Upstream - S2E17: The Karate Killers

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

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Yes, I'm supposed to say something to you very elliptically like Poorn A, the King's Mate ploy, and you understand what I mean and we go into one of our daring escape I'm Alan Larkin, the first episode of Cool James Bond of 2023. I'm Alice Codock-Hellie, I'm living this joke down for the rest of the year. Join us by my friends, Alva Gilthorn and death. Hey, how you doing? We're deep into the Man from Uncle series now. And we're up to something that promises a lot with the title, The Karate Killers. Oh, yeah.

This title writes a big check. Can the movie cash it? We'll see. Yeah. Immediately, you have to imagine, I am starting a big sort of clock with time until Karate is like a sort of a focal point of the movie. And this is definitely the title where I was the most excited,

and although I think it's very much five times better than sixth time shy about the fucking title, so he's got that show. Well, the thing is, right, you know my grand unified theory from last time that all of the titles are just transposed by one movie. The next one is the helicopter spies.

And this movie opens with a bunch of helicopters. Well, there's the fucking helicopter, you know, and then a second later I go, wait a second, this isn't the helicopter spies. And a second after that I go, and that's an auto gyro. Yeah, my opening note says, micro light bars and the boys drop bombs on Elias Percy wagon. Yes, micro light bars.

Sorry, micro light bars. That's really fucking good. Cause this guy, the opening shot is this guy. It's not a helicopter stop, I'm going another jocke. Not so single as. Yeah, micro light bars. This is, you could genuinely do a sort of like academy awards, I like going another jacket. Not so so glas. Yeah. Yeah. Michael, I bet. This is, you could genuinely do a sort of like academy awards like in Memoriam, precious

moments real of all the guys wearing different fucked up goggles in this movie. It's so good. Yeah. This is the, this is the film where Thrush really get their henchmen dripped together. Mm-hmm. That's really good to see. Lots of black and red. Lots of colloquial native outfits. Yeah, these guys in their auto gyros attack solo and kuryak and who are driving

A weirdly sexy car, and I'm not sure what car this is a modified AMT piranha Is it yeah, I've written down here that this is I call it the sexual yut because, because it has the truck bed of a yut, but it has a sort of quite unAustralian air of sensuality. Yeah, so it started off as an AMT piranha and they modified it, that made the headlights, you can withdraw them into the body.

It kind of looks like an e-type jaguar as designed by 60s retro futurism. So it's this very, very cool looking like sleek car, probably very in practical, very long. Mm-hmm. And we got a little of like shots of Mr. Goggles, man, firing, I guess grenades or like little bombs at the sexual use.

This is so fucking James Bond. This is like, diamonds off, no. Whatever the volcano base, I don't know, they're flooring to one, but it's the same like six volcano bases you only live twice that's the one that's the one where he's Japanese yeah oh my god this oh my god this film is just you made it twice she's excuse this rather odd mixture of styles but so solo and koryakana skate by driving into a tunnel,

which to be fair, absolutely fucks you if you're in an auto gyro. Oh yeah, it's not very dramatic, though. You're just done. Yeah, they just drive into a tunnel and it cuts the scenes done. Yeah, I guess they just stay there until those guys run out of fuel. It's a really easy actually. It's actually, it's a pretty well-film sequence, like unusually so I thought. They have the like weird orso gyro rotor sound as like a sort of like constant thing. That's like, it's quite effective.

Would you get a lot of repeated footage of micro light bars firing as Miss Sas? Oh yeah, because they had the budget for like one minute of micro light time and nothing more. And then we get the credit sequence, which is not our typical, they've changed the title sequence. Now it's like a little music video. We get some like 60s sunshine.

God, for a brief, beautiful second, I thought they'd written like a song for this one, like it was on film, but they just haven't. It's a different. So it's a quite funny as well, because... I've paid for one song. The opening credits music is a, well, the opening credits are about two and a half minutes long

And they've got about 30 seconds of footage They're like loop it and flip it. You can see you can always feel the editor like sweating in the booth Work as much as you can go like dancing in the same way three times But we see in the background of this really good spawn. Yeah, there's like a handover of something, lots of like sinister looking men. And one of them gets handed a canister, which he opened into his hand and pours a bunch of glitter in this.

We're seeing a top secret glitter deal. Yeah, and the guy, the shady guy who gets given this vial of gold glitter, is an actor I love to see. It's Herbert L. But Long. Who, listeners, if you've seen the original Pink Panther films, which we may have to watch at some point, because they're very racist. Because, because we're very racist.

Herbert Long is one of the recurring- He is one round of which KJB host is racist, and all of a sudden you just really lean into it, you know? No, because they're like, the similar sort of like 65, yeah. And but Herbert Long is one of the recurring villains in that. He's like such a fucking good actor. I think in this he's genuinely the best villain uncle's had yet. Yeah, genuinely.

Yeah. He's so good. He's so like serious. It's fantastic. There are so many scenes where like something ridiculous is happening at him and he's just like completely stone faced throughout the entire thing. He's like born to be a comedy straight man. This is also his role in the pink pantofilms. Absolute, absolute seriousness. But so he buys the glitter and then we go immediately to, we don't have a briefing scene for this.

Instead we just dump solo and courier can straight into someone's idea of a lab, which is a bunch of different. Yeah, the set of the L.I.S.S science guy. Classic lab scene, the early miles with various colors in. Mm-hmm. It's of like dry ice, the smoke and all over the shop. Perfect. It's ideal. That's what you do the science.

I love it. And they go, they're going to meet the inventor of this gizmo, Dr. Simon True. Don't get attached. And no, this gizmo. Perfect job. He's doing. Yeah. This gizmo is to like desalinate sea water. And apparently it's very good at it. However, he's feeling quite weird. And as we know in a movie, one of the things that gives me health anxiety. If you ever feel a bit weird, you're going to die instantly. So before he collapses and dies, he tells Uncle, somebody's broken into my lab because as I was trying to figure out how to desalinate sea water, I've accidentally figured out something

else, which you'll see in a moment, I'm feeling a bit sick. Just mad. Yeah. He's so unremarkable that there's I feel like a bit sick. Oh! Just mad stuff. He's so unremarkable that there's not even like a musical sting as he's dying. Like, it's still the same background music. Oh, also the Gizmo, the Gizmo, like, explodes, right? And it's destroyed.

And it has a dial on it that's has danger in thousands. So I love the danger dial. I love the danger dial so much. The danger dial will make a reappearance at the end of this movie because they reuse it. It's actually a French unit of measurement, the dongeau. He takes a little pill and then it turns out to be the pill that kills you instantly. He just falls down on the floor dead. This event doesn't get that much reaction from Solo or Kuryakum. But as they're hunched over him, he uses his dying breath to say, oh, the thrush would have to follow.

The four wins to get my formula. And then also, the four wins to get my formula. And then also the four wins of my daughters. Yeah, just to be clear here in case you didn't get it, I have four daughters. Yeah, and you'd need to. Yeah, this is all the thing of the movie is, this is my dying words, go to next location. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. So then we have the briefing scene and at Uncle HQ and M.S. Yo, micro-lite bars work for Thrush, they're trying to kill you again as per. And the scientist who died, the reason he died is because while he was stumbling on, while I see as desalinating the sea, he accidentally discovered how to extract gold from sea water. It's like a source of limitless wealth, right? How can we real? Yeah, if Franchio ever get their hands on this,

they'll be able to buy Twitter and it'll be a nightmare. So he says, oh, by the way, the scientist has like a 10 out of 10 smoke show daughter and Solo and Ilya were like, uh-huh, yeah, of course. And he goes, oh, sorry, he's got five of them. Yeah. Yeah, fuck you're going to have, oh, sorry, he's got five of them. Yeah. Yeah, fuck you.

You're going to have to follow just a lot of wavily. Oh. Yeah. What's interesting is he wavily says, I'm sure Mr. Solo is more than eager to follow up on the daughter, which is. Is wavily or is wavily not aware of Solo's sex criminal behavior? Because there's some episodes where he's like, well, I'm sure Mr. Solo never do anything inappropriate. And there's some where he's like, well, I'm sure Mr. Sado never do anything inappropriate. And there's some where he's like, well, I'm sure Mr. Sado will be bald, steep and herb

I've got a clop. I, I, I set you up with my niece. However, I assume that you are like a gentleman about it. Um, strange. Um, but yeah, so the, the scientist has four step daughters and one biological daughter. And so therefore you're going to have to go and have sex with all of them to find all of the pieces of the formula for the thing that lets you do the gold. Just thrush, want this and if they want this they're going to bite where. Yeah.

