Rooster Teeth Podcast - A Case of Genital Gus – #375

Episode Date: May 10, 2016

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Let's do introductions. I'm Gus. Gavin, Bruce Green. Miles. So you are not. You've been excited about that since three this afternoon. Yeah, as we're full of touch today, I was like, I'm gonna say one of their names.

I'm like, oh, do I go James Williams? And you were with Bruce? I don't know. Look, Bruce needs to love too, all right? Yeah, I like Bruce. I mean, I'm not wearing Sean's lips. I'm glad someone does. Bruce is great. I'm't know. I don't know. Look, Bruce needs a lift too, all right? Yeah, I like Bruce. I mean, I'm not wearing shorts like that. I'm glad someone does. Bruce is great, you bet.

I'm James Williams Hall. I'm Kerry. Let me break your finger. I think you're more authentic. So, Gus, I just saw your text Patrick. Yeah, something close. Gus, that's the latest you've ever been to the podcast. Like, the thing spanned up about 10 seconds earlier,

Gus wasn't in his seat. No, they were counting down from 10 and he just was putting the earpiece on. Like, I can do The way a lot he's never missed the beginning of a podcast and I still am maintaining my sugar like the Lou Gehrig of podcasts I'm I'm then I'm gonna get a double a disease. Yeah, you're gonna die of Gus Sarola Oh, man, I caught Sarola and Mexico this week They named it after him before he died. Did he know that he was dying from his own disease? That's fucked up, right? Yeah, right?

What what oh, I feel really bad. What's wrong? I've got Gus after him before he died, did he know that he was dying from his own disease? That's fucked up, right? Yeah, right. Yeah, that's good. What, oh, I feel really bad. What's wrong? I've got Gus. Yeah, I'm sorry. He was a little bit sad by him. He was a little bit worse than Cerola. Wow.

I'm dying from surliness and anti-social behavior. Maybe a bit of alcoholism. A bit. A bit of alcohol. A bit of a pinch. Yeah, so it was close. I was, oh, he did. I'm showing some friends around. All right. Wait, friends A bitch. A bitch. A bitch. A bitch.

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A bitch. A bitch. A bitch. A bitch. A bitch. A. No, but you know of. Do you dogs work here? No. Benjumins, Ben and stuff. Okay, so I think that counts. All the accounts. All the accounts.

All the accounts has not. Is it possible to pay a pet? You can kind of pet open a bank account. No. But people like in wheels like leave shit to their cats, right? Yeah. Like there's like rich people who are like, I live a million dollars to my cat. Is there a pet version of a social security number?

There can't be. No. I see like an ID on your like, when you get it like a microchip in your pet, do they get a little number? No, I think they just like print their ass hole, like they rub it on it and just like stamp them. You like animal buttholes.

I think it's really fun. I think it's really fun. I've never met anyone in my life, it's just like, just give a little X. Well, we love it. Animal buttholes. I'm not sure. Animal buttholes are gross, but they are.

But animal buttholes that are like in cartoons are really cute. Like in Neco, I assume a. Exactly. The cat buttholes are absolutely adorable. Exactly. Is that your goal in that game? Oh yeah, I was playing, I haven't played in a while,

but for the longest time, I was only taking pictures of the cats if they're buttholes. Me too. Yeah. I was just doing it on my album, just just assholes I had an asshole album what looks like yeah my mind was called butthole so could you draw that from memory like if we got Gus a piece of paper could you draw a really cute butthole yeah it's X yeah it's just an X if you want to get really fancy could be an asterisk yeah

sometimes like if there's been some trauma there you might have like a little line as well like around it's like a Y and an X combined. Yeah, I think I'm super mad. I wanted to draw the best animal also out of the four of us. I bet, I bet. I stand at them a lot. Yeah, I think you can draw a very good bow. I wouldn't go just as straight X.

I'd make them curves, like two parentheses. Yeah, that's what we're talking about. No, no, no, no, no. Like some people just go the hard X. They got a curve that shit. Give a little like flavor to the butthole. Like an X, you'd find an algebra. Bingo.

I'm gonna solve X. So, for that, guess I was looking up. I'm looking up butts. Cat buttholes. What are the actual, do we have, that my thing here? We are five minutes into today's podcast, everybody. Oh, there it is.

There we go. Do you want to talk to the butthole? No, it's not. No, it's a little smudgy. You need a cleaner but hold on that. About like this one. Now there you go. There's two there. Oh, the hidden but hole. So yeah, so the the the but holes in echo out somewhere absolutely horrible. Yeah. Yeah. So we've been working on Ruby Chibi and spoiler alert. So I was adorable. He's gonna be in Ruby Chibi. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, we showed the concept of one of the images at the Pax East panel.

That's right. And that probably got the biggest reaction of anything we showed or anything we told you about. Well, wait until we see it. It's like the cutest thing in the world. Yeah. So we had a serious conversation about whether or not to put an asshole on it. Oh, what was the, uh, I don't come on. Oh, we did. Oh, we did. We did. We did the little X. Yes. Yeah. And then I had a comp review where I seriously asked them to, you know, just bump with the exposure in the butthole a little bit. No.

Just accentuate it. It's tiny bit. You lose it in the fur otherwise. You do, yeah. They call it kind of bleeds together. Bring it out. I should use the word bleed. I like that that's where your salary is going.

Yeah, bump up the exposure on that. I'm making butthole decisions on the daily. Think about that. Yep. We work at a company where there was a meeting about a cartoon butthole. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's beautiful. We don't need to make America great again. Think about that. We work at a company where there was a meeting about a cartoon butthole. Yeah. It's beautiful.

We don't need to make America great again. It already is. Donald Trump just quit. Donald Trump just quit. Do you call him Donald Trump? I do. That's his name. I like the table we got here.

Yeah. That makes one of us. It's stunning. They just like ran at the lobby. Earlier, they were like, we really need a new table. I December destroyed the table. When I got here, the destroyed table was still sitting there and I was really hoping it would just remain that way and we would never address it.

I was kind of hoping we put a new table on top of the race. I would wicka make it. Well, I get it. It was good for like baskets and stuff in the past. Like, why does this exist? Like, I think people like it, man. It's cool. Like, look, not me, I don't know. Not people who were sure it's at Hobby Lobby. Yeah, like why does this exist? Like a thing like it man. Who like that look? Not me. I don't know.

Not people who were sure it's a hobby lobby. Yeah, it's just so annoying like bits break off and they get sharp and they snag. It's like, get this wicked shit. I mean, yeah, you look at the pain on it. It's like It's like shipping off. Yeah, it's like rustic, right? It's like a retro thing. It's fucking spray paint. What is your taste? Like say you bought a new house. Oh, I love lately empty. I like minimalistic. I've fucking love minimalistic. Yeah, I'm very like that Give me some stainless steel. Give me some just give me a key gift card. I'm sold Smooth white gloss. Yes. Yeah, yeah, absolutely like I like what this is gonna sound really awful and and dumb but I don't like to do a lot of things on the weekend right like Like normally I'll sit at home and like I'll be a hermit.

That sounds awesome. Yeah, you will get dressed on a Saturday morning. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's a look at neck ought to be. I would like to be naked, but my wife doesn't let me be naked. Boom. In your own house. Oh, yeah.

What? She says that since my sweat is so acidic, she doesn't want me destroying the couch. Which I get. So that'll be guesceral of his ease. I put clothes on. Well fussy. Why are you sweating? I'll just turn the AC on. She'll you want me to sweat? I just sweat. I don't know man. I think you sweat more. I think but So one of the things I like to do for fun one of the one of the rare times that I will actually leave my home Sure is to go to open houses to look at other homes really

I did I was a kid because I feel like it's a weird insight open houses to look at other homes. Really? I didn't, I was a kid. I feel like it's a weird insight into the way other people live their lives. Like I'm curious to know, like, but you don't care about other people. It's like a scientific thing, like, he doesn't understand them, but he's fascinating about them. I'm having an animal almost. Oh, this is their burrow. This is how they, this is where they prepare food. This is disgusting.

It's like when you're driving to the neighborhood at night, This is how they, this is where they prepare food. This is disgusting. You know, like, it's like when you're driving through the neighborhood at night, and you just like look for houses that their lights on and their windows open, so you can just like look and be like, yeah, what's your life like? Yeah, so I went to one this past weekend, where it was like the whole decor was like this,

like Wicker and very like, like country, homey, and then the real tour was there and he was like, hey, listen, before you leave, we'd like you to fill out this comment card and give us feedback on the house. I was like, I really don't want to do this. Like, I really just wanted to like, spy on this house. Like, all right, fine, whatever I'll do it.

It's like, I'm sitting there and I'm like, I don't know what to write. I don't want to write anything mean. I'm like, I don't like this house because it's not modern. And then I handed to him, he's like, oh, thanks. He's like, you got like this upset disgusted look on his face and looked at me and was like, all right,

I'm leaving that. And it was weird too because at that house, they made me take my shoes off when I got there. So I was like put off immediately. Like I don't, I already don't want to see this. It had to be shoes off, but without like booty options. It had to be shoes off. Oh yeah.

Soft, so are you fine? Yeah. But the only reason I went in is because it was in a part of how like I'd seen this house before. And I'd always been curious about it. And finally I was like, oh shit, they have an open house. I'm actually able to see it. That's cool.

On the inside. Yeah. So what earlier when you said one of the things I like to do on the weekend, what I thought you were going to say was get naked and see how long you can run around before Esther like grabs her and stops you. I was imagining running from door to door like, hee hee hee.

Like a parent try to put on their kids pajamas. No, you have to put on clothes. No. I see that one as a kid. I take my clothes off all the time. You've told me that. You were just a real- It tells us like,

I was just like, oh, we're Denny's? You just sit off. Wait, just whip your shelf. Oh, everything off. Oh. Yeah, now I was just getting naked in public. How old were you? Up until like four, I would your shelf. Oh everything off. Oh, yeah, no, I was just getting naked in public. How old were you?

Up until like four I would do that. Oh, okay. It's kind of exciting. They were really afraid to send me a kindergarten. They're like, carry, you gotta stop taking a clothes off. So he's don't embarrass the family. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I think I just got done to underwear one time

and that was it. Mm-hmm. That was a close call. Yeah, yes. In turn around those little ex. Yeah. I don't think I've ever had any like public nudity issues? I think carries would be an asterisk Thank you. It's got a little more personality

Yes, I'm Might my thing when I was a kid like I never used to strip down or anything My thing was playing with my zipper Like in public I was constantly like unzipping it zipping. I can relate. Yeah, yeah, obviously But like my mother would get so mad at me. She'd be like, stop doing that. Stop. I mean, do you think it was actually the concern of,

like, oh, he's playing with the zipper, he's gonna break his pants, I'm gonna make that. Or she'd think you were just like one step away from Brooklyn or Dick F. She probably thought I was gonna look it out. And that's the real problem. It's zipper, whatever. It's like the zipper's protecting the world.

From, you're not. You're trying to think like as a kid, I remember my brother and I constantly hiding in the racks of clothing at the pharmaceuticals. I did that all the time. That was the best. And the circle thing? Yeah.

And the mom would call after you and wait until she get close and you go, right? Yeah, you know, you just like hide from her despite the fact that she's calling out your name on the verge of tears, worry that she's lost her child. You're like, I asked you to bitch. Oh, no, you get to wait till they cry. Oh, yeah, that was that you went.

If mom cries, you win. I do this thing with my brother mainly. He's like two years younger than me. And we'd like to take in terms to blindfold each other and spin each other around. And then you just give them instructions on what to do and where to turn. And the part of the fight would be making them think

that you're on this side, like, oh yeah, walk, take a step, turn left, and they'd be fine. And then immediately walk them into a wall or something. But the best thing I ever on this side, like, oh yeah, walk, take a step, turn left, and they'd be fine, and then immediately walk them into a wall or something. But the best thing I ever did is I was like, all right, I'm gonna step up an obstacle course and we'll see if you can navigate. So I pretend to just pull this stuff out.

I stared him into the toilet, and I was like, all right, now take a big step, step over this thing, and I made him blindfold, step his foot straight into the toilet. And I felt so satisfied, immediately bad at the same time. Was you worried when you went to it at the time? No, it was wearing socks. It went straight into the wall.

