Giggly Squad - Giggling about net worths, rabies, and electric grandpas

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

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What is up my gratifying gigglers? Welcome to the meditation app. We're gonna go the whole time. It's okay, we're actually not gonna become. Cause Paige was on the today show. This morning, it was amazing. But all I could think of was, wow, they get up this early every single day. And not, I mean, I could not really, it's middle of the night. And they start at 7 a.m. So I couldn't imagine what time those people are getting up. They have to be getting up at like 3.34. So I couldn't imagine what time those people are getting up. They have to be getting up at like 3.34.

We're saying I just started watching the morning show and their alarm goes off at 3.30. That's basically the most interesting part of the plot of the morning shows. And 3.30 alarms. No, that's, no. It's crazy. Because I know that I'll be like,

I want to be at 8 and then one tick tock wormhole. It's 4 a.m. I'm late to work. When I was in college, I like interned at a news station and I had to go in and do like the overnight shift one time. Yeah. And that's when I realized I wasn't a working girl. I do have to say you looked good on daytime TV. I feel my most self on daytime TV. It it was like for example me, I'm scared I just want to say the word cunt whenever like,

I was like a camera comes out. Camera comes out. I mean, like, I'm literally fighting for my life to not say something inappropriate. You, like, honestly, if I was the savanna, I'd be shaking. No. You just have to cover a dog. Shaking.

That is something people don't talk about is our everyday jargon not suitable for morning TV? No, and like, comedy is about like a riffing punch. A punchy word. You have to be quick, you can't overthink it. Yeah. So you have to almost go through like three layers in your head before you come out with a clean version.

Yeah. Also not to, to my own horn about your experience. Right, not to bring it back. To me. Um, and I know you did a fashion segment and it's, first of all crazy. You didn't ask me for any to be a model. No, I'm not that crazy. You went in my closet and took everything. I mean, you could have been like, you know, I talked to fashion expert. But, sure, last night, I did something I never do. I can't wait. Well, you picked out your

outfit. No, I saw something online and I was like, I think Paige would like this. Yes. Now, if you text something in a page and say, she thinks she'll like it and she doesn't like it, first of all, it's an insult to her. So I can, well, it's embarrassing. Third of all, I wasted everyone's time.

So I was like, when you start screenshotting more of our text because recently they've been more unhinged than ever, I feel like. Myannis have me a pair of shoes and I just send back no. Like I did, because I did, I was doing something and I saw the text and I looked quickly and I'm like, No, but you know what I said,

I looked in the mirror and I said you have to do better. You can do better. So then I saw this stout, is a stout or stout? Stout, stout. I saw this stout dress and I said, you know what? I've been so patriotic like this. Did I have to send it? No, did I want you to think.

And I did love it. She loved it. And then I got a little crazy and I saw another one I thought you'd like and I sent it and you were like, yeah, like that too. And then the third one was the dress that you ended up wearing on the, that I didn't send because I thought

that it was a little too, might be too wild for you. Yeah, now you were. You were. And my lifestyle. How great a Hannah thought that it was a little too, might be too wild for you. Yeah, no, you weren't. You nailed it. Am I your stylist? How great. Hannah styled me for the today show this morning. Well, I'm very connected to you. I originally bought that dress for my mom.

So I was like, oh, this will be a nice, kind of gorgeous thing for her. Kind of gorgeous for her. She wore it in Vegas. She can't wear it again. And so I said, hey, you're already wore that dress. Do you have anything else that you're planning on wearing it to? And she said, no. And so I said, hey, you're the word that dress. Do you have anything else that you're planning on marrying it to? And she said, no, and so I took a bath.

Mom, daughter's swapping of clothes is an important part of the woman nature. She'd hemmed it already for me. Like, it's just speaking of fashion, I think you're gonna be excited about this trend coming up. Is it ugly? I'm really happy. I think you're gonna be excited about this trend coming up. Is it ugly? Yeah. I really love ugly child. I really love ugly child.

I'm kind of. What is it? So you know how coastal grandmother was having like a fault? They had years. Coastal grandmother was having like a long run. 2024 is all about the electric grandpa. Wait. You heard your grandpa sounds like my DJ name.

You heard a hearthrope. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma.

A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. A lecture grandma. Very haily beaver in the sense of like a little boxer shorts like shorts a high sock

Also like he's been he's been reading the New York Times a big leather jacket I love that and like cool sunglasses wait. I love that. I like your grandpa Yeah, so that's your 2024 or five Gen Z's doing that to us and also did you hear that Gen Z's like? Like we had this moment in like 2018 and they're like acting like they invented it Gen Z's doing that to us. And also, did you hear that Gen Z's like, like we had this moment in like 2018 and they're like acting like they invented it, but whatever. They're doing this thing where they're buying glasses that have no prescription

and they're just wearing glasses. I saw that and I want to do it. You want to get glasses? You know everyone had braces when we were younger and you like look, he was like, okay, well I want to get braces. I want to pick the color bands that I have in my teeth. And then you get them and you're like,

fuck, I suck. I've ever had glasses and I never had glasses because I've, I've perfect eyesight. Sorry about it. Sorry if there's napocalypse. I'm going to survive. What's your, what would be your style glass? Like are you, we need to go glasses shopping. I like what Emma Chamberlain's doing. Like nerdy, old, kind of mini type. Like not ugly. Yeah, ugly.

Ugly. Like they look cheap. Yes. Like they look like you could step on them. Yeah, like you got the nice CVS. Yes, yeah. I've actually been to some CVS recently and I was like, oh, what about can you?

Cause they come in like the case. I identify this. And I like your grandpa. A cool, Gen Z girl and a grandpa. And I like your grandpa. A cool, gente girl and a grandpa. And I have known between. Yeah. I do have to say, you know what I also have been liking for winter.

But I don't think I could pull it off. The big fuzzy hats. Like the family Anderson hats. Yeah. I was building Brook Showfield. Why don't we do that? Brook Showfield is wearing. It's weird.

Shout out to Brook. And she's going through it right now in the best way. In the best way, there's something about, and she listens to Giggly Squad because I hit her up and she was like, by the way, I've been listening to you. We need to go out to LA and hang out with them because there's something about the way Brooke

does her TikTok videos that, like this seems I'm so creepy, but I can watch her TikTok videos without any sound because I like the way she talks with her hands and the way her mouth moves. There's something very like ASMR to me about it. So the reason why Brooke is iconic is she's actually, both her antenna are hysterical people,

which is why I think we gravitate towards her energy. But she like licks her lips a lot. Okay. And when she talks,, people were like commenting, because people were commenting on everything. And she was like, I like my lips because I've dry lips because I'm on a medication that caused my lips to be dry. So go fuck yourself, motherfucker.

Wait, and people were like mad at her? People didn't, people were just saying, like it's so annoying that you lick your lips. Sometimes I'm giggly, squat people are like, you breathe too heavy or like, and I'm like, well, I have to breathe. I literally sometimes I'll be like,

don't breathe. Well, famously my first ever podcast I've ever did was with Taylor Strecker and I ate a scone the whole time. I remember. They call it scone gate because I, I was like a three hour radio show. My biggest fear is being hungry. So it's like I had a scone ahead of me.

