Rooster Teeth Podcast - Apex Legends is the Perfect Game - #532

Episode Date: February 19, 2019

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Apex Legends is fucking great. That is a fun game What happens? Just take the other episode like two days to get what happened here's what happened Gavin made an off-hand comment. He goes, you know, you should do you should go We'll and play on the console and should go, we'll play on the console. And you have fun if you play on the console. I'm like, I'm not going to play a battle royale on the console. I won't play it on the console. Fucking great. I just realized I'm fucking garbage at PC. You are garbage. I'm going to be annoying thing to me. I'm much for playing anything

on a PC, but I will play battle royale on console because I can get more than one kill. And when people always complain about PUBG, I think you said it on the last podcast that but I will play by Roy Allen console because I can get more than one kill. And when people always complained about PUBG, I think you said it on the last podcast that the upfront head-to-head combat is garbage. I think that's probably why I liked it. Right? It's not garbage because it kind of even out the plane.

You had a 10-year-old boy. Well, PUBG was the kind of game where you can, if you get behind someone, big thing in PUBG is, if you know where they are and they don't know where you are, that's the thing. Yeah, if you shot to. Yeah, or you can just, like, creep up on them and kind of in the back with a shotgun. You shot to. You shot to it, exactly. I played on the console.

Let me put it perspective. I was level 10 on PC. I have two kills. What level 10, like, what's your full line? That's probably like playing eight or nine rounds. Okay. Is that it? Eight or nine?

Yeah, it's not much at all. I don't go to go once the level of ground. Okay. It's a signif, it's a decent amount of ground. Okay. It's the first one to go 20 to 30. No. Because you're saying I go up a level of ground.

It's a lot of game sharp. Okay. It's a fair amount of ground. A lot of game sharp. It's a big sampling of it. Okay. The entire time I got to level 10, first of all, I never got to kill as a guy like one or two kills total, which was fucking embarrassing. But I have to say to do you have an issue, I think more so with the matchmaking on PC, because I would get my squad and I'm with a level seven guy who has zero kills me. I'm level eight with one kill. And then another guy who's got kills. Me, I'm level eight with one kill.

And then another guy who's got two kills, that's our squad. Then the fucking champions come up and it's like, this guy has 800 headshots and 400 shotgun kills. The problem Barbara is, when you start the game, it shows your stats to everyone else in your squad. Oh, fuck that. And then it shows like the people who are in first place, it shows their stats too.

They're like, well, they said that for that character though. Right, it is only for that character too. So you're like, well, I said that character though. Right, it is only for that character, but still you're like, oh, I just started playing. I don't have anything for this guy. It kind of might be a smite, because I don't say show your, like when you enter a match, people, I think you show your level.

Don't remember. It seems you. But yeah, it does, it does make you feel a little bad. So how many kills do you got on console? So the big thing though, this is, I have way more kills, way more kills on console already. The big thing was though is that like I've also never had one of these champions on my squad. I think I would have had that at some point.

Like I want the fucking ringer who just shows up and carries me. I'm not you're not on the level. You admit that what they match you with people. You're level. I'm in the game with them. If it's put in the match you with the city with the loser, it matches the entire match with a level and not just your party. Otherwise, you play with dog shit and you play against really good shit. Right. That's bad matchmaking.

It's good for them. That's right. That's team making, not matchmaking. Right. Right. That's I'm like the cannon fodder in their case, but someone's got to be in the, so I never in the whole experience of playing on PC. In Cody, I know you have opinions about this. You have to join me in this. He's gone. That's it. So we have any beer? This is the International Symbolic.

I don't know what you're saying. Like this. Thank you very much, someone. Here, open your mouth. Let's switch to the next one. The entire time I played on PC, I had never been recovered where they, like, get your little they get your badge when you die

and then they can take you to this little place and resp to you. Especially really cool mechanic. Great. Now I only had it never been recovered. I had never been revived. Maybe once, maybe once in like 20 or 30 games, had I even been revived.

In other words, if I died, the whole squad died. Like we just got wiped constantly. I never had a lifeline on your team. I usually play a lifeline. That's your problem. Well, I had to fucking robot that I put out with the tubes. play a lifeline. That's your problem. Well, I have to fucking robot that I put out with the tubes. Anybody can revive though.

Sure. So I got revived in the first one. Like I took out somebody, his buddy took me out, my other two squad mates took out the rest of the squad, and they revived me. I'm like, this is like heaven. So did you have like a revelation when you were playing it because you hated it before on PC when you were playing on console you went

Fuck I do like this like when did that happen when I realized that I'm just shitty at PC It's basically I'm I've aged out and I admit it. I have aged out of PC gaming at least on that like I was playing a match They're with my my brother-in-law and it's only two of us obviously we need a third So I was matchmaking we get paired up, or matched up with a random third person. And we're playing, and we're all still relatively new, my brother-in-law in the chat asks, is there any way to go prone or can you just crouch? As I think you can just crouch, there's no way to go prone.

And then the other guy, this random person we matched up with, he goes, no, you can go prone. As I know you can't. He goes, yeah, you can't. He goes, look at me, I look at him like, you're just crouching, dude. How about now? You're just crouching, dude. How about now? You're just crouching.

And the whole match, he was fixated on trying to go prone. Every 30 seconds, there may be like, hold on now, am I prone? Like, dude, you're just crouching. Stop, let me move down. You're just, no, no, no, but what about now? And I was like, dude, just stop. You should have just lied to him.

I was like, oh, you did it. Nice. I should have. But you were just so fixated on the fact that he could go prone and that maybe we just lied to him. I'm like, oh, you did it! Nice! I should have. I should have. But he was just so fixated on the fact that he could go prone and that maybe we just figured it out. I don't know what he was doing because every time I looked at him, it was just the same thing.

He was just hitting control to crouch. Hit, uh, yeah. You should have, you should have said, you did it. You should make it a guy. He'd, or what he got to do, or what he got down. You should have been like, there you go now, your prone. You did it. Yeah, it's funny. You say that because he did go down.

I had to pick up his banner and revive him. I will say still though, it's, and it's probably because, we talked about the guns being similar or looking similar, because they're not based on real world guns. What about these guns? They go. I still don't know the attachments. I played a decent amount, but I'm still

like he's not reading every time I go to pick up an attack. Just pick it up. Pick them up. You were not even a toy slot. I opened my beer. Then when you run out of inventory tops and slots, then open your inventory and deal with that. Also, we get like a level three modification for a gun,

like a skull splitter, and it only works on a prowler. Oh, get Cody's up over there. You know what I'm saying? Go ahead, I'm only recording. I was backing up with this matchmaking. Right, the matchmaking is very bad. It is not bad.

It is not bad. It is not bad. I played PC. And I put in 50-ish, over 50 hours in this game already. Wow. I love this game, because it is beautiful, and it is fluid, and the movement is great. But the matchmaking is bad, because it's so often

that you will be paired with people who are new, or like half the game is like very very new and then half the game is like insanely pro player 500 plus kills and they just completely trash and they're all paired together because they're going out of a time I think that's just because the game just lost and they have like 25 right there's no matchmaking yet for me because there's no way to like The game just came out so they haven't been able to figure out, like, they just put throwing everybody into the pool and watching them drown.

My idea is that they need to do, like, a gun game style, like, battle royale with this, because there is a lucky concept to this game of, like, landing, like, can I get everything I need to make good loot, and, like, do I get lucky with my drops, or can we do a gun game style? With every time you get a kill, you unlock new things so that you just kind of progress based off your skill.

Gun game battle royale. That would be interesting. That would be especially if you get to end on a knife or something. That's not the point of a battle royale. The point is, you drop in with nothing and then you have to find yourself. You still find this.

There's a luck element. You just can't use them and necessarily use things unless you increase in skill. But that's the only favors people who are really good at the game and there's no favors. Luck aspect. Well, let me ask you guys this, whatever happened to matchmaking,

especially for FPS games where they had essentially a wreck league and a ranked league. Why don't you do it? Doesn't Overwatch have that? Oh, watch those things. They did. They'll do that. The most games have that. Hey, why does this have it?

Like, why can't I just go play in the Reckleague? I know these guys are shitty. I don't think, if I remember right, Overwatch did not launch with that. No, that guy got it. Not even after a little bit. In fact, they're ranch league. Took a little while.

By the way, Overwatch League starts tomorrow. Season two, swatch it. It's great. Who's gonna win? Houston, I'll. I mean, who did win? This a pre-tank. Yeah, this comes out on Monday.

I guess. Oh, geez. I don't know. Who would be a live future weight? That was a 16-teams prediction. But yeah, it's like, do I think about like going to rank, like have a rank thing where you can only unlock stuff in ranked, you know, and if you play in rec, you just got to pay for everything basically.

So you're not going to lock anything. So keep those players out. What was your highest rank in Halo? Two. Do you remember what you could do? Yeah, you could like get all the thing and then they're like, we're on the right. And then it become like a moon and different like presence of the moon. Yeah. And then level 50 was like the Halo. It was so rare to see. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, the thing that drove me crazy, though, is people went through a period where they would try to level down. Do you remember that?

Oh, yeah. And it's like, what was the point of that because they just wanted like, they would level up. They would level up. Yes. It was a whole, there was a whole, like, like algorithm behind people

who were leveling in Halo. Did you? I want, maybe I'm wrong. I didn't max overman write the, the algorithm that did the ranking for Halloween. I believe he was more the multiplayer lead, yeah. Yeah, I think he like developed the math that went into figuring out what your rank was.

Which is. 4.8 is high. Is that what you said you got? Yeah, I think I can't think of it. I'm sure my height's almost 42. I'm sure I barely broke 3. I sat pretty steadily like a 35. Hmm.

If I recall correctly, I know we're near 50. That's still up on Bungie, right? I'm trying to load right now. I think bungee did archive its stats. I had, I'm a level 75. Are you? We watched, which one? And the apex. What? I had a crazy stat when I looked up and we talked about this on the podcast years ago, we looked up our bungee stats, bungee.net. And it showed for Halo 2, it showed my lifetime kill death ratio. And I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient.

I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I was like, I'm going to be a little bit more patient. I was like, and we talked about this on the podcast years ago, we looked up our bungee stats, bungee.net. And it showed for Halo 2, it showed my lifetime kill death ratio. And I had like 25,110 kills.

Jesus Christ. And 25,100 deaths. I was 10 off from having a perfect, one one kill death ratio. You basically leveled off your entire Halo career and made it completely pointless. It really was. I was like, nothing.

I contributed nothing. I was something like 20,000 kills and not like 25,000. That's, I died a lot more. Who's calling me? I find my, I like playing support characters. I find my kill death ratio tends to suck a little bit. But I have these incredible rounds. Like if don't like sitting still, which gets me killed a lot.

Like in Cool of Duty, I can't sit there and camp. I find it incredibly boring. Even though it's the way to get kills and cod. They're apparently is a player in the Overwatch League named, I don't know if it's their actual name or a screen name, but named Yang Xiaolong. Oh, really? Everyone keeps tweeting me about it.