It went down the ball. I just flush and run. I just remembered. So mean. I feel that, because you're here. Never tell you the story about the, you know how some people make up languages, and they'll talk and make believe languages when they're young.

I don't know if I've told this somewhere before. You just told me the story. Yeah. So my brother and I, I can't like a gal when I tell the story. My brother and I started that, except we didn't make up a language, we talked like British people. What does that mean? And what that was was, what does that mean?

We wouldn't actually be like, oh, hello, what's going on? We would go, every conversation would start with, oh, you're not there. You're telling me you're so funny. You're so funny. What's going on we'll go every conversation we start with And that's how I always end my mother was mortified because we go to like the grocery store to be like And then it was she was like I was like a guy richy movie It's like y'all were soccer hooligans like before it was cool. Oh Man, I love like I love it when Cockney gets so like almost the on the brink of nonsense on the brink Yeah, I can understand a lot of Cockney. Isn't my perlady all about that? I won't get up a clip on the Apple TV

company. Isn't my perlady all about that? I won't get up a clip on the Apple TV. I'm talking and I'll see if you can understand what it's going to be. Is that seen in a or a bright-pitched character in the series of that? Oh, right. He plays like the G.C. It's not in snatch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's essentially the United Kingdom's version of Boom Hauer. Yeah. I'm king of the... Oh, yeah. God. Like, I, I, you know, growing up I was watching King of the Hill. I always thought Boom Hauer was a hilarious character, not thinking that anybody in this world surely spoke like that.

And then swamp people became a television show, which actually needs subtitles for people speaking English. I had a real problem the other day. I was watching one of those Anthony Bourdain TV shows, like we visited the country and was in Ireland in this particular episode. And I was like, I don't understand Irish people. Like every person he talked to I was like I didn't turn the subtitles on. I don't know what's happened. I had that when I go to England to visit my like my cousins and my aunt Uncle there.

Are my like youngest cousin. When I went over there like that the last time I went she was like a 13 year old girl and my parents could not understand her anymore because she spoke too quickly with too strong of an accent so I had to like be the like intermediary for two English people speaking to each other. That's phenomenal. Yeah make hates it when Dan's ever to stay because I immediately just go back into fast talk Brit mode. Yeah she's like you've lost me I don't know what hurts for me to say. Well it's just like.

Oh I'm just like. He's not making it. I'm just gonna pop off up. Well just something. I'm gonna pop off up. I'm gonna pop off up. Where's this? Just like, Oh, I- You're not listening to that! He's more than me! Just gonna give you one lucky charm, because you're not. I'll just slam up. Yeah, just a lot less annunciation

and just slurr. Yeah, I was like, how are I talking to him? Yeah, it's funny, you know, growing up, almost all of my relatives, spoke Spanish. And, you know, at the almost all of my relatives spoke Spanish. And, and you know, as a, at the time as a kid, like I picked it up, I could understand, I could talk with them.

But now it's like if I go back and visit them and like they start talking, I'm lost. I can still understand, like if you gave me a sentence as Spanish to read, I could read it. But like trying to listen to you, I have no idea what you're saying anymore. Do you, like, when I go to visit my dad's side of the family, they definitely have more of an accent.

And after about half a day, I'll slip back into like talking, like my dad does it, especially like my dad works for a high school cafeteria. And he's got like a bunch of lunch ladies that are all, like, you know, very heavy Spanish accents. Really? Yeah.

And, and I remember like when I was younger, we'd all be at dinner, like at home. My dad, you know, was very quiet guys. Like, oh yeah, Becky, how was this? Oh yeah, very good, very good. A phone would ring and a middle dinner, it's just, oh, I'll get it. Hello.

No. Yeah, no, what are you doing? Like immediately, immediately snaps into the accent that he has at work, I guess. It's probably because he actually watches soap operas. Oh, yeah, his stories. My grandma watches those. They're phenomenal.

Yeah, telenovelas. Yeah, they're always such great premises. And it's such shitty sets. What's shit about the sets? They're like everything looks so flat. And it's such shitty sets. What's shit about the sets? Everything looks so flat and it's like pastel-cated and it's really poorly. So it just looks like, nothing looks like walls, it all looks like flats. It's just like one light. Yeah.

They slam a door too hard in the whole set. Yeah, the whole thing is kinda shitty. Holy kind of shakes a little bit. You see a stage hand be like, they just roll with it, earthquake. Put some sandbags. Oh no. I don't know how to earthquake. It's my own show.

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right now. So anyway, get a 30-day free trial at audible.com slash roosterteeth. That's audible.com slash roosterteeth. The order of the rings that they have? You know, like, is it like one-do-one versions? Yeah, I mean, there's all those older books. It's always multiple. The thing I'm surprised about with the version I'm listening to right now is I forgot how much music there is in there. Okay, yeah, that's the one I had that on CD and I actually listened to that one when I was a kid.

Yeah, like a little earlier, like it even got to the point where like I heard like a loot start strumming and he's like singing like, what the fuck am I listening to? Like you went all out. It was like really awesome. Really good. I remember like they go in no bar

and you can start to hear all the room-know-y things and stuff. Oh, it's so cool. I just started. They're still having gotten to, was it called the Prancing Pony? Yeah, the first place. Right, they still haven't gotten there.

They're still in the shire. They've left Hobbit 10 and they're still in the world for you. Yeah, Jesus. I thought about it. I hadn't read the Lord of the Rings books since probably when the movies came out. Right.

Like I read them when I was younger, then when the movies were coming out, I re-read them. And then like I just finished game with the ones and I was like, I want more fantasy. Yeah, I haven't read the Lord of the Rings in favor. So I started that back up.

Yeah, I just got a, I haven't gotten too far new yet, but I got Armada, the new, or any claim book, or the new, what do you think has a more in depth universe? Gamma Throne's a Lord of the Rings. I think at this point, I would say Lord of the Rings. Just because, I mean, he released, obviously the Lord of the Rings trilogy,

the Hobbit, and then the Silmarillion, which is just a fucking encyclopedia. That's all it is, like different races and stuff. Yeah, just like that and a little a thousand story history. A thousand story history. Yeah, there's all the like games and stuff that have come out since that was developed. I feel like the Game of Thrones universe might eventually reach that point. Yeah, like once they're done with the story Like then fleshing out backstory and history because there's a lot of history that they

Talk about but don't really delve into in this though. I just might be kind of a weird thing but like Think about like everything that Tolkien actually touched himself. How much do you think Dr. Dora's Martin is actually going to be able to touch as well? Like a lot of people think he's just going to be able to get the books out barely and that's it. So people think he's going to get the books out.

Which sucks. Catch some guss and be the end of that. Yeah, all those pages will burn in his hands because he doesn't have AC anymore. I'm melting. It'll burn away all the letters on his keyboard. He will not write. Thanks.

Like it's sad. It sounds like a terrible affliction. We need to start a fun or something. Can't spell fun without fun. Mike has a keyboard that it lights up the keys based on the last keys you typed. In different colors, it's cool. Never seen that before.

You can see the trail of where you've typed. That's what you're just doing. You're not even typing anymore, you're just, yeah, is it a razor keyboard? No. Okay. I've got one of those, the razor keyboard that does that. I got the cheap one that's just green.

That's it. It doesn't do any other colors, it's just green. I remember that keyboard, they designed, that ended up being like $5,000 or something. Oh, that was... Yeah. Yeah. It was a cold.

The Optimus. Yeah. Yeah. Every screen was like a 100 by 100. Every key was a little screen. Yeah. And like if it was like ABC, you'd hold shift and all the numbers, all the keys would like flip to uppercase.

And then... You know the real laptops we have? Yeah. That had those buttons on the side that each one was a screen. Yeah. The whole keyboard was like that. Yeah, and everyone was really excited about this concept It's like this wicked. Yeah, you know like in a game. It would just be like all the different weapons Yeah, or if you get into premier it would just like search on like cut. Yeah, no like it'll cost about as much as a mobile phone Came out was like five grand and I'm like wait

Yeah, I was like all about the keyboard and then they should the price was like I could take the six college classes I took instead. So I'll just do that. Yeah, there's a, I'm trying to pull up a little promotional video here to see if I can find a. It was a cool idea. It was a cool idea. It would be cool if they actually did it. Oh, look at that.

Oh, see. It was like, I think it was just an art studio. It was a white bar here. It's terrible. Yeah. That's just a newer version. Maybe they're bringing it back. Yeah, I feel like it was slightly just ahead of its time. The Wi-Fi here is terrible. Yeah. That's just a new version. Maybe they're bringing it back. Yeah, I feel like it was slightly just ahead of its time.

The technology wasn't there. But yeah, that's basically like, this is just changing each piece of video. And it doesn't fucking show the thing actually doing anything. Oh, Photoshop! Now every key would be up. That's for the singing paired. For dogs.

That's why they singing paired For dogs Spill war on it But yeah, that's really cool the fact that it would just change like all the different different fun spaces and everything cool It's very yeah, poorly implemented expensive garage Cool that it was poorly implemented. It was just expensive as fuck. Yeah I that's what I thought VR was gonna be like this best year when you get the vibe I was like man, it'll be pretty cool, but I don't know probably just won't be there and then I tried it out and I was wrong

Holy shit. Yeah, this is so much it opens so many doors especially with shooting games the fact that you can shoot somewhere You're not looking it's like Kill it. It's so cool. If you see something coming that way and someone coming this way You can just be like oh it's there and there's something here. Bit bit bit bit and just, you can take it out. Shut up, yeah. It's not even looking at it. It's just like a totally...

Yeah, that's spacebar game. You put your shield up, you just know what's there, you just add that to the somewhere. It feels right there. If like immersion, say from the Super Nintendo, we'll start from. The show immersion? No, I feel like I'm in a game. It's like, the graph we got this, and then it's like, you know, we're Xbox 360, blah, blah.

VR is straight up there. I feel like I'm just in the world, and I don't know where it would go from there, apart from just looking better and more high-resual fidelity. Yeah, why would I want more like actual real world feedback. I want like a glove that consents my fingertips. They're working on the shit.

Yeah, they've got the leap motion, which you can just stick on the front. Oh, it's just so cool. And it reads your hands and can actually put them in a lot of games. It's the already player one walk too. Yeah, somebody develops like, if you just do your hand side to side,

as if you're walking, then the software's smart enough to go, oh, this person's trying to move forward. Yeah, it's like, oh. What if you're like doing this, but you're like wanting to walk backwards? Then you're gate being an asshole. Oh, if you're like doing this, you you're like wanting to walk backwards Then you're getting an asshole. Oh, you're like doing this. You're like just jacking dudes off Leaving the dick I want you just walk out the room. Yeah, oh man. It was just getting good. You go and ski

Because I know you have a vibe you have a vibrate. Yeah, yeah, I just bought new charging cables from Japan highly recommend them Pretty good. What's good about them? So, you know how I- You have a life? I do have a life. Mine's on the mail. Do you ever use blue? I only have my PC and it's on.

So I can run it. I'm that invested in the same thing. It's still so expensive though. Yeah. How much is it? Yeah. I haven't had a big splurge in quite some time. I'm pretty good with my money.

I don't do any- I don't do any- And every console. You said you weren't gonna go to lunch today because you wanted to save money. I was like, why are you fucking trying to save money? Then I remembered you were getting a five. Yeah. And I need a new car.

