Hello From The Magic Tavern - Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

Episode Date: July 23, 2018

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChest Trünkborn: Travis McElroyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan JacoverEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxProduction Assistance: Garrett SchultzYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Greetings, all-you-nots! Still here in this futuristic car in space. Just found some half-finished designs for a tiny submarine that seems mostly like a cry for attention. Let's call it the USS Thirsty. And now we follow our heroes as they break back into a location where they spent four years. It would be like devoting season 6 of Frazier to breaking back into Cheers. Begin Transmission.

Hello from the Magic Tavern! A weekly podcast from the Marnie. What? Sorry, I can't stand it when you whisper. Can you just talk? Well, look! Okay, I'll try to talk at a lower volume. No, that's worse, that's worse. John, I just don't want anyone to know that we're about to break into the Vimillion Minotaur, okay?

I don't want anyone to hear us, except for you, dear listener. Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host, R&D Neek Camp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, it's a lot. There's a lot to explain. I felt through a dimensional portal

into a magical world. Can we just do that every week? Hello from the Magic Tibern. It's a lot. We should change the name of the show to it. It's a lot. Look, I'm from Earth. I'm trapped in a magical world. Sorry, I tuned out for a minute. Oh, that's Mundle, start over again. I tuned out for a second. It's a lot. Wait, we have Mundle all here? Yeah, where is he? Oh, there he is. Hey, Mundle.

Mundle, don't play too loud. Anyway, we're currently in the bushes outside the Vermilion Minotaur, and we're about to pull off the heist of the century. Heist Knight! Heist Knight! Heist Knight! And I am joined on this heist as always by my co-hosts, Chant the Talking Badger. Get wet!

And you, Sador, the wizard. I am you, Sador! Wizard of the Twelfth Real, Mothafesius, Master of Light and Shadow, Minipulator of magical lights! I am Yusudor! Wizard of the Twelfth Realm of Ephesius, Master of Light and Shadow, Minipulator of Magical Lights, Devour of Chaos, Champion of the Great Holes of Trakis, the Elves Numius Fienyark, the Dwarves Numius Zonen in Hukestenges,

and I am known in the Rothis, as Gaspwinius Mastar! And there may be other secret names, secret names that I shall never speak aloud. Well, the cover's blown. Yeah, I think if there's anybody... Uh... Although no lights? I don't see any candles turning on in the tavern, so...

Hmm. Maybe Octavia's a heavy sleeper? Or maybe she's out of town? Wait. Uh... On the door there's hours listed. Yeah, looks like it's closed. Okay. Now is our opportunity to enter our Nundu wake. We shall make our way serapticiously through the door. Find all that is necessary to defeat the

Dark Lord, magical items of great power, and they shall be ours. Yeah, shall we begin? I think what'll happen is, I'm gonna lift up the bush that I'm in in tip two, require it, and then if someone's coming, I'll set the bush down, pop my head back inside, so it'll just like a bush. Oh, sure. And when I walk, I'm gonna make this noise. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

that's noise I was gonna make. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Oh! Oh, great. Well, use an awful little way. What was that song you saying? I don't know. Alright, John, I guess we gotta get in through the front door. Alright. Wait, that's right. There's a password. Oh, there's a password. It's password protected. Hmm. I think we just say the word easy.

We'll get in. Okay. Easy. Easy. That is easy. Easy. That is just the password. What? That is just the password. Open a door, you fucking nerd. What?

Sounds like a nerd. I am the door knocker, and my job is to take the password and let you in. Oh, look at that. It's the door knocker itself talking. Why do you look at that? Look at that face. I'm not gonna look at that face. Look at that little metal face.

Don't ever look directly at knockers. Well, that's good advice, the young man. Now, tell me what the password is and I shall allow you to go through it. Do you have a head cold? I do have a head cold right now. The password is- I just a head, so any cold I have is a head cold.

All right, tone it down. We're not interviewing you. We're just- What do you mean? I've been waiting to be a guest on this show for so long. Oh, you've heard of our show? I hear your show. Are you a fan? Yes, I'm a huge fan. I would love it. You're a funny draw picture of me sending in some.

That's good to go. That's so nice. Just drunk board and I. But often shout to each other across the road. You know chest reed board? Yes, yes of course we're both magical beings who are parts of the tavern so we're always here. Okay, here's the picture I drew. Sorry, I'm not very good at drawing doors. Can you just put that in my mouth?

Here you go. Where does that go? I have a magical stomach and another dimension. We don't have time for this. Stop interviewing. We don't have time for this. Stop interviewing. We don't have time for this.

Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing.

Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing. Stop interviewing to the list. I'll add it to the list. But if I get my story out there, maybe I can meet you. There's no time. A man, listen, password, rhubarb, one, two, three, four, five. How did you know the secret password? Oh, again, that's it's RNA password. It would have an RNA. You should know that of the listener of the podcast. You're right. I'm very sorry. Well, you've made your entry, but don't you want to stay

by the front door? No, all right, walk away from the door. Hey, let's find a defiant. No, no, no, no, let's go around the back here. Don't knock her. Here's a window. Hey. You're, you're helping with this rock. Why did I make that?

