called to report an impaired driver after he found an unconscious man behind the wheel

of a blue sedan. Pontiac Grand Am GT. You know it. Yes. Aftermarket rims. Aftermarket rims. Yeah. In the bank's drive through lane. So he walks up. A little bit of like a tap, tap, tap.

Sir? I'll have three chalupas. Queso box. Crunchy Supreme. Scholars, would you like to share with people who maybe haven't heard already how many tacos you guys would order in college? Not in college, in high school. After a high school party, we

would go to the Taco Bell on Dorset Road in St. Louis. Dorset Road. Surprised you didn't take me there. We should have taken you there. And we would each get 10 tacos. Knowing full well, given what we had drank that night, that probably in 30 minutes it was all

coming back out. Yeah. Whole. Five soft, five hard tacos. That was your roll? That was my roll. The speedball. The mix of soft and hard. The Taco Bell Ooshie. The taco pelushi. Well, no, what you do is you cut your gums open with those hard taco shells. So the fire sauce gets directly into the bloodstream like nicotine gum. It was... Jesus.

Well, yeah, at that point, the tacos are really functioning as like an alcohol tampon. You just need something to soak it up in the stomach. An alcohol tampon. Do either one of you think you could do 10 tacos now? Yeah. Oh, I do too. I told him it would rip you apart. It would destroy my innards in a way.

I could definitely do it. I could not do what we did in college when McDonald's had a 19-cent hamburger, 29-cent cheeseburger phase. That's early 90s. And I did 10. Those are like Mark Twain prices. That's incredible. Two bucks, 10 burgers.

We ate the hamburger, then we painted a fence. I'd like a rhubarb shake, please. Do you guys ever wake up with heartburn and be like, oh shit, Randy's having tacos. Would that be the worst kind of twin psychic connection to have? Bad decisions. Oh, buddy, why did you do the Oreo shake? I think they still do that. It's fourth meal somewhere.

I think they do that in Chicago. It's like 69 cent hamburgers and 79 cent You know for inflation obviously But they still do that once a year I've said this on the show before When we were in New York we just saw the place We just saw it it's right around the corner from the comedy cellar Where we used to like with our buddy get our hair cut We would all get our hair cut at this place

It was 10 bucks when we moved there in 94 We all went to the same place because it was so cheap It was the only thing we could afford 10 bucks that's what it was to get our hair cut at this place. It was $10 when we moved there in 94. We all went to the same place because it was so cheap. It was the only thing we could afford. $10. That's what it was to cut our hair. Two or three years into it, they changed management, and then the haircut went down to $7, and I got mad.

I was like, $7 means he, like $10, at least he could care a little bit. $7 means he doesn't have to give a shit At all I'm not even asking It's like Throw caution to the wind Presently In 2018

Eight dollars Where? Right by USC I go to the same place That's why my hair Always looks like shit I know No these ladies

You look like a lesbian They fade you up real good And it's like They'll be like Smoking a cigarette And making bank calls While they're doing it and they do a fantastic job.

You got the good one and I got the one that was just like, whatever, we close in 20 minutes. Well, this was an Italian guy who cut our hair.

His name was Steve. Bald. Always a great indication of how good someone cuts hair if he's bald. And he'd always be like, I cut a you hair. Hey,

I cut a you hair. I cut a you hair. He's like, what time you open to? We open at eight. Come before eight. Oh, all right.? We open at 8. Come before 8. Oh, okay. You're open at 8.

Come before 8? I'm sorry. Are we supposed to come before 8? I do love the two casual. Hey, look, this haircut fell off of the truck. I do love the two casual small business where you call them and you're like, so when do you guys open? I don't know.

When can you get here? We got the scissors. You got the hair. We'll figure it out. We'll make it work. It's an economy. There are no hours. So this person goes up and knocks on the window of a sleeping person.

The manager told deputies that after beating on the car window for quote, some time. What is some time? What is some time? How long are you

knocking on the window? How many knocks and then how many... That's like saying you hooked up. It's so vague. Like, did you kiss? Did you fuck?

