Giggly Squad - Giggling about mean girls, golden globes, and facetiming

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

We are spilling our hot takes about the Golden Globes and Paige gives us a fashion recap. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Sub-degenerate. Very picture-y-five. Manifestation. We can't be managed. It is. I'm in the day just got away from me. What's up my golden globe, igloos? That was hard to say. That was what accent was that.

And everyone's making fun of Joe Cory hosting. I can't just, I can't even say golden globe, igloos. Well, I watched the whole thing. I watched everything. I took notes for the igloos and I have. Did you watch any red carpet? Or you just went into golden gloves? So this was the first time ever that there was no cable red carpet, which is crazy.

Which is, I mean, I don't know what's happening in Hollywood. And I also went on TikTok. When you said, hey, there's no eating news coverage. Yeah. I thought you were asking me. I didn't know you were telling me. So then when I was like, oh, well, something has to be like on TikTok.

Like they have to be going live on TikTok or something. There was nothing. So I like Google did. You know when you Google like how to watch something and then there's a full article about it. I mean, I don't need to article. I don't need to read that. And I like panics and I was like, no,

you have to figure this out for the giglers because you need to watch. So then I, you have to go on varieties, YouTube page, which already is too many steps for me. Yeah, too much app. And then I connected it to my TV. Like I fully, I know, like I want to hard, because I had nothing else to do. I was like, let's do one thing. And I watched all of it from like 6 p.m. to midnight.

And what do you think? I have so many thoughts. So, okay, let's dive in. First of all, I want to address the joke with drama. Yeah. And give the gig list like a little my two cents of what I know.

Apparently, currently, Chris Rock and Ali Wong said no to the gig. Okay. And it's known in the comedy community that awards show hosting is like Kiss of Da. Very difficult to do. And like Trevor Noah's good at it. There are some people that are good at it. I think Ricky D'Ravace. Ricky's amazing. Always be it. And he's graded it because not all his jokes hit. Yeah. But he at least makes the audience knows what's gonna happen. He leans in,

he commits to it. And he's just like, I don't give a fuck. And if you know the person on stage doesn't give a fuck, it makes everyone feel better. Yes. Michael Che from SNL wrote the funniest things. I'm about to say. I have to write. Every time I hear Michael Che's name,

I think about the time that him and Leah Mob got into a fight on Instagram, and I'll never forget it. We don't talk about it now. People don't talk about Michael Che. Michael Che and Leah from Real House, was in New York, mashed on a dating app and then had a full blown-

A full fight. Fight in the media. And I was living for it. I was thinking, wait, this is the best pair. Michael Chek is sassy. So he writes, comedian should boycott hosting award shows. For once, very difficult to make movie stars laugh. They're way too self-conscious to have a good time.

Yeah. Too, they don't even want to laugh. They're too busy thinking about their careers and their speeches and their cause. And you put cause and rotation. They think they want to be made fun of, but they actually don't. They want to get a nice photo on a trophy.

Imagine right before game seven of the NBA finals, you had to go to locker room and make LeBron laugh. He goes also Hollywood doesn't respect comedians, and they did Eddie Murphy, Jim Carrey would have three Oscars for their movies, not the drama. So true. And then he goes, so they expect us to host the Oscars, but won't even nominate us, fuck that, get a magician. I will never host a Hollywood award show unless I'm asked.

Exactly the same way. I was like, I'm not saying. It's so easy to like, I was watching and I was talking to Des and Des is like, yo, this gig is so hard. Like, don't be judgy. This is so hard. You like, honestly, is why you should say, notice some gigs, whatever.

But my thing with Joe Koi is, how happy is Chelsea Hamler this morning? Chess! I thought about her the whole time. I thought about her the whole time. Oh my god. Because nobody loves, like, revenge when you didn't have to do anything more than us. This is one of those moments where Chelsea probably could have gone to podcast, talk shit.

And the universe said Chelsea said back. Yeah, just way have a more creative Way this car We have a more evil plan that you couldn't even think of and that like I love about it She probably saw that he was hosting the Golden Globes and was like what the fuck yeah with a fuck like and and like our heart Sank and she's like oh my god. I've seen my ex-boyfriend like thriving everyone's gonna like love him on it So this is my thing with Jo Koi. I actually, I loved him when he was on Chelsea Handler.

Yes. I do think he definitely didn't have as much time as some other comics have to prepare. But what you do is you get a writing team. Yep. So like I say, you said Hannah, you've 10 days to prepare for the Golden Globes. I call up all the funniest comics I know

who are willing to work for me. And you pay them to come up with the funniest comics I know who are willing to work for me and you pay them to come up with whatever the like five minute jokes are. So that's on you. That's on you, but like, and the people help you like get it together. Like the Golden Globes has to approve the jokes that you and your team have written. Exactly. Like Chris Rock has a whole writing team that will help him.

And but you're probably the ultimate say like like, I want to do that joke. I don't want to do that joke. I felt like the jokes were very 2010. So I think the writing room was definitely all men. 100%. To have a joke that Barbie was just about a plastic doll with boobs. Whatever. But along to it, like he could have been funny.

He had a funny Gary Keoghan, Gary. Who? Fixed Wi-Fi. Very, very Keoghan. He had a funny joke about his penis, and then he made the penis joke about Bradley Cooper's nose. Like, it's not like it was completely horrible. It was just, you can tell that he started

and it wasn't going that well. Yeah. And I can't explain it when you're said to go in badly. The heat just like goes to your head. Yeah, and I could like see it happening for him. Yeah, and I started sweating butter was sweating. Yeah, and then didn't he say like I didn't write these jokes? So the one thing about being a comic is you have to make sure the crowd is like comfortable.

Like even if it's hard, like you just want them to trust you and then they can flow about it. Like you want to just be likable when he came on and immediately lost them with the Barbie joke. And then was saying stuff and it wasn't landing that well and then he just goes rogue. And he goes, you know, I didn't write these jokes. My writers did.

The ones that you laughed at, I wrote at, and then from that moment, like, no, it's like second-hand embarrassment, just like so awkward. And I have so much empathy for him and comics have so much empathy for him because it is a really fucking hard gig. Yeah.

Actually, Michael Chey also joke, he was like, I hate how they cut to the actors and they're like not laughing. It's like you're fucking actors, act like it's funny. Yeah, like do in a solid. When you guys, when you lose, you're all fucking clapping and smiling, acting like you're fine.

Right. There's, I think Robert De Niro or Harrison Ford, one of them like rolled their eyes and that was going, I think it was Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford. And then Selena Gomez put her head in her hands. So, Taylor, so it's like took a sip of her drink. Taylor?