No, it helped. Anytime you go, while you throw a rock, it helps you see the windows. Exactly. It's shit, the window reformed. What? You guys suck. Wait a second. Is this window password protected?

Yes. Good luck getting in there without going through me. You already gave me the password, so why don't you just walk through the block? Wait, wait, wait. Can I answer too much? Can I answer a few questions like the making and model of my mother's first cart? Of course. Okay.

We did it. That's what. What? We got the password. The door is so unwhite open. No. Is it worth it? I mean, I don't want to go through that way.

Yeah, it feels like a, like a loss. I know, I feel like our whole thing is that someone opens a door. We do not go through it. Maybe we just wait for you, so the door maybe he went down the two. Ah! Door knocker, you shall allow me entry, or I shall melt you down into nothing.

I don't want to be melted. Kara, Chen, pow. Oh, that was a guy. That was a person who got turned into a doorknocker. Yeah. You just melted a man. I thought it was just a magical doorknocker. No, it was a guy. I forget what happened to him, but he said something.

Well, maybe if you had listened to his story and could have reslated it to me, then I would have been able to act differently. I felt like he just wasn't compelling enough for us to want to talk to him more. That's fair. Oh, is that Drew over there? He's dead. Drew's dead? Long dead.

I don't remember that. We all went to his funeral. The only exception to the no one dies policy. We all agree we were okay with it. I feel like he's gonna make a comeback. All right, let's go inside. Wait, why do we hate Drew so much? Why do you like Drew so much?

He's fun. Why are we talking about Drew? Guys, I'm gonna walk inside. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I shall enter more quietly than my cohorts. And I shall find magical powers, scrolls and weapons and objects of great pleasure. Stop narrating your adventure and join us.

Okay, sorry. Alright, oh, it looks weird at night. I know. I'm going to take down all of these paintings and see what's behind them. Oh yeah. So, do we want to have like a game plan in here? Should we just kind of like try to find as many magic things as possible? I mean, if we just say generally, magic things,

that's gonna be most stuff. So maybe we should say like, magic stuff that we didn't know about, that's hidden. Oh yeah, seems useful. Should we make like piles, like found a magic thing, seems just okay, just keep, so yeah. Well yes, I think that's a good idea, but I would suggest that we, categorize a little bit. So that's a good idea, but I would I would suggest that we

Categorize a little bit. So here's a pile of weapons Here's a pile of objects and here's a pile of clothing and armor and then that way we can found something Oh, would you get nice like an angel's heart? What I think that goes in the object pile. You sure can it be used as a weapon? It's a flame. I mean it's not burning me, but it's on fire. Yeah, you're just holding a flaming heart. Can you wear it? Hmm, let me see. Put it on my head. It looks good on your head. It looks good off of the arrow. I don't have one. No, let's find a bow and arrow. Yeah, I've got a bow and arrow. Shoot it off.

Oh, I shot Chunt in the face with an arrow. Here, I brought my healing rock. Great, Chunt's gonna be another drew. Come here, let me smash you in the head with this healing rock. Hello! Thank you. Is that better? Mm-hmm. Oh good.

Oh, I found something! I found something! Here it is. Look at this amulet. Look at the way it courses with magical energies. I shall put the amulet. Look at the way it courses with magical energies. I shall put the amulet on and see what it does. It made me one-foot taller. Your voice got a little deeper.

And my voice is a little bit deeper. A little more of a sonorous one. But your voice got more deep than you would think for just one foot. Ah, yes, but apparently that was the one foot I needed to reach this tone. You're on the cusp the whole time? Oh, yeah,, sorry suppose so. Hey, hey, let me take it off. Ah, yes!

Yeah, back to normal. Yeah, that's good. We don't want your voice to change. That'd be weird from, like, say, episode one to later in the podcast your voice sounded like. I don't know what you're talking about. In consistent, how do you put it on? Okay.

I have one foot taller. He sounds much better. Yeah, that's kind of sexy. What? I think you should leave that on. Leave that on, right? I have one foot taller. He sounds much better. Yeah, that's kind of sexy. What? I think you should leave that on. Leave that on, aren't he? It's really exhausting to do this voice. You're like seven foot six now.

You're telling me. Well, let's take that one off. It's not that useful. We can sell that to get rid of it, right? Mm-hmm. All right, that's in the wearable selling pipe. Okay, let's see. I'm gonna pull up some floorboards.

Hmm. Yeah! Hello! Oh! Oh, I'm gonna pull up some floorboards. Okay. Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh, I found an axe! Is it the Weird axe? The wax? Didn't we find a Weird axe?

Oh, we did find a Weird axe. Oh, wait, no, you know what? That's just under my chair over here. Okay. I think maybe this is just a normal axe. It might not be magical at all. Oh, I was under the fiddle. How do we know if something has magic or not?

