Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Brings The Spoilers - #493

Episode Date: May 22, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Kerry Shawcross, Miles Luna, and Burnie Burns as they discuss comic book movies, spoilers, Michael B. Jordan joining the cast of gen:LOCK, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn mo...re about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:02:12 podcast well we're talking about them a little later though I thought I just had like a sweetheart out there some like my honey honey I'm right here I'm guess I'm carry a mile I'm very I'm guess I'm a I'm very upset that I did not wear my pizza themed me on these today. What is that? I would have flash them oh yeah, I got the talk of hot cross ones right now Oh, so just before the podcast start. Yeah, you were talking about a dude in Scotland who has now gone to jail or he's been Sentenced he's been sentenced. Oh, I mean, he's been convicted. He's been convicted. Convicted, but not sentenced. I believe that's where we stand at this moment.
Starting point is 00:02:49 And he was convicted for hate speech. Is that I believe so? You know, we live in a country where freedom of speech is a very valued freedom that has. He let you, he let you, he let you, he let you scream at a restaurant employees in Manhattan, all you want, because they speak Spanish for front of you.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And then the mariachi we had to show of a side outside your apartment. Right. It's a beautiful cycle. It's great. But we digress here. So this guy taught his girlfriend's pug. Which she liked too much. He taught he taught the pug how to be a Nazi. Now you're gonna need to explain. There's a world where he doesn't explain and we let that kind of hang. Because that's a lot of things there. Yeah. So what would a suit, I assume to be a humorous attempt to make fun of his girlfriend, she loves his dog so much. He thought, well, what's the most unlovable thing I could do? Teach it to be a Nazi. So he taught it to you like, do the salute.
Starting point is 00:03:41 He said, oh, you're careful not to get used to the bowl. You're being carried away. Yeah, just going over the top of the thing. I'll have to like do the salute. He said, oh, you're careful not to get you're being very aware. Yeah, just going over the top of the thing. I'll have to like do it. Yeah. And then he was he would say he phrases to it like, and I think this is why he actually went to jail. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Like he would say things to the dog like, Hey, do you want to go outside? Dog will have no reaction. Uh-huh. Do you want to go in the other room? Dog with heavier actually goes, do you want to gas the juice? And the dog they're excited.
Starting point is 00:04:02 And he laughs about that. That is, I think, that phrase in particular is where that qualified as hate speech. I wasn't in the courtroom. So chat is, I'm not gonna check in chat here on the Rochite website. Chat is saying that they ended up just finding the guy. So I looked it up and they find him 800 pounds.
Starting point is 00:04:22 800 quid. 800 pounds. So that's about what? Leavenhurbucks? Something like that? Something like that? That's like a couple dog lessons basically. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:31 And one life lesson. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's gotta be that. I think it's just, you know, you know, you know, you know, the 11 countries that weren't to war over because of essentially hate speech, they're gonna have a negative reaction.
Starting point is 00:04:43 You know, when you're publicizing it, are they dating still? This is my question, that guy and his girlfriend. Weirdly enough, they've never been stronger together. They're dating every single. They're immigrants, the world. Yeah. They really brought them just like Germany and Japan.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Yeah. They're just immigrants, the world. The dog now lives in Argentina. So, that's a to joke for you. Hey, so in addition to what we're talking about Scotland, I heard another tropical Scotland. Oh yeah, I started the whole conversation with the Houston Scotland. Just like Peter.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Nice for my own. He's the same thing. It's not the Trump. The Trump Gulf the Trump, Gulf resort in Scotland, Gus, has banned a certain drink. What as a drink you think they banned in Scotland? What would be an uproar?
Starting point is 00:05:35 It's not what a who, to Scottish people. What's the most popular drink in all of Scotland? I don't know. What? Scotland is the only country in the world where Coca-Cola is not the number one sold drink. I didn't know. What? Scotland is the only country in the world where Coca-Cola is not the number one sole drink. I didn't know that. You're so good.
Starting point is 00:05:50 You had to have known that. We had no, we've talked about this before. Can I get in? Can I get in? What's that? What? It's like, it's like, well, it's a delicious drink if you're listening from Scotland.
