Giggly Squad - Giggling about BravoCon, Hailey/Selena, and ugly babies

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

Paige spills the tea of behind the scenes at BravoCon and Hannah ate cheese curds in Wisconsin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm in the day just got away from me. Welcome to Gigglycon. I was thinking about that because somebody DMed me and was like, move it, Gigglycon. And I was like, honestly, every show that, every place we go that we do like three shows in one weekend, I feel like is giggly con. Totally giggly con. I also decided for Atlanta when we're there.

I've decided because like I can't plan my 30th birthday, I'm gonna have mini 30th birthday parties. So on my actual 30th birthday parties. So on my actual 30th birthday, I'm gonna be in Labanville, New York with my day ones, and that's my parents. That's really cute. And then the week, the next weekend, we're gonna be in Atlanta, so that's my birthday party with Sierra and Hannah, and I want to go to a strip club. And then, and that's all I've planned so far. What about Craig? Oh right.

That and Craig's gonna do something for me on our own. Okay that's cute. I like that. I mean it's hard to get everyone together too. It's so hard. Also you by the age of 30 you don't want too many friends, or that means they start inviting you to be their bridesmaids, and then you will lose all your money. You'll have nothing left. I did just get a bridesmaid's email this week. That's on you, girl.

And that's on me. That's on you. That's what you get for being nice to people. That's why you shouldn't keep friends from high school, because that's brides. That's on you. That's what you get for being nice to people. That's why you shouldn't keep friends from high school, because that's broad-name material right there. And this one, and this one's on me. No, I'm actually very excited for this one because she's very organized.

So I know that it's just like, hey, you have to be here on this date, but this time, with this outfit, I'm like, oh, good, cool. It wasn't like me where I was like, Paige playing my bad charat. And you were like, who is this? How'd you get my number? Wait, so I'm on my midwest tour right now.

Yes. Slipping. Go badgers. Go badgers. I will catch you guys up on that. But we need immediate tea on like, I don't want the bullshit, bro. No, I'm not giving.

I'm not giving shit. Yeah, no. I don't give a shit about these silly reels. I don't know. I'm giving. I'm giving. I'm giving green room access. First of all, I just want to say kind of a shout out to pillows and beer. I said to Craig today, we always record our podcasts on Monday. So today has been like the laziest day ever

We've been on the couch all day. I literally had a fever and was like vomiting in the wee hours of the morning And Craig was like don't do your podcast today and I looked at him and I said I know why you're saying that and has nothing to do with my health You want pillows and beer to come out before gigiggly Squad so you can give some Bravo Conte and you're trying to sabotage Giggly Squad and he started laughing. Wait, they're out to get us. Fully out to get us.

Like, you can't trust him, he probably is mics in the room right now. Because also, let me tell you this, when things like funny things happen during the day or like a conversation gets brought up, I always say, wow, that's a great topic to talk about on the podcast. And I write it down. The other day I saw him say, I saw him writing in his notes for his podcast.

I said, you've never done that before. And so we're basically producers on Pillows and Beards. We are executive producers on Pillows and Beards. Yep. Oh my God. There's crazy tension happening in your apartment right now. It's really weird in the living room because he knows that I'm giving a Bravo Conti exclusive. Okay, well let's fucking go quick. So housewives that I met that I was super excited for, Lisa Barlow Salt Lake City, baby

gorgeous, just all around, loved her. She is a chatterbox. She doesn't take a breath. Yes. There was one house, oh, Alexia from Miami could not wait to meet her. I fully looked in the picture like I was so excited to meet her, full of fan girl.

Then there was one housewife, and I'm not going to say her name because I just like, I don't need the press, but I'm going to give the tea to the gigglers. And every housewife or any bravo person that I met, I felt like I was in like Bama Rush. Because I was like, hi, Paige Desorvo, summer house. Yep, yep, yep.

And so I went up to this one housewife that I was very excited to meet and I saw her walk in the green room and I was like, I gotta get a picture with her. So I went up to her and I said, oh my god, hi, my name's Paige, I'm on Subur House. I just wanna let you know, like I'm a huge fan of you. She looks me up and down first and I was like, okay.

And she goes, I know who you are. You make horrible decisions. Who are you even dating now? And I was so fucking awkward. I just go, ha ha. Can we take a pic? Ha ha ha ha. So she read your ass.

And so I have this picture with her, which I'm not posting. Red my ass. And I was like, this is like a fun event. And in my head as we're taking the picture, I was thinking of all the horrible decisions this woman has made on reality television.

And I wanted to be like, I wanted to say something so badly, but I was like, this is like a fun, no drama, like in terms of shows like fan events. It's also a time for like you to empathize with other reality TV stars that have gone through like weird shit that you can't explain about reality TV. Yeah, and it's just like, okay, obviously like we are on considered like the younger shows. Yeah.

But like, let's like issue right, yes. Was it the right shows. Yeah. But like, let's, like, issue right, yes. Was it the right time? No. No. Yeah, look, there's a time in a place, ma'am. A time in a place. We did Summer House Bravo Con in 2019. Yeah.

When, like, the show was baby. It was in its third season. I mean, they'd barely invited us. Yeah, we were. They were like, here's a corner of the room. I guess if people were taking a picture. They kept stopping us. They were like, who are you people?