Like, some things are glowing with magic, but other times you show me a magic thing, and it doesn't look like it's anything different than a normal thing. I suppose I will just have to cast Detect Magic on it. Now, if you cast Detect Magic, is it 100% gonna be accurate? I mean, I've got like, you know, 20% chance

of finding the correct answer. Oh, not I, guys real quick. The chance of finding the correct answer. Oh, not high. Guys, real quick. The arrow is still in my head. Is it, look, funny? I mean, is it kind of funny? It's wild and crazy. I think I'm gonna leave it in.

Yeah, is that crazy? No, that works for you. I feel like I wanna do a tie-five. Do it right now. You know, you've got some time to go ahead. I'm already in the middle of the ice, but. All right, have you ever noticed how spider bears... You're coming across a spider bear,

and he's weaving a web of honey. Yes. They're one to do. Yes. In the spider bear! We'll be like, hey, you want some web honey? I don't think so, my friend. I don't think so, my friend. What else?

What? Far so what? Ah, yes. Got about four and a half minutes left. Yeah, I think I'm done. Wait, what is this? Arnie, you get a puzzles? I don't know.

There's like a thousand pieces and they all seem to fit together somehow. Okay. All right, ooh, this is a corner piece. Okay. I found another corner piece. Okay. I found... Oh, I found the box top. This is what it's gonna look like when it's done.

Why don't we just look at the box top? Okay. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. This is relaxing. Yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. This is relaxing. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You know what, the box top shows a painting of the three of us doing a puzzle.

And behind us, there's a ghost with a knife. I don't think we should do this puzzle. So you're saying if we complete it, the ghost with a knife won't appear behind us. No, it looks so. Pause it, worth it to find the weapon? Maybe that knife is something we need. Maybe that's the weapon we're looking for. Is that ghost knife? Maybe.

I almost finished the sky. Arnie, what if we had a knife that when we stab somebody with it, turn them into a ghost, wouldn't that be cool? I mean, don't all knives do that? Eventually, but this would be like a mediate. Yeah. Is this... This is like half of a face, I think? Should I just use magic to put the puzzle to the magic? Yeah, I just use magic. I think this box top is telling us that it's gonna be bad if we finish this puzzle. Maybe it will be bad if we

don't finish the puzzle. Maybe the message is if you don't put together this picture, Ghost Will come up and stab you in the back. Oh wait, wait, wait, give me that box up. Oh, if you angle it, you see that there's a cake. This says congratulations on solving the puzzle. And the ghost is coming in to cut that cake. Oh, I do love cake. Scramble, scramble, scramble, b. Let this answer of the puzzle appear to me.

Ah, there, the pieces are falling into place. Now, I even now, yet. Oh, so close. Yeah. Oh, oh, and it's coming alive. The very picture on the puzzle, the ghost moves towards the cake with the knife. He scrapes off the top layer of frosting and underneath the frosting where it says, congratulations, it says, die. No. Is there a ghost? look around? Is there a ghost? Is there a cake? Look around Where's the cake? I don't see a cake the cake is a lie wait. There's something coming out the cake on the box It's it's an egg. Oh, it's Predeventional. Well, let's pull that out of the puzzle that egg just came out of the cake. I wouldn't crack open that egg

Here we crack it open. Well, Oh, it's like sugar and caramel You just eat candy that comes out of a puzzle. Oh good that rabbit's making a chicken sound This is the strangest night we've ever spent in the familiar minotaur guys. I fucking hate puzzles right like I think we've ever spent in the familiar minotaur. Guys, I fucking hate puzzles. Right. Like... Like all the other stuff aside, uh, puzzles. Here's what I'll say. The next puzzle we do, let's slow down and really build on it. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Let me examine one of these paintings I was looking at before. Do those eyes seem unnaturally alive to you? Yeah, I always position this Yeah

Yeah Yes, they put it out Oh, there's a little tag on here Says they're the eyes of sliding doors What are sliding doors? I don't know Is that a place? The eyes of sliding doors?

Slight indoors Slight indoors Yes, oh yes I know the eyes of sitting doors Slight indoors was a great wizard of the past and he Like can before him was a yellow wizard. Oh, oh, I can't believe Ken died. Remember we all went to the funeral What even remember that? Oh, we all went to the funeral. It's so sad very sad It says here that these eyes will show possible outcomes that did not come to be

Oh It also says these eyes have seen a lot of things, but they're never going to see another one like I had with you. Oh yeah, it does say that. It's on the back. Okay, I'm sorry. I promise I won't read your eye tags ever again. Okay, where do we put these eyes?

Which was the magical? The magical objects we want to keep. we might want to see some possible outcomes here So we got eyes we got an angel heart. Oh, you know what we never solved the Vertairlach's wakes thing over on this painting. Yeah, we also never followed up with the fact that I ate what was inside that egg Okay, well, let's see your thing. How was it? It's pretty tasty. I mean, I feel like maybe for a few weeks a year, I did it. But then after that, it's gross. Wow. What else have you eaten this week?

