Regulation Podcast - Andrew is On Your Side // Geoff's year old Cosmic Crisp [136]

Episode Date: January 11, 2023

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the fireplace video maybe, Santa School, raccoon neighbors, child Andrew was kickable, breaking Andrew's nose, Geoff and Gavin throw up, life hacks, Rush Hour 4, banana moon pies, and double salted black licorice. Check out challenge trier u/AH_Vinny's youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@vintage_tv/  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/face21 and use code face21 ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/face and Honey http://joinhoney.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. I want to be clear I'm on your side Gavin It doesn't sound like you're on his side at all It does not sound like you're on Gavin's side I couldn't be more On Gavin's side You agree at arguing against people and then at the end Revealing that you're on the same side You're completely You've done nothing wrong here

It's just comedic You just gotta laugh at the situation I'm laughing at the fact that you answered a question with zero answer but you've said a lot of words that was that was it that is not a man on your side that is not the response of a man on somebody absolutely not i'm completely on gavin's side there's no zero other response he could give it just is a comedic one in the context of what was being looked after or what was being searched for by Eric. I guess there's give content where we're talking about the fireplace video, which is out by now. If we did it, I would assume.

Well, I can't say that. No, we can't say that after the pizza thing. But I don't understand. I thought the whole thing about the fireplace video is that we were filming it and then it has to be out like this year. Yeah, well, that's what I said is that it would be funny because like the whole point of it we should have done this going in to the start of december but now we're just doing i don't think it matters on that much if it's late it's already late what would be the turnaround because we talked about this briefly about like how fast we could get it up yeah i would say considering it's the 20th and it should be up

before christmas uh we didn't do it no well wait we're not doing it now well when's this supposed to be out by isn't it a christmas thing yeah well it should be but i think we're past the window of christmas so i just assumed it would come out in january get a nice january fire okay then we can put it out in january so it's good and early for 2024 exactly i can't wait for two youtube videos to come out one is called uh 8k fireplace the other is called fireplace day i'm just excited to see the thumbnail the idea that jeff just gave was that andrew does eight hours of commentary so that would be two videos i independently had that thought because i think it's funny to do like a reaction video to a

fireplace thing but it's eight hours long. Yeah, that's a lot. I don't know. Maybe I'll try it. I have my own idea for the fireplace that I'm excited to present to you guys when I get to it. Okay, there you go. F***face 136.

My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me as always, Andrew Panton and F***face YouTube strategist, Gavin Free. I don't really like this type. What's up? I don't really like this type. What's up? I don't know. If anyone ever, like, raises an issue, then suddenly it's like, you do it. Well, I just want you to know that I'm on your

side. That's really all that's important to me. Watch your fucking back, because Andrew's on your side, dude. He's coming for you. No, I'm with you. Arm around shoulder, I'm on his team. Team Gavin in for you. No, I'm with you. Arm around shoulder. I'm on his team. Team Gavin and this. Speaking of the fireplace thing, do you guys know how much would you guess it would cost to book Santa in Austin for 15 minutes? Well, is this like a full beard Santa

or real beard Santa as real beard Santa? Proper Santa. I think it's about 250 bucks for 15 minutes. What would you say, Gavin? Hundred. Hundred bucks. So I was thinking about, because I'm not going to be in the fireplace filming thing, but I thought, oh, what would be a fun way to somehow interact with that content? And I thought, what if I just send a Santa to the house randomly during the eight hours? so i searched and i got quoted i sent like a thing out to 10 different santa claus agencies in texas and i thought maybe i'll do this but then i got the first one back 325 dollars was the first quote i got back for an hour for 15 15 minutes so for a grand an hour that's ridiculous they get to work fucking one day a year they gotta make a year's worth of

pay in one day they just take an hourly rate and times it by 12 yeah like why even reach out they must live in a different state like i appreciate it are there guidelines and regulations around being a santa like is there a santa union and yeah just like who there is there is like a training program for it i don't think it's like an official union i don't uh i watched a video on this years ago but there is like a guy that is considered the the the like staple santa that everyone should look up to and he does courses at a program where like people show up and they get they graduate essentially santa school and they go through like it's a two or three day conference of Santas.

And was this guy a licensed Santa or is it just like, he is no, he's like the face of the Santa, the mall Santa empire essentially. And everybody loves this guy and he's Jewish. But I mean the guy that you were getting a quote for, Oh no, I have no idea.

Those, those dudes are specialized. I think you do have to go through some sort of certification and training because what they do uh and i know this because emily was looking it up for something else uh and so i just happened to learn about it through her but they'll come in to your house for like 250 300 bucks for 15 minutes you put the kids to bed right or whatever then you let them like peek down the stairs and then santa comes in and like drops some fucking presents out in front of the tree and like drinks the milk and the cookie and then leaves and the kids

think they saw real Santa Claus. I mean that kind of just one of the parents do that. Yeah, but if you want to pay somebody who looks a hell of a lot more like Santa Claus. Yeah, there's training involved. Yeah. You gotta respect the craft Gavin. Kids just hop in there.

But that was the lowest quote i ended up getting with i think was like 185 which is closer that's like on the range of maybe wanting to do it but after uh the cucumber bit i said different packages like is there an option for them to come down the chimney oh i'd wish that'd be fantastic there should be that would be such a funny checklist to have Will come to I would check that every time I don't care at the premium is Have you ever been at a party where somebody has appeared out of the chimney at some point during it? That would be amazing. I've had raccoons come down my chimney Yeah, how were they as party guests?

Have you really yeah, there was a with my uh my first house like the uh flu hatch thing was stuck open and uh raccoons would come in and die oh is that how you had the dead raccoon in your house that came in from the fireplace yeah yeah the uh the next door neighbor was telling me that the previous owner always always had raccoons falling into his living room. And he'd have to like, he'd trap them in cages and then hand them over to his neighbor. And his neighbor was telling me in graphic detail how he had a piece of wood with a big nail through it. And he would just club these raccoons to death. Oh, God.