Like how much is the top part? Like just the plug and you plug it into the controller and you just leave it there. And then the cable attaches with magnets. Okay, that's pretty sweet. It's pretty sweet, right? Yeah. You just leave it in all the time. Because you brought a good point about how much pressure it puts on the controller. Yeah, like

if somebody had that set up and then they just set the controller down and it broke the magnet, like in, in, sever the connection. So it's like, that's how much pressure you're putting on this $1,520 controller all the time if you're just charging it. So, um, fuck that shit, magnets. Keep that shit safe. Yeah. Magnets, bitch. How do they work. Yeah, it's a it's fun That's it's more than just a gimmick which was cool. Yeah, it was um it didn't get old We played the Brookhaven experiment. Oh, essentially just a zombie survival horde mode Which like if it were a normal first person shooter you just go this is the most vanilla fucking shit I've ever seen but when you're in that VR environment and you have the headset on and it's

dark and you're constantly checking your shoulders. Flashlights running out. Yeah, we watched Gray play it. Yeah. And Gray survived round one and you could tell he suddenly got in it for round two when he held up the flashlight and the gun. Like you see police do in the region area. And he got like a battle stance and you'd seen Fire Fire Fire. Check his shoulder. Check again'd seen Fire Fire Fire, check his shoulder,

check again, spin, Fire Fire Fire. Like he got into it and by round three, we're like, great, you're doing really well. He says, my aim's getting worse because my adrenaline's making me shake. It's so cool. And I think it was like round three or four, like they finally got close enough.

There's always got close enough that he and he ran at a bolt at the same time. He didn't know what to do this. We didn't know you could do this in the game. He just started hitting them and it worked. Yeah, he just had an instinct to just went, fuck, that continues to be where, what sets us out, I feel like most of the current VR games,

because most of the time around, like, what 15 bucks right now. And you know, it's a lot of just like, people are just getting started with stuff. But the fact that it's already so developed is very, very promising. But like, I think the way that you make your virtual reality game

really stand out above the others is you just have to ask yourself, okay, if I just did this, what would I want it to do? And I think the job simulator, the office simulator thing that y'all did for VR The Champions was a great example of that. Oh, there's a copy machine that copies anything. Oh, I can have two staplers. What if I put my hand on it?

It gives me another hand. What if I put my hand on it? It gives me a brain. it's like you just rewarding people for experimenting with stuff. For exploring, right? Yeah, so what do we do now? We do in the world, right? Yeah, one of the most amazing things to me was just the physics

that they've put in. I dispensed some coffee into a cup and I was like, good Lord, and I poured it into another cup. I was like, my God, like the clear, you throw all of this through the whole game to the cup, that's a great experiment. When I play the game, every single thing was like, my God, like the clearly, all of this through the whole game of the cup. It's a great experiment. I play the game every single thing I grab.

I just threw it over the, the physical. And some dude went, hey, wow, that was very quick together. This is exactly the moment I was talking about. I went to the first time I tried it was at the Grumps office in LA and they were like, here's the golf game. And I hit like one ball into the hole.

And then all I wanted to do was and just throw the golf club and see how far I could go and what would interact with and what it wouldn't. It's like you just want to you immediately want to try and break it. You see it's hard to you want to see if you're smarter than the game and nine times out of ten you're not. Yeah, that's good. Eventually, do like one thing where it's like all right. Can't do this.

We did the one it hasn't come out yet. I don't think the one way you're in the mechanic shop and you can like work on cars and stuff. It's like another level in here, you know, you're familiar. And basically a car pulls up and you do all this stuff to it. And I was like, I mean, there's nothing stopping me from opening the door of the car, like pretending to sit inside it. So I opened the door and I like shimmy it over

into the driver seat and I was like, crap, it's down like this. And I shut the door and I was like, we're the steering wheel and I was like, this is the dumbest yet coolest thing I've ever done. And then at one point, I would lie into this thing where we kept accidentally unsnapping the camera. So I could always see through my eyes, like I was in the world.

But the screen that the other guys were looking at would lock on, it would like take a fixed position, they could see the camera. They could just see me like moving around in the world. Right. And I realized you could grab the camera. So then I just took the camera and I was like vlogging. I was like, hold the camera at my face. You could like spin it around, I was putting it in my face. I was like, what's up guys?

Then I put it on the dash and I was like doing this stuff. And then at one point Ryan went in and Ryan was doing something really funny, but it wasn't funny from his point of view. It was funny from like the fixed camera's point of view. So he gave me one of his controllers after he grabbed the camera and he just had the other one. So I was in the room filming filming with a camera that didn't exist in real life Just like following right around and like came in because I was looking on the screen. I was like

Well, am I right now? Am I like a virtual camera man? I want that fucking milk cap room. Yeah Like I must be able to do that for red versus blue. Like someone could just like hop in and just be like, look over here, do you like some nice moves? Yeah, wicked. It's the future. I was just trying to, whatever new version of SourceShield Maker they have has Vive support.

You can do stuff like that. Because even with, like you can smooth out motions of a camera in animation or in like a video game, pretty well, but it takes time, especially if you're gonna use like a keyframe to make it. But the fact that you could just use your arm and just be like, there's nothing more natural than that. Like you don't have to smooth anything out.

It's just like you're actual motion. Years ago on that behind the scenes for Lord of the Rings, remember they had that segment during the cave troll fight, they showed where like Peter Jackson had just basically like a wooden block and it was a virtual camera that like he was in that room, nothing was in there, it was all computer generated. So it was his own camera work? There were sensors tracking the movement of this wooden block, it was a camera, and he

was just like moving around the room, trying to film the other things. Yeah, they did that for the beginning of Iron Man 2, when he's doing that big fall in all the fireworks, they did the same thing, they animated the whole thing, and then they just had to do it in the camera with the digital camera and a screen in front of them, and he was just filming the whole thing, they animated the whole thing and then they just had a dude in a camera with a digital camera and like a screen in front of them and he was just like filming the whole thing that way. I guess it's a good way to make CG have very natural camera movements. Yes.

And I'm probably way quicker to do, honestly, like mo-capping the camera move. That's great. Why don't you guys do that? We're working on it actually. Are you really? Yeah, let's close. That's like one of the next steps for us.

Yeah, yeah. So we fucking great We realize we can actually like record from those cameras to your reference footage Oh, no, that's what yeah Getting back great soon. So unfortunately it's expensive I feel like there is something we need to talk about. I can't believe how much attention this got Everyone on social media has been contacting me asking about Uber and Lyft in Austin. Oh, and prop one and in fact like on the front page of Reddit today there was a articles prop in

making sense guys. There was a article. There was a article on the top of the technology subreddit about Uber, Lyft, leaving Austin. Yeah. And like the top comment, and this made it to the front page right now, I think you got it to like number nine on the front page. And the top comment was, I can't wait to listen to the RT podcast bitch about this for an hour tonight. And I was like, I guess there's like a level of expectation that we're going to, we're

going to, we're going to bitch about it. So what happened, guess what? And even like the BBC wrote an article about it and quoted Bernie, Bernie's bitch about it. So what happened, Gus? And even like the BBC wrote an article about it and quoted Bernie's tweet about it. Oh, it was like, holy shit, how did we become like? We made it, guys. Are we the most popular podcast in Austin? I don't know.

Is that a thing? I always assume that if we talk about local crap, nobody cares. Nobody cares. I was almost like, we probably shouldn't even talk about it. Nobody's gonna care. And then that shit happened. Everyone's like wanting to know what I'm about to It is especially me because I don't drive basically

You know life Uber Prop one didn't happen like they they voted the other way so Uber and Lyft would like all right my name morning We're gone from Austin. Yeah, so the vote was that If people voted for prop, then they would allow Uber and Lyft to basically self-regulate, do their own background checks. As they've been doing.

As they've been doing. Right. If you voted against Prop 1. Well, yeah, no, it's. What? Yeah, wasn't it, they wanted the city to take care of all that. Wasn't that the big issue? Yes.

But they're saying, no. I'm saying it right. I don't know if you voted against Prop 1. You voted for the city to take over, like the background checks and the finger printing and stuff like that. There's the basis of it. So it's been this long campaign. They've been arguing about it for months.

They've been arguing about the language of the ballot because the language was fucking confusing as fuck. Did you guys vote? No. Fuck you guys. I know. Fuck you guys. I know. Fuck you guys. I would have if I was an American. I know.

Oh, I'm just a piece of shit. I'm gonna see if I could find the actual prop here. I got confused for the longest time. Like at the beginning, I heard somebody say that they're trying to get Uber and Lyft out of Austin, which that's not true. Not really. And then once it went through or didn't go through,

it was like, no, they just didn't go through it was like No, they just didn't want to get fingerprint checks See I can fucking ignorant pieces shit. Yeah, what I understood it was like you vote for prop one And that means Uber and Lyft get to stay here. Yay, but the thing that they wanted was essentially They didn't want to be accountable for doing all the background checks and all the shit They wanted to push that to the city and have the city pay for that and give up all that fucking shit And city was like we don't want to push that to the city and have the city pay for that and give up all that fucking shit. And the city was like, we don't wanna do that, you fucking do that.

And lift a new percent, if you're all gonna make us do it, then we're not gonna operate here or something. I think they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they don't want the president set that, that they're gonna have to deal with city government because they've never seen it the often.

Cause it's hot if a new drive is to get involved. Right. I mean, well, they have to deal with all the bullshit we're right now. I guess they're not doing background checks. Well, I think they were. And I think they were. OK. The real, really, the city of Austin, I thought,

was being very accommodating. Right. Even though they were going to impose these things, the city of Austin was going to pay for the additional fee. So there was no additional fee to the company. They were going to do have like mobile fingerprint checking to like make it easier for potentially drivers to come and do it. And I voted for a prop one.

I voted for Uber and Lyft to continue doing their things their way. And but I feel like it's almost like a temper tantrum. Like they're taking their ball and going home now. That's what I feel. When they announced that they're leaving us, they're like bunch of babies. Get it, I was like, bunch of babies. Get it. Just do what? Just do it. They'll be back. They'll be back.

They'll be back. Tony, if they want to. And they're like, okay, I think what they'll probably end up doing is they'll end up arguing at a state level. That way, we don't have to argue at all the cities. So when the Texas legislature comes back into session in 2017, I assume that they will petition at the state level to get exemptions. So, okay, here's the ballot language. This is, when you went into vote, you either for or against this.

Okay. Shall the city code be amended to repeal city ordinance number 20151217-075 related to transportation network companies and replace with an ordinance that would repeal and prohibit required fingerprinting, repeal the requirement to identify the vehicle with a distinct Ev emblem repeal the prohibition against loading and unloading passengers in a traveling and require other regulations for transportation network companies. You might have will just went. It's so.

I don't know what the fuck is that using. Oh, it's so I don't know what the fuck so what are you just saying? And I mean, I got pissed off about the pro prop one people too because I was getting so much fucking junk mail. They fucking Uber lift, one of those fuckers texted me about it and I was like, stop, please stop. Did you actually say stop? You know, I got texts about it, I got emails about it.

There were fucking signs, post-e ever. On my way to work today I passed a sign that someone had just firmly planted in the middle of the row that just said Uber lies Like the fucking island the fucking sign isn't there an alternative already there is but yeah Yeah, so I mean, I think that's what will happen I think in the meantime other companies will sprout up and come in and well you know He's a thing and I think this one of people will some be interested is for RTX right so there is an alternative right currently There's already one called get me right. I have not used I installed it now. Yeah, because now I'm gonna I'm gonna apparently have to use it

Yeah, get me was like today's the day I even they like had some fucked up stuff. Have you heard about the fucked up stuff they did? No, he's informed me. They got you. They got me. They got me good. They were, you know, they obviously, they have to expand like crazy now.

Yeah, because they only have this complaint was that like you would try and get a ride and it would take forever because they were enough drivers. And they only have like 10 employees. They sent an email to 500 drivers. Yeah. And they didn't BCC them. So it was like everyone started replying and it was like this massive cluster fuck of an email to 500 drivers. Yeah. And they didn't BCC them. Oh. So it was like everyone started replying.

And it was like this massive cluster fuck of an email. To be fair, I feel like every company gets to do that once. And that's it. So then, can I meet, right, I agree with you. The next fuck up though was, hey, all you guys want to drive for us? We're going to be behind the shell station in Del Valley. We're going to be in a black suburban.

Just come by, bring your proof of insurance, bring your driver's license, and bring your banking information to come talk to me, y'all'll be parked in the black suburban. All right. What fucking company are you running that you're meeting people behind the gas station Del Valley?

