Rooster Teeth Podcast - Blaine is Which Disney Character? - #496

Episode Date: June 12, 2018

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Thanks. Welcome to the Rooster's Podcast. I'm your host Barbara. Hello. Hello. I'm Barbara. I'm Trevor. We're going in reverse order. Yeah, I fear change. I am Blaine. I'm Chris nailed it nailed it and I'm Barbara. Oh Doesn't have the same time to us. I told her we should just flip it in posts. So that way it's in order Blaine You're comfortable and everything's good. Blaine actually took a time off camera there during that lovely ad read to show me his underwear. Yeah, someone will see it, but he definitely did.

I too am wearing that. And I am uncomfortable now. Now I kind of want to see. It's orange. Thank. Trevor's at orange? Yep, yep, it's definitely orange. Trevor's color blind, which is why I ask him.

It's perfect. You're really color blind? Just a little bit. What is that? Why are you there? Well, just to also the podcast, also sponsored by a quip and movement. Thank you to the other sponsors. I forgot to mention that because I got set to track to with Blaine's underwear. If you're the movement, they have glasses now you can wear

them because you're blind. That's true. I can't believe you lost a sense of sense of sight. I lost my sight. Blaine. I can't see that far. I'm right here Trevor. I'm here for you. He's touched me and he's shown me his underwear. Immediate. What is partially colorblind? Do you see like, just yellow? Whoa, that'd be cool.

That's a street color. I feel like predator. Yeah. I think there's certain colors you have a hard time distinguishing between. Which ones do you have a hard time with? Well, there's like red, green colorblind, which is very typical.

And then there's like a more rare case, which would be like blue purple colorblind. Yeah, I'm mostly red-green, it's just subtle shifts. Could you join the army? I don't know, maybe not, I think it's maybe, I can't. No, it's the air. I'm blind.

Don't draft me. I can't be a pilot in the air force because I think you need to be able to have like perfect vision for that. But there's actually cases where the military, it's useful to have people that are colorblind because they can recognize tires. And they'll be able to spot camouflage more easily

than a person I can see. Oh, so you have like a... So, so my crown takes us to war with North Korea. Yeah, I'm like a polar bear. It will be like, what's that one superhero who can't see, but he can like hear... Daredevil. It'll be like Daredevil, but you who can't see, but he can like here daredevil daredevil It'll be like daredevil, but you'll be just like colorblind and army

It's the worst daredevil It's the worst superpower ever He's like risk-lad. He can see slightly worse than normal, but his hearing's average It was nothing beneficial that my favorite colorblind story ever with Trevor is I was just back in Indiana visiting his family. We were watching old-home movies and there was a movie of him and his relatives doing like a Easter egg hunt and they each had different color eggs so like each could be looking for different flags and Trevor had green eggs but it was like outside in the forest so we couldn't find the green eggs within the green trees and grass. Yeah, it was bad.

And like on the video, they're pointing at my sister and heard they're watching. They're like, yeah, it's right there. And my parents in the video, it's like 96 or something, making fun of me because I can't see it. It's right below my feet and on camera. They're like, oh, yeah, I could see it. Like, you could see it. I couldn't see it on the video. You have video footage of the moment where your family realized that you had color blinded. They didn't realize they just made fun of me. No, we were also still laughing at it on the video. You have the footage of the moment where your family realized that you had color blind.

They didn't realize they just made fun of me. No, we were also still laughing at him in the video. Yeah, it wasn't until I needed like glasses that they handed me a color, have you ever taken like one of those dot tests, like the color blind test has numbers in it? Yeah, they just handed that to me for free while I was waiting, like just for fun.

And I was like, oh yeah, yeah. These don't have anything. And mom's like, oh come on, this says 27 in there. I'm like, what yeah, yeah. These don't have anything. And mom's like, come on. This says 27 in there. I'm like, what did no? It just says nothing. The doctor's like, my God. When you found out your mom making, when you found out when your mom found out, was it like really sad or you're just like, oh, no, I mean, my uncles got it. My grandpa had it. And it's so she probably passed because I guess females don't exhibit symptoms. So she's like, oh, that makes sense, but I feel terrible that I didn't know until you were like.

How do females not exhibit symptoms of color blindness? I don't know. Wait, so only men can be colorblind? No. No, it's like a rare and successful female that can be colorblind. Yeah, it's more common in men than it is in women. Yeah, maybe you're just a more perfect species.

Perhaps just different. I would agree with that. Yeah. Don't, aren't there more women in the world than men? Like it's like 50.8% versus the... Unless it's China. Rebell men, fight the women! No!

And then in China, yeah, I think there's 70 million more men than women. Oh, wow. Which is terrifying because there must be a lot of lonely people there. Oh, yeah. Or like lesbian, lesbian heaven and they're just like, is this the best? Yeah. Wait, why would that be lesbian heaven?

Gay guy heaven. Is that what I totally misheard? Like the opposite. Totally. Well, that's funny because we were trying to design a shirt and I thought it'd be cool if we had like a shirt that just had a big color blind thing here. I don't know what it would say because Goddard wouldn't be able to see it.

But Tobin sent me a design. He was like, here's like a mood board. Here's some ideas to get started. Like we're looking for like a hoodie and Q3Q4 and I'm like, cool, cool. And he sent like a colorblind swatch in the bottom left, it doesn't matter where it was. And I was like, oh, yeah, I was thinking about doing like a colorblind thing because that's that, I mean, they look cool. If you do the design, right? Yeah. They look cool. But I was like, but I was like, but I can see, I'm, it's funny if you do the design, right? They can look cool, but I was like, but I was like, but I could see, it's funny because I'm colorblind, but I can see that one.

It says 27, right? And he's like, says 81. Like, oh, sure. I think that you met her. Yes, I like this design. It looks very good. Well, great job. It's funny because the results of that one are,

if you have red-green colorblind, you see that number. And if you have normal vision, you see a different number. And if you have monochrome, which some people have, like you were saying, you were asking, some people see in grayscale, like they see only shades of gray. So those dogs. Well, dogs do too, perhaps.

That's what they do. That's what they do. We're talking about. He may get some power from. He may. Go on. Castle grayscale. All right.

Get us a vodka. So what I, we invited you. Actually, Castle Grey skull, so don't fucking freak out. What nerds? I don't want to leave a strongly worded comment about that. I want to joke. He man right now. Sorry, what were we? Have you ever cosplayed as he man?

No, but I did run across the guy who's cosplaying a he man as he man, LA, kid, New York Comic Con. And I got a picture with him and I was super excited. He was stoned me. Or was he, no, he was Conan, the I got a picture with them, and I was super excited. You astound me. Or was he, no, he was Conan, the barbarian. We had to, this is embarrassing. We had a debate on Sunday about who,

Yes, your name, yeah. Yeah, about who would be what Disney, like, you know how they have the characters in Disney World? The characters in Disney World, and it's like, who is what? Well, okay, we were all here, some just repeating conversations. Well, it all spurred from the fact that we're,

there's Hercules on the TV. I don't know why they're playing Hercules at it. Well, it all spurred from the fact that there's Hercules on the TV. I don't know why they're playing Hercules at a... Frank. Frank. But they were never gonna complain about that because it's like one of my favorite Disney movies. But we were arguing that Blaine would make a great Hercules.

And I don't know why you've never done that as a costume before. Yeah, I don't know. Why, I don't think I'd be tall enough for like the actual Disney people. But just like... How tall do you have to be? Halloween or something. I don't know, they don't think I'd be tall enough for the actual Disney people. But just like. How tall do you have to be? Halloween or something?

I don't know. They have, they're pretty strict on hype stuff, and limitations and stuff I know that much. But I mean, I'd be cool to cosplay. There's just so many good cosplay opportunities for you that you haven't done. So I'm very surprised. Like, what have you done?

Have you done anything? Nathan Drake, and I was it. That was a costume you did with O'Lana, right? Yeah. She was a- She's Lara Croft. From the old Lara Croft, old school. Did you do the little like pointy boobs?

No. She just has regular perfect boobs. Ha ha ha. Regular average, perfect boobs. Ha ha ha ha. Run of the mill. Well, like, I don't know what happens, but every Halloween comes around and I just like, I miss out, you know, like I'm traveling or I'm in another country or something, like

something happens to where I just don't have the time to put around a Halloween. It always creeps up on me. I was in Denver last year. I miss Halloween this year because I was, I was doing a, I was in Europe and I got back like the Saturday afternoon of Europe. I remember that trip so vividly because this was right after RTX London right where Bethany and I went to Rome for like a week and I remember asking you like are you going anywhere after RTX and you're like yeah maybe and I was like well did you plan on going anywhere you're like

yeah you're like I didn't like get my return ticket until like two weeks later and I'm like you're gonna go around Europe by yourself for two weeks. Like that's bold and also terrifying because we went to Fiji a couple of years back and having Chris with us was like having a six-year-old with us. That was just like, and that's like part of Chris's charm

that he likes to just like wander off and do his thing. But when we're all trying to do things as a group, we'd have to be like Chris over here. Did you like miss books? Like, okay, I hope so. Yeah, I maybe I had a couple screw ups. Right, but overall it was a very good trip. What was your screw up, Chris?

Well, so my first night after RTX London, as I was booking my hotel, because I was gonna fly out to Berlin the next day. And I found a really cheap hotel that was like close to the train station. And then I put it and then and then I and then I'm looking for the and then I go to like figure out what the trains I need to take to get to it. And then I realized it's not in the right city. And it was it was a it was so I think it was confusing because the name of the city

was also the name of like the train station or something. I don't remember. Liverpool? It was like Liverpool station. But it wasn't in Liverpool. The opposite side of the country. So I booked the hotel in Liverpool.

You're an insane person. No, I'm just, I, well, so I just had to. maps.google.com. You know, I figured it out. I got two rooms that night. So I got one in London and then wanted to So you couldn't cancel the other room? Well, no, because I just used a 24 hour notice and I'd only booked it that day I imagine standing in London. Oh bet the views nice though But yeah, yeah, so you know it worked out well like I

Let's see. I booked everything else. I made a survived. I am I feel like I didn't hear enough about that trip. Um, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want to know? What do you want to hear? Chris's secrets. Well, okay. Uh-huh. You're single, right? And you were single at the time. Uh-huh. So was that trip like a good way to meet girls? Yeah. At one point, or anyone else? He posted pictures of somewhere in Europe where he was wearing that fucking red band on his head.

And I know whenever Chris is wearing that band and he's trashed and he's like talking to girls. That's Chris' adventure band. Yeah, it's a Rambo like jumping into a adventure. Yeah, you started, I think you commented on my Instagram like take off the fucking Shut up I was fun you busted around Trevor yet. Have you seen this bandana? What? Yeah, you haven't busted that out talk to me got in all whatever

It's either we'd be doing some of the outdoors or getting real like two-pock where you like get it real slim And then you tie it around so the knots in the front? No, no, I do back knot. Do you do it where like the corner comes down over one of your eyes? No, but where I band-aid under one of the other eyes? It's a good idea. Not all of us are blind.

Do you wear it from over your nose, down over your mouth like a cowboy? Whenever I'm a cowboy hat. Robbing. When you're robbing? When I'm on feet. Is that what you do when you're running around your? When I get drunk enough.