Yeah. I do have to say the gigglers were out in full force at Bravo Con. They were in the Giggly Birch. There was a photo section. And there was a housewife before me who was supposed to take photos who just never showed up. And so I'm like standing in the green room waiting to go in and they were like,

hey, this housewife never showed up and everyone's in line for her. So we're going to send you out. And so all these people that were in line, like barely were in line for me. So then when I got, so I was going through pictures so quickly because I wanted to get like all of the people that like this housewife didn't show up. I wanted to get them all pictures because I felt bad. Then like this group of girls got up to the front and they were like, okay, Paige is like time is done. She has to go to her next event. And when I tell you these girls, full giggly squad mode, they were like, are you fucking kidding me? I will lose my shit. They're all in giggly squad mode they were like are you fucking kidding I

won't lose my shit they're all in giggly squad t-shirts and do not mess with giggly squad they literally will pull your hair out you were like no no no we didn't prepare for this and so then I was like I have to take a picture with these girls because they'll beat you up and I'm looking out for your safety they can't be managed they can't be managed One girl got up to ask a question and quoted Gigi Hadid and I couldn't hear on the stage. So I was like, what? What?

And then she repeated it and like no one said anything. And I was like, sorry, very niche joke. I have a podcast that's called Gigley Squad, listen to it. Robin Dixon and Jizelle want a collab. But I was like, Jizelle, come to the city. We're not coming to DC. We don't know how to get there. No, listen to it. Robin Dixon and Giselle wanna collab. But I was like, just I'll come to the city. We're not coming to DC. We don't know how to get there. No, we don't.

We went there once and it was, we'll zoom it. We'll zoom it. How cute are they? So cute. I love them. They're very, very cute. Did you have any other, like, who was your best interaction to most awkward interaction?

My best interaction was, this was my favorite moment of all, Bravo Con. It was Friday night, we were sitting at the, watch what happens live, and I get a text message from someone at Bravo and they said, hey, Chrissy Teigen would love to meet you. And my heart just right into my stomach, I was like, I'm sorry, what? So I saw her sitting

in a balcony seat. So on like a commercial break, I immediately ran up to her. She got this woman is pregnant. She got down on all fours, stuck her head through the banister, grabbed my hands, and I said, I love you so much. And she said, no, I love you. And that was my best moment. Wait, that's iconic. Chrissy Teigen's a giggler. Wait, that's insane. She gives such giggler vibes.

She does, for sure. Wait, I'm just envisioning her on all fours and pregnant. Yeah. It was a vision. I don't know what's worse than that other interaction you said. That was crazy. I literally got bullied at Bravo. Was Vanderpump there? Least? Vanderpump was there. No, Lisa wasn't there. It's sad. I remember that was our first sighting at BravoCon in 2019. We saw Lisa Vanderpump with her dog. That's still my favorite. She's still

my favorite to me. I didn't meet really any of the Beverly Hills. Oh, I meant to read because I did a pant, like a fashion pant with her. That's fun. It was so fun. Did you learn anything about fashion from them? I learned that I'm poor. I learned that I was poor, but I did love all of my looks for Bravo Con this weekend. My favorite was my hot pink on Sunday. Oh, the hot pink was so good. Thank you. I love when you have a little baggy moment, mixed with tight.

You love when I do that, yeah. I'm obsessed with that for you. So I'm excited. I was excited about that. And other than that, it was really fun. I'm so happy I got to meet so many gigglers and Chrissy Teigen. That was my two top moments. So we have to talk about like what was the behind-the-scenes chatter about Rena between the bravo liberties? I didn't really talk to that many housewives so I'm not sure

but I do know she like I think she like gave the finger yeah Yeah, so like in to like an Instagram higher It just kept popping up that like she got booed But it really felt like WWE cuz it's live. That's what she came in and she was like But it'll marry to medicine panel had to get broken up by security Get her eaten through a drink on Joe Gorgah. And I do, look, Jersey is my favorite franchise.

I am a rare breed who absolutely adores Melissa, but I also love Teresa. Like there's no Jersey housewives for me if it's not Teresa and Melissa. Same, I'm also a Marge stan. I die for Marge. I absolutely die for Marge. And Joe, are you kidding me?

Joe, put him in my pocket. Put him in my pocket, take him home with me. So it's very hard for me to take sides on Jersey. But also, that's a healthy fandom that you don't have to take sides. Yeah. You can appreciate these beautiful personalities putting themselves out there and television. And I was, you know what it is, it's also like when it's family fighting, you're like,

I don't know, it's like it's family. I'd be sick of each other too if I knew you for 45 years. Yeah, there were, it was funny because like there were housewives that I met that were so nice. Yeah. Like some of the OC housewives like Gina and that were so nice. Like some of the OC housewives, like Gina and Emily, were so beyond nice. And then there were other housewives that I was like, oh, well, I see. Little cold. And so I do think people deal with fame differently. And some of them, you could tell,

like, think a lot of themselves. Yeah. Where other ones are more grateful that they know that they were just picked like anyone else to be on reality TV. And so it's like funny. And these were some, some of these women's are like full fan favorites. And I was like, it's so funny how I even judged. Like oh, she's probably going to be a bitch. And when I met her, she was so nice. And then I thought like, oh, this woman's probably going to be so nice. And she was so nice. And then I thought, oh, this woman's probably gonna be so nice and she was a bitch. So it's like, everything is on reality TV is so contrived sometimes.

Like I will tell you, the housewife of Dubai, Chanel, I was so nervous to meet her because she's very on her. Fiery. Yes, very fiery on her franchise. This woman could not have been sweetheart. Like was the nicest person. Yeah. And it's just funny how like, you know, it gravacon also like as much as I kept saying this all weekend as much as it is for fans. It's also for us in terms of I get so in the comments and so like

oh my god Everybody hates me and then you go to something like this and people are so nice You're like oh I made it all up in my hand. I do have to say the piece sometimes the people who are the most popular are The worst not always the nicest like yeah, it's it's I mean I look at like comedy Yeah, and like some of the biggest stars that you think would be the most incredible people who have changed your life through their comedy. But even like, the Bill Murray stuff coming out, I love Bill Murray. Wait, what's the Bill Murray stuff coming out?

