Knowledge Fight - #635: January 6-7, 2022
Episode Date: January 10, 2022Today, Dan and Jordan check in on a particularly bizarre stretch of time on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Ted Nugent corrects the record about Jan. 6, Alex gets mad about the HuffPost publ...ishing some of his sales numbers, and the "Most Important Person In The World" is named. Citations
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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan
I'm Jordan
Our couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Celine
And talk a little bit about Alex Jones
Oh, indeed we are, Dan
Jordan, Jordan
Quick question for you
What's up
What's your bright spot today?
My bright spot today, Jordan, I've been a little bit in the weeds this weekend
In the weeds
I've been a little bit in the grumps
Let's say, I don't know
In the grumps and dumps
Whatever
Little down
You know, I think there's a lot of things that probably contribute to that sort of thing
I think that, you know, there's pressures, there's stresses of this
The work-related stresses
There's the anniversary of the sixth is, you know, certainly not a pleasant time to be in this line of work
Not a great day, not a great day for us
It's not good for America and it's really not bad if you're somebody who covers people who lie about generous things
Yeah, makes you feel real shitty all the time
Yeah, yeah
And so my bright spot is that I needed to retreat to something that was like painfully sincere and uplifting
And I think it's been a bright spot in the past, but the Great British Baking Show
I'm telling you, man
Good Lord
Obscenely sincere and uplifting
I think that there's nothing that could be more cozy and happy than that
Like they're competing with each other, but they're not mad at each other
They're lifting each other up
They're happy for each other
Everybody wants them to be the best
Right, people leave and they're happy for the experience that they had
Totally
They never talk about like what they're competing for because it's just a plate
Wait, it's just a fucking plate
Who gives a shit?
They're competing for one million plates
No, who cares?
And like, you know, American reality shows or contest shows would be like, they are challenging for 250,000 dollars
There's no obsession with the outcome
There is obsession with the process
And the other thing that I noticed to watching, I think I was watching season five
Is that like, the people sincerely seem to think that each other are funny
Yeah
You know, like, that's something that goes a long way
Against all evidence
Yeah
Well, you know, I think a lot of times on shows people don't really seem to enjoy each other's company
And they seem to eat the hosts, the presenters, the contestants
Null is great
Null once Null took over, solid 10
Adds a weird element of chaos
So good
So good
And absurdity
Oh yeah
Yeah, so I've been enjoying that
I watched season five
Yeah
And so that's
It is always funny
Every time I watch that and then be like, you know, that guy on the mighty bushy liked 20 years ago
He's gonna host the Great British Baking Show
Sure, that makes sense
Why not?
Yeah, it works well too
Steve Harvey's a judge now
It's all, all of it makes sense
Wait, like in the courts?
Yeah, he's got a judge TV show
Oh, yeah
That's not the same thing
It's the same thing, it's legally binding if it's on TV
Fine
So what's your bright spot?
My bright spot, Dan, is today we're recording this on Sunday, the 9th, I believe
That's the official kickoff for Awesome Games Done Quick 2021
I saw something about that
Yeah, you know, I'm a fan of the event because it's all about charity and a bunch of weirdos getting together and having a grand old time doing fun stuff
Speedrunning
It's great
It's great
Finding glitches to jump through in games
Oh man, they're gonna break those games
That's what they're gonna do, Dan
Yeah
I don't enjoy that as much as you do, but I get it
Yeah, yeah
There's a lot of fun to that
Honestly, I think it's more just, I'm so excited about like Mario and Mega Man speedruns because it is like playing an instrument, you know
It's all rhythmic, it's all timing, it's all, if you see the level
I guess it is precision
The giant piece of sheet music, it's really kind of beautiful to watch
I think it's amazing
That's an interesting take on it
I guess I've always had such a different relationship with video games because I like enjoying the story
You know, that's what's so, like such a big part of video games
Sure
That it kind of confuses me
Speedrunning is getting rid of the only thing that you enjoy
Yeah, it's breaking the story aspect of it
Right
I get it
Yeah, it's great
Today we're going to be talking about the anniversary of January 6th, January 6th, 2022
And
Skadoo
Sure
00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000
We'll figure it out
Yeah
The 7th also, we're going to talk about the 6th and the 7th
Gotcha
This is quite a monumentous little bit of time
Maybe we'll get an outburst
I think we might
Who knows
I think it's possible
So we'll get down to business on this, but first let's take a little moment to say hello to some wonks
Oh, that's a great idea
So first, Hexacult, thank you so much, you are now Policy Wonk
I'm a Policy Wonk
Thank you, Hexacult
Thank you
Next, gravel at the feet of your muscle master
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Thank you
Next, Polishy Wonk from Milwaukee
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Thank you very much
Next, a Frude who really knows where his towel is
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I'm a Policy Wonk
Oh man, that's a fruity dude
I'll tell you that right now
Next, Krista, your husband is secretly funneling our money to Dan and Jordan
Thank you so much, you are now Policy Wonk
I'm a Policy Wonk
Thank you very much
Thank you, next, Matt, King of the Reptoids
Thank you so much, you are now Policy Wonk
I'm a Policy Wonk
Thanks, Matt
And, look
What?
This one, I think we might not have been super timely with this
It's from the end of December
Okay
Happy birthday to Andrew
Thank you so much, you are now Policy Wonk
I'm a Policy Wonk
Hey, messages slip through the cracks
Hey, you know, we don't do birthday messages anymore
So you should expect it to be three to six months late
Sure
So we're gonna get going
But here's another context drop from today's show
And this should give you a sense of the gravitas we're dealing with
Set the record straight, Ted Nugent, about what really happened on January 6
Yeah, Ted Nugent
Set the record straight
Why do I live in this timeline?
It's a silly comment
It's a silly thing for Alex to want to happen on the show
Excuse me, Ted Nugent
Please explain all momentous occasions in American history
To my knowledge, you were not there, Ted Nugent
There's the problem
Cool
So the January 6th episode of the show has a pretty severe title
The title is Wake the Fuck Up or Die
Okay
That was the article headline
Full spelling or no?
No, no asterisks, no nothing
Straight up fucks
All right, well then, I'm in
I actually think that something was very noticeable about this episode as well
And that is that Alex starts off the show being honest and upfront
About the fact that he has to leave early to go to family court
Oh
Because that did happen
Later in the day
He had a hearing at like two in the afternoon
So he had to leave
Owen Schreuer did the third hour
And Alex doesn't try and obfuscate and say some kind of weird stuff
Which I think is progress
It's weird
I mean, he should be taken away by the evil globalists, obviously
And said it's just family court
Which is almost humanizing
I guess
So he starts off the show deep in the weeds mad at Ted Cruz
Because Ted Cruz has tweeted that January 6th was a terrorist act
And this is before he gets humiliated by Tucker Carlson
Man, so funny
And so Alex is a little bit mad about this
It is January 6th, 2022 on this Thursday transmission
At this time
A year ago, I was sitting there watching Trump
Give a speech
And now on the road
The feds were busy
Attacking the underman police
And with just a few dozen men
Breaking through the first barricades
And the rest is history
Then the police standing down
Waving everybody in
So they could get some patsies to put in solitary confinement
And set the precedent for Chinese style torture
Of political dissidents in America
And we have Ted Cruz praising it all yesterday
Obviously that's just what's wrong with Ted Cruz
Is he smart?
He knows what's going on
But he'll bite ya
He'll stab me in the back
And he just can't help it
Ted Cruz is smart, but he'll bite ya
I can't get over how fantastic it is
How funny it is
And how complete of a coward you would have to be
To be in a building where you could have been murdered
And then a year later be browbeaten by Tucker Carlson
Into pretending that you weren't going to be murdered
Yeah, it's kind of a fun thing
In this dystopian world we live in
To watch that utter humiliation
That Ted Cruz had to go through on the national stage
So he called the storming of the capital
A violent terrorist attack
And immediately the extremist pundits
That essentially guide the GOP now swarmed
Showing that he has absolutely no backbone
Cruz went on Tucker's show on Thursday
The evening of this episode
And he tried to beg for forgiveness
Almost as if he was worried about being cancelled
By a right wing mob
I wish I had been shot by you people
That would have made me a hero
It would be a shocking display of cowardice
Except I remember the 2016 election
When Trump called his wife ugly
And said his dad killed JFK
And then Cruz ended up phone banking for him
This dude's a total loser
I mean, that's amazing
Wouldn't you be sad?
Yeah
Wouldn't you be sad if you would elect...
If I had voted for Ted Cruz
Even if I believed in everything Ted Cruz believed in
It's just like, oh, you're such a worm
Yeah, he's a sniveling worm
You're a worm!
On the level of Carlifer's dad
Ugh, Jesus Christ
Go fuckin' get tossed off a ledge
By Solomon, you piece of shit
So watching Tucker not accept
Cruz's apology was also really fun
But underneath that there's a more troubling reality
Ted Cruz isn't some dumbass media personality
He's a senator representing one
Of the most populous states in the country
He has no ability to express himself
If the things he's wanting to express
Happen to run counter to the narratives
That underpin the business models
Of this group of white nationalist pundits
It really doesn't bode well for the GOP
And their politics moving forward
I mean, they weren't good before
But the idea that the people who are elected officials
Need to pass an asshole like Tucker's purity test
That's a sign that things are going to get worse
Oh, yeah
Another thing that's shocking about this
Is that these people like Alex and Tucker
They're pretending that this is the first time
Ted Cruz called storming the capital terrorism
Daniel Dale at CNN
Was able to find at least 17 other times
That Cruz has used that wording in the past
It's a consistent pattern
But they're sort of pretending that it's a one-off thing
Because that allows them to humiliate him
Yeah
And make this public display of like
What happens if you go against the narrative
I mean, what's so funny about it to me
Is that this is happening
Like I watched that
It should happen
And then you read stuff
Like I was reading stuff today about how
The GOP is officially Trump's party
And all that stuff
And the more I think about it
The more it's like
Trump is not involved
They don't need Trump
Trump speaking is in the way
Trump is symbolically involved
Exactly
He's not the leader of the party though
That's what needs to be made clear of
Is that the GOP is an entirely
Media run operation now
It seems hard to believe anything else
Yeah, it's interesting
It seems to be media
Threatened
Easily influenced
By what the kingmaker says you have to say
Yeah, or bizarre social media trends
And stuff like that seem to be
Like really potent in terms of
Of guiding stuff
And like, you know, obviously
I don't think that someone like Mitch McConnell
Would be
Subject to that
No
But that's why he's losing power
And losing influence
And relevance in the GOP
I mean, it is what it is
It's just going to be a different brand of horror
So Ted Cruz used that language
Calling January 6th terrorism
For a reason
And Alex knows what the reason is
It's not what you think
It's an elaborate plan
But let me just let the cat out of the bag
I think you probably know why Cruz did that
The whole new system
The whole new cosmology
Is that the American people are all terrorists
And they've got to round up everybody
And shut down any populist movement
Any conservative movement
Any nationalist movement
And Ted Cruz knows that purge is coming
And he wants to position himself
So when the stage terror attacks happen
He can point his finger at the patriots
And say, I'm not with the patriot terrorist
Instead of saying
The evidence shows it's a false flag
And the globalists have the motive
And we need to stop them staging a false flag
Some time the next 300 days
We're 300 to 6 days out from the midterms
And if you don't feel the suspense
If you don't feel the danger
If you can't cut it with a knife
You're not dialed in
So you get that? Understand what he's saying?
I guess we're all terrorists now
Sure
The globalists are going to pull a false flag
And they're going to blame it on the patriots
And the good Americans that are left
And so in order to signal to the globalists
That he's on their side
And he will help persecute the good Americans
He's using the language of terrorists
To describe January 6th
Ted Cruz joined the globalists
They've been waiting to welcome him with open arms
It seems like the entry and exit
Of that group is super
People are going in and out
Dude, I have been part of this team
For like 30 fucking years
And I said terrorism one time
And I have to get my ass flogged
Jesus Christ!
I did everything
I literally bent over backwards for Trump
It could not have been less metaphorical
Yeah, this is just dumb
But I think that Alex does recognize
That there are probably going to be right-wing attacks
Between now and the midterm
There is a high likelihood that that could happen
And Alex is preemptively writing a script
In order to make it very clear to people
That he had nothing to do with inspiring
Never thought of it
So there are some lies that Alex has
About COVID measures around the world
This is a nightmare takeover
This is an accelerated takeover
And so you've seen them in New Zealand
And Australia say
You're not allowed to go outside
And look at the sunset
Nothing non-essential
Well, look at the sunset, it is essential
It's communing with what God created
And the connection to God
The sun's not God, but it's God's artwork
It's God's cathedral
And don't talk to your neighbors
And run over a fence
In fact, don't look them in the eyes
That's on billboards
And on signs in the UK
And in places like Australia
And then you've got government health ministers
Over major provinces in Canada saying
We're keeping the lockdowns going
Because we don't want
People to talk to each other out in public
And stop what we're doing
We're in a transition
That thing about Canada is just
A month's old narrative
Alex is rehashing in its nonsense
There was one comment that a person made
That a positive side effect
Of limiting large gatherings to slow COVID
Was that people who were spreading misinformation
Would also not be gathering
It's kind of a dumb comment
Particularly considering the fact
That most of this misinformation
Get spread digitally, not in in-person meetings
As for that other stuff
That's all just a load of bullshit
So that thing about sunsets in Australia
Is a misrepresentation of comments
Made by Victoria Premier Daniel Andrews
Back in August
He was specifically responding to a question
About a bunch of people gathering at Rye Beach
On a recent evening
He said, quote, I'm sure it was a beautiful sunset
But that's not in the spirit
Or the letter of these rules
He didn't say that you can't watch the sunset
Or even that you have to stay indoors all the time
Just that the state of things
In terms of the pandemic
Back in August and Victoria
Having beach gatherings is a bad idea
According to Victoria's COVID case tracker
They were having in the neighborhood
Of like 20 to 50 new cases a day
Back in August, in January 2022
They're up to about 20,000 new cases a day
Yeah
The thing about looking at people in the eye
That thing, that's a case of
Even sloppier work on Alex's part
This was a meme that was making the rounds
Back in September
Which showed a bar in London
Having posted a list of restrictions
That they were putting in place
In order to limit COVID spread
One of their rules was, quote,
No hands shaking, high-fiving
Or extended eye contact
With anyone not at your table
This was a joke
The bar in question is London Fields Brewery
And their event manager, Paris Capone
Told Reuters, quote,
The health and safety of our customers and staff
Is our number one priority
And we're strictly adhering to all
Latest public health guidance
Inside the tap room
The reference to no eye contact
Was intended to be an engaging way
To encourage customers to read
And take notice of the broader guidelines
But we've since removed it
In case it was distracting from the overall
Previous message around safely enjoying the tap room
None of the examples that Alex has here
He's using to illustrate
The nightmare tyranny that's coming
None of them are real
His argument is so weak that one of his examples
That he has to use is a satirical list
From a bar that he saw in a meme
And he never looked into
Nothing he's saying means anything
This is garbage
I was thinking about that
In Australia, you can't even look at the sunset
And I was just, I'm really looking forward
To the Australian Open next week
We're going to talk about Jo Kovic a little bit later
And see if you have any feelings about that
The massive tennis tournament
The worldwide will enjoy
Can't look at the sunset
I see you trying to avoid talking about Jo Kovic
Oh, I don't want to avoid talking about it
He's a fucking idiot
It's going to come back later
He's a moron
We're going to get to this later
So yeah, that's a bunch of garbage
A bunch of stupid shit
But Jo Kovic's is either using jokes
That people made
Or misrepresentations of things
In order to pretend that
Oh my god, tyranny is upon us
So also in Australia, it turns out
Can't exercise
Oh no!