And I can't tell based off the screen shot if it's like a screen name or their actual name. That's interesting. Because I can't tell. She has Mika, she'd know. Yeah. Yeah. Post of the Overwatch League.

Season two starts this week. She just announced that, didn't she? Oh, no, she did the last season. Oh. Yeah. I thought she was got like some more official title recently that she tweeted about. It's funny to watch the guys in my gym kind of waking up to esports, you know? No, she did last season. Oh, yeah. I thought she was got like some more official title recently that she tweeted about.

It's funny to watch the guys in my gym kind of waking up to esports, you know? They're figuring that stuff out as because they see it on ESPN now and they're fascinated by it. They also, we had a conversation today at the gym which was weird. We talked about the new Disney S-VOD

that's gonna come out Disney plus. Disney plus? I mean, that thing is gonna be, that's gonna change a lot of stuff because Disney in preparation for that, they have to do earnings calls and things like that. They publicly announced that Captain Marvel was gonna be the first Marvel film to not go to Netflix.

Right. Which they said, the headline that right, said Netflix probably was all other platforms besides Disney Plus. And as a result of that, they had to write off something like $190 million in order to make that move, make that investment essentially in Disney Plus. I was thinking,

because that's how much money they wouldn't make. Right, that's what it says to me. That's what it says to me for. That's what it's like licensing movies for like $150 million plus, you know, which is just fucking crazy. It's basically like paying for the movie. You'll still be able to buy on that physical though, wouldn't you?

Yeah. But the thing that drives me crazy and maybe that's a good thing is because whenever those Marvel movies or whatever those Disney movies come out to Netflix, they never have them in 4K. It's like if you watch like Black Panther or Batman in the Wasp on Netflix, you only get HD. They won't do a 4K stream, even though Netflix has a 4K player. So if you wanna watch it in 4K,

you have to have the physical media or whatever you're down on. But as we discussed on a earlier focus, they don't even shoot before K. Right. But you can definitely tell that it's not as good of a transfer. Do you tell a difference between, you know,

also just get being, even if the resolution is the same, if it's streamed 4K, it's so much high bit rate anyway. So the quality is better, even if it's not high at rest. Yes. Same with YouTube. Disney says Captain Marvel will be first pick, held back from Netflix, expects a $150 million hit in profitability in 2019 as a result. That's like, that's huge.

That's, that's. That's profit too. That could be the budget of the movie. Yep, as I was saying. So if you made for the movie, yeah. Yeah. Why would they do that with Avengers? And instead do it. They probably still had a window where they could make money

before Disney Plus would be ready to host it. Mm-hmm. It's like, there's nothing to put it on. You may as well put it on Netflix. So Disney Plus, you could find like all classic Disney movies there too. Oh,. Or just like recent. Barb, I think this Disney platform that they're going to build the service they're going to launch is basically they took that model where kids came home every day from school and

put in the Lion King or Aladdin, you know, or something like that and watched the VHS tape every single day. Yep. That's now a monthly service that they pay for. I pay for it. I would pay for that. Absolutely pay for that. Every parent in the world is gonna pay for that,

they're gonna be crazy. I'm trying to look it up to tell you more about it, but our internet is so wonderful right now that everything's loading super fast. Well, you were, oh no, I was gonna say we're live streaming this, but we're not. We're not. That would actually be a huge mistake.

I've come up with an extreme overwatch season two. I've never been able to conduct business at work. What does that mean? I just can't send, I can't have any, there's no calls here, because there's no signal. I can't send anything because the Wi-Fi's crap. The service is at the launch September 2019. It took that long to look it up.

Okay. I sympathize, Gavin. Sometimes I have to go home, so I can do emails that come back Sometimes I'll do I'll take calls in my car and turn off the Wi-Fi on my phone because it's better to have the fucking LTE in the parking lot Then it is to try to do something over Wi-Fi in in my office. Also actually the new office is much better I was just this hang up as bad. It's bad here and it's bad over there. You know, it's great. Just come do emails in the new office To be fair. All right,'ve never had to internet anywhere.

Can you make a little email call enough for me? Absolutely. I'll come and sit there. What else do you want in there? Do you want some like pictures of cats or? Yeah, I've still never been in there. Come visit after this. You should have come today.

Well, you didn't tell me. I got pulled out of it because I had to go to another meeting. But we have this thing that we do in the RT content office where we have what we call lunch and learns. And today was Jake showing everyone how to do audio. Yep. So it's like, we're trying to be this self-contained unit to where we don't need to have resourcer from all this places.

And I'm gonna do a day with drones, teaching people how to fly drones, see who is really interested in doing that. Dude, I sent him this reel from this guy who's a drone op Oh, we're talking about this weekend the wildlife stuff Yeah, we said the lions were in there as part of it But it was a lot of like landscapes and vehicles a lot of vehicles stuff that was fucking crazy like drifting cars Man these drone ops they're getting incredible with what they can do Eric if you want to show a clip look up drone

Dune buggy wheelie Eric, if you want to show a clip, look up Drone, Dune Buggy Wheelie. That's got, I'm trying to think. It's Wheelie Wheelie, go ahead. 2019. Can we get a graphic? 2019. Yeah.

I feel like- Where's the future? Drone, Dune Buggy Wheelie. 2019. I think it's gonna take a year to load that video. I was watching that video and trying to figure out whether it was cammed in post. We can get cameras that film in 360, not necessarily for all this to clip.

Oh, wow. This isn't the same one. This isn't the same one. Still really cool though. Is there more than one drone, Dune Buggy, Wheelie? But there are cameras now where it's a 360 camera, but not necessarily meant for 360 viewing. You use one of the thing on? Yeah, I use one in Australia.

Where you can just take 360 and then cam it 16 by nine in post. So you'll never miss you. Don't even have to aim it. It's a good capture. It's filming layer. And I thought it's so cool. I feel like on drones. Yeah. You should come to just that over at the office. No, that's insane. Yeah, or Phantom. It's we have Phantom cameras that are shown by Risharty's. It'd be cool if more people in Gavin knew how to use them. I tried to teach some people, but I got the leads to teamfru.

Just a button in it. I do. It's a button, yeah. And that button also deletes it as they found out on lazy. Oh my God. I think what happened to lazy was they disconnected a cable. And you were like, oh, is that what it was?

They just hit a button. They hit the record button and then a fucking hurt my shoulder on that shot. And then they hit it again. Yeah. So it recorded and then. A fucking hurt my shoulder on that shot. And then they hit it again. Yeah. So recorded over it. Just delete it. Clear the room.

It's really impressive. Gavin is, I think you should do a whole on slow-mo guys to. I think you should do a whole course master class on cinematography. And because people love when you do the rolling shutter videos and you get very technical, but this guy is like, I'm nobody who is more wired to be a cinematographer than Gavin. It's like, we've talked about it so many times.

Yeah. The most impressive thing to me that you've ever done is that fucking explosion. It was that sponsored video where you set the exposure right or it's like it didn't blow out? It looked great. It's, it's, yeah, we've talked about. It's hard to expose for something you can't see and you don't know how bright it'll be.

Right. It's a split of difference. Also, we lose some areas, but when you're doing 5,000 frames a second or whatever you're doing, you know. What was that you were shooting that in? So it's like 400, 500. 2500? There you go.

Well, I learned how to point it. Did you need me to microphone it, people's face today? My, the thing is the mouth. The knowledge resets every time and your camera comes out. Like, I know the sensitivity of the fun 25 hundred there you go. Well I learned how to point a microphone at people's face today. My the The knowledge resets every time a new camera comes out like I know the sensitivity of the fun times I've used but as soon as they put out a new one I'm like I wouldn't know what's against this one so you have to just get a gain experience and I guess we go and blow shit up But I think you he's literally I don't know if that's so holds since you've made a planet slow-mo world He's literally, I don't know if that still holds, since you've made Planet Slomo World. I'm not a Slomo.

Planet Slomo, the world. You know, I was gonna say too, we talked about that when I, because I called it Slomo World, not the name of the show, Planet Slomo's name is show. But if you call it Slomo, something like Slomo Planet, even, you get the search, don't you? Wouldn't it be better for search for Slomo? What?

Because it matches Slomo Guy's. Like people go to type in Sl search for slomo? What? Because you have slomo guys. Like people go to type in slomo guys and they get slomo planet or slomo world. I mentioned you're still fine. Where were we? Where were we? In this decision. My original name for that series started with slomo

and YouTube were like nah. Oh really? So I gave them another one. We have a little input. And then it was just like, if the content's good enough, people will see it anyway. It's always my belief. It'll make it out there.

But I would have rather had a different name. Gotta say one thing for YouTube, when they have those originals or the programs that they fund, they promote the fuck out of them. They promoted laser team. When we put that out, it was like they promoted the hell out of that movie. It's probably the best marketing we've ever had

for anything, honestly. We have like billboards and all that stuff. Yeah. And I mean, it works because then so many people like tuned in to watch it and then we got like laser team two right away after that. YouTube came back and said, yep, let's do that again. And you guys were all very happy.

What's that? He's okay. To make laser team two. Yeah. Back in the mullet. Yeah. I must dash and everything else. The second one took less time to make.

So it was, it was, well, I, I, I feel like the morale was a lot better for the second one, because you guys got to be inside the whole time. There was no night shoots because it was like majority on the spaceship, right? Yeah, I'd say once we were in, yeah, once we were out of the alien ship bucket, it was, it was a nice shoot. Yeah. Well, that was like right at the beginning, but I will, I will say this personally is like you say morale was higher. My morale was lower because it was a smaller movie. And I don't think I don't think that a sequel should be smaller, you know,

than the first one. Just like if you're making a sequel, go get bigger. They make a joke about that in 22 jump street, you know, 22 jump street breaks that fourth wall very much. Or series. And they talk about how like, oh yeah, that's what movie executives want. We made this much money with this much budget. That's been this much more and make that much more on the sequel. Yeah, it's like it's all about, it's all, it's all math. It's just like, you ask a bigger, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's more. So it's wrong direction. But the thing I always think about Gavin in his cinematography brain is, I forget what we were doing. I think we were just bored. We were throwing rocks into the water or something.

And it would splash. And Gavin would, he said just like really off-handly that he's trying to time his blink when the splash happens. So then he captures in his own brain what the splash looks like in that moment. Whereas I'm just looking at it going, you know, throw it in. If something I did as a kid, I remember the first time I did it, I was just throwing a spoon into the sink

and it landed in a bowl of water right as I blinked. And I was like, ooh, that's why I used to always do that. If there was a quick moment, I would just shut my eyes so I could remember it a bit longer. And now I do that. I don't really need 20 more because phones have slow-mo. But now if I'm trying to see if it's subject, well, look cool. I just blink.

And I was like, oh, look cool, I just blink. I was like, oh, I look cool with my blink. Cause you stop taking a new information, let's you remember the one frame you've closed on. I did it too. You did it too? What did you do on? Stuff like that like splashes,

throw something into something. Just like a fun game when you're fascinating. Or like if like things are flashing up on a screen, and you want to try to capture one, you just blink and sort of try to capture it in your brain. And it's weird, it only saves it for a little bit. And then your brain starts to try and remember it and you mess it up.