Can you stop robbing? No'm on is that what you do when you're running around your when I get drunk enough No, I did I'm trying to think about Tony's did I tell you story about going to the sex club? But I tell you that story sex club, even if you have a kind of one here to get I don't think I heard this one so I was talking to a friend who lived in Berlin because I was in Berlin I was like hey, what should I do in Berlin and then she sent me a whole list of stuff She's like oh go do you hear go do you. And she's like, well, and there's this one place that I think is awesome, but I don't know if you could handle it. And then I was like, what is it? I'm down. You know, I was like, that point of I have to do it. She's like, Oh, well, it's this sex club. And she's like, but you like, you would, you have to

like dress for the occasion. What does that mean? And that's right. She was like, I was like, what do I need to do? She's got dress edgy. And so I was like, so I went and I was like, all right, edgy. So I went to like, I didn't have any edgy clothes. So I went to like, I went to a woman's clothing store and bought like a black tank top

that was like really tight on me and then some Right in that edge and then I got some eyeliner And then I so I like were this like really tight like tank top and like gave my gave myself some like you know Hemoband eyeliner. Yeah, and then I think I got some glitter too. Oh my God. Why is this edgy in your mind? You definitely did. I got some glitter.

And then I like how your term of edgy is like emo Britney Spears. Yeah. Well, you type pants, little type pants. Yeah. What were your pants? It's like jeans. They're just like, you know, relatively tight jeans. Black jeans.

And then so I, so I look up this place and on Yelp and they're like, and it's, I went, apparently, I went before it opened, I didn't realize it. And then so I'm just like hanging out early bird special. Yeah. So I'm just like hanging out outside this, this sex club. And I made sure to like, I was like, if I go to it, this is mean I have to have sex with people, right? I can just like hang out. It's a gay, yeah, it's, it's whatever, you know. Um, if I go to it, doesn't mean I have to have sex with people, right? I can just like hang out, it's like, yeah, yeah, it's whatever. So I go to it and then eventually it opens and it's like, I'm just like hanging out,

like having beer too. And I'm like, I'm like trying to make friends. At a sex club. Well, it's just people, it's just a bar at this point, right? And I'm going on, I'm talking to this one. Also, I was overdressed with the black tank top. Most people just didn't have shirts on. Why didn't you take your shirt off?

Well, I did eventually, I did eventually take off my, when he was having sex at this time. No, I didn't have, but I was talking to this one dude and he was like, Oh, yeah, it's a good place to come hang out. You know, it's like, I come here all the time. What, I said is that? That's sort of German. And we're just talking, like, he's like super friendly. He's just like, like, big, like shirtless hairy dude. He goes bears. Yeah. And then, and then he's like, I'm like, cool, cool.

And he's like, all right, I'm go got drink with my friends. So I'll see you later. And I'm like, all right, cool man. I see later, he's like, oh, if you see me, I would be wearing this. And he like puts on like this, like black leather pig face. And he's like, oh, see you later. And I would be wearing this. And he puts on this black leather pig face. And he's like, oh, see you later. And then later on, people are dancing.

And I see this black leather pig guy dancing. And he's like, oh, yeah. Was he he worked there? No, he's just hanging out. A regular. Yeah, yeah. So that's what she meant by edgy. Yeah, more like leather, leather pig, I guess.

But you know, like I made out with someone. And then, like, so I was dancing with this one goaler and then, you know, gets closer, she starts making out, we're making out and then like kind of push, you know, like lean back into like a little like sitting area and then she starts choking me. Like out of the blue and I see like full on choking or like sexy choking. Well, I mean, they're kind of the same. His feet were all the ground. I guess it's a defense you are. Yeah, I mean, so she's just, you know, went choking.

Could you breathe? Well, I mean, not really, you just you know went Chokey double handed could you breathe? Well, I mean not really but that's kind of the point So she starts choking me and then I was like and then I was like, I could you know after she stopped I like should I do you want me to choke you know? Yeah, I took me so now I just that Any point were you afraid you'd end up in a film like hostile that so? That's what you both, like, have to leave things that are off the ground. Yeah. At any point, were you afraid you'd end up in a film like hostile or something? No, no, no, no. It was all very, it was all very,

it was all very, the first hooker that you've ever killed for. No, it was just like, and that was it, like, I didn't do any, you know, I made out with a girl and then she chucked me. And that was about it. Nice. So you didn't like take her home or anything? No, no, no, no. I was, I feel out with a girl and then she choked me and that was that was about it. Nice. So you didn't like take her home or any?

No, no, no, I feel like if he did, he wouldn't tell us on the podcast. She carried him home. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell it, but I didn't. Okay. All I did was choke. Yeah, man, get choked and make out. No, I did.

Sure. I saw, because there were people just like naked. Yeah. Like fully naked. Yeah, fully naked. And we're at least wearing shoes. I think so. Good question.

I wasn't really looking at their feet. Nice. But I didn't actually see anyone having sex. There were people like falsely advertising. Are there like rooms? Well, it's like a Wednesday night, right? So it's like not. What is it like? It's my night off. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there are people having sex, it's like a Wednesday night, right? So it's like not. What is a night?

It's my night off. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there are people having sex, but it was a big old like thing. I was just mostly just like, to me, it was like, I'm in Europe and this is like, this is going to be an interesting story. So I'm going to go. So it's Berlin, right? Yeah, I was in Berlin.

I feel like that's like kind of a must see. That's what everyone said. It's like, oh, Berlin, like there's like crazy, like clubs and sex clubs. You should go to this. I do like how you're like, oh, Berlin, like there's like crazy, like clubs and sex clubs. You should go to this. I do like how you're like, oh, people weren't having sex because it was Wednesday. That's like saying, like I went to an ice cream shop on Wednesday, but they weren't serving ice cream.

Well, people were fooling around. I'm like, I, yeah, sex is for the weekends. I mean, I'm sure people had sex too, but there's like, there's like different layers and rooms and stuff. So I was probably just like getting choked while someone else was bone in and, you know, I missed out. I heard from a friend who went to Berlin for like games comm or something or wherever

Games commas and there was like a multi-floor Sex tower where the higher the floor level you went the weirder the sex guy and it and yeah It sounded like really exotic and fun, but I also sound like a video game but it also sound like a video game. We have to make our way to the top. You worked your way through every floor. You like, I fuck this level. Now let's go to the next. The roof tops the boss level.

No one's ever gone all 37 floors in one night. What would be on floor 37? Oh, I don't know. It's just great guys. The guy with the picture man. Yeah, they're just saying stop. Oh, hey, you're here. You're just like,

I started choking you. I was hoping you would say that in the story like as soon as the girl heard your American accent she was just like Ah, no, I'll just walk or she just like lessons her choke I better lose the American She starts strangling more like yeah American she's like fucked around yeah That's but yeah, it was it was it was crazy. It was crazy. Yeah. Yeah. She take lots of pictures videos. I took a lot of pictures and videos. I didn't do it. If I don't do that, I'll forget my life. Yeah. I took a lot of pictures and videos. I didn't post a lot. Yeah. I kept it more for myself. Oh, we found a

there is. We drunk it work. That's the old Joe the cat Joe the catcher. Yeah, oh, oh So that's where you had the party hat on the party. Yeah, I mean, Dana Also, I just noticed we had home slice. Is that from the new one? It is I'm getting a nod dude. Do you want some? Yeah, I kind of do because I missed out. Well, I'll wait Yeah, so something that we talked about this week, which I thought was really interesting was the casting for the new It movie. I sent a link over to broadcast, but something you were so excited about

was the guy from the old spice commercials. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We were all wasted at Barbarale's and I like checked Twitter and was like, oh my God, old spice guy. And then I started showing everybody at the bar and they were like, yeah.

And I was like, it rules! What is it? What are you talking about? It's awesome! It's the best! Like, it's who's on third! Casting is on point for that movie. All the actors look, like, people have like subtle,

like, unique nests about their face, right? Like, you can tell. But the that it play the adults have those same exact like features as the kid. What are the flavors you have? Chocolate. I'm just curious. Chocolate pizza. Wait, wait, wait, cheese. Okay, you call pizza flavors. Yeah. Topping genre. I don't know what other. I would like to have to repeat our beyond. If you're trying to say it like quickly, I would say what flavor

for what else like what other ones? What toppings you got. Yeah. What flavors you got. Flavors to me. It's like. That's like what flavor of popsicle. It's like like vanilla. Yeah, or ice cherry. Yeah, I don't know or sex club or sex club If they're if you're like a lot of flavors in order you could play that kid the funny kid

Oh, they got a fin wolf hard. No The other the little the funny one the little funny one. They're all funny. They're all that's good right the one with the broken arm Oh, who's got the broken arm? I don't know, but fin wolf hard plays like the kid with like a Really dirty mouth in that movie. Yeah, Bill Hater playing. Yeah, and I think it's Bill Hater who's cast for that kid But he yeah, that is the coolest fucking name in existence, I think Finn Wolfhard yeah Hard or hard will soft hard will hard will hard will hard What that's what Chris was in that sex club.

That was wolf hard, wolf hard, pig hard. Oh, the wolf doesn't get choked. A lamb gets choked. Chris, he'd be like lambs off. Lamb shop, lamb shop, lamb hard. Do do, I guess lambs get hard. No, wait, no, lambs. I mean, I imagine they would have, wait, wait, wait. What? Wait, what, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hard. No, wait, no lambs. I mean, I imagine they would have all white.

What? Wait, what, what, you know, all the lambs are females. Are you trying to think of sheep versus lambs? Sheep versus lambs. So the thing is the sheep all females are so beautiful. I think they're just, aren't they just different animals? I don't know.

I'm hearing no confirmation. I think they're just, I don't have a laptop, like Bernie is usually just. There's chickens and then there's cocks. Roosters, yeah. Or roosters or cows and bulls. Yeah, so it's, I don't know what the sheep are. Now I feel I might be an idiot

because I don't, I thought they were just different animals. Just sloths and sloths. What are we get? What's the verdict? You could say it out loud. Lams are baby sheep. Lams are baby sheep. Oh, like,

and sheep are the species of the sheep. Sheep are the species and sheep are the species and use ram. I know shit about animals. I'm just glad you didn't get hung upside down a bathtub with some crazy woman in a row of doing a ritual with a sithe. You know what I mean? No, no. You see in hospital too. That's how it happens. I think maybe that was hospital three. I don't remember.

Or chain to a pipe with a saw and a tape player and a man laying next to you. You guys, this is right. Are you gonna see hereditary? Have you seen it? I don't know. You saw it, right? I saw it with Wes and Alyssa in Tobin yesterday. I assume you didn't like it because you didn't tweet about it. I was fucking hungover as shit.

My head was throbbing. Not a great mindset to be going into a movie, viewing experience with, especially a movie like that. But it was basically a love letter to the shining. And I just left. I was like, literally, when the credits hit, I said, fuck this movie. I was so pissed. Why?

It was so slow. And it was great. The cinematography and all of it was so awesome. The performance is really good. And they had this dude from the usual suspects in it. And I haven't seen him in years. And I love the actor. But it was just like, God, he was so fucking masturbatory.