I had a yogurt. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if you've been done about you. That your biggest fear is being hungry. So it's like I have I had a scone ahead of Nana. I had a yogurt. I don't know I don't know Biggest fear is literally and I really have a snack bar right next to me just in case any point in time with your hungry As if we don't live in the most gluttonous country in the world. There's a McDonald's on every corner I do have to say you know the movie the movie train wreck. Yeah, one of my favorites See it's just when she was like I'm starving to the doctor you know the movie train wreck. When my favorite scene was when she was like, I'm starving to the doctor and he's like,

oh no, what have you had to eat today? And she's like, I think I should say what she's like. She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, nothing really. That's what I do. My mom's like, why are you so hungry at three o'clock? And I'm like, I haven't eaten anything, but like, a girl, seven girls.

One. One. One. I ate leftovers from chicken bread and jam last night. I'm so in wait, shout out to Brooke with her fuzzy hat. I just think I know I have a big head energy. Like if you hear my voice, you're like, that girl's a big fucking head. But I actually have a very small head.

Wait, have you done the TikTok filter where it shows you like if you were bald? No, don't do it. There's a, because I was like, oh, I can do this, Feltar. Like I feel like I have like a small head. Like it might look good bald. I feel like a seemingly large noggin.

You mean compared to the rest of your body? Yeah, I was just like, oh my god, is my head like that? But then I thought maybe it was just like the AI. But anyway, it- I was having a little too much fun with the Justin Bieber filter. Haven't seen that one. Okay, so you put it on, you just like look like Justin Bieber.

I did it to Des. And then a Haley Bieber, shout out. Did it. My love, did it to Justin Bieber and it was like, I can't- It's getting very meta in this life. TikTok is very meta. And things are moving so fast, the trends that like, I don getting very meta in this life. TikTok is very meta. And things are moving so fast the trends that like,

I don't even know what's happening. Oh, I also wrote TikTok Shop is sketchy. TikTok Shop is sketchy. Can we just discuss, like I ordered a couple things from it. I ordered bangs. I sent them to you. Did you order them? We got them the other day and I put them on and Craig was like,

What are those? I don't know. My name is Devanya. It wasn't. I need to get the ones I wore in Vegas. But those ones I ordered on TikTok. They were just two din. They were just two din.

Yeah, but the idea was there. Okay, but this is the thing with TikTok shop. One stuff is getting canceled all the time. So you can't buy something that you like need. Okay. Like my orders, a lot of orders are getting canceled. Or they're saying like some stuff, like if you order snail musin, it's not the real.

It's not always the real thing. And then some people were saying, I'm just saying this out here, some things on Amazon are not beauty products and are always what they say to be. So just keep an eye out in these streets. No, for beauty products, you can tell though when it's not, like if any beauty products aren't on prime,

I tend to be weary. Yeah, because it's like from a random. That's a really good way to look. Yeah. Because if it's like a random, like, perfect example is like that skin care product, biologic that like you can only buy from them or like from a story that sells it.

Oh, I think I definitely bought that on Amazon, right? Yeah. Because they DM'd me and they were like, we don't sell on Amazon, start promoting this. And I thought they were DMing me, putting like your new face on the line. I think Stasi, the Kylie Jenner's friend, like posted a link on Amazon and I bought it,

because I'm like, well, $35 supposed to be the best. Yeah. Wow. But you gotta, like, beat, you gotta watch out. But we're so, like, such hypocrites, because like, we want the doops on Amazon for the clothes, but then we don't want the doops for the day. For the stuff you put on your skin.

Well, because that's like, it's going into your body. Yeah. It's like, your blood. Or it's just like nothing. I feel like I was so scared as a child that more things were going to get into my blood. And I was going to die because I feel like I have

just like in my mom's blood. I wish I was going to trip on a nail and get tetanus. She was like, yeah. For sure. Yeah. I was like, watch out for the nails today. That's gonna get in your bloodstream and then you'll die. Or rabies.

I was very worried about rabies. That was like, one day in a journal. One day in a journal. I was gonna fight you. And then I'm like, do I have rabies? So like, I feel like, I'm like, what's the step to a rabies? I feel like they made rabies. Like, if step to my rapes? They made rabies. Like, if you legit got it,

you just go to the hospital and they give you a shot. Like, it's you're not like foaming at the mouth. Whatever you see, like a squirrel acting like a little weird. They'd be like, he has a piece. Yeah. Or like an animal that's not supposed to be awake. We have rapes. We're literally, I remember my friends,

like literally running away from like a bird, We're literally. We have a baby. I remember my friends literally running away from a bird, being like, the bird as rapies. I thought that. Also, we were gonna encounter quicksand more. In our lives, but I've never seen it. I've never even been somewhere that it could possibly be. Do you know what actually I could,

I can't deal with is red ants. I'm apparently the only thing I'm allergic to in this whole life Knock on wood is red ants Interest a bit by a red ant and Arkansas apparently they're only in the south and I'm such a a Yankee doodle Yeah, that I went to the south was doing oh my god. This is so embarrassing So Becca and I have a different dynamic than me and you when I'm with Becca I'm a beauty queen dynamic than me and you. When I'm with Becca, I'm a beauty queen. Okay. Because Becca is lit, like she's so funny and she's just so like,

pom boy. Yeah. Like I literally am Bella Hadith. Yeah. So we're hanging out and she was into photography and I was like, well then let's take some photos of me. You're like 19. And we're in Arkansas. And I was like, we have to find cool places so we found this like no We found a real road mental picturing you modeling for Becca has me in a fucking tizzy Paint me like one of your friends girls Is Becca still into photography? No, but good. I have different obivory three seconds But she had this like cool camera and I remember we were taking photos on this bridge, and then we saw this railroad.

Wait, not gonna lie, your modeling is really good. Like, your actual art of modeling, I'm not even being funny. Like, you are good. Wait. Let me just take a picture of this one. Which you just did when you were like, what was it like Michael Jackson pose you were doing? Oh, that was like, oh my god, she's never stretched in her life. No, I don't know who I was when I, because she has tight hip flexors.

When I do, like I want to be editorial. I want to be like weird. I want to be like crazy. No, you did it. Oh my god, I tried really hard, but also honestly, I did this photo shoot for the house magazine, whatever. And the team was so fucking good. Like the photographer, the stylist, the hair, the makeup, like if it was like a dream team of people, and then my job was just to like not look awkward on set. Yeah. And the lighting was really good. And the lady is the photographer actually matters so much. At first, I thought I'm like, okay, they literally just press click,

but they make you feel alive. And like you can tell when the person feels awkward in front of the photographer. It's all connecting with the photographer. So back in our connecting, you know what I mean? She was like, lay down arm over. I don't know what,

but I think all of us deep down wanted to be a model. I think so. And like you actually were it? Is that like, because I always always thought I was the only person. Because no one ever talks about it though when you're little, because I feel like it's a deep down secret when you would look at magazines. You would probably wish I wanted to go.