Starting point is 00:06:00 If you're not from Scotland, it's basically flat orange crush. Basically, it's one of this. But they bait a Trump, the Trump're not from Scotland, it's basically flat orange crush. Basically, but they bet a Trump, the Trump Gulf resort in Scotland, I'm assuming someone near your St. Augustine, the birthplace of Gulf, is banning iron brew because it leaves orange stains around the resort around the clubhouse, and they don't like the orange stains
Starting point is 00:06:21 that orange brew, iron brew leaves. I mean, I'm just saying, it's hypocrisy that I've got to keep that joke inside. There's saying that the funny joke is that there's calling it hypocritical that a guy who is orange-stained would ban iron-ru. I can't believe you don't know, but I never heard this before. I think you're gonna go like scotch or something crazy. I thought I could be scotch-diss.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Yeah, racist, carry. What's wrong? That's the only place scotch is from. You're so racist. Okay, I've been to a Scotch distillery in Scotland. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:06:51 It was closed. So what you see, like, going to the parking lot? So I, okay, to be clear. There it is, everyone. I'm in another truck in the car. I was so flew on the space shuttle. What? They wouldn't let me on, but I flew on the space shuttle.
Starting point is 00:07:04 I was 10, but my dad was not 10, and thanks God of a Scotch age, and went. 10 year old, it's Hillary. He wanted to go to the Glen Levert distillery, because it's his favorite Scotch. They were close, so he just kissed,
Starting point is 00:07:18 like he legitimately kissed the ground and then we left. And that was it. And there's cows. And you cried wondering when he would eventually kiss you. Yeah. But then he gave me a Scotch, so it actually worked out, okay. I like your dad, dude. There's cows and you like you When he would eventually kiss you. Yeah, but then he gave me a scotch
Starting point is 00:07:25 So it actually worked out okay, I like your dad, dude. That's really cool Yeah, I don't think out as a kid. Why is my dad kissing the ground? That's good you were totally good. He like scotch If he told me there's a Lego factory I'd be like What's up guys? Every brick get some smooches in yeah, I didn't make a Lego lander Florida So that's you know same thing. Yeah, I think it's those. Cause that's what they mean.
Starting point is 00:07:46 They need to change the Lego just recently. What's the change that they made? Oh, didn't they do something? There's square paint. They weren't like environmentally friendly. Yeah, like the, the materials made out of or something. I think I'm a, what am I be?
Starting point is 00:07:56 Yeah, I'm still like, well, it still pierced your fucking feet. If you don't let it go, it's if they don't. Yeah, do you blow? I get the feel like deep cut. I get the feeling. Yeah, do you blow? I get the feeling, that's a deep cut. I get the feeling, no, do you close around? That if you want to make a change at Lego, that you propose it in about 15 years later,
Starting point is 00:08:14 they've run through the production pipeline that they already have planned out and then they can implement that. Well, they have a May Lego in like 80 years, I think it's just been the same Lego over and over again. You know what, that is true for? Purple hearts. Oh, really? in like 80 years, I think. It's just been the same Lego over and over again. What? You know what, that is true for purple hearts. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:08:28 Anticipating the campaign in the Pacific, they made more purple hearts than we have needed. Whoa. You're sent to spend the invasion of Japan. Yeah, so yeah, it's bonkers. That's a good thing. It is a good thing. Purple heart and a,
Starting point is 00:08:41 typically a good thing. Yeah, well yeah, and I'm trying to like do the math here. Now, I just assume that someone sneaks into my house and seals all my old Lego sets are in boxes and I recycle some. Because the recycle some like that, it's someone from Lego comes and takes them
Starting point is 00:08:53 and re-do it. I had so much Lego when I was a kid, I have no idea where any of that is. I had lock blocks. What the fuck? No, poor kid. It was like cheap generic Legos. No, that's mega blocks.
Starting point is 00:09:01 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, even more Japanese, like lock blocks. I don't even think it was L.O.C.K. I think it was L.O.C. Dash B.L.O.C. K.S. I'm sorry your parents didn't love you. It was a, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was time. What was your favorite lock blocks that we got? We can't afford Lego brand Legos. My favorite was the, the two by one and a half. They couldn't be putting it. It's kind of like an incapper.