They're now saying in Australia
That you can't go outside
And exercise
If you don't have your little travel pass
So there it is
Now you can't leave your house
Unless you have the digital ID
And then everything it takes to get that ID
The social credit score you must comply with
Including the carbon taxes
The injections, all of it
And you are now in a prison planet
You might notice some like
Popping of the audio
That's on Alex's end
Okay, good
Yeah, it's
I don't know what's going on
But his audio has been a lot worse
Fairly recently
Well, you know, I'm not mad at the crew
No
Now, Alex is actually fairly right
About this one
This headline
Interesting
There was a comment made by the
Chief Minister of the Northern Territory
Michael Gunner
And he did say that going to work
Or exercise
That's not a legitimate reason
For an unvaccinated person
To leave their home
This decision was made
Because their new case numbers
Jumped about 60% from Tuesday to Wednesday
And then over doubled
From Wednesday to Thursday
And so they were putting in this
Like four day
Right
Pretty tight lock up
Right
The reason for the vaccine
Requirements for entry
To most public places
Is just a matter of logistics
At this point for the Northern Territory
As Gunner put it
Quote
We know that at home
And in hospitality settings
Are the two highest risk settings
For catching COVID
We know that the unvaccinated
Are at greater risk
Of needing acute clinical care
If they catch COVID
That's why a vaccine pass
Will be necessary for entering
High risk hospitality settings
It's not even like I'm saying
We're trying to stop the spread
Or anything
It's just if you're unvaccinated
You're more likely to end up
In the hospital
Yeah
I mean what do you want from us
Like that's the other
That's the question
Okay, so now what
You hate that
That's tyranny
So what do you want then
Ah
Okay
The comment about not being able
To go out to exercise
It kind of seems like it's actually
In reference to unvaccinated people
Not being allowed to go to gyms
With the
Even with a vaccine pass system in place
There's no way the Northern Territory
Has the police capability
To check people's vaccine status
Out on the street
Like if someone's going for a jog
And while we're at it
That's not even how this works
The police aren't enforcing this at all
Health Minister Natasha Files
Was talking to ABC Radio Darwin
About how this places an added responsibility
On service workers
And she said
Quote
The onus is on the community
To abide by the requirements
That doesn't sound at all
Like this tyranny thing
Hey, hey, come on
Do it
Look, I don't know
Maybe I'm not the best expert on this
Because I don't have a knee-jerk reaction
To every meme I see
That makes me yell
About how the devil is upon us
Now, I said that Alex was fairly right there
Because the bar is just so low for him
So the fact that he isn't
Just basically making this up entirely
I feel like that deserves some recognition
There's something to it
That said, there are a couple other
Important corrections I need to make
This isn't for all of Australia
And the rules still allow you to leave your house
For essential items
And everything he was saying
About a social credit score and carbon taxes
Those are just from his imagination
It says nothing to do with the story
This is just him riffing
It's meaningless
I just see somebody walking
Outside of their house in Sydney
Just like slow, looking both directions
Crossing the street
Putting their headphones in to go for a jog
And then 30 Scotland yard people
With billy clubs just show up out of nowhere
And just start beating them down
Is Sydney in the Northern Territory?
You can't do this! You can't do this!
Do you know if Sydney's in the Northern Territory?
I don't
That's just what I'm seeing in my head
You're gonna offend all our Australian walks
I'm not saying that
That's just my vision of it
So look, the CDC has some evil plans
I wish they had evil plans
That would be better than what it appears to be
Which is zero plans
Well, look, I heard this clip
And I'm like, I need a citation, my dude
People said, why do you call it a prison planet?
Well, I read the globalist documents
And what they were building was a prison planet
And then once everybody's in the prison planet
Getting sicker and dying and had 10, 15 shots
The government says it's the uninjected
They're the reason you're sick
We've got to finally put them in camps
And we can't let them be lazy
They're gonna have to work in the camps
Now, how do I know that?
Well, it's historically happened before with the authoritarians
Demonizing a group and doing that to them for some reason
They make up different reasons
But it's also in the CDC documents from a year and a half ago
That they want that here
Where, oh, we're gonna put people that don't take the shots in camps
And we're gonna make you work
Oh, isn't that good?
I'm gonna need the CDC document about putting people in camps
And work camps
Ridiculous
I can believe that you would have to work also
Because apparently you have to work even if you're not in a camp
So, yeah
I need that document
And that second, I just gotta say, this is a stupid plan
And actually, it's completely in conflict with the other aspects of the conspiracy
That Alex has been trying to promote about COVID and the vaccines
I thought the whole plan was to kill off everyone
So the globalists can enjoy the earth without all of us getting in the way
But now I guess it's a plan to put Alex and his friends into camps
Then they have to oversee how fucking awful would that be?
Yeah, okay, so you kill everybody
But instead, you create a prison planet to...
Okay, you're right, this is a bad plan
Yeah, dumb
You know what's weird?
Like, when you go back through Alex's career
It seems like there's an intense preoccupation
With him and his friends being put into FEMA camps
There are so many different generations of the show
That's the big fear that he's promoting
But if you actually track the storylines that he uses to sell that fear
They don't match up at all
In 2009, it was owning a gun that was gonna get you thrown into FEMA camps
There's gonna be large-scale gun confiscation efforts
And if you resisted, you'd be sent to the camp
Then a little bit later, when Obama was in office
He was always just about to pull the trigger on the FEMA provisional government
Which would make him the king of America
Which he was planning to turn into an Islamic caliphate
And if you resisted his power grab, you'd be sent to a FEMA camp
Yeah, I remember that
Now, if you don't get vaccinated, you're gonna get sent to a FEMA camp
It's honestly a little bit boring for me at this point
But I guess it works to rile up the audience
That's the only explanation for why he just keeps going back to that detail
And all of his fear porn
Another reason this is super boring for me
Is that if the government ever did get the idea to start doing this
And rounding up unvaccinated people to send them to work camps
The people who are gonna be on the forefront of fighting against that
Are the very people Alex thinks are demons
Leftists, the ACLU, politicians like AOC
They're gonna be opposed to this on principle
Well, Alex's favorite politicians shrivel up like Ted Cruz
And go along to get along
It's total nonsense
I'm just sick and tired of this bullshit
Yeah
Yeah, you know, it's really easy to drum up fear
Of being put into a camp if you're trying to scare white people
Because historically, it's never been white people who get put into the camps
So, look, there's going to be a situation where
In the future, in the next year, everyone's gonna be dead
Wow
I mean, sure
And the globalists are gonna say that it's a big bioweapon release
Why not?
Which, I don't know why they would say that
I have no idea
When, like, obviously, based on Alex's narratives, it would be so much easier for them to say
It's another variation of COVID
Yeah, it's just something we're already dealing with
I guess the globalists are gonna say there's another bioweapon release
So they want to take credit for it
Another one, by the way, is murky language
That's difficult to sell
But it's actually just gonna be the vaccine killing you
Oh, okay
In less
Uh-oh
There's one way
Here's the deal
They're gonna claim a new bioweapon's release in a year or two that's gonna kill billions
Really, it's the shot you've taken
I'm sorry to have to tell folks, but you're...
A lot of you, unless we find out how to reverse this, are dead
I mean, it's just the way it is
The military, who you are
But that's why key globalist personnel are given the sailing shot
They're all in on it, too
They know they're giving the conservatives, the Christians, the people's property they want
They've got actuaries, they've got databases
And it's just, it's incredible, ladies and gentlemen
And so you see it all happening
Yeah, see it all
Hey, if you've got an actuary, I believe it
Sure
I mean, can you show me one of those actuaries, though?
Alex says actuary so goddamn much
He says it a lot
Probably says it as much as he says he's not mad at the crew
Can I see one of the actuaries?
Nope
Why not?
They got tables
Oh, shit
Yeah, so apparently we're all going to die unless Alex can figure out a cure for the vaccine
Great
All right
Great
So their plan is to vaccinate everybody
And then next year, announce that a bio weapon hit
But really they're just triggering the vaccine to kill you
I don't know if they even need to trigger the vaccine according to Alex
But I mean, why do they need to add the bio weapon?
It seems like...
It's a hat on a hat scenario, I feel like
Yeah, I don't disagree
Yeah
I think it's all unnecessary
Yeah
Very dumb
Yeah
Speaking of unnecessary and dumb, Alex has a guest
Okay
It's Ted Nugent
Great
Joining us is Ted Cruz in the year...
Not Ted Cruz, it's Ted Nugent
To talk about Ted Cruz and more in the year 2022
So Mr. Nugent, thank you so much for coming on with us
Well, greetings to you, Alex
And I got to tell you, I sincerely wish everyone a happy new year in 2022
It's going to be quite a challenge
This is a low energy Ted Nugent coming in
I was expecting at least 30 more words to be crammed into that half second
Yeah, he needs to take a Tutski
Get it up, man, come on
Yeah, I usually hear him chopping at the bit
Alex, it's so good to come on this
Yeah
Yeah
So he does have some thoughts...
Who wants to correct the record about January 6th
And set the record straight, Ted Nugent, about what really happened on January 6th
Well, and again, you know, I often repeat the obvious that I'm just a guitar player
But I'm actually a We The People experimenter and self-government guitar player
Which means I'm tuned in to the world around me
Especially the old days of government and self-government
They're sacred, United States of America
And here's what happened on January 6th
President Trump did a speech and a presentation and had a rally
With good conservative families supporting God, family, country, constitution, bill of rights, declaration of independence
That men in the arena work ethic that has created the greatest quality of life in the history of the world
Then Ray Epps and a bunch of other saboteurs, a bunch of other provocateurs
Federal protected provocateurs organized a rally
Well, it was supposed to be a peaceful protest
But those that created violence, those that turned it into a riot
Those were Black Lives Matter punks, those were Antifa punks
And those were Federal Bureau of Investigation James Comey, J. Edgar Hoover punks
That perpetrated all the violence, all the violent activity
Dressed in Trump regalia
Who the hell doesn't know this?
A number of people
Okay, so now, hold on, let's just throw this one out there
Sure
Okay
Did Antifa or BLM ever say hump the air with their gun and threaten to kill the president?
Oh, so many times
So, I would say the guy who's threatening to hump the air with a gun and kill the president
Telling Obama to suck on his rifle
Yeah, his buddies, they're more likely to be the ones who are going to the government and shooting them
I feel like that makes sense
Nancy Pelosi, I got one of these for you
I feel like it makes sense, I feel like there's just a one-to-one logical connection there
You just don't get metaphor
I really don't
So it's also got to really suck to be someone like Daniel Rodriguez
Who is the guy who tasered Officer Michael Fanone on the 6th
You know, it's got to suck to hear how easily disavowed and disowned you are
By the very people who whipped you into the frenzy where you thought it might be necessary to taze a cop in order to save America
I have to assume it'd be really disillusioning to see this kind of thing
Where because you took action in the way that these people were clearly indicating that you should
You now have to be cast off as a left-wing provocateur just to make the noble patriots look bad
They have to turn you into that because you did what they wanted you to
Yep
It's honestly pathetic and it's also disrespectful to the insurgents that people like Alex and Ted have radicalized
Alex always says that you can tell a tree by its fruit and I think it's a disgrace for these guys to disown their fruit
In order to pretend that their tree isn't as shitty as it clearly is
It's nonsense
Yeah
I mean, I hate to, you know
I mean
I hate to appeal to like, hey, have sympathy for this dude who tased a cop
I kept, I kept thinking like, God, if I was one of these, if I was one of those dudes
I'd be like, I'm gonna sue Tucker Carlson for libel
Because I was fucking there and I did that shit and I'm proud of it
Well, you have to know that you were
Yeah
And you have to see these people trying to cover their asses by pretending it was all false flaggery
Yeah
Or whatever and it's gotta be confusing
I mean
Unless you fully understand actually that why they're trying to cover their ass
Well, good on them, they're covering the rest
Yeah, exactly, in which case it's like, oh, you're sad too
Everybody involved in this is sad
I would feel more sympathy if I hadn't read in every novel about this type of thing happening every time
Yeah, but did those novels include Ted Nugent and his
Suck on my gun, the president
And that's why my friends, when they went to the government, were very peaceful, fun-loving, enjoyable Americans
Who never threatened to murder the president before
It was all Black Lives Matter punks
It was all Black Lives Matter people
Yeah
Oh my god
You are sad
So anyway, Ted Nugent's really into denying January 6th
And he wants to get you to bully your people in Congress to do the same
Gaslight is a job
America, take a deep breath and be sure you let your mayor, your senator, your congressman, your governor, and the White House know on a regular basis
I would say at this point during these tragic times
On a weekly basis, communicate with your elected employees and let them know that you know January 6th was not an insurrection
It was not Pearl Harbor and it was not 9-11
It had nothing to do with any of those horrific events
I don't think this little rant makes a lot of sense
I don't think that anyone would say that 9-11 or Pearl Harbor were insurrections
However, Ted is currently talking to a guy who thinks both of those things were false flags
So I'm not sure it's super impactful to cite them as horrific events that you want to disambiguate from January 6th
It's all the same about
Nugent's a fucking asshole, but this strategy is probably an effective one to put pressure on the GOP politicians
It does seem like bullying them into denying reality has been shown to work, so I wouldn't be too surprised if over time
We don't end up seeing an entire political party that fully embraces that conspiracy version of January 6th
What you need to do to prove to our elected politicians that this was a peaceful demonstration is to violently intimidate them until they agree with you
You need to harass the shit out of them
You need to really get into their faces, maybe even commit a little violence
So, things take a turn for the worse in this clip
With the nudge
No, actually without him
Oh, that's a fun refreshing
I'm sorry for this because I'm speaking in riddles
For me, I think you and people like Tucker Carlson are the model of America
You're just populist, you believe in our basic rights and freedom, and that should unify people around all that
And to have Ted Cruz putting out the same talking points as Chuck E. Schumer and the Democrats that are also a lie is super dangerous
And I think it's spotlights that you like to say
The reason we keep losing this country is we know the Democrats are bad
But if we didn't have Republicans continually stabbing us in the back, we would turn this country around
What's your view on that?
Ted Nugent
May have lost audio to him
I gotcha
So Ted, Ted continuing here
How do we create a populism in America and take the country back?
You got me alright?
Yeah, we may have had an issue here with the sound
Guys, can you punch his phone back up for me in there?
Ted, are you sure you can't hear me?
Alright, well thank you Ted
Yeah, I'm having a phone system issue in here
Ted, can you hear me?
The truth and the truth shall make us free
We shall know the truth
What just happened?
It doesn't even go to a special report, it goes to a Biden speech
What is that?
That's shocking because I mean like the phone problems, whatever
What I find remarkable about this tech glitch is that Alex's mic keeps cutting off too
Whenever he's trying to talk, his mic ends up going out
And then just him just leaving
I guess maybe his mic was off when he screamed that he's going off to rebroadcast or something
It must be
So anyway, he leaves
That was a fucking 70s bit
That was a shit, not Bob Hope
What's his name?
We used to do the one-sided phone conversations
Now I'm terrible
What's the point of knowing anything?
