Rooster Teeth Podcast - Blaine's Japan Adventure - #511

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Skirmian? Skirmian. Unobtainium. Scrimish. Unobtainium. Unobtainium-ish. So I had a really cool thing happen today. The couple that built my bus,

that's not the right way to say it, but turned it into the house that renovated it. Yeah, they got it to like 85% what it is now. And we changed some stuff like countertops. I say we, it was all Wesley, but it was countertops and then we did the roof as well. But they came back by. Like they're like kind of this really,

everyone who meets and falls in love with them instantly. They're pretty hippie-dippy. Oh, they're like nomadic. You know, it's just like where you been. It's like oh, we've just been on the road for them instantly. They're pretty hippy-dippy. Oh, they're like nomadic. You know, it's just like, where are you been? It's like, oh, we've just been on the road for 12 months. They live in that shop. They've been on the road for 12 months? Kinda.

Yeah, they just go from place to place. Didn't they live in that bus for like two years? They had to live there for two years. Yeah. It was really cool, but they were, it was funny because one of the features in the bus is that it has a Wi-Fi extender, and I don't get great coverage in the bus.

It's one of the things that made me switch my plan to finally having the hotspot so that I can have internet. And I had to put my phone in the window to do it. So it's like this whole thing, and it has this Wi-Fi thing. And I was like, yeah, I just can't get this thing to work. It's like I've been going through it. So I hate to bug you. It's been a year since I was so in the bus.

But, you know, I guess I can keep saying, no problem, let me take a look at it. And he goes, okay, here you go. It was off. Are you serious? Yeah, so fix it in like two no problem, let me take a look at it. And he goes, okay, here you go. It was off. Are you serious? Yeah, so fix it in like two seconds. What did they think of your- Isn't that the first tech support thing you do?

Restart it? I didn't know where it was. Honestly, he like, the, the, if you open the fuse box in that thing, it's like a rat's nest. And I'm sure it makes perfect sense to him. But if anything goes wrong with that thing electrically, then I'm gonna have to bring it to an electrician, literally like, what are you bringing me? This is like, you said they live there for a couple

years? Yeah, cheers. Did you change out the mattress when you lived in? I did. I have a cast for mattress in there. Oh, look at me. What did they do? Don't talk about them. They're not sponsored. Nored!

What did the thing of your updates to the bus? They liked a lot. They're just like super sweet, you know? Nice. It's really nice, and it's funny because I've seen it. It's Sophie and Nathan, isn the bus? They liked it a lot. They're just super sweet, you know? Nice. It's really nice. And it's funny, because I've seen it. It's so free of Nathan, isn't it? It's so free of Nathan.

I've had a USB stick that he just went through and made a bunch of videos for all the little new ounces of things, which was really cool. So it's like, what the fuck is this? What does this knob do? I just look up the video. It's like, oh, that's the knob that tunes the bad. It's the line of all the chakras.

That's what that knob is. That kind of hippie--dippy. Dude, listen, they are living life right. We are doing it wrong. We are. You think living in a small house is something you'd want? Yeah, just going around. You know who else is kind of, I get the feeling it's kind of doing that. It's just kind of like on the move all the time. This goes way the fuck back in Ruchitth history. Remember Lake yes, Lake, Lake, Lake, Lake eyes. Yeah. Yeah. There's the basis for Carolina. Yeah. And she just like her and her husband are like this like super vegan

awesome couple. They're like, I don't know what you're doing. Well, they're super vegan. Like they don't fuck around. Yeah, they do. I think they do like professional cooking for vegans and stuff like that. And they yeah, they're always going somewhere with their beautiful blonde children.

It's fucking idyllic. It's crazy. They're from the Nord. Yeah. Did we switch couches again while I was gone? What was their first name? She had a different name on the. We've got that couch.

Catland, right? Catland. That's what her that's what her name was and then she's changed. I think you said on the couch last time you were like this. This is the one with the chargers. Yes, okay, okay Coming down now. It's fine. Are you okay? Yeah, no, sorry. Did you panic? I just realized that we're I was on a different couch So it could have been a human With these new rucho cheese sunglasses subtle wow, how does it look now?

I know you're not gonna do the area for a while, but the VPN. What can I do on a VPN? Just like whatever I want. What do you mean? You do like crazy stuff. I feel like I get a VPN. I just like do whatever I want. It's we get a burning.

I mean, you can. It's about protecting your information. It's about protecting your information. Protect my information. Yes. Like what? Search history or just like if when you go, like, say, say, say you go to like a public Wi-Fi. Or like butt stuff, okay, I can't do it.

Like any transactions that you have or anything you send, it's about protecting that. So it's not, you people can't use that. It's a name. Very private network. And I have a degree you keep your size. I have no idea what I'm asking you this. But like, I'm on a website and I'm going to a bank. Let's say I have a bank.

I'm not saying that I do. But if I had a bank. If I to a bank. Let's say I have a bank I'm not saying that I do but if I had a bank if I had a bank if you went to their website if they had one if I Have right exactly Then I get that little lock on the browser. It's like a like a little padlock and a lock that means secure Yes, because I gave a little like a couple of bits to the bank the bank gave me a couple bits And that's how we decrypt that secure connection I gave a little, like a couple of bits to the bank. The bank gave me a couple of bits and that's how we decrypt that secure connection. There's like a billion routers between me and the bank when I'm giving the little bits to begin.

Can't they just snag the bits? Possibly, especially if you're connected somewhere in, again, like a public environment, you don't know the route you're connecting to. It could be set up to intercept maliciously. Fucking happen to me, Scotland. If you had a VPN? You'd be set? If I had a VPN, this is like one long after.

Did you turn it on? Let me tell you, over the board. Long, you have air yet. Long as segway ever. So I had this problem, I was in another country. We'll say which one, Scotland. And, you know the Scottish. We go to a lot of, we go to a lot,

we go to a hotel, right, Barb? Sure do. You don't know a bunch of people of the world, so much you gotta stay in a hotel. Usually do. You get wifi? Do you have a lot of we get a lot we can travel you go to hotel right bar. Sure do you don't know a bunch of people of the world Someone's gonna stay in hotel usually do you get Wi-Fi? Do you have a lot of top I do okay? So you laptop connects to let's say you stay at the holiday in so boom You say the holiday in go to another holiday and they probably named their network the same thing mm-hmm So I was sitting there with my phone and I was doing something and I said, oh, I'm fucking connected to Wi-Fi. And I looked it up and I was connected to the Radisson Wi-Fi network.

Which was not the, which was right by, right in the center, like the most touristy part of Edinburgh. It was right by the castle. And I was like, oh, I'm connected to the Radisson, like four bars, because my phone knew the network. It saw the SSID and just said, oh, I'll get on this one. And it got on. And I was surfing without like logging in or anything.

Then I look up on Google Maps. The closest radison is like a half a mile away. So what I was expecting is somebody set up a router with an SSID that's commonly used by hotels. And then- But why would it automatically connect you? Because you connect it to a network name that in the past. I thought about this.

So if you connect to the holiday in on your many stays there. Yeah. And then you go somewhere else and someone says of a router and says, holiday in same network SSID, the name of the Wi-Fi network. I feel like you did. If I were a criminal, and if I were to do something like that, I would just name it Linksus and leave it open. I'd love to be a net gear or whatever.

Just like a super generic name that you know. I would name it Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi. Well, you'd be pretty bad criminal then. I actually went to, everyone who wanna connect to that. We're not good to hear. We're not having them realize they're connecting. I went somewhere where that was the network name,

actually Barb. Pretty fly for a Wi-Fi? Yeah, it was a long time ago now. Was it me who made that? I don't know for whom. I think it was another company and that was their guess network. I had to give us. I stopped myself short of bragging about my wife,

I'm very proud of that I'm not going to because then someone would find my house. That's it. They are radically if you were going to have a Wi-Fi and if you were going to name it something funny, what would you name it? I'd name it Planets from my favorite movie. That is in Star Wars Empire Strikes Back.

Like Yeven? Yeah, Back. Like Yavin? Yeah, maybe. What about Earth? Oh wait, let's call that. Earth. Yeah, Blaine pronounced Yavin as Yavin. Oh yeah. I still get shit over that.

I bet you do, buddy. It's just, it doesn't really matter to me because I mean, what's another commonly mispronounced thing? That. That. That. Oh, here we go. You gotta open up that wound to all of the wound.

Yeah, it is of America. It's a wound. It's a wound. It's a wound. What, who the fuck is that? Princess Lyah. What, do you say hon or hand? Ha, see, there's another one.

Hon or hand. Hon. Well, people in the movie, I think some people even say Han. This is the grand land of his, and old buddy don't let me down. But I think Han Solo. Well, they even addressed it in the Solo movie. It's like, hey Han, he said call me Han.

There's a lot of people. He's a solo. I like Solo. Yeah, fine. I like it too. It's fine. It's good, right? Also, side note is our couch closer to the table than it normally is. I feel like I'm looking at you more this way side note, is our couch closer to the table than it normally is?

I feel like I'm looking at you more this way. Yeah, you guys are closer. Don't push back. We're more in a line today. Is that what you were looking at? I'm probably okay. No, no, no. It's fine.

I just wanted to point it out because I felt the balance of my normal podcastness is off right now. I think that's why. Beatornado and Chad is asking if your phone's still named Batman's iPhone. What's my name? I name.

Since with friends, I get to call you back then. Yeah, it is. What accent is that? Australian. Because you miss your girlfriend, so you have the Australian one. Is that, like, in fidelity? You're like replacing her with another Aussie?

No. Into the question. No. Here's the question. It just reminds me of her, I guess. I don't know. Yeah. He likes the sound of an Australian female's voice.

Try a key. Try a key. Try a key. Try a key. Let me funny if when you set the dialect or the language options that if they started incorporating slang from those languages? I think they're pretty robust.

So do you think? We would guess the came to stay with us. So I set their Alexa to Australia, they were from Australia. So I said it actually it understands you better. Like I would prefer to have one of my Alexa's has an option, not all of them, but only one of them, like one model, has an option to have English Indian. So it's this Indian woman's voice. Nice to have you. I love it for a computer voice. It just understands me about 50% less because I don't have an Indian accent.

Does it sound like the thing from Overwatch? Isn't there like a AI character? I've never played Overwatch. Never played Overwatch. You've never played Overwatch. I played one round of Overwatch. I played as Reaper. Your button's off. I played over. I played one round of Overwatch. I played as Reaper. Your button's off.

I played it over a VPN. No, nobody, nobody in my info. So I played as Reaper. Reaper info. I went all the way through the match. It was seemed fun to seem like a lot of mayhem. I got to the end, I saw the play of the game. And I was like, oh, that's cool.

That was cool. All right, I'm just playing another one. And I was like, I know where this is going. And I just put it down. I've done that with a few games in my life. Where it's like, I can see what's about to happen to me. To the adentiveness. Hit a jack.

I think I did that with Destiny. I played the beta when it first came out. And it was just like, I don't need this in my life. And then I just, I haven't played since. And even though like Destiny 2's, I think, good now, I don't know. I'm confused. Why would an Alexa understand you less if they're speaking a different accent,

but then you're giving instructions in just a regular accent? I think it assumes that both parties are speaking in that accent. It's a different, essentially, dialect of English. So it's tuned for people to have that accent. That makes sense. But I would understand those inflections and stuff like that.

But I wish you could set it separately. My host has an Indian accent, but I'm going to be speaking like gutter American accent, you know, whatever this is. So that'd be nice. Yeah. We can't do that. Do you set the host that also sets your accent basically? Default English accent, American. Or I can just walk around my house faking an Indian accent which would be super weird and racist

I'd be like short circuit. Oh my god, Fisher Stevens. Yeah Man, I get there. I'm see you there reference. No, there's a funny moment in the first He's a circuit. You never saw short circuit. No Johnny five. Is there anybody else? Yeah, keep throwing names that I don't know back at Johnny the robot the robot that comes to life Movie I know back at it. Oh yeah Johnny. The robot, the robot that comes to life. I don't know, cause I'm the only one. You never saw it either. It's a kid movie. No. You ever see the three stuages?

