Rooster Teeth Podcast - Are You New Here, Burnie? - #495

Episode Date: June 5, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Jordan Cwierz, and Burnie Burns as they discuss the moon, the evolution of online entertainment, kidney stones, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock Hey everyone welcome to the receive podcast this week brought you by honey audible and Casper Thanks for sponsoring this episode of receive podcast I'm Gus I'm Barbara I'm Jordan I'm here for the first time in a year really is it true yeah it's my yearly appearance you know I can't think that joke anymore about Jordan you can't I'm the reason you then made an event can you please let everyone know because you don't do it because I still get I still get tweet. Eight other shows. I get tweets and everything saying, oh, you should make this new and animated adventures.

Well, it doesn't help that. There's a different Jordan working on it. That's Jordan battle. Yeah, Jordan battle and Andrew Latsky. So I mean, if they make something and I go, that's not funny. I'll tell them. So what do you think Jordan battle is going to do for the our kicks panel? We were talking about that this week, actually.

He sent me some ideas that I think I think you might like what panels you're doing. The RTA panel. Yeah. For some reason, I'm still on and Gus and Bernie are still on like George battle watches our podcast ever. It doesn't animate anything from it. No, there's not.

It's been like a couple of months. Has anything got animated from the way? We can't go through these waves. We're like, he'll do like a bunch of like from an off topic and then those will get released together. And then Andrew will do some from like an always open and those will get released together. Those are great.

I've been talking about it since 2018, basically. I don't think we've done any podcast from 2018 this year. I've been really enjoying, or I guess the audience would know Jordan best from on the spot when he used to sit in the audience. Oh yeah. And do different gags and stare at the camera every time. Yeah. That was so good. You are a poncho in a hat one time, some rare. You should come back to watch on the spot every week just to do that. Now we're too busy. Don't do it Jordan. So on the spot, I think it's okay to talk about this.

We pay now the audience for on the spot. You don't pay them. What do we do? They pay us. No, is that what it is? Yeah. It's a $3. It's a $3.

Whatever it is, it's a weirdly insignificant amount of money. It's $3 because you don't want people just buying up all the tickets. Right. So $3 and then they get a free drink with it. Is that what it is? Yeah. Okay. That would be nice. It's not like now.

I'm going to make a free bucks. It's not like two years. How long have I been doing this? Like two years? Yeah. Okay. How long have you been? Have you ever been a kid?

I don't do a lot of money to audience members. Need a few weeks. You know what I mean? I don't think anybody does that. I was taking all that sweet on the spot money. That's the last bit. Just find out how much we're paying people to come to our TX. It's crazy. Yeah. We're paying people to come to our tea exes here.

It's crazy. Yeah, we're paying people six by bucks a week yet. The pay people to watch all over shows. It's a cat-fail business. So, where does the money go? They get a drink. Wait, do we take that money and then buy it? Do they just buy a drink?

I imagine it goes to our like food and drink budget. Yeah, but what's the path? Are they paying three bucks buy a drink? I imagine it goes to our like food and drink budget. Yeah, but what's the path? Are they paying three bucks for a drink? I mean, right now the booth is sweating it that I'm asking this question. I didn't create it. Because they've made like 27 bucks over the course. Oh, the course.

Plus three years. Maybe we should pay them. In another 500 years, they're gonna get that sweet cabin down in Mexico. Oh yeah. Spot really making us a lot of money. So that's the thing that I know that a lot of people do when they come over from Mexico and they come to the US,

they live very frugally in the US and they basically ship all their money back to Mexico. And great, extreme. My, I used to work for a guy who had a person who came over from Mexico worked with him, he was on a ranch, and he would talk about how he'd sent all of his money back, and he had like this amazing place in Mexico, but had this horrible place in the US. He was just working his time, and then he was going to go back and live his life in Mexico.

But the amazing thing to me about it was, I was like, well, how does he transfer the money back? Like, how does that work? I mean, if he's, if he has to transfer it out of the US and he goes, well, he just gets it out in cash and he gives it to, oh, he had a name for the guy, but it's a guy who goes around and basically just collects money from all these people and then takes it back.

Takes it back. How do you trust that guy? Yeah, exactly. It's my question. But that must be a very American question to ask. Yeah, it's like a bank, if your bank was a dude from your town. Just like a guy. Yeah, I mean really what's

What name is bank? Okay, I'm John. A cut. I'm sure I'm sure you something for his time and his travel expenses. Convenience fee is what you would call that in America. It's fee. It's like an ATM charge you three bucks. Yeah, right. It charges you 30. They charge you a buck to file like for your auto registration online. They charge you more. Yeah, a convenience fee. Yeah, yeah, for you motherfucker. The fuck. Yeah, I mean, I guess we're paying for the infrastructure. Right. I pay the the convenience fees. I understand because it is convenient. It's convenient for them. Do you think it's weird that when we like, yeah, they don't have to hire somebody open the novel part.

Good. Good. Making money on both ends. Make up all the paper cuts that have to be like John Rice's gear. Audience money coming in. No paper cuts. The health insurance goes down. That's a lot of ways for the ticket. They should not listen to ads. Do you guys think it's weird? I think.

You want me to read this? I'll read this right now. I'll read this on the spot. I say don't make him read it. Three blacks, man. That's one eighth of a lawn. Do you think it's weird that when we like, that's first membership for a new,

our like registration for cars and stuff, we make the check out to just a guy. The guy who is like the treasurer for the county. Bruce Elephan right now. Wait, you do that. That's what you're supposed to do. You register in the, if you register in the county,

register a new car. Oh, you make the check out to the tax, just like guy named Bruce Elephan. Who is it before that? I would check it out. Neldo Well Spears. Neldo Well Spears, I wrote checks to her to the Texas guy named Bruce Elfott. Who is it before that? I would check it out. Neldo Well Spears? Yeah, Neldo Well Spears. I wrote checks to her.

So what's keeping Bruce? I mean, not to like, you know, have the American complex like with the bank guy, but what's keeping Bruce Elfott from just being like, oh, cool. Checking my name. I see a conspiracy theory about this in the office and subreddit about once a year with like, why the fuck do we make a check out this random guy that we elect? Yeah. What is for property taxes and for car registration, right?

Yeah. Hey, online for car registration, I think. Yeah, but it's, it's as if you were to do a check or something. Oh, you have to make it happen yourself. Gotcha. I guess I'm just in the future. Not writing checks.

It's the convenience fee. Yeah. Yeah. It all goes to Bruce L. Yeah, that goes in a bunch every time. They had a, they were a bunch of people arrested in that office a couple weeks ago. No shit in Bruce's office. And Bruce's office. They were all the fall guys. There was a, there was like, I

guess a scheme where some of the people working in the office were making fraudulent documents saying that car sales were for less than they really were so that people had to pay less tax on them. And then they were getting a cut of the money that the people were for less than they really were so that people had to pay less tax on them and then they were getting a cut of the money that the people were saving. Oh, really? So they all knew about it but didn't talk about it. It was like a kickback. They were still like six people in that office. I think there's the elephant in the room. Barb, how you doing? That's it. How you doing? All right. Barb's the only part. Get the bar. Simony to me. I don't know why

Barb's the only person in the couch. It must be a fun zone over here. She's out of it. I usually take it all up, but now you. You didn't react to my psychic tweet to you the other day. What? You psychic tweeted the speech one, was it? About who tweeted about you? Was he new his water pressure? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like how you reacted to the psychic. Yeah, I let that one go. I liked it. If I was PSI kick, then I would know ahead of time. Yeah, I missed that. That was a good one. I thought you missed out on a press. I thought it was a sound water press.

Yeah, I was pretty happy with it. I was like laughing and I was typing it. Thanks water pressure measured in PSI. I thought it was like air pressure. That's PSI. I love to song gungdom style. As you point, yeah, it's PSI for water, J. Right? Yeah, I think the piece stands for pounds.

Okay. That's not new, man. Get the camera off of me. Why did you swap seats, Barb? Because Gavis not here this week. So you just like, I like to change it up every now and then. Just change it up. Yeah, I mean, I haven't been on the podcast for a couple of weeks,

but I don't know. Have you been on the channel? Yeah, that's the question. I had. Yeah, she was. I will yeah, there was no. I want to start. I do. I watch't know. If you've been in the NKAA, that's the question. Yeah, she was. I was, yeah, there was always a lot of things. I watched every RT like a second there out. It was one from Always Open.

The one with Mary talking about the A. The baby shower. That's right. Yeah. I like how they drew me in that even though I wasn't in town for that baby shower. I'm in the RTA, but not actually attending. You should print that out and give it as a photo. We like see, I was there. Yeah, see photo evidence.

Yeah, absolutely. Speaking of photo evidence, you and I filmed something the other day that finally came out today. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, of course. Finally. This is Bernie and Gus Makeuporno. We filmed that retrospective video, the throwback video.

It came out today, right? Yeah, the commentary thing. Today being Monday. We filmed that retrospective video, the throwback video. It came out today, right? Yeah, the commentary thing. Yeah. Today being Monday. Where we basically did like a director's commentary or like mystery science theater style commentary on an old, just a commentary. Short's video.

That we released. How old was it? It was from I think 09. It was like season one of the season. Well, we talked about that. It was a year ago. I went back and looked it up afterwards and it was definitely season one. Did we just do the one video?

I thought Foggy did more. Well, we have released one video. Okay, fair play. And so to talk about it a bit, we have Ellie on the side car here. From Vroom. Hi. Hello, Ellie.

Ellie, look at Ellie Nore right over there. Hi. Is there Ellie's or for? That is, yeah. Hello. So we, I a bear for. That is, yeah, I don't know. So, we, I had, so, you know, we wanted to have Ellie on to talk about this video project and to talk about, like some of these new videos that we have in the works,

but I had a very strange directive about this, that I have to bring up now, because it was so strange. What is it? I was told, it would be great if we could talk about the videos, but they would be very happy if we never refer to it as the lab. Why? Why? I have no idea.

It was a curveball for me, like five minutes before we were about to do this thing. It's from the lab, but don't mention the lab. I mean, anybody has to know that if they don't particularly mention the first rule of the lab, just say the lab and we're fine. I think the thought is that the video series is not called the lab. Right. The internal group that Ellie's a part of working on this video is the lab. Right. Here I am.

The lab present the lab. The lab present. And independent video. Is it going with another name for the lab? No, even there for what now? Like two months? I've been there. Yeah, it's apart from Patrick, who's helping to run a Patrick Pope.

I've been there the longest. It was less than two of us in an office for a while like, hi, I'm telling you, you're gonna make videos. But yeah, I think I've been there for two months, yeah. I might be a little out of the loop because I don't work over in this building. Is it an actual laboratory? In a way, like a creative one. We tried stuff please laugh or? We try stuff. Yeah, like the whole concept behind it is that we can like run and gun, make short videos that are timely that come out really quickly

and kind of see what the feedback is. See what people like. Budget, without a budget. Or mentioning or any direction. Yeah. Or without talking about ourselves at all. But any point, I should probably remove that giant the lab sign outside the door.

Yeah, we probably take that away. Yeah, we're just gonna re-enroll it. Cause we can say it, we just can't say it on the air. I mean, there's no sign. We can't say that. We were a secret division. Yeah. I will say I think those commentary things

are a really cool idea because I love commentaries in general, like some of the early RVB commentaries on seasons one through five. Madison, made Gus. That's what like your RV commentary like really got me back into like, or like maybe like it was like the podcast before you guys did the podcast

and like got me acquainted with like Gus and Bernie and all the guys and stuff. And I was like, whoa, these guys look cool. Or they sound cool. They seem like cool people to hang out with. Maybe someday I'll work there, but probably not though. No.

Like we're saying to like the director's cut on something. Yeah. That's always fun. We just, uh, the idea came out so easily because part of the lab is good, or whatever we are. It's going to be, um, hopefully getting back into making shorts again. So we're like, well, we should like, uh, there's, you know, there's a couple new faces in the team. So like, we should watch the shorts. And then as soon as we start doing that, we're like, oh, yeah, this is going to be a series like, yeah, to get these guys to watch these again and see what they think. I don't know if we could talk about it yet, but there's

an episode of a show on the lab that we filmed with me and Christina. Christina Parish, who's from branded. It's fucking funny. She's very funny. So quick, that we filmed the other day that I didn't know if I wanted to do it or not and none of us did. And I don't know if I could talk about it yet. Was it her? Was it her videos? It was one of Christina's ideas. Yeah, it's pretty. It was like protect her brain. A lot of sniffing involved. I mean, that was kind of the crux of it. The hinge. Yeah, the show. Yeah. Here's a hook for you. Sniffing. Sniffing.