Taylor? Did that, Taylor knew what she was doing. She knew she was drinking. I'm foaming out the mouth. Can we talk about the Taylor stuff Selena Gomez? Like them talking shit about Kylie. I saw that and I go, that is an episode of Get Good Squad. That is literally what Get Good Squad is.

That is girlhood. That is girldom. That is my religion. I have a lot of things to do. I have a lot of things to do. I have a lot of things to do. I have a lot of things to do. I have my religion, whatever's happening. I have such unpopular opinions flowing through my fucking head right now. No, I know. We were doing so well.

Everyone take a sip of your drink. Okay. Now, is this like a meditation app? If, let's just speak in hypotheticals because let me preface with, we don't know any of the people involved. We don't know all the drama, we only know what we can surmise. So, from what I'm surmising, okay, where did it be? Not to be confused

with just smising. But what I am surmising is, if it is true that Selena Gomez went up to Taylor Swift and how pretty is what you're gonna call it's fucking wife? Kelly, uh, my, my, my, my, I was teller. Oh, is that who that's his wife? She just came as like a friend. Well, I think she came as like the date to her husband. I think she was there. Was he not? I didn't see my son there. Oh, I think maybe she came maybe she came as a friend Girlie whatever She's so pretty. I was on a plane with them one time What this one time a big Literally this one time I was on a plane to LA and miles tell her and his wife were sitting behind me Behind you. I didn't say anything though because I was just like no

I'd be like weird, but I would never I'd be like, can you drive the plane? And like, Miles, do you think you can land this plane? 50% of men think they did. But we're probably two. But we're probably two. If Selena Gomez was in actuality, going up to Taylor Swift and saying, I was, I asked Timothy Chalamet for a picture

and Kylie said no, if that is actually what she said to her and that's what they were talking about, I'm team Kylie, a thousand percent. In what world is Selena Gomez who has beef with Haley Kendall, that whole crowd, going up to Kylie's boyfriend asking for a picture when there's already so much drama with like Justin and like whatever the media was gonna say about said picture that could have been taken. So I'm on her side for that.

Also, she's best friends with Taylor. Taylor hates Kylie's older sister. Why would she like even get involved? Kylie's over at the table with her man's telling each other. They love each other. You look so kind. I want to get married. You three are over at the table with her man, telling each other they love each other. You look so kind. You want to get married.

You three are over at the other table talking about how much you hate that, which no shade, I've got my whole life on doing that. I love sitting at the table with my girlfriends. Like they could have been talking about the sushi. She could have said I was in the bathroom and my real street took the biggest. Yeah. She could to a friend. Yes, and that totally could have been the conversation. At the end of the day, the patriarchy is winning.

Yeah, because we're all fighting. Well, the girls are fighting, the girls are fighting, man. The girls are being hit against each other. Timothy Shalamay is chilling. Well, it's funny because when I saw her whisper at Timothy Shalamay, I thought maybe he did something. Why are we assuming Kylie or Selena better woman than me? No, but maybe Timothy Shalamay, like, yeah, maybe Timothy said, hey, Selena, fuck off. Yeah, maybe he, Timothy did that.

Then, and then in that situation, we're team Selena and Taylor. Mm-hmm. But we don't know. We, that's what we don't know. We don't know. That's the thing we don't know. But I like one thing we know is that we don't we never know. We will never know. It's the one thing. We know. Is that we probably won't know. We definitely probably don't know. And that's true. That's good. And let's, okay, now let me switch gears. And let's, okay, now let me switch gears.

To celebrity outfits since we're on it. Okay. Overall, what was your overall like feeling? Overall my feeling was, okay. Okay, yeah, okay. Red silver, which I've been wearing for a while now. I wasn't like, there was one dress that I thought was fucking spectacular and of course I thought was fucking spectacular. And of course, I didn't fucking screenshot it.

But it was the girl who is on Euphoria, Hunter Shaffer. Oh, I loved that dress. It's funny because that was the dress game with most backlash. People saying it was like hair. But it's because it was more artistic. Way more artistic, way more like fashiony weight. Like I like things that when they get on the red carpet,

you're like, what is that? I've never seen a dress like that. I like I love Tars. I also like J.Lo's. I thought it was like just like pretty. It was very page-coded. It was like pink roses and like flowers and whatever. And I just thought it was cute.

Billy Eilish went full electric grandpa. Billie Eilish went full electric grandpa. Billie Eilish went full electric grandpa. I think she looked great. Um, I think for a different event, you're at the Golden Globe. For Billie Eilish's outfit? Yeah. For Lori's side going to get coffee, obsessed.

Obsessed, obsessed. If she wanted to do a long skirt blazer, like more masculine vibe. I think she could have done something like, Marl Street. Yeah. Marl Street came in full sequence. I got it.

And I'm so excited for Margot Robbie to be done with her Barbie outfits. I loved all of them. But I mean, she's not gonna be done. She's a whole award season. No, I'm done with that. I'm done with Mar Barbie outfits. I loved all of them. But I mean, she's not gonna be done. She has a whole award season. No, I'm done with that. I'm done with my Barbie. For Barbie.

For Barbie, who got out of Chanel. And then they threw her right in. They're like, you can only wear pink for the next two years. I feel the pink. But like, she doesn't have to. She could go in and go full just like black. Like, she could just be like, fuck you guys.

How do you know? Maybe she's contractually, she can't. Huh. And yeah, she keeps bringing up all the girls keep wearing pink. Maybe she's taking 5% of pink the colors brand deals. Pink's PR is. Pink's big business. I get some big business.

Pickable and pink are really running shit right now. Okay, Taylor Swift's dress. I liked that color. I like that color. I like that color. I thought that- I like it because she had a moment. Yeah, I thought she liked it good. Selena, there's just too much going on.

I feel it. It was a-lined. It had- She didn't look comfortable. She didn't look comfy. That's my thing. Yeah. I was like-

The dress was wearing her. She wasn't wearing the dress. Yes, but I think she looks gorgeous. Like her, like in general. In general. Yes, I'm feeling really good energy from her. Yeah, I didn't wearing the dress. Yes, but I think she looks gorgeous. Like her like in general. In general. Yes, I'm feeling really good energy from her. Yeah, I didn't love the fit. I wanted to feel comfortable

and it looked like she was getting strangled. How do you claim people loved it? I hated it. I didn't even see her on the carpet. I hated that. It's funny how like some coverage, they just like don't put certain people in it. Some people you just don't see.

Haley Steinfeld in Prada. I loved it. Yeah, I really liked it too. I don't think she needed to do the black gloves. I think she could have shaneled it and then like take one accessory off. So the funniest part about the whole thing was that they were serving sushi, which like who thought serving sushi at a four hour award show

was a good idea. Like that's a just sushi. Like sushi was the food. So we'll feral saves a day. Mm-hmm, my husband. Wait, there's drama with him though, apparently. No, is there? You wrote something.

