Rooster Teeth Podcast - Blaine Snotrockets a Wishbone - #512

Episode Date: October 2, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Jon Risinger, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they discuss show binging, toilets, Marvel movies, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll talk about them a little later. I'm Gus. Um, John. Um, Barbara. That's Blaine. And I'm Gus. I invested in a bunch of these belts. They're the old, like, belts that, like, the Boy Scouts wore, you know?

Is that, like, the kind of, with the magnet in it or is it the kind with, like, like, loop it through the belt? That's a Boy Scout belt? Yeah, like, I used to wear this in Cub Scouts. So when I bought it, I was like, oh, that's nostalgic. And then they ended up being the best, cheapest belt imaginable.

I never got to be in Boy Scouts. You didn't miss anything. Do you know what I was in? Who are you in? I was in Owanas. What's that? That's like the church. That is the church version of Boy Scouts

without any of the fun stuff the Boy Scouts could do. Oh, that is forever. Is that what you guys did? I think we did. Yeah, I really know that. Boy Scouts could give you a knife. No, it's causing a session. I think we did. Yeah, I know that. Boy's got to give you a knife. No, it's causing a session that lasted a lifetime. I was making a conda for a person. Oh, no. A wana's, I don't know. Maybe that's what I, I, I, that'd be really

bad. Um, no, I wasn't a wana's. And that's about the end of my style. I wish I could have been in Boy's got to go in camps and stuff. Yeah, they, if you sold enough popcorn, which was our equivalent to Girl Scout cookies, Boy Scout sold popcorn, dog shit compared to Girl Scout cookies. Yeah, but if you sold enough, you could get a Swiss army knife and I obsessed over that Swiss army knife. And then you grew up to be old enough to pay for your own Swiss army knife. Yeah. Did you eat all the popcorn yourself?

I mean, back in that day, yeah. You guys talk about that too, excess on the panels you did about being fit and stuff that R2X. About all the popcorn that Blaney? No, just about like being fat kids. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm not in excess. We talk more so about the good habits we have now. But we present the former fat cells

that we all possess inside of us. Did you know when I was a baby, I was so fat I couldn't walk. Well, how long did this last? It lasted a while. I had to have a physical therapist. What? Because I was too fat to walk.

What if you could maybe how older? Like when the age when a child should start learning how to walk and make the transition from calling to walk. Wait, I want to know what the non-parents, you're not a parent either. But what do you guys think a baby should learn to walk by? One or one and a half. One or one and a half. What did you answer that way? One or one and a half. Yeah. Who's your answer?

Why did you answer that way? Because I don't really know. I'm only basing it off of the experience of my niece and nephew. You're basing it off what Barbara said. No, only off of the experience of my niece and nephew. I mean, to be fair, I did span a pretty large range of time in this.

That's about right. You're about right. It's usually by one or so. It's right there. What about talking, is that like one and a half too? I'm day three. Wow. Hello, John. Yeah. by one or so. It's right there. What about talking? Is that like one or a half two? I'm day three. Hello John. Yeah. I have soiled my diaper. I require assistance. Pardon me sir. I like that with the talking. You think they have like even more proper speech than what I do as an adult. I believe

you mean diaper. My diaper is stinky. What physical therapist for a... I would like to take in the grape juice. Yeah. Like, for it to get to a point where they were worried you weren't walking, you had to be like two at that point. Probably, like between one and a half and two, yeah. So what is that in tail? I don't remember.

Oh, okay, but you know, but you're... Yeah, no, my parents have told me, yeah, that I need to put this in. Yeah, I was definitely like, I was a little butter ball. I was really fucking dumb because, you know the game operations. Yeah, so they had this I thought it was real they had this tiny little plastic pieces and I remember like the bones Yeah, and I took the funny there was the wishbone. Yeah, I was the wishbone is the you shaped one and I stuck it up My nose and my parents were like freaking the fuck out like my mom was at home

Baby sitting me my dad was at football practice and she was like, Mark, we gotta get playing to the hospital. We gotta go in the emergency room. He's gonna, this thing's up in his nose. And they're like, they addressed it. And I think they might have done X-rays and they're like, we're gonna have to operate. Like we're gonna have to get this out of his nose.

And they were gonna have to cause an incision like up here in my nose because it was caught up there. And then apparently I was just like, oh, you mean this? And I went, and then I got it out. Like they couldn't reach in there. They were too afraid to reach in there with pliers. Like, you know, so they're gonna have to operate. So they're going to operate and cut your neck.

Yeah, like take me down and stuff like that. And then I just like, we need to get a pair of nice shoes. We got to take them down. And then we to take the bone out. They just have a thing of chloroform over your mouth. Like, she's like someone with a blackjack hits him in the back of the head. Yeah. Is that what the doctor say whenever they have put you under? Just take him down. Oh, that's one's a big one. Yeah, dumb kid,

real dumb kid. Oh, man, it's funny. You say you were a super fat baby because you have then developed into a very tall, very lean man. Yeah, you have your little biodome. Yeah, and then, but the rest of you, you're very tall and very lean, it's, like, it's, like, a, uh, my brother's the exact same way. He was just round, like, just, there was, there was no part of his body that went in at any point. And he was that way until he was like two. And then now he's like this Jack Skellington character

of like just height. Yeah, it's like you take all of that fat. He never gained weight ever again. Gus, did you take a fence when I showed you what you looked like in the million dollars about cartoon? Did you take a fence to how you looked? No, I don't remember how I looked.

I don't know if we could get a reference of it, but I remember like when we were making it, like silhouette started a big thing in cartoons, and I'm only just not learning about animation because I'm just now starting to look direct at it. So there's like a bunch of shit I don't know about. But I remember like with Bernie, I was like, okay, you gotta make him tall,

I gotta make him broad, because that's how I picture Bernie. But with you, I imagine you was like, Jack Skellington kind of tall, but I also wanted you to slouch, and I kind of wanted you to have a little bit of a punch. That's about right. And I think I showed it to you.

I showed Bernie and he's like, oh yeah, that's great. And I think I showed it to you and you're like, hmm, that's cool. And I didn't know if I was in the year. There's no chance whatsoever that blame with his severe insecurities and ability to read into stuff too much,

read into whatever you did too much. That definitely did not. Not a possible at all, impossible. I feel like it would be harder to animate like the girls at this company. I guess because like, there's a lot of guys who have very distinct kind of looks to them. It's funny you say that when we were developing

the cartoon characters for RTX's whole thing. And we drew you first, I say we, I didn't draw, Tobin did. The department. I just pointed at the Drawy I didn't draw. Tobin did. The department. I just pointed at the drawing boy and said, draw. And he did it. And so the drawing boy, Tobin, drew you. And then we went beyond there and developed more,

it carries me to create. And so we made a lease. And it was a whole thing of like, all right, these very simplified character versions. How do we make a lease look? Not like you. And it's very simplistic things that are different about your hair. and even the clothing-wise.

But for some reason, you kept putting all the girls in white shirts and so- I was gonna say that like yes, we do look very similar, but first like, you could tell it's maybe because I'm wearing one of my shirts and stuff like that, but at least it's in another white shirt. Yes. So even if you're like, oh, the blonde character with the white- But then we also, we also added Ashley. And so Ashley is another slim, average height blonde hair,

you know, woman. And so it was like, we're all just clones of each other. I feel like movements is like an important part of Cartoon suit. Oh, there's, there's Gus. Yeah, he's kind of like, I'm trying to use his lead down. Bernie looks fucking jack.

A little less, a little less, if Bernie's that jacked, I should have a little less stomach. Just before the record. Bernie's got a little Doritos shape there that isn't quite accurate. Oh, there's a tiny little Gavin there by the banana peel.

Oh yeah. Oh, that was a good time. I feel like with Barbara, I would make her like, like a spastic like a wiry like fun cartoon character. How do you make a spastic still image? Correct. I don't know, like thank you. Thank you.

Why can't you play the alarm? Why can't you play the alarm? I'm flailing too much. I feel like know, like thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. something else. You saw that poster right like I'll add our text London all the characters that's what he's talking about that's what you're talking about right? Yeah no I know I know you're referring to because I wasn't on it but oh did we not draw you? No it's just eating snow big deal. Did you have a plane on it? We didn't draw everybody with like there's a plane was there. Yeah yeah. If we didn't draw everybody that went we made characters. Did you people who didn't go? Who did we draw and I didn't go? I don't know, I'm just trying to make you feel bad about it now. I don't care. Yeah, we didn't draw blame, who cares?

You want to draw? I'll draw you. I'll draw you. You want to open and draw you? Hey, Tobin, you watched the podcast, draw blame. I thought I saw Tobin before. He actually watches the podcast. Who does that? He's playing ping pong right now. He's playing ping pong right now. He's able to. Doesn't sound. He actually watches the podcast. Who does that?

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He's playing ping pong right now. He's playing ping pong right now. He's playing ping pong right now. watching this podcast this moment and stand right behind him. And then Tobin turn around, turn around. Turn around, Tobin. You run to his desk. Like how long of a delay is there? Could you run now? Obviously, he's watching right now. Yeah, he's watching at his desk. No, he watches back catalog while he's illustrating it.

Right now, he's actually working on the extra life poster and it looks fucking sick. Well, I heard he's actually playing ping pong right now. I heard he's not doing a very good job, though. So stupid. But about the, like, there's no, like, severely weird defining features that the blonde-haired women at this company have that

sit at the bar, like, you don't have like a scar or like a video. Ooh, you get a cool scar. All right, punch me. That's actually one of the reasons why I grew my hair out. Ah! That is so a nerve-�-a-hear right behind us. Sorry, yeah, I don the- Sorry, yeah.

I don't know why. Yeah. Then you can go, I'm going to, you want to know how I got these scars? Just this one scar. There's a monkey. My best friend, blame. There's a, it's like once every couple months, meg 64, they're official Twitter account- Once a month?

Is it what? It's way more than that. Okay, more than once a month, the meg64 official Twitter account tweets out in quotations. Wanna know how I got these scars and quotations? Name the movie. Or also, why so serious? Oh, why so serious? Yeah.

Name the movie. God, they're such trolley boys. And we bought one of their trolley boys. We bought one. I don't know. Do we talk about the thing that we went to this weekend collectively? I imagine. Kind of like a personal thing that we went to this weekend's collectively? I'm actually kind of like a personal thing.

He'd livestreamed it. We treat him. Oh, okay. Patrick got married this weekend. Yay! Why do you not know what I was talking about? Oh, just kidding. Oh.