Has it been done yet? Yeah. Not with us, okay. So do y'all have like a release schedule? Is it going to be like a weekly thing, you know? Yeah, so like we're uploading two videos a week, maybe more, if we make more, we're making a way ahead of schedule. So we're making a bunch of weird stuff.

And we're going to be throwing it up and the wall and see what sticks. So if you want to just go to rst.com and search for the lab. Yeah. And you'll find that's where the skill she was put under the lab. And then I was going to do it. I was just going to tackle it.

Someone's going to do a super kind of every time we circle lab. Lab, lab, lab. Oh, not. Skill she was put up up there. So each kind of new series that we're making is going to go under a kind of the lab show page, which is why I was confused as to why we couldn't see it because it's the show

page. I think what you referred, I think what they wanted to refer to this particular show as Founders Throwback. This show is Founders Throwback. Yeah, on the back. And it's the Founders. Founders that we can get. You can use it lab.com.

We got a few. We appreciate that. Watching their, watching their old oldest and I don't know oldest content was it weird watching it back I You know I I got told that we were gonna watch that video and I thought what fucking video is that I remember I had to look at I had to look it up like oh right that one. What was it called? What is the title of thought I have no I can So the one where Nathan has like a. Yes. Yeah. Wow.

Gavin's hair is something to behold. I thought Jeff's hair was more. He had that Euro haircut. He was a lot of hair. I don't remember that haircut on Jeff. It's like low water pressure Jeff. It was very nice because 90s band. You're here.

It was so long. Yeah. That was like, you had like a moment. I talked about it in that lab video. I'm in kind of, I was partway through my 18 months of no haircut at that time. I talked about it in that in that in that lab video. I was part way through my 18 months of no haircut that time. It was just a fucking driving into the ground. You also had like the huge beard back then too. Yeah, it was it was weird.

I didn't have a lot of time for a haircut or personal. Speaking of commentaries, we just did a bunch of commentaries for our Blu-ray release of Camp Camp season one and two. That just came out like a week ago. Yeah, I think May 23rd came out. Is it released in full high depth on Blu-ray? What was the water pressure on that TV? What's your resolution on your Blu-ray for Camp Camp? Probably HD.

Can you and Tumum, can you just go like, hey, take it up to... Yeah, it's all vectories, you can scale it up. It could be 4k if we wanted to have huge files that would have like, like, four years. It could be 8k in a couple of years if we needed to be. Is this one of the nice things about vector based animation? That's why we RTA was our first 4k show. That's true. That's true. It was just super easy to scale it up. Man, I guess I spent like three days trying to figure out how to do it. And then we wanted to figure out a way to do the back hub lock. Thanks, Ellie. Thanks, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. I have fun at the lab. You should go throw that away, watch all of our TAs. We wanted to figure out a way out of your memberware. We were going to try to write a script

to take all the old episodes and then automatically we'll export them all at 4K. But they were like, that is more work than it's worth for the end product. We're just going to get an intern to do that to do the like the busy work. But we didn't have that was that was a rough Elven angel like we didn't have the people. Yeah, we have a One intern for the whole company. I heard I helped Joel when I came to visit the studio I helped him do headbob when you guys were Redoing the early since the army and I guess a halo PC Yeah, that's Halo.

C, custom edition. Yeah, that game is still fun, by the way. Well, Jordan Battles and Chat, he says he needs you for reviews. He's asking you hard here here. To the promote the show, we're not making right now, because I'm not there. Or came camp. We're making.

Well, that's what I mean. You can't get a new review on his camp. I like all of our shirts. That shirt. I just constantly wanted like brushy mall. Oh, because of the speckles. Yeah. Well, little space speckles.

You can't really see him too much on the camera, but there's a little space speckles. That's one of my new favorite shirts that we made. I love it. Space kids the best though. Space kid is the best. I'm sitting right here. That's okay. Narrow is pretty good.

Narrow say I think sucks. Listen, Eric said she was the coolest. That's okay. Narrow's pretty good. Narrow's I think sucks. Listen, Eric said she was the coolest. That's true. I love Narrow. I love doing, I love doing the Eric's voice. Doing the Eric's voice. Whatever we do, Grace, okay. Narrow's like this.

You do everyone's voice spot on. Yeah, we, Miles and I. I'm not like that for me. Not like that. I'm not like that for me. Yeah, Miles and I will do like table reads of every episode, like one final read through and we always do it in the voices and we're like, okay, you take this character, you take nerf is like, okay, yeah, no, I'm nerf.

What's up, put your head. See, you guys are just like me, that's probably easier to write the characters when you can do their voices. Yeah, that's true. Well, make really usually like, I'm the first in the characters voice set of the first laser team. Matt basically had the whole movie built out as an animatic and we would watch it like action scenes especially and it was like very very rudimentary like almost one step above storyboarding 3D graphics and

motion and stuff like that. I was all the fucking lines were recorded by one person there by friend and it was just like Hey, what's up? Oh, I'm so hard to to concentrate on the actual footage. The champion. Yeah. The TV. Yeah, I remember hearing a lot of that.

It's cold. Done was little racist, too. I'm not afraid to. Little racist. Little racist. Did you see Colton brought back Eda Dick on Twitter? I did. The marketing office was very excited.

Yeah, Eric in particular, right? Eric Duncan, head of marketing loves Eda Dick. That's like the one regret he has from us not doing RTES anymore, is that we don't have Eda Dick. We can have Eda Dick. Yeah, it's a Colton hit 50K followers on Twitter and he promised to bring back Eda Dick when he did. And which is basically just people chat,

does he do it on Periscope? I think it's Periscope, yeah. Which is you don't have Instagram stories now? It was Periscope? I think it's Periscope, yeah. Where's he doing the Instagram stories now? It was Periscope this time around. Instagram stories says that cool thing where people can drop in on your live streams. Yeah. And chat with you.

I'm too afraid you could ask to join someone's live stream, so it looks like two cameras. But it's green, huh? Yeah. I'm afraid to add a little awkward. Allow someone to do that, because I don't know if someone's just gonna have their dick out.

It's kind of like a chat- Like just can you read? It's like, yeah, it's kinda like, like Jessica and Eve relied again. Hey. You just let people, you know, obviously. I guess so, but then like people I know have to be watching, which I know. Do you guys see, you can FaceTime with up to 32 people now?

I saw that. They also have, they're also gonna have Mimojis. Guess who's about to get upgraded. This guy, back off to you. I don't think they make emojis that ugly. Look, wow. I'll see you next year, Jordan. That's. I don't think they make emojis that ugly. Wow. I'll see you next year, Jordan. That's why I'm only on every year.

I make one mistake. Hey, I'll listen, but you guys have a little lunch club, and you guys go to lunch together. You told me about that. I told you about that. Who told you about that? You fucking lied about it in your social media. I know.

I probably did. I like to make Bernie feel left out. I do feel left out. I do feel left out. Not because I'm gonna hang out with you, because a lunch. I do feel left out. I do feel left out. Yeah, not because I'm gonna hang out You because a lunch I ate a bunch. I ate it that new home slice the other day Yeah, man. It's so cool on the inside. Yeah, it's totally different from the one on South It was smaller than I was expecting on the inside, but it's huge on the outside like the patty is pretty big

And they have that weird hill for kids can roll down hills. Hey kids go hurt yourself. Is it for dogs or is it for kids? I don't what's a difference for both for dogs because like they have like a dog area to Kids of Austin now, okay, cuz that's true. I bring them fucking everywhere people bring their dogs more place than bring their kids I see dogs in the grocery store now when when that happened when did that become acceptable? I love my dog Everyone's in town for dream hack and they were all tweeting about how there's dogs everywhere in restaurants and everything Yeah, come to the grocery doves and they love it. There is, I also think it's weird dog culture. Dogs fucking everywhere. Makes me want a dog.

I was weird to say that. Yeah, so are they fucking everywhere? Are they fucking everywhere? Well, it makes you mad because if I brought my cat out somewhere, that would be crazy, right? Not if it was on a leash. No, because then some fucking dog would attack it or run it in. So we should use the...

Maybe make your cat stronger. I should use cat, look like a dog. Make a phone app and we should run a we should run a poll for all of our life. You babies are dogs. What do you prefer? I think we should ask which which is the better pet cats or dogs. Oh, I mean, that's going to be no.

So you can head over to roostee.com slash play only for watching live and go vote. Okay, that was the best. The better pet cats or dogs will be watching the results here in just a minute. I think dogs are great. Cause dogs are very affectionate, but they're also high maintenance. Yeah, I like the independence of a cat. Yeah, you can leave it alone. You can just leave it alone for like a day.

That's why we're thinking about getting cats first for our house. Kisht out to another elite. Go cats. Whoa. Oh man. Well, let's go in. This is not as cut and dry as I thought. I thought it would be dogs.

It's the internet. There has been a pivot Is that I was gonna ask you that Benjamin and not make Well, no, I think that might be Shmee, see me me Gavin's word cat Gavin's actual on cat. It's really close. Oh wow 50 We're getting time if you're watching live you better go vote and you better vote for dog I like I get so enamored with this, like watching these results. I can't pay attention to anything else. It's just taking away.

Oh, sorry. I opened my phone. I don't know why we have this up. It's so distracting. It's the last time we had. Just look at us. And our styling faces. Yeah, because it's like the numbers keep changing.

I don't want to see. Like it's fucking dull. Did you see that video of that FBI agent who was dancing and who accidentally shot someone? I'll talk about that a second. I'm gonna keep talking about dogs. Okay. I was trying to engage you.

It's been a pivotal change on the internet to good boy culture. We're good boys are now. I think we're before it was like years ago. Cats were the patron saint. Oh, you're talking about dogs being good boys. I thought you meant just like, Oh, I thought you meant good boys

I feel like I feel like boy has just become like a thing you can call any noun It's like oh, can you give me one of those boys one of those boys? Give me the boy give me one of those cool boys. Give me the boy over. Yeah Yeah, you can put an adjective in front of it like give me that square boy But like cats were cat videos Law cats cats were the mascot of the internet for a really long period of time. Yeah. I can have cheeseburger. You did it. Yeah. I can as you did an RTA about where we talk about Egyptian cats. Yeah. Somebody by the way, that came up recently because somebody used it in a standup

bit about a Egyptian cook. I don't know what it probably was. But somebody was like in linking all over that to the RTA and then someone tagged me on it. This is how I saw it. And so we're suing them. Because I need to, she helped me remember something from internet lore in his shirt. Let me open up the internet lore book here. Okay. Google.com.

What were memes called before they were memes? They're like, I feel like there was something between law cats and rage comics. Viral images. Like what were the ones like when you were on dig and they had the success kid, and they had the overly obsessed girlfriend, they had Bad Luck Brian, those had a name that wasn't memes.

What were the calls, names, yeah. And they were called ball cats, even though they were people. What about, Well, what was like, memes have been around, term been around for everybody, but it wasn't used. What about like all your base? What was like, because that was like 2001,

when did, what was that called? I think of that as like a, just a video. I don't know if I would call it any specific. It's like the first meme of the internet that in the Dancing Baby. Well, to me, show that. That in the Dancing Banana, so I was thinking. The Dancing Banana, peanut butter jelly time.

Peanut butter jelly time. Yeah, yeah. We didn't call memes. Funny junk.com. Dancing baby. Holy shit, I just realized the peanut butter jelly time banana is like the dancing hot dog on Snapchat. Holy. Not at all.

It's totally different dance. No, it's the fucking same. Peanut butter jelly is like this. Peanut butter jelly is like this. He's doing this. He's doing this. He's doing the same dance. No, no.

No, no. I'm dare you. That was a really good dancing hot dog by the way. The tempo is completely different. Yeah. I fucking hate that. I fucking hate that. I fucking hate that. I fucking hate that. The best thing about Andrew Watts quitting his life. Look, there you are. That was a really good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, sure we start doing that after he left. He went away. Every one of you went away. Same thing. He's gone. He's gone. Where's he working out?

