Regulation Podcast - Toad in the Hole // Andrew Entered America by accident [125]

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's ""innocence,"" perfnect, Jack on the Break Show, Dan's judgement, Andrew's water keyboard, airing cupboard, hot and cold taps, Geoff's Gems of War progress, a Unifarm ad on any show, Gavin wants to be the only british person around, upcoming TPG content, Andrew entered America by accident, Bingo, Monkey Movie reschedule, good letters, and Geoff's broken finger & 60% ankle. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by BetterHelp at http://betterhelp.com/face , Fum at http://www.breathefum.com/face , and Hello Tushy http://hellotushy.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. What the fuck is that noise? What the fuck is going on? What was that? What was that? What happened? I was doing dumb throat clears. And then you started doing dumb throat clears, Jeff, and my mouth was filled with water, and I just did, like, four spit tanks.

Oh, my wall is dripping. Is it on the wall? It's on the wall. It shot everywhere. Were we rolling for that? I was. Oh, great. Welcome to Face 125.

First episode of season five, apparently. Oh, yeah. What a great way to end season four. My own death. Oh, my Lord. Andrew, I got to say, man, that was, I hope you never change. That was the most entertaining 25 minutes of my life, maybe. I'm an innocent man.

Andrew managed to take the most boring part of the... Well, he had the easiest part and somehow came off as the best part of that challenge, which was incredible. It's phenomenal. You know what blew me away the most? What blew you away the most? We went an entire episode without mentioning extra medium. Why do

you do that? Move on. We you do that i almost made a reference to it accidentally and i was like don't want to do that let's step away from that oh hey speaking of making references to shit that uh has come up a lot lately should we talk about why we push the monkey movie again oh yeah i think this is the last time we should mention if it gets pushed because we've been ridiculous i was saying to nick earlier i wonder if we took every moment of us scheduling it that we've recorded how much how much is that footage how long is is there an episode is there a full episode worth of us discussing the scheduling of mvp2 because it was supposed to what what date did nick say the first one was? Like February or March?

March 18th was the date. The initial recording date for Monkey Movie 2. March 18th. I mean, that sounds good to me. Dude, I don't think you can commit to March 18th next year. If I thought we could cement that date and we would do it, it would be worth it to me. Because we're not going to film till then anyway,

just based on how this is going. But I don't trust that if we, if we set it in stone March 18th, there's like an 80% chance you won't be here at least. So it was my fault again. I was, but it was sort of, I,

it was expected. I felt like the last time we recorded, you gave off a tone that was like, it's probably going to get moved, but you just don't want to say it. Yeah, well, I was juggling the rental days of a camera being available, the quarry being available,

and when Dan was in, and it just came to, everything's only going to line up tomorrow, which is when we're going to... No, totally, yeah. Understood. It gives me more time to perf-nec- Wow, did I say perf-nec?

What did I say? That was a fucking horrible combination perfect wow did i say perfect what did i say that was a fucking horrible combination of words trying to say perfect it allows me more time to work on the banana wipe that's probably my favorite flub perf necked that was so funny to me it was so bad typically when you flub you could see like the person was thinking between two different words and they kind of got mixed they didn't know what to go with perfonect is nothing there's just nothing that's just wrong that's just a miss i was uh i was doing another podcast uh with jack this morning super fan jack uh who by the way made a face appearance i wish i mentioned uh but uh oh really yeah i'll tell you about a second anyway we were doing the one of the other podcasts with

him this morning that's was a busy podcast today. This is my fourth podcast today. But he mispronounced enthusiasm, enthusiasm, and didn't know. It just kept going. I stopped the podcast. I held my hand. I was like, we got to stop. It sounds like a really psyched up room.

Yeah, that you said enthusiasm. And he was like, oh, what? Did I? it was fucking awesome just for one way if we ever have time I've plopped a little video in the slack channel oh you did that's exciting I'll be honest I really don't have anything for this episode so you

go right ahead why don't you all hit play on three maybe well I already hit play do you want to sync up Jeff one two three there we go Why don't you all hit play on three, maybe? Okay, well, I already hit play. Okay, do you want to sync up, Jeff? All right. One, two, three. Okay, here we go. Hi, B.

Hi, B. If you asked someone what size shirt they needed... I asked someone what size shirt? Yeah. Yeah. And they said, extra medium. Yeah. What size shirt would you bring them? Just a medium?

Yes! Just a medium? Why? And you wouldn't bring them a large? No. Just bring them a medium. I think they're a muppet. Why? I've seen the video.

I feel like my video proves more than what Gavin just posted. My BiggerWheel video confirms more. I don't know. Dan thinks that that should be... It's just Dan's opinion. I don't know. I don't understand what you're trying to... I feel like you've already won, Gavin.

I just never provided anyone else's opinion. I just thought that was an interesting one. I just asked him randomly and... He also insulted Eric, basically, at the end, which i thought was worth posting that's true the guy the guy you spend that much time with and have a successful channel with and livelihood depends on you guys working together you asked him randomly and then he just sort of agreed with you that's pretty crazy yeah i gotta what does that have to do with whether he he's never heard that before? What do you mean? Well, you you don't know that at all, first of all. And secondly, secondly, out of all the people on Earth.

No offense. Listen, let me preface this by saying I genuinely love Dan. I have an affection for him. I've gotten to know him over the last decade or so. I've seen him grow up and blossom into the successful man that he is uh i think he's the best i really i genuinely enjoy uh time with him when i get to have it had a great dinner with him earlier this year when we all went to dinner on the windy night uh but if i'm asking anybody's opinion on something that requires intelligence uh He's low.

He's low on that list. All right. Like, I would probably ask somebody at a gas station first. All right, fair play. I do appreciate you calling out that he... Yeah, he insulted Eric, and that's always fun.

Called him a Muppet. Yeah, that was good. That was enjoyable. I don't... Is that... I don't even know if that is an insult. I don't know what that is. I guess not.

I would be pretty excited if I was called a Muppet. I love the Muppets. That's what, yeah. That's like saying, I thought being chuffed was being mad, but apparently it's not. I don't, like, none of this makes sense to me. So the times people have been chuffed with you, you're like, wow, what's that problem? Yeah.

I like people have said that and they just go, I mean, okay, I'm sorry. Whoops. What does chuffed mean? I thought it meant bothered. Yeah, it means you're really happy. Yeah, it means you're stoked on something. It doesn't sound stoked. Can I ask a random sort of question about Microsoft Word, Microsoft whatever, your system?