I wrote something. Yeah. So I was with one of my gay guy friends over the past couple of days. And for whatever reason we started talking about we'll feral and he goes, This one does. Yeah for whatever reason we started talking about Will Farrell. And he goes, yeah, and he goes, my hate will fail. He's not funny at all.

And I go, what? And I just started listening theatrical, amazing cinema that he has created. He's been a role. I'm naming scenes. I'm naming movies. I'm like, all of YouTube videos. I'm like, what about this man?

Do you not think he's a tunnel addition where he played a cat for five minutes? He said, in the gay male community, no gay men think Will Ferrell is funny. I said, what? I started doing research. When I love how he's canceled by the gay community and we don't know. The gay community does not think the gay men do not think that Will Farrell is funny at all. And he was like, no, I'm telling you, all of my gay guy friends, like we all agree. For the gaglers who are listening. I need to know.

Please DM us, we want to understand. He was like, you have to bring it up on the podcast. I'm telling you, everyone is going to agree. So I literally gave him this stage. And he's like, well, it smells like hot sushi. And everyone starts dying. I'm happy. No. like, well, it smells like hot sushi. And everyone starts dying. And then you could just like kind of see like people struggling

with chopsticks. I would never, I could never think about like the level of diva that's in that room to get people to stay for an award show for four hours to like even after you lost like everyone has to like, I can't wait. The worst people don't sneak out. Well, Jennifer Lawrence everyone was laughing because it cut to her and she yelled

if I don't win, I'm leaving. Yeah. Which is like what everyone's thinking. It's funny. It's funny. I think Taylor Swift left after she lost. I didn't, what was she nominated for? But also like if Taylor Swift won,

she would have gotten so much hate because everyone had been like, okay, she would have gotten so much hate because everyone had been like, okay, she put a compilation thing together, like a documentary type thing. And the Oppenheimer people would have been up and up and on. And then she would have had to deal with that hate. So I'm fine. I'm like, let someone else have fun for a bit.

And Taylor can just have a fun night. Was Jacob a Lordy there? No, but Mary Kuyogen was. I watched Sulfurin. Where'd you watch it? Give me the scene. I watched it alone in my own home by myself on a Saturday afternoon. Whoever made this movie sick.

The people sick. I feel like I can stomach a lot of things. Like I'm not kidding. Like if it's sexual and it's deviant, I can sit through it. I can stomach a lot of things. Like, I'm not kidding. Like, if it's sexual and it's deviant, I can sit through it. I can watch it. Like, I'm like, oh, yeah. Big, big one.

It's like, I thought it was gonna be like, when people were like 50 shades of grace, so crazy that I watch it. And I was like, that's a Tuesday. Chill the fuck out. Like, it's not that crazy. So, I'm gonna sick. So, he's so, it's 50 shades of gray. Gray, I winced. I was's salt burn. It's pretty sure it's a

great, great. I winced. I was like out. I was like, that hurts. The faces that that movie made me make salt burn. I want to be weirded out with that. I actually have a recently. I don't know. I've been googling it. Yeah. Something's happening to me like medically. My

gag reflex has been like on 10 recently. Poor Craig. I was gonna say, Solburn made you realize that. That was it. Damn. Wait, were you alone, gagging? Hannah, I'm not kidding. I had to look away from the TV

during the bathtub scene, so I was like, I'm gonna vomit. The thought of him swallowing, I can't even... The back, I can't actually... And then when he was licking around the room... No, I can like, I'm in a vomit. The thought of him swallowing it, I can't even... The back, I can't actually... And then when he was licking around the room... No, I can't, no, I can't, Hannah, please don't. I couldn't.

The first thing about that is that first you see like, Jacobalordi jerking off and you're like, oh, it's about to get hot. And I love how they throw you. Like, you're like, oh, it's gonna happen. And then you're like, no, no, no, no, no. Jacob was just enjoying his own night. Like, you know what Barry Kielkin did?

He said, good soup. No, oh god. Oh my god. Also like the funeral scene. The, do you know that that scene was not written in? And he was supposed to just be like crying on the grave. And then he just, don't tell me. No, don't tell me.

Like I feel, I feel like this should happen. He, he added it to the phone. No, don't tell me. I feel like this should happen. He added it to the movie. Second. Someone was joking about it online. I think a comic was talking about, like, imagine if it bombed. Imagine if he just started doing that and the crew was like, okay. Okay. Cut.

I think we got it. You have definitely got it. Like, four minutes. No. No. The movie is sick. Here's another reason I hated that fucking movie. I think it's my favorite movie of the year.

You're sick. I'm sick. I'm not crazy in the bedroom or anything, but I will enjoy cottage cheese. And that's like a different, that's the kind of sickness I am. I feel like we're opposites. I hate me.

We're completely opposites. I know. Like a man, if a man spits in my mouth, I hate me. We're like, we're completely opposites. I know. Like a man, if a man spits in my mouth, I'm calling the police. Yeah, you're like, that's really bad. You're like, that's really bad. You're saying, you're like horrible. I turn it off a guy accidentally pulls my hair because he's like, we're turning around. I'd be like, ow!

But you'll eat Chipotle from the night before that hasn't been refrigerated. And you'll be like, whatever, it'll make me stronger, you know? That's where we're opposite. I'll find a tune to first thing which on the ground if you did. Yeah. And I'll be like, go to another thing about the movie. I hate, okay, whatever, spoiler alert.

I'm gonna fuck if you haven't seen it. I hate when like the bad people win at the end of the movie. Because I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? But is he the bad one? Wow, that was steep. Do you know what I think he was? Yes, he was. I think this family, sorry, they're rich.

Sorry, they were living their fucking lives in their mansion. Jacob O'Lorrie was so nice to this fucking dork. And then he comes into their house and he takes it off. No, but Jacob O'Lorrie was used to having people as his little play you know, play things and he wouldn't let them hook up with his sisters and he would just find something new.

Oh, sorry that Jacob Alority had a fucking boundary and said, please don't fuck my sister. If I had a nickel. But this is what I love about the movie. Just when you thought it was going a type of way, it twisted it and it flipped it. Yeah. And you were left confused, disgusted.

That's how I want to feel. I want to move it to give me. It made you think. I do. It made you like be in the moment of the movie. Yeah. I definitely wasn't like on my phone a lot. And also you're a good predictor in movies.

You see a movie, see that when I can't predict what's going to happen in movie, I always say, on court, good job. Yeah. Thank you. That's why, on court, good job. Yeah. Thank you. That's why I feel about like a comedian, if I like know where the joke's going, I'm like, I don't know. I didn't expect to the ending exactly the way it was,

but I did call that like the guy was bad. I was like, something's gonna happen with this guy. He's like, not great. Yeah. But Jacob already, I think that's why we're best friends, the fact that like we will have such violently different opinions. That's the only difference, I think that's why we're best friends, the fact that we will have such violently different opinions. That's the only difference.

