History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas - 61 - Frank Rizzo Was WILD!!!
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What's up, cuzzy wuzzies?
You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys,
History Hyenas, Bad. Let me be crystal clear with the people who are on the other side of this sound that's coming into your face.
The hyenas are here with a fucking wild episode today.
Chris got punched in the kidneys earlier.
By Sergio Chacon, who will probably be our guest next week if I don't have him arrested.
Because make no mistake, I am a white man at the top of society and I will not be hit by minorities.
Sergio Chacon, very funny comedian.
Supposed to be our guest today.
Yeah.
But he fucking pulled out.
But guess what we got coming in for our guest interview episode that will be on Patreon for four weeks?
Joe Herpes List.
The truth.
The truth.
Yeah, Sergio Chacon had to cancel because he had to pick up his daughter, which is the most Puerto Rican excuse ever.
When we have Joe.
By the way, let me just quickly.
Obviously, Zach, you missed about three way.
Sean Chians.
Just give me three in a row, please.
Yeah.
Because I.
Yeah.
Zach is.
Yeah.
And one more.
One more.
I said so many wild things. And I just want to be crystal clear.
The reason why I did that.
And then I didn't finish, you know, the thing that I said about I'm top society minorities.
I did that as a joke because today's episode is about a very controversial figure.
His name is Frank Rizzo.
He's the old mayor of Philly, and he sounds a lot like that.
So I did it as an homage to him, but forgot to mention that.
So just give me a way Sean Sheehan and I'm sorry.
Way Sean Sheehan.
Yeah, that's the first way Jean Jean that had the proper audio.
So Zach's just getting settled in.
Zach, can we talk about, just very quickly.
Zach is from, he's from the Caliphate.
Yes.
So he lives like a century behind.
Zach, can we talk about, or can we do a segment when we do the live podcast,
Zach the Spelling Bee, a Zach Isis Spelling Bee.
We're going to do a Zach Isis Spelling Bee because we were talking this weekend
and I
was reading his spelling on the Patreon.
He's fully retarded.
He's fully legally retarded.
Let's just be honest.
He's legally retarded and it's
just what it is. I don't think there is
one post on the Patreon
that is not misspelled.
I mean, yeah, he just
doesn't know how to spell because English might be his third or fourth language. I mean... Yeah, he just doesn't know how to spell
because English might be his third or fourth language.
I mean, it's so wild, his spelling.
Because I think that's why he put his...
I think he got the alphabet on his fingers.
Yeah, just so he remembers.
He could try to go A, B, C, D, E, F, G
and just look at them
and then pick when he's looking and he's typing.
He could try to figure out.
Because, let me be honest...
He's like the... You need to tattoo all the words of the English language on your body.
Yeah.
So when you try to spell them, you can just look at your butt or your rib and find the word and see the proper spelling.
Let me be crystal clear with you about something.
I've known you for now nine years, been very close to you for the last three to four.
Has it been nine?
It's been about nine.
I met a young Chrissy D who offered to hold my
equipment. Yeah, that's how I tried to get in with you.
That was a young, ambitious Chrissy D. I send
you a message like, yo, I love your work. I love
Ditch Films. I love all the sketches you do.
If you need a guy to hold your equipment, I'll be
that guy. Yeah. Did we ever, I think we
read that message on the podcast once. We did.
The original one. We did, but make no mistake,
you don't remember because you are certainly Chrissy
Blackouts. Yeah. And I just want to remind the people.
I'm Chrissy Blackouts, Chrissy Black and White Cookies.
And you're Chrissy Two Beers In.
Yeah, I'm Chrissy Two Beers In.
Because I really, really thought about it today.
The decisions you make in your life are the decisions a kid makes when he's hammered.
When he's just, well, two beers in, buzz.
Not hammered, like buzz.
You're Two Beers In, no lunch.
No lunch.
Chrissy, yeah.
I'm Two Beers In, no lunch on a Claret and D. Yeah, you're in, no lunch. No lunch. Chrissy, yeah. I'm two beers in, no lunch on a Claritin D.
Yeah, you're empty stomach, two beers Chrissy.
Yeah, on antihistamine, so I'm a little loopy.
That's what it is.
And whenever you don't respond to my text, when you respond to my text a minute after I text.
Yeah.
When there's a delayed response from you, I knew you were the fucking dude.
Either I'm, well now.
Or picking up the baby.
Well now, because I'm Chrissy normal blood pressure, I'm Chrissy within the lines.
I'm Chrissy Salmon's Chrissy Omega 3's.
If I don't pick up the phone, it's either because I'm with a toot, which is most likely.
But the second most likely is because I could just be throwing hands with Sergio.
I could be boxing or going for a jog.
Because you make appointments with toots like you're a toot.
Yeah. Like toots have appointments with Johns. Yeah. The because you make appointments with toots like you're a toot yeah like toots have appointments with johns yeah the way you have appointments with toots i have a
schedule of toots you fit in toots in 15 to 20 minutes sometimes seven minute intervals yeah
every toot that comes into my life knows some of them are listening hello ladies maybe one guy used
in um you know yeah it's just a time. I like a nice time crunch toot sesh.
Because make no mistake, you got boxing to get to and you always have to pick up the baby.
I'm Chrissy, pick up the baby.
You got a lot of calls from Liz saying, listen, Chrissy, what happened was I was walking,
my flip-flop had broken, so you need to pick up the baby.
Pick up the baby.
And then, well, this weekend, this weekend, actually, we had Lynn and Ann to pick up the baby and pick up the baby and then well this weekend
this weekend um actually we had uh lynn and anne-eileen watch the baby yeah and uh yeah do
you think the uh delilah just gravitates towards eileen because she had a puerto rican family yeah
that's why anne-eileen's always sitting uh delilah is always sitting in anne-eileen's lap because she
smells the puerto rican on her so delilah's just Delilah's half Puerto Rican. So she's just going to her own.
Yeah.
Where my mom is too white.
Yeah.
My mom is full white.
You can't be any whiter than my mother.
I mean, she's German.
She's a German.
German kid from Ridgewood.
With red hair.
And she's Irish kid.
Yeah.
You know, your mom just tries to control the rage about welfare on the train for 40 years
of working with Catholicism.
Yeah.
And that's just how she simmered herself down.
It just doesn't work.
Because she would blow up in her own brain when she would look around the subway car,
and then she would say the Lord's Prayer, and it would all come back down to nice and calm.
Yeah.
It's what it is.
Because I wanted to say before, for as long as I've known you,
since you've been married, Yanni Husbands is the best looking
version of you.
Yanni Husbands is just a cute fucking guy.
Do you think my hair just grew back in like a chia pet?
Ever since you got married, I think Jesus said, because you finally committed to his
sacrament, that he gave you some hair back.
Well, he just likes the fact that I'm leaning straight, which is what the Lord wants.
Yeah.
In case of sin.
Yeah, because he thought, make no mistake, for the first 43 years of your life,
Jesus was looking down
and he had that button going down.
He had that elevator button going down.
Yeah.
But now since you married a woman,
at least temporarily,
you're going back up.
Yeah.
You may get into heaven.
Still most likely not,
but you may
because you got a mean streak.
Because let's be honest,
my sexuality is kind of like my politics.
Yeah.
I'm in the middle, but I lean one way.
I lean straight.
You lean straight.
I lean straight, but I'm in the middle and I lean straight.
Just like I'm a moderate and I lean left.
Yeah, it doesn't mean you can't be convinced to push it to the limit in Thailand.
Because I pushed it to the limit.
You pushed it to the limit.
Go watch that Brody Stevens clip.
I think it's on Nikki Glaser's Instagram.
Pushing it to the limit with Brody Stevens.
It's a 10 out of 10 hilarious thing.
He's talking about ladyboys.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
And let's be honest, there's a lot of people with the internet
who with their clicks have pushed it to the limit.
They've pushed it to the limit.
Mike Mush is the guy who's sitting with us.
Welcome, Mike Mush again,
who if you look through his internet history,
he's pushed it to the limit.
I told you to stop calling him Mush.
Just call him Mike.
Mike. Yeah. Look. Well, Mike works. Did you work to the limit. I told you to stop calling him mush. Just call him Mike. Mike. Yeah.
Look. Well, Mike works. Did you work
for the show now? Are you on?
I help out, yes. Yeah.
Alright, Mike's employed. Listen, yeah, because we
needed to get one Mexican from a border city
here just so we can understand how these white
walkers live. Can I get a
white walker?
That's a 10 out of 10 because they live beyond the
wall. That's a funny, one of the funniest jokes on his head. He 10 because they live beyond the wall. That's a funny one of the funniest jokes on his head.
It's that South Americans live beyond the wall.
And let's be honest, we have to add a Mexican because last weekend we lost a Jew.
It's just what it is.
ISIS has good timing.
I mean, he's out of of here so he added a Mexican
he had a crystal clear English
it's just what it is on that one
yeah and make no mistake
make no mistake
if you don't think for a fucking second
that Yanni wasn't screwed with that decision
didn't have full yarmulke on
Yanni waited till after his wedding
so he'd get a nice fat fucking plump wedding gift check and then he fired
him because make no mistake, Yanni
the rabbi is a Jew.
Make no mistake, when you
exist in a capitalist
system, when you start
moving up, there's going to be some
layoffs. Yeah, there's just going to be some
layoffs and unfortunately
somebody had to go.
But now we're back back now we've added a
mexican and i'm just happy to be because i am like by far the widest member of this team i mean i got
a couple of swarthies i'm surrounded by swarthies in here the best part about this episode i feel I feel like I'm living in a sandbox.
The best part about this episode is that when I was learning about Frank fucking Rizzo.
Frank Rizzo is going to be the fucking epic episode.
So I promise you it's going to be great.
Frank Rizzo is so controversial and wild a fucking kid.
This episode, we're going to basically give you a little synopsis of who Frank Rizzo was.
Yeah.
And then we're going to let Frank Rizzo talk because whatever he says is going to be funnier than what we say about him.
He's, Giannis, you said because he's 6'2", 240 pound kid that says whatever he wants.
He's a little bit, I'm like him.
I'm a little Frank Rizzo.
You're like a fucking version of Frank Rizzo.
I'm a French and beans a little Frank Rizzo you're like a fucking version of Frank Rizzo I'm a French and Beans
version of Frank Rizzo
cuz yeah
he was 6'2 240
which is what you used to be
but cuz
Omega 3 Christie
is down to 333
no I'm down to 230
and the blood pressure
is
off the street
now see
cuz I could sit down
for a while
and just get the blood pressure
down
anybody can
but like walking off the street
how you're at 110 over 70 you have perfect blood pressure because you have superior just get the blood pressure down. Anybody can, but like walking off the street, how you're at 110 over 70,
you have perfect blood pressure
because you have superior Greek genes.