And then it turns to the scientist who is Joan Crawford, yes, she's Crawford. It's just unbelievable job in this. So good. She's a legend for a fucking reason. Joan Crawford as the world's slowest on the uptake woman. So Hey, she gets it. It takes a bit, but she gets that. Herbert Lomb enters the scene. We are immediately, we immediately gather that they have been having an affair, right?

She's been cheating on her scientist husband with him. And he has now dropped the sort of like charming, shiver of sacking, is like, where did he keep the formula and is getting increasingly threatening? Well, she is like, decreasingly understanding that he's a bad guy. Yeah, she also puts it together that he poisoned her husband and I'm like, I feel like that was an error. I feel like if you hadn't done that,

you could have tortured him for information. She has a great line, which is how she met her husband. He was there, he was in Stockholm collecting his second Nobel Prize and I was there picking up my fourth divorce. Yeah, that's right. So I find very charming. But so we then see that Herbert Lomb, I'm not going to remember his name, not sure if he has one. He has two Randolph.

I remember his name because it's another classic Randolph. He's got some boys. Yeah, he's got two moves, that's what he is. He has a light attack and a heavy attack. And the light attack is slap woman, which he does. He likes slap so much. There's hardly any woman in the film that doesn't at some point get a backhand from home at long.

It's just like an instinct when you work for Thrasch. There's like an eight month training program to just automatically slap the first one. Later on in the film he reparounds one of his boys for slapping a woman and then not five minutes later does it himself? It's a peony negative management style. It's like an anxious tick with him. He doesn't even know he's doing it the poor boy. He slapped her and then in a sort of like a sentence I never thought I would say, Joan Crawford makes an uncannily minecraft noise.

He slaps her and she goes, Oh, she gets chewed quite a damage. It's gen, well first of all, that's a real drop from the movie. Sure. It's gen, well, first of all, that's a real drop from the movie. Sure, sure. But... He fucking like snaps his fingers and some loaks walking, allow me to tell you what they're wearing.

Please. Four guys, right. Black leather trousers, black leather gloves, orange turtleneck, black leather open vest. And they say, yeah. Four of them walks straight through the doors. It must have been just like right outside. They're big guys. They're huge. They're so right.

Exactly like, oh God, Mishka and Grishka. Really? Fucking octopus. Yeah. At the same fit. Also, I do want to say, the, someone in his guys is heavy attack. He does that while

his hand is still like in motion off of slapping her. He like slaps her and while his hand is moving back, snaps his fingers to summon his boys. So he'd like- Boys must have good hearing if they can distinguish between the sound of like her being slapped and then the finger click that summons them. Yeah, yeah, but he's got them clicker trained. It's very weird. But so they show up and they menace her in such a way as to imply that she is killed. Like we zoom in close on her face while the boys walk closer to her. She tries to stab her but long with a letter opener and he's like, don't be so dramatic. It's so good.

It's like, I love that her but long is like refusing to be in a comedy. That's so good. It's like, I love that Herbert Long is like refusing to be in a comedy. That's his character. It's like, the Uncle Boy is like kind of cheeky. It's kind of tongue in cheek and Herbert Long is like, no, I will kill people. Like, I will do this. Like, he's like a serious von villain in this very silly film. So they leave and Uncle Boy is rolled up to the location where they find that thrush have been there trashed it and they find the scientists daughter is like biological daughter.

Sandy. Sandy. Sandy. Yes. Sandy played by Kim Derby who sort of had a line in the 60s and 70s of like playing much younger than she was. Like she was in true grit most famously where she's like 21 playing 14. And so the movie like is very clear that she is like a child. And she's in hiding.

And Solo goes to come for her and Curryiaqin immediately ruins it by being like, oh, you remember your mum, she's dead. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yes, there's this cool line where she's like, oh, I always hated my stepmother, like, you know, she must be responsible for this, like, if I ever find her, I'll kill her. And Kuriaqin just goes, I think someone's beating you to it and just say, I'm covered as the corpse of Joe Crawford. Which has been in the room with Sandy this whole time and she just hasn't noticed. She didn't look around. She just didn't check behind the curtain.

And we cut to the plane and they are, they're bringing Sandy along because she's their only key and because she got a message from her scientist by the saying that only she would know the truth of whatever this is. So they're on a plane and they're going to go to Rome to track down Doughton number one. And behind them, like, Turo's behind Randolph, is there fucking drifts the fuck back there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So good, so conspicuous. There are a lot of great fits in this movie. My mom's wearing a leather trillby, like Baker Light sunglasses, a contrast collar shirt where the shirt collar is check, and the shirt body is black. A skinny silver tie. Just a round, tweedy jacket.

It's so good. Absurd is not a noticeable man at all. The most like, I am an evil spy outfit. Anyone's ever one. Absolutely tearing it up on like men's wear Instagram accounts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is like a highly noticeable do this is a due to get stopped on the street to have you like take his photo. It's a real like men used to dress like this what happened to ask fit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sort of like spending you know two grand on a pair of custom made shoes or something. Um, hey, yeah, sort of like spending, you know, two grand on a pair of custom-made shoes or something. But so they go to...

They go to Rome. Well, they immediately drop Sandy off with the designated woman handler, who is like some uncle agent who is just there to like wrangle the women. I was just like, yeah, just go shopping or something. Off of a friend. Of course. But then like yeah, just go shopping or something. Yeah, I'm named of course

Yeah, so we just we just drop her off and then they go to a location and we see a fellow He's a man enter the scene. Oh fucking sick fit count number two He enters this fucking scene my first note says entering the function Because he just like steps through the door and he's got this like red and white checked fucking crovart on. I don't recall the rest of it. I think you put a special. I took intimate notes. Oh, yeah. My man is working. Okay. So Tally Savalus enters the fucking scene. This is a tiny man house. Yeah. This is one of two bond villains who appear in this film.

Yeah. He enters the scene wearing a red velour dressing gown or smoking jacket. It's not like cut high enough to tell. Um, I sort of like check napkin or crovats stuffed into his shirt. He is holding in one hand a glass of wine and a cigarette in the other other opposite side pocket, he has a baguette sticking out. This is a man who has been interrupted in a moment of unimaginable Euro vibes. He walks in the room for TV says, Gini tell me whether you want. It's perfect. It's beautiful. Guy, man of rights and functions. It's like entering a home bag.

I'm the count. How bad do you want? Well, I do want every social interaction this way. It's just like, he fucked you one. When you do it in my house. All right, I'm the count. What do you want, and I go, we're from Uncle.

We're here to see the contest. And he goes, oh, beautiful. You know, you're off it as they were from Uncle. They do the classic Napoleon move going. We're from the UN CLE. Yeah, we're from the UN CLE, and he says, oh Which is a great little job of future use. Oh, I see your uncle. You've come to pay great little drama for future use. Oh, I see your uncle you've come to pay the money. And then I go, what? And he goes, hey, no money, no contest, eh? I leave a ditch.

Perfect. And immediately leaves the function. Just straight out of the fucking door, a guy walks in on the shot man, Simcut. He's like, I've got two thirds of the baguette to eat. A cigarette that is mostly ash to smoke. Most of that ash is already in this wine glass. It's like genuinely such a perfect fucking like scene.

If that was the only thing he was in, he'd get the fucking cow. Just walks in, or even dirty, I'm the fucking cow. Do you have my money? No, what's your no? Just like, all right. I, I love the council. So as they're leaving, they get a message dropped to the amount of a window from the contest. So that's like, I am being held hostage.

So they shimmy up a drain pipe to see the contest. A entirely naked and to this woman. Hello. Hello. Yes, hello. You're doing she is American. She is blonde. Those are the two things another Legend of the genre Ten out of ten smoke show valley. Solo tosses her his jacket to like cover her nakedness and the second she puts on this suit jacket Hello again to this woman, but more so, more insistently hello. Bon Join.