Starting point is 00:09:25 It was really good. Guys, this favorite was the pie by pie. Well, I'd be like that a lot. That was favorite. It just needed to be even more creative. Like, look, I built Legos. I finally got there. I have Legos.
Starting point is 00:09:38 So can I be racist for a moment? Borderline racist? Absolutely. By all means. You're from a border town. Was that like a knockoff version of Legos? When I had lock blocks, I wasn't living on the border. lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer.
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Starting point is 00:10:01 I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. Olock, ES. Okay, see, okay. They're just really fucking everything up on that one. They were marketed in the 70s and 80s by NTEX Industries. That's a fun household name. Yeah. NTEX?
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah, they made waffle. I was kidding. It sounds like company that would be like in Tron. Yeah. Now, like an evil corporation NTEX. I just started watching Brooklyn 9.9 and they end with, yeah, I can you, from you on and that sounds like a Futurama brand something or another.
Starting point is 00:10:27 It does sound like it's from Futurama. I do another show to you, I can't remember what it is, but hold on a second, is it the good place? The good place. Yeah. I was just about to say it. It's weird that we're watching the same shows. Not that you're watching.
Starting point is 00:10:38 I was catching up on Brooklyn 9.9 because I was a loyal viewer up until I fell behind. I was very loyal viewer. I was just like, some Johnny come lately after the guy. Cancel. That was me. So you stopped watching and then they became canceled because people stopped watching.
Starting point is 00:10:52 So you're, it's your party and Miles clearly. You're more of a live stream. I didn't drop off. I just didn't start it until now I've watched 40 episodes. What the fuck? In six days. It's amazing, right? It's so good.
Starting point is 00:11:03 It's great. Are the hour long episodes of Half Hour have hour. 22. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably close to 15 out of this point. I just like I had on the background for like two days straight. That'll happen. I did that with a Gretsiko. Yeah. Fuck love that show. It's so good. What is that show? A Gretsiko. It's a Netflix original red panda heavy metal. It's like it's the the the studio that does. Hello. It's essentially, it's about like a workplace environment and like dealing with the soul crushing nine to five
Starting point is 00:11:29 that a lot of people in Japan have to deal with or everywhere that they have to deal with. And it's, I put it on the background knowing that like, oh, it'll be kind of fun. I'd seen the shorts on YouTube. It's like she's a cute red panda, but her whole thing is she gets pushed to a breaking point and then screams death metal and it's like,
Starting point is 00:11:43 oh, that's funny. She goes to karaoke by she buys herself. Yeah. Just like screams that over troubles away. Yeah. I will kill you. Yeah. No, it's really great. Um, by the way, nine to five in two pan. I don't know if that exists. Fair point. Yeah. Um, unbelievably, like you feel for these characters by like episode three, you just want to see this fucking red panda succeed and be happy in life. Just like in Brooklyn, that night. Yeah. Just like in Brooklyn. I want, I love that cop panda that they had there. It was super great, really interesting.
Starting point is 00:12:08 But if you've seen Evil Genius on Netflix, I think we talked about it very briefly last time. No, but I've been hearing good stuff about it. Yeah, I find it watching. It was like four episodes long. Is it kind of like Young Shell Luna? That ball serve. I did.