My blood pressure would be 140 over 90,
148 over 98.
I mean, it would just be through the roof.
But now I walked into a CVS
and I was getting,
I had to get my daughter a new sippy cup
and I sat down.
She was asleep in the cell.
And also don't forget to go to Pathmark
to pick her up,
Pampers to put me to watch
and also a TV guy.
Yeah, I need a TV guy.
Yeah.
So, and it was 129 over 78,
which isn't perfect,
but it's way down.
Chrissy, if you're going to be a CVS,
can you pick me up some pork rinds?
Yeah.
Because Puerto Ricans like pork rinds.
Because Puerto Ricans like pork rinds
and make no mistake.
And coconut cookie.
My baby's mama's mama is fucking pissed off at A-Rod right now because Jose Canseco called him out for cheating.
Yeah, well, everyone knew that was, I mean, he's A-Rod.
He's A-Rod.
It's what he does.
J-Lo definitely knows.
Yeah.
Yeah, she knows.
So here's the thing about you.
Okay.
Here's the thing about you.
Which, by the way, real quick, I just want to say, if you want to hear more fucking wildness about us, because if you think this is wild, and if you're listening to this for free, you're unfortunately a toot, you're a prostitute.
Go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys.
Cleanse yourself in light of St. Patrick's Day and the Irish Catholic holiday and go to and become a non toot.
Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys.
Okay, go.
Okay, I got two things.
First, I want to ask quick.
Does Lynn get excited for St. Patty's Day?
Does she throw a couple four leaf clothes around the house?
She's fully closed around the house. And she asked if Delilah could come over because they're going to do. My mom's Day does she throw a couple four leaf clothes around the house four leaf clothes around the house and she asked if
Delilah could come over because they're gonna do
my mom's gonna cook corned beef and cabbage
wow Delilah's gonna love that yeah Delilah's
gonna love that but unfortunately we can't go
because I'm this close to getting
12 noon high noon Knicks
Lakers tickets and for the hyenas
on St. Patrick's Day I'm
very close because the Knicks suck and if there's a
chance to get LeBron and fucking have that
swinging dick
come past my face,
I'd like to fucking
open my mouth
and take a lick.
Yeah.
This is after I said
if we could try to tone it down
a little bit
so we don't get
too much of a niche market,
but Chrissy cannot be controlled.
I cannot be controlled
and then you told me
to tone it down
and then you picked
the most controversial figure
of all time,
Frank Rizzo,
and you got me nice and warmed up.
Because we're hyenas.
Yeah.
What was I going to fucking say?
You said the first one was, is Lynn going to have, hold on.
I was going someplace else, and now it's completely forgotten.
I've completely fucking forgotten it.
That was a vintage.
Yeah.
That was just, I know we don't want to do that anymore.
We don't want to fart into the mic anymore, but I knew a well one was bubbling up.
So there you go.
Patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Parts for more farts.
Because what happens is people hear you on other big podcasts and they go, oh, I'm going
to check out his podcast, The History Hyena.
Yeah.
And then they come and then you fart into the microphone and they say, I like them a
lot better on the podcast where he doesn't fart into the microphone.
Yeah.
And what the fuck was I going to say?
God damn it.
Because. I knew the fucking four leaf clover lived make no mistake you're this is early onset
alzheimer's this is yanni sundowns when we say yanni sundowns it's because sundowning is something
alzheimer's patients go to so when yanni sundowns pops out he just can't remember anything and he
starts to get violent yeah it's just what it is yeah okay so today's episode is about Frank Rizzo, who is the former police commissioner and former
mayor of Philadelphia because he wanted to get him.
He wanted to get him.
And you were just in Philly and there was a lot of hyena fans there.
So let's thank them.
Yeah.
Thank you to all the hyena fans that came out.
Philly, thank you to all the hyena fans that came out to see Chris.
DC Draft House.
There were fucking hyena fans all up and down the East Coast this weekend.
So appreciate that.
Here's the most important part of being a hyena fan.
Have sex with Chris.
Well, that's a given.
That's one.
If we're going to do a bullet point presentation, that's one.
And this is one A.
Yeah.
Send your genitals to Chris's Instagram.
That would be one B.
Yeah.
Okay.
Two in the bullet points would be create more hyena fans.
What does that mean?
That means tell a friend.
Okay.
You can even warn him.
Say, hey, look, Chrissy Cackles is a little wild.
The hyenas, Yanni P's a little wild.
But we love the podcast.
We think it's fun.
And you would like it.
You need to promote for us.
Basically, it's like walking dead.
You need to bite people with the Hyena podcast.
We want you out walking in the street
with your pseudo-penis fully erect,
ready to inseminate.
That's what we want.
We need you fully erect pseudo-penis
at all times when you're hitting those streets.
Move the vegetables,
get the pseudo-penises in the air,
and spray it on these other people.
Spray it on these toots.
Move a couple veggies
and tell someone about the hyena podcast.
Cuz, make no mistake, it's one o'clock in the afternoon and you saw a fucking couple of vegetables in the fridge and you were ready to move them in broad daylight.
You're depressed.
Cuz, I've been having about a beer at night because I'm a married man and a married man just cracks a beer at night.
A married man cracks his wife open and then cleans out a brew.
Cuz, my wife got cracked and cleaned yesterday.
It's what it is.
Cuz, make no mistake.
If you don't fucking think that Yanni P is trying to procreate right now, you got another thing coming.
Cuz, my wife got cleaned out.
She can hear this.
This is a free episode.
I'm just reading.
Here's what it is.
After you're married married i almost feel like
cracking open and cleaning out your wife is what jesus wants yeah well yeah now there's no sin
anymore yeah it's no sin it's almost like he's it's a sin if you use a condom and pull out
actually you're doing if you don't if you don't try to every time you have sexually now try to
get her pregnant it's it's a sin yeah you have to have sex to procreate. You're married. But what you're doing, I mean, because you've got left back in the court of Jesus and failed so many tests.
Is it possible for you to even graduate and go to heaven at this point?
I think the only thing that's saving me right now is the tattoos.
I think you just got to change religions because if you're a muzzy, I think what you're doing is actually allowed.
Yeah.
Because you're allowed to have like 20. Muzzies are wild allowed yeah when yeah yeah because you're allowed to have like 20 muzzies are wild yeah i mean you're allowed to
have like 20 wives i think you're allowed you can marry your sister or brother whatever it is
it doesn't matter what those bloodthirsty sandys
because i was just joking just joking obviously we have to calculate that. I was just kidding.
Wait, Sean.
Here's the thing.
Frank Rizzo.
He would have said something like that.
Frank Rizzo.
Yeah, not me.
Chrissy D's for all
racist religions, genders.
But Frank Rizzo
was a kid like you.
OK, you think so?
But he's a kid.
But it's just I grew up
in Queensbrook
and he grew up in Philly
and he also slept
in his own bed.
That's the difference
between you and him.
Frank Rizzo
was a tough kid
who could sleep alone
and didn't scatter
out of his room
and hopping under
his mom's sheets
when he heard a noise
because he thought
it was a ghost.
Yeah.
Because I could just
picture you as a 14-year-old
fucking lollipop
looking big-headed kid
who hears a little
gust of wind come through
because the air conditioner's
room got pushed out
by his friends. Yeah. So the wind's flying through the window because wind come through because the air conditioner's room got pushed out by his friends.
Yeah.
So the wind's flying through the window because it used to be an air conditioner there and
now there's just a space.
Yeah.
And you hear wind and then I just, I see you just hopping out of your bed in your footsie
pajamas, probably some Frank's and Bean's Superman superhero pajamas.
Yeah.
Just scurrying in and hopping under the sheets into your mom's bed and sucking on your thumb.
Clear fire!
Yeah.
Oui, son, she ain't.
It's just what it is.
It's just what it is.
I know.
I know.
No, you're accurate.
So Frank Rizzo didn't sleep in his bed.
No, he slept in his own bed.
He was the mayor.
First of all, he was the police chief of Philadelphia.
First, he was the full police chief.
He was a cop.
He was a Philadelphia cop for years.
And then he became the police chief of Philadelphia. He was a high school dropout. His pops was a cop. He was a Philadelphia cop for years and then he became the police chief of Philadelphia.
He was a high school dropout.
His pops was a cop
from South Philly.
As Italian as a kid as you can get.
Frank Rizzo.
Like the jerky boys.
I think his mother,
his father was an immigrant.
I think he was like an Italian.
He was like that type of Italian.
He wasn't like that type of Italian.
He was like a ciao bella. Right, right, right that type of Italian. He was like a ciao bella.
Right, right, right.
Classy Italian.
His father was a ciao bella, and his mother was a South Philly.
Can I get a hug?
You can get him.
Yeah, him.
So they fucked, made Rizzo.
They had four brothers.
I think he was, was he the youngest of the four brothers, Isis?
Anyway, high school dropout, became a cop, developed a reputation for being a kid who
liked to crack a few skulls. Yeah. The kid violence yeah it's just what it is he was a big fucking kid
now if you go back and look at some of the videos and interviews with him he was just a jacked thick
kid with a nice fucking hair and a bell pepper italian nose yeah his nose looked like a bell
pepper but his hair was constantly gelled he had a good of hair. And he always had a full suit on.
No matter what, the guy was just always with a suit and a cigar.
Towards the end of his life, that guy didn't go anywhere without a stick.
Because he looked like Philadelphia.
Philadelphia was a city.
Look, Philadelphia was a working class city.
You're talking about turn of the century, maybe around 1907.
You probably had about 70,000 kids working in textile factories by the time he became mayor from 72 to 80.
There was no factories.
They're all overseas.
So Frank Rizzo was a guy who kind of rose to prominence and gained political power as mayor because he was one of those guys, you know, home guy made good.
Right.
The people, the working class people who were sort of despondent because all these jobs went overseas saw themselves in him, you know, and he was beloved and he was a Democrat.
He later, he later.
He said he was liberal.
Well, he said, yeah, he said it was like he said he hated the far right.
He hated the far left.
He was like, I'm a moderate and he believes most people are moderates.
the far left he was like i'm a moderate and he believes most people are moderates but he won he he won he won in philadelphia with a large black population a large black electorate he won on the
democratic ticket twice he was he was mayor twice he wanted it he wanted to go again he tried tried
to change the laws so he could stay in there but um obviously he this two-term limit in philly so
then he he left uh he he Philly. So then he left.
He wasn't mayor.
And then he ran again the third time.
And he got beat by, I think, a black dude named Wilson Good.
And then he was done.
Then he switched to the Republican Party.
Then he had a TV show for a little while.
And then he got old and he walked his dog and he yelled at reporters.
Yeah, he yelled at reporters.
Where do you want to start with Frank?
Frank, he risen. Because the thing is, a lot of times we talk about a historical figure and we just make up what we thought they said or did.