Some time. Some time. Yeah, it took some time. Some time. That to me is like a knock, knock, knock. Then like a knock. Then I'm like, yo, man.

Whoa, hey. It didn't wake him up. You hit the hood at that point. I know why it didn't wake him up because he just had like packing tape that he had created windows out of. Yeah, there's no window anymore. There's no tapping.

And it's just sort of a plastic bag. Some time could be the paleozoic era. You know what I'm saying? Like that's also some time. That's a period of time, yes Yeah, like old school letters Like it's been some time since I've written you Eight years

Dearest Martha, I want to make a deposit at my local bank of bell At my local Taco Bell Please get me a rhubarb shake So the manager tells deputy he was beating on the car for the window for some time After that he was able to wake the driver Upon waking up, the driver asked the bank manager for a burrito. The bank manager then informed him this was not a Taco Bell.

Which means the guy woke up thinking like, he thinks he's so together. He's like, yeah, I want a burrito. I'm on point. It's like the fuck is taking you guys so long. It's like he's got the bank manager comes out. It feels like it's been one second for him and it's been some time. And he's wearing his tie and his little vest.

He's like, wow, this is a really nice Taco Bell. I picked a good one. To your car they bring it? This is old school. Are you on skates? When does the movie start? This is not a drive-in, sir.

God. So then he tells him, you are not at a Taco Bell, so the guy drives away. You'd think that could be the end of it. Yeah. If it was the end of it, that probably wouldn't be a story in dumb people's time. When deputies arrived, they found the blue sedan in the parking lot. Still.

Yeah. He drove from the drive-thru just to a spot in the parking lot with you. I have your bank. I've been to the parking lot. It's just attached to the drive-thru. Oh, no. It's right there. He went like 20, 30 feet, and then he's bank. I've been to the parking lot. It's just attached to the driver's seat. Oh, no. It's right there. He went like 20, 30 feet

and then he's like, I'm good right here. I will give him credit for that. Being like, you should not be driving and not well enough to drive. Yes. See,

I kind of wish the bank manager had been like, I'll trade you your keys for a burrito. There you go. Give me your keys. Give me your keys. Two burritos. Done.

I mean, if you live in Florida, in Spring Hill especially, you've got to be tired of making weird burrito-related citizens arrests. This has to be a regular thing. This is the 35th one this year. We're going to barter with our safety. He just calls the cops. Got another one.

All right, we'll be there, Glenn. Who said that, Jay? It's in the Doritos logo division. Okay, Jay, you said that. Your friend who? Your friend who was a cop? Who said that? Oh, yeah.

Did I talk about it on this show? You told me after the show. I went to a friend's house and they were friends with a guy who was a cop. That guy came over in LA and he's like, I have a way to solve all drunken disputes and problems. I was like, what's the way? I want to hear

what you have to say. Because you're a cop. You're on the front lines. You see it all the time. Right. He's in the streets. He's like, Doritos. I was like a cop. You're on the front lines. You see it all the time. Right. He's in the streets. He's like Doritos. I was like, what? He's like Doritos. I fill up my trunk with Doritos. I was like Cool Ranch or regular? He's like regular.

Gotta be the orange one. Because people have attitudes about Cool Ranch. Not zesty. When I take out Doritos, someone will say there's a crazy guy on the street who's yelling at people and spitting. I'll take out a bag of Doritos.

I'll walk over and I'll be like, hey man, if you calm down, I'll give you this bag of Doritos. I'll walk over and I'll be like, hey man, if you calm down, I'll give you this bag of Doritos. Every time. 10 out of 10 times. Crazy people

calm down for Doritos. He's like, we could eliminate all police brutality. We could get rid of all these things. He's like, I want to have this

documented on a chess camp. Doritos are the answer. I was like, spicy Doritos? No. Regular? Red Doritos are the answer. They was like, spicy Doritos? No. Regular. Red Doritos are the answer. They should start keeping a burrito on hand. A burrito on hand

for drunk people. By the way, Taco Bell started doing the Dorito shelled burrito. What could that do? Dorito shelled taco. Dorito shelled taco. I gotta figure that's like world peace at that point. I think we just throw that into the Middle East and it sorts itself out. That's a two-state solution right there. Think about this. If we drop you on Cool Ranch.