Is it subscription only for everything now? Do they only do subscriptions for that stuff you mean like Microsoft Office yeah like Microsoft Office all this stuff is it subscription only at this stage does anyone use it does anyone try to might be like you could you could you go to the store and just buy a license for

like the latest version so yeah let me I'll just I'll lead you yesterday I spilled half of a liter of water on my apple keyboard everything was fine oh it got all over not really so much the f it was like the bottom right of it it was the right side mainly and then i was like i don't want to deal with this so i just went to bed and I woke up and my keyboard was still wet. Uh, dried it off, waited a little bit. It was fine. Everything worked fine until the evening hours later, randomly. Now, when I hit keys, other keys appear than what I want to hit. So if I hit the P key, it gives me the P and the O and the U and the Y and when I hit delete or backspace

it turns my keyboard off my audio buttons are the plus sign and the one below so everything has just been reassigned and I couldn't figure out what was going on so I first I changed the batteries didn't fix it are you saying that you you tried to dry it the next

day well it was it was one of those things where I was so tired, and I spilled water all over my desk. You couldn't just flip it upside down? Let it drain? I could have done... Listen, you're right. There are things I could have done.

I made mistakes in the moment. I was very fatigued. I just wanted to go to bed. I wanted to be quiet, as quiet as I possibly could be, and I wanted to go to sleep. I fucked it up. I should have put it downwards. I did that when I woke up five hours later.

But those are precious five hours. And it worked fine. As I said, it worked fine for like five or six hours. And then all of a sudden, it just stopped. It stopped working. Maybe next time, I'll try to send a message at some point. I'll reconnect it. I'll try to-

Well, it doesn't sound like it stopped working. It sounds like it just started working differently. That's a better way to put it. Can't you just identify what each key does now and then just paint the new letter or function on top of it? Relabel. I thought about that.

My B and N and M key no longer work. And there are not alternates to the keys that double. And anytime I go backwards to remove one of the double keys that I don't want, my keyboard turns off for a second. It desyncs. It is like the power button has been reassigned to the delete backspace button. It's a nightmare.

It doesn't work at all. So I thought, oh, how do I fix this? I tried changing the batteries. That didn't work. I so i thought oh how do i fix this i tried changing the batteries that didn't work i tried rebooting my computer that didn't work i heard updating the os if you're out of date could potentially solve keyboard issues so i updated my os everything is fine i go in once the new s is up it says hey, your Microsoft Windows is out of date. You need to download this app to get it going. So I tried to do that, asked for my Apple ID, which I haven't used in a long time. I guess they locked me out of my account immediately when I got it wrong. Had to unlock my account, forgot my new password, had to change my password again, had to go

through. It was a whole effort. I was so mad. Just everything was complicated everything needed one more step ultimately all this stuff led to me realizing that at least on mac i don't know if this is the same on windows stuff windows runs the subscription you can no longer just buy a disc and get office it would be like 80 a year i'd have to pay 80 a year the only reason why update is because i spilled water on my keyboard. I'd have to pay $80 a year. The only reason why I update is because I spilled water

on my keyboard. I think I have to pay like $7 a month now. If I want to keep, you could update the water out of your keyboard. I just didn't know if it was a sink issue. I don't know how anything, I was just going through all the steps that could possibly go through. Couldn't you just use Google docs? Potentially. I do use Windows for a work-specific thing. So I wanted to just keep that because I know how that works. I understand. You've got an architecture you like. I have a system. I have everything laid out

a specific way. So I think trying to reverse water out of my keyboard by updating my OS is going to cost me $7 a month going forward. Unless I can find a worker. I'm sure the one... I was just curious. I didn't know if... Well, I think we're all actually Mac users here.

Do you have an errand cupboard? Yeah. An errand cupboard? Errand. What? Errand cupboard? What is an errand cupboard? No.

Well, it's where... In England, it's where you put all the stuff you spill water on. It's like where the boiler is and you keep your towels in there. Every house is like... It stores the stuff you spill water on. It's like where the boiler is and you keep your towels in there. Every house stores the hot water for your boiler. You would refer to a towel as a thing you spill

water on? It was basically a very wrong... It's a very hot, dry cupboard. So it's nice to keep the towels in there. They stay all warm. You're just using the towels in there they stay all warm you're just using the radiant heat byproduct and if you spill on your keyboard you just shove your keyboard in the air and cupboard for a few weeks i'm sure everything you just said is sensible i'm still

in processing spilled off gavin it doesn't it's just such a weird i'm getting out of the pool i'll be with you guys in a minute i just gotta go spill off i don't want to get water everywhere what are you talking about is that what i said you said spill i don't think i just don't think we have airing cupboards in america unfortunately yeah i don't have one in in my house but you know is that a thing like when you so you buy you buy your your house in america do you go looking around the house and you're like, where the hell is the airing cupboard? Wait a minute. Does this house not have an airing cupboard? You just like took it for granted

it would be there and it was a shock. I got a tankless heater. But in England, I had a big freaking ginormous water tank that stored hot water. Yeah, there you go. Post a picture of it. And it would only come on twice a day.

So if you missed all the hot water in the morning, you'd have to either have a cold shower or wait until it came on at like 7 p.m ah that sounds like the army yeah that sucks we had a bit of bit of rationing it's also why i think that in the uk the tap the hot and cold tap are separate taps because you can drink the cold water but you can't drink the hot water why is it not potable? Not potable. Really? Hmm.

But I know that's the thing people find weird is that if you're trying to wash your hands and you want warm water, you have to kind of like move your hand under the hot water and then under the cold one. You have to just go back and forth to make warm or you just fill the sink. Oh, I don't like that. No, that doesn't. No. And you hold countries like that? Well, it's like the old houses.

It's like I think it's like a post-war thing. Oh, okay. So like the new houses that they built probably... Yeah, a new house might have single taps and no air in cupboard, but I've never lived in one of them. Wow. Wow. Yeah, well, what about that, Andrew?

Did you put it in your air in cupboard? I didn't. I wish I had one. I feel like I've seen this in houses, though, but I just didn't know that there was a specific name for it. I feel like I've seen this in houses though but I just didn't know that there was a specific name for it I feel like I've seen yeah before yeah I'll go with that I've seen uh I've seen people put like shelves around like in yeah there's a photo of a hot water heater with some shelves in front of that I've seen people like multi-use uh cupboards where hot water

heaters go before I keep I keep the dog food in... Well, I have a tankless one as well, but I keep the... Where it was is like an HVAC now, and I keep the dog food there. Hmm. How far are you, Jeff, in the Jeff achievement in Gems of War?

Are we close on that? I keep needing to ask you about that. Oh, thanks for asking. I am at 66% or 67%. I'm not sure which. You're getting close. I'm getting very close. I think the last time we talked about it was like 40%.