It was like the director was just like jerking off right off the frame. And it pissed me off because it was just, I don't know, there was something really unnecessary like gourd and violence that I was just like, this isn't. I have zero interest in seeing that movie. Yeah, that trailer just was unsettling. So I was just, I don't know, there was some really unnecessary like, gore and violence that I was just like, this isn't. I have zero interest in seeing that movie. Yeah, that trailer just was unsettling. So I was like, yeah.

It was unsettling the movie. There were moments where the sound design where it's like, they would just be pulsing and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, which is in the background. Throughout like 10 minutes of a scene, you just be like, oh my god. Well, settle something for my little brain then,

because the only other trailer that's really unsettled me like that to the point where I was like, I don't know if I'm gonna see this, maybe I'll see it if it comes to HBO or something like that or Netflix, but like, was mother. Yeah. The trailer was like, like all the plucking violence and stuff, like, the quick cuts, and I was just like,

ah, I don't know what's happening or what this is all about. I didn't see mother because I heard it was dog shit. And based on the description of why people didn't like that, I'm assuming that you could apply the same criticisms to this. Because I was in a discussion, so I was like, I invoked an emotional response

and I was like, a dude flashing his penis at me would evoke emotional response. That's not art. Startle. Like, you know, go to the sex club. Okay. You can't get an emotional response. It's not art. Startle. Like, you know, go to the sex club, you'll get it. You'll get it.

Emotional response. What's interesting about the internet, and as more people have more voices, and like their voices go further because of the internet, like it's so interesting to listen to people talk about movies like Hereditary, because I will see the, like 180 of opinions.

I will see the full spectrum from waste of time hated everything about it, wasn't scary, wasn't a horror movie. Well, that was like mother. People had like the most- It looks like every horror movie. Like all movies seem to have that now. I mean, people have different tastes, right?

Different flavors. I guess not as like vastly polarizing as those two movies have been. I suppose, yeah. What are you doing? We have pizza on your face. Don't lick your lips, just tell me your patch on my face. Well, I was trying to be quiet.

I was, it looked like you were trying to like, you want to make out. You're like, now's the Chris, what are you doing? I was trying to be subtle saying, hey, you have pizza all over your face. Just lick your lips. He's gonna take you in a corner and choke you. You just, you're just, you're gonna,

do you want me to, neck guard? I'm not gonna say that it was absolutely like, the worst thing ever, again, I was in like kind of a bad mood when I saw it and there was some really amazing things about it, but overall it was just like. I heard the mother in that,

Hannah-Gin, what's her name? What? What? Tony Colette, why do I say like Allison Hannah-Gin, I don't know why, I heard she was amazing. I heard her performance was like Oscar worthy. That being said, I looked over to Wes and Alyssa

and Alyssa was like, I hated that mom. She was like, so she was like a vintage. She's like, I just, I hate her. I was like, I can't even watch the trailer for that movie. The first time, I think Trevor and I saw it when we were watching a different movie. Was it quiet place that it played in for? I think so, yeah.

Oh yeah, that's where I saw the show. And I remember the whole time I was like, like a chill in my bones. Like the whole theater was like, it was like, ugh. Yeah, I like that. Both of us looked each other really well. That way.

No, thank you. It was a very good representation of the movie, yeah. I mean, like, interesting. I don't want to shit all over it, but yeah, I was just like, I did not have a great time. And my head was like, I just, I walked out and just like, what's the running time? Like how long is it? Dude, it felt like four days. That's a bad time. You weren't hung over and you actually knew the running time. I think if I had to take a guess,

it's a 10, two, two hours in five or two hours in 15 minutes. That's a long, long, long. That's a 5.5. What is it at actually? Can you wait, check it? We can probably look it up. Red Terry runs time. Just like, hey Siri, what is... What's up, minutes?

Bo! Two hours, five, two hours, 15. That was like startle-tween. Sorry. You gave me an emotional reaction. Bo! Uh, yeah. But aside from that, man, I'm not having a fun time

with alcohol lately. I just like I don't know if I enjoyed drinking. Well, we all went out Saturday night because Kib and Sammy Joe from Sugar Pine 7 were in town. Lovely. And we're like, let's go out because we never go out downtown anymore. We went downtown to a bar drink and then went to Barbarales, which is probably the mistake. And it's funny because your whole description of that sex club sounded like a night at Barbara Ellis. Yeah, it really wasn't that much different except there were more naked people and some people like more naked people. Jobs. And leather, more leather. But yeah. Barbara Ellis is a dance club. I guess you would

call it. Yeah, that sex club was very, it was, it was very much just a dance club. Yeah. We're, yeah. And I feel like Barbara is the place that people go to if they are very drunk, or want to be very drunk. Yeah. There was a place back at Purdue where I went to college. That was just like Barbara Ellis, because I'd heard plenty about it. I had just hadn't been there until like this weekend. It's called where else. And no one goes there until it's like the end of the night and they're blasted. Like that's where they end up because like where else? It's like Barber Else, because it's the only bar that's open,

I think till three. Yeah, they're a couple, but it's like one of the. One of the few that stays open past two. So like around one thirty one forty five. Let's go barbershop. Barber. Everything closes. There's like a huge line.

That's gonna have like, it's a huge venue and there's like, really good music. So. But I didn't realize that you guys got that drunk that night. I think I hid it pretty well. But I was blasted and then fucking Kim

was like, Pickle shot. Or was it pickle back? He got you to call pickle back. Yeah, and I fucking hate pickles. Yeah, well, I love pickles. I love whiskey. You all hated whiskey. back. Yeah, and I fucking hate pickles. Yeah, well, I love I love whiskey you all hated whiskey. I like the whiskey on the pickles Obsidents the special why did you do two to whiskey shots and they can do

I'll take the back but basically you take a shot of whiskey and you take a shot of pickle and I was like that sounds Yeah, people do something Yeah, people do so I was like, I'm so sorry. So I'll hold that. Yeah, shut up like a reverse. Just relish like going down. One bad. Did totally like I hate drinking whiskey. I'm not the type that like,

this is going to full body. I'll be like, you know, like I don't sip alcohol. So I took the shot, I took the pickle and it just like cancel each other out perfectly. Do you remember that whiskey tasting we did? Like like 20 years ago? It was like a Johnny Walker sponsored thing?

Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, that was really fun. Oh my god, and they picked Blaine up in a limo. They picked it. Yeah, because they all, they picked everyone up. It was like, it was some like fancy thing where they were like trying to promote Johnny Walker. They picked everyone up, but we all have multiple people in one SUV. Yeah, I think there was a few groups.

There was eight people total. So they picked up three people in place, four people in another place. And I think Blaine was the only one getting picked up from his place. I was like East Riverside at the time. So you guys were all, I think, north. Yeah, and so we just carpooled in the cars

that they picked us up. The Blaine came, and he was also the last to arrive. carpooled in like the cars that they picked us up. The plane came and he was also the last to arrive. We all had like town cars and stuff that they picked us up and they picked up Blaine in a stretch. Full stretch. Just the blame only blame. And then like not only that, but when we pulled up, there was like a huge line of everybody else that was trying to get it for general admittance.

And we were like there with Barbara who had like the connection. So I pull up late and I'm just like, hmm, it was so like, and you're like, what, you guys didn't get limos? I was like, I was like, I was gonna go. We got, because we just had a bartender who was just making drinks for us the whole night. Yeah, we had our own little,

we all got very, very drunk, very, very drunk. We didn't all get very drunk. Well, some of us got very, very drunk. Some of us know how to pace ourselves and control ourselves. Just say Chris worked out the Red Band Day that night. Yeah. I remember me and Miles were walking around because they also had little stations where you could try like little whiskey tasting stations.

So then me and Miles were like, let's go check out the stations. So we're like going and we're like tasting out all the little whiskey things, little glasses. And we get to one one and it's like the most expensive Johnny Walker there is it's like, you know, it was like a 50 year old bottle. Yeah, it's like it's like $500 a bottle or something and then I'm more than that and then so she like pours she pours Things and hands me the little thing and then I take a sip of it and I was like, holy shit. It was these, I was like, this is the smoothest whiskey I've ever had in my life. That's what I find about the more expensive.

And then she was like, that was water that you just drank. Oh my God. I was like, well, it's great. It's crazy. This is the water I've ever been. This is the whiskey. And I was like, oh, okay. Oh, that's strong.

I was just gag oh, okay. Oh, that's strong. I was just gagging that whole night. I always find like the more expensive ones are the smoothest ones. Well, that works. I mean, but I mean, there was an actual like a legitimate, it was like the first bottle of Johnny Walker ever. And I remember like, I think it was Chris or someone was like,

I'm gonna go get a drink of that. And it was like in a glass case. And there was like a security guard and like rope stanchions around it. He's like, I'm gonna go get a drink of that. And it was like in a glass case, there was like a security guard and like rope stanchions around it. He's like, I'll take a bottle of it or I'll take a drink of that and he's like, we're not serving this dude. Like, just like, get the fuck outta here.

It's just protect. Well, I'm gonna go get some of that really nice whiskey out here. The water one. Oh, Zarka. I remember that it was hard though, because they're like, you could bring yourself in seven friends. And I'm like,

fuck, I don't know how I pick seven people. Cause then I always feel like I'm leaving someone out or like hurting someone's feelings. That's how I ended up there. It was just like, yeah. Yeah, it was like, I can't let Blaine's feelings be heard. So I have to invite him.

Yeah, and then I show up in the limo. Imagine you get it up like in the front seat of the limo. Like, oh, there's a limo here. Who is it? Blaine, you're sitting in the front. Like, what is wrong with you?o here. Who is it? Playing your sitting in the front, like, what is the one with you? I've my head sticking out of the window.

He just wants to see the little, what's it called, partition that comes up now? He's wanted to play with that button. So for the window. You guys ever read an limo? No. All right, twice. I've did it once.

Four times. When I was a kid and Lubbock, they had this thing that was like, you do y'all have like accelerated reader where you read books and take tests and you they had this thing that was like, do you all have like accelerated reader where you read books and take tests and you get points? Hell yeah, yeah. I have no idea what that is. Anyway, they had a thing where it's like you read a book and then you take a test on it.

And the length of the book and the difficulty of the book would give you a certain number of points. And you had to get so many points every six weeks or whatever month or whatever. But then also there was a contest within the schools who ever get the most reading points. And then- With ours they incentivize us with like,

you could turn in your points for taking- Tick prizes and stuff for prizes. The top prize for the most points was like, the top two people in each grade got to go on like a limo ride to like a pizza place. And so that was my, I got to go to a limousine to like a pizza place in love with Texas. I always forget that you were valedictorian.

There's always a soliditorian. Soliditorian, sorry. It always strikes me as like, oh, how dumb was this fucking school? What the hell? I'm, I was not a realization we're at the pool at the other day and like we're talking about like, oh, you know, like our relationships with our bosses and stuff. And like kid was talking about like, yeah, you know, like our relationships with our bosses and stuff. And like, kid was talking about like, yeah, like, you know, his relationship with his team and stuff.

And I was like, yeah, like my relationship's great. Like me and Chris get along good, but we also have like a good boss relationship. And I was like, in that right, Chris, and you're like, you pick on me. Yeah. I'm not the other day that Blaine farts a lot in the office.