Just like, it also could just be like, people coming out to take people down, but like, someone told a story that it like threw nine-year-old in a garbage. Nine-year-old in a garbage. Nine-year-old is probably annoying his fuck. Probably if I can deserve it. And just like shit about him being rude on set or whatever. But long story short is yeah, I think Bravokhan also people can appreciate that your humans that are doing this for their entertainment. Yeah. But I'm glad you survived it. I got home last night, immediately threw up,

because you know me. Yeah. And my anxiety immediately threw up. And then got the chills, had a full fever, Craig had to take care of me. It's like you had to hold your shit together for so long that your body was like, blah!

No, literally. My body was like, okay like okay thank you and now we're done. Did what's going on with Raquel and James? Oh my god I don't know. No what's what's going on with Raquel and shorts shortsie. I also don't know that either because literally we're Stop flirting with Chrissy Teigen and get us the fucking real team. I'm terrible. Here's the thing. There were like parties every single night, but like I didn't go. Yeah, I wouldn't. Like me and Craig were like, I couldn't wake up and then like the whole point of Bravo Con is to be like so peppy during the day and like talk to all the fans and like, I'm not going to not do that because I want to what have a couple of odd

Cassadas at two a.m. at a freaking Hotel like so I didn't really go out which is where all the gossip really happened So I missed that but I do know that James DJ James Kennedy has beef with the entire cast of Southern charm and that's hard to pull off beef with the entire cast of Southern Charm. And that's hard to pull off. It's hard to pull off. Do I have even an entire cast? Wait, wait, what do he do?

I guess someone overheard him at a hotel saying that Southern Charm had no pretty girls on their cast and then Andy asked him about it. And he was like, I didn't mean Southern Charm. I meant a different show, but then he wouldn't say the show. But all of South Carolina's not happy about it. I'm a DJ James Kennedy before I was on reality TV

when I was working at Betches. And he came into interview. And I was like, ask him always questions. And he's like, you ask me so many questions. And I go, James, the fucking interview. And then he like like, you're asking me so many questions and I go, James the fucking interview. And then he like laughed, he came after me afterwards and I was like, James, like what's it like? Like dealing with some hate.

He was having like a villain season. Yeah. And he was like all the people that talk shit about me in the comments when they see me say, James, DJ James Kennedy, can you get a picture? Can we go to a picture? And I'm like, yeah, brough. Yeah.

The way British people say picture is iconic. So speaking of, I went back to Madison. Yes. I was in Milwaukee in Madison. And they are having Wisconsin's not having a great PR moment because of Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, yeah. So Jeffrey Dahmer, every dude in Wisconsin

sounds like Jeffrey Dahmer. So straight up. Like accent wise? Yeah. So I was like walking down the street and some guy was like, excuse me. And I was like, yeah, and he goes, my girlfriend loves your podcast. Can I take a picture? And I was like, please don't eat my heart.

I'll be, I was in Milwaukee right around downtown where he was the party. But they were all laughing about it. They had a good attitude. But Madison, I was walking my mom around. I'm like, this is where I puked. This is where I broke up with me. So a full monumental tour. Full monumental tour. And then I went on stage and I just made fun of Wisconsin and Madison and laughed about athletes and fucking Bucky and Like the food they eat you see you did see your ex did you see your ex boyfriend? No, but um I did kiss the Bucky statue and does was like hey

Does it's like see just post and photos with the X now? Babe, I gotta keep it spicy, gotta keep your under toes. What did you think about Haley B. Brinselin and Gomez shutting down the internet this weekend? Look, as my best friend, I told her, like, you don't want to have beef with salines. It is one of those examples. I feel like there's a lot of fights between girls when it's really like the dude that did fucked up shit. But what was classy of, hey, at least someone getting all the hate, so it's like it makes sense for her to do it, but she basically taking a photo with Salina is basically saying

like, low key, whatever happened with you and Justin, like I'm not like picking a side but like between us we're good. And that was classy as shit. I feel like they definite look. There's no way that the two of them didn't have beef at some point, but I feel like as time goes on, like you get over shit,

you don't care about shit as much. And so I do genuinely feel like they are fine now and the fans probably kept their beef going way longer than it actually was going on. My immediate thought was who took the picture? What was said before the picture? Like hey, you guys should get a picture together. Did they take multiple pictures? Did they pick one that they felt like they both looked good in?

Is one of them mad that like, they wish they looked better than the other? Or like what's, I want the behind the scenes of like, so if there's a planned thing, like hey, we're gonna take a picture and post it because this will end at all. Did they know each other was gonna be at the end?

You didn't see any plans. I feel like if it was planned it would have been like red carpet moment. Yeah. But like I feel like they were probably casual. The guy who posted it was a photographer. Like he has his own photography page. So it's a neither of them posted it on their pages. Which is kind of subtle and like cool.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah like oh that was just a thing we did, whatever. We don't care. Are they going to announce a road collab with Rare in our collab? That's a thing. There has to be some boundaries though. I just think that Selena and Justin ended because I know, because she's my bestie, just kidding. This is all alleged. I'm like because she's my bestie, just kidding.