Yeah. Yeah. I never saw the fuck up then. You weren't, you weren't alive when they made those movies. You see the motherfucker. There's a great moment in the first season of Master of None where they talk about that Fisher Stevens character. And I guess like one of them never realized that it was

Fisher Stevens. Oh I thought it was an Indian dude. Yeah, that was an Indian dude. He's like, what? No. They're like, yeah, it was Fisher Stevens. Yeah. I, you know, the shit was rough. Yeah, that was a mean he's like what no, they're like yeah, I was fish for Stevens. Yeah But you know, I shit was rough. It's a rough deal though, too because actors portray other people like they played different parts like Ben Kingsley played Gandhi and won an Oscar for it I mean, this is three decades ago on Wayne played Genghis Khan

Yeah, and all the dudes all the Mexican dudes in Like the good bad and the ugly the, the Sergio, Leoni movies. He's Italian dudes. All of them are Italian dudes, there's white dudes. Yeah, really tan to Italian dudes. But he's interesting now, it's like, it's, it's, and I get it, but at the same time, it does seem like it's like taking acting down a notch to say like, only people who are the same race and gender as this character are allowed to play this game.

Well, why not? Well, it's about giving those actors an opportunity. I totally get it. No, I totally get it. I'm just saying, it's like, but at the same time, I think what we're losing in the back end of that is like we're losing people to see performances where people really, really see.

I mean, I mean, I can see what you're saying, but you continue to draw the line. It's like, hey, why not let Blackface be a thing. Yeah. I mean, no, you get that point. Yeah, I mean, that's a really slippery slope. There is. It's a good point. You could just play it safe and cast Scarlett Johansson in the role. And everything and everything because that works out really well. She was, she

was the major. Did she get cast as a transgender transgender character? She dropped that role. Okay. I think after the backlash of Ghost in the Shell and then everyone was like, not again, Scar Jo. That she just dropped it. Yeah, speaking of trans, did you guys see the bumblebee trailer? They put out a new one. Hell yeah. Oh, that was sick.

That was sick. What the hell? I was saying about it. What, how did that? Transformers bar. Trans, former. I was like, was there something revealed in the trailer? I hadn't seen it yet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I was a transformer joke. Sorry. I just see it. It's fucking great. I like that the transformers look like transformers.

They got it right. They got it right. Yeah, like I watched the first Michael Bay transformers film in the theater. I was like, this is horrible. It's garbage. It's moving high up of garbage. Gus says theater. Theater.

Theater. Theater. How do you say it? Theater. Theater? You be like the normal way everyone in like North America. Theater. You don't say theater. You don't know how I say it. Theater. Theater? You mean like the normal way everyone in like North America. Theater, you don't say theater, you don't know how I say it. Theater.

Theater. Theater. Theater. Theater. Yeah, going to the movie theater. Stop it. You know what? You know what?

Gus, I don't even go to theaters anymore. I sit at home and I watch Geo Block Conte, view my VPN on his home. Theater. That's the only way that I get content these days. You're going to the end right now. When I remind everyone, of the RISD podcast is brought to you by Nord VPN. You don't want your most intimate web browsing habits exposed to the world.

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Bernie's going to try to steal all your information. It's super convenient. I can do this. Because I'm on a VPN, I can do the connection to the server closest to you automatically. Don't connect to the ratisan. Can you play the games, Everett? Bueno, no sé, creo que es una cosa'll punch. We're all back from art. It's just a little bit of punchy. I didn't notice it in the early day too. Adry there says has military level encryption.

Military grade. Military grade, thank you. I think it's important though that they specify which military. Because I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. There's a video in the early day too. Adry Darius says has military level encryption. Military grade. Military grade, thank you.

I think it's important though, that they specify which military. Because not every, not every military is like, the best example of encryption I wouldn't think. Speaking of things that aren't the best. Yeah, go ahead. I saw this YouTube video the other day, where this guy, I don't know how long it took him,

but he just spent the whole video was just him chronically in different airplanes you would get on on the North Korean run state airline, Air Corio. Or is she talking to me about this? They're old military planes. I mean, you just video have it for it's a they're all got it's one of the only one star rated airlines in the world. I think they were not until recently they couldn't fly it all into Europe. I think they have one plane now that they're allowed to fly in Europe. Yeah, because the safety level is so low. Yeah, because it's like bad safety. It has 246,000 views. Ah, that's not bad. It's just him getting on North Korean airplanes. Yeah, and then like feeling on from the inside. And like they're really weird Soviet air jets. It's like stuff you've

never, like even if you've flown a lot, it's probably stuff you've never seen before. The interior design, nice, does it still look like military? It's very Spartan. Okay. It's a good term. It's good word for it. I don't know what that even means.

It means very bare but minimalist. Minimalist. Spartan. I guess that's, yeah. The bareness of... Somebody's not singing like, Spartan! Yes, you got mad at me this morning

when you put up a loose for air or something. I can't believe you did that. Minimal, minimal. What's the big deal? Only about 300 people back. What is going on? Sorry.

Farbs interrupting. Oh, that's it? It's me. Oh, propellers, huh? Yeah. Have you never been on a propeller plane? It's been a bit, not like one that went a great distance. My career in telecom, I had to fly so many pro planes

when we went skydiving we were on a problem. Oh God, that plane, I was, I'm shocked. It was able to fly all four of us individually up there. When we went skydiving, this tiny, it only had a room for the pilot and then two people in the little body of the plane. And that's it. Two people? That's it? Yeah. So you're the skydivers?

Yeah. Us and the person who was jumping away. I'll attach to you. Yeah. I don't know, I think three people may be because there's also a camera person with Chris. When did they start that? It feels like that's a new development. Skydiving?

No, when they put the person on you, they connect you. I mean, they've done that for a long time. And them skydiving. Yeah, but it feels like it wasn't always that way. Like Normandy. Yeah, they didn't have anyone connected. No, they just back in the airborne days. I think maybe like the, I don't know, like the depiction of skydiving within the media was just one person doing it. So maybe like tandem skydiving is not a right thing. I imagine at the door of the plane going to

get you. I can imagine some guy dying is what's set it off. Where but that cord? What cord? The connection to the plane. You got it off. Where but that cord? What cord that connects you to playing the got a cord? What about that cord? Oh, that's when you jump out it like pulls your shoot that's you don't need the dude I think that that's a military type thing. Yeah, because you're not supposed to pull the shoot right away You're supposed to do it a certain altitude. Yeah, but they do that for thrills You can just like fly the plane 6,000 feet and boom Use the cord ready to jump do the cord though

The most terrifying thing about skydiving is actually- Courage underrated. Look into it. It was surprising to me. It wasn't like when you first like jump or anything or even like look out the window. The scariest part is when they open the door and you stick your feet out to put them on the railing and the wind takes your feet like, oh, and then you have to like push them to reset it on the thing because the wind is so strong.

That to me was the most brilliant. Yeah. I feel like dealing with the force of something else would help me. Just the thing that always gets me is just the sheer drop. It just makes my knees want to stop. How fast are you falling? How fast do you fall?

Right now? I don't know. What's a gravity is not a four years just a meters per second squared? What's the last? Because I bought myself a lesson after we went for the recap. It's gravity is not a four years, just a meter per second squared. What's happening? It took a nine point. It's a blast because I bought myself a lesson after we went for the recap. I think it was like 25th of a six birthday.

Got it. And I tell you all that stuff, but I just forgot it already. In a stable, belly to earth position, terminal velocity is about 120 miles an hour. What is terminal velocity? I mean, I think you're peak velocity. Like the maximum speed you're going to reach. Why do you still make people think I get why they think it, but so many people believe that means the speed at which you're gonna die when you hit the ground.

What it sounds like. Yeah, and I just read to you about just the difference in mass, your possible velocity. That's why the insects, you can flick them out of your hand, which is essentially the size of a skyscraper to them, and they can land and they're fine. Yeah. Is that small animals are usually okay. And people said that because it was a video of a raccoon climbed up the side of a skyscraper to them and they can land and they're fine. Yeah. Is that small animals are usually okay.

Yeah, people said that because it was a video of a raccoon climbed up the side of a hotel and then the raccoon fell and you're like, oh, I'm about to watch a raccoon's blood. Raccoon bounces and just fucking runs off. This is catwalk too. Yeah, yeah. I remember, you remember when we were younger,

there was that Ghostbusters animated series? Yeah, which one? There's two. The real Ghostbusters. The one with the monkey? No, the other one. Okay, yeah, okay. Now I like that cartoon. And they had an explanation. Like, yeah, which one? There's two. The real ghost busters. The monkey? No, the other one. Okay, yeah, okay. I like that cartoon.

And they had an explanation. Like, at one episode, I remember they shrink really small to like the size of ants and then they're on a windshield of a car and the wipers like knock them off and they fall and hit the ground and they give the explanation you gave. Like, oh, Egon says like we're smaller in size. We have less mass so the fall doesn't affect us as much. I remember being a kid watch that be like,

come on, I'm not that stupid. I'm a kid but I know that's not the way it really works, but I guess that is the way we work. Yeah, yeah, see you gone, dude. How you gonna trust me, you gone. It's a cartoon, also. It's part of starting to sever. Yeah.

I don't like that ant man, for that reason. I don't like that ant man. No, I don't, cause ant man is like inconsistent. It's like sometimes it's big and he's like, he's, or when he shrinks down, he can knock people over. Oh, like his strength is like, he's, or when he shrinks down, he can knock people over. Oh, like his strength is like, uh, there ain't them. The best debunking that I read about Ant-Man.

Or like nailed the constant for gravity, by the way, 9.8 meters per second squared. You mumbled it totally. I fuck, go back into the mumble, I fucking nailed it. Was the best criticism I saw that someone had about Ant-Man was, they explained in the first movie that what happens is they just increase or decrease the amount of distance between his atoms to make him smaller or bigger, right?

I thought you were gonna say abs. Okay, and that, he still has the same number of atoms. So we should still have the same number of mass regardless of he's tiny or huge. So it doesn't make him like super strong or anything. They explain that, right? In the big one though, when he falls over, he like lands on a plane and crushes it though, right?

Right, so he would crush a piece. He would just be though, right? Right, so you wouldn't crush a movie. You would just be like, oh. You was like bound off of it. Yeah, yeah. He also be like, yeah, super light when he gets bigger. It's not the mass thing is he got to work it out. And then they put that fucking building on a dolly and they roll the building around with them. Oh yeah, that totally breaks the established.

Yeah. It's not, they're wildly inconsistent. I haven't seen the second one, but the first one has some great comedic moments. The second one's on bad. In this cartoon superhero comic book movie, they were inconsistent with their strengths. How dare they?

My favorite part in the first one is when they're playing on a little toy train tracks, and you just see from far away, like the train fall over like, think too much. Oh yeah. But of course, it's like all this massacre. It's a pretty good gag. Yeah, I think feel like they did a good job

across two movies with all the scale jokes. Yeah, they really did a decent job with that. Like I was just wondering even in the second one, how they could, you know, get big, get small. What else you get to do, you know? Yeah, medium size. Medium size was funny. That was the funny little bit in the middle there.

But the first one was better. The first one was I think more novel. Now, I finally saw a Deadpool 2 on the flight back from London. You know, when I ruined that for the audience? No. Yeah, you don't think you were here. Carrie and I were talking about post-credit scenes. What'd you say?

So I said, I revealed a character that's in the movie. Who if you follow more of a comic's style, probably you can figure out who it is. I figured it out who it was going to be. Start with a C or a D. Neither one. But that's okay. There's a guy that keeps a front who's in the lives

and the basement of the prison. That's all I'm gonna say. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a guy that's set. That's a kind of an expo. So they said, and Carrie said at the time, there's only one post-credits scene. I go, no, there's two post credits, eggs. You're so glad I said there's the

The mid credits with the time travel stuff with Deadpool and then I said the then the thing at the end Which is the so-and-so song that's like that's probably a spoiler that I just fucking said that and we had to I mean the movie had just Opened oh he said it on a podcast. Yeah, live. Yeah, someone has kept saying you spoiled it for them two hours before they saw it. Oh, that's for God. Sorry, number 87. That's why before a major movie that I want to see, I just tune all media, social media,

and then I'll wear headphones into the movie theater. Yeah. You ever gotten something spoiled on root to the theater? Didn't that happen to you or someone at Rupert Heath where they were going to see Infinity War and they were walking into the Alamo. And there's people also, like when you see movie with your friends, you talk about the movie outside.