I've just now only found that out. Well, I mean, I know that, but I found out that other day that Blaine farts a lot in the office. You just now only found that out? Well, I mean, I know that, but I found out that Chris has a tactic that he uses on Blaine to stop him from farting in the office. It's, I have a spray bottle. You got those spritz bottles, he's like, you can't, if he, yeah. That worked.

It used to, a guy, it's gotten a little out of control. It's gotten a little out of control. I stole the water bottle from him and now I just spray him at random. Every time you fart. No, yeah, yeah, or whenever he farted, he's like an empty bottle.

Just like, it's gotten out of hand. I get a new system because it's not stopping the farting. That's for days. What about like an electric collar? Oh. I wouldn't be opposed. That would be funny. A collar?

That also, that makes me so like, I'm like into choking or something. So maybe I shouldn't. Well, I'm going to be a good man. Join the club. Sex club. Oh shit. Who do we?

Sorry. Put a little perfume in it now like, you know, yeah, you spread some. It's annoying, but he's also, you know, it fixes the smell. That's a good. Air fresher. Lice. It's just spray in the face with some for smell. That's a good. Air fresher. It's just spraying in the face with some forbidden. Right guys. Yeah.

Why were you looking at me when you were talking about Farts? You're trying to like pick up this tactic or something? Maybe. I actually, I think I fought more than you. You definitely do. Oh, you guys tune in for me, Trillian? Maybe let's me the Spritzer. Man, honest, never farting for me.

Two years, two and a half years. Yeah, but you guys don't say that. She's building up a huge one point She's been holding them all in until now See farting for her Oh, so you can't complain how do you not fart in front of my absolutely fart? Okay There's been like almost breakup where the moments where we'll okay

It's to admit something. I don't like being big spoon because the hair gets in my face and it's just kind of uncomfortable. So I'm a little spoon, but we call it jetpacking because it's cool that way. We're endearing. So she jetpacks me and sometimes I might fart my sleep and it should be like, what the fuck? Like, she's like, oh. Good jet pack. Good jet pack.

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because it scares the smell. Well, I know. It like makes them like lighter. Make them lighter so they can spring off. For no way. No, definitely not that. I feel like I'm talking out of my ass now they can spring off. Fruit, no, no, no. I feel like I'm talking out of my ass. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like, just like,

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No, but it's it's you could find a recording online, I'm sure. But yeah, during the always open in Sydney for our tech Sydney, I told a story because we hadn't like talked about how we were dating it. And I told a story about how it was in a new relationship and I farted myself awake and how I was convinced that Trevor had heard it, but didn't tell me. And so like, I'm just this gross person who's like farting in bed without saying anything.

No, I didn't hear it. I could have said yeah and then just like but I'm a gentleman but now I lost that already she already knows I didn't know. But no, we definitely are farting in front of each other. Nice. It's very nice. I was in like a four year relationship and I still didn't fart in front of them. It was wrong, you guys.

I mean, I'm not to say I never farted in over 40 years, but like, as soon as you broke up, you're like, oh! Oh! But I was still something I was like 20 years. I was air. Levitated, just to grab onto things. But I was still something I just never wanted to do

in front of. Is that the one that I met. Yeah. Yeah. She was at the tweaking with us. Oh yeah. Yeah, from my hometown. That was a long relationship you were in.

I feel like. The way that you introduced her was weird. I had to point that out really quick. How? You're like, hey, this is so-and-so. We dated for five years and then broke up. And I was like, as if like, to meet you. You have to mention that you broke up because we wouldn't know about someone you're dating currently for five years. then broke up. And I was like, as if like, to meet you, you have to mention that you broke up

because we wouldn't know about someone you're dating currently for five years. Oh, yeah. I feel like with Chris, so he would manage that. You would somehow manage to keep a secret. Yeah, probably. It's your single, right?

Well, that's like, anyway, you know, I'd like to take, take, oh, a butterfly. You know. Anyway, back to the sex club. Yeah. Yeah. No, I remember that relationship.

Yeah. That's why I always have to ask if you're dating anybody now, because I don't, you're so secretive. Are you secretive, Chris? Yeah. I like to give stuff personal. Let's not have another four-year fart-free session. Why don't let's go ahead and slip a little secret out right now. I don't, well, I don't have any, I'm going to go with secret. I'm more open now than I used to be too. You are. I am. You talk virtually, I'm just not. And I will talk, yeah, I was talking to Blan about stuff,

all sorts of stuff. Like what? Nothing. Not even like. My lips are sealed, man. Nothing. Uh oh. Never mind.

For the post show perhaps. No. No, it was a really. It was a really. On the post show. It was a pretty weird story. It was a pretty weird story. Could you give us like a hint?

No. Come on in. No. You don't have the name names. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm really not gonna tell the story. Anyway, I'm really not gonna tell the story. The board. Hey, we, I found that clip. The thing of the thing, the, no, no, no, I'm really not gonna tell the story. Anyway, I'm really not gonna tell the story. The board.

Hey, we, I found that clip, the thing of the thing, the RTX thing of the art, oh, do you guys hear about the story? No, I have no idea. What the cut of the RTX thing. Okay, so there's our thing, right? Oh yeah, I can't, everything. There's this thing that me and Blaine would do at RTX.

We've done it for like multiple years. Great. It's since like the second or third RTX, we take a camera, a DSLR, Just saying that mean blame would do at RTX. You've done it for like multiple years. Traditions. Like the second or third RTX. We'd take a camera, a DSLR, and we'd run around and shoot like crowd footage, or like, just run around like doing like high five with people to chant. Yeah, yeah, and if you've seen any clips of RTX where people are chanting RTX, RTX, or anything like that, that was mean blame.

That was us running around doing that. We went last year and we're like, hey, let's go do that thing where we shoot a bunch of footage and it's fun. And we were, we were like, it's always like finding the right area where you can get a bunch of people. And we were like, oh, we'll go to the top of the escalator. There's an escalator at the Austin Convention Center. That's the fucking tallest escalator

and I've ever seen, it's huge. It's like four story tall escalator. I think I might have heard about that. Yeah, I think it's like a four, so we are like, let's go to top escalator and we'll get, you know, everyone's chaining RTX, RTX, get everyone pumped and have a great time and get this cool footage.

But we miscalculated. We were like too far up the escalator and there people weren't really paying attention. So ended up just being the most awkward, awkward elevator ride of our entire life. Should we just show the clip? We had the shot out of earshot, but you're still going up. And so you're still trying, but we're out. We're submerging into trying but we're out and it's emerging into the crowd So the people that wouldn't join us for the chance. He is coming for like an hour and we're like And then we just have to wait Because there's nowhere we can go. We're on an escalator. So is this clip from your perspective or their perspective?

From my camera phone. This is okay you this is for us filming it. So you can show it. Do we have it? Can we roll it it I said to him It's really cringy. It's roll here. We go No one's yelling Oh my god, let's see what I'm doing. If she's sad. Oh, dude, it faded out right when I say fuck. Yeah, dude. My favorite part is that guy's just flipping it off.

It was so, it was so, it was so, it was so, it was so, it was so, it was so, it was so, it was so, it was so, there's nothing more perfect than like, literally calling out what is making it gringy. Like, no one's chanting. Okay, let's keep trying. How do no one do anything? When we get everybody's, I don't know,

there's something that we're timing. Oh, yeah, it's weird timing and there wasn't enough crowd like paying attention. So just like random chanting. Was it Friday or Thursday? It was like the first day. Well, I was doing it on the first day. Okay.

But it's like right before the floor opens, but they just opened the convention center. So people are like lining up for the cues and stuff. But as soon as that had happened, me and Chris are with our two guardians so they're like witnesses this whole thing as with the other thousand of people gathered around staring at us like we're fucking idiots.

And like we immediately be lined it towards a back door and I was like fuck, fuck, it was like, you guys don't tell anybody about this. Chris delete that fucking footage. It was just like we were horrified. Play it on the podcast first. Well, I held on to it because I had the four thought. I was like, you know, I might,

this might be funny in a later date. When you get home now it's not. Yeah. It took us like a year. It was really, it was like thinking about it the whole weekend. It made me sick. I was like, well, I have a message for anyone

who's gonna be at RTX this year. If you see Blaine and Chris doing that do not chant no Their silence. No, please perfect at least do something funny in return like boo us or so I don't do I'm so excited for a look away and say nothing no one guy You know who you are will flip you off and then no one else will pay attention. I'm a great. I'm excited for a Dixie. Yeah, me too. There What the eighth year She's 11 12 13. Well, and I don't know. I'm excited. It's some of the things that we're gonna show and I don't know I'm really excited. Yeah, you got a cool idea for a panel that I'm pretty stoked about those

Shoot. Oh, yeah, yeah, sex club sex club. Come in you choke everybody's chokes their partner. Well just before you talk about that panel I just want to mention that we just talked about let's play live coming back to RTX Or coming to RTX I think for the first time because it's been in Austin once But that was like I think in February the original. Yeah, the OG That's actually where we first or where I first met the funhouse guys was at the first let's play live in Austin Yeah, cuz I had just joined Like that month. Yep. But the tickets for Let's Play Live go on sale on Friday at 10 AM. You need to purchase an RTX Weakend badge or a higher tier by 12 PM Wednesday to get access

to the code to buy a Let's Play Live ticket. So if you haven't bought your RTX ticket and you want to go to Let's Play Live and RTX, you should do that RTX Austin.com come to both come to both the roots of your life But you what's the panel that you guys are oh it was just uh We're gonna show if you like cringe material like that last clip We just basically show our it's Chris's idea. It's our old student films from when we were like just dog shit filmmakers Oh my god, and some of them have us as actors and stuff. Yeah. We did it like a small version of it at RTX London last year.

Yeah. I recognize the panel title from I think that year. And it was really funny because it was like, I mean, it's just much people like showing our worst materials because a lot of people at RTX are like, hey, how do I get into filmmaking or how do I get into making videos? And you're like,

you start with really shitty stuff like this. And we actually show it. Yeah. And then talk about it. And yeah, it's just like fun. I contacted my old film teacher, former Miss Armand Trout. Now I'm Miss Berenger. And she like immediately got back to me

with all my old shitty videos. I've seen some of them. Yeah, it's a rough ride, but I don't know. It's nice seeing the progression and where I was. I always like looking back on people's old stuff. Trevor, you have an old YouTube channel. Oh, yeah. When did you start uploading content to that?

I've had a couple that that like I've put like Test things on this one the one that I like have that I rarely use if ever is I think I started that the summer before I moved here I was that's not that old. Yeah, not that old and so I just started like making content just like get like practice out of it and most of it's hidden now I don't know I don't know where my old stuff is but I used to make YouTube videos with my friends like in 2006 or something whenever YouTube first started and it was always music videos But we used to do this thing where we would draw eyes on our chin. I've seen those. Yeah, like it's a lot of people do those videos But we would do music videos with that and just like, mouth the word. She come to the panel. I don't, I don't have that. I don't have them anymore.

We also, so I had like a group of girlfriends and we used to do like prank videos and we would call them Jill ass videos. Jill, instead of Jackass, because we thought we were clever. Oh, if you have to explain it, yeah, yeah, no, believe it.

