Girls Gone Canon Cast - ASOIAF Episode 16 ADWD Quentyn The Dragontamer/Outro
Episode Date: August 24, 2018"Men’s lives have meaning, not their deaths." Quentyn plays with fire, and the girls watch him get burnt.  SIGN UP for our Patreon - first charge will be September 1st - ahead of time: patreon.c...om/girlsgonecanon if you sign up for a $10+ tier by September 1st you will get a BELWAS DESERVED BETTER sticker shipped to you. we will be back SEPTEMBER 7TH with a new POV, Arianne Martell!   intro by Anton Langhage    Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/  Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Â
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Hello and welcome to Girls Gone Canon episode 16, Quentin, the Dragon Tamer and outro. I'm Chloe
one of your hosts. You can find me
on the internet as at Liza and Arbor
on Twitter and Tumblr
and I'm
Eliana your other host
and you can find me on the
internet as Glass Table Girl
on the Maester Monthly Podcast
and on the
Song of Ice and Fire subreddit.
Thank you so much
for joining us. We are, as you
know, at the end of Quentin's
journey. Rip.
Rip. Rip.
I know, right?
We have
a couple of exciting things, though,
that are going on this week.
Yes, Some bad news
but it'll only
lead to good news in the long run.
Yeah, you guys will totally be
fine. Wait it down
on the podcast. Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I can undo.
No, it's too late.
This is what we've become.
Eliana's right. There are a ton
of fun things coming. Yes, there's one
disappointing thing, but we'll get over it.
You guys will too. The good does not wash out
the bad. The bad
does not wash out the good.
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thank you Aliana you're doing great
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It was kind of fun.
No, it's very fun. I was explaining
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I don't know.
We could theoretically just have a conversation of only one of us with ourselves and no one would know.
I mean, I think we've done that before.
Do you want to tell them the bad news?
All right.
So the bad news is mom, so the bad news is
Mom's leaving
for a week.
I am going to
DragonCon next weekend in Atlanta.
Labor Day weekend, so if you're
going to the con, hit us a tweet, let me know.
We can say hi,
we can wave, we can be nerdy
together. I'll be hanging out with a lot of cool people,
so excited for that.
Hopefully it's one of our
listeners or something, who knows? But
because of that, we're
not going to have an episode next week.
We're going to start our new point of view
the week after next.
We are, we are, and
we are very excited for our next
point of view chapter. It's going to be our first
female point of view chapter. It's going to be our first female point of view character.
Like, how did we go this long without it?
I've just been hating, hating.
I know, you know, I can't believe it.
We went through Ned, we went through Barristan, we went through Quentin.
And I think it's time to get a little mix up on here in these point of views.
And this one's a fun one.
In our next point of view chapter,
when we come back on September 7th,
we are starting with Arianne Martel.
So we decided that we would make that jump
from one Martel to obviously the other
and that way we can
get back across the narrow sea
a little
into the Game of Thrones once more
yeah we've spent
a really long time out east
and I think it is begging for us
to get out west to finally
get a little more of the action
as much as we love our sad men that we've more of the action as much as we love our sad men
that we've spent some time with.
As much as we love those sad boys.
We have spent a lot of time with sad boys.
Yeah, I think we need some spicy girls
and some sad girls.
Yeah, and I mean
there's just, we're gonna talk about it
a little, today we're gonna definitely
talk about it more on September 7th as to
why we feel that
arianne was a great choice to follow up quentin i mean of course yes they're siblings but
arianne's storyline is just so influenced by
living in the shadow of quentin which i mean reading quentin's chapters i i'm sure he would
be just so surprised to hear that anyone was living in his shadow.
Yeah, he felt like he was the shadow.
Indeed.
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so with that
we are going to stop right into our
lightning round of the chapters that we missed
we're near the end
of Quentin's storyline and the end of A Dance with Dragons. As we said, this last chapter is kind of
near the end of the book, so we will go ahead and include other chapters not just in the East.
We start with the Griffin reborn. John Connington, who is indeed still queer and still here,
takes back his home and small keeps along
Cape Wrath back with the help of the
Golden Company. He thinks on Rhaegar
and greets Aegon, planning to
take over Storm's End, and Aegon
wants to lead the attack.
We head further north then, with
the sacrifice. Asha Greyjoy
is a prisoner in Stannis Baratheon's
camp, and the camp is hungrily drowning in the snows.
She meets someone she thought was lost to her, and he remembers his name.
One of the best moments in the whole book series, okay?
You have to remember your name.
So good.
so good in Victarion 1
Victarion burns seven
Lysini bed slaves in a boat
to give tribute to both
the drowned and red god
Mako reads the Valyrian
glyphs on dragon binder to Victarion
I'm just like seeing Victarion
singing I'm on a boat
about a lonely island
that is him though that is
absolutely him I'm on a boat and going fast and
we should do that we should make this parody oh i'm ready i'm ready next we have the ugly
little girl where aria takes on her first face and is given her first target to kill. In Cersei 2, Cersei atones for her sins
and finds a new glimmer of vengeance on the horizon.
And then in Tyrion 12,
Tyrion writes a new deal,
written blood, with Brown Ben Plum,
joining up with the Second Sons,
and hatches a plan on how to get them to turn sides once more in the king breaker you can tell how jaded i am about baristan because like y'all don't know what
happened in the king breaker like we literally just did this chapter with you guys don't don't
make me do this baristanon does some shit, and he
tries to confront Hizdar, and then he kills
Kraz, and he goes to, like, imprison Hizdar,
but surprise! All the dragons
were just loosed on the city by some chump.
I don't know if you've ever heard of him.
His name's Quintin Martell.
Also, he
dies.
I mean, does he?
Stop!
I thought that was our thing now. God.
How could you do
that? What a rollercoaster of emotions.
Which of course brings us back
to Quentin's chapters
of The Dragon Tamer.
Hellbent on
stealing Daenerys' dragons,
Quentin finds himself quite
literally
in hell. And also Daenerys' dragons. Quentyn finds himself quite literally in hell.
And also Daenerys' bed.
Leakin' juices all over.
A mood.
Quentyn juice.
Quench your thirst.
We open the dragon tamer to time passing.
It's the Hour of the Bat, the Hour of the Eel, so the Hour of the Ghosts,
which part of me initially is like, they're just making this up now, right?
Like these names are just being made up.
But if you take a minute to go over the hours kind of in a row of what we've learned,
we've been seeing them a lot in these recent Essos chapters,
but these are also littered throughout others chapters and books.
Most of the Hour of the Mentions are in A Dance with Dragons, which, as Eliana referred to a while ago, is interesting with the idea of a time for wolves and the hour of the wolves.
A Dance with Dragons, Dragon Tamer, Wayward Bride, Kingbreaker, Ghost in Winterfell, John 2,
John 12, and Circe 1, in The Princess and the Queen, and in A Feast for Crows, Circe 7, and Jamie 1. And I found it interesting when you look kind of back on it that there's the Hour of the
Bat, which is deep night or early morning there's the hour of the eel which is right
after the hour of the bat there's ghosts which comes after hour of the eel there's the owl a
few hours after the bat but before dawn and then there's the hour of the wolf the black is part of
night after the owl and of course there's the nightingale which comes after the wolf which i
would guess would be morning-ish. You know, this is all
like eight hours, I feel like.
Well, I guess it's like one, two, three,
four. It's five hours.
I mean, that's a pretty solid chunk.