That was, this is all a legend. I'm like, fuck, we're gonna get sued. I think that they just went off the rails and I know they were like, partying so fucking hard. And I think Justin needed to like get his life together and he literally left Selena and Akasid and love her, but because that shit got like two intents

and the partying was a big part of it and they both were not in a good place mentally. And then he just fucking marries this girl. So deep down Selena, you are obviously like heartbroken that it couldn't work out. So you see people hating on the girl and deep down you must kind of like it. I could have been me and Justin and this girl swoops in. So like low key you like it, but then it comes to a point where you're like, don't ruin this girl's life. I feel like there,

you almost have to have a relationship at some point in your life where you love this other person so much. But it's almost like a maturity, like a maturity growth thing that you have to go through that you realize, like, okay, I love this person so much, but he's so bad for me. And if I stay with him selfishly because I love him, he'll end up ruining me. And I have like love me more. Oh my god. How fucking powerful page. Okay.

Brunei Brown. Oh my god. Hashtag Brunei Brown. But I really think that you're right. I had a, do you ever feel like you're signing a deal with a devil? Every day of my life. Literally, every day. No, I literally, when I was dating this like guy who was successful and everyone loved him

Yeah, I remember being in the bathroom and I didn't know why but something felt really long really really wrong Yeah, and I just remember thinking okay, I'm just gonna sign a deal with the devil Because I think this guy is the guy should be with even though deep down something was feeling so fucking wrong and girls I have to tell you that's a universe testing you. Don't go with the devil. Yeah. The devil always wins. Even though we are a cult, we're not a satanic cult.

The universe is testing you with fucking an apple. They're giving you, they're like, oh, fame, money, whatever. Yeah. Don't go with it. You gotta go with your heart, because you'll be fucking miserable. And your stomach will eventually really tell you.

For sure, for sure. If you got really skinny, like past cute skinny, that's how I always know. I'm like, I, Kate Moss would be nervous for me right now. I should probably break up with this guy. If looking at McDonald's makes you nauseous baby, get out. Get out. Stop throwing yourself out. It's makes you nauseous, baby. Get out. Get out.

Stop throwing yourself out. Yeah, it's not. It's not great. But I do think what happens is they're not gonna break up with you. No, because they have what they want. Well, also, that's a, I have been in so many like awful relationships that I feel like I've like.

You've read a book. Liked up so many things about like narcissism and like read all these books about it, whatever. That's like a classic sign. Like they won't break up with you. That's like not. They will suck your energy and your positivity and everything that's amazing

until you have nothing left. Yeah, they'll never leave you. They'll never leave you. You have to do it to them. And if you also are googling what is narcissism here, that's a sign too. You should get out. He for sure is. Oh my God. But also like dating Justin Bieber is not easy. Let's be honest. So I think they had to have a moment where they looked at each other. And I was like, that's a lot, right? And she's like, yeah, it's a fucking lot. It's not normal life.

No, it's there's nothing normal. I mean, he got famous that 13 years old. She's like the dopamine. It just burned it all out after age 14. I said this weekend, which almost rivals my Justin Bieber, I'm Justin Bieber when we're on tour. Comment. Yeah. I said, I understand how celebrities go to the hospital for like dehydration and exhaustion. Yeah. Because no one tells them to stop. Everyone just wants to keep making money. They're like, yeah, next one, next one, next one.

I could not imagine what it's like to be a musician, like an A-list musician who's performing every single night and like meeting people. And like, there's no, it's not normal, it's not healthy. Like there's no way. It just reminds me of Maryland, how they used to get her on uppers and then give her downers to go to sleep and get her on uppers again.

Yeah, it's not, and then you're like, like this weekend I was like, I'm not drinking. Like, I mean, and that was a wild thing to say in a room full of bravo loves. I really didn't, I had maybe one half a drink at like random. Because you didn't want to die, that was a marathon. I know. And like I was so sick Monday, like this morning waking up, I was like, imagine I like went to a party or I went out or like I had a cocktail.

Like my body would shut down I'm too sensitive my body Who was the drunkest bravo lab at bravo con that I saw well when there was the watch would have been both like the housewives and they were doing like squash that beef there were some of them that were like ham Sandwetched Like it what I was like wait cuz I as I'm doing like my things ated. Like, I was like, wait, because as I'm doing like my things at BravoCon,

like, I am not the type of person that's gonna ask where the alcohol is because like a genuinely doesn't run through my mind. Like, hey, is there a bar nearby? Or like, hey, can I get a drink? That's like, where's the closest bathroom for when I need a shirt? Yeah, I'm like, is there a sure, a cootery board nearby, you think?

Like anywhere where I can get a square. Snack, cheese. Just snacks. So I didn't really like see anyone that was really that drunk, but I would probably say like someone who was really having a great time with Shep. I saw him having a lot of fun, I feel like. I think that's where I first met Craig was 2019 Bravo Conn and you don't remember it.

But we were like, I don't remember it. In the back room eating pizza, I remember it vividly and he walked in I think with Austin. I do remember like, did I die? No, I said you were shy. Like I feel like you're dying. I didn't touch something. I didn't touch anything. No, you definitely ignored him, which was playing the long game.

Yeah, I remember seeing him at his booth, like in 2019, like walking by all the booths and like seeing him, but not being like, yeah. Hey, you had a boyfriend. Did I? You were with Perry. Oh, right, RIP. Anyway, so it was Kanson, cool badgers.

And I totally forgot about Bloody Mary's and Wisconsin. Are they different? Yes. Really? Why? You order Bloody Mary. Okay. And it comes with shrimp in it, shrimp?

The head of a pig. Like everything you can imagine. Cheeseburger slider. Cheeseburgers, cheese curds, it's like if just Google everyone Google Wisconsin bloody Mary and then it comes with a side of a beer that you didn't even ask for. Wait is it Wisconsin one of those colleges that they have those like random late night restaurants where you go in and you put all of these things in a styrofoam box. You know what I mean like a buffet? No, no, no.