Well, let's think back. I had prime rib on Tuesday because that's the Ruffled Feather Special. I had ogre ribs. Mm-hmm. I'm pretty tasty. I put some sauce on that. I look at honey de jane oly with some fries, which was pretty, pretty good. You're right, this is a rich vein and I'm sorry we didn't go down

it first. Yeah, don't hold back, don't sell fat at it in any way. Well, to be fair, exploring the gift I put into this space with the egg was fun, but then after that you said what did you eat this week? So, to be fair, fuck you guys. Oh, okay. Arnie, would you find over there? Nothing. Also tell me your whole life story. Okay, well. Well, this is a thrilling adventure.

I was born in Ohio. I think a hospital in Lima, Ohio. Do you say limo, Ohio? Yeah, oh, I'm glad that the word blinks. Go on in the middle of me. Lime, Ohio. You think you were born in a that the word blanks come in of me. limo. Hi. Oh, you think you were born in hospital? Where else would you be boy? I know I was born in a hospital. Yeah. What were your first words when you came

out of your mom? I mean, I think it was why? What was the context? I think I was really startled by so much changing so fast. Yeah, you know how that is? I can relate. Ever since then, you know, not very good with rapid change. I feel the same thing.

I mean, even, you know, two-sword, our relationships moving pretty fast. Oh, and I love them, you know. And I feel like, you know, we haven't consummated our relationship. And I feel like, I just feel like I'm getting older and older and, You know, and I feel like, you know, we haven't, we haven't consummated our relationship. Uh-huh. And I feel like, I just feel like I'm getting older and older and, you know, I think he wants to. It's like a problem. Yeah. He like wants to have, you know, obviously wants to be physical, but then I'm like, am I getting too old for this shift?

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. You know, meaning am I getting too old to continue the shape shift? Yeah. Yeah. At this point, I'm feeling really comfortable as a vatier. So it's like, do I want to sacrifice that? Because am I going to find another vatier if I want to go back to that? Or I'm going to be stuck as Tussador forever? I.

Relationships, it's just hard. I, I, and I don't want to put this on your shoulders, because I know you don't like Tussador. So yeah. I, oh, I thought you were going to, don't. No, I was just agreeing with you I I'm okay with you two sedor but two two sedors yeah I know I get it I get it so a bit much yeah here are two magical sores magic wand

miss Kalam or the protection from fire an ambulance of cold resistance uh... a bag of never-ending food you saw what you've been up to uh... i've just been looking around grabbing things that i thought were magical and uh... putting them in the pile here what have you two been doing? we found a magical item what's that? in-depth conversation between two friends

catching up catching up we're gonna put it in a pile the most magical thing of all right over here This area. Let's just say this area is like catching up. I don't know the metaphor. It doesn't really work as much as this I thought I would know this is very important. I'm glad you found this magical pile. It's going to help us defeat Jack shit Go find some magical items. We have to fight Jack. Shit. I don't know.

Who's that? Also, Chant. You said we were doing most of the work, so I think we can stand right here and just talk while he, yeah, find stuff. Yeah. How good at that? That's what brings us to the same thing. Finding shit.

Do you know? Honestly. Do you see a future for yourself and Tussador? I do. Yeah, I mean, yeah. do you see a future for yourself and to sit or I do yeah, I mean yeah, I've connected Good good job, I think good way nailing it. I feel like you know, I do click with him more than any other Pass relationship, but it's just the thing of like I'm just I guess I'm just scared because A lot of my relationships in the passive just been physical or it's more infatuation than love.

Yeah. You know, or less. So it's just the thing of like, I guess I'm just scared because I am getting older and I only have one sperm. Yeah. And so the thing of like, do I, you know, it's a real, it's a real gamble, you know?

Yeah. I don't know. I want to have a kid. You have a kid, what's that like? I mean, it's great, I think I as I remember. Yeah, I mean, if that's something you want for yourself, you should definitely... I think I do. I also, but I also, I also, and let me, you know, be honest with you, because you don't like, you know, Lucy Tussie, I feel like that's going to be an impeachment.

You're my best friend. You're my best friend. You know, and I don't want my best friend to not, you know, like my partner, because that's awkward. Yeah. I mean, could you come around? Is there something you could do to come around to persuade you?

I mean, it's that or I could date Drew. No, would you prefer that? He's dead. Well, I think I saw an arm shoot out of the grave at the other funeral. No, I heard. I talked to Warlock and he said he's dead forever. I said is there any way to bring Drew back? And he was like, no. Oh, you talked to Finneas, the lying Warlock. Oh, yeah. No, I talked to his twin brother Trinius, who always tells the truth.

Classic Phineas to lie about being Trinius. Anyway, anyway. You know what, I'm gonna go look for some magic items. Hey, we're at the game, I'm just gonna use it or catch up. Here's a circular to increase dexterity, a potion of returning Drew to life. Hey, hey, desitones. Hey, hey, how are you? What's a big man? Nothing just trying to find all the magical items I can I know

Nice, nice, nice, but but yes, how you well, I'm committed to defeating evil and that's a committed relationship I'm going to find all the way Okay, okay, don't do it yet. I'll toss to find all the ones that I don't have to come back. Okay, not done with you yet. I haven't tossed you back in the ocean. How are you doing? I know what you're doing, but how are you? I feel like we've been friends forever before I became here. Well, yes, but now you and Arnold are very good friends.