You've made good progress. What I'm doing right now is other things in the game to boost my character, like in-game stuff to make it easier, but also collecting resources I need. So I could probably be like 72 right now if i wanted to but uh i'm just kind of collecting resources and then i'll just do a bunch all at once but yeah thanks i've been i still play every day i'm still working on it actively do you think you'll do the face thing and uh play all the way to 99 and just stop

no i'm definitely getting this stupid achievement. Now, who knows if I get, if I, like, I'll get to 98% and the game will shut down or something. That could happen. That's what I was gonna say. Have you ever met anybody else that plays Gems of War? Because you're literally the only person I've ever heard of that plays it. I have, no. I don't know a single person who plays it. That'd be

like a strange bonding moment for you if you met someone who's equally like the one other. It's you two are the ones that are keeping the server going. I'm sure it's insanely popular, but it's just I've never heard anybody. I mean, I don't know that it is. Really? I think it's I will say I think it's a lot more popular

as a mobile and PC game. Yes, I think it's less popular as I think it's probably more popular as an xbox game than a playstation game and then there's a switch version that came out not too terribly long ago as well i think nobody plays those but it's definitely more of like a pc mobile thing how mad would you be jeff if andrew beat you to that achievement oh i wouldn't i wouldn't care at all yeah i don't i'm glad you said that because you could have you could have been really mean and said you

would care and then it would become content and then I was hoping that was a war would have activated if you know I can't I can't do that to him that would be like a thousand hours of gameplay for him to get there I also have been supportive of Jeff and his gems of war

thing whenever I get a coat I don't know what the codes do but sometimes I get like a game pass here get these free things and gems of war i was forwarded jeff yeah you gave me a weapon i really really appreciated it thank you of course i've no it's the funny thing of i don't i assume these things are useful to you i have no clue what they do or how they work within the game but yeah they're useful in very specific instances but it they're more useful and like if you don't get it now it could take a year to get it again so it's like a lot of it is just like collecting stuff you may need

down the road you know that's crazy like stuff gets re-released into the game in cycles so it's like oh fuck I missed that opportunity or that event well well I'll try again hopefully six months from now it'll show up again it's so fascinating how games like that are profitable and not visible

ways like I feel like you don't ever hear conversations about It's so fascinating how games like that are profitable and not visible ways. Like, I feel like you don't ever hear conversations about Candy Crush anymore, but that's a game that makes like a billion dollars a year every year still. I wonder, I'm curious. I should look into Gems of War. I would like to know how much money the game Best Fiends makes, because that game has been advertised on every podcast I listen to for three years straight like every Best Fiends F-I-E-N-D-S

Best Fiends? Never heard of it I don't know that we've ever done an advertisement for it maybe we I mean we being Rooster Teeth not F-I-N-D-S but it's like I hear it on all my celebrity gossip podcasts a bunch of different kinds and it's like i hear it on all my like all my celebrity gossip podcasts a bunch of different kinds and um it's kind of a candy crush type game i i played it for like a day i wasn't into it but

um yeah i just i i just i imagine their their budget must be tremendous based on how many ads are buying those are great terrible mobile game ads are always fantastic there's so many of them they're just terrible best Best fiends. Yeah. I always hear it advertised on Tom Segura podcasts, and I'm pretty sure those aren't cheap. I wonder how much it would cost to get a uniform ad on a show. If you could put a uniform ad on any show, Jeff, what would you want it on? Dude, that's actually... I'm really glad to hear you say that because I was thinking the other day like how how much would it cost us to just buy enough air time to publish one episode of does it do late at night that'd be such a great idea i love that right like like on tv yeah on yeah like a made for tv yeah it's like

an infomercial right like how how expensive is that like three in the morning for 15 minutes does it do come it doesn't do episode three comes on so i don't want to this feels like it could be sausage talk in a sense we've talked about i feel like a natural evolution of does it do is eventually for a product to come out of does it do yeah is that is that the moment you do it or would you rather just like episode one of Does It Do airs at this random channel at 2 a.m., 2 to 2.15 a.m.? I mean, I think I'm open to all options. It's more of a like, and waiting for the opportunity

to present itself in a way that feels right. You know what I mean? It's like you kind of surf the waves of possibility instead of trying to make stuff happen. And so I just, I feel like, I feel like especially with Uniform, I feel like the future is pregnant with possibilities and. And so I feel like, especially with Uniform, I feel like the future is pregnant with possibilities and we're just kind of like,

just kind of see where things go. Like for instance, I think when the Switch fuck comes out, I think that could be a very funny TikTok product. We're not going to make enough to sell like that, but I could see a product like that going viral in a funny way on a platform like TikTok. I would love to place an ad for uniform just on

one of our internal podcasts because i assume that most of the company doesn't know what that is so we could easily sneak it by them well i did do one for um what was the i'm blanking on the name right now um thank me later i had to thank me later ad on the roosterteeth all right that's true that's true that's true that That's true. That's true. That was brilliant. By the way, I think we should do it. I think we should cut some sort of a uniform promo that runs on.

I mean, I guarantee you put it on red web. Oh, no, I just had an idea. I was great. I'm this is I'm happy with this. We haven't had it happen many times,

but in the past we've had requests of like, hey, this new show is coming out can we run an ad for it on your feed i feel like there needs to be an ad exchange we will gladly allow an ad for another show on our feed in exchange for a potential uniform now that's a good idea did john ever advertise our podcast on his show i I think John dislikes me because of your characterization of what happened.

I think John might be mad at me. Let's get him to do a f***ing face on his one. Yeah. Does he still make that? What was the name of it? No. Toad in the Hole or something? What was it? Real canon. That was it.

Does he still make that? I don't think so. i don't think so i don't think so in the whole i enjoyed it so i didn't even work in the whole i can we now need to make a toad in the whole podcast get ready for a supplemental toad in the hole coming your way dude toad in the holes to just be it just to British people about British shit. Like that's the Gab Dan podcast. I mean, if anything, that's an offshoot of sausage talk because there is a sausage in Toad in the hole. That is true.

That is true. That's a great point. I do think that's a really, that is a really funny way though, because you're right. We always get like, hey, somebody else in our periphery and our ad network is like looking to trade ads

does is anybody in the network uh amenable to it and i always raise my hand and go like faces and then i never hear any word uh spoken again i'm like if they're if they'll do if they'll run it out for face we'll run it out for theirs and then it's like crickets so maybe maybe i could get away with the uniform i think that would work i think it's worth it i think it's great what we should do too is we should get somebody else to do the voiceover so it doesn't sound like us, right? Like, Nick, I feel like Nick's

Nick could pull it off, or yeah, right, Nick said, oh, he used to do radio ads! Do you have a radio voice, Nick? Could you do a different Absolutely I can't. Just give me something to read here. How about Uniform,

combining the power of one with the fabric of the farm? Uniform. Uniform, combining the fabric of one... Combining the fabric of one with the fabric of the farm. It's perfect. We're going to give him a script,

but the voice is great. I think what he just delivered is perfect for this show. I think that's the quality everybody comes to expect. Talk about legendary flubs. I love that. You know what? That was a beautiful name.