There, okay, I only know it from like my friends that went to like Rochester Syracuse. That's these things and I forget what it's called but it's like you go to this restaurant, you get a styrofoam box and it's called like a garbage something. Garbage plate. That's like golden corral. That's like golden corral What's a golden corral? Oh, is that a buffet place? Yeah, it's like I've shot myself in a bunch of golden corral sick But like no one judges you there's like a bathroom attendant and everything right because they're all so at golden corral

Yeah, this bloody Mary will literally feed a small country or a woman named Mary from Milwaukee. So that was a journey. My mom and I had cheese curds, which is the greatest thing in the world. I've never had a cheese curds. And your mouth, it's beer battered cheese curds. What is it?

Curd. Just like a tater tot. So this is a science podcast, and I'm gonna explain to you guys, when you make cheese, it starts with milk, right? And I guess, it's milk curdles at first. Okay. And it becomes curds. And before it becomes a solid thing of cheese.

Okay, I probably got this wrong, but I think it's right. So you literally take the curdles of cheese. So it's these, and then they have the sauce. Is it soft? What kind of cheese? Okay, all kinds of cheese. Okay. All kinds.

But they have this thing called squeaky cheese, where when you bite into it, it's like, can't you do, can't you do? I need you to do that. Literally. And then they have this thing called cheesy bread, where it's bread with like hot pepper flakes on the outside and just melted cheese on the inside It's like if an Italian a dairy from I just I'm ordering pizza tonight

Dude Wisconsin just does dairy next level like the chocolate milk ice cream. It's all homemade. It's just it's a it's cow dairy land Wisconsin is America Would you ever name your child Madison? You also met your niece. Oh my God. So now I'm in Indiana, y'all. We had a very different weekend. With my one month old niece.

Is she talking yet? Did she say, Anne Hannah? No, she just, she just winds. She's just like, ah! She just sounds like she's about to squeeze out of fart and naps and I'm like, girl, me and you. How did it feel holding a human that is related to you in such a different way than you've ever experienced?

And knowing. I mean, it was like, this is the smartest, strongest, coolest baby ever. She like, squeeze my finger, I'm like, that's the smartest, strongest, coolest baby. She like squeezed my finger. I'm like, that's the strongest baby. She's gonna be a champion. But like, I straight up looked at Jeannie and I was like, you could get this on Amazon.

Can I get this on Amazon? I need one. Like I need one. Yeah, that's sort of my next question. Was it like you get like a weird feeling? My ovaries sort of tingling. My mom has a story from when I was born and like she had me cool. They put me in the nursery with all the other babies and she said that like 10 minutes later

the nurse brought her back in a huffle and said your baby is waking up all the other babies and doesn't want to be with all the other babies. So we're keeping her in here. They brought me into her slept like a goddamn goddess. Just from the womb, new home body. Don't want to be around people. Put me with my mom. You fucking crazy ass bitches.

I'm in the world now. I want to be with my mom. I came out swinging They put like these cute little hats on all the babies and all the babies are laying there I'll cute with their little hat. Yeah, and I decided I'm not wearing this fucking hat And I was I got my fingers stuck in the hat and I was flailing and they were like your monster child Needs to be sedated. Hannah, that's so unbranded of who we are. You were like, I'll make my own choices when it comes to fashion.

Thank you. I don't wanna fucking accessory right now. I'm sweating. No, my IDD, I was like, is there a tag on this? Is there an IG tag in the bag? Hell, fucking to the no. Take this off my head, my pits are sweating. I can't be in here.

In pre-K, I told you I got sent home because I was scratching the other children. But that was out of context. It was Halloween and I was Nala. So I was in character. I was Jared Letoing it. I was like, how am I supposed to be Nala? If I don't, I don't scratch everyone. And she was like, good am I supposed to be Nala? If I don't, if I don't scratch everyone.

And she was like, good news and bad news. Good news, Hannah's really good at acting. She really loves the character and she's a stuffed. Love the craft. Love the craft. She's like, for a second, I thought it was really Nala. The bad news is, she is eating one of the kids like a carcass on the side of the road.

She is drawing blood from the other children. And it's against our policy here at Brooklyn Country Day. If you could talk to her, that'd be great. But you know what makes me nervous? The first seven years of your life, they say sets the rest of your life. Which is crazy. It's crazy. the first seven years of your life, they say sets the rest of your life. It is crazy. It's crazy. How? Why? Insane. And like what little things? Like obviously like there's traumas but like,

oh me eating like checks in the morning. Yeah, like what? I like don't remember and I in general have a very bad memory. We know this But the babies are learning at all times like you look at her and she literally looks like in the moment She's learning what like a room is like she's like They're just like so because their body's just growing so fast I think what I am most excited for though is like when my child is like six or seven and I do get a call from the school Because it's inevitable. It's my child. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get a call And they're just like hey, you know

She's and I just can't wait to hear the sentence after that like what is she doing that? I'm getting a call and like I can't wait to defend her or wait till she gets home and like How did you start it a little child cult? They're all bowing to her and we don't know what to do. She's she's great leader. She's a pro She's wearing a white robe and she's telling everyone to follow her practices and we're we're a bit concerned She's making them all donate to her donation box. She's telling us that she will not be managed and she'll go to lunch when she's hungry. So she's been napping through every class. Who knew you could sleep with your head on a desk that comfortably.

