Upstream - KJB100: Dr No Notes

Episode Date: January 4, 2023

In this 100th episode of Kill James Bond, we experiement with the original concept for the show after we had finished No Time To Die... Doing the bond films over again- without rewatching them or checking our notes! So here, enjoy us attempting to recall a movie that we last saw nearly two full years ago. ------ THE WINTER OF CONTENT We're joining the war on christmas... on the side of the RMT! Mick Lynch needs your help to secure concessions from the government to make the trains in this country slightly less fucking awful, and you can donate to the RMT's strike fund here: https://www.rmt.org.uk/about/national-dispute-fund/ If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time! donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/ or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join ------ Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

I'm feeling Italian and musical. Hello and welcome to the first episode of Kill James Bond. Hey, how are you doing? 23. Oh, you can't do that. No, it's the start of the episode. Oh, it was a callback to the fact that last time. Yeah, last time we did this dog to know I didn't, I hadn't finished voice training yet.

You didn't sound like that? I didn't I hadn't finished voice training Yeah, that's the that's you hadn't started voice training voice There's where there was an intermediate advocate I guess I was so as mortist I'm more like hey welcome to kill James You're just like your own quailoons. Ah! Ah! Just stop controlling that larynx at all. Just try to do it all in your mouth. Absolutely, yeah. Oh, my name's Abigail.

What? You killed James Bond. Ah! You should have treated an additional month, I think. It's really what it comes to us. Yeah! In case you hadn't guessed listeners, today we are once again returning to our first starting block.

Yeah, we're going to do Doctor No again, but without having watched him. I have a story about this, which is when I started the podcast, someone who I greatly respect and might have said to me, oh, that's a great idea. Plus, I think it's really brave of you to, in this day and age, start a project that ends because everything keeps continuing, right? And it has to define endpoint.

You're gonna run out of bond movies. And I sort of like, I picked up my glasses, I was like, yeah, absolutely. Because a couple of things right first of all I didn't know it would be this successful I didn't know I would enjoy doing it with my friends this much And I didn't know that I would still have to pay rent a year later because I assumed that my landlord would just be killed in the revolution, right? Instead, all of those things happened.

And so I had to devise a plan for what we were gonna do next. The one that we went with was, we're gonna watch every movie. Sorry, it's someone in the door. Be my moment. Who could that be? Leave another.

Yeah, leave it in. So, I can't draw on KJB today is what you're getting. Yeah, because we have to fill time somehow. This is sort of like a very unstructured version. But so my plan A, right, there's what we're doing that. When Plan B was, we do every movie going from

the train coming into the station all the way through to fucking Solaris or whatever, and explain, you know, what does this have to say about masking lines or whatever? That was plan B. My plan A was a much funnier idea that would have been much harder and therefore we didn't do, which was,

when we run out of bond movies, we begin season two of Kill James Bond. Season two is we watch all the bond, we do all the Bond movies again, without re-watching them. Ah! And we just... So it comes with a copy of a copy of a copy.

Unbelievable. Exactly. Exactly. We couldn't do the thing where we watched the movie again every time because that's just a worst idea of all time or something like that. Yeah, instead, it becomes like degraded each run through until it becomes less and less of a James Bond podcast and we kill him in that sense. It was a really like high-concept idea, I was really proud of it and I thought about

anything that would have to go into doing it and I decided no, instead I'd much rather just watch different films as my friends. But I thought we could give it a try as a special treat for you, the listener. Because this is our 100th episode as well, right? Yes, it is. We, this would be the point at which we would like start like what, round three, we would watch, we would be watching Doctor No.

A third time watching now. We would be talking about Doctor No for a third time, the knownness would be watching Doctrine now. A third time. We would be talking about Doctrine over a third time. The knownness would be got, it would be like everything at the end of time by fucking the caretaker. The reach that I want to go for here is a play called Mr. Burns, a post-electric play, which is about a post-apocalyptic society in which a traveling theatre troupe replays old Simpsons episodes, because that's a cultural memory, and they can remember them, but they can only partially remember them, and it's all filtered through whatever

is going on in the apocalypse. And so that was, like I said, I had a very high-minded approach to this. But then I would have been really interesting artistically, but also God, that would be a lot of my fucking time. Yeah, I'd also like to, like, I don't listen to podcasts for high-concept art. I listen to them so that I don't feel alone. But I think I think I could have hit both of them. I think it was blossomed into this, but that's what could have been.

However, there is another problem, which is the conceit that I was going to do is I was going to have us keep our notes. We would be working on the same set of notes that we had made contemporaneously with a movie. Those are now about two and a half notebooks ago. I don't know. I don't know. They have been recycled. I don't know where my doctor notes are.

So this is Doctor No Notes from memory, the first James Bond movie, and the only thing I have to guide me are the list of drops that I've saved, and they're all weirdly quiet, because I hadn't figured out levels yet. You are just a stupid policeman. So, yeah, well, I don't have, luckily I am possessed of quite a good memory. So I do remember that the film begins with dots and there's a dot three opening title sequence. They're like, oh, she's got pretty good memories and she can remember things good to do. You know, so we begin in. Well, I got this special bra from a fanboy influencer that it's called, I didn't know my make it very pointed. Spiked bras from

the 1960s. Yeah, bullet bra. God damn, it was in my size. Such bullshit. I would love to be living the pointy tits lifestyle. Get those Lara Croft titties. Exactly, the low polygon titties. So we begin in Jamaica where you do to the tune of three blind mice and a opening thing of a bunch of weird dots. We've seen because they were was a real bond theme. No, this point has been done.

It's a dark turno. No, that doesn't happen. Talk to no theme. Now, which is that? Yeah. These three professional killers, the three blind men. They tend to be blind.

And then they shoot a guy. I don't remember who he is. He is a great very secret agent the name of whom I do not remember but they kill his ass completely dead and in my head hold this wait wait Is it always oh No If you can't see the webcam Devon's doing it, Professor X fingers By the side of the head for like a deep fucking recall Logged into cerebro and go go that dude's name was Strangways and it was they go to his house and they they kill his secretary

I Remember the blood being really bad. Yes go to his house and they kill his secretary. Yeah, I remember the blood being really bad. Yes, the house, the house was like Ian Fleming's house or something. Yeah, golden night. And then we go to, I even made a massive error there. Let's, yeah. We go to London, we are because she's like making a transmission, isn't she?

And that gets caught. Oh, fuck yeah. And then like are because she's like making a transmission isn't she? And that gets caught. Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. And then I like, oh fuck transmission's got to cut off. We need to find James. Meow. Yeah, because they mispronounced his name on the first thing. They say James, James burned James.