Starting point is 00:12:20 I hate it. I hate it. But I just started watching Vivaldi Country. I watched the first episode, I couldn't get into it. I think it was really slow. I think I'm only two episodes in. All I know is that they really got wild there towards Yan and did some super horrible stuff. But so far, just being one or two episodes in,
Starting point is 00:12:39 really feel bad for the weirdos and red outfits, man. It looked like they just wanted to do their thing and have their own little weird rants We know who would bother them and then all the people in was the analope like they're fucking strange I don't like it. We got to get them the hell out. I feel that way that people in Far Cry 5 I did I see that yeah, yeah, I believe these people won they're doing fine. Well, yeah, a little bit Drug in the water they may be a little bit off that that like, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
Starting point is 00:13:07 I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
Starting point is 00:13:15 I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
Starting point is 00:13:23 I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm, like, I'm afraid to play it. Wait for it to go on sale. It's fine, it's fine, it looks really nice. There's a good game. I had a lot of three and four. There was a mission early in Far Cry 5. It's been a while since I played it,
Starting point is 00:13:34 so I can't remember where you're going to say. I think I know exactly what you're going to say. Is it the ones with the bulls? Yo! I've heard about this. No, it's essentially like, you go from one mission, it's a story mission that's like, they're fucking crucifying people, they killed a baby girl and their rapist
Starting point is 00:13:46 and everyone's dying. And then the very next mission's like, we got around ourselves up some bull testicles. We're having the test, you're fast. Come on, wow! I think I got to go get another fucking truck, I guess. I think I had a tweet about it that was like, Far Cry 5.
Starting point is 00:14:00 There's an evil religious cult has taken over a town and has arming themselves. Also, Far Cry five. Hey, the homeless dude who lives at the dump maybe invented a teleporter. But I mean, if he did, it could help out so much. And you just why did those quit? Get them 20 volts. It'll be fine. It's fun, but it's like, but far cry is also, it's like the DC universe of the video game in real. Meaning the villains are way better.
Starting point is 00:14:27 You show up for the villains. Oh yeah. I didn't know it showed necessarily for the storyline of the heroes. I still don't think they've done better than Far Cry 3's Voss. And then they spoiler, they fucking kill him like halfway through the game. And now you have to deal with like every Marvel early villain
Starting point is 00:14:41 ever, it's like I'm a business man. Watch out. It's like, fuck off, bring like the crazy dude that bared me in the sand on the cover. Every Marvel villain is, let's take the hero and just make the exact same version but bad. You can do that a few times, that's fine, but like when every single one, when every single time.
Starting point is 00:14:58 It's like, how come Iron Man didn't have to fight the bad black Panther? No, it's literally black Panther. You literally fighting another black Panther even by title and everything. Yo, did you see did you see today for fireman homecoming? Sorry, I'm coming to you. The bad guy's gonna be mysterious. Okay, let's talk about that. That's a rumor that was announced say that Jake Gyllenhaal is gonna be playing mysterious. I want it in the new Tom Holland spider. He's just moving. They're all right. He is. So I don't know if I had to list. That's all I had to say about it.
Starting point is 00:15:28 If I had to list the top 10 villains that should never appear in a movie, Mysterio would be probably right just below Mr. Mixelplik. I would I would I be with you. If it weren't for the fact that they made the vulture one of the best villains in the MCU. Vulture would have been on that list.
Starting point is 00:15:43 So I agree with you. Ashley made the same point to me when I was talking to her about it. It seems like they want to do, it's like they want to try and find some of the more obscure stuff. I mean, like, wasn't that basically everybody's first reaction when they announced Guardians? It was like, yeah, definitely, definitely. Guardians is my favorite Marvelous film.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Squirrel Girl is going to be the best Marvel MCU edition ever. No, they're not going to do that. They can't show that. They can't. They canceled it. What do you think a world girl literally couldn't be anything else? Is that an actual superhero? They're not gonna do that. They can't do that. They can't. They canceled it. What the fuck is so really? What do you think a girl girl literally couldn't be anything else? Is that an actual superhero?
Starting point is 00:16:09 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she's like a cult comic hero. People absolutely love her. Like in the list of characters that could beat Thanos, Squirrel Girl showed up on almost everybody's list.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Along with like Adam Warlock. Yeah. And to be under. Thanos' climb real good and have like, the cheapest. Look, Fane says when you break them down, he's just kind of a nut. Go on. That's all I got.