Well, growing up with 17 magazine or whatever, you see a girl doing a photo shoot and you envision, and maybe us being narcissists, being envision one day, that being you. I'll have the fan, and I'll be like, tell my agent I'll call back like that. No, I literally used to say to my mom, hey, I don't need to study this because I'm going to be famous.

And she would be like, stop. But the thing is, I knew that one, I wasn't tall enough to be a model and two, I quickly went into sports. Yeah. And also three, I was pretty ugly as a kid. And I just found it out here. I wasn't, no, I wasn't ugly,

but people were not commenting on my looks. Got it. No one was like, let's stop the dinner and just address how pretty Hannah looks today. Or when they did, I felt like it was like, hi, she's so pretty. Hi. Hi.

Hi. You know what I mean? Oh, we put a headband on her. She's a girl. And then I like took her off the fruant. I was like, I hate this fucking hat. So anyway, see, we couldn't have been more different I have been more than a children

because I would come downstairs at four years old, like ready for the day in my bar. We matching outfit and my heels. And I'd be like, mom, we have to go do our things. I was always dressed. So as I've been putting so much more effort into my fashion, it actually hit me like why you love it so much, because recently I put an outfit together,

and I tried hard on it. Like it's embarrassing, how much you tried. And then I walked outside and someone said, I love your outfit. And that high you get of you being like, I deliberately put this together. Because I get a lot of mean girls like, oh, I love your bracelet, where'd you get that?

Yeah. I could tell they were like, oh, that's a vibe. Like, I wanna do that. And I got a high that I was like, this is what page is chasing after that. It's a different, it is a different high. Because people like your outfit, that means they respect you as a person.

No. People treat you differently. No, people treat me differently. How could that be about pretty privilege. Alphids, I can see a girl. Also, because I've loved it for so many years, I feel like now I can see a girl in a crowd and know that she's wearing a crazy expensive outfit,

but no one would know. Unless you knew that certain brand or something. Or you know she's on a trend that is just starting. Yeah, that's like micro. At least certain people would know about it or could pull it off. It is like girl code. I always think once like,

because I was like modeled when I was younger and I would see certain like trends or like because in New York City people just do dress better than other parts of the country because it's like, they, no know they do though it's a fact it's all the commission of homocity again for you said they don't have any conditioning now you're saying the just like shit I literally love a homocity can't spell it but it's because New York City is one of the

fashion capitals of the world. Obviously girls are gonna dress my high school like the the hallways of beacon were like the girls were wearing next level shit like I swear people school. Like the hallways of Beacon were like, the girls were wearing next level shit. Like I swear people would see what the high school girls at Beacon were wearing and it would like in six months be on L. So like the perfect example is the no-pants strand. I wore it last year on Christmas.

Like because I saw a girl in New York City doing no pants and I was like, that's about to be a trend. And now Beacon stays in it. And like so now it's, it takes a full year for it to get to the masses. Once it gets to the masses, it's out of style. So like, no pants, out of style.

See, that is, oh, that's crazy. And you have to put effort into it. I think my thing was I was just so focused on sports and school or being silly, that I was like, I don't have time to address this whole other world. It's a whole other world. A whole other world. You won sports, I won the other way. Like, I was in high school and I was like, I don't have time to address this whole other. It's a whole other world. A whole other world. You on sports, I went the other way.

Like I was in high school and I was like, could I join the track team? And I couldn't, and I was like, why would I have ever? You gotta go. To have a professional beer pong player. So I'm modeling on the railroad track. Which apparently is like you're not supposed to do.

Like it's not like social acceptable. Like railroad. It's unsafe. Why though when my space was around, there were so many available railroad tracks for photo shoots. I'm knowing it, but like, you see the road track, you're like, this is a good idea. So I'm like, you know, like, around the railroad track,

getting photos taken. Just a box cart child. Yeah. Just like holding coal. Hahaha. Rub, hammer, just refurbishing. Hahaha. We don't even know what we do. We do, we have no idea.

What would you do to a train track? Okay. So then suddenly I start a train. Hahaha. Hahaha. We're starting. I start itching my foot. Like my foot is itching. Okay. I'm like, oh my god, I remember itching it. And Becca was like talking about the photos and how good a model I am.

I was scratching my foot. The next thing you know, you know, like, I started seeing colors. Stop. Oh my god. Like green and red. I remember being like, yeah, the grass is happening. And I was like, we have to go to the hospital. So Becca, we get to see the hospital. like green and red. I remember being like, like something that you're about to pass out.

And I was like, we have to go to the hospital. So Becca, we get into the car and I was like, call 911 because I'm like blacking out. I think I was going to anaphylactic shock. How do you spell anaphylactic? You don't even. So I was, I basically start sweating profusely

and I'm blacking out and and Becca gave me a water, and I took the water, and I just threw it. Because I think I was just fighting for my life. And I really dumped it on your head. No, how many times would you get bit, do you think? I have no idea, but I'm blacking out. I'm in a foreign country. I'm in Arkansas.

I'm so scared, my family's not there. Did you get back to hospital? I'm so scared. My family's not there. Did they have a hospital? Did they have a hospital? I literally could never move from New York City because any time I moved to, they're going to be like, you talk shit about us. You said we don't want air conditioning.

No, so they had, they have one hospital. They had a hospital. I got there and like, you don't just get into the emergency room and I'm like, I'm not even aware of stuff at this point Yeah, I go straight to the bathroom and I lie down on the bathroom floor because I'm like I'm dying I don't know what's happening. I'm also having a panic attack as whenever anything physical I'm not a panic attack yet and I'm just minor inconvenience lying Have you could at this point have you called your mom?

No, because my mom would be on And lying? At this point, have you called your mom? No. Because my mom would be on a plane immediately. At this point, I was still black out. And I'm like, it's so hard to be a model. Model is so difficult. But my model stays over. And that's when I decided to throw in my hat and say, I'm done.

This one was like, fashion is not for me. And then they gave me some whatever. I started feeling better after like three hours and her whole family was there. Like it was so embarrassing. I was like visiting for the weekend, main character energy. And then they basically were like,

you're allergic to red ants. So you either have to walk around with the, what's that? EpiPen. EpiPen, which is so much admin. I'm not walking around with an Epi-pen. So do you? No, I just don't go to myself.

Oh, okay. Do you just like avoid wherever red ants are? I mean, let's be honest, I don't. Where are they? They're paling the south, and I've been in the south and see the red ants, but I guess I must have like stepped on. I don't know what happened to this day.

Are they legit red or are they just red? Like red like your sweater? Yeah, and tiny, but like the average person I guess. So I'm just really short. You could get rapies. I can't believe you should walk around with an EpiPem, but you don't. Because I don't, I feel like that's dramatic.

So if someone wanted to kill you, they could just unleash a bunch of red ants. And that was so scorpion. You're just to say you're like, so if I wanted to unleash to them, I even unleashed them in the name. You go, that's crazy because I just got a pet red ant. I'm so stupid.