That was the first conversation I had with that neighbor. Bashing him like Charlie bashes the rats and so oh i didn't have many more conversations with him after that he was like yeah if you got any raccoons just just bag them and bring them over and i'll get my plank that's terrifying how do we get off this animal death kick that we're on at the moment oh we can we pivot already do you want to well we have a lot of things we can just stop talking about it let's pivot it's really easy it's an easy pivot to do i was so i as stated on the show december 15th was my mom's birthday it's recent and uh as part of it i went through some old family videos and i was doing this as prep beforehand are you gonna share that photo

i am gonna share this i didn't want to bring it up because i didn't know if you would if you wanted to share it with the class i'm gonna i'm gonna share it with the class okay i said for context months ago when i was initially going through i found some old family tapes and I was just reviewing what we had. I noticed that my head at all stages of life was absurdly large, way too big for my body. And I said to Jeff, and I know this is on brand. I've never done it. I know the whole thing. I was an extremely kickable child. never done it i know the whole thing i was an extremely kickable child i was so kickable just because i feel like i would fly like the momentum of my head going down a hill like just the impact and the speed it would generate i was extremely kickable and so i said to jeff next time i watch these i'll send you a photo to illustrate my point of not just how fucking big my head was, just how kickable of a child I was. Like you talk about kickable in the head, like your entire body.

Anywhere. No, like if you kicked me in the chest because of how big my head is, it would be like a boulder rolling down a hill. Like it was just like the, he, he looked like an upside down weeble wobble. Like you want to kick him in the head just so that he'd flip over and,

and be the right way so i'm gonna post this right now and the group think look at how fucking big my head is it is absurd i it's massive oh my god there's so many things there's so many angles it's i almost look like a i feel genuinely bad laughing at a baby, but it's you. Oh, it's Madison. It looks like... I have looked at this photo probably 400 times already. I almost look like a ghoul from Fallout

because it's like I don't have enough skin for how big my head is. Like, everything is pulp. Did your face eventually move towards the front of your head it did it did we we had a thankfully we approached forward it never rained on andrew's nose what do you think was unbreakable it's been covered in my youth he's under the i mean the immediate exactly like the dude with the helmet under his hat.

Without anything there. That's unbelievable. I look like Mega Man's kid. There's all sorts of angles you could go with this. I've said I look like Pac-Man with legs. It's just I'm all head. I'm 90% head. That was very unexpected.

I was expecting a big head. But what you're leaving out is that your head is the normal size from the eyes down. It's the top half of your head. You had like half a big head. He has an adult cranium in a kid's face.

It looks like I'm hiding one of those baseball helmet hats under my skin. That's just in my head like i invented that did you get stung by a wasp earlier in the day i wish you look like an extra in like the xavier school of from a young age you would would definitely have like CG building blocks. It looks like he just didn't make the cut.

He went to the other school, Xavier's school for not so gifted youngsters. If I gave birth to that kid, I would immediately think telekinesis is an option. If you gave birth to that kid, you'd... Oh my God. What did you do to your poor mother? C-section? Oh? Andrew that is So extreme

No My hat problem It's real difficult. It's a real problem. You've got like... You've got like a medium-sized face with an XL head on the top. It looks like... It looks like someone went apeshit in The Sims. Oh my god. Oh, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

I sent him a photo of me as a kid and he had the nerve to say I had a big head. At that time, you did. Dude, you were like the leader. Oh, there you go. I'm not arguing. I posted a picture of him. Yeah.

That's insane. How old are you, though? Probably like six or seven months old. I'm surprised you could stand. I think I'm... No, I'm just like in a chair thing. Oh, okay. I'm in like a stand chair right and you're and you're using your psychic abilities to make it float around the room right

yeah yeah exactly i'm actually holding myself up you must have had the strongest little neck ever oh maybe yeah that's uh yeah could be That's a fantastic photo. Without this origin story, Pillow Mountain could never have existed. I needed, that's how it built the neck. I get Pillow Mountain now. Yeah. I mean, that head requires at least four pillows by itself. Oh, easy.

Yeah. That's a mass, yeah. I bet you put a head that heavy on pillows, it just goes right through them. Oh, yeah. No, you need, you need firm support for sure. Undeniably. So that was great.

I was, I was happy to see see it's also like the best angle it just made me so happy to come across that hey still a cute kid though i wish i had i'll see if if i encounter any more i still have a few more tapes to go through i'll make sure to send them to you i have to scroll up because i can't stop laughing at that i i would have been terrified of you because I would have thought, that baby's trying to set me on fire with his mind. But very cute. Have we measured your head? No, there's another one where I am wearing a hat. I got a train conductor cap for Christmas.

So I think at some point it maybe bounced out and then it grew again. I don't know. There's a small window where i think it may have been average i'll have to go through a document would you say you have an a big head now oh absolutely yeah yeah massive massive head yeah like one of those like easter island statue big head like that level of huge what just means you have you much brain? Yeah, that's definitely what that means. Actually, it shouldn't.

Let's hope it doesn't mean that because I'm not at all utilizing it, if that's the case. That's a terrible usage of brain. I think I know why you've grown up thinking you have an unbreakable nose. Because I don't think anything could hit it. That's what I was saying.

Yeah. I gave it cover. It's protected. It's like at the back. It developed at a time. I gave it cover. It's protected. It's like the back. It developed at that time. I never want it to happen, but I don't think there'd be anything worse than breaking my nose. I'd be so disappointed, like beyond the injury itself, just demoralizing.

Yeah. Would that be like life shattering for you? Because it would change. It would change a lot of universal truths in your life, I would imagine. It would. Yeah. There's a clip of one of the baby tapes where I'm being given a slice of apple and I've never been more on edge.

I was like, you better fucking accept this apple. You better enjoy and accept this apple because this is part of my being now. I thankfully ate it. I was happy about it, but I was worried. I was terrified that I would reject the apple because that does not align with who I am. Any idea what kind of apple it was you were being given? I was really trying to tell, but I was worried. I was terrified that I would reject the apple because that does not align with who I am. Any idea what kind of apple it was you were being given? I was really trying to tell, but I couldn't. Definitely wasn't a Granny Smith.

I don't think Cosmic Crisp definitely didn't exist at that point. Well, God. Speaking of apples, let me send you guys a fucking photo. The apple bag. What a perfect transition. So does it say on the side, Jeff, you wrote when it was going to be opened by, right? I think we're actually past. What was the date written? i'll show it to you guys and you can see it uh it's pretty clearly when you see it please don't be too fucking powerful to send this jpeg

okay there you go december 9th 2022 okay so we're way past it and the whole point was that this apple was supposed to be able to last a year yeah unfortunately, today's the 20th, so it's 11 days past due. It's 11 days past due. On top of the fact that I've seen other apples that have been held for a year that have existed way better than Jeff says. I think putting it in the bag was the death of Jeff's apple. On top of the fact that your fridge doesn't really work. Yeah, it's just, I think the fridge and the bag together

did not make for an appetizing year for this apple. When did it start looking, well, when did the inside come out? Yeah, I picked it up like four months ago and it looked like this. And I went, oh God. I wonder if it's cider. I, well, I don't, oh, I hope I don't get,

I don't drink. It may have gone alcoholic. I'm scared to open the bag. Should I? Here, should I? I think you have to open it. You should go on camera. Yeah.