The movie. He said like, they were walking into the theater and he heard like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Again, I don't want to spoil it for anybody. I get you. I have to see. The big plot thing that happens. All the people die.

Yeah. It's past at this point. Yeah. Right. There's memes about it. Something like, I think he heard like, oh, like I can't believe like everybody died. And like, he was walking at this point. Yeah, right. There's memes about it. I think I think he heard like oh like I can't believe like Everybody died and like he's walking I wear a head story and I intentionally wait till we get into our car

It's like we don't talk about the movie like we get up. We leave the theater talk about whatever then we get in the car close The doors like all right, what do you think? Yeah, and then it's like that's what we talk about it I there was one time where I was coming down after seeing Star Wars 8 and I was talking to like a couple of friends who had also seen it in the same showing and the guy that was at the bottom of the stairs was the Mueller theater. It was screaming up at us. Don't talk about it! Don't talk about it! He was like screaming at us about boyhoods. Why does he just like, whoever is here, some Star Wars 8? Star Wars. Yeah. He was like, was that screaming at people coming down the stairs? Was it you? What do you mean? Were you there was it really you screaming at people to not?

No, no, no, it was the guy that was working the cash register. It was Mark Hamill. He was in the face where he didn't like the movie still. Last Jedi good or bad last Jedi. That's fine. Fine. I the moment that I started separating like okay, these aren't the original trilogy, and you just like, just chill out with the expectations of the character, didn't that they became exponentially better. Who's got workers in it, so maybe you coming with some expectations? I don't know, it's just like,

I was talking to somebody about it today, the only like sequel movie that was just like, as good or better than the original, in my mind, was Blade Runner 2049. Dude, so been seeing that. Yeah, so fucking good. Yeah, really good. You should check it out.

I just showed JD them in reverse and he has no idea which one he likes better. It was from 2049. He watched 2049 and he was like, oh, that's really cool. And then we went and watched the director's cut of Blade Runner which has no narration. Yeah.

And he was like, this movie's really slow while we're watching it. I was like, yeah, this is the one that doesn't have any narration. There's the one that has Harrison Ford talking. But he's totally fucking phoning it in. He's totally phoning him on. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, Harrison Ford came in, they like, the, you know, execs or whatever. Nobody's gonna get this movie. Yeah, they're like, we need to make it more noir. Bring in Harrison Ford, he'll do a voice over narration and Harrison Ford didn't want to do it. So he's like, I'm Deckard, I'm a blade runner. And he's like fucking, I think there's three or four different versions of the first blade runner.

There's a lot to find. There's one that's really good. And there's a couple that are like, eh, my bad. It's great. Directors cut the one with the unicorn and it leads you to think that someone is a replicant heavily. I can't remember.

The unicorn is in that one. The origami unicorn? Yeah. I don't think we're just spoiled. Blade Wars, 30 years old this is your time. Yeah, but where the whole deckard is a replicant, like theory, there's some people who just like, that's one of the most important theories in,

like cinema history for some people. It's, I don't, I don't, doesn't matter that much to me. It doesn't, and they addressed it in the movie. I think they kinda like side addressed it because yet, Deckard is a dog in 2049. He's like, is it a replicant? And he's like, I don't know, ask him.

Like, they just like didn't talk about whether Deckard was a, So I haven't seen any of the Blade Runner movies. Uh-huh. Is that necessary to watch before the 2040? No, like you said, he showed JD 2049 and then for fun. It's really interesting because it's like, they get a great job though of like,

it's almost like they hit the pause button 30 years ago and then just hit unpause. Because they maintained all the aesthetics. I've always said the people's version of the future, the vision they have for what the future's gonna be like, is always based in the technology of now. It was like in the 50s, whenever they talked about the future, it was all about how you were going to get your newspaper, you know, and now, you know, turns out it doesn't matter, you know, because- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the news paper will teleport into your house. And back then in the 80s,

advertising TV cars, flying cars, like those things were importantly, they didn't, the technology of even a flat screen, no one could figure out our screens were gonna get flat. I know. I think you might, C-A-T's everywhere. You might get more out of it

if you watch the original movie first. And then 2049, just because there is a little bit of crossover. Yeah. But I think if you watch 2049 first, you're totally fine. Okay. Cool. They're both equally my favorite movie. Wow. There's a really good. And you have about 20 minutes of that movie, you're like,

Monty would love this. Yeah. But as you can tell, there's like, there's especially like a scene towards again that's like, he loved that scene. He loved it, man. Yeah, but I wanted to talk about one more thing about Deadpool 2, is that's how I finally thought, I really liked the domino character.

Great character, yeah. The idea of a character who. Well, that was the coolest idea for Superhero. Yeah, it's all look. And then I thought all of her fight sequences were really well done, or it's not like. Narrowly escaping everything.

Right, just kind of like, yeah, just going with it. I like your character design too. Like how they incorporated the eye makeup as just part of her. I thought that was really cool. Well, that would be the most useful superhero power. It was good luck.

Yeah. The fan base like freaks the hell out because they think Domino's originally white and she has a black marker on her eye, but then they flipped it and I thought, yeah. She's like, I thought she killed it in that role. I think they're coming back. They're not gonna do a Deadpool 3.

I think they're going X-Force. That's a sequel. And is she, she took that cast in another Joker? Joe, that in that film. Yeah, that's pretty good. But it's Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin?

Leaf, I call him Leaf. Mult school. The only thing that I'm bummed about on that one, it does look cool, all the photos and stuff like that, is just I know that Batman's not gonna be in it, and I like that, man. So. Why isn't Batman in there?

Because it's like a prequel for Joker. Oh. She's all about Joker. Thanks. I will say this about the Joker is that it seems like there's every probably 10 years or so, there's like a seminal performance. Like you're never gonna meet this Joker,

so don't try. Heath led her to an amazing one. But technicals in four years, nobody wanna play Joker because he did such a fucking amazing job as Joker. But it's kind of like a totally different character, you know? He was almost like the Caesar Romero style Joker. And so Walking Vicks has very big shoes to fill.

I never saw the Jared Leto one, so I can't comment on it. But- He fled Joke, what about Heath Ledger? Yes, saying Heath Ledger, yeah, after Jack Nicholson. And I remember when they cast Heath Ledger, people were like, fuck this. Yeah, you cast that guy, but with the Joker's and a follow Jack Nicholson. And I remember when they cast Heath Ledger, if you were like, fuck this, you cast that guy by the Joker's and a follow Jack Nicholson.

It's fun. Did you see that? It's such an amazing before. David Ayer admitted he probably took the Joker too far with the damaged forehead tattoo. Oh, really? You think? Yeah, he's just gonna do some brand X.

I'm pretty good. Joker's a weird character with me. He's a clown, right? And if you're going in, this is an evil clown, it's like this big super genius who wears clown makeup. If you're gonna suspend that disbelief, just go ahead and roll with the rest of it too. You know?

It's like, the character on paper doesn't really work to me, but when I see the character on screen, I'm like, oh, this fucking guy's a lunatic. Have you guys seen American Vandal season two yet? No, man. You haven't seen any of them, right? I don't even do. It's all like the first two episodes of the first one.

Okay. I started watching the first one. Okay. I haven't got it. I love Monty. I'm honored to see you. I worry about you guys watching the second one, because it's all about poop.

You worry about us? I worry about their gag reflex, specifically Bernie and Gavin. Oh, yeah. So just as a fair warning, don't be eating anything of brown and color for the first couple episodes. I think next up for me, is maniac, that's the next thing I'm gonna watch. So here are people talking about that a lot.

Just watch Jack Ryan. Is that good? I love to watch him when I was done. I was like, I'm starting to pick it apart in my head. I read like all of those Jack Ryan Tom Clancy books when I was like in middle school and high school. I'd be curious to apart, my head. I read all of those Jack Ryan, Tom Clancy books when I was in middle school and high school. I'd be curious to see how that is. What's the guy, Leaf Shriver played him in some of Alphiers?

I think we're talking about him at lunch. Oh yeah. He's the other guy that sees the military dude. Yeah, that guy. I don't know. Salt. Nope, well, he's gonna, he think that's what Michael B. Jordan got cast as in the Rainbow Six movie or whatever.

Is this other character? He's in all the, the Clancy, like some of all fears and all that stuff. Mm-hmm. They go into faux-plate him in, uh, clear and present danger. I don't know. I like the Ryan verse. You, so you don't think Jack Ryan's the boss of me entirely. No, like, like John Cruisins, he's great. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, and, uh, she's the character itself is kind of like,

I don't know. It's like, he's good at everything. Smart, fight, you know, and she's the character itself is kind of like, I don't know. It's like, he's good at everything. Smart, fight, you know, John Chris is ski got everything. We were going to say, no, I'm just yeah, asking. I just I can't. He's good. He's good looking dude. Yeah, but like he's not like a badass to me.

John is a guy as an actor, goes even that a quiet place, 11th hour or 13, 13th hour. What is it? Yeah, is it because he was in the office? I think it 13th hour. Is it because he was in the office? I think it's a lot of it is because he was in the office and the kind of character he played. Yeah. But just like, I don't know his, his physique and the way he conducts himself and especially like his face. He's pretty ripped and he has kind of like a silly face. I think it's more of the face that kind of makes my part.

I think it's a lot left over from the office. I think he's just so known for that. That show went on for fucking ever. The show was like nine seasons. I think so. Yeah, it went a long time. So it went on. It went like two seasons after. Still really caught left two or three.

That's fucking crazy. Remember Wolf Feral came in the James Spader? That's some pretty big names coming. I know. We're an old tron. And Camini Bates as well. Yeah. You've been in it out for a while. Yeah. Didn't it yourself, uh, having a parentsin cavity baits as well. Yeah, yeah, for a while

Didn't it yourself a heaven appearance. He was in one episode. Yeah, everybody's kind of like fluid Yeah, to the office. What would be your dream? He's a lawyer I think what would be your dream television show to like have a guest appearance in you already Kind of weren't this is what's always sunny. Yeah, drones. Oh, yeah, I'd want to be in Game of Thrones. He killed are we in the same Are we all owned by the same parent company now? Can we make it happen? Yeah, HBO's standalone. Put me on Game of Thrones. It's not the way that works at all. I want to be a main character with lots of screen time.

Yeah, with lots of lines. What was yours being? Right, me and. I mean, it's way over at this point, but my favorite sitcom growing up was Friends. So to be an episode of Friends, I would fucking shit my pants. I would be, I'd want to be in Westworld and I just want to be in Naked-Dew in the episode of friends, fucking, I would shit my pants. I would be, I'd wanna be in Westworld and I just wanna be in naked dude in the background.

Oh, yeah, just go. You could probably get that. Just standing still naked dude. Yeah. Dude, we can start a campaign. Get one of those. Yeah. Let's start one of those change.org things.

If score space was a sponsor this week, I'd say, let's get getblaineNaked.com. Yeah. Someone's probably buying that right now. That probably already exists. That's why I dropped the hint. We should do a petition. Like see, we get a global.

We should do a petition. Global. You're right, you're right. We're a petition, whoever's running this simulation that we all live in, like just at random, allow 10% of us to fly. That's it. That's the petition.

And if everybody signs it, would you sign the petition knowing there's a 90% chance that you wouldn't fly? It's so exciting. Yeah. Yeah, you're real world where people are flying. And you're not one of them. I think well, you get lift. Hey, hey, hey, I gotta go up to Round Rocket Fives.

Really bad. Can you take me up there? I can't lift you. What are we gonna do? I know all of a sudden you get super strength with your flight. No, no, no, I'll just, I'll be putting you back. I'm gonna settle on my own.

I'll just like right on your back. I would fly you only if we rehearse the whole like Superman and Lois Lane scene from the, I thought you would say Aladdin. No, no, no, no. We have to sing a whole new world the whole time. The one where Lois Lane starts singing part, doing poetry while she's flying this Superman,

like, I don't know what he's singing. He does the thing that where he just holds your hand like this. Yeah, and she can fly as well. Yeah, he's just super fucking strong, I guess, I don't know. But she was, he just held herself out with one arm. He's just really strong. She's a fucking ring gymnast. You know what I'm saying?