I've never even heard of red ants until this day. I thought it was made up. I think they just didn't know what was happening. And they were like, you got bit-by-red at it. It's good to know that your allergic to something, though. Like, I should know that as your friend. Like, does she have any allergy? Ready, ready?

You know what the saying is? I should know that. I think I would see you have any allergies. Also, the asking for allergies at the beginning of, like, when you're at a restaurant has gotten too far. And I'm fine with them asking if there are any're at a restaurant. Yeah, that's gotten too far. And I'm fine with them asking you are there any allergies at the table? But sometimes they'll ask three or four times

and I'm like, did someone die here? Yeah. Here's the other thing with the allergies at the table. Stop. That's a good job. You don't like fish. You're not allergic to salmon. It's just like,

Kroha. You're not allergic to salmon. It's just like... Crow lot. You're not allergic to cilantro. Oh nuts? Everything will have you had every single one. So then there's this conspiracy theory. I don't think it's a fact that like our generation is more allergic to peanuts, like definitely allergic to peanuts. Yeah.

Because we weren't exposed enough to peanuts because people were allergic. Yes, I don't know. It's like a chicken of air thing. So basically when you have a kid, just like give them a bunch of peanut butter. Put peanut butter on their face. You know what? I've never heard about it. Don't listen to us, but. Oh, but also I need, I'm sorry, I need to circle back on something. Someone's calling you. It's my manager. What were we just saying? We're fired.

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Or you're not a huge sweet person. I never go crazy. When you do our craving, I don't have it. Okay, like cakey stuff. Yeah. But I'll never be like, I need a chocolate. So I'm like, I have a frozen cookie. Because someone delivered me cookies once, and I'm not gonna eat like eight cookies in one sitting. So I put them in the fridge. Smirin'. No, in the freezer.

Yeah. So I took it out and like, I'm not a chef, but Michelin's not our... I'm a chef, but I'm not a real chef. Not every day of the cookie. Yeah. So I'm like, it's frozen. Yeah.

You can't just put it in the microwave for like 10 seconds. Right. I just, I just put it in the microwave for like 10 seconds. Right. I just, I have the same with the microwave where I just do everything the same time. Yeah. Everything I've put in the microwave, I put it two minutes, everything. Popcorn. Chicken Parmesan. How many times we can talk about chicken Parmesan?

You know what? It's not a bad number. It's either like, oh, put it in for another minute or, okay, that's really fucking hot. But bad thing is, what's taking me happens? usually is a sweet spot. I never burned down a house Right, right, so I put it in and two minutes is also perfect We're like I can literally go and pee and come back and be done because for some reason I can't wait I can't wait yeah, and I also don't like when it gets to the beep and I always open before the beep and does well That's just common courtesy does hates it does will they walk by the microwave and I always open it for the beep. And does that. Well, that's just common courtesy. Does hates it.

Does Willow walk by the microwave and it says like 0.04 and he's like, oh, someone microwaved. But it's just being courteous to the other people that live around you to not hear that like, and the beep is always so, it's like, okay, calm down. We get it. We get it. So I, wait, it's only three seconds and I opened it up.

The cookies cookies black. And I'm so mad because I'm like, I never will cookies. Because Hannah, you can't put something that's frozen in the microwave. You can. Can you? Can you put this in the microwave?

It keeps like a melt stuff. I think I put it too long. Is there no dull in the room? No. No, it's good. I think I put it too long. Is there my gut in the room? Yeah. No, it's good. I don't. Tell me what it says with your gut. Can you microwave something frozen?

Because you definitely can microwave something frozen. It says yes, it's safe to reheat frozen leftovers without thawing either in a saucepan or microwave. So that's what microwaves are for. And I'm like, for. Having a stroke. Have I ever microwaves something frozen? I literally can't see. What do you do when something's frozen then? You put it in the oven. I think I'm in the oven. She's old school. She's old me. I have a blowtorch? What's that thing you bought? What?

No, I have wire cutters. No, what did you go on? Wolt cutters. Wolt cutters, I have bolt cutters, but I'm a fucking torch. No, I may cry by me a not a weed wacker Leaf love and I fucking love it. I love like I love like For like when he's annoying you both honestly, but wait, do you know on TikTok all the girls are like 10 how do I get $500 for your girlfriend? Please do that and just be like blow-tower. Leave blow-tower.

Do you want to know why I originally was like, Craig you've got to get the leaf blower. He was like, I have one but like I just have to charge it. And he was like, why would you need it for? And I was like, there's this TikTok trend. Like this subway girl? I was like, but I need wind. It was like, I'm a fan, you're like, I need a wind blower

So you just want me to hold the link Just crack film your videos No, not usually because you don't trust him or because he's like no, it's just like anytime I ask a guy to do honestly to do anything No, it's just like any time I ask a guy to do, honestly, to do anything. Just like, I'll do my stuff. You know that they just don't know things. And you don't explain to them and then they get insecure. Yeah, and then I end up having to talk to them

about their picture-taking skills, rather than worrying about the picture I've regained. And I'm like, I'll just set up my ring camera. 100%. Also, do you know, speaking of leaves, I'm so happy you brought this up. I'm like, I'll just set up my ring camera. 100%. Also, do you know, speaking of leaves, I'm so happy you brought this up. I'm talking about this. Des randomly was like talking to my mom about,

you know, mature adult stuff. And he was like, do you know, like, you don't actually have to get leaves off your lawn. Like who said you need to get the leaves off your lawn? Before the smell. Yeah, yeah. Like there's not like a good reason why the leaves need to be gone besides,

I guess like aesthetically. Okay. So like, or someone said it might be even bad to move the leaves. I think I'm in a... Can you Google, is it bad? I guess it's taking it real?

A real freaking turn. It's a bad to move the leaves. Can you microwave leaves? Okay, and where was he going with us? He basically was just like giving an excuse to do less things. I was gonna say, sounds like a house. Us if someone told us to break the leaves. But actually, it's bad for the bunch of kids. I am giving it. It's not really good for your long.

That literally sounds like me trying to get out of raking leaves. Speaking of leaves, I wrote salads. Okay, here we go. Excessive leaf matter on your lawn going into the winter is bad for several reasons. First, it will smother the grass and if not remove very soon, it will in the spring, it will inhibit growth. Second, it can promote the snow mold diseases. You don't want those snow mold.

Wait, so does was wrong. Literally, put that in your pipe and smoke it does. Oh my God, I have to go home and report this immediately. He needs to stay. He told us to my mother. He needs to be out there raking. Des is honestly so. Why, does he get a lot of leaves in the Hamptons?

You guys get a lot of leaves. We don't even have a yard. No. Why is he concerned? I guess we're talking about my mom's leaves. Oh my God, men can say anything and I believe them. No, it's annoying. They could say things with authority.

So much confidence. And him being six, five, you're like, oh, he's a positive. Oh, seriously. I'm literally like, oh, listen. So my thing with salads is I will eat them, but I always have to order like a breaded chicken. Yeah. Cheese.