Okay, I've turned it on. Oh, hell yeah. Camera on. Can you guys see? Yeah, if you give me a second, I can record. Do you want me to record this? Yeah, please. I can't promise that I'm going to eat it, but I can promise that my tongue will touch it.

No, no, you can promise that you're gonna eat it. It's fine. Give me just a second and I'll... Oh, I'm loving the laser show, by the way. Oh, thanks. That's the thing that scared the shit out of me the other day when I thought someone was trying to strangle me. That was the shadow? Yeah. Wow. What a jolly

shadow. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Well, it's all over Tiny Town. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah yeah I love your tiny town I know it's fucking rocking this year dude okay all right we're recording all right here we go here's the bag you can see the fucking oh my that's that's like that's like it looks like a dog got

popped oh no we're pivoting away. How does stuff get alcoholic? Do you need to add stuff or does it just ferment on its own? I think it just ferments on its own, maybe. Yeah, that might honestly have booze in it. This hasn't been opened in over a year, so now let me smell. No. Now, Jeff, if somebody's piss smelled like that, would you comment on it in a public place? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If I smelled that, I would comment on... Oh, it's so... Are you able to extract the apple and show it? Oh, what are you... Oh! Stop! It just smushed in half. Gavin's gonna throw up.

Gavin's gonna throw up. Is the smell... That's the apple. Does... No. It smells like... I threw up. You threw up?

I threw up. Did you actually? Well, join the club. You're not the only one. I'm about to. No! It's so mushy. No!

Jeff is squeezing the apple, and it's just mushy and liquid. Do not eat it. Do not. Just stay away from it. Do apples turn into poison at some point? Can somebody look this up? No, I think there's never been a poisoned apple ever, and I don't think that's a thing for fairy tales. just stay away from it. Do apples turn into poison at some point? Can somebody look this up? No, I think we're worried about the fermented apple ever.

And I don't think that's a thing for fairy tales. No, it's fine. Go for it. Because it... Don't. No. Just put it in the bag. Just a little. Just like a little nibble.

So small. No. No! No! Tastes like an apple. Yeah! Oh, wait. Hang on. He stopped. Now he's going like an apple. Yeah! Oh, wait, hang on. He stopped, now he's gonna throw up.

Yeah. Stop, no, chef! He's leaving to throw up, which is more than understandable. Gavin is already puking. Uh-huh. Nick, how you doing over there? I'm gonna be honest, I. Uh-huh. Nick, how you doing over there? I'm going to be honest.

I have to look away. Nick? Oh, Nick might be. Nick just passed out. I mean, that's just a lot. The fact, yeah, that's great. People will be able to watch it on the YouTube version. They want to see it live as it's happening.

He's coming back. You know, Jeff is a real trooper. The fact that he hung in there for on the YouTube version. They want to see it live as it's happening. He's coming back. You know, Jeff is a real trooper. The fact that he hung in there for all the icy hot. Millie had to come in and go, what the fuck is going on? Millie had to check on you. I threw up. I threw up on my kitchen

sink. Oh no. Oh my god, that was gross. I'm going to turn off my camera now. Alright. Oh my god. You was gross. I'm gonna turn off my camera now. Uh, yeah. Alright. Oh my god. You okay, Jeff? I was hideous.

Gavin, where you at? I missed all that. I threw up. I threw up in my mouth. You can watch the YouTube version when it comes up. You can enjoy it again. You're not the only one that threw up, buddy. Oh, man. Did you eat some? I was

throwing up. Yeah, he did. He ate like a bunch of it. I took like three bites. I just need to brush my teeth. Yeah, that's fine. We'll stop down for, you know, just a second. It's fine. I'm just going to say that I think this is the first time...

Why would you post the puke? What the fuck? Ew. Wait. Why did you do that? That's what came out of my mouth. Nobody's going to question what are you doing? Some tomato.

That's way grosser than what Jeff did. That's way worse than what Jeff did. That's infinitely... We can't post that. What are you doing? They'll never know what it is. Oh, it's terrible. I just... This is the first time that I think

I'm not the one puking on this show. Are old apples poison? Oh, my God. I mean, it's not... As Eric said, there's never been an iconic poison apple. You'll be good. I mean, I assume you chewed it but didn't eat it.

I hope you didn't consume any of it. I couldn't swallow it. It was too ripe. Yeah, you just spit it out. I spit out anything, but I got juice in me. I really appreciated that Millie was so concerned about you, she had to come check. Yeah, I appreciate it.

Just to make sure you were okay. She's a good kid. She loves her dad. She's, you know, she wanted to make sure I'm not dying over there. I can't believe you tried some of it. Well, that's my job, right? I'm genuinely, I'm impressed with you.

I'll be honest. I can't believe that. That's insane. All right, does anybody else have their year old apple? We were all supposed to do it. Yeah, no, we've been pretty open. Covered the fact none of us have one. Gavin never got one.

I ate mine two months into it. Not even, probably like seven weeks into. When I get my new fridge next year, assuming I get it, and I don't have to fucking burn a fridge store down, I'm gonna put a new apple in on fucking burn a fridge store down. Uh huh. I'm going to put a new apple in on day one.

Yeah. Yeah. And do the test again. And do the test again. Are you going to put it in a bag? I would recommend not putting in a bag. I don't think so. I'm just going to leave it on its own.