She's got crazy shoulders straight. Well, it's the same way planes can fly, right? She's holding out. She doesn't have wings, she has arms. I'm not saying it was that. What are wings, essentially, right? What if you jump on a building, you can hold your arms out? They're just flying.

They're just playing arms. All humans are gliders. You just have to try hard. You have to hold your arms out. Yeah. No. Like, Barb, if you stepped off the stage, and I just held my hand out, you couldn't hold your arms.

We both fly. You couldn't hold yourself out with one arm. Be fucking impossible. But they're in the air, the wind, currents are going everywhere. It was a fucking science. It's all science. Superman 2 gets a lot of credit for being the best one in that series, because they had the people

from the Phantom Zone, General Zod. Oh, right, yeah. Can't stand, play General Zod. And I don't know, they'll end of that of that movie gets really fucking weird with Superman's powers like he pulls the S office chest Oh, and he throws it like a big net net. Yeah, and then he's talking to me starts making duplicates of himself like all of a sudden all these Superman powers Just come out of fucking nowhere. So the one where he stops you reverse his time that's the first one That's great because if you think of the implications of a Superman stopping earth for a moment and then spinning it backwards Would we all die?

Probably yeah, stop the earth. Yeah. Yeah, we don't go flying off in a direct I read it. There was a really in-depth question on reddit There was what the question wasn't in depth the question was stupid But the answer was in depth and it was like if the earth the earth stopped, we'll be all fly off into space. And the person like literally broke down what is escape velocity? And what would it take to actually leave the earth's gravity? And the force that you have and everything's like,

no fucking way. It takes a lot of time to run into space. You're gonna go flying, but you're not gonna go into space. You might go like a big arc and then come back down and hit the earth from like 10,000 feet or something like that, but you're not gonna go into space. You might go like at a big arc and then come back down and hit the earth from like 10,000 feet or something like that, but you're not making it out. Yeah, it's a crazy amount of force or acceleration you need in order to escape or to gravity.

You know what else I heard? Which I don't know why I had never heard this before, that getting something to the sun is ridiculously difficult. I heard that recently too. Like I would think you just like push it in the direction of the sun and the sun is ridiculously difficult. I heard that recently too. Like I would think you just like push it in the direction of the sun and the sun will do the rest. It's just pushed everything away. It sucks it in, but nope, the gravitational and the gravity well around the sun, it makes

it super hard to get to the sun. From launching it from Earth. How do we change the light bulb though? What's that inside the sun? What's the movie is it bright or sun? can't remember the one I'm trying hilarious sunshine Yeah, I think it's sunshine where they have to go restart the Sun. I like I like it's high five movies like that I wish I made more like that. I'm trying to turn it on and turning it off and turning it on again Like the one where they drill down because the earth the core with the earth is gonna stop because the core stopped

They can drill the drill to the core and they get to start it back up with a bomb. They get dead and they are running and then then then he's gonna block. He's gonna bomb in the middle of the earth and that fixes everything. Now just pour some gasoline on it. It'll start it back up. Yeah, that's how it works.

Remember the core? He was in the core? No, I never saw it. I remember it by never saw it. The core of the earth just says, I'm done. I'm stopping. I was looking into, is it antipode or something? It's basically polar opposite of the earth.

Yeah. Would it be cool or have any significance to you at all if you were on the exact opposite into the world from somebody that you knew? And doing something simultaneous, like jumping up at the same time, like you're on the phone. Somebody's already done the best example of this.

What's that? They both got a piece of bread and put on the ground. So they made it to our nurse sandwich. And it's like, I don't know what you can do. That would be better than that. You have a earth. Put some cheese on. Make an earth and cheese sandwich.

Do you have a slice of cheese? Little pickle. Is that the biggest sandwich ever made? That would have to be. That would have to be the biggest sandwich ever made. It is. That's what I'm saying. So if you could do that, the sandwich the whole time.

Yeah, right. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, you, someone already did it and better. Yeah, that just reminds me of that scene from Hell's Kitchen where Chef Ramsay puts two pieces of bread on someone's head and has them call themselves an idiot sandwich. That just got to be partially scripted, right? I'm sure. Sure. Ah, yeah. There's no way that she would have come up with that like on the spot.

Like, God, what he was going for. Yeah, what are you? I'm an idiot sandwich. There's a cool video with the guy who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man who's going to be a man right? I'm sure. Yeah. No way that you would have come out with that like on the spot. Like God, when he was going for what are you? How many idiots? There's a cool video with those a Frank made the earth sandwich a cool. They

Frank did that. Yeah, that's what gamer 314 and chat is saying get the fuck out of here. Say Frank who is famous from being like one of the first viral stars on the internet did stuff. And now he's like the guy behind everything at Buzzfeed. He's a Frank Spinner. Oh, fucking never. He we met him for the first time at the machine. I'm a festival in 2003.

They had an entry. I don't know if you were at that one. I was not. It was the first event that we did at the Lincoln Center, which is when they invited us back to do the big event for when they debuted season two at Lincoln Center, but they had a machine them a night night because it was like this new art form that people were talking about. And say Frank made one with Paul Marino.

He made a thing. So he's such a little bit of everything back when machinima was art. The big fan is a Frank. He had his thing called the show. It's called the show was a vlog like a show. And it had every day for a year, he did this thing. And then he had a really cool business model that he kind of discovered like three months before the end

where he didn't have ads on it, but people could just buy what they called candy. And they were like little rubber ducks. Oh yeah, remember? And they would be below the video frame. And then when you mouseed over it, it had a little message. So you could buy a message, but they were kind of like ads that any person could buy and it was really cool That was a really cool business model and man you get to like the last

15 20 videos as it was like winding down Bunch of candy. Yeah so many of those ducks so freaking many of those ducks That in the million dollar homepage kid. Smartest guy ever. Smartest kid ever. Fucker. Million dollar homepage. He had a homepage which was. It's still up. Is it?

It has to be right? That's part of the deal. It had like so many pixels. Like it was. It had a million. It had a million pixels. Yeah. And you could buy a pixel on the million dollar homepage

for a dollar. That was the whole premise. Wow. That's fucking brilliant. Did he make a million? There it is. He made a million dollars. He sold.

Oh my god. There it is. So then people are buying multiple tickets. Some of these were making it. So some of these were like, look at that red one with the green and the blue and yellow squares. Yeah. That's for websites.

She's thousand. Probably. Yeah, there's like probably like golden casinos in there. Yep. Up on the top left. How many of those are just random pixels? I wonder. Why has no one else done this? I think other people have tried to do it since then.

Why haven't we tried to do it? And you can link it. If you got up to, if you got, if you've got certain amount of square footage, then you could also put a link. Yeah, great. Yeah. It's a good, brilliant idea.

It's a lot of living places. It was a young kid too. I think he did it to pay for college. Yep. Wow. And what college costs a million dollars. Well, I'd be, I thought you don't have to go to. Exactly right.

I could go to the college and fuck you. I'm not going. I got a million bucks. Yep. That's what I would do. I remember I was setting up a bank account for my college tuition, like in college stuff. Like, student loans that I was going to be getting and I came in and then the guy was like, yeah, I just had a client just before you who won the lottery and was like, cool. Thanks for letting me know that.

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Broad in a way that it's like a lot of people who qualify for it. So middle and low income are just middle income. Oh, I'm sure it was one. Part of my reaction was like, oh, that's bullshit. And then the other half's like, no, like we should do that because no one should be subjected to it. Families that earn less than $130,000 a year.

That's middle income, $130,000. Wow. Family. So families that earn $130,000 or less, and students with families income of $65,000 or less or receive free tuition plus grants covering the full cost of room, board and fees. Damn. That's two people making $70 a year, 65K a year each. Starting fall 2019. And that's middle.

Good for them. That's awesome. So I tweeted about it like last week or whenever, whenever they announced it. And I had a couple of replies that were just infuriating. One was, as long as the government doesn't have to pay for it. And then the other one was, oh, see how they reply. There's another reply that really missed the mark on it. Shit, I got a thing of, I get it.

Oh, is it? Usually it up. I'll look it up. But it's just like people like, even when it's something like free college, oh no, the other reply was, it's not actually free. It's covered by grants. I hate that.

Semantics. What do you want? It's like someone's gonna go to college and not have to pay. What do you want to go? Someone who might not have been able to go to college before now gets to go to college. Yeah, it's super admirable. And I think that's fucking awesome.

I've been noticing a lot of my friends been doing this and I had like data limitations because I was traveling. I got a Twitter for a bit and it was real nice. I have had trouble posting on Twitter lately. I just don't, I'm like down to like once every seven days at this point. There's like a bunch of fucking assholes on Twitter There's like a bunch of fucking assholes on Twitter. Who's a bunch of fucking assholes on Twitter?

I think also in the world. Yeah, it's true. In Twitter, like, just highlights a lot of negativity. And in Namity, it really helps with that. It's like, I definitely see the people who are like, no real name, no real photo, who like, I want to, you know, I'm gonna fight you online. I don't care.

Like, yeah. What they're really something to do is something that gets more popular. It reaches a certain critical mass, and then it's just like everybody gets on board, and then it's something that's kind of sucks. Yeah. Reddit was like that too, I feel like.

It was this kind of thing that took over for DIG, and DIG was kind of this niche thing, and now it's just kind of like the forum for the entire internet, even on the front page of Reddit, it's called itself the front page of the internet. Oh, it's fucking very arrogant title to call your own company, the front page of the internet. Fuck you. Million dollar home page. That's the internet. But yeah, but now it's just like, I read Reddit threads and it's, it's, it's, I sometimes can't even make sense of what

fucking people are trying to say. Yeah. And they get fucking really mad at each other and argue semantics, and it's just Too much when switching over to Instagram because you can like delete comments, which is nice So if you have an asshole and they're just oh You can delete so there's somebody's response. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're acknowledging them Well, and then block them. Yeah, yeah, I mean I'll just like well Yeah, what do they say what What do you get that it was asked? We'll call it you. For me, it might differ for other people, but I don't know, it's just like any shitty thing about

my body or something. Yeah, yeah, I'm so fucking tired of, now I'm not going to say it in airline because then it's just going to invite a whole bunch of people to read the world wind. Right? It's like, it's almost like if people know it bothers you, though, oh, yeah, definitely then it's just gonna be inevitable, a bunch of people. You have to read the whirlwind, right? It's almost like if people know it, bothers you though. You take that back out. You take that back out. You take that back out.

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You take that back out. You take that back out. You take that back out. You take that back out. You take that back out. You take that back out. You take that back out. You take that back out. You know, it's like, yeah, you can say you're opinion all you want, but if you're not going to put up, you know, you're not going to put your face on it, it doesn't mean anything. Yeah. Yeah. I stand by what I say on the internet, you know, like you know, who is saying it? Is that a faceless egg or whatever the fuck the default profile avatar is now? No, maybe you come out from behind that cushy VPN you've got going.

You're not stealing my ones and zeros. Then maybe we'll see how brave you are at the protection of your VPN. There was a, so we were talking about rice when we think about Houston. It's like about food. I saw a crazy headline over the weekend, where I guess the first robot sex brothel in the United States is opening up in Houston. That's game changer. Sweet. That's game changer. Sweet.

That's game changer. I suspect it would have been vagus if anybody. Wait, wait, sex robot brothel. Yeah. So what is that? What's a sex robot? It's a robot you can fuck. So, like, but is it like a real doll kind of situation?

Yeah, like a real doll kind of thing. More like just... Apparently there's... Pits of metal. There's versions with AI. Like like respond to you. You know what that question. Yeah.

If it was you are the, you're a christening this sex spot with your champagne bottle of gum. It is the first time that this thing will have had contact with a penis. Do you have sex with it? That sounds like a question we should ask the audience. Oh, do we have sex with the robot?

Oh, God, we've got to get it. We're really weird. Would you have sex with a robot? Would you have sex with a robot? Go to roostee.com slash play. On a intelligent robot. A machine. Cause like, right.