He's a him's. He's in a club. It's a special club. Casino. Yeah, he's in a casino in May for where. It's real club isn't it? Isn't it? Yeah, I think so. I think it's closed now, but yeah, um and he's playing

Shemander for because he's shit. He is playing dipshit's game Shemander for because it's a game of chance There's like no skill in all this just like you may as well as a draw high card Yeah, he draws the high card and Valentines of Cofsky's casino. Yeah, still to this day my favorite Bond gambling moment. But he's playing Shemander Fair against a beautiful a beautiful woman called Sylvia Trench. She is not named. She's not named. Good. Well, I would not remember the name Sylvia Plath.

Yeah, Sylvia Plath. Sylvia Plath goes, I just, I just drank this fingerball. What's your name? And he goes Bond, James Bond. And he only says it like that because Sylvia herself says it weirdly in the first place. She's like, yeah, you're like an Euro divergent. She's like, yeah. And he, and he does it mockingly back at her, which is making me funny with that.

It's become the official way to say it. Because he's, you know, a piece of shit. And yeah, he's just saddled with this. At this point, he gets the message that's like, yo, what up? Yeah, he's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude.

He's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude. He's a little dude.m. on a Tuesday. You need to come back to the office. He's drunk.

Oh, oh, office ass. I mean, he has a martini like at his elbow also. Yeah. It might not even be a martini yet. I don't know if we had standardized on those. But he's like, I don't know. No, absolutely not. I'm not gonna come and do some work

because I am about to get some some shaman de ferrissi at this point. Yeah. I'm about to get some some shaman de ferrissi at this point. Yeah, I'm about to get, I'm about to get Sylvia Trench on my dick. I'm about to try my luck in another way because, wait no, because he doesn't have sex with her yet. He doesn't, no, he doesn't. He, he arranges to, ah, okay. Because she's like, but she's like, what do you want to fuck?

And he's like, he's like, I gotta go. Yes, later, because I have a telegram yelling at me. Yeah, I'm like, boss, it's gonna fucking yell at me. I have to go. The office does not look the same as it should do. Q hasn't been invented yet. He doesn't sharp until from Russia with love. Very, I couldn't remember if Q was in his name.

He's not Q. Yeah, absolutely. Em just is like bond. You have a gay gun for women. Um, you need a different guy. He's like, he comes before cute.

Is it not Desmond or Ellen still, but looking like way younger? I think it's a different guy. Okay. Okay. But so Em is like, Bond, he comes before Q. Oh, he's name. Oh, his name.

I know his name, but I can't. But he's in the cerebral thing. He comes, he comes in and he's like Bond, you've got a gay gun for women and nothing. You can't make fun of me if you do the cerebral thing because up top I've like promised not to look at IMDB or WikiEv. No, I don't have anything.

Two webcams that Nive review have on. I'm just staring at two red dots on my screen. That's right. Trying to recall this fucking guy's name. Bond. I'm breaking out at the moment. So if I had my money, you'd be looking at more red dots. But this is the slide that you've got a gay gun.

Have a better gun. Yeah, Bond has a like a 32 like a barretta or something like that. And he goes, I told the story about how I tried to date the air as a barretta. Yes, you did. See, it's all coming together. And then goes, yes,

but Bond, you see, this is a gay gun for women. What you need is a nine millimeter worth of PKK. And I brought in not Desmond Lohelon to explain it to you and hand you on. And not Q just give some a gun. No gadgets, he's just like, yeah, gun. That's his gadget, baby. Gun.

I take this, just have to make up. Fuck shit up. Go to Jamaica, you're making a fucking tomorrow morning, right? You have to go to Jamaica and find out what the fuck is going on. Bring a gun on the plane. That's normal for you to do. But first he goes home to his house. This is like one of the only times we see Bond's apartment.

It's all here. Twice. We see it in this one and we see it in a fucking specter. Yeah. You've got to see for Bond and it's something you went to. It's not as much nice of him though. Yeah, you've got a secret and it's like fucking Ikea furniture bear walls. This one's like brecade wallpaper. It's almost like my whole community. Yeah, it looks like one of those townhouses in zone one. The only freaks. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's got like a weirdly racist

chair. The day calls like very strange, but he does have the finest piece of day call you can hope to have in your house, which is a woman wearing only a top and no bottoms as she's playing golf with your glasses. Yes. How has she got in on how she knows where he lives, not clear, but... Drinking a cocktail, be like, why does this taste of golf ball? Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's doing a baseball, I was like coated in mud.

So, for the last evening of pegging, Bond gets on the plane to Jamaica. It's early air travels, so of course it crashes and he dies. He gets his friends thoroughly silviate and then gets on a plane the next morning, sort of limping a bit. She's silviour on my trench. She's silviour on my trench in an unusual way. And he's shaking hands and sweat. But he gets on the fucking plane. Are there people following him out of the airport? I think they're really obviously as well. We get a following airport.

I think it's the three guys from earlier, the three blind mice. I think they start following him in a house in the thing. Yeah, because he makes the worst, sweatiest man. He does it. What? No, a guy pulls up and is like, oh, driver pulls up and is like, oh, Mr. Bond, I need you to get in the car and come with me to next location. And he calls M and is like, you know, did you send a driver in there like, no, and he's like, cool.

Oh, yes. He makes the guy pull over. And then like, as the guy is about to try and kill him, he'd like, cool, so he gets the one good of like, he's gonna make it. He does, he makes the guy pull over. And then like, as the guy is about to try and kill him, he'd like disarms him and like holds him at gunpoint and he's like, He uses the, how he's gonna change here. Yeah.

Oh, he does, because this is where he, I think, this is the move where we develop the conception of bond having a light attack and a heavy attack. He only has the two moves. He does like heavy attack, heavy attack, light attack, grapples the guy and like, yeah, make some... The guy says, can I have a cigarette? And it's to cigarette the kill's you, it's the full circle. Oh my god! Oh my god, since day one Right from my damn face and I never I

SIGARETT Pills you instantly Like a real cigarette it was in front of your face, but you weren't looking at it But yeah, he says can I have a cigarette before I tell you everything and then Bond gives him a cigarette But it's it's got a side identity he dies Because before you kill me could I have a last bowl of musely? One last Dory. Can I just smack this one?

One last dance. That's the tagline for the cigarette that kills you, Mr. Bond last dark. And the guy dies and said, I can't remember where he goes, but I remember on this guy, I'm just there wearing fuck shorts. Yeah, he just goes to the nearest, like he goes to the nearest sort of like white society thing in Jamaica to try and like in swore drink.