I've done that before. And I always get a sinking feeling. Oh, god. You're good. You're good. Why do you waste so insecure? I wonder why. Well, I once goofed up and I talked about someone's getting into a relationship with another person

they hadn't publicly announced it yet. And then they're both like, and I was like, so you guys wanna make that public? And then like now and I was like, oh god, like I got sick. Anyways. He was, he life streamed it because he wanted to give the opportunity to people to be able to and I was like, oh god, like I got sick. Anyways. He was, he life streamed it,

because he wanted to give the opportunity to people to do it. From the, like, he like told the queer panel at RTX, he was gonna do it. Cool. LGBT community. With Eric though, I remember I'd go to the bar, I'd be across the room away from the dance floor,

a new song would kick on, and then I'd hear, oh fuck yeah! And it was Eric, every time we was just like dancing to these songs. What's funny is that I've known it was Eric, every time, was just like dancing to these songs. What's funny is that I've known Eric for a period of time, a large period of which we would share booth space at conventions, and so it makes 64 just this thing where they often play music and have dance parties midday

just to get people to the booths and all that stuff. Their dance off videos are my favorite. And so I'm very familiar with Eric's dancing and dance style, but to watch everyone's reaction at the wedding, to now discovering that Eric is a phenomenal dancer. And just like so entertaining, everyone's like, oh yeah, it's like discovering the really quiet, shy, like nerdy guy at work is actually like,

oh he's not, rock bands, you know what I mean? Like it's just a surprising realization. Well it was great. It was a surprising anytime you see a white boy that looks like Eric dance well. You'd go up to him and then he would give you prompts for your dance. He'd be like, you're in a 1990s cocaine commercial.

Go! Co-cane commercial. And I'd be like, okay, it was very cool. 1990s cocaine commercial. It didn't say they were real 80s. Oh, yeah, obviously. It was really, yeah, it was an experience. And then he fucking like, I was like,

looking around, I was having a great time and he was gone. And he just Irish could buy it and it was like, that's what you have to do at weddings. Yeah, but like, I was like, looking around on time a great time and he was gone. And he just Irish goodbye and was like, that's what you have to do at weddings. Yeah, but like, Eric's the coolest though, is what I'm saying. No, he's not. He just like, just ghosted and it's like a fucking boss. So he's a cool.

Props to you wherever you are. Eric has a really big fan over here. Thank you very much. Oh, you don't stick around and tell people you're leaving at a wedding because then everyone wants you to stay. You just go. Oh, you have to say like 30 goodbyes.

No, I say one goodbye and that's under my breath as I'm stepping out the door. It's someone it might have actually been on this podcast where someone said Irish goodbye is actually a lot more courteous than going around saying goodbye to everyone because when you stop a party or a wedding or whatever it is to say goodbye to each individual person and group, you're basically saying like, stop what you're doing to acknowledge that I am leaving. Yeah, and change the energy of what's happening right now for me.

And I never really thought of it that way. I always thought that I was rude if I left without saying goodbye, but the whole reaction is, oh, where did so and so go. Oh, they left, okay. Yeah. And then everyone cries. I'll see you on Monday.

That was fun. Wedding man. It's very fun. It was good. I'd never been to that venue before. Who's neat? Yeah. He was a, yeah, underground, which was really cool. I never made the connection. That's a sewer. The underground. He goes to play. Yeah, I never thought about it. Yeah. Find Ninja Turtles down there if you wanted. Cowl.

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That's in the show. Never mind. Take it back, Barbara. We're going to try that again. You's in the show. Never mind, then take it back, Barbara. Okay, we're gonna try that again. You're gonna get a nice, sort of, complemented plane. I'll give an accomplice to the audience instead of playing. Congrats, guys.

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No, but mostly Elise. But all Elise. Hey, can you guys give me a beer? Jackie, he made beer I like beer. I like drinking beer. I like beer. Okay. Sometimes I enjoy it sometimes I do too much Hey, I had good grades. I would put off I have female friends It's a it's a drinking game. Firing to flatulence, fuck me. Dude, you just saw it happen to me.

You just saw it happen. Why didn't you think that wasn't gonna be any? K-fees up because I have the magic touch. Can you throw me those? Throw them. I got you. You're an idiot. You like beer.

We all like beer. That's what you get. Sometimes I drink too much. For politicizing this podcast, jerk. You jerk. It We all like beer. That's what you get. Sometimes I drink too much. For politicizing this podcast, jerk. You jerk? It's not your podcast. I'm not politicizing it. I'm just saying that I got good grades and I have female friends. I'm saying it's Blaine's Fall, because he's a jerk.

Blaine's just everything's Blaine's Fall, because he's a jerk. I just want everyone to know. I was telling Gus before the podcast started that I said, Gus, I'm a 34 year old man who has children and a divorce. And my mom, this last month when I had a birthday, sent me $50 from my birthday. It's super sweet.

And at some point, I wonder if it's ever going to end or if she is just going to do it. See, my grandmother does that. She always sends me my brother's thing. It's like, I don't care's ever going to end or if she is just going to do it see my grandmother does that She always sends me my brothers. I think it's like I don't care what's going on. There's some weird circus happening on the left side of the stage The circus is called blame What did you do? The alcohol wipe there's alcohol on it Is that what it's not the point you're that way you have how do you live alone? How do you live alone?

That's not the point you're that way you have how you live alone. How do you live alone? I like beer. I live with you for like a week. Yeah, those are good time Like I love the the softy-viction that I gave you you did give me a soft and most uncomfortable I was at a town like you basically told me to get the fuck out of your house That's no we had good time find else to live, you fucking hobo. I didn't have a home. I didn't have a home. Yeah. It sounds like blame.

It does. Listen, I went to your trial thing. It's a great story. You did. But what help were you? You left. I dressed as straight as I could. You left to prove that we were not.

Did you witness for me? He even asked me the day before you're trying to figure out something to wear. You're trying to figure out something to wear. You're like, which looks like the outfit a straight guy would wear. I was like, anything you would pick. Right. I had like a lot of like, you know, like,

a buying spoiler, you're straight. Okay. Cool. It wasn't sure for a second. This is a weird show. Yeah, it's a, it's evolved into weird to say. Segway. I saw something really, speaking of weird things,

I saw something really weird right before we started this podcast. I didn't have my make up on yet, okay? Can I take a guess? You'll take a guess, is that what you're gonna say? Yeah. Was it something on Reddit? No, it's something, someone sent this to me

on social media. Okay, I don't know, but I've been getting spanned by a bunch of fucking robots lately, but what is it? Where they in Houston? Nevermind. Um, the, the, thank you. Eric, like, oh, sex robots.

That's a great callback. Yeah. The title of the article is, living aircraft porn will change the way you look at airplanes forever. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, to say that sentence again. Living aircraft porn will change the way you look at airplanes forever. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's a pack of that.

Say that sentence again. Living aircraft porn will change the way you look at airplanes forever. Okay, living, I was a living. Okay, so I'm imagine. What I'm imagining right now is that this is people dressed up as airplanes making porn. Or is it porn,

yes, did I get it? How does one say that? Aeromorphs or living aircraft are playing reimagined as sexual beings. There's a term. I've seen those actually. I remember the fun house uses their Photoshop's a lot. No, it was a really cool book series called

Air Morphs. That was for the kids and everything. Like the covers were interesting. The animals. No, I'm pretty sure it's Air Morphs and they had the kids like slowly turning into airplanes on the covers. This doesn't fly with me.

I hate, I hate, I hate, I hate. It's super, super bizarre. What does there a picture? There's video. You all have, can we show it today? They're giving me a thumb up. This is a point, what? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, Canada. Ah. Ah. Air. I'm not one to kink shame. Kink shame, but this is a little out there. Oh, they get better She's taking off I remember this is that this is that picks our spin off. She's got a good Good body unless it's a guy in which case he has a good Wait, but where does the porn come in? Yeah, we can't, I don't think we can show it in.

I didn't see you. I'm gonna continue watching on this. What is the glow thing? Do they get naked? What? Oh, do they get naked and do they stay roped? This is all I saw and there was no nudity in this. Aside from like the mask, everything seems pretty normal.

It's got fan art. I'm scared to cut to it, because I don't know what's gonna happen. So like the guy that made this cartoon or video or whatever, what does he do when he gets on an airplane? Does he just like lose? He's not allowed in a hundred yards of an airport.

People need to stop. I mean, that's the great thing about the internet, right? I'm just kidding. No matter what you're into, you're gonna find someone else and do it also. Have's the great thing about the internet, right? Is no matter what you're into, you're gonna find someone else and do it also. Have you seen the picture of the guy dressed up as like, is it anamorphic? Is that the word right word?

What is it? The anthropomorphic? Anthropomorphic? Were you humanized in an animal? Uh, dolphin? Yeah, I don't know, it's like a dolphin. It's all like a homophied dolphin. Yeah, it's like latex and stuff like that.

It's pretty, it's out there, man. Oh. It's got away from me. No, the topic is, you're trying to tell me that. Something is wrong with Blaine, but we should just keep the camera on to see what happens. Can we get Blaine Cam, like no matter what? Shot we cut to, we got a picture in picture of Blaine.

Can we get a picture in picture of Blaine? I know you can do that booth and they're trying to figure it out right now. I mean, just have Blaine basically on camera the entire podcast. Yeah. God, that is torture. That is my hell.

That is my hell. Hey, everything about this. You get no rest. Sure, Reddit is loving it. Excited to do the next hour and five minutes on camera. Hey, what's your name? It's a big trouble in the little China. It's the shirt that Kurt Russell wears.

Nice. Have you paid your dues? Yes, sir, the check is in the mail. It's a close. I have, oh, you did it. There it is. You're blocking the most important part of the podcast. There you go.

That's much better. It's the blame. I can't, I don't think there is. I've seen big you go. Way that much better. It's the blame. I can't. I don't think there is. I've seen big trouble trying to probably 20 years. It's my blame. There he is. That's weird.

All right, we don't have to keep that. Now, it's a good idea. I was like, keep it. Just for like another five minutes. Just. Just. What is the other hand? Oh, he's touching it with my hand. High five in my, my mini self. Yeah.

That's pretty good. That's innovative. That was good. I am a creative here. It's kind of, that's kind of, that's kind of, one of our writers. I started over the weekend. I haven't finished it, but I started watching maniac on Netflix. I could have sworn. I think either Barbara Blaine had talked to me about it last one day. I think yeah, last Monday. I mentioned that there was a friend of mine who

started watching it who said it was great. Are you enjoying it? It's good. I've watched about five episodes so far. It's funny when I saw the previews for it and like knew how to Emma Stone and Joan Heldenhill. I didn't even think that they weren't super bad together. I didn't even, that connection did not even... And they had really good chemistry too, because it kinda translate over. Yeah, I think so. Are you?

It's a way I describe it, it's weird. Yeah. All the marketing sales of that way. I think if I had to describe it, it would be like if being John Malchovitch met Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. There's like some film school major that's just like, oh no, I'm good. I'm good some film school major that's just like, oh no, you're good.