This is us at like 13 in 14, but I don't know where they are. I feel bad for losing them. They probably exist somewhere. You're hiding behind your beer. They exist. Maybe. I just deleted my Facebook and have a nice feature. The only good feature is that you can take your archives, you can archive your stuff and

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What's this? It looks like a lot of options on there. The model. I don't remember what it was called. Merrill, do you know? But they're like, they're like, they're like a more trendy modern like shape with the tortoise shell. Hide. Hide. Hide.

H-Y-D-E. Yep. I like those. So, net neutrality is dead. Yeah. Kicked it. A lot of requests for us to talk about that. You guys hear about this?

Oh, yeah. Net and Shelley. Oh, yeah. What's the latest? It's dead. Officially repealed now. So I think it's going to be scary. It's not good.

People are going to be like, oh, nothing's changed. It was all a big thing. But it's it's a change is going to happen over time. Yeah, it's it's no. The corporations are not going, you know, they're not going to make any drastic thing. Suddenly, it's going to be a very small one thing at a time, one thing at a time, one thing at a time, and also so people don't even realize that they're, they're, they realize that they're their Rights are just gonna become the new norm at no point. No major changes have happened overnight I mean we didn't get from the 50s and 60s where everyone's freaking out about personal privacy to I want to install

Cameras in my house that are connected to the internet that anyone can hack myself by will like we didn't get to there overnight Yeah, yeah But how long until no one cares, you know, like to your point, like eventually the things that we don't want to happen will happen, right? It's almost like this subject just kept coming up until it went through. So like how long until no one cares? It's scary because we're like so dependent

on the internet and our usage of it, and especially a lot of our jobs depend on it. So it's not like if they change things, we could just be like, well, I'm not gonna use this anymore. It's like, that's the internet.

I mean, the thing is, even a company like Roostith wouldn't have been able to exist if without net neutrality and the landscape of the internet being like it would be in a net neutrality environment. Well, it's especially scary because we work in video, we work in like online content. So if we have our own S-Fod, if there's companies that charge you more for streaming video or whatever it is, we could get severely fucked.

So what's scary to me is less, like even a company like Richtie, but the people at smaller people and individuals who want to try and start something of their own, you know, like start a brand new site or brand new, like who have an idea for a website or a product or something, but they're limited because of the way

the landscape, the internet. Yeah. That's what's scary. It's not even like, you know, something that's a little more established like Roostery's which has been around, but it's like the newer innovation. Harder barrier to entry.

It also sucks too, because I read somewhere that the like video games are being targeted a lot more now because like people are like, oh, there's a direct correlation between video games and violence, which I think is like it's also been stupid. Anything that provides an outlet for people who want to act out on violent ideas,

maybe blow off some steam. Yeah, now like they're gonna probably throttle like, you know, online multiplayer speeds and stuff like that because they're trying to shut down gaming and stuff. I just don't like the idea of bundling and packaging. TV sucks, and I don't like the idea that there's a future where I have to get a social media package with a gaming package with a package

that contains Netflix, Hulu, and HBO, or something. And that sounds ideal, right? Because I use all three of those 100%. But it's gonna package in a bunch of shit you don't like. Like if you get television, 99% of television is doggy. You want like five channels, but here's 300. The whole thing with packaging is what if something, what if you like something that's not in a package? Right. Then you can't get it.

Then they put a premium on it, and then they call it a sports package, and they isolate the thing that you wanted cable for, what if you like something that's not in a package? Right, then you can't get it. Then they put a premium on it and then they call it a sports package and they isolate the thing that you wanted cable for, for example, and they'll do that with internet. Like it's just bad. It's bad for consumers, and there's very few pros for it for like, oh.

There's the argument that it's, oh, it's impeding innovation, which is absolute like BS. Yeah, that is a, like, fallacy that's just been proliferated from like, I mean, I guess big corporations or... Sure, I don't know, but it is not... Net neutrality is only good for consumers. It's only good.

It's a safety, yeah, it's a safety net for consumers. I think the main pro that you would get out of people that looked at it would be the fact that once you get rid of this, there's less government regulation on something. And there's a lot of people that are for less government or no government. I mean, you can't really have no government at this point, but like, and I get it, like, I don't want

enormous government, but there are places and things that kind of need, like that's what the government is therefore to regulate the government. To protect your rights, essentially. Right. The government is there to protect your rights so that these things don't get trampled. Right. And that's what net neutrality is, it's saying, hey, don't mess with people's rights to

the internet. Right. Things that everybody uses from roadways to airwaves. Yeah. There needs to be universal flat regulations that basically speak on behalf of consumers. People can't manipulate the environment to take advantage of people.

It's insane. I can't believe it went through that way. I can. Well, if you're listening and look at the people who voted for it and those are people who need to be held accountable. Speaking of what, should you see what Robert Jr. said at the Tony's? No, no.

What did he say? So apparently this was censored across all of America. So people were like, what did he say? What did he say? Because it completely took away what he said and showed everyone cheering. But apparently in Australia, they didn't censor it. He, after some speech, he ended it by saying, fuck Trump. And the whole room went crazy cheering and like,

you know, I think some people gave him a standing ovation, but it completely censored out of the US. Wow, didn't even hear about that. I think it's crazy. He's based crazy. Him from a restaurant chain that he co-owns or something like that. Rubb's near. Yeah, I read the other day.

I think you can't come into your own house. Remember my sweet, did you see that a couple of weeks ago, like Michael Keaton did a commencement speech for, Yeah, I read the other day. I think you can't come into your own house. Never mind. Did you see that a couple of weeks ago, Michael Keaton did a commencement speech for, is that what it is? That a graduation commencement speech? For like a... Yes.

Yeah, yeah. For just like a college, like, and at the very end, he goes, and most importantly, don't forget, like, I am Batman or something like that. It's three words. I am Batman. And then he walked away. It's pretty funny.

It's so cool. I always wanted to. He's a great actor too. I'm glad he's still doing stuff walked away. That's pretty funny. He's so cool. I always wanted to. He's a great actor too. I'm glad he's still doing stuff. Yeah, he was a fantastic culture. I'm glad he's coming back. I feel like Liam Neeson was one of those guys who was like similarly like he kind of had a thing going back in the day, and then he just came back.

He's like, yeah, Star Wars, I had no idea that he was like a drama and like romance, like, Thessbian, and then all of a sudden he was like a drama and romance, like, Thessbian. And then all of a sudden, he was like, now I'm an action hero. Yeah, it's like totally different. But yeah, he's like, he's great in those roles. I mean, he's like definitely getting,

he's getting, or I'm getting tired personally of him, like in those roles, it's the same character and it's very similar stories, you know what I mean? But like, but it's kind of like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible where you're like again, but then you watch it and they're actually like, I'm's kind of like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible where you're like, again, but then you watch it and they're actually like, I'm actually kind of entertained. I think it's so good, those movies. Two, Mission Impossible.

They only get fucking better. Really? They're actually, there's some really good Mission Impossible. Is there ever gonna be an actual mission that is impossible? Not for Tom Cruise, baby. So far they're all impossible. I don't know.

Maybe it will, is there ever a final fantasy? Yeah. That's true. That's the point that all of them possible. I don't know. Maybe well, is there ever a final fantasy? Yeah. That's true. There's a lot of those. My God. Oh my God. Holy shit. The new one looks fucking cool.

Plus it's got Henry Cavill. I remember, like, did he like break his, oh yeah, he broke his foot on this one. Yeah, like, Tommy Cruz. Yeah, Tommy Cruz. Yeah, you can find the clip online where he jumps buildings

and his ankle goes like into the building and slams up. They use it in literally every trailer that I see. It's the last shot that they use. Like they're capitalizing on that one. They better, they lost like three months of production for it. Yeah. So they're like, we're gonna get the money out of this shot.

I was like, it might have been the last mission impossible. It might have been two mission positives ago when they kind of brought it back. But like, I saw him doing a stunt where he's swinging through the air whatever and I was like, oh my God, are they actually doing this? Like they're trying to do more and they're bringing it back

and like eventually I got around and seeing it. I was like, okay, that was actually pretty good. Yeah, they know that marketing. Yeah, all right. And because their marketing is just like pushing the fact that Tom Cruise does the stunt and this one I think he did like his own helicopter flying. Like he like went through intensive classes and stuff like that. He just like hang off of helicopters. Yeah. He did multiple points. You know, my,

you know, Mark Bristol, do you need me? Mark Bristol, he was one of the writer and directors on day five, but he does like all the storyboards for Mission Impossible. Oh, cool. Like he's like, and I've seen it where it's like, he has his drawings and then he'll show the movie. And it's the exact, it's like, oh yeah, you drew that movie. Yeah, it's crazy. That's neat.

I like to imagine he uses just like, magazine cutouts of Tom Cruise. That's a very, very good thing. He like can't draw him at all. Yeah. But yeah, he hung off like an AC-130 or something which is just plain. He hung out the door of that. Gr yeah, he hung off like an AC 130 or something, which is just playing. He hung out the door of that.

Granted, he's strapped onto it a thousand different ways so he can't fall off. But also, granteed. Still like you're on the outside of a play as it takes off. All right. And not only that, but like if he had slipped even with those harnesses, he's getting battered on the side of his fucking metal plane. I wonder how much Tom Cruise is like insured for. Yeah.

Like I've heard of people like insuring their hair and stuff like I wonder how much Tom Cruise is like insured for. Yeah. Like I've heard of people like insuring their hair and stuff like I wonder how much Tom Cruise himself. Like if they fucked up on one of the, yeah. Like, no, if you got like seriously injured. On a movie, yeah. Like God, a billion dollars. It's a lot. A lot of money.

How much, how much, how much would you insure me for Barb? I don't know like 42 dollars Specifically 40,000. They'll say okay, that's not bad 42 dollars. Yeah, I can go like a meal for two for that Yeah, that's fair. We're eating on Christmas. Yeah So weak because we can barely reach. Yeah, but they're gonna have to one up that stun, aren't they? Like, I think in the trailer, they had him hanging off helicopter. Like that, like flipping around jumping.

Unless this was the last one. And then the next one, they're gonna have him break his neck, but he won't die. He's just gonna break his neck and then pop it into place. And then pop it back. Like we wrote like Batman. Yeah, like Batman. Wow, what? Tortures. Batman. He re-gru his neck. then pop it back. Like we wrote like Batman. Yeah, like Batman. Wow, what? Torture. Batman. He re-gruised Nick. He broke his back. Oh, yeah, cuz Bane gotcha.

I want, I want the last mission impossible movie to be called Mission Impossible List. What a mission possible. Let's all go home boys. We wrap it up. We found it. That's the title of the one. Let's all go home. I think I could talk about this. I saw an early screening of Incredibles 2 last week. What? I'm going to go. Where?

Where in Austin? What? Yeah. There are some people here who have press passes for early screenings of stuff because they barge up on that. I think so. Well, I want to talk specifics, but I'll just say that I saw it. And it was incredible.

What was your favorite plot point? Sorry, of course, you're not going to answer that, but I instinctively was like, no, this is going to sue. Yeah, it was it was very enjoyable. A lot of people are asking like if it was better or like just as good as the first one. And the first incredible movies like one of my favorite all-time Pixar movies. Yeah, so it's hard to top that. They do a really good job.