Yeah. I think it'll, it'll work a lot better from what I've seen. I put it on a plate or something so it'll, it can pool into it. Where is the apple bag? The one I just had? Yeah. It's in my kitchen sink okay i'm just you know i imagine you know what the fireplace video sounds like that's gonna happen if you want to share what that smells like to the other people on this podcast it just might be a

good thing oh you think i should save it yeah i'm just throwing it out there just as like a thing that you could save is if you want the other people here to smell it and really get a sense of the scent i'll put it i'll put it back in the fridge and hang on to it for the next time we're all together i'm back it's a great idea i was not expecting you to eat that no i wasn't i wasn't either i also was not i feel like i gag pretty often like it doesn't take much to make me gag my mouth just filled on the first gag i was very surprised that's so gross oh yeah i just had lunch lunch was high that's true you didn't leave what did you have lunch what did you have i had some pasta with like tomatoes and corn and oh that sounds delightful

yeah sorry about that i did not expect well i didn't think i'd actually eat it but then in the moment i did and then i did not expect how violently I would react. Like, I threw up in my mouth halfway into the kitchen sink, and then I just dumped it out of my mouth into the kitchen sink. Yeah. It was like, oh, God. No part of it was good. Yeah.

Well, anyway, there you go. Cosmic Crisp keeps fresh for at least a year and 11 days. Now, let's say if that was juiced in a glass and you didn't have context, do you think you would still, would it be a problem? The juice itself? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you wouldn't, yeah, no, you wouldn't do that. You would spit it out immediately or throw it up immediately and go,

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Okay, I'm excited for this because I'd love to have a proper hack on this show. Yeah. Whenever you buy something, take the manual and put it in a drawer next to the toilet. How are you going to read with sunglasses on? Sunglasses with light on the side.

It shines directly at me. So, I'm just trying to think of things. There are very few things I require a manual for that I also don't need the thing at the same time. You must have things where it's like, you know how to work it on a basic waffle makers and stuff. Yeah. But like if you know the basics of it, but you want to learn advanced stuff, I have that with cameras sometimes where it's like a billion different options.

That's fair. I just, I don't think I engage in anything in that way. So like when I think of a manual that I use, it would be like if I bought a Lego set, but that's like reading it in the bathroom is not going to help me. I got to make it. I'm not going to remember page six. I get where you're going with that, Gav. But I feel like any time I crack one of those manuals open and I go through it, I learn that the manual has a bunch of shit in it that doesn't that I either I know already or doesn't apply to me in any way whatsoever.

And anything useful is hidden and I can't find it. Yeah. I find that to be more frustrating than helpful. There's nothing like getting a game as a kid and reading the manual on the way home. That is, I think, the top manual experience when I think of my time using them.

I used to read every single page of every game manual. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Because sometimes there'd be story stuff in it. It wouldn't just be instructional. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Because sometimes there'd be story stuff in it. Like it wouldn't just be instructional. They were great. I would even buy like pre-owned game strategy guides

for games I didn't have just so I could like read the game because I couldn't afford the actual game. That's interesting. What is there any that you read the guide for that you never ended up playing ever? Like I imagine at some point you would eventually play these games

even if there wasn't a media uh yeah uh hitman contracts you haven't played hitman contracts for some there are some i think this has happened to me a few times where i'm a huge fan of something but the third one i hate like uh like rush hour love rush hour wanted to the third one is shite yeah it's made by all the same people just blows and i felt the same way about hitman Like Rush Hour? Love Rush Hour 1 and 2. The third one is shite. I don't know why. It's made by all the same people. It just blows. And I felt the same way about Hitman Contracts, which was the third one. I just couldn't get into it.

I just played the first couple levels. I thought it's just shit for some reason. Couldn't even dial in what I didn't like about it. So I just read the whole game. That's great. Because it was before you could just watch a Let's Play. Did you guys see they're making a new rush hour oh god i i like saw there's a photo or something did they confirm that that was the thing that was gonna happen i thought so i wasn't sure if everybody was locked in last i heard like they weren't sure that chris tucker was gonna be in it

and you can't have rush hour 4 without chris tucker you can't have rush hour without either of them yeah no they're they're fighting to the thing yeah it looks like uh jackie chan converged it's in the uh mentioned it's in the early stages of can he still fight though could he still do stunts i don't know maybe that'll be a part of the show i bet yeah i was gonna say i think eventually think eventually it might Jackie Chan might have a similar arc to Jackass where it becomes funnier. The less he can do the older and like what is viewed as a stunt could become part of the comedy. At the time of this recording, Jackie Chan is 68 years old. Yeah, I don't want to see that guy jump through a window. I do. That's all I want to see.

I want to watch a 70 year old man jump through a window. I do. That's all I want to see. I want to watch a 70-year-old man jump through a window. That's awesome. And then beat somebody up with a jacket. Absolutely. And I want to see the outtakes where he doesn't quite make it through the window two or three times. You know like in Rumble in the Bronx, in all the post-credit

scenes that we show his oopsies and accidents, and in Rumble in the Bronx, specifically, there's one where you can see he like a giant rubber shoe over his normal shoe to hide his cast or whatever i bet in the outtakes of rush hour 4 it's just a giant rubber body suit that goes over his body cast it just walks like a stick man the whole movie i want to see jackie chan fuck some people up with a walker like i could just see it in my head like him grabbing it like needing to use it, lifting it up,

fighting like six guys at once. Like he typically does. I think you're right. There's room. How old is Chris Tucker? Chris Tucker age. Late fifties. 51.

Oh wow. That's younger than I thought. Yeah. Pretty young. Yeah. I don't know what that movie is though. Rush hour for like why it just feels, I don't know what's left to tell. hour four like why it just feels i don't know

what's left to tell what if the whole movie takes place in a car as they both try and drive to work why just literal just stuck in rush hour stuck in rush hour okay maybe terrorists take over the old folks home that they both live in and they have to liberate it i honestly i feel like the only reason why rush hour three had to exist was because of the blooper and rush hour two of him saying damn that guy's not gonna be rush hour three like that validated a rush hour three existing and there was no blooper rush hour three where he was like damn that guy ain't gonna be rush hour four it's like that's why i don't think I'm on board for Rush Hour 4 in the same way I was for 3.