I saw Tate Talk the other day and it was so funny. I think it was girl boss now. And she was like, if you just think about how crazy it is, there's like a girl in the world that wakes up to like Jacobalordi's texts. Like that's like, and then I think Sam thought about it.

I was like, that's crazy. I do think we're both love, that's crazy. I think we both love Jacob Alerti. I would, I'd never met Craig, if Jacob Alerti walked in right now. Wait, he's the one guy that we both, he for some reason, hits both our points. He hits both our points. I think it's because he's tall, so I'm like, I'm in.

And he's a show of an accent, I'm in. His fashion and like the swag of him. And that's why. And that's why I'm in. And I send you how he wears all these bags. I literally dress as like Princess Diana. I know. I know he's great, but then I tell myself, like,

he's probably like Army Hammer. No, I didn't want to put them in the universe. Don't, please don't. If I love him, something will happen with him in like 2.5 years. And he's young. He's young. That's why, like,

that's why you can't be with him. Yeah, that's why I can't. I'm like, you don't know things. Guys, famous men are not always the best men for you. If Brad Pitt DM'd on what am I saying, yes. Yeah. We both agree about Brad Pitt too, because Brad Pitt's not okay.

Okay, look at us. Look at him in his man-skin Caroline. You know Brad. So Brad is dating like a normie. He is dating like a normal last girl, I think. Not to make it by me. People are telling me that I look like his girlfriend. His girlfriend was dating someone.

And I'm not, when I say people, I mean two people. I have mess with my mom. And they have your same last name. And set my mom. And set that I look like private school friend. And, you know, I actually know that I'm looking at it. I don't really, I could see a certain angle maybe, but like, yeah, kind of. What is, what is, her name, you know what I'm on?

Who was she, like, dating? She was dating someone like, kind of famous, but not on the level of the crowd. I want one of these girls to write a book. Like, you know those girls who only bounce from rich and famous men? There's a stick. Like, there's clearly like a playbook that I would like to know.

Because it's not always a serally like the richest or the most pretty know. Cause it's like, it's not always a serally like the richest or the most pretty or the, it's like there's something about the genus of Kwa. I met a girl in my early 20s, like in New York City, and I think about her all the time, and I don't actually can't remember her name, and I don't know where she is or what she's doing, but I think about her all the time.

She's a Roman Empire. She's a Roman Empire. Because every time I would see her out, she would be dating a different billionaire guy. She'd be engaged to a billionaire guy. She broke that off. She married a more richer billionaire guy. They're like, every time I saw her, I was like, what, where are you finding that? How do you know? We get in patterns, like, you know how you like date a bunch of guys who have like daddy issues or you date a bunch of guys who are just like alcoholics or you date a bunch of guys who are DJs.

Yeah. How do you get in the pattern of dating police? Like how do you, oops, I just can't, sorry, I just keep on going over. I'm feeling nervous. I, I, you are like, you're like, oh, I keep dating for a ghost. How do you get, but also, billionaires. I, I, you are like, you're like, oh, I keep dating Virgos. How did you get, but also billionaires are probably

in nightmare. He'd be fine. We know through mom's side. If you married for money, you'll work the rest of your life. Yeah, no, I know a few billionaires that I do enjoy their company. And then I know a few that I'm just like, yeah, you're the worst and like you live in a different reality.

Yeah. But also the thing with New York is I feel like the richest guys you don't know are the richest. The guys who are flaunting their money are like actually not as rich. Right. So it's the girls that find the real billionaires are even sneakier.

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We FaceTime for 45 minutes. Yeah. Like we were just, we both, you know exactly what I was powerful. We faced time for 45 minutes. Yeah. Like we were just, we both, I know, I know exactly what I was saying. Yeah. Granted, the first five minutes, maybe we need to talk. We were talking about nothing, the rest 40 minutes. So you are?

No, I think we got a lot done. We took a lot done. But like we were fully in mid conversation. Yeah, mid conversation. And you got up to go the bathroom. No, I got up to plug my phone in. I've been plugged in your phone in, and I lost ya. Yeah plug my phone in. I've been plugged in and I lost ya. Yeah, my phone is lost.

I lost ya and there was like two seconds where I waited to be like, is she coming back? And then I hung up and I said, and that's that. And true friends, once you're face, I was disconnected. It's a mom's over. You're not texting and be like, are you good? Are you alive? Are you, no, we're done. That's how the conversation ends. If that's how it ends,. You're not texting. You'll be like, are you good? Are you alive? No, we're done.

That's how the conversation ends. If that's how it ends, that's how it ends. We didn't talk for the rest of the day. Not even a goodbye. It was like, and then, baby, I never wish you made a Christmas or a happy new year. You did that. No, we're real friends.

In the moment, OK, but we were texting. I'm literally texting. Literally trying to plug my phone in because I'm like, fuck. In the moment, okay, but we were texting. I'm literally, I'm just like, literally trying to plug my phone in because I'm like, fuck, my phone's gonna die. Literally, as I plug it in, dies. I wait for it to turn back on. It's like two seconds. I turn it back on and I'm like,

I feel like we covered it. No, we covered it. We got to really the mom's over. She's a sleepy girl, it's Saturday. She's midnight. I haven't called her back in 10 minutes. She's sleeping. And we'll go about our days and I'll see her on Monday.

Like, that is true friendship. We get disconnected. They don't quite care. We're not gonna call again to say goodbye. Those are like, waste of time. That's like, that you would call a friend to be like, sorry, my phone died. Just wanted to say bye. To someone that you think like could potentially to be like, sorry, my phone died just wanted to say bye.

To someone that you think like could potentially get mad at you for not saying goodbye. Yeah, it was disrespectful. Yeah, it was disrespectful. It would have been disrespectful for you to face to me again to be, I'd be like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm, I'm like,

what are you doing on your own? Like, please stop. See you at business hours. No, I got it. That's what I turned salt burn on. I was like, I'm having my midday, my midday movie. But it was, it was a really good FaceTime. No, it was.

We got a lot accomplished. It was, it was. We got, we were the Taylor Swift and Selena of the couch. Yeah, we were like, can you believe? Also, I've been going to hip-hop yoga. Yeah. And some of the giga glows have been also, they've been tagging me, or they've just been doing yoga and playing hip-hop. I don't know what's going on, but been going to hip-hop yoga. And some of the giga-gloers have been also, they've been tagging me,

or they've just been doing yoga and playing hip-hop. I don't know what's going on, but people are yoga-hyp-hopping. And I had this moment where I got into yoga-hyp-hop. First of all, I'm navigating, like, how do I not shit myself in hip-hop yoga? Because you need to have enough energy, but then you also don't wanna have like too many calories

that you put. Small, side note question. What's your time frame? Like, are you a kind of person that, when you wake up, you have to work out or you won't do it all day or are you the kind of person that's like, I'll do it tonight.