I'm excited for it. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, we should all see it. I'm like the Mark Ruffalo to your Don Cheetle where I just start spouting spoilers and you're like, oh That clip makes me cringe. I know, but I was like, but it's also like one of the it's not like so cringy that you're like, oh, that clip makes me cringe. I know, but it's also like one of the, it's not like so cringey that you're like, oh, like your clip, like that was bad. But like, I mean like, not as bad as us. He's like the clip where you're like, that's kind of funny, like,

cause like no harm, no foul, I didn't see it, didn't really, didn't really spoil it, cause he's like, everyone's dead. But like, but yeah, it is like professionally like, oh, like, you can't be saying that. Nobody said like, I didn't hear or see that clip until after the movie was out. I think that was the thing.

I think Good Morning America retweeted that exact clip as soon as it happened. Any Mark Ruffles even like, can we cut that? Don't draw attention to it. Which is like really fucked up. Boy, that was cool. You think he's just like kidding around though. Like even, I think it was a joke.

They could, they could, that people interpreted it as a joke. I think they interpreted it, but I think it was a joke. They put that people interpreted it as a joke. I think they interpreted it, but I think it was a genius. Yeah, here's what happened was yeah, I think he was just trying to say, yeah, everyone fucking dies, like that's, I'm joking,

but like totally forgot that a lot of that is, it was soon to be true. And some Don Cheetle took it as the truth and made it real. And so that's why he like has that really awkward, like, oh God, yeah, you're right. Like if he had just played it off me like, ha, you know, like then knowing what have thought about it. But then like she was like, yeah, like, oh my god, it still looks like he could be just joking around though.

It was that's the best acting I've ever seen out of Don Cheetle. Dude, yeah, I feel like it's Tom Holland's in Mark Ruffalo. Yeah, they goof up a lot with the spoilers and I feel like sometimes it's just like, what's going on up there? It's awesome to see Tom Holland next to Benedict Cumberbatch,

because he always goes, can I, he's like, I mean, he's not that young, but he's younger and he's like, can I say, and he starts saying, he's like, no, no, stop. Like, he just cuts him off. I'm like, it's like a father figure. There's like, no, no, stop. Like, he just cuts them off. Like, it's like a father figure.

There's like a apparently a clip of like, Oskar Isaac when he's talking about Podamaran and Star Wars and he like actually brings out a cue card and reads the like official thing that Star Wars told him to say just so that he wouldn't like, go ahead and script or whatever. Actually, it was pretty fun.

I got with something like Star Wars or even anything Marvel like I would definitely be super hero. I'd be like, I'll be straight up on script. I mean, to those actors, not get sued for that kind of shit. So like they get fined or the damages, because I met in their under strict NDA. Or just stuff where it's like, oh, this is a danger to cast this person. You know, like it's bad for that. Yeah, because I mean, even after that, good morning,

America clip with Mark Ruffalo saying that, like, isn't he, he must be under bad for that. Yeah, because I mean, even after that, good morning, America clip with Mark Ruffalo saying that, like, isn't, he must be under strict NDA. So wouldn't he get some type of, he's probably fine down at under his contract, because they, I mean, they're the ones that pay him so they can just, yeah, I don't know how it works. I saw a clip where, oh my God, what was his name? It's not Chris Pines, not Chris Hemsworth. Chris Pratt.

That's the one was talking about in Parks and Rec whenever he, he like, there was a take where, oh my God, what's the other lady's name in Parks and Rec? The one. The lead. Amy Polar. Amy Polar. She's fantastic.

She opens up the door and she sees Chris Pratt and he's supposed to be naked. His character's naked. Well, they did a take where he was actually naked because he wanted to get the actual response. I don't feel like I'm getting the actual response I'm looking for, so I got naked. Yeah, so it took the clothes off and apparently it got a good reaction,

that was a shot that they used, but then the network contacted them and was like a rotum of letter. And they had all these terms or you can't do that again, blah, blah, blah. Why is it like a sexual assault type thing? I think so, yeah. But then he was also in the letter

that said like, you cannot talk about this letter, you cannot joke about this letter. He was like joking about the letter on like a late night talk show. Like he didn't give a fuck. I think they literally should level where they're just untouchable. Yeah, I put still like, you have to get fined or something,

although maybe at that point like they're making so much money off These shows and shit that they don't give a shit. I feel like the network's are too afraid of them. They would just be like Yeah, that's okay. It's a fine. Yeah, I could see the dance of that tip to around them Yeah, well, I don't think Amy puller's gonna. I mean, I don't know. I can't speak for like I don't think she's gonna like Soot Chris Pratt over that cuz she after the take was like yeah Well imagine because it's shocking, but she was like that was funny I imagine she wasn't the one who complained about it.

Maybe it was just, I'm sure the producer saw that in the media. And they're like, let's do damage control in case someone wants to, yeah, just doing, doing, doing, being proactive. Yeah. Do you guys wanna get a burger is that I hob after this? I hob, I almost don't even wanna talk about it

because this is exactly, we're playing into their head. I, I asked today on, okay, I asked it on Twitter of like what we should talk about. And every second response was about. IHob. IHob. So, should we give a little like rundown? Yeah.

Not that like anybody's gonna not know but in case they don't. IHob. IHob. The popular breakfast chain or not so popular. Chain has been claiming that they're gonna change your name to IHob with a B instead of a P. It's with the P.

And that they were gonna reveal what the B stands for on this day. And I think it was today or yesterday that they revealed that the B was for burgers. International House of Burger. Everyone thought it was gonna be international House of Breakfast. Or it would make sense. Which would have been a good move.

Everybody's the brunt. Or right like almost 24 or seven or if not entirely They are twenty percent and it's definitely like they've already had breakfast like burgers makes sense because it's new and different but it's also the most underwhelming It's also like another burger play right it's like who gives the shit. Yeah, there's a no place to get burgers my favorite response was the official Wendy's tweet, which is not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard. Yeah, fucking Wendy's do, they're on fire.

I think water burger also had a really funny response. Yeah, I was gonna pull it up right now. It says, as much as we love our pancakes, we'd never change our name to water pancakes. Yeah. I'm convinced that it's not permanent, and it was just a marketing tactic. Well, definitely.

Like instead of just making a tweet being like, hey, we serve burgers now, they did all this. You think about it too interesting. They have probably like thousands of branches of IHOP throughout the nation. I don't know, thousands, maybe. Probably thousands, yeah. I don't know, if you literally put that up.

But like, they would have to go and put a new sign on every single one of them. New sign, new menus, new, just like take out one of the screws and the pee goes. And there was a, apparently, cool. P. P. P.

P. P. There was like people tweeting pictures of a iHOP changing the P to a B in some locations like on science and stuff Oh really? But again, I think they just chose like select locations where they knew people would see it in photos Yeah, I've never had a burger there and I still will never Did they have burgers before?

I think so and I'm not gonna go back What an interesting choice to change your name in a way that enters you into the most competitive fast food market. And to call it, Taco Bell isn't calling it, like, I mean, literally they're outside the bun, but they're not calling it Taco Burger, you know, like you're not going there for tacos. And then I, you know what,

fuck it, I'm gonna get a burger while in there. Bernie. To claim you are the international house of burgers. Like that is. Listen, when I think I have, I think, they've defined burgers. Bernie had the best response tweet and I totally agree with the IHob rebranding is great. It perfectly plays into the modern age trend of how dare they change something I haven't

supported in in any way for years. Yeah, which I was like, yes, absolutely. I'm going to be going to read that right now. I'm going to jump, Bernie. There's someone who responded to, because I posted on Twitter that I've actually thought it was a really good marketing campaign. I've never heard anybody talk about IHOP this much.

IHOP. Sorry, yeah. This much. So I tweeted that. And then someone responded, I don't think it is, unless they are permanently changing their name. And if they are, then I am more outraged than I already am. Like even what the fuck is I, Hobbs,

sounds weird to say out loud. But currently because I don't think they're really changing their name, I'm just annoyed. And then I responded, do you go to eat their lot? And they didn't respond. So I'm guessing they didn't answer. My father is Mr. Hop.

Like to Bernie's point, like, yeah, that imperfectly encapsulates like a website changes, if a business changes anything, you know, like, yeah, that imperfectly encapsulates like of a website changes, of a business changes, anything, you know, like, let's get upset about it, let's like voice are concerned. I'm mostly like, this seems stupid. Like, it just felt, it was a good social media ploy. People talked about it, we're talking about it right now for an extended period of time,

just been to a bunch of people. But like, at the end of the day, like, if they actually changed, I would, if I was making that decision, I wouldn't make that decision. I would say no. But at the end of the day, like, if they actually changed, I would, if I was making that decision, I wouldn't make that decision. I would say no. But at the end of the day, if they do it, like, I don't care. I was curious, like, who was the guy who came up with it?

And how did he convince people? It was their market. Some do their marketing branch, probably the intern, and he was like, why don't we just change your name and then it was like, bruh! Or it was like the head of marketing and everyone didn't know how to say no to him. And just like, okay.

So I'll just go get a cup. I hope. I hope. That was great. What is their parent company? Not that anyone would know this other time. This is like Yum Yum Brands, is it like, there's a company called Yum Yum Brands?

Yeah, they've had a lot of. And they're like talking about, I don't, I hope I'm not flipping it. I think they're like Taco Bell KFC and like, Yum, Yum. And stuff like that. It's a great name for, I love that. Like, Yum, Yum.

That's the same name. When you look at fast food, there is one half, and then there's the other half. And like, there's two, like, parent companies that own a majority, like Coca-Cola and Pepsi are opposite. I have is. But they are within the same parent company. It's like McDonald's is Coca-Cola. Taco are opposite. I have is. But they are within the same parent company. It's like McDonald's is Coca-Cola.

Talk about like Pepsi. They are Dine brands, D.I. any brands global, who also has, I guess, Applebee's Denys. Oh, no, that's right. All my least share. Do they have anything in the burger game? Is what I'm looking for.

Let's find out. I have an Applebee's in D.I. I have an Applebee's. I think that's it. I guess they're all sit downs. the game. I have an Applebee's and D. I have an Applebee's. I think that's it. This are all sit downs. You don't go to an iHop drive through day. The only time I've ever been to an iHop is at two or three in the morning.

I've been to a lot of iHop. I've been pretty way sooner than I go to an iHop. I like iHop. Or iHop. I imagine that there's a guy at Apple who had just invented, I think a hob is like a grill or something in England. And he like invented like Apple's new grill

called the eye hob. And then he's like, oh, fuck. Oh, God. And there's like my own goodness. Paper, you've done that. Flying everywhere and they're freaking out. It's just a guy in his living room throwing papers. They're like, no.

Oh, my invention. That joked in Lampair. Well, okay. It was just international house of beer. And then they just became like a brewery? Yeah, and we got 200 beers on tap. And I don't know why they're talking like that now, but it's part of the way. Hey, there's a smoking cigarette.

I don't know. It's actually house of like cigarettes. It's not a B, but we'll figure it out. I'll go to that. I'll go to that. I go to that. Yeah, cigarettes and beer. Well, yeah. Siggaret's in beer.

Well beer, not cigarettes. Oh, she's not like cigarettes, lieutenant Dan. Tasted like to taste like cigarettes, lieutenant Dan. I don't know what's that from. What are you kidding? What is that? I don't know. I don't know.