It's like, you're either starting a right-sharing company or you're giving it to his blowjob. But it's like, why not both? It's like, they couldn't have an office somewhere or like a mobile office to stay with the theme of the app. Yeah. Yeah. It was Starbucks. Hopefully they'll get the popular feces together and the new feature and everything will hopefully they will. They have to now. Yeah, I saw Lewis trying to get a fucking taxi earlier. He called remember that. Yeah. And he waited on hole for 10 minutes before they even fucking talk to him

They now they're doing it out of spite all the cab companies are gonna be like you have no other choice put them all on But Bernie had an interesting point about it when he tweeted the other day was like how shitty it is for Uber and Lyft to Essentially lay off everybody that works to them with 48 hours notice. Yeah, was there anything in the bill that said when they had to stop I think it was like these were comments when going for a year. So they could have gone for another nine months. Yeah, but again, they don't want that principle. You know, we missed a trick here because Uber left Austin this morning at like 9 a.m. Yeah. We could have kept Uber and Austin by just calling a bunch of Uber's and just kept changing the destination so they had to keep driving around all day and just keep them going. So it's like the

people that when the Halo 2 servers were shutting down though, there's something that just refused to turn off their game. I'd say that for a while. Did you really? I said I really, like an extra day. I'm proud of you. Yeah, I got, sometimes it's weird like when Uber drivers with the destinations. During South by Southwest, I took an Uber at one point and I needed to get down to the convention center.

And I just requested the ride. I didn't put my destination in. And I just requested the ride. I didn't put my destination in. Uber came and picked me up. You didn't do destination? I usually do. But this time I was like, it's a convention center. I need to go to.

Everyone knows what that fucking is. So the driver pulls up. I get in. And I'm like, I see you go to the convention center. She's like, okay, can you put us a destination in the app? I was like, can you just take me to the convention center? Okay, you type it in. And she's like, well, no, I need, I need, I need to know where I'm going, I need to know

the route that's going to take me. It's like, do you not know how to get to the fucking convention center? It's a big gray building. Yeah. Chasau, you can see it from here. Yeah, it's like, it's kind of over there. So, like, I got really, really annoyed with that. Do you think that the taxi companies are not going to implement an Uber like app?

Well, I mean, there's already been an app for Caps in Austin. Is it good? No, it's been, it's okay. Okay. Taxi's good, because one of the best things about Uber, one of my favorite things is that typically a driver will accept your fare. Yeah. And then immediately go the wrong way.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. But like, he'll take it on a turn, right? It's like, turn right for me, turn left for the complete wrong direction. They'll always go left and bugger about for a bit and then eventually go back to you. The taxi. They're gonna finish tricking off.

Yeah, if you watch, if you call a cab with that app, they go everywhere except where you are. Like, so sometimes 20 minutes and then they show up. They're chilling, no Wendy's going to dry clean it. Sometimes they'll be like, just sit still on the side of the road for a while and then eventually show up like 20 minutes later and say nothing just be like hey, what's up? Where we go? It's like yeah, but what were you doing? Like you know, I can see you you were like less than a mile away And somehow you got like eight miles away from me

Yeah, it's really frustrating if you've ever been an Uber driver Because it happens with Uber to where do you go after? If you've ever been an Uber driver, because it happens with Uber too, where do you go after you accept that? What are you doing? What are you doing? When I was in Boston at Pax East, I was getting an Uber, I think it was on Friday night.

And I'm standing in front of a hotel and I'm tracking them on the phone. And then I eventually get to the point where I could see them coming down the street. I'm like, oh, I'm pretty sure that's the car. It's coming towards me. And then the street before the hotel, he turns right. I'm like, oh, okay.

It's not in here. Interesting. And I'm staring at the app and I could see he does a I'm like, oh, okay. That's not been interesting. And I'm staring at the app and I can see he does a U-turn, like, okay, he's coming back. Nope, he's just stopped. They're on the road. Like, okay, it's been a few minutes. So now walk over there, I walk around the corner, I'm like, he's like, oh yeah, yeah.

And I get in the car and he's like, where were you? He's like, where the pin was Like where the where the pin was? I was where the pin was you are not there. You are around the corner from that exactly where you're supposed to be. I'm trying calling you Like I've had my phone in my fucking hand. What do you mean? I think there are some people whose phones just have the GPS gunra like Dan's iPhone. His pin I'll be rated. Well, he's done that's mainly for compass though. I don't know. But the actual GPS is off on Dan's iPhone, his pin, well he's done that's mainly for compass though, but the actual GPS is off on Dan's phone. Like he'll be his pin will always be like five miles away

from our actually years. No matter what country he's in, like if we're in our hometown in like in England and tame, he'll be in like the next town over just like in a field. It's like, but I'm not there, but his phone, he took it to the Apple shop and they were like, yeah, you're going to have to just start a new phone, basically, because if you restore this backup,

it's going to restore the shitty GPS. That's so weird. No, they just do that. I was better. My pin was in the crack location. Yeah, I wonder where I was. I wonder if his was in the can. Okay, yeah, everything. So everyone's saying Uber, where you all on the Uber side

in the lift. Oh, I never use lift. I changed from week to to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that.

I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. I'm not gonna be able to do that. Seems switch out the U for that fucking pink mustache. That's why I never used lift. You know, like a mustache. I don't like that mustache. I don't get why I just don't think it's professional looking. Like the Uber has like the U, right?

The black and silver. Like, all right, that's the car when they get into it. All of you lived in Austin, mustache is everywhere. Maybe, I'm just prejudiced against glowing mustache. We've had a party at like a handle bar. And he had a terrible time. Yeah, I guess I should Yeah, I probably I wouldn't use cabs. I'll just walk in

Can cap the great caps in general in the world everywhere Caps are fucking awful Okay, let me let me say something. Oh boy. Oh So the edge of my seat you You know, like there's all this fucking bullshit about background checks and like making sure people who are driving are safe people, right? Which is important. It's very important.

That's very important. I've never gotten into an Uber and thought this guy's fucking crazy. Every other cab I get into, that guy's fucking crazy. I got into a cab that one time, remember, when we were still at the Congress office, and the cab driver looked at me in the review mirror and told me, I'm gonna put the light in you.

What the fuck does that mean? An Uber driver has never threatened to put the light in me. You know why? Because if an Uber driver does it, you'll give him one out of five stars. And then he fucking worked anymore. And then if fucking taxi driver was listening to Alex Jones, I tried to get out of there as fast as I could.

Yeah, I've had the most racist taxi driver. Absolutely. I've also had a guy who sounded like he was on the brink of murder. I picked me up in his cab. He had some other guy in the passenger seat. Whoa, okay. I saw I'd sat in the back. He had his friend with him. Just like talking him down and trying to keep him calm.

And I was like, I wish you weren't picking up fares while you were going through this breakdown. Maybe you'd pull over and deal with this. That's why they're usually on the side of the road. They're dealing with their friends. They accept the fare. They pull over and go, I got this. I can do it.

Keep it together. But yeah, everywhere you go, then like, so in Austin, they're really bad. I mean, I feel like Austin has one of the worst cab companies everywhere. Yeah, I mean, you need to work in the airport. It's just like that dude outside. There's just like the taxi line and there's just like some backup so too. He's like, hang, give you a ride.

It's like, no. I want to go through an app. Also, then it's like you go to Vegas and they had the government investigating the tax companies there for overcharging people. They call it tunneling. If you ever go from the Vegas airport to the strip, if a cab driver takes you out of the freeway, you're getting fucked. They call it tunneling.

There's no reason that they should ever have to go in the freeway. So anytime I get into cab at the airport in Vegas, I get in, I say I'm going to whoever around the strip, don't get on the fucking freeway. So anytime I get into cab at the airport in Vegas, I get in, I say I'm going to a whore on the strip, don't get on the fucking freeway. Do you say just like that? And then he says, I'm going to put the light in you. Because like they just want to fucking rip you off as much as they can. I had that one here. I used to take a cab because it was before Uber was around here from Jeff's house, one of the Jeff all the way to the down south slaughter office. Yeah. And it'd be like 30 bucks, sometimes like 35 bucks, quite a lot of money.

And one time the guy was like 60. I was like, hey, I looked to the meat when it was like 60 bucks or something. I was like, I guess I have to pay it. I don't really prove that it shouldn't be 60. But I was like, here in the studio. You know, it's usually like 30. And he was like, oh it is.

And I was like, yeah, every time. I do this all the time. It's like 30, maybe 35 bucks. And he was like, I can do it for 45. I was like, I thought, I was like, so what did you do? Like, I didn't look at the meter. What point did he add to it? He saw you on your phone, he was like,

plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus. Yeah, so I couldn't figure it out. And I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna pay you more than like 35. And I pay him 35, like, I think I dipped in five, than like 35 and I pay them 35 like I Tipped in five That's a bold move. I'm crumpled under pressure. I'm not having I'm not paying 60 for that. That's like there and back That's it. I was like and he was just if I if I'd never taken that route before I absolutely would have paid 60 I would just thought oh it's the thing I like about you know the right sharing perspective is there's no Financial transaction between you and someone.

Yeah. It's all handled via the app and you're done. And when you're done, you get a receipt mail to you with a fucking map showing the route you took. Like when I was in Australia for RTX Australia, I got on some rides. I was like, I don't think this is right. I got off and I got the receipt. And I was like, that guy fucking took me the wrong way. And I was writing his name in this. Right. I said to Uber, be like, listen, this is fucked up. I should get refunded. And you're right, here's your refund. You know, here's your money back for them. I think sometimes they can plot and they can estimate

based on where the driver should have gone and they refund the difference. That's what they did. It's cool. It's estimated if it should have been this. Yeah, like eight bucks. So it's like, well, the Doug seven. It's great.

Wow. Taxi's already that says no. Regardless, I don't want to sound like it's an overwhelming passionate defense of Uber and left I still think that they're fucked up and they should not have left They should not have done what they did so I look forward to whatever company comes on and fucks them Yeah, I just end up looking like a bunch of sell like Slyer

But you babies I When they come back or if they come back probably win that all the drivers they got laid off with it 48 hours notice Just don't go back with them They will be into the van behind this They went out to the fucking shell station in Delvallion took their banking information with them I think it's just stavin leave stavin leave that sounds like I got my job at GameStop There was a huge hiring fair here in Austin and it was like, let's all just meet at this one GameStop that gets robbed every other month.

And I showed up there. And it was like being in a terrible convention center. Like, everybody there smelled bad because there was just so many of us. And they were three managers there. And just one at a time, we're just calling us into the back room where they like keep the games. And we're like, so you like video games?

Was there a black leather couch? No. No. Did they have like a pose near my, like, any- No, just antijule cases. No. Was that one of the requirements for working that you had to like video games?

I mean, you had to be able to talk about it, which at the time, I mean, do you have to be like, like if you want to be a librarian, it's read books. Honestly, all you need to know, all you need to do in order to work at GameStop is just know you're fucking alphabet because that's all you'll do is just sort games alphabetically.

I feel like I've messed some GameStop employees that don't know their alphabet. Oh dude, I fucking, that game, that GameStop gig actually like I love children. I fucking hated children working in that place because kid will walk in and go, Oh, whatever is within fucking arms reach on the DS thing. Fuck it, it's like confetti. Alright mom, I shit myself, let's go. This is like motherfucker like every time a kid would come in like that I get like a vein on my forehead like I just fucking reorganize the we space They always go for fucking Mario that fat piece of shit

Shedrins. Where was the kid the fat piece of shit? No more? I'm alright. Well sometimes he was too He's gonna keep the entertaining. Yeah, the kid parents got him fucking basking Robbins for we Fucking that's not a game. Yeah, the kid, parents got him fucking basking Robbins for we fucking shakin' self. No, there is. That's what I learned working at GameStop. Is that the Wii is a weak game? Is just the Wii is just the whore of the video gaming world. You can, they'll make a game about anything.

They'll just fucking, they'll just churn it out. They, you wanna fucking be trying like you? Churn it out like fine, basking Robbins. Yeah, let me fuck, oh yeah. Hey, would you like to pretend to work a fucking Sure, it out like fine, baskin robins ice cream. Yeah, I like fucking, oh yeah. You like to pretend to work a fucking minimum wage job for nothing and you also can't eat ice cream. Fucking baskin robins is here for you. Oh sorry, sorry, it was cold stone creamery. But I bet you there's also a baskin robins.