Yeah. And she explains that her sort of tyrannical best your husband, Telli Svalas, has been holding her captive for money like ransom. And doesn't let her have any clothes. Which, so she can't run away. No, horny. Yeah. And he's been tearing the house apart. So if you want this formula thing,

you're going to have to like wait with me in this room until he goes to sleep, which he does with the chickens to save electricity. Yeah, because he's like selling off all the furniture. He's like trying to hold her ransom. Like he's doing everything he can to like. He's not cutting into the like, baguette, cigarette, and red wine budget at all. Oh yeah, yeah, he's perfect.

You buy the essentials and then you work out your budget. All right, listen. You get the red wine, you get the cigarettes, you get the baguette, you get the velour smoking jacket. Yeah, and then you're like, all right. Doing one of the like, increasingly grim the forget, you get the velour smoking jacket. Yeah, and then you're like, all right. Doing one of the like, increasingly grim sort of like how to survive the cost of living crisis articles,

but it's just that sort of thing. Where it's like, okay, first of all, what you're gonna wanna do is the red velour smoking. Yeah, I'm just, I'm dressed like this. This is non-legot. The heating is not on, I'm freezing cold, but my god, do I look good. This guy's going on good morning,

I try to get budgeting advice. I've been like, no money, no contest, I'll do it that way. Every morning I get up, I like to cigarette. That's the sole use of energy I make in my day. I have to break a thick crust of ice over the top of my glass of red wine. And I maintain my body heat by inhaling warm cigarette vapor. Um, there's the only heat that I bring into my body. Red wine is cold.

It's an eternal balance. So, so they go downstairs after dark, they poke around looking for stuff and immediately the count catches them. And I would describe this scene as Italian loudness quotient going up. Like it just, it's a one way street. The series like really just not like Italian people. No, no, it does not. But my favorite thing was something you pointed out after

which is that Ilya tries to intervene when they start arguing. And then as soon as he does, they both just walk past him and he just gives up in time. So if I click to fucking like, and if it is just like, he's like, guys listen and then just go for strip pass, he's like, alright.

Well, it was Devon who called that. It is a great moment. Right. He just like puts both hands like, palm upwards like, alright. At this point, at this point, Hobart Long comes back into the film and say, yo, I'm the villain of the film, I'm once ever had.

Mm-hmm. Oh, because the, they think that the contest I must have gotten a letter from her scientist father with like some of the formula on it, right? So he's like, give me the letter. They're all like, I don't know what the fuck let him you're talking about. There's a big fight,

and then the fire department arrive. Yeah, so it's like the end of blazing this is a lot of some fucking reason, like just this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone just runs onto the sound stage and you're like, okay, here we go. These are also the clown firefighters, like they're just doing bits where the guy runs into the ladder and stuff, knocks all of the rungs out

with his chin. Incidentally, as my little favorite statistical thing to keep track of the time to uncle chop is twenty two minutes twenty one seconds because the count gets uncle chopped by earlier during the course of this uh... there's a lot of uncle chop some of this film it's very chock

high number more chop in a butcher that's right so uh... the gun the gun that the like the butler has goes off opens a secret passage which sandy dives into get stuck in there Everybody comes down. They they rescue her out of the secret passage to find that it's filled with treasures And this is why the count has been like selling everything off and like not Moving them out of the house is because he's trying to like track down this hidden treasure He and his wife like rekindle their love as you would because she is extremely It was the word? Avaricious I

Yeah, and they get the latter which has some like a little bit of a formula scribbled on it Some letters and numbers and symbols. It's like attached like an eight by ten glossy of the it's like clearly the actors head Four of these with a different a different bit of the formula and it's such a weird thing. I love to step down. I love to step down. My four step daughter's like signed eight by ten glossy headshots of me. Yeah, it's like, okay, it's like I'm dead now. Have you considered casting me?

It's like another movie. Signed in a silver pen style thing. Have you considered casting me in a hole in the ground? Yeah, for your consideration, my funeral. I'm finding a silver pen style thing. You're considered casting me in a hole in the ground. Yeah. For your consideration, my funeral. Playing the role of corpse. There's a lady character in the room. I'm wearing a corpse,

since I'm fucking auditioned. All right, can you give us a lying completely dead on the ground? Oh, beautiful. It's just a lying completely dead on the ground? Oh, beautiful. It's just like, I'm not fully dead at all the casting drugs. Like, shit! It's so good. Oh my god. No, can you do it again so we can make sure it wasn't a fluke, so they wheeled it back in

and it was like, my god, he's consistent. Oh, he's so good. But actually, what if we got a cis actor to do it instead, though? That would be... Absolutely. ...it would have been a little too well. Absolutely. ...but we'll just kind of, like're just sort of standing there, we're not

going to do anything, but we'll get to say he's there. So we're done, we're done in a little while. This is a little too well, we need a, we need a, we're not going to leave it at our hands. You still look like a corpse. Yeah, you know, you just don't look corpse enough for anything. We, you know, you don't have a voice like a corpse. Imagine you're getting passed up to act as a corpse by like a live guy. It's like, oh fuck sake. Diding Daniel Radcliffe just took that roll off of a fully dead guy.

Oh fuck you. You're like, spirit is going, how the hell did I not get down? So we're done in Rome, which means we have to go to the second city in Europe. We have to go to... Oh God! Jesus, fuck you. Yeah, we got to fuck you. London, don't we?

London. It's so weird that this movie thinks that London is cool. Because it's the thing, right? This is thes, right? Yeah, this is the thing. I think that this is the only time so far that an uncle film has felt like it's been in the 60s. Like a lot of them have felt like the 50s. Yeah, yeah.

This one is like, this is 1967 and it's the first one that feels like 60s. And so, the last one is... There's even a moment when the moment the long comes back and then 60s-ish. And so, the last one comes back, and then confronts him and says to Napoleon, and someone's like, it's cooler than Rome, isn't it? Mr. Surtler, and it's like, no. No one is. Yeah.

The only time in history that has been true was 1967. And Sandy is very into this. She's mad that she can't go out with more of this. No, this is London. This is where the action is. It's like, no, it's not. It's not. This is London.

What is that? It's where the action is. 67, nice first. She wants to go to Khanabee Street. You know? She's like, I need to buy a flat now and it will be worth so much money if it is. Meanwhile, in the background on a TV screen, we see the Lord Mayor's procession, which

is interrupted in the best possible way by a woman in a bikini as hijacked the Lord Mayor's coach. And hello, hello to this woman. Hello again. She extracts herself from this coach and causes a public outcry and she has to be like shielded by this police officer who I immediately recognize as Terry Thomas with a hyphen. Guy I love to see very important representation for British people with giant fucked up gaps

in our teeth. It's fantastic. Absolutely. This is such a stacked cast of like 60s guys. Like this is a really good job in this role, too, fair. I've not seen a cast of this stack since Spike It's right. Like I don't understand this. Just all these guys and I end up writing down everyone's names like holy shit, it's

fucking. It's telling us a lot. So this is Imogen, she's, she's daughter number two. I mean, she gets arrested and then at her hearing job. The thing about Imogen is that she is like the most sex positive woman who has ever lived. That is true. And the whole trial she is flirting with, the judge,

she's flirting with the cops. Terry Thomas does this like long monologue where he's like, it's, it's caught on the eye. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, yeah. caught my eye. Yeah, it's seen. Yeah. I approached the female gentleman who was wearing a bikini with a French and I proceeded in the direction of her tits as all this shit. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Except like weirdly aristocratic because that was Terry Thomas's vibe. And so he has this like fun thing where she calls him handsome and he's like, pointedly embarrassed on the stand, which is fun. But we gather that she's like a dancer in a model and she was doing this with publicity and is still doing it for publicity. And the judge is just like, that's your go to jail, fuck you. Judges like horny is illegal and she hits him with, Well, do you, does that mean that I have to be in jail?

To which the answer is yes, but for the fact that uncle sharp and Napoleon so I like spring so he like pays. It's a funny there's a funny moment where the judge says yes, he will go to jail and that's somebody here can you know unless you have a friend who can pay your bail and all the men in the court it means. It's like, it's like a policeman actually. I'll have it. The actor is Jill Ireland who was married to David McCallum at the time of filming. I'm not even a year later, I got to fall in the same year. And my child's broncin instead.