Yeah. I will eat everything but the salad. So when did you do this with the recently, this week? Every time I've ever eaten this. Because I just ordered from sweet green, maybe four days ago. I do love sweet green.

I do. I love it. I love it. Well, I make my own salad, because I, you know, I like my certain things. And it gets there and I was like, wow, it's a lot of lettuce. Like it's a lot of lettuce, you know, like it's too much for the salad.

So I like took half the lettuce out. Yeah. Because it is just like a big bowl in general. Like you're not gonna eat that much. It was sweet green that I wrote this about because I get so much lettuce. But also you get rice in it. And I'm like, let's stop saying that this is not a rice bowl

with lettuce on top. So I take half the lettuce out and I'm like eating it and I'm like, so a lot of lettuce. So I take more lettuce out and then I look down and I realize I'm no longer eating a salad. I'm just eating cucumbers and cheese. And I'm just like every time I eat a salad. Wow, I love ordering taco salads. No, I love ordering taco salads with a side tortilla.

As if that's not just a tabi of our eating talk. Ordered a taco salad and you didn't know what came with the fried bowl. And then, you know, all the time, you eat the fried bowl. And then you go, how did I end up eating the most unhealthy thing possible when I literally came here with good intention?

There are times where I've been hyped to order the taco salad and then you see it come out in the fried bowl and you're like, I need to know. I'm gonna shut myself all that because I can't not eat it. If it's in front of me, like those people have self-controlled and not eat the fried bowl is next level.

Also people are dying. Oh. From the charge lemonade at Panera. What? Have you heard about that? No. Do you know about the charge lemonade? Yeah.

How are they dying? So this one girl had kind of a little bit of heart problem. But like she was very careful about it. She never drank like too much caffeine. Apparently it has the caffeine of like double a coffee. It's like insane. Something insane. Chris is like, Chris is so busy today.

This girl drank it and ended up having like a seizure. Like a hearted something and died How old was she do you know? I don't she was young. She was like around. I mean, so paneras PR But they also are saying that charge lemonade doesn't even like advertise properly that it is a like Crazy caffeinated drink so people think they're just getting like a little spicy lemonade like crazy caffeinated drink. So people think they're just getting like, a little spicy lemonade. Chup.

Okay. Okay, Chris, what were your findings? There were, there's a 237 milligrams of caffeine. It's also listed it before is having 390 and coffee has 90 milligrams. 390? Yeah, they're killing me. Okay, so Panera's actually, they're killing me.

Okay, so Panera's actually... Like an actual car towel. They're not saying caffeinated. They're heroin cocaine. I knew you were. No, they were putting things in those bread balls. What is going on? But it's so like, hopefully this is being dealt with

because the guy who's friends with the girl came on my TikTok and he was like, look, what's the point? No, what is, what? Like, okay, you can have like a caffeinated lemonade. Who up in there I was like, I should up, keep going. More, more. Like why? No one knows what a milligram is.

No one knows what a milligram is. No one knows what a milligram is. Like for all I know a milligram sounds really fucking little. It has million. It has million. If you know the little Wayne song a millie yeah it's like one one million so when I hear three hundred ninety I'm like I can handle three hundred ninety that's girl that's good I'm at their tiny what is an ounce that's so fucking made up I don't know any of that stuff. Also when people say stone,

isn't that in England? Yeah, it is. She's like, I'm 40 stone. I've never heard that. And I'm like, that's, is that the equivalent? I'm like, pound? It's not equivalent.

Okay. Chris, no. No, but that is, it is crazy to think that like, America measures everything completely differently. Well, that was like, why? That was the Nate Berghguetti sketch on SNL, where he was playing when the founding fathers

and he's like, one thing we have to do is change the entire metrics system just for America. Yeah, what is the point of that? Nothing. I mean, it doesn't matter because I don't know either. I don't know either. We don't have to know. One stone is equal to 14 pounds.

One stone is equal to 14 pounds. One stone is equal to 14 pounds. Chris, are you dating? Yeah. Not dating. Why did you avoid crack? Yeah. I had an incident. You had an incident.

I had an incident. Get to the mic. It's only one o'clock. It's your dating search. You had an incident. So it's like, seriously, through Chris. Somebody that doesn't live in New York was, we had plans to see each other.

But she was like oh like oh you flew in an Instagram body? No. She was like oh selfish. She's a woman in STEM. It's a good point. Um so she was like oh the weather's bad like but I'll be here like Tuesday and Wednesday and I'm busy on Tuesday and Wednesday. She gets very angry with me. This is my question to you Chris. Yes. There are four billion girls on this block in New York City. Why are you trying to date the one girl that's not in town? I'm not trying to date her. Did you meet on a dating app or Instagram? Did you meet on a dating app?

In real life. Oh, you met in real life? Okay, that's safe for her. Wow, how crazy. I didn't even do that as an option. I was like, you met her at a bar? I met her at a bar. No, I know it from back home.

And she lives back home or she lives in a totally different state. Different city, yeah. Different city. Okay, we'll bring you on the pod next week and get her story. I wanna start saying that in situations to people that don't have podcasts. Like in any, I thought this in my head moving forward. Like any problem my friend comes to me with, I'm gonna say, well, let's bring him on the pod.

It is like, oh my God. I have a new dating theory that is fucking amazing. Okay. Shit, I can't credit the right person, but it was not for me. It was someone on TikTok, and you can search TikTok for this. Girl or guy? It was a guy.

Okay. But he was like, girls, girl. Yeah. He basically said, this is so fucking incredible. That men date from zero. So when men meet you and start dating you, you're a zero. Okay. And you have to build up to like earn Them wanting to date you

Okay girls date from 100 we meet you and we go you are perfect and then you we realize all the things I've never heard anything more fucking accurate. We go in reverse order We go nervous if I'm meeting you I've already thought in my head, where your personality is like, what your family's like, what you dress like, what our life is gonna be like together, and then I meet you and you're none of those things,

because obviously that's insane. I made them up in my head. Where men, I guess, don't mix up in their head and immediately they're just like, how did they get through the day? That's very accurate. So boring, right? Which is so crazy, because I'm like,

when a guy meets me, I'm like, obviously, I'm just randomly on a Tuesday, make yourself mad. Like, try it one time. But it is crazy to think that. And then there's that moment where you can meet perfectly, but there's also those moments, you know, when you first meet a guy, how you like him more than he likes you and then after two weeks, you're like,

I can't stand this guy, because your one-hunger is now at 20 and he's going up and you miss each other. But I mean, we're not smart enough to know why this is, but I guess with women, it's like, we're rooting for you. Yeah. No, we literally aren't you to be great, because I think it helps with the paid jerky

that we need a man. Yeah. And then they don't, they're not reading for you. They don't want to settle down type. Yeah, like they don't pay for you. You should be chasing them. Yeah, like are you good enough for me? Yeah.

But we need us flip that. So when you meet a guy, start at zero. Going in today's, I would always go in today's with men being a hundred. I'd be like, his perfect and then immediately. And then something to even do not perfect things and you'll be like, oh, just duck a hundred. I'd be like, his perfect and then immediately. And then something to even do not perfect things and you'll be like, oh, I'll just duck two points.