Just recall, this was before Jamaica was independent. So this is just like a crown colony. Yeah. It's like the Royal Jamaican police or whatever with the short shorts, the Burmese shorts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. British, the British love the short shorts. I don't know what was happening.

I was like, I was the Monty Corps. Cool boys wear them as well. It's very old. The colonial system was making the white shorts. They show up in Wajshul. The man from Hong Kong as well to grow Hong Kong police? What was that? Anyway, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I Please, you know, what do I do about this? Who are all of the people on Jamaica?

And how does he then he goes to Strangway's house? You're right, and where they- And what's around it, and there's a photo of him with fucking quarrel in the house. Ah. You know what? I had forgotten quarrel. I would have not forgotten quarrel. So did he, I had forgotten. I had forgotten quarrel. I had a mischievous quarrel.

I had a mischievous quarrel. So did he, I had a mischievous quarrel. Yeah, yeah, okay, right, okay, yeah. So he then goes and tries to pick him up. Yeah, he goes to Strangoy's house. He finds a hidden radio transmitter, which has been interrupted by the murder of Strangoy's and his secretary finds the picture of Quarrel drives to a I guess

fishing village Yeah, it's got out of the docks. Yeah, where Quarrel works as a fisherman and bond immediately Like activates racism mode not that he hadn't had an active before but he likes it turns it up a notch Mm-hmm he sort of turns it up a notch. And sort of like common deers, Quarrel, who is just this ordinary fisherman, and it's just like, hey, your guy's dead, I'm the guy now. No, he doesn't, he doesn't, because he goes to Quarrel and say,

you know what, up and Quarrel's like, I don't know nothing, see you later. Quarrel walks off and goes into a bar, and Quarrel follows him and it looks like he's picking him up. He goes's like, I don't know nothing. See you later. Coral walks off and goes into a bar. And Conorie follows him and it looks like he's picking him up. He goes to like, I talked him in the back of a bar for Gayshi and then Pussfeller arrives. Pussfeller arrives.

Pussfeller, Coral's slightly larger friend, a man who is sort of like equal part, fat and muscular. Not even a pretty shoelid large guy, just just who they had on deck. He was the alligator. Yeah exactly. Yeah. Mine for Coral. Coral was like you don't want to be trying nothing here. Puss fellow rastles alligators. And he does the sort of like 60s movie restraint thing. If pulling a guy's suit jacket down slightly over their shoulders, totally

immobilizing them. But this happened to me before, so I actually don't know if I would. Maybe it just would, but. I'll do the jacket, to be honest. I think it's probably going to do it, your arms are trapped. You can't get to the, oh fuck, I get to the jacket, but. Yeah. You get to the gun on them and then somebody puts a gun in his back and it's Felix. Yes.

The first Felix lighter, he's not gay, he's white in this one. Yeah, that's right. He's straight and white Most boring Felix lighter. Yeah Not a very memorable Felix lighter. Not even old. Mm-hmm And Felix lighter is like Yeah, the CIA also invested in Jamaica because why wouldn't we be? But because this is like 1962 we're gonna follow your lead in Jamaica because why wouldn't we be? But because this is like 1962,

we're gonna follow your lead Mr. British man because you do still technically occupy this place as the colonial power. Yeah, I don't really remember what happens next, but there is a scientist. Yes, here's the thing, whether we miss. When he talks to the cop, he asks the cop who are all of the white guys on Jamaica.

And the cop is like, well, there was a dramatic person, I believe. There was a strong man. There was this other guy. And there was this guy called Professor Dent, who is a rock scientist. He was a rock sky. He didn't play guitar. He didn't play guitar. Yeah, we're all having dinner tonight. If you want to come in between sort of like getting in fights with the guy who wrestles He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion.

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He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. He's a geological champion. bit of back and forth with Dent about like rocks and stuff. And Dent is the world's sweatiest man is the other thing. He is terrified all the time. And so he talks to Dent about strangways and Dent's like, I don't know, it could have possibly happened to him. Oh, I'm going like the fucking scene in the airplane is pouring off his body. He's like, I don't know anything about that

You're gonna find my lab at some point There's some like I think Felix tells Bond that there's a mysterious Chinese guy called Dr. Noan and island called Krab Ki And Quarles like I'm afraid of ghosts. So I won't go there. Yeah, Krab is a dragon That's a dragon. He's got a dragon in Krab Ki. Yeah, and Quarles like well, I'm superstitious obviously because I'm kind of my race and bonds like, yes, of course. Yes, that makes sense to me. I think this is also the point at which bond tells Quarrel to fetch his slippers for him. No, that's laced, and I remember that, that comes later.

I can't wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the point where Dent goes to crab key, which I know. Yeah, with the fucking like automatic doors, which were the future in the sort of, and he sits in this modernist room Um and like under a big spotlight and a disembodied voice is like well you fucked it up now haven't you dense? Yeah, the Canadian man

Yeah, he's like oh you take this fucking spider. Yes. Yes. And kill that fucker. Kill Bond. And it's like, yes, 100%. Tonight. And kill Bond. Now he puts the spider in Bond's room. So all kind of shit stuff. No, because Connery has to go and visit him at his lab first

where he looks at some rocks. And he's like, oh, those are some interesting rocks. And he's like, oh, yeah, they're quite radioactive or he's like, oh yeah, the quite radioactive or whatever. Only find them on crab key. Don't know where that is by the way. Anyway, go to sleep, don't worry about it. I'm not in the way out. What's the one in the secretary?

Check out my secretary. She's Chinese, I think. Mm-hmm. Yeah, actually, not Chinese. Yeah, she's a white woman in yellow face. Yeah, a miscarrow. And she's just wearing yellow face. Yeah, a miscarrow, the inventor of sparrows.

No, a miscarrow, the inventor of Sparrows. No, Ms. Taro, the inventor of the root vegetable. You have a fuck. Shit. At air to the taro fortune. So Ms. Taro, he, as opposed to Ms. Taro who was that last in the... In the glass die. Yeah, solace here.

But so yeah, the spider gets let into Bond's room. It like creeps on him. Bond wakes up. Bond's spider too many. He hates it. Yeah, he wakes up and he does like a fucking free hit combo on this spider. With a shoe. He's like a bunch of the shoes out of it.

He kills it with a shoe, which compared that to the fucking slob, smart thing of Roger Moore killing a snake with like an aerosol kind of deodorant and a lice. He just beats it to death with a shoe. He smacks it with shoe and like the musical score is like, duh, duh, every time he hits. Yeah, yeah.