What's that? Oh, God. She's joking. Are you joking? No, I'm gonna flip the little skin. You're a slap. I'm gonna have five you. How many of you in a lot of been dating? He was like November, December, 2016 or something. He said two and a half years, right?

What is it? It's like, you know, you're gonna have five years. How many of you in a lot of dating? Uh, he was like November or December. 2016 or something. He said two and a half years, right? What is the two two and a half years? Yeah, what's the most embarrassed she's ever been of you?

Oh, I like how it's like not him, but how a bear she's been of him. Proper. Some way that I've like really, really fucked up in front of her. I don't know. I just do some stupid shit in public sometimes. So I'm sure is one of those times. Like, what about the thing you did at the big press thing recently? No. Wait, what? That was a good segue, Chris. I appreciate that. There was a, I have to take my mind to talk about this on the podcast. There was a hospital, I have to take my mind to talk about this on the podcast. There was a hospital,

like, so we support Dell's children hospital. Pretty much whenever we do extra life, we give all our money to them, right? Yeah, they're like our local hospital, they're a couple blocks away. We love those guys, they love us. And we just opened up a park there. It's like a healing garden.

Yeah, healing garden, yeah, not a park, sorry. It's awesome. We got to go out and tour it and stuff like that. And they had a lot of the Ruchitipi people that had participated in that, go out there. So I didn't read the invite. All of the cameras just went black. And I didn't read the invite.

And it said like business casual or business or something dress code. And I had just gotten like, I was just at work. Oh, now. So I just wore whatever I was just at work. Oh, no. So I just wore whatever I was in, and it took, which, what was, where were you in? Well, let's show the picture. Do we have a picture?

Did you get the picture in the box? You got the picture in the box? It was in the newspaper. So there's me on the right holding the plus the champagne. I'm in a tank top and short shorts while everybody's dressed up in the box. Everyone's like blazers and...

I think at the time I also had a mustache because I was just like, fuck it. So I was like, I'm shaking a mustache for a shoot that we were doing. Yeah, and I look like I'm at like a fucking backyard barbecue or like a tailgating party. And. You should have moved back to the left,

just hidden behind people in the shadows. Is that not enough to not go? Like leave when you see that everyone's dressed up and I guess it's worse than going and leaving. Let's just put it this way. Whenever I arrived, Evon refused to speak to me and every time I got close to a person, everyone would instinctively move away from me.

It's like no one wanted to be close to me because they want to be with like the fucking red there and it's the same top. Is that Tyler Conex, you want to see Jacket? Yeah, he's gonna see Jacket. Yeah, everybody have like a collar or buttoned up shirt. Or a... Yeah, usually business business is different.

Tank top is definitely nowhere can tank top be interpreted as business other than like a barbecue place. I think I still got the last laugh though because it was hot as hell that day. And we were out at the healing garden and I was just soaking up the rays while I was sweating away. So, you look great. Who won?

Blowing off your physique. Feeling good? Yeah. Supporting the kids. Gotta feel like an asshole. I almost stole West's shirt. West had a nice Hawaiian shirt. And I was like, give me your fucking shirt.

And he was like, do you really want it? And I was like, no, no, no. It's just like, what was he wearing? He was just, he was wearing a button up Hawaiian shirt. He was like, he was like, he was like, give me your fucking shirt. And he was like, do you really want it? And I was like, no, no, no, no. It's just like, what was he wearing now? He was just, he was wearing a button up Hawaiian shirt. He was like, he was like, he was like, but nothing under it. Oh, I think he had like a white t-shirt on underneath it. Oh, so why didn't you just give you one of these?

I didn't want to sink West, I love West. I gave him so much shit, but I didn't want to, I didn't want to do that. I don't know how much better that would be though. It would show up with like, short khakis and like a vibrant, I mean, because I know West is sure it's a vibrant floral Hawaiian shirt. Like this guy just came from a lieu out instead of the workout. It would have been, I think it would have been better.

Maybe like one degree. It would have been business casual in Hawaii. Yeah. But anyways, we love Dell's children, not till Dell children's hospital. And we thank you for having us out there. And we're glad to be working with you. Apologize for playing. I'm so sorry that I wore a tank top to the opening of the healing garden.

So, it was a lot of embarrassed for you? I don't think she ever, I think I told her that I was very embarrassed by that. And she was just like, I'm having fun. Yeah. There's a one time I was at a wedding and a friend of mine, her boyfriend came.

And she was in like a dress, like a formal dress. And he was wearing jeans, a t-shirt and a friend of mine, her boyfriend came. And she was in like a dress, like a formal dress. And he was wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and a backwards hat and sneakers. Oh, so he's a fuckboy. Maybe. But I just remember thinking like, if I was gonna leave the house with a significant other

going to a wedding, I'd be like, maybe you wanna put on like something a little nicer. Yeah. So I don't know like what kind of dynamic they had in that sense. Maybe they would let me wear a back and head to a wedding. You can wear whatever you want, okay? So I don't know like what kind of dynamic they had in that sense You know what if you want okay my I was at my my sister cat marriage recently My people get talk about this people kept saying congrats to me when I'm like oh my They're Christian and I'm like I didn't do it. What's your sister? Yeah, but I it's like I do you are family sure But like don't tell me congratulations. I had nothing to do with this thing, it's your sister. Yeah, but it's like, I do. I think you are family.

Sure. But like, don't tell me, congratulations. I had nothing to do with this thing. Do you like the guy? I can't through you. Hey Chris, fuck you. But if he didn't like the guy, then it would be even, oh yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Can you imagine? Hey, my sister got married. Fuck you. Oh yeah. Well, but anyway, my, my, like I was the bridesmaidesmaid for like our best man, or made of honor, made of honor. So were you like on the, um, my sister side.

Okay. And then my brother was officiating it. Okay. Ah, that's nice. Yeah, it was great. Hey, congrats. Thanks. I accept congrats for being like part of the wedding because that's like something active that I did.

My brother was officiating it. Totally, we were up there, he was reading all their vows and stuff and then stopped and was like, I lost a page. Lost a page? I lost the page of the vows. Oh my god. And then... Or I guess like, he'd read one of the vows. Oh my God. And then, or I guess, like, he'd read one person's vows, and then he was getting the other person's vows,

and he'd lost the page for it. And then, and we were like, what do we, and then my sister was like, just read the other vows again, but swap the names. Oh, yeah. Maybe that was a good cover for your sister. Your brother's looking out for it. She didn't write them.

She didn't write them. She didn't do it homework. Oh god damn it. I forgot. Yeah. No one ever listens at what it's like. But it actually, it was like, it was the funnest moment in a wedding I've ever had, because it was so weird and funny and awkward. Yeah, and everyone just laughed.

It was great. What do you think is a two formal most of the time? Yeah. Yeah. My sister super like informal like we actually because it was the same weekend that Solo opens. So she had one of her friends who's like, I'm going to dress up as Han Solo for your wedding. I'm going to dress up as Han Solo for your wedding. So I'm like, Han Solo.

That's the poor name. Han Solo outfit to our wedding. I feel like Son Hollow would have no holes. He's Son's Hollow. Oh, Son's Hollow. I like that our generation is getting married now because I feel like our weddings are way fucking terrible. Oh, I was going to say that, dude.

Yeah, like all my friends' weddings were like in and out done. Like let's get to the celebrating part. Like, or they're doing weird shit with their ceremonies. Sure, yeah, getting inventive. Yeah. Did you ever have like, were you, like, I went to my uncle's wedding, because the age gap was just enough that I was alive

to experience that, but I didn't really see anybody else's that was of my uncle's age. Like, but I just remember how, how dry and long and boring it was. Yeah. But then I went to my friends and it was like, it was all in the same room too. We were already at the tables to eat.

We like basically watched the ceremony happen on like a stage. Then they came down, took pictures immediately, did the first like the father, father, daughter dance and immediately down to food and then dancing and stuff. It was great. Yeah. My buddy just got married recently. I think they're actual, like, her walk up song

or like they're like the song where they go after the ceremony. There was like hip-hop songs. Oh, really? This is fucking cool. That's cool. Yeah. Actually, I had a story there at the... You had a bachelor party recently. Yeah. The bachelor party, they're all from out of town

and they were coming to Austin, the wedding was held in Austin. And so then I like planned the whole thing. I got a scenario B&B, took them all downtown, took them to somebody like, you know, the nicer like bars that you take the tourists to and stuff like that. And we went to several bars where we're bar hopping

with all the guys. And there's this one dude that just kept going hard and he was buying buying two shots for everybody at every bar that we were doing. Oh my God. And I'm the best man, so I have to, I wanted to stay sober so I could watch after the groom make sure he's good,

but I also just like, I can't fucking do shots after that drunk interview video that we did for a very good. How many shots did you do that night? I think I did like between 15 to 20 years old. It was just like, I could have died. So we get to this bar, the guy hands out shots and then I'm sitting there and there was like, kind of like, yeah, here we go.

And then we like reach in for the cheers and I bring it to my face and I'm watching everybody else and then I flick mine behind my back. And I'm doing that and I'm looking at my buddy, the groom, and it's like at the exact same time he goes, and he pours it off to the side, like down by his leg. And we did it like the, we did the exact same thing at the exact same time.

And I was like laughing so hard, I kept watching him and then he like went through with it and was like, oh boy. And he was like acting like it. I was really hoping you were gonna say there was like a girl standing right behind you. Yeah! But I pulled him to the side and I was like, hey, did you like that shot?

And he's like, oh, yeah, I was, woo, real smooth. And I was like, I fucking knew your fucking line, Ryan. And I was like, smooth, almost like water. Oh, I'm so pissed. It's really cute though, because that was like my childhood friend. And I was like one of those moments where I was like I know what we're best friends. Yeah, well right before we move on, I would like to also mention that this episode of the received podcast is brought to you by Quip. The truth is most of us are brushing our teeth wrong not for long enough and we forget to change our toothbrush on time.

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You tossed them a slogan? It's a genuinely good, free me pun. I feel like if I didn't have a job here, I would just help companies with slogans and they would all be puns. Would you be one of those like, like, fuck boy Twitter accounts, where you'd be like to toss an out heat or whatever? All the time.

Yeah. Who would you, what brand would you want to be representing? I hub. No. No, that's the current trend is all fast food, just like shit on each other. My favorite Twitter account of all time is MoonPies. Have you ever seen the MoonPie Twitter? I would, MoonPies, those like snacks.

I wouldn't know what a MoonPie was if it weren't for their Twitter. I think I used to eat them when I was a kid, but like the fact that they have a great fucking Twitter account, it's such a good investment in a marketing. It's like they hired a 16 year old to run their Twitter account. I don't know who runs it or what James Smith, but I mean, just I could be nothingness. It's like never about promoting Moon Pies. It's just like, oh, I woke up this morning feeling hungover.

So I brushed my teeth and buy Moon P. In gratitude. Brush my teeth and grab a moon pie. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's just like trying to be personable with some any of them. I don't know whoever relates to that. Mm-hmm. But.

The fellow kids. The fellow kids. All the kids. Like Roushirti's tried to pronounce. Not a bad move. I like it. It makes brands more enjoyable to follow. Oh yeah.