If you're saying who's the person who's similar to Bob Hope, I'm going to be
Yeah, I'm going to let you go on that one
I think it's time to head on home
Listen, I got to get out of here, let's go to rebroadcast
So Alex comes back and he's got to explain that he had phone issues
Which, duh, we know
So if you guys can name that document cam, the overhead camera overhead
I'm going to show people what was going on here
And it only seems to happen in clusters
It might not happen for another year
And then this week it's been happening, as you saw earlier in the week, where the mic cut out
It's this system right here, I was talking to Ted during the break
Trying to go to him and then hitting the button
And people in other parts of the building heard that you couldn't hear him
But they thought they could hear him
So I just learned not to argue, I know when I'm off air
I just shut it down and I go off so I don't get mad
Because I'm not going to do that amateur thing here on Talk Radio where
There's a problem, they just keep going, hello, hello, hello for like five minutes
To like prank callers, like a prank caller will call in and say hello
The person says hello and you go back and forth for an hour
Just not doing it, not happening
Alex is known for not doing that amateur bullshit
No, no, I don't do that for five minutes
I only did that for two and a half minutes, man
Well, but also I would say that more amateur is screaming at everybody
Wow
It's storming out
There is the little bit of that
It doesn't even go so far as to say it's immature
Yeah, it's, I don't know
If you're trying to take a high road on professionalism
That boat has sailed, my friend
No, come on, Alex is a competent broadcaster
That's what we all know
That's why we love him, Dan
Thank God though, he got it all figured out
Yes
Ted Nugent's gone, the phones still aren't working
Thank God for that
But Alex's mic is back and he's got some big news to report
And it's all confirmed, I mean look at these headlines I've got today
Report, one in seventy vaccinated students suffer microcarditis at private school
One in seventy vaccinated students suffer microcarditis at private school
A fourth report of microcarditis at a private children's academy in California
Brings the incidence rate to roughly one in seventy pathologists Stephen Kirsch estimates
So first things first, Stephen Kirsch is not a pathologist
He's a guy whose background is in computer science
Who lost his fucking mind during the pandemic
And now he's pretending to be a pathologist
Selling dangerous bullshit to the segment of the media that abhors critical thinking
Like Alex
That's great
So I traced down this story on Infos just in case
And the only link that it has in this entire article
Is just to Steve Kirsch's sub-stack blog
This is legitimately becoming one of the primary places Alex is pulling COVID conspiracy content from
Like so much nonsense just traces back to that blog
So the post on the sub-stack has links to exactly zero primary sources
There's none, nothing
I think your tone of voice is suggesting that that's a bad thing
Yeah, it's bad
There's one link, but it goes to a previous article that Kirsch wrote on his blog
This previous blog post also had no evidence or proof of any of his claims
But instead relied on reporting based on something someone told him
Allegedly a parent had told him that three children at Montevista Christian School had been diagnosed with myocarditis
I'm not saying that this didn't happen
But I am saying that this is something that you need to do some more legwork on
If you're gonna report it as a definitive claim
This is sloppy
But this shit gets so much worse
So the ratio and literally every conclusion that Kirsch comes to is just the result of him guessing things
From the original post
Quote, roughly half the school are boys
There has never been a vaccine mandate at the school
So I'd estimate conservatively that two-thirds of the kids could have been vaccinated by then
So 855 divided by 2 times two-thirds is 285 vaccinated boys
So the rate of myocarditis at the school by my estimate is 3 out of 285 which is 1 in 95 boys
That's the original article that has now been updated because he's heard of a fourth
I have never been so shaken to my core
Dan, that type of evidence
Do you have any guessing here?
Roughly speaking, zero guessing, Dan
He can't demonstrate the three children had myocarditis
He can't demonstrate that vaccination rate
And I would bet that he's even just guessing with the roughly half the school are boys thing
This 1 in 95 number means legitimately nothing
He can't back this up at all
So then his new post is about how he's quote
Heard that there's another case of myocarditis at the school
Which of course would make it 1 in about 70
Using the same made-up numbers that he used before
It's hard to believe that someone could write a blog post like this
And hit publish without feeling intense embarrassment
Listen to this utter horse shit
Quote, these are just the cases we know about
There could be other cases that we simply don't know about
Because the family's decided not to tell anyone
And there could be subclinical cases where the damage is being done so slowly over time
And I'd bet the boys with myocarditis are all recently vaccinated
What a coincidence
No, you can't bet that something happened and then say it's a coincidence
What a coincidence
It didn't happen, or it might have, but you don't know
That should be a big clue that this isn't just bad luck
It would be if it was true, which it's not, but you didn't prove
Yup, bingo
Kersh doesn't know what the vaccination rate at the school is
But he's decided that all of the alleged four children who he's heard got myocarditis
Must be recently vaccinated, which he condescendingly responds to
What a coincidence
I put an asshole
I think, you know what, here's what I'm happy about
All right, local news has been dying
So I'm grateful at least one person is on the only one private school in California beat
Okay, somebody needs to pound those streets
I would argue he's not
He's doing a bad job of pounding that one street
You know, but local news is still dying, okay
Fair
He's not gonna get a job with Sinclair, I can tell you that right now
I don't think he will
So Kersh apparently contacted the dean of the school who said that they don't just give out medical information about students to random people
Which of course proves that this is a conspiracy and a cover-up
No, that's what they all don't do
To Kersh, everyone's in on it
From the administration to the parents
Quote
Oh my God
I disagree
Don't do it
It would destroy the credibility of the CDC and break people out of their hypnotic trance doing whatever the CDC says
Wow
Yeah
I, a weirdo without a child, called up a school and asked for all of the kids' social security numbers and the school wouldn't give them to me
Does that mean they're working with the government?
Well, and honestly, like, this sounds like it's written by a fucking angsty teenager
Yeah, it's really bad
This is, the tone of this is so, first of all, unprofessional
Second of all, just whiny
Yeah
Yeah
It's embarrassing
I wouldn't give it a high grade if I were grading it
No
No, no, no
So Steve has some theories about why nobody wants to talk to him
How can he have theories?
Well, it's a clear conspiracy
So the first is that some alleged students at the school told him that the school administered vaccines on April 30th
So the school must be afraid of getting sued
Apparently Kersh went on to bother the dean about this
Quote, she stated in an email to me on January 5th that, quote, Montevista Christian School has never administered COVID-19 vaccines to students or anyone else
And Montevista Christian School has never hosted at its real property or anywhere else, any clinic or other of the, at which COVID-19 vaccines were administered
Okay, then that means someone's lying
Why would the kids lie about that? Isn't that a sin?
Get out of here, no
No
Get the fuck out of here
This was written by a baby
Get this man a job
His other theory is the parents don't want to hurt the school and think that God will heal the students
This is the primary source Alex is using to report out this vaccine conspiracy claim
It's nothing new really, but this is particularly shitty work
Also about that supposed vaccine clinic that the school allegedly had on April 30th
Like if that was when the students supposedly got vaccinated, that flies in the face of Kersh's other made up point about how they were all recently vaccinated
Which you'll remember he made up earlier
I do recall that
What a coincidence
How weird that all this stuff that he's making up isn't internally consistent
That's so weird, what a coincidence
Yeah, the claim is going all over right wing media and social media and the only support I can find for it in all of the articles is this stupid blog post
Written by a grown man who sounds like a tween
These people are re-reporting this story based on this
They should be deeply ashamed of themselves
They have done no checking in on the source or they're willing to stand behind this stupid blog post
Amazing
And I find that unacceptable
I gotta say, I'm sorry, I don't mean to keep going on a journey
No, no, no, you're on it
I find that over time I have a very different relationship to a couple of Alex's guests
Okay
Like sometimes I find them abhorrent but kind of funny
Sure
Like a Leo Zagami
Of course
Leo Zagami is crazy
All time Hall of Fame
All time Hall of Fame
He's the Pope
He's Jesus
He did 9-11
He's got it all
He's obviously there's problems
I disagree with him on about everything
Maybe
But he hearkens back to an older time of Illuminati, Vatican conspiracies
The good stuff
Kind of
With 70s house music at the same time
I kind of can put up with Leo Zagami
Right
We can have an uneasy truce
As long as you don't hurt anybody
Someone like Steve Kirsch, I hate
Yeah
I hate this dude
I think first of all his blog is poorly written
And this information that he's putting out is so thin, so undocumented
And the way he writes about it on his blog allows people like Alex to sensationalize it even further
And it's just deeply dangerous
I think it's
It's really hard for me to joke even about how bad this blog post is
Because I recognize the dangers that are inherent in it
And that makes me not enjoy covering his shit as much
Yeah
As maybe Leo Zagami
I mean it fucks me up the most whenever it is this kind of situation where you go back and you're like
There's really only this one dude who is saying this shit and everybody's just running with it
Yeah
What fucks me up about that is just like
That is such a positive reinforcement type reward for just Gaul
Just having the Gaul to say something this dumb with a straight face is rewarded beyond your wildest dreams
That's fucked up
That's not good
Well I mean dumb or not, like let's put that aside even
Sure
Just like
Evil
Doing
Making so many assumptions
In terms of justifying the claims that you want to make
Yeah
As opposed to getting the actual information that you can verify out
Right
I think that the rewarding of that is gotta
Give you all kinds of endorphin rushes if you're that guy
Of course
Why wouldn't you do it again
Always, why wouldn't you, why would you ever stop doing it
It's the best thing in the world
So much traffic to his dumb ass substack I'm sure
Absolutely
Andy doesn't even have to learn things
So Alex talks about this a little bit more and this is just pathetic
And it's Kersh reporting on what the pathologist is saying
On Wednesday Kersh reported via substack that he privately received a report from a concerned parent
That a fourth student at the Monte Vista Christian School in Watsonville had been diagnosed
Kersh had already documented three cases at the school with an enrollment of about 855 students last month
So you'll notice at the beginning there Alex is correcting because he had said that Steve Kersh was a pathologist
And now he's saying, oh it's not a pathologist
No
But Alex is still a liar
Nowhere in Kersh's articles is he covering anything that a pathologist told him
That is just a load of bullshit
Also Alex is reading an article from his own website that was written by Adon Salazar that does say that Steve Kersh is a pathologist
It's so weird, almost like Adon wanted to try and give these stupid claims more weight by lying about Kersh's credentials
Also another major point here is that Kersh has in no way documented any of these cases
He's heard a rumor about them and he's repeating that rumor, but this isn't documented or proven in the least
Every element of how Kersh reports this story is an attempt to create certainty out of insinuation
And then when Alex and Adon cover Kersh's blog post, they do the same thing all over again
Any point where it kind of becomes clear that Kersh's blog post doesn't prove anything, it gets fudged in order to make it look definitive
Adon calls him a pathologist
Alex accidentally does because he's just reading Adon's article, but then he realizes he can't justify saying something like that
So he scales it back to saying it's second hand from a pathologist
These cases are documented
It's all intentional
Most of this story is made up by Steve Kersh, or just things he's assumed for no reason
But it helps push the narrative in for his profits from pushing, so it's critical to keep the audience from realizing that this is Steve Kersh fanfic
Which is why they dress it up like it's actual reporting
It's too bad this is actually getting people killed, because otherwise dunking on it could be good clean fun
Yeah, man
A bummer
How much does it cost to subscribe to that substack?
I don't know
If it's like $10,000 you gotta use this bullshit
It's some cost, man
There's like a premium substack, but I was able to find this article for free
So I don't know what he's doing
Oh boy
So look, Aaron Rodgers, kind of dumb
The quarterback, quarterback Aaron Rodgers
Yeah
All right, super duper
Admittedly good at football
Very good at football
Sure
One of the best there ever was at football
And this is a tension
He's a bum, Aaron Rodgers calls out NFL MVP voter who won't back him because he's unvaccinated
So that's a social credit score
It's not about if he's the best player
It's not about if he's the most valuable
It's about that he submit to the social credit score
So wait, that's what the social credit score that Alex has been screaming about is?
NFL MVP
Guy who's not voting for Aaron Rodgers for MVP because he's anti-vex
I thought it was some kind of like codified and centrally run thing where the government takes points away or gives points based on your behavior
That seems pretty scary, but I'm not sure I even care about the prospect of people making moral decisions when they're voting for the NFL MVP
Let me tell you something, I hope Alex never hears about the Hall of Fame and Barry Bonds
This could get real out of hand
I'm sure he would care a lot
Probably
If you actually think about what Alex is saying, then anyone acting on their conscience is kind of an instance of the social credit score
Yeah, that's weird
Imagine a situation where a guy was running for a county treasurer position
He's awesome at the actual work of being a treasurer, but unfortunately, he's also pretty public about his belief that white people are superior to other races
I'm voting against him because of that being the social credit score coming into play
Absolutely, what? I'm a great treasurer
I'm a great treasurer, just let me do the treasury job
I really don't even understand what Alex means by this stuff anymore
It's so thin to the point of it's undefinable
I had the picture in my head of a government system, but now that he's saying that it's just something as meaningless as MVP voting, I'm really lost
Also, I can make a very strong argument that even if Rodgers is the best football player in the season, him being an open anti-vax weirdo in the middle of a pandemic kind of reduces his value as a player and may take him out of the running for most valuable player in my mind
I would rather have a quarterback who's just slightly less good at football than him, but also isn't a total asshole who's probably going to get a bunch of my team's fans killed
I think I would have more value in having someone like that on my team than Aaron Rodgers
Man, I wonder if the NFL stat people have tried to put that together, like if Aaron Rodgers infected like eight of his teammates, what's his wins above replacement value subtracted by them being gone for a few games because of him?
You know what I'm saying?
We gotta get the fantasy nerds on this
We gotta get the fantasy nerds on how much damage Rodgers is doing to his team by spreading the disease
All I'm saying is that most valuable player can mean a lot of different things, there's a lot of stats taken to consideration
Anyway, this is all convoluted nonsense Alex is rambling about, but it's cool to see that he cares a lot about football now
I seem to recall him constantly talking about how dumb football is and how it's a distraction meant to divert men's instinct towards war
Absolutely
Because they don't want to fight the globalists to get distracted with this
It's to feminize an entire generation
But I guess it matters a lot now
It's super important, Aaron Rodgers doesn't like vaccines
Yeah
Fun
So, Alex in the section
I'm sorry, I can't
I'm still struggling sometimes whenever we get to those different stakes of like one clip ago
Everyone's gonna die from the vaccine
Next clip
Somebody's not voting for Rodgers for MVP
This is also a big problem
Wait till we get to the 7th man
The 7th is a roller coaster
It's fucking crazy
And there's a massive riddle that I can't wait for you to try and untangle on the 7th
But before we get to that, there's another bit of a riddle here that Alex gets
He's trying to introduce this clip of Robert Kennedy Jr.
Who's talking about why Fauci wants to vaccinate people
Sure
Then things go off the rails, see if you can make sense with this
Okay
Now I want to play a very important clip coming up here in a few minutes
Of Robert Kennedy Jr. explains why Fauci is going after children
And what he says is on record and totally true and is a huge evil war crime and scandal in and of itself
But that's only one level
This is not about money
Yeah, the drug reps and the company heads, the people following the directives, it's all about money
But for the groups above it, it's about sterilization, depopulation, playing God and engaging in mad scientist behavior
Where they say they want to merge with Silicon and become gods
Well, the only way to do that is to give enough people these shots
And then test what's happening and see what genetic lines are able to merge with this
Wait, what?
And what immortal cell lines can be merged with this
Do we have?