A two-shell solution? Cool Ranch, Palestine. I like that this man is treating like violent transigents just like a rowdy second-grade class. Like, I've got Jolly Ranchers. I got them. If we dropped Taco Bell on the Middle East, like, tons of it.

I'm talking about enough to change someone's, like, attitude and change their eating habits. We could make people lazy enough to forget about the war. Oh yeah, for sure. We could get ISIS super fat. That's how we fix it. Playstations. We drop Playstations and we drop ISIS and just be like, you know what? I ate all that shit. I don't want to do shit. I can't do

anything for a couple days. You know what? This is what happens when you bastardize the culture for capitalism is delicious Doritos shell tacos. I think democracy works. At some point, they'll be like, what are we fighting? Are we fighting this? Because if we're fighting this, this is good.

This is great. If nacho fries are wrong, I don't want to be there. I don't know. So. Did you see that commercial for the nacho fries? It was a guy in a business office and he's got... Business office. This shows

that you haven't worked in an office in so long. You could just call it an office. An office building. He's like in an office. Recreational office. He's in his boss's office and the boss is kind of not even yelling at him, but it just picks up the very end of a conversation

where the guy has, like, pictures, almost as if he's, like, a private investigator, and he slams them down on the desk, and he's like, nacho fries! And that's it. That's the whole commercial. Like, he's so mad that they've been doing tons of research, and, like, nacho fries is the end.

Well, when deputies arrive, they find the police today. Can I just real quickly back to the Doritos thing? I just want to see you guys, like, sitting down with, like, this, with this weeping mother, and they're just like, we know it's been two years since we lost Trayvon, but we want you to partner with us on this new policing strategy, and we think this is going to really revolutionize the field. Hand them the Doritos.

Yeah, yeah. Frito-Layvon, Martin. What's your guys' Twitter handle? Because this is a good time for the listener to learn it. Send them all your hate, guys We don't condone that They found a blue sedan in the parking lot The driver, ready for this name, it's the best

It's everything you'd want it to be Douglas Francisco Was still in the driver's seat That should be a town in Florida It's like their San Francisco is Douglas Francisco Was still in the driver's seat with the car running a town in Florida. Right. It's like their San Francisco is Douglas Fence. We're still in the driver's seat with the car running. All I had to do

was turn that off. I know. By the way, if you are, this is out to all of our townies, if you are, you've had too much to drink or any bit to drink,

and you think you're tired, take the keys out of your car and then you will not get a DUI. Pull over, go to sleep, but take the keys out. Otherwise, you show intent to drive and you still get a DUI. But also,

if you still have an ignition that starts with keys going into it, that says a lot about you as a person. Right. You made that first mistake. Avoid it. And if you're a real man, just drive drunk to Taco Bell in America. The manager of the bank confirmed that. That's a key comment. Maybe you should have

thought about some of your guest's financial situation. You know I'm flying the Muskogee. He is flying the Muskogee for Christ's sake. You're not hitching. The manager of the bank confirmed that Francisco was the same driver he called about, which just pictures to me the manager who he's like really inserting himself into this investigation. That's the guy. Like, we got it.

Okay, no, no, no. That's him. I don't know. We know. We know. There's two drunk guys in two different Pontiacs in this parking lot. Pontiac? Which one's the real Taco Bell? I called about the Grand Am.

How many times did the bank manager try to get the cops to open up a checking account? While you guys are here. Zero percent finance. I'm trying to sell a subprime mortgage on a trailer right now. Why not protect and save? I've only got one burrito.

No, you cannot have it, Douglas. Nobody has I've only got one burrito. No, you cannot have it, Douglas. Nobody has called this man Douglas in 30 years. His name is fucking Doug. He's Doug. He is straight up Doogie.