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However, there is Cold Stone Creamery scoop it up for the Wii game. Yeah. So if you want to play that, I can't wait for the way. Oh! Yeah, yeah. If you want to play that shit. I can't wait for that with the VR version of that game. So, I mean, there you have jobs in the later. I will say, someone on Twitter pointed something out. Who is this?

I can't say this. Tyler Chase. Nailed it. The one place I've been to where taxis are actually good, London. Black cabs, they're actually know where they're going. Not too many cabs. I'm know where they're going, not too many cabs. I'm not sure if it's the same now, but they used to have to memorize London basically. And that's like scoot around with a book and go everywhere.

That thing that this person tweeted me, which is to be a London Black cab driver, one is expected to know over 25,000 roads and 50,000 points of interest and pass a test called the knowledge. That's awesome. Yeah, that's it. And so you basically say, awesome. Do you have the knowledge? I'm going to put the knowledge in. I'm going to put the knowledge in. I'm going to put the knowledge in.

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I think it's because, like, since the roads, you know, since London's such an old city, the roads are smaller, they're not necessarily always straight. And the traffic gets so bad, they have to know where you're going, and the best options to get there for depending on traffic. So that's the thing I'm actually here. Which is what's nice.

Well, there's typically no numbered streets. Like here, or like in New York or somewhere. If you just plonked me on 45th, I could be like, well, I could probably get to second. Yeah, right, right. I could figure that out. Yeah, you go up one street, go fuck not that, and then go the other way.

Yeah, if you get plonked on Regent Street, you're not gonna know how to get to Trafalgar Square just by nothing. You're making it worse. Yeah. San Antonio's like that. San Antonio doesn't have a fucking good system. They have old horse trails that they just by nothing. You're making it words. Yeah. San Antonio's like that. San Antonio doesn't have a fucking good system. They have old horse trails that they just paved only.

Learning how to drive there is not fun. The city is like, there's just shit buried underneath it. Just horse shit buried underneath it. Try my leisure time. I do think the numbering system is quite good. It's very handy for. Numbering in the alphabetical streets. Yeah.

Makes sense. I'm using the most confusing one to me Mm-hmm in Austin. Well, there's a lot of confusing ones in Austin But one of the most 30s and a half one of the most ridiculous ones is the names of the north to south roads in downtown Austin Okay, was it like trees? It is the rivers of Texas going from north to south It is the rivers of Texas going from north to south. That's why red river is closest to 35 and then Rio Grande is all the way west on the other side of Congress. I see.

So it goes from like in names like all the major rivers of Texas from north to south in the state going from east to west in the city. Why? Why? You could have gotten north to south. It's already confusing. Who the fuck knows where these rivers are and the white is changed the direction I don't know where shit is in Texas Yeah, it's like it's already confusing to begin with yeah, and then there's changed the direction for no reason

And doesn't first like is like all the numbers like this and then first is like that. No, there's two firsts. Yeah. So there is the first that goes the first first. There's that first you're thinking about right? You're thinking about the second verse. Where he's in your chavis. There's there's also other numbered streets down your old torf. That but those run north to south.

That's why the old office. Christ. There's that first that went all the way down. No, I'm talking like off of old torf east to Lamar like kind of by you know where There's that fucking restaurant green pastures like by there. There's like a fifth street and a sixth street there That run north to south instead of east to west. I was kind of funny and this is totally an awesome thing But apparently that's important now How many how many minutes ago did we say talking about local shit's bullshit?

Congress like starts at the Capitol if you go down all the way south, it ends in a Walmart. That's just like the funny thing in the world. I mean, like, yeah. And you go all the way back and like where the old office was, it ends in a Walmart parking lot. I always speak business, man. When I think of South Congress, I think, oh, there's some shit down here.

So cool. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, that's so cool. I like, by the old studio. Yeah, like all the way down. The other day on the Austin subreddit, someone posted like a picture of a fucking squirrel or something, right? It's like, it's gone damn squirrel.

They're weird, feisty than that. I took this picture at 18th and Congress, and I was like, bullshit. Congress does not go north of the capital, and I got so mad I opened up Google Maps, Congress goes north of the capital. Really? It ends in MLK. What? Yeah. I was like, Maps, Congress goes north of the capital. Really? It ends in MLK. What? Yeah.

Yeah. I was like, oh, OK, 18th and Congress. I thought also the whole point was that it was like at the capital. OK, you would think? Maybe they changed it recently. I don't know. Ever since we left downtown, the heat of it. I got really mad.

I remember when I moved here, I looked at a map because I was like sick of not knowing anything about a new city. I tried to memorize what stuff was, gave up immediately. No. It's kind of long, it looks long. I've figured out North and South as far as I'm going. When I first moved to Austin, it was a long time ago, back in my day, before smartphones and chips. It was 98.

The first year I moved back, I moved into my apartment, there was a gas station across Struz and Exxon, I went over to to the exon and I bought a map of Austin. And I taped it up to the wall in my bedroom. And anytime I went somewhere, I would put like a little push pin in it. Oh, nice. I would try to learn. I would try to learn. It's like, I had no idea where the fuck I was going. And the gas told us from office, hey, my wife, he's not working.

That'd be cool. And the AC dude came in and just saw this map on the wall with pins everywhere. Hey, wait, what the fuck? Don't look in the freezer. don't look in the freezer. Yeah, so it's funny how much the world has changed in that amount of time. It's like now, you know, everyone's got a phone with like literally all the information of the world,

all the information humanity has ever existed is in my pocket and I'm just looking at porn. Yeah, I'm retweeting a picture of a shitty video game. I looked up cat butt holes. That's on there. Everyone in Psychopedias were a business, right? Like that was actually a business. You'd go around and you'd sell and your family

could only afford the D in Psychopedias. So you're just like, you just look at Dix and Denver and Dallas. And that's it. That's all you have. Now you can do fuckinguck in any of these. Only there was some sort of like documentary that had been released that covered this.

I'd be pretty nervous. It was there actually. Oh, almost like connected. That you can watch a Vier Roussie sponsor. Oh, sure. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I never told him about Helvetica, but this is fine. Whatever.

It's a good documentary. It's a good documentary. But yeah, I think, like in Cyclopea, it's really expensive, right? Okay, where? There was a volume for every letter. Yeah. And some of them, I think, were even broken up into two. Like some of the really big. Like, right? Okay, where? There was a volume for every letter. Yeah. And some of them, I think, were even broken up into two.

Like some of them really big. Like, like, am or some of the classics. Yeah. And if you couldn't buy the whole set at once, you could buy them one book at a time when you're talking about. And you would start from A, and then work your way up. So some people would hopefully have the whole thing.

You'd be broke by P. Yeah, they pick, you're, you get like, there'd be a new edition now, and they'd be be like, fuck, I've got like half the shitty old of this shit and then there's all the new ones. And then when like, my family bought our first computer, it must have been like 92 maybe? Maybe 93 and it had a CD-ROM drive in it. And the computer came with a CD that had like,

an encyclopedia on it. And I was like, that's like $500. And they just give it to you. And it was like in that was like the beginning of the end. It had like video like I watched, I remember at the time, God. I'm so old. I'm so old.

At the time I watched, that's an M and F. I watched a video. I had like a little video clip of John F. Kennedy. It must have been like a 80 by 80, little fucking video of John F. Kennedy giving the must have been like a 80 by 80, a little fucking video of John F. Kennedy giving the speech about going to the moon and I was like, this is the fucking greatest thing ever.

I think we're saying getting his head blown. Yeah, that's it, that's it. That was blown like a video. But I mean, it was just like so mind blowing to me at the time. Yeah, because I'm a child, sorry. God. Back up to the left. I'm not I'm going to laugh about this now. It's a fucking terrible tragedy Everything's funny eventually. It just takes perspective in time. I don't know the Holocaust never really got that for me

Give it what's all careful? Just pillow and drop it. It's a bird. You have to laugh, you'll go crazy. Yeah, but it's like we've seen such monumental change in such a quick amount of time. You know, it's gone from like this giant volume of books that probably weighed 100 pounds or probably more to like a compact disc to now, you don't even have it.

It's just out there somewhere in New Access. Wikipedia printed and see how much space that took up. That's where we're flying, John. That's where we're flying. I think librarians used to do that when Wikipedia first came out. There's this print's articles. Okay, apparently there's an art project.

Oh boy. No, no, this is. I think Wikipedia's just released that stat. Like, if you print it out way inside. If you print it out way inside. Yeah. I mean, I released that stat. Like, if you printed our website. If you print it out, change every day. Yeah. I mean, I'm a Wikipedia page. Didn't used to be.

How are you? Nice. I made it. I'm still a red link. Yeah. Well, it didn't go as get removed. Mine got removed, but someone just recently reacted it. Oh, nice.

Yeah, so I don't remember. Dude, we have started the Gus Rural disease. So, okay, I guess in 2015, someone performed an art project called Print Wikipedia, where they printed 106 of the 7473 volumes of Wikipedia as it existed at that time. And just doing the 106 volumes. Wow, the table of contents takes up 91 700 page volumes. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

It's even visualized us too much. The task took three years and the upload process took 24 days, three hours, and 18 minutes. How many trees did it kill? Look, just how many trees is that? That's like seven trees. Guys, I just got an email from Livs. Apparently, I can still be at Liferides outside of Austin City Limits.

Guess who lives in Fluegerville by one block? Yeah Look at it. Fluegerville resident. Well they get some Fluegerville. Will they take you into Austin then? No, no. You can't do it.

But they give you one block south and go we don't go there anymore. You're on your own. You're on your own. I don't think they're there anymore. It's like an old carriage driver taking some of the Dracula's castle. The horses won't go. No. No.

No. Fuckin' lightning over Congress and Walmart. Yeah. All the way, the whole run. Yeah. You thirsty, what? I'm gonna get down there. You gotta have a reasonably parsing aatorade.

If you, you know how like this is okay. There's those companies that like, probably there's no law in it at all, but they sell like little bits of the moon. You're like, right, right, right. You're like, right, right, right. Yeah, even they go in their backyard and buy a rock and sell to you. If someone said to you,

for let's say $100,000. So not an easy amount to come by, you'd have to do some serious saving. Yeah. But for that price, you can own the moon. You can own the moon? You can't do anything with it. You can't sell it.

When you die, you don't own it anymore. It doesn't get passed down. I'll say it stays in your family. But you can't make any money with it. Thank you. But you can say, hey, I own that. For how much did you say? 100,000.

All right, so would you do it? I'm conflicted. Because my brain says, no, that's fucking stupid. Right, but why? But then the Luna family would own the moon. Oh, that's cloth. Yeah, I didn't even think of that. Yeah, you'd be a lunatic not to do it.

What's the great podcast guys? It was really fun. I remember that one time Gus almost didn't show up. That would have been great. It's been a great eight years. It's over. We're done. Did you think you almost spanned three decades?

Do you think we'd get this? No, I feel like I'm gonna get this. I don't know, man. You can be like, love, love. I ain't that, that's not it. I would give that to you. I would go in here and you spill a drink on it and you went, well, I would go in with 10 friends and own one tenth of the moon.

Wait, uh, didn't cards against humanity? Yeah, you own a part of an island somewhere, you two? I own a part of an island off of I think Maine called Hawaii too. I own one square foot. Yeah, you know, you're about to do that. You know, you're about to do that? Yeah, it was like the Kwanza pack that they did like a year ago, I think. Yeah, you bought it at the old office when I happened.

It was been two years. Yeah, you got a bunch of cards and then yeah, I now own a deed. It gives me one square foot. What can you do that? Can you build? So they gave you a flag. They gave me a flag. I can plant the flag.

So you have to go there and plant the flag. Yes. I mean, if I want to plant the flag. Do you way through a sea of other flags to get to you. Yeah They're they're cretin. They're crescent. I'm looking up white. I'm looking at a white The code of arms they fucking funny it looks like it has a pineapple, a lobster, and a snowman. The O.K.S. place on earth. You know I would be cool to Hawaii too these days. It'd be cool to Islandy Mc Island face, doesn't it?

I'm a landowner. You are? Yeah. Sitting in a shitty apartment. I got one square foot of land. Are there any rules? Could you put a one by one ladder, like, they said you can do whatever you want on yours.