Well, maybe it's not a shame, maybe she wasn't nice to him, but like, damn, good work, David McCallum. They had three kids together. And say any funny to be like, hey, could you put my hot wife in the show that I'm on and make a video? Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Maybe it's not a shame, maybe she wasn't nice to him, but like damn good work David McCallum. They had three kids together And say any funny to be like hey, could you put my hot wife in the show that I'm on and make sure that it's clear? Hot about yeah, exactly You're telling me that this woman has had three children. That's right at the time Yeah, but yeah, yeah, two and an adopted one at the time of yeah, wow No, she looks fantastic. Exactly.

Yeah, for real. That's how it goes in half of each ocean. How the fuck that happens. But yeah, she takes solo and Kuryak into her work where she also lives because she's like a sort of disaster, like a horny disaster. That's right. And she works at the club that we saw in the opening sequence

with the same band playing the same song because they only had the budget for one song. This is where we get the all of the shots that they remixed into a title sequence from. Yeah. However, there is one detail I want to pick out here. There's a bunch of weird shit. There's a duck pond.

There's a duck pond. That's true. I wrote down why they got these regular ass ducks in the club, but then... There's something else as well. There's a cat. Like a regular ordinary cat. Shut up. Yeah. A regular ordinary black and white cat. Just a straight up cat cage.

Like a tiny bird cage suspended above the crowd. And every motherfucker is like Deliberately jostling it and the whole time they're doing that I'm like cat harmed cat Cat at the very least a disconcerted like visibly alarmed cat And this after was rob of won't beat it to death for shoe. After he got done with all the ducks. So they go into the dressing room and then I do have a matter. There's an order of operations after everything's seen based on how many. Do you have a letter from your father and she's like, I might have it somewhere.

And then Randolph's stepson is like, yo, what up? I'm the villain. I already peed you here because I'm the only competent villain thrushes ever had. We're not doing this fucking robot shit anymore. It's just me with a gun and the boys That's right and the boys show off the boys The boys have changed that look Like he's completed all of their loyalty quest and so what they have is a slightly pallet swapped version of their outfits

Where everything is the same except they've changed from a red shirt to a yellow shirt. Yeah. Show that they're serious. That's right. By the way, I didn't realize it at this point but these are the karate killers. These are for titular karate killers. Yeah, apparently, yeah. Apparently. I'm like, I don't know. None of them do karate at any point.

No. Pretty sure. Didn't get a good look at them. Pretty sure they're white. Yeah, karate. As a way Do Karats Fuck you to lot your last two it next should be telling me why people are muscle announced ridiculous

But so they get out into the That's a joke or a fetish. That's just a bit. That's right. That's right. They get out into the club The fight spills out the band stops playing and this is my favorite thing that that Herbert Lomb does in this whole movie. He pulls a gun and he goes, no, you keep playing the 60s sunshine pop. You beach boys motherfuckers. This doesn't concern you. You continue as normal. Yeah, he's like, keep playing and I like, okay. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh where he jams a dude's face onto the strings of a guitar. And we get a shot of the dude's like his face

covered in blood like reeling and it's like, ow. Music wasn't that bad. Wow. So like, and these guys, I can't stress enough, the band is every mother's son. It's a bit like the beach boys, but worse. And meanwhile, solo is doing fucking Gigi Allen shit to this guy's face

with a guitar string. They have one song, by the way, it was they've been playing on a loop for it is quite clearly played in first leg. Hello, Soho, this is come on down to my boat, open up this fucking pit. This is the point, right? Okay, so they eventually get the picture because one of the other dancers just like hands it to Sally and her's like, Sandy and say, okay, enjoy this. This is the device that you need to end the scene now.

She goes, oh. And it's got a different bit of the formula, right? That's right. And Jill, I've got a bloody name, what's the name of a fan director? No, the other last image in, image in, image in, the stack of the policeman. Yeah, she flirts with the police officer again, and that's the end of a scene. And this is the point where I'm like, oh, this is like a samurai movie, right? Because all that's happening, this is like a western. They're just, they're just going to a location, meeting some guys who need help helping them and then moving on. Yeah, genuinely. It's just like

four little vignettes. It's side quests. Yeah, I'm kind of globetrotting adventure. And so the next one, the next one is in the ski lodge from OSS Saudi set. yeah, what kind of choice is this? Austria, I want to say. Do you know, number three, Ivonne is getting getting made out with by none other. I double take fully a double take. A man we last heard saying, observe Mr. Button, the instruments of Armageddon, but now he's horny

and cool. I actually just believe this is Bill and Origin's story for Watt Blowfeld's, but this is fucking Stromburg. Yeah, it's Cardiurgans. It's Cardiurgans, yeah. Like what? It's not just that I'm a Stromburgans. Yeah.

So they're making out and then he stops or he goes, he's by the way. He's much older than her, by the or he goes he's by the way, much older than her by the way. Oh yeah, yeah. By the way, I'm married. Yeah. And she slaps him. Mommy don't know Daddy's getting out of the body shop doing something unholy. Yeah. And this is the thing, right? Polly Amory. This is before Polly Amory was invented. So you had to do ablism instead of that. So he says, my wife, I'm married. You know, my wife is helpless in the lid.

He's not getting the good invalid pussy, and therefore... Jesus. Jesus Christ. Normal, it's regular. He considers himself to be doing nothing wrong. She, however, does, and she leaves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she likes to...

You know, what kind of girl do you think I am? I'm out of here. Mm-hmm. She skis away, which is the best way to break up with someone. Yeah, he says to her, you can't do it listeners. So does England. Yeah. In his like last ditch effort to try to save this failed affair,

he goes, listen, you broke ass bitch, you can't afford your clothes, you're living in this hotel room, but you're not paying for why don't you just let me fucking pay for it, how about that? And she goes fuck you and all she rode in on other skis and you get that you rode in on fuck. And out of here. Yeah. It's great.

He wants to be a sugar daddy basically. He obviously, you know, I'll give you an account of all the stores in town, you have whatever you want, because I'm really rich. And she's like, no, I'm not that kind of girl. Get wrecked. Doesn't sound that bad being like a kept woman, like a sort of Austrian ski resort. Oh, I mean, that's fucking great. Like, get a lot of like very, very hot, very alcoholic drinks. Yeah. A lot of burpees. But listeners, if you're in a position to offer me this,

please write in. Oh, I think, yeah, I think you are listening to that reverie. That's a critical level of podcast derailment. My favorite decent, I may have mentioned this when we did the spy who loved me, but I looked this up, Kurt Jorgens, first of all, not a Nazi seemingly, which we may have claimed that he was when we did

Spy Who Love Me. He got imprisoned for anti-Nazi sentiments at the end of the world. Oh, wow. That's like, does Channel Opposite of what we said? Yeah, yeah. But on the other hand, he also once had a near death experience where he claimed that he had died and gone to hell. And the Wikipedia is, the Wikipedia page just drops that in there just like,

yeah, he was, he was in time prison for a bit. Maybe that's why he stopped being an arse, you know, he got, he got scroogeed. Yeah. I think it was like after it was like long post-war, he had a heart attack and he was like, he fucking thought he went to hell. I, Kerdiogan's is dead now. Yeah, he's not in hell. Yeah. I really hope he's not to hell. I, Kodi Ogens is dead now. And he's not in hell. Yeah. I really hope he's not in hell. Most people when they have that near death experience, they definitely do the eye-died and went to heaven,

but I don't think I've ever saw something like, she's had a near death experience and I went to hell. Oh my god, I know. I could have been like John Constantine of the two. I could have been like, I could have been like, oh that's a team up baby. Yeah so,

Okay, I'll go into the fucking four arm tattoos. Yeah, doing that thing to that cap from the scene from me. So this sister, Ivonne, she goes back to the hotel where she is immediately intercepted by her but long wearing a gay little scarf. Yeah, I love the gay little scarf. I paid your hotel bill, which you like to do me a favor? There's a fun of it where he says, I want a very special photograph

and she says he should talk to my sister in London. She goes in for that sort of thing. He says, no, no, no, no. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like, oh yes, yeah, he did. And so it's in my hotel room and he goes, no, it's not. I've already searched it. Yeah, it's in my bag, which I fucking left in Stronberg, shall I when I broke up with him. And he's like, let's go there right now. Yeah.