But, you know, because they're so far in history.
Frank Rizzo's a guy.
There's footage of him.
Like, you have to just listen to the guy.
I mean, it was unbelievable.
Let's just be.
How about we start here?
Yeah, let's just start with his famous quote.
Yeah.
How did you know I was going to do that?
Because we're on the same fucking page.
We're on the same page.
Because I want to hop in your lap.
Get in this lap because I got a boner.
Because how did you know I was going to do that?
Because it's a nice way to start it off.
We'll start off with his quote.
Because I was fucking queued up just so you see.
Queued up?
We're on the same page.
We're on the same fucking page.
I want to play with your hair.
Yeah, get your fucking fingers in there.
Because your feet.
By the way, we made it to 500 patrons and we rewarded the
patreon members by posting an unedited picture of chris's broken feet and yoga socks and
tolis yoga socks and people had some fun what could somebody call me chrissy panhandle we're
gonna read some of the comments because they were 10 out of 10 our fans are 10 out of 10 you guys
are 10 and some of you are going to get drafted,
and only the true Patreon, true non-toots know what that means.
We're doing a Patreon draft today after the episode,
so if you want to be a part of that draft, go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys.
Yes, we're doing a Patreon fantasy team draft,
Team Chrissy D. Cups, Team Special Needs Stamos.
That's what it is. So Chrissy's goingCups, Team Special Needs Stamos.
That's what it is.
So Chrissy's going to draft 10.
I'm going to draft 10.
And then we're going to think of fucking great comedy games for you guys to play. And then Mike Mush, Isis, and our panel of guests is going to judge who's funnier.
It's going to be wild.
Our bonus episode for this episode will be on Patreon, and it will be the Patreon draft.
So if you want to be drafted, go to our community board on patreon.com slash bayridgeboys.
Make your case for why you should be drafted by either me or Chrissy or both.
And if you want to hear the episode, it's just a bonus.
And remember, our lowest tier $5 patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys members. Get the bonus episode.
So if you want to hear the bonus episode where me and Chrissy draft these people,
go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys.
Now to start the episode, this is what Frank Rizzo said to a reporter.
I'm going to make Atul Vahan look like a faggot.
Yeah!
Way some shit.
He just said that to the reporter and said, print it.
Print it.
So let's start off.
What clip do we have queued up first?
What interview should we start off with, Jan?
Let's start off...
Oh, with him versus the Black Panthers?
No, no, no.
Let's build to that.
Okay.
Let's...
You want to go with the reporter?
Let's go with the Lou Gordon's go let's go with the lou gordon interview the lou gordon interview this is where um frank rizzo uh storms off the set
so let's start from the beginning this is lou gordon interviewing frank rizzo in
1972 so this is when he first becomes mayor so. Did you have anything to do with that?
Oh, I'm... McGinnis says in his article that the...
This is not Frank Rizzo.
This is the reporter.
And they went to the Barclay Hotel.
You'll know who Frank Rizzo is in a second.
And they spent five days there breaking that magazine article.
When you hear this guy's voice, you know he orders his coffee Leroy.
But only one of them ran and I was buried on page 12. Anything about that? When you hear this guy's voice, you know he ordered his coffee Leroy.
Anything about that?
No.
McGinnis also said in that article that he had quotes from you that Philadelphians are not used to reading.
Quotes things that you said, for example, I am no Hitler, but I am a tough cop.
And if they want to try me, those black bastards, I'll prove it.
End quote.
It's just what it is now i'm sitting here and i'm trying to be a professional but i i just don't like some of the
questions that i'm being asked i have never used that expression and i think it's unfair for a man
of your reputation to even throw the type pause for a second Now, he's saying he didn't say it. Right.
But when you look at that face, what do you think the percent chance is that he hasn't dropped an M-bomb?
I would say zero percent chance. There's a zero percent chance.
I mean, I would be shocked if there was a day that went by where he didn't say an M-bomb.
So, I mean, I'm talking about every day.
It's just what his alarm clock may be.
Because he's just one of those city Italian kind.
First of all, Italians can't help being.
It's just in there.
There's racism in there.
Italians are just there's a little racism.
There's a little criminality.
It's just what it is.
Yeah.
Italians like a good shortcut
yeah
Italians are looking for like
alright
what's the angle here
what's the angle
how can I make my life
a little easier
because I want to buy
some fucking 14 carat
gold cufflinks
yeah I mean
Frank Rizzo
it was just a couple
I mean he was
absolutely at one point
in his life
on the road
to be a full criminal
and he just went the other way
yeah
and is a cop
yeah
but that's why he is
such a good cop and I guarantee you rose up to become commissioners
because he thinks like a criminal.
That's what probably made him a great cop.
Yeah, well, when we say great cop, we say he's a complicated figure.
Yeah.
Because a lot of people think he was a great cop, great mayor,
and there's a lot of evidence that would support that he had a successful administration.
And we will list those.
I mean, he built a new subway, a fast, speedy subway from Center City to the airport,
a city hospital, housing.
During his administration, crime was the lowest.
We're talking about Philadelphia, which is a high-crime city.
But during Frank Rizzo's administration, his two-term administration as mayor, it was the
safest of the 10 big cities in America.
So he did do some good things.
And also he appointed the most black officers to superior positions.
Correct.
He promoted the most black police officers of any previous police commissioner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he also had a lot on the force.
But on the flip side, he did crack a few skulls.
He did make some Black Panthers strip down to their underwear
and told the press to take photos of it
and then bragged about how they talk tough,
but this is what they truly, you know, went.
I mean, we're going to show that interview,
so I don't want to spoil it too much.
He did have to go to court constantly for police brutality.
It always got dismissed. The kid got in the middle famously uh got in the middle of a gang
fight and and and and he left a black tie event to go lead a charge against some criminals i mean
the guy was fucking wild and he definitely used his fists and excessive force a few times it's
just what it is yeah i don't know if he always followed the law yeah well i mean that's my kind of guy yeah you know who he basically was kind of he was kind of like you got to say
he's kind of like you ever see la confidential the movie i don't think so has anyone seen la
confidential is that the one with julia roberts no i can't believe you haven't seen a lot of
confidence i've seen pretty woman with julia roberts i know you've seen that you watch a lot
of docs yeah because in your neighborhood what am neighborhood, they call you a big old fruit.
Fruit?
What am I, Cinderella?
That's right.
What's his name?
What's the actor's name?
Yanni Onset.
I haven't eaten today.
Yanni Sundowns.
No, not Nolte.
The Gladiator.
Russell Crowe.
The cop Russell Crowe plays is basically how Frank Rizzo did his police work.
So let's continue with the interview.
You are, but I'll sit here and answer them.
I never use that language.
Liar.
Mr. Mayor, have you seen this magazine?
I'm telling you, a kid from Philly didn't use that language.
I don't make it accurate.
I know a newspaper man that's in prison.
I know some policemen that are in prison.
Right.
That doesn't mean.
No, that don't mean that everything that McGinnis.
I know a mayor that's in prison.
But that don't mean that Mr. McGinnis- I know a mayor that's in prison. But that don't mean that Mr. McGinnis-
Can you pause the motion?
Can you pause the motion?
This might be the only mayor in the history of the United States who says,
that don't, that don't, who doesn't speak proper grammar.
He's a high school dropout.
Yeah, I mean.
This mayor, he's like, that don't mean, you know, that don't mean nothing.
Yeah, don't mean nothing. That don't mean nothing. I mean, yeah, there's a few cops in prison. That don't mean, that don't mean, you know, that don't mean nothing. Yeah, don't mean nothing.
That don't mean nothing.
I mean, yeah, there's a few cops in prison.
That don't mean that that don't mean nothing.
In a way, in a way, he's like a precursor to Trump, in a way.
A little bit.
Not as crazy, but it's like a little pre-Trump-ish kind of stuff going on.
Very interesting you say that, because I was thinking the same thing.
Yeah, he was kind of like.
Because I'm in your fucking head today.
I know, like larger than life personality,
a lot of charisma, and just didn't really give a
fuck and really was
contentious with the media.
Right. And when I see... He went farther.
I mean, he...
We're going to build up to ones where he's threatening
violence against the media.
He puts his hands on reporters
and then tells them to run
the story and not edit the footage.
Yeah.
Frank Rizzo is fucking wild.
All right, let's finish this clip.
He writes something and it's true.
Well, I'm simply asking you about these things
and there's a big story.
I've been around this community,
around the country.
Can you pause it, Mush?
Chrissy, what do you think?
Now, go watch this video.
It's Lou Gordon interviewing Frank Rizzo. Chrissy, what do you think the chances are that
this kid doesn't bite prostitutes or walk around in panties?
Lou Gordon? I think, looking at him right now, I think he's a kiddie bright. He bites
prostitutes, puts on women's panties, and I think he's a sniveling little Jew.
You just had to. Zach! Zach, what are you
doing with the Jew job? Because I did a Jew joke.
I didn't get it.
Oh, you didn't get it.
Yeah, because I said Jew.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So because I mean, you just had to throw a little fucking cherry of racism on top.
Yeah.
Well, it's because the Frank Rizzo episode.
It's all OK.
The whole episode's way Sean Sheehan.
OK.
Let's just name this episode.
Frank Rizzo is wild.
Way Sean Sheehan.
Yeah, we need to.
We have to put way Seananjian in the description.
Let's actually do that.
You know what?
Just say Frank Rizzo's Wild, and then in the description,
just say Weishanjian a bunch of times.
Yeah, just Weishanjian.
The whole episode's Weishanjian.
Okay.
Press play, Mush.
That you have been very tough on reporters,
that you've kicked them out of your office,
that when they asked you tough questions, you demand that they be fired and all that.
That's not true.
And talk to some of the reporters in Philadelphia.
I've talked to them.
And what response did you get?
Well, let me read you a letter I got from a man from San Francisco who watches this show.
He says, I take your show in on a weekly basis via Channel 4 in San Francisco,
and I heard you say last night you'll be interviewing Mayor Frank Rizzo of Philadelphia.
So I hope this letter reaches you in time.
I was born and raised in Wilmington, Delaware, and lived in Philadelphia between 67 and 71.
Then he goes on and gives me his credentials.
He says, my message to you, Frank Rizizzo is a disease a crippling disease that is
turning young people away from philadelphia in droves i left philadelphia despite a lot of chances
to move up i wasn't the first to split from filthy delphia and i won't be the last now i mean this is
a reporter whom i don't know who's got who's who's got credentials comes has a very prominent
position he's out in the West Coast.
Why would he write me a letter like that about you?
Because just the expressions that he used would indicate to me that he needs help.
But why would he write that?
I could show you a stack of letters that I receive every day
telling me and many other people who serve with me what a good job's being done.
So again, you know, we're never going to have everyone love us.
And I would suggest that as a result of that letter that he might need some help, you know.