It's a solid chunk. There are definitely like other
hours, and we'll figure them
out at some point. Yeah. Anyone,
I know we missed our chance
because we didn't think this through before Worldcon,
but next time you have a chance to ask George R.R. Martin questions, please ask him,
what are all of the other hours? Because now I'm emotionally invested into this. We're going to
make a personality quiz about which hour you are. And also this ties into some of the past
Quentin chapters, like this,
this idea of the passage of time,
like the sperm suitor starts with,
it was the hour of the ghosts.
Like,
okay.
Quentin finds himself lying in bed,
driven to anguish with thoughts of fire and blood,
unable to sleep.
He pours himself a cup of wine in the dark,
trying to convince himself it
will help him sleep which like i get that same yeah i've definitely done that before which turns
out is kind of counterintuitive maybe i mean like the passing out passing out helps but turns out
being drunk actually gives you a less good quality of sleep it's something like you don't get quite
as good of like REM sleep or something,
which can leave you feeling more tired.
And this is just a fun health fact for me.
Not that it's ever stopped me from drinking before bed before.
So on top of Quentin's self-destructive behavior,
he like lowers the flame,
touching it to his flesh and he starts like crying out in pain, which jairus is creeping around on him and shows up in his room which
that kind of just sounds like he was cheating on him which yeah same boyfriends but shows up in his
room because like he hears quentin writhing around noisily in his chambers and jairus is like yo like
what the fuck is this your kink like he's, just pouring hot wax on himself and flame on himself?
Like, is this what you're into, Quint?
Is this what you're about?
I understand the flame with the wax part.
It's like, who hasn't, like, used to, like, stick their fingers in, like, the candle
and just make little balls of wax?
Because you're like, whatever, this is fun.
You're like, this is fun now.
Like, I don't have toys, I guess. And then, but yeah, I did have a similar thought that Jairus was like, this is fun now. Like, I don't have toys, I guess.
And then, but yeah, I did have a similar thought that Juris was like, what's going on here?
I kind of wonder if, like, Dandy's maids were also like, what's she doing?
She's sacrificing babies.
She does some, like, other weird stuff, too.
Killing virgins.
Yeah, I mean, probably.
Yeah, witch shit. Bathing in their blood you know the use i also just love the progression of quentin's actions in that sentence of like the prince
today abed staring at the ceiling dreaming without sleeping remembering imagining twisting
beneath his linen coverlet what What a word, coverlet.
His mind feverish with thoughts of fire and blood.
And like, I don't know, that progression to twisting,
you know, with that imagining and feverish.
It sounds like he's kind of ill.
But also some of that language feels very passionate.
Like, you know, when you're like tossing and turning in bed,
thinking about someone that you love or like are into or something,
which like, I guess Quentin's not. He's real nervous. Same death.
Fire, passion, you know. It reminds me of that language that we hear in
Melisandre 1 that represents John and Danny banging it out.
Shadows in the shape of skulls, skulls that turn to
mist, bodies locked together in lust, writhing and rolling and clawing
through curtains of fire, great winged
shadows wheeled against a hard blue sky.
Yeah, a hard blue sky.
A hard blue sky.
More like a hard blue ice schlong.
Oh yeah.
Quentin, are you
mad?
No, just scared. I do not want to burn. Oh my god, is that your baby Quentin, are you mad? No, just scared.
I do not want to burn.
Oh my god, is that your baby Quentin voice?
I think so.
I don't know.
Wow, my son.
I'll be honest, my son.
It makes me think of this chapter of Daenerys I in A Game of Thrones
when they're talking to Illyrio and Viserys and Dany are there
and there's this line where Viserys says the realm will rise for its rightful king. Tyrell,
Redwyne, Derry, Greyjoy, they have no more love for the usurper than I do the dornish men burn to avenge elia and her children which like
meta super meta the dornish men burn to avenge elia and her children they do mostly like in
the present day to avenge obran of course but like the obran thing happens because of elia
and her children like the dornish haven't forgotten it's all one thing
a mildly spicy take kind of like i like the way that jorah line is written sure of like oh you
know the small folk don't care they pray for like i don't know good rain or whatever but like
jorah's wrong jorah was wrong the dornish do care also this question where jairus like asks quentin if he's
mad you know like it's interesting that quentin's being asked that because madness is such a strong
theme in danny's storyline she's also always questioning herself if she's mad and how far
is that line between madness and greatness but she like quentin you know they're all just scared little children trying
to make their way in the world oh absolutely and with that line from Jorah and the small folk I
mean and the Dornish caring we're gonna see that come the Ariane chapter where she goes to Sunspear
and I mean the people love her all of the people not just you know the high court in people, not just, you know, the high court in Dorne, not just them.
It's all the people are, you know, saying, hello, Princess Arianne.
I mean, she is a public figure.
And that's super important of what keeps these places afloat.
Yeah.
Jairus offers jokingly to get Quent a woman from the Temple of the Graces,
and he exclaims that only the Red graces fuck out of the different graces
there are. There's just like a ton
of exposition on the religious
factions here, and how the Westerosi
did- how the Westerosi
old septas are prunes, and that
the religious order in the east is so much
different. When it rains,
instead of the workers running indoors, there are actually
snuggeries in the pleasure gardens,
and they wait there until they're chosen by a man.
Those who are chosen must remain until the sun comes up.
They're feeling lonely and neglected.
We could console them.
Which, like, that's not how sex work works.
Like, fuck off, Jairus, you piece of fucking fried bologna.
Which is
I think one of the top tier
insults that we've had
so far on this show.
I still like glorified houseplant
but fucking fried bologna
might be good too.
I like the idea of this fucking fried
bologna.
I don't know if I like the idea of a fried
bologna. Anyway.
It's good. We gonna like have a more hashtag nuanced take on jairus as this goes though like
for example you know like jairus is basically trying to persuade quentin to fuck someone
because i mean jairus isn't wrong that like danny isn't the only woman in the world I don't think that
like the way
Jairus goes about it is right
but like you know like Quentin
is on a suicide mission
he's like what if you didn't
die a virgin
yeah but also like
damn yeah
yeah I don't know
I swear that I will have a nicer more nuanced take on Jairus by the end of this-ish.
In fact, there'll be a lot of nuance.
He's got layers, we were discussing.
Yeah, like an onion.
Yeah.
Three-dimensional character.
All of the dimensions.
Yeah, like, it's not just one slice of bologna, you know?
It's a whole...
He's like the whole package, but it's fried, all of it. Yeah, it's a whole log of bologna, you know, it's a whole- He's like the whole package, but it's fried, all of it.
Yeah, it's a whole log of bologna, you know, that's the 3D.
It's not just the 2D.
Jairus Drinkwater, you fucking log of bologna.
Okay.
Quentin did not want to die at all.
I want to go back to Ironwood and kiss both of your sisters.
Marry Gwyneth Ironwood. Watch her flower into beauty.
Have a child by her.
I want to ride in tourneys, hawk, and hunt.
Visit with my mother in Norvos.
Read some of those books my father sends me.
I want Cletus and Will and Master Kedri to be alive again.
We have Quentin here thinking on how he doesn't really want to go through with this mission.
And he just wants to go home.
He should.
Go home, Quentin.
Quentin tries to get Jairus off his back, being like, Danny doesn't want me sleeping with sex workers.
She's not going to be glad to hear about that.
And Jairus is just like, I don't know, dude.
She might be.
He's not. I mean, J, dude. She might be. He's not-
I mean, Jairus isn't exactly right.
But I don't think Quentin's really right either.
Like, Quentin's projecting some things onto Dany.
Like, I think-
I don't know.
Does Quentin want-
I guess he does.
Like, based on what he's just told us he wants.