And I- You're still, I'm very- One of my best friends. Very busy, you know, because you're crying. I'm trying to not cry, actually. Oh, that's why you're crying is because you're trying not to cry? Yes. Well, sort of. I buddy, buddy, come here. Can I ask you something and I want you to be 100% honest? Yes, please. Why don't you like Drew? I just am not sure what the reason for Drew is, seem like just a fun chance to, you know, have a cookie voice. Oh, all right.

Well, I did find this potion of Drew Resurrection. Of Drew Resurrection or Drew Resurrection? Drew? What's a hyperspecific potion? Yeah, it's a circulative increased exterity and a potion of Drew Resurrection. Well, if Drew ever dies, I'll be sure and give it to him. Oh, good.

Thank you for that. Welcome. Is there anything going on in your life that we don't know about? I miss Jynneavia. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have. Hey, separate paths now, and I fear that perhaps those paths shall narrow into twilight again.

Can I say I feel so fucking dumb. I am so sorry. Earlier, I mentioned, you know, when Arnie asked what I ate this week, I mentioned ribs, and that must have really hit home in terms of Jynneavia. I am so sorry earlier I mentioned you know when Arnie asked what I ate this week I mentioned ribs and that must have Yes, really hit home in terms of Jen leave you. I am so sorry. No, that's quite alright. These things happen I can't expect the whole world to adjust to me. I am more realistic in mine Needs in the world. I focus on my job and what I need to do But I want to say ch Chant, I'm very happy

that not only do you have a strong and powerful friendship with Arnie, and you must continue to cultivate that friendship. I did just before, but I must admit, the crux of our friendships is quite important to my grand scheme. Ooh. Of our relationship? Of all of our relationships.

Oh, well, I feel like this is nice to kind of, yeah, pull off the world's greatest highs, but also, just to check in with my buds. Yes, and I would never admit that this to Arnold. But I have had a plan in place. Arnie, you sure we've got a plan? Well, well, aren't us. This, we've got the plan. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well Plans you could never understand with your simple mortal minds. Yeah, I have vision beyond the mortal realm and can understand things that to you would seem to be nonsense and lights and sounds incomprehensible. Yeah, but vision dies, right?

Oh, yeah. Gets his head crushed in. I mean, metaphorically, V it gets his head crushed, that's exactly. But, says, uh, purfair of such a vision, I must be stalwart. I must commit to this act, and even if sending mine self into the middle of the void, to consume it with my obsidian arm, doth destroy me, then so be it. I have swore to protect, fool, not any cost, and if this be the cost, then I am ready to pay it!

I don't know if we're ready to pay that. What? I mean, look, no, no, I'm just saying, if it's Yusidor's life versus the whole rest of all of reality, then thank you, Yusidor. And I do it gladly. I think that's too great a sacrifice. Oh, that's very sweet of you, Chump. Yeah, I mean, three of us shouldn't have to sacrifice ourselves. No, but we're not doing it. He's doing it. Yeah, but he doesn't need to be a martyr. I'll miss you too, Chump.

Well, that's right. He's gonna be a real martyr about it. I'll miss you most of all Arnold. Oh, no. We gotta find a different solution. Well, I don't know that it will destroy me. I'm just saying it's a possibility. So what do we know about the void? What are like the concrete things we know about the void?

We know it's bad. We know we have to defeat it. It's an expansive nothingness consuming all in its path. Just like our podcast. And I think it just feeds on everything. So it didn't spin-taxate that the best way to stop it is to create, just to create, to create more things. I-He did go to Earth to convince Pinope Penalope that magic was real. And that way create a new belief. Create hmm what could we use to create something?

I mean we create this podcast every week If you think about it isn't that one of the best ways to fight the void like if we were to create something If we were like say we were gonna like write something down Yeah, that would take a lot more time But if you just like you know, you just constantly like it been a shit off the dome That's a faster way to just create create create create create and so that like, you know, you're just constantly like, it's been shit off the dome. Like, that's a faster way to just create, create, create, create. And so that way, you know, you're slowing the void down. Yeah, you're filling the void.

What, I mean, holy shit. Aren't everyone on Earth just create shit, like make your own shit, create your shit immediately. Just make stuff, but don't take a lot of time. Don't make good stuff. Just like, yeah, make, like what we do. Just like, have so much creation, you can't even play with it all. Don't make good stuff. Just like yeah make like what we do Just like have so much creation you can't even play with at all But there's too much going on do not slow down to edd a busy busy busy busy

Yes, if something Very rich appears that doesn't mean you have to stop and pay attention to it get on to the next thing Yeah, and use the hashtag create the wholeag, if you build it, they will come. Oh! Hashtag, I believe, am used to a chunt and awnee, and I shall create things to help defeat the void. That's the perfect hashtag. And just use the rest of that character limit to create whatever.

