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pkn465 hey boys hello hello so we were talking fighting right before we started and for once
there's a fighting thing i'm interested in do you remember like this is a couple months ago
on the main show that was like bandied about that tyson fury the really like undefeated big boxing
champ right now in the heavyweight was going to take on francis ingou, who's a UFC guy, who's also a heavyweight,
but he's like a mixed martial artist,
not a boxer.
And you guys were saying,
and I think like the,
the takeaway was like,
yeah,
yeah.
If they box,
the boxer is going to fuck his shit up.
And if they do MMA,
the MMA guy is going to fuck his shit up.
And it's like,
damn,
that makes a lot of sense.
Uh,
they're doing it and it's boxing.
It's regular boxing rules.
And that seems like a bad move for this in gone new fella.
Maybe you guys can tell me.
So one thing to keep in mind is I hear you saying that,
and I'm sure you heard someone say that,
but different people are saying different things about what it's going to be.
I think it is going to be a boxing match.
But at one point it was going to be agreed. Apparently, like it's apparently going to be. I think it is going to be a boxing match. But at one point, it was going to be...
That's agreed, apparently.
Like, it's apparently going to be...
Yeah, but with this fight stuff,
they're just full of shit until it's on paper
and ESPN announces it.
They're just lying all the time, constantly.
And they'll lie after, too,
about how much money they made.
They all make $100 million.
They'll lie during it and pretend like...
There's a lot of fibbers in this sport.
None of them are worth $100 million,
but they all get $100 million of lie yeah i just made a hundred million
dana please i need another fight please please my kids so he um uh at one point i think tyson
fury said that said he wanted to do mma gloves in a boxing ring with mike tyson as the special
just um guest referee that's kind of fun.
That would be great, right? I'd watch that. They're not
doing that shit because if he got caught by
Fran, I do think he would lose at
that. I think MMA gloves,
boxing rules. Yeah,
I don't think that the defense is there at all.
When you hear those bare knuckle guys talk about
what it's like playing defense
with your not, he's like, you've got to squeeze
with all your might
just to keep your hands from breaking themselves he's like you've got these little things to
protect you now i used to have a pound in each hand a shield you know i just think that
and gano might catch him if they were if they were lighter like that was four ounce gloves
they're so fast but it's exactly what taylor out. They're going to box at some point. Everybody will get rich or, and, uh, the, the, the big MMA guy will get a loss and he'll
lose more rounds on the cards than we think he lost that.
They'll say that the boxing guy starched him, but we'll all watch it and be like, he was
in there.
There was a time when it looked a little funky.
Kyle knows this for sure.
But I imagine that's based on the Conor fight,
which is exactly what happened.
So Conor McGregor absolutely won the first round
and probably won the first three.
Mayweather says he was holding him up, that he was never in trouble.
But to my eye, McGregor won the first three rounds.
On the cards, I'm not sure they gave him any
If they did they only gave him one
Do you remember better Kyle?
No, Connor won zero
Because they're all boxing judges
They're not only boxing judges
Floyd
When Floyd runs the show
He's paying the rent on the building
And everybody's under his banner
So he's the boss
You just walked into his house and judged him
and he's the one paying your meal ticket.
That's really how it works?
Yeah.
So it's just like a pretend sport.
Boxing is a pretend sport.
Okay.
Boxing is a silly sport.
The UFC isn't that much realer
because the guy who decides who's this and that
is just Dana White.
Oh, no, it's all pretend.
That's the funniest thing about not following fighting is that
the ability of
the guy in charge to just...
Can you imagine if the NBA commissioner was
just like, New Orleans,
fuck you. That's
not the championship this year. It's
the Golden State Warriors against the
New York Knicks. That's who it is.
It might be better. I'm the commissioner and I'm picking...
You know what? No one's going to watch the Pelicans versus the who gives a fuck.
I'm pinch hitting here.
That's fun.
I like that about fighting.
I like that too.
I genuinely like that.
Not in the mocking way that you like it.
It's literally unexpected.
That's good.
I like that at any time someone can earn their shot.
What he was saying that Strickland's real far from a title shot.
I think he's one more went away. I think he wins one more fight.
I didn't realize he was 8-2 in his last 10. I knew it was 2 out of his last 4,
but I didn't know the rest were all done. And it's about what your social media
is doing and what your name is doing. There was a moment there and Patty fumbled the bag.
That's my new favorite little saying. Patty Pimplet had the
world looking at him. not just mma people
he was getting real human beings on the street to look at him because he had that blonde beetle's
haircut and he spoke funny and but he fumbled the bag he hasn't fought where is why isn't he fighting
right now why is he getting promoted like i remember seeing him getting boosted big time
by barstool sports yeah like barstool was making him their guy i want
to jump on that like you can only promote people who are interesting enough for it to work in the
i mean taylor's an advertising expert great advertising can kind of sell a product but if
the product's bad enough it still won't move if your toothpaste smells like dog breath, then it doesn't matter how catchy the jingle is.
And so back onto the fighters,
some people are like,
Dana's not giving me the push.
And it's like,
bitch,
I gave you the same push Strickland got.
He's just more interesting than you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What I just responded to the pressure and was like,
oh,
these goofy ass videos are getting millions of you.
More goofy ass videos coming right up,
Mr. White.
Like, just keep signing up.
Chael Sonnen is a genius.
Every time I listen to him talk about this stuff,
I'm like, I know, and I know that you know.
We both know.
Nobody else knows the time when somebody will blow up.
If you want to see a UFC fighter blow up,
the formula to make it happen, it's fighting back to back.
Fight this event and win. Come back in two weeks and do it again you are a superstar now you are a fucking because
all of us like fans who watch every event like dude i just saw you wait i remember you're the
guy with the thing now you're stuck in my head i remember you're the guy with the thing and you
came right back and did it again and you had that other thing you did that i'm not gonna get his name wrong like islam makacheck or something it was um it was the
hair lip guy it's um um the the other fuck the problem is there's so many goddamn russian muslims
who all look the goddamn same dude needs to jump on a nickname his is yeah islam makacheck is close
to his name right the rat well that's the other guy. Oh, do I have it wrong?
It's a human being.
I might have it wrong. It's the hair lip guy.
We both agree.
Anyway,
if he was just like, you know what?
Call me fucking...
I need a name. I'm drawing a blank.
Rat face killer.
Rat face killer.
Yeah. C4 lip yeah c4 lip and then c4 lip um jihad johnny
dude perfect no say no more say jihad johnny right if he was like call me jihad johnny
everyone would know that name that we're done here there's no more than if he could just goes
by gina you know what he does?