I wish I had the person's name. Somebody, because we talked about when we were pitching ideas for the Switch Fuck, I brought up doing like a baseball version of it. Somebody was like, we should do that and call it a Switch Hitter. And I just, I think that's so funny i wish i knew the name but whoever that was it's a great comment i think that's a great idea too and i i don't know you know based on how successful the switch fuck is maybe we do do that maybe we make one why not right i'm just excited about toad in the hole that's gonna be good yeah when's episode 1 coming out of Total Hole that's the schedule Eric

you're out of your you wanna talk about scheduling you wanna talk about scheduling sometime after MVP 2 yeah as soon as we're done with Monkey Movie we'll get that on the calendar man all you have to do is just book me and one other British person at the same time

you just gotta find the problem is Gavin doesn't like other British people. Is that true? Anytime there'd be a British person in the periphery, Gavin he'd always be like, I don't like having them around. I want to be the only British person around

here. Do you believe that, Derek? I think that you've said it one time. You think I've said I want to be the only British person around one time. He's said it more than once. I think if Jeff is saying it, I think it happened one time maybe. This all happened from one time we were out at a bar.

So you didn't say it one time. No, you did say it one time. This all stems from this one time we were at a bar. So you didn't say it one time! No, you did say it one time! This all stems from this one time we were at a bar, and it was like South by Southwest, so there were more British people in town, and one of them just was chatting to us, and Jeff just did that thing where he's like,

why don't you like that guy? Why are you sitting next to that guy? And I was like, huh? That's where this came from. So what he's saying saying eric is he did say it sure i think what toad in the hole needs to be based on gavin's hatred of british people you can possibly have one show with one person i think eric you need to book like 12 british people and gavin as soon as you get tired of the british person you're currently talking to you yell toad in the hole they have to immediately leave and the next person comes in and it just

goes as long as it goes the series ends when we run out of brits and we'll have a toad in the hole on the desk and like for each sausage in the pan is one person that can come in and they have to take their sausage. This is great. We've already developed the show. This is not sausage talk. I love great show.

Toad in the Hole is a food that Gavin has shown us and Andrew has made it a catchphrase similar to fire in the hole to get somebody out as quickly as possible. And you have to take your sausage and leave. So it's whenever I get bored? Yeah, whenever you're done with them.

Yeah, you're like, we're good. Tone the hole. They have to leave. Yeah, well, exactly. You can control that, and they don't know what that means so they just they get pushed off set as soon as you say it they don't understand what's coming who's doing the pushing uh anybody i don't know it's not my job listen i came up with all the other stuff you can figure out a thing or two about your show okay bringing 80 of the genius here oh my god speaking

of other other shows um i really want to do we talked about doing a thing with TPG you guys need to see the notes for it I would love to do the first one we're talking about doing one of us with TPG and just rotating out different episodes based on the notes he gave like a toad in the hole sort of format like a toad in the hole sort of format

yeah exactly you get it I'd love to do the first one i'm excited that thing is great and i feel like where do i on the topic of yeah we should i they need to be sent to you eric sent them to me they're not available i don't have them queued up i'm just i'm thinking about tpg they are and i can't open them unless I give them $8.95. They're clogging up the bingo machine. They're stuck in the tube.

I got, and we all did, one of the best unexpected emails I've ever received in a long time. The Apple Odyssey 2K22. And nobody responded,

by the way. Well, I didn't know, I didn't really know what to reply to. It sounds like a great offer, I guess. Well, no, I guess it is. I'm excited to pick apples at some point. I didn't know.

I forget that TPG is a Boston guy. Yes. Nothing about him feels Boston. Really? To me, yeah. No, he feels very West Coast to me and my interactions with him. I mean, he's been on both coasts. Yeah.

Bit of a mixed bag, isn't he? Well, I've spent the least amount of time with him. I mean, he's been on both coasts. Yeah. Bit of a mixed bag, isn't he? Well, I've spent the least amount of time with him, I'd say, out of the three. But just in the stories I've heard and the interactions I've had, feels very, like, Californian. He's a huge Celtics fan. Is he? Yeah, yeah. Big time. Big time. Should talk to him about that.

That was a great email. I made my day. That TPG email, genuinely, I was so happy to see it. It it's great have you explained what it is yet in this what the email like did do people know what you're talking about no i guess not without any content i mean do they know who tpg is to what extent do i know we've talked about tpg he's the guy who gavin used to go to the go to movies with movies with and have the cool guy movie club. And then he moved back home to Boston. Well, I'm pretty sure I just joined Eric and TPG's movie club. Oh, okay.

And he's a guy that we all like a lot. Yeah, he's great. He sent an email asking or not asking, I guess inviting us to explore different apples based out of the mass area. Yeah. It was a very enthusiastic and clever email is it post november well there that's the thing he didn't give a specific date at all so theoretically could be post november so you'll set foot in boston i would be willing to post november yeah i'm open to that idea good i've been very clear this entire time. Okay. Post-November.

Post-November. No, wait a minute. What is post-November? By saying post-November, do you mean like... Sounds like December for us to me. No, you're right. That was bad phrasing on my part.

It was bad phrasing. So from November on... I don't want to get into it here. I'm not going to expand on this. It's a personal thing. I did accidentally enter America recently. It was an accident. Didn't mean to. I there so i did i broke the november thing but it wasn't my choice yeah it was it was

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Am I, could I be involved in your thing, Gavin? Because I'm from BC, which is British Columbia. Do I get a little bit of credit? The queen is on my money. True. I feel like if it's the equivalent, I'm as British as goldfish crackers are a G food. Yeah. I think those are equal. Speaking of which, I have a G food. Yeah. I think those are equal. Hey, speaking of which,

I have a procedural question. Does this mean now, does all the money get reprinted with King Charles? I have no idea. That's an interesting thought. Do you know that, Gav? I mean, I assume that when they make new, I don't think they're going to...

Like, they're not going to invalidate all the existing money. They'll just, like, going forward, start printing him. Yeah. I mean, to be fair, they should just probably skip him altogether. He somehow, like... He looks older than she did. That's what I'm saying in that picture, right?

Yeah. It's wild. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, the coronation... I think the coronation can take up to, like... I think the queen was technically queen for over a year before she was coronated. So it's all a very slow changeover,

even though technically he was immediately the king. Probably a lot of paperwork. Who would you say is the most beloved British figure living at this point? Beckham? Really? You think Beckham ranks? Rowan Atkinson. Yeah. Are we talking international? Because like, I think. Beckham? Really? You think Beckham ranks? Rowan Atkinson.