I'll just duck one. It's like, he's in jail. Well, even in my 30s, I still, even in a business meeting or something, I'll have to remind myself, okay, Paige, it's not if they like you. It's if you like them, if you like this situation, because I just feel like, because if all men go into it at zero, it means all of them, you's if you like them, if you like this situation, because I just feel like.

Because if all men go into it at zero, it means all of them, you're going to feel like you want them to like you. Like I can say my whole dating history throughout my 20s. Every single day I went on, I was probably like, oh, I want them to like me. And I love a first date. I love an interview. I love like, you know, giving a good first impression. Yeah. And I was even thinking like, you know, we're one woman shows on first dates. Like I'm making them laugh and I could see as I turning like,

oh, she's actually making a video. I'm waiting like whatever, she's going on. I mean, oh my god, look how she eats. She's whatever it is. But then there's a moment where like, if you laugh at my joke, I love him. And then if he doesn't laugh, I'm like, I'm obsessed with this man.

He says I need to be better for him. I also think this equates to work and career as well. Where elaborate please. I will. I feel like a man, this is why there's the wage gap. Because when women are getting hired, they are zero. Like what? You have to earn.

Yes, what can you do for our company? Yeah, where when men come in, they assume they have it together, and then they have to prove that they don't. And that's why men go for more jobs they're unqualified for, because they have that mindset of like, let me fuck it up first. Yeah. But assume that I'm gonna do it right,

where girls are like, let me actually show you first that I can do it before you let me do it. That's great, math. And that's literally our campaign strategy for the 2024 election. LAUGHTER And that's milligrams.

And that's how you measure an ounce. Why did I write in Aaron Gordon net worth? I don't know who Aaron Gordon is. Yeah, do I? But I love knowing what people's net worth are. I do have to say net worths are not accurate. Not even right. No, they're not.

Oh, Aaron Gordon said he went on the date and found out she Googled his net worth. So are the men mad about that? I think people are like saying it's embarrassing, but first of all, she's doing research. If I want to Google your net worth, I can. Yeah. I know that this happened to me in college when I first started dating. No, I had a crush. Thanks, strong word.

I had a crush on this hockey guy and my friend was like, don't eat the hockey guys. And I was like, I don't be naughty. And he came over to my room. And I, like, like, left-op was open with Google searches of him. And the first, like like five were clicked, like a different color. No, I've gotten so deep before. I've read New York Times articles

that like guys, I've like, these guys have written, I'm like, oh my God. These guys have press. I found out like his dad was in jail. Like I found out all these things and he literally comes up and he sees it and like I laughed it off,

but I remember being so embarrassing, but now I'm like, I should just know. Here's the thing that I'm doing research. As women, we have to do research before we go out with you because you are our number one killers. We're trying to not get murdered. So I need to know, yeah, how many homes, like do you own a home and where is it?

Because are you gonna take me there and you lock me in the basement of it? So we have to Google things. I'll never forget. I had just moved to New York City as maybe living here for like one or two years. I'm standing at a bar. Where was I? I was at catch. I'll never forget. I was on the rooftop of catch when it was like the place to be. Probably like a Tuesday night, honestly. And I'm standing there. And I see this guy from across the bar and I'm like, I'm at 100.

I'm like, look at my husband across the bar. He's amazing. He's got to come over to me at some point. He comes over to me, we're chatting. He's like, do you want to go to another bar? Like my car's parked out, out front. I'm in the elevator. It's me, my girlfriend, him, one of his friends.

In my head, I was like, if I'm about to get into a black rain drover, this is my husband. him one of his friends. In my head, I was like, if I'm about to get into a black ranger over, this is my husband. I'm like, I do all these weird. Where he's probably thinking about like, should I get chick-fil-a tonight or not? We walk outside, he has a black ranger over, we get into it, we go to another bar,

we're all having fun, great time, amazing. At the end of the night, he gets my number, he's like, let's go to Miami this week out. I'm like, this is my husband. That's when my husband would do it. Like, yeah, like, I should be in Miami this week. I want him to still here. I get to work that next day.

I think it was like a fried. This may be like Thursday night. I get to work Friday. My girlfriend that I was with, at the time, worked in real estate. And she goes, oh, I'm gonna put his name into our real estate database and see if I can see if he owns like his apartment,

like what's it look like, owns any homes, whatever. She did that, she calls me and she goes, he's married. I can see all the homes he owns and I think it's with his wife, unless he owns it with like his mom or his sister. And they have the same name. So I googled, I found his wedding registry with like his mom or his sister. And they had the same husband to be a woman with his children. So I googled, I found his wedding registry,

and I found his wedding website, and I found all of these things. He texted me like that day about Miami, and I said, what would your wife think if we went to Miami? And then I never heard from him again. And I'll never forget it. But like, think about it, googled,

because like, what? No, for sure. And like, I don at Google, it's because like, what? No, for sure. And like, I don't, I never, that was like before. I probably should have DM'd the wife, but like, I didn't think of it at the time. I mean, at that point, you're in survival mode. I was like, you're just trying to get out of the situation. Yeah, not my circus, not my monkeys.

I do, I do think also that something to laugh about, the guy who has a multi-million dollar contract that's very public, should not get upset that the girl Googled it, because it's like, sounds like someone was a low-net worth that got mad. It's like, are you mad but she saw? Why is it so press?

I mean, if you could Google how big guys dicks were, like we all, we would have, and honestly, I'm surprised there isn't like a dark web where all the girl is, you know, normally you post the guy and everyone's like, don't know me. We don't know meters, we don't know. We don't know. And they know what centimeters were.

We would have. That's only its any inch of that. But we can't figure it out. But I do think that girls are so good intuitively at, like, finding things once we've admitted that he's zero. Like when he's at 100, he could literally murder me and I'll be like, he's such a good guy. Yeah.

But once you know he should, once you're done, we will find everything. And that's why I cannot believe there's not more women in the FBI. Like the fact that men even run the CIA makes me nervous about our country. No. I'm like, they can't even find something

in the grocery store. It's so crazy. No, I'm like, they can't even find something in the grocery store. It's so crazy. Like, some of the things that like, you say how long takes Chris to give me something? I don't know. So why is he from here? Anyway. Anyhow.

Anyhow. Anyhow, how was the Derm? The Dermatologist. Oh my god, listen to this. So, birth control truly is so crazy, and I consult your doctor, not us. Consult your doctor, because last time you guys all stopped taking birth control and then he got mad at us. No, but I, okay, so I went off of it in April.

That's almost, we're almost at a year. I mean, we're genuinely, basically, genuinely. I mean, months are made up, but yeah. Time is a construct. In millimeters, can we do too many callbacks? I don't know. So I go to the dermatologist, I'm telling him like what my issue is, I'm like, look, I went off my birth control in April.