He is the one who won a nine 11 and was yelling Allah.
Who Akbar?
He totally pivots from Russian Muslim to straight up like Saudi Muslim.
Just no,
no explanation.
Just shows back up.
He doesn't even specify.
I'm from Saudi Ghanistan.
Yeah.
All right.
That's good.
You have invaded my country for 20
years and it's like he's probably right like i'm sure i'm sure we did that's a good backstory kind
of but whenever they do that not only do the fans take notice and it's an it's a feat right you have
to make making that weight twice in a row fighting twice in a row in a sport where the biggest stars
want to fight once a year once
every year and a half coming back two weeks later and just saying fuck it who you got and taking the
money you get a nice little payday because they pay you under the table like who knows what matt
might write you a six-figure check um and then on top of everything else that you've earned and then
dana says that car was looking rough you know old what's his name broke
his arm and this guy stepped up with two weeks like i'll be thinking of him next time there's
a slot to fit someone into that's that that michael chandler slot like like that i don't know
what michael chandler did to get that that slot against conor mcgregor but that's the that's as
nice as you can be to someone in the ufc is fight Conor McGregor or have anything to do with him.
Like Kyle alluded to with the money, but didn't say.
The more fights you have in the UFC, the more you tend to get paid.
Boom.
So like, all right, Taylor, I'm giving you a three-fight $100,000 contract, right?
So you're making about $33,000 each.
Yeah.
Wouldn't it be cool if you did two fights in two weeks?
Now not only have you made $66,000 in two weeks,
but you're almost done your shitty contract
because the next one's 80 grand a fight.
And the one after that is 250 grand a fight.
You want to get onto those contracts.
And if you fight six times a year, you'll be there in a hurry.
That makes 100% sense.'s uh it's rarely done it's all it's people don't want to take the risk but the risk is
worth it because it's a big opportunity coming back you get your head clocked and you're like
oh wait i can't do this ever again now and data doesn't let everyone do it i don't know how islam
got that but i've heard um so cowboy serrani used to
be like yeah i'm gonna drive to vegas i'll sit down in front of dana's desk and we'll figure
out my next fight and i heard another fighter be like i don't know how he does it i've been
begging data for a fight for two and a half months now they're working on it they're trying to figure
out who's right for me meanwhile cowboy gets it done in 15 minutes well i get three things one he's popular two he says yes um so
those things help a lot if you're like taylor get me a fight get me a fight give me kyle no no no
they got anyone like anyone else you know you got even smaller you got anyone who's maybe not that
good at fighting you do that shit all right but he gets a knife. Zach? No, Zach's like 6'5".
He's got him with a knife?
Now he's got extra reach.
He just spins.
Zach's kid. Bring it.
I can take on anyone
who's not a real adult.
As long as it's any child
in fisticuffs, I've got him.
Guaranteed.
Yeah, so our boy Sean Strickland
definitely did that.
He came back and fought on short notice not too long ago. But I just
like his social media. I like seeing him
on. Yeah, he's hilarious. He did Rogan the other day.
That was funny. And
just every time I see him, he's being silly. And I think he's
genuinely like that. I really do.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the clips I've seen, like,
he really doesn't look like a guy playing a part.
He looks like a genuine kind of goofball goober
who realized that his gooberiness is getting a lot of positive attention.
He's like, oh, my God, this is who I've been the whole time.
Like I'm leaning into this.
Yeah.
You thought you thought this was wild.
Wait till you hear my other takes.
And that's right.
And it's hilarious.
And he he does such a good job with his delivery that he'll say something just wild and then be like, I don't even fucking
know, man. Who cares? That's my thing.
Who even cares?
It's like someone will ask him a follow-up
and he's like, again with this?
It's like the first follow-up.
I think...
It's on MMA, but I was going to talk
the women's side and how I think it's dead.
I think women's MMA is dead.
I think it's over. I think they mma is dead i think it's over i think
they might close multiple divisions because all the stars are gone and about the farmer's daughter
he got choked out by an ugly brazilian two nights ago how about the brazilian
she's an ugly chunky brazilian who doesn't speak english i'm leaving the sport everybody is all the pretty girls got got beat up and rose
is coming back and i like i read it i mean i'm as good as my sources okay um i i was gonna say
like the chinese chick but one i don't know her name and two she basically doesn't yeah it is
she basically doesn't speak english so it's just i like communism that's
all she's got i like my fighters to speak english that's important to me there aren't many fighters
i like who don't speak my language otherwise what i want to hear too you can't be up there
saying some stupid israel adesanya speaks plenty of english i can't stand him maybe he wants me
to hate him and that's his bag you know i'll keep i'll keep stealing cards
hoping somebody will beat him up you know i'm gonna be there every time why do you hate him
he's just not anything on the i'm trying to like wrap all the things i hate up into a bag of hate
um he's just he's pretty awful he's very pretentious person i don't like all the dancing
i don't like the weeboo stuff i don't like the gay person. I don't like all the dancing. I don't like the weeboo stuff. I don't like the gay stuff.
I don't like all the weird effeminate
shit, like when he's wearing dresses and stuff.
I do clearly
see... This is the Israel Adesanya,
the UFC champion. I really don't
like... You were like, oh, well, he was
in Africa for 10 years.
Yeah, but now he's made commercials
like, I'm Chinese. I'm not a black
man. And he's, again, he's over here all the time.
This is where he works.
And he lives in New Zealand.
He's got the accent of a New Zealander.
And then you got this poor Duplessis guy.
It's like a triple agent.
I live in Africa.
I drink that water.
You don't even understand.
He's the real deal.
If I fail a drug test, it's just african water he's also a he's
also a counter striker uh who's rarely hyper aggressive in the kind of way that i enjoy
you don't have to be robbie lawler just bulldogging everybody everything in front of you to to get to
catch my eye but man i'd like you to advance every now and then i want the opponent to be scared of
you you're just up there like a cobra tamer with one hand up high,
kind of bouncing down low.
So he's super passive?
And if anybody comes to you, you're like, back down.
Oh, you tired yet?
All right, I win this round.
Round two.
All right, come up.
Yeah, that does sound boring.
It's very boring.
He's tall and thin and doesn't really have knockout power,
which isn't to say he's never had knockouts.
He has.
But mostly, I think Kyle described it really well.
He's a counter puncher.
So he waits for you to expose himself.
He's so defense focused.
It doesn't work.
And then he hits you back.
And you're like, fuck, how do I fight?
How many of the top female pros would it take for you guys to be confident
that they would defeat Jon Jones?
Normal rules.