Maybe Doogie. My dream is that his full name is Douglas Thomas Francisco and he goes by DTF. That's my dream for him. He is down to Francisco. Yes, he is. This bank now has like a glass case

That you break with burritos in it Just to have Like no those are the emergency burritos We walked around singing I left my beer in Douglas Francisco Douglas Francisco is like a name That you come up with as a kid Writing a story

Like I need a cool guy named Douglas Francisco Or he's the PI who's investigating Doug Francisco. And searching for Carmen San Diego. According to the Rush Report, Francisco made several unusual statements. This is a time where I wish we had spent less time trying to figure out how to abbreviate

Florida and more time putting in what those unusual statements were. Like, are you guys a themed restaurant? You guys dressed as cops at this time? What's happening here? Are you guys strippers? All right, get to it then, but I don't have much money on me.

You should know right now. I have one burrito worth of money. And that asshole won't bring it. He plays that my burrito in some fire sauce. Right. After Francisco failed a series of field sobriety tests, he was placed on a... Like, how many did the cops need?

You already thought he was a Tiger. You're like, we got it. Give him one, dude. And then be like, we got it, right, man? And I think DTF would have been like, you got me. The cops were probably like, we came all the way out here. Let's have a show. Right.

Let's see two or three more sobriety tests. You got that unicycle, Mike? Bring that out. Bring the juggling balls out. Let's see how he does. The alphabet's a little tough. I could do the menu backwards. That'll get me out of this.

Yes. No, he knows that by heart. All right. I'm going to ask you guys now. We'll get out of here on this. How old is Douglas Francisco? Too much fun leaves marks in life. Living hard, you'll pay the price.

Who is going to get it right? Guess the age, guess the age Oh, man. You are our guests. We have four of us here. I know, Keith and Connor, you guys can decide which one of you wants to go first or last. So you can choose your role.

Where are you going in the lineup? I had a strong number pop into my head. I know this might not be the game theory answer to go first, but I'm going to go first. I'm going to take us away. I think it was a 32 year old man. I think that is prime Florida crime age. You haven't quite settled down to your like, you know, food stamps, trailer life, you know, you still got some big dreams rattling around your head, but you're still, you're out there scrounging. You're on the Taco Bell. You're partying a little bit. You're like, I'm not old.

Yeah. Yeah. So I think it was a 32 year old man. How old are you, by the way? 24. Okay. So you have ways to go to get to 32. That still feels like an old man to you. Keith, do you want to go next? I'll take the take spot.

I'll go second. Take the take spot. Go second. I'm going to say this dude is 40, but he looks 65 as hell. Thank you very much. 65 AF. Go ahead, Jay. I'm going to say he is 60 years old.

This is a 60-year-old years old This is a 60 year old man This is a 19 year old kid 19 years old He is 19 He is But his life is over at this point So 32, 40 32 from

32 from Connor Right 40 Keith said 40 You say 60 I say 60, you say 19 19 We're all over the map here

You guys are all over the map We're more all over the map than Doug Francisco. Douglas Francisco, who thought a bank was a Taco Bell and then literally tried to not escape, is 28 years old. Oh! Pointed at the wrong guy. Connor. That's probably nice for you to be able to do that to somebody else.

Oh, Jesus. He's got... He looks like a villain, right? He's got great hair. He looks like a villain or he looks like the equipment manager of a D2 basketball team. He's not the main bad guy from the Bond movie, but he's the guy who's like the muscle. Yeah, he gets killed in the opening. He like date raped his way out of Slytherin.

Evil look. I've never seen somebody look so European and do some shit so American. It looks like he has a scar from a cold sore. That he tried to pick off. You gotta let it go. That guy has hepatitis X. You look at that guy, I mean, that's the type of guy that if you see him asleep in a car, most people would be like, there's no reason to deal with this.

That is a guy who fucks your sister, then asks for a ride home. That is his vibe. From your apartment. Oh, yes, I'm the horrible one here. No, he asks for a ride home, and he's at his house. That's how drunk that guy is all the time. Stop at the ATM, I want Gorditas. Go to the Wells Fargo.

I'm thinking fried chicken. All right. What banks does he think are other fast food places? That's what I want to know. I would love to find out. All right. There you go. There's your mini.

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