That ad-lib might have been the first ad-lib to Greenlight a movie. Absolutely, yeah. It completely validated a sequel existing. It doesn't matter what it's about. It needs to happen. There needs to be Rush Hour 3. There's a great section of Rush Hour 2 outtakes where it's just a montage of Chris Tucker

calling Jackie Chan Jackie instead of his character name to the point where it's just a montage of chris tucker calling uh jackie chan jackie instead of his character name to the point where he's just like yeah let's go jackie damn it and then and then jackie chan goes okay chris tucker and like kicks the door in those outtakes are the best they're honestly i think my favorite part of all these movies oh easily yeah they're not great movies beyond the outtakes i mean they're fun for what they are but like the outtakes are easily the best part i think it's interesting that they would even like who wants to see rush hour for like what is that audience i'll see it who is that i want to see it you are you're both okay never mind maybe i'm just less on board for this would you if you were the director of rush hour 2 would you have serious thought of including that outtake in your final cut

or because the blooper reel exists you'd be fine placing it there it's just such a funny line like it works like it's weird that it breaks the fourth wall and it that doesn't fit the tone of those movies at all but it's so goddamn funny his delivering the timing of it what you think that should have just been in the cut I kind of yeah I'd be very tempted

if I was making that movie to just have that be the cut because it's funnier it's a better moment than what's actually there i wonder what the best fourth wall break is oh oh that's a good question i'm gonna see what google says there's a there's a weird fourth wall break in like one of the james bond films yeah i think it's when sean connery quit and george laser b became became Bond. He has like a moment to the camera. He basically says like... Oh, he does. Like something like, oh, that's not how the other guy...

Yeah, that never happened to the other fellow. He basically just like looks straight down the barrel. It's so weird. Yeah, you're right. Oh, so I looked at like best fourth wall breaks of all time. And number one is considered to be Ferris Bueller, which I guess makes sense. I mean, that whole movie's like at the fourth. It's a structure. Yeah.

I wonder what would be like the best non-intentional one or maybe like the best ad-libbed line. I like the moment in Spaceballs where they just like start talking about the movie and then just stop talking and look down the lens. But that's you know, like that and Naked Gun, you always expect there to be multiple

moments of that. Are they making a new Naked Gun, you always expect there to be multiple moments of that. Are they making a new Naked Gun, right? Are they? Yeah, with Liam Neeson, I think. Yeah, Liam Neeson's taking over the role, I think. That's interesting. Like, you figure Leslie Nielsen and Liam Neeson are close enough sounding that it must be good, I guess? I don't know.

I mean, it's the same initials, so they didn't have to change anything in the trailer. I think there is a fourth wall break in the Naked Gun, gun isn't there doesn't somebody get killed and they fall out of frame like and they they like show beyond the set where the person falls out oh yeah it was yeah it was like crew i think like half of gremlins 2 if i remember correctly was fourth wall breaking as well because it was like they did a bunch of stuff in the theater with gremlins that's interesting we'll have to look into this. I don't feel great. Yeah, you shouldn't.

You should feel terrible. Yeah, I feel a little... I got a little rumbly tummy after that. I already took... I already... God, dude. So I was in Alabama over the weekend visiting my family, which is great, and I love them and stuff.

But you know how like... Gav, you know how like when you say that when you come back from England, you come back to America, you start eating American food again. You just shit like crazy. Yeah, I have the same problem with Alabama. Like Alabama is my version of your America. I go back to Alabama for like three days. I come back to Texas and I just destroy toilets.

I have been, what time is it? 2 p.m.? I have taken three heinous shits today. Now, what is different about your diet? What is the thing that's changed? You don't know? Jeff, we talked about you going back to Alabama

and the one thing that you liked, and it was banana whoopie pies that you could buy whenever you want. You said they are in every checkout counter at every place you go to. You talked about them two or three times when we did podcasts yesterday, and you don't know what changed in your diet?

Okay, well, that's part of it for sure. I will say I'm not a big fan of Alabama, the state. Love my family dearly. Don't want my mom to hear this and think I'm saying I don't like her or my family or, you know. I just don't like Alabama. I grew up there. I'm just not a fan. You don't have to like where you're from.

It's not a requirement. And I'm allowed not to like it, even though a bunch of people from Alabama are going to yell at me on social media. Joke's on you. I won't see it. I'm not on social media anymore. But I just don't. I just don't dig Alabama. I just am not a fan of it. And so I was talking about with my therapist and he he told me he was like, I'm I challenge you to find one thing you like about Alabama while you're there,

like one thing that you dig about Alabama. And the best I could come up with is I fucking love banana moon pies and banana moon pies, moon pies in general are they like a big Mardi Gras thing if you guys don't know what I'm talking about uh they it's like the official like throw food like the big thing that they throw they throw beads and all kinds of candy and shit but they throw these things called moon pies and I fucking love banana moon pies and they are at like every impulse buy station in Alabama like gas stations Walmart wherever you go and so I ate a bunch of banana moon pies while I was there and so that probably And they are at like every impulse buy station in Alabama, like gas stations, Walmart, wherever

you go. And so I ate a bunch of banana moon pies while I was there. And so that probably helped. I also had I've had a lot of cereal at my mom's house and she just has regular milk. And I have been eating lactose free milk for a while now because lactose milk makes makes me fart. And so that's probably part of it, too. I feel like that would be an incentive

for you to have the milk. That seems like a thing you'd be very excited about. What, farting? I don't mind the farting. I don't like what it does to my tummy. It makes my tummy hurt. Okay, that makes sense.

In my experience, any time you're evacuating a different country's food into the country you're in, it's never a good poo. Yeah, that's fair. It's never a good poo. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. It's never a tidy one.

A moon pie by name feels like it would fuck you up, but not by looking at it. No, they're fucking great. That seems okay to me visually. Yeah, there you go. There's a banana moon pie right there. I was just trying to grab one. They're so fucking good, dude. Have you guys ever had one?

No. No. Oh, you should. You should absolutely. You should, if you ever get a chance, eat a moon pie. You're getting shit for a while, though, apparently. Well, only if it's from Alabama. Speaking of eating and shitting, Gavin, do you want to eat that?

Should you eat that? Because all the regulation listeners and comment leavers are eating their black licorice already. And I feel as we kind of lost sight of that because of the whole uh cucumber thing cucumber but gavin you have that licorice there do you want to pop a couple of those double salts in your mouth and see what happens uh yeah i guess so does anyone else have one i do i still have some it'll probably be a fucking treat after my apple mildly worried i'm gonna vomit again but i gotta say as somebody who typically is in pain on this show this has been a nice break to just observe this there's one place in town where i think they might have this i had somebody recommend uh spots i need to check double salt black

licorice i'm a pop so it's a challenge is it just keeping it in your mouth or eating it within Just try to get it down. Just trying to get it down. Oh, fuck you. Oh, fuck. Now, how does that compare to your death apple? It's worse than the apple. It's just too goddamn intense. Have you popped it in, Gavin? No, I just went to get it. So I've got a bag.

I've got all of the Put your camera on. I'll put mine on. Got drops. So the ones we want are the double salt. I don't have a webcam. Oh, that's okay. That's fine. So I'm going for the double salt one.

