Rooster Teeth Podcast - Barbara's Casting Couch - #591

Episode Date: April 7, 2020

Join Barbara Dunkelman, Gavin Free, Blaine Gibson, and Chad James as they discuss quarantining with children, breakfast pizza, when they met one another, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, hello, everyone. Welcome to the Rucheshith podcast, this episode sponsored by honey stamps.com and express VPN. I'm Barbara. I'm Gavin. I'm Chad.

I'm going to go in. They like to keep you guys. I do. Great start. I'm Chad I'm going to go in They like to keep you guys right Who's I'm drinking Gavin Wait

All right, so we go then we have we have blind we have white cloth that way And then we have vodka here blame. What do what do you got? Little ASMR for you guys. Sweet, sweet water. Should I go get a beer? I should go get a beer, huh? You should go get a beer. I'm gonna go get a beer. Yeah, beer pressure.

I was just wanting to get a beer. I was just wanting to get a beer. I was drinking wine last week and I'm pretty sure Gavin was like, oh, I should have had a bev. Or maybe you did. I think I had one for cool last week. It's a kid, Gavin. I have a backup.

Oh nice. So I'll be honest guys, I was in a break up with the podcast. This is just where I play video games, so there's always a break. I'll be honest. I've, uh, I've nothing has happened in my life since last year. Absolutely nothing. I bit absolutely nothing. I've got nothing. All right. Well, thanks for tuning in guys.

You know, I'm so. There's nothing. I'm not like you being stir crazy for a week straight. You didn't like think of anything to entertain yourself or do anything. I mean, I've been working. I've been editing a shit. That doesn't really count. I don't really talk about that on podcasts.

Right. You know what I think we should do then, Gavin. What's that? It's let's just drink a lot and then you what happens on his podcast. That would be great. I just don't know why. Hey, I need you to watch the kids because I gotta go do the podcast.

She's like, okay, I just come down and just completely smashed. That'll be awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the phenomenal these days. I like that the sound, the sound bullet sounds like it's taking a shit, like it's literally in a bathroom dumping. I'm sure it sounds better on the other side,

but for us, yeah, the best. I think everybody's hair is going fucking wild. Like now that there's no hair cuts, and I've just embraced headbands, and I fucking love it. Like I'm gonna let my shit grow out, and I'm gonna go full sevenies, and I'm excited about it. I'm excited. You pull it off.

Some of the chats told me to wash my hair. It is, this is a clean. I just never done anything to it. I think they're used to seeing it with a little bit of products, and they think that that's clear. Yeah. No, they're not used to seeing it with product. They're used to seeing it covered 90% in a half. It's even worse without the headphones.

Oh, Yes, I'd like to buy some converse, Mr. Hey, Would you like a skate deck? There's a ball in here. Yeah, it actually helps air raid it. So when you're pouring it, it doesn't get almost up. It helps limit the pour so you get less head. Man, I can do it again right now.

What did you think? I really fancy a canvas right now. I got three x because you want one. All right, I'm going in. You just had to solve the mystery and see the ball, huh? All right, well, there's that careful. It's in the pool cool to witch it. No, I think it's called a snitch. Okay. Snitch okay Trying to get somebody get ready to call 911 blaine's taking a finger off on this episode On the ball hold on hold on hold on it's coming up

Right I keep every time you keep thinking you're gonna just the balls gonna go straight in your mouth. Prasing but yeah, I have the same issue worry every day. It's coming out. Here we go. Here we go. Uh, Dutch concerns. Dutch is. Oh, wait, that's way bigger than I thought.

No, it's so worth the whole time. It's shit inside of it. I mean, not actual shit, at least I hope. Cool. You should draw, you should draw a little mark on it and then use it as an eyeball. Wait, like, just swap my eyeballs out.

Just like, yeah. Yeah, like, hold it in like a monochrome. Oh, okay, hold on, hold on. That's a little quarantine activity. Take one of your eyes out. Barbara, I like your lighting. You love my light lighting? You're lighting. Yeah, it looks very nice and flannel and good.

Thank you. I have a ring light behind me and then I just got this little light panel that we could play it anywhere. So it's really nice and nice couch. All right. Listen. He's gonna... I knew that. I knew that. I knew that was up because he wants to fucking joke about it.

But last week I did this podcast for this couch, which by the way is a gray fabric bed couch. It's black and leather. It's not a creamy black leather couch that everyone was saying it was. Everyone's like, Bob was like, I got the couch behind her, he's got and leather. It's not a creamy black leather couch that everyone was saying it was. Everyone's like, Bob was, he got the casting couch behind her. He's got the cast couch. But Gavin did ask you a question right before we get started about that couch. Yeah, because I was talking about this couch and my complain about how everyone was calling

it a casting couch. And then Gavin proceeded to say, Well, to be honest, Barbara, have you ever been railed on that couch? That was the question, Barbara. And numbers may send it. Silently. I had a fuck couch from college. Oh, God.

It was like one of those couches that you run your hand over it and then it changes like the look, you know, like the pattern. Like you know what I was like the sequence pillows. It was like that but it's like fabric though. It wasn't like sequence. Like the couch was awful or satin. Uh, we're going to go as satin.

Yeah. Anyways, that thing was like Wolf. It wasn't it wasn't wait Eric in the chat. We have Eric Padur in like a little chat window with all of us just like to go over podcast stuff And then he said you come on in it and it makes it changes the look again That's right. It saw it to Eric. The the the the Jackson's Paul. Eric. Yeah. My favorite part is Eric at 501 when the intro starts to play goes into the song. He's also got to go. He's getting

all excited about the intro. Guys, I'm just here with all my best friends doing the podcast. Thank you so much. Show your camera. That's down board got released just sick. No, that's okay. You look great today. Eric, you look great.

We're all in quarantine, Eric. I just don't really hate all of you. That was the sound board. We could tell because it's Gavin said it looks like it's in the bathroom. Yeah. Guys, I just remember that John slept on the fuck couch. Now that I was thinking about it, when he was going to tell him, you didn't clean it for him. He might contribute to it. I don't know.

No, yeah, he definitely stopped on that. Don't tell John. I don't like, I wouldn't want to see you. I feel like I wouldn't want to do it on something that isn't machine washable. Yeah. I mean, most couch cushions, you know, you could just unzip, right? And then pull the couch out. Oh, yeah, I mean, most couch cushions, you know, you could just on zip, right? And then pull the couch out. Yeah, I mean, got the couch out.

Do you, do you come inside? Oh, wow, we are right out the gate. Oh my God. It's so good. See, he's in, he's in a bit of an impasse because like he's not just talking about an enough reporter. He's talking specifically about Meg if he says this. So then everybody's going to know, and then they're going to be going to be. He's in a pickle.

He cannot say. I feel like, I feel like you and I, Barbara, just try and ruin each other's day with all questions. Like for some reason, whenever I ask you about stuff, I always use the phrase railed. I don't think I ever say that for anyone else. For some reason, it's always for you who's getting railed. Oh my God.

It's like, oh my God. Barbara gets railed. Yeah, it's true. I have a whole life not gonna stop now baby You know I was talking to children and a vasectomy so there's your question answer Oh, I was talking to Eric and we were discussing the fire point of quarantine and how like dudes who cheat on their wives Probably you're having a really tough time right now But like also like there's probably either tons of fights or tons of people

fucking like those two things are happening right now around the world. I think we talked about it last week about how there's absolutely there's got to be like a baby boom in December or around that from this. The cove kids. Yeah kids. Do you think they'll be a generation? I mean like is Jen what are we at? Millennials? Jen act, Jen acts. I think Jen acts is the one above us. Jen Z. Jen Z. Are we through Jen Z? Jen said. Are we done with Jen Z? Because like if this is the new like generation, I bet they're going to be COVID names related. Yeah, our pandemic. Quarantina. Somebody you'll name.

Someone on their ship. Wait, so I'm 15 in 2015. So she distanced. So what is the current gen? Because they like they clearly not saying much yet. But what is the current gen? Because they're clearly not saying much yet. But what is this name of this gen? It says Google says PlayStation 4.

It says generation Z. People born from... Grace generation, oh, this 19 1901 I'm reading it backwards Gen fortnight I mean if this if this new generation isn't called Gen C then they're doing it wrong. Oh, yeah, absolutely man, I'll tell you what the It the baby boom that happens from this is gonna all be like couples that didn't already have children. That's what I'm gonna say. Oh, because everyone who's married with kids is not banging right now.

Dude, it is. Like, I cannot, every, there's like a part, we have a weekly scrum meeting and I just give like the latest insane update that like what my children have been doing as they're just stuck at home while we're working from home. Kira has literally busted down a hole in our fence so that she could play with the neighbor boy, her friend behind her. The other day, I was cooking food

and then the door busted open and in comes Kira, Logan, my son, and their friend. He just came in my house and I was like, what? Look at that! And then I look and then he's like, they're like, yeah, we did it. Like they were fucking stoked.