You have the non-obstructed items. You're free to use the island for non-intensive recreational uses, not requiring structures such as fishing and hiking, and for other purposes, as permitted by Hawaii to LLC. So, could you go over that and put a mailbox and just get mail delivered? I think you can do that,

because that would be building building that would require a structure But if the structure is just a single That's still a structure. I just want to go and jerk off in my I want to go and jerk on everyone else's No, I'm damn in my square, but I like No, I'm like a sprinkler. Yeah Yeah, please respect the beauty and pristine nature of the island Do you go and see George Seed's dog? Yeah, do not constructistine nature of the island. Do you go play Seed's dog?

Do not construct any improvements on the island. I guess the mailbox will probably come in. I'm gonna start buying people up. See if you can take the whole island. License holders, please do not leave your cards against humanity flags on the island when you leave. Hawaii to LLC's caretaker will periodically visit the island and remove any flags left behind.

I wonder who has that job? Their job turns in turn two, every now and then go and visit Hawaii to and remove any flags. Oh, can you imagine like your kid taking you to school for like parent, job day or whatever that is and do like kids, I'm not even gonna bother explaining why it makes no sense. I'm gonna jerk off on my flag.

I'm basically the clearer up after a dumb joke. Definitely, yeah. It's weird like, if we were to go to a career day now It makes no sense. I'm a jerk off of my fly. I'm basically the clear up after a dumb joke. Definitely. Yeah. It's weird like, if we were to go to a career day now and try and explain our jobs, that's a strange thing to think about. This job didn't really exist a few years ago. I mean, now it's kind of getting there.

We make anything but porn. Well, so far. We're your shirt. Don't play. So look at your shirt. Yeah, I was in it. So this is the best shirt ever. Oh, you want to talk about Taco Truck?

Yeah, so we're at, why too looks beautiful? It does. I think is the best shirt. Oh, you want to talk about Taco Truck? Yeah, so we're at, why too looks beautiful? It does. I got a shirt. I plan to visit soon. I'm gonna go find My Square. Now we're at the Taco Truck down the road. It's just a taco truck in the gas station.

And we go to the decent amounts. Like the guy knows us. And he looked at my shirt, and I was wearing this as like two weeks ago. He was like, that's nice shirt. That's a reference, right? Like he just like stone face all of a sudden,

what's up with your hair? Like what are you listeners, are you wearing the fun house porn hub parody shirt? Thank you, there you go. Oh look at Hawaii too, look at that. That is gorgeous. That could be one of those trees could be mine. Thank you for being a hot one.

I'm a little bit more of a picture. I forgot a little sapling. But yeah, he was just like, that's a reference, right? Yeah, that's a joke shirt, right? Yeah. Yeah, he was like, that's a That's a joke shirt. Yeah. He's like, that's a reference to a joke shirt. Yeah. I guess safe.

So would you do the moon? No. No, no, no, no. There's already that company that sells stars. Well, there's also a different company that sells parts of the moon. What? You can buy a plot on the moon.

But here's the deal. Yeah, there's a moon too. Why? Nobody can actually sell the moon. Yeah, they just started. What's the beginning? So ball is, it's all legal standing. Well, well, well, you get a framed lunar deed though.

Of course you can sell, like, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna have a deed. I don't think you're gonna see. I'm just seeing. Look at that, you could buy 20 acres. You could be, you could be, I'm gonna get the moon rock from a landowner,

from your plot, for $250. The guy Matt Damon owns part of the Mars. Part of the Mars? Part of the Mars, yeah. There was that controversy at NASA a few years ago. I'm not, I might not remember this right, I'll look it on after I say it. Okay.

But I want to say, like do you think, there was an intern at NASA who like worked with access to the moon rocks basically. Okay. And he thought that that was so cool that he took his girlfriend there and they had sex on the moon rocks.. And he thought that that was so cool that he took his girlfriend there and they had sex on the moon rocks. I heard about that.

Yeah. Oh, this is a rock. We have a very painful. They're gonna take those moon rocks and try and analyze them later. Like, oh, maybe we may, oh, wait, that's a lie. Facecom. What is this?

Facecom also on his spun. Well, from what I've heard about sex be it being on rocks would not be very good Imping for your what I've yeah, I think I heard your back doing one rocks. What fucking oh? Yeah, again. I think you said in getting your rocks No, I think you like getting your back. I'm like in your butt in your ex Wait looking up I'm looking up the moon rock. Space fucking Apparently they were in space. There were interns who stole moon rocks. I'm trying to confirm if they need them as anal beads had sex on it. Oh, yeah, okay. What? Sometimes between the high set. Okay, their names are Tiffany and Thad.

Okay, what? Sometime between the Heisenit, okay, their names are Tiffany and Thad. Tiffany and Thad arranges the moon rocks on a bed and had sex amongst them. Who gives someone named Fat a job? They were interns at NASA. There's not a short, fatious, and that's quite like a prestigious name.

Looks like this happened in 2002, I think. No, wow, okay. So it totally happened. That is awesome. Nobody's fucking space there. I assume it must have happened, but think about this, right? We'll say they haven't. There are these moon rocks. Okay. So it totally happened. That is awesome. Nobody's fucking space here. I mean, well, I think I assume it must have happened But think about this right? I will say they haven't there are these moon rocks right there are a very limited number of people who've ever been to the moon Mm-hmm. These rocks have existed in outer space for billions of years. Yeah, there's maybe only I

I've taught my head maybe 15 people who've ever been on the moon and these moon rocks are brought Hundreds of thousands of miles back to earth for study and people are Fucking next to them What are the odds Like for billions of years say there's no human anywhere near them The moon was just floating I think in some of that we got it we got a set up here and then it's like oh wait What's this thing coming towards us? I'm being taken away and now I'm being shagged on. What journey?

It's the next year. What are the years? Space kids are going to be in space school. They're going to be reading their space textbooks. And then they're not. Don't you think space come? Yeah. When we first got the space and people fucked on our rocks, that's kind of cool.

That's whatever. That is in... That is in Tiffany, right? Yeah, that in Tiffany. Fucking nuts. Double T, am I right? There's some stuff that you just shouldn't ever shag on. Like moon rocks.

Okay, we got one. Why two? That's number two. The grave of a royal. The grave of a royal. Hmm. Why? It's disrespectful.

Why the grave of a royal and why not just a grave? Because a lot of people have died That's true a lot of royals of time. Yeah, but not you know you could count what about the grave of a president Is here well sure? I mean that's just a politician there. It's not in that blood. So it's okay then what about? What about the great prime minister? That's fine So so that's it with their blood I I mean I'm just making you know that pure incest blood. I mean you Pure bread. Yeah, sure the teeth are a little fucked up. Yeah, they get a certificate like they sure think pure bread Like would you be annoyed if someone shagged on your old belongings once you were dead? Oh, fuck I'm dead. I'm your fuck. Yeah. Yeah. What if it was on top of your grave? I hope I have a grave

I'll say you die, you get buried because someone was an idiot and didn't read your will probably. And then like your body is being like bounced around. Don't care. It's also being consumed by fucking maggots and shit. I would not care anything about my body once I'm dead. Okay, so you get cremated.

Go to the beach. We're not hearing it, kids. Your dog spread your ashes on the beach, right? Seems legit. They spread it. Some couple of them go up and say, fucks on the beach. And your ash sand gets in her. Nice.

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Oh god Use one of them right there It's got gum on it Do we get to choose? Do we get to choose which one gets submitted for the award? We know of all of our podcast. I mean one of those. Yes. Carry. No, they changed the way it works. This year you have to pay to enter. So I Can we not do it? I assume if someone else had always entered us in the past I assume they're not gonna pay to enter us this time. Carrie, I now realize you were talking about the award with actual chewing gum on it.

When you said the phrase gum, I assumed you might come with a little guss at your smith. Oh, that's a little b for now. Just a little grit to it. Oh, God, it's like exfoliating. No, no, no, that's enough. So, we're at a crossroads right now, right? Like in the discussion, I can continue and take it down a much worse route. Absolutely.

I'm going to try to save it and close out of it. I want you to take it further. Yeah. So we should vote. I probably. OK. You all want to vote. I don't know.

I'm a piece of shit. I can't vote. I'm an on my own. I can't. Are you a spurter or a dribbler? What did you just ask? Are you a spurter or a dribbler. What did you just ask? Are you a spurter or a dribbler? I regret my vote.

I regret my vote. It kind of depends some time. I have a question. Are you talking about sort of like a thing going at it? Like yeah, this is good, yeah, for a while. And then it's just like, right. Oh, it's that happened. I didn't know that was a thing.

I've seen it both ways. When? When you watch porn. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, especially when I'm going there for a long time. Yeah, there's sometimes where you're watching and it's like, man, she's gonna lose an eye. Yeah.

Yeah, that's why I say put on a paintball helmet before. That's why you know. And sometimes when you're like, oh, you just like, gravity's- She will catch it and then it like miss and she had to quickly- It must be because they do so many takes and they have to bone so many times. And by the time it's the money shot, he's already done. He's already been like four times. And it's just like, yeah, I, uh, Austin, whatever.

I mean, there's sent me a slack. And it was from the first Spider-Man movie. I told him why I was like first fingering out the webbing. Oh, it's like, and shoot it on the web. And he does it and it like goes off in the distance and then it's just the girls just... Pfft! It's so perfect to get together.

Everything, it's just so gross. Will come? The whole process. Oh yeah. The human mind is fucking disgusting. Are you amazed at the distance you can get out of it though? Yeah. It can go further than you can pee. There we go.

But it's like, what's happening there? Is it like, like the muscles just, what? Yeah. Yeah, maybe because it's like such a small volume compared to it. But why do we evolve this way? Like, doesn't the penis know that you're really close

to a vagina when you gizz in it? But it must make sure you can get real up there. Yeah. It's gonna blast through back and like primal times when like it was really sometimes it was aggressive and unconsensual. I'm sure that happened back in caveman days. Don't fucking call me that. It's as high as possible.

Exactly. It's like there could be some distance there. You really gotta go for it. And really, really make sure that it's in there. Good like scraping this out love. That's the thing. Good luck scraping this out love. I mean that is a lot of the animal kingdom.

It is that they'll try sex. Like a male will come in and scrape out a woman, not woman, like a female bug or whatever. Just to make room. A ladybug. Very good. Thank you. Thank you. We got you.

It's all for like the animal kingdom is insanely non-consensual. Oh yes, the fucking... Does it? Does Dick is designed to be like a home here now. Oh, I read about a slug, right? Sometimes it means like a pig... Yeah, big old S-volume, double volume. A slug, there's a type of slug.

It's firm. Can shag the female slug. Sometimes it gets stuck. So when it does, it bites off its own dick or The female will be like you stuck in me. Let me get this off for you Then the other slug will just be a female and it can mate as a female from that point on Cuz it's really got stuck up a different so gender fluid. Yeah Look at this let's get this off and now I'm a lady.

It's just like, only Pink Windsor dolphins are something that make for life. Everything else is just like, there's a hole, I'm gonna fuck it. Now there's a bunch of stuff that makes for life. Yeah, you hear about quite a few animals to do that. Well, how many of those are like cute stories and then how many of them are like actual scientific fact?

Well, they're cute, they're cute stories. I had so I'm saying. What do you mean though? I mean, like, so this is like, oh look, these two dogs are inseparable, and then they're so like. It's only because they love each other. It's probably because the male would like rip

the throat out of another male, they can't close. Fair enough, all right. It's just like, that's my kid and eggs. No one else is having them. Something like a breakfast. I love the kid andags so breezy. Of course.

Oh, that's gross. Out of everything we talked about recently, that's our job. That's our job. I don't think we were talking about a cast, but I'm gonna keep talking about sperm. Yeah. We thought about, we thought about exactly what you're doing. Yeah, you have another adri-

I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna go over there. I'm trying to get away from it, but go ahead. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You like me to make this out of the works? Yeah, I know. No, no, wait, let me do this first. Yeah, okay, you go do that.