Meanwhile, I mean, while Stronberg and Eucalyodians, it's like, I've got one last thing to do. I'm going to put on my silly little Alps hat and my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, settled. And then he's like, no. Yeah, he really wants to be a lot of us. And he goes to the bar, starts like knocking back cognac. He understands this that she's been like two-timing him with the other old rich dudes. And he's like, oh, god damn it, a bitch is man.

Solo and Courier can come in, Solo tries the same bit on the same guy, where he's like, oh, I pay for this woman's hotel room and the guy has to tell him, oh, you're two dudes have already told me that. That's not the last time. It's so good. He's like, down, that pussy must be amazing. You will find one of them in Haling, Kanye.

So I walked out of desk and I got some questions about the girl in room 402 and he's like, would you like to pay her bill as well? Yeah. Just so good. Yeah. Two guys lay it, You're just so cute. You're two guys late, buddy.

Fucking so funny. So Solo goes to the bar where Stromburg is like a drinking. And I write down at this point, I don't know how they got a regular as bowl of popcorn at the Alpine ski lodge bar because they really do. It's like a big movie bowl of popcorn and like so

it just takes a handful of popcorn and he's like so ever hear about women women are funny that's his line is just like do you remember women yeah and John books just like oh it's just two time in me and like and then so I was like where is she now and he's like I don't fucking know. It's tough like it's dude, so good. He's like properly like he's got his cognac. He's in his like, sad boy mode. He's like, women, they find out you're married and then they're just, they're just gone.

Unbelievable. One day she's wrapped up. No, I'll figure it out. And then she finds out that I'm not married to an invalid and she's like, he is acting on all of this. The intensity of like a man who has seen and believed he is going to hell. Don't like it.

He does a really good job in this. I think it's before we took this as better than it was in James Bond. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, we get more actors to think that they're going to. We need to send more actors to like time prison. Well, hold on. I don't think my before is going to be improved by seeing a glimpse of my turtle fate. I don't know.

It's only a near death experience. Hold still. I only went to hell when I sold my soul for seven years, fame fortune and transition. How many years into that? I'm too into it. I've got five left. So, meanwhile, back at the shall I, Randolph is hitting a woman, his favorite part, son. Yeah, he loves to slap a woman, and he's doing it. And she's like, I don't know where the thing is,

it was in my bag, my bag was just here. Meanwhile, the boys, Strangberg, Tromburg, and Solo and Courier, the boys, Strandberg, Tromburg and Solo and Kuryak and have all teamed up, all put on differently fucked ski goggles. That's fucking right. You're one of the rubber vores, he's like, he's a discie matrix. There's so many glasses. There's so many things to like make this like a like funny visually. It's gonna be, we're really gonna struggle

to choose episode out of this one. I really think. And thrush the tack on skis. Yeah, thrush show up with the most fucked balaclavas I've ever seen. The Karate Killer's bracket skis. Skying towards you at a weapon with skiing pace. This is a fucked fit they've got on this one.

This one is unbelievable. It's like, it's a full black body suit, basically with red piping. It's like a skull looking ass ski mask, except in, if you imagine a ski mask, it looks like a skull. You're gonna imagine like white or anything like that. No, no, all black, but just like a skull. You're gonna imagine like white or anything like that. No, no. All black, but it's just like a big flap over the mouth that looks like the the jaw of a skull. Fantastic. It's cool. Yeah. Sick. At this point, it is.

Stronger corals. It breaks. Breaks off from the ski corals. You're while solo and courier are kind of fighting. He's like, I gotta go rescue. I gotta rescue this girl. Bustin. Herbert Lomasmer's like, alright, why are you here? Do you have the thing? I will slap this woman several more times. Where is her bag? And he's like, oh shit, I left it in the hotel bar. And I'm like, what the fuck say?

Herbert Lommer's like, oh, fuck, and just immediately leaves. Yeah. He's like, oh, damn it. He's fucking pitiful. Well, at which point, we see Sandy picking up the case in the bar. Also, Seanberg then goes to Comfort Ivon, and he's like, he reveals that he's been doing

the classic double reverse fake marriage bluff. He's like, I have a real life. I was just testing you. Because he's like, I didn't mean to be by you. He's like, what interested in me for my money? Because I'm the richest guy in town. And like, that's why I offered to make you, you know, a kept woman and I buy you all these first and stuff because I needed to tempt you to know that you were really interested in me. Small question. A test that both Abby and I would fail. Why then is he drew it to, but

sadly about this, where no one can see him. He's lying. Because I think in this moment, I think, yeah, he's like, I'm going to kill my wife later. He's in a habit of gun. I think it's because he's like, he realizes that, well, because when he, he is that her bill's been paid, he thinks, oh, she was actually playing me. She's just like sleeping around. I guess she really was, you know, because he said I came down here ready to confess and propose to her, but I found her bills already been paid by some other Jackass. And so I was like, women are funny.

Well, women are funny. Sandy just takes the fucking thing, gets on the ski lift with it. And then the uncle jet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they go to Austrian Airport, which is very clearly in California, and they have a little like a little lear jet or something, with the Uncle logo on it, which is very funny in itself,

but more funny when you remember that Uncle's logo is a globe with Napoleon's solo standing next to it. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. On the logo and he's only number 11. This dude's not even the first agent We have a's on the fucking logo. It's like how do you sleep about that? I'm not sure. His logo was just John Connery's face They should do that they should make that their logo Would explain how everyone knows perfectly like has a perfect 3D model of James Bond's head if that was MI6's-

The probably on Solo is like the face of Uncle, right? Everyone knows who he is. He's on the campus. I'm trying to be secret, I think, which they put it on the, but anyway, they get on the jet. Solo, really. I like this moment, I really like this moment,

because all throughout the film, Herbert Lombard's been that one step behind them, but now they get on the jet, Solo, I like this moment. I really like this moment, because all throughout the film, Herbert Lomb has been that one step behind them, but now they get on the jet, and I go, okay, we're gonna fly to see the next daughter. And Herbert Lomb comes out of the pilot's fucking a booth office, cabin. Booth, cabin, cabin. Come on, cabin.

He comes out of the captain's, a captain's, a captain's, we're gonna be calling him a booth. The pilot's, bridge. We're now on. He was, the captain's the pilot bridge Chambers I yeah What up your fight alarm nice nice Yeah, it literally like vamps of me. He's like, I lumb. Nice, nice. Yeah, literally like vamps of me, he's like,

I do want some coffee or tea, it's really funny. And it's he chicken or fish, but it's so, uh-huh. We then cut to all three of them tied together in sort of like, de-soulter refashion. Well, he explains that basically, you gotta tell us where the thing is otherwise Sandy is gonna experience there is a weird page break in the shooting script here. The pleasures of free fall. Free fall.

Oh, I Sandi will experience the pleasures of free for, kill bonds. Kill bonds. Now. He was going to say free fall in one word, but he got distracted by thinking about whether it's like a captain's booth. So, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that will be a River Dead show. It was just so low. Yeah, so low and the Karate killers experience the pleasures of free fall. Yeah, they jump out. It's really, really good. Yeah, and then Solo has to like untie himself and open channel D to Waverly, he like tells them.

They manage to untie themselves and then they get into the captains more than him and they manage to land the plane. They glide it in to an out. To an unknown captain. Yeah, they got that guy into the the captain's office. Yeah. Yeah.

So then we go back to New York City and Emma is like, Yeah, it's the show of New York that looks like shit for the first time in this movie. Like an hour in. And Emma's like, well boys, we fucked it because the thrush have three of the photos and the fourth one, we were gonna send you to Rio,

but there wasn't enough budget in the film. So actually, the Dortren Rio, Dortren Rio has like published it in a newspaper like as a photo of her famous father. And now Thresh got it. So they've got the whole formula. They've got the whole formula, but we've got the whole formula too. And we've asked our boys to have a fucking proper

Brain think about it Um formula doesn't make any fucking sense. No absolute nonsense, but the letters What it does have less is in it. Yeah, most less rearranged to spell Japanese lullaby and I was like I love those guys on Spotify. Yeah And they're like, Sandy, you know, he said only you would know the truth. So what is Japanese Lullaby? And she's like, I have no fucking idea. And Sandy goes,

and they're like, No clue, throws up her hands. It's like, fuck. It's so exact. So they cut over to like, they cut over to thrush center

or were like all of the boys and fucking like, Randolph, all staring at me like, shit. What the fuck does that mean? The fuck is in Japanese? And you can see it's like a whiteboard where they've gone and like moved each individual lesser

with an arrow, it's really funny, they've been there for fucking hours. They're always just, they're like, well I never thought I'd say this boys, but I'm glad they aren't dead. And then they all just walk out of the door. Yeah, we're gonna go kidnap them again, lots. Let's go, Let's go.