It's Jon Jones. Do you think
any two could do it?
I don't think there are any five
women in the world that can take Jon Jones.
You go up to five?
In the world.
And it's the same rules.
You don't understand.
He will kill a woman with a strike.
You picked the wrong guy.
When you're talking about Jon Jones and women,
you're moving into science fiction
and kung fu movie territory.
There has to be a number of women.
You know in a kung fu movie
where they do something ridiculous
and you're like, roll your eyes,
you're taken out of it.
He would do that shit to women.
He'd be grabbing one of them and swing, like Bowser?
He would do a strike like that and knock one of them out.
What if he still lost by eye pokes?
He's the eye poker.
How many sixth grade girls could you take?
If that's the comparison...
It's a big number, right?
Yeah, it would be a big number.
You could one shot take out a sixth grade comparison. It's a big number, right? Yeah, it would be a big number. You can one-shot take out a sixth-grade girl.
Yeah, they cry.
That's true.
And what with the reach of, yeah, they couldn't get close to him at all.
He'd be so much faster.
I called a couple of them fat before we got started.
You'd be trying to goad them on.
One down.
Stacey's crying already.
I literally, I was like, three, they could do it but no like now thinking
on it more you're right like a full punch from him they'd be in the hospital like right he put
me and he put me in the hospital i think he killed i think he'd kill a woman with a single punch if
if uh if it was his goal to do so i know he could kill a woman with a single kick if it was his goal to do so. I know he could kill a woman with a single kick if it was his goal to do so.
He could break his leg on you. That's how hard
he kicks. He's 6'4
and he's freakishly long.
At 6'4, you have a big wingspan.
Not like this. This is very unusual.
He is a weird looking person. That guy's all
limbs.
He can throw his elbow like
a punch. The same way that if we
were close and I'd i'd do that
he comes around with that elbow and it his arm from shoulder to elbow was so long oh yeah that
it's a strike he can you see a picture of him he has like it looks like he's so like lanky with
the fighter's belt he looks like he has the torso of like a six foot tall man the thing is this his
legs look skinny right like his calves are not much bigger than his ankles and his thighs are not much bigger than his knees. But I've seen him squat and he's stronger than me. So like, wow, he's just, he's deceptively strong in his lower body. But all his weight back when he was a 205 or was just into like length because he wasn't bulky like a Kamaru Usman.
was just into like length because he wasn't bulky like uh kamaru uzman we don't know what he looks like right now so he came out last time we saw him it was like 250 or something and he looked
really he looked like he looked overweight and he was embarrassed by how he looked and he said
the next time he came out he was going to still have that weight but look like himself or more
like himself because he had like dad bod but it's just there's just a layer of fat
on top of so much god damn muscle he didn't keep thinking about uh that tyson fury thing with in
ghanu have you seen like tyson fury's like like recent highlights like he is you know i was gonna
say cave troll of moria but that's the wrong body type you do you know the bathroom do you know the
bathroom troll in harry potter yeah he's just like the bathroom he looks like he's like the
bathroom troll in harry potter where you can tell there's an immense amount of strength in that
build but you can't quite put where it is and he it almost looked because i watched like a whole
highlight reel of him and one thing i noticed is he's never come close to losing ever. He's never even come close to losing.
Is that true? Is he undefeated?
He's been knocked down a couple times.
That's close.
Isn't he the guy that woke up from the dead?
Yeah.
I would argue he's come close to losing because he's taken...
He was laying down, knocked unconscious, and he went...
And like willed himself back up.
And that's what happened.
He's going up in a cave troll style. Whop, whop. Knocked that guy out. He's like, you back up and then what happened cave troll style not that guy you messed up now you made my second brain take over i watched him
like fight when he was younger and he was like a fit lean looking tall guy and now he's got this
big amount of like fat in the midsection that's almost pushed up by his pants. And I noticed this guy does seem
to take some body shots because he's so long
and doing that shit.
I think this guy has gained weight
and pushes it up with his pants
to protect his ribs a little bit
because he's the only one out there doing that.
Or he just doesn't care.
He has a draw with Dante
Wilder. I just think
to say he's never come close to losing isn't quite on target
god that's just perfection
yes
when you're 6 foot 10 you can look like whatever you want
a little more trail mix and I think I can
achieve this
look at that guy he's gonna grind your bones
to make me bread
oh my god
he's gonna
fuck someone up I love been watching this like i love like goofy
bodied athletes just well he's he's from a different time that's what's gonna like he's
so phil kessel is the best example of a goofy bodied athlete of all time can you pull up phil
kessel please zach phil kessel is an an elite was an elite. He's like retiring now. An elite NHL forward.
And he never gets injured.
He is the sole owner of the longest Ironman streak, I believe,
which means never missing a game for like a thousand games in a row.
And he would eat hot dogs between shifts.
That's Phil Kessel.
Phil, he looks like he's a garbage man.
And somehow he's one of those bodies we're like and he's
worn the same pants his entire career they're shredding their holes out of like yeah out of
like superstition because a lot of these guys are superstitious if you looked at that guy
zero percent of you would be like oh that guy can squat well over 400 pounds that guy has like an
unbelievably strong wrist shot like his forearms are unreal like you would look at that and be
like that guy works at enterprise rent-a-car like he's not good at it he doesn't hustle
dude this guy but he would hustle that used to be in his early career like when he played for
toronto the toronto they'd be like just get a load of how fast he moves and then you'd look and you'd be
like damn he is quick he's throwing his gut getting some inertia no he won't be a hall of
famer but he won uh he's got two Stanley Cups so he's he's doing solid no chance no no he doesn't
have the the amount of goal that he doesn't have the point totals for it. And defensively, he was... Maybe you could guess this.
He was lazy.
Defensively, he was a liability.
He was a forward, right?
Yeah, he was a forward.
Yeah, it's someone else's job.
Yeah, see the Braves, Kyle?
Atlanta, on quite the sports streak,
for the most part.
I think we lost our last game to the White Sox. Couldn't see it.
I saw the box score. It was bad. It was like 8-1.
But they are the winningest team in baseball.
I don't know if they've set any records.
I know there was some team that went on some preposterous.
The Yankees in the 90s did something stupid.
But I know
they've won like twice as many as
they've lost.
61-31. That's insane for baseball.
And they're hitting a tremendous amount of home runs compared to the rest of the league.
It's pretty crazy.
It's gotten to the point where they can make
some really funny stats.
Baseball, I don't know, they love doing that.
They're like,
John has more home runs this season
than the Braves have losses.
It's like, oh, that's pretty cool.