You go do that. Have you already done Casper? Yeah, I, wait, no, wait, let me do this first. Yeah, okay, you go do that, you go do that. Have you already done Casper? Yeah, I did Casper. We can't go from sperm to matches. No, sorry, it's done. Yeah, I'm trying to think we'll see other. Trunk Club. No, please don't, no, no.

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Nice, man. And apparently, they worked. I had no idea. I had the kinsa losing weight was to stop drinking. Yeah, I didn't want to do that. Yeah, that's the same. That's just right a bunch.

Yeah. That doesn't sound like you. No, it's got to be a little tennis. I normally actually, what I do was I also stop drinking beer. The only time I drink beer now is on the podcast. Yeah, me too. I never drink very much. Yeah, because I was like, it's a lot of calories.

I can drink vodka and get more drunk for less calories. Yeah, that's just math. Yeah, it's just math. Yeah, this is the finished right? I'll tell you, just drink vodka. There was a vodka equivalent of a beer that it tasted like a vodka, tonic, whatever. So it was in a bottle and it got you as drunk as a beer and not a vodka. I'd like that. So like Mike's hard lemonade or something?

Yeah, it was a smear enough, like a flavorful. Yeah, like a smear enough ice. Yeah, yeah, just, yeah. Like the myriad of products that are used to do this. People ridiculed me for it, but you just have to not give a shit. Yeah, you can't push like Skittles and Sprite. Yeah, I mean, I don't, I love girly drinks. They're great.

Yeah, like a cocktail that's like pink and delicious and like like mango and pineapple in it. The worst drink I ever had to order was that I think it's a banger's downtown. They had a mimosa. I was like that sounds good, but it's called a man mosa. Man, yeah. Don't just stop. Would you prefer a man mimosa? No, I would just prefer a mimosa.

Thank you very much. Would you want the mimosa? Say you're disgusting. Oh yeah, back to come. What's the color this you've gizzed? I don't know. Yeah, back to come. Um, what's the this you've just, uh, I don't know count. I don't know how. Yeah, I don't have like a tape. However far my wall is my that one. So like, wow, a wall. Yeah, where the paint ball. So think about

this, think about this. What if, so you know, I just like, you have sperm inside of semen. Here it comes. Right, so it's like the sperm, a swim around the semen. What if you just had one sperm, but it was the size of all of the semen that normally comes out?

So it was kind of like this like, tadpole. It didn't funny, I have the snore. I think it was like, it's like, it brings us all. Like a slug come out. Oh, fuck, it stole it from me, shunned it. Yeah. Maybe the grosses I never, but it'd scary cuz it'd move like a fucking face hugger Yeah, and it's one goal was to get inside that vagina. Yeah, like that's scary. Oh, she would feel it

Like laying around yeah All the way up. I mean the upside is is that birth control would be like catch a little burst And I'm gonna be like as soon as you're done like all right my baby, so catch us, mate, let's do this fucking thing. You, let me get my goggles. You're gonna go, mate. Now you get to do it with me. What? You know, so I guess I'm pretty still, but that was my joke.

All right. Someone got mad at me. Someone got mad at me for putting my laptop on its side. Is that like a weird thing? Does nobody else like, I do that, but I will do that. I'm not trying not to do that. I do that all the time. I do have my MacBook. I would not do that for a heater.

If there's no hard drive in it, who cares? Right, it's all solid state. Yeah. I don't know anything about technology. That's fine. I'm always uncomfortable doing that because I feel like then you could step on it a lot more easily. Like this, it's like, oh, you might kick it. We're not going to actually step a little bit more. To me, that is preferable because when Chancel,

when he puts stuff on the floor, it's going to get dusty and this is going to be dirt like kicked on it. If it's on its side, it's not gonna collect anything that it wouldn't you know maybe the left speaker will get a little dirty It was a Darrow good die got mad at me. Well, I got a lot of people mad at me this weekend because I was performing PS4 controller surgery Basically, yeah, so I got Meg for one Christmas. I got the 20th anniversary PlayStation. Oh, you got her in the PlayStation. I got her the PS4, like the Grey one. So jealous.

Comes with a Grey, like PS1 style controller. I've been mad at her this whole time, I've even mad at you. Yeah. And she spilled water all over it. Now a matter of fact. Yeah. So she spilled water on the controller, killed it. They don't work at all.

Yeah. I think Marcus needs that. He's not having it, It's like a special edition. But they then sold an anniversary controller separately. I've got that. Right. And it's identical in every way except the touchpad instead of having all the dots as little X's in my tweet. Yeah. So I thought... It's got all the buttons on it, yeah.

Well first I thought, preferably I don't want to take apart the other limited edition one because Meg got sent the other one, right? Right. So one of them has a special touchpad that is all of the little symbols from the controller buttons. Yeah, like tiny. And that was the one that came with the console, the one that came on his own, it just has dots.

Yeah, I've got the pleab one. I was wondering, I was like, why would you go to the trouble? That's the sense. So first, I was like, I'm gonna just cut open a black one. If I put the black guts in the, you're right, the one that she broke, that'll be fine. Then it'll be fine.

And we've got two nice PS1 style looking ones. The internals of the black one were completely different. So like different colored circuit boards, different shapes. So when I put it all in, I couldn't close the shell around it. So I was like, really? That's weird that they're different.

So I was like, I guess I'll cut open the gray one, and just replace the touch pads. So I got that open, I was like, I'm gonna take the touch pad of the nice one, the little X's and like, try and do that. And put it on the gray one that works because that one doesn't. That one was different too, but in different ways.

Like the back of the touchpad had extra crap on it. It was like snowflakes. Yeah, so three different controllers, three different guts. And I wanna see if there's a way to tell what model. There's gotta be like looking at the serial number on the back or something. Yeah, zero zero zero.

We do have one more black one I might take pop. And see what's in there. So open it up. What's gonna happen? Does that kinda stuff just make you feel like you're a genius? I know it's the most rudimentary thing ever, but something about opening up a thing and seeing wires from me. I just give you a bitch because I was like,

Tony, I've got this. I'll get you another controller. I'll replace the touchpad so you get the original one working again. And I just fail and I ended up with a real... Oh no, I'm talking if you would succeed. You're like, I'll see it. Yeah, absolutely. I'm like a doctor.

I was getting really annoyed. I was like, why would it fit? Oh, the different. Yeah. Everyone's different. Like three different. I'm gonna try the fourth one tonight and see if it matches with any of the others,

but probably not. So I have, there's a couple of good tweets here. Yeah, please. At all purpose nerd, talking about the one big sperm. Spum, tadpole. Instead of we're gonna condom, you just pull out and quickly pour salt on it. Oh, no. It would just dissolve. Spum. And instead of we're gonna condom, you just pull out and quickly pour salt on it.

No. It was just dissolved. Thank you. And what is this? Misaki, the cute. When you said she would feel it, whoever said it. Yeah. I just had a bad weird tingle in my vagina.

Thank you. Gavin, you affected someone's vagina of a giant night think about that way Out goes oh god, that'd be terrible look down like you missed me Cuz my head it always kept evolving like you get arms eventually What if you liked it? What if you grew attached and it had a lifespan of What if it was like it lived if you grew attached to it had a lifespan of life? You kept it in the aquarium? Oh! What if it was like it lived like 10 or 15 years like a dog? It was like you named it.

Yeah, about this sponge and some spongy ages. This sounds like a family guy's pin-off. Like, oh, we should stop. That was really good. Thank you, thank you guys. I got you. Oh, I get it. So speaking of family guy spin-offs.

The Cleveland show. The Cleveland show. The Cleveland show. Really? Yeah, it's like, is anybody watching the show? Absolutely not. I gave it a shot. Whenever I hear, like, a watch in the evening, sometimes I watch cartoon network and they'll show, you know, like during adult screen, you know, they'll show like King of the Hill

and Bob's Burgers. And then they show the Cleveland show. And it's, if I'm not in front of my TV and that theme song starts playing it's like a race to find my remote. You too. Yeah, it's like where the fuck is the remote. Is it bad? They can stop. I can change the channels via an app on my phone.

So it's like if I can't find the remote it's like pulling my phone out like watching the app like change. That name makes me. Literally. I don't know. Yeah. It's like a frantic race to find that remote. American dad's like, all right. I feel like around the time American dad got good. Yeah. Everything else that McFarland had his name on got bad. He's probably cared about that more. I remember the moment where I was like, maybe he American dad got good, everything else that McFarlane had his name on got bad. He's probably cared about that more at that point.

I remember the moment where I was like, or maybe he had his funny, and it was the tear-joker episode. The whole episode is just a parody of James Bond, and it's wonderful. Maybe that was the episode he stopped touching. Maybe, I don't know. They have this whole bit where it's just like... He probably had a piece of Ted too.

There's normally like, you know, in the Bond games, like, oh, we'll play fucking poker, whatever. I'll play with highest number. How do you play when it says the highest number wins? You can go first How kind It's a really funny bit. There's a if you ever watch the National Impune Vegas vacation. Mm-hmm. There's a bit in it where They go to like an off-strip casino and they're playing like all these fucked up weird games that you wouldn't think of as being casino games like rock paper scissors and, you know,

guess what number I'm thinking of. Shit like that. And then one of the games in there is war. And then, I can see that now. That's my favorite game. And then years later, now war is an actual casino game you can play on the strip. But it was a joke.

It was a fucking punchline in a movie. The 2017 Bologno go fish. Call it now. Fucking back to the future was making fun of Biff, or with Biff was making fun of Donald Trump and the second one about him becoming like what a rule of the world or something and here we are now. Simpsons also they had an episode where they refer to President Trump. But Miles, here's the important thing.

You know what I'm gonna say, probably. He loves Hispanics. Oh, God. Oh, that tweet was so weird. That was so funny. He's just so off the mic. He's so like out of any. Yeah, he's the non-funny laugh at the tweet.

I just, and this isn't even like a political thing. I just wanna know, he doesn't control that Twitter account. Someone else controls that Twitter account. He's no Twitterist. This is him. There's no way he's. He's no Twitterist. I think it's him. There's no way he's typing those tweets. Absolutely not. You think so?

Yeah, he puts on his like, or could be multiple people. He gives those people. One of those multiple people typed in, I love Hispanics and thought that was a good idea when it hit, hit send. Like now they know it's true. Boop.

He really needs to not be president. Yeah, tell you what. I will tell you what. Yep. Yeah, the world will not stand for it. Like he will be assassinated. Can you imagine that? Someone will kill it.

Let's be good. Let's be good. Let's not go that far. Who are they assassinated others? JFK, remember earlier. No, dude. I saw that person opposed at that part of her. Look, they've assassinated others. JFK, remember earlier. I saw that the set of bows. It wasn't anyone. I want to go in and be like, stand down.

You're going to get bit. No one's going to stand for that. It's for your own safety, get out. Go back to being an asshole billionaire. You're great at that. Yeah, you're fired, we get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's all. That's're just fucking with us. That's it. Did you see, now that we're on politics, I'm gonna pivot the conversation a little bit.

A little bit. Did you see that woman who was on the Morgh Pobuch show a few weeks ago, who looks like Ted Cruz? She's so, he can't kill her. Could you please get a picture of this? I'll see if I can find it. So, I think that is my favorite thing about this election is the Ted Cruz's Visitor Killer Joke.

So there was this woman on the Moripovic show who looks like Ted Cruz. And I guess like it got so popular that some porn company offered to pay her like $10,000 to make like a homemade porn video. Oh my God. And she could do better than 10 grand. Well, she's a Ted Cruz, she did. Oh my God. She, she did what she did

Yeah, I guess like heard her boyfriend like filmed it with like an iPhone 4. Yeah, oh, then they found it yeah If I was take Cruz's kid I would not kiss her either What do you think the porn was called in a trade-tod? Oh, that's pretty good. I Thought it was gonna be cruising for a splooge in That's just me. I don't make it a rules. There's a reason this are professionals So she's 10 grand rich now. Yeah, yeah, good for her. She got laid and rich. Yeah, she could probably have four plus surgery Now if her and Ted Cruz had a baby what it look like I had a baby. What did it look like? Look at the baby.