We get into, I get into this talk I think it was a lot like Westworld is cheating Yeah, the robot I mean, I don't have such that robot. I'm just glad they didn't use gork Gorker to make a nose I know I think I would do it. I think I would oh my god The yeses are catching up. Yeah, but most of these people would have such with the human either So it's like they might be going with track record Humans are gross. I'm an in cell robot What

name a fictional robot that you would have sex with oh what's the the maid from Jetson You know I quick not to Not big enough, thank you. But I watched the forbidden planet. The forbidden one. Yeah. The new one, they made for Netflix. Oh, lost, lost in space. Lost in space.

Lost in place. Lost in place. Lost in this was a confusion I have. I didn't know the lost in space robot. I thought that was Robbie the robot. No, no, no. The robot's a totally different robot. I had two iconic robots, confused.

I think that's common. Is it? Yeah, a lot of people have that. Yeah, who I would have sex with. had two iconic robots, confused. I think that's common. Use it? Yeah, a lot of people have that. Yeah, who I would have sex with. Like Danger will robinson. I thought that was what Robbie the robot said. From Interstellar, Tars. Just the big, oh Tars, so.

Six yes, voice too. You could turn his comedy up. Yeah. That was good. What do we got? That's one percent. Yeah, I would do it. I'd fuck a terminator.

There was a lot going on here though. You could shave, but how so? Well, it's a robot and some brothel. So you got to cross the line of would you have sex in a brothel? With a rabbit. With a rabbit. With a rabbit.

With a rabbit. And also would you pay for sex? Those are two dishes and dishes. How successful do you think these things are gonna be? Cause like, you're not, it's shacking., two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, I hope you're protecting your data so nobody knows whether or not you'd fuck a robot We turn on you This brothel whose job is to clean the Roma I mean it could I bet I bet they'll have some sort of lining that changes out so they have like a new lining Like shedding skin and then they have to like justenfact. Hey, there's sex dolls now.

Yeah, but you're sharing this one. Oh, I mean, they're probably the bit, right? The bit you use, you can change it out. I mean, probably all the bits that you use. I bet when you're like walking out of the room, it's like, thank you. And it's just like, and it's just creating everything.

It just gains from the encounter. Oh, okay, hot. I feel like their website's not loading, okay. I can look up more information. I feel like male sex bots are easier to design than female sex bots, but I feel like female sex bots are hiring demand. I feel like it's probably easier to use a female sex bot.

The easier you use one, it's a little more dangerous with the male one. I'm like, you're like a jackhammer. Yeah, because then it's like, you have to like place it inside you first and then be like, all right, go. To like slowly ramp it up. Yeah, right.

Yeah, that's a subtle scary. I think, you know, it's like a step up from a vibrator though, right? I mean, people have been using machines for sex for a long time. Is it just the like, genitals that it's doing, or can you like have like modes,

where it's like, nah, nah, nah, nah. Like, yeah. What, what do you do? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, Genitals that is doing or can you like have like modes where it's like What is he doing you to get a lawn on here? What are robot tongue would be made out of I don't know they have a They have like They have a what's it called what's it called the bus lights? Oh silicone? Yeah, they have mouth flesh lights They have like a silicone tongue in it. So, ah, do you think it'll go to like, fuck the whole day?

I feel like I see that before. Oh, go on. The hollered presidents, you know, like Disney robots. You think that they'll make them like that good? We're like, all right, that was good. They're that very good. What the hell are you talking about? They're like shitty robots.

No, they're all right. Well, they, they're from a distance. They have those masks. You don't fuck them a distance, dude. No, they're all right. From a distance, they have those masks. You don't fuck them a distance, dude. You get right up on that. Maybe not for you. You see these icons, but. Oh, baby.

What? These super realistic masks. Yeah. They have those. I've seen some Trump ones. Yeah, the Trump, there's a Putin, and there's a... Kim Jong-un. Yeah, and they look all-hanked.

Yeah, and they look scarier realistic. And without even ever having to change their expression, you know, because they're masks, but they look scarily realistic. And without even ever having to change their expression, you know, because they're masks, but they look very realistic. They do some of the babies as well. I've seen those. The baby one, yeah, I've seen that too. By the way, in my three hours visiting the Moscow Airport, as soon as I walked in the first gift shop,

Russian nesting dolls, and Trump, and like, Baron Trump, and all those things, it's pretty funny. Really? They like Trump over there? Yeah. They embrace like all the Soviet Union stuff. They had a bunch of like hammer and sickle, even the arrow float had. But I remember here, I was like, five or even a half, four hours somewhere on there.

Didn't connect to the Wi-Fi. Why would it be weird to have a hammer and sickle when you're in Russia? Well, it just surprised me and I guess like the best I can equate it to like in America would be like the Confederate flag Because it was like a remnant of the old days Maybe which I would say a lot of people would you be shocked to see the Confederate flag? Whether or not you agree with it. It wouldn't be shocking for you to see it somewhere in the South like this day

Age a little bit more. I think it's a more surprising to see it But yeah, back in the day I see it all the time. Yeah, I'm still shocked that That flag gets flown it was like an insurrection movement against the government we live in now. Yeah. Like all other politics aside, just looking at it from a war perspective, it's an enemy combatant we fought against who even it was our own people,

but it's an uprising that got quashed. It is. Yeah. Civil wars are also kind of weird too, because you've got to all live together. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, we're going to be our own country. It's like, no.

All right, then now we're in the same country and we all hate each other. So I think there's a lot of like, play skating and compromising that takes place. Yeah, for like 150 years. I know, it's still a long time. It just gets, well, then then it becomes institutional, right? Yeah.

So I can't talk to them. I'm just boring. it's broke. We have we had an early start to me rabbits Yeah, we started at 8 a.m. Today Like normal like a real job dude. My I am so fucking All our days long day long jet lag though that I'm like totally working it to my advantage I woke up at like six am early, which is kind of nice. Yeah, I'm feeling good I hope I can keep this morning thing. Do it. Like working out the morning, I have the whole rest of the day

to go watch studio ghibli movies or whatever. It's pretty awesome. Is that all right? No, just like this weekend, because Trevor and I also got back from London on Thursday afternoon. And like we've been waking up naturally at like 7.30 a.m. every day.

It's great. Which I know is like very average, but to like especially on the weekend, it's not typical. but it feels good because then you feel so productive and like you get a lot done early in the morning and then have the afternoon to do more shit. I really like to get on Saturday mornings because it makes the sleep and ashes. So I know Gavin's awake, like nine in the morning. Gavin's really early starter? Oh yeah.

Yeah. Well, I don't think he's that early. It's that Megan actually sleep late on the weekends. Yeah, I can't sleep late any more. I just feel like such a waste. Yeah, did you see a total rose getting re-released to the theater for 30th anniversary? He's at the big rabbit with the brown thing. Yeah, it is the big rabbit with the brown thing.

He's the Ghibli logo. No, but I do have a box of blue rays. I went to the Ghibli museum wall in Japan and like instantly on the spot, bought all the blue rays on. Was that your I was in Japan and instantly on the spot, bought all the Blue Rays, I'm on top. Was that your first time in Japan? Yes. How was it? It was really fun.

I don't want to talk too much about it because I feel like I've been talking everybody's ear about it. I kept Pokemon. I did. We actually had a look into the Pokemon centers at a really fun interaction. There was that.

Is that like a, it's just like a Disney store before Pokemon. It's just like non-stop Pokemon merch. It's just non-stop Pokemon merch. But I was walking out in this guy's spot of me and he's like, oh, American, I was like, yeah, and he's like, do you want to trade? And I was like, oh, hell yeah. And we started trading exclusive,

region exclusives. Are there more than farfetched? They have farfetched, I think, some bug Pokemon that's music related, but he was like, he wanted Taurus, and he wanted Mr. Mime. No, but I caught a Mr. Mime in Russia, that was the only thing that I... I caught a Mr. Mime, we were in London. I think it's fucking creepy, dude.

It's also hard to find, I didn't see anyone else in England. Yeah. But it was a really cool moment, though, this guy and I like didn't even speak the same language, never met each other, we're bonding over this stupid app. How could you tell you weren't from Japan? I don't know, I wonder how. That must have been an amazing trip, by the way. Yeah, I was a little...

You even talked to the audience this year off about it. Yeah, just my friends. I did, I was just trying to encourage you to talk about it. Oh, okay. Well, you know, like a hot spring? Yeah, in Hikone, that was a lot of fun. It did that so aggressively.

Try and get in there. Good hot spring. Hot spring? My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my favorite story that was a lot of fun. It's so aggressively. Try and get in there. Good offspring. My favorite story that I did while I was there, it's related to Gus. I did the most video game side quest thing, a matchable. I was at your fucking robot. No, not quite. So Gus told me, I was out like out for,

it was like drinks when we were doing the rap party for your vlog, forever go burning. And I was talking to out for, it was like drinks when we were doing the rap party for your vlog for ever go burning. And I was talking to Esther and Gus, and Gus was telling me about this phone booth in Japan that I think you had your first phone call with Esther on it. And you like even said that, yeah, like he, apparently they had some, I can't remember the story, like you would just move there.

What is that? Yeah, that's the pay phone in Tokyo. So, yeah, so. So that was obviously, I revisited it years later, this phone press. Okay, let's not you in the moment. No, so Esther and Gus went back to that same spot to see the phone booth was there.

You look like you're listening to voicemail. Yes. And in lack of emotion. Sorry, no, it's alright. So while I was there, I texted Gus and was like, hey, where was this phone booth and like text me a picture of it? So then when I went there, I like Gus and was like, hey, where was this phone booth and text me a picture of it? So then when I went there, I went to this hotel

just to find it. I found the same thing. Oh, that's awesome. I'm kidding. That's great. I said the photo's the Gus, just like, he didn't ask for him, but I was like, hey, here you go, bud.

It's just so weird, like, you called Esther to revisit that space. Yeah. Did you call Esther? I didn't call Esther. Have you ever called Esther before? No. So it would have been your first phone call to Esther.

What? Quite an international and pay like five bucks a minute. I just made your story worth. Sorry, I gotta go back. Now you gotta go back and call Esther. Everyone should go to that phone and call Esther for the first time. I don't think I've ever spoken to Esther on the phone.

I don't know how that would have happened. Well, I wrote her her phone number on the bottom of it. So if anybody wants to. Yeah, people could just go to that one. It's cool. You gotta go, just find the green phone in Tokyo. Did you try to find a gym when you were in Japan that you had to like take a bus to get to?

Pokemon gym? No, like an actual gym. An actual gym. Yeah, they're really strict about it. They don't, they want you to bring like outside shoes. They don't like tattoos. No tattoos, man. But yeah, I found the golds gym.

That was like downtown. You have tattoos? Downtown Tokyo. Yeah. Is Tokyo, wait, what do you mean? Like, what do you mean downtown? That's a weird. Yeah, I guess downtown Tokyo. It was like right next to Tokyo station. Is that not considered downtown? I don't know. I've just never heard anyone refer to it's a part of Tokyo is downtown. I can't understand what you're saying. Don't tell

the answer. Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway, it's Well anyways, the fun of Goldstein there and it worked out You left them a good yelp review because they were very nice. Did you in English? Yeah, cuz that's how I found it some other guy was like hey if you're foreign you need a place to work out Here's a one I imagine it would be really nice working out at a gym in Japan. Everyone's probably very polite They were also the biggest guy there, which maybe feel real good. Yeah, yeah, so I stayed at the I stayed at the hotel, we had Gavin, I had a layover of one night. So we got a room together at the romantic sex. Nice. We got at the hotel from Lost in Translation, the Bill Murray Scarlett Johansson movie.

And yeah. So I had in downtown. Super. It's downtown, right in the middle of downtown. Super nice hotel. So much so that it was in the middle of downtown. Super nice hotel. So much so that it was like the level of service was off-putting. We've talked about it before, like we'd walked

on the hallways and everyone would stop working. Like the housekeeping staff would stop and they would wait and watch you. Yeah, and they would know where they were bowed. Yeah, they would stop what they were doing as you watch the walker mind, you're like, please don't, please continue. And then in the gym, like while I'm on the treadmill,

someone was wiping down the treadmill. Like if I sweat a little bit and drops, and I'm like, were they wiping your footsteps on the floor? Yeah, please, I can handle this. I'll wipe it down, I'll wipe down the equipment when I'm done. Geez.