If you take all the constants out of moon Pie, you're left with the words, oooey, which is exactly the noise my dad makes when he sits down on the couch. Like, and the Moon Pie cinematic universe, all the people from the Moon are like really hot. We don't know if the Moon Pie is like being eaten or not, which is the thing getting about. What the fuck? It's so fucking funny.

And it honestly makes me want to buy a moon pie because there's a reason why moon pies are on the bottom shelf. They're always just down there. What do they taste like? What do they look like? I think they're chocolate, right? Yeah. It's like marshmallow with like a lightly like a bland flavored cookie, all dipped in chocolate. Okay. I used to love a graham cracker flavor cookie. What were they called? Devils cakes or Devils cakes or? Devils or it's Prada? No, it's gonna move me though.

Good band. There's like a, what are they called, Devils cakes? Devils food cake. Well that's chocolate icing on chocolate, right? You're right, I used to love those, but I was raised to go to church and stuff. Right, so I always felt really bad eating them. So I never ate them because they were the devil's food cake

or whatever the fuck. Do you feel like if you ate it, you would be sent to hell or become evil? I thought I was being a sinner, yeah. Like I didn't like the death leopard song running with the devil for the same reason. Or highway to hell. Yeah, yeah, I was just like, oh no!

At a realization this weekend? While you're being chved. Was it? No. But it was when you were out with us. No, just this weekend at some point. Okay. That I was like, man, if like the little kid version of me knew everything I've done in my life,

he'd be like, it's a sinful little fucker. I bet I could identify the exact time in place where this thought occurred. What is the worst thing you've done in your life? Like what would you, what would your little self be most ashamed of for me? What happened this weekend? Yeah, what'd you do this weekend, Chris?

Nothing. What'd you do this weekend? It's a little secrets. Nothing. We got to get to like the post was gonna be Chris' little secret quarter. No. Yeah it is. I mean, it's just

A million little things a million little thing like nothing like nothing Million little things like I mean, they're just so small each of them that they're individually nothing Yeah, I was thinking about cuz like you know Even as a kid I was like, oh man drinking is really bad. I'm like You know clearly I'm drinking and go out and, you know, I've had premarital sex. What? You're not married? We got to cut the thing. Guys, cut the thing.

There was a funny moment at my friend's wedding when like, the ceremony wrapped, they're both drunk. We're loading him into their car, their limo or whatever, and I was like, wow, Ryan, I'm so happy for you. Like, you're about to have sex for the first time in your life. You're gonna take her flower. You can deep flower.

Oh, this flower's not in kind of any of those. Literally. At what point did you religious little boys kind of cross over to the dark side and kind of just not care any college? You know, I mean, you were dressed probably college. Brother Clayton. Clayton and I had a blast just the other week.

You blast people. I think it was college or like somewhere in high school. Yeah, I started this high school. I started middle school. I started listening to a lot of punk music, you know. Blink when 82 really meaning I really like like the surprise. The surprise.

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The surprise. The surprise. The put eyeliner on you. Oh yeah. Oh, and I freaked out because I was like, you're poking me in the eye. Yeah. Your day five character looks like how I was imagining your sex club. It was so. Yeah, it was probably pretty similar. You put on the same accent. No, but I will say, okay, so as far as like persona, because you were talking about traveling by yourself. And like, I do remember being like, okay, I'm by myself traveling. If there's any trouble I'm gonna get into,

it's gonna be like walking down the streets at night by myself. And so I was conscious of it. Like, I need to project like confidence, confidence and intenseness, you know, like, where it's like, I don to project confidence and intenseness. I don't want to mess with that guy. So I remember specifically, I was in Amsterdam and there's one night where I was going late. It was like really late at night.

I was walking down the streets by myself and I'm like, I have to be like, so I was like, walk in. I basically walk with scout like angry Clint East, so you look like a crazy guy that no one wants to touch. Yeah, well just like oh, I don't want to mess with that guy He he looks angry. That's the first thing I think of when I see you Yeah, well, I don't want to mess and I remember and I remember I think he's like and I'm like I'm walking and all said like it's like it's a long like alleyway And it's just me and another guy and I'm remember thinking, okay, I gotta be super pissed off.

And so I'm like walking and I'm like, you know, doing my thing and I'm like, look at him enough. And then he sees me, because I'm prepping for him, I'm like, I might fight, you know, I got scared, right? It's like, he's like, he's like, well, he looks like a scary looking guy, right? And I'm walking up to him on my scale and we're,

and then he sees me and he runs. Yeah, man. He thought I was about to rob him. Cause I scalded him. Christopher. I was like, I mean mugged him and he was like, oh, and he ran you and I was like, oh, he scared of me.

You put your pants on and yeah, you got out there and mugged him. I was like, a can down the street. And yeah, I was like the guy skit. And he, he, he must have been a tourist too or something. Probably, he was probably just like you. Yeah. Enjoying his time alone, you're,

I love to be a fly on the wall during that interaction because I'm imagining it was like a four year old boy. And like overalls or whatever they're called. He's got one of those like spinning top hats and he's gonna try it while he pops. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, spinning cop at the end of the night. Lollipop. Daylight. The wooden claw. It's noon. No, it was like, I gave, I was like impressed with myself that I was intimidating. Yeah. And that's how you survived your entire to we.

Yeah, I was just like trying to be mean. It's like you're concentrated the whole time. They're just wanted posters of you all over each city. Yeah, beware of this man. I will say in Ashtrayam,'s weird. Like in like the red light district is essentially downtown. Like it's like the touristy area. But with naked people.

Yeah. And so like in the middle of the day at lunchtime it's just like a place to like families come and get food and stuff. Oh weird. It's like super touristy. And like but then you go down one alleyway and also there's like naked women in windows,

but then next to them are people pushing carriages. Oh, strange. And it's super weird. And then just people watching, people, you'll see people, they're like, oh, it's pretty like in their point, and then like, like pointing in the windows and like, okay, and they like work up the courage

and then go and like, talk know, like pointing in the windows and like, okay, all right. And then like, work up the courage and then like, go and like, you know, talk to prostitutes. It ditched the baby care. They did. They did. And then, you know, and then I like, I remember like seeing this, someone coming out and then immediate,

you see that face where they're like immediate regret. Like they're like, oh God, what I just, and they just head down and just like, scurry it away. Oh, wow. They're like, I regret everything. But yeah, it's like the most interesting people watching the city forever.

I love how those people in the windows for. I don't know. Because are you able to just stand there and watch? Because I would be curious to like how, like, their shit is in the window. I was at like sitting in one place. No, but I would wanna do that. Oh, I've come out and have you.

I'm sure you would. What if you're down the street watching her or not? I'd call it like, there are idiots who are like, they do have idiots who go up with cameras and try and take pictures. And then they get killed. Then they get like, well, they just disappear in the night.

Okay, they don't get killed. Yeah, they just disappear at dawn for their mistake. Yeah, they forget put in dark alley and they have a man walk at them very fiercely. And then they never come back. I take care of them. I kind of do a similar thing because like I see the logic in that like you don't if if you look scary enough then people just won't want to mess with you. But I've also been doing this thing where when I carry my keys and I'm in a situation where I'm kind of like freaked out, I'll do like a mini Wolverine.

Hey, yeah, don't do that. Why not? So I took a self-defense class a couple of years back and they said like something that a lot of women do is, or people carry their key between their finger like this so that they could just like hit someone. There have been stories of people who've done that and had their key here and like went to hit someone

and the key instead went backwards into their own hand. Oh, so it's like- A slice up between their fingers. These things like slice their own fingers. I mean, they're hard to hold to, yeah. Yeah, one of those. Not suggested. Also, don't go for this move to go for someone's nose

because if someone opens their mouth, you'll get a bit a handful of teeth Yeah, it's just like little things that you're taught what self defense things would you Punch them right here It's punch them right there. All right in the like jaw There I mean there's a lot of moves that they taught us Especially for like getting grabbed behind someone trying to get on top of you stuff like that You're a little stronger than you think you are. Yeah

Well, especially if you're scared or angry or like confident or any combination of those things, because they can all feed each other like, as long as you. If you are willing to throw yourself into somebody really hard, you'd be surprised how unwilling people are to be hit or thrown into and big people can go down.

There's a lot of tips to like if you are being attacked or something like that, like yell fire instead of help, because if you're yelling help, people might not want, be more hesitant to come help you, but if you're saying fire, people will wanna come see what's going on. Another thing like girls don't wear ponytails,

if you're walking late at night or hoods or anything that people could grab really easily. It's just small things here and there that I think everyone should learn growing up. That'd be interesting. Eddie teaches Krav Magon. I mean, still considering doing his classes and stuff like that. Yeah.

I did, when I was younger, before I played rugby, which is where I found out, I was still tall, but even skinnier, I was just a skinny kid. Cheers. And yeah. And I would take down people like way bigger than me

just because like proper form or just like willing to put yourself into somebody like you'll take them down. But before that, I took like Taekwondo and Jujutsu and stuff. And it's really interesting. It's actually kind of enjoyable. So you should definitely do that. Yeah. Thanks, porn.

Just before we wrap up, Mariel sent me a screenshot of Burger King's new Twitter. Oh boy. Uh, they didn't change their handle, but they changed their name on Twitter to pancake king. That's awesome. So I have a, whoop. You can't see that, but I don't know if we want to put up a screen in the booth.

Yeah, they changed their whole like header and everything to pancake. Are they a sister company or are they just being dickhead? I think they're just being dickheads. That's pretty good. It's great. I like the logo. I mean, it's very much.

Cause they serve pancakes. I'm gonna change my Twitter to like burger Chris. Burger Chris. Everyone should just change their handles to something. I don't have any creative pee in my name. You don't? So you should be parpera dunkelman. Parpera.

Parpera. Punkleman. Punkleman. Instead of dunkelman. Barbara. Barbara. Punkelman. Punkelman. That of Dunkelman. I'll be playing Gipson. Playing old Gipson. Yeah, there it is. Pancake King. I love how just petty.

Yeah, that they all are. Oh, they changed their logo too. I didn't even see that. Yeah, great. And his little pancakes. So cute. So there's a little square of butter on there that I've always seen in commercials,

like for ego and stuff. And I remember one time I was a kid and I was like, mom, I want the butter like they have on the commercials. She's like, okay, but don't eat it all in one bite. And I was like, I mean, I wasn't thinking about it. But now I will. I said it. And as soon as I just remember sitting there,

watching her like just like fork hovering over the pad of butter, just ready to like, pounce. Once she, as soon as she walked out of the room, just ate the pad of butter, not even with the eggos, just ate the butter. I was like, yeah, this is just like, and I'm like, I need more butter for no more regular.

And I'll melt it into the eggos. But what a weird way to just a little square like that. It is my stomach. It's a genetic look. I wonder if you just like gave butter to children. How much they would eat. If you told them that they shouldn't eat it. Just do the homework.

Simpson special. Kids are pretty fucking small bite and then go. Now for me, take a whole whole stick of butter, wrap a waffle around it, and then just eat it. I mean, they deep fry sticks of butter at Southern carnivals. America. I mean, like, that's rancid. Yeah. Anyways, we're going to talk about Chris's dirty little secrets on the post show.

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