Great question. I'm traumatized from college sports where we had to have six AM workouts. So I told myself, I made a commitment to myself. I'll never do that again. Which I feel like is why you shower at night. Yes, that's, oh my God, you're so right, because I trained her in the day,

and then you get home, you also let me shower. And then you have to wake up in the morning. And then you have to wake up in the morning. Oh my God, that makes complete sense. You're in a routine. Look at us. So then I like to wake up, I like to give myself like an hour

because I actually can't function the first hour. Yeah, no. So then around 11 or 12 is my prime time. Because after that, I'm napping. And then I get like a weird energy boost at like 11 PM. Yeah, you do. That's what I'm my most creative, my most funny. Sierra was literally, this is so funny.

Sierra was literally at my apartment the other day and she goes, have you gotten like informational text from Hannah and I'm in like a while and I was like what do you mean? She was like, you know, like when like she just like at 11 p.m. all of a sudden has all these ideas for you and she just like text you all of them. And I was like, you know what? She did do that to me a couple of weeks ago. I feel like you're due for what.

She was like, no, I need more. There's a friend that I haven't, she moved out of line. I haven't spoken to for two years. Yeah. And I send her a three minute voice note that I haven't, she moved out of line. I haven't spoken to you for two years. Yeah. And I send her a three minute voice note because I got inspired about business ideas for her. She was like, first of all, hello. She was like, well, who is this?

How did she get my number? No, she can't ask me about my life and I just didn't respond. You're like, I'm just here for the 10% like you can take this idea of it. If I think of a good idea, I need to get it off my chest. No, that's like one of my favorite qualities about you. Like you're very giving when it comes to your ideas. Like if you have a great idea for someone

and you need them to know because it could change their life, you have to tell them. I think that's why I was putting this plan. I also, I have this like fear that if I have too much information that I can't remember anything, like I need to like get it out. Like I can't remember. I don't remember.

You're not a sloppy desk. No. Sorry, I just have an information overload. I don't like memorizing things because I'm like, okay, that I'm gonna forget other things. And that's just like what's, I was like, I can't learn three languages. I'll forget one.

And he goes, you're never gonna learn three languages. Also like not out work. So like you have a limited amount of stories that I've been for information. Imagine if I smoke weed, how dumb I'd be. So I keep telling people ideas and stuff. Cause then also like I think if an idea I tell you works I don't need money on it. I just like that. Yeah, and one day when you're accepting your golden globe. Yeah after a horrible monologue

You say thank you Speaking of as you guys know, I name drop Jeremy Allen White. It's the most insane experience seeing a kid that you went to high school. That you went to middle school with, and we went to middle school. We were in drama class together. So drama class in middle school in Parkside Brooklyn was lit. I hinged, I think. It was lit. I hinged, I feel like.

It was wild. So we went to school, I was 51, that my mom ended up being principal at. After I left, unfortunately, it's not even poggis. Yeah. It's been napping under her desk. What did you say to me?

Hey mom, fire her, she literally said that I have to do this math class. My literally just like, you know I can go up to the board. I get nervous. There's some of my feet up on the teacher's desk. So it was a specialized performing art school. It was basically just for artsy Brooklyn parents, the senior kids, but it was like a really, really good school.

But you get put into drama, chorus, art, or dance. So all like the Hot Girls wanted to do. Did you have to audition? Yep. You did? It was like, mini-july art. Hannah, what was your audition? So, all the Hot Girls go to dance.

Okay. So like, I didn't go to dance. Okay. And then all the smart kids do like art, like drawing. So it was, and I was like, I'm gonna be an actor. Yeah. But then they like put me in the course audition. And you had this thing, Happy Birthday,

which that's a fucking high note. That is a high note. And I bombed the audition, but I was like, it's okay, it's not my purpose. So all like the cool, funny outgoing girls were like, we're drama. And there's this little blonde kid named Jeremy Allen White. Tiny!

Yeah, tiny. Like everyone's best friend. Like we all love Tim. Like, Jamie! Like, the kind of thing that you're not like, oh, I'm so intimidated by this like star. Like, I don't think he even got big parts. Yeah.

If I remember right, yeah, I don't think he did. He just was like this. He just liked acting. He was doing his school stuff. There was always memories. There was always memories. Like, oh, someone is doing an off-browdway play or like someone got a part in something.

Like, because you know it's New York City. But like, he was never one of those people. And that's why I think it is also, I love it so much. I love an underdog story. Did he ever say like, no, like, I know I'm going to be famous or like, this is what I'm going to do. Like, why not? No. Never. No, I know I'm gonna be famous or like, this is what I'm gonna do, like, why not? Like, never.

No, I just remember, he was best friends with this girl, Lily and like, I was friends with Lily and like, it was just very chill, no one, he didn't have an air about him, like, he was better than anyone. How old is he's our age? He's exactly our age from Park so Brooklyn, Shadow Park so cut your throat.

And then he still live there? No idea, but then I went to Beacon. And he was dating Addison Timlin, who was an actress at Beacon, who she actually had he. Like everyone's like, she's an actress. She's an actress. So the fact that he wanted to go. How intimidating going to high school in New York City, specifically going to like performing arts high schools of like who's going to be famous? Who's going gonna be like. So Beacon was not the LaGuardia LaGuardia's where like Timothy Shalame went. Yeah. But it's like right next to it.

And Beacon will just have random people who are like his dads who. Yeah. And it's not like I feel like some places like, oh, her dad had been to the Toastist Trudeau's like, oh, his dad wrote the musical rent, like that kind of shit. I feel so bum fuck like in the middle of our biggest thing

was like Steffi P from Biology's pregnant. Like, you know, like ours was not. No, cause you were the face of limited too. You were the person we were talking about. Thank you so much. I was recently, I was talking to this model and we were talking about the Mean Girls premiere that we're gonna go to and she goes,

oh my god, I have this like vintage purse that you could wear to it that I used to wear in like, middle school. Yeah, it's limited too. And then I stop and I go, oh my god. I don't wanna name drop. I don't wanna name drop. I wanna find my friend.

You know what, I'm like fucking face the limited too and she starts freaking out and I'm like, all the magazines, page, that was the only place I went to shop before school. No, I crushed it. I got like six outfits, and that was it. They never let me keep any of the outfits though, which is crazy.