So they want to merge biological immortal cell lines with a human synthesis that is able to merge with these nanotech synthetic matrices
And then they admit all this
All right
That they admit all this was carrying a lot of water
It is
Trust me
It's such a weird move on Alex's part to play a clip of Robert Kennedy Jr. talking about how Fauci wanted to vaccinate kids for money
But then he introduces it by saying that the clip you're about to listen to, actually, it isn't true
I guess if Alex's goal is to make Kennedy's argument look sane in comparison to his own
This is done a good job of that
Okay, all right, so yeah, I mean obviously for the CEOs and shit, it's all about money
But they don't even know that what they're trying to do is combine
So if I understand now the vaccines aren't even also about killing people, it's about mad scientist behavior
Where you're taking the vaccine to get the idea of what genes can connect with immortal cell lines
So you can combine with Silicon in order to become gods
I guess that all people, like people are going to die just as a side effect of that
I guess the killing off of the population actually isn't the primary objective
It's trying to figure out whose bodies can merge with
So then let me throw this out there
Is there a chance that one or all of, a bunch of us might have those perfect genetics and then, you know, like we'll be fine
Well, no, they'll probably kill you and take yourselves
Oh, god damn it!
Oh, these fucking globalists have got me at every turn
Listen to that clip and I had to take it real slow
But one thing I noticed for sure is that Alex is struggling to figure out how to end the sentence
Yeah, oh yeah
It's fascinating how you can feel the gears moving in his head
Knowing that what he's saying is bullshit word salad
But he's still trying to figure out a way to not sound like he's making it all up for sure
And then matrixes
It's kind of like seeing somebody try and adjust while falling there
Yeah, totally
It's basically how I'm gonna land this
Absolutely
So for the globalists, the vaccine is about sterilization, depopulation, playing god and engaging in, quote, mad scientist behaviors
Which I do think should be a crime
Honestly though, so far so good
Yeah, that's not bad
Like, I'm not, I don't think we're off the rails yet
So their plan is to merge with silicon and become gods, which I don't believe is anyone's plan, but I'll allow it so we can move forward
However, how does merging with silicon make one a god?
I guess there's a possibility of like you wouldn't die of old age, maybe, but that's not the only feature you need to be a god
I don't think
I mean, you should probably be able to lift heavy things at least
The silicon will help your muscles
Oh, okay, well, that's good
Anyway, the only way to merge with silicon is for everyone to take COVID vaccines
Now, I believe that Alex thinks that the vaccines contain like AI nanotech robots
So this is all a big test to see whose bodies can merge with the vaccines
And then from this, they hope to find an immortal cell line that can merge with the vaccines because that'll help them merge with silicon
I'm not sure
Sure
And for one thing, I really don't think Alex has any understanding of what an immortal cell line is
I suspect that he actually, you know
The cells never die
Yeah
I think he thinks that they're actually immortal
The cells last forever
Yes
And there's a limited supply you have to pick each one individually out if you want to do an experiment
When I hear things like this, I really wonder if the listeners recognize how Alex keeps adding new wrinkles to his conspiracies
And how the plans of the globalist seems to change constantly
But like, man, who might an essay?
Like, they all, they admit all this
Yeah, they admit it
It's all admitted
Man, the way he ended that sentence too with like those last four words were just choppy
Not sure where he's gonna land
And then finally he was like, no one's gonna buy that shit
That's cause that's it, they, I'm just saying they admitted it
It's all admitted
No one's gonna believe this bullshit
It's all admitted
So here's some of the like, uh, citations that Alex provides for this
And then they admit all this
I mean, I mentioned some of this earlier
Look how they spend the people that are behind it as the saviors
Oh, look the Debo's group
Technology will enslave you
Global elites will save you
60 minutes
Human history will end when we become gods
Oh, they're not room for a lot of gods though
It goes on from there
The headline about human history ending when people become gods isn't some kind of an evil statement or threat
It's the headline of an interview from 2017 with an Israeli historian named Yuval Noah Harari
It's basically trying to, it's an interview to discuss his new book, Homo Deus
Which argued that with the advent of technology that we've created
Man was beginning to wield powers that we previously described only to deities
Like the ability to create life
He was speaking in a somewhat poetic way to express that when we're able to create inorganic life like a sentient AI
We can quote, go to the Earth spirit and say, what do you think about that?
We're equal to the spirit we understand, not you
Harari has some very interesting thoughts
But this is a futurist theory
And he's definitely not saying that humanity is gonna end
Just that we'll take on an entirely new relationship with the world around us
That has, you know, it hasn't been the case since human history has begun
Yeah
It's a meaningless citation for the argument Alex is making
Interestingly, the other headline from 60 Minutes is another interview with Yuval Noah Harari
What?
From 2021
What?
They're just both interviews with this guy
They're both interviews with the same guy?
Yeah
What's the deal here? Like, has Ray Kurzweil not said anything freaky for Alex to get upset about lately
So he's moved on to pretending another futurist is secretly telling everyone what's coming?
Wild
When Alex says they admit all this, what he's actually saying is that he has a couple sensational headlines for articles
About interviews with a futurist who's making predictions about where technology is going
This isn't admitting anything and the things that are being predicted aren't even in line with Alex's bullshit
Wooo, stupid
Yeah, that's, that's, I mean, fine
Some guy said something and I'm like, whoa
It's very dumb, but then Alex has to leave
Okay
He's gotta go, it's got a family court
Right
Totally
So now, the seventh
Seventh
I'm blown away by this episode
Okay
This is one of the weirder things I've heard in quite a while
So we got a five-year anniversary present
Kind of
I mean, it's weird in a way that's a little different than our usual weird
Granted, there are some familiar themes, let's say
But listen to this shit
All right
And imagine how excited I was when I heard that
Okay
All right, next segment
I am going to reveal the most important person in the world
Hands down
I'm going to reveal the most important person in the world
And the reason that's important is
If you understand that information
You will then understand everything else
This is a Rosetta Stone
Okay
This is a skeleton key
This is the understanding of everything
If you can understand this
Holy shit
Don't do this
Holy shit
I swear to God, if he pulls some fucking ironic ass
It's a mirror in that you are the most important person
Trying to pull a time magazine
If you fuck with me like that, I'm going to be furious
Yeah, I kind of thought there was a chance that was what was going to happen
Yeah
Look, I mean, you're welcome to have your guesses
And I'm not going to say yes or no
All right
I'm not going to give it away
Okay
Because it's a fun game
Well, yeah, I mean
Alex is going to announce the most important person in the world
This is amazing
It's, I can't
Awesome
Here's some clues
Okay
Now this most important person in the world
Oh, we're really hamming it up too, huh?
Doesn't know they're the most important person in the world
Okay
And that's why we're going to reveal
Why
This person is the most important person in the world
Because as soon as the most important, important, important person in the world
Understands that
Then
We will truly be able to turn the tide against
The new world order
So the most important person in the world does not know that they're the most important person
Right, right, right
I mean, I would like a little bit more parameters on that
Do they know that they are an important person
Or do they just not know that they're important at all?
I don't know, Alex doesn't really clarify
But we can say for sure that they don't know that they're the most important
Sure
Sure
Hey, look, we can cross one person off the list
Tommy at Starbucks
No
Oh
So could be him
Novak Djokovic is not the most important person in the world
But he's right up there at the top
And the spirit of what he's doing
Is the essence of what we're about to cover
Because there's a little twist to who this most important person in the world is
But here's Paul Joseph Watson talking about what's happening in the land of tyranny
Formerly known as the land down under
So, yeah, it's not Djokovic
It's not Djokovic
So that's good
Because I do think Djokovic might believe he is the most important person in the world
Yeah, it's possible
That one's there
That one's there
The last I heard what he's doing is requesting a place where he can train
Yeah
Like, he's not asking to not be in like a quarantine
He's just asking for a quarantine where he can train for the open
Yeah, he wants a billionaire's quarantine
Yeah, basically
I don't know why Alex is labeling that a hero
Whatever
I mean, I assume that he's labeling that a hero
Because right now they're keeping Djokovic in a notorious refugee hotel
That has been housing people for upwards of eight years
And what was very funny is that the pro Djokovic protesters
Were right next to the anti refugee protesters
And they were like, hey man, guess what else
These fucking guys are stuck there
And all the pro Djokovic protesters were like, holy shit, we gotta solve this problem first
It was amazing
Wow
They bailed on Djokovic
No, they were like, fuck Djokovic
These people have been trapped in there for eight years
That's weird
It was amazing
That's unexpected
It was a huge surprise
Wow
So something that is less unexpected
Yeah
Is that Alex gets sidetracked before he tells us who the most important person in the world
That's unexpected
And there's nothing more frustrating than knowing we have the answers and the key
To defeating this evil takeover and stopping it dead in its tracks
But instead, I just can't get people conscious
I can't get people focused
I can't get the message punched out enough to actually finally finish these people
And so that means we're gonna go into a very long, hellish nightmare
And most people listening and watching will be dead in ten years
That's Klaus Schwab's promise
He's sworn to kill you and your family
He's put his people in over a hundred nations
And they're running their global lockdown shutdowns right now
Preparing you for the real bio weapon they're gonna release
Cyber lockdown, cyber shutdowns
Collapse of the third world completely being totally overrun
War on the streets, electricity going off for years
Just absolute death and destruction is guaranteed
Who's the most important person in the world, man?
I mean, I don't know
I understand that this is muscle memory, him doing these rants
But like, come on, man
You started this off
You teased it
You can't do this to me
Right
I need to know
It's not Djokovic
Well, if it's five years on
Then I suppose it is
It's probably still Netanyahu, right?
Because he was the canary in the coal mine
And it's time to pray
And it's time to pray, right?
It's not
Well, I can't
Okay, fine, I slipped
It's not Netanyahu
But I'm not going to say yes or no to any further
Okay, okay, okay
Possible persons
All right
So anyway, Alex is pissed off
And he does not get to the point
And so I'm very frustrated
I'm very angry
Because
I have this weight on my shoulders
And I know I'm right
And I know it's going down
And I have all their own admissions and documents
And I can't get people out of their trances
Everybody's in their comfort zone
And so the enemy's going to win
Because they're going to incrementally collapse society
While posing as the saviors the whole time
So
I'm going to deliver the most important information ever
Wow
Okay
So if there's one thing that people aren't in right now
It's their fucking comfort zone
That's the opposite for most people
No, I don't think many people are in their comfort zone
Alex has talked many times in his career
About how his job is to wake people up out of their trances
That's why he yells and has a gravelly voice
Instead of the soft-spoken folks at NPR
They're trying to lull you to sleep
Where he has to be bombastic to shake you out of that sleep
Of course
When I'm looking for someone to admire
I can tell you that it's not going to be the person
Who gives themselves the job of being the one
Who can wake people up to the globalist plot surrounding them
Only to lament that they can't actually wake people up
To the globalist plot surrounding them
When Alex says he can't get people to wake up
That isn't the alleged sleeping person's fault
It's that there's something wrong with the person yelling at them to wake up
When Alex says stuff like this
I just hear him saying
I can't do my job, which was imaginary to begin with
Woo!
Now, it's important that we never take responsibility
For our own actions
Or hold anyone responsible for theirs
That's what is going to move us forward
I will say, though, I'm excited to hear what the most important information ever is
I mean, it's gotta be something really deflating
Yeah, I wonder if the fact that Alex constantly builds things up
To be the most important information ever
Or how Reset Wars was the most important work he's ever done
And then it's always a bust and means nothing
I wonder if that has to do anything with him not being able to wake people up
Maybe people are sick of the bullshit
Oh, my God, it's not Rand Paul, is it?
I can't say
Oh, fuck me, if it's Rand Paul, I'm going to be furious
Look, man, Alex has some important news
And the most important person in the world to reveal
Okay
I'm going to deliver the most important information ever
That if people actually grasp it and get it and understand it
We're going to be able to turn society around and beat this
But all this other incredible news I've got in front of me
And it's all very important
Is a byproduct of the disease that is the New World Order
And so that's where we are, ladies and gentlemen
I've got to go to rebroadcast for a while
And this is not a scun I told us not to
I may not be able to do the show anymore
I just can't come in here and do it anymore
I hate it, I can't stand it
And I'm sick of just window dressing
Talking about all the stuff that's going on
And the general public just doesn't even care that we're all falling apart
I mean, you know, they think it's funny that class swabs up
They're murdering everyone
Oh, God, we're not going to find out who the most important person in the world is
There's got, you know, you remember when I was doing stand-up, you know
Sometimes to keep things interesting or keep things fun
We'd be like, you know what, I'm just going to do none of my material
I'm just going to do nothing but crowd work tonight
And then maybe you'd keep a clock on somebody and be like
Ah, you only did 10 out of 20 if you actually
Has anybody ever put Alex on a clock for like
How long he can just build something up for, you know, like
How many segments can you go just saying nothing
But how important the next thing you're going to say is
Right, and he can't even do your job anymore
You know, I mean, he went so long
Yeah
And then he didn't even do it
Yeah, brutal
We'll see if he actually does
I mean, obviously, he's got to go to rebroadcast
That's for sure
He's going to restart the show later
Okay
So see, I don't want to just say a bunch of nasty stuff
And I'm going to try my best here
But it's getting hard
So
We got a lot of really good reports here
And, you know, I'm going to try to relaunch the show later in the hour
But I can't do it right now
So let's just go ahead
I tried to come back on, I just can't do it, guys
Let's hear Greg Reese's report from yesterday
That was a really, really important report about the nano-tector put in the shots
Was it?
So let's re-air something we've already aired
Because I can't do my job
Yeah
Wow
This is admirable
I mean, you know, I've sometimes been emotionally incapacitated
To the point where I cannot do my job
However, I tried to not do it while I was doing my job
You know what I'm saying?
I totally understand people needing to call in sick or take a me day
Call in sick?
Totally
Just call in sick
I think it's worse if you go to your job and then complain about how you need to take a me day
It would have been weird
To the point where you're actually working against the purpose of what your job is
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I mean, you know, when you go to work and you throw a hatchet at the wall
You're in trouble
Yeah
Nope
So Alex is going to go walk around the parking lot
Sure
Because he's got to do it
Yep
We're going to play Gregory's report and I'm going to go walk around the parking lot
See if I can settle down
And that's that
So
My God
We'll be back, I guess, after this break
I'm going to try to relaunch the show here today
In FullWars.com
And NewsWars.com will still be there
Hopefully, I don't know how much longer
And it just doesn't matter
I guess you've all just got to die
I mean, really, you don't
They're going to murder you
You deserve it
All of you deserve to die because you don't care
And Klaus Schwab's going to kill your ass
So get ready to die
Okay
And they're going to kill the kids so we deserve to die
Okay, that's basically it
So enjoy yourselves everybody
Here's the clip
Wow, what an intro
What an intro for Gregory's
I'm
God damn
You just don't get it other places
Nope
There's nothing corporate that will allow you to do that
You're fired
You're fired
You're gone
You don't get multiple those
No
You get one of those and then you're gone
Let alone it happening over and over and over again
And honestly, I think I would be totally bored of this
If it wasn't within the context of him teasing
Who's the most important person in the world
So funny
I just don't know how you can
I mean, an actual broadcaster on air
Just being like, I got to go walk around the parking lot
And guess what?
You all deserve to die
You all deserve to die
Yeah, you got to die
I should have walked around before I said that
So Alex takes a breather
Of course
Comes back
Uh-huh
Tries to restart the show
Everybody shouldn't
He's gonna get to who the most important person is
Okay, good
And so who is the most important person in the world?