He worked at HQ. Yeah, he's like the head of social media there. I told him if Scott Rigowski ever needs to take a day off. Give me a call. Gosh. They're apparently doing a maybe doing auditions for hosts. I'll tell everybody who's not Scott Rigowski hosts. It's just awkward.

Like, you want awkward? Yeah, they just have a totally different vibe. He's got that on lock. You can always tell when they're like taking a breath to be like, oh, I have to stall now because something went wrong. Yeah. And then they're like trying to figure it out. Yeah, the game like I think was a night ago or two nights ago

there was apparently a huge glitch and like a bunch of people's answers didn't go through or something. Oh, I've, yeah, I've had that. There was one where. That's like bullshit. Oh, it's hard when you're like, sounds like to run out of money. answers didn't go through or something. Oh, I've, yeah, I've had that. There was one where... It comes like bullshit. Oh, it's hard when you're like... It sounds like the run out of money. It's like playing with real money.

There was one... Dangerous. There was one question, and then forget, um... They said the correct answer was Dubai, and they were asking for a country. And I put in like one of the things that was a country, and they were like, no, the correct answer is Dubai. Dubai is not a fucking country. I want my, I want my shot at a million dollars or whatever it was.

What is the country? What is the country? Yeah. Oh, America is one of the United Arab Emirates. Oh, what country is it in? Yeah. UAE. What was the question?

No, you ain't. I forget. I have, I reached, I've hit a level of obsession with the moon. And I went down a rabbit hole with the moon. And I, I like jokes. It's really the moon and I went down a rabbit hole with the moon and I look like Joe just really the moon. I know. It's hard to say it's hard to say like this and that's not like crazy for some but hear

me out of this. What kind of what kind of obsessions do you so there's a lot of different crazy facts about the moon. The moon. And I knew all the crazy facts. But I never thought about them all at once. What's what's the few of them? Okay. Like, for instance, the moon is 1,400 the size of our sun.

It's also 1,400 the distance between the earth and the sun. So therefore, when there's a clip, fucks the exact same size of the sun, astronomically, that's incredibly improbable. If the moon was any smaller, you really wouldn't have a solar eclipse because it wouldn't be able to cover up the sun, astronomically, that's incredibly improbable. If the moon was any smaller, you really wouldn't have a solar eclipse because it wouldn't be able to cover up the sun. Also, it's in, otherwise it'd be a transit. It's a ridiculously large moon.

Right. For our solar system. Yes, it's ridiculously large. Is it the, it's not the biggest one, is it? No, but I think compared to the planet, it's a pretty beautiful scale. Yeah, it's a relative scale. I think it's the largest. Gotcha.

I think it, yeah, at least on the relative scale. Then it's also, there is, it will go, sticking with the sun thing, even though the sun has such a huge mass. I've heard about the moon. Even though the sun is such a huge mass, and the moon for whatever reason doesn't, and also the moon sounds, this is gonna get weird

because I'm gonna use the word hollow. And I stumbled upon a theory where people think the moon is actually hollow. But the moon will resonate like a bell whenever there is some kind of impact on it. And it'll resonate up to like, I think three hours is the longest they've gotten the thing to resonate.

Like it shouldn't do that. They don't go, Like getting hit by a meteor? Like a bell. It resonates like a bell. And if you throw a bell at it. Yeah, what about when we launched a missile at it? No. No, the water vapor or whatever it was?

Do you remember when NASA like launched a missile at the moon? No, you don't remember that? Why is it not ringing a bell? A couple of years ago. I just want to have a good one. All right, I got one again. Yeah, that was totally intentional.

So I talked about Armageddon. Yeah, yeah. All right, fine, I'm going to break it. Listen, I don't want to. I don't want to miss a thing. I thought you guys were going to. Also, the rotational speed of the moon is equal to its orbit of our planet, which is why the same side of the moon

always faces astronomically, once again, pretty fucking weird. Yeah. So he's like Bill O'Reilly whenever he says like, like these things are so improbable, tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't design that. That's this argument for like why God exists. Yeah.

And then lastly, the distance between the earth and the moon is just large enough to contain every other celestial body in the solar system. If you stack them all together side to side, they would reach the distance of the moon from the earth. In such a precise manner, it's within our precision of being able to measure those other celestial bodies.

Never heard that? No. That cannot be true. That cannot be true. Maybe I'll never heard this. Jupiter. Jupiter in there? Yeah.

Shut the fuck up. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. You're an idiot. I don't believe that one. I also don't think the moon is one 400th the size of the sun. Are you saying 400? Four hundred moon, four hundred moon. Good fit in the sun from our perspective size wise when you're looking at it. Also, Bernie said that it's one four hundred

all the planets really fit between Earth and the moon from looking at it. Okay. So we talk about the vodka. They appear to be the same size. Is that what you're saying? The sun looks four times bigger in the sky. 400 times bigger than what? I'm starting to lose myself. I'm just driving a whole thing.

I thought you could fit 400 moons into one sun. Because you could fit a million Earths in the sun. You could fit all the planets in between Earth and the moon. Oh, yeah. I'll look at this moon. Oh, yeah. I'll look at this shit. Well, can't argue with that picture that somebody just put a button on the plane and say this at home.

I have a question on this. I don't remember the diameter. It's 400 times larger. That include Pluto. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, it's not mass. It's diameter.

Oh, you're a great question. Does it include Pluto? Probably not, but I don't think I think Pluto would be relatively insignificant in that. Well, if it's like fitting perfectly, you know, I think Pluto would be relatively insignificant in that, yeah. It's like fitting perfectly, you know, like, I'd squeeze. Pluto has a moon that it's equal to in size or something like that. They're close to the point where their orbits are geosynchronous, so they're always rotating

around each other. So like theory about all this stuff, that's a lot of crazy fucking coincidences about one thing. And also they can't explain how the moon was made There's a lot of different theories I like the one about the meteor hitting the earth and then like another planet hitting me breaking off because that's what makes It's so big right so I even think about the moon so much. I don't know so those things I like I knew all these little facts about the moon because we talked about them periodically

But it's like when you line all those things up. That's a lot of astronomical Improvabilities all in one you know, I would say humans existing at all is a pretty huge math But it's like when you line all those things up, that's a lot of astronomical improbabilities, all in one, you know. I would say humans existing at all is a pretty huge math man. Yeah, but that gets us on the map. That gets us in the discussion. Yeah.

But if we didn't, we wouldn't be talking about this dumb moon thing. Wait, did you tweeted about the, like, people who believe in things, like the moon affecting your behavior and stuff? Was that you who tweeted it? No, there were some people who did that. I didn't do that recently.

Isn't that where the term lunacy comes from? Yeah, there was someone who was posting about how like, they don't believe that the moon affects anything or anybody. And definitely affects the tide. No, there's like, oh, fuck no. I fell on a rabbit. I was at a right turn. There's a whole conspiracy theory about a whole lot of

moon is getting right now. The moon is a spaceship in orbit around Earth. Okay. And that it's what brought people here. Is that George Lucas knew? So when he wrote the line in Star Wars, that's no moon. It's a space station. Oh, that's good point.

He was all part of you was really trying to pull the veil. Yeah, it's all code. Yeah. It's a different. She code style. I got to him. Anyway, I brought Howard on this. Anyway, so I started looking into it and then I realized

listening to other people talk about how crazy it would be if the moon was artificially constructed, which is where I was going. In my mind, this is... I don't know my who. I don't know my who. He's trying to figure it out. I have my who.

But Jordan, I'm a writer by trade. And so I started thinking about if you constructed this moon and you put it there as something I don't know what So I'm gonna say it also is as you learn more about the solar system There could be things about the moon at our point in technology now that are also crazy astronomical in probabilities But we just don't have the way to measure it yet like it took us we could do the eclipse thing Since we were basically starting as a civilization and realized we had eclipses We could see it was the same size and try to figure that out.

But measuring the distance of all the planets or the size of all the planets in the solar system, takes longer in terms of technology to figure that out. So there could be other these crazy things about the moon that we don't know. Like it could emit some kind of energy that we can't read. So to add up all the asteroids in the asteroid belt, it makes one moon. Well, it's got exactly like 15 electros. The moon has a loner brother that hides behind it because it's shy. We just never seen it.

It's always the shy side of the moon. If you guys could go to the moon, would you? Sure. Yeah, why not? Like go through all the like astronaut training and everything. Yeah, if I have time, I'll do I have to do that. Have to do that. And how long we talking?

We talking like 10 years of my life. Let's say five years. Wow, weekends? They're just like, what am I doing? Gotta put my job. All the holidays, weekends, everything. Man, I'd like to say yes. But if you get, yeah, I mean, I guess I had that option

growing up, I could have been an astronaut. Not going to the moon, but there could have been the idea that I could have gone to the moon. I didn't do it then. So. Well the moon, but there could have been the idea that I could have gone to the moon. I didn't do it then. So. Well now five years seems like such a big chunk, like that's a big chunk to lose.

I think five years seems a lot longer when you're younger because you have less perspective. Now five years, I think, because for me time seems to be going so much faster now. Yeah. Well the five years ago by fast, like if you had to do it, you know, oh, five years, like, but if you're a kid,

you're like, that's a fucking death sentence. Five if you had to do it, you know, oh, five years, like, but if you're a kid, you're like, that's a fucking death sentence. Five years. I've only been alive. 13. Yeah. Or inauguration day in 2017, you're like four years as a fucking person.

Yeah. Good one, guess. That's what I am. I'm talking to people a lot about that when we talk, we just did this on the doc, but I tend to do it a lot in interviews as well. When we talk about how Rucherti started, a lot of people are interested in, you know, starting something like Rucherti, they're starting a lot in interviews as well. When we talk about how Root Shirti started, a lot of people are interested in starting something

like Root Shirti, they're starting a career in online entertainment. And I always have to point out the fact that, especially with the sudden rise of Red versus Blue Root Shirti, seems like an overnight success, but it took us 10 years to get to it. And we were all working on random stuff, like working on web pages, working on blogs, we were working on movies, you know, videos, we were working

on all that stuff for 10 years before we found something that hit, you know, and in different groups of people, like there were people that we worked with that didn't end up working on Red versus Blue that we worked with on other projects and they went off and did other stuff. You never know what's going to be. Yeah. And so it's when I, but we explain that to a 17 year old and say, I just want to figure out how to make it. You never know what it's going to be. Yeah. And so it's when I, but we explain that to a 17 year old and say, I just want to figure out how to make it. You say, well, just keep with it. Maybe by the time you're 27 things will work out or, you know, they're like, fuck you. Yeah. This isn't good advice.

That's kind of my outworked out for us. That was my perspective on college. Where I was like, I have to wait four years of this to like do my job that I really want to do. Yeah. Well, I'll just try it. And we're deaf free. Yeah. Well, I always feel. I'll just try it. It worked out for you though. Yeah. Don't listen to my advice. Don't get what I do. Call it the intruders hate this one trick.

That's something I was always so quick. So hard for us. It conventions when we go to represent Ruby. A lot of people do ask the question of like, how do I get into voice acting? I honestly don't know. It was such a like not unique or a very unique situation for anyone in voice acting that it's like, I can't tell someone this story.

And they could then go do the same thing. It's improbable. Kind of like how the moon is the same. Kind of like how between stage five and stage three, you can fit every employee. You know what else is super improbable? No, not even. The great deals that Honey can help you get.

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Yeah, I get triggered whenever I hear that song because of that RTA. I made it. It was an RCX intro that got didn't get like it's on our YouTube anymore because it got copyrighted by Kanye West. Yeah, well, you used to give up. What do you call it? It's called on YouTube anymore because it got copyrighted by Kanye West. Yeah, well you would have told it was a comeback. It's called bound for implicit. Yeah, implicit. Yeah, it's out in there anymore.

Yeah, I think it's on the website though. So don't watch it. It's going to be scarred for a lot. So are you guys not doing an intro for RTX? We will. Yeah, we're kicking on some ideas. We also have Jordan Will. Jordan Battle will.

Yeah. We're also kicking around ideas. We also have Jordan Will. Jordan Battle will. Yeah. Um, we're also kicking around ideas for RTA 350, I think, which we have some good ideas for, which I think I need to talk to you about. Do what the podcast did and have something that was recorded previously that you air as the 300. What are T are you at now? We're not you. What are K.

Are we at now? I have no idea. We are, we are discussing this and we decided we need to have a meeting about this. What is your involvement with RTA? I guess if I had a title, it would be Supervising Director. 333. Supervising Director is a thing, but Supervising Producer, yeah, I think so. Supervising Producer? I don't produce it.