He, like, wants to watch Gwyneth Ironwood flower into beauty and have a child by her.
I guess Quentin wants his bride
to come to his bed, a virgin,
but it's like, Dany's not really
that's not
a thing she's really hoping for, I guess.
I don't
think Dany gives a shit who you sleep with
to be quite honest, and
she's been sleeping with that
good dick Dario, and obviously
he didn't become good dick Dario by being a pure angel just saying
right like
Quentin
wants he doesn't want Daenerys
he wants the idea of her and he
wants to not disappoint his father
is what Quentin wants he
doesn't want Daenerys
he wants an
innocent romance and he wants
love which is something that I know
you have a lot of opinions on and we'll get into later is how he is like his father. And it's like
Doran. Doran married for love, which we're about to get into here, that it doesn't always work that
way. Quentyn thinks he felt like a boy standing before Daenerys pleading for her hand, which of course kill the boy and let the man be born.
Quentin is unable to do that, and not that it did Jon much good. I mean, Quentin kills the boy, obviously.
Quentin says Dany already has a paramour anyway, and that he still has a chance because Daenerys doesn't love his dar.
anyway, and that he still has a chance because Daenerys doesn't love his dar.
Jarrus then chastises him, saying that Quentyn, as you said, Quentyn should know better about love having anything to do with marriage, which leads into some exposition about Doran and
Melario's marriage. What does love to do with marriage? A prince should know better. Your
father married for love, it said. How much joy has he had of that?
Little and less. Dorn Martell and his Nervoshi wife had spent half their marriage apart and the other half arguing.
It was the only rash thing his father had ever done, to hear some tell it.
The only time he had followed his heart instead of his head, and he had lived to rue it.
The only time he had followed his heart instead of his head, and he had lived to rue it.
Not all risks lead to ruin, he insisted.
This is my duty.
My destiny.
You're supposed to be my friend, Jairus. Why must you mock my hopes?
I have doubts enough without your throwing oil on the fire of my fear.
This will be my grand adventure.
Fucking
psychopath.
Quentin's
a fucking sociopath.
Jesus.
I don't understand why you won't let me
steal a dragon.
Why won't you just support me?
It's not a phase, Jairus.
Why can't you just support me? It's not a phase, dearest. Why can't you just stand me hardcore?
That you are my boy.
Yes.
You're supposed to be my boy.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That's exactly what's going on here.
What is happening today on this podcast?
This passage brings up something else great.
So speak Martin from the Citadel on Westeros.org, where a fan asked if Doran and Malario had discussed the reasons for why he wanted to send his children away.
Why did she leave?
To which George responded,
It wasn't a good marriage.
They married because of an attraction to something new and exotic.
Sometimes attraction happens when you least expect it.
He was a prince of a distant country and she a woman full of life
who was very appealing, who came from a very different culture.
When she comes to Doran, she finds there are customs that are different from those of Norvos,
especially regarding the fostering a way of children to others.
This wasn't a political marriage, nor a magical one.
It was simply an example of human nature.
Sometimes relationships start out on a good foot.
You become acquainted, there's a great sexual attraction,
you establish a relationship, you marry,
and then in four or five years you realize you don't really have anything in common. That at best you've made a mistake and are in a situation that doesn't have
any easy solution in a society such as that of the seven kingdoms where divorce simply isn't common.
This is an example that it's not only marriages of convenience that fail, but even the marriages
for love can fail. Sometimes the marriages of convenience in the seven kingdoms come out well
and those that are for love don't. Sometimes a couple loves another and then at some point they
don't. There are marriages that also develop out of nothing more than lust. There's no guarantee
things will go well and the consequence of this is that disappointments develop and you end up
estranged, each person going their own way. There's some bitterness from Malario about this because as
Prince of Dorne, Dorne has been able to
stay with his children, and she has had to leave
them.
I feel like, I'm not gonna really
dig into it, but there's like a lot in here
that I'm like, so tell us
what you really feel,
George, about
your relationships
and life.
There's so much like
I'm like damn George tell us more
like this is there's so much and there's
so much in here to take apart like
in the actual story
too that I'm sure
yeah like I mean of course there
are a couple lines that I was like oh George
what does that mean
like attraction happening and
how oh some marriages are nothing more than lust some are nothing more than this and then there's
even the fact that he has put enough of this thought into Malario's bitterness that gives me
like yeah he can't name the unnamed Dornish princess but at least he's characterizing that
Malario had bitterness and
why she was bitter and how it kind of happened. I think that's interesting.
Yeah, I mean, it just definitely feels like he's pulling from something that-
Yeah, real life.
Yeah, but-
Real pain, bro.
But yeah, and it's a fun contrast to Ned and Catelyn. That's also another thing that I was thinking about
because of this idea of like
different culture
it's not as far away
sure the north from
Riverrun but like Catelyn had
some of that culture shock and she talks
about having to adjust and she didn't marry for love
she was just like well this is my
life now
yeah
yeah I think this is a great ssm there's a lot in there and it does a lot to explain it
and then of course there's the fact that i trist just isn't mocking you quentin he's trying to save
your life which is why his next line immediately in response to that is like, men die on grand adventures.
But of course, Quentin still thinks that he's living in a story.
And like, I mean, Quentin thinks in response to what Jera says.
He was not wrong.
That was in the stories too.
The hero sets out with his friends and companions, faces dangers, comes home triumphant.
Only some of his opinions don't
return at all the hero never dies though i must be the hero and of course like we know what the
last hero that's not always what happens like not every hero is concrete and made that way and like
hey the last hero lost his friends and his sword broke and then he died.
You know, I mean, that's not just because you're the hero doesn't always mean it's like the stories, Quentin.
For sure. And like, yeah, of course, like this is such a great meta of like the hero's journey slash the monomyth in many ways.
And you can see how Quentin has grown up with those stories like the last hero
same as like the stark children and how this is just prevalent and how many people are patterning
their lives off of it so i also think in testament to that like it's interesting that
we have these prince stories all going on at the same time in A Dance with Dragons. You have Jon Snow, you have Aegon, you have Quentyn all on these heroes' paths.
Poor Quentyn and Nobody Suspects the Butterfly from Aeswaf University
did a really great panel on the reader as characters at Ice and Firecon in 2017.
I know you were there.
Basically on how there's a difference in disillusionments and how there's a
difference in sansa and quentin's for example that sansa's story is the metatheatrical center
of the series versus quentin's disillusionment entering farther into his story where sansa's
finally begins to lift quentin goes through his arc off the pages and he reaches his true
true traumas off page where we are made to
suffer sansa's arc as butterfly said sansa has her there are no heroes moment where quentin has his
oh i'm not the hero moment which is a total inversion of sansa's arc
and is like significantly shorter um yeah it was a really good panel i was trashed
i didn't go but i read the notes so it was really good i remember i was doing something i was
getting ready i think that was the manimals concert that night so i think i was getting for that on staff. I had a flask.
What am I gonna do with you?
Quentin says that people will remember them
and insists that Danny lives.
He says Danny is lost, but he'll find her.
And when I do, she will look at me
the way she looks at her sellsword.
Once I have proven myself worthy of her.
Quentin. I know. Baby boy. boy baby boy it's not how it works baby boy it's fine he doesn't even really want her but he like wants
her to like he just like wants that approval so much he's like she'll look at me the same way
someone loves me i know i love you quentin jairus loves him. Yeah, that's true. I ship it.
And we've kind of hammered home a lot of the ways that Quentin mistakes himself for the hero of the story.
And a lot of people have written about this.
But I think there's kind of something else that's going on here.