My skin just started getting bad this past month. I love how you're trying. You're trying so hard to play the birth control. The birth control is like, hey, I didn't do literally anything. Well, if you want to take it up with my dermatologist and he said, yeah, it takes a while for your body to adjust. And when I first went on birth control, my skin got so bad, so I went on spirulal acutone

in tandem with my birth control. Then I stopped my skin pills and then I was just on birth control. But now I need to go back on my medicine because like my body's adjusting in my birth control, whatever, my hormones are so fucked up that your body like produces natural oil. My body produces a thicker version of that oil which is why my skin is getting so messed up. produces a thicker version of that oil,

which is why my skin is getting so messed up. And it's from my hormones regulating. This is extra virgin olive oil coming out of your skin. Jello shaking, Jello so jealous. Jello so jealous. I'm like, could I bottle this oil? No, so I just like produce too much oil. And it's cheers are coming out of your pores. They're very thick.

Hahaha. Hahaha. So anyway, guys, I'm going back on my skin pill, but this is the pill that makes me pass out. Hahaha. There isn't a better option that won't be no. What about acutane? That's almost like too much.

I can't, I don't need that much. Okay. What if you just took like a tiny bit of acutane? That's almost like too much. I can't I don't need that much Okay, what if you just took like a tiny drink to drink more water It's just a water and I'm not deep in anus can't I'm too much like potassium on it or whatever but like in two months My skin's gonna shine like the top of the Christ their building okay, and you don't want to go work bath up But I'll never I'll never go back on birth control ever again in my entire life. Why I made you depressed. I don't know. Do you think I'm depressed? I'm asking people a lot that question a lot lately. Like the other day Craig was like, I had to go. I literally had to go to CVS to get my skin pill. And I'm in the elevator and I just took a big deep breath. Like I was just like, he goes, why are you so stressed?

I go, I have to go outside. No, you go, saying you're going to CVS to stress me the plug out. To the end of the corner, to get your prescription, I go, happy been out there, do you know what it's like? Serifying. Like I was having a literal panic attack. I saw this hilarious sweep today that was like,

I have to call my doctor to get my anxiety pills. But that is a reason that I have anxiety pills because I have to call my doctor. So chicken or the egg, like it's so literally today does was like you have to call Delta to get some kind of like certificate for points or something. How many? Because you get to save some money and I was like, I'd rather not and he's like, this $300

and I'm like, I don't know if I haven't had me. There have been times where I've been on like customer service and I'll be like, crack, crack. And hopefully like, no, you do it now. Fakes start crying. Come on. Like, and I'll have tears and I'm like, oh, and then I'll take the phone. I love talking. He loves talking. He loves talking. Like, and I'll have tears. And I'm like, oh, and then I'll take the phone. I love talking.

He loves talking. Like, tell them all your stories. I mean, my dad used to like love customer service calls. It would, I would go downstairs and we'd have the music playing. And he's like, this is going to be a long one. I mean, you'd be like making friends with them. And like, four hours in, I'm like, Dad, this was not this complicated.

I got a free iPhone from home. So listen to this, I ordered an iPhone in the beginning of November. I said I was gonna take two weeks to get there. Two weeks comes up, not there. It's stuck in Memphis, Tennessee. Sat in Memphis, Tennessee for another two weeks. I call Apple and I'm like,

my phone was obviously stolen. You got to send me a real place. My fire ends in Memphis, I don't know. And they were like, no, you got to wait for it. Like, we have to put in a claim. Like, this has like things that have to happen. Like, I have to not call people. And I was like, right, put your claim in.

Another week goes by, I call back again. They're like, we have to put in another claim. I was like, no, this is enough now. I'm so stressed. I don't need a phone at this point. Craig takes the phone. This is page of Sorbo's attorney. You've now stolen $2,000 from her?

Because the phone was like, I paid for it in full. They sent a new phone the very next day I got it. They like overnight I have a new phone. Great. Two weeks later, my original phone comes in the mail. And I don't know what, like, do I give it back? I still don't know the dark mark. Like, what do I do? So I think I'm gonna give it to my brother for Christmas.

And we'll find out then if he actually listens to Gigmy Squad or not. Yeah, that's actually reminded me of some life hacks that I saw on TikTok. I'm randomly on this algorithm saying life hacks, like they can tell that I'm struggling. And actually, on Bernafone, we did a whole episode of life hacks, some people sent us,

thought I'd love to know what does his favorite life hacks are. It does love the life hacks. You guys definitely listen to the episode of Lifehacks, some people sent us. Love to know, it does its favorite life hacks are. It does love the life hack. You guys definitely listen to the episode of Burner Phone, but I found some stuff. One is, if you're stuck in a annoying call, put your phone on airplane mode instead of just hanging up. The other person will see call failed instead of call ended. I've heard that before.

That's good. Isn't that good? Also, if you haven't answered, though. You're like, I've never been on a call. I've never that before. That's good. Isn't that good? Also, if you haven't answered though. You're like, I've never been on a call. I've never been on one. If you've ever been given a speeding ticket, I wouldn't because I can't drive. But if you have, go to court to dispute it

and always ask when the radar gun was less calibrated. Woman in STEM. Most cops do not calibrate their radar guns. That sounds radar, but anyway. As often as they're supposed to, and the ticket is normally dropped, works every time for me and people I've known. Wow.

I mean, we're not saying you should drive over the speed limit. We're just saying sometimes they get annoying. Like two miles over the speed limit. Look at her. It's a school zone. Look at your... LAUGHTER They're in class right now here.

Suck it. No, I hate the school zones. Literally, throughout my whole mojo. I think because it reminds you of school. Academia. Academia. I'm just not being able to read. Look up your buildings, wash your dry or model on eBay and order a key for it.

I haven't paid for laundry for years. Like, well, that's theft. This is, it's a thing between life hack and illegal. A legal. Sleep soundly knowing you're not paying for outside laundry. This is like weird and I don't know if I, I, I person wouldn't do it, but if the person sitting in front of you on a flight

reclines their seat all the way back and leaves you with no room, turn on the air above, I'm full blast and rotate it, so it's on the top of their head. This is the thing, I don't, when they go back, I go back. I'm always back. When they go high, I go low. Well here, this is actually a good debate

and we have the same stance, but it's not the stance of other people. Some people think it's rude to recline your airplane seat. See, that's wild to me because I'm a sleeper. I've paid for the seat. If they didn't want you to recline, they wouldn't have made it reclining. And I fly maybe six times a week

and I've never been annoyed by someone reclining. Never. The only thing that annoys me is when I get woken up 35 minutes before we land because I need to make my spi backup for two inches. And they wake me up and then I lose 30 minutes of sleep. And they're not even landing yet. And they're just doing this.