She said that she was an iPad baby and that she was smarter than the entire staff here. So she told me that she's going to see us in court and we got kind of worried is her dad a lawyer or is this just something she says? Is her mom a judge? She told us threatening. She told us threatening? She told us the men we were dating probably are trash and then, um. No. She called her male social studies teacher,

a piece of garbage, and she's not wrong. The guy is just a narcissist. She said that the principal was gaslighting her. I don't even know if she knows what that means. She told us all of our outfits sucked and did we look in the mirror before we came to work. Your daughter is only wearing crop tops and we're fine with it. We love her expressing herself, but I feel like she's cold because it's the winner. And she's wearing stilettos in the snow.

Oh my god, can I do a dope documentary? Fuck yeah. This is the craziest shit ever, and it's called Tell Me Who I Am. I think you might have watched it. It's on Netflix. Tell me who I am. Oh my god. Oh my god.

And if you want to get like a little disturbed and cry and be in your feelings, watch it. Ooh, I could probably do that tonight. Craig would love it. Craig's going to sob. Sob like a little baby. So there's these two guys. Okay. Wait, what's it called?

Sorry. Tell me who I am. Okay. There's two guys in England and they're part of like a rich family. Okay. One of them gets in a motorcycle accident. He wakes up and he can't remember anything except his twin. Oh my God.

That's the only thing he remembers. He doesn't remember his mom. And the twin literally takes him home and is showing him like this is a refrigerator. Like it's create, like he can speak, but he literally can't remember anything about life. And part of me is like jealous. Like, oh my God, imagine one day you're up, and you have no memories.

But then he was like, it was scary for me because I didn't know who I was because I had nothing to attach to. I had no identity, I was just this being. So then the brother realizes that he can protect him from bad memories of his past and recreate a childhood that he didn't have. And he's a part of them at the beach.

And he was like, yeah, we go on family vacations all the time. And he'd be like, do we love mom? And he's like, mom's great. We love our mom. And all of this stuff turns out to be a lie. But the guy, at first, you're like, oh my God, why would you lie to this kid? But then he was like, I love him so much, I could not tell him what we actually went through. But then you realize the guy starts believing his lies and he starts like really thinking

that they had this perfect life together. But then, oh my God. So the mother dies and the twin that was lied to was like, we love her, like we're so sad, and the other twin, nothing, nothing. And the guys like, what's wrong? They start cleaning out the house, and there's all these like sex toys everywhere, which is super weird.

And then there's like a drawer with a lock. He opens it up and it's a picture of the two of them as kids, like seven years old naked, but their heads cut off. And he just looks at the twin and is like, what the fuck is this? The fuck is going on. And he basically is like, mom abused us.

What year did this all take place that he, what year did he get into this accident that this happened? Probably like the 70s or 80s. Oh, okay, so this is right. So right now they're like 60, they're like 55, 60 years old as they're telling it. But then the guys like, what did she do to us? What did she do?

And he's like, I won't tell you. So then he's like, just trust's like I won't tell you so then He's like just trust me. I won't tell you so then this the guy who would lost his memory only knows It's like your friend being like someone talked shit about you and you're like what they say and they're like I'm not gonna tell you but just trust me. Don't trust that person But you're like what did they say what the fuck did that cuz then in your head you're going to the worst You're going to like someone actually did that to me this weekend When was like page you're being so nice to like so and so and I was like yeah like whatever and they're like

They talked so much shit about you and I was like they did and they were like yeah I told you that like six months ago and I was like oh, I don't remember and then I got remade You're so I will never forget I'm so silly I was like oh my god yeah you're so bad with that stuff but the worst is like you don't know how bad it is so yeah he's basically thinking he's protecting his brother by being like I'm not gonna give you details but yes stuff was bad but the other brother who had no memory just starts spiraling like becomes suicidal feels just like his whole life is alive but he doesn't even know how But the other brother who had no memory just starts spiraling like becomes suicidal

Feels just like his whole life was alive, but he doesn't even know how bad it was right and then in the documentary They finally get together and he watches a video of his brother explaining what he went through and basically his parents were like these aristocrats who Would where was the dad? The dad was just like a mean asshole, but he wasn't involved in the abuse I don't think. But actually, I don't wanna give it away, but basically that's, you don't- Where did they live?

They really happened. Where did they live? Somewhere in England, they had this huge house and they made the boys sleep in the garage, which was like red flag But that's all he knew he was just like oh the kids sleep in the garage and they had a mansion So yeah, this shit was fucking Crazy imagine being little though and like going over to their house and like for a sleepover and being like oh we get to sleep in the garage

to sleep in the garage. I remember I like loved going to people's houses that had basements that were like redone and like they'd hang out in there because my mom would always be like, oh, I'm going to invite you over to my house and send you to my basement. No. Like Kim is very against redone, refinish basement. I feel like there were such characters in your sleepover group. Like there was the one who was trying to scare the shit out of everyone telling all the ghost stories all the time,

like the naughty one, like, let's be naughty. And then there was the one who was like, definitely would call their mom eventually to pick them up. Yeah. Like they just weren't like minute. Sixth and seventh grade. We had a sleep over every single Friday. Oh my God.

Yep, it was always at my house or this other girl, Ashley's house. We had to sleep over every Friday. We did crap. The prank caller. There was the prank caller. Yep. Then there was the one who was slutty.

The one who was like, OK, who taught us what everything was. Yeah, she's like, this is what fingering is. And you're like, I just met my friend, and I go to bed. I was like, I thought that we were having mac and cheese. Yeah, there's like the boy crazy one that was like early on the boys.