The Tyrion chapters are really good at pointing this out. And even though Tyrion hasn't met Dany yet at this point in the story he gets he just totally gets her character and who she is right in many ways like
that Dany has suffered and that she had the kind of childhood she did where she was like penniless
and homeless and she has come out on top after a while and like and because of that that makes her
a very proud queen and how
can she not be after everything that she's been through quentin's mistake it's more than just
thinking that he's the hero of the story it's that he makes a mistake of thinking that danny
after everything she's been through is the prize of his story along with the dragons like despite
dorn being more progressive regarding sexuality
and like the inheritance that women can inherit quentin still very much grows up with these
patriarchal these centered stories like the last year you know our protagonist in like the last
hero in the prince that was promised the mistake that like you know is called into question uh by amen or like azor ahai and stuff
you know it it still assumes that a man is at the center of these stories and thus quentin fails to
fathom that perhaps denarius is very much her own hero in her story she doesn't need quentin
like she lives she hasn't died um and it's not because she needs Quentin to find her
and show her the way, but it's because she's finding herself as we see in the last,
in her last chapter. Right, when she has her Mufasa and the stars moment with Quaithe.
And Viserys and Jorah. The best, I mean, it's the best cast
you can ask for.
Absolutely. She just can't wait to be queen.
She already is queen.
I was waiting for the whole song.
I was like, did she really write this whole thing already?
I was prepared.
I was prepared to jam out.
Jairus continues
to try to tell Quentin
that this is a dumb idea, even
if you get a dragon and ride one.
Upset at his friend's remarks, Quentin dismisses
him, then thinks upon his regrets.
I should have kissed one of the
Drinkwater twins, or maybe both of them.
I should have kissed them whilst I
could. I should have gone to Norvos
to see my mother and the place that gave her
birth so she would know that I had not forgotten her
it's not too late
you could go back
and do all these things
oh my god
rain comes down
in Meereen
and it reminds me of some of those
King's Landing chapters
when shitty things were happening
in Ned's chapters
and it was raining it's also interesting because this rain is finally catching up with us in marine
when we read the barrison chapters they were talking about this rain and how they wanted it
to break so i thought that was cool that it's another passage of time between POVs. Quentin and his friends eat a very
simple breakfast. They make sure
not to have
mimosas with their brunch because
they're gonna drink afterwards.
After
they get these dragons. Yeah, which is gonna
happen. Yeah.
Right? Totally, yeah.
I can't wait to see Quentin
ride a dragon
and you
it's just Bloody Mary alright
the big man knew
it would rain and he warns that
fire and water do not mix
but if love and hate
can breed so can fire and water
totally doesn't have the
same ring so I get it and a song of
water and ice totally doesn't work either or water and fire it just doesn't doesn't have the same ring so i get it and a song of water and ice totally doesn't
work either or water and fire it just doesn't doesn't work it really doesn't i don't really
want to go into this never mind just go ahead i think on historical figures past failures and
quentin says that they do not understand they may be be Dornish, but I am Dorn.
Years from now, when I am dead,
this will be the song they sing of me.
But like, what if this doesn't end
the way you think it's gonna end, Quentin?
What if you don't die years from now?
And I have a song,
I have a song lyric for this.
It's like,
I'm just a notch in your bedpost post but you're just a line in a song
that's what quentin is he's just a line in a song it was a good song leave him be be nice to our
song still a good song though this line does bug me because it's just like very ignorant thinking
and he's just not he you know, he's just really not thinking.
And it kind of reminds me of a quote that we will get in Queenmaker in A Feast for Crows.
That is Nymeria's star burning bright and that milky band behind her.
Those are 10,000 ships.
She burned as bright as any man and so shall I.
You will not rob me of my birthright.
So the Martells can get a tiny bit self-righteous here and there
i know we'll talk about it more in future episodes but that just struck me as a great
little parallel of that line yeah and like him with his destiny the martellus for some reason
like there's a sense of entitlement i bet oberon was thinking this to himself when he was like
dying well when he was fighting the mountain and especially you know because he almost
won he's like i yes my destiny i'm gonna win their pride their pride is what affects them
they really do have an issue with that i feel like and it's kind of overlooked yeah they're
just very sure of themselves for some reason i mean i would probably be that proud as well, had I lost so much and remained so, you know, hardened.
But it's still definitely an issue and causes major blind spots for them.
Yeah, for sure.
Next, we have Quentin and his crew getting dressed as the brazen beasts.
They are a bull, a lion, and an ape.
And Archibald, okay, because of Chloe's fantastic insight in our first Quentin episode,
Archibald now reminds me even more of a Baratheon because he takes the bull helm,
like Gendry and like Chloe pointed that out.
Yeah, just like with Robert's antlers and how Gendry ended up doing the bullhorn instead.
But yeah.
Plus like they're big and they got hammers and stuff.
Wrathion is hell.
Wrathion is hell.
So smart.
Today's password apparently is dog.
Supposedly.
Apparently.
Quentin has decided that he's going to carry around a whip now because Dany used one on Drogon
and he's like this worked for her
it's going to work for me
I also want to take a moment to stop
and admire some of George's writing
because we're not dwelling that much on it in this chapter
but like we should
because the writing and the prose in this chapter
is just so good in the same way that it's very good in The Wind Blown.
So, the walls around them were made of bricks of half a hundred colors, but the shadows turned them all to gray until touched by the light of the torch that Jairus carried.
So good.
It's a lot like how in King's Landing with the rain in a way, how the red, the pink stone turned to red.
That once light leaves
and light is draining out of it it turns to dark i just thought that was a nice little little tidbit
we got some world building about the pyramids that these gates were once used by slaves delivering
things from tradesmen we're gonna get so much more exposition in denarius chapters someday
it's crazy to think how expansive this pyramid really is. There are huge sections.
The apex, the hall,
the heart, the base,
the dragon pit, and then the dungeons.
There are actually 33 levels,
which they copied off of
old geese's pyramids, and it's a
sacred number to the geese gods.
I didn't know that. That's fun.
Yeah, I thought it was fun.
I'm excited to get to those more in detail.
They also come across some more brazen beasts who are guarding the door.
There's a rat and then a fox.
I don't know if it means anything, but I like it. It's fun.
They use the password dog.
And it works, I guess.
There's like a moment of hesitation where they look at each other and they're like, all right.
Which kind of makes me wonder, like, do you think that these guys were like fuck it it's not the right password but i
just don't feel like working anymore yeah pretty much i feel like shit and marine is kind of just
going downhill so no one gives a fuck right now yeah they have this cool cart full of oxen and
dead sheep also pretty maris who says the rest of the Tattered Prince's folk are inside
including Kago Corpse Killer which
they apparently were thinking they would
use to hold a dragon.
Amateur hour over here.
We get dragon lore where we learn
Rhaegal and Viserion are smaller than
Drogon because they are kept in a container
like goldfish which we also
hear about that happening to the Targaryen
dragons in King's Landing.
As they enter and really get into the pyramid and all this stuff,
Quentyn says that his palms are sweaty and his knees weak, his arms are heavy, and mom's spaghetti.
We also think, he also thinks that he's ready for the guards before they get to the dragon pit
but he's he's really not he's not ready for them at all like jairus tells them we've got to be
ready for these guards and like he is a fuck boy but as we've seen in the past few chapters
somehow jairus is the only one who is holding together all of these plans he's the only one who's thinking like
guys we have plans
let's try and be prepared and actually do them
Ardribald says that
they're ready
maybe Ardribald's ready but I don't know if Quentin Martell
is because Quentin Martell
is channeling
a really big mood here
there was a cramp in
Quentin's belly.