The start of the show, I told you I'd come back and do it
I told you you all deserve to die
But then I got too angry and didn't
And you see, here's the problem
That it's harder and harder for me to do the show
I'm 47
And my knowledge base is very advanced now
So everything I look at
Everything I read, everything I see
I have a deep, multi-faceted, multi-dimensional understanding of it
And at a certain level, that becomes painful
So Alex is not gonna reveal who the most important person is
But he's gonna complain that he can't do his job
Because he's so smart it hurts
That is
I mean
Wow
Amazing
Wow
Just wow
It's good stuff
Really?
It's good stuff
You're gonna look me in the face and tell me that
Well, he's not gonna look you in the face
Because there's rules against that
Well, that's true
That's true
That's fair
But he is gonna tell you
I'm so smart it hurts
We have to go back to a full home improvement relationship
Nope
Can't talk over fences either
Oh, that's right
Shit
Yep
So Alex, man, look
Yeah
He needs to be able to say the right words
He's talking
I quit
That would be great
I think he has those already
That's true
That's true
The way he's describing like his
What he needs to do in order to defeat the globalist
It almost sounds like he's like
If I can get the spell right
If I can get the word order in the incantation correct
It will work
This is just ridiculous
I've got this whole thing basically spring loaded
I wanna say when we come back
That I grasp in my mind
And then if I don't just keep that moment of understanding
And all those points I wanna make
Cause I'm out writing this down
I'm out reading a teleprompter
It all just dissipates like gas into the ether
And then I don't say the key thing
That if I say it just right
And explain the thought perfectly
Or almost perfectly
Then the public will grasp it
And also absorb it
And understand a blueprint for victory which we need
Nothing more frustrating than knowing
You've got the blueprint for victory
You've proven you can do it
God's given you the directive
And you can't get it done
Because you are weak
And I'm talking about myself
So my frustration here is not with the audience and the crew
My frustration is with the globalist
Killing everybody
And running around enjoying it
They love it
See it hurts us
They like it
They have fun doing all this
Oh they just love it
They just love it
And I have to control myself
And not go after them with rage
Cause we're not doing this for them
They don't deserve our hatred
We're doing it for the children who we love
Oh the children
But I tell you the globalists are gonna get it
Now when we come back
For the children
I'm gonna tell you who the most important person
In the world is
You are a fucking monster
And if you grasp this
And if you know this
You will have victory
If you understand this
It will defeat the globalists
That this is the most important person in the world
How many, what hour are we in right now?
We're still in the first hour
We're still in the first hour
Alex it was a short walk
In the parking lot
Okay
So but we're still a full
This is at least 45 minutes into the show
No probably maybe in the half hour range
Okay
Alright
Okay so we've teased him for a while
You know it's multiple segments into the show
For sure
When this was supposed to be done already
I should have been done so much sooner
Yeah
Okay
Do you have any guesses
I'd be interested to see where your head's at
I mean you know obviously
I think my guess right now
I'm sticking with Rand Paul
But that also seems really dumb
Which is also why I kind of think it might be true
You know what I'm saying?
He has been talking about Rand Paul a little bit more
Right
He's been trying to bully him
Right
So that kind of
He would be somebody who's on Alex's mind
Right
It could also be somebody who's like
The most important person in the world
As a target
You know like
This is the most important person in the world
And if they're the domino that gets taken out
See now that's fascinating
Because there are multiple ways that you could interpret
Most important person
Like the most valuable player
Exactly
Yes indeed
I'll just say don't worry about that
Okay
Okay
Are we ever gonna find out who it is
We are
We are
This will pay off
Phyllis Schlafly
Is she dead?
I'm pretty sure she's dead
I'm not sure
I had to look up if Ray Kurzweil was dead
I'm shocked to report
He is still alive
Oh my god
If it's Betty White
That's gonna be beautiful
I can't say
Alright
So here's a list
Alex comes back
Here's a list of some of the people who might be
What is this?
What is this?
So who is
The most important person
In the world today
And if you understand that point
I know
There's a rosetta stone
It is a skeleton sheet
I know
Into the wider universe
I get it
An understanding of our true destiny
And where we're going
Real quick
I know you're yelling about
Because it's frustrating
It's a little bit frustrating
How repetitive this is
It's very repetitive
I kind of have a little bit of a thick skin built up
Because I know how repetitive his bullshit is
Sure
Over and over again
Yeah
But in this case
I like it
No
I find it incredibly grating
And annoying
It is
Breaking my mind
But it's almost parody
It is
No
It's more
Inferiorating the parody
The level of this
Like the
Transparentness
Of the putting this off
Yeah
It is so bad
The me thinks you
Death protests too much
Does not even come close
To covering it
No
Who is it?
Is it
Is it Jeff Bezos?
Is it Elon Musk?
Is it the Queen of England?
Is it
Brad Pitt?
Maybe
Is it Donald Trump?
Is it?
Is it Vladimir Putin?
Could be
Is it Gigi Ping?
Maybe
Is it
The current Pope?
Give five more examples
Who is it?
Is it Novak Djokovic?
Who is it?
Who is saying
The most truth
In the most understandable way
That transcends left and right
And actually
Speaks to people
In a human message
Y'all tell me it's fucking Joe Rogan
On this planet
And if you know the answer to that
You know the answer to
The rest of the story
Wow
This is getting to be
He's moving it around a little bit
Yeah
Most important person now means
Like communicating
Yeah
I don't know
Look
This is a riddle
It's a grand riddle
Is someone important
Because they have 200 billion dollars
Of inflated garbage
Is someone important
Because they were
The president of the United States
Like President Trump
Yes
Is someone important
Because they've been in a lot of big movies
And are handsome
Like Brad Pitt
Yes
What do you got about Brad Pitt
That is how important it was
Is somebody the most important
Because the way you define
Who the most important person is
Says who you are
There's a big study out
That the more celebrity obsessed you are
The lower your IQ
And the less money you make
Translated, the more you believe in the system
The more you go along with its propaganda
The more diseased and dumbed down and poor you are
And when you go in the poor areas
They're all wearing a mask, aren't they
What, get to the point
What are we talking about
Well, that study was like a Hungarian study
Sure
It was a small group
It couldn't even
It doesn't even
Who cares
It's all inclusive things about
Being a causal relationship
Between being interested in celebrities
If you read us weekly
You're dead inside
Fine, whatever
So Alex is just obsessed with
Going off on sidebars
Like this
Talking about this study
And celebrities being dumb
Or this
Because you see
The establishment wants you to be alone
The establishment wants you to be dumb
The establishment wants you to be diseased
And die
Because they see you as a piece of garbage
Because they see themselves
Subconsciously as garbage
What
And they believe once they get rid of you
And your ugly hovel
And your ugly face
And your ugly kids in their view
That they'll finally be free
Because you won't be around
That's their real view
And just because you've got the general mass
Of people dumbed down
Not aware of standing up for themselves
Doesn't mean you have a right to kill them
Just because you're some
Inbred occultic globalist
That knows the basics of the third dimension
So that makes you a god
Because you're willing to crap all over
Other sentient creatures
And keep them in the dark
That makes you less than a man
Certainly not a god
It's not about you, man
So I ask you again
Who is the greatest living person
In the world?
Who has the greatest potential
To empower humanity?
This is such a mess
Alex has been teasing
And rambling this whole episode so far
About him revealing who the most important person
On earth is
But now he's moving the goalposts
Apparently now it's the greatest person on earth
Or the person with the most potential
To empower humanity
If Alex thinks those things are interchangeable
That's fine
But it also speaks to his subjective beliefs
Someone else could easily believe
That the most important person
And the person with the most potential
To empower humanity
Are two different people
Like you touched on
Like I think a very strong argument
Could be made
That you can make these separate
The most important person
Could actually be a force of evil
Importance is a value neutral concept
So if you were a terrifying dictator
Who was working against the cause
Of empowering humanity
And you were a threat to everyone
That person could easily be
The most important person in the world
But it's interesting to see
How disorganized Alex's thoughts are
Even about this clearly intentional
Tease session he's doing
Yeah, I mean, I just get caught up
Whenever he's like,
Oh, they think whenever they're gone
They'll finally be saved
And it's like, Alex, you think
Whenever you get rid of all of...
You just talked about you, man
That was you
He does that a bit
That was you, dude
Well, that's what happens
When your enemies are imaginary
And their plans are things you imagine them doing
Yeah, it is coming from inside the house, isn't it?
It is
So Alex gets to explaining his criteria
For what makes a person the most important
See, now...
That now I mean...
It is a little bit helpful
It's a little late
I'm telling you
I don't care if somebody's a movie star
I don't care if somebody plays football
That don't impress a him much
I've tested so much now
I don't even want to talk to him
You're fired
I don't care if...
If you...
What you did in the corrupt system
I care how much you care about humanity
How much you want to empower people
How much you're a populist
How much you believe in the species
Made in the image of God
That's my benchmark
That's what I'm going off of
That's my pole star
That's my north star
That is my spirit
That is my anchor
So I appreciate Alex spelling this out
And laying out what his criteria are
For the most important person in the world
It really doesn't make it clear
But it does make it clear to me
That this is a subjective opinion Alex has
It doesn't really mean anything
Whenever he gives this honorific title
It just means Alex likes this person
Yeah, I mean, really
When he said he's going to clarify
What it takes to be the most important person
He's just created more questions for me to ask
About what it is
His new subjective measurements actually mean
Well, I think that you should keep that in mind
But also throw it right the fuck out the window
That's fair
Because Alex, it's shifting around a little bit
Okay
So I ask you again
It isn't just, oh, who's the most famous?
Who's the richest?
That's not the winners
What is it proper to man to gain the whole world
And lose his soul?
Nothing
You got a lot of stats to get to, man
Who in the most loving, real, focused, Christ-like way
Balanced
Because I'm not Christ-like at times
You could say who's the most effective human
For humans right now
What?
And that'd be Joe Rogan or Alex Jones
For a pro-human future
Tucker Carlson a close third
But that's not who's the most effective
For humans at this time
Who's the most important?
So I guess now the most important person
Title that Alex is giving out is really better described as
Person disseminating ideas that Alex likes
Who is also not a well-known lunatic or bigot
So they fly under most people's radar?
Yes
Is that how we describe the most important person?
I think that's exactly how he's describing it
So who do you, do you have any other guesses?
Um
Because we're getting more information
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I mean, I, I mean
Now that the bar is set so low
I almost want to say it's James O'Keefe or something stupid like that
A truss pro
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Absolutely
That's an interesting guess
Thank you Alex, thank you
Thank you for bringing that up
That's an interesting guess you have
James O'Keefe
No
Do you have any other guesses?
I just want to try and get a galaxy of thoughts
You know, I, I mean, God
I want to say it's Steve Pochanic
But I just can't
I just can't
Alex is, uh, he's
That timeout's gonna last a little bit longer
Uh, than, uh
Is it even worse? Is it Kersh himself?
Is it that shitty sub-stack that's the
The most important person in the world?
I would suspect that when Alex isn't reading
Actively a Steve Kersh headline, he forgets who he is
Yeah, that would make sense
But also, interestingly, another
These steves are terrible
They are a lot of Steve Terribles on Infowars
Um, so maybe this will help you out
There's a couple more clues about the most important person
Who's the most important
Who?
Human in the world
The owl-ass?
Because
That human's gonna be a model for us
Because
That person is us
And we are that person
And once we realize that
We have the keys to destiny
And so this has to be done
This has to be said on air
Because I've seen it, I've known it, I've felt it
I've understood it
And now I've continued to witness it
But I'm gonna first tell you about this person
This person does not want to be president of the United States
This person cannot stand Hollywood
Okay
Fine
I wanted, I want to tell you something
Yeah
I actually knew who it was immediately
Okay, fine
Well, at least I thought I did
And then you were confirmed to be correct
Yes, of course you were
Of course you were
You're the only person who knew immediately
I don't want to pat myself on the back too much
But do you have any other ideas?
Like each time there's a new clue
No, no, I don't
I can't play this game because I don't get to know the answer in advance
You know what I'm saying?
Fair enough, but I think if I didn't know the answer
I'd still have a couple of thoughts spinning around in my head
That's why it's not fair
Because when you have those thoughts spinning around in your head
I'm not behind you being like, oh, who do you think it is now?
Who do you think it is now?
I'm not trying to like do that to embarrass you
I know, I understand
I'm just feeling a lot of pressure
I want to get it right
All right
I have that kind of brain, man
Here's some more clues
Okay
This person cannot stand New York rich people
They cannot stand Hollywood rich people
They cannot stand the establishment
They don't want to hang around with the system
They don't want to be embraced by the system
They are disgusted by the system
They are abhorrent of it
And that's why the system when they attack them says
Oh, they're a blue blood
Oh, they're part of the system
Oh, look, they're establishment
Oh, I know who it is
Yeah?
Ted Turner
Ted Turner
Ted Turner
Is he alive?
The depopulationist in chief
Absolutely, it's about time for him to come back
Ted Turner is on the side of the Patriots now
Yeah, he is
I think that he probably should disinclude him
because of all the talk about billionaires
Right, right, right
But he's a blue blood
True
I mean, oh
But that makes me think it's Tucker Carlson again
Uh
Well, maybe this will help
We can exclude one person
Oh, John F. Kennedy Jr. He's still alive
Alex isn't going to publicly comment on that
But we can exclude one person from the running
Elon Musk is not the most important person in the world
Agreed
Though he could become the most important person in the world
Wow, he thinks he is
A person in the world
Disqualified him immediately
Just like that
He could become the most potent person in the world
Just like that
And he understands that and is now moving towards that
And as we all move towards that
That center of pro-human gravity
We then learn the secret
That I will tell you when we come back
In the final segment of this episode
Motherfucker
Who the most important person in the world is
But I want you to understand something
This isn't hype
This isn't exaggeration
This is BS
This isn't any of that
We must recognize
From amongst our people
Who is the best
At promoting humanity
This is
God damn it
This is taking on
Do you know what I mean?
It's somewhere between grandiose and sacrilegious
At this point
I re-listened to
The Andy Daly podcast pilot project
The episode where they did the long story
The cactus Tony
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And this is exactly like the moment
Whenever the cop and the shrimp-sheller
Every time he says
Who is the most important person?
God damn it
Who is our...
What's your job?
I'm a shrimp-sheller
What do you do?
I sell shrimp
So wait
What do you do when you go to work?
I sell the shrimp
Okay, so if somebody comes up to you
And asks you
I sell them
Yeah
It is a little bit
It's exactly that
It's a little bit like playing handball
With the curtains
As they say
You're like trying to figure out
Like all right, who is this person?
After the break
Yeah, oh god
Now, before he goes to break
Alex says this
This is why I kind of think
It's on the verge of sacrilegious
So when we come back
I'll tell you who
The most important person
In the world is
And I want you to understand it
And I want it to sink in
And I want it to burn into your cells
And I want you to then ask yourself
Is this true to God?
Is this true to the Holy Spirit?