And I'm like, okay, first of all, like social distancing, but also, oh, God, yeah, there's a giant hole in the fence now. Cool. So now they play at the hole in the fence like they're, like, it's like a prison exchange. Bladed. You kids, you got a condom? Why, you got a nice, sorry. He's? No condoms. Why do you got no sorry?

He's got a presentation box of Johnny's. Oh sorry. Was that you trying to say that you fuck? I think I feel looked at on this conversation. So let me just pull up my box of condoms to talk about. I'll be honest, while Chad was talking, I kind of wasn't paying too much attention to Blaine. And it looked like slices of cheese in They pulled up a mat. That's it.

I'm, the joke I'm making is Chad's stories are the greatest, hello Dutch, are the greatest, uh, former Dutchers, that's cool. Yeah, yeah. And I do not want to have kids. You sound like you've been having a fucking festival. And it's like, I love my kids, they're great.

But it's like, it's so important to be able to have time away. Like that's a, that's, it's like, I love my kids. They're great. But it's like, it's so important to be able to have time away. Like that's it's for your own health. So do you have a room that you can just lock the door of and hide for an hour or two? So it's called a panic room because like all of our doors that have locks on the inside, you know, they have locks, but you could literally get any object that could just fit into that little slot on the outside and turn it. And my daughters learned how to do that

because one of the fun games that my son likes to play is go find a door with a lock, shut himself in it and lock the door and then laugh. Well, we're like, get out of the room. I love that game. Yeah, especially when he finds something dangerous and then we just started to run with it. And then he goes and locks himself in there

and I'm like, how'd you get those scissors? My niece and nephew have been raising hell at my sister's place. My niece locked my sister out of her house while they were at a supposed to be outside playing. She was like, hey, we're gonna go outside and then she was like, she locked herself in because she said she needed to go to the bathroom. And then she also caught the microwave on fire.

They were started to fire in the kitchen. Oh, damn. She's criticized. Logan has no fear of the electrical sockets. No matter how many times I tell him, and it scares the hell out of me. Like, we even have like a little protected ones. Didn't you or the kid blast herself?

Yeah. She saw the... Yes, yes she did. It's like you would think... Sorry, I told you something I've seen podcast before. I did. I think the last time I was on, yeah, I thought It's like you think. I told you about the party podcast before. I did. I think last time was on, yeah, I thought the story about Kira. It's sticking the necklace in the light socket.

And we have not changed it. It still works, but like it's there with the scorch marks. It has a reminder. So. My sister has those other things. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she said she walked in on her son and he just looked like kind of distant and scared

and so did her daughter. And then her son just went, fire finger, fire finger. And she was like, what are you talking about? I'm not gonna say his name. They just wouldn't say who did it. And they still to this day don't know who started like fire finger, fire finger. day don't know who started like

What you did Yeah, really You know, sometimes they say weird shit, but yeah, the lately Logan we have this like inner upstairs Walkway we have a cut out that looks down into our living room. And like lately, he's just been like, hey, I'm going to jump and grab it. And he's like, try and pull himself up. And I'm just like, no, like he has no sense of danger at all. Like, fire doesn't give a shit. He's burned himself before. And then he was just like, oh, and then the next time he's like fire,

and then went for it again. So it's like, I've heard himself and then have him learn that way. That's how I'm waiting for the learn. But also, it's like, I've heard himself and then have him learn that way. That's how we're free. I'm waiting for the learn, but also it's like, I don't, like April and I've already said, we're like, this is the first kid we take to the hospital. Like 100% no question about it.

And so I'm just like, I really hope it's not something bad enough to like seriously injure him. I feel like you need to stop padding your house immediately. Oh, that's what it feels like, man. You don't wanna go to the fucking... I did it in the hospital right now. Yeah, dude, we ordered total wine,

started doing drop-out or a delivery, what, and that's delivery, pick up orders. So you can just drive your car up. And the day they announced that April texted me, it was like total wine's doing pickup orders. I was like, okay, she's like, I already placed an order. And we bought an absurd amount of wine and was like, okay, she's like, I already placed an order and we have a,

we've bought like an absurd amount of like wine and booze because it's just like, it's the only thing getting us through. I'm gonna be real. You've got a high-end of a bunch of insurance wine seller. Yeah. I have 24 white clothes.

I think this is the second one from the box, but that's, if I have one a week, that's enough to last me like six months of podcasts. There you go. I just did the same bottle of wine I had on the podcast last week and I got like screw tops so I could easily close and reopen them. But yeah, I never drink except on podcasts. I happen to work with this.

That happens to get sponsored by a beer company and there happened to be a few cases that ended up in my refrigerator right before the quarantine. Hey, I'm pretty good. I'm working. I walk into the kitchen and place got like great and I was and he just like see me. He's like, I mean, there's a lot

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during these times? It's a good question. I mean, all is at an answer. Anything scripted. Yeah, we haven't been able to do it. We wanted to start doing some scripted stuff again soon and this kind of put a lot of stuff on hold for us. But I think it's like anything where we're typically

physical with each other. So we have a new series hard mode that we've been doing, which usually involves us getting physical. We can't really do that, obviously now. But also the RT and Box show, because we're not getting male either right now. So and not being together either to do stuff. So you could open your bills. Super fun. Yeah. Wow. Got another payment coming. Well, I was trying to bring back a version, but everything's been kind

of difficult, you know, Gavin. What? I made an immersion. There's been kind of difficult, you know, don't spend time. What? I made an immersion. There's gonna be a half of people in the chat or like, oh, fuck. You just broke some hearts, man. You could still do it. It's immersion in the Sims. That's what we're doing right now.

There it is. This whole thing is an immersion. In Bernice, get a come to your house in a lab. Someone told me a swimming pool and take out the ladder. All of us right now. We are all sims in the swimming pool without a ladder. Yeah. Yeah, someone deleted it.

What about what the hardest show to make? Yeah. I'm finding it very difficult to film slow-mo guys And here I am pouring out this white cloth I can do it just me I've done some with without that but I don't I just I wish he could come in film with me. I find making them on my own. That just not as fun for me.

You sound like you're like breaking up there for a second. Like it's just hard for me to film him. I'm really sad about it. I'm just I'm just Dan. I'm just Dan. Half the time. I was in a town. You don't even tell me he's in town.

And it makes me sad. You saw him last time he was in town as he spilled water all over the table in front of the waiters Yeah, that was a classic damn move. I missed him so much To think that that was like right before this all started is Like the last social event I did Me too Same and it was nice and it was fun and I was like, man, I forget how much I like. So hanging out with friends, this is great. We should do this a good group. We should do this again.

And then the world ended. We literally said I'm going to make this a regular thing. I'm going to be diligent about it. I'm going to make sure to do it every single week. Oh, man. It's crazy. It's like, so many people are using this time to just improve their homes. Like, I see it like anytime I've had to go out, like somebody's like planting trees or like building a porch or a deck or something. And like, I just see like all my friends

that see updates on like social media. And they're like, like, we just like, put this into our backyard. We made a planter. And then I'm like, I can get in on that. So like, I ripped up all the carpet in April's office then I bought like, so I got a really good deal of some cheap, laminated hardwood flooring,

but it looks like nice hardwood. And so like, that's gonna be a project I'd say, going whenever I have a moment. I was gonna have you guys. When are you possibly gonna have time for that? I don't know. I'll try and turn it into a game. So maybe they can get the kids to help me. He ripped up the carpet and didn't think about what went happened after that. Actually, it's been really great because now we're just like, we don't care.

It's just concrete. Like the kids were in there drawing with chalk and April and I are both just like, yes, yes, entertain yourselves. They think that they're doing something forbidden and you're like, oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no, yeah. Ohidden and you're like, oh no. Oh, no, yeah, oh, don't do that. We're getting more drunk. I've been hanging a lot of stuff.

I've been putting a lot of stuff on the walls. Stuff that's just been sat, lent against the wall for a long time. Not like now's the time to be like, I'll get the toolbox. I'll stick that up. April did that for M. She see those. Oh, no, there it is. Oh, it's nice. Yeah.

I'm not going to look at that. Those are from a fantasy series that I like that she had ordered me as a Christmas gift for like forever, like last year, and then I didn't ever hang them up. So she did it. Mike, girlfriend. Hi. Go ahead.

I feel like I am failing as a female by not understanding interior decorating at all. Like every girl I know is a masterful interior decorator. And this is my attempt at anything. I put one painting up and I put a blanket on my casting couch. You're a fuck couch. My girlfriend has proceeded to organize every square inch of my apartment and I'm not complaining at all like All my cabinets and food are just like perfectly like I was like working today

And I looked over and she was like folding up a bunch of clothes on my bed And then I went in she was like all right. Here's your underwear. Here's your Athletic shorts tank tops headbandsbands, and everything was perfectly organized. Wow. Cool, thanks, man. Yeah, I appreciate it. Thanks, man. And then girls' rock. Girls are so great.