He felt a sudden need to move his bowels,
but knew he dare not beg off now.
And like, I get it.
This has happened to me.
Stress shits are a thing.
I will attest to the fact that this is a real phenomenon.
This feeling that Quentin is feeling is very real.
Oh yeah, this is very realistic.
George really knows how to cater to
his people as they embark quentin then thinks he had seldom felt more like a boy and as we said
earlier it's a running theme throughout this entire story of a song of ice and fire with all
of these adolescent characters you have john's kill the boy but you also have danny thinking
a mantra throughout her chapters is like that I am just a young girl.
But she really finally accepts that in her last chapter.
She's like, I am just a young girl.
And there's just so much weight on the shoulders of all of these children.
The pseudo hero idea supported with Quentin really is in the end, he's just a boy, not a hero.
Magical heroes survive what he survived or similar instances where it's pretty improbable they would survive in other circumstances.
You know, like being stabbed to death by your comrades of the Night Swatch.
Quentin is not that hero.
In the end, he's just a frog, not a prince.
Perfectly said.
Thanks, babe.
They finally get to the door by the dragon pit all the brazen beasts are wearing locust masks oh it's so dumb i think it's kind of fun it's kind of fun but it's like
oh it's just like when they were on the stilts with the feather boas i mean that didn't happen but it did in my head his mask was wrought in the shape of a basilisk's head the other three were masked as insects
locusts went and realized dog he said i'm so mad i'm so mad like it was right there it was right
in front of you know that feeling and mulan when mooshu like is yelling at mulan like right after she sets it off i mean mulan ended up being right
quentin was wrong well he's like he was right there he was right in front of you and you missed
but like anyway he was staring him in the face and quentin said dog locusts quentin realized dog you said oh my god that was a pretty dumb moment quentin
this is just perfectly written locust like reading that out loud is just like my god
the last two men in quentin's party have grown throughout their journeys
the brazen beasts suddenly start moving toward Quentin. Quentin is still frozen.
He hasn't even unsheathed his blade
by the time Archibald has thrown a torch and
defended his prince. He's too busy
being shell-shocked by the sergeant dying
in front of him. Jiras saves Quentin
from a spear to the throat.
Quentin, go home!
Holy shit!
It's like still not
too late at this point
Right you still have time
Kago and Maris
Come to get them
While like I guess
Arjabold and Jarrus are here
Actually responding to things happening
Quentin is just over here just like fucking muttering
Shit like to himself he's like
Dog Quentin said
The day's word was supposed to be dog why wouldn't
they let us pass we were told I'm like
locusts anyways
this just tells us a lot about
Quentin though he ends up getting too fixed on this
like one thing on how things are
supposed to be and because of that he can't react
right in the moment
yeah
locusts he thought dog he said i'm never gonna get over that quote
dude ever i'm gonna text it to you every day it's the most perfectly written line i mean
it's one it's it's up there i think i'm gonna i'm throwing that in my top 10 of lines i don't
know what else is in there but that's in the top 10 now.
Right.
Like that's going to be number one,
right next to,
uh,
you know,
like taste of dreams,
a taste of innocence.
Yeah.
Like it's,
it's up there.
It's up there with the,
from porcelain to ivory.
My skin has turned from porcelain to ivory to steel.
We have that.
Or like promise me she cried in a room that smelled of blood and roses or
yeah we have those and we also have locusts quentin realized dog he said fuck
and then quentin's like why did these men have to die and quentin's just like unsure and suddenly
cannot relate to his father's plans. He whispers to himself,
fired blood. Like, that's the reason they came to
Meereen. And also
apparently they get to this door and they don't have a key
and Archibald, bless him,
he's like, I have a key! And he takes his hammer
and just starts smashing at the lock.
A great moment
to talk about how much I love the big man,
Archibald, the best character, left.
Just smashed him with his hammer. I love him. They do I love the big man, Archibald, the best character, left. Just smashed him with his hammer.
I love him. They do call him the big man.
Like, for the first time we see him in this chapter, they call him the big man.
Yeah, they call him that last chapter, too. Remember?
I was really excited. I know. It's so funny.
I love the big man.
Like, I'm really glad we haven't had to
see him die. I don't think
he will. I don't think he's gonna die. He better not.
He's endgame. Archibald is
Azor Ahai. You wanna make a tinfoil that Archibald
is a Baratheon bastard? Cause like...
Oh my god.
I mean, it's already better than half the stuff
I've read or watched.
It's so true.
Robert fucked, dude.
He fucked. He really did.
He really, truly did. You know who else
fucked? Dunk. Dunk fucked. That fucked that's true also dario good dick
dario dario definitely fucked anyways the rusted hinges screamed is the language we get of the door
opening which never means good things see erin damp hair chapters as As they answer, the language becomes suspenseful and horrific.
Quentin thinks,
why else would Daenerys have shown
me the dragons? She wants me
to prove myself to her.
And I'm like, Quentin, you are again?
He's so dumb. Dog!
He said.
Fuck.
Locusts, he thought.
I'm never gonna get over this, okay?
Ever.
Now that I've, like, read that line aloud,
I'm like, this is it.
I want it tattooed on me.
Christ.
We're having a panel
now at Ice and Fire Con.
It's just us saying over and over again,
Locust, he realized.
Dog, he said. That's it. Don't, he said. That's it.
Yep, I'm in. That's it.
Yeah, so he thinks that Dany
wants Quentyn to prove
himself to her, and this is, again, Quentyn just
projecting things onto Daenerys.
I'm sorry, Quentyn.
She just... I'm gonna throw this out there.
She definitely does not want you stealing her
dragons, dude.
I mean, Dany just doesn't give a fuck about She just, I'm gonna throw this out there, she definitely does not want you stealing her dragons, dude. She, like,
I mean, Danny just doesn't give a
fuck about, like, what you're doing and, like, why you're here.
She has a bunch of other issues right now that she has to
deal with, like, oh,
disease, her people dying, I'm on
a dragon and in the middle of nowhere, and
like, you're over here, and you're just trying
to steal her fucking dog.
I think that's fucked up. Like, what are
you doing? He's just projecting all
of his daddy issues about how daddy doesn't
like, think I'm good enough
and wanting to prove yourself
to him, onto
Danny. Just typical
shit. Typical.
Dog!
Locusts!
Christ.
Master them, as Daenerys mastered Drogon in the pit.
The girl had been alone, clad in wisps of silk, but fearless.
I must not be afraid. She did it, so can I.
The main thing was to show no fear.
Animals can smell fear. And dragons?
What did he know of dragons what does any man
know of dragons they've been gone from the world for more than a century what does any man know of
dragons danny's like the last dragon it's almost as if this line's like about danny i don't know
and he thinks that just because danny did it with jorgon and taming him so so can he so can quint for sure
which it's also shitty because it's like oh that little girl could do it i could do it mentality
these chapters have honestly like they've been written from a young man's perspective
surrounded by other young men and i don't know they're just really interesting to read from
some of the shit I just shake my head
and go the fuck
excuse me
not Quentin as much like I get him
but Jairus sometimes will say shit and I'm like
dude look
I know you got layers now but
the fuck
there's so many gifs
that you just want to like send it
them all the time
we have more brick imagery because I like So many gifts that you just want to send at them all the time.
Mm-hmm.
We have more brick imagery, because I like these.
Wall and floor and ceiling drank the light.
Scorched, he realized.
Bricks burned black, crumbling into ash.