And if you're dialed into the same thing I am
You'll get the answer back then
Absolutely
And the example
Of people like this
Is the example for all of us
We gotta live like this person
Who's the most important person in the world
To mold ourselves after them
Because that's what God wants us to do
Okay, so I assume it's Jesus Christ
Otherwise this would be
A little bit strugglesome
I never even considered
Not for a second
Did I think that that was who Alex was gonna say
When I was listening to the episode
And even as we're discussing it
That didn't cross my mind
Never crossed your mind
Nope
Well, that sounds about right
Not at all
So we're back from break
And Alex is gonna give
Other people some bad news
You are not the most important person
I shall prove
So I've thought long and hard about this
And I know I'm right
And you'll know I'm right as well
Who is the most important person in the world?
It's not Donald Trump
Kate McKinnon
It's not the fake Pope
Which fake Pope?
It's not anybody in Hollywood
It's certainly not the portal
Reanimated corpse
Joe Biden or his fake
Vice president Kamala Harris
It's not Vladimir Putin
Because Vladimir Putin has Russia
The largest land mass in the world
And he has a lot of good people
And he's trying to build a Christian future
And he's going against the globalist
But he's not in America
So yeah, Putin could be it
But he's not in America
He's not in America
Yeah
Would he have gotten like a letter from somebody
If he had just said Russia and not Russia
The largest land mass in the world
I think he just likes to add decorations
He just likes to add that little
I mean, you know, I'm watching this
British baking show
And I'm like, decoration is important
That's true
Presentation is something
Yeah, I kind of understand
That's fair
No, I get you
Are you getting anywhere closer?
No
No
Boris Johnson
Here's some more
No, he hates Boris Johnson
Okay, good
Here's some new clues
The globalists have seized America
The globalists have occupied America
If we could take the country back peacefully
Without the revolution
They're trying to artificially trigger
Around January 6
Then we could really have a future
Of peace and justice
We could have a real shot at that
With Russia and with China
And with Asia and the Middle East
And Africa and Latin America
And I know the individual
That I'm going to say
Is the most important person in the world
Has that same idea
And has that same thought
And wants that
And when I recognize this individual
It's not to put him up on a pedestal
But it's to recognize
Who's done the best clean, professional, level-headed job
Despite all the attacks
And what I know they've gone through
Behind the scenes
That other people don't know about
It was something they didn't tell me I know about
Some of them they didn't tell me
To understand that
That's a benchmark
So Alex knows this person
Is it like Ron DeSantis or something?
Is it one of the shittier GOP House members?
Is it like Kevin McCarthy or something?
Can you imagine if it was?
No, of course not
Of course not
I'm excited to gym Jordan
That would be fucking hilarious
Alright, we have one last clip
Oh my god
Before it's revealed
These are less than any helpful clips
But this one actually
Alex completely shifts
What the point even is
Okay
So who is the most important person in the world?
God damn it
The most important thing in the world is the people
That's where we get the world populism
I was waiting for it
Politics of the people
What's common sense
What's works
What's equitable
What's fair
What makes sense
God's law
Common law
The Bill of Rights
Constitution
Declaration of Independence
Those are all just examples of that
Just manifestations of people's will
What?
So who's the greatest populist of them all?
So now it's who's the greatest populist of them all
Instead of the most important person
Or the greatest
I mean, I'm going to go with Rootsmanuva
No?
I want to say that you have been done dirty
By Alex
And that you have already said the name of the person
Okay
Alright
Do you want to make a last guess before it's revealed?
Of the names that I have said
Yes
I'm going to disqualify Sinead O'Connor
Yes
Good call
And that's the only one
No, I don't know
You don't
No, who is it?
Well, let's find out
Here we go
Okay
So who's the greatest populist of them all?
In America and as an example around the world
Who's listened to in Japan
And in South Africa
And in Mexico
And in Canada
And in the United States
Who all over the world
When I talk off record to world leaders
In South America
Or in Israel
Or in Eastern Europe
Who do they talk about
And who's unifying them to have a pro-human future
Against the great reset in the new world order
Well, you know who it is
It's Tucker Carlson, ladies and gentlemen
What?
Tucker Carlson is the most important person in the world
You said he was third
I told you he got done dirty
He was third
He said it's Joe Rogan me
And then Tucker Carlson in a close third
I was there
No, but he was talking about who's the most effective
It's fucking bullshit
Because you were right
Because for me it was either Joe Rogan or Tucker Carlson
Like from the start
But come on, man
That's fucking bullshit
I didn't even think it was Joe Rogan
Honestly, I thought it was Tucker
I couldn't imagine it being Tucker
Tucker's too much of a dick
Well, I think he's exactly who Alex wants to associate himself with right now
That's true
But also, like, look
I don't want to brag
I'm not bragging
But I knew from the jump it was Tucker
Fucking course it was
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Second thought that I have is like
Alex has so little to talk about on this episode
That he spent an hour building up to saying
That Tucker is the most important person in the world
This show is so dumb
But God, that's great
That's amazing
That refreshed me
That reinvigorated me on my like
You know, I mean, a couple weeks ago Alex was talking about how the anger is just
It's all juice
That's what it is
That's what fuels him
This has been one of the more infuriating hours of Alex's content in my entire life
But see, that's what makes it fun for me
I'm so mad
Right
This is
I've transmuted my anger into entertainment for the people
Yes
As manifested through your anger
Right
You just explained our show
Yeah
So Alex talks a little bit about why Tucker gets this little bit of a title
Why?
Somebody like Tucker Carlson knows that Ted Cruz got a talking point from Garland and from the establishment
And that they are preparing to claim that the American people are about to stage terror attacks
And try to assassinate Biden
I told you that months ago, it's in the news today
And they're going to try to sew us up and bring in martial law
And the lawyer, the Bush minion, Ted Cruz, who poses as a patriot all these years
Who is a wolf in sheep's clothing, Tucker Carlson believes
And he's got better sources than I have believing
Has to be cut out and destroyed
And like a populist general, Tucker Carlson just tore his guts out
Yep
So it's all just a reaction to Tucker's interview with Ted Cruz right before
Man
I mean, that is such a huge, that really is like a huge interview though
Like the idea to me of being alive in the building for the first time in my life
In my entire political career, really being afraid that a mob would tear the walls down and kill me
And then a year later, to have to sit across from that whiny, sniveling piece of shit, Tucker Carlson
And lick his feet
Yeah
That is, me, like in the body of me right now, I'm ready to kill Tucker Carlson
If that was me, and Tucker Carlson was like, if I was Ted Cruz, I would have leaped across the table and started strangling him
But you have to
I almost died
You have to recognize how weak Ted Cruz is
Oh man, so weak
His track record is pretty shitty
Oh, it's bad, but that's bad, man
Yeah, ooh
So Alex talks a little bit more about this, that interview actually
He has a slightly different take on it than you do
Tucker Carlson knows the terror attacks are coming
Tucker Carlson knows the state civil war is coming
Tucker Carlson knows the big events coming
And the end of America, and he's trying to stop it and making an issue in front of all the other conservatives
And all the Christians and all the Fox News Republicans
And saying, stop putting up with Mitch McConnell
And with Ted Cruz, and with Rand Paul
He's coming against the vaccine, it doesn't work, it's dangerous, it's poison
And Josh Hawley and all of them, because they all fear the liberal media
They all fear the George Soros system
When they better start fearing us
And that's the instinct Tucker Carlson's got
At the top of his game, I know off record, not from others
Almost paid nothing to get actual free will and to have his own voice on Fox
I think Alex kind of let's slip there
What actually makes him think that Tucker's the most important person in the world
It's that in Tucker, Alex sees a person who actually has the ability to humiliate senators and essentially sway power on the right wing
He sees someone who, if he can piggyback it, Alex can use to re-establish the illusion that he has any effect on the real world
If Tucker can humiliate Ted Cruz, and Alex pretends to be totally in line with Tucker and secretly his best friend
Then it's kind of like Alex inspired Tucker to humiliate Ted Cruz, and thus Alex is really the one with the power to sway politics
This is a fine game for Alex to play, and though I think it stinks of desperation, it may well work a little bit for a while
There is an essential problem with this though, and it's that people should ask themselves if they're in Alex's audience
If Tucker and Alex are such good friends and on exactly the same page, why has Tucker never had Alex on any of his shows?
Like lately on any of these, he has multiple shows, he has a radio show, he has two TV shows
Why doesn't Tucker show up as a guest on Info Wars periodically if there are a couple of the very few comrades in this fight against Alex's enemies?
Possibly more bitingly, why wasn't Alex interviewed for Tucker's documentary about January 6th?
He was at the Capitol, and clearly Tucker had no problem interviewing shifty weirdos since he had Ali Alexander interviewed in it
The fact that Tucker seems to have a staunch resistance to being publicly personally associated with Alex should be something that causes the audience to ask themselves some serious questions
This is Trump all over again, basically
Trump came on Alex's show once to sell his book in December 2015 and he never came back, and he never publicly associated himself with Alex in any way
The narrative that Trump and Alex were on the same page came almost entirely from Alex's stories, and in the end I think it's pretty safe to say that most of them were made up
Now Alex has to jettison that mainstream avatar for him to live vicariously through because Trump likes the vaccine
So it seems like maybe Alex is trying to lean hard into glomming onto Tucker in order to preserve some image of relevance in the actual world
Also there's absolutely no chance that Tucker makes almost no money at Fox
According to CNN, back in 2020 he was making $10 million a year, largely based on the fact that his show drove 16% of the channel's entire ad revenue
That number probably went up a bit, but maybe is dipped since because one of his main sponsors was MyPillow, and Michael and Dell might not be shelling out as much ad money these days as he was in the fun salad days
Yeah, I mean with Tucker though, he's at that type of money that his salary $10 million a year is nothing to him
Probably not
Like he owns part of Fox fucking News, if he sells out he's got a billion dollars
And before he even came in, he's an heir to a large fortune
Money is imaginary to him
But you know it's not
What?
Bowtie
So yeah, Alex spent an hour talking about this
That was an amazing performance, truly
There is a certain part of me that respects how hard
It's a commitment to a bad bit
It is
It's not
It's a commitment to a bad bit
There's a difference between somebody who really muscles through for a bit that's worth it
And then there's this, which is just like, yes you will keep saying, I'll tell you after the break
Right, right
Yeah, I mean it's not Neil Hamburger, you know
But boy, at no point in time did he ever think, man I gotta stop doing this
I just can't do this
Probably not, and I think a big part of it too is that Alex was keenly aware that if I do this
Maybe people will report on me doing an hour about how Tucker's the most important person in the world
Which will publicly associate me with him and get me more attention
And that's exactly what he starts talking about
Right
Now I want listeners to understand something
Media matters and Newsweek and CNN are gonna pick up what I said and did in the last hour
Raising Tucker Carlson, they're gonna say, Alex Jones
I can see the headlines
Blows Tucker Carlson, something like that
Probably already out there, I mean I know how they operate
That's not what I did, I celebrated humanity
He's just, he's begging for them to write these headlines
Wow, somebody please, please
Oh boy
Yeah, that's very sad, very very
That deflates every bit of enjoyment I had
That's, yeah, and I think there's a reality to it that you kinda gotta wrestle with
But at the same time, man, fun
Yeah, very fun, very fun
You just gotta leave the subtext subtext, man
Don't make the subtext text, that's just a simple rule
So Alex says something really weird in this next clip that I think
I don't think he actually believes
Okay
We need to celebrate the people that tell the truth
We need to promote the populace that are pro-human
Not the people that tell you they're fighting racism all day
Not the people that tell you they're fighting for your whatever gay marriage all day
Those are all red herrings
But people that are promoting a pro-human future period for everybody
Anybody that talks about groups is attacking humanity
Anybody that talks about humanity as a whole
And believing in ourselves and coming together is the good guys
So if you talk about groups, you're the bad guy
But if you talk about humanity as a whole, you're good
Right
Now I know that Alex talks about white people all the fucking time
Yes, he does
And I put this together in five minutes
Okay
But boy, there have been plenty of hate crimes against white people
And it doesn't matter, ladies and gentlemen
Because the leftist judges and the leftist media and the leftist system
Time and time again say
You go free
Before election, Putin offers 8.6 billion to Russians to have more babies
Here the left is saying if you're white especially, don't have more babies
I've seen this good movement to have bumper stickers or
Signs put up around town that say it's okay to be white
They have social workers that ask them questions under this
Or mommy and daddy spanking you
Are they yelling at you because we've got a nice foster home
Especially if you're blonde-haired and blue-eyed like this little girl
She better be careful
Because they can get half a mil for them
Whites have the highest IQ
On average
Who's really being targeted racially is white people
Does that mean I hate black people? No
I mean, that's just from 5 minutes of looking in our clips
But also, I miscut that
Because when he says there's bumper stickers of it's okay to be white
The next thing he says is I'm gonna make a shirt that says
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I mean, he doesn't care
It's a red herring when it's sort of
Non-whites
Well, when it's groups that he's not a third of
Discussing issues that are important to them
And advocating for their own rights
When it's white people, it's not really even a group
Right
Or the alternative is that Alex doesn't think
That people who are not white are not part of the totality
Yeah
Of humanity
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I guess he could choose whichever he wants, either way, he's a fucking racist
Right
Anyway, Alex kind of realizes
Oh, man, I spent an hour of my show doing that Tucker thing
That was bad
I might want to cover other things
Okay
I just spent a lot of time on that
I wanted to get a tech CEO on
Right when their platform was exploding
They just got launched, I don't know, eight months ago or so
And so the CEO or the head of founder of Getter is gonna be joining us
To talk about a whole flotilla of issues coming up next segment
Yeah, so Jason Miller, the CEO of Getter
Yeah
Who used to be a part of the Trump administration
He's got some flotillas to bring about
So many flotillas
Jason Miller
A tranche of flotillas
A tranche of flotillas tossed about
Yeah, this is just pathetic
Alex is just trying to piggyback on what Rogan did when he drove traffic to Getter
Yep
And welcome back, ladies and gentlemen
We have Jason Miller with us
He's an American communications strategist
Local advisor and CEO, best known as the chief spokesperson
The Donald Trump 2016 presidential campaign and transition
Donald Trump, he was a senior advisor to the Trump 2020 Relation Campaign
In March of 2021, Miller became a contributor for Newsmax
Miller left his position as Trump's spokesperson in June of 2021
To become the CEO of the social network Getter, G-E-T-T-R
And we've been on there a while, have hundreds of thousands of followers
But I saw my good friend Joe Rogan last week started really promoting it
Got millions of people to go over there
And that is very, very excited
We want to promote independent groups out there
Yep, got the Joe Rogan stamp of approval
So now we're going to promote it as well, sweet
So look, it's supposed to be this free speech platform
But in December, they kicked Nick Fuentes off the site
Jesus Christ
After that happened, Getter also banned users from posting the word groiper
Because Fuentes' fans were posting too much about how he got kicked off
Fun
Also, just after Getter launched, we should not forget that their API was so weak
That hackers were able to scrape personal information off a ton of users
They got hacked immediately
So also, there was this Stanford Internet Observatory Cyber Policy Center
They did a review of Getter's operations in August 2021
And they found some fun stuff and then also some not fun stuff
Fun stuff
Quote
Getter markets itself as a non-bias social network
Where users are able to post content more freely than Twitter
In some ways, however, Getter is more restrictive with content policy
Than the platform it contrasts itself with
For example, in the app, but not on the website
Users were initially prevented from posting expletives
Presented with an error message of
Sorry, we don't allow abusive words
You fundamentally don't understand your audience, sir
That's where
Abuse is the point
Now, more troubling, less funny
This report also found
Quote
Very few, if any, mechanisms for detecting spam
Violent content, pornography, and child exploitation imagery are present
Getter instead appears to be relying on community reporting models
Which has not proved successful
Essentially, there is a program that can
Just entirely block images that are in the database of child exploitation imagery
And sites like Twitter have that software
And there are trial images that aren't child exploitation images
That are in that data set
That are used by researchers like people at the Cyber Policy Center
In order to test if people are using that software
Right, okay, I gotcha
And so they used these test images on Getter and they were able to post them
Which means that they don't have these sort of standard blocks on this content
So if I understand correctly, their first thought was no swears
And then their next thought was child exploitation is fine
I don't know if they would be saying it's fine
But they didn't do the requisite steps that most people use in order to safeguard against this content
It's so weird that somebody from the Trump administration would just go off all half-cocked
Without a full support structure in place
Seems very strange
That's odd
Yup
So anyway, also there's some fun stuff in this interview
One large question is like, hey dude, you worked for the Trump administration
Right
Why isn't Trump on Getter?