I totally understand. You got to put all the stuff away. You have to have your seatbelt on. But what are those two inches affecting? When someone reclines in front of me, I just like, oh, it's where we're declining now. Like I do have to say, I get heated. People who, if you feel something in the back of your chair,

which happens, people who turn, oh, I've seen it have been so many times. Like turn to the person behind them, like, stopped doing that. Yeah, I've seen it multiple times where the person will literally turn. And other person is like, what the fuck, dude? I haven't had any airport beef recently. Except, you know, like sometimes there's two windows

and it's like, oh, do I have two windows or is that window like for that person? And someone put their arm in and shut one of my like windows and I like saw their hand and I was like, do you want the window up or down? I think it should be down. I agree. Because sometimes

I'm so fucking bright. So bright. Once a guy woke me up to say can you open your window for the landing? I think he had like anxiety or something. So you didn't do it. So you're like, no. I go just hold my hands. We're gonna be okay. I actually was the token girl on the tennis team. This one girl hated flying and we flew all the time. So they sat me next to her to just talk at her, to calm her down. Wait, I don't know.

I was a pocket. You've been used. I'm emotional support animal. She would, because I can make her laugh. So I would say, lock eyes with me and I would just say stupid shit and she'd be like mid-panic attack and then start laughing. Wait, I'm surprised that hasn't with me and I would just say stupid shit and she'd be like mid panic attack and start like laughing.

But I'm surprised that hasn't become a thing more emotional support people. I think it's supposed to be your significant other. Oh, but then you start fighting with them. But like, I wish we weren't people. But like, I wish we weren't people. But like, I wish we weren't people. But like, I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people.

And I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people. And I wish we weren't people. And. Also, the worst thing that was I love having the window seat. I love the window seat.

Apparently, when you grow up, you like the aisle because you like to be able to walk out and stuff, but I like the window, but there's always those long flights when I have to pee. And I try not to drink too much before I hang out. And I'm not drinking a lot of water anyways when normally I don't have to pee. Where the person's asleep. And what do you do? I, what do you think you do that of water anyways when I'm like, I don't have to pee. But where the person's asleep and what do you do? I, what do you think I do that? I fold like a cheap beach chair. I don't.

I would never wake up. You pee on the seat before you woke that person up. If you woke, wake that person up like you should run for president. That means you're assertive. That means you tell the person at the nail salon that you don't like it. Yeah. And let's just do a whole new color. I've never woke up on a plane.

Because if anyone, like a light tap on my shoulder to wake me up, oh, oh, that'll do it. That'll do it. I mean, I've talked about this before, but does, does is, he gets startled when you wake him up. When I wake him up. And it's apparently just a thing in his family. Yeah.

And he's one of those, like, oh, no, like, I will literally be like, oh my God, I have to wake him up. And I try to think of like, I will so softly, like, touch his leg. He has to wake up. I'm just so soft. It's like, no, he always goes, oh, yeah, it's too much.

I feel like that's just like, men in general. Well, he said he's, cause he's a hunter. Right. That he's like, on high alert all the time. And I'm like, you're passed out at 4 p.m. on a Saturday. Well, I'm a sleeper and I, if anyone wakes me up, I'm one I'm one. People don't talk about the one I'm born?

No. I will stay one I the first 30 minutes when I wake up in the morning. I've been on Zoom calls and I'm one I'm like, yeah, I'm here. Can we do no video today? We're waking up is actually like, I fight for my life. I fight for my life.

There's like shit going on in pop culture. Kendall and Bad Bunny broke up. Kendall and Bad Bunny broke up. Yeah. Were they ever related by it? I'm not like. Oh, I've never been plagued by any celebrity relationship. Yeah, but like, let's start saying that more. We're not plag to buy it. I'm not like... Oh, I've never been plagued by any celebrity relationship. Yeah, but like...

Let's start saying that more. We're not plagued by it. We're not plagued by it. What did that never really go to me? It's the bbonic plague. I do think they were like cute and fun. They did a great campaign together for like Gucci or something. They probably got paid a lot of money.

I think we need to normalize people dating to not marry. No, I think anyone you dated before you were 30, literally doesn't count. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. You're gonna hold me to the standard of someone I dated at 23? I couldn't see.

There's actually on TikTok, there's been that thing with, you saw Hallie, that girl Hallie, she broke up, or she got broken up with, and she's 23 years old, and she's like really hardbroken. And I ran into her at a vet, and I was like, I talked to her for a minute. Yeah, and when she's I.

And you know, you could tell she's like been through it. And she also was putting it out very publicly. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, this is the girl. But like, it was like her friend did it. Her friend went on the date with the ex. It was her friend. I think a girl she knew, I was hanging out with one night,

the next day was seen with him. Got it, got it. But they had already broken up, but it was like, it was a full thing. So whole thing. So I was like, first of all, imagine, you were publicly talking about the guys you dated at 23. Like it's such a...

No, like all time. Wild time. Yeah, like all look at the TikTok girlies now, and I'm like, I love watching that. I love it. I like their friendships. Like I like to see what they wear going out. Like I like to look at the TikTok girlies now and I'm like, I love watching them. I love it. I like their friendships. I like to see what they wear going out. I like to see their apartments,

they're cute, like whatever. There's something just so girly about a girl living in New York City at 24 and figuring it out. Like it's something just very sweet and cute. Yes. But imagine showing your boyfriend's when you were like, do you have two, do you have two, do you have four?

And then like having to explain that, like what happened? Well, honestly, that was also like being on reality TV. Like I didn't want who I was dating to be on reality TV for that reason. Like I was like, I don't want to talk about it. Like 10 years. Yeah, we've broken up with people

because we didn't want to put them on TV. Or we had to like I was like, I don't want to just talk about it. Like 10 years. Yeah, we've broken up with people because we didn't want to put them on TV. Or we had to like explain some like, Yeah. situation that's like not ideal. No. But I saw her and it is also hard because she put out publicly. She said a lot of people keep coming up to her about it and she like, doesn't want to be reminded about it.

So now I feel bad. Like maybe I was one of those people. I was. I was. But I looked at her and I was just, I just felt like I should speak. He saw the paint. He saw the paint she was going through and you were like, this is, let me talk about myself.

Also, I've never not felt that. So I just looked at her and I said, you're 20 feet, right? I said, you have to think of relationships like jobs. Yeah. Every time you get out of one, you literally level up. You get a better salary. And I'm like, you're 23 and I was like, I know that your heart you get out of one, you literally level up. You get a better salary. And I'm like, you're 23 and I was like, I know that your heart broke in, but like you are going to be with like such an amazing, you have so many tall handsome men in your future to be upset about. Like let's like feel it. And then I'm so excited for like who you're going to date later.

My advice to any 23 year old who just broke over to her boyfriend would be, I don't remember the guy's name that I dated when I was 23. Like I genuinely couldn't tell you exactly. Anyone's name from the year 20's, whenever anything happens, you really feel like it's the end of your life. And that's the hardest part of the 20's. Cause everyone's talking about it.

Here's the thing, no one is. No, it's 23. I was breaking up with my long distance college boyfriend and then moved into the Craig's List apartment where I met the guy named Craig and they did him for a year because we lived in the same house and it was like hot. What did I do?

You're drunk. I don't even like, where do I live? So anyway, break up with your boyfriend. That was so hot. So go off your birth control, break up with your boyfriend and That was so hot. Go off your birth control, break up with your boyfriend, and figure out what a millimeter is. Yes, we love you guys so much. Oh yeah, also, someone messaged us and they were like,

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