That's crazy, because like, everyone obviously want to see what page is wearing to school. I think that's where I started being like really bossy. Like, if there is a shot where like outro pants were involved, I would go up to the stylist and be like, you don't understand, I have to be in the outro pants. She'd be like, okay, well you're 12

and you don't make any decisions. I'm just supposed to mind stuff. You know what's funny is like all the people on the limited to like crew, like if I think about it now, I was like 11, 10, 11, 12. They were like in their 20s. So they were like going out at nighttime

and then they'd come to the shoot in the morning and be like, hungover and like tell my mom about their night. But I didn't like realizing. You were like, so young night, they've been planning this shoot for me on my couch, oh. Yeah, I'm like, I love your sunglasses. You know, like their hungover. One of the best movies ever made school of rock.

Yeah. I envision you as like the gay fashion kid. I like your talking and I hate you it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it.

I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it.

I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. the stylist, the stylist, like the wardrobe stylist, her name is Liz, the makeup artist was Alicia, and I like have DM to them, like I still talk to them,

and then there's like a few models that like, I will DM, like we keep up with each other. Do they still model any of them? I guess you have to be like a certain height to, you know what? No, maybe like one of them still does, but none of them went to be like a Kendall or like a runaway. I love that both you and Des were child models.

You know, Des's whole family were forward. His mom literally was like, you guys are adorable little Irish kids. I love that. And after they lived in Queens, so every day after school, she would drive them into Midtown to go to castings or to do stuff.

And they did that until they were about 12. Yeah, they were always like right after school activity. They were always at 3.30, they would start. Yes, and the second puberty hit, Shik went crazy. I would get picked up from school at 11 a.m. My mom, I'd be like, sorry, doctor's appointment. And I wouldn't tell anyone

and my mom would drive me to New York City. It's so funny, because the hardest thing about me now being in the entertainment business is I still haven't wrapped my head around the fact that I have to get outfits and hair done, because my showing up to work for tennis was literally, do you have your sneakers? OK, go to war.

No, it's when it's like your face and your body, like, and people are just looking at it. I remember the first time I got my makeup done when I was starting, like, Bravo press stuff. I looked in the mirror and she put, like, so much makeup on me and I started to cry. Because I was like, this is gonna be my first photos for everyone to see and I literally look like,

I don't know who I am. Wait, when was that? Like it was early on. What were we doing? With our nose. Well, my friend was there when I was getting ready. I remember looking at her being like, this is too much eyeshadow, right?

Because it was like a lot of dark eyeshadow, and it was like a daytime event. Yeah. And my friend was like, no, it looks good. I'm like, we're getting each other. Is this the day my pants ripped? Is this the day my pants ripped? No, but that was like, no, it looks good. I'm like, we're getting each other. Is this the day my pants ripped? Is this the day my pants ripped? No, but that was hilarious too.

But it is hard. I've had my most mental breakdowns when you're like, I'm okay, I'm supposed to be looking my best. I'm gonna get judged. And I feel my most, not myself, or I feel my most uncomfortable. And when you see people on the red carpet like miss, it's like, it's cause they're paying a lot of people

around them who didn't get it right. And they just, then it's like, it's because they're paying a lot of people around them who like didn't get it right. And they just then it's then yeah then they had to trust it because like unless you're doing your own hair and makeup like you have to worry about your own creative stuff that you're working on. We should go on our Instagrams and like pick out pictures that have like insane amount of likes of like when that picture is taken where we were actually miserable. I do have one getty photo about like people still lie to me and they go, no, it looks good. Oh, you're seabing. Because you know, sometimes you look at your friend and you'll be like, this is crazy,

right? And you want them to make you feel less crazy by being like, yeah, this does look crazy so that they can help convince the makeup artist to be like, stop. What picture? I'll tell you. Okay, we'll do it right now. We'll do it. We'll fucking do it live right now.

We'll do it live right now. And I actually, the makeup artist is an amazing makeup artist. We don't have to name drop her. No, you don't have to show the picture. You show me that picture. I'll tell you if you look good or not. No, it's so bad. Did you have to use this picture for like things? No, but like this is my nightmare.

Okay. Here's the thing. You actually don't look bad in it. Put it in the newsletter. You don't look bad in it at all. What is this? It was like a couple of months ago. But I also like, this is the thing. I actually think you look... I went all out. Like I was in like a gown and like hair back which I don't normally do. Dark makeup, which like gives me agita.

But you're stunning in this. No, I know. That's your show. Here's the thing, I wasn't really don't think you look bad at all in it. I think you look really pretty. It's just you're not used to having that much makeup on, but the makeup doesn't,

like I wouldn't look at you and be like, oh my God, her makeup is caked on. You're just not used to like that thick of an eyeshadow and it is a little bit dated. Like it does feel a little bit dated. Yeah, yeah. But I think you'll agree in that. You think what, your face doesn't look good?

I just don't know who she is. I also think you're used to like, I liked your grandpa. Yeah, doing like natural makeup. This is like a totally different line. For people who are like trying to put their style together, sometimes you should definitely just go with the thing that you like more, because you'll wear it better.

Like, you know, and like, you pose and you're just like, you're like, I like feel like myself. Yes, that always like better than something someone else says is great for you. Yeah, but you don't really trust it. Whenever I do, I am a great, I can't mask it. When I hate my outfit, I'm like, no, no, I know. If you care about the state of the world

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Like I'll lose that. Do you want to discuss your nails? Because I actually liked it until I saw my face. It's giving chicken color. First of all, that's not what I was saying. Of all the qualms that wasn't one of them. When you go into a nail salon and you say, like, I want a French manicure, typically they already have the color that they use for the French manicure. But that's wild.

The fact that you say French manicure and then they just like, go with what they normally go with and there's so many different ways they go about it. Yeah, so I was like, what are the colors that you typically use for a French manicure? And she showed me the pink and I was like, I don't like, I like more of like a pinky pink. Like, I don't like to be able to see my actual nail.

She's like, okay, whatever. Then she like, gives me this one. And it was fine. My thing is just like, if you're gonna freehand the white part, make sure you're better than me. Make sure you're better than me, honey. If you're freehanding the white part,

not looking at it, and I'm like, I could do that better. And they're not- What's the option to just not freehand it? Some people use like a stamp. I've seen like nail people use like a stamp. But this, and I know how they do it freehand. I was supposed to do this little X and then fill it in.

And she was, I don't know what she was doing. But my other quam was, she fucking caught me with the nail file. And I was like, fine, that happens, like whatever. Assault. I'm literally out there, I've just been trying bleeding. I'm just bitching. I'm like bleeding out.. I'm like it's a Sunday afternoon. I'm bleeding out No, I was fully lost like a whole section of skin. Yeah, and it was like gushing blood And you have to be like I literally no I literally was like I actually felt so good thinking She literally kept she kept putting alcohol on it. I'm like don't worry. It's not infected

It's just throbbing. And the size of each of. I'm like, I think you need to put salt on the open wound. And like, you can literally see my pinky nail throbbing and red. I'm like, if you just stop touching it, that's it. I'm gonna get a lead on it and light it on fire. So you don't need your pinky nail anymore.