Specifically Kelly. Yeah. One thing you're trying is she, Blader, you okay? Blink twice if she's listening right now. Because it's a little of her... Is she, Blaine, are you okay? Blink twice if she's listening right now. Uh. Uh. Because it's a little. You guys are, uh, girls are so nice. And he's like specifically.

You have to do a fun on Thursday, Blaine. Wait, we were. You're gonna be doing something fun on Thursday. Yeah, I was like, sex. I don't know. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh I'm not sure if you're gonna get a lot of that's not sex. That's that's Barbara's couch. That's what's for that. That's for no, we're gonna do a fitness stream.

I think at 1 p.m. central time. So Kelly's an actual personal trainer. She just group X exercise. Not group sex. Con this is a real close. It's by the fucking Guinness. I've been drinking so long. But can you get me couch out of here? It's affecting play, right? Real close. I'm gonna get a siphon drink and still on.

But, but can you get me couch out of here? It's affecting play, right? I can't focus with your fuck couch in the background. Anyways, we're gonna be joined by a couple of RT talent and we're gonna be doing exercise for like an hour or two, maybe hour and a half and then we'll be answering questions and chat because I'm getting like me and John are both getting blown up by people with like

home workout questions. So we'll try to answer them there. And you want me to bring any equipment? You can just wear tennis shoes and some nice athletic clothes and we'll work you out. Or if you just want to give me a bottle of wine too. Yeah, some water be good. Yeah, I, it's weird not exercising too much. Like I've been trying to go on walks, but like today I was editing all day, and then I didn't do any exercise.

And now I feel like tonight I'm going to struggle sleeping. And it's like I need to go for a run after this. Yeah. What is your typical exercise, like outside of this whole situation? I walk a lot. And honestly, just not having a car means that I just walk a lot by default, just doing day-to-day things, but now I'm not doing any of those things. And I have noticed like a pent up energy that I have nothing to use it on.

Well, do you want to borrow my couch? It's crazy because like sitting at home and working at home, the day fucking flies. Like it's already 530 and I feel like I just woke up. Does it not fly when you go to work? Yeah, it does woke up. No, it goes super slow. And like, really? I feel like it goes so much faster at work.

No, man, because like even just the process of waking up and then getting to work and then settling in for work. And then like By the time I reach lunch, I'm like, oh man, wow, it's days flown, you know, but like Here, it's like I fucking blink and it's six p.m. already For me it's and makes the two where the day goes by really fast now I don't know if you guys do here Trevor Trevor Trevor We can hear him yelling Now I don't know if you guys do here Trevor Trevor Trevor. I think he is.

We can hear him yelling. He's getting very frustrated over some game. I think or he's acting. I can't tell. Is he recording a cheap and hot right now? I don't know because you're trying out. You should try and out you should try and out yellow Yeah I Just text the Trimmer Trimmer's gonna get his turn cuz he knows what room you're in. And he knows what couch is in there.

He's gonna start yelling. I think it's something else. What was I say before? Your days are a mixture of long and short. I think is what you're saying. Oh yeah. No, it's a, they feel short. Like the days themselves feel shorter.

I grew with you, Blaine. Yeah. But the weeks, like when I look back and like, holy shit, it's only been a week. Like we only went into quarantine. Yeah. And what was it? The 24th, it's only been like a week and a half.

For real? That's so crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's like way longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like even more serious, a bunch of us were like, okay, we're going to go to the office and the beginning of the week at least, we're just going to like try and bang on as much content as we possibly can. And yeah, it feels like I've been in my house for a year.

Like, it is wild. And the only reason I know what day it is is because of work. Like, I'm like, oh, calendar. Like, I need to see, we have these meetings. And that's actually been really cool too, man. Like, we have instituted a policy that like, everyone has to have their webcam on, get our scrum pretty much.

And so we spend, like, what, probably 20% of our meeting that we should be talking about work stuff, just joking around. And I think it's because we're all just desperately just like, God, I'm just hanging out with all of you guys and please, some social interaction would be amazing. Yeah. One of my favorite responses ever. So I don't know if someone in broadcast could pull up my tweet that I tweeted earlier today. Of all of us.

Of all of us. Yeah, so Gus had his webcam like this. Like basically all we could see was the top of his head. This was his webcam. He was like a brick background. Like it looks like he was doing like shitty at home stand-up comedy And so all of us recreated this and I don't know if we could pull it up, but my favorite response I'll just I could just show it on

the camera So this was Todd This was Todd. Yeah, zoom background. And someone just responded to my tweet that says, why does Todd Womack look like he's an ants? The movie. I fucking lost it.

Oh, that's so good. If ants were bold and white. So the other thing that looks so weird is he had his headphones on and the further back he got then like whatever program was trying to replace the background kept taking out his ears. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't know whether it's just because I'm not seeing a lot of other human faces, but I feel like everyone looks more attractive. Like, I'm so excited to see another face. But it's more appealing than it usually is. It's a combination of that and fear with me because I still take my dog out to go walk

and go out and just walk around the neighborhood just to kind of get out and get in the air and stuff like that. But if I encounter another pedestrian, it's just like, oh, yeah. You know, like, I like, you gotta keep the distance and they're thinking the same thing most of the time. And yeah, it's also one of the things where you like, you're like, friend, but then you also like, no, it's so weird.

How many times do you spend? How many times do you spend? What's up? Well, I say it's supposed to wear mosques now. Have you been wearing a mosque when you go out? Yeah, I, I got, I look like a, like a, a train robber. So I didn't have a mask.

So April learned how to make a one out of cloth, like using this folding I'm gonna send this to Michael Schissner to you Eric who should I send that to you? So you bring it up. Yeah, I went out looking like this the other day. Oh my God. Oh wow. It's like I'm Gavin free and I don't know what one people to know who I am, but I'm wearing a I went out looking like this the other day. Oh my God. Oh wow. It's like I'm Gavin free and I don't know what one people to know who I am, but I'm wearing a rooster t-shirt right now.

My problem is, excuse me, are you getting free? Oh no. I can't even know. Oh, don't know what you're talking about. You're Gavin impression every time. You sound like you go. You go. You go. So high.

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Flipping that all around it's straight when people impersonate you guys like Chad and bar what do they sound like? Oh When people impersonate you guys like Chad and Barbara, what do they sound like? Oh god, I impersonate yourself. Oh, they always do the like, hey, yeah, bro, like it's like extra like, Callie fucking douche bro. So that's fun. People don't really imitate me unless they're like trying to do like an extreme Canadian accent, which is funny because a couple people commented on last week's podcast saying I sound more Canadian and it's probably because I haven't been around as many Americans as I usually am so it's coming back. Don't you spend every waking second with Trevor? Yeah, but I guess maybe I'm more comfortable around him so I feel like I could be be myself and I'm not as comfortable around everyone else at work.

I'm offended. What if Trevor in content and comes back to work and he just sounds like, oh hey, how are you doing? Yeah, you're okay. You alright, A? Trevor, cold and comfortable from the videos there. I saw the most Canadian thing today online. Someone was getting Poutine delivered to them, and some guy came out of the restaurant holding a bag of Poutine on a hockey stick and like

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rooster. That staps.com type in rooster. Have you discovered like any new hobbies or anything? I want to get back to so hold on. I got these little Star Wars guys and this was my like painting station and I started doing like Star Wars miniatures and I want to get back into that but I've been too fucking busy with work so I haven't gotten into it yet but it's time I'm done with work I'm like I want to get into more like physical like DIY stuff like I've got a bunch of tools that mainly came from Slumber guys, but like I can cut wood and build shit. I can't, I don't have to do any of that, but I really wanna try,

but I also don't wanna end up in the emergency room mid, you know, COVID pandemic. It's a bad time to go to the hospital or something else. So I'm just like, I've got all this time and this stuff, and I'm like, nah, nah, I'm not good. I really wanna get into power tools, but. I'm not good at it. I didn't suggest reading.

I posted a picture on my Instagram story last night. It was my bench press set up. Basically, Bernie a long time ago brought this like curl slash like close grip bench press barbell to work. He left it up at the office and then we started accumulating weights, and then we started using those weights for production things. Like, we would put them on the jib

so that it was the counterweight to the camera. So like, when I was the last time I was up at the office, I saw that sitting there, no one was using it, it was over in broadcast, and I was like, hey, broadcast, I'm stealing this. So like, I took all the burdens of weights back to my house, and that's what I've been lifting with. But I don't have a rack or anything like that. So the other day I to make a bench press I set up two senior blocks and I put the weight balancing on top of it and then I like

Like shimmy underneath it and that's my bench press. It's fucking horrifying Drives me forward when I'm ending up in the emergency room. Oh, yeah So it drives me forward. When am ending up in the emergency room? Oh yeah, exactly. Yeah, you totally have yourself on tile 911 and just sitting there waiting. Blade was like the fitness equipment vagrant. Like right before, like this quarantine started,

we knew it was coming and like he kept going around the office and he's like, I think Jim's are gonna close. Like I don't know what I'm gonna do. So then he's like, I wonder where I can get some dumbbells or something, but I was like, well, achievement under his stomach, he's like, that's a good idea. I'm gonna go ask Barbara. That's like, he was going around.