I don't give that. Well now it definitely. I think the kind of person that it doesn't take very much for you to like start a show like that and then you just, you're fine with finishing the whole thing. No, I got you drop off if you don't care for it. Yeah, it takes a lot. I have to think that I'm gonna like it before I start it

because I don't wanna start it and be like, that is really middling and then have to stop it. Yeah, it takes a lot. I have to think that I'm going to like it before I start it because I don't want to start it and be like, this is really meddling and then have to stop it. But that's what I'm saying is that like if you started watching maniac and you got four episodes in and it was okay. Do you is okay enough for you to just you all go ahead and finish the whole thing? I probably, yeah. I've turned into someone who doesn't do that. Even if something is like, I'm enjoying, I usually just drop off shows now. Like season three, I had to drop off. Like it feels like a bad. Well, yeah, it's just, um,

that show was so based on Pablo. I feel like the new cast character that wasn't as interesting. Yeah, I mean, it's definitely difficult because they went from like one really enigmatic villain to like this organization. But, but, but, you latch on to one of the characters. Like he said, a dealing with like the villains,

they have like the one guy who's like possibly turning. Oh, I guess I didn't get that far. Yeah, it's like there's like one guy who's like, then it's kind of like his story, like bridging between the two sides. The guy that's working for the CIA or whatever in that. What? He was the guy that played the dude in Pedro Pascal.

Pedro Pascal, I fucking love that guy. I want to see him in everything, but like he just couldn't carry it for me. I like him more than the other dude in Pedro Pascal? Pedro Pascal, I fucking love that guy. I wanna see him in everything, but like he just couldn't carry it for me. I liked him more than the other dude in the first two seasons in Narcos. The guy that was in the shitty creditors movie. Have you guys seen the movie, what happened to Monday?

No. It's also on Netflix, have you seen it? I've seen the sequel, what happened on Tuesday? Or what happened to Monday? That's a good one. Okay. It's I don't want to give away too much, but it's basically a clone, doesn't it? No. So it's it's sometime in the future, just dopey in future. I'm gonna get where the world is very overpopulated. So everyone is basically only allowed to have one child. That's

right. And if China's doing that right now, people have multiples or twins or whatever, they take one away to be cryogenically frozen until the future where there's no overpopulation problems or anything like that. But there's a family that has septuplets and the grandfather of these babies tries to keep them hidden and he names them each after the day of the week and only one could go out.

Like Monday could go out on Monday, Tuesday could go out on Tuesday. And they basically are living one person's life. Right, that's why I thought it was about clones, about a bunch of people at the same place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the interesting idea. That is really cool.

Yeah, I started watching Lost Night with Trevor and we started watching it two lights, like a two hour movie. And so we stopped it halfway through to go to bed. And I'm like, so in those movies that drags on a little bit, like you feel like, oh, this person's constantly running away from this and doing that. And what if they had had eight babies? Eat us enough eight days of the week. Thank you.

I don't get it. Eric's all over it. You're old enough. I probably hate this. No, you're not old. He don't get it. Eric's all over it. You're all aren't old enough. I probably hate this old cat. No, you're not old enough. He's older than Eric. Eric how old are you? I'm 32.

Oh, older than Eric. Quick year in the 1990s cocaine commercial go. Thinking of cocaine commercials. Oh, I was like, no, that's not a segue for anything. That would have been a bad segue to it. I thought about it. Did you watch the trailer for Holmes and Watson? I did. Wasn't into it.

I'm not on either. It's almost like it's the same movie again that they always make. But now they're Sherlock Holmes and Watson. Did you see it? It's Will Farrell and John C. Riley are Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. In like Victorian England. Ray finds his own. I kind of like that Dr. Watson in like Victorian England finds is kind of like the casting Ray finds is not. Yeah, but it's like is not Moriarty.

It's a someone else. You're thinking of it. So it's just not quite I feel like it's like they're doing their same stick. It's like they're just now they're they're watching at homes. I was watching it was like it's like a little too dumb. Hey, what's up? We're talking to him in a second. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I think I'm burned out on that whole like

straight comedy genre. Ray finds Moriarty. Is it okay? I was wrong. I'm fine with saying that. I haven't gone to see like a straight comedy movie like that in forever and enjoyed it to any degree. Like at best, there may be things you put on from HBO

or something just to pass the time. Watch your own playing. Yeah, you watch on a plane, but it's like this whole like the Baywatch, that kind of movie that came out and what was the game night one? The game night was, I was gonna say. The game night was good. That's the one that was the latest comedy movie

that I just fucking ate up. I was like I Loose like it was good. Oh, yeah, I love that movie. I don't know. There's no I don't want to overhype it Like there's no hook for any of these movies or like a mass amount of like game. It's fun. It's like clue It's there's you know, they're questioning like if it's a game or like what is active? There's a crime like twist and turns and fun Baywatch is like yeah, that's that's there's no hook. It's like I we rebooted I tried a crime, like twist and turns and fun. Baywatch is like, yeah, that's, that's, there's no, it's like, oh, we rebooted. I tried watching that. I got about 20 minutes in before I turn it off. Yeah, but game that's good.

I don't know if it gets better, but I just, what is, what is game night, Jack? That wasn't a jack. That's horrible. Not horrible. I was like, we don't do that anymore, Gus. I got up to read what John said. Tag is awesome. Tag is a great movie that no one saw. Oh, yeah, tag is great. Is it?

Yeah, it's really good. It looks based on it. Based on true story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like the guys who is based on it's like at the end. Anyway, yeah, hi Gus, how are you doing? Thank you. I'm doing good too.

Thanks Jack. I love playing Barbara John. We didn't have time to talk about game night. We have to talk about something else. Barbara John sounds like your cousin. I'm here to talk about extra life. A little bit. I brought that up earlier. I talked about Tobin making the poster.

Nice, yeah, the poster looks awesome. It's super exciting. Speaking of the poster, we're gonna be teasing a little bit of it this Thursday. So this Thursday, Oxford 4th, from 6 p.m. Central to 10 p.m. Central, we're gonna be doing a recruitment stream. So we're looking for people to join the Rooster T team.

This is I think the third year we've done this. And yeah, so if you wanna to join, come watch us. Or what camera, hey, hey, how you doing? Internet, how you doing? So, six PM, professional. Hi. So six PM central till 10 PM central, you're just streaming, playing video games,

talking to the chat and doing whatever, just trying to get people to join. We're not asking for donations. If you want to make a donation, that'd be fantastic. But you don't have to just yet. Right now we're looking for people to join the team, Rooster Teeth, but the way it works is you can actually have your own sub team

and then join the Rooster Teeth super team. So like if you and a group of people like in Vermont wanna raise money for the local hospital there or Hawaii or Florida wherever you want, you can do that. You can raise money for your local children's hospital, children's miracle, our hospital. What about Arizona?

Arizona they can too. Wyoming? Yeah, yeah. Wyoming's good, no, not West Virginia. God damn it. They don't have West Virginia. Sorry, that's how it works. That's the fuck.

Anyway, but yeah, we're looking for people to join our team. So check it out on Thursday from six until 10. Then November 3rd and 4th, yes. November 3rd and 4th, yes, November 3rd and 4th is gonna be the RT community stream, where we are getting tons of different community groups from all over 25 different groups, doing 25 hours of streaming.

For different words, basically, you're gonna be pointing our camera at different streams all over the world, showing off what different groups are doing, and then we'll be throwing back to here, and saying, hide everyone, and you know, see how things are going here, and remind people that on November 10th and 11th

is the big rooster's heath extra life stream. And it's gonna be a good one. We have a lot of stuff planned. We have a budget this year, which is exciting. So that's fun. Now with budget. Yay, so this should be pretty good. And yeah, and we've got a bunch of cool stuff.

We've got, we'll be showing off some new pins, which I'm excited to talk about because the pin set this year, we're doing something new with it we've never done before. We've got the poster and the t-shirt. Obviously, you're coming back. We have a single pin that I'm very excited for. We might be doing a limited edition. For the first time ever, a limited edition run of like a hundred of one other thing that

relates to the theme. It'll make sense when we talk about it publicly. So anyway, it's going to be very cool, but that being said, this Thursday come check it out from six and so it's in central. We're gonna be streaming, getting people to join our team. And then, yeah, it's gonna be lots of fun. I'm gonna be right in journal about it.

So if you have any questions, feel free to ask there. I'll be going there and answering that stuff. So excited that I'm gonna be here this year. It's gonna be fun. We're gonna hear less. I missed last year's, because we were at a convention. Wait, what is it? November 10th and 11th.

He just said it like five times, dude. It was on the screen. I should be here. I'm sorry. That's the big one. Blaine, you've been like it every single one of the massive ones. When, I think it was six years ago, it was you, me, and Katie, and you weren't interned. Yeah.

And we started up that stream to three of us. I think we ran it for like two hours for anyone else showed up. Kicked it off. That was awesome. Yeah, that was also, yeah, that was like, as an intern being a part of that, and just like kind of transitioning from the community into the company, was the most heartwarming experience.

Yeah. And at any time, extra life comes around, it just like recharges my batteries, like my love for the community, like my desire to make good content for you guys, because it's just like, it's the most family thing. Recharges everyone all around.

Yeah, yeah. Even though it drains us out technically, we're like, it's the most family thing. Rechargers, everyone all around. Yeah, even though it drains us actually. Technically, we're like dead tired by the end. Yeah, it's funny because like, that's happened a couple of times now because like you weren't interned then and it was like, okay, this guy, he's gonna make it. And I remember when Miles was the very first RTX and he was an intern and it was like,

who is this kid and it's like, yeah, he's gonna be working here. And so it's cool to see you guys kind of go on from there to grow up and be where we are now. So, yeah. I'm happy you're here, Blaine. We'll have to be a part of it and for you to like, you know, constantly bring me in to be involved.

It's just a fucking huge pleasure. You guys have some time alone. Yeah, yeah, you wanna go? Blaine, you're more, there's lots of space. Anyway, thank you guys. Thank you everybody. Thanks Jack, thanks for coming. Thanks for coming.

This Thursday, and also if you guys wanna be on it, you're welcome to come on. Yeah, six to 10, hang ten hang out play video games do whatever it's gonna be very chill Just getting people and we're gonna tease out this stuff. We're doing so got poster pin other stuff I haven't seen any of the posters are the poster or the What's the theme are we're mentioning that we'll mention on Thursday? Okay, so the theme the theme is It's an idea I had that I was like oh it would be kind of cool like Katie night took a road trip And we basically for the first eight hours just bad out ideas of like, what could we do? We came up with like the next four years

where the poster is. That's awesome. And so, yeah, it's, yeah, I wanted to do like a Game of Thrones style world map, but then we did the theme park map last year. So it was kind of like little too close. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, we're not doing that.

Yeah, maybe the poster I freaked out whenever you told me about it for this one. Yeah, it's gonna be cool. And I'm happy to be your guest. Fat maybe Gus, big round, baby. That's so good, it's it's gonna be cool. I'm not baby ghost fat baby Gus Big round baby She's got cheese on his baby. All right. Thank you everyone. Thanks. Bye. Bye Jack. See you later when he was Telling the people the time for the stream this Thursday at one point

He said He said 6 p.m. Central to 10 p.m. Central and I like the idea of someone telling some is 6 p.m. Central to 8 p.m. Pacific just like change your own time so if the time you're telling people to really fuck with them Nice to come in you Dude I I'm still like kind of jet lag from just all the travel But I'm totally working it into my favorite cuz like now I'm a morning person. Like it took about two or three weeks and a morning person now. That came, we, we came down from that very quickly, but the first couple of days of coming back from London, we were waking up at like seven a.m. just naturally.