She just cuts off your finger. She gets perfect. She's sorry, just nicked it. Perfect. So anyway, I got annoyed that the whites weren't the same size on each finger. Yes. Did you, were you like, could you make this one a little thicker?

I saw nothing. I saw nothing. What they do with mine is they'll just put like a tiny bit of white on top and I go, can you go a little thicker? Then they go thicker. I'm like, can you go a little more thick? Yeah. And then it becomes like a whole back and forth. I said nothing.

Once a girl did something wild, she just like put a ton of white on top and then erase the bottom. Yeah, I've seen that too. Which was an interesting thing. An interesting move. I'm asking for a French manicure is a loaded question.

I was testing the waters because I was like, I'm gonna wait to do French when I get like gel X extensions. It's gonna look better on like just like my normal nails. Yeah. But I was like, fuck it. Your nails look good. They look fine. I've been doing French because like,

French can grow out. Yeah. So like a month and a half and I don't have to redo it. But I'm afraid is French still like in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. Okay, I got nervous. Because that's all I want to do is French. No in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. Okay, I got nervous. Because that's all I want to do is French.

No, the girls are loving French right now. Speaking of like premieres and stuff, we've decided. We're going to our first ever movie premiere together. Yeah. It took a lot for us to build a lot. Here's the thing, we get invited to a lot of them and like I feel bad being like, yeah, whatever, it's a movie premiere.

Because like anyone would be like, that's so fucking sick. But I want to tell the gigglers, like what it's really like. Yeah, yeah. Because if you're not, what do you think it is? So like half the time I'm like, oh yeah, that would be cool,

but like I literally don't have the energy to figure out what dress I'm wearing, book hair and makeup. Like, I just like, I can't do that right now. Mean Girls is different. If we're gonna go to a movie premiere it has to be Mean Girls. So the drama with Mean Girls is that they're not marketing it as Mean Girls the musical. They're just calling it Mean Girls. I'm putting a little like music icon inside it. And

they do not purpose clearly. So they're afraid there's gonna be backlash that people are gonna be like, this is my eyes already touching. No, it was a musical. I did. I did know it was a musical. I wasn't happy about it. I don't think like we needed it to be a musical. I will say I love Renee rap.

I think she's going to fucking crush it. She's making her jaw. Virginia George, she's great musician. I think because like Mean Girls, the actual musical did do so well, but Mean Girls The Movie also did so well. So like I, I'm very excited. But I do wish that it was not a musical. Well, so Paige and I said yes. So our day, we have to record the pod. Not have to. It's our favorite part of the week, honestly's downhill from here now that I then I'm meeting you at your apartment at three

and I have to choose an outfit which It gives me so much anxiety and then you're also in on it too, so that's gonna be drama So we're gonna have to like I have two outfits. I think you've Plus Craig whatever he's wearing today He's not coming but still you have to make sure he's not walking around in some clothes. Well, if we're in different states, I'm not, I can't deal with his outfits. If we're in different states, I'm not liable. So we never just like messages like, do you like this today?

No, he just saw the sign. I'm like, I don't know, I'm not wearing it. He goes above my pay grade. So then we're getting our hair and makeup done. Would you love? I love. I wish Grace was here so we could vlog. Yes, Grace is here. Oh, is she coming to my house?

Let's vlog it. Yeah, we'll vlog it. And we'll vlog like you picking out your outfit and which one? I like getting hair and I always forget. Yeah. Maybe YouTube. I mean, we're like getting, we're honestly.

This year is our year. This year is our year for YouTube. Oh, I like getting hair and makeup because it takes out the effort of like getting ready. For me, like actually a lot of people have a message you meet when I'm on my stand up tour being like I'd love to do your makeup for the tour. When I'm on tour, I fly in somewhere at like around noon. I sleep until four because I'm tired and then yeah, you're only hair and makeuping. And then I, I, I, I, I, Piddle Paddle, I, Piddle Paddle.

If I have to leave at 630, I'm getting ready at 610. It takes me 20 minutes to do my makeup and my hair. So it's like, if I were to get hair and makeup person, you would have started at like, I'd have to start two hours before then. And I like to Piddle Paddle. Yeah. By Piddle yeah by paddle paddle I mean like I don't know what I'm doing but I'm not doing it gray I like that I the only reason I like getting hair and makeup is because we have to get it for giggly squad because it's a different like yeah and the girls are getting super ready yeah no I love getting it done for a giggly squad, but I was just explaining why I tell people

I don't get it done the road, and it's because my looks are my last thing I'm worried about. People are very mad that I work Camo this weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina, but I honestly... If you're gonna mark Camo though, I feel like you're gonna do it in Charlotte, North Carolina. That's what I was saying.

I have a whole bit about guns and it was feeling too on the nose. I will like a whole bit about guns and like it was feeling too like on the nose I Will say that I did DM you and say I wouldn't walk my non-existent dog in that outfit But that was really funny. That made me laugh so hard because the comments everyone was just like page of so mad right now Page of so mad and then I was waiting for your message and when it came it fucking hurts so bad And I was like this is what I love her for it. I felt that I said I'm not even and I was like, this is what I love her for. I felt that. I said I'm not even acknowledged myself.

First you were good. The stuff that is dead, but the problem is I'll pick three outfits and sometimes I just don't pack well and then this is where she is. So anyway, once we're ready to go the premiere, we have to head there. And then it's always chaos outside.

It's always Lincoln Center or something. And then you're just put in like a line. Yeah, you're just getting a line. You're putting a line. Nobody knows who you are, which is fine, because there's so much chaos going on. And then there's one woman standing at the front of the line, and she'll be like, name, and then you'll say, like, pages are about, and then she'll tell.

It's like going to jail. No, it's like, if we were going to get into jail. It's almost a bend over. We have to see if you're hiding anything. Like, I would understand. I'd be like, okay. And then you take your, what's it, if we were gonna get into it. It's almost a bend over. We have to see if you're hiding anything. Like, I would understand. I'd be like, okay. And then you take your, what's it called? Your jail shot.