Yeah, it's a broadcast. Do A.H. and just like collecting. I like how we were like looking for like electric equipment. And food. And he's just like, where's your weight? So, and I think my, was that, keep going. My fitness setup is 225 pound dumbbells from Achievement Hunter. I think they're like Michaels or something.

I have burn you up in the lower. You know, those are the ones from the Carnival video. I have Bernie's barbell with all of his weights, for most of his weights. I have broadcast boys his pull-up bar sitting right in my office because the last time I was up there, they hadn't taken it and was like, mine. And then I've got a bunch of

suddenly blamed drops from the feed. I also have like some resistance bands, some of them were from our department and some of my order online. It's grim folks to stay to safe thick. You got a lot of stuff at your disposal though. You are luckier than most people in that situation. But, but, yeah.

Doesn't have. Farves has been rubbing it in Blaine's face that she has this really nice spot, right? Bro, you got a fucking squat rack and a bench. Oh my God. Well, that is stuff I luckily Trevor had. He bought it a long time ago because he was trying to weigh his options of buying a gym membership versus just buying all the equipment he needed to essentially accomplish what he was going to accomplish at the gym and he decided to invest and buy that.

So I've been lucky enough to be able to use his stuff. That's crazy. And it's been, you have the space for it. I can get weighing up the price of the gym equipment, but it's like having to store it forever is what would be off putting to me like I don't have enough room It really doesn't take as much room as you think it would So the bar itself is the thing that takes up the most room because that's just wide but the squad wreck itself is maybe like I don't know four feet Why it or something like that?

God, maybe. That is like my fucking dreams to have a weight room in my house, like to go from sleeping to waking up and walking over to a bench and then just fucking ripin' some shit out. Oh, we're excited he's getting. I'm so like, here's the thing, thing up stuff fucking sucks. It's no good It's fucking awful when things go back to normal. I am gonna. I'll have a newly sunlight

I'll feel like the fucking happiest man on the planet. I'll be like seeing everybody and loving everybody And I'm gonna fucking just lift his all of my weights. I'm gonna lift everything I'm gonna say there's gonna be a scene where we cut to you at 24 hour, or any like 24 hour gym in the middle of the night. I was like, making out with like all the equipment. He's like, I missed you my dear. Starting from the two and a half pounders all the way to like the 120's,

I'll kiss every dumbbell. Just like that one like. And probably get COVID-19. It's like 10. And like, God, this is why I feel like a piece of shit like during this time because like everyone else is like oh I'm improving my home. I'm using this time to like improve my body or whatever and I'm like I am so fucking stressed out I like I'm I'm I'm drinking it's a like every day I'm I'm drinking. It's like every day. I'm like, I'm like, I just feel like such a position. Definitely. I can't help it. Do you think this is for Thursday, please? Thank you.

Don't worry. I'm helping every other day. Everyone's so different. Like a ton of people are using this time for like, yeah, self improvement or learning a new thing. I think it is absolutely totally fine to use this time and do absolutely nothing with it. If that is what makes me the happiest or if like you just want to be a bit sad about the situation and that's all you can get out of it, I think that's absolutely fine as well. I mean, yeah, sure. I mean, this is not just like, oh, you guys get to just chill at home for a couple of weeks or months or whatever, it's going to be like, it's a fucking crisis. Yeah.

Like give yourself some slack. But you know, I got a bank out. Yeah, that's true. You got that. But it's like, you know, we're working. I've had this already. Like, April and I are both trying to juggle our schedules because she works in global mobility So if you don't know what that is basically she moves people around the world for like big companies

and Needless to say that's on fire right now like she has some clients that are stuck in other countries that can't get home and like all this stuff It's like it's yeah, it's so like her job is like ramped up and then obviously we need to keep producing content and like getting all that stuff. And so it's like, we're doing that and then we got the kids all day and like, well, so like by the time like finally the kids are like asleep and like everything has settled and we're off. And it's just like, I don't want to do shit. I don't want to do a single goddamn thing other than like watch a show Tiger King is

fucking great by the way. Or just like go play wow. That's what I've been doing a lot of. I've made a lot of progress on my Wow characters, not so much on myself. And it's funny, whenever I log into Discord, I always see Chad's playing World of Warcraft. I've been collecting that so much.

And it's been meals that I've been wanting to cook, but I haven't had the balls to do it. And my girlfriend's like an excellent cook. So like she's been meals that I've been wanting to cook but I haven't had the balls to do it and My girlfriend's like an excellent cook so like she's been coming over and I made my mom's homemade meatloaf Like I called my mom and I was like all right, what specifically do I do like step-by-step and I made it was just It was so good and then I also made breakfast pizza Because when high school they used to start Oh my god, it was fucking majestic. It was so good.

It was pretty heavy, though, for a breakfast. It, I like the whole day, it was just like, I felt like I was sweating. It was so tasty, though. I have to ask, did it go into your pizza photo album that you have on your phone? No, I sat down today updating my pizza photo album. So, yeah. I subtotely updating my pizza photo album. Yeah. Did that have any context for that? Or should we just wait for that to release in some fashion? Oh, did that ever come out?

That's a weird thing. I don't want to say too much because it's such a good fucking concept for a video that I don't want to give anybody else the idea. It is aces. So we'll keep you updated, guys. There's a very good video coming out Italian sausage on that what is that no so basically so like JG appears high school Pierce might mustangs in Richardson, Texas

It was the place that I went to freshman sophomore year of high school my dad used to coach there for years and Every morning or not every morning, like some select special mornings, they would serve breakfast pizza. And the football players had morning practice. And we would literally, like, if word got around at breakfast pizza was being served, we would fucking shower and like,

chase like run and race to the cafeteria to get our hands on it. Because basically all it is is pizza crust, white gravy, mozzarella cheese and breakfast sausage, and it was fucking magical. And it sounds kind of gross, but like, not at all, do you? It was so good.

And what kind of event they're gross? Oh yeah, that's not so amazing. No, I didn't get it. It sounds like a full English breakfast to me is the ultimate breakfast, but I would really only, I would have that like once a week max, cause it's just so heavy. Hey guys, look, nothing's changed.

Oh, we're on the set. Hey Chad. Yeah, that's wonderful. I'm holding a guy, holding my microphone is over here. That's how you do that. Yeah, you do. Go, David.

Well, like, the one is this extra life. I've been getting so much flack from British people. Like, they're like, they don't understand what gravy is. White gravy. They only think of brown gravy. Yeah, I've gotten used to the term gravy being a lot broader than what I'm used to. Like to me, gravy is like meatwater and stuff. Well, Gavin, it's all gravy, baby. But for real though, white gravy, like if you guys haven't tried it before, I don't know

how to describe it. It's just like cream with like hints of sausage and pepper in it. And it's just... It's just... It must be... No, it must be delivered to you. It's just some sort of bread. That's sauce. It's just, no, it's probably just sauce.

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It's just sauce. It's just sauce. It's just sauce. It's just sauce. It's just sauce. It's just sauce. It's just sauce. cook turquoise meats. Oh, you're like, how would you explain Oxnocube? But how would you explain white gravy to somebody that doesn't know what white gravy is? I would just say it's some weird sauce. Nailed it. You know, you don't need more wine when you try and slap it open. I'm afraid you're recreating something.

Where someone went, I forget what it was, but there was a slap in its time. You can do that. No, I can't. I believe in you. Yeah, by the end you got this. This episode of The Ristief Podcast is brought to you by ExpressVPN. So we all know how ExpressVPN protects your privacy and security online, right? But here's something you might not know.

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It's not sorcery. Like, you don't have to get it from somewhere else. Like, I can acquire the stuff needed to make this myself and I can do it. And like, I don't know why that just like never snapped before, like for like certain things, but then I was just like, oh, and so like, I've been on this big kick now to be like, I go out and like make shit that I like really enjoy that are like outside my comfort zone of cooking. I mean, there are some things that I genuinely can't get though.

Like I can't get English milk. I have to have weird American sugar milk. What is it? It's just milk from an English cow, but for some reason it isn't taste weird and What an English cow? No like a cow This is why people talk about the chocolate bars from the UK because they use the English milk and apparently we can't Achieve that here guys

Yeah, I only I only write on English paper. It's from paper made from English trees. Look, Blaine, I'm just talking about stuff that you can make food, Blaine, but I can't make milk that came out of a different country's cow blame. It's the same thing, the cow's not different. It's just because you've flew to a different country. It's eating different grass and feed,

and it's being pasteurized in a different way. They're not adding the same shit. They're not adding the same Not shit. They're not adding like weird extra hormone crap to it or something Bullshit everywhere everywhere Okay, then give me one, Gavin. I can't. You can't hold on. It's the way. If I, you think you can get some, like, do you, like, you can probably get a normal milk these days, guys. Well, no, we's trying to get it from the UK. Yo, I had a heartbreaking thing happen.