And I'm very happy that he's not in Philadelphia, by the way.
Yeah.
Now, that's him.
That's Frankie Rizzo being, you know, that's reserve, Frank Rizzo.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why we're starting off with this one.
Yeah, we're starting with the reserve, Frank Rizzo being, you know, he's that's reserve Frank Rizzo. Yeah. Yeah. That's why we're starting off with this. Yeah. We're starting with the reserve Frank Rizzo.
We're just starting you slow because right now this is him being as PC and polite as
he can.
And his hair is fucking 10 out of 10.
Yeah.
It's gelled with motor oil.
Yeah.
I mean, it is shining off the lights.
He's got motor oil and cheese whiz in there.
His hair is reflecting the camera lights
yeah okay all right to go back to this article it was supposed to be in the bulletin
the article said that you could have been sent to jail for altercation of police department
records and discriminating against black applicants uh-oh is there any truth to that? Well, let me say this to you.
I have recruited many policemen while I was the police chief, and I'm going to say that I would say that when I left,
Philadelphia had the highest ratio of black policemen than any other large city.
And I admired you for that from Detroit.
And we have the highest ranking number of ranking black policemen.
When I left, the figure
was around 200, and I promoted
about 187 of them.
Hold on.
You know, in his head he went, so fuck you.
Yeah, so fuck you. Yeah.
You know, every thought this kid
has when he doesn't like you is just
but I want to punch you in the face.
Because right now, I mean, I'm on Rizzo's side i get it it's like lou lou gordon is you know asking these questions
it's like what you the stats it doesn't lie frank rizzo is fucking he's got good stats well he
kicked his ass on that one on that one point he did kick his ass frank rizzo's gonna walk out at
some point of this interview that's what's gonna going to happen. So here we go. Keep going. It also said, that article, that you attempted to force witnesses in courtroom trials to commit perjury in order to spare you on brutality charges.
Well, that's not true again.
Pause it for a second.
Right before he speaks, his thoughts are, well, listen here, you fucking cuck.
Yeah.
And then he speaks. And then he speaks. But in his brain, he hears himself go, listen here, you fucking cuck yeah yeah and then he speaks and then he speaks but in his brain
he hears himself go listen here you fucking cuck fucking mary yeah all right people like these
sort of things i don't i don't understand i bet you this evening for the first time you're a very
affable pleasant man well why would they want to hatch at you this way i have no idea i think that
this is a uh an operation i think that when you're a police
chief there are many many people that you upset when you're trying to do your job but i think the
proof of the pudding was or is that i ran for mayor as to resigning from police chief and the
majority of people thought if you elected me that's pretty good proof there you go so go fuck yourself
yeah i mean that's in his brain.
When is he going to walk out?
It's about to happen, cuz.
All right, so let's just get through these next 35 seconds.
I won't quote from Eric again, I don't think.
No, if you do, I'm going to leave.
The article also said, this is the last one, that you had received financial support from city nightclub owners who were heavily involved in drug traffic and prostitution.
Mr. Wagner, let me say this to you.
I want to be professional, and I came for an interview.
But I want to fight.
I think you've been completely unfair in your line of questioning,
and I'm not going to subject myself anymore.
He threw that wire down heavy.
Look at his hair. I'm quoting you from a national journalism review.
He just walked off the set.
I mean, Frank Rizzo was about a second away from punching him right in the face.
He walked right out of frame, out of that interview, and fucking punched the wall like Odell Beckham Jr.
Yeah.
It's just what he did.
So this next, and now we're ramping up.
So that was Frank Rizzo, very tame.
Frank Rizzo was very tame. Frank Rizzo was very tame.
That was just a little glimpse of what we want to talk about.
He was mayor.
And he was already retired from being a mayor, right?
He was done.
No, no, no.
At that point, that was 1972.
So he was the active mayor.
He was either the active mayor or was about to be.
Yeah, he was probably the beginning of being an active mayor.
He was mayor from 72 to 80.
Oh, my God.
They're gross, dude.
I know.
Well, that's why I'm letting them rip.
They're fucking wet.
That's why I'm letting them rip.
Because it's just old school Chrissy Well farts.
I need a wet wipe.
Because it's always raining in your ass.
It's always raining.
My ass has always got a dampness.
You've never had a dry fart.
Yeah, but how come I never stink, though?
I got a clean ass.
Witch hazel.
The truth is, you're a German kid.
You're a German-Irish kid.
You're predominantly, the only thing Italian about you is your left foot.
But you think I'm a snow monkey.
My mother thinks you're a snow monkey.
Yeah.
But here's the deal.
You only have your powers during the winter months.
Yeah.
Today's a warm day.
I'm a Greek kid.
I'm leaking.
You're leaking, and I'm gaining power.
Yeah, because you lose power in the winter, and then I gain it in the summer.
And I'm going to lose it because in the summer.
Yeah, you start to melt in the summer because you're a snow monkey.
That's what it is.
That's exactly what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this is Philadelphia.
Let's go to the other one.
Let's go to the shorter one, the two-minute one.
Here we go.
So this is Frank Rizzo after he other one. Let's go to the- The shorter one, the two minute one? Here we go.
So this is Frank Rizzo after he's retired.
He's a private citizen.
He's walking on his block, minding his own business with his lovely dog.
Yeah.
And his beautiful freak.
Yeah, the kid had his style.
You know he had a pinky ring.
This kid, if you're an Italian kid and he names Frank Rizzo, you definitely got a fucking pinky ring.
Yeah, right now he's currently, he's walking, he's got a raincoat on, a nice little top hat.
He's smoking a stick.
He's smoking a cigar, walking with a fucking puppy.
He's got, what kind of dog is that?
That's like a little Pomeranian he's got.
Frank Rizzo's the type of Italian kid from Philadelphia who eats a lot of baked ziti, says the N-word on occasion.
Yeah.
Definitely takes his rings off before he fingers his wife.
Yeah.
And does it while he's smoking a stick. But make no mistake, Frank Rizzo's that kind of guy that does all those things.
But you better believe on Ash Wednesday, him and his dog are both getting ashes.
He's a Catholic fucking kid.
He's a Catholic kid on Ash Wednesday?
Oh, yeah.
Because if this was Ash Wednesday, he would act the same exact way just with ashes on his head.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's listen to this one. This is about, yeah. same exact way just when Ash is on his head. Yeah. All right. All right. Let's listen to this one.
This is about.
Yeah.
So he gets approached by a reporter on his block.
Stan Borman, I think, is the or Borman or something like that.
Stan the Jew.
And he's legit in his 60s here.
Yeah.
I mean, Frank Rizzo is legit in his 60s.
Late 60s.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here we go.
How are you?
Good.
Can we talk with you for just a moment?
No, I'm busy.
You couldn't answer any of our questions?
I wouldn't talk to you under any condition.
Why is that, sir?
Forget it.
Scram.
Get out of here.
Sir, I understand that these...
Now, look, get away from me.
Get away from me.
We're allowed to be on the street, sir.
I don't want to talk to you.
Get away from me.
How do you feel about the security guards
being taken off of you, sir?
Get away from me or I'm going to throw you out
in the middle of the street, sir.
One more question.
I'm telling you, get away from me.
You were the symbol of law and order in Philadelphia, sir, for many years.
People looked up to you and respected you.
Look, creep, get out of here.
How could you justify your actions at our cameras last Monday in front of your house?
You're a creep.
We're a member of the media.
We'd like to have an answer to our question.
You're a creep.
Why did you attack our cameras?
Get it all.
Don't miss any of it.
You're a creep.
Yeah.
Get away from me.
Would you answer the question?
You know, you hide behind that press card. I'm not hiding
behind anything, sir. I just want to get some answers.
Dude, there's a gang of yous here.
There's enough of you here. By
myself, I'll take yous physically.
Well, I'm not asking you to take me physically. Well, get away from me.
Well, sir, I'm on the public street.
I should be authorized to be here.
Oh, shit.
He just grabbed the mic out of his hand.
Get away from me You crumb
Crumb
You called him a crumb
That's a challenge
Except I'll put my dog away
And I'll come back
And you got
One two
Three
And I'll do it along with you
In that back of that fence
Just the three of us
Four of us
Me and you
Show you what kind of a man you are
You're less than a man
You little bitch
Okay
You're a crumb creep
And I wouldn't take
that off a no-buy and there's three of you and i'm by myself and when it's over there'll be
nothing to it win or lose okay but you don't have the courage you're a real crumb bum crumb bum put
that on camera you're a crumb bum the three of you and i challenge you you're a coward you're a yellow sneak
and if you want to now what i say let's forget all the rules of this great country we live in
i will go back to that wall with the three of yous just wow there is a you're a crumb creep coward
he keeps adding yeah you can't take you don't you won't stand up to him i'm standing up we're
not here to fight we're here to get some answers to some questions.
That's all.
I want to fight you.
Why is that?
Because you're a crumb, creep, lush coward.
You don't even know that.
Yeah.
You're not lush.
I can tell by looking at you.
I was a cop all my life, and I know a lush one.
I see one.
And you're a lush.
You're going to have a hell of a story on that one.
Say every word of it, crumb.
Crumb? I call him it crumb crumb?
I call them a crumb but again in his head he was going cock cock
you know the kid loves sweets because he's just using
crumb in every fucking
adjective my favorite part of that is
when he goes we'll forget the
great law
he was angry but he didn't forget
his patriotism but he's a patriot yeah he's a patriot
he said look we're about to break the law.
We'll forget the laws of this great country.
And then he actually saluted the flag and made the cross.
Yeah.
So he saluted the flag, made the cross, and then went back to, but I'll take you back there.
Yeah.
And win or lose.
Yeah.
I'll take all three of yous physically.
That was a 10 out of 10.
I mean, that was fucking, fucking i mean just think about whatever mayor
whatever city you live in just think about that guy doing that to a reporter challenging physical
violence on national tell on television and saying don't edit any of it out philadelphia
is a strange city cheesesteak.
Right.
That's not cheese.
No.
That's liquid powdered sugar with yellow food coloring.
Yeah.
That's not steak.
No.
I don't know what that is.
Steakums?
Those are steakums.
Yeah.
Those are for me and Ched.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's basically fake steak and fake cheese
on a hero bread yeah okay and then as their statue they have fucking rocky that's a fake boxer yeah
and then they got a mayor that says the word negro this way cue it up mike mush you know i found out
as the police chief that the black in any area, and particularly in Philadelphia, he wants to know more than I want.
He wants to be secure in his home, he wants to be able to walk the street in safety, he wants to be able to have his children educated without them being shot or stabbed in school.
Every black is with you.
And if I thought that the black community was against me, I would have not run from there.
Right, still with you.
Because about 600,000 Negroes live in Philadelphia.
Okay.
Right there.
Right there.
Holy shit.