Not cats, coins, or drops. Now, well... No, I think you start at the double salt, and then we can work our way back up. I agree. Definitely start with the double salt. Most bang for your buck. Yeah. I'll be honest. I'm and then we can work our way back up. I agree definitely start with the double salt Most bang for your buck. Yeah, I'll be honest. I'm not sure I've ever had licorice. I love licorice This is not licorice. You mean in all context like red or black. Yes all context

Oh, yeah favorite. Oh Devin just said he's never had it now I've never been like a just sugary sweet guy. So you've avoided licorice entirely? Doesn't smell like much. I wouldn't define licorice as being sweet. Why? Just any like gummy sugary crap I just never went for. Yeah, I don't. I feel like licorice is in a different category.

Yeah, I agree. Really? Like licorice all sorts? It's like its own thing. All right. So I'm just putting this in my mouth on my tongue. Just see if you can eat one of those double salt licorices. Black licorices. Okay, here we go. And I'll do it at the same time. One see if you can eat one of those double salt licorices. Black licorices. Okay, here we go.

I'll do it at the same time. On the count of three. I'm really nervous. We'll see who spits it out. You just have to say when you spit it out. You got this. And if you can eat it all the way, then you fucking win and you're a champion.

All right? So on the count of three. One, two, three. It's definitely going to be... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, three. It's definitely not going to be... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, oh, oh. You turned into the grape lady.

Oh. It doesn't want to be on there. It doesn't want to be on my chocolate. There's nowhere for it to go. Oh. I wish you had a webcam. It's like your tongue tries to eject it from your mouth as soon as it touches you.

You've been a long-winded. You're not messing about. That's completely impossible. That's not food. No, it's not. You couldn't eat that? Have you had one, Eric? It's like the ocean. It's like a handful of salt.

Imagine my surprise when I thought I was buying regular-ass, yummy licorice, and I put that in my fucking mouth. Try the least, try the mildest licorice now, whatever it is, the cats or whatever, whichever one says it's like a hint of licorice. Try that and see how you feel. I can't believe that that was his introduction to licorice just in general that was his first licorice drops says deliciously sweet and soft try that oh god i can't get that taste away it would be like if your first time eating chocolate was the 100% dark chocolate and now he's working

down to 90 the craziest scale that you're working backwards from all right. This is going in now the drops Okay, in comparison to the other one didn't taste like anything. Yeah, it's just like a little bit of anus I guess is the flavor you know and you like the taste of the licorice Gavin. Oh That reminds me something tastes like medicine. I've had had. Tastes like NyQuil a little bit. Have you guys watched the video? I'll link it here. It has the timestamp on it.

Did you see Vinny, a comment weaver, AH underscore Vinny on the subreddit? He took the double salt black licorice challenge, and I think he makes it 30 seconds. It's the same kind of thing. It's great. It's on YouTube. Should we watch this? Yeah, I'm watching it right now. His fucking setup in the background

is amazing. Look at all of the peanut butter and soup and pencils. There's a bunch of pencils. He's like he grabs a handful. He's tough. His face. He's tough His face He looks like he doesn't know where he is anymore

Yeah, it goes out. He makes a 20 He immediately like loses all familiarity with the surroundings Yeah, he's decided he's That's gone kit. Oh holding in he muted the vomiting part he tries like he's gonna throw up and then stops and then can't like oh it's vile wow that's a great challenge yeah you could uh you can watch it on youtube we'll link it in the description but uh it's on vintage uh his youtube channel is vintage tv he's done a couple of these uh he did a cosmic crisps crisp apple pie he tried to uh see how many darts it would take for him to get a bullseye blindfolded he made the four dipping sauces as well yeah he tries the 100% uh

the 100% dark chocolate uh he really he goes i gotta watch this guy's back he has some good stuff dude he's a fucking legend yeah it definitely like if you're if you are a regulation listener or a comment lever go subscribe to his youtube channel and watch his stuff he's really funny good stuff and he by the way did a way better job eating that licorice than gavin or i did i love licorice and i couldn't make it as long as gavin did it was like it felt like when you put butter on a hot frying pan it just slides around like my tongue didn't want it at any point it just kept moving it around it just made it so much worse i've never heard anyone say i can't like just your panic in the moment of like it can't it's stuck on the tongue it will not there's no

place to hide it now that you've had 100 dark chocolate licorice what do you think of bog standard regular licorice black licorice uh it's really nice actually nice that might actually be the best way into licorice because it's so refreshing and so like such a welcomed flavor after the heinous dog shit that came before it's oh i just had a rough day on my mouth man you're probably not tasting apple anymore no i'm not i'm not i'm just tasting fucking salty yeah i need to track this down i i don't understand how it could be that bad like is it just extreme salt taste or like what is the over i don't know how to describe it it's salt but it's it's more than that i'm gonna put it in again it's like

it almost it's almost oh god it's almost so much salt it burns but not like a hot burn just like the yeah the reaction of burning without the heat, if that makes sense. I feel like it's a good indicator of what it's like to be a slug when someone pulls salt on you. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever got slammed by an ocean wave, Andrew? Like in the mouth and it goes up your nose? Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. That is what this tastes like. Oh, no. It tastes like getting slammed by an ocean wave that's one of the worst feelings yeah and it's always so gross and it you want to get it out of your mouth so fast yeah it sticks around it's bad okay that is a great descriptor of what that's like that's horrendous it's pretty bad oh my god well i'm gonna do my best i track that down i would say i've spent a lot of time in the ocean in my life,

and it's never been as bad as eating that licorice. Oh, God. I was trying to pull a prank on Dan recently, where I like the sort of dynamic between Dan and myself in videos. He doesn't know anything about our camera equipment or how to use any of the cameras that we've been filming with for 12 years. Or anything, for that matter. matter now he knows some stuff but i'm really good at helping people get lasso achievements is all he's great at that especially when they are incapable of playing halo i want to

do a video where i was like running him through some of the new equipment like presenting like here's a rundown of all the equipment we use but i wanted to sneak in a load of stuff that wasn't camera equipment like sex toys i wanted to use a butt plug and like say that it was some sort of like wireless receiver and like bolt it to the side of the camera and see if you see if i could fall in with that i ended up just not making this video because it's a little bit a little bit blue but um while i was looking to buy butt plugs, I was like, I wonder if Amazon sells butt plugs. And oh yeah, they got all this stuff. The very first butt plug I used, like one of the, like down by the reviews

is like frequently asked questions. The first question was, is it safe to leave in while I run errands? Did you ask that? No, it was on the list already like someone i appreciate what you're doing here you're dunking on on this person but but you're the one who asked what is the blowjob device for is that for you or like that was you you asked if you would practice you have no ground to take shots at anyone on this when it comes to uh look it's

important i don't know what i'm doing don't don't forget though andrew is on your side here oh yeah 100 yeah with you what is it safe is that a common apparently it's perfectly safe to leave in well why wouldn't it be well you snoop around target now i'm just like concerned like how many people have stuff in like it's right oh no it's like that statistic of like how many people like one and however many have killed someone so if you're at like a stadium like statistically someone there's a murderer you're like in a target me like someone in here has got a butt plug in yeah like have i ever shaken the hand of someone with a butt plug in oh Oh, I feel like statistically most likely, yeah. Has to have happened, right?