Which I guess tells us that the dragons are here uh first quentin sees regal who has gorgeous
bronze eyes also regal is long and green like snack and quentin attempts to call regal's name
and instead the word that's used is he croaks it out so quentin feels himself becoming frog again
and like he's just using this language of becoming
a frog again and life is not a song he throws Rhaegal some treats of I don't know like giant
dead animals the Archibald reminds I know right and they grill them you know like Archibald
reminds Quentin that there are in fact not one but one, but two dogs, and so you have to
save some of the treats for that other
one. Quentin's like, oh yeah,
because he forgot.
And so he looks around
and finds the little cave that Viserion
has made, and Viserion is also
long like Snack, so...
Quentin says
more meat to try and feed them until
they're sluggish,
because that's what Daenerys did to slow them down.
Jairus is making a last-ditch effort to tell his friend,
this ain't gonna work.
Loyal bitches, though, like,
this is Jairus Drinkwater who led his friends into the Red Mountains to find the lair of the vulture,
who jumped into playing a lordly wine merchant to help his friend,
like, fended off corsairs to protect his friend with arch,
told him to stay close to them to stay out of line of battle.
And Jairus Drinkwater is telling you to go home, Quentin.
It's what he's been saying this entire chapter.
And like Quentin, because he's just so insecure,
he thinks that Jairus is negging him.
It's like, no, Jairus is not negging you, he's begging you to just live, like, live your life.
Go, don't be like Cletus, you know, he's saying, like, Cletus is never, he's dead.
Yeah.
Live for the life that he lost, you know, like, make it good for that reason.
Yeah, exactly.
lost you know like make it good for that reason yeah exactly in a way it kind of gives me similar vibes to rhaegar's obsession with prophecy ending him and something that people like drink don't
have that same obsession with power or prophecy and destiny like drink water isn't a high lord
he's better off than most of course probably but he's in a nice wealthy court.
He doesn't have to worry about stressors imposed on him to impress his dad, though. He's already
doing great, probably, for himself. He doesn't have a ton to live up to outside his station like
Quentin does. Drink brings Quentin the perspective of there are more important things. You can go
home and kiss a girl and drink wine. You don't need this. You don't need to help your dad with his poorly planned revenge
scheme. And Quentin
believes he was born for it, like poor
Quentin in Butterfly said earlier.
He is going further and deeper into his
disillusionment.
And then we get Viserion,
who's now,
interestingly, he's like sniffing at Pretty Maris,
and he's able to tell
that Pretty Maris is female, which means that the dragons are looking for Daenerys, because they are confused as to why she's, like, sniffing at Pretty Maris, and he's able to tell that Pretty Maris is female,
which means that the dragons are looking for Daenerys,
because they are confused as to why she's not here right now with everyone,
which, like, same.
Same.
The dragon knew his name.
Quentyn tries to give this dragon commands, like, down.
Just go home and get yourself a dog.
You'll be better for it quent
you can get a dog and hang out with gwyneth ironwood and yeah exactly be so pleased
viserion starts inching towards the guards smelling blood and they freak out for obvious
reasons as we see in the pit with daenerys, and shoot a crossbow at the dragons.
And, of course, chaos erupts.
Another line that I love, because, again,
there's so much great prose in this chapter.
As he dropped his weapon to try and pry apart Viserion's jaw's flame
gouted from the tiger's mouth,
the man's eyes burst with soft, popping sounds,
and the brass around them began to run.
I'm going to gush again.
So the Dragon Tamers are such a good,
just such a well-written chapter.
The Windblown was also really good.
Sprint Suitor and Merchant's Man, they're like, all right.
They're not on the same level of language and prose
as the Windblown and the Dragon tamer and throughout this chapter george has just really
been using a lot of imagery that appeals to all five of your senses which is absolutely necessary
for keeping your audiences engaged when it comes to like that psychology of why storytelling
works and what makes it so effective but i just i just love that small visceral detail.
It's just so tiny, but the soft
popping sounds of the eyes, it makes it
so much more horrific.
You're not just imagining
eyeballs popping.
You're hearing it.
There's just
such a contrast, I think,
to the horror of it and that idea
of it's just a soft pop.
Anyways, here's me catching feels over exploding eyeballs.
No, I mean, A Dance with Dragons and A Feast with Crows are big testaments to George's skill with prose and to his world building and to just him writing, just him doing his thing.
You know, it's not all about the tinfoil theories that are posted every day online it's
sometimes it's about george describing food for three pages and it's like you're there
and you're eating it yourself and then you're really mad because you're not there
and you're not actually eating it yourself but i digress i don't digest but i do digress you could
pick yourself up uh a feast of ice and fire. Yes. And be eating some of it yourself.
I like to make, made like a couple of times some of the biscuit ones.
They're super easy to make.
And I'm like, oh, I have these ingredients.
This is cheap.
Yeah.
Quentin tries to regain control over the situation, which I don't even know if regains the word we should be using here.
Maybe get a semblance of control, maybe?
Yeah, maybe just gain.
Gain it all.
Gains.
Yeah, gains, bro.
Quentin uncoils the whip, and he starts calling the white doggo's name.
So he shouts, down, down.
And he tries not to show fear, and then whips Viserion, and then green doggo wriggles like,
oh, hell no, you are not whipping. and then whips Viserion and then green doggo Rhaegal is like oh hell no
you are not whipping
you are not whipping Viserion
and Jarrus
no not Jarrus sorry Ardribald is now like
freaking out and is yelling behind you behind
you behind you and like oh no it turns out
I mean we've been calling them doggos
this whole time but they are not doggos they are dragons
and
Quentyn forgot about about regal and then rip
when he raised his whip he saw that the lash was burning his hand as well all of him
all of him was burning oh he thought then he began to scream
that's like the most bone-chilling line too oh it's just like quentin also since it's like his
perspective he's like a step behind every time you know until like the things are happening oh
the lash is burning and now my hand like what god my poor son dude indeed the sun sun that line is so sad dog
sorry locusts okay okay my dumb sad son is what he is he's a good son he's a good dumb sad dead son dead son
dad he's so dead dude we just killed quentin
and that that brings us now to our outro let's talk about let's talk about Quentin, you know? Let's talk about his death. Let's talk about his life and
Quentin, our poor,
sad, dumb, dead
something
else son.
So dead, dude.
He's
I'm really excited on the positive
side because this will transition really well
in doing REN. So high five us.
It's really good transitionally
how George lines that up too.
And of course, so
the Ironwoods have sided with the Blackfires
in the past in wars, which makes
even if he isn't a Blackfire, which
he is, the Aegon and Golden
Company crew all the more
likely to ally with Doran and Fam.
You know?
In a way, which I know
Brendan B. Fish might not love
this one because he seems to have a different
opinion for this parallel. And I'm
not saying it's perfect, but I did just
like the parallel that Jairus
is basically the Kristen Cole
in Quentin's plotline, the kingmaker
in this situation, because
Kristen Cole pushing Aegon's rule,
Jairus and Arianne are the
ones that are going to be making Aegon king Jairus bringing Quentin's bones home pushes them to that
edge of that decision which it's all but made up by Arianne uh I would say I mean it she likes
pretty boys she gone like this one it's just in the cards you know yeah so i think dorn is going to look at this as kind of a
breaking of guest right and safe passage quentin's bones charred and returned to dorn will completely
burn that bridge no pun intended from danny to martel intended intended in a way i guess i
wouldn't really call it like the dornish Red Wedding but in level of betrayal
that will be felt it's kind of similar like if anything with your parallel earlier from the
Martells and the Starks and the North Remembers and the South Remembers I mean the Dornish Red
Wedding would have been the sack obviously of King's Landing and now every event with every
loss of Oberyn just like how you know
Bran and Rickon are dead and then the Red Wedding and then Sansa finds out you know this person's
dead that person's dead it's just these little betrayals but in level of betrayal this was a
pretty big one we the reader know it's not Dany's fault but Jairus' tale is already being spun that it was her fault. We see that
in Barristan's chapters.