That's where you lost the black vote.
Right there.
Did you just...
Negroes?
I've never heard Negro pronounced that way.
I've never heard Negro with an N-I.
Because that was the mayor of Philadelphia.
He pronounced it Negroes.
He was literally.
He stopped himself mid-word.
Because he was a millisecond away from letting one fly.
Yeah, because, I mean, Philadelphia's a wild town.
I mean, because he's being interviewed on public television.
He almost said the N-word.
Yeah, I mean, he kind of.
You know that you know that meme
where that baby runs into the room and then goes and runs back yeah he kind of started the word
and went oh and just skidded that way holy shit isis have you ever heard it pronounced
nig rose now i have yeah can we play it one more time let's just hear it one more time
there was no camera tricks that that was him that. About 600,000 Negroes live in Philadelphia.
Whoa!
I mean, Frankie!
Yeah.
What do you think his PR team did when they...
You think one of them passed out?
He obviously did not have a PR team.
He didn't care.
Or his PR rep.
You know who his PR rep was?
Cool.
His PR rep was a guy named Vinny from the neighborhood.
Yeah, from the neighborhood.
And Vinny said, listen, when you talk about the blacks, make sure you say the word and you say it this way.
Yeah, his PR guy was a guy named Paulie Publicity.
Paulie Publicity from South Philly.
Paulie Publicity, yeah, from South Philly.
And yeah, you just go up there
And you know
Just don't say the N word
But you can come close
Yeah I gotta listen
Yeah listen
Yeah I'm gonna
He goes listen
Yeah just don't say it full
But you know
Fucking let the people know who you are
And where you're from
His wife is going
Frankie don't you have to do an interview
Today
Because I'm gonna make you a couple steakums
When you came here
When you came here
Make sure you call Paulie
publicity so he can tell you
how to say anything. Let's be
crystal clear about something.
Their 30 year
marriage. Mrs. Rizzo
unfortunately got disciplined a few
times. She had a few black eyes for
the pictures.
There was just a time or two
There was just a time or two where Mr. and Mrs. Rizzo
showed up to an event and
unfortunately Mrs. Rizzo
had to bring her friend Lucille to do her
makeup. It's just what it is.
Because she had a black eye or two because she was disciplined.
It's just what it is. That's what happens
if you put a little too much garlic in the sauce
for Frank Rizzo.
if you put a little too much garlic in the sauce for Frank Rizzo.
Because this cat was the mayor of Philadelphia.
Yeah.
He did build a high-speed train that went from Center City to fucking the airport, but he also gave his wife a few shiners.
It's what it is.
It's just what it is.
Yeah, and make no mistake, when he built that high speed train
he said it's i fucking love it it's my favorite project because it gets the blacks out as quick
as can be you know frank rizzo said something like that as a joke and his team had to politely
laugh but in the background was like what is this maniac maniac doing? Yeah. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'm being serious now.
Yeah.
Frank Rizzo.
Although I'm sure he used those words and it's not justifying or vindicating him in
any way.
But I bet you he likes black people.
I bet you he did.
Like the officers, black policemen.
And I bet you he was like he would he would help them.
But he was just racist.
But in a weird way, he was racist, but also would help blacks.
I don't know how to explain it.
It's just like that thing that these Italian, old school Italian guys have.
Like they say these words and they do these things.
But when push comes to shove, I think if you're an American, they'll help you.
Yeah.
What we were talking about before is like, was there any ties with Frank Rizzo to the
mob or organized crime or corruption?
I didn't find any big scandals.
Maybe ISIS, you can do a little Google search, but I don't think so.
I think there was, you know, he was successful.
He was reelected.
So he was a two-term mayor.
Philadelphia only allows two terms. It was speculated by
a lot of people that he was going to continue his ascent and maybe go federal, maybe follow
in J. Edgar Hoover's footsteps and become head of the FBI because he was getting a lot
of national attention because Philly did become a safe city, and he was a big personality.
Right.
But what prevented him, I think, from continuing that ascension up is a lot of these scandals.
I mean, there was a lot of police brutality, and this is one of the most controversial
things that happened under his reign, and we're going to show it right now.
Yeah, we'll show it right now.
Remember, this is the 70s, so this is a black panther movement there's a lot of social upheaval
um like we told you you know philadelphia a lot of jobs have left a lot of working class angst a
lot of racial tension we're just coming off the 60s the civil rights movement right and the black
panthers were heavily active in philadelphia and this this is one of the most infamous things that happened with Frank Rizzo.
...in Philadelphia,
and there was fear that some militants
incensed at the raid on their local headquarters
might confront the police.
Rizzo's answer became legend.
They're a little angry.
They were humiliated.
We took their pants off them to search them.
Jesus.
So only brave when they outnumber people, you know,
meet. They said I hurled a challenge that I
suggested instead of laying an ambush, why don't you tell us where you're going
to be? We'll give you the odds. We'll come and we'll, you know,
okay corral, you know.
If they have their convention, fine, no problem.
All I can say, and they consider this a challenge.
They break our law, we'll be there.
Meaning?
The police.
We'll be there and we'll see who wins.
And if you're a betting man, you bet on us.
The weekend passed without.
He's basically just like threatening them.
That's a police commissioner of Philadelphia.
He wasn't mayor.
He was the police commissioner.
Yeah.
This is supposed to be the voice of law and order.
I mean, he's basically baiting people to fight him because he said this in 71 and then got elected in 72.
You couldn't, you couldn't, he couldn't, he's a character that could not exist today.
Right.
Today's climate, well, I guess maybe he could because look at Trump.
Trump says, yeah, but Trump's not as wild as Frank Rizzo.
I mean, Frank Rizzo is blatantly racist.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, Trump's racist, but he's, I mean, and he's kind of blatant about it,
but I mean, he's not saying Negro.
I mean, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
People throw that around a lot.
Maybe he is.
Maybe he isn't Trump.
He probably is.
I mean, yeah, I don't know.
How could you be German, grow up with that much privilege and be so disconnected from the common man and not have a few strange opinions?
Just what it is.
He gets my vote either way.
But we don't we don't know what's in the heart of these men. Right. We don't know. We don't know what's in the heart of these men right we don't
know we don't know what's in the heart of these men and i mean when you do and that's why frank
rizzo is so interesting is because he i mean he you know we're going to give some different opinions
now because um we'll pause the podcast actually and queue up a few of what some of these black
community leaders had to say about frank rizzo. Because one black civil rights lawyer, I remember,
post-Rizzo reign, said he basically kidnapped the city of Philadelphia.
Like, it was basically a police state is what he's saying.
But, like we said, it's just what it is.
I mean, some of these just-what-it-is facts is he did have the most black cops on the force.
Yeah.
He did promote the most.
These are true things that makes him so controversial and makes it so people on different sides of the aisle,
a lot of times, unfortunately, on different sides of the color line have different opinions on Frank Rizzo.
It's just what it is.
It's just what it freaking is. Yeah. So, I mean Frank Rizzo. It's just what it is. It's just what it freaking is.
Yeah, so, I mean, I don't know.
It's what it is.
Frank Rizzo, yeah, so are we going to play this?
Yeah, we're going to play this right now.
Pause it.
Yeah, right.
...provoke militant and divisive rhetoric.
We have to take the position
that any black person
who inflicts any injury
up to and including death on any police officer in the black community is clearly carrying out an act of justifiable homicide.
OK, right there. Yeah, that's it.
I mean, you could just from that interview, you could see that there's a lot of tension between the black community and police still exists today.
This has been going on for a long time.
And there's no question that there was some brutality.
There's no question.
Right.
You know, it's just, it happened in the country,
across the country, in every major city.
Of course.
And there is racism.
So that's just a part of the story.
That's undeniable that there's racism.
Let's fast forward a little bit.
Keep fast forward.
Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward, fast forward. Yeah, that's the guy.
That's in kind of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now, yeah, let's get into these guys. Now, keep going.
This guy. Yeah.
He's already picking up support from various community groups.
His candidacy raises the possibility of a split in the liberal vote,
which could, in effect, assure Rizzo's nomination.
However, black community leaders don't necessarily see it that way.
Well, I feel that the black man is ready and should begin to work in terms of a black mayor for Philadelphia.
Reverend Jesse Anderson, is he black or white?
He's black.
Well, I've gotten this from all of my people and whatnot,
but I think we'll benefit anyway.
He is kind of Thurgood Marshall black.
Yeah, you don't know if he's black.
He looks like he could be Italian.
He doesn't look all the way black.
Is this a Sean King situation?
No, he's black.
He's black.
He's a Colin Powell black.
Okay.
You see, because the boil is already there
you see and if we can't soothe the boil and get rid of it with palliatives at the present time
then the only thing to do is have the boil break let the pus come out and start the healing process
and i think that's what rizzo is going to do if he gets in he's going to break the boil
it's going to be messy as all get out. But I think
in that way, the healing processes will begin.
So I figure we can't lose.
You know, I...
Yeah, so... And then they keep
going and keep finding that guy's face again
because then he comes back on. Here we go.
And then he really
represents the other side.
And do you think
that this is going to be a racial
campaign they can't help but be a racial campaign because we're all polarized anyway everybody's
working on terms of his own situation but he claims he's going to try and bring the people
together and he said the people just how in the world can rizzo bring people together when all
he's been doing is alienating people
for the last 10 years?
And he proved his bias in terms of this
when he undressed black boys on the street, his police.
And he condoned them.
Because this means that he has emasculated black people
which he wouldn't dare to do to white people.
What was the reaction in the black community when the Black Panther- Oh, they loved it.
I mean, what kind of fucking stupid question is that?
They thought it was great.
Loved it.
They thought it was great that he fucking stripped him down to their underwear and told the press to cover it.
Now, Frank Rizzo's that wild a kid.
He did that, and then he wanted that to be shown, which is wild to me that he became
mayor after that.
Right.
That he would do, because that just seems really unnecessary, and that's got to be breaking
some laws.
Is it?
I mean, to just strip.
I mean, he would do it under the guise of we're searching them for contraband
but it's like you're not allowed to strip people down to their underwear
Well it was the 70s I don't know what the rules were now
Yeah so I mean
a lot of his detractors
I mean yeah it's a brutal thing to do of course
Yeah a lot of his detractors kind of
cite that you know
on Saturday
he would do these Saturday night roundups
of homosexuals and he would do these Saturday night roundups of homosexuals.
Wow.
Yeah, stage raids on coffee houses and cafes, and he was saying they were drug dens.
So his detractors and critics say that this was a guy who kind of blurred the lines of the law, you know, to get his will.
Kind of a little bit of police state-y, a little bit of the ends justify the means.
He kind of bent the rules a little bit.
And, you know, looking black, it's probably true.
Yeah, I'm sure he was a piece of shit
more than he was a good guy.
Well, who knows?