I give direction. You say, do this or do that? I say, here's where maybe you can do. I also don't give them a lot of, I kind of let them kind of do their own thing because RTA was my thing for so long that maybe it needed to be mixed up a little bit. So they kind of made their own style and jokes with it now.

I look how it's taking from different shows. Yeah. That's really cool angle. Yeah. What qualifies someone as an executive producer? They fund you anything with the project. What? They made the project, but didn't work on it, basically.

And we're like, not day to day, but they basically financed the thing. Yeah, they financed it, but I know. But don't executive producers also have some sort of... I'll look it up here for you. Tell you exactly what it is. Say is to like, of course. Final cuts and stuff like that.

Everyone who's listed as a say, well, I would consider that being involved in the production. An EP is one of the top positions in the making of a commercial entertainment product, depending on the medium executive producer may be concerned with management accounting. Like that, Bernie. Or with associated legal issues. In the company. In the executive producer has no idea what it is. Generally contributes to the film's budget and usually does not work on set in contrast

to most of the other producers. That's true. You don't work on set. Yeah, because you're listed as you and Matt, I think are executive producers on everything. Everything that's produced by Rue Stratie, that's funded by Rue Stratie. Yeah.

Well, so is that really your funding it? Yes, sure. You should make it. Sure. Not the moon is. Yeah. We should make a show about your... An executive producer doesn't necessarily mean

that they're taking the money out of their pocket either. Yeah. But they're finding the funding for it. Finding the funding. Okay. They're funding the production. I ask because I think on the always open credits, I'm always listed as executive producer, or one of the funding for. Finding the funding. They are funding the production. I ask because I think on the always open credits, I'm always listed as executive producer,

or one of the executive producers. You know, that was the thing where they, people tend to know. I don't know the second. Yeah, people, today we learned we have no idea what these do. It's probably not, but I think that people saw executive producer as being like this like, you know, people have such weird opinions of credits

and like for instance, director, people with everybody, they wanna go up and they wanna be the director of something, but it's not necessarily, you know, like on a film, sometimes there are directors who do different things. There are directors who just work with actors, while the director of photography is the person who sets up the shots, sets up the lighting,

and said does all of that. So what you really see is the people associated the direction of the film some that's driven by the DP, you know Yeah, I think most people most people when they think of a director if they're not knowledgeable They were actually thinking of the DPS they're responsible for everything like they think the director does every single thing And it's really the director is more in charge of like putting it all together overall vision Yeah, overall vision and assemble Yeah, yeah Put that on your resume bar. We're executive producers. Yes

Capital high five But see it doesn't really apply to like animation because I would consider myself close to a showrunner for camp camp Then I then you the executive producer not to say you don't do anything All grinders But yeah, because I'm in charge of overall vision and like start to start to finish making sure it all stays in line kind of stuff Miles is in charge of wrangling the writers Miles is in charge of wrangling the writers, East is in charge of wrangling the animators and making sure it's all on style and stuff like that.

And then, you know, if I have any like directorial nitpicks, I go from there and then- The 2D shows have just been killed. And then sound and all that edit and all that stuff. Did you tell Easto that we saw what we thought was her doppelganger a few weeks ago? Oh my gosh, where were we when we saw that we were driving a home slice?

That having our lunch. Good for you guys. Oh, yeah. She was like walking down the street. Yeah, we're like, we're not Congress. Congress. Yeah. It's like the fuck's he said doing here.

She was like with a boy. It's like, who the fuck is that? Yeah. Who is he? He's the date. He's the same thing. He also in the fucking broadcast crew, upset by the fact that Gus goes to home slice on his personal time, but he makes us eat the fucking East side pies for.

There's the home slice down the street. We had a home slice like last week. Yeah, once they open a fucking restaurant up here. Yeah, nobody wants to go get it. Do you want to go spend a fucking hour and a half in trap? Oh, they got 40. They've sent people hour and a half. It's like five minutes old one. Go to the new home.

We're talking about before that one was go to the new one. They bring the new one. Right. Go to the new one. I mean, today Jordan won speeds the new home slices They were new one. Right. Go to the new one. I mean, today, Jordan won Speedza. The new home slice is hot. I feel like we had three better than home slice. Resonate like a belt.

Get out. I think we've reached tipping point. Like via three, oh, whoa. I mean, Gus got mad at me because I ranked via through in three second. But I'm what? Home slice. Home slice.

So slice is number one, you know, I don't care what you have to say, right? Told by Joe Nicolosi. that's Joe Nicolosi. The best piece in on, Joe Nicolosi, we went up to Seattle, we had a meeting with Microsoft. So this is the weirdest thing ever. Where, I think I was okay to say this, where 343 used to be was also where bungee used to be, now they're no longer in that location at all.

And right next door to that was this original pancake house. Once bungee moved out and went independent, 343 to go over the building, then years later, they moved out and they went to a new location. The pancake house closed and I sent you Gus, a picture of the closed pancake house on text. And I was very sad. Turns out they moved right next door to 343.

They moved their location. The new pancake house. Do you think 343 had anything hand thing to do with that? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe they know that we're the smart. They're like, we're gonna lose our business here. All these developers that are eating pancakes

all the way through the morning. Also, why did you say you didn't know if you could say that or not? Anytime you talk about people's locations, it's just like, true. Not true. So what did you say about pizza? So Joe, first of all, let me show you a funny Pancake.

Joe, or he was on my Instagram story, I don't know if it's automatically saved it. He got this Apple Dutch thing. It was basically a gigantic apple pie and goddamn, Johnic Pelosi ate probably for a fist of it. Wow. He's this thing was massive. It was like apple pie filling on top of a crape and omelette souffle underneath it. It was just, it was incredible.

And he ate the whole thing. I don't know how he fucking survived. But he told me that the best pizza in Austin is New World deli? Is that right? New World deli? No, a little deli, that's it. Little deli's really good.

Is it that other place called Little deli? Yeah, it's kind of like top five for me. But yeah, I put it top five. Yeah. So fucking Joe Nicolosi is the person who convinced me to dress up like a cyclops for Harvey last week. I've been boiling a little bit spoiler there.

It's out now. Well, it's out on, yeah. It's been out. I guess that a receipt as well. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's publicly out now. That's why I didn't mention it previously. That was such a pain in the ass. You look good, though, man.

Yeah, you look really good. You look really good. It took an hour to make the mold for the prosthetic head. I don't know how you didn't have a panic attack. It was panic attack inducing. I'm not a classical person. It was very... I bet it was sweaty too. Yes, it was.

So it took an hour to make that. Then it took three hours to apply all of that makeup. Then we filmed for eight hours. And then it took an hour to take the makeup off. Oh my God. Holy shit. What? I guess like, because it's all glued and everything. Yeah, it's glue.

I had to shave my chest. So I've been wanting to talk about this for a while. It was like now. It's pretty much grown back. It's almost back to normal. Okay. But I just shaved my chest back. And I had to text miles about this, because I had to complain complain to someone and I didn't want to make Joe feel bad

Sorry, John, I'm so on this far right now, but My nipples were so sore and itchy because as the hair was growing back It was like I just the right length to hit my to hit my nipples So like I hate I would like have to walk around like holding my nipples so that hair wouldn't hit them It was fucking off Gosh your big star. You should have we should pay someone to hold your nipples for you. So we you were chafen I was chasing from the hair rubbing up against my Up against my nipples. It's grown past that now. Thankfully. Is anyone here like a runner?

Is anybody get like nipple chafen from running? Oh. Is that a real thing? What the hell is this? No, I never get that. I have had, when I was on the treadmill for a long period of time, I don't have a thigh gap barber. I don't have that.

And so I get a little bit of, a little rubbin' in there. If I'd walk for like 20 miles. Would it be the balls against the legs? No, it's a style. I got this thing. Did I show you the thing before, Barb? Go on.

My balls go like the bottom of my pant. What are you showing? Why would you show me that? Why would you show me that? What are you showing me? I showed it to my jeans. My jeans will have a wear spot where my, the bibles lay. No, no, that wear spot is for more you scratch your balls, dude.

You think I'm scratching like this? How the fuck are you wearing out? Your balls aren't wearing your teeth ever outside. Tell me from all that man's credit. No, that's a hole. It's through it. It's a hole. Probably from the main writing.

Maybe it's just from walking. Just wear your legs, like rub against each other. Oh, guys, look at this. Look at this. Camera six, camera position. Whoa, oh, Oh, there's a hole. That's totally your whole scratch It's probably just your legs rubbing against you really think

doings on the same side that all my jeans in the same spot actually Wait, is that where you are both of your balls hanging on the right side? Yeah, I think so. What's that nothing? Yeah, yeah, let me ask you a question How much are you revealing something here? How much are you scratching your face? I'm not I don't have a hole in my jeans Hey, my over here by the time you have a hole in your jeans you buy new jeans. Okay. This is a thing Yeah, put up a poll Patrick put up a poll Which side of your bus you get your ball hole? Wait, maybe just do you get ball hole?

Wait, maybe just do you get ball hole? And do you get it all? Just, just, just the basic. Do you get ball hole? Yes or no? Any way to watch it, please do not vote. Because you're gonna throw it all in. Can we use the, the poll thing to do the, the wipe sitting down, or standing up?

Oh, I would like to know that. That would be good to know. Let me, let me read this, and then we put that up. I don't want to spill by fucking alien civilization. Let me read this and then we can ask the, the question you were talking about. What I'm gonna remind you of when this episode Rupert Heath podcast is also brought to you by Audible.

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Very interesting question. And Judy Young. And Judy Young. Yep, yep, link this. Five hours and 59 minutes. You can pick that up on Audible as well. Excellent. I will add that to my library.

I have a flight to library. I'm gonna say library. I said library. Did you? I'm not a as well. Excellent. I will add that to my library. I have a flight at the library. I'm gonna get a library. I'm gonna get a library. Did you? I'm not a fucking monster. Ooh. Alright, so we're asking you about ball holes. Okay, please, Bernie will say.

I do have an old pair of jeans that have a whole and the exact same spot. There you go. But it's not that ball. But they're really, well, really old, and I never suspected they were from my balls. Why do you put our pictures on it? Now you think you're gonna be about us.

I mean, when you're with me, you're going to be like Bernie or no-bohel, like, oh man, this is not even close. I mean, 28% of people are statistically at fault. I think 30% of people just like, no one Bernie to feel bad. No, I just think statistically this shows the probability of being well and down.

I think that's what it is. This chart is showing. So all you little dick people 72% congrats. Or women. Yeah, fuck the women. Get them in the fuck outta here with women voting. Man. Don't, that's gonna become a sound bite.

Yeah, fuck the women. Take away the women's vote, Patrick. Take away the women's right to vote on this because that throws everything off. We're just causing problems. Of course, I get ball hole. Have you ever seen old like anti- We have Mother Nature's ball hole.

Anti-sufferage brochures from like the police. No, I've never thought to look that up. They are super weird because like their arguments are always like, why would we let women vote? They're just going to vote for the same person as their husband. It's like those, like those old like 19th century. It's an anti-suffrage movement brochure from the 1920s. If like the logic of why women shouldn't be able to vote

and one of their arguments was, they're just gonna vote for the same person as their husband. It's just two votes for the same guy. I'm looking some up, this is fucking nuts. I want to vote by my wife won't let me. What? Yeah, what's that man? I guess saying that women would ultimately get the vote

and then take the right away from men. Oh my God. Yeah, wow. Those are the brochures. Yeah, these are some of the brochures. Yeah, that's there is like a informational packet about like the dangers of women voting. Old advertisements and brochures are so fascinating to me.

There was one I saw one time what was about like women, like a pill or some food that women could eat to gain weight. Gain weight. And how like it would be like super sexy. It's like during the Depression. Yeah. So you wouldn't look like you were poor and emaciated. Yeah.

Yeah. Different problems from different times. Things are now. Yeah. Pills are about losing weight. Mm-hmm. These are crazy. I never thought to look this up.

Any good ones? No, I don't even want to see them out loud. I don't want to even read them. I never thought to look this up. Any good ones? No, by what time you went off for? I don't wanna even read them. I don't wanna see them out loud. There's also one, I think one about chocolate or some snack called AIDS, AIDS chocolate. Oh, man. I remember that growing up there, TV commercials.