Yeah, so they're driving Sandy to her father's house and then the thrush motorcycle display team attack. These cariah killers have done everything it's possible to do except cariah at this point. Yeah, at some point they're gonna like do Thai Cuando and you're just gonna be like, fucking, are we a moving background car chase yeah we do

one of the memes one of the memes climbs on board the car and has to like fight solo and career this guy this karate killer fucking cronstein was there because he does the same thing that James Bond does when he gets in a helicopter which is he immediately attacks the person who is operating the speeding vehicle. Yes, he does.

He does. He's not a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge.

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He's a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge. He's a punge. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. And this works, like they're able to force the car off the road, knock everybody unconscious, and then Lom shows up in a wood-panelled station wagon, which he still manages to kind of serve it. Like, he pulls to a stop and he's like, yeah, great. He gets milthussy in this thing. It's so good. He rolls up to it. He sees. He's a plastic on the seats.

That's how much milk puts in his guy. Oh my God. He rolls up and he lets, like, he takes Sandian. He takes Ilian. He looks at Napoleon so are completely dead on the back seat and is like, ah fuck it, we don't have room for him. And then just try it away. I'm not important.

I love it when they just leave Solo. Like every fucking uncle villain just keeps being like, ah, whatever this guy's useless, fuck it. Yeah. So we then see that as, as Avi said earlier, a henchman is slapping the shit out of Sandy. Lom stops him and is like, these crude methods are quite unnecessary. And then starts slapping. He's like, she's getting slapping. He's like, stop, Jesus Christ, stop. No, no, like this, like this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in it. Come on. It's like, no, you're gonna do it open.

The rest is like an elbow. Elbow. The nails, like, no, you want to bring it off for God's sake. Okay, so you want to get it on the cheek. Like, you're going too far. You don't want to leave, like, yeah, that's not good. We're open long. Yeah, very safe, safe, sane and consensual herb at long.

Yeah, good to have a chocolate afterwards, like. Uh-huh, so low as like. If we did episode tiles, I would want to call this one safe saying in the consensual herb at long, sadly. Yeah. Yeah. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so So to wake up steal a motorcycle and like follow the track towards them. I have the worst thing it's possible to hear, which is, her volume is talking to Sandy and Sandy.

It's like, what are you going to torture me? And her volume goes, not you. And if you can see, they go, oh, God. It's like, again, they're talking about me. And they put him on the worst fucking thing I've ever seen. Yeah, I love this thing. This thing is the ice stabbing machine. It's actually, it's a great commentary on the West. It's like gluttonous appetite for stabbed ice. We all get like, it is a machine with a fail but angled upwards that takes big blocks of ice and then sort of

half guillotine's them with a block of wood that has like nails driven through it. Like a pitch fork is the end of a pitch fork and it just stabs the ice. Additionally, there's a lot there's a wide angle shot and you can see that this is operated by what is clearly just like a desperately fraying hairy rope that's operated by someone off screen just pulling it and letting it go and pulling it and it's perfect. It is that like also just roll off the conveyor belt, how difficult is that? It's like a really narrow conveyor belt.

They only got like three shots of it working right ever. So you get like a load of repeated footage of it stabbing into the eyes. I mean, it's so beautifully shit. I cannot impress you. What is the market for this stab die? They're just breaking the eyes in a smaller bit. You see, the eyes stabbing, it doesn't work. Like it just, it's just a nice,

it's some holes in it. It's like half stabs one big block and then the block tumbles off down and you're like, what the fuck? And then it's second one, they're like, they're like, they're like, holding the block in place so it can start stabbing it more effectively.

So they put them on the conveyor belt. So they put them on the conveyor belt. So they put them on the conveyor belt. So they put them on the conveyor belt. So they put them on the conveyor belt. So they put a big ice machine in the middle of it that like does weird shit. It's like, just give me some fucking ice.

They put them on the thing. and eventually this forces Sandy to go like in clear desperation. I don't fucking know what a Japanese Lullaby is and this prompts her but long to deliver the funniest fucking line in the whole movie. You will remember in Japan. We're going to Japan then. Get on the plane. Right at this point I'm right. You will remember in Japan.

At which point I write down there better be some fucking Karasi there. No. No. But it is not. No. But she says that my father had like an old colleague, a scientist in Japan, maybe it's something to do with that and he's like, cool, good enough for me. So they leave in Japan.

They leave Elya on the conveyor belt, obviously, but Sarah rescues him, obviously. Obviously. And then we go to Japan where we... The racist music questions are racist music. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not that important. Yeah, yeah, sorry. It's not that important. Yeah, it's like, what is it, fucking xylophone, I think? Something like that.

But a lot of like individual high notes, sorry, you know, yeah. And she's like being driven around Tokyo. And she's like, yeah, essentially, Lomas like name any Japanese. There is a there is a karate killer in the passenger seat and the driver seat. Her but Lomas in the back staring absolutely dead eyed straight at Sunday and going we have been driving around Tokyo for four hours. Name any Japanese man you can think of. And she's like, God, I just don't quite remember.

He's like, you have standardish Japanese person. They go to a public place, because she thinks, oh, maybe I remember, there's a guy who's like a scientist or something Marine scientist, but she gives him the slip in the crowd and there's a quite a fun moment where she's like in desperation Pleads with this group of Japanese women who are walking past and it's like no, please hide with these people are like You know after me and they appear to not comprehend and then one of them just goes, yeah, okay Sure, sit with us. What's I care for you? It's just quite this like sweet moment She's like, oh teeny-bopper you sitting with us, what's I care about you? This is quite this like sweet moment. Just like, oh, teeny bopper, you stick with us.

Like, yeah. The loyalty of like girls and club bathrooms at like 3 a.m. They immediately like adopt her as their own. Um, which is fun. I've read books about this happening. Mm-hmm. And they take her home and I was like, hey, I like this. It's not racist.

And then my next note is never mind in all caps because they take her to their home, which is a gaysha house because their gaysha, these women who do not look this woman, but additionally is Chinese. This is Irene Sue, a Chinese American actress. It just, again, to the producers, name any Japanese person right now. Do it. I was like, I'd do his Chinese America. What about you?

Okay, great. Fine. Whatever. And they engage her in what I can only define as forced gaysure vacation. They forced them a cis woman, which... Yeah. I got a Tumblr ask about someone doing that with their partner

and I'm like, that's the funniest shit I've ever had. I sold that and I was like, hmm, interesting. But anyway, to hide her, they say, well, she's like, I've got to hide and she's like, okay. Step one. You train hard and hard. become a gaysher. Oh, it all comes fucking full circle, doesn't it? She's, I love this shit.

So as she's, as she's getting gaysified, she's like trying to contact Uncle and she's also telling them, hey, some foreigners are gonna like chasing me and I'm in like serious danger. And so this woman she's talking to is like, yeah, okay, fine, don't worry about it. We'll sort it. At this point, there aren't able to get anyone from Uncle because, you know, the phone directory can't find an organization that has its logo of its dude on its jet. Yeah, she's like just called uncle. She's like, do you know how many like fucking uncles there are in like the USA? Anyway, Solo and Elia arrived because Uncle

do in fact track her down. And we learn a bit about Elia because yeah, this is a really good to throw away line from you. So they come in so I was baffled by all of the strange and exotic things of the east and he goes, oh this is our first time in a gaysian house and Ilya just goes speak for yourself. Yeah. Which I like. Yeah, really good. And it raises the prospect of weeb Ilya because he then also incorrectly explains to

solo what a hike who is. Yeah, really good. This is a good episode for learning things about Euia, actually, because earlier on, when they walk into the counts house, and like everything's been stripped bare, everything's been sold, it's this very grand house, but everything's been taken out of it. So look, it looks around and raises

Cybra and Euia goes, reminds me of home. Yeah, it's interesting. It's really nice. It's like two open holes in the floor. Yeah, it's really good. The other interesting thing is holes in the floor. Yeah. It's really good. The other interesting thing is that the guys who are speaking in like broken English at this point and this is surprisingly good because we know

she speaks better English than this. And the movie is like fairly explicit that this is like a client facing deployment of like racism, right? Yeah, I wrote down like genuinely find this to be not quite as racist as it could have been because they're clearly like playing it up to take advantage. I wonder how much of that was a surprise. And how much of that was the actress going, okay.