And we were like, what's that? Yeah, wow, there's such a character in each. And yeah, there was the crafty one. The one who was like, we're painting, we're sculpting. I was somewhere in the middle. Like I could be convinced to be bad and like prank phone call and be boy crazy, but I could also be convinced to like eat grilled cheese sandwiches and watch the snacks. I was very into the snacks and the movie.

We used to go to blackbuster like the little rental thing and we it was a huge decision what movie we get. And it was a huge decision what movie we get. And it was always Spice Girls. But also, you know nowadays we have so much trouble picking a movie. It's almost because there are too many choices. It's like on the dating. Back then, you were not going to walk all the way back to the rental. Or drive.

Or drive. It was Spice Girls. It was Air Bud. It was Miss Congeniality. Yeah, you picked one. Yeah. And you picked one. Yep. And you got it. Oh my god, how much nostalgia? Okay, let's talk about the watch here, because I feel like people like it in the beginning.

Yeah, and then people end up being like, don't waste your time. And then people say that. I'm only two episodes in, but I also googled the actual story, and I feel like they made it look way more exciting than it is. What is that? It's basically these people that moved into this house and started to get creepy letters. Okay, but I don't think anything else happens Oh, so they never like killed them. They never came in. I don't think no killing. There was not one murder Not a not one murder Get it out See one court one murder. Get it out. See you in court. Documentary not a

drippa blood. Okay. Well it actually is not documentary. There's Naomi Watson in it. Oh right. So with the guy who played Joe Demaggio in the Maryland movie who honestly? Zadi. Yeah. I agree. Zadi. I um a great there's um there's another actor that like kind of looks like him kind of not We have this is the only time I feel like we have the same typing guys and it's this is the type It's an older Italian looking man Who is not generically good looking but there's strong knows strong strong knows I love a strong nose strong nose dark hair Okay, this one actor I love him anytime he's in a movie. I have no idea what his name is

He's in wolf of Wall Street But he's on a new showtime show that my brother says really good. That's called like Life of a jiggle or something and he's the main character, but like He's also in like the accountant with Ben Affleck. It's, I don't know what his name is, but I love him anytime I see him in a movie and he's not like that hot, but like on my list, for sure.

I, oh, oh, oh my God, he's the guy who played the coach in Richard Williams movie. John Bernthal. He's not Italian. No. Wow. I mean, Jewish and Italian can get you to use that time. Yeah, that's true, because...

But you know what it is, we just like guys that look like our dads and I said it. It's creepy, but I said it. Um, yeah. That's why, like, it is. No, it's a, that's a thing. Cause they feel like safe and they feel strong and they'll protect you and they'll love you. I think that's why I love Elliot Stabler.

Something about him reminds me kind of of my dad. Do you see Elliot Stabler's like having a full Zaddy moment? Full moment. He's in brisket. Yeah, he's like, I'm bald. I have a goatee. I own everyone. I'm like, okay, live your life have a goatee, I own everyone. I'm like, okay, I'll live your life.

Say you get pregnant, I get pregnant, we both have our babies. Oh. We're hanging out one day. Can you rest? Look, okay, let's just hypothetically say that like- We love to sound so stupid. So stupid, but I have to ask.

I go dry. Can my baby drink your milk from your boob? I know that because you could donate your extra milk to the... Okay. Neat cue. Oh, okay. I wonder if the baby's like, this is off brand. Not my brand.

This is not my original brand. Okay, my next question is, I've asked Craig this so many times and I want to know if you've asked us, when I have a baby, will you make Des, try your milk one? That's part A. Yes, I know. Yes, yes. Okay, well I've, the milk looked like everything that comes out of my body is disgusting. The milk that was coming out of G-Gee-Gee's, Titas, looked so fucking pure. I was like, that's that raw milk shit. That's the vegan shit.

That's that whipped cream that I would fucking... No, I'm not. Yeah, I was like, didn't win any chocolate syrup. I'm about to fuck this milk up. It looks so good. Okay, when does Tries Your Brass Milk will it be directly from your boob or will it be from a cup? From a cup.

Okay. From a cup. You're not gonna milk it. Milk him. He's Zadi. Yeah. I'm not Zadi. He's Zadi.

I don't wanna get get that confused because look It's a wrong if the wrong like breeze of air hits at the wrong time next thing You know he has a fetish for sucking my teeth right right? No, I don't want to be his mom. Yeah, yeah, I he's gonna He's gonna suck on my mom in bed. I don't want to risk that shit and also yeah I haven't a day to personality what if I liked it What if the only way I could come in the future is if it does, like, sucks my milk. Yeah.

That just got dark. Also, okay, here's another question. Are you gonna let me try it? Like, yeah, I try yours. Okay, cool. Cause I want to. The milk. Yeah.

I'm not gonna suck it out of me. Are you guys? But I wanna try yours. Are you gonna eat your placenta? I'm gonna send it in and make it into pill form and then yeah, I am. Doesn't it cost a lot of money? I don't care.

This is my child we're talking about. Yeah. I'm telling you, the mom instincts are gonna hit us. They are. Like I already feel them. But then also, some babies are not that cute. Okay. Because baby is cute.

Yeah. Okay. Lois is adorable. Lois is cute. Lois was not adorable. Would we know? Would you know? Or would you be like, no, it's, she is adorable

because she's mine. She's in my family. They're always adorable because they're little and innately as humans, we are taught. We have to think they're cute, so we protect them. Yeah. But I've seen many ugly baby. I've seen many ugly baby.

I just think it turns into like a puppy where like any puppy's cute. Like they're somewhere ugly cute. But I do stand by what I said, babies are assholes. Like, Lois, she, she doesn't care about how I feel. She hasn't asked me once like if I'm having a good time, if I like the visit. But Lois is like living her, she's living, she's living her life. She's doing her thing. I think life, she's doing her thing. I think she thinks she's better than me.