Mid-season, you've got more home runs than the team has losses.
Like, probably working out pretty good for the year.
So I think they're 25% to win the World Series at this point,
which is tremendous odds.
I mean, shit, that's one in four.
So I really hope we do.
I hope we repeat there and three-peat and fucking college football maybe
because we're predicted to win
that too it's going to be a fun sports year uh i don't know which one of my teams is going to let
me down georgia athens or atlanta it's athens yeah yeah georgia tech thank you atlanta or not
atlanta alabama their time in time in the sun seems to be gone.
It seems so.
Yeah.
Is that right?
You don't think they're the number two?
Oh, I don't know enough about college football,
but some of my friends are into it,
and the way they will talk about it during season is like a changing of the guard.
George is the new Alabama now.
It's two in a row.
They beat Alabama handily the last, I think, think last two times they played them last three times maybe
they've two out of three um we two out of three if we're counting the last three and not the last
four or five or six something like that it gets worse before you go back but uh what happened
with the two of the three right we lost in the regular season game or the peach bowl maybe it
gets silly and then we had to face them for the
title and beat them and it was such a great redemption game because we played just a few
weeks later uh fuck alabama i've hated alabama my whole life um oh you know everybody in the sec
we've just gained some new people to hate though so that's why i don't know who's supposed to be
second third fourth or how the sec is going to shape up i know we have a tremendously easy
schedule so it will come down to can you win those last two or three
playoff games? Easy schedule is interesting. I'm sorry I cut you off.
If I'm
if I have the ability to choose my team's schedule and I
have a good team, it's like, what do you want? Let's say you have the 10th best team in football.
Do you want to be like 11 and 1 or undefeated towards the end of the season but you don't
have the strength of schedule sometimes teams go nearly undefeated or undefeated and don't make the
playoffs because they just played a bunch of you know pansy schools yeah and other times they roll
the dice and you get a really hard schedule and i just find it really interesting how they schedule
their games
and what they're looking for.
I think in our situation, they're going to be working on the quarterback,
and this will allow them to try a lot of different stuff throughout the year.
They've been talking about how last year,
because they blew out so many teams,
that the backup squad's got a lot of snaps
because by the third quarter, the game would be over, or even the second has got a lot of snaps because the, by the third quarter,
the game would be over or even the second half and a lot of,
and a lot of cases.
So the backups have a lot of,
a lot more snaps than they normally would.
And all the recruits are four or five star people,
just the best of the best in the country.
It seems so.
It'll be interesting.
It'd be fun.
Uh,
I don't know which team's going to let me down,
but,
but the Braves are,
or the Bulldogs probably will.
But if we could just get one more championship this year that that's tremendous another thing about college sports in particular
the best teams get the best recruits pretty much right I mean it's not exact science but that's
basically how it works so teams stay on top for a long time and become legends but it can fall apart like when i was young nebraska was the
alabama of its day and uh uh now nebraska they're often not ranked are they good lately i don't
think they are i feel like they're just now coming back around to ranked but you're right for like
a decade and a half two decades who gave a fuck yeah i i the the one of the top two jocks in my high school there were these one
was a wrestler one was a football player the football player went to nebraska never started
won two college championships played in the nfl for five years seven years something like that
wow never started uh yeah he actually um he played for the the Titans and lost the Super Bowl. So you might remember the Titans lost on that one Ravens play forever.
It wasn't the one where they were there.
You mean the one-yard line where the Rams won?
I remember watching that in 99.
Was it the Rams?
Okay, maybe I have it wrong.
The one-yard line?
Yeah.
Titans lost by seven was a pass point to a very critical Cisco server
for the longest time.
I hope he wasn't a guy.
Dude, thank God for that guy i won at that at
the 1999 super bowl party i was at a friend's house and i showed up late or my parents drove
me late i didn't go there i was like eight or nine and i filled out like the last square on
the score prediction sheet and i won 50 everyone got the thing wrong but me. And it was like, hell yeah. And the Rams won the Super Bowl.
I think the Patriots, I guess the Patriots couldn't beat the Bills.
I forget who it was.
But if I recall correctly, the Bills, maybe the Cowboys lost by some tremendous giant score.
And at the very end of the game, whoever it was, I think it was the Cowboys.
They had this fat guy who was like
dancing across the goal line and then maybe it was bb on the bills who just ran and ran and ran
at full speed for like 97 yards and at the two yard line knocked the ball out of his hands
and jackie and i won one of those like score things for the end of game prediction we won
like whatever 35 but it meant a lot to us at the time so yeah you're like you're cheering that guy
god it's like dude you got that hustle it didn't matter right they won like 52 to 7 or something
like that and i like hustle i I like it when I'm paying
in one way or another to watch this.
Give it your all. You're getting paid a tremendous amount
of money for every moment you're
out there just because you're losing.
You can still hustle. There's only one
team that George Lee has to worry about
based on last year's schedule.
Missouri.
I thought you knew about Tennessee's whole like scandal and wanted
to talk about that no I don't but I know dude Mizzou look at the scores from last year for
Georgia I saw the only team that had a lead on Georgia into the fourth quarter was Mizzou the
only team in the entire year I remember that forced the entire year that forced Georgia to keep starters out all year into the fourth quarter was the University of Missouri.
That's the only one.
Not even Bama?
Not even Bama.
Bama was getting butt-fucked by the quarter.
Yeah, we blew Bama out.
That was beautiful.
Remember they were eating chicken wings on the side?
They were drinking full sugar Gatorades
against Mizzou.
Do you know if they're going to be in Athens
or in Mizzou?
Oh, I don't know.
Either way, we're going to get...
Surprisingly, it matters more in college.
First Missouri, so that means
it's going to be in
Georgia.
Well, I'm sure it won't be hot and muggy. Yeah, it doesn't to be in Georgia. Fun.
Well, I'm sure it won't be hot and muggy.
Yeah, it doesn't get hot and muggy in college. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Did you ask something?
Yeah, I think you said that a home field matters more in college.
It seems like it matters more in college than it does in the pros.
Like, why would you care in the pros?
Why would you even care?