It just being normal Ted Cruz but scaled down like commandy and Photoshop. It's just like tiny. Well, Donald Trump's come out somehow. You know the baby in that game where like you're a baby against the dad. Oh, uh, uh, daddy. You know what I'm talking about? Daddy's, what the fuck is that game called? It's a little daddy.

Someone's going to tweet it as 30 seconds away from it. You look that baby. Yeah, I was like, oh, I died. I'm in the battery. I'm in the pills. I'm in the pills. Give me that bleach. I look at Ted Cruz.

Yeah, so that was like the weird thing. I don't want to think about that thing anymore. But it was just the weird thing that happened. Have you watched the video? Yeah. I'm frozen. I have to skimp through it. thing anymore but it was just a weird thing that I watched the video yeah yeah I have to skimp through it I'm a hole in my wall now that's definitely a video you dribble about like that's not you're not sending

records um yeah it's whatever come on yeah you're better than that why do you want to see that well there's the fascination. Yeah If it is a video of an ugly chick fucking in space, I'd watch it because she's fucking in space Thank you, Jesse Nelson. The game is who's your daddy? Who's daddy? Ted Cruz Give me the batteries I want to buy for the game now where the daddy just looks like Ted Cruz. He's a comerson I want to buy it for the game now where the daddy just looks like Ted Cruz is a commissioner There is another thing and we were getting close to the time here Okay, but there is another thing I didn't want to talk about This is TV show on right now. We were talking about TV little early. Let me think about it

There's TV show on right now. I think it's on a any Have you all heard about it? It's called 60 days in no It's it's a reality show where they take seven people and they create fake backstories for them and then put them in prison. Good Lord. Why? And then they film them in secret

and then it's like they want average, they want to know what average people would experience when they go to jail for 60 days. Do they have any say in what they've done to get there? No, they have back stories created for them. Did any of them get back story of a pedophile? No, I was like, oh, fuck them. One of them had a back story, I think it was like

embezzlement or something. And then one of the prisoners was like, I think he's a pedophile. And it's like, nobody in the prison knows that they're innocent except for like the ward warning. Yeah, like the one person in charge And that's it and then the people who are making the documentary and they say that no the guards don't know shit because they want to know And knows their secret because there's corruption and they want to find out if like if there are any guards who are corrupt Oh, so it's like the people who are making the know, but they claim that they're there to make a documentary

about people who go to jail for the first time. Right, and not people who have not committed a crime at all. So they're obviously interviewing everybody who's there. And amongst that, like, there's this select group of people who are like, they're going to jail, but they're singling them out as well and putting cameras on them and everybody else is saying, it's Jesus.

I really dislike reality television, man. It's really good. It's not really good. It's not really good. That sounds quite interesting. That's not like a bunch of red necks in the work. I feel like that you could almost spin that. Like if you took the whole thing and then edit it down,

it could just be a documentary about like what it's like. I guess for non-Prison goers. You think it's icky? Well think a little about the people who go to jail. Innocent. They didn't fight. I guess, you know, no, I think a show like that has more value than something like Real Housewives of Atlanta.

What about Maggie Loose? He does. My dad loves swamp people. I, some of it, I see those. The most swamp people, and he's love the show swamp people. Both. Okay. He has the shirt that says, juudam, he's a big man.

Hey, like in, seven people just like, Jordan battle is one of them. He's a good kid. I don't know man, I'm like kidding, he's a good kid. Yeah, reality TV just makes me like I couldn't even get, I couldn't even deal with like the auditions portion of American Idol, which most people really love. Just good song.

I fucking love Lindsay's story from that. What was Lindsay's story from that? She was the one that was in charge of cutting the wristbands off the people who lost. Really gave her like shitty scissors. So she was just like, I'm so sorry. It's fine. She's trying to cut up.

Wow. Kyle interned for American Idol for a while too. He was like line controller or something. Really? Fuck em out. I don't know. It just makes me fight. I don't like laughing at other people's expense.

Something of that scale, I guess. I don't know. People are pushed and prodded into doing something dumb, as opposed to, I'll laugh at somebody on YouTube for being a jackass. But you know there's producers and people that are pushing in them to behave this way and jackass. Shriking people into believing the shit

that they scream on national television. I don't feel good about it. What did the people, who did that jail show, did they get anything out of it? No, no case ditches. No, nothing, this volunteered. Has he been died? Some of them got beat up.

There has been physical violence. They must get danger pay for that. I don't know. That's scary, man. But it's really interesting, because everyone has a different perspective, right? There's some people who are like, oh, I think this is going to be easy.

I think the prison system's too soft on people. So that people are like, you know, I think that it's not fair. You know, my family works and people go to prison and they get three meals and a place to stay. And I think, you know, we need to reform it and they get in. They're like, what the fuck is going on in here? You need them homeless. No. I feel like that would have been interesting.

Yeah. Be loving it. Maybe, yeah. Maybe not. Exactly. That would have been interesting. Yeah, be loving it. Maybe, yeah, maybe not. Exactly. That's what's interesting. And that's what makes it close to tell. And also, he didn't tell any of the participants about any of the other participants.

So there are, there are multiple people in the same cell block who don't know that there's other people and they're doing the experiment. You're trying to signal to that. What are you in for? And that's one of the guys. I think this one's a pet of fuck.

He's awake now. Get him boys. All right, well, I think it's about time we wrap this up. It's been a very competitive, some real part. I think she took about a show that came out. Yeah, a couple shows. Wait, a couple shows. Yeah, we had a...

That's right, I guess you guys hear because of that. Yeah, that's why I thought about it. No, we debuted Ruby Chibi in RVB 14. Yeah, man. So for those of you that haven't heard Barbara posted a journal about it, but we have a new release schedule. Essentially Saturday mornings at 10 a.m. Central is Ruby Chibi for sponsors. Fonsors. Sunday at noon central is Red versus blue season 14, again for sponsors. Sunday 10 a.m. It for is for registered users, free count is Ruby TV. Monday at noon is again, just 24 hours later.

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but there's still people out there that don't know. We're doing an anthology season this year, which means that it's a collection of a bunch of short stories. We've got different writers, directors, all sorts of different styles. And it's gonna be a lot of fun. We started with the behind the scenes,

the animated piece that was, first of all, back in 08, 09. It was here, season six, right? It was on the, it was never released online. It was ripped and then put on YouTube. It was never officially released online. It was only available as a bonus content on the season six DVD. We added in some extra stuff,

and then also attached the trailer and some extra clips to it, because there's still a bunch of people out there that are super confused as to what's going on. So we felt like it was really important to put the trailer on there as well. And it was cool to see that trailer because you got to see like a very quick glimpse

of a few of the other stories that are coming up to season. Yeah, because it's not just the trailer. It was in the trailer, you guys put all the names as right. But this was actually clips from, not even all of them, just a lot of the features. There's some weird, I think this is, I think something about it's the most expensive season you've ever made.

Is it weird? Yeah, we're really going all out with some crazy out there ideas. It's gonna be like, nothing we've ever done. And I think it's really exciting. I know it's really different and some people don't like change, but we thought it'd be a lot of fun.

And you know what, is it really good way to refresh and get a new perspective. I feel like the OVB ODIUS is used to like big changes in style. That's true. Yeah, I mean, it's very true. Well, you only had the changes from Game Engine, which was jarring like Halo 1 and Halo 2 was like, this is new.

And then it was like CG and I was like, yeah, everyone's ready for that now. That was a little bit everything. And then Rumi Chibi, every week, it's just a fun, light-hearted romp, through the Ruby universe, first year with upcoming oscillals. Yeah, there's next week,

there's Anna right now. Are you serious with Alan? Next week, Anna right now. Oh, that's right, there's the, yeah. Santa right now. For those of you that were wondering, it is Non-Cannon, there's no canon. So if they-

They came and took it. If they'll still like scissoring each other, then that's- I'm not gonna have you read my scripts. I'm gonna have you read my scripts. I wouldn't be some bright, big- TV models, it's just like you're taking two toys and clunking them together. Yeah.

I have a story to tell you after the bike has stopped. Okay. I want to see the animation tests. And we also today released the day 5 teaser. Yeah, and announced that it's premiering June 19th for sponsors on the Rusey website. I think it's gonna be a six part. Yes six one hour episode sponsor exclusive series and then there was also new RT short the car versus cop which is I it's one of my favorite shorts that we put out in out in a while. Blaine running around with a mustache, being police officer, and you being the chief of police.

Chief Hammond. It was incredible. I'm like, you can die, dude. It was really fun. The chief of his podcast, it just makes sense. It's cool that we're at this point now with our company that's gotten so big that, you know, we don't really always know what other departments are up to.

Like I remember when we were filming laser team, like we would go to convention people, like, oh, what's laser team looking like? I go, fuckin' no, I don't work on that shit. What's the way is, for the car short, we had actually filmed that a while ago. I forgot about it. Yeah, really?

And it's like, oh right, what was it? Right, what was it? Probably, if I had to guess, back in November maybe? Oh my God. Just compared to Blaine's muscles, because you guys threw different like cut phases, like beef and face.

And right now he looks like Captain America from Civil War. Well, you can't have not knowing other departments. I'm announcing what's the RVB on 40. I'm announcing Slumber Guy season 15. Starts this week. Congratulations. It turns out I've been doing seasons the whole time. Is it even slower than before? No, it's the same. It's the same. It's the same. It's the same. It's the same. Well, a different real announcement. I just want to remind people that we have a few live events coming up. We have kind of funny live too. In San Francisco, May 20th and 29th, we have Let's Play Live in LA at the Dolby Theater, June 17th. And of course, RTX in Austin, July 1st to 3rd. I will put it in

the link down. Just click below and find tickets for all of us. I'm gonna go see us I'm going to all of those. Yeah, have you ever thought about just not going to our tax? I don't think it's possible Okay, I think it was but yeah, I'm doing a lot less planning I still I still need to you know, yeah, yeah, I mean I'm not gonna be our tax I'm an I'm annoyed about that. I miss an RTX right mm-hmm Yeah, so I was pre-already going to this wedding because I was in the part of the wedding. Yeah.

I wasn't in the wedding part. I was just like, I don't really know what I was. It was like kind of in it, but I wasn't. Yeah. And I'd already arranged this like 18 months before. And I was like, man, it's landed on the exact same day as RTX. Yeah.

I guess I'm telling the guy I'm not going to his wedding. And he was pissed off. And he was like, really live it. And he was like, really living and I was like, That, how can you be mad at this? He's like, you already said you were doing this. So I was like, good lord. I guess I can't go to RTX because I'm going to ruin a friendship that I care about. Deeply. What kind of person schedules their wedding 18 months in advance? Is that an excellent question, Carrie?

Yeah, I might have not been 18. But you're making me real nervous because it just happens that this year, a friend of mine is getting married and it is on the exact same week and of RTX. However, and I, here's the thing, I just realized it about last week. Yeah.

I had to break it and I'm, had the invite, no, I haven't told him yet. I'm had the invite on my free. Tell him right now. For months. I'm here. And I was looking at the no, I haven't told him yet. I'm had the invite on my free. Tell him the right now. For months. I was looking at the day, I was like, something about this. What date seems familiar?

What's your friends name? His name's Kyle. Kyle. I hate to tell you this. Your bad friend, Miles. Is not going to be able to make it to your wedding. He is contractually obligated to attend RTX. There you go. There is no way he can get out of it. Don't worry, he'll go to your your wedding. He is contractually obligated to attend RTX. There is no way he can

get out of it. Don't worry, he'll go to your next wedding. Yeah. All right. So I'll if I just sent you this link, I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory and we can stop talking about it now. So I enjoy, I probably stop talking in general. So I missed the convention, right? Yeah. I was pretty early on this video. I said I made a video I remember that I've been the year before it was slow mo. Yeah, that was actually the year before but forget that But I was kind of like it was kind of early on like I didn't receive that long

Nobody was really that good about it. So I was like man. I just this marriage better lost nope I just this marriage better lost Nope Hello Less than three years, well like it's over now and that was okay so next time he gets married make him get married at our text He better that we know the mission. He bet. He owes you. We can have a panel for it Can you get the memory and take bets? All right. Well, thanks for watching everybody. Uh, we'll see you guys next time Oh, my one, bye. Bye.

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