I love milk. I love it. And I bought two gallons of milk, because the maximum amount that they'll let me have, and I swear to you, I'll drink it in like five days, no problem. Zunloading groceries with my girlfriend, popped open the Jeep trunk and then it's just like a ghost fucking threw the milk out.

Like it just like launched out and just splattered on the concrete of the parking garage. And I just watched it, just go like, glue, glue, glue, just like, no, no, it's sucked so we have I think I told you that guys this is growing but Gavin hasn't heard it we so like our driveway has a pretty steep incline and we just gone shopping and I had bought some wine and so we we go pulled up we parked and I'm like all right cool and her car is

newer than mine it has one of those like automatic trunks for like you hit the button and just starts going and so it's like all right Cool we hit that and I'm standing behind it and then just the only thing is two wine bottles Just shoot out the back of it and shatter at my feet I just look down And then looks up Not And then looks up and then just walked inside. Not just when you just left the glass there you asshole. Oh, I know I thought it was on my driveway. I went inside for like,

I have a job for you. Yeah, exactly. And then I came back. It's not it's not littering if it's your land. Right. No, I of course cleaned it up. But I just had that moment where it's like, I just need to take a second and process.

So if you live next to a house that had garbage all in its front yard and like trash everywhere, like that wouldn't bother you because it's their property. It's my land. What's not what I. And I mean, it's different. It's no. If you have any chauet. Yeah, if there's no chauet, what am I going to say about the way someone else uses their own land that they pull?

It's that. All right, Gavin. So say you bought a house and your neighbor is just like fucking like there. It's like the quadru... Well, God, what's the word I'm saying? The perimeter of their house is just 10 feet stack tall of just trash.

Would you be like, it's your land? Yeah. Well, I'm gonna say, clear up you. I mean look. What did they tell you? What did he look everywhere? How in their yard and the cow was shitting everywhere and eating all the grass and it's junk. Look, I was English and it was an English cow, especially in Texas, especially in Texas. I'm not gonna tell a Texan what they could do with the lands that they own.

That's outrageous. They'll shoot me. They'll see. Much higher chance that you get shot down here for doing something like that. Yeah, I feel like humans don't own a ton of space on the earth, unless you're a billionaire. So it's like, if someone's worked enough to own some of their on the earth, you know, unless you're a billionaire. So it's like if if someone's worked

enough to own some of their piece of America, then by all means, you know, as long as it's not fucking a top-of-the-over or like injuring people passing by, I'm pretty sure you could do whatever you want, right? I mean, you can't do that. I bought an anchor. I'm just gonna burn tires and aerosol cans out there 24 seven But isn't that illegal though? Isn't that a legal issue? But so is littering it's Well, I'm saying if it's breaking the law like I'm not gonna grow you know a ton of weed What if what if You know a ton of weed because it's Oh, it's a mango. That's your legal engineer. What if, what if, Gavin, you bought some land and then you flew over some seeds of British grass and then you brought over a cow or a wolf.

Yeah. And I would watch the 40 degree sun come over and just bake it 24 hours a day not 24 hours. That doesn't make me sense 40 degrees is cold Gavin Oh my god speaking of which so we did a video Because like we bitch about how cold the bathrooms in our office get, and Mary was finally like, I'm done, I'm getting one of those little like temperature guns, and I'm gonna figure,

so many of the comments were like, how dare you, just only show the degrees in Fahrenheit. Like, my God, I got this. Get on board with the rest of the world. I got this special guest, Obamia. Hey! I'm sure it's gonna be my text. We heard you before on the-

Yeah, we were playing Lex Roll. We're getting, no, yeah, we were playing like We get no, yeah, he just text I didn't check but yeah, he just texted me back He's telling to do the dog thing tell him to do the dogs thing you the dogs thing What's that he was he really said video he's like up on the camera talking about dogs. Oh, God video where you're going you're talking about the dogs. Here it comes. He doesn't have the microphone. All right.

No. Sorry. No, but have him lie down on that couch. Touch. Touch is not one of those dogs. No, he's a good boy. He's the best. Have you seen this?

Also Chad, I'd like to point out as I often do this map, which is the very... Yeah, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know world was, but they got rid of it. Like it's not an American thing. It's like an old European thing. Check it off. It's done. We're done with Fahrenheit. But again, I will let the argument as a fellow Celsius or, uh, I will say that we do live in America and we have for at least eight years. So I feel like at this point we got to adapt to what they do. Excel, C-R. I'm still crap from Fahrenheit. I can deal with it like on a thermostat, but if it comes to anything that's not like at the temperature of a room, I don't know where I stand with with Fahrenheit. Fair enough. That's crazy for me to wrap my head around.

Too smart thermostat's a lie. Easily switch it to Celsius or do you just because they were here in America? Most thermostats have both. Yeah, I can't miss out on my pets. I don't want to do that to Tony. I don't want to have a It's so good to do is oh, I'll just set it to 72 and then you're like Yeah, exactly Although it is because I used Fahrenheit back home in Canada for like, ah, like, it was like a furnace. Yeah, exactly. Although it is because I used Fahrenheit back home in Canada for, like indoor temperatures to the same way you do here in America. And I like what you grew up with Fahrenheit.

No, they grew up with Celsius as well. I mean, they grew up using both, like knowing both, but they were Canadian, they're both Canadian. My nest is Celsius. I change it and it's 24.5 degrees. Hell yeah, boy. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's a comparable temperature. You have and how much would you Venmo me

if I kept it like that for a week? How, how much would I Venmo? Someone Venmoed me a dollar the other day. Just to say hi. And I replied to them and they're like, wow, this worked and I was like, don't, oh, and then I deleted my Venmoed me a dollar the other day just to say hi and I replied to them. They're like wow this worked And I was like don't oh, I'm and then I deleted my Venmo I was gonna say and then you announced that on a podcast that you're spending to someone sent you money

Oh, yeah, I really hated that they sent me money like no one do that. It's a gather- I'm not responding for over a hundred dollars Don't send me money One thing that's so weird about no seriously don't One thing that's so weird about, no seriously don't, one thing that's so interesting about Ben Merlough is the public feed. Like I can see, like Miles paying for groceries to someone is like, why is that a thing? And it like sends me, I don't know when I start,

yeah I don't know when I signed up for Ben Merl, I don't think I've ever used it. Maybe I just got it because it was new at the time. But for some reason, the notification feed has never gone away and I need to just delete the app because I keep knowing what everyone's buying. Well, I thought they could do it. It's weird.

It's like, it's like my exes and their new boyfriends and shit. It's like, I don't know that, you know, someone so from five years ago just paid for roses or I don't know. Paid for $10 on the casting couch. Yeah. $100 for great sex.

Oh, no, like, one of the things weird is like everyone when they post something on when they do a transaction on Vembo, they can choose whether or not that it's displayed publicly. And it's just like people just like, ah, sure. And they're like, I remember people were talking about like Sarah, Sarah Weems. She had to go out and pick something up for extra life. I think I was like, oh, you grabbed me. It was either like food or booze, probably booze. And then I was like, I'll be right back.

So I did. And she critiqued me on not having like a funny public Venmo post for me paying her back. And I was like, I'm just trying to give you money. I'm daring. I'm not a social media site. I'm like pulling over people from. Like, I've never done anything on Venmo, but is it taking it from like an old Facebook account?

Or I think it's phone numbers because there's someone here that I've never had any connection with on social media, but she's on here. So I'm assuming her phone number is still saved into my phone. Like sometimes it's rent. It's like, oh, this person paid $1,200 to this person. I can't see you know what your rent is.

So he doesn't say a mount though. I don't think it shows a mount for public info. I think it just shows what it is. It's a plucky dust. If you want to do anything. He does not, I'm looking at just like the random public feed, but it's just it's just randomly showing. Like I don't know any of these people.

This girl I talked to like legitimately like seven years ago, man, five years ago, since somebody money for Coachella refund. I wonder if we could find anybody paying anyone for fire festival on that app. Probably. gave you 30,000 dollars for the VIP suite at fire festival or however much they were, how much were they like a hundred K. Oh, I don't know.

That whole thing was. Does anybody know that? Yeah. Those are some fun documentaries to watch Yeah, well you're stuck inside But if you haven't ever you guys watched Tiger King have you seen it? Yeah, I finally finished it the other week I've also been watching footage and interviews around the Netflix documentary and it seems like they left out so much bad shit.

Like what? I'm sure they did. That was like a David Spade interview where he interviewed the producer guy, the guy who lost all this footage in the fire. Yeah. And your part also just like break for that. Yeah.