I guess when it's loud i know so i've definitely seen it where you have an offense that requires a lot of audibles and
stuff and the the crowd is so loud that they can't run their offense effectively the normal
the way they normally can and they're doing it on purpose you'll you'll see the other team like
come on get loud shut peyton up up or whoever it would be now um but i
don't i think really like do you really care if you're in st louis versus so maybe i don't but
here's the lens i'm looking at it through i'm 50 now i know your quarterback was also 50 or close
to it but but by and large these these kids are like 19 20 years old it might matter more that
yeah they have a supportive crowd versus a hater okay or maybe just being away from home i i've
never been able to relate to that like homesickness because whenever i would leave i'd you know i'll
see y'all when i get back i want to see y'all but i'm here now and i'll be here until i'm done being
here i never i'm just oh i think i
oh scott i think we need to pack it all in and go back home so i can see my girlfriend and my mommy
i was never like that like that shit always annoyed i'm also not like that and i also i think
i give same vibe that i kind of look down on people who can't be comfortable away from home
i can't understand people
who just sleep better in their own bed.
I can get on board with that.
That's true. You get used to your own mattress.
Right?
So, if you have a big
athletic performance tomorrow and
you have to sleep in a hotel
in some foreign place, maybe you're not
the best version of you on Saturday when I
can be. I don't know how to prepare for a big thing anyway.
I never sleep the night before a thing.
I've never slept the night before a thing ever.
You'd be a terrible professional athlete.
I mean, he wouldn't.
Sleepy Kyle approaching the mound again.
He'd be better at football than baseball.
Jesus Christ, he goes a couple days in a row without sleep.
Kyle Myers, this new kicker, he's got ice in his veins.
Yeah, or Tom, where he's very sleepy.
Yeah, I'm always up the night before a big thing is going to happen.
If I've got a big test or if I'm going to court or whatever,
anything serious, I don't sleep that night before.
Just tossing and turning, maybe sleep for two hours, something like that.
Is there a turn, though?
When I've done all-nighters,
you get to 9, 10 a.m. of an all-nighter,
and you're like, I could do this for two days.
I'm incredible.
I've got nothing but energy.
And then 1.30 p.m. rolls around,
and you're like, when's bedtime?
That's how I feel when I sleep all night.
I was such a bad student
taylor i i would be like you know i read that you perform better on tests with a good night of sleep
so i just go to like that only applies to people who know the material you should be studying you
asshole hilarious i wish i would have cared as little about school as you did just being like
just no understanding of the math assignment and being like but with a good night's sleep i can
you know plug these pieces in context clues yeah i'm gonna use the context of sarah's paper next
to me like i would like like oh man it was so common for me to like take a test get to question
12 and be like oh you know
what that kind of informs the thing i saw earlier oh you go back and get a little better scratching
for points uh did you guys like cheat in any classes like in high school yeah college ones
college one the one that like i don't think i ever cheated in a class even approaching the amount i cheated in sophomore and junior year
see uh spanish i there was no there's nothing in the world to this day i care about less than
understanding and speaking spanish i couldn't imagine what if you told me taylor a crisp
hundred dollar bill or you can fluently speak sp. I go, give me the Benjamin. Like, that's what I don't care.
Whatever.
No, you wouldn't.
Of course not.
I'd do it.
I would do it just like a dude on the show.
I'd say, like, what do you say?
Like, like that kind of shit.
Like, I think you just cursed me out a little.
But I remember there was this guy in my class and i think his
name was zach and he was excellent at spanish very good he liked it and he was one of those guys who
like throughout his entire life had taken spanish and now in high school doubled up for spanish
again so he wouldn't have to do anything additional he already knew everything and so i always made sure on test days i would sit like right next to that guy and so i would like verb like i would like we would
talk before class and we were friends and i'd be like remember no left arm on the desk buddy
and then he'd be like i got you taylor and then uh then i would sit there and i would just like this level of cheating
yeah like just like just that like hand kind of screening it writing down and my teacher didn't
give a fuck uh like she made us call her senora but she was like german and so it was like ah
senora boot and schnitzel like it's like thanks for teaching us spanish all of my tests would be like 96 95 97 because i
would intentionally get a little bit wrong and then she would like see my homework and it's just
like la library es muy mucho like just like that nothing that level of shit like so i would get like bad scores on my homework
and so no it was it was hilarious i remember yay i didn't i didn't cheat in my uh in my
college italian class because there was i didn't know anybody there that i trusted to cheat off of
frankly but uh or no i actually no i did bring a note card in. No, she allowed note cards. And I remember like my fifth test of Italian too was without telling us.
Now all the questions were in Italian and nothing, nothing makes it so clear that you do not speak Italian than having a full document where all the questions are in Italian. I had to turn in a mostly empty test because I had no idea what was being.
I was like,
you're a good student.
You know,
you don't do that.
I don't do that.
Like the teacher doesn't want to give you a 20.
Just write something and they'll probably find a way to grade it up.
Oh,
yeah.
Like Sopranos.
I got like a 60%.
Yeah.
I'm right.
Sopranos.
Like all that shit. Like Sopranos quotes. I got like a 60% yeah I'm writing Sopranos quotes Gabagool
like all that shit in there.
Like a really long A.
Oh Gabagool so press it
a cup of cola.
Salami.
It's like those are all
salted meats moron.
But yeah.
And like what.
Gandolfini.
What I actually did
which and this is
this is the only like
expert tip for college out there.
What Woody just said is 100% true.
If you're pleasant and kind and you don't ruin class participation and stuff, teachers want to pass you.
They want to put you through.
And so when a teacher knows that you suck at something, and she also kind of knows you're not going to put in the requisite effort, just go into office hours like twice a week.
I went into office hours twice a week and would ask ask questions just to show that I was like making an interest.
I would go in before oral exams and be like, is this a good question to answer?
That's the fucking vape thing.
No, I did.
I studied.
Not a lot.
But I got she liked me.
She thought I was funny.
And so like at the end of the year, she ended up giving me I think it was a C plus or a B.
No, it was a B minus.
I did not deserve a B minus by a long shot.
It was the lowest score I ever got in college.
But she gave me like a full grade extra just because, which I guarantee she did not give to John.
There was this guy, John, who sat next to me.
He was like 25.
And I forgot his name.
And so I just had him in my phone as John Italian.
And so me and John Italian in my phone as John Italian.
And so me and John Italian were like two sides of the same coin.
I sucked at it and didn't try.
He sucked at it and didn't try.
I went into every office hour.
I made a point to like, hey, look, I'm kind of trying.
He was like a shitty, spiteful guy in class.
He had to retake Italian again.
I didn't.
Just because of that. just because of that,
just because I'm thinking back to my college days.
Like,
so here's the thing. I was a pretty shitty student,
but I wasn't actually stupid.
So every once in a while I would pull out like a feet of Spanish is one of
them.
I,
I did poorly in Spanish in high school.
And then I went to college and had to take like collegiate level Spanish.
And I barely understood what was happening in the class,
but I was able to read the books and teach myself enough Spanish to pass all
the tests for biology.