Yeah. I have so, then I was so self-conscious about, like one drop of sweat. It's the part of the treadmill, it's not the moving track. It's like we're on the side. And suddenly someone's there and they're wiping and I'm like, oh my gosh, please, you're killing me.

It's a lot of pressure because they're just watching you work out. A little bit. But I didn't have any impression of that until that moment happened. You know, Malfa said, they're just there. We actually ran into a bunch of rooster-seath people who are out there and it was great because they were like, what the fuck are you guys doing here?

But my favorite interaction was we went to, I think he was like, super potato, or something, he was like, this big toy store. I kinda wanna super potato. And they have like multiple floors. And you know, like, oh, this is the retro one, this is the model kit's floor, this is like the action figure's floor.

They had a, like, just sex figures, just like porn and like big, boobied anime girl. What's cultural though? They like. And we ran into a Rupertie fan there, and we were all like, hey. Yeah, but that's just, I mean, that's cultural. Like, it's weird where people draw lines.

Yeah. You know? I mean, it was the funniest interaction I think I've ever had with a community member, because we're all just like, eh porn. And just like, well, I mean, they were there too too, right? Yeah, you guys are all sharing this moment together Okay, did you share recommendations for sex porn toys sex porn toys? Yeah, sex porn toys bottom Yeah, that's that's our hang up. That's not there. So that's like no. Yeah, it's just different though. Mm-hmm

Like they blur pubic care Right what is the cross area? Cross area, yeah. They blur it even in porn. Even in full on porn. Which is why hand-tie, like, tentacle stuff exists. Oh, it's so it is. Yeah, it gets around that.

So that means it's tentacle specifically? No, head-tie, I think it's just more broad. I've never seen that. I've never seen that. You're still in water right now? Yeah. Yeah, let's popping on. And then we'll pop one off.

Nice, let's get a sex robot in here. Mm. Oh yes, baby. Have you ever had a technical attachment on them? Like, it doesn't have to necessarily be human, right? Like at that point, you can just go like, whatever you want once you have like a robot. I would absolutely fuck a robot by the way.

I don't think I made that clear before. Tentacle would be so cool. I would absolutely fuck a robot by the way. I don't think I made that clear before. Tentacle would be so cool. I would absolutely fuck a robot. Be so pointy. What would you do to it? With consent. Okay. So if you're like,

Yes, smart birdie. Listen, I'm a big believer that artificial intelligence once it comes around, it's like, that'll be an issue. That'll be a thing. Might seem kind of weird for us to talk about now, but absolutely. Yeah.

Do you think that'll be like the next big civil rights movements is robot? No, I think a lot of stuff between them. We need a big human stuff for this. Yeah, true. It just seems, it's crazy to me. Clones, they're like every group has to go through it. It's like every group.

It just doesn't matter. Any disenfranchised category of person is just like, we gotta figure out why these few people should be allowed to do what they want to do. I mean, have we done this like 5,000 times already? We gotta work through the same process with every fucking group. Over and over.

It's crazy. Or the same group. Again. Like the same group. It circles back around. Like we're busy working on other groups and then it comes back around. So it's like, how about just everybody's mind

their own business have fun and, you know, do their best? There was a segment on last week tonight, last night, where they talked about Facebook and the spreading of like misinformation and hate speech via Facebook and how people in other countries can, or even here, I guess, really latch on to it. There's real world consequences where riots and people are getting injured or killed over misinformation they read about on Facebook, about a group of people. Wow. It's great. The whole thing in Myanmar with the Rohingya people, having the essentially genocide,

getting forced out of the country because they're Muslims in a Buddhist country. It's like that all started because people were posting fake shit on the internet. Wow. And everybody's got access to it. I saw a thing. In fact, they said, sorry, last thing.

This scary thing in that particular case in Myanmar, they use the word Facebook and internet interchangeably. Oh, really? Yeah. Like I Google internet for a lot of people. Right, it's kind of interchangeable. Yeah, so it's like, it's ingrained to that level. Like Myanmar?

Yeah. You'll always be Burma. Burma. I hear about the socialization matter for last week tonight, and I never understand how they're able to make it funny. Like that show just fucking... Yeah, I mean, it's like depressing, I'm really like, he'll tell a joke,

he'll be like, yeah, that's funny, but we just talked about like 750,000 people being displaced from their home was because of fake information on Facebook. I'm sorry. I feel a little guilty laughing right now. If you wanna feel really depressed and laugh at the same time for 30 minutes every week,

I highly recommend last week tonight. But, yeah, but also it's like super dark stuff can be great grounds for humor as well. Do you ever see the Nathan Fuee clip where he gets on this weird tangent with this guy and talks about drinking urine? You gotta, you gotta. I must have seen it,

because I've just never seen that show. Just look it up. Don't watch his argument. It's one of the, it's one of the only times that people claim that that guy his almost broken character or clearly broken character. Do you all want anything for you? I see an episode or two.

I yeah, same. God, that show is amazing. I don't know how you make it through because you have a hard time. I have to pause it sometimes. He directed and wrote some of the Sasha Baron Cohen, who is America episodes. No, really.

Yeah, he was involved with some of that. Is that stars I haven't seen? He's got a show time. So I'm assuming him. Yeah. Yeah, he was involved with some of that that stars I haven't you get to show time. I have a few in him. Yeah It was the guy who lost the Alabama Senator Senator race I don't remember his name anymore when I was in the self-defense thing where he's like yelling no no no the one who He he's playing the character with the pedophile detector and it kept going off around him. Oh shit

I think their defenses we'd never called him a pedophile. The detector was just going off. It was buzzing. The thing that thing we established as an authority indicated that he was a pedophile. Yes, no god damn it. Chef gobble The more more I don't know if it's a part of it. Yeah, that's really more that's you're suing him. Yeah, I must have missed that part of the article We're just like I'm just skimming headline.

I'm always so impressed with people who could just stick to a character like that, like Nathan, for you, even like the Mega 64 guys, they're so good at sticking to character and not breaking at all. Yeah, but that doesn't make the Mega 64 people good. Like, I don't like any of them. Sorry, Eric's from...

All right. Hi, Eric. Okay, bye, Eric's from all right. Hi, Eric. Okay, bye, Eric. Yeah, you got your seat. Can I get your opinion on something? Nope, season traveler since we're talking about Japan travel and everything else. I mean, I just went around the world. So go. Farbs always fucking traveling.

There was one point where we you were. I said platinum prove. Nice. You were on the road because we've done that. We've stepped up like all the promotions with the voice actresses from Ruby. There was a point I think you went 12 weekends in a row. Or something. It was in the summer.

I think between June and end of August, I think we did eight or nine conventions. Yeah, generally that period. It was fucking insane. It was brutal because I would leave Thursday night, do the convention Friday Saturday Sunday, come back Sunday night and then come back to work on Monday. Yep.

And that would happen weekend after weekend. And it was considered your weekend, but you were in another place working. Yeah. I admit, cons are fun, but cons are also, they take away a lot of energy. It's a lot of work.

It's hard because you want to give all of yourself to everyone you meet and give everyone an experience of meeting. It's intense, a lot of energy. It's a trailer and yeah. And so even if you're low energy for one person, I don't ever want to give someone that experience. So you always have to be like on your top.

That's a small part of your experience, but it's the entirety of their experience. Yeah, it's a. They're going to see Nathan Philly in the after you. So when we're at, uh, uh, we had the platinum party at RTX London and, you know, normally we go in, we meet up with everybody, we talk and stuff like that, but we have this side area where staff can go

for food and stuff like that. And at this specific place, we went to, they had three bowling lanes. And just for you guys. Just for us. And I remember walking in, where I was just kind of filing in like way to go out. And I suck at bowling,

but I just immediately picked up a bowling ball, rolled it, and immediately rolled a strike. And I was like, that's not going to happen to me. I turned around and went and started talking to people and I was like, that's it? Yeah, and then Jeremy was like, you gotta stay in play now. I'm surprised by the number of people that we work with who had never been bowling. Really? Like who? There's a couple of different people.

Call them out, shame them. Was they Brysinger had never been bowling? No. Really? I can't remember, but what a bricinger had never been bull. No I can't remember but there's people there that had never been bowling I was Jeremy's first time bowling really maybe that's why he was so impressed. I mean I heard of these strikes Bullying so I played that Mario Kart to be our while I was there dude. I wish I'd played that yeah It looked really good. Was it fun? It was a lot of fun. You know you should look around It was cool because like when you get the power-ups, you have to grab at them with your arm,

then you hold onto them. And when you want to use them, you have to throw them at someone. Oh, nice. They always go like the green shell, you have to like aim. You have kind of the, like you're doing like this. You have hand trackers on. Okay, you have hand trackers. They also had a horror VR game,

and I remember every now and then you just hear someone scream. Yeah, I remember that from last show, I guess it was in the same venue. I didn't get to go because I was taking advantage of the UK healthcare system. Nice. Oh yeah, Marb got sick. They told me that if you year, I guess it was in the same venue. I didn't get to go because I was taking advantage of the UK healthcare system. Nice. Oh yeah, Margot's sick. They told me that if you, like I was up there when I was waiting for the Mario Kart thing, that some of the employees were running that VR stuff, I guess they were like wrist-cheats fans

and when I was like, hey, do you want to see what they're seeing in the VR thing? In the horror VR thing? I said, yeah, like, look, there's some little monitor hidden right here. You could see what they're all seeing. So I went over and peaked and it was like, you could see what it was. It was like, hot in the house. What I saw was like, there was like a guy walking around and like trying to find them and like picking them up

and like killing them and stuff. Like very like a saw or like some horror movie kind of deal. Yeah. I don't have many traditions, but one of my traditions on the internet is there's a website for a haunted house and other haunted houses are picked it up where they post photos. You know, like, when you're on a couch mountain, you go down the hill and they take a photo of you.

Yeah. There's one where it's right at the end and there's a big scare. Something jumps out. Like, what do you think everything's over? And then they snap a flash photography of people who are scared. They're the best fucking images. Because it's like genuine fear. It's just like mouth and gate. I exactly hold it on to each other. People like grabbing each other's face. Yeah. Is it like a mechanized thing? Like the thing you're suffering. I don't even know.

I imagine it's mechanized because getting like a human reaction to that. Yeah. Oh my God. These are great. Like the girl in the middle of the best. I was talking to Miles. He said he used to work at a haunted house.

Jesus Christ. And it's also dark. Yeah. It's completely dark when they snap the photo and they do hit them with a flash They have any more of those. Oh, there's a You get lost. There's there's thousands one and every year they post you know this time a year How do I have to start back up again? So you say you can just browse those guys? I feel like I wouldn't want that picture of me to exist. I wouldn't want to be there because that's like

Miles told me about how he works at a haunted house. And he was like, the jump scare in one of the rooms. And he said they scared a family. And the dad immediately put his child in front of him. Oh my God. And he was like, this is really awkward. I could have killed Martin Sheen's career campaign in the Dead Zone.

Remember that? It was Stephen King movie? Chris Polocken? I don't remember that movie. I don't remember that movie. Just spoiler. One time I went to a that movie. I don't remember that movie. Spoiler. One time I went to a haunted house,

I think like a university student or something in LA. It was Jeff and I. We were there and we were just fucking around. And we were like, there was like a big group people who go in at once. And we were the last people that they had led in. So we're at the very back of the group.

And right in front of us was this group of Japanese tourists. And so like every now and then, like someone will come up behind you and try to scare you. And they'd like see me and Jeff and I. And they'd like scare us. And we like every now and then, like someone will come up behind you and try to scare you. And they'd like see me and Jeff and I, and they'd like scare us and we'd look at them. And then they would see the tourists up ahead.

And they'd be like push us aside or like get through us to like try to get to the tourists. Oh, yeah. And one of the women became so hysterical that they had to carry her out. Like they had to like exit the haunted house out of a side like private exit. She was screaming a lot.

Yeah, she just collapsed. And she just like couldn't handle it. And they had to like take her out. And then after we finished the whole haunted house out of a side, like private exit. She's just screaming a lot. Yeah, she just collapsed and she just like couldn't handle it. And they had to like take her out. And then after we finished the whole haunted house, she came out and she was there, like in the park just like white bawling. Yeah, and just like she had broken down. Wow, that's fun.