Yeah. Just create. I mean, sometimes it's nice to have a little bit of focus. Yeah, just create I mean sometimes I sound a little bit of focus. Oh, sure. Look, here's the thing create Get rid of that self-addeder on your shoulder and eventually you're gonna go back and make this stuff good After the void is defeated and then you'll be like able to go back and cherry pick through all the stuff you've generated It would be sort of like if we took our podcast and put it into another format. And just sort of cherry pick the best things to say.

Make a television show. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah. Did anybody hear that? I know, I know we're alone, but did anybody hear that? Is anyone listening? Please?

And if you're listening, please do not take that as a hint that That's happening. Don't be like oh, no. Oh, this is a wink. This is an if not a wink This is more of a plea is there one of these magical objects we can use to make that happen Oh, maybe oh you know, I'm gonna go check that for tarotax wakes painting. I'm gonna finally get that thing done. All right. I'll be right back I thought that's what he went to do the first time. What was he doing the whole time bathroom? Well, let's take a quick break and we'll be right back with more highs And we're back. Oh he used to work.- Tell you, it brings back so many memories to... Be back in this space, I mean... Ah, yes.

So many of my formative years have been spent right in this very tavern. Oh, yes. Look here at our table. This very table. Ugh. This very table. Do you remember when O'Talk and you and I would just sit around and eat roosters' feet and just... I enjoy the days as they passed by and that it seemed like... Everything went all belly up when Arnold showed up.

Not in a bad way, not playing games. No, no, no, no, yeah, not in a bad way, but just in a different way. Like, things got different. The Dark Lord really stepped up around the same time. Arnold appeared. I had been planning, of course course to defeat him for years, but now it seems like the time is coming when we must face off.

You know, it might still be years, but relative to a life of 300 years, things are ramping up relatively quickly. Yeah, that's what anytime, you know, I think about the podcast, I'm like, things are moving so fast. I'm fancy. That's exactly how I feel.

It's like, it is a break, the break. Next, pump the break. Yeah, does that make sense? Pump the breaks? Yes. A blink of an eye. Whoah. Hey guys, I did it.

I solved the Vertealax Swakes puzzle. Oh, nice one, buddy. Good job. Yeah, a bunch of people emailed me all the answers like a long time ago. I just forgot to get around doing it. Oh, wow. Yeah, for Taralax Wakes, they're just referring to a tweet

from for Taralax where he says, yawn, wow, that was one good nap. Yes, Dragon's nap for weeks at a time. Don't judge me. So I just put an eight to 15. The date that he tweeted that and that opened up. I got to say, what were you saying? What's this now?

What were you saying? I tuned up. I tuned down for a second. It's, you know, it's okay. It all you got a knife. Yeah, I got sorry what were you saying what's this now I tune up I tune down for a second it's you know it's okay it all you got a knife yeah I got a knife nice sharpy knife is this magic yeah maybe that's a ghost knife here let me see it the knife. I've editorial this. Who wants? If we do create and fill the void, then I shall be able to use this knife to carve out a hole and enter to reach the center of the void, then using my arm to absorb it all. Damn, that worked out pretty well. Wow.

Actually, since you're kind of a... Since you're looking at items and kind of appraising them. Would you mind appraising this? It's a figurine that my grandpa had this is a figurine from about 60 years ago. Wow Can you tell me a little bit about it? Well, it looks like one of the figurines of the last Barley and Empire Okay, yeah, he what he did fight for the Berlin Empire. Oh, well yes, and a soldier a lot of people think these figurines are worth a lot of money But it turns out that this is actually a copy for about 10 years ago made from the Isle of Migos How much would that stealth war today? Four or five gold coins not very much. Yes, it's a thing. I'm gonna hang on to it I'll real one in mint condition would be worth,

I would say 10 or 12,000 gold coins. That's true, okay. Guys, but did it. This is garbage essentially. I'm gonna hang on to it for a second, I'm sorry. What did you do? Guys, I did it. I found some meads.

Here's one for you. Oh, here's one for you. Oh, thank you, Arnold. That's so nice to be back at this table. You know, let's pop a squat. Yeah, hold on. Hold on. Let me chair. Oh Look at this it's an invisibility rib. What? John, where'd you go? Some kids must have been sneaking in here to have some meat there. We have filled up these piles with a lot of stuff We should also probably take chest with us when we leave, right? Oh, he's sleeping.

Don't wake him up. You know, he gets so mad when he's... I think you can hear him snoring. Awwww. Howdy, they're so down, if I could. That's a weird thing to say in your sleep. I'm gonna go check out the basement. Thank you for the need.

I'm just gonna enjoy. You know, it's just very table. Oh, Arnie, I wanted to take something. Sorry, I got a splinter. God damn it. I hate old timey tables, but I love you table. Well, it's not an old timey table, it's a table. Okay, I hate of this timey table.

Arnie, I had an idea. Yeah. What if we use, when we ask people to create to fill the void? What if we used hashtag fill the void? I don't want to look in that hashtag. No, what's the? Has that filled the void and you wish tag fist the void? Oh, I feel like Phil is such a better way to put it. All right, we can go with yours. Is it spelled PHIL? It's PHIL fill the void. Fill the void Because you know the legend of Phil who put his finger in the dam?