But, I mean, it's definitely that he definitely...
Well, I'm sure he was a racist and a homophobe.
It had to be.
It had to be.
There's no doubt about it, he was a racist and a homophobe.
I mean, probably, yeah. I mean, probably.
Yeah.
I mean, he definitely bent the rules a little bit to get what he wanted.
What he wanted was gays and blacks off the street.
Yeah.
Most likely.
Yeah.
So this became a very infamous thing when he herded these Black Panthers when he raided
their headquarters and made them strip in the street.
And then reporters took pictures of it.
There's pictures you can Google.
It's pretty disturbing to see that.
So he ran the 7,000 member police department
with a fucking iron fist.
That's what it is.
And with a lot of questionable tactics,
a little reminiscent of Rudy Giuliani, stop and frisk.
But Rudy Giuliani did preside over sort of the New York Renaissance.
Right.
New York went from one of the most dangerous cities in the country,
one of the most dangerous of the ten biggest cities,
to, I mean, amazingly, one of the safest biggest cities to i mean amazingly one of the safest right which it continues to be this
to this day and was under bloomberg yeah well i mean that's like the whole debate it's like you
can't rely on people like people are they have evil intentions so it's like if you don't police
people they're gonna do bad things but yet you want all this freedom so it's like not everyone's
a good person most people are you know people are gonna do shit if you allow them to do bad things, but yet you want all this freedom. So it's like not everyone's a good person.
Most people are, you know, people are going to do shit if you allow them to do it.
So it's like this.
It's like that catch 22.
It's like, what do you want?
Do you want to have like this liberal city?
And then you have, you know, nobody gets in trouble.
You know, you can't stop anybody.
And then you have homeless people stabbing innocent people and maniacs on the street.
Or do you want it to be tight and nobody can fucking move like Berlin?
Which one do you want?
The truth is Frank Rizzo was reelected.
So there is something to that where you're going like,
there's a lot of black voters in Philadelphia.
He did get elected by a majority of the body politic.
He did build a high speed rail line to the airport,
a new city hospital.
He's all great.
And was responsible for,
you know,
brokering the construction of several major hotels,
which obviously helps out Philadelphia by bringing in tourism box and facilitating tourism.
But, you know, throughout his tenure, I mean, black people in Philadelphia definitely regularly complained that they were getting cheated out of services and being repressed.
Yeah.
So he was a controversial freaking mayor.
Right.
In 1983, he tried to become mayor again, but he was easily defeated, like I said, in the Democratic primary.
So he didn't even get to run by Wilson Good.
And so then he switched to Republican,
and he lost again,
losing 49% to Mr. Good's 51% in 1986.
And then Rizzo became the host of an afternoon talk show
on WCAU-FM.
And he pulled the ratings with that show up to number one
in the Philadelphia market.
So he just had a charisma about him.
And there was a lot of people who really did love him.
Like Chris said, there's a statue of him
in the center city of Philadelphia,
right there in downtown.
And so controversial figure, right there in downtown. And, um, so controversial figure,
Frank Rizzo,
um,
is really part of the Philadelphia story.
So it's just what it is.
Um,
very interesting cat.
You can go on YouTube and see a lot of his interviews.
And,
um,
there's also a couple great documentaries
about that era
and that time.
So,
that was Frankie Rizzo.
That was Frankie Rizzo.
Because the Philadelphia accent
is one of the hardest to do.
Yeah,
it's hard.
It's a hoogie.
It's a cream cheese.
It's I'm giving him.
Yeah.
It's,
yeah,
I don't know.
Yeah,
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Kim him,
Kim him,
Kim him,
Kim him.
Yeah,
so,
okay,
so now, thank you guys so much. That was a, okay. So now, thank you guys so much.
That was a fucking fun episode.
And now, if you guys, for the people listening out for free, for the toots, who you are,
is at the end of every episode, we read the newest members to the matriarch, the newest
people who've went to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys and joined the cackle.
We read out their names and then Giannis guesses their ethnicity.
And now, just to really put the pressure on people, we read out what they're pledging.
Giannis is going to guess how much they've pledged just based off the name.
So this is very Frank Rizzo esque.
And because because a couple of people got let go, we don't have the right list.
So if I miss your name, just email me.
How come we don't have the right list?
No, we do.
But it's like I don't remember where we started. You know what i'm saying zach you know what i mean like i don't remember
do you remember the last i don't know yeah check checks of it who's the very last name of that
email and then i'll start there i mean my patreon app is just not working either yeah going forward
we'll we'll have this all well yeah because there's just a couple of kinks that we have to work out.
I'm excited for the Patreon draft.
Yeah, the Patreon draft is going to be fucking-
Cuz, I'm going to take you out.
I'm going to draft the best team.
My app keeps shutting off.
So can you open your Patreon app, Cuz?
Yeah.
And then I'll look, and then I'll get the new-
What's wrong with your fucking thing?
Every time I click on new patrons-
Yeah, that happens to me too. And then it says view on new patrons. Yeah, that happens to me too.
And then it says view all recent activity.
I swipe up and it just doesn't work.
Yeah, that happens to me too.
Here we go.
You know what?
Let's put the shoe on the other foot.
Wow.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
What's the last name?
Where does he start at?
We're going to let Garbage Man voice guesties.
So you can start from Larry Rice on Tuesday, 343.
Larry Rice.
So wherever you see Larry Rice do the next one, that's the last name we read out.
Do you see Larry Rice?
I don't remember us doing Kenny size 38 canard.
I think we missed a bunch.
Let's start from the Monday then.
And you could, because here's a, here's Vidura Rajaposki. I remember him being the last, because here's Vidura Rajaposki.
I remember him being the last one.
Well, Vidura Rajaposki.
Did we do Yanni Greek by Procreation Esposito?
Yes.
Yeah.
Well, we got to do, let's do Vidura.
We have to, because he's a $100 member, we have to shout out his business.
We do.
We do.
We're going to do that.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
I know about him.
He's a Berlin kid.
He's a comic. Yeah. Did we, but did we get his info? i know about him he's he's a berlin kid he's a comic
yeah did we but did we get yeah we did info so we did he doesn't have a company he's just a kid
with a fucking podcast and that podcast what's the name zach's gonna cue that up well well we
start doing this okay okay all right so we got um mike hublitz mike mike Hublitz.
Mike Hublitz is a German kid who I think we read on the last episode.
How about Jeff Farmer, a.k.a. Steel Pipe Jeffrey?
Yes, we read all these.
We did.
Okay.
Okay.
Do they come in out of water, Zach?
No, no, no, no, no.
We're going to start on March 5th.
Yeah.
Did we do Stephanie DeLacy? I don't remember. How about Maggie Walsh? Sounds familiar.
Lorne Manuel. Paul Jerry. Yeah. These people sound familiar, but I don't know. Alex Soto.
Hold on. Alex Soto. Yes. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. So here we're going to,
let's just start on March, from March 6th and on will be all the names we haven't read. Okay, here we go.
Okay.
So we'll start.
Yeah.
Majin Q.
Majin Q?
Yeah.
That she donated.
I think it's a she.
And I think she donated 10 bucks and she's Korean.
Yeah.
I'm going to ask Zach to give me a Wei Zhong Jing because that's definitely an Asian person.
Yeah.
Instead of saying thank you for your service, we just give you a Wei Zhong Jing because that's definitely an Asian person. Yeah. Wei Zhong Jing.
Instead of saying thank you for your service, we just give you a nice bow.
We'll give you a nice bow and we'll say to kindly cross the street if it's over 90 degrees.
Yeah, and if you see Chrissy, Frank Rizzo, cackles.
Yeah.
Okay, next up, Sam Rowan.
Sam Rowan's a nice Jewish kid and he donated $10.
He went for five. He went for five.
Well, he better do better next time.
He went for five because he said, look, I'm going to get
in at the $5 level and if you
guys prove that you're worth it, maybe I'll
go up. But I'm not just going to jump in for
$10. Yeah. Okay.
Kenny, size 38 waist
canard. Kenny, size 38
waist canard. Kenny canard.
That's a white kid. He's donated five bucks, and he's got diabetes.
Because he went for 10, and he has a handlebar mustache, so he's from the heartland.
Holy shit.
Because he's Kenny, let's call him Dukes of Hazzard Kennard.
Perfect.
He's a fucking white kid.
White kid.
Yeah, he's not like one of those rich wasp white kids.
He's a fucking Confederate soldier white kid.
Oh, yeah.
He's one of those. His descendants white kids. He's a fucking Confederate soldier white kid. Oh, yeah. He's one of those.
His descendants fought in the grays.
Yeah.
Fought with the gray outfits.
Yeah.
Okay, next up, Larry Rice.
Ooh, Larry Rice, I know who you be.
Wow.
Yeah, you donated $10.
Yeah.
And you're a smooth fucking black guy with a nice big cock and you can 100% date my daughter.
I like how you softened that because I said I know who you be.
Yeah, that was wild.
So listen, he knows who you be, but you could date his daughter.
Yes, because Larry Rice seems like a real nice guy.
Larry Rice is definitely somebody who's a black kid.
And he donated $10.
We like you.
Where's the fucking cypher sounds, cuz?
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you, Larry Rice.
Okay.
Ryan Willis.
Wow.
Ryan Willis.
R-Y-O-N. Ryan Willis.is that's of course a black kid yeah and um he
donated 10 bucks and he's from uh the pacific northwest cuz ryan willis yeah cuz how funny is
ryan ryan not ryan ryan would be a white kid yeah but ryan ryan that's a black kid yeah and he
donated five bucks wow thank you Thank you, Rion.
Yeah.
I mean, you could do a little better, Rion.
We know you don't go cars.
So hopefully, yeah, we appreciate all levels.
Michael Florino.
Michael Florino.
That's one of my cousins.
He's an Italian fucking kid from Jersey, and he donated 10 bucks.
Dead on.
Dead on.
Yeah.
10 bucks from Michael Florino? Yeah. That's right. I know on. Dead on. Yeah. $10 from Michael Florino?
Yeah.
You guessed right.
I know what Mikey's doing.
Yeah.
He might have sent in an envelope of cash, though.
Because I need you to do this faster.
Kevin Bench!
Kevin Bench is a German kid.
He donated $10.
Yes!
Emil Romero!
Emil Romero is fucking...
He's a white walker.
He's south of the wall.
And he donated $10.
He donated $5. Please give me a fucking Weishan Xi'an. Weish south of the wall. And he donated 10. He donated five.
Please give me a fucking way.
Sean.
She and way.
Thank you.
Okay.
Tom undrafted free agent Heath coat.
What?
Tom Heath coat.
Yeah.
He's a fucking white wasp from Connecticut.
And he better have donated $25.
That piece of shit.
Cause he only did five.
So he's probably right.
He's going to remain undrafted. He's going to's probably right. He's going to remain undrafted.