Biology at this school was a real pain in the ass.
And it was three trimesters and it had a lab.
The lab was only one credit,
but it was just as hard of an effort as a full three credit course was.
And I learned about these CLEP exams, college level efficiency program or something like that.
So I bought a biology textbook, taught myself a year of biology in like two weeks, well enough to pass the exam.
And then I got a year's worth of credit for biology and labs and forgot it immediately afterwards.
But I was like, you you know it's one of my
prouder accomplishments
that's really good
yeah that's strong as fuck
I can't imagine I like that the labs
was like so much more difficult
labs did suck
when you found out you had a class with a lab
it was always like god damn it so I have to go like
I remember we had like a lab
for some stupid statistics class where like all we had to do was go use some like soon to be obsolete statistics program on the computers.
And it was literally just Excel that they tried to punch up as like more than that.
Where it's like, this is Excel for like biology.
And it's like, yeah, it was still lab or something like it may have been.
But like, I remember the same.
It was the same, like drag these cells and then click this and look at the formula in the top.
And I'm like, this is Microsoft Excel.
This is Microsoft Excel, you bitch.
Just because you're wearing glasses doesn't make it not so.
See, I can do spreadsheets.
I'm a freak in the sheets, baby.
I was an accountant coming out of it.
Oh, yeah, you're just.
I'm a freak in the spreadsheets.
I had no trouble with that
do you guys know um that like stereotype of like a for the for the listener like people who talk
like this like kind of smug like eyes closed almost while they're pontificating like it's
like it's almost hollywood-esque like someone close their eyes when they talk have you seen
that kind of stereotypes before frustrating sure it's so so that kind of thing there was a guy i took this like elective ancient history
course like freshman year of college because i was like that seems cool like this is like a fun
thing to learn about this dude i realized because it was because of like social issues and anxiety
but this dude like came off as the most smug fucking prick imaginable because he'd
be like the thing about homer you have to consider is the era in which it was written and the fact
we're not sure entirely if it was even him and it's like you're doing this and there is a morbidly
obese girl sitting next to me who brought a family size bag of on the border chips and is
dipping them in cold queso and you're like pontificating about this i can smell all the
fucking salt and the chips on her that's dude i'm i'm i'm there when i close my eyes now i'm sitting
next to that fucking ham planet who would bring in enormous amounts of chips every not even quiet
snacks would you share loud snacks no she wouldn't share you never got a chip i got
no chips from that bitch and she would she was like she was taking out like 20 liter or 20 ounce
sodas like drinking them like it was her job throughout you know you could have made a friend
there i bet she'd been a great study but you brought in some cheese it's some sort of cheese
cracker for her one of your favorites i'm gonna lose it all of a sudden no you well where'd my cheese let's go she's covered you there's a guy and you go no no hold out your
hand you dispense them to her no i hold i feed her with a flat palm so she doesn't bite my fingers
i had a guy who talked just like that in my high school and i went to my high school reunion and
i got to see him and i really wondered like how he turned out he was an unsuccessful magician and an unsuccessful life coach I'm just like what is
your real life like how are you a coach to help other people thrive an unsuccessful magician
he's like you know just because your eyes are closed we can see you pulling the card out of your fucking sleeve, dumbass. Now for this next
trick, I need everyone to close your eyes.
You're either a great magician
or a loser. That's how that job works.
You're either David
Copperfield or a pedophile.
There's no in-between.
Oh, you've got a cape
and you like to do tricks for children?
You better be on tv or you're
going to jail i'm with everything you said except one time i was uh i was at this like professional
training course i worked and uh they're teaching us new software whatever this guy puts a straw
in his drink or something and it wasn't even carbonated and then without touching the bottle he made it rise i do not know how he did that i have no clue
i begged him to do it again and he didn't i just i gave up any dignity i'm gonna please
i need to know i still don't know the liquid come out of the top no the straw gained altitude like it rose oh it just maybe floated
to the top yeah oh interesting without touching it i don't know how i don't know he was away from it
like it was just sitting there like he was uh like charming a snake or something
and uh but i didn't see any wires or lines or. It's better that you don't know.
Did this guy try to,
was this guy like a magician self-help guy where he would like go to schools and be like,
listen,
everyone life is not a box of chocolates.
And he like pulls that out and everyone.
He was a fellow student who just knew a trick.
Worked the small crowd while we all ate lunch together.
He was cool. I liked it.
I really am a sucker for that.
If you know a card trick or some sort of magic trick,
and you just break it out at fucking Chili's
while we're eating the bottomless chips together,
you're cool.
You're super cool.
I wish I knew. No, I agree. I don't know any magic tricks. I used to know a card trick. the bottomless chips together yeah you're cool you're super cool i wish i know i agree i i uh
i don't know any magic tricks i used to know a card trick i could do it very well i had it took
hours of practice uh it was called this that and the other and you have a card yeah and um you i
had done it so much that i could walk you through the whole thing, you know, because it's a, sometimes you got a little bit of this,
not a little bit of that,
but not much of the other.
And you show up when you show them the other card,
that's the fucking blow their mind card because you just spent the last
minute shuffling the cards and only showing them this.
You got a,
this car and it'd say this,
a,
this car and a,
this car.
All right.
Three of them.
Right.
But I've only,
I've shown you the same card over and over with a little slide of hand it's appeared otherwise
and but i've also got a that card and a that card and a that card and they say the literally the
word that and then at the end and get sometimes you get a little bit of this a little bit of that
and you're laying them upside on the table now to reveal there are only three cards but not much of
the other and they're like what the fuck i didn't even see the other card we've been doing this for a minute it's a real mind blower
and then you're like check your wallet
reach the side of your look inside your ass yep my come now you have
now you have AIDS the ultimate trick
now I want you to waste away
that's why they call him
Magic Johnson
I like that
you know what that got better as I processed it
it's two layers to it
it's a penis too
that's what I'm going to do later
when I take a dab out of that thing
and get high as shit I'll spend 20 minutes
figuring out what magic trick I want
to learn and then I'll watch a bit
of it and decide about 5 minutes in
do I want to continue learning magic tricks
or do I want to
not I don't know if that's a hobby I should get into
was that a cooler you pulled out
oh this is what the vape comes in it comes it so it's it's sort of temperature regulated as well
as like stink regulated like you know to keep the keep the odor out and it all zips up and
they're these rubbery um sort of baffle like um oh that may have no i didn't write good um things
that seal off the ends and make it all like tight and transportable so it's not
jostling around with the glass but uh that thing's incredible i've used it a couple times over the
past few days and i did not i guess take as seriously what you said of like it being super
strong to smoke it's it's very very strong just like i hadn't taken a dab i hadn't taken a dab in years
and i i guess i had forgotten the difference between a bong rip and a dab it's really i
ordered some more yeah i ordered some more these are only a half gram i believe these little
capsule the right word i don't know these these it reminds me it's exactly like a
like a capsule full screen k full screen, Kyle, please? They're so convenient.