Because he was talking about stuff like, Joe Exotic would just like walk up to a tiger he didn't like and shoot it in the head and some woman dropped off a horse Because she couldn't take care of anymore and he was like, yeah, you know, we'll take care of it Put out in one of the fields and the moment she left he just shot it and fed it to the tigers like shit like that Just like I don't know stuff this like extra dark that I can see why they didn't put it in the documentary, but it really makes you wonder like the way they frame everything. You end up watching the documentary and kind of kind of having like a fondness for Joe Exotic,

even though he's an absolute crazy man. You understand, yeah. I think up until like episode five, like episode five I think is where you start to almost feel for him, but then I think it quickly shifts back. Yeah, but there are moments where I like in his favor, but then it still looks like he was just a terrible,

awful human if you can believe what everyone's saying outside of the table. Everyone is. That's what's insane about that documentary. You're just like, wow, this is fucking crazy. That person's person's bad shit and say, like clearly he's gonna be the person that's, he or she or she would be the person that stands out

in this documentary. And then the next episode, like, now meet this guy. And I'm like, whoa, like, and they just keep going. And it just, it's wild. I wanted to read you guys a tweet that I saw, which like I thought that I was the only person being like, man, I don't, like, this is show was so confusing to me, but this tweet says,

how the fuck do you sit through seven episodes of men running animal abuse sex cults? And come out most angry at the woman survivor that possibly got rid of her creepy ass predator husband she met at the side of a road at 19 when he was in his 40s. Which right, and that's, it just, everything is is a turn and it just keeps turning and you're just like this is all of this out of context. I haven't watched it I've only watched the trailer and I'm from Oklahoma and I was just like this is just the same way I grew up with. You haven't watched this? No I loved it. I was in Oklahoma. Did you ever go to Joe Exotics Zoo?

I don't think so, but I do remember as a kid going to like A petting zoo slash exotic zoo, I have no way of knowing whether or not that was connected or not. You did like petting? We did like, yeah, some sort of, I'm just gonna do some sort of,

you know, carnival bullshit where they had like animals and stuff. So I don't know. I'm not gonna like when I was watching this, I thought I thought about a certain service that brings exotic animals to places. that brings exotic animals to places. And I was like, man, I don't know. Yeah. I apparently things were looked into and things were done safely and humanely. Okay, good.

Yes. We're talking about the petting zoo that we used in a recent carnival video that we did, but yeah, apparently we did a lot of research into, we're not, not me, but the Marylyn, everyone producing it, looked into it and did a lot of research on it. So they're humane and good and everything.

So, great. You're not worried. Good. I got, I just got very nervous when they do, just like drop the tiger, it's like tiger. It's like a tiger. Like a tiger. When they do, it's just like drop the tiger It's our tiger Like it's I agree when the dude is just like here's the kangaroo like and he's like I'm gonna get the other animals And then it was just like running around ages off his and I'm like what am I gonna? We do like

I know that was a very confused time Gavin. I'm still bummed out that you never saw it that in person The well, I did see it at the other thing Yeah, but I mean like the current the whole carnival we set up for you. Yeah, and did see it at the other thing. Yeah, but I mean like the whole carnival we set up for you. Yeah. And it's Ryan's fault. Yeah. I guess we're not playing what siege today or whatever you guys were supposed to do. I mean, that would be in respectful of my time, which I appreciate. But also, yeah, that would have been really fun to well, I don't appreciate it. Because that was ready for you. Would you have brought baby oil on me, Gavin? Yeah. Yeah. Sure. See, and like the game that Barb and I created for Matt

was like, it was just, it was really for all of you. You guys got to shoot some stuff. They don't glit all over his desk. It's, by the way, he's probably still fine in glitter, huh? I mean, if you've ever had glitter poured over your anything, you'll find it for the rest of your life. That was the goal. It was to give him a lifelong present. I like, I kind of like this idea of us doing nice pranks to you guys, like just doing nice things

and fun things for you. I want to get back in doing more. It was like that when we get back. It's like that old short that Ristatieth made where who would say those really bad at pranks? They were like really nice things. These guys. I think that's a Matt.

We're in that video, I think. Just pranking stuff. Yeah, pranking. And was it, no, it was Jeff. Does he go, woohoo. And then you like pop sound or something. I want to say it's, I think it's Gus and Matt. I like that we all work at Rooster Teeth and then there's like some somebody watching right now

and they're just like pulling the fucking hair out. They're like, ah! Oh yeah, Gus was like, I'm doing nice things for Matt. Yeah. So he like washes his car and all this stuff and then, uh, Bernie, this is the introduction I think of Cop Bernie and Joel. Oh, the one that where Jeff goes, woohoo, is when the egg-seating thing,

I think that's baby guts. Oh yeah, for sure, just another classic. To come in on one plane with thing, if you guys understand, it's like a lot of us been doing this for a very long time. Like 10, 11 years more. Like we've made so much shit that like there's no like there are times like someone will come up to me and be like, in this video, like you said this and like,

especially with like death battle and stuff, which is very analytical and we dove into much of this. Now you said this and I thought it would be this way. And I can you, you remember that? And I'm like, I have no idea. Like literally the last episode of a good morning from Hell we did. I would be this way. But can you, you remember that? And I'm like, I have no idea. I'm literally complaining. The last episode of Good Morning From Hell we did. Apparently I said something as Clayton about blame,

like myself, and then people are like, oh, it's blame, Canon, and Good Morning from Hell. And I was like, we just saw that last weekend. I have no idea what you're talking about. Like, I just reset my memory. That happens after probably every single podcast, especially always open that we do, because since I'm hosting it,

I'm in like, all right, I got to remember the segments. I got to like keep track of all these things at the same time, all the ads and whatnot. And by the time it's over, they're like, cool, you guys have any titles you could think of that you want to call us up. So I'm like, I have blacked out. What happened?

Everything we've just said. And we recorded it yet. It is crazy how long some of us have been doing the same thing. Like I was, I recently shot a, it's like a VR 3D series for Oculus in Slamour. And I was trying to remember the last time I'd done 3D with phantoms. And I was like, oh, it was probably a few years ago. I looked it up. It was literally a decade ago. It was like 10 full years ago that I'd done 3D with Phantoms. And I was like, oh, it was probably a few years ago. I looked it up. It was literally a decade ago. It was like 10 whole years ago that I'd

like, frame-sync two Phantoms together because it was around the time where 3D TVs were coming. That was in 3D though. That was just a bunch of Phantoms for different angles. But like 3D TVs were trying to make you come back around like 2010 or 2009. Yeah, that was like, yeah. This is my 12th year since starting with Screw Attack.

How many people were at Screw Attack when you started? Let's see. Craig, Ben, Brian, Nick. Maybe, yeah, like, probably anywhere between four and six, I don't remember. Except a lot of us got brought in like really close to each other. And what was the app when it was that it's the most people working there? Oh, the most people working there. We had what like 14 I think it's been a while now.

I mean, now it's crazy, but it's been rebranded to step battle. So it's like where do you draw the line? It's also now like, you know, it was Sean taking over the animation along with Joe. And like, now we've kind of like merged the 2D team in with deathbattle, and it's actually been really cool. So I don't know if you guys have seen deathbattle recently, but like we've got to use the 2D team a lot more

and like they've all come together to help each other and like we've helped them with like using 3D environments and 2D and like it's really awesome. It's been super cool. So did you guys do the I'm not gonna say who he goes against in case you haven't done it But a deadpool episode. Is that is that a thing that you've released? We've done a few Deadpool versus versus death stroke And then we did Deadpool versus Pinkie Pie from my little pony And then we did Deadpool versus Pinkie Pie from my little pony. And then most recently we've done Deadpool versus the mask.

And that's probably why you're thinking about because that's a 2D team did that. So they asked if live actionowner participate in that. I don't know if there's going to be behind the scenes. I don't really give a fuck. Uh, anyways, like I wrote a script where it was, it was a fight that took place outside of their actual fight So then I wrote a script where it was like 20 people in greens and tie suits versus 20 people in reds and tie suits And they fought each other it was fucking stupid. I can't remember what the punchline was playing just wanted an excuse to wear a skin tight suit for Some I just really wanted to see a room filled with just running at each other and then breaking chairs off of each other and you can't see their faces you just see Zintai suits.

Zintai suits are so fucking funny. Yeah, believe it. Yeah, there was actually there's some weird legal issue that made that non-happen, but yeah. But anyway, a long time. So yeah, coming up on 12 years for me doing this. There are so many people I met. I had conventions when we've gone to represent Ruby who've told me that they found Ruby through death battle through the one with Yang and Tifa. Oh, that was, that was, was that the first time I met you when you came down.

It might have been. I came down to Dallas to record. No, I, no, I think I met you when you came out to SGC. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then that was after I still get people to be like, if we ever introduced, like grandma boomstick that you have to voice the character. Grandma boomstick.