You're supposed to really feel this guy's fear of this like clearly harmless scrunch. Mm-hmm. And then having, having, yeah, just first to really feel this guy's fear of this like clearly harmless crunch And then having having then always in kill real. I think he then shows up, but it was the 60s. He's probably dead Yeah, maybe they did yeah, little thing comes up and starts like every animal that was seen on this film died Beatten by Sean Conno with a shoe weirdly. Yeah, we didn we did film all of them but he did it every time he hates working with animals to show going to do it but one of those cameras cut the animals fucking toast you think what he does to spider this bad you should see how he treats women

he'll work with women but the second that cameras off the home with the shoe again what the fuck happens next he goes he goes to fucking miss Tarot house and is like he does no he gets in a chase on the way there with the blind man in the hers that's what he does yeah yeah crash they crash and that's the end of them like some line about into the movie he goes I I guess they must have been late for a funeral or something because they were speeding along and then he goes to his one's house he sniffs her towel sex please

um he's in a towel he unzips the towel he unzips the towel I forgot about the towel unzips Jesus Christ oh my god yeah she's wearing a towel because she's been a shower naturally as as about the towel on Zip, Jesus Christ. Oh my God.

Yeah, she's wearing a towel because she's just been a shower naturally as a kind of a show up. So everyone had to be like incidentally nude. She's just wearing a towel and as she takes it off, it plays the sound of a zip. She's in yellow face.

She's in yellow face. She's in yellow face. Yeah, she's on right after the shower. Like it's hard to capture the yellow face on. Yeah, I'm gonna sit on right after the shower like it's hard to catch your ear. Yeah, and then she offers to make dinner and he says no I don't want you to get dish-pattern hands. Yeah, we should go out somewhere. I'm feeling Italian and musical. But feeling Italian and musical. You want Italian food on Jamaica in the 60s Where you go and fellow I want to eat fetishini Alfredo on Jamaica in the middle of summer And I want someone to sing to himself holding the fucking fat

Beauty up to my face. Yeah, I want the photo my face. I want the photo of me with it. So I think I think maybe the like, her chase crash thing happens now rather than on his way there, I think it's his way from because she calls them there. I think. Yeah, yeah, she calls Dent. She calls Dent and Dent's like Stolum, Stolum,aggin. And then I don't know what happened. The Hearst Chase is the boy. Oh no, you're right. It's sort of like, it is. I'm figuring this out now. Yeah. The three blind men are actually like doing.

The Hearst Chase happens. She calls Den, Dents like Stolum. She stalls him by like, fucking him again. And then, of course, Connery does another like, actual bit of spy craft where he like arranges some pillows in the bed to look like A sleeping bond Wait for Dent to come in Dent fires like

Five or six rounds out of a river into the thing. Oh yeah six and then and then the cat line Yeah, and then bond goes oh you've shot all of the come out of your dick. Well now it's time for me to kill you Smith and Western and you've had your six the man is not holding a Smith and Western Yeah, yes And he kills them in cold bloody, he shoots him in the back. What happens to fucking Chinese, in court, lady? Miss Tarot? I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I think she goes back to the death of a shoe in the dark.

Yeah, the second possible. He just like fucking killed the actress. Just like he did to, just like he does the gold knife. Once he shags almost just disappears. I don't know, I'm not comparable to what happens to that character. Just fucking, I don't know, it's the bit of the horror. The woman that stays in the movie, the whole point. This is what I sent Poochy back, just lifted the animation frame. It's like there she goes. Does he go to Krab Key now? Is that what happens now?

I think he tries to get Quarrel to go to Krab Key. Quarrel doesn't want to go to Krab Key because of the dragon. And he's like, this is when he's like fetch my shoes. No, no, no, sorry, no, that doesn't happen to laser. Where does he fight you? I'll tell you where we get to. It takes the shoes off later on, don't I? So if we go to Crabkey and then they sleep on the beach,

I think, because in the morning, Honey Rider comes out of the ocean. Yeah. Oh, the famous song by the Keeney. That's Ursula Andrus, and she's like, yeah, I'm underneath the mango tree, my honey, and like, Honey Rider is like a shell diver.

Yes, and she has the mind of a child. Yes. Yes, yes, so we get a lovely little scene with her, and she's on later of a child. Yes. Yes, yes. So we get a lovely little scene with her and Sean later on, but she's just like, oh yeah, my dad, I never learned anything. I've been reading the dictionary and I'm up to M. I never learned to read.

And that was just like that in the middle. She has some history. Like, she, her landlord, I think tried to come onto her and she killed him and ran away and now as a shell-divered and reaped up there. Yeah, and Bond makes a lot of fun of her for a woman who is wearing a massive knife as she is throughout the whole thing. Well, the knife is more farcule, of course, it stands for penis. Of course, at this point, the patrol boat comes around the corner, opens fire up them

with a machine gun, then Bond turns to Quarrel and says, fetch my shoes and runs. What? Yes, it is when they are under fire. He was going, shot at and he stopped to be racist. Yeah, genuinely. Free sets, his prime directive to be racist, like, kicked in while he's under fire. Oh my God. So this is... The casuals perpetuates a chasing with the three of them, where it's like him, Quarrel, and his new childlike woman trying to evade the guards.

I don't remember how they get away, but they sneak up a river. I am reasonably certain that Bond does the thing of hiding under the surface of a swamp breathing through a reed. He does that, yeah. But Bond kills the guard at one point and honey runs and looks, why? And he's like, I had to age it's gosh I'm a man, you know, yeah, and I believe I raised a question. How did he kill this guy? For the first time, he's just a hoax him. He's grabs and throws him over the hoax instantly. Yeah, and then and then RIP

Quarrel Quarrel gets owned by the dragon. Yeah, the dragon. Okay, let's let's let's discuss for dragon a little bit because it's been a moment, but the dragon is What appears to be a Jeep? Yeah, but you're so well-d into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah We like it look like it's like it's welded and it's got a flame throw at the front like this thing does not appreciably look like a dragon Wheels It's got wheels. No, it's got tracks and And you know, it's got tracks because it's a point earlier on where there are some fucking like tank tracks in the mud, in the jungle, and

quarrel, earnestly points to them and goes, Dragon. And you know, like, I'm a spawn slide right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm always like, you fool. You're a member of a child like races. You never see it. You've bastard. He was right because it was a dragon and the dragon also has like a dragon mouth and eyes painted on it And it has a flame has a flame thrower and it did just like a guy in the turret just barbecues quarrel Hmm, or I guess fucking haste by this Quarrel gets absolutely melting Born to not even like oh no, he like he ducks to the side and that's it that's all he needs to do is duck to the side He's like oh, I guess it was yeah, I wasn't bring up coral again. No, no one he mentioned him later one point and that's it

Roger Moore has quarrel junior at some point to yeah Yeah And they get cut by Dr. Nose. Yeah, they get a box like a, a box site, my and whatever, where they get showered and like, yeah, because of the radio. Because of the radio. So because the radio, because they've just been like running around on like radioactive rocks and dust and stuff, which is presumably why honey rider isn't in another movie. Oh yeah, no, she dies very swiftly thereafter.