The saddest part of Dorne is that, in the
end, they will not win. Whether
or not they glimpse the throne, get
vengeance on the Lannisters, they don't
win. Their whole plot is one giant
O. It's up in flames. All of the
justice for Elia was for naught.
It also sucks because
you can see that, to some extent, I mean, Jairus and Archibald are, they are still young, and they justice for Elia was for not. just ended like they don't have that capacity for self-reflection and definitely not for the self-awareness that they need right now to realize that part of why they're pinning so much of it on
danny and they're not even trying to like take any of the blame off of danny like they're pinning
so much of it on danny it's because subconsciously they know in many ways that they are at fault and
like barrison points it out he calls them out on it like you can see throughout the entirety of the
dragon team where that gers keeps
trying to get quentin to quit and go home but he doesn't really say it as much outright he didn't
he's going to feel like maybe he didn't try hard enough i don't know if he'll know that
internally or not and i mean archibald didn't try at all like what was fucking archibald doing
other he was definitely enabling quentin on these
plans and i understand that he's been conditioned to think that's what he's supposed to do but he
wasn't trying to be like quentin this is a bad idea like in the way that an advisor would like
davos does that for stannis right he tells him this is a bad idea there could even be a few
ario hota parallels in there with Doran. Sure. Exactly.
Exactly.
Because they don't feel that it's their place.
Step in.
Yeah.
And Jairus tries to.
Yeah.
But Quentin doesn't listen. As much as he can.
And maybe if Cletus had been there, he would have listened.
But if Cletus had been there, maybe Quentin wouldn't have felt as much pressure to keep going.
and felt as much pressure to keep going.
But there's also, I think, something really poignant in retrospect for Barristan to be the one who's pointing this out to Jarrus and Arjabal
that you're trying to pin this on Dany because your prince just died
and you don't want to feel like you're to blame for it.
Because if there's anyone who can relate to that guilt of being unable to keep your ruler alive, it's Barristan.
He's just done that, what, three times?
Yeah. Already as a
Kingsguard, and he's dealt
with that. And so that's why you can say
that's what you're feeling, that's why you're doing that,
but it's wrong. Agreed.
Agreed.
So, with Quentin
removed from the picture,
unfortunately, rip.
It also brings up the idea of inheritance in Dorne, which pits us between Arianne and Trystane left.
And as we know, Dorne's plan for Arianne right now is to unite with Aegon and find out if he's real.
And this is kind of Dorne's one last hope because marcella's ear has been chopped off dude like that's some mike tyson shit right yeah tristana marcella are doomed dude they're doomed
even if doran's plans the don't pan out with arianne i mean they can't fall back on that
they can't retreat to the grass on this one they've already
started that war you know and of course a it's so sad because they were just so precious and
cute playing savas together but we also know that marcella is doomed based on maggie the frog's
prophecy she didn't do anything to deserve this. No, she just existed, dude.
She didn't ask to be incest baby-born.
Yeah, if she was going to be
unexisted in this way, she was better off
not existing at all.
Yeah, why couldn't she have been one of the sticky princes,
you know?
That's true. God damn it.
Sometimes in life you're a bastard,
sometimes you're a sticky prince.
Oh, God.
That brings us to the Sand Snakes.
Yeah, so I think Nim, Tyene, and Obara are definitely doomed.
I could see Sorella living and maybe two or three of the youngest Sand Snakes,
but Sorella may be possibly ruling Dorne.
I just, I don't see anyone else surviving and obviously
i don't see arianne surviving let's be real i think you have you have a laria with a bunch of
her daughters i don't know i don't think laria is going to end up in charge of dorn of course but
she has daughters who you know like like Lareza and Luria
and the younger is what I was thinking,
but, I mean, Elia's doomed.
Elia Sand.
You think Elia Sand's doomed? That's sad.
She's there with Arianne, though.
She is there with Arianne, like, I don't know, doing...
Guess what? We'll get there in our
Winds of Winter chapters
episode of Arianne 1 and 2
coming in the next month, but as you were.
Which I haven't read.
Exactly, that's why I'm saying, I'm like, wait till you read.
I think you're going to change your tune.
You're like, oh yeah, bitch doomed.
I saw a quote or two in the LA Sand wiki,
just because I was looking that up,
since a plug for Michael Klarfeld,
wiki just because i was looking that up since a plug for michael clarfeld who's been doing some great maps of westeros he did the iron islands maps which chloe you're in yes i was a land of
harlaw indeed and i guess i'm supposed to be modeling for elia sand so yeah you are i have
to go figure out how we're doing that at some point. They're amazing maps.
If you haven't checked them out, definitely check them out.
Very fun.
And a couple of other people are in them, too.
Yeah, Asheya from History of Westeros, Aziz, I mean, Elamel.
There's lots of different people that have been on these, so definitely check them out.
Coming back to Quentin.
So we have this issue now, there's that inheritance issue, and obviously now it passes to Erianne, she gets what she wants, but she wants a lot more, which is going to lead into the fate of Dorne.
There's a lot going on here when Quentin talks about how he's not just himself, like Quentin, the Prince of Dorne.
He says he is Dorne.
And the fate that Quentin gets, I think, telegraphs some of what we can expect for the Dorne storyline.
Quentin is in many ways very much a metaphor for Dorne, not just in that political sense but yeah what's gonna happen like fire and blood
is what Quentyn says that he came to Meereen for and that's exactly what Quentyn gets
it's what he becomes it's exactly what Dorne's going to get this isn't the way that they thought
they were going to get it they were hoping they were going to wield the power of fire and blood
but I mean that's not how it goes you can't control fire that's a big part of one of the themes of the story
you can't always control
these elements and passion
and when Quentin Martell says
you know like
he's chasing after this vengeance
for his father and because of that he's going to burn
as you pointed out the Dornish people
are burning he dies
and it's all wrapped up in this recursive mess
because Quentin's
death of course is what opens up that door for doran to ally with fagon because of all of these
misunderstandings from jairus and argebolt and arianne's of course going to like take advantage
of some of that and choose fagon because she's had a taste of what her destiny could have been. Destiny. Being Viserys' queen.
And she's not going back.
We're going to obviously go more into this
later, but this is going
to lead to her making that same
mistake as Quentyn.
In that Dorne is going to
turn their back on one
dragon, chase after this
other one, and when
they lose sight of that other dragon, mistakes are made and people die.
Why would you turn your back on the dragon that has dragons?
I know.
I know.
I'm like, guys, this is so like.
We talked about this, Dorn.
But both of them make that mistake because remember tyrian tells
tells fagon he's like always keep your dragon close but he's an 18 year old boy yeah the
irion's pretty and irion's got ambitions and quentin's a cute boy and like everyone's cute
hormones hormones are fucking everything up in westeros i think they're fucking it up
for you right now you're like this person's cute you're cute exactly everyone's cute and it's gonna
tear everything apart next i want to dig into the relationship in between doran and quentin
sort of like in general because the driving force and relationship
for quentin's character it isn't necessarily getting denarius and it's not aria and even though
you know whom he thinks of like once his entire story and only as his sister which like i mean
he couldn't even call his own mother by his name, but, like, whatever, we're gonna get back to that in a second.