From a haunted house, you know, she's probably in her 20s. Oh wow. Okay, damn. Wow. Yeah, I can't believe, like it would affect you that much. You have the Constitution for it.

Yeah, like you would think if you get that scared and that affected by scary things, don't go to. You wouldn't go, yeah. Oh, on a house. Yeah, so my commissioners. Unless, yeah, you're a pressure dude. That's the same trip where we were on the tour, we were on that tram that takes you

on Universal Studios. Yeah. And you know, they take, like, you would dry pass like the jaws thing. Yeah. All the different attractions. And there's an in, like in the tram, there's like a little television with like a tour guy saying,

oh, there's this happening and that happening. And every now and then, it would seem like the mummy would flash on on the TV. And there was like a little boy sitting next to us who would start getting worried, he was there with his money, go, it's the mummy. It's the mummy. And the mummy, like, no, no, it's okay.

It's not, look, look, it's fine. Look at the TV. And the little boy was like super freaked out and every time like, it's you the mummy a little bit. She was like, no, no, no, no, it's okay. It's not, look, look, it's fine. Look at the TV. And the little boy was like super freaked out and every time like, you see the mummy a little bit. She was like, no, no, look, look, it's normal. And then like the ride breaks. And you have to, like, it's all scripted of course. And you have to go through like this other part

of the park, you don't normally go to. And it was all themed mummy. And it was like, scarabitles and everything. And he just lost. Yeah. He just kept screaming screaming not the mummy. And the mother at that point, she just gave up. She was like, she'd been trying to

fill in the whole time and then they were just in the shit. Like they were in the mummy. Maybe dinosaur from that show dinosaur. So her's were like, not the mama. Not the mummy. Not the mummy, not the mummy. But how crazy is the kid in the 2000s could be scared of the mummy.

You know, it's like of all things. I hate scary movies. Yeah, but the mummy. I think, like, when you're a kid, you might have like that one thing that scares you. Yeah, that's true. That was super scared of zombies. Well, you said you were gonna ask us.

I was gonna ask you, I wanted to defend an advance or on this. Okay. We all travel lots. We all travel, right? Okay. Explain situation, I'm explaining it calmly to you, and then we're all gonna make it your big deal out of it.

Okay, so I'm leaving the hotel, I'm gonna rush. It was a very long trek for me to get back to the airport. As you know, in London, if you take a cab, it takes two hours, shut up with your, we'll talk about your trip. Shut up with the train stuff. We took a train, we were fine.

But it took us an hour and a half cab ride to get from London Heathrow to our hotel. That was infuriating. Then I went to a Halo event that night, hour in the cab there, hour back. It was eight miles an hour. Yeah, eight miles an hour. Wow.

See who's eight miles an hour. Eight miles an hour. Eight miles an hour. We did the same math. And okay. It was a very complex math. So did the same math. And, okay. A very complex math. So, I was nervous about getting back to London. I had to get trained to London.

I was leaving from France, going to the channel. Where's the stand for? Channel tunnel. Okay. We saw the mystery. That's like there was like a chud thing. It's a chubby tunnel. It's not the chubby tunnel.

It's the chubby tunnel. What does chud stand for? Creature, fuck. Can't, can't, can't, can't, a cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers? Something like that. It's cannibalistic. It's like a, it's like a,

it's like a urban, yeah, I live in the sewer, like, mold people. Anyway, I didn't see any of those in the channel. Mold. So we're safe. I was nervous about doing it. So checking, I, this is,

and the course when you're traveling internationally. Kind of a holistic humanoid underground roller. It was a chance. Cannibalistic. Yeah, it was, got it. Gotta get up really early. Like every day was super early for me in London,

like getting up, getting up to go there, I got like, like, five a.m. We got on the bus at like, 815. Yeah, but like on the travel days, like I had to be up and out of the hotel by like 515. Holy fuck. In order to get on the train to get to London, get the train station there,

and then take what was the underground at Gus's behest, all the way across London, get the London Heathrow. And we're gonna give myself enough time to catch my flight by noon, so I get up early to do that. It was five in the morning. Here's what I did. I walked down, it was a nice hotel.

I enjoyed it very much. It came with the recommendation. I won't say the name of the hotel. It came with a recommendation, Mr. Troy Baker, friend of ours. He used lovely recommendation, one of hotel. He is great recommendation. Everything was great. I'm walking out past the front desk and I think I'm going to check out. I'm going to rush. I'm going to check out because it is in the hotel's best interest to know when guest leave. Otherwise you just walk out Then clean the room and flip it. Yeah, then they got to figure out like two hours after you've gone Oh, this they're gone now. We can you know give the room to somebody else So I think it's a nice courtesy to stop and do checkout and I want to check in early even though it's in a huge rush

You've been in that boat. Why the fuck do they punish you by making that process so fucking crazy long to check out? You should just be like, hey, I'm leaving. Is this the room? I'm leaving. That's it. I just want to tell you I'm leaving

so my room's free. And then you got to go through like this and this. Did you get anything from the mini-barts? Like I walk out of hotels all the time and don't check out. Right. Nothing goes wrong. Have you ever had this thing?

Who would you're going to do for me if I just walked past you? And do that. My least favorite part of the process I don't know if you've ever had this thing? Who would you're gonna do for me if I just walked past you? And do that. My least favorite part of the process, I don't know if you've ever had this, is you say I wanna check out, okay? And they'd like print a bill and they hand it to you

and they're like, does that look correct? Like yes, okay? And then they take that and throw that away. And they're like, what are you doing? Oh, that was just the invoice. Not even print the actual receipt out or you've run the test. It's like, what are you running out?

Why do you do that? Just let me sign that one. I've never had that long of an experience checking out. First of all, I barely, I rarely check out of hotels. I don't know, we've run the further. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah. Just let me sign that one. I've never had that long of an experience checking out. First of all, I barely, I rarely check out of hotels. Usually just walk out. So is it rude to walk out?

No? No, I don't think so. Right. So I should put that out of my head. I'm out of control. If you're really concerned, do it on the TV. I don't turn the box. I usually just drop the keys in the key drop box

that they sometimes have in some places or leave them in the room and then I'm done Yeah, but this is a key card. Then it's disposable. They don't know. It's your thing, but Jake. Yeah, do they? No, I don't think so sometimes there's some hotels that like express check out We just like write your room number on an envelope put your keys in there and drop it off Yeah, I'm leaving walk out and we've been but if I do like actually check out It's usually just like okay, well you've already put a card down for the incidentals, you're good. Yeah, and I'm like trying to get an Uber

is like 15 minutes to get out. I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm now in this process. Now if I walk away, I'm an asshole, right? Right, right. I gotta go. You ever read the tales from the front desk subreddit? No, it's awesome.

People who work hotel front desk. Oh, I said, nightcare. What's the call, tales? I bet this is tails from the front desk. Yeah, it's like, it's one of my favorite subreddits. Yeah, check it out. Yeah. You ever do the thing where you like walk down,

the hallway or going to the elevator, and housekeeping's like, work in the room, like three doors down for me, and you're like, walk by and you're like, take a look in, just so you can walk by, like, little side eye. What the fuck are people doing in their hotel rooms? It's fucking insane.

Like, what other people's here? It's like, oh, first of all, always bottles of booze, like either beer or whatever, and tons of it. Do people just go to their hotel rooms and just party like maniacs? I'm just like a normal hotel room, which is the bed and the wall. You know, it's like a penthouse.

And they're ballin'. I have a question about room service. Go ahead. And I don't know if this happens to you guys. There's often times when I'm staying at a hotel for a number of days, and I don't want room service most days. I reuse, I'll-

You talk about like housekeeping. Housekeeping, yeah. Oh, sorry, yeah, housekeeping. Oh, you know what I'm talking about? Ooh, I was thinking about that. Yeah, that's fine. I meant housekeeping my bad. I guess like service your room.

Got you when I'm thinking about. When I called myself a Native American on the halo. What? Life stream? Yeah, because I was surrounded by a bunch of English people. And I said, I got appointed as the only Native American here. Frank, he was like, I think maybe he's reading that. Oh, no.

So we all make words mistakes. You said it made sense in context, but it was so, like, a fucking hell. But this happens to be almost every time I say to a hotel where I'm leaving my hotel room and housekeeping is doing some other room. And I'm leaving and they go, you want a cleaning? I go, oh, no, thank you. They go, oh, you don't want us to clean, you know, nothing. And I'm leaving and they go, you want a cleaning, I go, oh no, thank you.

They go, oh, you don't want us to clean, you know, and they like fight me on it. And I'm like, am I not making your day a little easier by not making the service my room? I can freebie. I think they want to make sure they don't have to come back later. Yeah, but it's just like every hotel,

they always are just like, oh, like you, no, you don't want, no, nothing you sure. And I'm like, really? No, Tom, I'm telling you, I don't want you to clean my room. I have this on, I'm going to go on and do everything clean my room. I have this on my door and everything like that. Did you guys have the red thing in your room?

The strings, the red strings? No. No, no, you were in a accessibility room. Yeah. So like, why, did you pull the red string? Yeah. Did you? What did I do?

You dummy. It can alarm somebody like slip. Like, falls. There's one by the toilet and then there's one by the shower and I was like looking at it for a while. And I was like, is it for like hanging things? And then I just like pulled it and then the light on the top just immediately went like, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba,

started flashing red and I was like, oh shit. And then it was a race to find the phone in the room but my room didn't have a phone. And then like not a minute later, a guy from the front desk is like, you okay? Yeah, fucking bolted up there. He probably was working sick, dude.

What's my son? I think you're on top of some front desk. You're like the first person that I take. You sent that to me. I wasn't even in England yet. Well, I guess I was like, do you know what this is? I thought it would be funny.

I'll send my body. You just go as an idiot. He just called us out. You get a new iPhone? Nah. Neat. My phone's fine. Neat is a SAR or whatever? X is fine neither my phone is fine. X sir. Whatever X is fine

My phone my phone is not uncompromising, but that's fine for us USBC. Did you guys order when you stayed at the hotel London? I rough you stay the same one as us I guess did you order room service at any point you mean food to We've served no no I really do that because I don't like messing with a shit in my room Trevor and I ordered room service I think two or three nights and we got the greatest room service person of all time. What does that mean? He was just like, the only way to describe him was very jolly. He was a short, kind of stout, like, rosy, cheek guy.

And he was just like, oh, hello. I'm coming with you a room service. I don't know what accent it was. But he was so jolly. And then he's like, are you working today? And we'd be like, oh, yeah, don't know what accent it was, but he was so jolly and then he's like, are you working today and we'd be like, oh yeah, we have work because it was the convention. He goes, oh, bad habit, so very bad habit.

And he was like talking about working is a bad habit. Bad habit. Didn't he walk weird too? He walked like this. Like, no joke. Like Trevor's, guys, that's awesome. Yeah. He was very like very.

I don't know how to describe what Barbers doing for the audio podcast listeners. She's like almost like. John T. Walk. I thought her elbows were up and she's like, John T. Lee walking. Like she's in a musical. And so I don't know if this is a bad thing,

but Trevor was out filming something and I ordered room service to see if I would get the guy again basically like this is the only reason I ordered it. And sure enough it was him. And so when I heard the knock at the door, I pressed... How did he knock? Was it a special knock?

It was like a, like a very like, jaunty knock, but I recorded him on my phone, not video, just audio, in hopes of like getting him. And I don't know if it'll play. He'll keep it. I don't play him, don't play him here. Nope, no play him, okay.

Did you know you recorded him? I don't think so. Yeah, I would've played him. I would've listened to this whole whole time. I wouldn't know if it'll play. Nope, nope, okay. Did you know you recorded them? I don't think so. Yeah, I would've played. I would've listened to this whole whole time. I wouldn't play. Trevor was also, sorry, go ahead. My favorite part is that I had the TV on and I wasn't watching anything, but there was a soccer match on.

And I had ordered a burger and a beer. And he was just like, now I opened the best part, the beer. And he like cracks it open and he goes, oh, you got a nice meal a beer and oh That's just so happy Man, I'll play it for you later. I love that man. It's just like a state of mind I'm just gonna be happy Trevor was explaining though that like he got food service and he was doing the chocolate walk And then he Trevor said he like washed him good on the hallway.