Yeah. And it's like so much to do at the day. Yeah. I get up at 5.30. Cool. Well, I don't. Yeah. I just wanted to sleep in. I don't know when I made that change.

It was like, if I wake up early, there's less people out and get more stuff done in the day. I love that. That's when you know you got early on. Yeah, I'm old now. And I go to sleep like at 10 and I get up at like 5.36. It's wonderful. Yeah.

I feel like that's, I used to think that I was like definitely not a moring person. And now I turn just, I think I transitioned. It's just like sometimes like, you know, you realize like after a certain hour and the night, like everything's closed, there's not a lot to do except for like video games. And yeah, but social media is very slow. Yeah, there's just not a lot going on, but you like up early in the morning, it's like, oh, my coffee shops are open and I can go and, you know, experience the gym. Yeah, I you wake up early in the morning. It's like oh my coffee shops are open and I can go and you know

Experience the gym. Yeah, I've been working out like every morning. It's great Just get it out of the way and then tonight I'm gonna go our gyms more crowded in the morning or in the evening I'll say after work is the most crowded time. I'm totally green. Yeah, they're like pretty empty in the mornings It's I go when I go to the gym. I'm usually there by like seven and it like at the climbing gym and it's just like me and like two other dudes not even seeing each other. Yeah, I feel like the most quiet times are like nine a.m. because at that point it's too late in the morning for people to go workout before work, but it's still early enough where you haven't had like the lunch rush or anything.

You'd be surprised. We have like a pretty, I think we have like a weird college atmosphere here where people have weird schedules and so we still still, there's still people there in the mid-morning. It's definitely not as bad as after work. Yeah, after work is just everybody and their mothers. Well, I used to like, sometimes if I would procrastinate, I would just keep pushing off the gym,

but I can't let myself go to bed until I've worked out. It's a non-negotiable, I gotta do it. So sometimes I'd find myself working out at like one or two a.m. Which is just the fucking worst. Yeah. Because then you're wired and you're like nervous systems like, oh, ah, you can't get to bed. So like, no, I'm eliminating that problem.

It's pretty great. Have you ever worked out drunk? Like have you ever had a couple beers and then gone and worked out? Yeah, there was one time I think I went out for drinks. I think you were probably there. We went to like that bar that we always go to on e6. And I was like, hey, I got to duck out and then I went to my. Yeah, you had to go to work out. I remember that because I'm like, how is that? What? Why? It's like, it's, you kind of, it dulls your senses.

So it's like, I feel like I'm able to do like more and it's, it's less painful, but it's also like dangerous. Right. And like, I mean, it's not super healthy, you know? I, I remember there's this one time this guy came to the gym and he was like, I'm working out high. This is crazy. And he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. So now I now I relate intoxication and working out with that guy. And I don't want to. He was just watching his five step in the mirror.

It's getting bigger. Yeah. I got the pump. Like, he just flexes his, he's making his muscles bigger. He's just like, I didn't understand the pump until it happened to me about a year ago. I was working out with a trainer and I was doing pull-ups. And I like, get down and I'm looking in the mirror and I go, Oh my God, what's wrong with my arms?

And he's like, you got the pump. And I was like, what's happening? They felt like they were twice the size that they normally are and like very tender to the touch. I just wanted to like walk around like this the rest of the day and I'm like, I'm fucking beefy of shit. That's our bone arms. I'm sorry, yeah.

See your arms had boners. Yeah, now you know the door behind. Whoa. Bone arms. Yeah, we were just talking about that. When you go climbing, the part of your body that gets worked the most is from the elbow down. Your forearms just get completely solid in your hands and stiff.

And so it's like you have forearm boners. Yeah. Two arm boners. Two arm boners. There you go. I told you something. I guess the sky likes it. Like your arms look like legs and I was like like, oh, I'm so happy about that.

I still think that's times. Your arms look like legs. Your arms look like legs. Kite tell you a story about from RTX London. You may. Absolutely. Okay, so after RTX London, which was fantastic and a wonderful event,

everyone there was delightful. Definitely. And I got to spend, you know, quality time with my good friend, Blaine, and my good friend, Gus. Yeah, good friend. I don't really spend any time with you, so you know, it just didn't happen.

So I'm sorry that I had to go to the hospital. I was thinking, I did. The only time I got to spend time with you, I sat next to you and then you said, I don't feel good when you left. Well, no, I felt like I was gonna, I think the only time I got to spend time with you, I sat next to you and then you said, I don't feel good. And then you left. Well, no, I felt like I was going to pass out. Yeah.

And I told because, because I was just at a table with him, I was like, I'm going to go to the bathroom. If I'm not back in about seven minutes, just text me. Just in case. Yeah, I started a timer on my phone and go, okay, here you go. Yeah. Anyways, so we had a little bonding moment. That's good. The bonding over making sure Barbara here you go. Yeah. Anyways, so we had a little bonding moment. That's good.

The bonding over making sure Barbara doesn't die. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I was scared I was going to pass out and hit my head in the bathroom and no one would know I was in there. It's a possibility. But after RTX took a little trip to Paris from her first time, they were going to France, and a few of us went to Disneyland, Paris.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's all they said. They're at the entire park. It got really Mickey Mouse. Sorry, go on. You tell me about my trip to Disneyland Paris. Tell me about like, as a as a employee at Disneyland Paris. Yeah, tell me how it was. Oh, you croissant. This is kind of like not racist. Yeah, this is like this is this is definitely out there. It's defensive. I'd like to go to Paris someday. Can you do your story, please? I'm gonna have a picture of you. Yeah, immigration.

That passport controller. Gonna have that video playing on loop. Like, kids, this man. Croissant. You just keep can't stop. No. No. Are you Creole now, like, Cation? This does have to do with my story, but we did go on Pirates and I was really looking forward to it being French Pirates the whole way. We go on the ride and the whole, like, the beginning spiel was in French and like the opening, like, they even had like the Davy Jones part and he was in French instead of Bill Nye's voice. And the rest of the pirates were the whole thing were French and then it got to the part of the ride where they cut to the song.

The song cut to the English version. It wasn't the French version. I wanted the French version and it wasn't there. But no. So went to Disneyland Paris. Was Johnny Depp's animatronic like smoking a cigarette? He was the animatronic was there, but it was also in English. It was just Johnny, that's voice.

It was in French. It was really weird. The park switched around from English to French at weird times. I mentioned things that are more recognizable, like songs, especially. They just stayed true, probably, to the... Yeah, the fireworks show did both. The fireworks show had French versions and English versions. It started off with a bunch of French stuff, and then it cut to...

No, it started off with a bunch of English. Then it cut to cut to, no, it started off with a bunch of English, then it cut to all French songs, and then it ended with a bunch of English ones. It was really weird. The show wasn't one language. Yeah, well, I imagine they know they get a lot of English tourists. Yeah, I mean, that's what I imagine, but it was like, it was weird that the show didn't pick.

Yeah. No, the weirdest thing about the park was that, first off, the park was gonna close at 8.3030 which is a bit early for a theme park to close But it was like pseudo getting into the school hours, you know fall time your bedtime So it's my bedtime And so that was like early, but then like as it got close to 8.30 and I'm talking close by like 5.30 stuff started shutting down and like and I'm talking close by like 5.30, stuff started shutting down. And like...

Three hours before? Yes, so we started like finding that some things were like some of the food shops were shutting down. And at one point, a few of the people wanted to go on teacups, but me and Tony, being the old men, could not go on teacups because it was making a sick. And so we went to go wander to find some food

and then see if there's any other rides. And we couldn't find food. It was at like, it was five, it was like six o'clock and peak food time. Six o'clock, all the food places were close. We could not find an open food place in the park area out beyond the main street area. And so that was all, but I was like, okay,

once they got off teacups, I was like, okay, I had my one request with the one ride I wanted to ride. My fair ride isn't, it's a weird ride, but it's the train. I love the train, isn't it? It's my favorite. The train? Yeah.

What is that? The train that just takes you around the park. Yeah, the train just goes around the park. I love it. The monorail? No. Okay. It's a train, it's a choo choo.

Okay, a choo choo. It's a choo choo. And I love that this park, unlike Disney World, is like Disney Land where there's like a Grand Canyon part of the train ride and you go through like the dinosaur like that and I love that. We go to get on the train and we could have find all the train stops were closed up. The train closed at 555. So it's two and a half hours plus five minutes before the park closed. That's two hours and 35 minutes.

Correct. I like the way I said it. Two and a half minutes. Two and a half hours plus five. So they were closing attractions before the park closed. And as we got closer and closer to even like eight, everything was just closed. As you got closer and closer to Main Street, as though they were just like, they weren't good.

There's a lot of going everywhere. You wrap it up boys. He's like, Quaul? Because that's what they say in French. Is that correct Barbara? You're applauded. It's not lot of going everywhere and like, wrap it up boys. He's like, qual? Because that's what they say in French. Is that correct Barbara? You're applauding? It's not, but it's fine.

It's close enough. But yeah, it was strange that everything just like stopped. I remember, I went there once. I remember everything smelled like fried chicken legs and beer. Really? And urine. Oh, I feel like they didn't, it didn't always smell good at Disneyland Paris. Like sometimes you get like,

oh, they need to clean the bathrooms. It smells a little pissy out here. That sucks. Yeah, I don't know how it smelled, but. Oh, right. Never mind. It's fine. Yeah, it's okay.

I did, I have heard that a lot of places in France specifically Paris do smell of pee. No one in my party ever complained about it so they might have just been polite. Hey are you sure it doesn't smell like we we? Everyone stopped laughing at him. You're family! Are you telling me we've had that sound effect and it's never been used on me? Yeah.

Thank you. Blaine just got that bad they finally brought her on. If I started looking for it once Blaine kept going with his French accent. That was good though. That was a good joke. Thank you. I improve. I can just leave this set right now.

Yeah. I'm from sure a lot of people wish I could would. I improve. I can just leave this set right now. Yeah. I'm from sure a lot of people wish I could. That was one of my favorite senses jokes when Lisa accidentally goes into the French classroom and they all start laughing. And she goes, no, no, in French. And they go, oh, I want to remind everyone this episode of Receive Podcast is also brought to you by Blue Apron. Blue Apron is great. You choose chef design recipes. They deliver fresh, seasonally inspired ingredients, and you cook incredible meals in as little as 20 minutes. They offer quick and easy recipe options with insanely delicious flavors.

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Next-gen gaming is built with Intel core i9 processors So I've been I've been working on a An RT dock for a while and I'm told I can finally talk about it Okay, okay, we and now we kind of announced it at at London and we talked very broadly about it. Oh, yeah. Okay. We announced it at London and we talked very broadly about it, but I saw the first cut of it today this afternoon. I think it's coming together really well. Are you glad to talk about the subject matter? Yeah, it's interesting, right? It's about immigration into the United States, but it's framed as like the story of my family since, you know, my parents immigrated to the United States.