That would be a big question
So I don't get into any inside baseball, but why is it Trump promoting Getter?
How do we get him over there?
Yeah, so two parts of that answer, Alex, and I'll just be very blunt in the front with you
Even before I formally launched Getter, I was in negotiations with President Trump
To try to bring him to the platform
And obviously he has a big name
Everyone knows that President Trump is Ratings Gold
Everything he touches turns into something that's fantastic and exciting
I put a big, big offer in front
When I say big, like, you can go buy a sports franchise big
Somebody else came along and made an even bigger offer
And that's the thing with President Trump is he very much is the deal maker and chief
Trump is viable
That is the thing about the person you want to be your commander in chief
Is a complete lack of loyalty in the face of a larger offer
Yeah
That's just America
Also, Trump is endorsing the vaccine, Alex shouldn't want him on Getter
What is even happening anymore?
Nothing matters anymore
Nope
So anyway, this is a free speech platform
Sure
Except for they kicked off Nick Fuentes
Wow
Hmm, interesting
They also have some other restrictions
Really our kind of our value proposition is the fact that we're the free speech platform
Where nobody is going to get canceled or sent to digital jail or de-platformed or algorithm
Except for Nick Fuentes
For speaking your political opinion
And you really hit the nail in the head up front where we do not allow pornography
We do not allow ISIS
Unlike Twitter, we do not allow the Taliban or the Ayatollah or the political director for Hamas
But people want to come on and express their political opinions
Then they can't
What?
There has to be a real digital townsport
Not this nonsense BS
Where Dorsey and Zuckerberg and those guys say
But what can't Hamas be?
As long as you don't mention climate change
As long as you don't mention election fraud
Or you don't mention these tyrannical vax mandates
Then you can have free speech
My dude, all those things are widely discussed on Twitter
I mean
Very easy to find
But Nana's
Tons of climate change denial, vaccine denial, election denial
Now, yeah, it's interesting the way that he's defining free speech
Speech I like
No pornography
Whatever, it's the family site
Sure
Yeah, yes, absolutely
But then you have no Muslim extremism in quotes
But you're really going to just cater this to white extremism
Yes, exactly
That's what we're trying to say
Free speech meaning white people only
But then not people who are so overt as Nick Fuentes
Because you're running a website that could get in trouble
Listen
We want a white supremacist website
That doesn't have any overt white supremacists on there
We don't want to be stormfront
Come on
We want to create this thing
That caters to the people who are kicked off Twitter
But then we're going to have to kick them off
If they behave the way that they did when they got kicked off Twitter
Alright
Yep
Seems like you got a good business model
You got it
So anyway, you also can't use some words
But as long as you're able to essentially control yourself
And not threaten illegal activity
Or go into the racial and religious epithets
That you have a welcome place here
Then what's free speech mean?
What does it mean to you?
It just means that I can't say capitalism's bad
That's what free speech is
I think to him it's that they want to be able to be in charge of the social media platform
Yeah, of course
And be able to restrict things that they want to restrict
As opposed to the things that Twitter sees fit to restrict
Things I like, things I don't like
Yes
I have thoughts
My notes are
I find this to be an incredibly boring prospect
Do not believe that this website is going to be any...
Like we've done this over and over again
Parler, Gab, all this stuff
The whole reason they like Twitter is because there are liberals for them to bitch at
To argue with
Exactly
And like to troll
If you put them alone, they won't like it
There's no one to bitch at
That's the whole point
They just are bitching at each other
Or to antagonize because that's a sport
That's the whole point
That's the game
Absolutely
We would love you to stay on Gutter
So much of that social media experience for a lot of folks is based on trying to rile other people up
Because it's funny for them
Yeah, that's the whole thing
And I think that sucks
But in a vacuum where it's all people trying to fuck with each other
Yeah
It's just not as effective
And you're so close to Gutter
That's a bad name choice
So Alex, I don't care about this guy's interview
I don't really give a shit at all
He's shitty
So Alex comes back
He's spent quite a while interviewing Gutter
Right
He's spent an hour talking
I've changed my mind about who the most important person is
He's steadfast on that
Okay
But man, he has not done a whole lot on his show
Before I get into that, there's a lot of stuff coming in
A lot of breaking news
A lot of stuff I want to hit coming up
At the bottom of the hour
I got to talk about something
I got to talk about our biggest problem in full wars
And who the main problem is
And it's me
It's Alex Jones
Yep
Yeah, no, no, I agree
I know a lot of ways to reach more people
I know a lot of ways to get more information out
And I know what I've got to do to win
I mean, I'm on a path that if I follow it, we will win
And yesterday, I plugged 30 seconds in
Four hours
Today, I've not plugged during the main show
People say, well, you got all these ads
Everybody knows people don't tune in the ads
Well, I mean, let's see
I don't know if this is entirely accurate
I wasn't really paying attention, but like
You don't get to give yourself credit for not plugging when you storm out
On the show
Yeah, there is that
That's
I don't know
I think that balance doesn't
I mean, you've got one really big long plug for Tucker Carlson, really
An hour long one
An hour long one
So this is Alex, his response essentially to the news breaking on the Huffington Post
Sebastian Murdock on Friday released an article that covered the financial documents
That Alex and InfoWars turned over in the process of discovery
In the phase of the Sandy Hook case they're in
Right, all right
The headline is, quote, Alex Jones's InfoWars store made $165 million over three years records show
Which is fair, but it also leads to a number of inaccurate and possibly just hasty conclusions that I'd like to touch on
Before Alex even gets into this
The first thing is that this spreadsheet that was covered in the story
It only reflects sales numbers
This says nothing about profit or actual money brought in by InfoWars above expenses
It's very unclear from the available information what kind of profit margin Alex has on these sales
So the actual amount this money reflects InfoWars bringing in could be a number that's within a range
And it's really hard to determine where we are inside that range
That being said, Alex, the amount of money that he's making after expenses is still a very high amount of money
But this number, this $165 million is also split up over the course of three years
And Alex probably has massive overhead from payroll to lawyers to business related tank expenses
He also constantly runs free shipping specials
And there's a column in the spreadsheet that is sales shipping
You know, if that reflects some expense that he has to cover from free shipping
That could be looking at a decrease of over $7.5 million in this time period
The impression that I get from these numbers is that I actually would have expected them to be higher
$165 million actually seems low to me based on what I kind of thought was going on
No, you're not wrong
People don't engage in this kind of shithead grifting that Alex does if it's not massively profitable
So I'm not sure that any of these sales figures really surprise me that much
Another thing that really confused me about the discussion surrounding this spreadsheet
Is the impression that it reflects a sudden and massive jump in sales in November 2015
The beginning of the spreadsheet is for September 18th, 2015, and it shows $15 worth of sales
The next entry is for October 5th, 2015, which shows $81.90 in sales
Which kind of implies that there weren't any sales in between
Then by late November, you're looking at sales over $30,000 a day
And it just goes up from there, occasionally topping $100,000 until April 2016
Where it gets pretty routinely $100,000 per day, that pattern
Some people have suggested that he started making money on the shop around this time
But that's just not possible
The Infowars Store, be it primarily operated at InfowarsStore.com or InfowarsShop.com
Has existed since at least 2010
And an article from 2010 in Texas Monthly discusses a claim from Alex that he made $1.5 million
And add revenue and sales from the store in the past year
It's inconceivable that he could be getting periodic sales of less than $100 a day
And some days apparently not bringing in any sales at all in this period prior to September 2015
Then you have to consider the money bombs that he did and has done over the years
Which predate the time period this spreadsheet covers
That money isn't reflected anywhere
I can't prove this
But my best guess is that this set of data reflects the migration of sales to a different account than they were previously counted in
I can only theorize on this point, but it seems really bizarre to me that this document begins literally at the exact same time
That Ted Anderson, the owner of Midas Resources and Genesis Communications
Which syndicates Alex's show and was his primary sponsor
Was in court dealing with a case that would lead to him losing his license to sell precious metals
That case began on September 11th, 2015
And Alex's money bomb in 2015 was on September 16th
That's right
It's very difficult for me to believe that this timing isn't a coincidence
I mean it could be, but it seems plausible to me that prior to Ted's legal problems coming to a head
Their finances might have been more intertwined than you would expect
And after Ted was no longer able to engage in his primary business
Info wars started keeping their finances much more separate
Just on a very basic level, they raised about a million dollars in that money bomb
And that money is absolutely not reflected in this spreadsheet
Even though in theory it does cover the time period after the mom, it should be in there
Another thing that's important to remember is that this spreadsheet is barely labeled at all
And it's really up to the person looking at it to try and deduce exactly what these numbers show
For instance, one column says total sales, but nowhere in this document is it explained what this is the total sales of
It's assumed that this is the total sales from the Info Wars store, but that's not concretely shown in the document itself
It's a pretty good assumption that this is showing Info Wars store sales, but it's still a little bit of an assumption
The one point I want to make about the Huffington Post article is that a bit of context is missing
For instance, the article contains this paragraph
Quote
The gamble of backing Trump appeared to pay off
Of the more than three years of data reviewed by HuffPost, Info Wars most profitable days happened around the 2016 presidential election
The day of the election, November 8th, the Info Wars store more than doubled its sales from the previous day, making a total of $660,000
The next day, after Trump won, more than 8,700 orders were placed on the Info Wars website, totaling nearly $850,000 in sales
It's fine to connect this surge in sales to supporting Trump, but it's also important to point out that Info Wars did a 52-hour marathon over the course of those days
Which probably has an increase in sales a bit, you know, that have that impact
That is an important context to why the sales are so high
Yeah, it was weird because I couldn't read the, I mean obviously the conceit of our show, but I couldn't avoid seeing some of the numbers
And then going over, like, we talked about him during that time period and seeing like little things that don't quite make sense in that context, you know?
Sure, and I think that's, you know, the sense that I get from it is like, okay, this is interesting as probably a minimum
Yeah
But it's a minimum, but then also there's obviously expenses that are taken out of it
Right
So I don't know, I think it gives a very fascinating glimpse, but I also don't think it, I think it raises more questions than it answers
Yeah, I mean, you're right, it seems low
It seems low
And the time period before this, you were still making a ton of money
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Stuff with Dr. Group and the supplements was going back to at least 2013
No, in 2014 and 20, yeah, that era, I remember Dr. Group being very happy
Yeah
I think that there is a broader picture that is not available from the information that we have
And I would be interested in more information as it comes out
But I do think that the timing of this document starting right when Ted Anderson lost his license
Yeah
And Alex did that money bomb
I, if it's a coincidence, it's an amazing coincidence
It would be an astonishing coincidence, like a very lucky one too
Yeah
So Alex rants about money, of course he does
And look, he doesn't really want money
And so we've never hidden how much money we bring in, I've told you on there
Yeah, last year we sold 30-something million dollars worth of food
And we made less than 10 million
It doesn't matter, it went into what we're doing
I told you, I sold my house to fund the money into this
My bigger house, I have a smaller house, I never liked the big house, I got it as an investment
Wait, so then it doesn't mean anything
I'm not a leftist that's ashamed of money
I'm not a leftist that's ashamed of wealth
Hell, if you made it and you did it and it's great, you make a better invention, everybody buys it
It's a spaceship, that's great, but my mission is not to just have a bunch of money
That's way down the line that my hierarchy needs
My mission is to build an infrastructure to resist the new world order
And take them on, and they know that
Man, nothing screams, I only want to make money to build an anti-new world order infrastructure
Like Alex having to distinguish between which of his multiple houses he allegedly had to sell to stay on air
Yeah, it was the investment property, let's make sure that we all know that it was money he spent on a home no one could live in
The fact that he was able to sell this house is clear evidence that he never actually needed it to begin with
But there was something about having multiple houses that was appealing to him
Maybe it was the luxury of it, maybe it was the convenience, or like he said, maybe it's just the investing aspect of it
But whatever the case, this was achievable only because of the money he brings in from the show
That money could easily have gone towards this infrastructure he's pretending to be building
But Alex prioritized things like having multiple homes, or buying a tank, or having the ridiculous gun collection that he has
He can claim that he wants to just build an anti-new world order infrastructure, and that's great
But honestly, it's just a way to keep the audience pacified about how much money he's actually bringing in
And how it's not going to an anti-new world order infrastructure
Unless that's code for his lawyers, that's possible
Hey, you know, it's just great when your populist leader has a room where everything's made of gold
It just makes you feel like, yeah, this guy gets it
So the other thing too is like, I think that Alex is kind of spiritually correct
I have heard him say that they make like millions of dollars at the store
True, true, yes
I don't think he, I don't think they've been as high as like 50 million a year
I don't think that number is close to what he's cited
Yeah
But he has said that they sell a lot of stuff, because I have to
But it's at such a discount
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're still getting high quality products, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole thing
Yeah, and I don't know, I think that there's a middle ground that is accurate
Yeah
Alex is still lying a little bit, because he's embellishing how honest he has been about his numbers
Right, right, right, right
But he's not lying totally, he has talked about bringing in a lot of money at the store
Yeah, I mean, he's defensively had to say, listen, I do have a shit ton of money, but it's cool, you know
This is the first time I think I've heard him say that it's his second home
Yeah, that one's, that one's in, that one's new
Typically you just say, I'm selling my house
I'm selling my house
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Anyway, he gets into the actual Huffington Post story itself, and he gets a few details wrong
I'm gonna cover this, because it's bigger than Alex Jones, it's all just their attack
Big Tech has its trillions and spies on you and sells your data and censors you
Oh, but they're good Big Tech with their jumbo jets
And, you know, Google has more than 20 people worth over $50 billion
You know, oh, that's okay
Jeff Bezos with $200 million and all that's all right
But look at this, the left
Alex Jones info store made, they think you're so stupid
You mean the word is grossed
$165 million over three years, that's a little exaggerated but pretty much accurate
And they go on to say, Jones has $165 million, he can pay it to the Sandy Hook families
I'm curious about him saying that's fairly accurate
That's interesting, I don't know if I believe that
These are the numbers that I gave them, and they're fairly accurate
Fairly accurate
It seems like a little weird thing for you to say, considering it's the information that you gave
That is a little strange
Yeah
They also, the article doesn't say that he has $165 million, that's a lie that Alex is using to a straw man, if you will
And also, it doesn't say that he needs to give it to the Sandy Hook families
But also, look, this article has some unintended consequences
And here's one of them
Christian broadcast has people that run businesses
And they know if your business brings in a million dollars, you're lucky if you get 10,000
So my listeners, I know off of this, because no weapon formed against us will prosper
And I haven't even plugged in the last two days, this reminds me
In the name of this, I'm plugging every segment
And we're gonna actually raise the money we need to stay on air and launch all these operations
Unreal
Unreal
I should have just gone and raised money from you, but I want it all in here
But the idea that, oh, Jones, look, he's got gold, look at him
He's like a rapper, he's got gold, like Scrooge McDuck and DuckTales diving into gold
He says he needs money, but he doesn't, he's got plenty of money
This is how you do it
Yeah
An article like this comes out and is like, oh yeah, fuck you, I'm gonna plug more
Yeah, I was gonna say, but why would you think that this would affect him?