So it's like a vitamin E capsule,
but you can see there's like a nipple on the end
that I sliced off with a blade,
and then I can squeeze the bulb
and get precise amounts of it.
My precise amount is like half of it a fucking time,
but what is may vary.
But no, I love their uh this thing is awesome
yeah the dab x is sweet and it's i think it's still 30 off pk 30 i had to order more stuff
i want to i want to be smoking it um when the diablo wipe happens the patch happened today
the patch what's on what's on the patch it's pages, and I won't bore our poor listeners with minutia.
I will just say that it slowed the game progression down significantly.
Like, all the characters do less damage,
but it very well may get that damage
and the things they took out filled back in
by all these new hearts that we're collecting
from the demons or whatever.
They made it much more difficult for people to boost their friends.
People who are of a high level would bring people into these level 100 dungeons
and they're like, hey, hang back here.
I'll handle this.
And they'd go and wipe everything out.
And meanwhile, you're getting all the points for enemies
that are 95 levels above you.
And the math worked out to just tremendous amounts of XP.
They've capped that at like 10 levels above you.
Things like that.
Slow the game down.
Slow progression down.
And they nerfed the characters a lot of the way the builds work.
But again, the hearts will probably change some stuff.
Two more days and the wipe happens.
I'm going to play the rogue.
I'm going to play the rogue this time.
You're playing rogue?
What's a rogue?
That doesn't mean anything to me.
That character sort of runs around
and shoots and stabs i think its weapons are usually like daggers but in in the context of
this game everybody by the end of the game turns into a whirlwind that shoots energy so okay
sometimes a thief character would have that play style yeah daggers, stealth. In this game, you're mostly bashing
huge... Yeah, in this game, you're
constantly bashing huge
swarms of
enemies that have
little guys and medium guys and then
obviously bosses and elite characters
amongst them. And you're just
trying to flow through them. You don't want to stop
and have a battle. You're trying to just
destroy everything on the screen
and move to the next screen rapidly.
It's fun.
It's a bit mindless and clicky, but I like it.
I like how many different ways you can play the characters.
I'm definitely going to play some when they wipe.
The economy really doesn't make any sense in that game.
It feels pointless.
The gold, the items you find, it feels silly.
You can just become a multi-multi-multi-millionaire
in like an hour
if you want.
Yeah, but then you quickly run out of money
doing like in-weapon
re-rolls. So what you do, you're trying
to get a weapon where
all four or five attributes are perfect
and that costs hundreds
of millions of
gold like if you watch the streamers they'll he's like well it only cost 120 million gold but i
finally got the gloves that i wanted because he'll he'll find a glove that's 80 of the way there
spend five million re-rolling and being like all right it's never gonna happen pick a new one that
that's 80 of the way there but it'll take him forever to find one that's 80% of the way there.
And that's just the gloves.
Don't forget about the pants and the shirt and the helmet
and the weapons and stuff.
So you need hundreds of millions in gold.
If you have a good glove,
you won't eventually re-roll into the right one.
You just give up on that glove.
Yeah, so it gets progressively more expensive
to re-roll the traits on the glove.
So first... Oh, we lost you. You went mute, Kyle. yeah so it gets progressively more expensive to re-roll the traits on the glove so first
oh we lost you uh you went music yeah basically like the first one you can do it for like 60
000 gold and then you want to do it again now it's 110 000 nope can't hear you and then you
want to do it again it's 180 000 then 250 000 and it's like i get like that it's about optimizing and all that shit, but there is a level of min-maxing in games like this,
especially in PvP context,
that alienates a lot of potential players.
People who just are so insane in doing stuff like that
that you have no hope of just wandering in and competing in a PvP server.
And that is kind of disappointing. When you re-roll, does it ever get worse? Yeah. that you have no hope of like just wandering in and competing in a pvp server and that's
kind of disappointing uh when you re-roll does it ever go worse yeah yeah sometimes it'll be like
i'm gonna re-roll this tray and then it gives you like a literal worse version of it's like oh i
don't care about 30 cold resistance and then you re-roll it and it says do you want 28 cold
resistance and it's like no i guess i hit no change but i don't get my money back it's cheaper to go no
change than it is to change to something random just for the heck of it but yeah that that's a
smaller part of the game like that's only when you're trying to if you're trying to push to the
hardest tiers of the game and your character is already maxed out everywhere else he's a level 100
character that has everything he's supposed to have that's that last little bit of juice you
have to squeeze to try to beat like uber lilith the bot that we beat the boss long ago it's easy because the campaign's easy
but if you when you go back and try to beat her again uh i one of the streamers i watch and he's
you know he's obviously good at the game he's what he does for a living 11 hours 11 hours to beat the
boss 11 hours that's too much
with a new character or like that's how long
level 100 character
mini fights
he kept losing over and over
he's like well we had 4 hours on Monday
4 hours on Tuesday and then we did
oh no no it was 11 hours straight
on the third day it was like a total of
19 hours
what boss is this that was this hard uber lilith wait which game
is this is this diablo oh okay that that um what was the really hard game that even the pka crowd
thought was too old yeah sorry yeah i thought maybe there was a boss there called lilith too
but i couldn't beat that tree very common as soon as you come out of your cocoon in that game.
Dude, that amazes me.
So when someone says a game is too hard, I think, oh, that's because you're casual.
Not just Kyle, but like other real gamers in the PKA hangout.
These are people who are good at games.
Where like it was too hard.
It was like, good gosh gosh this must be really hard
yeah I didn't play it I played
it so briefly so
briefly and I just
that dude on the horse
right away fucked
my shit up so bad I
was like you're not this is the beginning this is the beginning
of the game I know that but he was like after
I approached him once he was furious and
I kept
after you died i literally remember beginning of the game i'm like maybe i should go collect that item i go
over there and then eagle eyes fucking spots me and he's a million times faster and i you think
it's like skyrim where it's like he won't he won't one shot me no he'll one shot you and then you
show back up and you're like i'm gonna be okay clearly that this isn't that kind of game Taylor you got to be
sneaky sneak through he still catches me and then like I get past him fine finally sneaking through
and then I get to like some bandit camp and I think oh the bandits the easy tier of every bad
guy you just you waste the barbarians with the barbarians they got fucking
like uh uh hide leathers and bracers and stuff the low tier armor and then i go in there hoping
to get some xp and i'm getting thrashed by these guys one of them had a dog and the dog killed me
i got killed by his dog before like they they were literally like oh yeah something and then
the dog killed me.