Unfortunately,
you're going to remain undrafted,
you fucking cuck.
But thank you for your service.
Wow.
How about Chris Dad Bun Crush?
Chris Dad Bun Crush
is definitely getting drafted,
and he donated $10.
Cuz, close.
We got to love Chris Dad Bun Crush
because he went 25 full tyrannical.
Wow, full tyrannical, and he's getting a phone call.
You're getting a phone call from us.
And the next one is Xavier Moneybanks.
Xavier Moneybanks is 100% a black kid or a Dominican kid and he donated 10.
No, he went five, so his name is fucking stupid.
Yeah, your name is-
Or hilarious.
Yeah, dumb.
Yeah, because he only did five.
But we appreciate, we love you, Xavier.
And there's no way, if your name is Xavier, you're a black kid.
You have to be a black kid or a Dominican kid.
It's the only way.
Okay, Mark D.S. fucking P?
Something?
Just three letters?
No, this is the first kid who's put like a sign in there.
There's like a bracket.
D.S. bracket P.
This is a wild kid. So it's a wild kid. Definitely a white kid. Definitely a white kid There's like a bracket. D, S, bracket, P. This is a wild kid.
So it's a wild kid.
Definitely a white kid.
Definitely a white kid
that's into Asian women
and he donated 10 bucks.
I would agree with you.
This kid's definitely,
because if you put,
if you put any,
that means you're into coding
because his last name
looks like a code.
Looks like a kid.
Yeah, this kid's definitely
into Asian.
Asian, so he donated 10, right?
Charlotte Houston.
Charlotte Houston?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I know you're disguising yourself because your real name is Charles Houston, and you
better have given 10 bucks because you also gave me gonorrhea.
Yeah.
10 bucks.
Correct.
Yeah.
Nice guess.
Okay.
Next one's one name.
His name is Sam.
Sam, we already know who you are.
You're a black kid.
You gave five bucks.
You're going to get drafted, not in our draft, but the NBA.
Yeah.
And your mom makes sick mac and cheese that's what it is cuz have you ever gone to a
black like yeah and you probably showed up to yanni's wedding and didn't give a gift
cuz you ever go to a black cookout all the foods in tin pans yeah foods are tip hands and
honestly it's good i would say we always talk about food groups the food that's closest in
my opinion to taste wise after after Italian is soul food.
Soul food is just Mrs. Being the best food on the planet if there wasn't Italian.
Collard greens is my favorite vegetable.
Yummy!
All right.
Next up, after Sam, we got Lauren Grabowski.
Lauren Grabowski is a nice Polish girl.
She gave $10, and if she's not careful, my country's going to take over hers again.
Yeah, and let me reload because she's a piece.
Piece.
Grabowski.
Yeah.
Betsy Lee.
Betsy Lee.
Betsy.
Betsy Lee is a white kid, is a white girl with a Chinese father, and she gave $10.
She's a white girl with a piece of a husband or boyfriend in the photo, and she gave $5. She's a white girl with a piece of a husband or a boyfriend in the photo
and she gave $5.
You cheap fucker.
Yeah.
Ask your husband
to send me pictures of his schlong.
Okay, next up is Joel.
Just one name, Joel.
So if it's one name,
it's automatically a black kid.
He gave $10
and thank you for your service.
He only gave $5
and it could be sold, Joel,
because that's the amount of money
he makes on his shows.
Yeah, he makes no money. Sucks.
We're just kidding. Weisheng Jing. Yeah, but
you are retarded. Weisheng Jing.
Justin Torres.
Justin Torres is a Spanish kid.
Rice and beans kid. Ten bucks.
He's a Puerto Rican. He went five bucks.
Okay. Yeah. Sunset Park in a building.
John. Oh, this is a good
one. John Buongiorno.
John Buongiorno? john buongiorno john buongiorno
john buongiorno john buongiorno better have given 25 and it's all cash every month yeah he sends an
envelope full of cash every month he went only five bucks but we love you gianni buongiorno
because he's so fucking italian he bathes in sauce. What did you call Italians the other day? What'd I call them? Sauce monkeys.
Sauce monkeys.
Yo, Gianni
Baggiorno's a sauce monkey.
Yeah. Okay. Dave
Wenstead. Dave Wenstead,
he's a white kid,
he's from the Midwest,
and he's given 10 bucks.
He went 5 bucks, and Dave Wenstead,
doesn't he sound like he's like a D1 white player
who gets drafted in the third round?
Yeah, he played for Old Dominion.
Yeah, Dave Winstead.
Winstead.
Okay, next up, Wei Shongxian.
That's the name?
Yeah.
Wei Shongxian.
Wow.
PPW nominee.
PPW nominee, Wei Shongxian.
You're obviously a white kid.
Yeah.
And you've given $10.
$5.
Okay.
$5, but PPW. Yeah, PPW. PPW nominee. Pseud're obviously a white kid. Yeah. And you've given $10. $5. Okay. $5 for PPW.
Yeah, PPW.
PPW number one.
Pseudopenis of the week.
Yeah.
Leanne, Leanne, wow.
Leanne Terracciano.
Leanne Terracciano is my future ex-wife.
Yeah.
And she gave $10 and she's a beautiful girl.
Because, yeah, she's a fucking Italian girl named Leanne Terracciano.
Terracciano, yeah. Cause she
slices her garlic really thin.
Yeah. Next up, Alex Gonzalez.
Alex Gonzalez, aka
Speedy Gonzalez, needs to go over the wall.
Alex Gonzalez gave 10 bucks,
10 pesos. 5 bucks from Alex
Gonzalez. Wow. Okay.
Next up, Austin Buddha. buddha that is another
white kid and austin buddha is given five austin buddha did give five that is our patreon members
for the week and that's it this you missed out on like uh eight or nine there you want me to just
read them yeah go that's gotta be yeah zach. So you stopped at Wei Zhongxian.
After that is Amy Lin.
Amy Lin is a porn star.
Porn star.
Five bucks.
Five bucks.
You're right.
Cute white girl, right?
Blonde hair.
Yeah.
Yes.
Nail for Mario.
Damien Cardenas.
Yeah.
Damien.
Black kid.
Black kid named Damien.
And he gave 10 bucks.
Yo, yo.
ISIS.
ISIS.
Les Link.
Yo, pull through.
Wow.
Bars.
Leonard Oveit.
That's another black kid.
Another black kid, Leonard.
Pull up.
Pull up.
He gave $10.
Now me?
Yeah, man.
Wow.
Kid is fucking doing it.
Next, we got Lauren Lagozo.
Ooh, Lauren Lagozo sounds like a fucking pop-up of a piece, and she gave $10.
Listen, Lauren Lagozo, you make a nice spagat.
Right on the money.
She gave 10 bucks.
There it is.
Next, we got Daniel Avalar.
Daniel Avalar is a Spanish kid.
Spanish kid.
I'm going to go Puerto Rican kid.
I was thinking he might be from Spain.
He might be a Spania?
He might be from a Spania.
Yes, that could be a Spania.
And he gave 10 bucks.
10 bucks.
10 bucks.
And that's probably
5 euros
Yes
We got Matthew Tarpey next
Matthew Tarpey
Tarpey
That is
Full bro
Franks and Beats
Yeah Franks and Beats
Kid and he gave 10 bucks
He's on 5
He's Franks and Beans
Fucking French
Fucking stupid
Next we got Kira Bees
Yo what's up girl
Kira Bees
Kira's a black girl
What's up
No White piece Oh she's Irish White piece Kira Bees. Yo, what's up, girl? Kira Bees. Kira's a black girl. What's up?
No?
White piece.
She's Irish.
White piece.
Kira what?
Kira Bees.
And she gave 10 bucks.
Nope, she's on five.
Wow.
Next, we got Dami B.
Dami B?
Yeah.
Dami with M's. Dami?
Dami.
Dami.
Dami.
Could be black, but he also could be Italian.
Dami B.
Dami Bees.
Listen, come to Dommie B's.
Yeah.
Italians always got funny businesses, like you have that funny joke where Italians do
like little companies of little tiny things.
Little tiny things.
Pen caps.
Pen caps.
Yeah, it's either Dommie B's Pen Caps or it's her hair first, Dommie B.
Listen, come over to Dommie B's.
We put the rubber things around your garden door.
Yeah.
So those rubber things, the door stoppers, that's my company.
Donnie B's and family.
And yeah.
All right.
Who's next?
Next, we've got Spelunker.
Spelunker?
Spelunker.
Spelunker.
One name?
One name.
Like cave exploring.
PPW nominee.
Funny kid.
PPW nominee.
He gave 10 bucks.
He's on five.
All right.
The last one you missed is Token.
Token?
Yeah, man. Yeah. He goes on five. The last one you missed is Token. Token? Yeah, man.
It's not T-O-K-I-N.
Yeah.
He goes to nominee and he gave $10.
PPW nominee.
Yeah, man.
$10?
He's on five.
Five.
All right.
Look, we appreciate our fives, our tens, whatever you are.
And this podcast is brought to you.
Guess who else is our sponsor?
Do we have 100?
Didn't we get another $100?
We got two fucking sponsors right now.
Oh, let's read them out.
These are the $200.
First are $100 sponsors.
Yes.
You want me to read it?
No, take it right here.
You don't need to read it.
Look at your fucking tattoo.
We can't have $100 members reading from your tattoo fingered phone.
Because the producer of our podcast, his nickname is fucking Zach Isis, or better known as Edward
Tattoo Scissorhands.
Eddie Tattoo Fingers. Yeahands. Eddie Tattoo Fingers.
Yeah, he's Tattoo Fingers.
Yeah.
Okay.
Vidora Rajapskaz.
I can't pronounce your name.
It's too South Asian.
Let me read it.
I can read it.
I'm going to call you Vidora Raj.
Let me read it.
Yeah.
I can find it.
Here it is.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Vidora the Sandbox.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
I'm just kidding.
Thank you, Vidora.
Vidora. Spell it out so people know first yeah it's vedora r-a-j-a-p-a-k-s-a and he's a sri lankan comic based in berlin
we're going to give you some advice before we make you our first official sponsor of the bay
ridge boys history hyena podcast that professional advice from two professional comedians named Chris DiStefano and Giannis Papasas.
Change your fucking name.
Yeah.
You got to first off make a name that's easier to pronounce.
Yeah.
First.
Okay.
So, Vidora Rajpasasala is a Sri Lankan comic.
He's based in Berlin.
And he's the host of the Anything Goes Podcast.
So, our podcast is brought to you by the Anything Goes Podcast. So, go on iTunes right now. Search your podcast, Anything Goes podcast. So our podcast is brought to you by the Anything Goes podcast.
So go on iTunes right now,
search your podcast,
Anything Goes,
get my man Vidor's podcast.