Like anytime you access a memory, you pause it up. You're degrading it. You know I'm gonna copy of a copy? Yeah. You know what else he said? If I'm like trying to put a hat on with an outfit, I put a hat on, I look at myself in the mirror and I close my eyes and then I put another hat on

and I open my eyes like compared to put another hat on and I open my eyes Like compared to you images and my One I just an actor Yeah That's awesome Yeah For all my hands

Trying to think of anything I would do that for Ha ha ha Ha ha ha I can't think of a single thing You're having a walk in here on you and you're like Yeah, shut up, shut up, look at me Just to make a fun of me for my electricity I was I said to God how ashamed I am of how high my electricity

should be ashamed. It's a high electricity pot. And I've been trying to fight this for years. And I and I showed it to him very privately over here before the show. And what does he do? Oh my God. He starts reading out everything. I start to get to the people.

Everybody in the room. Over there. Well, how high? How high is high? He uses quadruple the amount of electricity I do. Well, to be fair though, you got to turn off all the lights and stirs it as dog. That's all that he doesn't home. To be fair.

If your lights don't really use that much electricity. I have guests that come over. So there's electricity in there. I feel like LED lights on a huge, it's like leaving a computer on I assume with, but, or four? I have four computers, because we have a very computer.

You're tight enough. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be gashly have our own the Sierra computer with me. That's not gonna happen. You shut the energy savings in the control panel. They're off. I'm just saying I've got stuff in my house and it goes, it goes stuff.

So my electricity bill is about $350 less month, which is very high compared to everybody else. Well, you also charge a car. I do too. You just got that car though. Well, you also charge a car. I do too. You just got that car though. Uh, what? Also, nine months ago. How come I had an electric car for years?

You get an electric car and suddenly we have a charger now. You and Matt. It was me. I've had that car for months. It was because of him. I've had that car since June of last year. It's like, it's been a long time. I just want it to be known.

I'm also a Tesla owner, so I also charge the car. So you can't use that as an excuse for why your energy built. You don't know how to use it. I don't know these are excuses. No pool. I don't have a pool. No.

What would a pool do over the pump? Yeah. Yeah, pool. I guess he do. Who put that sign that says electric vehicle parking only? Who did put that sign up? I don't know who did that. Neither of you did it.

No. No. Everyone assumes, first of all, that I got the charger installed. Like, oh, Bernie, you got a charger shop for a car. No. Well, wasn't that your charger, though? It was, my charger gave to Matt, though. Okay. I gave it to Matt.

And then Matt had it installed here at the office. All I wanted to do was, why would someone think your charger was put in that by you? How do they know it's my charger? Because you talked about how you had that charger signed. But I gave it, it's a signature edition. So I have a sign. Hot Elon Musk down and saying, we signed this.

Wait, this is signature charger? It's signed by Elon Musk. Yeah. You're like buying a USB cable, signed by Steve Jobs. Like who cares? I didn't ask for it. I didn't ask for it.

You signed it to my favorite pedophile, which I thought was really, really fun to make. Peter guy. But I gave it to Matt, because I didn't want to install it at my house. They sent it to me, it's for referral codes. And by the way, I think I missed the boat on something here

because I see like all these YouTube videos and everyone's always putting the referral codes for people buying Teslas. I never did that. I never put any videos. You missed out on a free road stuff. On a free 250,000 mile call. I never put any videos. You missed out a free roadster. On a free 250,000 mile call. I don't think so.

Who's the guy doing that? There are a couple of guys. The one guy got two. Another guy got one. Yeah, Marquez Brownlee did it. I can never do that. MKBHD, I think fully funded it, Roadster. I think fully funded two, didn't he?

Did he? Man, that's impressive. They did it away with the program. It's gone. So neither of you put that sign up. It's over. No. No, I was shocked when I saw that.

I was shocked when I saw that sign. Because when I saw that sign, my response was fucked out and I parked there. Yeah, I parked there. I think if anybody needs to use the charger, we all know each other. They'd be like, hey, can you move? I got to plug in. And let that cables really long. You don't have to be parked there.

You can be parked anywhere in that area and it'll reach you. Okay. So this is, it's kind of ruined because now electric cars are so popular now, but you can get an electric car hipster. But you see that mouth girl? My mouth is a girl. I'm not exactly a girl. You're like, you're like,

you're doing a thing where you're like, you're throat burps, like it's not your whole, like it's just like, like it makes a weird noise. That's exactly what I'm saying. I've had a thing where my ass fots too, but on the inside, we had that. How does it go? It goes like, it moves, like a weird noise. I better think when my ass farts too, but on the inside. We had that.

How does it go? It moves into place as the next fart, but it is audible. You ever want to go the other way? It's like reloading backwards. Yeah, if I'm on a fourth. I always laugh when I fart through my vagina lips. I feel the bubble like a bloop. I've heard that.

Can't imagine that. I've heard that. You get a fart trap, you veg. Yeah, it's always so weird. So it's like farts. That'd be weird. From the opening in between your labia. Yeah.

Yeah. It's got a direction it goes. I don't think my balls are involved with my farting in any way whatsoever. No, I wouldn't think so. Unless you get really old and they hang really low. You know how you can mod, I'm really old. You can mod a car horn.

Can you mod what? You can mod a car horn, sounds funny. Why don't you know anal horns that change the sound of a fart? Like this is like a little tube you could stick in your mouth. It's like a little butt trump hit and it goes, boop boop boop. Instead of. I mean, it's a lot better than the other.

A lot of it is the flapping of the ass together. And if you put something in there, then it's not. Right, but if you fart it down one of those potty things. Shhh! But then that's length, like it keeps the ass separated. Like it creates a different shape. You got it. Keep it separated.

Can I give you a little life hack? I'm curious to hear this. If you're in a situation. I know exactly what we're in. We got a fart. And it's, there's like people in the next room or something like that, or you'd think, if you just grab like one butt cheek and pull, it just comes out like this. Yep.

Hey, Barbara. I can't tell you how many times I've had to spread my ass cheeks to win this part. How loose is your awful? I just grab. I do one side. I do one side. Surely you're just moving the closed-off part further back. You listen to me.

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What's that? Get a meat that tells you what it is. I have that. In fact, Gus's job in the old office. One of my jobs. One of his jobs was I have a voltmeter, a plug in voltmeter, and I went through and measured everything in my house of how much it eats, because everyone else has always had lower electricity bills than me.

And I always assumed I had something that was just sucking up power. Something was fucking up, like a battery charger that was off the rails or something. And it's been a decade and I just used more power. I used to use more power. What I used to do at PC. At the old office is I had to have a device, I don't remember this, where I would plug in every piece of equipment we had and determine how much energy it drained that we wouldn't trip breakers anymore.

That device was called a Kill Awat, which is a very funny name for that product. We would measure it, and then we would know, this is how much we would plug into this outlet before we would trip the breaker, this is how much we would put here before we trip a breaker. We get the actual usage of it.

Real time. Is the power supply for a computer? Is it draw more powers? Is it doing more stuff? Yes. So it actually pulls more electricity. Absolutely. Does it just pull the actual usage of it. Real time. Does the power supply for a computer does it draw more powers? Is it doing more stuff? Yes. So it actually pulls more electricity. Absolutely. Does it just pull the same amount of electricity

to spit out what it needs? It'll, it's going to pull 120 volts, but then it starts pulling more amps if the more you start to do. OK. So it's more draw. Yeah, for, because now how everything works, say? Yeah.

I have a thing where my turning on a hairdryer, like dims the lights, which is expected. A hairdryer is like zero to a hundred and one second. But also when I start printing it, does it? Oh, yeah. And why does my printer pull so much laser? Laser printer? Laser printer?

Laser printer? You don't know what kind of printer. Do you buy ink for your printer or do you buy toner, dude? It's real easy. I'm not sure. Can you change it? It's a laser jet. It's a laser jet. How do you buy toner dude? It's real easy. I'm not sure if I can change it. Can you change it? It's a laser jet.

It's a laser jet. How do you know? Because you would get ink would have dried out by now. You didn't know how long I've been printing it. They expire it. They make it happen. Are laser printers more common nowadays? Because I feel like that's newer to it.

They've gotten cheaper. I mean, you were. Yeah, they've gotten cheaper. They've been around for a few years. I think ink just probably newer than laser. Yeah, right? I don't know how ink jet was've gotten cheaper. I mean, cheaper. You were. Yeah, they've gotten cheaper. They've been around for a few years. I think it's just probably newer than laser. Yeah, right. I don't know how, I don't know how, I think that was a cheaper solution.

Any of that works. I don't know how print is print so small. What are they doing? How does a print of print, they spit toner on to it, and then they bake it on with the laser. If you had it print, if you could film upwards through transparency and a printer came over on a microscope, but it looked cool. It sounds like a slum Oh yeah Are there printers that are like transparent like the body of a printer? There's gotta be I don't know, but you could always 3d print parts

If you needed to to like fit in there. It's one of these things, but I just don't know how it works. I know how most stuff works. I use it almost every day. Could that be correlated to the fact that printers are shit? How is it that it's the year 2019, a printer still selling? Dude, it's not as bad as how phone calls sound. Did you? Well, those got worse over time.

Printing just, printing was the first technology. The printing press is like modern technology you start with the printing press, essentially. It is still impossible, even on a professional level to talk to a printer and have me like, this can't be done. Every single conversation is this can't be done. You want to print all the way to the edge of your business card?

No, it's impossible, can't be done. Or it's like, to have a print job where you don't, the first step is not reboot the printer. Yeah, it's garbage. I have a color laser printer. Or it's like, do you have a print job where you don't, the first step is not reboot the printer. Yeah. Scarbich. I have a color laser printer. Is it wireless? Yeah, no, it's not.

I have a lot of electricity. It's not, it's at the office. It's not, it's not at home. Because it's also massive. I just, So your AC is what's doing your electricity bill? Yeah, I think so. I think so.

Why are you using AC in the winter? Well, I don't, but I'm on a, I'm on a plan with the city of Austin because my electricity bill gets so out of control that they'd like to say, hey, you want to sit, you want to sit, you want to sit. Yeah, pretty much it. Like, we want to do an audit of your house,

and then they break it out over 12 months. So they average my usage. So I basically pay the same thing every month, but then they actually get to read what the actual usage was in the bill. So I paid more this month than I normally do this. Or does it usually come from electricity from the power plant?

No, I'm, if you could see your breakdown of where the sources of electricity are coming from, like what is, I can't see that. Oh, really? But Gus was pointing out to me too when he should get over certain tiers.

Yeah. Like you use so many kilowatt hours in a month, then the prices go up. So like they've analyzed every every 500 kilowatt hours you use. There's a multiplier and it's like more and more and more. Right. So the more you start using, like by the final tier, he was in, he was playing quadruple than he was for his earlier tiers.