Yeah. Are we talking international? Because I think David Beckham and Paul Hollywood. Maybe Prue. I don't even know who Paul Hollywood is. Who is Paul Hollywood? He's one of the judges on Great Bitter Spake Off. Oh, okay. He's got the frosted tips. Oh, that guy. That's Paul

Hollywood? Yeah. Okay. I can see him. Great name, by the way. Sounds real. It's a fantastic name. Hey, speaking of other shows, real fast, just some housekeeping. So we did what was formerly known

as, and this is also serving as a notification to you guys, Eric and I shot what was formerly known as F*** Face Break Shit yesterday. It was kind of a surprise episode. And it was a surprise because Eric and I were both very, very, very busy the last couple of days, and neither of us had the time to promote it. So we realized yesterday morning that nobody on Earth knew we were about to do a break show. So I tried to cancel it, and Eric was too professional to let me do that. and so we did it anyway uh but then as a big surprise uh minor fan i guess major league fan jack showed up and and

shared the whole thing with us wow so he he has actually appeared on that show now uh and he was great on it and it was great to have him i gotta admit uh but also and the reason i said formally is i've decided and i hope you guys don't mind uh but i've decided to change the name of that show to something less confusing so i'm just going to call it the break show from here on out and i think that that will help it attract audiences on youtube that the break show the break show yeah it's a just it's a wider net to cast for you took face off it no i took break shit off of it. Man, that really hampens our f*** plans for the other show, F*** Face Make Shit. No, it doesn't. We can still do that.

Or we could call it the Make Show. That's not... Make Show is a... Isn't that like a euphemism for taking a shit? It can be, yeah. Like I had to make... When you make... Like I had to make water for peeing.

The Poo Show. What? You never heard like, oh, the dog made on the floor? No. Like I had to make Like I had to make water For peeing The poo show What? You never heard like Oh the dog made on the floor No Yeah I've heard that I think it's like East coast talk

Isn't it I don't I have no idea I've just never heard it Oh Made Anyway so Jack actually showed up

For once And uh Obviously Obviously y'all didn't You were very busy I get it Emily didn't show up very busy i get it uh emily didn't show up either it was just eric you just said no one knew about it uh no one being the audience in that case why why not cancel it well because uh if no one knew about it and you wanted

to cancel it why don't you just move it my question is did jack know about it or did you trap him no jack knew about it eric did it trap him? No, Jack knew about it. It was something Eric did in the background. He invited Jack to it, and I didn't know. Andrew, you knew about it. We both knew about it. We both said we couldn't do it. Yeah, Gavin, did you not know that you knew about it?

You not only knew about it, you said no to it. Right. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I didn't look... Okay, okay. I just forgot. You said, could you do this? I said no, and I just forgot about it. I didn't know if it was the same one.

It could have been a different one. You're making it sound like it popped up out of nowhere. To the audience, it did. That was the point I was making. I still don't understand why you couldn't just move it if nobody was expecting it. Because we've been trying to schedule the monkey movie since March, and it's about October. Yeah, he's right.

And also, we hadn't done one in September, and I tried to do one a month. And if we didn't make it this week, we wouldn't get it until mid-October. He was right. And it turned out to be a great show. We had a lot of fun. I don't even know how to tell you guys about Bingo. I know about Bingo. You know about Bingo? I tell you guys about Bingo, but I am... Oh, I know about Bingo. You know about Bingo?

I am very excited about Bingo. Bingo the dog, because somebody, one of Eric's friends, sent in a pack of Bingo cards, and they were some of the best cards I have ever seen in my life. I've always wanted to see that movie.

I haven't seen it before, but I just know it's like a, it's about a dog that does all sorts of crazy shit, right? Like an almost air bud, but like unlimited stuff. Yeah, he like, as I understand it, because Jack had seen it and was very excited to retell it. Bingo ended up in the circus somehow,

but the circus boss was mean and made Bingo do bad. So yeah, Bingo had to jump through flames. We have a really sad card of bingo staring at fire and it just says bingo can't do it we want to put that on a shirt uh and then uh somehow bingo was owned by the place kicker for the new york jets or no for the uh yeah the jets yeah and then he got traded to the packers and bingo got lost along the way or he eventually got reunited and the bad circus boss got his I guess but

I want to see the movie very badly too and I even said to Eric I was like oh we should add this we should add this to the list of movies we need to watch and he looked at me like he could have killed me with his eyes in that moment I think he would have what if we do a week of movies what if that's what we use in office days? Because we can't

schedule a day of movie. No, but what if we just do an office? One of our office days, we just watch movies. That's true. We can do that. That was what we were going to do, wasn't it? But the next office day has to get rescheduled because Jeff is out of town. That's my fault. That's on me.

Okay. I also told you guys about that at least a month ago. That's true. It's not like a new surprise. I've told you guys about that at least a month ago. That's true. It's not like a new surprise. I've known about that for a while. I think when we decided to do the first one and we scheduled them, I said, I'm going to have to cancel the second one immediately.

Oh my God! Is that from the movie? That's bingo. Oh no! We got to see this movie! Oh oh my god it's a comedy film it's it's funny right like this is a kid's film right this is it's pause on the Bible. Oh my God.

Do you don't have the bingo? Can't do it. Do you, Eric? I've been looking the whole time for it. I'm looking so hard, man. I want to put that on a shirt so bad. Yeah, I think I think we talked about it. I think we probably just could, right? I mean, you know, ask for forgiveness, right?

Man, I'm been trying to find bingo can't do it, and it is just, it's a tough one. You get a bunch of bingo cards. I just tried myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. I feel like if you illegally make bingo merchandise, that guy with the gun is the guy who's coming for you. Like, I don't know who else would pursue

you in the bingo universe. Uh, well, you know, let's keep bingo out there in the periphery and maybe if we do a movie week or uh if we have some extra time after monkey movie maybe we could slot that in i feel like there was another movie we wanted to we wanted to watch about a oh um was it like a george c scott movie or something uh the pelican or something no it was, it was the football one. The football action movie. Oh, Last Boy Scout? Yeah.

We should do that one too. We should definitely do that. We're going to have a great movie day one day. I can't wait. It's going to be fantastic. I have to ask, because now the deadline was moved again. Is the Banana White presentation finished? No, it would have been finished today,

but because it got rescheduled, it's not done. 80% of it is done. I'm going to finish it either this week or next week. Now, is it fair to say that it's been rescheduled? I think at this point it's just

been descheduled, right? Is it on the books anywhere currently? Let's get it on thecheduled, right? Like, is it on the books anywhere currently? Let's get it on the books. Okay, what do you want it on the books, guys? Alright, let me pull up my calendar. I'll throw out the first date, and then we'll go from that. Okay, so let me see. I'm gonna do the same thing next week, and then I'm very busy

doing the 10th. Nope. 14th. The 7th. I can't do the 14th how about October how about October 20th can't do it

oh October 19th I can do the 19th alright let's do it 19th we doing the 19th let's do the 19th. All right. Let's do it. 19th? We doing the 19th? Let's do the 19th. What time?