So it's like showing immigration as it stands today and also showing like with me, like what can happen as a result of immigration. Yeah, you're the the through thread on the documentary, but there's other pieces that they tell me. Yeah, and we spent, yeah, exactly. And we spent a lot of time working on it. We did a lot of driving for it because it's been a lot of time on the border, like looking for people and talking to people and. Oh, exactly. And we spent a lot of time working on it. We did a lot of driving for it. Because it's been a lot of time on the border, like looking for people and talking to people.

Oh, damn. Yeah, I think at one point in three days, I drove 1,013 miles up and down the Texas Mexico border. Wow. And yeah, it's been a huge project. And I think it's going to be coming out hopefully in the next month or so. Oh, wow.

I don't know. I don't think we haven't exactly released it yet, but I think maybe in a month or so it might be ready. The doctor's something. Don't quote me out, man. Favorite stuff. Yeah, the the docks we've done, like the me machine we did connected.

Well, this one's a little more conventional. In the conventional. So this one's a little more serious. It's like there are jokes and there's definitely some light harder moments, but it definitely takes a more serious tone, I think than some of the other ones. Yeah.

So I'm excited for everyone to see it. Not a lot of slap-sick humor moments. Just like the border talking about. Slip and I'm gonna reappear. Yeah, yeah. I feel like you could probably interject a little bit more. Yeah, no, no, no. There's not a lot of comedy when you talk to a dude

who walked for 22 days with his daughter from Guatemala. I feel like you should not try it hard enough to find the comedy in that. There's not much comedy there when you talk to someone like that. Did you, I don't know if this was a spoiler or anything, but did you talk to any families who had children detained?

No. Okay. That's, I don't know what's gonna end up in the final cut or what's not, I don't wanna talk like too specifically about that, but I think it's safe to say no. Okay. Cheers about that.

Yeah, I think they also interviewed, I know they interviewed me partially about it, but I think they interviewed like a lot of people, the company who have come from different countries. Yeah, I saw a lot of that as well. Yeah. So it's interesting, it's something that I'm interested in, especially since I grew up in the board and I talk about that a lot in that documentary where it's like, I didn't think it was weird to grow up next to another country.

Like when you grow normal. Yeah. When, yeah. Like when I was so young when I was there, it's like, Oh, yeah, that's just life. I'm in this country and you walk that way. And there's another country. Like that's just how everyone lives. Yeah. When you're older, like, Oh, no, that was weird. That was it. That was an unusual way to, we'd live a lot of Canadians get it though. Yeah. 90% of the Canadians live within a hundred miles to the US border That much it's it's warmer down there. Yeah

We yeah, it's you know like Montreal Toronto. I didn't realize how close Toronto was through the border a couple of years ago I was like, oh, I could just drive to Niagara Falls. Yeah, it's not far at all very close. I think the Could be wrong. I think Montreal is three hours away from the border. It's funny. The population density, like the population density map of Canada would be almost an exact opposite of the population density of America. Because all of our population is pushed to the west coast. Yeah.

And yours is all just pushed down the bottom. All right, sorry. The bottom. It's just because, you know, A, it's nice to be close to the States. Totally get it. But also, it gets fucking cold when you get higher up. I just, it's like, it's not that we have a population density that's close to your border. Yeah.

It's that we're all pushed aside, but you're like, right up against our territory. Hey, what you guys doing down there? Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Nice. Blaine's just on it with these international references and offending every other country out there.

I'm talking about Japan. No, you've talked about it enough. You talk about how we turn the tables like why every country in the world laughed at Trump at the UN. Oh, yeah. It was very response to that. Because he said that that's what he was going for. After the fact, even though during the speech, he said that's not the reaction I was expecting.

Wow, that's impressive. I guess he claimed that in their two years, they've done more than any other administration. Which, why would he be? And the English speakers laughed immediately and then the people waiting for the translation laughed a second later. That's such a weird instance to be in where there's a delay on people. Here's some laughter and then there people waiting for the translation will laugh a second later. That's such a weird instance to be in

where there's a delay on people. Yeah, but here's some laughter. And then there's more laughter. To claim that that's what you were going for too after the fact that you wanted people to laugh at that. Like what about that sentence? Employ is a joke of any sort. Yeah, it's all funny.

It's all jokes, but it takes or anything like that. Does he like beer though? He does like, oh no he doesn't. I don't think so. No, yeah, there's a lot going on in that news. In other news, I saw that Elon Musk is finally being fined for his Twitter outbursts. That's dying as a chair. Which Twitter outburst. That's dying as a chair, right? Which Twitter outburst did it?

When he said he was going to take the company private. Yeah. That's right. That's what it was, because I had to do with him talking about the company. Right. I think he was, I think, that company was fine $20 million and he was personally

fine $20 million. Oh. And he can no longer be on, he can no longer be chairman of the board, but I think he can be on the board. Probably a drop in the bucket for that guy. So he's, it's, but it's got like a time limitation, right? He's gonna be like, oh, like after three years, I think.

Yeah. How much money is he, is he have? It's always hard to say, because it's like, it's not like he has a bank account with dollars. It's like his worth is different than what he has in. Right. Money's tied into company. What is his net worth?

It's like eight, like billions, like 80 billion. I don't wanna say, I don't think it's that much. I wanna say like 10 billion. No. That want to say, I don't think it's that much. I want to say like 10 billion. No, that's only 10. That's it. 19.7 billion dollars according to Google. So, so 20 million. 20 billion.

No, but 20 million. Find. Yeah, that's nothing. Nothing. Yeah. 1% of that? Not even. Well, 20 billion.

Yeah, it's 1%. Yeah, yeah, 1%. I also don't know if this is an appropriate thing to talk about on the podcast But there's like sites that have networks like you could Google people and what their network is. Yeah Mine pops up there and is so Insanely not accurate that I don't know how whoever made this site. Yeah, where you go to claim that I want it Yeah, I know. I was like, no, please. Please tell my like, my car from 2012 about this and one bedroom apartment, please tell me

how to get the access to this. Well, look at you, rolling in it. And I live in a two bedroom apartment on my own. Wow. It's because you got those $50 checks. I get those. It's a little romantic. That's a pays for it. Yeah, I'm always curious to those $50 checks. I get those. Yeah. That's a pain. Mom. Yeah. I was I'm always curious to know like how they come up with those figures. Yeah.

And it's like if I am worth that much, should I be should I be asking for more? Yeah. Look at the site says I should be making tier. Oh, just give worth a lot, Marra. What's your word? It says I'm worth holy shit. It's okay, yeah. Oh, well, Gavin's could be accurate. Who knows? Who knows Gavin? Wow. He's way more successful than I was.

I wanna know how much I would be worth if I thought that side. Yeah, it doesn't even list you. It should not list me at all. All mine is under review, but I keep looking at Ray Bans. And I, like, my brain did a thing where I was like, Ray Bans, $200, and I was like was like my net worth $200. That's accurate

Well my student debt. Yeah, I'm just I'm just curious as to how they come to that conclusion. Yeah, they just throw a dart out a wall with a bunch of Yeah, that stuff don't don't put any stock into that even though I just looked up Elon Musk I think it's a lot easier to extrapolate his with the public company holdings and stuff like that with us, there's no way. Maybe that's stuff's right. No. No. But I was like that much, I wouldn't be here.

I'd be like, be out so good. Dude, I want to, man, that's the thing I miss. I miss that so much about Japan's bidets. Yeah, I have a bidet in my apartment, and it'll come with me regardless of where I move whenever I move It's like the idea of not one of those ones that comes out the toilet. It's just barber ripping it out of the ground You're coming with me. It's the toilet seat itself. Yeah, I know It's great. I need to get one of those the toilets in

In Japan though can be really intimidating. That's what you're talking about Mm-hmm. It's what you're talking about. It's like there's so many buttons and options. I was always afraid to touch any of them. I push them all. No. When it happens, give me the deluxe ice screams, because I was like, I was expecting it, but there was nothing that could have prepared me for that.

And then there was another time where I was curious if there was like a sensor that's sensed a butt and if it like had like a targeting system for your asshole. So I pressed the button when I wasn't sitting on it in the water to shot at the wall and it was like, oh god, that's tough. Yep. It's like that. Those things are violent. When we were in Sydney, we went to like a dim sum shop and someone came back to the

restaurant and said the toilet was a bidet. So I immediately excused myself to go use the restroom. I didn't want to use a public bidet. I was fine with it. If you use one in Japan at a hotel, that's a public bidet. Well, it was like an Airbnb. I just feel like.

So a random stranger's not like a restaurant or a... Yeah, but it felt like something that was like maximum 50 to 600 people. You're fine touching 50 assholes. But like that, but in a day, that restaurant bathroom has probably seen that many assholes. It's like, I picture like if there was like an asshole targeting system on it, it's like that Rick and Morty thing

where it's like, what am I designed for? You pass the butter. It's like, what am I designed for? You find buttholes. Yeah. So that we can squawter at it. Yeah, your existence is just to identify where the but hole is I would totally just take that from that country if I could also

I can't buy them here. Can Barbara has one. Yeah, yeah, I should get one. You know I saw one so I'm doing a renovation Right and I went to nice Sound where's the sound? Where's the sound? This one's a good sound. No. No! Take it back. Music to my ears, man.

Did you just do violin for that sound? What? Oh, it's the sound. I just want to do a sad little violin. I'm doing a renovation, so I had to look for toilets recently. Why would you call me up to come help? I went to the toilet store. I want to go next time.

It's really interesting. Okay. And there's so many toilets. You're like, wow, I thought I was just going to walk in here and be like, a toilet. There it is. There it is. It's probably a building, the size of stage five that's just filled with different toilets. And you're like, why are there this many toilets? Because there should be.

And I walked by one. And as I walked by, like the lid automatically opened and it started glowing blue out of the bottom. And I was like, oh, that's cool. Then it started playing music and I was like, what the hell is this thing? And I looked at it, $14,000. Then you got it. No. Why the fuck would I pick?

What? The net we just talked about. The net worth is not right. Yes. It was like a $14,000 toilet. Who's a fuck buys that toilet? What's the budget for extra life and can we spend it on a toilet? Apparently Brad Pitt, like there's, there's laws in Japan and you one of the laws is like

You can't leave with more than two toilets or something like that or maybe there's like a limit to how much you can Bring back immersion dice, you know with customs on that shit But apparently every time Brad Pitt goes to Japan he brings back like two toilets. I would do that. Yeah Why do you bring back to every time? How many of you brought back? Got all his houses. How many toilets does Brad Pitt have? No answer is not enough $200. I've never bought a toilet. I feel like I'm not an adult yet. Yeah, I have a neither Brad Pitt I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I a good question. I picked a toilet. The contractor has to buy it. It's a whole thing, dude. Give me a range of how much your toilet is gonna cost. My toilet is, I wanna say, I don't remember, it's been several weeks. More than $14,000. No, okay.