I feel like that's aimed specifically a Bitcoin minus. Probably. Yeah, or just people, you know, they're not running energy efficient. Do you think the electricity of the Ruchitip offices? I can tell you, but I don't know if I should say. I'm a public information. But it's a lot. It's a lot of buy all those people. Well, that's the biggest expense though. It's a company for people. It's just like

nothing compares to that. Nothing. I didn't like that services can go dormant. Well, I had my gas turned off because I didn't use it. Oh, they almost did that to me. When I wasn't having my house renovated, I wasn't living there for a while. They called me and they're like, hey, we know she haven't had any usage in about three months now.

I still playing on using that gas there. No, no, yes, it's fine. They're just being fixed up. Yeah, I guess I only use gas in the winter. For some reason, my hot water isn't done that way. It's like tankless and doesn't have gas, but the heating is gas. You know what else is bullshit?

Yeah, when I discovered in this when I wasn't using any gas, and they called me to say, you haven't used any gas in three months, what's bullshit is, you still get charged like 18 bucks a month. For a sense? Even if you use zero gas, just in the fees. Fees for being connected.

Right. Yeah. I don't like that they can remotely turn it off, but they have to send a guy to come and turn it on again. I think they also have to send a guy to turn it off. I think that's bullshit. Really? They just don't want you to hang out in the curb and punch him.

Yeah. Yeah. So there's some guy like sneaking in. Sneaky in. Just goes up to the thing on the outside. We go sneak. He's not coming in and turning off your outfit. I know the gaps is not inside. It's like you turn on your oven.

You turn your back and hand comes out of categories. He turns it off as that guys job. That's what he does. I've seen that guy. He like in my yard, if when he comes to read the meter, like I'll be out walking my dog sometimes. And it's like, I hear him like, oh, I got to quickly convince the dogs to go inside before the guy opens the gate and comes in.

Yeah, I always imagine that those people have a database. Like part of their notes is dogs in the yard or something like that. Yeah. Because everybody thinks their dog is super nice, but nobody, and this should be a requirement if you're a dog owner. You should be required to when you leave your house for a 24-hour

period, record your dog and listen to what your dog does when you're gone. Because I don't think most dog owners don't realize how fucking loud their dogs are the moment they leave the house. Their dogs have the run of the place basically. Now my dogs are silent. Do you know that when you leave? Yes, like our cameras. What about when the dog goes off? If I'm not there, they're fairly quiet. They're just basking in the sunlight. Yeah. They may grow a little bit. I'll be next door to these two small dogs,

and their owner had no fucking idea how loud they're. I said, I just send them a recording of how loud they're fucking dogs were. Just barking? Just fucking barking. Just barking the entire time. Bark, bark, bark, bark. And the one would bark

and make the other bark, and then they both bark. But you do that when Ashley leaves. I do. Ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, ro, not make does this thing. Ashley's cat does this thing where if she's not in the same room as us for like two or three hours, and I'm assuming she does it when we're not at the house,

she does this thing where she like panics and things that were not there or gone. And she starts doing this catarroll thing. And we, as soon as we call out to her, she stops it immediately. And then she won't do it again for the rest of the day. Yeah. It's got. It's like this really weird hour. They're recorded and played for you guys.

But it's just really specific noise she makes. And she only does it when she thinks she's alone basically. Why doesn't she just come played for you guys, but it's just really specific noise she makes and she only does it when she thinks She's alone basically. Why does she just come looking for you guys? Yeah, she's okay. She's not that smart I know her people she's pretty cat, but I don't think she's very smart cat. Nice eyes. Yeah, she has blue Yeah, someone like a little mobilize. Yeah, someone in the new office brought their dog I guess who had never been to the office before very tiny little dog and the whole day it was just like No I never put into the office before. Very tiny little dog. And the whole day, it was just like, oh, you're the arsehole. No, Esther's dog.

Oh, okay. I don't know, I forget its name, but very, very small. I don't know, were you very yesterday? I don't think I saw the dog. Was it the, I was the great one? The tiny great one. Yeah, like ran into my office.

Oh, come here. And it's like ran off like, oh. Yeah. But it was crying the whole day. And I'm like, I was in the bush. Here yesterday, I at the office, I still a picture of mush in the window. Zero gas used, $18.83. Guys, how's that? I'm a customer charge. You don't use $17.35. You don't have to. I use zero gas and they still bill me almost $19. It's to be fair, it's the same as having a phone line and not using a phone. Exactly right.

But, you know, you know, it's a pen, come on. They don't charge. If there's a leak, they got to be ready to roll a truck to your house. I actually thought about starting a very small leak. So my, my gas wouldn't be turned off. That sounds like a great idea.

Yeah, I can't say it. Enough where it's like so few parts per million that it wouldn't do anything. But it would measure on the meter. But yeah. Over time? Over time it would live in half. Like one, I'm in like five part per million.

I don't know, what's the smallest amount of, I was thinking. So a million part per million is like a cubic foot, right? Like that's what you need to, in order to measure, you need to move a cubic foot in order for the gas meter to move. Is that right? Yes. That's how they measure it. It's a lot of move. Is that all right? Yes.

That's how they measure it. It's a lot of gas. It's a lot of gas. So this is not going to speak well for my energy usage. But I discovered something really cool. Do you guys have a stove top, a gas stove top? Yeah. I have in the past.

You have in the past. Would you know now? You know the electric? Okay. So it's like the gas, the gas comes out. It goes around this like metal disc and then you go, it goes click, gas, the gas comes out, it goes around this like metal disc, and then you go, it goes click, click, click, click,

with the igniter, and it lights it. Here's what I found out. So JD tried to for Thanksgiving, he likes, we like to do culinary experiments, because I want to teach him how to cook his own fucking food. That's code for bad food. What's that? Culinary experiments is code for bad food.

It is sometimes, we'll make some like, he'll have this idea for like I don't know like I don't know peach steak or something You know and like all right. We'll try that and see how that works But he wanted to make fried rice for Thanksgiving. I don't know why it was it was it was horrible He was like vegetable oil and it like didn't get hot enough. So just place it was like oily right slippery right and it didn't get hot enough, so just basically was like oily right? Yeah. It's like slippery, right? Yeah.

It's like slippery rocks. The technology was terrible. So I was like, I think we're dealing with a heat problem here. So I got some sesame seed oil. And I ordered off Amazon awak, like a awak that you put on your range, not like a one with standalone one. Sometimes, I don't know, like what are these 70ss, the electric walks?

Yeah, see that's yeah. So I got that. That was actually a really fun process because it came in stainless steel and I had to cure it. I had to blew it. Well, which a lot of people call seasoning. Blu-it.

But yeah, I basically just crank the heat all the way up on the stove and this is what I learned here at the time, is if you take that metal disc off, and then turn on the gas and light it, it just makes a huge fucking jet. Oh really? And you get super high temperatures. It's really fucking cool,

but yet I have a lighter to do it, because it doesn't reach the igniter. Instead of it, I might... I'm trying to drivet, like, traveling down the gas tube at that point. I don't think so, because it's all something out. Yeah. It just defuse it basically.

It's like, it's like an open gas pipe. That's wicked. It's pretty cool. So then I can like heat this metal, and there's videos of it on YouTube defuse it basically. It's like a open gas pipe. That's wicked. It's pretty cool. So then I can like heat this metal, and there's videos of it on YouTube that you can see, called, excuse me called, bluing steel. And so it's stainless steel.

So then you just basically heat it until it gets hot enough to react with iron oxide and it makes all the metal blue. And it looks gorgeous. It looks great. It looks great on this one. This one you did. I mean, you don't have to.

With like all stainless steel stuff. But then there was a bunch of reviews on Amazon saying, I used this pan once and everything stuck to it. And everyone's like, you didn't. You blew it. Yeah. You didn't blow it. You didn't go to the proper procedure.

And so it was fun. It was like a fun experiment to do that. And then make perfect. If you're like, there's everyone come over, a fried rice, come on over. There's a place over here down. In a Mueller by the Chipotle and all those places over there, where it's like, I don't know, like fast Chinese food,

they make everything in a walk. I don't know if you've been in there, but it's like they have induction walks. I don't know if you've seen that. On the magnetic ones. Where it's like, right, it's magnetic, but since the walk is, you know, round, the induction plates are also like depressed and round.

So like the walk fits into the spot where it has heat all around it via induction. Well, why do you that? I guess because it has heat everywhere. It's like instead of having the gas in one point at the bottom, it's got contact all around. Why not what's going on with that walk,

that design or the metal that they make it out of, but that thing gets hot everywhere. Like if you put on that, and it is an incredible amount of heat that comes out of when you pull that diffuser. If you burn yourself when you're doing that, do you just tell someone to walk it off? It's just like, just waiting for that one to come out.

Who is that, Eric? Yeah. You can do it up. You're still podcasting. I don't know where to go from. I mean, I'm done too. But if you guys do see, if you want to come over for fried rice, I do.

We make great fried rice now. It basically just tastes like $12 fried rice that you can get from Mama Foo's or whatever. Yeah, but it's like it costs 10 cents. But why do you need a walk for that? It's for the heat is like we tried to make it in the pan with vegetable oil and it was just such a misery and the walk was I'll show you the one that was like 35 bucks on Amazon My main problem with it more than anything else is, I am not a person who likes clutter in any way. I like everything to have a space.

I like to say organized. I do an awful lot of stuff on Amazon for someone who doesn't know. A lot of it's organizing stuff though, honestly. I just want to, like, I just bought a pelican case for all my sailing stuff and it's all like neatly put in there like boom, boom. What kind of stuff goes in there?

Pelicans? In your sailing case. Yeah, what do you have? What's your... What's your... What do you have? What do you have? I have a bearing compass.

What is a bearing compass? It's a compass that you can hold up to your eye and it's got a line and you can hold it up so you can take a bearing on like a lighthouse or a buoy or something. Why don't you just use a compass? Yeah. Because then you're like this shit.

Like that. I can just do that. Yeah. They have one so you can do like that, but this is, it's a compass. It's, it's, Why don't you get a contact lens that has a compass in it? What, actually my binoculars have a compass in it. That was a cool gift that I got.

So what do you need the bearing compass? Uh, because you're always using binoculars for everything. Binoculars are locked in this pellicula. Yeah. A lot of it too is like the next trip I'm taking is like an educational one for JD too. So it's like trying the tools out. I actually, he has a separate pair of binoculars.

I got him this is the nicest gift I've ever gotten anybody. You gotta see these things. You both would be amazed by them. Barbara, you'd be like, I don't know, I remember. Yeah, probably. But they're binoculars and you're looking and they got like 14 by magnification. I probably shit.

So it's significant. But when you have that much magnification, and you're looking through it, I should look at how, exactly what it is. In your little movement. Any looks like, it's everything's like that. Hittle a button, and it goes, whoop, puts a gyroscope and image stabilizes.