Because of the noise, wait some time. He has to get the shoe back in order to beat her to death. And I'll have to open till the move end. That's why he says, let's make shoes. It's just, it's not by the way we should go, Maya. He's just, what's being done against me? Shoot. Yeah, he goes, instead of like guns,

he's just got like a collection of increasingly heavy shoes. You know, most people have that in the houses. It's like walking into someone's house, seeing a bunch of different pairs of shoes, being like the fuck kind of sick shit No, you I mean like on the like you press a button and the fucking wall rotates and there's a load of them that not like a shoe rack I conceptualize the people tend to have shoes You've been in my flat right were you walking and right right next to you all those like all the shoes? Yeah, yeah

I've seen that I've seen I've seen that I've seen all the shoes, yeah. I've seen that I've seen. I personally would love to have a revolving wall thing that unveiled all of my shoes. I think that would be cool. Yeah, when a fever retiree from being a spy, you've still got to use all the... If you hire a flat, if you rent a flat

and it's used to belong to a spy, it's got a bunch of revolving wall panels. You can just put all your shoes and just write it. You can put all of your on in that. Oh, you're cooking implements? It's really cool. Ooh, yeah. Pressing the button, all of my cooking What are you on in there? Oh, you're cooking implements? Like, it's really cool. Ooh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Pressing the button, all of my cooking implements, a bunch of like pots and pans, fucking fly out. It's like, I'm not, but I'm not, this fucking noise you can imagine, it occurs.

I'm like, very swarvel, I've been invited you to my flat, and I'm like, trying to seduce you, like, check this shit out. Press,

like, I'm full size castimes. That's right, I feel like that. Yeah. clang, clang, clang, clang, clang. Like a full size cast iron. Baster, I feel like that. Yeah. There's a pan like stuck in one of the revolving panels. Yes. The revolving pan like it just like goes back and forth. Like it just gets stuck.

It's a spatula, a spatula stuck inside. You can't open it up. It's like reaching a jiggle it. You know? Yeah, my revolving wall fell stuck on a fucking sped map. That's my fucking life. That's my god damnest greatness down there. What the fuck say?

Is this the bit where Dr. Knows put out clothes for them and honey- Yeah, they can't, like I'm- Are they just color? Yeah, she's getting increasingly blonde throughout the movie. They have like separate cells, like the big sort of selling point of this base is it's got automatic doors, right?

Yeah. We're just super, super high tech. There's not even like a control panel around. I think you just have to like be near them and all around. Start, actually. Exactly. And so, Doctor No invites them for dinner, I think it is, although he haven't seen him yet. It's like the voice invites them for dinner.

It's like, you were invited for dinner. So Bond comes down, along with Honey Rider, to encounter the fish window. Yeah, main character of the show. The $1,000,000 fish window. Fucking fish window. The moment when I knew this podcast would work, the fish window. The moment when I knew this podcast would work, the fish window,

um, that they're in a sort of an underwater cabin, in which there is a large window, which is very clearly a projection of film of fish like underwater film, but taken too close. They're like massive, they're like huge fucking fish. And now like clearly like goldfish as well. Yeah, clearly like ordinary fish. And one of them swims past and it's like three times the size of Bond's head. And you can see him be like, huh, but they didn't have enough money to fix it. And so at this point, Dr. No enters a second character in yellow face, strikes the movie. He enters and he goes, the fish window concentrates the fucking fish to make him bigger or whatever. One million dollars, one million dollars Mr. Bond. One, I have the very, very quiet drop in fact.

One million dollars, Mr Bond. And he spent one million dollars, Mr Bond, on the fish window. The fish window, the fire, the fish. Which he never really seems to enjoy, never comes up again. A fish window. A window specifically for fish. Mm.

And Bond, I don't think Bond even released there's anything about his stuff. Bond doesn't mention, he's like, oh, that's funny. Okay, clearly, he's holding Bond is in friends. You must fucking love fish, I guess. Cool. Should I call you daughter fish? I like that he's only where I can get to them. I've got this shoe, I fucking...

He's like banging on the glass with the shoes. Making no sense. It's starting to crack and it's like, oh, bon bon bon. Oh, yeah, it's a million dollars a ton. You have to not to mention the shoes, but it's a two. Pressing button in the fisher window rotates, tipping a bunch of fish into my life. Along with the shit. Like, immediately, no hesitation sets to a kid in a overshoot.

Like he doesn't even remark upon the wind and has been doing it daily. He's like, ffff. What is he doing? He's like tabbed on me. He's like, yeah! So good! Oh my god. No, to me it's funny, if he's just like one hand, like just like both fists are just working.

I, it's like, I'm looking at you like a winged shun like fucking. I think, I think he like fully commits himself to each fish, right? It's mercilessly like walks over to each fish, like stands over it. You get the like, then he goes to the next fish, and it's just like in that order and like the last fish, here's its doom approaching. I think that's what happened. Fish, fish, fish.

Fish so harmed. So Bond, Bond looks at the fish window. Your new favorite podcast does a bit for about 20 minutes about the sort of budgeting for Doctor No's base. Yeah, because he's like, because the backstory to Doctor No, as. Yeah, because he's like, because the backstory to Doctor No, as you get in this battle of wits between him and his,

but he stole $10 million from the tongs. Yeah, tongs. Yeah. And then spent a tenth of that budget on the fish window, which I think I found somewhat remarkable at the time. Yeah. Other nine million went just for like, that did all the bases, all the salaries, the dragon.

Dragon was put together on a fucking budget. Oh, he's got some... The patrol boats as a shoestring dragon. I can't ever win, but we do, for some point, find out his plan, which is of course, rocket fall down. Oh, we'll get to that. We'll get to that because he's like, now come for dinner because I'm very civilized.

I'm wearing a narrow jacket and leather gloves. Yeah. On the waist, you're wearing a face by the way, just like, it's supposed to be. On the waist, it's supposed to be Chinese, just isn't it? Yeah. On the way to dinner, Bond notices a stolen painting on an easel, which was just like recently stolen as the time the movie came out so you're meant to be like, ah, doc doc, no, it was behind this.