And he said as soon as he hit the corner, it's like he just went to regular mode. Yeah, he just started walking around the lane. And he just walked really hard. It's definitely an act that he's putting on. What's your saying? It works. Because we tipped him well.

Well, that's the thing too. It's, I do feel like when I'm in places where there's no tipping, they expect Americans to tip still. Yeah. Which is, I get Americans American stiff and you want that, but it presents a lot of problems, like every fucking cab that I went into in France, their credit card machine didn't work.

Because, right, because of the credit card machine works, and I use my contact list and just tap or whatever, then I'm not getting out cash and just saying, I'll just keep the rest of it. But I feel like nobody has cash in those cities, but I'm not sure. Also, if you're driving a cab and your fucking credit card machine doesn't work, why not tell the person that before they get in the car with you?

Because then they're in the car and you're like, I don't have cash. What do we do now? Well, yeah, what did you do? You didn't mention this before, we only had cash. But I've been in situation for where it's like, I've argued with this is in New York, where I've argued the guy going, I was like,

what makes you think I'm carrying $120 and cash to go to JFK airport from Manhattan? I'm just carrying that amount of money. And he's like, my credit card machine doesn't work. I go, why don't I have cash? So what are we gonna do? He goes, listen to use the credit card. It's sure enough he's got it.

And it somehow works. Somehow it mysteriously works after that. I went to a restaurant and I started talking, I think you heard my accent. He was like, oh, our card machine's not working. And I was like, okay. So then I like whipped it out and on started talking, I think you heard my accent. He was like, oh, our car machine's not working. And I was like, mm, okay. So then I like whipped it out and on the receipt, it's like 12 pounds.

And he was like, that'll be 12 pounds. Like, okay, he said, oh no, cashier only said, all right. So then I like had my bill fold out. He's like, yeah, that's 16 pounds. And I was like, well, it says 12 pounds. And he's like, yeah, there's a service charge. And I was like, service charge for, what? Yeah, I know. And I was like, well, it says 12 pounds, and he's like, yeah, there's a service charge. And I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, well, it says on the receipt, it's 12 pounds, he said, yeah, well, it's for customer service. Did you know like your customer service? And I was like, your customer service was just take the money. It was like the most confusing thing ever.

But it literally one of the only negative experiences and what was otherwise an amazing trip to London. Yeah, you lovely, lovely people. I feel like I had a lot of bad service. I just think Americans are just in the city. Suckers. Yeah, these were marks. I don't think they got their money.

They're going to tip and everything. It happens every, like the two times I've been to London. It's probably two or something general. It's just American tourists. You get seated at a restaurant and then you don't get seen again for another 20, 30 minutes. Yeah, we had dinner on the last night. And we asked for water five times. Get away with them.

Oh, they weren't asked for it. Yeah, asked for it. So could we get some more water? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walk away 20 minutes later, no one comes back. I see the person we asked for water, they're just standing there, kind of looking around. Yeah, nothing to do.

Water. I wonder if I'm an easy mark because my bag literally says for water, they're just standing there, kind of looking around. Yeah. Nothing to do. You want to? I wonder if I'm an easy mark because my bag literally says American tourister on it. I just, I just feel like people just sniping me. Let's fucking fantastic. So I'm not checking out a hotel anymore. That's what I'm learning from this. Yeah. I'm just walking out.

Or just call and be like, listen, I'm getting off the phone in five seconds. I'm leaving the hotel right now. Or just like walk by and go, hey, we're checking out room through a seven bike. Yeah. But what, what, what, did you see that? I also never turned on the TV in my room, and it was a weird thing that was taking place when I see this happen for you guys too. porn, magic we've seen.

We stayed for a week's play. Austin, sometimes they'll give us rooms downtown, right next to convention center, so we don't have to go back and forth in our cars. Yeah. Because we go to like, we've got to be there, yeah. And then early morning and then stay till very late.

Yeah, we have shows afterwards and everything. So it's like they'll give us a place to stay down there. The hotel where they put us was, I was in the fair amount, which is right across from the convention, and everybody else stay there. Put that one. Okay. Did it a weird thing?

Every time I left my room or when they came in and like did the normal service in the room, they then also turned on the TV. And I was like, why would you do that? I have never, I haven't turned a TV on in a hotel. I wish hotels didn't have TVs, honestly. It just seems like it's a waste of space. That's like the only time I ever use a TV

is in a hotel room. Really? We do. Well, it's because I'm using a thing. We're a lot more alone. So I just like having something on to kind of keep me company. You really?

Yeah. But you live the loan for a long time. Yeah, but it's different when it's your place and you have like Netflix or your, you know, sex, whatever it is. I don't know. I like just having the TV on. So I know I told you to check out via the TV earlier. Uh, if you're at all concerned about security, you shouldn't do anything on the TV. Like you should never view your bill or do like any check out.

Yeah, because all that stuff is... You just can't VPN. Yeah, it's, you can't VPN. It's not sent in any encrypted form. And other people in other rooms, if they know what they're doing, can see what you've got in that kind of system. You can't.

Also, we log on to Wi-Fi, make sure you're not, just, computers not discoverable. Yes. Do you mind, like I can't believe, there's nothing about my iPhone that would indicate what it is or that I own it or anything like that. I'd say what's the thing that I often look at and I'm surprised it hasn't led to a huge breach

in some way. So when you read a car, some people connect the Bluetooth to the car to play their music and then it also grabs all your fucking contacts. It grabs your address book. It or it can. From your car.

No, from your phone. Oh. And like when you're playing, when you connect to a rental car with Bluetooth, because it's like the phone function, I was like, hey, call Barbroke, call Burbroke Duncan snack. It wants to be able to do that. So it just grabs all your fucking contacts. Yeah. And it's listed there in the records.

And it depends on the car, depends on the software. But some of you can go like, oh, here's Jamal's iPhone. And you can click on it. It's like, oh, here's all Jamal's contacts. Geez, click on it, it's like, oh, here's all Jamol's contacts. Geez, man. Who's Jennifer Hudson? What's it all to her? She sounds nice.

I think that this is overly paranoid, but when there's like a outlet charger available like on like a plane or a car, I don't use it because it's just like, I don't know what's connected to the other. You mean like a USB? Yeah, like I said, you want to trust this device?

Not like a plug-in. No trust. Yeah, no, I'll use those because it's just electricity, but yeah, I don't know what's connected to the other. You mean like a USB? Yeah. Like we said, you want to trust this device? Not like a plug-in. No trust. Yeah, no, I'll use those because it's just electricity, but yeah, I don't use the USB. Yeah, I mean either. Sometimes if you get an Uber and they're like, you want to charge your phone, I go, oh no, I'm good. I'm like literally 1% of like, I need power.

What are they gonna do there? He says like, safe and data off you? Is that they're gonna do? There's someone who's seeing my butthole pics. He's got a lot of them. Lots. They'll your butthole? If you's got a lot of them. What? They're all your butthole?

I guess you'd have to, if you have an iPhone, I think you'd have to trust the device. I still trust it. Yeah, you gotta say, yeah, trust this device or not. Yeah. And then you click the wrong thing, you know, I got shit. They got an unplug real fast. Yeah.

Then they already got you. You're in the net. They got like 10 years old. They're trying to help you. They're really scared that shit out of me when I was a kid. I thought the internet would be the end of the world. I'm gonna get count. I actually is.

It's getting there. Nevermind. What, you're pointing at me. Play the Spider-Man game? Yeah. Play the Spider-Man game? I am. You guys gotta play the Spider-Man game.

It's so good. And everyone's talking about what they want in Somnack to do next because it was sunset overdrive. Spotermann. Then let the Spider-Man, Spotermann would be fucking dead. That'd be an unlockable suit. Why does there no Spotermann suit? Lost opportunity in Somnack. There's a suit that's not unlockable in Spider-Man. What?

There's a suit. A very iconic Spider-Man suit that's not unlockable in Spider-Man. Iron Spider? I haven't gotten to it yet. Finum? The black and white suit. There's a suit called the secret war suit in Spider-Man. This is not spoiler at all. These are just unlockables that you can put on your dude. And there's a really awesome on the people making videos of you get one that just makes your guy a cartoon. Oh, I like the Lashaded one. That's so funny. Yeah, shirtless Spider-Man. He's in there. I took a selfie with him. But you can't be shirtless. No, you can't be shirtless. Thank God. Who would want to do that? One of the existence. But yeah, they have a spider suit called the secret war suit, but the secret war is suit

That were spider man got the symbiote that was in the first secret wars He got it from a machine. They gave him an amateurs costume is black costume with the white Spider on it which then and the white eyes which then became venom because it was the alien and he thought it was just a really cool suit where he didn't need web shooters or any of that stuff So but then again, they rebooted marble comics like 50 billion times So maybe there's a different secret wars and that's the suit from that secret waiting for the venom movie to come out and smash All box office records. It makes me hope that the good new DLC that has venom Can I miss a shin?

It's quite a dozen matter We're less than three weeks away at this point from Red Dead Redemption 2 and I just think that's gonna fucking take over everything. Yeah That's gonna be such a good fucking game. I have so much confidence in that game coming out That's gonna be incredible that like the next Elder Scrolls are just gonna be like You might just play those you might just play those games for years though. That's what I'm saying You know, it's talking to Lauren's apparently they have like technology to where the horses testicles will change size based on the climate. The temperature.

The temperature is in. That's so fun. Yeah, I actually talked to me about that for way too long. She was a large girl. She was excited. She yeah, she took that to heart. So. All right, well, we need to wrap up here.

But before we go, I feel like I do need to mention the Tiki Mugs are finally gonna be in the store. And also your shirt. Just in time for your September Tiki party, you can get your Tiki Mugs which you've been promoting for like two months. It'll be out tomorrow, which is Tuesday. So if you're watching this live, it's tomorrow, if you're watching this already pre-taped,

it's available. And that beautiful shirt. Oh, but what an advantage, what an advantage for being a first member is that now they got the inside line. Now you can go on the internet and you can share that information if you want to or you can keep it yourself.

We're not telling you what to do. Because Tiki Mugs are gonna be a high demand. Can I plug Arizona Circle? Oh yeah. That's out right now, first members and we're needing subscriber, first members signups because it could get us a full season of the show. That show is so fucking funny. It's promised by Ezra. So yeah. You guys are

everyone is so great in that show. Thank you. It's a good show. We want to make more of it. You're in the show. You have a cameo. I do. I have a cameo. Good. You have the most police squad cameo like line. Well, that's because I bet like I ad libbed like four or five different lines when I was there. And that's because I based that on a version of the script that I had read that was very absurd like that. Like where Lawrence asked, can I see him now? Do you remember that?

Did that make the final cut? No, it didn't. There's literally a line in there where Lawrence's character asked the doctor, he goes, doctor, can I see him now? And the doctor says, no, your eyes are closed. a line in there where Lawrence's character asked the doctor, he goes, Dr. Can I see him now? And the doctor says, no, your eyes are closed. And then it cuts the Lawrence's eyes, and I just said, I understand.

I understand. He walked away. So it's like that kind of thing. And that was in that hospital kind of segment. So that's where I make my cameo. So I felt like it was very much in tune with that. I'm glad they kept it in. I was very grateful.

I've never felt sexier than that cameo I said. I bet not. That was pretty impressive. Especially having to have sexier than I am. I'm bet not that was pretty Having to have my boobs taped down and giving me a potbelly and everything like that. Do they take your boobs down Can you just go they put they try to wrap something around to flatten them a little bit like spanks. Yeah, like move on that work. Yeah, no Where's the more on the sides? What's happening? It pushes them in, it pushes them inside of you. It's our bear.

It's our bear. You can't like, that one goes up here. One goes up here, one goes this side. It's just somewhere. One goes by the lung, the other one goes over by the heart. What happens to Babby? What have been in virt? Yeah.

So check it out. Yeah, please check out Arizona Circle. And the Seaky Mugs, they got customs, right? They got custom, they got health open customs. They got customs. And so. So it, they got custom, they got custom. They got customs. So it's very customary. Oh.

But I'm buying a whole set. I'm gonna buy like two sets of these things. I freaking love them. So I imagine they're gonna go pretty fast because we've been talking about them for a while. And people are excited. Yeah, good call. I'm trying to throw it at the camera.

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