1 p.m. Ooh. No, I'm just kidding. So 11 Pacific, 1 p.m. Yeah, how's that work for y'all? Is that okay? Fantastic. Sounds great.

Put it in the books. There you go. October 19th. It's in the books. It put in the books there you go october 19th time it's in the books all right and and banana wipes will be done banana wipes will be done by then as long as the technology is available we just lost uh all of my office all my my windows applications are is that what you were telling us is Is that you'd lost the monkey presentation? No, I haven't started putting in any of the slides yet,

but I got the script laid out. 80% done, guys. 80%. Well, that's the easy part. It's just you drop the photos in. I got the photos in. I got the script. I'm emailing zoos. I'm doing everything that I need to do.

He's like, I'm 80% of the way done. I have all the puzzle pieces. I just got to put them together real fast. I'm excited for the 18th of october when you start working on this again no it's gonna get kicked fully back in the gear next week did you say you're emailing zoos that's fine uh anyway i had to re-watch it again and i'm gonna do the script that's the motive i've seen this movie like five times now don't want to watch it again. I enjoy it. I don't enjoy it that much. I was never a

huge MVP guy. Loved MVP 2. That was the thing which I've only seen two times maybe. It's a great discrepancy in my watches. Do you think this has improved your opinion of MVP or worsened it? I think what's fascinating

about this is I have rewatched the first five minutes of MVP two within the last year, and it has nothing to do with what MVP has to do. So I'm really I'm recapping a movie for context that there is not for MVP two. There's you're not going to take anything away. It's sort of a pointless endeavor summarizing MVP one for the purpose of going into MVP 2. They don't connect in any way. If we didn't already have deep lore about nothing, I would nominate it's sort of a pointless endeavor as the tagline for this podcast.

It's a great tagline. Yeah. Deep lore about nothing is way better, though. It also describes Gavin's ability to become friendly with another british person it's a pointless endeavor i'm genuinely excited for toad in the hole it's gonna be great oh man we need to do the chip thing too that also has to go on the schedule can i include this is the i've been wondering about this can a corn based snack

be in the rotation does it have to be a chip? Well, like a Bugle? Yeah, Bugle is the one. I was thinking more as you made fun of them. You mock Canada's, one of Canada's great snacks as saying it looks like carnival food, the Cheezies. I would like to submit the Cheezies because I do feel it is an iconic staple

of Canadian snacking. Is that made by Utz? It's not made by Utz. It's made by Hawkins. Oh, okay. Different companies. Dude, the whole reason I went to Walmart was to get those Utz cheese balls

because it was the only brand I could find called Utz and they said they carried them. I don't know, man. I don't know. Maybe we need to have like a like a separate category for non-chip based flavors here's the thing though if we do that we're never gonna do that category we're only gonna do the chip snack thing once we're not doing multiple iterations of it i don't think so just will never be included how are we doing that what do you mean is that

an in-person thing? No, I think we all submit... I think it could be like the Apple review. I think we all submit three flavors that come from our country, and then we have them and review them at the time. There's no way I can narrow it down to three. Well, you got, what, Snack Attack,

Build a Snack, like everything. Yeah, you got a tough lineup. I feel like it's very definitive for me fuzzy whistles zippy zazoos I'm scouting I don't think I talked about it before did I show you

the KFC chips that Canada just got no KFC is doing a brand of ruffles only for Canada only for Canada? Only for Canada. Because Kentucky is in my country. Yeah.

It's a strange choice by them. Here, put it in the chat. Oh, or be me too already. Yeah. So I've been doing my scouting. Original recipe chicken. KFC slash PFK, which is the French version. KFC.

They're just chicken chips. I was very disappointed. There's nothing Kentucky Fried chicken flavor really about them. I don't think I've ever had a chicken chip. Really? Yeah, chicken's not a flavor for potato chips in America. It's not all that common either in Canada, but it sometimes appears.

It's more of, I view it as like a British flavor. Yeah, there's a lot of roast chicken, walkers and all that. You a fan of a chicken chip, Gavin? Yeah, I don't mind it. It's a nice flavor. It's a good chip. Will you be submitting a chicken chip, Gavin?

I don't think walker's roast chicken is a unique enough flavor. Like it's got nothing on frazzles, in my opinion. What the fuck is a frazzle? Well, let's not go down that far i think oh yeah that looks very bland in my head a frazzle is like is like a weird blue shade and it's that's what that's not that's the chicken yeah that's frazzles it's the bacon that looks like dude that looks like a dog treat it does look like like a dog treat. That looks like something I'd give Henry.

I'd put a pill, like it's got a pill pocket in it. Frazzles are so, it's one of those things, like I can taste a frazzle in my mouth right now. It's pierced my brain, and you can imagine it well. Are you sure you haven't just, you're not just eating frazzles as we speak? No, I don't think I am. Okay, just had to check.

The fun thing about frazzles is if Jeff was in the bingo game with them, they could also be known as razzles, azles, zles, zles, les, es, or eses. To be fair, I never went deeper than two letters. So at the most, it could have been azles. And below the actual pictureles and that would be uh below the the actual picture of the crisp would be a thumb well potentially you said that like it makes you a man of integrity like we can all get a board like we can all join in on editing two letters out but three no like that was a hard and fast rule it just happened to be that there

wasn't a letter u deeper into the word otherwise it absolutely i i did that was a hard and fast rule. It just happened to be that there wasn't a letter U deeper into the word. Otherwise, it absolutely... No, that was a hard and fast rule. I have ethics. Did you at least attempt to find an ugly fruit? Because I really want to know what they taste like. And I'm disappointed that we don't know. I did attempt to find one and I did not find one. I've never seen one in any store anywhere.

Nor have I. Even if he did find one, we wouldn't have gotten a picture of it I would have taken a picture of it I took a picture of everything I took a picture of Uchiko I ate everything in there it looks like it looks like an orange

cut into a pumpkin for warmth and is living inside the pumpkin it does that's a great description. Andrew, it looks terrible. It looks like it. It looks like an orange is eating a pumpkin from the inside

out. Yeah. Anyone in the audience has had an ugly fruit. Please let us know. I'd love to know. It just it looks dry and flavorless.

It does. I hear they're quite sweet, though, right? Really? Well, yeah, there's ugly pie, which has nothing to do with ugly fruit. Didn't find any of that either. I did find an upside-down burger, though. You did?

Some might say you created it. You, like, fine to me implies that, like, somebody else did it and you uncovered it. Well, I created this whole segment, so in that sense, it's sure, I guess I did. Did we ever go through Jeff's pictures and like read out what he actually ate? No.