Oh, that's super cool. So it's like optical stabilization. It's fucking cool, dude. It's really fucking cool. I want that. It was a bit of a pricey birthday gift, and actually I gave it to him before his birthday's in March, but I was like, look, I'm getting you this,

and I totally got it for him so that I can use it. And I think I waves and everything else too when you're looking for shit. Like, you come sailing with you guys? Yeah, he's not, he doesn't have as many certifications as I have because school gets in the way. I mean, I don't know if that's the right way to say that. Fucking school. He's got to go to school and learn algebra. But uh, nerd. Yeah, you just

can't take off. He goes to a public school and you can't take off time to go do anything. It's a racket. It's a fucking racket. They do it so they can claim, they can claim uh, tax money. It is true. They have to have a balance on attendance. Students in for a certain amount of time in order to get money from the federal government. How far north can you get in a boat before you're considered to be doing like some extreme boating? So here's what I've learned. I've learned a lot of the craziest stuff I didn't know

that compasses have zones that you get rated. Your compass that you have doesn't work everywhere in the world because essentially, what it basically boils down to is... The further north you get. Or the further south you get closer to the pole, the weight of the needle in there, and you could buy global compasses that work everywhere,

but they're ridiculously expensive compared to other compasses. What is the iPhone use? You see, I don't know what the iPhone uses. It's like a gyroscope, right? Why does a gyroscope tell you why in the office? I don't know. I don't know how it works out. I'm just making it shit up. Why do I do this with it? When I'm using the... Calibrate, right? Yeah, you gyroscope tell you why no this? I don't know. I don't know how works on it. I'm just making shit up. Why do I do this with it when I'm using the calibrate?

Right. Yeah, you do that figure eight shit with it. So, and I even looked on the app store, the bearing compass thing that I just said where you hold it up to your eye, they have ones do like an AR version of that with a smartphone where you can hold it up and do this, but they God, they were just woefully inaccurate. Gobbage? Yeah. Also, there's a lot of stuff too. It's like, you think like a compass, you pull out, you go, oh, it's 358 degrees, you know? It's like just left of north, and that's not true. Wherever you are in the world,

do you have to deal with deviation of the compass that you've got in your hand, and you have to calculate for the deviation of that compass. And that's depending on where you are. But depending on the metal objects around you, what are the things you get when you get in a new boat, is you have to do this maneuver to where you calculate the deviation

because that's the engine block. And you're not doing this, but with the boat. Well, as the engine block, as you take different headings, the engine block is in a different place relative to the compass on the binocule, it's called, and that can throw off that. But then also, depending relative to the compass on the binocule, it's called, and that can throw off that. But then also depending on where you are on the globe, there's variation. And every nautical chart has not, I'm born. The shuddy guys, is this okay? Can I talk about this? It's good. I'm going to explain how the iPhone compass works after this.

Okay, like a nautical chart, when you get it, like, if you're going to, my next trip, we're going to the British version islands, you get nice British virgins. Yeah, I think it's some British virgins. Do you mind saying where do you start that trip from? A place in Tortola, it's called Road Town. Okay. If I was to put a giant neodymium magnet on a boat and just drive around the ocean, would that be considered terrorism?

I don't know, like, because everyone's compasses would go to that. Maybe, or if, like, isn't that terrorism for cutting those undersea cables? That's like a big thing that they've been focusing on. Yeah. Lately, it seemed like that was a bigger deal like 10 years ago. Yeah.

Well, there's now there's just more and more cables. Yeah, undersea data cables are getting cut. Yeah. But I don't have a libra, I hope I am kiss. Well, I don't know. I said that's the thing. Who knows? Shark bite. So, shark's bite. But real don't have a libel. I don't have a libel. I don't have a libel. I don't have a libel. I don't have a libel.

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Pilots get updated charts every year that tell them like the runways two, seven left, but actually it's at this angle. And they're having to actually, we've gone to the point now where they're having to re-number runways in some places because the heading is so off from what the numbering is supposed to be. And you think it's so fixed. It's not the pole has been moving dramatically. It's not consistent across the globe.

And it's also not consistent over time in a specific place. Don't they flip occasionally as well? North and South. Yeah. I think that's like a geological level, right? Occasionally on a geological level. And we might be in the beginning phases of that right now. They say I think that the North Pole is moving towards Russia now.

But don't, how does that move the equator? How does that work? I think the equator is just a fixed line. Like that's just the middle of the planet. But there are conditions that only occur at the equator. So how can that just be a made up line? Like what? Doesn't war move a move to it? I think the core illest effect is kind of bullshit.

Like as far as we know. Yeah. So the inside... Here's what the inside of the compass looks like on the iPhone. It just four sensors that detect magnetic fields. Oh, all the senses. Right. And then as magnetic fields go through them, they can sense where they're going,

because it's permeable to the magnetism. Interesting. So I guess it seems like based on that, the iPhone would work. The iPhone compass would work worldwide. Those senses are used in a ton of stuff. Also, everything I said is like, when you're getting certified in coastal navigation, they are like, I have little spreaders,

you know, little compass, parallel rules. I think my spreaders to the Virgin Islands. And, uh, only column speculums. So you also got the other type of compass. What do you mean? Like, I'm sorry, yeah, like a compass with the two points. So all of your things in your pillowcase, you go, it's probably a compass there.

And I didn't know why they said, why don't you just call it a compass, but then I realized now there's a compass. So that makes sense. They'll be really confusing. You're everything you use was called a compass. So yeah, because you actually on a nautical chart, you use the compass rows compass. So yeah, because you actually, on an article chart, you use the compass rose,

which shows you the degrees to calculate your headings, but there's a true compass rose and then inside is another ring, which is the magnetic compass rose, which is shifted. Why not just hire a guy with a thing on his hat and just have him be the compass? So that's the thing.

It's a lot of times even to you like aviation, no, the sailing stuff that I'm learning. You go through and you have to learn all this shit and I think you have to learn it in case of an emergency. Like you have to run like on an aviation and learn like how all the dials operate. Like summer from vacuum, summer from wind speed, things like that. So there's a given solution.

So if you get in danger and it's not working, like you blocked this p-dote tube on an airplane, did it not get any air coming in? The solution is you smash it with a hammer to break the glass on it. Yeah, which is, it's like, I can't imagine more analog solution than that. But then what happens is after you learn all that shit,

I shouldn't just shit, all the, you know, things that used for thousands of years may not be aviation. In sailing, you learn all that stuff, and then immediately just turn on a tablet and you get your GPS heading and you get your GPS lock for your coordinates and you don't need to really use any of it. Yeah, but you gotta know that stuff.

I was about to be reading up on that lion air crash from the 737 Max from a few months ago, and it's just crazy to talk about like I was this New York Times article a couple months ago. You know, I'm big into aviation incidents. And the I'm just going to give the short version because it's a really long article. The short version is, but we wanted to make a new version of 737, but didn't want to have to retrain pilots. So like they needed to keep the essentially the plane as similar as they could so that pilot didn't have to recertify and spend tons of time doing this.

Even though the engines were bigger and lower to the ground and created the plane handle differently. So they created this bit of software that ran that kind of corrected things in the plane. So it's like if the software detected that it was stalling, it would nose down. But some pilots, since they didn't do retraining, didn't realize that the software was running in the background. So what happened in the lion area incident was the software thought there was a stall happening because of malfunctioning, a battery is coming through from pito tubes and it kept trying

to nose the plane down, even though the pilots were fighting it, even though the pilots were fighting it, they couldn't overcome the software. There was a button they could have hit to disable the software, but they didn't know because they didn't go through retraining for this new plane. Man versus machine. If they had just disabled the software, they would have taken manual control and everything would have been fine. But because it was a new plane and the manufacturer didn't want to have to have pilots retrain, they didn't know.

So was it just a slow descent as they were fighting it? No, it was nose down. It was straight down. It was straight down. Shit. That sucks. Yeah, it's like, and you're doing everything right. But why do the software then? They think they're doing the right thing. They think because the software thinks the humans don't know what they're doing. And the software. The software could have

been like, we go and fast enough down now. Level out. It was getting bad sensor data. It didn't know that it was going fast enough. That's awful. She's turned it off, but they didn't know is he was. It's just a button a button on the yoke that they had to hit. It could disable it. So I'm at a point now where I have an optional certification that get, they're all kind of really optional, but this is one that they're like, even sailors like,

eh, you don't really need this stuff anymore, but I kind of want to do it because I like stars, learning this stuff, it's celestial navigation. Yeah, with like a sextant and all that. So I can, you should have it just yeah, with like a sextant and all that. Not a sextant. You should have it just so you can use a sextant. Yeah. A sextant spreader, what else you got in here?

Why did I think my sextant spreader? At least to the Virgin Islands. The original 747s had a sextant hole in the top of the cockpit. Really? Yeah, so that the original pipes would be like before like real computer automation, the cockpit, so they could use a sextant in the cockpit to determine to determine where they were going like trans-oceanic flight.

That's a sextant what? Well, you stick your instrument through the sextant hole. I'm in nine months later, you get a little bit of a little sextant. I don't know actually. I don't know. I think I have a practice one and I have a like a primer on how to do it and I just have it. So essentially it's just looking at cars. The angle between you and the North Star and then the angle where that is and like you're heading. So you can know what direction you're going

and like what latitude you're at. So yeah, it's amazing the stuff that you learn. You're like, oh shit, like learning about tides and things like that, being able to calculate them. And then once again, once you learn how to calculate tides for a region that you're in and title currents, you go through all this fucking math, but then you get an app on a tablet and you go, I'm going here and then just scroll and then like the tides for a region that you're in and title currents, you go through all this fucking math, but then you get an app on a tablet and you go,

I'm going here and then just scroll and then the tides go up and down. You see exactly what time you can go in to this, you know, Marina or something like that. But the thing, one of the basic things that I just didn't know about the world is latitude versus longitude. And do you know how latitude works?

Do you know what latitude is? It's just how far away you are from the equator, right? Yeah, but do you know how like, when I say 17 degrees north, do you know what that means? Yeah, you're 17 indicators north. No, it's actually degrees from the center of the earth. Oh, really? That's how it goes up to 90.

And I was like, oh, I didn't fucking know that. I just, it's one of those things. It's like, I just never learned that. It's just a globe. They take the center point. They can't do that with longitude, but latitude is just exactly what it is. Is longitude the same thing

just from an arbitrary line though? What's that? Is it longitude the same thing just from an arbitrary line going in the other way? Well, the difference being is that it gets closer at the, like you can only do your measurements for distance because a minute of latitude is basically one nautical mile.

And so you can't do that with longitude because it changes over, as it gets closer to the poles, they get way closer together and latitude does not do that. Is that anything to do with the world? The rings get smaller, but they don't get any closer together. So.

Because the earth is far around the equator than it is, pole to pole. Yes. You mean it's just from like not being an actual sphere? Well, if you, yeah, like if you were to go around pole to pole. Yes. You mean it's just from not being an actual sphere? Well, if you, yeah, like if you have to go around pole to pole, take you less time than going around the Aquia. I just think it's one of those things that we accept for the difference.