And they were like, oh, I guess it was nothing,
just some fucking pussy
who probably shouldn't have even made it past the night
with fucking Albert.
You know, I know you're not trying to sell this game,
but I have to see it.
It's beautiful.
No, that's the other thing.
That's why we all suffered through it.
It's beautiful.
And when you're riding on your horse, I want to say there's like some golden sparkles coming off the horse's ass or something
like like you're just it's beautiful the game is gorgeous and you can run around and explore and
do okay against minor enemies but you've got to start learning to dodge immediately yeah it's like
oh you missed your dodge go back go back again over and over and i
i'm not used to having that like that it's just a couple milliseconds it feels like that you've
got to dodge and you've got to know the attacks are coming and people like fighting games i'm not
good at those so i don't play them now i i was into them when i was young so i'm not good at
them anymore that was 30 years ago ago. But 30 years ago,
it was the same sort of thing.
The character would faint his attack.
You'd flash a little indicator
that something was,
a high or low was about to come
and your job was to react to that quickly.
Maybe though.
Maybe my background will be relevant.
We'll see.
It would.
If you're really good at Street Fighter,
I imagine you'd be able to game like that. Because I mean, maybe my background will be relevant. We'll see. It would. If you're really good at Street Fighter, I imagine you'd be good at the game. That was my game.
Yeah.
Because I remember even that fucking dude bag on the horse, sometimes he would go, and
just swing at you real quick.
And other times he'd go, and then he'd wait a second and then swing it at you.
And I was like, the first guy has a personality?
No.
Yeah. Yeah. It was rough. wait a second and then swing it at you and i was like the first guy has like a personality no yeah
yeah it was rough i i i haven't and that's apparently that's all um what is it dark souls
games yeah souls and they're very difficult there's uh the the lack of open world like
feeling like towns and stuff like i didn't i thought it was gonna feel more like skyrim where
like you go into a town and there's
people wandering about
and it feels more real. It's like, where's the Jarl?
He's usually over here and you go find him.
In this, all the characters are just
static.
They're just ghost figments
that never move. They're always in the same spot
so it doesn't really feel...
But if you just want to fight, then that doesn't matter
to you, I guess.
Yeah, I don't know. That one wasn't for me i diablo's a little mindless as well but uh i'm gonna stick
it out uh with that for a while balder's gate 3 looks really crazy with i don't know how many
characters there are it's i think i'm gonna play that i was playing diablo with a friend of mine
last night and he just randomly was like are you guys gonna play balder's gate it's the best series
ever you have to try. Yeah.
I got to see why everyone's saying it's so woke.
I'll make sure that they didn't like actually rate babies or something.
And as long as they didn't, I'll jump on board.
They probably just whitewashed some characters like they made the Nords black or something.
Are they like a Nord game? I thought it was like a like a goblin, like kind of D&D.
It should be any fucking thing,
dude.
You can,
I've been watching some stuff with the developers who are,
they look like what they look like,
what game developers look like.
Good.
And,
uh,
but,
but they're like,
Oh yeah,
the paladin character plays completely different.
And they start listing off all these characters and they're just tons.
Like I think our game Diablo has four or five characters.
I think this game might have like 15 or 20 or something like that this is balder's gate
balder's gate 3 it's another you know rpg that looks uh i guess it's multiplayer i haven't looked
into it much at all but it looks fun looks very similar to what we're doing yeah i'm gonna play
well to some extent the rpg-esque yeah why is it supposed to be woke
i don't know my youtube you know my youtube always lets me know if something's woke
and i should avoid it uh i guess i guess i respond to that uh but i remember the other
day it's saying something about maybe it lumped them in with uh the magic the gathering people
because they were showing all the cards that have been turned black um with the magic the gathering people because they were showing all the cards that have been turned black um with the magic the gathering cards um i think specifically with the lord of the rings
aragorn yeah not a fan of that not just aragorn uh i think like three or four different characters
all got through racist improved yeah i well improved yeah i don't know i did i didn't know your youtube sucks man my youtube
rules i'm getting suggested there's this guy uh something like louisiana cracker i think his name
is something like that look him up he's got like a million subs he's this absolutely built guy who
just like does who has a hilarious louisiana accent and he like cooks these most
delicious like seafood boils and he'll do like from the like he'll do like gator like caught
to a table and he'll like show himself going out there and like with a bow like shooting all these
alligator gars and then showing how he hacks it up and does it and like he got that uh louisiana
boy like let's see what he did yeah this guy and like i didn't realize when he was using like and then showing how he hacks it up and does it. He got that Louisiana boy.
Let's see.
Yeah, this guy.
I didn't realize when he was wearing T-shirts and shit,
but this guy, there was one video of him.
He's like, I guess he loves nature too.
Go figure.
He's like, we're going out here.
Alligator snapping turtle.
Big alligator snapping turtle in the pond too small.
So we got to take him out.
We got to move him.
New pond.
Look at his knee.
And then he was reaching into this four-foot deep mud and pulling out and he goes oh 120 pound 120 pound on this boy look at that look at that like he's like pretending to bite
and like at like at one point in like the shallow mud everybody else is like picking up the smaller
ones and as the video goes on it becomes clear there's only one man strong enough to wade waist deep in mud and pull
110 pound alligator turtles out and it's this guy and he's just like having a ball of a time just
every single one he picks up he's just i have never i watched his channel for probably two
straight hours last night big shout out out to that guy's channel.
Check it out.
It's really good quality content.
And the food looks fucking delicious.
Delicious.
And because he's like Cajun, he's like dropping in French.
And you can tell he absolutely knows like French style cooking,
which is a reason people in New Orleans have the best cooking in the country.
It's because they have French influence.
French are the fucking best chefs like they and so this guy is like saying
things that are not at all what you would associate with like a southern louisiana guy
where he's like like talking about like specific ways to make his coca vin and things and it's like
this is such an interesting fusion of cultures this watch that channel. It's really cool.
Shout out that guy.
You got me curious.
Yeah, I can't hit it back.
You would absolutely,
everybody would hate the videos I'm watching lately.
Like CJ got a new protein skimmer
for his fish tank.
Let's see.
Hell yeah, CJ.
Del Tech, nice.
All right.
I think we can call it there.
Yes, sir.
All right.
I like that show.
PKN 46.