She definitely thinks that. She does think that because she just has people to take care of her all day. Well, I'm like having shower in three days and she's like, who is that person on my couch? Another question for you. Have you thought about butter at all when you were thinking about having a baby.

So Dana and Jeannie have a cat named Luna who is so good with the baby. They say they don't want the pet to be too attentive to the baby because that's kind of weird. They kind of want to be bored with the kid. And Luna is just doing things she's not jealous. She doesn't really have much emotions and it's really cute. And every now and then she'll walk by the baby and you're like, oh, so much goodness. And sometimes the baby will cry.

And Luna will just like chime in. Like, and they also cry. Like this girl needs help. But also they say that cats don't meow to each other and that meowing is something they started to manipulate humans by hearing babies how they sound when they cry because humans respond to it. So cats started literally trying to sound like babies. They'll be like, cats are scorpios.

They're scorpios. All cats are scorpios. They're genius dark creatures, which is truly witches. But it doesn't play well with other children. Right, that's what I'm, that's, she's main character energy. But I think she will be fine as long as it's not another kitten.

The outfits are so cute. There's like a little fur jacket for little girls that I'm gonna buy Lois. It's gonna be so fun. Wait, I wanna buy Lois something. We're gonna be like the cool New York aunties that just sent her. We're on set live in New York City.

This is from my Giggly squad aunt that just sent me Valentino shoes. Yeah, happy sweet goals. We're gonna have a scene. Lois is a giggler. Lois is our youngest giggler. Our youngest giggler, oh is a giggler. This is a giggler. Lois is our youngest giggler. Our youngest giggler. Oh my god.

A little baby giggles. I learned how to change a diaper. How was it? How'd you feel? Unsafe. Yeah. I mean, your face is right by all the places that can explode. And I'm telling you, these little lowest farts like her aunt, I'll tell you that right now.

This little thing was like, and I was like, I'm proud of you, bitch. I'm glad that was powerful. How is like, Jeannie in general, like, have they, are they sleeping? Like, have they slept through the night? Like, what's? Jeannie was a NICU nurse, which means she was a nurse for babies. So she's literally been like professionally trained to take care of babies. Wow, I might send her mine. Yeah, just for like six times. Ten years.

Yeah. Hey, if you could return her when she's 17, that'd be great. Thanks, Jeannie. You really just need to go, my brother will take the earlier shifts, and she'll take the later shift. I mean, it's hard, but as long as you can nap during the day sometimes, I feel like you'll survive. I mean, whenever we're great at that.

We're great at sneaking in and nap. Whenever I ask them questions, I'm like, how do you know when they want to eat, how do you know when they want to poop? And my mom's like, look, people have been doing this since the beginning of fucking time, you'll figure it out. Is that so crazy? It's so crazy that you go to the hospital, you have this baby, and then they legitimately let you take it home.

They say, okay, now go. You're like, what? Yeah, and they're like, call us if any, if you need anything. Come back if it's hard. Try not to ruin its life. Put that being straight in therapy. Literally?

Imagine if you could remember your birth. You know those people who accidentally took the wrong baby? Yeah. Because they all look like little aliens. Yeah. That's wild. I feel like there's is did anything else happen? There is like a lot going on with Olivia Wilde and then Jason's, Jason's to thank us because they're nanny did like an interview about like when Jason found out about Olivia and Harry and that he like threw her out of their house or something. And so like the nanny did an interview and then Jason and Olivia came out and did like

set a statement. They said as parents, it is incredibly upsetting to learn that a former nanny of our two young children would choose to make such false and I don't know what this word is. We tried to sound it out. where you see a WR. I feel like. Rrrr. Rrrr. Theraklas. Oh, it's a girl. I don't, I'm not afraid. Maybe it's a typo. People are going to get messages and they're like dumb fucks. Accusations about us publicly.

So. At least they're coming together and they're being a unit on like, brand gelina. On like a PR Yeah, cuz like he could a she could lean in with them be like yeah, he was horrible. He threw me out So basically both of them. I guess she said Jason was so distraught after finding out about Olivia Wilde's affair with That with Harry Styles that he threw himself in front of her car to stop her from going to see the former boy band heartthrob.

She also claimed that Sedancus fired her on February 1st when he was in a drunken rage and she told the Daily Mail on Monday When I came back from a weekend off Jason was crying a lot crying and crying and I didn't know what happened at all After I'd got the kids ready, Jason came up the stairs, almost having some coffee, he was crying in a mess and said she left us, she left us. Okay, she definitely signed an NDA and is going against it. She's gonna get her ass sued.

Yeah. You got to have a... Also like, why are you doing that? Like yeah, he's hard-broken. Yeah, obviously his wife just left him for like a literal British icon That's also not tea like oh Jason was upset when his wife left him. I want my money back Time is money, okay, okay that new t-shirt I'm just gonna start saying that and things where it doesn't like ever have a conversation with someone you're like wow what a waste of

fucking time that was I'm just gonna start I want my money back wow wow well okay thank Wow. Wow. Well, okay. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so much. We have shows in Atlanta and we are going to announce our world tour. Wait, no. Our our universal tour. Wait for the photo shoot that is being... Had. We're doing a photo shoot next week. We will have BTS. It's all happening. Oh! And I'm dropping a vlog. Our second vlog tonight.

So we're doing these vlogs of behind the scenes of our shows. Where we're doing confessionals. It's getting heated. It's lit. It's lit. Um, so check out our YouTube channel for that. And we love you guys.

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