But it's like, as far as the geometry of a sphere. But I think also, isn't it minuscule? Like, isn't there that thing where if you shrunk the, like a shoe bowl would be bump here, like less spherical, right? See the rings of latitude, gusts, the rings of latitude, which on the screen, they're the, we're looking at a picture here of the globe. There goes a horizontal. Yeah. And then vertically, the launch, launch, you get, they all kind of

converge on the pole. So what determines the zero degrees on the Aquia? It's even with it. So it's a zero degree angle from the center of the earth. But why put it there? And not like where 30 is like the center of the midpoint right from where? Both top and bottom. You know, the word center means right. I don't understand. You see, you see horizontally, whether it's zero. Yeah, right. Go ahead. Why is that? Why isn't it at 30? Because then it would be further from one than the other. Imagine if you just took a cross section of the earth and it's in circle. Yeah. Zero degrees from the center is here. But

what? But where do you take the cross section? Like when you cut, what you let's say you have an orange and you want to cut it in half., do you cut it at the zero do you cut it at the 30 yeah, right? I Think maybe you're thinking Like around here is what I mean What do you mean around here zero degrees is like all the way around that ring the longitude tells you Your degrees of where you are on that zero degree ring. Does that make sense? Yeah, I got you. Like the equator zero degrees equator equator and make it to where it makes sense to equate or zero

Yes, this way, yeah, buddy, but I don't know why is this way. Oh, you're talking about longitude then. Yeah, I'm about long Oh, yeah, they just had to pick an arbitrary point. Oh, that's what I was asking. That's why I was asking. Why you kept saying that? You kept saying equators. You kept saying equators there. Yeah, longitude's primaridian, dude.

That's where you're from. No, no, no, the equators, what do you mean? What? The primaridian's that way, equators that way. Yeah, but on the equator is 0, 15, the frog going around. So I said, white and zero, where the 30 is? What the versus the make? You're right, that doesn't,

because I thought we thought you meant the other way. See, there's another 30? See, the other 30? Going the other direction? Didn't I say horizontal, a bunch, yeah, yeah, tonight? The equator is a line of horizontal. Yeah, but the final, I had, he doesn't do it on the side.

I was like, Goddamn, the goddamn. You kept saying equator, equator is basically a degree of latitude. The prime meridian is longitude. You're asking why is the prime meridian zero? Why is the prime meridian zero? You know why it is where it is? It's because of your fucking country.

Exactly. It's because of your fucking naval empire. And they go, guess what? We're fucking putting zero on our city. The center of the world is right here. They did that thousands of years ago, you fast forward a couple of millennia, then I miss a fucking phone called London because you guys call it Greenwich Mean Time, even though it's not fucking Greenwich Mean Time.

What's your solution? Time starts and keeps going around and around and the numbers keep going high. We don't need any solution. We have it. You're the one asking for a new solution. If it's daylight time, surely you need somewhere on the world to be at a standard of time Otherwise time just goes on infinitely and it's like what time is it eight thousand and four? So then just admit that London is not grand in time when you're in daylight savings time even though you still say it's GMT

You do the GMT is a fixed point and the BST is Yeah, but we need to call with somebody London. What is that? GMT? What is that fixed point for GMT? That's the acqua It's the prime meridian Did you know that that's the fucking point? Is that anything to do with time Oh, and they just think times already here. We'll put this here as well Well, the really fucked up thing is when you go to the other side

I actually don't even know what it's called what's the primary Indian called in the opposite of the primeridium? Is it still the primary? Yeah, so fuck up the equator of the whole way. They usually refer to the primary Indian as being the one that runs through London separates each well I guess they both separate Eastern, Western hemisphere, but it's When you get the other side you get the international date line, which they're just like that thing is like This this is included in this day. This is not, this is the exact, that's just the date line.

Yeah. Yeah, but that's because Hawaii's some, for some reason attached to the US, so they have to draw around that. For some reason, are you judging the United States for taking territories? Yeah, really. Yeah, that's, that's a mess.

That's the date line. Oh, wow. Yeah, the date line's a fucking mess. Look at that thing. That thing is the reason why there's a plus 14 and a minus 12. Look at that, there's a plus 14 right there. Yeah. Yeah. And that actually is perfect proof of the argument we had about six years ago.

When I said that it's 50 hours in a day. So that little dog is 50 hours in a day. If you go ahead and talk, if you like plus 14 and minus 12 50 14 minus 24 hours long It stops one hour and it ends 24 hours 24 hours 36 24 plus

I'm telling you 20 plus 14 minus 12 is 30 if that's 20 if the day lost in one hour then yeah if the day is 24 hours It's why we have a second again. It's 50 hours. 36. 8 date plus for 50 hours from beginning of the plus 14 to the end of minus 12 on the end of the day, 50 hours. Hey, did you know this episode of the received podcast is brought to you by 23andMe? This alcohol turn your cheeks pink. You may have alcohol flush reaction, a genetic factor that makes it hard for some people to process alcohol. If you've always suspected you feel more sleepy than others after missing out on a night of sleep, you

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You got to write that shit down. Correct. I still feel like 50s' wrong thing is 24 plus 12. Oh, we can't do a poll. We're not live. Do it anyway. 24 plus 12 is 36, but your thing is 24 hours. We're not taking up to 60.

What? All right. I thought we were over it. All right, let's give it a try. I'm ready. It's real quick. When does the day stop? Midnight. All right, let's give it a try. Let me run it through it. It's real quick. What, when does the day stop? Midnight.

All right. Zero hours. Ish. So zero hours on plus 14. Right? So it's 2 PM. 2 PM what? Zero hours plus 14 is 2 PM.

I can't live with this. I can't live with like, no, no, no, no. Plus 14 is the time zone. OK, so you're in plus 14. Yeah. And a zero. We see there's 50 hours in a day. On a date, like the third of March

lasts for hours. From the first hour in plus 14 to when it is 11.59 in minus 12. 50 hours of post. What, what? I get what you're saying, but you're saying you, it's like a semantic argument. You're saying that a day can last 50 hours, but at days 24 hours. So what is he's talking about the date March 3rd?

from the Beginning of when that date starts in the earliest place in the world to when it ends in the latest place in the world I'm not that I don't think there's any I don't think there's actually anything in plus 14 I don't think there's any habits at islands, but it is a time of first days Why would they have it? Really? There's no, I think it's like two hours ahead of New Zealand. Yeah, but I think that there's a big jog to the right that we saw.

Yeah, I don't know what's over there, but that apparently is where time starts for that day. By the way, I don't think there will ever be a point in my life when I don't mix up Eastern West the first time I go to say it. I don't know what it is about Eastern West. I just like, I'm the same way, but why is that? I don't know what it is about East and West. I just like, always the same way. But why is that? I don't know what it is about that. I just never, except at least West.

All the time. I do it in Sea of Thieves every single fucking time. I get it with left and right. You really? I'm trying to give someone directions and I was like, all right, it's gonna be the next left. I feel like you mean into the tree? And I'm like, I have the next right.

I don't know why my brain just doesn't. I wonder if it's because East alphabetically comes before West, which makes me want to read them from left to right. Hmm, I wonder if that's it for me too. Like East in my head. Is this completely the wrong way? God, I don't know what it is dude,

but it's because it comes up so much in Sea of the Eves. It's just like, go West. Go East, it's East. Sorry, I always, almost always say it wrong. Or it could be that confirmation bias you were talking about last week, where I just remember the times I fucked it up

cause I get embarrassed. But you know what I learned, Barb? There's a calculator here. I learned this way late in life. Huh? It's okay. Like simple thing that like somebody pointed out is, do you know the trick for learning right and left?

Did I teach kids? Like the L with the thumb? Yeah, it makes an L with your thumb. I didn't know that. That Did they teach kids? Like the L with the thumb? Yeah, it makes an L with your thumb. I didn't know that. That's for your left hand makes an L with the thumb. So. You really didn't know that? No, I don't know.

I was never taught that. You never read us blurshawing the trick. Well, I mean, I learned it later in my life. Didn't just let it this week. Yeah, I didn't learn it this week. I learned it like my 20s, like well passed, you should ever have to learn anything about left and right for your offense.

I have to use that trick every now and then. Do you really? Yeah. I just do it subtly where I just like have my hands down, I go left. I have that, I think it's an alphabetical thing with me because I always consider the most basic fruit, the first fruit to be an apple.

And everything beyond an apple is more advanced fruit. If I think of fruit, because it starts with an A, I think apple. Fruit starts with an F. What are you talking about? It's not me, the dumbest conversation we've ever had. I've found a problem, Gavin. What? It's a real big problem in the argument.

It's not gonna help either of us. Okay. You both get to be right. Fuck. Plus 14 and plus 13 overlap with minus 11 and minus 10. Overlap? Well, it will app this way. Yes.

That's why it does that. Right, that's why it does that. So there is no big difference. The biggest difference you can do is plus 14 to minus nine. By the way, you can't go straight up or down, go from plus 14 to minus 12. Okay, I'll see if I can figure it out. I did not mean to start this geometry discussion.

We haven't had the conversation in six years, though. It's fine. Yeah, we've got to be miserable Gus, I'm gonna send you. What is the city? My condensed, basically primer for coastal navigation, I think you would fucking love it. Yeah, this is, I think you would love that. I might. I really do.

Not that this is live, but I've been here seven years now. What, really? Yeah. Today, if it was seven years ago, I'd be flying here right now. Really? You would have been picking me up at some point. P' you up, getting lost all my way to the airport. Dude, I still remember when you guys were getting your visas and we would refresh that page all the time.

I can't even middle the night with a contract. I would refresh that probably five or six times a day. Yeah. Yeah. It said two weeks' decision and I was like three and a half weeks past that. I'm like, what? And they don't say it. You've always had problems with that.

This is confusing. Look at this dark date and the end date and the result. Well, okay. Gus, did you read about, but taking one second of time between those two locations is 24 hours. What? That's exactly what you're saying.

Barb, I'm with you. I don't know how that helps me. You're right. So then you're right, it doesn't help me. I haven't done math that helps me. You're right. So then you're right. It doesn't help you. I haven't done math in like 15 years. So then that's 24. It's actually I think 48 hours because of the two hours overlap.

Well, all time is made up. I think it's 48 hours for a date. It was minus and plus 12. That would be the case. So here, there's no reason to have a plus 14 time zone. If the time doesn't start there. So going from January 1st to January 2nd, the result is two days. 48 hours. Almost 50. I you guys, can you guys, can you send this to each other and email and not include us in this conversation ever again? So we're traveling from Kira Mady, Christmas Islands to Papi-T, French Polynesia.

I do that all the time. Even though it's a one second difference, it's two days apart. What the fuck? Dude, there's been a deadline some mess. Aren't there parts of India that have like half hour time zones or? Didn't have Australia has that? Yeah. That's insane.

I think there's a place in Canada too that also has that. like half hour time zones or yeah. That's insane. I think there's a place in Canada too that also has that like isn't Newfoundland. It looks like it yeah. Like half hour. I think that's 15 minute time zones too. Some places. We got to get rid of the we got your rid of daylight saving sign now. Would you want to just do UTC like just a constant.