It was a little like a, it was like a little fudge cube that you had to eat. It was called AIDS, it's AYDS. Yeah. And it was called agent, AYDS. And it was, they had to obviously brand the product name because in the 80s, nobody knew what AYDS was when it came out. It's like anything named ISIS now. And then they called it AYDS and then yeah,

looks like ISIS. What was, ISIS was an archer, right? Yes. Isn't it just a name? ISIS was the name of the spy agency, the archer worked for in the first few seasons. And then ISIS became a thing and they're like, oh shit. Oh shit. I guess we had to change the name.

I didn't know that. Yeah. It was like the first three seasons. That's eight. Yeah. And the commercial, the commercial sound it works. It works. It's like, I had so much trouble losing weight until I got eight.

Yeah. It's unintentionally historically has become this like super offensive thing. I got eight. I know I know I know where it is. What's that lies on the right makes a hole. A lot more people get ball hole. I think a lot of people are lying. No, I don't think they are. I think it's the thing.

I know because there was somebody else. A third of dudes get ball hole. I don't want to call anybody out on it. It's not a third of people. I probably have to do. I acknowledge that. But I have a similar hole in the old pair of my pants. I do not think it's from my balls though.

I mean, not that dumb. Just like moving. Are you sure it's not you? You're the biggest thing is hanging there and your legs are walking and like probably rubbing your pants together. It's like, but that's the fun. Okay, I'll keep track of it next time.

I'll let you guys know. More and more intraction, traction, traction. It's just gonna like that's that's the fire. You know what I'll keep track of it next time. All you guys know more and more interaction, traction, traction, it's just gonna like open up one day. When we started a new show about the moon. You want to work on a new show, Bernie? The one you're fucking talking about the moon, but he's not coming back. What do you put a pair of jeans on the moon? What do you put the moon in a pair of jeans,

but put it on the right side? Yeah. Then you would see how many balls would fit between the moon and there? I would say, I think we've reached a tipping point. We were talking earlier about like people getting started in entertainment. I'm noticing a trend and it's really starting to upset me and I think it's gonna be a continuing trend.

Oh. I noticed it was a lot. I noticed it was with my friends who have Instagram businesses have suddenly started to complain that Instagram is starting to affect the way that they reach their users. Yeah, haven't people been saying they've been getting less and less? Yeah, they're getting less and less.

And in some cases, like their, one of them was talking about how her, now follower counter starting to go down, going to starting to go backwards, which is not something you don't really associate is happening. But then there was also this video. I don't know if you guys saw it.

It was about a guy who had spent the last three years of his life doing nothing but twitch streaming to try to make it. And it was just like, he was just like, it's not gonna happen. It's so depressing. It's very depressing, but it's like. He talks about how much his work life

and personal life took a hit. Relationship. He lost all of his friends, lost his girlfriend. Just kind of pushed everyone away, working towards a goal that never came true. And it was all about, yeah, he was just like, he was just like, it's one of the frustrating things about

an industry like entertainment, where there's so many variables, like Barbara, you're saying about the getting into voice acting. He's like, you wouldn't be able to tell someone how to do it. Yeah. When I was starting out, I would read biographies by filmmakers. You know, I'd read whatever Kevin Smith's interviews were.

I read Robert Rodriguez's, Rebel Without A Crew, talking about how he made Errol Marriacci. But I quickly discovered that in all of those stories, yeah, there's some stuff that you can replicate and a formula you can follow. But at some point, everyone's career, there's this weird X factor, something that happened that you're never gonna be able to replicate. In Kevin Smith's case, one guy, one guy went to a screening, like a midnight screening of clerks, and was sitting in the audience,

and he was just the right guy who was like, oh shit, this is hilarious. It's like five other people in the theater or somebody's like, I'll buy this movie from Miramax and it became this huge global phenomenon and launched this career Yeah, no, so it bill gates. It wasn't like Bill Gates's mom or something like one of the people in charge of IBM I don't know that was a true. Yeah, there was something that like people talk about Bill Gates like looking out essentially And it's because his mom I think it was his mom who worked for IBM. Well really. Yeah, man. I

There was something in that Bill Gates autobiography that I read that affected, I think about all the time with my kids. And he talked about getting, you had to buy time on a computer back then. And his parents bought him time on a computer and he liked it so much because it was something he could do that adults could do.

And kids don't often get an opportunity to do that. They're locked out of so much stuff. And so that's what really spurred is interest in technology and science. And so I always think about that with my kids. It's like, you know, try to give them as many like chances to try stuff as they want. I don't want to do that.

I'm just like, yeah. Yeah, it's, it's unknown. You don't know. Yeah. You just don't know. I'm telling you, man, I think with,'s going to be a whole generation of people who just We're going to start to see this more and more people would just like it's just like it's not sustainable. We wrote the online video is not sustainable for otherwise everyone will be

You know have it all just like average out to where everybody has a channel that's like 100 It's like so diluted that like success almost has a different meaning in words. Yeah. And you can be quality, uh, pretty quality content or big quality streamer or entertainer or something, but like it's about breaking through all the other noise and being. Yeah. How do you stand out? And like, a lot of it is like, yeah, and it's also hard, especially because the people you watch, obviously, if a lot of people are watching them, they've become successful. So you get the idea that, oh, if a lot of people are watching them, they've become successful. So you get the idea that, oh, this could be emulated

and you could become that successful. And it's, I think, 90% love. Yeah, whenever there's a person who made it big, talking about, oh, just follow your dreams. Well, that's horrible advice because everyone who wants to do it is going to follow their dreams. It's whether or not they're successful. It's like, who till? There's another thing, it's not just following your dreams. It's whether or not they're successful. Like who till? Like there's another thing,

it's not just following your dreams. It's being persistent following your dreams and then you need that expected Bernie was talking about. Yeah, there's someone who, I see like they put images of it all the time with someone's like on a late night talk show that would say like, yo yeah, if you ask someone who wins a lottery,

what should you do with your life? Like put all your money in lottery tickets, it works. Yeah. Yeah, it works for that. It works for that person. Yeah. Well, what should you do with your life? So like put all your money in lottery tickets. It works. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It works for that. Exactly. Yeah. Well, Barb, you say luck, but I'm a big believer that luck is where preparation

meets opportunity. A common issue. I always think you make your own luck. Yeah. Well, you also, you have to prepare, but you also have to recognize too. And especially as it gets more and more crowded too, you could do a lot of preparation that never then get that opportunity. But in the act of preparation,

if you're doing something that's artistic, you're getting better at what you're doing all the time. Not Jordan with drawing. No, not at all. But other things. Directing animation. Kind of okay. Kind of okay.

These are my, by the way, these are, can I, if I may, these are some of my favorite, I told you so moments that I get to have it. Rishi, because I remember very specifically talking to Jordan about you were like on episode 150 of our day. Probably at that point. I was like, you can, basically, in conversation with Monty is like, you can animate this thing until it runs, of course, who knows how long that could be.

I mean, you could be like, they're 20 years, but you know, you can animate this thing until it runs, of course, who knows how long that could be. I mean, you could be like, there are 20 years, but you know, you should be directing stuff. You should be directing other animation projects and not necessarily something, where it's just you working out it by yourself. You should be able to take a vacation. No, let's not go crazy. Oh, vacation.

What do you want vacation? I don't know. What's the last time you had this? I should say it all the time, but I was worried that Jordan would get sick. Yeah. If he was animating our TAAs week to week. Yeah, week to week.

I could never get ahead. Oh, yeah. I remember that. There was never a queue. There was one time I figured out. There was one time I freaked out. You were in a bus too for a long time. There was one time I got freaked out.

It was when I was still living in California. I got a kidney stone and had to go to the hospital. Did you get a kidney stone? I've had two kidney stones. What's that like? It hurts a lot. a kidney stone? I've had two kidney stones. What's that like? It hurts a lot Oh, no, I've had three kidney stones. I am very juice after the first one They said that there were more in there and like since then every year and a half like one passes and everyone thinks it's like the Baxial passing of like peeing out the kidney stone. Yeah, right

It's going from the kidney to the bladder because the tube is a really thin tube that can handle liquid. I believe the ureter, the ureter, very good. You dropped out of the medical. I just thought, thank you. I'm as good. Oh yeah. If you're a reader, you should go to audible.

And then, yeah, God. So yeah, anything bigger than like a couple millimeters is gonna be really painful. So really, it all starts with a big pain in your back And that's the passing that hurts and then you just pee it out You don't even notice it unless it's really big you want to have a horrible thing to show on screen You can just look up kidney stones now because no Ever got burrs on it. Oh, rather mineral deposits that your body makes but it's still mineral deposits

So they end up looking they're like fucking geodes, Gus, you know, that crystallized, just like you saved me of them. Did you like pee out of a like a mission? They give you a strainer. After you go to the hospital to pee into, I never got it. Did you ever see, you never saw your thing? I think they're either too small or like I was out

and like and used a public restroom in it. It happened there. So yeah. Um, and it was rocks. That. So yeah. Um, those rocks. That's not kidding. He's kidding.

So that's the best of the rocks. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Good. That could be what they look like. I've never seen it. Very close up.

I know they hurt. That's about it. Maggie had really bad kidney stones. Um, what do you guys do in over there? You guys work in back in like six, three, six. This was before Maggie and I worked together. You guys were working on really. I thought she was just drinking too much red bull.

She, yeah, she did not drink enough water. Really? And it's like, just not drinking enough water. Her's were so bad she needed surgery for this. Ooh. And they can do the thing with, um, uh, like, yeah, the ultrasonic sounds to like break them up and make them smaller. Um, but then you're just passing a bunch of kids and small kids and stones.

Oh, god. So yeah, and then there are the ones that have like a burrs on them that like as they pass through their pointy so they're like tearing up your- Look at that. That would be a huge one that would cause immense pain. That would be a huge pain. Imagine that coming out of your dick. Yeah, that would hurt coming out of the dick too.

I don't think mine were that big. Yeah. I hope I never get one of those. I think mine was. I think mine was. I think mine was.'s the worst pain that a man can suffer. It's pretty painful. I think my blood is pretty small. Well, I think it gets stabbed probably.

That's pretty bad too. Yeah, but apparently it's tagging in. There's almost nothing you can do about it. You sit there and wait for it to be over. And how long is that little journey? It takes about 25 minutes. Oh, okay. So it's not like you're not there for like 14 hours. No, but I mean, but then it's in your bladder and then you have to pass them from there. And if it's big enough, that's going to be a whole another problem.

Get a piss. Oh, what they give you? They give you a flow. So it dilates your your rethra, so it's a go ahead. What's this's this? So after where it's passed from the kidney to the bladder, they can give you flowmax which dilates your e-thras so you pee. That's a thing. I always wondered what the actual medical use for that medicine would be. What are you taking in recreationally? What do you do for that? I've seen ask for it.

I've seen ask for it. I think like who the fuck would take that? I think it's for people who have like the hink hill narrow. You're going on. Well, you know think it's for people who have like the Hank Hill, narrow your ear going on. Well, you know, it is one of those things like, as I get older, I start to pay attention to people that are older than me. There's a point at which you've learned

to like listen to people that are older. It's usually about 30, 35 somewhere there, you start to say like, I always listen to my elders. Did you? Bullshit. I'm listening real hard nowadays. But the thing that worries me is, I always hear about old guys talking about not being able to take a pee

Yeah, like they can't take a real pee and it's just like they hate it And I'm just thinking what does that mean? I don't even know what it means. Yeah, I can't imagine what that's like Like you know feeling I've having to pee and nothing coming out right and just always having that feeling What causes that prostate just yeah, yeah, I think the prostate blocks, is that what is? It gets larger in blocks. Let's get rid of that thing. Get out of there. Get it out there.

Do you remember like an elective surgery? Have it removed? Yeah. You're gonna get cancer there eventually. I think that's what just get rid of it. I know. Unless you need it for something. I had a procedure done about a month and a half ago.

Oh my gosh. Where are they? Where are the prostate treatment? Close. They had to shave off a layer of my cervix because it had abnormal cells on it that could become cancerous if left untreated for a number of years. But just before I was going to go in, I was like, oh, I should probably go to the bathroom. So I went pee and then went back into the waiting room and they took me in and they're like,

okay, we're just going to need a urine sample. I'm like, I literally just peed and she's like, oh, just whatever you could get, it's fine. So I went into the bathroom and I was like pushing on my bladder, trying to get like just some drops after jumping up a dam. A little bit, I was like squishing. Drinking water. Out of the thing.