Damn. And he filled the dam? I know the legend of... Damn Daniel. I don't know if I know that one. I've never mind. I'm just adding it again. Damn Daniel.

I like that. But I thought we could do hashtag Phil the Void. And listeners could either, you know, tweet at us with that hashtag about something at creating or email us using that as a subject line with something they're creating. And then what we could do is take some of those and maybe read them on the air to hear what people are up to, to help fill the void. Yeah. What ideas are helping to fill the void. Yeah, tweet us the things you've made, whether it's magic tavern or later or not, tweet us the things you're thinking about making, because that's very on brand for us. We need all ideas. You can't stop to edit yourself because editing kills creativity. Yeah, exactly.

That's what you always say to me. The void is like a blank page. And we need to draw some squeaky lines, like waves, put a sun in there, little turtle. Don't think about the fact that with every new word there's a risk of fucking it up. Oh, yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Do not do that. If you do that, you're feeding the void. Don't feed the void. Don't feed the void. Don't feed the void. Don't feed the void. Let's give an example. So let's fill the void right now.

What are some ideas you've been sitting on, Big Eye? What? What are some ideas you've been sitting on? Like, to create? Yeah. I've been so invested in this podcast. But you know what? I do have some ideas.

I don't know if it would work here. You know, I always really wanted to make this like sticker that you put in a toilet bowl and it like measures the depth And then you see the depth before you go to the bathroom and then you see the depth after you've gone to the bathroom Listeners just like that any dumbass ideas you have. That stuff at us. Cheat that stuff. I get back to earth. That's one of the first things that... Well, that's like the seventh thing I'm gonna do. I found it. What? I found the portal that the Dark Lord used to the basement.

What? Yes. Yes. It tucked behind some boxes. And there's a mystical ruin that is blocking it. I can't quite open it yet. But we may be able to use this portal. Wait, the port at the end of season one

were the Dark Lord like snuck into Hogs face? Yeah, wait, we have seasons? Yeah. Let me unlock there longer than you would guess. I remember the Dark Lord sneaking in and I'm having a great battle. And I think if we opened this portal back up, we may be able to sneak in and catch the dark

lord on a was. Damn Daniel, you mean we can just circumvent all this other stuff we're working on. We can just sneak into the dark lord's layer and catch him on a were. I, and with the blade of Vesco Halan which I have cleverly kept hidden from him, I shall stab him through the hot and end this vile podcast once and for all. Guys, I don't know. This seems like a very fast path towards... I look, I want to defeat the Dark Lord as much as you guys do, but like, maybe we should do a slow and steady approach, too. You know, it's just that it's a lot of change really fast.

But this podcast is already going at a break next speed. Yeah, Arnie, we were saying we can't sustain how fast we go. I don't know, I'm just scared of portals, you know. Understandable. You know, when I was a kid, I have this vivid memory of just sitting on my front step. Oh, you told us this memory. I have to go examine that portal some more,

I forgot how to open it. Should I come with? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Should I come with? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, just me in the U-table. I miss you, buddy. You gave me a little bit more courage than I had otherwise.

All right, table. I'll see you soon. All right, guys, I'm coming downstairs. Yes, you see it's blocked. Every time he tells that same story, I just cut my eyes, glaze over. Guys, I hate these things. So many bad things have happened in this basement.

The dark lord's knocking to food. We accidentally killed blemish and something about the sacks of flower. So the sacks of sentience, sacks of flower. Blemish killed himself. Let's be honest. 20,000 roaring arcs? Here. You see now, if I can simply remove this rune,

we will have access to this portal. I'm not sure where it leads, but if the Dark Lord used it, it must lead back to him. Oh, you said, or I don't know if this is too much to ask. With your magic, can you create some sort of sticker to put into the portal to measure how deep it goes?

Right, yes, like those toilet stickers they already have What? Shit, I didn't want to tell you man. I'm so sorry. We have we've had them for years That was like one of the first inventions one the first and it was like somebody cut down a tree and made it into a Table and chair and then the second thing they made was the toilet sticker Well, I appreciate that I had a good idea for my world and made it into a table and chair, and then the second thing they made was the toilet sticker. Well, I appreciate that I had a good idea for my world. Yeah, that tells you something

that if it's already a thing, you know what, I shouldn't say that. I should've said that. I had that idea and I was like, is it a good idea? I'm scared to put it out into the world, but you know what, it was a good idea, and I shouldn't, I shouldn't self-ad it.

You know me, I always self-ad it too much. I don't just say whatever dumb thing comes to mind. Do we ever edit the podcast? No everything we say makes it in no Drizzle life drizzle life drizzle life. If you like this podcast. It's on ever sent the three of us No one else makes it better. No one else to thank if there were credits at the end of this podcast Which they are not they would be lies. Oh my God, an owl. Boy, their sound of that owl was a marionette.

Terrified. And so is that owl totally made that sound. No one else did that. Hey guys, listen to me tap dance. Mm, why not? Listen to me tap dance. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Listen to me and Arnie tap dance together. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding Once. One. Two. Three. Three.