Has to have happened. Should we do a thing like with Nick and the monkey mask where Gavin has to put a butt plug in in one episode and we have to guess which one it is? I think you'd be able to tell pretty quickly. Gavin, do you have the butt plug in right now? I do not. All right, we'll try it next time.

We'll try it in 137. How long did it take Dan to realize? I just didn't do it in the butt plug in right now uh i do not all right we'll try it next time we'll try it 137 how long did it take dan to realize i just didn't do it in the end okay you just didn't do it at all no that's disappointing i didn't have like enough in between the butt plug like i didn't have i wanted an escalation to see how ridiculous it could get sometimes thinking of a prank is as good as doing it yeah i feel i feel like i got a few chuckles just from the concept i didn't need to necessarily i i think most of my pranks instead of uh put the effort into them anymore like you hit an age where you're like it's it's the mind's eye is funny enough yeah i really wanted to when we're in the height of cucumber paranoia gavin when you were away in japan i thought it'd be so funny if through like your ring doorbell cam

you just saw the porta potty getting dropped off with a cucumber like tape to it like not even at all subtle but just the idea of you being in a different country knowing that that's just on your doorstep waiting for you you'd probably do it the day I left as well wow between that vom and the licorice i'm struggling to talk

it's not easy is this our last recording of this year do we have another one after this no no this is the last one of this year this will come out on the 11th but this is the last one of this year so this will come out the 11th of january that is correct yeah we could try to put it out the 11th of december but it is the 20th, so I don't think that's fair. Fair enough. What about the 29th? Oh, I'm around. Why would we do that?

On Thursday? What are you talking about? Why wouldn't we record again on the 29th of December? Oh, I thought he was saying, why don't we put this out on the 29th? Yeah, that's what my confusion was too. Oh, no. But isn't that just a normal Thursday?

Yeah. I mean, yeah, we can record if you want to i do i got no problem with it i want to record okay let's do it i mean it's not day off is it no i mean yes but okay is it it's a holiday the week is when our studio is dark so yeah technically but we can still record oh well listen i don't want to i don't want to if you guys are doing shit i got no problem this show is easy this is the record of this is the easiest part of this show. Everything else is difficult, but the actual record of this show is the easiest part.

I feel the same way. It's like, if we're all going to be just sitting around, dicking around with our thumbs up our asses or our dildos up our asses, you know, fucking trying to figure out how to work our blowjob machines, we might as well get together and spend an hour telling jokes. I'm trying to figure out how to work our blowjob machines we might as well get together and spend an hour telling jokes if it's at all convenient for me or on me or i do it and i i

still can't crack it i will say that i've struggled for a long time in figuring it out but ever since i left the manual in my bathroom it has been so much easier to process i had to install brighter bulbs so that i could read with my sunglasses on but it works uh let me let me ask you guys one last question because I think we're we're about to wrap up it sounds like we may or may not record one more episode this year but if we don't and this is the last episode of the year uh even if it isn't like how would you guys like what do you think 2022 was for face how would you like the the year of face what do you think defined face in 2022 oh that's a that's a tough question to me this was the year of growth yeah like we got we got

so much bigger not just numbers wise but the idea and like the scope we bought jackie chan's tuxedo yeah from the movie tuxedo and And Andrew relentlessly messaged the director of the film. I don't know another show that's doing that kind of thing. Along those same lines, I would describe it as the year of supplemental content. Like where we really came into our own. And I want 2023 to knock it out of the park. I want to double or triple the amount of supplemental content we did. we did eric's job we did the tuxedo we did jeff at the plate uh like 30 videos of that gavin's overkill a ton of break shows we did the bean hole we did the tuxedo auction

we did two episodes of does it do and only two episodes of does it do we did sausage oh trust me i know we did the alphabet supplemental we did four fucking or probably about this point five regulation animations we were we did the pizza video we did plowman and pizza day we did uh fuck what else did we do we did, we did the fall snake ladder. Oh, that's right. We did best of 2022. Yeah, that'll come out next year. The best falls will come out next year.

Will come in 2023. But we will have our retrospective, our favorite things of 2022 will be out before the end of the year. So that's good. It was a great year for F*** Face. I'm so excited for next year. We got outside this year. We got outside this year. We got outside.

Yes. Next year, we just need to get outside and sort of converge. Yeah. Will we see Andrew in 2023? I think we'll see him at the Olympics in February if we do it then. I think that's a great way to put it. 2022 was the year of growth and creating extra supplemental content. 2023 could be the year we do it together, oh nice i like that i want yeah my goal for 2023 is to

clear up any outstanding show related debts i have are you sure you want to say that previous previous year no i said that's my goal i didn't say i'd do it that's my goal though this is like new year's resolutions where you claim things and then they don't actually come through it's my goal but i'm not gonna do it yeah that's what a new year's resolution is uh which is what we're doing right now so i'm declaring i outside of the you know the pencil who knows there's a case you know it's very up for debate a lot of questions who's right who's wrong who knows but everything else i think i can clear by the end of that year okay at least's wrong who knows but everything else i think i can clear by the end of that year okay at least attempting to do so everything everything the marathon yeah

the marathon mainly i think that's the main thing i have i think i have to do two i thought it was two sets of it no it's i've to do it three but i think i have two different outstanding debts relating to a marathon yeah so this i think we'll check again and if we record one more at the end of the year but uh ankle status at the moment great really good i'm gonna be honest 2022 terrible terrible ankle year for the start uh yeah i'd say close to 100 i've made changes uh made some realizations regarding my ankles we're doing pretty good i don't think that here's the difference from when we started the show to now my burger confidence has has reduced dramatically i'm now much more of a realist and a lot of things i don't think there's any way i'm going to be able to pull off these marathons but i'm at least going to try i'll make the attempt because i committed to it

okay i i missed your burger confidence i feel like we got so much good content out of that it goes in and out you know like I'll have the gamer score thing, which I think I would have been 150,000 short based off of what I currently have. But I still believe. It's just in a different way. Like the Halo bet, we do another Halo bet. I'm 100% confident on that.