I forget the voice I did for it. You tried to go gravely with it, you know, like do the... How do you do, boom, steak again, what is it sound like? What do you mean, Barb? What am I talking about? Hey! That's it. What do you mean, Barb?

It's me. I'm a boom steak. Oh, shame myself. This is like a pitch to fad. Chad, when do we meet? I'm trying, now I want to know, I met Barbara when I was packing stuff at RTX and you came up and I said, hey, and then you went, hey, and when I went,

I went, I was ahead of the time. I was preparing for COVID-19. You're still doing it. I do not remember what the context in meeting Gavin was. I, yeah, I don't remember meeting you in the slightest. I don't know why that is. I like, but I feel like you feel the same way about me.

Like when did we meet? I would guess it was at some point like before an RTPod guess when you were interning for Richard Tath Blane. That's like, I'm sure you'd ask the NRTX or something. I remember the first time I thought you were awesome, Blane. It was when we did that. Lads action news and we like, and you, someone busted your shirt open, but it was all those poppers and you're like, oh, no, that was really funny. I actually texted you the other day.

Was it today? Yesterday? Because I saw a compilation. I think Hembo made a compilation of the last couple of weeks. And I always watched those to catch up on the shit that, you know, I don't watch fully. And you burped in Jeremy's face. And it was the funniest goddamn thing. It was like some yellow, what do you say? It was like butter coat or something? It was like butter soda.

And we lost against it in beer pong and he made me choke the whole bottle. It was the most like it was like a triple layer burp where you had like the rumbly burp and then just like an airflow element to it and the sound was just unbelievable and the Jeremy just immediately gets. Like again Jeremy was taped to the ground so, so he had to stay where he was. So like, I just chugged the beer and I'm surprised he didn't see it coming

because I put like telegraphed it so much I was walking towards him and then I just went, ugh, just like run out of space and I finished it with one of those, and then you don't react to it anyway. You don't even laugh, it goes smiley. You're just like, damn right. I was also, it's funny that you bring that up

because I also was watching. I forget who made it and I apologize to whoever did it. But like a recap of a bunch of stuff that happened. Oh, no wait, I'm dumb. It was the trailer we just put out for what's coming up in 2020, like the official Roosteries one. And there's a shot of you Gavin playing the Muscle Spasm Jenga that you guys did on the 12-hour

stream that we also did for Roosters. And you go, how do you work for? Yeah, I guess my arms don't have a lot to them. So the muscle is like, it's so small, but it's in so much control over everything else. We've got no other muscle to fight it. So it was like it was like snapping my arm back and then moving my whole body over like this. And I really had to bury that control.

All right. So I forgot. What can I do versus was was that morning. No, it's they did so they did versus where they had the the muscle zappy. Yeah. Oh, for jigger. And so we're hanging out in our little living room in our office. And Barb comes out. I have to recreate this.

Because she comes around the corner. I'm going to have to crash because my webcam is when he's just comes around the corner. And she's just literally like this. With just her arm stuck out like I'm just like you okay. It was really painful. Okay. I felt like I just did like a thousand fucking far-bel lift Shit my arm. I'm a little baby like we were only on like six or something on the scale to 10 But my arm hurt for like four days. Oh, yes.

She talked about it for multiple days. Like it really apparently messed you up. It's a sweet killer and being sure Chad. Oh, thank you. A combo breaker. Chad, when did we meet? Were you at that S.G.C. With Barb?

I've never been to S.G.C. Okay. Now I think then the first time we met was probably extra life. Yeah, maybe. I remember I can remember where I thought Chad was cool, but I don't know if I'm allowed to say it. Basically, you very subtly asked for the off the stage because they were drunk. It was the funniest thing ever. Sorry. Was that a R.T. extra? Where was that? It was it. It was an extra live.

It's just like, just like a perfect segue out of some awkward moment. And I was like, I like this jacket. Chad is masterful at stuff like that. Like in terms of like calmly explaining things to people or like diffusing a very awkward situation. Chad is like, Cheskis, masterful, I thought. Yeah.

One of the things with the thing happened and then he just like took a moment and then looked at the camera said, okay, we're moving on. I want to know who this drunk person was. That's like it. It's so good. It was you again. And we just didn't It's so good. It was you, Gavin. We just didn't want to say anything. Yeah, it was.

No, that was, but no, that moment did happen, but it was behind the scenes of Let's Play Live. Oh my god, that might be the drunkest I've seen with people. 100. When are TX? Drunkest I've ever seen you at least in the few times we've hung out. That was full blackout, man. That's so scary.

The black TX. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't know, it was I think two different people were trying to murder me, kill me, by just giving... It was already open bar like I'm well aware that I could just go and get a drink. But people would just keep getting a bunch and putting one in my hand every time. Double fisting at some point. I was never a point where a drink was in my hand. And obviously when you're drinking and being social, you have the occasional sip and you just keep sip it away until your brain turns off and you just keep your body just keeps going. And that's what I think the answer is.

The reason my clue, that person's name is Michael Jones. No, no, it's also Jeremy. And then also there was no food. And because with Let's Play Live, anything at RTX, we've all been there and everybody can test this. For some, there's this weird time warp that happens, where you're just like, I have to go do my next thing

or I have to do this thing. And like, oh, now I'm talking to people on the floor and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you're just like, oh shit! I have an eaten in like eight hours. Right? So I lose weight at RTX every single year. I lose like three or four

pounds from just walking around all weekend and like being stressed out and sweaty and like exhausted and never eating. Yeah. There's like this specific corner store that I go to during RTX and I just like I find a corner. I fucking stock up all the way. And I eat like 3000 calories on the spot and I still don't feel full after it. It's wild. And so like, what's up? It's probably just quickly mentioned in case anybody watching the show happened to not see the news that RTX was postponed into September 5th to 7th, Labor Day weekend.

So in case you did not hear the news, now you know, that is of course pending everything is safe and, you know, good by that date, but we're assuming it should be, but yeah, these are the new dates. September 5th to 7th. Great thing about September, it's gonna be a lot better weather and you're gonna be enjoying Austin in nice weather. Yeah, and it's a saturday to Monday too, it's a life. And it's a, it's a Saturday to Monday too, which is a very interesting change.

I don't think we've ever done that before. It's gonna be like, it's gonna be like as if Christmas was delayed. So the anticipation builds more and more. And when I get there, I'm just gonna come all the audience. No, I'm not gonna do that. I was just thinking, I almost did make the cover because when you started, you were like that. I almost did make the cover because when you

started you were like that and then you went with it. I was just sort of like the drunkest I've ever been in front of the rooster teeth audience was an RTX Sydney and I remember I was at a bar and it was the community night or whatever and I think Alana was DJing and she let me hit the button to drop the bass. I was so fucking drunk that he was like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do RTX I was backstage like hanging out with everybody and that Gavin I think that's when you're at peak drunk because they were trying to get you into your desk boys soon to just just Spandex I feel like I got into it just fine. I couldn't get out getting out Yeah, but I'm I don't know like I don't want to bother sending this to broadcast, but there's Gavin So Super He didn't take his shoes off.

So after, by the way, yeah, sorry to anybody who attended that, there was 100% a desk boy segment that was planned, but none of them could hear the cue. So they never went on stage. So this is like the perfect storm of like, so we get here early and they're like, hey, sign like like I don't know 3000 posters, so we're all just like signing like vigorously

And then like here's an open bar and they're like is there anything about food like oh, we don't have food And so I had sent my friends out to get McDonald's get I don't know if you remember when my friends returned with like a fuck ton of McDonald's for everyone It was very needed and incredible. And so like, yeah, it's all just like drinking. And then like, the dust boys thing was like way later on was planned. So after we did the hunger James, where I got tased a lot, they're like, I go backstage in my car, cool.

I'm just gonna now just like start slamming drinks and then, oh my God, yeah, you were so ready to go out there and like do your thing and no one heard the cue so it didn't happen you came back and you're like I don't know and then you're like I need to get out of this thing but you didn't take your shoes off. I feel like I was out on stage at one point because there's a picture of me making it out there probably in the wrong section. I think you guys ran around like after the fact doing something. I don't remember. The issue was, I've mentioned this before,

but my shoe laces were done up real tight, and I forgot the order of the suit. Like I was in the spandex shoot, this shoe, and then I put my foot into my shoes again and tied them up. So then when I peeled that out of the suit, my feet were stuck in my shoes tied up under the suit, and then I was just trying to drag them off. I was like, I can't. And I just got really sad that I couldn't get out of the suit. They like stuck my feet were stuck in my shoes tied up under the suit. And then I was just trying to drag them off. I was like, I can't. And I just got really sad that I couldn't get out of the suit. This is when I want to like three or four people to try. And I think the sugar pine

guys were like pulling you out of half of it and like I remember Jack. I know. This is all I remember is that I don't remember a ton of the, I guess, event, but I do remember being stuck in the suit. And I remember the faces of the people trying to get me out. And I envision them now all with halos because they're absolute saints trying to get me out of that bloody hot suit. It's like, I walked into like,

and everyone was drunk. That's the other part So like there's a bunch of drunk people just like pulling like your shoes are still clearly on and you Yeah, and then what like nice slip-ons or they were like high-top converse like done all the way up Yeah, like above my ankles. They were not coming off He's also like backstage that's backstage. I was fucking dark like you couldn't see shit. Oh, yeah, I remember running into stuff back there. So yeah, I remember being able to tell where people were by the smell of alcohol. Oh, yeah.