Yeah. I can kind of make do something clever with this here. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So it's hard to know. Either way, it is clever. But they sit them down and they're like trying to like, obviously, weigh lay them. They're like, oh, yeah, Sandy's in the back. You just have some tea, don't worry about it too much.

And weigh lay them into a tea ceremony at the start of which they like, bonk them over the back of the head with steel fans, knocking them perfectly unconscious. I just wanna clarify, I really realize. I've just mentally pictured the kind of response I get to. I don't mean that it's not racist to portray Japanese people as playing up

in order to take advantage of these two white guys. That's definitely racist. What I mean is the framing of this scene is such that we're supposed to think that Napoleon and Ilya are stupid for. Like you said, it's on the movie. It's interesting. It's interesting. It's about them. The movie has already shown us that these characters are capable of not doing this. What's unfortunate is that the Witch KJB host as racist this week spotlight has been rotating this whole time. I'm afraid it's now stuck pointing in your direction. Well, there's nothing else for it. Oh, I'm really never thought the wow, okay, wow.

You're sad to come out in post, thanks. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think there's a lot of historical reasons for why what you said was not. But Devon, I do want to invite you onto my stream to talk to you and challenge your views. Yeah, we're going to have a really productive conversation, I think, about this. Trans rights. Yeah, yeah. Trans rights. So, I'm sorry, Devon.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Clara. This is too good. Trans community has a different community. It's forgiven, Devon. That's someone ended up, please. Can we trust them? No. So at this point, after getting knocked on concert

with the fans, was that the fucking Karasi? Yeah. Please tell me that was not the Karasi. But Sandy comes in as like, oh no, not these. Sandy, break his Gays. Like these are my boys. Yeah. Oh shit, these are my boys.

And they're like, oh fuck, we just, oh, we just probably knocked these guys out just now. Oh. But so they wake them back up and they report into Waverly whom Ilya describes to Agesha as big Zaybatzu number one. Yeah. He's a weeb. He's a weeb.

He's very enamored with Japanese culture and understands precious little about it. Yeah. It's great. But anyway, then they kind of do remember who this old colleague of her father's was. Yeah, and like he's a monk or a beggar. Yeah, he's a scientist. He's not quite clear on the distinctly. He was a scientist. He quit science so they could become a beggar. And he was sent the formula by the scientist, dude, Dr. True, because he couldn't be tempted

by gold, because he's like run out, he's like, you know, vow of poverty. And he hid the formula and he gives it to Uncle and is immediately killed by her belong. Yeah, her belong shows up with. I genuinely was not sure if these were the same guys just finally at long last in Karasi mode or if you had got all new Karasi guys,

but he has the Karasi killers in karate mode, or if you had got all new karate guys, but he has the karate killers, and they are finally prepared to do something approximating karate. And there's a really good moment when she just just before, where her bitlong turns up and he has a gun, and the beggar scientist guy goes and is like, you can't bring a weapon here, like this is a sacred temple, this is a house of peace in her bitlong, just like emotionally guns hit down in co-blood, and it's like, you know, you can't bring a weapon here like this is a sacred temple This is a house of peace and her but long just like

Emotionlessly guns it down in co-blood and it's like fuck this guy's the best villain uncle's had like fuck mr. Alexander Doing like incomprehensible fucking crimes like based around gas like this is just Herbal mom is fucking shit up more than any Using only a gun and four dudes shit up more than any villain is but you're using only a gun and four dudes That's right. Long knows where his keys are I will be using this a shorthand henceforth for every villain who has their shit together Long knows where his keys are

Going like he's not fucking keep when people are gonna get amnesia. He's just got a gun and four big dudes and sometimes we need that's all you need. By the way, this this guy's played by Philip on who is a Korean American actor. Name any Japanese person. Infinite gold name. What is what he was extremely prolific. So it's not unreasonable. actor name any Japanese person. Infinite gold name. What? What? What?

He was extremely prolific. So it's not unreasonable. He was cast on the merits of him as an actor. Sure. But fine. But name a Japanese. Yeah. So to my nose say the karate killers, I presume.

And there is a fact that the karate killers, their karate is so strong that neither solo nor koryakana able to resist them. They're like kicking motherfuckers with their legs, which is something that they're totally unprepared for. And they get owned, run off their feet, he takes the formula and he kidnaps all of them. Yeah. And he's like, because I respect you as enemies, I'm going to show you how you you get owned before I kill you. We've been to so many locations. We've been to the final location. We've been Italy, London, Austria, America, Japan, and now, where the fuck are we? The South Pole. That's right. The

whole of us can't. Yeah. The central mountains of madness. They're like the anti-Santa. South and evil. Tell you what, Thrush Central Complex is going to get fucked by climate change apart from anything else. And it shows up in the South Pole. That'll be great. Yeah, there's land at the South Pole. There's just ice at the North. It'll be really valuable land in two and a half years. It'll be the only inhabitable land. That's right.

Oh, great. And we did. You know, buying apartment there now, um, yeah. Get it on the ground floor, buying apartment on a research. It's quite a commute into central London from the same home as it is. I mean, it's like zone four, isn't it?

Yeah. So, you know, it's bad, but it's bad. It's like zone five or some shit. Like, the really weird zone. The London census data, they're like, oh, there's a, but it's bad. It's like zone five or some shit, like the really weird, so it's the first. Yeah, it's a london sensor stator. They're like, oh, it's a weird number of trans women living in Antarctica.

Hey, we win that. So he shows them this polar base, which is like clearly a real polar base. And then we move to the sound stage where they're just driving a perfectly regularized van across the ice base. Yeah, sick. It's like, I like this van.

I like it a lot. Everyone's wearing a giant fur coat, which looks fucking sick. And they've done it, they've cracked the formula. They're like, yo, we're gonna make infinite gold. It's gonna be cool. Elias like, won't that cause inflation? And, and her but-lums like, I've spoken to quasi-quarting and I'm pretty sure it won't.

And, it's like, you got a, you got a good answer of this? No. Take them to the prison yeah take them to the fuck up no it won't yeah but I won't be getting an infinite supply of gold drive down the price of gold as a commodity versus no most financial literal

monetarists so they put them in jail to be fair it's what they're doing with diamonds at the moment. It's a nice jail, so very, very austere. And they're being like watched on camera. And Sandy is mad because she's like a child, right? She's mad at Solo and Courier who are just putting their feet up. And we, the viewer, meant to intuit from this and sort of the irony with the drop

I saw the episode with that like, they're gonna do some shit. They're just, they've done it enough times that they wanna be comfortable first. And my favorite detail of this is they fire up the big CCTV thing. Lomm looks at them. And so, I just goes,

but Lomm asks, do you have any complaints? And so, Lomm goes, we haven't been showing him many yet. And he, he like makes a lunch order in the fucking base. It's great. Yeah, it's really. The illegal orders, kippers, which like, man after my own heart, I love kippers.

He knows what he wants. He wants a mosojoice. Yeah, that's fucking weird. That's weird. Kippers in champagne. Oh, yeah, skip is a tomato joys. Yeah, yeah. Oh, jo's fucking weird. That's weird. Kip is in champagne. Oh, yes, Kip is a tomato Joyce. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yes.

Tomato Joyce. Say. Kip is a whole whole whole time they are like obviously working towards an escape while telling her, no, that's fine, just give up. With their backs to the camera, they dissolve Napoleon's shoelaces in vinegar from the salad dressing. Again, everything an uncle agent wears is like, contact or something. It's like a direct reference to that even. Decochulase. Fuck.