I was like a contemporary site gag for like the early 1960s, which I don't think we got over time. What's interesting is that it doesn't make me think about like like movies coming out recently because they love to do like contemporary references, like like Gladiators, which I think is a really good movie. Yeah. But there's like, imagine, in from the 60s, now imagine like 80 years,

a fucking film review podcast doing like kill Benoit Blanc, right? And they're like, yeah. Who's the full all of our idol? The whole show. Yeah. Why do these guys talking about Jeremy, like they're just not getting the contemporary bits at all. Yeah, I think that's why I'm

blank. Kill when my blog is like all three of our children who are like very much like us bit smaller. I'm so how the fuck did that happen? I don't know. It's an 80 years time. Yeah, exactly. I'm not getting any more fertile. Yeah, I'll figure that shit out. Then, then, listen, if we can't invent in 80 years time a way for trans women to get pregnant

and believe me, I'm conducting my own independent research in that area. I can already do it. I can do it now. Yeah. I can't impregnate any trans women. I mean, shit, then, fucking, we got a generalized this pretty soon. No, no, no, I'm just saying we,

we got a podcast live, fuck him then. Exactly to kill Benoit Block. But, um, to 80 years time, trying to explain what a mogus is. Um, yeah, just like, what the fuck is it? Like, can you imagine if we had a little shot of fucking James Bond at the start of this one,

just playing like Well, he we yeah play shaman defer that's exactly what it is Among us Oh fucking this can he's played Oh, my gosh what a fucking game for idiots Oh my god, what a fucking game for idiots. Oh my god. Yeah, I remember in lockdown, we played like, shaman defer.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Everything that's old is new again. But so, uh, I hope I don't have a podcast. Yeah, absolutely. I do. I don't have a real job.

No, the young justice league. So, the movies that the movie is the wherein? Doctor knows sits them down and he's like, here is some delicious food. I think it's like lobster. It's not like a hundred times the size, or whatever, because that is a black dick. Like a ridiculous meal.

It's like like three grapes or some shit. So three grapes in the summer. So I have some lobster for him. Yeah. He's on that, he's on that, you go toilet. Oh yeah, there's definitely a lobster because he's got robot hands and he, he cracks not a hamster. Yeah. He's on that, he's on that, you go toilet. He's definitely a lobster, because he's got robot hands, and he, he practically cracks the lobster with them.

Yes. And so Bond then goes, oh, well, you must be a communist then, at which point he hits him with. You are just a stupid policeman. And the reason why he's a stupid policeman is because East and West are just points of the compass. Yes.

Each is stupid as the last. Key works for, in fact, he just fuckers us. I remember a specter. Specter? Specter. Specter. Remember a specter. The specter executive.

I'll be saying specter here. I'd like to edit this weirdly. Specter. Um, this is a special executive. I'll be saying Specter here. I'd like to edit this weirdly. Specter? Specter. Specter. I'm a member of Specter. Specter? Specter.

Specter. Specter? Specter. Specter. Specter. Specter. Specter. Specter.

I'll read the video a little bit in that song, folks. Specter? Specter? Specter? The special executive for... Good car, car, car! Corruption, terrorism, revenge, an extortion. Prevent, an ext-provenge, yeah, because revenge. Just like, oh fuck, put me in a revenge department. Alive. Questioning Italian. Italian. Yeah, yeah Revenge to Alive questioning Italian Italian No, don't do any cool facts

That will make sense next week listeners feeling Italian and musical He tries to recruit He's like well, you're good enough to get this. Maybe you should come to work with Spectre in our Italian section. Ah! We keep it for Stagberg, and Bond is like, no, I'm an agent of the British government to which that's when that's when

Dr. McCord and the stupid policeman. Yeah. Yeah. And he's like, I'm going to tell you my plan now because I'm going to kill you in a minute. So I'm going to tell you the plan. The plan is the Americans are launching missiles from Florida as like tests or whatever off of the space program. Oh, that's why Felix was there.

Was because the Americans, the American missiles have been falling down and they want to know why and they've traced some of it back to like near Jamaica. And so I thought, oh my God, yeah, his fucking plan is that he's built a nuclear powered gyroscope, wobbler. Yeah, he's the real network.

Yeah, the fucking rockets fall over. And then when he's proven that that's viable, he's going to blow his base up and go somewhere else. Yes. He's going to extort the US for like millions of dollars and then detonate the entire base and leave. And go somewhere. It's a brilliant for generations. And this is where Bond hits him with, with the aim of the line. He exploits. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere.

And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere.

And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. And go somewhere. Because he lost his real hands in like an accident and an evil genius

I mean Something like that Like the other legos Also I got a point out that he does just have the legos The line feeding into we can't all be geniuses is because Doctor No is talking about how his dad gives good brain or whatever The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be. Which is such a fucking topology, right?

Like if it's successful, then of course it, yeah, shut up, come. It's just, what? The like flashback music and then it's just Alice going and the superior criminal mind just spend a tenth of your budget on a window for. For fish, yes. Really? Really? The superior criminal mind just been a tenth of your budget on a window for fish. Yes.

The superior criminal mind, we're just going to knock over some rockets with the wobble. Yeah, I've got the fucking radiation-powered gyroscope wobble and you are fucking done. And so, Honey Ride is taking away to be fed to crowds. Yeah, or drowned. Something not quite sure. I forgot where they just like were like, all right, honey, rider, stop being in the movie now. Yeah, they're like, okay, I'll start.

Well, I'll go take care of it girl. You're gonna come around on this being refruited to spec to thing, even though you've been kind of like Sundari about it now. So you go back to yourself, we'll take care of honey, rider, and then the second bonds out of your shirt, he's like, kill her, which is I think,

our first kill him, kind of moment. And then we don't see her again for a bit, for a long time. I can't remember how Bond gets out of his cell. I think he lures a guy in and then punches him. Yeah, that seems like how he solves most of his problems back in the 60s, I think. 50-50, it's either that or a vent.

I don't remember whether it's a vent. Oh, it might have been the vent. I think it was the vent. Cause I know it is the vent that comes down on him. He like lose the guy in a gold finger and then punch his head. Oh, he does, yeah, yeah. This is the vent.

So he punches out of vent. He climbs out through the vent. He goes, this is, now I know how TV dinner feels. He steals a big radiation costume from it is. Yeah, everybody's walking around in big, like sort of cover all, so the big plastic helmet that doesn't look very free. No, no, no, no, no. Open nuclear reactor in the room. Yes.