No, I don't like that. I mean, I like having time zones. Like it freaks me out that China's all one time zone, you know, that's such a massive chunk of land. It should have seven times what's saying that like 4 a.m. shouldn't be noon here. 4 a.m. is noon. Like, it's just easier to make the calculation.

Like Australia has summer. It's easier to use Christmas. No, but I wouldn't want to know. It's like, because then it's like, if I get the plus six, right, to go to the UK. And I go, well, it's 10 o'clock here, so it's four o'clock in the afternoon, so I can something like a business call there.

Whereas, if I say, well, it's 10 o'clock here, and I'd have to know that 10 o'clock in the UK, I don't have a simple addition that I can make more subtraction. I got to know every- What does the business hours are? Yeah, I have to have a window for every I can make more subtraction. I got to know every- What business hours are? Yeah, I have to have like a window for every place. But now that-

Now that's just apps that could do that. Well, sure, yeah. Just like you're talking about like the sailing apps. Yeah. Well, my apps also tell me what time it is there, too. Can I make this call.com? Is it socially acceptable? Yeah, well, you know what's, by the way,

well, you say that, what's the latest to call somebody? Someone you work with or someone you don't work with? Yeah, like, how well do you know this person? Let's say, like, say, let's say it's a business, not a business thing because I wouldn't call after hours, but like, just like a personal phone call with someone you know, pretty well, like a friend of the family, like eight. I'd say like nine. 30. Mine is nine.

Gus, do you even care you don't call it? Um, I mean, I normally don't call. Yeah. That would be the big thing. But yeah, I think anything after like eight maybe. Really eight. Yeah. Okay.

I've always had nine. Texting I normally cut off around 10. Yeah. I text you a little bit. I always apologize if I text people late. You're telling me to be a fucking video of someone dying like 1130 the other night. Yeah, I should warn you about that. You're like, what are the odds of this? I clicked on like, oh God, I didn't want take people late. You're telling me if you fucking video someone dying like 1130 the other night. Yeah, I should've warned you about that. Right.

You're like, what are the odds of this? I clicked there like, oh God, I didn't want to see that. Yeah, sorry about that. It was crazy odds though. It was a guy walking down the road and it's just this tire comes off a truck on the highway like a quarter of a mile away and it just bounces across this field

and the guys is walking along and it just like from behind It just hits him not just hits him hits him square in the back of the head like it's like it could not possibly No, no No, like the guy in the in the driveway No, but it was you know, I normally don't send that kind of thing. I should have sent that. I should have warned Gus about that before. Cause yeah, that guy, I get worked on up a lot

because people don't know what time is I gonna. How was this it? I wanna see someone die. Oh my God. And he's walking next to somebody. And it's just like, that is, man, what's all the things it's like. The fucking chances of that.

Yeah, that's where I sent it to go. So what is the chance? The guy's just walking along, he's walking with somebody. The other person is totally unscathed, and he got perfectly hit by this thing. Fucking crazy. Crazy. So what happens to the driver of that?

I don't know if that's their fault. I mean, let's say, I know there's like, yeah, or something like that. Like, negligence on that side. Pretty big tires, or maybe. I've seen that happen where I was driving. I remember once on 183, like over Burn say, I mean, this is like, or something like negligence on that side. It's pretty big tires, or maybe it's commercial. I've seen that happen where I was driving.

I remember once on 183, like over Burnett, I think. And I was in the middle lane. And in the right lane was a big, like a AT wheeler. And it was a little ahead of me. And I saw a tire come off, just like that. And you're like, start rolling bounce, bounce, and then went over the side down

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So you're saying each ball in a wheel goes to a different... Why are there like three plates? I'm being stupid now. Yeah, who's being stupid? It's different points of failure. It's part of the car. You became so British in that moment just now. Did I saw a bit of an argument?

To what? That's not the point. Not my thing, I'm not into it at all. So I'm probably gonna get something called the wrong thing here, but I believe it's an F1 pit. They had a record where they got 1.9 seconds. You, Eric, I'm sure you could pull up a gift for that. It was fucking crazy. It was like changing the tires and, yeah.

But instead of pre-faceted, we found like 1.92 or something. I've always wanted to film that in slow-mo. It was a pit change, because it was fit inside the Ram of the Phantom. The, oh yeah. That was crazy. I can never get anyone talking to me. I'm glad he'd wanna do it. The Red Bull Racing Team completed a pit change because it would fit inside the RAM of the fan. Oh, yeah, the red crazy. I can never get anyone to bloody want to do it.

The red bull racing team completed a pit stop timed at 1.923 seconds. Oh, wow. Oh, here's another 1.92. Like, that's how precise it is. It's like a 3,000ths of a second difference. Let me start. When is it stop?

Probably when the car, I don't know, probably from when they jack the car, maybe they have to lift it sometimes. Yeah, it's when they jack the car maybe they have to lift it sometime. Yeah, it's when they jack the car. Something always gets like better to like I just saw some video of a kid who's like six or seven and can run a hundred meters in 14 seconds. Did you see that kid? No, but it seems blaze. That's a snake. I mean, they were like no, it coincident. Yeah, before Bowl, you say in bowl, ran the 40, like the NFL, whatever pop up they do outside the Super Bowl, and you ran the 40, wearing loafers,

and you tied the record for fastest NFL runner ever. Yeah, but it's different. Yeah, you can't eat, but he's not going to be able to take a hit. Right, but still, like, wearing loafers, like not even wearing the right shoes. Yeah. Like, whatever, not expecting to run, you're showing up like, oh yeah, let me give it a try.

And I would watch, named perfectly for there. Yeah. Yeah. I would watch an Olympic sprint in flip flops. I think that'd be a good addition. You have to keep them on. Otherwise, you're like those song flip flops. Yeah.

Yeah. You can't just like the US who like engineer the perfect flip flops. Yeah. I said I make a flop. Super athletic boy, seven years old, known as Blaze. The young treks are by the name of Rudolph Ingram, can run the 100 meter dash in 13.4 seconds at seven years of age.

That would be fussing all of us, probably. What's that? Oh my god. You have to blow me away probably. But I'm not sure how fuss I can run. What's the record? Like someone said, sub 10 now. Oh yeah, it's way below. I think it's like seven maybe no, is it that low? Okay, but it's impressive because his legs are probably half the size of those runners Seven seven kids like dusting all the other kids. It's embarrassing, you know I mean not really but it was apparently like come on dude

I got I got to live in the same district as a superhero Out of that's happened my kids gonna feel bad about you know his awesome time because just other kid is like a time travel or something Bolt The fucking internet so awesome. I'm loading up shit left and right here. I'm having a blast over here I'm playing apex on my tablet. You same bolts 100 yards beat. I'm not kidding. left and right here I'm having a blast over here I'm playing an apex on my tag You've seen bolts 100 yards beat I'm not kayaking in it Get that out Oh, it's kid

Jojojojo Wow Blast the fucking distance I can do that Look at that Yeah man He's only gonna get better Really?

Yeah, amazing What's that? Get him here Eric I'm gonna race him Start running out out. You should be here by the Nishio. Can we take bets on this? Yes, please run that off in a straight like could you run in a row like that? Sure. We have to take breaks. I don't know if I've ever seen you run once. Did you say what time you tried running, but your nipples started chasing? That wasn't me, I don't think. Oh, I could have sworn that it was.

Oh, no, no, that was me. Yeah, that did happen. I remember. That was more distance, so that was in 100 yards. 100 yards, nothing. What is the farthest you think you've ever run in one go? I used to run distance quite a bit. Oh, really?

Yeah, I could do several miles. Okay. No problem. You could run several miles. Not good at that. I used to be good at distance. How far could you run now before you stop? Uh, 100 yards. So let's see, I don't think you could run several miles. I'm not good at that. I'm good at, I used to be good at distance. How far could you run now before you stop? Uh, 100 yards.

So let's see, um, look. I don't think you could run 100 yards. I'm gonna say that. I don't think you could. It's harder than you think. Hard yards is football field. That's a, that's a, that's a, a Paul. It is.

I, I know it's a football field. I think we could all run that. We just be dead at the end. Well, sure. I mean, you can like, say face and be like, about this 8.8 seconds. 8.8. For a single. Yeah. Okay.

Shall we, should we all make a pact to run to the next podcast? Like full tilt from really far away? What do you mean? Why? We all know what he did. And then what do you mean? This podcast brought you. Just a couple of apps.

That's easy for you. Like me and barbing and Gus were sweaters. We'll just be like, bleh, sit in your sweat and for the rest of it. Yep. You're just a weird about you. You got like, you had a weird body. I have what?

What was the opposite of hypahidrosis is? What in my hands? They don't sweat. It was like permanently tan for a British person. It's pretty impressive. I love this. You never sunburn either. No, yeah.

Might be at red ones, but I went away. You went a bit red ones. I didn't peel off for anything. It's good to get those very jeans of the UK jeans and then the Southern Europe jeans. 23 May told me I was 14% rich. That's it? That's it?

Is it all in the accent? Yeah. And the penis. I was a, I was 99.2% Ashkenazi Jewish. Really? That's it. You're so pure. I know 99.2%. Wow. I don't think of it. That's like one heading as well. Like does it break down from that or is it just like it's like a different regions that it could come from? I'm 2.4. 2.4 Ashkenazhiju. Ah, my brother. Behind.

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I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm's one of the ancestors that ask you about. Yeah, apparently they're typically less fertile. Is that what it is? Okay. There's a couple different ones. Like you're from this region, you know, that region.

Maybe that it's like blood type way, you're superfo with another Jewish person, which is why the purity lives on. Interesting. I, have you guys taken fertility tests? No, no. Interesting. Have you guys taken fertility tests? No. No. Okay.

I was thinking about it the other day where I'm still pretty undercited on if I want kids or not. I'm more leaning on the knot side. But part of me wants to take a fertility test so I could find out if I'm even fertile. You put pressure on yourself. No, just to like- You don't have to take birth control. But then you can freeze your eggs, or something.

If I'm not, if I'm like a 100% not fertile, can ever have kids. I'd rather know that sooner than be in a stage of my life when I'm like, I kind of want kids. Let me see if I can have them. Oh, that's nonsense. Like just nip it in the bud. Oh, okay.

I would do it. Pooches in the cup. Yeah, you can just start raw dogging anymore. There you go. There you go. Well. Don't worry about getting knocked up. I'm on birth control stuff.

Yeah, you just have to do that either. That would be awesome. Yeah. Well, don't worry about getting knocked up. I'm on birth control. Yeah, you've got to do that either. That would be awesome. Yeah. I hate pills. Well, I have a friend. I was going to see if it was something. I'm pretty sure she said this publicly, but she's under 30s, and she's very focused on her business right now.

And so she had her eggs frozen. She went and did that, had some eggs frozen. So yeah, it's always an option, you know, it is funny because I for busy people. I do think about like the way my life is now. If I were to have kids and want kids, I feel like that would come in my 40s. Kids are the fucking because I feel like I so much to do. Say that. Don't do it. I know people have kids say have kids. Right. That's what I literally just said. You're repeating it. That's exactly what I said. When you say it like it's a detractor,

it's like I have experience with kids. People without kids will all say, don't do it. How about that? Because you don't know how awesome this is. You don't know how awesome. I heard people who have kids who are not to have them. I have not had kids before.