I just assumed all of it. Because, yeah. Oh, but like what they were, what they actually were. Oh, I felt like they were all pretty obvious products. Well, just in case. Let's see. Yeah, it looks like sandwiches, cheese balls, waffles, mac and cheese. Burger, burrito, nutty buddy, gushers, stuffed crust pizza,

crunch and munch, and munchos potato chips. Oh, and upcake was actually a cupcake. Oh, okay. But it had a little football on it. Would you ever do that again, Jeff, as the creator of this bet? Oh, yeah, I loved it. I had a blast doing it.

You'd do it again? I would do it again in a second, yeah. Does the letters that exist make you less willing at all? Like, the U is out, so nobody can get a U, but the P is gone too. I feel like there's a lot of easy letters in there. You think so? I think so.

B would be easy. B would be phenomenal. B is a great one. Yeah. But C would be good. What do you got with C? Chicken. That's a great one done cheese cheese chicken oh uh churro fuck dude i could just eat churros for four days chod this is a question that i feel like is less impactful for jeff but what was the food you missed the most gavin when you're doing

your thing um i don't really miss any food. Really? You're weird with food. You're not a big food. You don't enjoy food. There's no joy in it for you. No, I'm just excited to be done eating. Yeah, that's... When I sit down, I'm like, let's get this over with. The same with sleeping.

When it's nighttime, I'm just annoyed. I'm just excited about it'm like annoyed. Really? I'm just excited about it being bright again. Well, no, that's fair. Because nighttime to you means you're inflating your stomach with air. Like it's not... You have a different relationship for sleep. Like it gets to the point where it's like 11 and I'm tired.

I'm like, ugh. I just want to skip to the bit where I've got energy again and the sun's up. I totally agree with you, buddy. I have started going to bed at 9 o'clock p.m. Maybe that's just my age, but I'd much rather be awake at 5 in the morning than awake at midnight.

Yeah. Are you still backed up, Gavin? Has that ever resolved? Now that we've done this food challenge? Yeah, I've got to reset my gut, I think, because I had a bad gut after travel i was a bit stopped up after landing back in the u.s and i poured a bunch of weird food all over it like godzilla rolls and gumbo and uh and i'll be honest i've had a lot of heartburn

oh no the gumbo was mad heartburn for me you did the gabascon with the heartburn could you relate to me saying i've never felt more mortal it's tough when you have bad heartburn for me. You did the Gaviscon. With the heartburn, could you relate to me saying I've never felt more mortal? When you have bad heartburn, it brings you down. It's a terrible feeling. Yeah, the worst part of it is it felt like my whole throat was like a little bit acidic.

And then whenever I drank my sparkling grapefruit, it felt funny. I really think you need to try to push everything out with the CPAP machine. I know I suggested it in the past. I just think you need to try to push everything out with the CPAP machine. I know I suggested it in the past. I just think like turning your body into like a toothpaste dispenser to try to like get things out.

I think it would be funny if it works. The last, you know, you know, like when a pump is running a little dry and it starts sputtering. The last thing I want is my anus doing that in the night. That seems like nightmare fuel. That's terrible.

This is nice. I think I broke my finger the other day. What do you mean? I think my finger the other day. What do you mean? I think my finger might be broken, and my ankle, I realized recently, it just has not been right since the bike wreck. All right, let's say some percentages.

Yeah, Pip-Boy is out. So what's the ankle? My knee is like 100%. I would say my ankle is at like, I thought it was at like 85%. I think it's more like 60. Like I can't put pressure on it in certain directions still. And it's real tight.

Now, do you have an issue where like when you lift your, does it sometimes just pop out for you a little bit? Like you have to like slide it back in? Okay. No, no, I don't have that issue. And then, but my finger the other day, I was, we went to the grocery store. This is about three weeks ago now.

And we went to the grocery store and I was, we went to the grocery store. This is about three weeks ago now. And we went to the grocery store and I was bringing groceries in, plastic grocery bags. And I just picked up a bunch of grocery bags with my left and right hand. And my, I guess like all the weight from a bunch of bags just ended up on my right index finger.

And it bit wrong and hurt very sharply and very weird. And then it snapped back into place real fast. And I thought like, Oh, maybe I sprained it or whatever. But then it got real swollen for a while. And then it's fine again now.

But if, if I push on it in the wrong direction, it hurts so bad. I almost pass out. So I think, Oh my God. I mean, first off,

I'm just not going to push on it in that direction anymore, but I'm wondering, I mean, I can still bend it and stuff, but it doesn't feel right. Like it should hurt like that and be so but I'm wondering. I mean, I can still bend it and stuff, but it doesn't feel right like it should hurt like that and be so blaringly painful. But it's my right hand

and I'm left-handed, so I'm not super concerned. Art, is this going to impact your potential swing in the future? I don't know. I am a little concerned about that, but we don't really have any baseballs coming up in the immediate future.

And the next time we do it, I'll be sharing the wealth with everybody else. Yeah, it brings me joy knowing that you can hit dingers. And it would be sad to me if you have lost any ability to do so. I know. It's me and Aaron Judge, right? Just fucking cranking it. I'm really worried about hitting baseballs, by the way. Why? Because Jeff makes it look really easy,

and the more I watch him do it, the more I think, oh, I could just do that. I think everyone's going to make fun of me. Yeah, absolutely. That's a guarantee. When we went to hit baseballs the last time, I asked Jeff if he thought

you could hit these baseballs, and I said maybe Gavin's a secret athlete, and then you walked over to us and almost just fell walking over. Yeah. You did like a pratfall in front of us. Was that before or after you picked up the paint to throw away and left a trail all across the park? There's like a line of paint going out the door over a freaking table of chairs it went up the trash can and into the trash

it's like a cartoon did we get a picture of that maybe i did let me see uh it was fucking funny though i will say gavin can be a little bit of a freak athlete going back to the time we went to pinballs that gavin doesn't remember we played one of those games where you have to like throw the ball at the target and gavin had by far the worst form of throwing a ball I've ever seen. Yet he somehow could hit them constantly. He had incredible accuracy.