Fluttersound. I expected better. Well Arnold, I'm so proud of you to have reinvented the poop up the volume sticker, but we have to focus on opening this portal and making sure we have an opportunity to strike the Dark Lord's very hot. opening this portal and making sure we have an opportunity to strike the dark lords very hot. Open his inner sanctum and go to where he lives and hit him where it hurts. Bring the nuts right in the nuts. This is you, Sador. This is chant right in the nuts. All right guys, I just... I'm just... is it okay for me to say

I'm scared? Yeah, of course. I, were your friends, that's what we've been saying. I know, and it shouldn't be a hard thing to say, because scary shit happens to us all the time. And jumping into a portal to the Dark Lord's layer, that's scary, but I'm scared. I am scared of doing it, and I'm scared. I'm scared all the time, guys.

This is a very, like, this is not my home, okay? And I've been here a long time, and I'm scared,'m scared okay this is my home and I'm scared all the time you all the time every second of every day I'm like am I enough or like when I say something I'm like did anybody hear what I say is it I hear everything you say I sweat shut sometimes I just choose to pretend like I don't oh that means a lot to me this because I'm scared because I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just talking about whatever we're talking about. Sure.

The point is we're all scared. Everyone's scared. It's a scary world. Yeah, I know. You said, or you got to be scared. Only the foolhardy are never scared. The truly brave move forward despite their fear. They look fear straight in the eye and they say,

nay, not today, you shall not be the one who controls my destiny. I do feel the fear, the palpitation in my heart, as the stink of battle doth enter my nostrils, but then I sally forth and I do attack. Yeah, fear is the word that lets life burn bright. Ooh, I like that. Okay. I thought-

Do you like it as much as poop up the volume? Well, I didn't come up with that. Whoever invented that stick had it. It's a fucking genius. What was your sticker called? I didn't have a name for it yet. I wasn't- You know, not a name first person. Marketing's important. But here, let me focus my magical energies on this room covering this portal.

Hello from the poopy toilet. Woof. Woof. Sorry. Guys, I need your support right now. I'm scared. I can't focus on this. Wait, say it again.

Hello from the poopy toilet. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That is beautiful. Yes. And that's brilliant.

You're a genius and an artist in a poet. Before we go into this portal, can I have a red potion? Um, I just feel like it would just help regulate me a little bit. But I feel like if you take a red potion, that's going to take off some of the edge of fear and I feel like we want that fear front and center, right? We need to follow the fear. Follow your fear. We shall not enable you on this day, Arnold.

If things are desperate, and you are truly hurt, yes, perhaps we shall give you some red potion to restore thine health, but to restore thine mind is a different matter altogether. What are you, a Scientologist? No, no, what is that? Fear is natural, is all I am saying. Yeah, what's your feeling is perfectly natural.

Okay, alright. Let's just- let's do it. Let's not hesitate. Let's do this together. Elavian Balcine, Dwarmen, Dwarmban, Dwarmsheem. I've opened it. I feel the palpitation in my very heart. I draw my swords. I raise opened it. I feel the palpitation in my very heart. I draw my sword. I raise my staff.

I kiss the owl. And into the portal I do fly! Wait, wait, wait, wait! Sorry to grab you blue guy, but... Put away your sword. Grab my hand. Ornick grabbed my hand. Yes. Let's walk in together.

Together we shall be stronger. Are we all holding all of each other's hands? Well that would just form a circle. Yeah let's do that. Yes, yes, yes. Okay, who's? Okay so all. So they need to put your staff down.

So you have to sort of hold onto my staff. Well I have my rampas figuring. Let me, I'm gonna just sort of that away. I know this probably looks stupid but this is really helping me. And thank you John. Good, Let's hold hands in a circle Okay, let's spin into the board You don't like how you walk into a room. Yeah, yeah, this portal is a little slim

So it's gonna be a little I just thought to walk abreast because that way if we're holding hands walking up Up aside each other then away. We all step in together But if we turn in a circle one person is if we go to enter first Oh, but if you're okay with that no Who's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Here we go. Here we come. Walking down the street. We get the... Get in the funniest looks from. Everyone we meet! Hey, hey, it's the portal!

Hashtag filled the void? Huh, that was abrupt and unprofessional and not in the usual way. No song, nothing. And the transmission is just gone. Well that's it. If the Shlubbo Trinity is gonna dive into every portal they encounter, I'm heading back to the bunker to fix this. Meanwhile, you see what happens without a guest to play peacemaker. This show descends into auto cannibalism like that. What's that, Doctor Who lost his companion and now he's insane? Sorry, she's insane. I can't keep track. What I do know is that thing

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All right, future car, take me home. I wish I was stick here. She She Oh, no, don't put me in the box. Not a box in a box. No, please don't put me in a box. She She No, please not the watermelon. No, not the melon water.

No She Watermelons. No, not the melon water. No. Shoo. Shoo. Time to make the doughnuts. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Me, me, me, me.

I call it fruit by the foot. Shoo! Shoo! It's six feet above gum for you, not them. Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

Bye!