And then Gavin had a very sweet, very drunk and hard to heart with me. That was very nice. I don't remember that, but I mean, you are one of my go-to's for drunk talks. You're a great drunk chatter. Good listener. Thank you, guys. What kind of drunks do you think that you guys are? Like, there's like the friendly drunk. There's a talkative drunk. There's an in-drunk. I am friendly and talkative.

I think it depends on the food. Like, a lot of the time it's like and Lee and Target him. I think it depends on the food. It's like, a lot of the time it's like, lovey, and then sometimes it's like cheeky and Larry. Maybe it's the people I'm around. Like I feel like with you, Barbara, I get just Larry. Larry. What is Larry?

Larry Duncan, man. What is Larry? Yeah, Larry Duncan, man. What is Larry? What is Larry? Let me get the definition of Larry. I'm fucking, I'm a huggy and lovy and broy. Like, I love my drunk persona.

You know, I'm not proud of you. Routy. Routy. Maybe not, maybe not Larry. There's a lot of different definitions of Larry. Gavin, you have like tried to like prod me on to do stupid shit when you've been drunk before. I think I made some guy lose like $300 because you better money or something like that. Gavin, he's drunk. He's drunk as like dance monkeys.

No, that's true. You do very much try and set up your own entertainment. Like when you're really drunk, that's when you like come on, you're like, you do very much try and set up your own entertainment. Like when you're really drunk, that's when you come home, you're like, what would you do for $100? You know, it's like something, it's really nothing like that. You know, like,

would you do blank for blank? It's really, you're just putting for a source of entertainment. I mean, usually it's, if I've come off a production where you get, because I usually never have any cash, but if you get Podiums, you know, it's like, oh, this is to cover

your food for today, and then I end up just not using it. padeams, you know, it's like, oh, this is to cover your food for today. And then I end up just not using it. So you end up with just like kind of obscene notes, like a Benjamin or a 50. And it's like, yeah, if I get drunk, it ends up being like, I'll lose that. I'll just lose it. And it's like,

because to me, it's like, oh, I could get and I could experience from this, or I could buy like some McDonald's, but that's just not eating. And then I get drunk and then that causes me to lose it faster. It's a vicious cycle. Yeah, so we're talking, getting back on track to like, when everybody met each other. Blaine, I'm pretty sure we met during actual life, like I said.

Okay. And Gav, we met the first time when screw tech up brought under RTE and we came down to do some crossover filming with achievement hunter. And still to this day, that amazing frog, let's play that we did is one of my favorite let's plays that I've ever done. I like that was so fucking funny. Like we were laughing and crying. I still can't believe how many of us got stuck in that blip. It's just such like a janky game that if anything happened,

if you imagine something and then you could do it, it's like a miracle that it works because it's so much junk. I loved all those videos we made. Oh yeah, it was so much fun. And then since we're going to the next part, which is like when people were befriended, I remember it was let's play or sorry, RTX London.

Specifically, what was it? Like it was like the first or second night where we're all hanging out at that bar in our hotel. And there was that random dude that just like inserted himself into our conversation. Do you remember this? So we come it. Yes, yes, yes. So many people were here. I think I do remember that. So like we're slim. We're just like, it was Michael.

I'm pretty sure it was Michael and Lindsay. We're just like, yeah, shots. So like, shots just keep coming and like people are telling stories. And this dude literally his icebreaker when he came and sat down was like, hey, I heard you guys swearing. I also like to swear. Like that was his icebreaker when he came and sat down was like, Hey, I heard you guys swearing. I also like to swear like that was his icebreaker. And I remember this guy vividly now. Oh, yeah.

And then it was like, he kept calling Gavin the wrong name. It was like, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. And I was like, at this point, like, there's so many shots. And I was just like, all right. Like, so what I just kept like, what's up?'s so many shots and I was just like all right like so What's up? Which are yes London was that not Last year not the last one, but the one thing it was the second one got it. Yeah second one Yeah

obnoxious oh I know and it was more obnoxious than all of us somehow, which I think is an amazing. Well, we know each other. We could we could annoy each other and be fine. Yeah, but I kept like I could tell like Kevin was having none of it. And this guy was just like trying to just like be the left of the party and like tell all these stories. And I was like, Oh, yeah, Kevin loves that. I can't.

I can't read it. It's it. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. It's a joke. No, it was great. Literally Gavin turns to us after like, I don't know. You tell her in about like maybe 15, 20 minutes of this dude and then you're just like, yeah, I'm going to go. And you just got to start up and just like, yeah, it probably called me, it probably

like tried to Kevin me into the conversation or like hop into Kevin's conversation for the ninth time and I was like, yeah, I see it. And I'm legitimately laughing just now. I don't know, like I don't know why that happens so often. Like that's happened to me in multiple social settings. If someone just like some drunk Beligerent person just coming over and being like I'm gonna be friends with you guys now and it's like

I know I have zero patience through that I feel like someone Oh I know you can get a good interaction from that there But usually the ones that find us Uh, just the worst. I don't know. That's my mistake.

They're just so belligerent and so overly obnoxious that they make it. That was one time. I don't know if any of you guys were with me. Blaine, you might have been. I don't remember. This was a time we were hanging out at a bar called Garage Bar in Austin. And someone we used to work with came and I guess not too fond of this person I guess. I think they they I don't know. They weren't the greatest person. We don't know. I'm gonna type it in the chat. So you are. Yeah. For context. Yeah. And this person befriended someone at the bar and

brought them over to our table, even though we didn't invite this person who we worked with, he just happened to be at the same bar we were at. And he he. I already said this. It's I was trying to get over this person who he'd drunkenly be friended. And then he left and left the drunken friend of his who wasn't actually his friend with us. And we were like, we didn't know that this guy didn't even

know him before. He was just some random person from the bar. We're like, oh, so and so's friend is still here. I guess we'll hang out with him because he left. And then we slowly realized over the course of the night, like nobody actually knows this guy. We should probably tell him to leave. Oh, what if he was, was he not nice, at least?

He was just sitting there drunk. Just like at our table. There is an element to like, I feel like I can't be like fully myself or like open up and talk normal when there's some like a complete stranger there And I'm just like I have no idea this person is like I mean, and I'm happy to talk with strangers It's an awkward moment of everyone like looking at each other being like two years And I love meeting new people and like, you know, and stuff like that, but it's just like, there's like a right context.

And then if like if someone just fucking like appears and you're just like, what are you doing? Like I can't handle that. I like, there was one time I was at a brewery and I think Eric might have been there. I think you might have, it may have been Jordan Swairs. Guy comes up super fucking trash, Daydrunk. And he's like, ah like What's up guys?

And then I just looked at everybody and I was like okay. I'll see you guys later Yeah, I just like that laugh like so old drink fucking ghost it. I was like I know patients 100% so blame has Blan is about 15 seconds in him if someone is being just like obnoxiously annoying and then he will make he will find Someone that he knows, he will make eye contact, he goes, and then like boom, like gone. We, I, I, I, and the other way,

we're all just call that person to get the fuck out. Yeah, I can't do that. I don't have it in me. I, I had a thing once where I was at one of the industry parties, I think ATX, which is is usually the day before RTX starts or like on a different night where the exhibitors come and stuff. And I was with Alana, just talking to her

because I don't see her very often. And these two dudes were with her. And I just assumed that they were with her, they're just her friends. And I was like half an hour into this conversation just with these two dudes, who I just figured out weren't saying anything, they were just sort of stood at us while we were talking. And I was like, I guess at one point I tried to introduce myself, but she didn't know

who they were either. And that eventually we caught on to that. So I tried to get her out of this situation by being like, oh, Lennie, you want to go get a drink? And she was like, yeah, I love a vodka coat, whatever. She, I just like took her order instead of, hey, let's go to the bar. She was like, yeah, I love this drink.

And I was like, god damn it. So I just left it with the bar on my own. And she was just stuck with these two dudes. She didn't caught on to what I was doing. It was like, this is your out. Yeah. Or a mirror. See what I do in that situation is I slowly turn the circle so that I'm blocking out the people who are making me uncomfortable.

And there's just force them to stand behind me so that they're not like awkwardly just part of the conversation without doing anything and just standing there. I'm just like, if you're making me uncomfortable, it's not happening. I know this will be great for the VOD version, but apparently we just died live. Oh, is that a spicy story? Two spicy? I don't know.

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