Do you need me to warn you ahead of time? I know, well, I was just like, nobody told me I had to drink a urine sample. I also read a weird stat about peeing on the moon. It's spec on the moon. The speculated the moon is filled with urine. I've only wondered. That's why I've never mind. That's why I can affect the tides.

It's all water. It's all coming together. Most, this is from lifescience.com. We made a talk about this for most mammals take 21 seconds to pee. Oh, I read that no matter what size they are Really, yeah, I was gonna ask a lot of questions including humans. Yeah, including humans most with most mammals I'm sure there's some mammals that don't I can get it done in nineteen an elephant's bladder can hold nearly five gallons of fluid and yet It can pee just as quickly as a cat

Because long time. Probably because they're paying at vastly different rates. Yeah, put a cat dick on an elephant, see all the long, it's the finish. Oh boy. I feel like I pee like 10 seconds max. Time it next time, get a little, get a little click. There are a piece I've taken where it's felt like

it's taken like three minutes. Don't really have to pee. Yeah, and it's just like, oh, I'm still standing here. I feel like I would be done by now. Patrick's telling me the world record, I want to know how they confirmed this. The world record for the longest P is 508 seconds. 508 seconds, it's almost 10 minutes. Yeah, it does.

99 minutes. I don't even know that. The version second. That just must be a really slow, like went to 600 slow like they probably just let it dribble for a while. That's just why. You're bladder can't hold that much. P couldn't.

I don't know. This isn't good. It couldn't. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, no. So did you guys see the fullest? Do you think your bladder's ever been like capacity-wise?

Maybe. This been putter percentage. Well, I mean, at what percent do you have to do feel the need to your name? That's a great question. Because I don't know anything about the human body. Well, I've pissed myself. So I definitely hit 100% for the heart. Is that count? We're like, you just could like your body was just like, I don't care.

It's not way to get there. No more, no more capacity. I'm in charge now. Has ever happened to you guys where it it only happens to me when I drink a whole cup of coffee and then a few glasses of water where I have to pee every five minutes. Oh, it's like the caffeine in the coffee makes your bladder get overactive.

Gavin has to poop every time he drinks coffee. Me too, no, I don't know. I don't know. I drink a cup of coffee every day to get the old gears turned. But you're so cool. If I order a cup of coffee and I'm holding it and I smell it, it's like, oh, here we go.

Like I'm already like getting ready to go. I just coffee doesn't make me poop at all ever. I wish it did. That's the only reason I drink coffee. One cup in the morning. Not for energy. I also like I can hold it forever. Like poop.

Poo. Everything. I can hold anything forever. I don't think you could. You never need to pee so bad that it was like hurting. Yeah, sure. Sometimes yeah, but it's like it's like I be a situation like, oh, I have to go to the bathroom. It's like, oh, I can't go forever. I don't think you could. You never needed to pee so bad that it was hurting. Yeah, sure, sometimes, yeah. But it's like, it's like, I'd be a situation like, oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

It's like, oh, I can't go to the bathroom. It's like, I'll go later. Like an hour later, I'll go. Oh, I can't do that. There was one time I was like, why do you have that thing when I'm trying to get home? And I have to go to the bathroom. And somehow you get within like a hundred yards

of your house and all of a sudden, your body's like, I can't make it. You better hurry. Yeah. Also, my, and it can be like 20 miles Jordan. You get within 100 yards of the house, and your body's like,

I gotta take. It knows. It's like when you travel and you have trouble pooping, and then the second you get home when your butt touches your own toilet seat, and it's like the best poop of your life. It's like that, yeah, like that gif film on the toilet.

Yeah, I'll feel poop. That's me after any trip. Um, yeah, whenever I go somewhere new, like a different bathroom, like my body, like, shut stands, like, no, I'm not pooping. This is an unusual space. Like I'm gonna play for some of these five or six hours.

Going to Seattle is about a four and a half hour flight, right? Yeah, they're all gonna bugle. Yeah, they're all gonna see Seattle all the time. Uh-huh. Bragging about twice in one podcast. Well, Seattle, I went to Seattle. It's great. Did you Kirkland?

But I don't have to go to the bathroom on planes. I very rarely have to go. Speaking of planes, did you see that headline? Here we go. My favorite headline. It was from earlier, from the last late last week. Smell airline passenger forces emergency landing as fellow travelers vomit and faint. Wow.

How was stinky? Is that person? It was a, was this, it's a Dutch Airlines called Transavia. And it was going from, sounds like a smelly airplane. It was going to Amsterdam from the Spanish island of Grand Canaria. Before I got there, the pastor began to gag and became violently ill. Do you think in a pressurized cabin, it's harder for things to smell that bad?

I think so. You would think so. I feel like if it was humid in full of more air and less pressure. Let me say that, that's why they overseason food on a plane. It's because you can't smell it as well. So you, that's true. Is that true?

Now I want to take your airplane. I heard it was because something happened to your teeth, but it's because of the fire. you can't smell it as well. So you, that's true. Is that true? Now I wanna take care of the plane. I heard it was because something happens to your teeth but it's because of the plane. Yeah, and see what it's like. What does the airplane food tastes like off the plane? Yeah, so there's a passenger who, his name's Piet Van Hout, I guess he's Dutch. He's definitely Dutch.

He has a quote here where he said, I heard someone say that the stench was worse than that of a corpse that had been decomposing for a month. Okay. How did the fuck do you know what that smells like? Go to fucking Pierceman who's got to see what he's up to. I'm gonna know like what made this guy smell that way.

Yeah. Is there any information on the smelly person? No, it's in the, the, he would tell from the moment that this is also from Mr. Van Hout. From the moment he stepped into the aisle, people began to scream and dive into their bags looking for handkerchiefs to keep in front of them Kevin Cruz tried and vain to cover the stench with perfume, but nothing could mask it The crew eventually moved them at to sit in the toilet at the back of the plane To try to protect passengers from the smell however that wasn't enough and he had to make an emergency landing in Portugal

Why what's up with this guy? How does someone smell that bad? It's a way he's driving. It may sound like he had some kind of like gangrenous wound or something like that. That's the way it's being described. Yeah. Or like took a bath in a sewage, like.

But that's more or yeah, or maybe that. This is a thing you're like a couple of months ago, we also talked about this airline, Transavia. It's the airline where there was a fight on the plane because someone wouldn't stop farting. I got a problem with smells on the plane. Maybe they said bad ventilation on their plane. Yeah.

I'm glad hearing that. That seems like a great joke for a Germany Farts in Kent camp. Yeah, one time I had a family meal. Oh, plane. I forgot to clean under my fingernails. By the way, I can't tell you how happy that Patrick must be to have you back on the podcast

because it's always the same fucking thing when you're gone. And I've got to do the ad reads. They go over the ad reads with me. I'm like, I got it. Don't forget, you got to say at the top of the show the thing is I got it. Soon as we start rolling, don't do any of it. And last week was even worse,

because I was supposed to promo murder room, which aired last week. We're talking about that. And we had a clip for it and everything. So let's talk about it at the beginning of the show and then show it to you in the show. Didn't do it in the last thing. Not in that of it.

Did they show it? Did they? I had to go back and record a special intro after the show to say, we're about to watch this and then we just played it before the show. So you did show, Clay. Yeah, but I mean, it was,

but not on the live broadcast. Yeah, not a lot of it. So we run murder. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad that people liked it so much because I had a lot of fun being on it. So we had a big meeting about Pilot Week today. We went over lots of different stuff.

Do we know when we're gonna have more information? No, but we talked specifically specifically about how to do the information to do it in like pieces or I said let's just do it all once because Everything was all in pilot week and we'll talk about you know It's obviously big decisions to be made and we're processing everything but figure out like what shows we're gonna move forward with So if there's a show that you liked from, I see keeps saying Pilot Week, Pilot Month. If there's a show that you liked from Pilot Month, then you should definitely do your best to support it now because we're trying to say what we're gonna make next. Yeah, I think when we did the episode of Murder Room, we never explained what we had in our clipboard, right?

Yeah, because I think if that show, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, if that show gets picked up, we're planning to do a post show where I think we explain our theories behind everything and why we went a certain way. Because you picked, no, I'm not spoiling anything. You picked someone. I picked someone as the killer right off the bat.

And we never really got to your reasoning. So what's on the clipboard is it's just the timeline of events. Yeah. Which we go over in the episode. It's just so we don't have to constantly ask, where was this person at this time? It's just the timeline that we go over. That's presented to everyone else. There's no extra information on it or anything crazy.

I love that show because I'm a sucker for true crime stuff. I just watched Evil Genius on Netflix. I loved making a murder or the James. I saw a trailer for that and was like, I have to watch this, but it's like midnight and I can't get into the trailer. It's only four parts and I don't know, like 45 minutes. What do you know about that? You have to watch this.

Green chat. Yeah, it's very short. So getting to do a show where, I mean, it's not a true crime, technically, but it acts as if it is. And I love that kind of stuff. Sluthing. We just have one side bar over here. Just to be sure. I'm always wondering what that kind of thing sounds like to audio listeners.

Yeah, right? I said, I'm looking at the chat and then Barbara went on and explained what she was talking about. And then Jordan goes, are they saying how funny I am? I go, yeah, that's exactly what they're saying over here. And he goes, oh, he can't go this moment. He's like, thanks. Thanks Bernie.

Just right now you're telling the truth. Now they're talking about the shows they want to see. They want to see a lot of different votes. We had overall, we had a treatment honor, we had branded, we had MDB animated, we had Gorge Quest, and then we had Murder Room. Murder Room. Murder Room is one of those shows.

It's like, Patrick, how many names did we go over for Murder Room? 1,000? 30 or 40? It's 30 or 40. How many of them are from me? At least 20. I just, I sent Patrick and Evan just like a list.

Most of them are puns. What do we call it the lab? Yeah, nobody's using that. I reach a point to every email thread where I'm completely unhelpful because every single show we're trying to title or documentary, documentary's also seem to be a big focus for what are we gonna title them?

Is at some point I just start suggesting stuff like like for the last doc they were trying to figure, do we call this or how about this name? This name sounds better. I was like just call it Black Panther 2. That's a big, it'll call Black Panther 2 and people will watch it. And then they'll be pleasantly surprised

it's a documentary about. Or just call it a Black Panther die at the end of infinity. Wow. Wow. Okay. The question mark. I don't know. Oh, there was a weird thing of like a tit that released about end of infinity war. Spoiler about talk about the end of the Vinti War. If you somehow that was like the month before.

Also, it's been a meme like I right people know what this is still no Anyway, I don't feel so good Character at the end of the at the end of the movie who expresses concern and nobody else seems to express concern And this one character who's big part of the meme the I don't feel so good me The director confirmed it's because of his abilities that he could see he could sense it coming. Yeah. So that's, I mean, that's boiler free like with like with his bitey senses. It's been long enough. Fuck this. Maybe with his iron senses. I'm trying to throw the audience. He had a clear vision of it. He had a clear vision of it. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm, but hey, cool. I just know I did the best prequel. It is the best prequel movie. It's better than Rogue One and it's better than any of those. I thought Rogue One was better than Solo. I was talking about this earlier today. If, Rogue One would be really good if it didn't have that one fucking scene in the middle with Darth Vader on a Mussofar dead jokes. Because then if he just shows up at the end, fucking like killing everyone in the hallway.

That Darth Vader scene ever. That was the best scene in any Star Wars movies. I'm not saying Rogue One is bad, Rogue One is way better than those prequels. I'm just saying I like Solo better than Rogue. I just not like how they handled his name. I really like that. I thought it was super cheesy and over the top.

It's so like, it was silent. It is because you know his name. I don't know. I felt like the person who typing it should have looked dead into camera and winked. It was a little ham hand. Little in the delivery. I like that. But what if he came up with another similarly for a fan of him?

Oh, alone. Yeah. Yeah. other like similarly for, or not sending him alone. Yeah, yeah, Han all alone. Han has no way. I think I maybe was the delivery or the report. Han job. Han forever alone.

Han job. Han did job. But, the, I like the introduction of all the things in Han Solo's life and they covered everything I wanted them to cover. But they also added some stuff. I'm playing devil's advocate here.