The driving force in Quentin's story is his father and wanting to, just not wanting to disappoint him when he comes back home.
And we hear, actually, a bit throughout a couple of these chapters, like, how Quentin is very much like Doran. He's a little more bookish.
But I do think that's true.
You know, we don't have a Doran POV,
but I get the sense that Quentin's POV is in many ways a window into Doran's mindset when it comes to this plan for Doran's.
Oh my god, I must sound so crazy on the other side here.
Doran and Doran all the time.
so crazy on the other side here doran and doran all the time and you can see how doran has been plotting all these years for vengeance for ellia and her children and just as quentin thinks that
he can't let his father down and that the deaths of his friends cannot be for naught doran thinks
that he can't let down ellian her her children and that their deaths cannot go without having received justice.
Now that they've lost Oberyn, Oberyn has died for all of this.
They can't let the Red Viper, they can't let him have died for nothing.
So now they're all caught up in this huge web of vengeance for their family.
this huge web of like vengeance uh for their family and Quentin of course keeps he still sees himself up until the very end as the hero of his story and this causes him to think that things
have to go according to plan because I mean like that's the point of a plan right that things
happen based on it and this is very much how Doran seems to think that things will go for him as well. Quentin seems to feel fear, but he falls short of fathoming that idea of failure very clearly. Because, I mean, they've thought it all through, right? So everything's gonna work, right? He's the hero but just as Quentin freezes up when just one detail goes awry like oh no the
password isn't Doug Doug he said like what's Doran going to do when things don't go perfectly which
is very much what's going to happen when he gets his son's body back and I mean we all know how
that ended for Quentin and so like Doran's going to make wrong choices and get psyched out. And I don't know.
My point is like, like father, like son, and also take.
And there's not really much to say to explain this.
But I mean, what if as Quentin is like Doran, Malario is like Arianne?
I do like that.
I do like that. I do like that.
I think you could be right on that,
at least in her storm and angst.
It reminds me of Cersei with what of my wrath.
But, you know, Malario left
and she was incapable of living
in this feudal society's rules,
living with the political stakes
of sending your kids off.
And Malario today would probably be
furious if she knew of what Doran was letting happen or instituting to happen. I did mention
a bit earlier, but I did want to circle back. Like, I don't know if Quentin not calling his
mother or sister by name is exactly like maybe I don't know. I don't know how I'd exactly talk
about it that I want to point out. It has been eight years of him living in Ironwood, at least, like give or take.
And, well, yeah, he probably visited Sunspear on a few occasions here and there annually.
He spent the majority of eight years away from his family and Malario, I mean, had left by then.
So he became this young man wrought with inferiority complexes to his beautiful, wonderful, strong friends and the family he never sees anymore and was teased
relentlessly by as a kid,
which is interesting because Ariane has some of the similar experiences
with how she feels about herself and how she looked.
But Quentin being incapable of calling his sister and mom by name title
kind of almost fits in with this whole shtick,
I would say.
Yeah.
I just had a thought right now oh no we've been saying for a while that i guess and i guess it's mostly me that quentin's projecting his insecurity about
wanting to live up to like prove himself to his father onto denarius but what if
it's that he's you know we discussed before that he was bullied, likely, by Arianne and the Sand Snakes.
What if he's more of just wanting to prove himself to them?
And he sees that in Dany, not Doran?
I could see something like that.
I don't know.
But I say it's still Doran is the big thing.
I mean, he's the biggest part of it.
Yeah, just like maybe on like some subconscious level
maybe it could also be like well mom left us so i'm trying to make up for that gap
maybe it's mommy issues and daddy issues yeah my diagnosis that with those mommy issues,
you know, Malario left
because Doran was fostering
Quentin away, and it makes me think that there
should have been a little more closeness
there, and that he should perhaps
think of his mother more fondly. He thinks of her in this chapter
and he's like, oh, I want to go there so that
Govis and Narvos
She knows I didn't forget her.
Like Alanis Harlaw. For me, that's
just one line
where he says, Doran and
his Narvosi wife, like,
to me, I assume that's just
weird editing. I don't know.
I could see that.
It just doesn't seem like Malaria was
fighting so much as giving in to her
lack of rights from mating with a royal, you know?
Yes. There's's that and also
we aren't ever gonna find out i mean is the important thing so i like to hope that maybe
malari is gonna appear in the story but i don't know maybe she's stepped a little more oh my god
you're fired this time thank you you're i quit this time you won't imagine if quentin had just chilled out
right like i i just don't understand to some extent what the urgency was of like we have to
steal these dragons right now like i know that everything was falling apart in marine but
i don't know what if he had just chilled out and like waited for danny to get back and like
why did he have to steal a dragon like why did he think that this
is what danny wanted like what danny probably would have really wanted there are many things
that danny of course wants like for her city to be saved and like cured the disease etc but like
i don't know what if quinn didn't just waited and he like helped barris didn't hold the city
or something and like then danny comes back she's like wow that was really great good job
fam like I'm super thankful and she's of course like thank you so much for not bleeding all over
my bed and fucking it up but instead he just like loses her dogs and dies and makes a huge
bloody mess on her bed and like I don't know like women can do that on their own once a month
like there's a reason we don't do
that there's a reason why you don't let people die
in your bed
there is there's probably a few reasons
why you don't like accountability
susceptibility anyways
also that would have been the real hero
story if he stayed and saved the city
to win the queen and kill the bad guys instead of win the queen to have the throne, like Stannis says so artfully in his arc without the queen bits.
The real hero arc would have been more sensible.
No, Quentin, no one's made to go steal a dragon.
That's how people die.
You know, hindsight is very 2020.
There were other ways.
And now Barristan is going to die in a pool of blood after saving the city.
That is more of a hero's arc, especially if Quentin had seen it from the same perspective as Daenerys.
Like, that wanting to ensure that there was a place where people could be free.
They had different goals.
could be free.
They had different goals.
Yeah, like, sure, they're not his people,
but like,
Bairstyn didn't forge deep ties, but he was like, oh,
there are people here that I guess
Dany cares about, and I should take care
of this and hold it for her.
And, yeah, if
Quentyn had chosen that,
instead of him being like, oh, look at all
these slaves and Ghiscari, they're just like
roaches. What if we
had decided to save them?
I mean, if he had been a proactive
good ruler.
But
anyway, now he dead.
Yeah.
And other questions is, how soon
is now by the Smiths about
Quentin Martell? I think it is ready uh the
lyrics are i am the sun and the air of a shyness as criminally vulgar i am the sun and air of
nothing in particular but like sun with a u instead of an o you know what i'm saying yeah
but it's also with an o it's both both. In the song, it definitely is with
an O, but it works on
multiple levels.
Yeah, multitudes of point.
I just thought that was a great
little easter egg, you know? It is.
Oh, that should, never mind,
they're a copyright issue, they'll be like,
that should be the song we play out with, never mind.
No, no, sure can't do that,
Fox.
Matt, pretend we're doing that dear listeners this has been god this was a heavy episode i'm like heavy-hearted about quentin
right now we're leaving we're burying him i guess or are we we're leaving him on the bed to die
juicily we're just sleeping in there and he's gonna be that looming presence.
He really will be a looming presence, though, in the next few chapters.
Yes, absolutely.
We're not really burying, burying him, because we will be talking about him in Arianne chapters.
So, I guess that's good.
We're letting him, you know, we get to miss him.
It's a metaphor.
The bed is the Arianne chapters and Quentyn is on it bleeding
all over
you just had a locust
dog moment
maybe
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