Like, Sandy January is like, don't you have, like, something hidden in the stitching of your tie and he goes, not on this mission. Which is like, fair enough to not wear the deck to a cold necklace every time you go out. If I was capturing Uncle Agent, I would just confiscate their clothes. Yeah.

Yeah. Got him nude. It's a blast. There's two benefits to it. Hey, see him nude. David McCart. Oh. Me.

I can't escape. But then they escape. I really like the irony here. It's really funny. Yeah. And this is the thing. The last 10, 15 minutes of this movie, I genuinely really enjoyed it. Finally nailed the endings.

Like, because this is traditionally the point of the book. I'm just like, okay, whatever. They do bits like they they're luring guards around corners with lines like I just escaped. Can you show me the best way to get out of here? They're like, there's a fantastic bit where one of them like one of the guards loses a fight. It's beaten up. He's like doubled overhunching and David McCallum goes back and gives him a second uncultured shot to not get my con.

So he runs off camera, runs back on big chop. So fun. It's like, we're already killed this motherfucker. We get the gunfight every time Sandy stands off off the side screaming But I don't mind it as much because she is like basically playing a kid so Like this is the thing my problem with like 60s movies and 60s and such is that like it makes women into like act like children It's less weird here because everybody is like talking about what a kid she is. Yeah

Meanwhile, they're firing up the big gold machine, and the danger needle is rising. The danger needle makes a return. To 10,000 danger, the magic number. Yeah. Once it hits 10,000 and one danger, the base blows them. So, so, Eliwa and the boys, they'd like sabotage the thing, and there's a big fight and a gun fight.

And then they infiltrate the gold plant, and they, they set it to like explode mode. Yeah. And then her the long runs in, and he, and he's like puts his hand in the machine, and it's like, it's working, it's working, like, gold, look at all this gold, and it explodes, and he gets covered in glitter and dies. Which fantastic way to go. He gets too deep in, too, greatly. Yeah, so Shane happens to us all.

Yeah, he does. At this point, at this point, we get one of our beloved little epilogues, where it's a classic, everybody gets married ending. Yeah, a classic Shakespearean ending to a comedy. Yeah, everyone gets married. So low, Kuriyakhan, Sandy, one of the gayshares, wavily because he loves going to weddings. They all go to London, where Imogen is marrying Terry Thomas, Ivonne is marrying Stromburg,

and the Count and Countess are like... Renewing Never-House. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, Uncle was paid for all of their weddings and it all came out and glad that that's the classic. Yeah, they have a cute moment at the end with a sale. I'll gather Uncle paid for the ceremony and then somebody says,

well, yeah, of course, if you can't get the father of the bride, the next best thing is, oh no, cool. Yeah, they both like finish a line together, and then Waverly is like, quite right. And then takes a photo of the bride and it's like, wow, there you go. It's a match. It's like, they're probably gonna have to end the movie

without Waverly just being like, I'm gonna die soon. Yeah, I think this is a genuine, like, high note for the series. I mean, there's just a bunch of people. for the series. I really like this. There's some really enjoyed it. Yeah. It was just fun to watch. It was getting better.

Yeah, I'm afraid so. So. They understand that the best part of all of the movies you watch thus far is someone gets assassinated, wavily goes, eh, how to daughter. And then solo drops off and we get to introduce the cast of characters. So we just did it four times in a row and it was fucking great. Yeah, great script, go set up, set up, set up, set up, ending. Beautiful.

Prisland, ending it one. One, one. But we have a science-based race in system-on-the-sportcast. Yeah. It's called the Scum system. It stands for SMAM Cultural and Sensitivity, Unprovoked Violence and Misogyny. SMAMI is the Karate Killers. It is pretty pleased with itself in Mermits, where SMAMI is the soul of a laveston, but

I go, we should just sort of escape in an agnostic way. It's like, okay. That's a high smum. The thing is, I really enjoy a high smum movie sometimes. This is a great example of how a high smum content does not necessarily mean it's unenjoyable. Yes, that's true. I would put this at basically,

largely off of the last 20 minutes, I would put this at about five or six. I've got five, yeah. Yeah, you five? I can see that, all right.. I've got five. Yeah. You five? I can see that. All right. Cultural insensitivity. Well, we got a lot of cultures

be sensitive to in rapid succession. Only to be allowed Italian and Japan. Yeah. Chinese. And Korean and English. And whenever they're on screen, sort of like vaguely These are Chinese and Korean and Gaces. And whenever they're on screen, sort of like vaguely Japan-themed music is playing.

I mean, I do like what Dev pointed out that it does kind of show us that the Gaces house is a bit of a performance for the sake of the guests, which I'm like, okay, that's like, cleverer than usual. And like, you know, I do like the moment where it appears as if we're gonna get like a moment where the Japanese people don't understand what Sandy's saying

and then they just speak like perfect English. I'm like, okay, you kind of aware of this a little bit. Yeah, they're trying to play against this sort of pro. Yeah. How successfully they pull it off, it's not my place to say, but they are aware of it and trying. Yeah, and I don't know how much of that is like the movie and how much is like Irene Sue and others like doing this single handedly, but I think either way they have like clawed

it back down to something like in the level of like, oh I don't know. Four, maybe? Four or five? Five. Dev. I don't know. I mean, I think. I was fasting vote here. I think, yeah, I think five. Okay. Okay. And unprovoked violence. Well, unprovoked violence. No, the skim system, the unprovoked violence

in this movie, solo fucking matches the dudes face up with guitar string. Self-trance. But it's a pretty big escalation of violence, relative to everything else that's happening. It is, but well, I don't think that Phil asked us to accept at any point that any of the violence the heroes do is good. Yeah, slapping women is bad. That's like the mark of a bad guy. It seems pretty low to me. Yeah, I'm struggling to recall any moments where it's just like this violence is good and okay.

One, two. Yeah, one, yeah. Right. And misogyny. Misogyny. Well, again, women, children, right, or women love money, or women like sex for their advantage yeah yeah I feel it's quietly one of the higher ones we've had yeah like only pretty much only Evan is like the only one who has like any death and it's weird because she's just like one of the

sisters I think it's it's not as bad as it could be in the sense that like, you know, mentioned as ever using Kim Derby for this. It's like, oh, this is a child coded adult woman, but still pretty bad. I could see my way to like a sick. Yeah, I think I could too. That gives us a total score of 17, which is pretty middle of the road for Uncle. Pretty solid.

I think it's definitely the best made Uncle film we've had so far. It's the one I've enjoyed the most. I just want to say it's quite with my face, it's still. I had fun with this one. It did start to lose me again at the end, but I'm not entirely sure how much that was the movie and how much that was my own personal.

I think this one is definitely lifted by the cast. I want to see more Herb at Lone movies, whether that's the pink Panther or the lady killers or something like that. I want to see Herb at Lone and all stuff. This has been the Karasi killers. We're now up to the next one's going to be the penultimate man from Uncle Movie, which is going to be the helicopter spy. No from Uncle movie, which is going to be the helicopter spine. No, I'm sorry, no, we've got the helicopter spies, then we've got how to steal

the world, which is the one that my brother wants to come on. The 15 years later. 15 years later, fair. No, it's not a feature film. What is it then? It's an episode, isn't it? It's like a made for TV episode. Can we do it anyway? Yeah, of course. Go on if I know what happens to them. Yeah, then we've got that, and we've got to mark the modern from uncle. Oh, you're right I forgot about the modern cancellation one. Yeah, oh, yeah, the approaching 100% cancellation rate man from uncle 2015 right That's right. The next one is the helicopter spies. Do we have any Cromstein's good nights things of this nature to all. Yeah, Cronsteen's about a cross-killer who attacked the driver. Yes, like Karate kill a number 20, who just fucking jumps onto the car.

No good nights that I can think of. No, I don't think so. A Brian Cox is either. All right, perfect. A Brian Cox for the Lord for unprocated, unforced errors in Transphobia. Don't we count that? Yesced errors in Transphobia. Don't look at that. And now we're seeing you are Transphobic. In that case, we will see for the next bonus episode,

which is going to be, God, what is it going to be? It's my turn, is it? The next bonus episode will be a few good men. Ah, yes, I'm getting KD from War Takes on for that. So, very on for that. So, very excited for that. And thank you for subscribing to the Patreon if you do. If you don't, fucking do it.

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