I thought the movie was fine. Everyone should go watch it. I like it. I thought it was good. I thought they threw some stuff in that they did unnecessarily. Name of one. No one's gonna see it.

Is okay. If I give it like a spoiler. It was unnecessarily through something. Oh, you were talking about like a person. You know, I wouldn't want to see it as okay if I give like a spoiler. I mean it's just Unnecessarily through something. Oh, you talk about it. I'm like you know, I wouldn't yeah I wouldn't tell a big spoiler Literally just After the Yeah, that hasn't been referenced ever again. Yeah, I have what was the point of that there is about that. Okay, I think they're setting up a sequel Yeah, I was the point there is about that. Okay. I think they're setting up a sequel

110 There's five No, we know what happened I know too not so so what's gonna fucking do to their to their so high plans for making a Star Wars movie every like five and a half months now Or whatever the fuck they're doing every every couple months are now seeing they're gonna make another like John Fiber I was gonna make couple Yeah, they're making everything right? They're just like every they got to make that four billion dollars back somehow Fuck Marvel's made that back now Yeah, Lucas film I'll make millions they made it back with force awakens and last Jedi

Did you see what was the what was a four billion? Did you get to the record Ralph to official trailer? Yeah. That looks like it should be to big ad for Disney. Yeah, yeah, they had like that scene where like the X-Wings are flying through and then

like Iron Man comes by. Yeah, and the stormtroopers and then they're like they're going through like at a Disney park with a Disney park. It sounds like ready player. I'm working for me.

Makes me want to see it. Yeah, I mean, it's I don't really. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. It's like it's like it's almost the internet, but then they don't go to the internet. They go to Disney, like they go to the Disney website. Disney owns the internet, do you know? Did they ask the parents before going online?

No, they're above 13. Oh, okay. What about what about Incredibles too? He's happy that I feel like I've seen much promotion for that. That's like this coming up this month. That's I think it's next weekend. Hell yeah, I think the first. I mean, everybody knows they're gonna go see it anyway, so

I think first credible is a little ready For Pixar movie that was genuine. What's your favorite Pixar movie? Wally well, that's really first half a wallet the whole thing my favorite Definitely the first half and then I like it comes back at the end of crack. Yeah, let's go through Pixar movies. Oh, dude. Oh, Cars 2. It cannot be a car spill. Cars 2. Of Wally, Incredibles, Toy Story. Toy Story, One, Two, and Three.

Monsters Inc. Inside Out. Inside Out was great. Kind of a rich, kind of a form for Pixar for me, because they had made a couple of duds with like Cars 2 and then the dinosaur movie and stuff. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, a lot of people worried about the good dinosaur. How could you get that up?

Dude, I don't know how. You got some shorts in there. We're not gonna, we're not gonna. The 90s. It starts some of the greatest. Piper, great short. Oh, so cute. I know.

What else does Bernie? Yeah, Bernie, it's one of the robots. Finding Nemo, of course. Bernie is one of the robots. I know of this because Bernie. It's one of the robots from Wally and they did a separate feature about Bernie. A separate short, I should say. That's true. I think Toy Story, Toy Story 1, 2, and 3 is the best trilogy in the world.

They're making it for it, too. Yeah. Are they? Yeah. It comes out next year, I think. I don't know how I feel about that. I felt like it's the word for a story. What's the word for a four part

story Like it's important since you work in animation department. It's a pretty big spider. You can talk about this a little bit Hey, what's that black story came out? 90 with 95 96 96 some of it obviously whoa Obviously, whoa Barbara, it's on you now you flip you flipped it onto the wall under the wall And it like rotated itself and landed correctly. It's like I'm walking over here now Thank you for noticing that because I probably would have cried if it went into my hair

Anyway, where are you talking about so when they make a like a toy story, right? The visual fidelity 3D animation back when they made toy story. It's obviously not what it is today technology. I'm not. Some of that stuff to hold up well. It doesn't hold up well, but also I feel like it limits what they can do. Like I feel like they made toy story today. It wouldn't have that overall aesthetic like into toy story two and

toy story three. I think once they kind of established the look and feel of the movie, they kind of like they can only progress. It's so much of the art direction. Yeah. So to speak. Yeah. Like you look at Rekord Ralph.

Rekord Ralph looks just like Rekord Ralph did. Yeah. I think what Toy Story is like you have your iconic characters right, the toys. I think what they improve is like shaders and shadow and like all the other stuff. I'm just saying they can only do so much of that. Like if they otherwise it looks too vastly different. Yeah. Yeah.

And like they're a limit to like the color palette as well because they can't use like somebody rich, more lifelike colors and filters and post effects and stuff like that compositing. So yeah, yeah, I can see it's almost like how we need to, because Ruby kind of follows that same path where Ruby Volume One was kind of very bare bones as far as the compence of there's almost no comp on it.

A lot of people also didn't recognize the look of the show once it's switched. Yeah, that's why if you're very careful in ease, that way it becomes a stark difference if you go from like five to one instead of like, so I think if you compare three to one, you know, just like still frames, I think you'd see a big difference,

but yeah, but like there are certain things like, the overall look and design of the sets and the characters. Yeah, I'm saying your upside gets limited by your first effort. Yeah, in the case of this big larger, and like, like, reading a new character, like if you have this totally different new character, and like, even even the humans, like, have to look where they all got their

big heads with the big eyes. Yeah. And like, my favorite, because if they weren't, if they were to life, like, they couldn't make them to life like looking, they had to be super cartoon. My favorite thing is the people who who point out how, you know, obviously when Toy Story came out, it took forever to render a frame, and it was super groundbreaking technology. And now, you know, within you kingdom hearts coming out on the PS4, it's like, oh, it's just rendering everything in real time. Like, oh, I think I'm ready to look. Right. And it's a vastly, I think breath of the wild for that too,

visual fidelity. And it's just like, Oh, it's just this $250 box that you buy. And you know, oh, I'm just going to play a game on that. Yeah. Real time rendering has really, and video games don't suffer from that problem. They will Tomb Raider, they'll make it look dramatically different. They don't care if it looks like the first one or all. They're just like, look, this is new technology. This thing's like, God, a war was fucking amazing. God, it's so good.

The game is so good. That's, that's, God. Everything about that game is amazing. Bad does, does Xbox need good exclusives to be announced at this E3, you know, I think they did it any game at all. They made three bad bets in a row for exclusives. They got PUBG and PUBG on Xbox is not good. I don't think it's better on the PC. Oh, way better on the way better on the PC. It's mainly because the inventory is so Marb. You have so much inventory. It's waiting to put also it's just like, PUBG takes a lot of resources.

You know, it just takes a lot of resources. It's hard to wear limitation. Yeah, and so I saw some funny Xbox videos in PUBG where they're like driving a car and then the renders the building and they're in the lobby. Like they're just like, the draw distance was like five feet. Oh no.

And rendered the building around them. They did that. See if these was a disappointment to so many people. Hungering deep just came out, but still, I don't think they've, I don't know, I don't think they're gonna recapture that momentum they had going into Sea of Thieves. And then stated to K2, which we haven't talked about,

which is, it's an exclusive, they invested in undead labs and everything, but I don't know, man, say the K2, I was really looking forward to stated to K2. And they fall out 76, a new game, I don't know man. Say I really looking forward to stay to the K-2 and I'm LAY. Fallout 76, a new game they put out a trailer for a new Fallout game. A lot of speculation as to what it could be. I'll tell you what I'm worried it's going to be.

Did you play Fallout 4 at all? A little bit. 100 Valtz land on an island. Oh, dude. Yeah, they all parachute out of a bomber and they land and then the Valtz fight it out for soul winner. No. At the end of fall four, there was this, especially when you were trying to 100% the game, there was this long stage where you were building settlements and managing settlements and it just kind of sucked.

It's like, it's, it wasn't core fallout. It wasn't a lot of fun. In fact, you wish you could turn it off at one point because the settlements just kept asking for help. Well, you didn't have to do that stuff. You could just ignore it. But you did have to do for achievements. There, if you wanted to 100% again, get to build certain things, you know, you had to build these fucking dope. Yes, settlements, which you had to get resources and everything else for it, you had to fucking scrap shit constantly. Unfortunately, there is a part of this trailer, this teaser trailer where they talk about

Waltz 76 is where they're rebuilding after the apocalypse. That's the goal of that specific vault. Every vault has its own mission basically. And that's their mission. We're all heading out to the world and we build like fuck, we just can be like a building game. I don't think they would do.

I think enough people did not like the building where they wouldn't focus so much. Well, they're, you know, listen, they could, their theory could be, hey, we made a much better version of it, you know, and maybe if they did, we're fine. It could be better, but I didn't even, for the fallout 4 DLC, I don't know,

but you played all of it, right? I got to play the robot building shit, or there was a whole settlement DLC too, where you were in the underground cave, and it was all about building and everything. Remember that one? Yeah, fuck that. I can't remember the name,

I know it was Rise of the Atomaton. Uh, the, the, you could call a world, lost Harbor was one. Far Harbor, thank you, far Harbor. I'm not sure if you're gonna be a a a a a a a a a a a a

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a three stations. The contraption workshop? contraption workshop? Yeah, Vault-Tack. Well, that's a Vault-Tack workshop.

That was the one. Yeah. I was like, everyone in the room is like, doesn't even remember it because it was just more fucking building. And that got to be such a hassle at the end. Where are we going to go with it? It's my favorite thing anyway, the moon.

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Yeah. You never heard that. God. Yeah, well, you want to blow your mind. Go look at hotly up the devil. Yeah, at least in bark talk about it. That's true. Go look up hot stuff, the devil.

And look at that. Then you'll see one of the worst cases of copyright infringement you'll ever see. What is hot stuff? Oh, yeah, remember this. Look at hot stuff. Show it to your hotel. What is that remind you'll see one of the worst cases of copyright infringement you'll ever see your life. What's hot stuff? Oh, yeah, remember this. Look at hot stuff. Show it to your teller.

What is that remind you of? Torsche's. Yeah. How did they get away with that? It's just a devil in a diaper, I guess. They can just. Oh, what? Like you have the only copyright on devil in a diaper.

Is there? Are you? Hot stuff. Lil devil. By recall correctly. Which one of those is torches and which one of them is hot stuff the little devil You can't put all it's a little devil a little devil Mill I think it's a little you could put the Arizona State Sun devil in a diaper and it looks just like that too little oh What's getting cash for them is this if I were calling correctly was spooky

Spooky Okay, so the answer was looking for I can't wait for that question to come on each future be asked like it answer Yeah, they get the ghost right Okay, the answer I was looking for. I can't wait for that question to come up on HQ trivia. Like it. Enter it. Yeah, well, yeah, they get the ghost right. 50 comics. Speaking of old comics, you talked about the weird Heathcliff comic. Oh my God.

What's that? Heathcliff, come back. Heathcliff never went anywhere. Well, he's going somewhere. It went, he went crazy. Well, he's got a little crazy at the end too. So Heathcliff has, has a character in it called the garbage ape. Yeah. And there's skunk buggies.

And the garbage ape comes like once a month and like flings trash cans around and the cat everyone celebrates on the garbage ape shows up. Yep. And they're he's lost his mind. And they're skunk buggies, which are everyone makes way for the skunk. Everyone makes way for the skunk with their skunks driving Dune Buggies and everyone makes way for them. But book. Everyone makes way for the skunk, but they're skunks driving dune buggies, and everyone makes way for them. But I think they make way for the garbage ape. Do they make way for Prince Ellie?

No, they don't. He's the different universe. It's like Marvel and DC. Oh, there they are. There's the skunk buggies. Everyone moves aside for the skunk buggies. I think Eric had that ready. Make way.

And that's it. That's the comic. That's the comic. Yeah. Some of the, some of the, some of the news about comics get, they just get lost in time. Do you remember, I think that's a recent one. Remember BC?

Yeah. BC over the years just got insane. Like there was just no more jokes in it. It was just, I didn't, none of it ever made any sense to me after a while. It's just like such a weird comic. I remember as a kid, I'd read some of them sometimes, you're like, oh, that must be like a comic

that adults understand. And you'd be coming to adult, you're like, no, no, it was, it's supposed to be a comic, kids understand. It's nothing. There is no meaning behind it. It's the phantom still going? Is that still going?