Because he ran out of the budget for the nation she had been spending on the fish. Yeah. So he's got like a fucking pool reactor in the room, which I would like to clarify, a pool reactor is pretty safe. Water is pretty good at absorbing. I'm sure you can swim in it. Yeah. But I wouldn't put one in my main control room. I would have a different room. So at this point, Dr. Noes in the control room, I would have in a different room. So, so at this point, Dr. Noah's in the control room, he's like trying to organize another missile whirlwind because the Americans are launching a missile,

he's gonna wobble it. He treuners. But Bond walks in in disguise, and the disguise is wearing a totally transparent helmet, but he's trying to keep his head down. And he's trying to find it. Yeah, he's trying to keep his head down. And he's trying to find it. Yeah, he's trying to like, yeah, go to the sabotage the thing.

He's like throwing switches and stuff. And Doctor Noir immediately fucking catches him. He's like, oh, who's that guy switching all the switches wrong on purpose? There's a danger dial. There is a danger dial. There is a danger dial. And looks like a contestant on a price is right. Yeah, because Dr. Knows like, hey, turn that down.

He's like, oh, you went up. You went more up. So the guards try to grab him. He fights the guards, but he has pushed the danger dial too high. And the room starts to have problems of the explosion to rioting. Yeah, the water starts boiling. It's too radioactive now. Everyone else evacuates and we get like genuinely our first ever

cronsteinrazer winner. This was host humorous and retroactive, but the podcast-looking-ass guy, who just like goes for bond, just around a mook. Everyone else is evacuating and it's like kind of tubby fella Just fucking tries to kill bond. Mm-hmm. You're like, okay Ponstin was at to podcast MF. Yeah podcast. Yeah, all right P podcast fella

So So that could be a bad thing. Oh, it's a bad thing. Podfeller. Podfeller. So that guy gets killed. And Dogton, no, like, it's fucking killed. Oh, instantly. So the base is kind of exploding.

People start up, people are running for the exits. Dogton, exits. Doctor knows like, I guess I'll handle this personally. And he would be like cracking his knuckles at this point. If he had knuckles to crack, he doesn't. So he still in his also sort of like perspex helmeted suit gets in a very, very slow fist fight with Bond over the big reactive pool, which is now bubbling and roiling and stuff. It's a great can-addom set, by the way.

Ashtard's really good. I've never been good. It's like on a gantry. And Bond defeats him, despite his like superior metal grip of his hands, which nearly crush Bond, by like knocking him off of the gantry into the pool where he like.

But then he can't climb up the things because he's got metal hands. Yes. Yeah. Which is weird, because he just goes, he's just crazy. He has like unbelievable grips trying. But that's not what it is. Yeah. But Bond just like a disabled, much bitch.

Yeah. Does it before the era of like bond or light but so he just looks at like talks about boiling in the fucking open water reaction is like well if you had hands that probably wouldn't have worked out like that. That's an endless slow like dishy. Yeah. Fessically dishy. About monsteretry. And he just like kicks his train to the open reactor. Fisically, if she would. What about a man's territory? Yeah.

And he just like kicks his train to the other reactor. Yeah. But. He rescues Honey Rider from Crab. Yeah, Honey Rider, she's like, She's in the crab room. She's like, she's shackled down on like a slightly incline terrain. She's in the crab zone.

I guess the other thing is like, it's a tied thing. Yeah. She's below where it would be a high tide, but above it low, so she's watching it come in. Yeah. I don't know if the crabs specifically were part of it, but they don't really like, to let the horror of that sinking,

because he just let her out of it pretty easily and the crabs are in the disadvantage. Oh, I remember you thought they got the crabs in, to be in the film, but they'd been cold, and so they were sleepy and they couldn't do it. Yeah, and also Sean Connery had to be told where they're shooting. Sean, no, he killed them all before they could get

a bunch of refrigerated crabs. No chance for a bastard. Individually matched. They're in Linginguini now. And then I the usual way for a Bond movie to end is like the bass explodes there forced to use some evacuation means like a lifeboat or a like capsule or something and then they fucking there and then you know Felix or you know am I six whatever find them but instead I think they just Fucking leave no they do definitely shag on the boat

I believe they shag on the boat. Mm-hmm Okay, and then I think so and then we get the Going to sag on the boat credit credits over the thing As we zoom out we see bond you know behead the death of the shoe and then throw her body over the Yeah, it's not showing the ocean clearly beating it a death of a shoe. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why I'm not sure what love when Rosa Club has the knife shoe bones like oh fuck a worthy opponent. Exactly. It's like oh my god. See this is why this is why plan A was a good idea was because we would invent new bits.

Yeah time. Yeah, you have you have You have to admit it was a good idea. No, I think this is a good episode, it's not over. We've got a few more minutes of time in the film. It's fine, it's fine. We can fill time because... Oh, it's a surprise by how well I remember this. Science based race. We do.

Yes. You have a science based race. We have a James Bondware return and then we get a science based racing system. It's called the scam system. It's called Smarm, Cold Filling Sensitivity, Unprovoked Violence, Misogyny. How smarmy do we think Doctin No was with no recollection? I don't know. Ah! Ah! Fuck you!

Err, it might have been a bit. It's Italian. Like musical? Italian musical, daablism. I mean, that definitely counts both. No hands, no hands, yeah. They're no hands like. Yeah, they're no hands like.

That's like a high bar for Smum to this day is being like, ah, tell me, you might be very smart, but does it compensate for being physically dishy-born? And it's like, what? I'm wearing this down, but I have the back of the page that I have for scores on, and then I'll turn over and I'll check when we're done. Yeah, go to score just. 4, 5? Oh, I might be with 4.

I don't think I have 4. I would even argue a bit lower. I would say 3 maybe, but 4 or 4 I can do. The no-hands things gotta be like, yeah. I would say three maybe, but four or four I can do. The no-hand things gotta be like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. Cultural insensitivity. Filmed on unseated Jamaican land.

That's right. Yellow face. Yellow face times two. Yeah, eight, I guess. It's not a great way to do filming. No, I would say not. Unprovoked violence. Err, well, I mean, a fucking kills podcast guy, but that is kind of in self-defense.

Like you said, and I'm provoked. And I'm really pissed. If nobody does, that's true. That was a straight-up murder. I, yeah. The guy who's probably could have provided quite valuable information. Mm-hmm. Seven. Yeah, okay. Fucking. I think yeah, the guy who's probably could have provided quite valuable information Seven Yeah, okay, fuck it is

So Jimmy yeah fuck yeah fuck it seven. This is on account anyway fucking seven baby brain woman Yeah, we're gonna win a children seven Or for sex a Sylvia tranches. Yeah, seven I think we held off last time because we wanted to give him room to get worse, but they're fucking now. I don't know, we know he did get worse at the very end. He did, but seven stole fucking. That gives us a total score of 26.