I wanna say it was $280. That's not, that's pretty reasonable. It was $280 or $310, somewhere on it. Is it, I would expect a toilet cost like $500. I poop in it. Why the fuck am I gonna spend that much money on it. I would expect a toilet cost like $500. I poop in it. Why the fuck am I gonna spend that much money on it? Because I want a good experience on the toilet. Did you get one that's like just your standard toilet

or did you like look for anything in specific? The thing that we wanted was, you know how normally when you sit on the toilet behind you, there's like that bend that you can see on the side. We wanted one that was smooth on the sides that covered up that bend that way you don't have to like dust it or clean that. Oh, the little like base. Right, it's like smooth on the sides that covered up that bend that way you don't have to like dust it or clean that oh the little like base

Right, it's like smooth all the way across side right smart because that always gets so dirty Little flavor when you ask your smart man like they There's you know there's poo particles up. Yeah smart idea my toilet is decked out because I got that like little bidet attachment But I also have a squatty potty bling. I don don't think squatty potty's work. Apparently they don't. I know I have to have something there when I poop. I even drag a little trash can in front of the toilet when I'm at a hotel so I could put my legs up on it. Oh, put your legs on. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. I was worried for a second. Just need to end that story. That's like something crystal marriage. But my feet on it. I put it to you that your diet does more in deciding

how well you poop more than the position of your legs. Got it, agree. Because we have a squatty potty at the bungalow. It does nothing for my feet. You might eat something that is higher. More elevated. You got to hide. I got to fucking go when you're shitting.

Because it's like, it's like a- I'll put you in a squat position. I'm in a squat position on the thing. But once I changed my diet around and started eating a lot more clean, now I pooped like a goddamn- Shoot Nasis? Yeah.

Whenever I've never had to do this before, I had to report my neighbors recently or someone that was in my in my hall because they we do a Valley garbage service. You know where you leave your trash can out and people will come by and pick it up. It's nice. I never use it. I don't know why. I just never use it. I think constantly.

Well anyways, these guys have their trash can out and it's been out for like, what feels like four or five days. Oh, is it stinking up the hall and everything? And every time I've walked by, it's just been like the sour ass hole smell. And I literally have to like, hold up my nose. Well, this morning on my way back from the gym, I was like, I looked into it and it was like,

a quarter of the way filled with some sort of brown liquid. And I don't know if it was like sewage or vomit or spilt like food and beer, but I had to like report it because it smells so fucking terrible. I wouldn't they just take it to the dumpster. I don't know. And the thing is, I'm pretty sure I've seen

the people that live there and they're like, their nurses or something. Like something that's like, it's really something gross in there. Maybe, but it's like, it's like a job that you would think would require cleanliness and not leaving your raw sewage out in the fucking hallway.

Yeah, I hate when people do that for apartments that have like an interior hallway and they leave their like cardboard or their trash out in the hallway. So just taking it to the dumpster. It's like, you're just dirtying up everyone's space. Yeah. I'm stinking it up.

I had to burn, oh shit. You forget to do something? Yeah, I think I didn't put out a candle. I had to burn a candle in my house today because... Blaine doesn't have a house anymore. Can he live with you? Or you're gonna lie to candle and leave it unattended at home? That sounds like that's...

No, it's incense, so I guess it burns out eventually. It's still it's kind of a hazard. I think I, no, I put it out. Because yeah, because I considered doing, you know, with like reprinting your tongue, because it's like, that'd be cool, but then I didn't. If you do that, I will need you to film it. Film.

And just send it to me. There's a movie I saw recently, there's someone who does that, like, you know, movie's real. Exactly. I feel like a cigarette. I feel like a cigarette. Yeah, it like, you know, movies are real. Exactly. It's like a secret. It's like a secret. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's cool. Movies aren't real. Shh. Just so you know. So. Yeah.

The metal man came from the future. And he was naked and he was all beefy and mussely and blame can be that someday. Someday. Dude, I was looking at pictures of Schwarzenegger lately. It's like good. I'm really happy for him. I think he's going through some health issues. Like current pictures?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think he's like embracing his current hair color, whatever it is. Oh. Short and short. And he's got like a beard going and he just looks so fucking cool. Like, God, I love that guy. Oh, he's cold.

How old is he? Yeah. I want to say, if I had to take that 74 or 77, I think Stallone here up in the 70s, 71, 71. Okay. Great. Yeah. He's going to be in the new terminator, right? Yeah.

He was supposed to be the new predators, but apparently he turned it down because he didn't have as big of a role as he wanted. But yeah, yeah, which I'm curious. Okay. I'm curious to see what they're gonna do with the terminator franchise Because it's like I feel like they've rebooted it three times But the timeline is pretty perfect and all the narratives go together really well. They really don't I guess you could Is Cameron directing the new one? No, I think he's a producer on it

The guy that's directing it I'm sure I think what else he did. I don't know they're bringing back it's coming out in 2019 Yeah, wow, he's coming out in 2019. Yeah. Wow. He's running some sort of like fund raisers, something to end like he's like doing some campaign to end gerrymandering and you can win a chance to go out and film with him or hang out with them on set. And I've been probably going to enter in that because I'm going to hang out short

thing. That's also an admirable endeavor ending gerrymandering. Well, thing is he's like. Okay, well, I don't want to get too political, but I go for it. I don't know. I gave you shit earlier. He's he he was a Republican. He ran, he was like a Republican governor of California. And aren't the Republicans the ones that are typically the ones that are supporting Jerry mentoring? It typically it goes either way. I would say whichever party has control can typically wants the whatever party has control when the lines are being drawn, typically wants them to favor them.

Right. So I'm not gonna blame one party necessarily more than another, but in Texas right now, the lines favor Republican. Tim Miller is directing it and he directed Deadpool one in a couple of other movies that are- And he's doing the next terminator? Yes. Yes. Yeah, he did that looks like just Deadpool.

He was, well, he was a stunt coordinator before that. Not sure. Now that was John Wicks director. I was, I was the other couple of weeks ago when Bert Reynolds died. I was watching, I guess that night, I figured I would, I would never get what. So on some cable network that night

They had a documentary about like the making of smoking the bandit Hmm, and they talked about how I guess like the director for that movie was Someone who was known as a stunt person like has started like Like the stunt company and everything and that's why I like smoking the bandit It's so iconic for like all the crazy car chases and all the really wild stunt work And it was interesting because I haven't seen that movie since I was a kid But as an adult to go back and watch and see like all the thought wild stunt work. And it was interesting, because I haven't seen that movie since I was a kid, but as an adult to go back and watch, it's like all the thought process that goes in and went

and like how they make them. We especially now that we work in production, it's like, oh, that's all like really cool. I feel like watching anything now after working in production for a couple of years, you look at things so differently. Yeah, it ruins a lot of things. It does, yeah.

I was gonna say screenwriting class in college, fucking destroyed me because whenever I was watching movies, I'd be like interior bar. You know Arnold Schwarzenegger begrudgingly Give me a close you know, I was like I was seeing everything in Screenplay format. Yeah now whenever I watch two people having conversation in a movie or TV show I'm always thinking like this is all one camera shot. No, then the other person's ankle. It's like all one thing.

It's like, oh, they're not actually looking at each other. Their eye lines are off. Or like this is clearly a stand-in or whatever it is. It just kind of takes you out of it. Gosh, you're drinking a lot of beer. Blame shut up. I'm going to dump. You get a booth.

I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to booth this beer. I was watching the double strangle later. Yeah, let's go watch, watch the double strangle. I was watching Molly's game this weekend. Thanks. And, ow. This is why we need a play. I don't need to participate in this podcast.

You're watching Molly's game. I who cares. Chest pain. Chest pain. Chest pain. Yeah. There's a scene where Ejerselva, who's playing her lawyer, explains to Jessica Tumali why she's of interest to this court case involving the Russian mob.

And so behind Ejr Saba is a whiteboard, and he starts drawing on the whiteboard, these initials of the characters that are involved with this Russian mafia thing. And the first way he draws three piece for this Russian mafia group, and I watch him draw the three piece, and then the camera keeps cutting back to Jessica first way he does is he draws three P's for this Russian mafia group. And I watch them draw the three P's and then the camera keeps cutting back to Jessica and he does this long, very air and sorkin-esque monologue, explaining the whole thing. So it keeps cutting back and forth between him and Jessica.

And the very first time it cuts back to him, I merely noticed that the P's he wrote were different P's. And so it's like, oh, it's a different take. So they couldn't stop noticing every single time they kept going back and forth because it did it about eight times in that monologue. And the monologue's great, and Elba gives a great performance

and they obviously cut together the best job of what he did. But it was very noticeable because these piece were in every single shot and you couldn't help but notice the loops were different every single time or they were longer. This was times where the continuity of a movie can distract you from actually experiencing the scene. Although I've seen the scene already. I've seen some comedy specials on Netflix where sometimes what they do is the performer will

perform either like two or three times. The same stand up bit and they take the best of every single one and like interspersed it to make one long comedy special. Bob Burnham actually points it out in his costume chain. Oh, I didn't realize that. But there's some comedians where they don't address it. Usually they never do. But if you look at the audience, the audience changes. So if you like pay attention to one single person in the front row and that person changes,

yeah, completely ruins it for me. It's kind of weird because you just think of them recording just one special. They're just like any other production where they want the best takes. Do they wear the same wardrobe? Yeah, they wear the same thing. It's a very, it's like it's a completely common practice.

I don't know that. It's like the viewer think that this is all just one fluid comedy special. There was this one time where a group of us went to things like Jimmy came alive. He does the South by Southwest show used to used to is not anymore. He didn't do it this past year. Oh, okay. I wonder if you just got run out of Texas because he lost Ted Cruz in the basketball game. So he was doing his live show and they did a musical performance. And I think we might have talked about this on the podcast before, but they did this musical performance and they said the crowd shots weren't very good.

The crowd wasn't enthusiastic enough. So like, we're going to go ahead and we're going to perform again. We need you guys to be extra big this time. Yeah. And then like everyone left. I was just like, all right, fuck this. Like, I didn't like the musical guests anyways. We all just like left and yeah, it was a really awkward thing.

That's a very odd request to make for an audience to, hey, do better. We're gonna do the exact same thing again. Well, it was bad too, because you could tell that the hype man was like, I don't have to do this, this fucking crowd. He usually gets up there and's like, guys, hey, let's get, energy energy, T-Shirts, all right.

We need to do it again, but be more excited. People are just like, I'm just left. Wow. I do think there needs to be something said for being a good audience member when you do a live taping of something. Yeah.

Like I think there almost needs to be like a training beforehand. Like the high person like he's talking about comes out and says, you need to have kind of, it's kind of like when we have an audience around the spot, you kind of have to have exaggerated reactions to things because, you know, you are essentially dictating to the viewer that this is a funny moment.