And then I had kids, I have a perspective. I have a perspective. I have a perspective. Now, it's like parasites. They've altered your perception on the world. Everything's warped. Not in good's like it's like parasites. They've altered your perception on the world everything's warped Not in good ways. They're fucking parasites I'm saying in spite of all that have kids you're literally repeating my talking point. Yeah, but you're talking about support your own fucking statements You're saying people with kids people with kids say have kids

I have perspective of not having kids and having kids and you should have kids have a bunch of kids What if your kid is born in the 14th time zone? What if they have two birthdays then what do you do one second later? What if you're right on that line between plus 14 and minus 10 on a boat and you give birth? What's the kids birthday? You're straddling two different on February 29 What's the kids birthday? You're straddling two different on February 29th. What the fuck?

When someone's born on February 29th, do they typically choose if they want to have their birthday on the 28th or the 1st? Probably. Do we have anybody at Ristis who's a leap your baby? I don't think so. So what's the probability of that? Is like one in 1200-ish, 1400-ish?

Well do you think people born on the 1st of March pissed off? Because in the correct Well, do you think people born on the first of March pissed off because in the correct year, they could have been born on the 29th? Oh, yeah, I would imagine they missed it by a smidge. It's all like the time it starts from the moment you're born. Time is time. I know. It's all made up.

It's all just kind of arbitrary. You know, I was gonna say when you're talking about the time zone thing I wanted to get away from it, but I said this before. One of the things that's really impressive to me, and we take for granted, is that all my clocks are the same time. And when I was growing up, that was not the fucking case. It's like, you would have your watch and you'd be like, I don't know.

This is actually the time because a number you could call, you could call a number and it would tell you the time. And it would be, you know, at the beep, it'll be the time and Well did you know at the beep it'll be this time? Did you know that every and the second hand on every Apple watch is in sync That would make sense like that's the second like if you film them over the slow-mo camera They would all move at the same time. Yeah, but it's a hard thing because we have it But the standardization of time is something that developed in my lifetime. Yeah.

It was not. Trust me. I think about this almost every day. Yeah, it's always taken for granted. Yeah. What would have been measured in, I guess it would just sort of in cycles of, all right, I'm trying to, like, what did cave people say about their lifespan? They had no time for time.

Season. They said this. Who? Eventually people just dropped dead and we don't know why. Seasons. You never heard people say like he's 80 winters old. Yeah. So these two seasons, I think.

He got cold. 70 times before he died. Yeah. I don't want to read this. I still love about the Game of Thrones world. Is that winter is not consistent. Well, it's always coming. I want to remind everyone,

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De ahí otro estás a la manca. Luego mi- No te liés. Este verano viaja de puerta fuerte y sin complicaciones con bla bla cara. Siempre encontrarás una cercana incluso a última hora. Día, ahí otro está salamanca. Luego mi- Ah, yo he que usar eso porque- Es un gran perro. Pues JD fue, he had a limpiar el permito y me he que ir con el caro. Y él es básicamente un par de los colores de mi policía. No me guio.

El módulo se quedó en 16 y ha su propia licencia que se quedó por él. Eso no fue la casera. an additional driver on my policy, no big deal. The MoMAE turns 16 and has his own license and can drive by himself. That was not the fucking case. And I was just like, oh, we'll just add them to like, my policy is an independent driver now. And then they sent me the estimate on it across all of my cars. I'm like, fuck that, no way.

He's gonna go down to just his truck that he's got. And that's it. It's like he's not gonna be, just an Ashley car in my car, a 16 year old driver that around is what, how they rate it. They're like, oh yeah. So you're going to pay thousands of dollars. I'm like, fuck that. No way. I know a website for you. I need to use it. So you were talking about age being bullshit. Yeah. There's an interesting item. If you know this in Korea, when everyone is born, they're one year old. And then everyone's age goes up by one on New Year's Day.

No. So you're born at one, and then on New Year's Day, you get one year added to your. Wait, the same, you're born at St. Birthday? You get one year older on New Year's Day. You don't have to see birthday. Someone born at the end of December. It's a birthday. Someone born at the end of December could be two a week later. Right. That's mental.

But then you have that situation like with twins, where they always know which one was born first, you know? Or if one's born right before New Year's and one's born right after New Year's, one's one and one's two. Then make it a damn sense. It's weird. There's always something in every culture

that doesn't make me fucking sense. They just speak to your point where age is weird. That one's particularly weird. Weird and bullshit. Time is usually the one thing. Time and math is like, you don't fuck with, you know, like numbers, specifically, not mathematics. Mathematics is basically universal law,

but the way we represent numbers, that's pretty standard, you know, which is in the physical symbols. Yeah, like the way I write the number two, if I write, that's tons of ways to write two. Is there, like Roman numerals will be different? Well, everyone understands that. But just if you actually write. But Roman numerals are used for like,

and movie sequels. And it's on a clock. Or in year, for some reason they put in years, right? Like Super Bowl copyright. L, yeah. Yeah. And they really changed when we got to 2000, just became MF.

Yeah, so much easier. It's so much longer before. Yeah, but like if we got a China in a right, two zero and show it to somebody, they know it's It's so much longer before. Yeah, but like if we're gonna chime in or write two zero and show it to somebody, they know it's 20. They know it's two zero, right? It's universal. I can't do that with anything else, Gav.

I can't even show them letter A and they guess. Oh, A. Not a single country's mind. I use numbers. What country doesn't use numbers? What number country doesn't use numbers, Gav? Well, like a tribe probably doesn't use the symbols. But that's not a country, is it?

Yes, Gav. Oh, you know who else doesn't use numbers, Kevin. Well, like a tribe probably doesn't use the symbols. But that's not a country, is it? Yes, Kevin. Oh, you know who else doesn't use numbers? People that are too young to know what numbers are. Fucker. I mean, we have a course in trouble with something. I'm just saying how amazing how standardized that is versus everything else. Parents don't know numbers.

We were right. So ours is the only species that use to use parent numbers. Parents. Oh, parents. They don't. Where's that bris? They use fucking numbers? Parents. Oh, parents. They don't. Or is that Bruce?

They don't use fucking numbers the way that we do. Some horses do, right? They like, they like stomp. Yeah. I can't steal a horse in number two. That's gonna do, man. And it'll stomp twice. He is struggling to come up with a way to disprove what I said.

It's just an observation. I'm just telling you. He's pretty impressive. The numbers are still in place. Eva, guarantee. That might be a country someone that doesn't do it. You keep saying that. Can't or. I don't know what the country is. I can even pretty impressive. The numbers, the stamps. Guarantee. That might be a country, someone that doesn't do it. You keep saying that. Can't or I don't know what the country is.

I can even name 200. Hey, can you name a country that uses different alphabet? Use numbers. Probably about 40. Right off the top of your head, can't you? Yeah, but you can't name one, but you think it might exist

one that uses different numbers. That's my point. It's more standardized. It's pretty impressive that we standardized numbers. I think it's great. Okay, great. Okay, great Also copy the copyright symbol is what you see it on like a bunch of Japanese characters copyright is that true? All right, it's like some characters that stick out in a menu or something

Is that true? Huh? Everyone uses Arabic numerals. I want what do they all love? Everywhere. I think there's some- it seems like there's some languages that also have other systems, but they still use Arabic numerals as well. I think it's impressive that we've dragged in like Greek symbols so long. But the Greek alphabet is used. Oh yeah. A lot.

Yeah. So you've seen a lot of science stuff. There's a lot like ohms and things like that. Yeah. A lot of frats. What lot of frats, use it. What do you, what do frats use Greek letters? I used to know the answer to that and it's escaping my memory

why they're called Greek organizations. I looked it up one time and I don't know. I don't know. That's so strange to me. Speaking of Greek, playing, playing God of War, not that it's Greek anymore. Do you know the Greek alphabet?

A nine. Could you say? No. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few.

I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few.

I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I know a few. I knowicron. Sounds like a deceptic one. Yeah. And Xi. X, I. What's the, what's the alphabet called

where it's like a alpha bravo. Like a radio calls like, yeah. I think there's two different versions of that. One of the NATO and the other one is, I forgot the other one was. Yeah. There it is. Oh, Greek. Omicron just, oh, it's so boring. Now other one was. Yeah. There it is. Oh, Greek.

Oh my gosh, it's so boring. No, you know? Yeah. Oh, it's for Oh, Matt Crawl. But you can see where our alphabet kind it came out of that. You know, I've always been fascinated by W. A-E-G-D.

But everyone's taught to draw it like double Vs. But it's W. It's funny that I think in German, I don't know. I think in German it's's W. It's funny that on all letters, we have U and W. I think in German it's cool to double V. In French it's called Dublavae. Yeah, it's called double V in other places.

It's also the only letter that you don't use the letter in the sound of the letter. W. W. There's no W in it. That's the only one. I don't use it. H. H you don't use it H. I mean some people say H. H H H Should a different sound to but you use the letter H in it. There's no W in anywhere. The sound for H is used in there But you can have and there's probably a tribe in the world that does you like for the phonetical sound When it is different to use the letter. I think it's what he said. And you use the phonetic.

All right. Let's take it back. Like E, use E. E. Ben. You know what's the thing you're about? Can we talk about this in the podcast or did you say to you in conversation?

You don't use C. What's C? I'm not. Sensor. Keep working on it. You work out of it over there. But one of the things you often learn, you learn letters in other languages, you learn numbers in other languages, and then you also learn expletives and insults. That's one of the things that you learn. It's funny how many words and Japanese that I know, and I know how no insult. I think we talked about this. I talked about it to you learn. It's funny how many words and Japanese that I know, and I know how no insults. I think we talked about this on podcast. I talked about it to you personally.

I don't know if we talked about the podcast, but I just made that realization in the day. I know no way to insult someone in Japanese, which seems very Japanese to me. Like it's very polite culture. Baka. Baka? What does that mean?

What does that mean? People used to, like, they don't only want anybody knows. People used to Draw that on pictures of Joe the cat Like it is some braille. They made but they would baca coming out of his mouth. There's something because he was grumpy I guess they thought so and I had to look up a baca man. How do you say vagina? I don't know All right Thanks for watching everybody. Hey happy presidents day All right, let's wrap this up. Okay.

Thanks for watching, everybody. Hey. Happy Presidents Day. There's still, I think, like, there might not be by the time this airs, but there's a couple of tickets left for our live show. Oh, we're just taking place. March 25th?

Yes. March 25th. March 35th of the podcast. I think 26th we're always open. Yep. And then 27th for off topic, I think. Yeah. So, if you want to do that, you can go to either the,

there you go, universe.com slash live ATX 19. Hell yeah. There you go. When you come see us live, we'd be so much more impressive. I guarantee, or not. Just as impressive, maybe. All right, bye, take it anyway. Thanks for watching, everybody.

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