Almost any gaming bet, any screenshot thing with you, Gavin, I feel confident about. Maybe 2023 could see a lot more bets maybe Jeff have you have you cooked the tomahawk steak before yeah of course okay great okay I'm just curious what about Wagyu you have experience with Wagyu I've never cooked the Wagyu steak but I've eaten it okay tomahawk I'll lean there I'm just thinking about my steak cuts with this cucumber bed because we're almost done there as well uh so i still have 11 days to

get some monopoly money on your door yeah you do i'm not worried about it it's a blizzard and i also have a way to know where you are now so i'm not worried what's your way to know where he is i'm not going to tell you because then you might do something to change it but uh andrew has air tagged gavin i have a way i will how. How about this? I will very quickly. I'll text you, Jeff. OK, how I can track where Gavin is and you can confirm if it's like an actual valid,

like real thing. All right. Text me. I'm texting you right now. I don't see a way that would be effective. Oh, it's incredibly effective. And there's nothing

you can do about it currently without you becoming aware. Oh shit. Yeah, he knows where you are at all times. It's no joke, dude. It's no joke. Now here's the difficulty I have. I am available to hire as independent contractor for pranks.

I just completed my contract with Andrew last week in the cucumbers. I am available if Gavin wants to hire me, but I now know this information. I would, I gotta, I gotta out of the gate say, Gavin, if you hire me, I can't tell you this. Like this. I can't hire you as a PI to investigate

and prevent and hide me. I don't think so. And I don't think it's fair that I, can I hire you for cloaking abilities? I think you might have to hire Eric or somebody who doesn't know what Andrew has on you. How has he infiltrated my inner circle? He did it.

We'll talk about it. Hey, I guess if we record again, I'll tell you. He's pretty impressive. Next year. I'll trade you the information for the number. I'll trade that in January. January 1st, I'll make that trade with you. There's no way that you could possibly know that I'm flying somewhere.

Yeah, I have a way. He's got a way. There just isn't one. Yeah, there is. It's impressive, too. I never would have thought it. It's so fucking dumb and simple and easy, and I went like, oh, yeah, of course that would work. Did he freaking move next door?

And also, by the way, I don't think this is spoiling anything. He has the same thing over me. So he would be able to tell if I went to Canada with you too. So I don't know. There's no way. We'll talk about it later. I have a question for you. And this is, you're not going to do this anyway.

As a side, I just had this thought last night. Is is your front door whatever door is at the front of your place i thought last night what if i took my bathroom door and put it where my front door is and move my front door to my bathroom would my bathroom door then just become my front door yes or is okay i think you should still do it i think that be hilarious. Will it be easier for me to screw the money to your bathroom door? Oh yeah, absolutely it would. Solid wood. They fucked up. I don't know what they're doing, but my bathroom door is way more secure.

You have a solid wood bathroom door? Yeah. Dang. Where am I? Where are you? You're in Austin. I don't understand what the ones that try to prove. Hell yeah, I got them.

I don't understand what the ones that try to prove. Hell yeah, I got them. Does my Discord or Slack say where I am? No. I have a way. I'm inside your circle. Andrew, Panton, DG, Jeff. I don't see anything. I could leave the state now and you wouldn't know where I went.

You can think that. I'm okay with you thinking that. I just don't. Anyway, January will also be the year of reveals, I think, for this show. I'll talk about I'm assuming that they haven't talked to you already. It's a long month. About the

Austin thing. Hopefully 2023 will also be the year we get the bussy bus or at least get a lead on it. I don't want to drop that. Oh, thank you for reminding me. I really want to do some investigation and figure out if we can get a hold of that bus because i really do want to make this museum and hopefully 2023 is the year that we get a piece of uh movie memorabilia from mvp or mvp2 ideally mvp2 that was great good episodes yeah good episodes pretty uh yeah i always like the

doubles i like them because you never know what you're going to get in the second episode. But it's always good. We went a long way. It was quite the range from my gigantic head to Gavin's paranoia. Dude, you know what I'm excited about? What are you excited about?

Episode what? 134, I guess, just came or 133 just came out. So the next episode is the cucumber reveal. I'm very excited about that too. I'm so, so, so excited for the audience to see that and hear that. I hope they enjoy it.

Yeah, I do too. I think it's going to be a... I'm hoping it's not a letdown because I think it would be an awesome moment. I think it would be like a top top tier moment in the podcast. I agree completely. And the only thing that'll be better is if Gavin tapes Monopoly money to your front door without you realizing it. Well, I'm going to screw it, but yeah. Or screw it.

You can't screw it there's a car i would i went out on the very i've lived here for a few years at this point and there's a secondary balcony that i have that i've never been on i've just had no use for going on to it and i walked onto it the other night as a car was pulling up. Just a random vehicle. And I thought, how fucking funny would it be if this was Gavin? That in like the three years I've lived here, I've never been in this position before. And I just coincidentally, it'd be perfect. But I'm not scared.

I'm not terrified. I'm not nervous. I'm not paranoid. I'm just waiting for you. And I can track you, so it's fine. You can't track me. What are you talking about? Thanks for listening.

And that's the end. I'm going to leave without any of my stuff. I'm not going to take my phone. I'm going to leave through the back door. You can't. You won't. I think you probably will. Love you guys. You won't. I think he probably will. Love you guys.

Bye, audience. Bye. Great review. Stars and likes. Tell your friends. Eat cucumbers. Stay away from double salt licorice. Have a happy 2023.

I guess it's already 2023 for you. Yeah, it's the middle of the month. I hope it's off to a great start. This is Jeff signing off from the past. Where am I now? Still in Austin. In a state of denial. Hey, guys.

Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Let's look at Andrew's arts and crafts. It's time for another bet. Who was the sneaky person? The gang turns on each other. Did we win an award after all? Let's rock a full face mask. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F***face. We'll see you next time.