It just looked horrendous. So I could see a similar situation where your swing is terrible, but you hit it pretty far. I'm kind of like that with bowling too, where I swing like outwards to the point where physics just sends my body at like 45 degrees the other way and it looks like i'm gonna fall yeah then the weight of the ball like reasserts me to the center and i get a strike like i don't even really know i'm imagining that you going to roll the ball looks

like a like a giant clock you know like the pendulum like the ball just goes left and right and then somehow you strike it oh strike oh you know what i don't have any photos of it but i do have a photo of something that i built can i show you guys something that i made last weekend i would love to i was trying to think of like why i don't have anything to talk about this week and then i realized i spent probably 25 hours from friday night to sunday night making something and i'm very very proud of it i want to show you guys let me see if i can send this to you right now if you don't mind completely forgot this isn't funny or anything i just want to share it with no i want to i'm excited um i was really i was really proud of it uh let's see

it's gonna be jeff showing his asshole to us after this spent my weekend spent 25 hours on this oh that's so cool i made it that's my halloween tiny town yeah yeah that's so sweet what so what that is is that's a it's a it's a circular table of a 48 inch circular table and on top of it i've put down a layer of foam that i cut and then painted and glued grass to and then on top of that i built built with foam, I carved a mountain with like steps going up and then I painted and grassed it all

and then I built like a little city for all of our little Halloween village. That looks so cool. Did you buy the houses? The houses are bought, yeah. I've been buying,

we've been buying those over time. That looks amazing. I forgot how hard you go on Halloween. I don't fuck around, right? So this is how it started. Could you please pull Gavin's, when Jeff said that he bought the house,

the tone of disappointment and zero respect given. It was incredible. You always misinterpret my O's. No, no. You're listening to my O's wrong. I'm going to have to hear it back to see if you're right. We'll run it back. See, it started like that,

and then you can see, like, that's how I planned it out, and then I carved it like that, and then I built, and then I just slowly painted it and put it all together. It was so much fun. And Emily did a lot, too.

She did a lot of the finer work, but I did all the, like, the assembly. Did that give you the joy of what you get, like the relaxation of riding a bike? Was it quite therapeutic to make that? that it was fun i mean i mean i was stressed the fuck out for a lot of it it was pretty overwhelming uh but ultimately yes it was it was a really fun experience

uh and i was very proud of so cool it's thank you so much you and emily did a wonderful job and putting that together it's a great festive vibe. Yeah, it's amazing. Wait, what's Eric talking about? This is cool because Jeff's other podcast co-host wasn't so stoked when he saw that. Yeah, I showed it to Gus. Did Gus give an O even once in the play of the month?

Gus yelled at me for wasting time and money on something so stupid and frivolous as getting excited about a holiday. He was like, yelled at me for wasting time and money on something so stupid and frivolous as having as getting excited about a holiday he was like it was exactly exactly what i expected to hear that you know you just reminded me of something gavin you're still my alert noise on my phone you're oh oh no is my alert noise i just have my phone muted most of the time so i don't know i was gonna say how does your partner feel about that so it's well that's not the issue they think it's very funny

what the problem is is we had uh it was our unit was inspected recently and so i'm sitting there and i'm just like going about my day and i had my alerts on which was unusual and then i realized without context this sounds horrible i'm just in a room by myself they don't know what it is they just keep hearing a person going oh oh no oh oh no i was getting like all these texts at once and it was just somebody i was like oh this i had to mute my phone i was panicking i accidentally turned it louder than it was it was terrible i was so anxious just them hearing you go oh oh no oh no oh oh no, oh no, oh no. Why does your place always get inspected?

Hasn't been inspected in like eight months. I don't know what you're talking about. That's quite a lot. That's quite frequent. That's pretty often. Is it? Okay. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah. Maybe we just don't have safety in America. We just don't inspect stuff. Do you remember, Gavin, when my ringtone used to be the porn stars? Oh no. There was a, this porn star on the Howard Stern show one time. He ended up dating Robin Quivers briefly, briefly, apparently his name was Nick Manning

and he, uh, don't look this stuff up by the way. But anyway, he was trying to come up with a catchphrases. He, uh, he thought like porn, he thought like porn dudes needed catchphrases. So he had, uh, he had some pretty nasty catchphrases. And I would always set my ringtone to one of them because I thought that would be funny. And then I thought it would be like... Honestly, I was trying to face myself, right?

Forget about it. Put myself in a situation where I have to walk my way out of it. The worst time it happened was in my daughter's fourth grade parent-teacher conference. Oh, no. My phone rang, and all you could hear from my pocket was some dude yelling, wet cunt. Oh, no!

Yeah, yeah. And that wasn't even the one that got the worst reaction from people. At some point, you had the middle of some punk song. Oh, a Bikini Kill song. Yeah, where it's just a woman screaming like as if she's being murdered it's it would and it got every single person in every building to turn their head it was i used to have to look the other way whenever you got a call in

public i actually embarrassing i've held on to that one i still put it in a lot so when i'm when i'm feeling a little young again like i want to face myself i'll throw that one. I still put it in a lot. When I'm feeling a little young again, like I want to face myself, I'll throw that one in. I won't do the porn ones anymore. He had another one. He had another one that just said, dropping loads.

And that was my ringtone for a while too. But yeah, there you go. Dropping loads. But yeah, now I just have a regular ringtone most of the time. But sometimes I do that Bikini Kill song still. That Bikini Kill song was so bad. It's so much worse than you could imagine.

My favorite Manning brother, Nick Manning. I'd love to imagine they're all part of the same family. The Manning cast would be very different. That apple fell very far from that tree. Okay, well, that was quite an episode. I really enjoyed this one. Yeah. You never know what to expect when you do back-to-backs with the show.

Yeah, totally. Guys, I don't get it. You guys always say that, and they're always good like i don't like i'm i'm just speaking up because i'm sick of hearing you guys going yeah i don't know a second episode's always pretty crazy uh you never know if it's gonna be good or bad it's not bad i usually use up my list in the first one so it's always a bit of an unknown it is yeah it's the same for me i always have a plan for how the podcast is gonna go and i have notes for it and then i blow through them invariably.

And so the second episode is just wide open. So that's why I mean like we never know. I never feel like we have bad second episodes. They're always good. Well, we did a few, but we deleted them. We just don't talk about those. Great, thanks. That's not true.

I made that up. We didn't delete any episodes. Nick is like, we did? that's not true. I made that up. We didn't delete any episodes. Nick is like, we did.

I'm excited for you two to hear the thing I recorded with Eric and Nick. That'll be fun. I'm excited to hear that too. Yeah. When can I hear that? No idea. We can send it shortly, but,

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Goodbye. No, goodbye. No, but you didn't say this is season five. You didn't say this is season five. You ended it. It's taking so long for it to get a number. He has plenty. He could have been filming from the next apartment over Like so much time to get a number

He could walk to the piss alley and film from there You gotta be kidding He could have taken a shower, dried off, put pants on And come back in the room This can't be real It's not Get the fuck out of here This motherfucker

Bye Get the fuck out of here. This motherfucker. Bye. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Gavin and Jeff are coming in hot. How did we miss the pencils? Slow Mo Dan isn't happy. Nick finally asked for Nitro. It's the San Diego Goose.

How is Jeff's crotch doing? Patton is finally reminded of all the open challenges he has. Is it time for Brazilian waxing? And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.