No, then they hold up a sign that says your name to all the photographers so that they can record who they just took a picture of. Yeah. It's very, and also like, you spend all day getting ready for this one fucking photo. And while you're in line, you know, you might be socializing, you're stayingizing or seeing your nervous and then out of nowhere

They'll be like you're turning your turn and then you freak out because you're like is my hair okay? Is everything okay? I just spent you're like I was getting ready. I forget in that moment how to stand you And I forgot how to stand and it's and everyone's also watching you take the photo So you're so different how is yelling at you turn turn you, turn, turn, turn. Turn, turn, turn, turn this way. And then they're done. Like in a second, it's over. And you're just like, oh, do we get it? Like you know with a friend, you're like, take 4,000 photos.

And then they're like, no. They take one snap and they go, thank you. And I go, are you sure? Do you want to check out? I think I'll talk accidentally. I'll be like, hey, Hannah, and they'll be like, oh, my mouth was 1,000% open during that whole thing. For my general personality and everything about me,

I genuinely thought I was gonna like red carpet some more than I do. I hate them. I get so nervous. I do have to say, I love red carpets. I don't love the actual purpose of it, like waiting to see if the photos are good. Like, I would love that there'd be no,

I don't want known to see it. I like the idea of standing there. I wish we could do this virtually for my family. And get asking the question. I love that energy of it. Like, I love that the photographers take photos. You're posing like that. I love that.

But then to walk off and then look online and see what I put into the universe. That might not be good. And then everyone's like, oh my god. That's what she looks like. And you're like, I was literally standing there for four seconds. I know the picture's not good,

because they were rushing me, but you can't explain that to everyone on Instagram. You're like, okay, fuck you. Or like, before hand, I'll be like, do your little smile where your lips are a little open. Like, do that smile. And then obviously I forget to do that. And I look like really serious the whole time.

Or I'm like smiling stupid smile, where like your whole face is distorted. But there's nothing more satisfying than like going at one of those events and then you're in the car ride home and you see the picture and you're like, I fucking nailed it. You're welcome for giving you this fashion, this art, this makeup.

Like I key. The Mona Lisa shaking. I, there's no one less homerotus than me in that moment in the car ride home after I see the picture and I nailed it. And I'm like, oh. They'll post the photos like immediately. I mean, you know what it is,

I had that one really bad getty photo. I actually have two. I also have a few tailed. I have one from a charity event. Early on in my career, I went to charity event, was not planning on any photo living on the internet forever. Yeah. And it was like, one of my bads, my monster side.

And I just was like, and they use it for everything. For every announcement. Yeah, you're like, there's a thousand other pictures of me on the internet. Who has a personal vendetta? It's also from like 2019. Do you want to know what, here how petty I am? Yeah.

Sometimes like if an outlet posts a really bad picture of me, like where they meant to do, and I know the search for it. They had to search for that picture, and that's the picture they're using for the article. I'll find the name of the person that wrote that article, and I'll never do an interview with them. That's how petty I can do that. I can do that. I have a situation where I know who at what place I don't fuck with.

Wow. Yeah. Because I'm like, you perp, I know you don't like to hurt me. You're doing your job, which I get, do your job. But like, you're making it personal, and now you'll never get an interview with me, because you're petty and you use that picture, and I fucked it. They did start the petty war. Yeah, they started it.

No, that's wild. I won't even read an article if they use a fucked up photo. I'm like, I can't be a part of this experience. It's bad if you do. I'm actually at this point where I don't read anything about me ever. I just got to a point where I used to read my own comments on my pictures, on my own personal Instagram,

because it is like a majority giggler's. But I've actually gotten to the point where now I don't even go on my own pictures. I do have to know, but that's healthy. Because you're just, but sometimes it's sad. It's like, you post the picture and then it's like, it's that moment's over. You can't ever look at it. It's supposed to for you. Yeah. And it's like, you're like, this is my expression. It's like, I honestly think that the gigglers leave the funniest comments. Yeah, that's, well, you're like, this is my expression. It's like, I honestly think that the gigglers leave the funny spot. Yes.

But we're like, that's the only reason. Because sometimes I'll see a comment from a giggler. And I'm like, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen. My mom will call me, just laugh. And I'm like, what? And she's like, I'm reading your comments on your last photo. The gigglers. When the girlies took over 4 plus 4, I just created it

into their own thing. And then I tried to do like a Pemda's, but I actually didn't get eight. And everyone was like, this is so awkward. Wait, you tried to do a legitimate. I tried to do like four divided by two to make it eight. But like, in that moment, I thought I had to get four. Like, I just,

You're like, I'm a little mini arts. I'm a little arts, I'm creative. I can't do everything. The comments I live for, but there are moments where, you know, I can't do everything. The comments I live for, but there are moments where, you know, you just, you have to just express yourself. So that's the like, tea of what it's really like going to a red carpet. Also when you're done, like it's done in four seconds. And then sometimes the movie is not for another hour.

Yeah, so, see you tune. Because like, we don't know if we're gonna see, yeah, we're not gonna see, but like we mentioned it is musical. I tend to fall asleep in musicals and I actually think that that would be rude, but I can't help my own narcolepsy. Like I can't fight against a musical. I try, I really try. I've been up multiple plays where I'm like one I open a little bit. Craig would have more fun at the premiere than you. 100%

Does he like Mean Girls? I feel like I actually don't. I feel like every man, every boyfriend, you should force them to watch Mean Girls. Yeah, I just bring them home. I don't know. Put Mean Girls on. I don't know if he's seeing it.

We've never spoken about it. It's actually crazy to watch Mean Girls with a guy. I think I was watching with Des Wands. It was like on TV. Every scene is quotable. So I'm so spoken about. It's actually crazy to watch Mean Girls with a guy. I think I was watching with Des Wands. It was like on TV. Every scene is quotable. So I'm quoting everything. I'm like, you don't know this. What universe are you living in?

You don't know this. So anyway, shout out to Mean Girls everywhere. Yeah. All of them. I present. You guys, thank you so much for giggling with us today. Keep an eye out for the main girls from your photos. Pray for us, mostly me.

And subscribe to our newsletter. Yes, our newsletter has been really funny, I feel like. It's definitely like evolving. It's just like so stupid, but also very important. It's like so important. And I think that's the theme of our podcast. I love seeing your pecs. And sometimes we're very on the same page. Oh my

God. I need to open things together. Yeah, I need to get glistening out. We don't separately. We do it completely separately. We don't want to be like inspired or swayed. I speak to Grace on my own. Hannah speaks to Grace on her own. And Grace puts it together. And then sometimes our moms, when they're not busy, will add to the newsletter. And also if there's anything you guys are interested in, obviously, hit us up. I'm gonna add my my outfit today because I really love my outfit today so I'm gonna add because I got this sweater vest on sale and I want to put it on for them to see. You had been very excited about the sweater vest. I'm very excited. I want to wait till the premiere tonight.

If I know this is a good outfit you need need to post this. Yeah, I will. I love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling. And we'll talk to you next week. Bye.