So I can now reveal that when we first watched Doctor No, we gave it 17. Great inflation. What do we give it? I can now reveal that when we first watched Doctor No, we gave it 17. Great inflation happens to the best of us. However, even if it had 26, it still wouldn't be the worst fun for me. The worst one we've ever seen is still live and let die on a fairly honest sale of the 28th. The worst one we've ever seen on the show. That sounds right to me. Yeah, that sounds about right here.

Yeah, this is up there with clear and present dangers. Oh, oh, oh, see, Sen-Yo. Oh, good God. Well, I mean, I think I learned a lot from barely remembering a Bond film, which is I don't miss him. What did this film say about masculinity? In the 60s, you could do whatever you wanted.

If you were a windage, you just do whatever you wanted. You could kill a woman with your shoe. You could kill a crab with a shoe. Kill a, kill a, kill a, kill a, yeah that's why you took side with your rest. She was killing every individual crab in that room. Yeah, no crab left alive in that room. His shoes.

I remember no crab. Oh, what? Oh, wait, so this is, no crab suggests an elevator full of four crabs. And one undercover CIA agent disguised as a crab. Yeah. Who are going to shoot up a crab airport in order to frame the American back. When they're getting on the back of a ray, yes.

For doing an attack on crab brands. Sorry, just so that an ultra-nationalist crab general who had his arm shot off by Captain Price. One of his arms, it's called Ran Crabzay. It's shot off by Captain Price. Can Dr. Kuh that will lead the US to ally with a run and declare with R. Allow me to make this easier for you,

in this imaginary universe, I'm imagining, it's the exact same as our world, except everyone is a crap. Crabbed in price? It's like the movie stars. It's actually just one to one. It sounds ridiculous when you lay it out, but it's actually just the same as ours, but everyone's right. Well, when you say that, then when you say no crap, that suggests that sort of Russian would be like, it'd be like a Russian with the lingua franca of the whole world. Yeah, okay, so perhaps it's just crustaceans then,

maybe the United States of monsters. I don't know. I could buy that, although then you have sort of like the prospect of like a sort of a squid captain price. I do like the squid captain price. We're reinventing Splatoon, we're back to Splatoon. Do we have any awards to give? Yeah, podcast look at our

We have a lot more awards to play with right now. Um, I mean, we give good night to Quarrel Good night to Quarrel. Absolutely. I think we can give them right in Cox Memorial Award and intelligence to Felix lighter Yes, you could, however, I think you could also give it plausibly to doct and no given. I remember a specter. Good point. Specter. Specter. Good point.

You know, let me identify his specter, which Bond had no idea about, but then, you know, literally spells that he tells him what it stands for in both sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah. OK.

100%. Especially for torsion, fucking juggling. I don't know. Yeah. Talience. Talience. And revenge, which is the same sort of a topology. The Italian sector and the revenge sector really have a lot of like sort of like The Italian sector and the revenge sector really have a lot of like sort of like overlap. Yeah, really they should just be collapsing a one sector, but here's the thing though. What the fuck with the acronym B would be ridiculous. I've really enjoyed doing this. And I would love to do this with different Bond movies every so often because now this is reset my brain to the point where I'm half remembering things about from Russia with love. I would love to do from Russia with love

because I'll tell you this free. I don't remember. Fuck anything about from Russia with love. Welcome to Spector Island, great honor. Yes. Incredible movie. I remember Lesbianism. Oh, I remember the collar. Oh. They saving himself from being assassinated because he was too much of a pussy. I have one of those now. I got one since the last time we did the show. Hell, yes.

Yeah, no, I genuinely think we should do this again. Because I think maybe this would not have carried it for like doing a whole podcast all the time, but I really wanna go back to this well, yes. Yeah. So I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I have. But you too, Ann. I mean, do we have any thoughts, reflections

given that it's our 100th episode? Nah. Ah, it's our 100th episode? Nah. Uh, it's a great honor. Like, no, I mean, fucking, I, I, I, it doesn't feel like work. No, I do feel like work. This one feels like work the least. Um, just feels like hanging out with my friends, talking to a microphone, which is incidentally there.

Like, um, the fact that other people enjoy it is great, but I would have fun, even if no one else was listening. So. Yeah, it's important to know that the major reason that we kept going after we finished and we did actually kill James Bond is that doing this is just an immense amount of fun. Yeah, absolutely. Also, the other thing that I want to say is, 2020-23, more live shows. Yes, we would like to do more live shows here. We've got some lives. We've got some lives. Yeah, live shows. Watch this space. And thank you for listening. If you have done for like, if you've been listening, especially since Docrineau, like if you've gone back

and listened all the way through, then you know, if you listen to 100 episodes of Tim's Bond and Well Done. Absolutely. And thank you so much for staying with us. We hope you all continue to do so. See you on the 200. See you on the 200. Next year, the year after that, until we go back to, you know, until it's all of our

children I densely doing this. I'm sure. Do you think you'll do the same thing on the post-electric podcast? That's 100. until we go back to, you know, until it's all of our children I don't know if we're doing this. You know, the post-electric podcast. That's 100th episode where we'll do Dr. Nurg. I think it's very funny that this is, we're essentially doing like the little Karibo thing of just like redoing you here, a bridged episode one. Every so often has a bit.

I don't know what that means. Wow, we've got a gashy little Karibo. It's all fucking weeb shit. We've got to get little curry bone. I would absolutely love to get a little curry bone. Do you just say sounds to me at this point, but yeah, sure. Why not? I've got, there's a few other guests that I want to get on. One in particular that I can think of.

Yeah. Well, we shall see. I think we've all got some... I'll cut that. Just to lend a S. Just to leave it. Just to leave it. The left wing needs, you know, role models for young men.

That's what we're in Abby. We are the role models for young men. None of us are men. Don't be men. Transition. Do that. See you next time. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Thank you.

For listening to yet another episode of Kill James Bond, what a hundred episodes it has been. We've laughed, we've cried, we've made friends for life along the way. Not if any of you guys thought you aren't real to me. We just make these episodes and put them on you SNOW. Whatever happens after that is sort of their own problem. I mean, with like the guests that are pretty cool. And my co-hosts who are also extremely lovely. And of course with our 15 pounds and above patrons who are Christine Fox, Amanda Comet, Frey-Alofich, Skistava, Lera Jack Holmes, Mike Berg, Thomas Oberhard, Nick Boris, Kentucky Friedkommi, Yareick, Nate Nemori, Labour, Dylender, S. Tommissar, Ozymandia, Stey of Them, Library, Hitman, Eiffcrime, Jack Drummond, Jonathan

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