Right. When I'm the audience laughs, this is a funny moment. And so like if the audience is like a little more shy or quiet and don't laugh as much out loud, it's almost like, it's why we just have laugh tracks for on spot. Well, every time we're hurting by a laugh, laugh track, it's almost like. That's why we just have laugh tracks for on the spot. Well, every time we've ever heard anybody laugh, laugh track. It's actually like any time we've done a live always open, they have been my favorite always open

because you feed off the audience's reaction and laughter and know when you're doing well. And you're like, oh yeah, my confidence is like. It just helps all around. And I think like with live tapings, like there almost does need to be something where it's like, if you find something funny Left don't be afraid to laugh. Yeah, and I think people are a little more timid about it. Maybe sometimes maybe maybe oh what we should do

It's filled the room with some sort of gas Then they'll some sort of laughing gas. Yeah Yeah, that's oh, I was just gonna fire a bunch. Oh, okay I hope that would do it. This is a, you talk about a lot in doing things live. We did, you know, podcast 500 live in front of a, a lot of it. And I thought that went really well. But who is I think before the show Mike was telling me that this is right now,

this is episode five one two. Oh, it's our area. Yeah. Oh, cool. Yeah, it's Austin Eric. I was like, oh, I didn't didn't even realize it. You did it.

The last episode of RT podcast. And that's it. We're done. Cut the cameras. Dave from I know. No. Wait, come back. I love how quickly you can call that out.

That means they're fucking ready on the button at any moment. They're just like waiting for the moment to cut the camera. I mean, you kind of have to be on a live show. Cut Barbara's camera. Yeah. Cut that. No, don't ever go to Barbara. Just blame. You know that John tell you what to do.

Well, really, okay. You can't go with it. Cut to John. Yeah. Make no. No. Podcast. Uh, we were talking about movies and I wanted to bring up how funny it is that.

Uh, so I was under the impression that after the acquisition that Disney bought Fox, it's Fox's entities that they were going to bury, uh, uh, X-Men, dark Phoenix. Every time I bring up a topic, it just ends every time I bring up a topic, it just ends. Every time I bring up a topic. It's like I'm on the muppets. And I'm just the human part of a muppet show. What about the dark Phoenix? Can we do the rest of the podcast this way? We can do the rest of the podcast.

So I'm just gonna act like I had something interesting to say. And not every time I talk, people make physical jokes happen. What are you doing, Blaine? Oh, that's your walking way. What about the dark finish? That's one of the things I've listed to talk about. Okay, so when they bought it, I was in the impression that they were going to bury that movie. Because it wasn't something that anybody was really excited about in the first place. And then Disney is very protective of their IPs. No, it was the importance of their IPs.

Well, Disney also, like whenever they acquired Star Wars, they just cut all the Star Wars shit that was in development and they just like clean slate. Here we go. And since we hadn't seen much about Dark Phoenix and it's been kept in a rap story for the most part and I think it already had like a bit of a tumultuous production schedule. I think you're on it.

Really quick? Sorry, he's spricing around. Is he directing? Oh look, no, I don't think he's directing, but I think he's just quite producing. So I was in the press and I was gonna happen. And it's getting so close to its release Is he directing? Oh look, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, oh, okay, so they're making some hype about it and actually releasing marketing materials. And then after the trailer for like a day, they were putting out a lot of imagery and talking about speculation. It was all at the talk on all the blogs and all the Twitter's and everything like that. And then two days later, they delayed it four, five months later, four months later and buried it one month after Infinity

War II. later, four months later, and buried it one month after Infinity Ward two. I thought it was released date. I thought Dark Phoenix was coming out like in February. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't you theorize that they were gonna do like straight to DVD or home? That's what I was saying before the trailer came out.

I was like, they're gonna probably put this on some sort of S-Fot system or like Disney's like the case. They'll do that and that's gonna happen. Then the trailer came out, I thought like, oh, that my theory is totally moot. But they delayed it another four months. It's gonna come out after Infinity War. I think it's not gonna ever come out still.

It's not gonna come out after Infinity War part two in summer. I thought it was April or May. No, but I'm saying dark Phoenix is coming out in February. No, dark Phoenix is now coming out in June. Oh, really? Dark Phoenix is now June 2019. When did that happen?

Because when the trailer came? Right. It was two days after the trailer. It was two days after the trailer, they announced a delay release. Because I thought it was weird when the trailer said like February 14th, I was like, why was it really set in movie on Valentine's Day?

Yeah, it was supposed to be February, which was already June 7th. Right, which was already a delay from its previous release date. It had a previous delay, the state that was sooner. It's the same, it's been delayed a year. It's been delayed twice. And now is buried behind the next Avengers movie. Also, I just looked up the director's credit. Guess what else he's directed. X min 3 last year. Nothing. Because that's what this movie is. Oh yeah.

Now he hasn't directed anything. Now he was like to produce her on some decent stuff. The Martian. Yay. We've also seen that before. They also are consolidating and Kevin Feige is going to be overseeing the X-Men franchise as well now, which I'm happy for. That'd be cool. I mean, I feel like now's a good time because like we've have like a good like chapter break in the next cinematic inverse X-Men maybe. The next X-Men is X-Men Dark Phoenix. Oh, all right. It's a yeah. Gene Storm. It's the great fact. It's the single two X-Men apocalypse with the continuation of Sophie Turner's Gene Grey story. Yes. Gotcha. It's going to be dumb and I don't like it. I really want to like it.

Now, I really want it to do well, but the trailer didn't do anything for me. It's just like apocalypse. I was not as offended by apocalypse as you were. I didn't think apocalypse was good, but I didn't hate it. Okay. I was like, okay, I watched it. That was enough. It wasn't watch infinity war twice in a row in a flight. No, no, God no.

I watched infinity war twice on the way to London. Wow. Well, yeah, I didn't know. No, I watched it and I was like, that was good. I wanna watch it again. I know you're first to see it. We? What? I didn't know. No, I watched it and I was like, that was good. I wanna watch it again. I know you're first started it again

and watch it again. I love it. Yeah, sorry. I didn't realize that the Phoenix movie was that you were talking about was the ex-man. Yeah, that's the next ex-man movie that's coming out. And it's trailer came out like, I don't know, a week or so ago.

Not to be mistaken by walking Phoenix. No, totally different. Who's a man and not a film. Yeah, he's a man. He's a very, Laurie now. You were talking about how, and I did the same thing where I saw Thor Ragnarok in theaters

and I haven't rewatched it. Yes. And I thought it was good. Yes. But there's a lot of people going on about how it's their favorite, favorite one of the whole series. And you said you rewatched it recently

and you think it's like, Yeah, when I saw it in the movie, I've only seen it twice. I saw it in theaters. I liked it a lot. It wasn't, I wasn't going as crazy as everybody was because I had some criticism. I thought I was like, I don't really like what they did.

It was like, scourge was kind of a weird character inclusion and I didn't like what they did with hella. It's different than what I expected to do and it's definitely not how the comic is and they've kind of read kind of a lot of stuff and it was a little tonally weird to me. So I had to have some criticisms for it, but I still enjoyed it.

And then I rewatched it for the first time this weekend and I've come to conclusion that movie is basically perfect and fantastic. I think I've watched that movie four times now. Wow. I fucking, I think when I left the theater watch it though, Ragnarok, I said, I wish every movie was still a Ragnarok.

Yeah. That movie is so good. Would you call it your favorite movie then? I don't know, because in Black Panther came out and I think I like Black Panther more. Like Marvel was just like telling it like the last three or movies. Did have like a three period movie.

Yeah. And I think Infinity War is better than those other two. Yeah. Really? Yeah. But yeah, Ragnarok was, I mean, like, when I was a, I wish Thoreg Nrockett come out when I was a little kid. I wish I was like 12 or 13 and that movie came out.

Yeah. It's such a fun movie that can be enjoyed by all ages. It's visually amazing. And that's why I was, I was, I think I kept putting off watching it because I didn't have a really good TV. And so I didn't want to watch this very obviously visual movie on a shitty screen. And so I finally have a TV that's kind of nice, and so I watched it, and it's beautiful.

And I'm amazed that Tyker Wittiti, who has no experience prior to that movie, with big budgets like that was able to pull together, A, a movie that's that good, and obviously if he's able to do it, he had a team of people that were amazing, because a director who doesn't have that much experience can't just pull that out of his ass. Like he has to have people that are on board that are just like,

yeah, we're gonna make some fucking cool shit. Well, and shout out to the studio for trusting him to do that. And for, you know, thinking that he could execute on that. Yeah, it's like, you know that guy did what we do in the shadows and Hunter, Will, to people. We should give him a giant superhero blockbuster film that is a third in the series. And normally that's a bad sign.

We're talking about dark Phoenix. Like, oh, that guy hasn't directed anything else. Like he's really hasn't. Well, he had directed good stuff. I'm just saying. Yeah. But genre wise, why would you hand the reins over? No, it was a ballsy move and I'm glad that it paid off.

I think like Edgar Wright was the attempt at that and then just to pan out. I wish they would do that. I feel like we would have had something really cool if Edgar Wright had done it. Yeah, that being said, I feel like he, I've heard he's kind of a bear to work with. Oh, sure, I'm sure.

And he asked Nolan. He's gonna do a regular work. I thought he was gonna do Atman. He's gonna do Atman. And they parted for artistic differences. Which I think at that time, what I think was that the time Disney still wasn't ready to take chances.

And so they wanted safe. Mm-hmm. Sorry, me and Blaine are just making jokes over here to each other. Cool. We're good friends. I'm just gonna get on my phone. No.

This is fine. This is all good. Can we check that? No, I don't know what I was talking about. That's fine. I was accidentally, sometimes when I'm listening to someone talk, I just, I stare. And I'm not like looking at anything in particular. I'm just kind of listening. And Blaine, I guess, caught me mid And I'm not like looking at anything in particular. I'm just kind of listening.

And Blaine, I guess, caught me mid-stair. And it was a magical moment. I have a good podcast to recommend that you listen to. If you like to listen to this, stay R T podcast, maybe you've heard of it. No. I don't know if this joke's going. I don't know either.

It's gonna fizz a lot. What do you think about the Captain Marvel trailer? And it's dead. We were talking about it a second ago. I thought it was okay. I don't know, I never would. I did you think about the Captain Marvel trailer? And it's dead. We were talking about it a second ago. I thought it was okay. I don't know, I never expected it. I don't think it was a good trailer. I think they tried to single those

like Wonder Woman feelings that, you know. It just wasn't a good trailer. Dye trailer design is a thing. They must have known that that shot of her punching the old lady was gonna become a thing on the internet. Oh yeah, that was pretty funny, but yeah. It was funny, but like, like I get it.

The rest of the trailer was very, like this very serious kind of tone to it. All I really remember is her punching the old lady. I mean, her, she kept getting knocked down and kept standing up, like, okay, I get it. She gets knocked down and she gets back up. I am a huge, Brelarsson fan, and I obviously love MCU,

but that trailer gave me no confidence in it. I'm sure the movie's gonna be great, but it didn't still anything in it. Marvel's been on such a tear. It kind of sucks right now too, because I guess, well, so Black Panther had been established in Avengers, and you'd already seen him in a movie before they gave him his, like, his, you know, or he wasn't really even an origin movie, but like, I feel like now that we've gotten through all the origins and stuff like that to go back and have another one.

