Plumbing the Death Star - Joel Duscher's Christmas Miracles

Episode Date: December 29, 2014

In which our heroes don’t turn up to the studio, leave Duscher by himself, take a week off and lazily upload something from our past. We laugh, we cry, we avoid looking at Duscher directly in the face and wonder how we ever piece an episode together. Jackson just wants everyone to know where incest falls on the awful scale, Zammit patiently waits it out and Duscher just wants to get the intro right. It’s a supercut of every time Duscher fucks up introducing the show, but on the plus side it gets him to that right level of anger. So join the gang as we look back at our first season and come to the realisation that we aren’t very professional. Merry Christmas.To help us buy elocution lessons for Duscher head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference in us getting the job done quicker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

San Spence Radio, recorded from the inside of a hot vent. So Zammet edits these so I'm left in his capable hands and have no idea what's gonna follow this intro So hopefully has something in store to make it up to me and also up to you guys for wasting your time Fingers crossed that it's probably just a supercut of my greatest moments and everything that I've said that has been a hundred percent correct and brilliant Not a super cut of me fucking up the intro heaps and heaps because that would probably ruin my Christmas. Anyways, enjoy What? Oh, no. Dusha wants to be here so much. He's loving it! He's loving life!

Dusha, come on, introduce the show. Welcome to Plumbing the Death Star, where we plumb the deaths. No, what's the topic today? Well, we ask... Welcome to Plumbing the Death Star, where we question the... plumb the death star. What's the topic today? We ask, welcome to Plumbing the Death Star, where we question the... Welcome to Plumbing the Death Star

Intergalactic Apartheid. I thought it was going to start with a question sort of thing. Okay. So welcome to Plumbing the Death Star, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like, is the Imperial Army racist? i like that do that again do it again but better are you recording yes she has been okay sick all right welcome to plumbing the death star where this week we fucking i have not thought about plumbing the death star where we ask the big

questions like is okay John Hammond... Welcome to Plumbing the Death Star. Welcome to Plumbing the Death Star. See a light flash before your eyes. This is it for me. This is how I die. I say... Welcome to today's episode that's why I fuck it

I have to say today's episode at some point where does that fit in welcome to plumbing the death star today's episode welcome to today's plumbing the death star episode the imperial racist army cleansing of ethnics The Death Star episode. The Imperial Racist Army. A cleansing of ethnics.

Part three. Cleansing of ethnics. Too part. Too part. Wait, what the fuck is... Wow, sorry, I'm... Sir, it's... Hey guys, welcome to Plumbing the Dust.

We ask the important questions like, are the munchkins the true villains of Wizard of Oz? Please mumble if you want. Sup, cunts. Welcome to... Hey guys, welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star, where we ask the important questions like,

I'm still really quiet. Like, echo-y and quiet. Are you guys getting like a weird echo from me? No. Okay, maybe it's just my shit headphones. like echo-y are you guys getting like a weird echo from me? no maybe it's just my shit headphones hey guys welcome to this week's episode of I almost said shut up a second hey guys welcome to this week's

slow down hey guys I need some fucking energy alright what's the question? what was the thought process? what was the thought process what was the thought process in putting together the Avengers squad

team band the Avengers not the Avengers team assemble them like Lego kit what was the thought process behind assembling the Avengers yeah So what is it? What was the thought process behind assembling the Avengers? Yeah.

What was that? My face there was just like, where am I? What's going on? It was like you'd been possessed by an alien for like the last five years and you just come back into your body like what in the crap where am i who the hell are these people all right hey guys welcome to Plumbing the Death... Why is it every time this is so hard? Welcome to Plumbing the Death Star. It's because we're not very good at openers and enders.

I think it's a scripting thing. We're terrible at it. He's crying. He's crying. Things have taken a turn for the worst. Stick to Futurama Because incest is better than rape On the awful things scale Jackson B. Bailey

Born 1991 Died 2000 and whatever On the awful scale Incest is better than rape Because you can have consensual... Jackson B. Bailey, born 1991, died 2000-fucking-something. You can have consensual incest. You can!

You can. It's a thing! It's a thing. I read it in like a new idea once. Anyway, fucking moving on. Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star, where we ask the important questions like time travel. What's the best use of time travel welcome to another episode of plumbing

the death star where we ask the important questions like how do superhero villains handle petty sorry fuck welcome to plumbing the death star where we ask the important questions like sorry i forgot what i was gonna say and then remembered and then found it funny. Welcome to another episode of Flumming the Death Star, where we ask the important questions like, Jonathan Kent, more like Jonathan Cunt, am I right? But seriously, Jonathan Kent is a terrible, terrible, terrible father. Hey guys, and welcome to a special Halloween edition of Plumbing the Death Star. Well, we are seeing... That doesn't sound right.

Yeah, it sounded fine. Okay. Sorry. Every time. At least I'm not laughing this time. Yeah, every single time. Hey there, and welcome to another episode... Fuck.

Hey there, and welcome to a special Halloween episode of Plumbing the Death Star, where we're going to ask the impor... Fuck! I keep fucking up the wording! Hey there, and welcome to a special Halloween episode of Plumbing the Death Star, where we're gonna ask the impor- FUCK! I keep fucking up the wording! Hey there! You know what's good though, is it gets Dushan to like the right level of angriness for the episode. Like, fucking welcome to Plumbing the- I'm so mad! Hi there, and welcome to another episode of Plumbing the Death Star, where I fuck up the intro a million times.

Hi there, and welcome to a very special episode of Plumbing... No, that's wrong too! Hi there, Elquin... That was too slow. Elquin. Hi there, and welcome to a Now that I'm Now I'm starting to laugh Alright, alright

All three of us could probably do a proper recording I don't know why we decided I should do the intro It just happened Changing it now Hi there, and welcome to a very special Halloween edition of Plumbing the Death Star Where we ask the important questions like...

You're so close! It's fucking close! I can use that bit! That bit was really good. That bit was really good. I was really happy with myself. Hi there and welcome to a very special episode of Plumbing the Death Star Halloween edition. He's got the first bit! You're in the home stretch, motherfucker!

I fucked it up. No, but you can just do... Well, we discussed the important... He's got the first bit. What is the question again? I've been distracted that much. A horror movie villain's actually scary. Yeah, yeah. Hi there and welcome to another... Hi there and welcome to a very special edition of Plumbing the Death... Hi there and welcome to a very special edition of Plumbing the Dead

Hi there and welcome to a very special Hi there Just say the end bit Just say the end bit I think it's worse this time because I'm actually I can see all of you Because every time I fuck it up your face is like Okay, hang on

Is that better? Zoe, you're going to need to fix your pop mic. You can do it, mate. Come on, come on, come on, Dusha. We're covering our faces so you can't see us. Hi there, and welcome to a very special Halloween edition of Plumbing the Death Star. We ask important questions like,

are horror movie villains really that scary? Oh, thank Christ. Oh, Dushoshi, you got there in the end. Yeah! That one's for you, Mom. Oh, mercy.