Yeah
Like, at what point do you see a televangelist with their own jet before you go, oh, they don't care if they're rich
But I also don't think that the, like obviously I don't think the intention of the Huffington Post article was to like
No, no, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure
We're gonna crush you with this information, it's reporting out information that we've got
Totally, I'm almost thinking about Alex's response
His is the smart response, if you want to make more money, though, is to be outraged
You bet
How dare you, sir, yeah, that'll do
They're trying to crush me with this, and in response, I'm gonna raise more money
Right, exactly
Yeah, that makes sense
Cool
So Alex goes out to break, this is disgusting
And that's the great part about it is, there isn't any money
And that's why they're so pissed, because they're never gonna get anything
It all goes into the operation, and the employees and the bandwidth
We'll be right back, stay with us
I mean, look, Alex is essentially laughing at the Sandy Hook families
That's basically what he's doing, he's laughing, ah, you're never gonna get any money, ha
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I just think, like, even, I mean, it's just bad, it's just a bad mentality
It's a mark of a disgusting person
It is super villain-esque
Yep
It is really, really fucked up, it's literally in a movie whenever you finally get to the bad guy
And they've stolen all your gold, and then they're like, ha, I scattered it to the four wins, you have lost, sir
And you're like, nah, like, yeah, that's it
Yeah
That's a super villain
Pretty shitty
So, look, Alex was gonna take a week off, I thought he was gonna take the rest of his life off
But he was gonna take a week off, but this article has changed things
Oh my god
So I pledged this, because here's, I was gonna take off next week
But I'm not taking it off now, and I'm not coming in here, and I'm not whining
Quite frankly, we were three million dollars in the hole, and I was gonna have to spend every dime from our home sale to pay for that off, which is fine
But actually, I'm gonna put that in new projects
I'm coming in here next week, and we're raising three million dollars next week in the name of defeating this
And I'm not gonna be a bitch anymore, and I'm gonna be drinking wine
That's televangelism
Oh
Seriously
Wow
So yeah, three million dollars next week
No vacation
That's fucking classic Jim Baker
Days when Jim Baker would be like, they said I'm a fraudster, and you're gonna give me more money
And you're like, okay, fine, man
Yeah, they say I'm a fraudster now, I'm gonna commit a fraud
Yeah, and you guys gotta give me money to commit it
Yeah, it's pretty fun
I would say that based on the temperature around InfoWars prior to this
And how Alex was quitting a bit and storming off air
And he started this episode off by saying everyone needed to die and walked around to the parking lot for a while
Canceling a vacation is probably not the best idea
I would have taken some time off
I think that if he forces himself to come in to raise this three million dollars
He might be quitting every day of that next week
It could be a struggle
It could be a struggle
Awful
I mean, it's kind of a little bit like
While you're listening to this, you have to be like, I better give Alex some money
Otherwise he's gonna keep telling me I deserve to die
Yeah
And that makes me feel bad
That makes me feel bad
I don't like being told I deserve to die, I better go buy some lies
So now, I don't want to be a dick, I'm not saying this article is bad at all
No, of course not
A lot of my criticism or the things that I'm responding to are perhaps interpretations of information from this
That I've seen on Twitter and on social media
Daniel, pick Knits
You're a nitpicker
A little bit
You're a little bit of a nitpicker
No, that said, there is an inaccuracy in the article
And I have to give it up to Alex, he is totally correct
Oh no
As much begging as I do, we can barely pay the bills
Jones told a caller on Thursday during a segment
I was ready to show prompting, promoting the M4 store
That's an ad from years ago
I'm not going to stop growth and let them push us backwards
I need your help, Frank
I need your help
So they said I said that on Thursday on the show, okay
That's absolutely correct
That's an ad
That's an old ad
We've talked about this a lot
We've talked about that one a lot
I need your help, Frank
That's a classic
And the article does say that he said that on Thursday
Right
He probably did play that commercial
Sure
But that's, yeah, that's
All right
I mean, it's, again, pick and knit
Pick and knit
But still
It's hard to argue that he did not say it Thursday
Look
I mean, he didn't say it Thursday, but he did say it Thursday
I have to give it up when Alex says something that is actually correct
You're right
You're right
So, look, Trump, he's trying to, you know, he's trying to make his social media thing
He raised a billion dollars
Can you imagine what Alex would do with a billion dollars?
I got four hundred and something thousand dollars in my bank account
Which for somebody running an operation this big is nothing
And the business account's got a few million in it to pay for stuff out in the future and operate
And I wish we had a billion dollars
Like Trump raised two billion now or whatever a social network that's built on BS
I wish it was real
Imagine what I'd do with two billion dollars
I'm not ashamed of money
I'm not ashamed to have the money
But I don't have money
Because I spent all the money I had fighting for this country
And fighting for freedom
And taking these people on
And then I get to sit there and have them give them everything
And then go, he gave us nothing
That's why we have all his documents
And put them in the newspaper illegally
Weird voice
There's gonna come a time where you can't buy our products and can't help us
And then that's when they're coming for you
We can beat them, folks, but you gotta get pissed
And you're missing your war capital in our accounts now to fight for your stand with us
I want a million dollars today
My God, we're down to a couple million here
We're gonna fight this damn war with no money
I'll give you everything I got
But I need money
And these sons of bitches don't want us to have it
To fight them
So the first hour of the show is an outburst
And then teasing to announce that Tucker Carlson's the most important person in the world
Right
Then the second hour is largely an ad for Gabb
Or I'm sorry, not Gabb
But I'll start with G and they're the same thing
Gutter
And then now the third hour has become Alex responding to this article by screaming about needing money
So this is fun, I mean this show is worthwhile
I'm starting to think that the reason he took such a long time in that first hour was because he really
It's kind of thin today
Pretty thin
Maybe a little thin on the stacks
I wonder if almost like this news broke in the huff post
And he's like, oh thank God
I could see him being like, oh I've got material
So look, we make jokes
We do, that's something we do
And one of the things we've been joking about is that Alex keeps quitting
And storming off his show
He has quit and stormed off quite a bit
And look, there's only one reason that he's still at Infowars
Because of you, because of the greatness
No, no, it's because he loves the crew
Oh, it's because he loves the crew
The wubblest jokers
I've only stayed here in Infowars because I'm loyal to my crew and I like them
I've got so many deals lined up and so many big things ready to go
It's that I physically haven't done it yet
But I'm going to
You ain't shutting nothing up
You're not shutting Jack crap down
The only person doing it's God
When he decides my heart goes out
That's it
I can't imagine anybody having an offer for Alex
Like what, he's going to get a shoe deal?
I have no idea
What are you talking about?
He's unemployable by anybody else
He's not even allowed to visit his best friend at the Fox News Studio
He's not allowed in there
He's also apparently not able to be on his other best friends podcast
Yes, exactly
And those are the people who love him
I don't think he's employable even by like OAN
Nope, no, absolutely not
He's not employable, he can only be his own boss
Right, he's the worst
I don't think he'd be interesting for anyone to like give a book deal to him
No
I can't imagine that being some sort of a deal he'd have
The only thing you could do is if you're like a venture capitalist billionaire
Who wants to be like, alright, here's a lot of money, you be weird
Yeah, I mean it's basically that
Yeah, it has to be like a, hey, no strings attached
Yeah
Figure out what you're going to do because you can't
And if he was going to do that, why wouldn't he do that within the auspices of InfoWars?
Yeah
It's certainly not ResetWars, he hasn't talked about that
Even though it was the most important thing he's ever done
Apparently not
It ran out of steam real quick
Yeah, we'll get to that eventually, I promise
So, look, January 6th
Yeah
The day of the insurrection
Patriots, beautiful people, happily famed, loved
Did you know it's also Alex's wedding anniversary?
I did not know that
I really want all the Democrats and globalists and, you know, the pedophiles that run the Democratic Party and all the rest of them know something right now
I was sitting there when I got married on January 6th, five years ago
When my new wife was pregnant with our wonderful daughter that's four and a half now
And I looked at her and I said, I want to be out of InfoWars in five years
And I want to move on because it obsesses me, it's all I do and it's killing me
And I said, I want to hand the baton on to others and God has really touched my heart
That there's going to be other leaders and just people that are going to stand up and wake up
My wife looked at me sitting there in the big island at the Four Seasons, which I wouldn't have gone to, and Bill Gates owned it, it was beautiful
Oh my God
And she said, who? Who do you think will fill your shoes? And I said, Joe Rogan
I said, Joe Rogan is going to be the guy
Yeah man, Joe Rogan will be my successor
So if I understand correctly, on his fourth wedding anniversary, he was at the overthrow of the Capitol
From what I understand, I think his wife was there too
Oh, well that's a great anniversary for us
I might be off on that, but I seem to recall her being there
But like, yeah, and also let's not forget
The day we started our show was his wedding day
This is too weird, this is getting too weird, Dan
This is a simulation
This is getting simulation as fuck
Five years ago
It's freaking me out, man
Wow
It's freaking me out
Yeah
So, man, what are we doing?
No idea
So look, you wanted to quit?
Yeah
You told his wife that five years ago
He should have
Because Rogan will carry the mantle
He seems to have
And so I told her, I said within five years
I commit to you that I'm only going to be on air one day a week and I might write a book a year or make one film a year
But that's it, because I really want to transition out of this
And we're five years later
Book a year
Our fifth anniversary
Yesterday
We got married on January 6
And a few years later
Four years later you saw what happened on January 6
Was that because you guys got married?
I never break my promises
So I don't know, but
We're winning
Okay
Great
What?
What was that?
I don't know
You just said I never break my promises
And then you revealed that you broke your promise
We're winning
Wow
That was weird
Yeah
That was a deeply personal moment that I did not need to know anything about
Oh, no, he's talking about the Patriots
Oh
Not him and his wife
Oh
No
Yeah, so it's been five years
And that's when his timeline was that he was going to quit
Right
That he told his wife and he never breaks his promises
Right
The implication here is I'm fucking out of here
Yeah, that seems to be the implication
It's the only implication
Let's try and trace the emotional path through this episode
Yeah
You're all going to die
You all deserve to die
I'm out of here
I got to go walk around the parking lot
Walking around the parking lot, thinking about things
Tucker Carlson's the most important person in the world
And if you understand this
You understand everything
You understand everything
Gitter is very exciting
It's super exciting
So exciting
Right
Hey, look, the globalists are publishing this article about how I make money
I'm going to make a lot more money
But also I got to quit
I got to get out of here
So we're going to be plugging nonstop for the next week
I got to quit
I'm quitting this show
I promised my wife I would
We're going to be doing nothing but plugging for the next week
And there's no one to give the show to
Well
It's just Joe Rogan
Right, he's not coming to InfoWars
Someone who does his own show
Somewhere else
In-house, everybody sucks
Everybody sucks here
I don't say it's the end of InfoWars
I say it's the dawn of something new
Where we're going into something big
Where a metamorphosis is happening
And I'm not quite sure until I go through that psychic wall
What it is
But I know it's big
And I know it's a big test
And I'm going to follow it
And I'm going to do it
But it takes your word of mouth
And it takes your prayer
And it takes your financial support
So next week, today
A month from now
To be the last time you ever get an InfoWars t-shirt
Literally, I don't just hype stuff, folks
I don't say stuff that I don't actually believe
I mean, there's a very good chance in the next year
We're not here
I'd give it well above 50%
And I'm not trying to curse us
I'm telling you, it's in God's hands
It's in your hands
But when we go off
The lights go off
That means they're coming for you
And quite frankly, at that level
Then I can just worry about my family
I don't want that to happen
I want to hold them off as long as I can
But, folks, I can't hold them off much longer, okay
And we've been trying as hard as we can
And don't worry, though
God's going to judge all the people that serve us
They're going to beg as their houses burn down
As they starve to death
Why did they do this?
But we're sad for them
Just make a fucking decision
Quit or don't
Don't do this
We're going to be gone in
50% chance we'll be gone in a year
I'm so tired of this game
He is
It's in and out game
There are so many corporations that would kill
To be able to get away with an ad pitch
That's just if you don't buy this
You're going to die
Yeah, if you don't keep us on air
The second we go off the air
The lights go out and you're fucking dead
If you don't buy Kirkland brand bullshit
You're going to die
The only reason that the globalists are at bay
And not killing you and your family
Exactly
Is because Alex is sitting right in that chair
Which he won't be in
In a little bit
Because he's going to get mad
And he has to walk around the park
If you don't buy more things
He's not going to be there to protect you
And I mean he did plan to take next week off
Yeah
And he's not doing that
He's not
So you can buy more things
Now
To keep him from leaving
We have one last clip here
Okay
And this is so much of a bummer
Oh no
So I told my four and a half year old daughter
This morning
She keeps asking to go to this particular place
I'm going to leave it at Texas
People will go there
If I say where I'm going
She wants to go to this kind of amusement park thing
I'll leave it at that in Texas
She's been asking for a year
And I said you know what
She got up at 6 a.m.
Was asking for it
I said we'll take you to the thing tomorrow
Absolutely
I'll take you there
I'm going to go home tonight
And I'm going to tell her sorry honey
We're not taking you to that
Oh my god
Because she has no future
If I don't beat these people
And we're going to come in here
With a focused, unedited, live analysis
Of the first land globalist plan
For at least two hours
And shove that up the new world order's ass
That's what happens when you mess with me
What happens when you mess with Alex
Is he disappoints his daughter
My
If you don't buy my products
First
You're going to die
But more importantly
If you don't buy my products
My daughter doesn't get to have a good day
I also would think that this story
Flies in the face of Alex saying
He always keeps his promises
This is on multiple stories
That are coming
Told his daughter they were going
To the amusement park
And now they can't go
I mean I can't imagine growing up
Where you're just
Dad can we go to the amusement park
You bet
You know what
Yeah
Yes
And then a little bit later
No
Because I have to fight the devil
Because you are a bad daughter
No you're a fine daughter
But if I don't fight the devil
You're dead
That's just the way it is
Oh man
Wow
What a whirlwind of a couple days
High stakes parenting
I am emotionally spent from
That was a lot
Just trying to track these two days
I think this definitely won't be remembered
Nearly as much as the previous January 6th
Sure
True
But yeah
Stupid in its own right
It is
It's not the capital has fallen
But it is
Tucker Carlson's the most important person in the world
And my daughter's sad
Yeah
And it's your fault globalists
If only people had bought more product
If only people had bought more product
I'm sorry
So Jordan we'll be back
Yes indeed we will
But until then we have a website
We do it's KnowledgeFight.com
Yeah we're also on Twitter
We are on Twitter is that KnowledgeFight
And I go to bed Jordan
Yep we're back
But until then I'm Nio
I'm Leo
I'm DZX Clark
I'm Dale Rundis
And now here comes the sex robots
Andy and Kansas you're on the air
Thanks for holding
Hello Alex I'm a first time caller
I'm a huge fan
I love your work
I love you