And like, tonally, it just kind of looks like the other Captain America movie did, you know, or like Captain America, the first Avenger, like, I'm just, and I'm not super excited about it. I don't know what the hook of this one is. Yeah. Yeah, I'm hoping that the time that it takes place like the 90s, it's not like a crutch. Yeah, I guess it's not all like weird nostalgia. Like remember blockbuster like she falls into that, like that kind of stuff. Oh, and I, you know, I think Sam Jackson's in it.

So that should be he was from the 90s. Sure was. Was he in a cocaine commercial? He was not, I don't think he was ever in a cocaine commercial. And 90s cocaine commercial. I'm not just cocaine commercial. Go.

Okay, Eric. Um, yeah, I'm still going to go see it. They still have my, they have my money. But, but yeah, I don't really know what I'm here to see. It's gonna do for me. The trailer right before it comes out. Right now we're still like in teaser territory. Does anybody on the set know who got to Marvel is what her powers are, what her origin is? I know. She's a complete mystery.

She's quite daily. Because I assume she's a mystery. Well, I don't know much about, like I don't know much about comic book. Right. Like I'm part of Ireland. mystery because I assume she's a mystery. Well, I don't know much about comic book. Right. Like, I'm a character Iron Man. You could have painted at least a somewhat picture of Iron Man. Oh, yeah, somewhat.

But with Captain Marvel, I guess my first assumption was that she's one of the first superheroes in the Marvel universe because her name is Captain Marvel. 90s. But it's not true with that. I like that a little bit. Is it true that originally it was a guy? Yes. Okay. But it's not true that I like that a little bit. Is it true that like originally it was a guy? Yes. Okay.

That I knew. Yeah. And then like she says Shazam and then she transforms, right? Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

But then Shazam is another. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. And then she reads from the Bar of Heen Bears. and solves a Rubik's Cube and defeats Dark Side.

And watches. Stake by the bell. That's good. It's trying to make him a good, yeah. That's good. Have you heard of the, we probably talked about it, the Mandela thing, the Mandela effect.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It had barren steam when I was a kid. Yeah, I was like, what? Did you hear about those speaking of trippy things? Did you hear about those teenagers who broke into a marijuana store in Colorado? No. They-

Please tell me it ended badly. They broke, they all died. They all died. They all died in front. And they smashed all the display cases to steal all the weed that was in display cases. But the store knows that people are gonna do this. So they only put oregano in the display cases. But the store knows that people are gonna do this. So they only put oregano in the display cases

and the weeds actually stored in safe in the back. I was gonna say they probably put fake stuff out front. Wow. So the kids broke in and stole a bunch of oregano. Wow. They say oregano in Europe. Oregano. They were in Colorado, so they stole oregano. So what, did they still get arrested and stuff? Cause they're still breaking and entering in.

Still breaking and entering, but they left. I don't think they found them yet. Let me see, according to the, it's a pretty good like prank. I guess the plan crux, that's yeah. Wow. That's the time of this. They had not been caught yet.

We're tendin' to get caught. A group of teens stole a van and crashed it into a pot shop in Colorado. They're dispens, the dispensaries display cases and left with what they thought was harmful. So weed. So they left with oregano. Yeah, but they just left with oregano.

They had to smoke it. Maybe they just had to smoke it. They said everything, like even they have like joints in the display cases, like they're like, yeah, it's all filled with oregano. Yeah, nice. Okay, I would put any real product in that. Right.

You wouldn't waste it. Why would you do that? I have never smelled weed and I've never smelled a regga-note. Is there any chance those could ever be? No. No. No. Okay. Just don't know. I don't know. Nope. No. Okay.

There's a lot of stories that I wish I could tell about that, but don't, shouldn't. Well, it's good that you started it. Yeah, it's good that you alluded to it. No one was asking. You told the one in LA, I think, before. What is it in LA? Or maybe Seattle.

Seattle. Seattle. I'm thinking of my West Coast cities wrong. Speaking of big stuff, I saw that there's a company that will sell you fake Martian dirt. What? Do they tell you that it's Martian? Like it's a simulation of what soil on Mars is like.

Oh, that's not fake then. That's just. So is it like on a chemical level? Is it? It's got to be a different word for that. The composition. They have a word for it. Let me find the translation.

Well, before I get too far away from it, I feel like I saw an article very recently about how you could now bring or smoke weed at the L.A. airport. Yeah, they will they will not confiscate marijuana at the at L.A.X. But they say you need to travel with you. You need to check the laws of the state you're going. Right. You can leave L.A.X. with with with weed doesn't mean you're going to land somewhere that is okay with you having right. Interesting. Okay. So they call the fake Martian soil Simulant. That's nice.

It's a $20 per kilogram. Oh, can we buy some? We can buy some for the podcast. Eric, buy us some Mars. Yeah, buy fake Mars. Okay, you got it. Yes. I want to taste it.

They're trying, they make it so that people can research like growing crops and how water interacts with it. And for the idea is that eventually when we do start going to Mars, we have an idea of how to do things. Oh, that's good. It's created by the University of Central Florida. That's cool. Can we get enough for a sandbox?

NASA has bought some already. Yeah, sure. NASA bought some from these people. Yeah. You think NASA would be like, I would think they would develop it. I guess it's cheap. $20 a kilogram. Like anything NASA does has to be super expensive, right?

What's a kilogram? 2.2 pounds. 2.2, okay, yeah. How did you get conversion rules? Can we get a sandbox of fake Martian dirt for extra life? That would be a jack question, wouldn't it? We could send jack to Mars. That could be an extra-

We could have a budget. And then we just like, we have a little side set. Here's potatoes, throw this shit. I kind of want to do like make it into Mars mud and then like cover my body in it. Yeah, just for the hell of it. Nice. I am a lawyer.

No, you have to finish out this story. What's the next step, Blaine? It's fully eight. You have health, your skin, John. Yeah, if you ever go to the Dead Sea in Israel, just rub that mud all over you. Okay, I'm gonna pull the dead people though. Yep, yep.

They grind up dead people, put them in the sea. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not being an asshole. There is a, oh, okay. I really need to start designated when you're not being an asshole. There's a body of water that is popular for like it's, you know, like dead people. Minerals and the qualities of the, yeah, and all that shit.

But then like, there's people swimming in it But then they're also just putting corpses out the float. What? Yeah, I think it might be in I think it's our river in India. I believe it's the Gangsey. Yeah, and then I maybe I don't know But anyways, yeah, you can like that sound correct. Dead bodies. I runically enough that is not the Dead Sea in Israel Which would be an appropriate name here Genji Genji Genji Genji Genji. I don't know what Genji is. I'm gonna watch character.

Genjis. Genjis. I'll see if you're. Mm-hmm. So yeah, I mean that would suck. You could just be going, I wouldn't want to swim in that water. That's probably good. You wouldn't want to swim in that water.

Genjis. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be weird. Yeah. Uncomfortable. I'm trying to read up and see if people actually do put dead bodies in it or not. Do you ever freak out like while you're in the ocean

and just think about all the wildlife around you and then just kind of like, or like you'll like look out the ocean and the beach will be out of your peripheral vision and you're just like, oh, that's just nothing. This is terrifying. I'll tell you what's even more terrifying to me and I did realize that I thought I might be the only person

in the world who had this fear until someone else on the internet told the story. Giant things? Is giant things? It's not giant things. It's almost like when someone first described ASMR and I was like, that's something else somebody else can experience. Like it was great. No, it's this fear, like when I was a kid, I'd be in a pool and I'd be fine and I'd

go on the deep end and I'd be fine until the thought crept into me. What if there was a shark in this pool? Now, I know there's no shark in this pool. But my little like lizard brain was like, but what if there was right now and it tried to get your foot right. And I would immediately get overtaken with fear and have to get out of the water. It doesn't matter. You can I can see into the pool and see the bottom. There's some way the shark could hide. That's a common fear amongst kids, right? Yeah.

Yeah. It's very, yeah. Some people were seeing that they had a hard time going to the bathroom, like the toilet because you know, it's like water. Yeah. I noticed the fear I had before seeing Joss. It was just, I had that and it was Justin McElroy told the story on my brother, my brother and me and he like, he made this whole funny thing

about glass shark. But yeah, like describing his glass shark, you know, I was gonna get you in the pool. And it was the most, it was the most, one of the most validating experiences in my life that someone has had this irrational feeling. I had a fear of mine realized when I saw the movie Gravity with the Sandra Bullock.

Yes, I'm sure I'm pretty. The idea, the concept of being the Sandra Bullock. Yes, George Fuddy. The idea, the concept of being, like let's say you're in a space suit and you're attached to some wire, attached to something else and that detaches and you just go flying. The idea of just being suspended in space without able to control yourself or go back to

just flailing. The ship or anything like that. And you're just like, essentially just like floating for all eternity. Yeah, that to me is so cool. I mean, it would be only for a couple days. Well, you could also just like, I just, you know, at that point, but.

I, the, I found a Reddit for it. And I'm not, it's not exactly a fear, but it does kind of give me these like nice tingleysen stations that are like, oh, that's kind of creepy. It's not a fear, but it does kind of give me these nice tingles sensations that are like, oh, that's kind of creepy. It's not a fear, but it gives you a nice tingles sensation. It's not like, it's like heights. No one's like, oh, I love heights. I think heights will give you a reaction no matter what.

But large things, big things. Seeing a giant ship like up close or like certain buildings or or like mountain, you know, cliffs and things like that, like just like giant things. It's kind of spooky but also like really cool. I'm not following this at all. No, what is scary? What is it scary? Like a big ship?

You close to like a big ship is scary? Yeah, it's just the sheer fucking mass and so if you were standing next to like a like a cruise ship, you'd get scared. Well, I guess it's like, imagining like, there's like a big ol' statue of Jesus who's doing this whole thing and it's, I think it's in Brazil, I don't know if I'm talking that.

But it's just a giant man and just like imagining if that was a real thing. Imagine if it was instead of that, if it was a giant sexy plane. Full circle. As she was looking at giant sexy plane. I feel so comfortable. I was looking at you. Yeah, air Canada baby. Air Brazil.

Can't talk right now. All right, well let's wrap this up. People, actually people in chat, believe you, who is at Ben Mauer, I completely understand, Blaine, I have that. What, I'm just trying to say, I'm just trying to say things. I'm trying to say things.

It's kind of fear, it's kind of just like being like, kind of like, oh, what, what? It's so big. Like your like breath's almost taken away. What you're experiencing. You're just like, you're just made to feel small. All right, well, let's wrap this up. Thanks for waiting for watching. We'll see you guys next time. Boy, check it out. Bye. Bye. music Do you like apples? All right, example, together in Treppet House,

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