Garfield's still going? I think so. I've got the movies in it. The phantoms were around since like 1936. What's the phantom? It's the superhero, the purple spandex wings. Was there a Billy Zane movie? There was. Yeah, that's the only, that were on since like 1936. What's the phantom? It's the super hero, the purple spandex wings. Was there a Billy Zane movie? There was.

Yeah, that's the only, that's the only thing I know. We made in a sex swing with the episode with Billy Zane in it. We made him look like the phantom. He wore like the purple spandex suit. Billy Zane. Did you hear about Bill Murray playing the voice of Garfield now that came to be? Yeah.

So I don't believe it. It seems too crazy of a story. He came up to somebody's and they said no one will ever believe you, but if they do, I'll play Garfield. So Bill Murray does this thing. Bill Murray doesn't have an age. Bill Murray has an answering machine. It's a good way to keep all your money. Yeah, I guess, but he basically has an answering machine. If you wanted to be in something, you leave a message and if he's interested in the project,

he'll call you back. I don't believe that. I guess that's just like a billberry. Yeah, yeah, that's like, yeah, that's definitely bill Murray lower. It's gotten so deep. I've even heard that like that he'll say he'll be in a movie, but there's no other information passed. And you send him like the call sheet and everything.

And that for some movies, they will cast someone else in that role, not knowing if Bill Murray will show up on day one. I think lost in translation was like that right? Where he weren't sure if he was going to show up. I would hate to be that actor. I know right? We was going to be one person break. Who was going to play Bill Murray's character in the back up? They just like set it all up. He says it's going to be here. He shows up. So he responded to one of those messages thinking that it was the Cohen brothers who are in Garfield, the Garfield movie. And it was a different Joel Cohen.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, if I'm Bill Murray and I get a call from who I think is Joel Cohen saying, oh, we're making a Garfield movie. No, you get a call from someone saying we're making a Garfield movie and it's written by Joel Cohen. That's, that's still like a good idea. Well, not completely.

I thought it would be kind of fun because doing a voice challenging and I'd never done that. Plus, I looked at the script and it said, so and so in Joel Cohen. And I thought, Christ, well, I love those coons, they're funny. So I sort of read a few pages and thought,

yeah, I'd like to do that. I had these agents in time and I said, what do they give you to do one of these things? They said, oh, they give you like $50,000. So I said, okay, well, I don't even leave the fucking driveway for that kind of money. For the rails there a little bit. But yeah, but he agreed to do Garfield apparently

because he thought Joel Cohen of the Cohen brothers wrote it. He wrote that and was like, oh, how many Joel Cohen's are there in town? Do you know the origin for Garfield? He's the Cliff? Yeah, Jim Davis, the guy that made Garfield. He saw a Heathclick comic.

Heathclick comic. No, but you're close. Basically Snoopy. He just said, he just said, oh, dogs are popular in comics. So I'll just make a cat one. Really? What was the list? It was totally manufactured.

It's like the people who started YouTube, right? Do you remember that story? I do. I just wanted to place it like, I don't think, I think that guy said it. The speech where I was there, Jawed Karin, not of God. What are the two guys names that get the credit for YouTube?

It was the third guy, like Jerry and Mike? No, no, no, that's the pin your cake guys. Ben and Jerry. YouTube found God. I can't remember the names. I'm looking it up. Chad Hurley, Steve Chan. Steve, it's Steve and Chad, right?

Okay. And then there's Jawed Carey, who left YouTube before the acquisition of Google to go back to go to graduate school at Stanford. It's almost only an episode of Silicon Valley. But that worked out fine. And he did a speech at, what's the University of Illinois Urbana champagne. And so they had a technology

fight in the line. And so I went to his speech and was listening to talking, he talked about the beginning, he had some really fucking funny clips of YouTube, told some really funny stories. And I'm totally paraphrasing from memory here, but he showed clips of them like in the garage where they were working on YouTube and they've been working on it for like six months and nobody was signing up for the site. And they were paying girls on Craig list in LA, hot girls, $50 to post a video. Like for every video they posted, they did what we should do with on the spot. Three bucks.

Get them in there. And I was like, this is fucking crazy. But then no, I read an article where he was talking, he was talking, and they said basically what happened was they read, they were in an airplane and read an airplane magazine. There was an article about Flickr. Yes. The photo cataloging site. Yeah.

And it was all about that and the rise of Flickr and what they were doing and how they were running the business blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then the author wrote the very end. And one day maybe somebody will do something like this for videos. And they went, oh, we'll do that. And then they literally just got the idea from a magazine article. From an Inflite magazine. Was that Sky Mall?

Yeah. I probably was. Rest in peace, Sky Mall. It was a, it was right after that advertisement, whatever that bike exercise thing that will change your life. You have to have seen this. Or the stairs for your dog. You haven't seen this contraption

that's like $17,000 and it gives you a full body workout. Like, I mean, it's, Oh, oh, that thing. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about now. Yeah, yeah. Magazines for years. What about the submarines? Oh, what is that fucking thing called?

The Ripple. They have submarines? Yeah, the submarine was always like on the back, right? It was in the back because it was like $18,000. There's like one with that looks like a shark. Yeah. It's like a it's like a speedboat that like could submerge for like 20 feet or something. It's like that site. This is why I'm broke.com. Yeah. Love that site. I've never been there. Really? Yeah. They've a lot of like cool gadgets and shit. Man. So the, oh, there it is.

I found it and you can look cool while doing it. Is that it? The raw machine. No, look up raw machine. You'll recognize this thing immediately, Gus. It looks like they should take every piece of gym equipment and put it on one thing. Like you can see it's like, you see it's there.

What the fuck? The quick gym range of motion machine. 15 grand for this thing. Rahm. Yeah. And it's a, it's a, I've seen this thing advertised in, what was it we're have?

airline mags on. That looks like something, Skymo went bankrupt. Oh, did it? Yeah, go figure. That looks like it's no one was buying that wrong. It looks like a contraption in a Dr. Suss book that would like power like a town or something.

Like all these like levers and stuff. I've never seen this before. And never had a power. Oh my God. It looks like a really like futuristic wheelchair. It does. It really does. Like a max one.

I'll be honest. I don't know where to sit on that. I don't know. Why do you put your hands and your legs? So the RTX team wanted me to remind everyone all of our viewers about RTX. So they wrote me an ad for like ad copy to read during this episode. And I haven't looked at it yet. So I'm going to read the RTX ad right now.

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Oh, that's cool. I remember one they had in like this like grassy field like in the middle of May. Oh, it was miserable. He's locked yourself out of your car. We did it, man. It was in May. It was the end of May.

Memorial day. And I locked myself in like a, that was fun. I told you to go to the fire station to see if they could help you. And I did, you're cooked. And there, it seems like what are you there? Like why is there anyone there? Yeah, you were in the zombie video too, right?

Yeah, oh god, that was such a miserable hot day. I look so, there's like a behind the scenes video and I'm just like, I'm an actual zombie because of how hot and tired I am. We figured it wouldn't be too hot in me. It's typically not, but that was the year that there were like 100 days over 100 degree. It also was 100, I think, like last week in May.

So it's happening again. So we should also point out the fact that Gus, you and I will not be here next week. I don't know what the podcast looks like for next week. I'm planning it. You're planning it? Who's gonna be on it? Do you want to say all the barbers friends?

I'm working on it right now. So we have it on me. I don't want to say it's not confirmed yet. You got it for some people? So one of my favorite podcasts ever was one where you guys were all out of town. And it was me, Blaine, Chris and Miles. So I'm trying to do that again. Okay, cool.

The, but we're not gonna be here next week because Gus and I will be in Los Angeles for the electronic entertainment expo, better known as E3. E3, we'll be doing our week long broadcast from E3 on behalf of YouTube, who we're just talking about. We're gonna be doing that, Ashley's producing again this year. It's we're gonna have, I've seen this schedule she's got.

It's like every fucking developer, I can't talk about it because then it would reveal some of the stuff that's gonna be shown or talked about there. Will Rocco be there? But I hope so. I hope so. You can never tell. Rocco is, Rocco is interesting because,

you know, if he comes in and he wants to do something and it's fun, then we'll just not usually roll with it. But then there's times where he's like, he just doesn't like, stop. Yeah, not stop, or he just doesn't want to do it. Like, he's just like, no. And I don't know how to put it. He's like, I don't even know if that was any good. Like when he leaves, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,

like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like'll like do he'll like commit 100% to the bit and then as soon as it says like off I don't know who you fucking knows Not a bit I can never tell you really He's insane. He's a good at it So we're gonna be a E3 all next week. So tuning for our coverage starting with the

Conferences I believe is there's our first things we're gonna go on the air with but those will be probably on Roochartis And then the other things will be on the YouTube channel as well. And if there's anything you'd like to see, you know, you can message us, but I think it's already been scheduled. So, Bob, we won't do anything with that. Come to Jess Popup Store that we're doing there. Oh, right. Super cool. Yeah, the new surf Jeff, right? Is that...

I think, yeah, that stuff's going to be there, I believe. You're doing like exclusive merch at the store. For design and stuff. If you're not at the store, you won't be able to get this stuff. He's also doing friendship tattoos, apparently. That's on Tuesday the 12th. Isn't it the 13th? There's a party. It's on Jeff Ramsey popped launch party at E3. That's the party. That's the party. That's not the top of stores the next day. It's Wednesday. My bad. I got to I get the sense we're wrapping up, but I wanted to bring up since you mentioned tattoos.. Have you seen ads for those semi-permanent tattoos?

Yeah, they lost for like, yeah, they last for like 20 days or something. No. But they look like legit tattoos. I think that's the only way I would get one. This is what that actually is. I've just reapplied this. They're over and over again. Perfectly.

When they went, Hanna is. Kanna. Yeah, maybe. Right. Hanna lasts for a while. Hanna lasts for a couple days. But that's a very specific pattern and color and everything. Not necessarily because there's a kid who got the bark Simpson one.

So you want to eat my children. You want to tattoo but you don't want it to be forever. Yeah, I'm trying to. I don't want to commit. Yeah, like a trial run. Well, look this up if you can. If you guys in the booth can do it. I don't know who's looking stuff up in there.

Is it Michael? No, he's busy. There's nobody in there, Bernie. You're talking to no one. Yeah, Dennis. You see if you can find the kid who got the bark Simpson, Hannah tattooed his arm, then he turned out he's allergic to Hannah. And now he has a fucking wicked scar brand of a part Simpson on his arm.

Did you see, don't have a cap story about that woman who had to read. Yeah. Look at that. That's like the worst. Did you see the story about that woman who had to read? Look at that. Oh my God. Oh no, that's like the words Bart sends and you could get. There was a woman who got a tattoo of her son's name and the tattoo artist misspelled her son's name.

So she changed her son's name. I saw that. No way. It's actually her. How years the sun? He must have been just born. I was 30. Yeah. Right. She was 30 doesn't say how yours the Sun he must have been just born I was 30. Yeah, right

She was 30 doesn't say how all the Sun was what was his name his name? Nice one Bernie she misspelled it all the other episode Kevin Kelvin Brother so she changed his name to Kelvin changes She changed his name to Kelvin. What a fucking selfish bitch. That's not selfish. Let her have it, Barb. Economics. That's frugality. In changeline.

She doesn't want to look like an idiot. Which it wasn't later until she noticed the good. I'm Kelvin. His whole life wasn't later until she noticed the glaring mistake. She returned to the artist who laughed and said there wasn't anything he could do apart from issue or refund. Oh my God. I mean, you can just go to tattoo removal. Don't they do the thing?

Anybody here? You've had it tattooed. Gus, you're the one person who knows got it tattooed. You know more people will tattoo. Well, you have that, but that's like Jeff has a couple. No, no, very hard. Here Gus, you're in the conversation on a microphone. All right. Do they like draw it on you first?

Yeah, and then you have to approve it. So there's no like proofing? Maybe there wasn't at this shop. Maybe there was some alcohol involved or something. Yeah. Yeah, she's getting a tattoo over kids name. I mean, I get when there's a grammatical error because the person who probably got it

also probably didn't know that there was a grammatical error at the time, that would suck. I also just want to apologize to anyone actually named Kelvin who might be watching this. I think it's a great name. What was his name? It's a great. A great measurement. He's in Kelvin. Yeah.

Kelvin's kind of cool. I know. Yeah. Kevin's a little. Right. Well, let's wrap the test. So thanks for watching. What's your guys camp next time? Watch camp camp. Watch everything.

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