Yeah, and he'll be going on tour
over the summer starting in June,
exclusively around Europe.
So if you're in the region,
I mean, this kid's a little Franks and Beans.
If you're in the region,
if you live in the continent of Europe,
go find his tour.
He doesn't give us any tour dates or anything because
you're a sponsor of the podcast.
So if you want to send Zach Isis the tour
dates, we will promote those tour dates.
You can find all his links
on Vedora,
R-A-J-A-P-A-K-S-A
dot com. That is
Vedora, V-I-D-U-R-A
R-A-J-A-P-A-K-S-A dot com.
So go check him out.
Follow him on Instagram.
Vidora Rajapska on Instagram.
The Anything Goes podcast.
We appreciate you being an official sponsor.
A small business sponsor.
You are a small business.
You are a small business.
And also, our second fucking sponsor could be one of our first draft picks yeah yeah harvey spencer dr harvey lee oswald wow wow
hundred dollars well we got to shut out his business because we got it he's a dentist did
he send us did he send us his he didn't send us anything yet he has accepted so dr lee harvey
oswald what's his actual name harvey spencer correct? Dr. Junior, I believe. Harvey Spencer Jr.
He was in Atlanta, right?
No, I think he's a dentist in South Carolina.
No, he was in North Carolina.
Zach, where was he?
I think he was in North Carolina.
He was a dentist in one of the Carolinas.
Yeah, let's call his ass.
No, we can't. We don't got enough time right now, right?
I mean, we're in an hour 18. Do we have to call him
anyway? We have to call him anyway.
He's a 20.
If you're a $100 member, you get a call and a shadow.
You get everything if you're $100.
Yeah, let's call.
Yeah, but I mean, no, he gets, we got to read.
We need a copy from him because every week we can be.
Yeah, send us a copy and we'll read it every week.
Yeah, History of Hyena is brought to you by Harvey Denton.
You know, whatever.
We'll sing his jingle.
Whatever you want us to do, man.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
All right, so what?
Are we calling him or no
I'm pulling up his number
alright we'll pull it up
and then
we gotta call some
Mike Mush looks good cuz
Mike Mush you losing weight
uh
kind of
what happened
why kind of
what happened
do you have a hiccup this weekend
I'm exercising more
so I'm not really losing weight
you're gaining muscle
I'm just not as flabby
cuz you don't have a microphone on you
we're on air
yeah I mean
I'm not as flabby as I was
there we go
sorry
no problem
I forgot how podcasts
work for a second
yeah for a second you did
Chris DiStefano
what are your dates
coming up
my dates
I got
first of all
go to chrisdcomedy.com
get all my fucking dates
and then
I have
March 21st
to the 23rd
the Sacramento Punchline
and March 29th
to the 31st the San Antonio Improv.
So come through, Mike.
Mike is going to be on my shows in San Antonio.
Cue!
Cue!
Mikey, yeah, he got his way on there.
I mean, that's the way you politic, Mikey.
You just do it like that.
You just go in there and you say, hey, can I get on those fucking shows?
And then Chrissy's going to go, oh, yeah, you call the club.
Well, you call the club and it'll be good for me.
And then he got on those fucking shows. So, yeah, Mike Mush, you can see him. Is he on? With Chrissy's gonna go oh yeah you call the club okay well you call the club and it'll be good for me and then he got on those fucking shows so yeah Mike Mush you can see him
is he on Chrissy D oh we got Lee Harvey and then I will be at uh Levity Live from March 22nd to
24th in West Nyack and Governor's Comedy Club April 4th April 5th to the 6th in Levittown Long
Island and then Uncle Vinny's Point Pleasant April 12 12th to the 13th. How you doing, Doc?
What's up, brother?
Yes.
Listen, we just want to thank you for being a $100 member.
Can you please tell the people where they can find you?
I mean, every month, every episode, we're going to shout you out.
You're sponsoring our podcast.
We appreciate it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, Healthy Smile in Rock Hill, South Carolina.
You can go online at www.ahealthyhappysmile.com.
Yes.
Amazing.
Well, listen, from now on, first of all, we love you, brother.
And like me and Chris were saying, you might be one of our top draft picks for our Patreon.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, do you know about our Patreon draft?
I know all about that.
I'm not that funny, though,
so I kind of back that up.
Because at $100 a month,
it trumps being funny.
Yeah, but let's be honest.
Let's be honest.
Each one of us,
everybody's team needs a black dentist.
You just can't lose.
Well, you got me there, brother.
Yeah. So, all right. Well, yeah. So, shout out. And then if you can, you just can't lose well you got me there brother yeah so um
alright well yeah
so shout out
and then if you can
when you can
to the Patreon
message us
you know that copy
that you want
and we'll read it
you know we don't have to
call you every week
but we will read that
and shout out your business
every single week
yes
I got you
yeah brother
alright
thank you doc
keep doing it man
thank you
appreciate it brother
and we're also sending you
your video we love you. Appreciate it, brother. And we're also sending you your video.
We love you.
Peace out, brah.
All right, brother.
Bye.
How great.
He sounded like he was like, yeah, he was just in the middle of work.
So we'll get his copy.
It sounded like he was, like, he's so smooth.
Like, he was cleaning a woman's teeth while she was blowing them while he's on the phone
with us.
Yeah, that's just how he gets down.
That's how it is.
And look, yeah.
So that's his business.
He just said it.
We're going to get the official copy.
So from now on, he's our first real sponsor.
Because let's be honest, this comic kid, he's probably going to cancel in a month.
Yeah, let's do it.
All right.
Thanks so much.
All right.
What else we got?
We got, do we have any more 25s that we should call?
Let's give a call.
Well, you guys can tell me.
Who do you want to call?
Do you guys want to call Clayton Taylor?
Check up on him.
Who else have we got?
Call Clayton.
Caroline McNamara.
Yeah, let's call her.
Well, we called her.
Oh, we did?
Remember, we called her.
Not this month, though.
Yeah.
Didn't we accidentally call her?
I feel like we've spoken to Caroline so much.
She can wait.
Who is the 25 we haven't spoken to, like, ever?
This is the newest one.
We got a few new ones.
Did we speak to the two cute kids from Westchester?
No.
No, let's call them.
Let's call those kids.
Those are perfect.
Those are kids who went Dutch on our $25 tyrannical level.
Which is one of the funniest things of all time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have to pee.
Just got a message.
Can't wait to hear your new episode, but since I'm a broke college toot,
gonna wait for the secondhand serving podcast.
Thanks for doing what you guys do and allowing sad toots like me.
Let out the giggle here and there.
P.S.
Congrats, Yanni.
Pop tits.
And P.P.S.
Saw Adolph Chrissy.
Saw Adolph Chrissy at DC's Draft House this past Friday.
And make no mistake, he was a German face, but a Boricua ass that don't quit.
Yeah.
Because our fans are tense.
Tense.
Tense.
Tense.
Tense.
And I am going to, while we wait for this call, I'm going to share with you what some
of these comments on Patreon were about Chrissy's feet in toeless yoga socks.
And they're mostly all tens.
Yeah.
And look, put your best foot forward
when you're on the Patreon
because me and Chrissy are reading it
and we're looking for our top draft picks.
George says,
someone take those fume feet to Poughkeepsie.
Hell Romeo.
She's one of the princesses of Patreon.
Oh, she's absolutely.
She wrote, gross.
Gross.
Kira Lynch said, wow, just wow.
You're definitely going to lose a few toots from this.
It's just what it is.
Bill Fugere said, I want to meet those feet in Houston.
Elise Meehan said, oh, fuck.
Lisa Johnson said, Chrissy Scissortoes.
Yeah.
She's a 10, Lisa Johnson. She's 1,000% my first draft pick.
Brogan Yaa said, I'm pissing, ha ha ha.
Brendan Patterson said, next stop is Pseudo-Tit City.
You're correct.
When we get to 1,000 patrons, Chris will release and unleash the pick of the Pseudo-Tit.
Pseudo-Tit. Megan Welch said, make no mistake, a few toots are the pick of the Soda Tag. Soda Tag.
Megan Welch said, make no mistake, a few toots are going to cancel their bang out appointments
with you after seeing those mangled things in the daylight.
It is what it is.
10.
Jeff Williams, non-toot, says, kid wears a size 10 flip flop but has to bump up to 13
shoes to fit those gargoyle toes.
It's what it is.
Yeah.
Gargamel toes.
Derek Azzarello says Chrissy chimp feets.
10.
Yeah.
Billy Heslin says we still on for the open asshole shot for a thousand.
100%.
And then Eric Wilson said that would look better than those fucking toes.
10.
And then Eric Wilson said, that would look better than those fucking toes.
Ten.
So are you queued up, Isis?
Because I'm just reading in the meantime.
So I gave two numbers a call.
Did it pick up? The two cue kits from Westchester did not pick up.
The ow, my penis is sore did not pick up.
So I've got four options.
Well, we can just go to Lisa Johnson, who I'm pretty sure will pick up.
We've got Patrick Satarzada, Zachary Davis, or Billy Heslin.
Which one haven't we spoken to before?
You've spoken to all these people.
Okay, so let's call Leslie Johnson for Chrissy.
Lisa Johnson.
Lisa Johnson.
Let's call Lisa.
Ryan Cronin says, Chrissy, wet bandits in the next Home Alone reboot.
Yeah.
Natasha Moses says, how do you have butt plugs instead of big toes?
Funny.
Because your big toes do look like butt plugs.
Butt plugs.
Yeah.
I think that might be the best one.
Melanie Amato Miller says, oh, no.
Oh, gosh.
Aaron Gonzalez says, these feet are brutes.
Yeah.
Brittany Sullivan says, cuz, you got some serious jacked orangutan feet.
Yeah.
And I suggest you keep your footsie pajamas on when banging out those toots.
Yeah.
Cuz, our fans are tense.
They're all tense.
Yeah.
Megan Welsh has another comment.
She says, I'm also a little bothered by those purple ankle sweats.
It's just what it is.
Yeah, Jennifer Bagwell says, Cuz has dancer feet.
After all those years studying at the Imperial Russian Ballet, you don't become Sugar Plum Fairy Chrissy without some sacrifices for Mother Russia.
True.
Erwin Brown Walker Sandoval says, Cuz, you are full on Franks and Beans right now.
Yeah, and this whole community is patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys, so it's fucking tense.
Zach, do we have somebody coming on?
Uh, no.
All right.
Nicodemus Papadoulas says, big toe to Stefano.
Yeah.
All right.
Nobody, right?
All right.
You know what?
Yeah.
Listen, let's just fucking end it there.
You guys are the fucking best.
We're going to do this Patreon draft.
You have to go to patreon.com slash Bay Ridge Boys.
It's the only way to hear it.
It's the only way to be a part of it.
We appreciate the service.
Frank Rizzo is fucking rich.
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