Starting point is 00:16:31 You mean the crazy dude? Did you know? Fucking, yeah, because he's crazy. That better. Who the guy is the director? Fucking if you're anymore, I can't remember. Coen Brothers. No, no, we're so brothers.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Rooster Brothers. Yeah. How about those would have been interesting. Did you guys know that their current Twitter avatar No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the hand kill one. Oh, that was like propane.jpg. And that is Josh made that. Josh Ornales made that in our in our machine in my department and they made it. They're fucking profile picture. And that's like a badge of honor.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Well, another he's a connection. His phone wouldn't work. He was getting so many notifications so quickly that anytime he would go to try and open Twitter, it would crack like break his phone. That's what it's like. I mean, likes to get it. I'm always curious like what's the most popular
Starting point is 00:17:22 twin with some of my goals. Larry Larry from achievement on and utter had that one about Trump that went just crazy. 170 K likes. Something like that. The Wendy's one too. But there's another word connection with the Marvel universe and Twitter and Bruce your teeth where James Gunn, director of
Starting point is 00:17:37 the aforementioned Guardians of the Galaxy one and two and soon to be squirrel girl. Also, by the way, is now an executive producer for All Marvel movie. Good for him. He's one of the executive producers I saw him on Infinity War. That's a pretty good fucking deal. Even Robert Donning Jr. doesn't appear there, but John Favre does.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Cause yeah, you credit where credits do. He, John Favreau started this whole MCU thing off. It's still like a top favorite Marvel movie. He directed the first two Iron Man movies. Yes, but it was the first one that really proved to be done. You know what I mean? And then started the after credit scenes and things like that. That's when all that began, which by the way, I'm done with that. Can we be done with that? I saw Deadpool as we can. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I wait till the end and then there's nothing. I'm happy that people have a reason to sit through the credits. Exactly. And watch the names of people
Starting point is 00:18:22 and see how many people work on these. They fucked up in Deadpool though. There was nothing after those credits. It went to nothing. No, that's not true. They played a song at the end of Deadpool. Do they? Yeah. There was a solid. We stuck around for the end of the Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I'm sorry. If you haven't seen Deadpool. Cool. Um, I knew you were going to suffer the final release. Yeah. I think you haven't seen Deadpool. That's Deadpool. That we came out yesterday. So it's so cool to talk about it. Come on, this culture of spoilers has gotten out of hand.
Starting point is 00:18:50 If it's 72 hours after the movies come out, all bets are all. I was in this Deadpool 2, not as good as Deadpool 1. I've heard the opposite. Well, I've heard a mix of things. I've heard of this thing. I'm going in with below. Did you like the first step? I fucking love the first step.
Starting point is 00:19:03 I think you're gonna like it. That's what I heard too. So I'm gonna go in with middle of the road expectations and I just think it's fun that that chat is very upset with you. Don't be upset with me. Don't be upset with me. We could just make more of the score when it's first up too though.
Starting point is 00:19:16 You remember that? I thought we'd handled silver surfers, it was great though. Yeah, that was very good. Also, Moon Knight. Yeah. I can't believe they announced a fantastic five in that movie.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I'm shh, yeah. And it's all digital can't believe they announced a fantastic five in that movie. I'm, yeah. And it's all digital recreations of the Jackson five. It was really weird. It was really weird. That's a really weird thing to do, but it was great. I really liked it. Do you remember the variant of the Hulk? This is going back to comics now, the one that wore a trench coat and a hat and could
Starting point is 00:19:38 talk. Bruce Banner's mind. Yeah. That's a real variant of the Hulk. There's a lot of different ones. This is why I can't do comics. It's over too much. It's too much much I like it when the whole only line is no That's great. I remember in college I walked into a comic shop and saw I think was Superman versus alien
Starting point is 00:19:54 I was like I did a 180 and left He's like you can't do that like if I wanted to start right like I've thought about this like the Marvel movies are so huge There's so much backstory Like if I wanted to start if I walked into a comic shop and I was like, I want to get started on comics, like where do you even start? So that was me four years ago. And they started a line called Marvel Now,
Starting point is 00:20:14 which was they had, they didn't restart the universe, but they did restart every single storyline all at once. So you could get in on it. And I got in on it. I just have to restart from four years ago. Here's the problem. Two years later, they just reset the universe anyway. Yeah, throw my books in the car. So two years and maybe I was talking about that
Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah, his problem his problem with a lot of comics these days is you get really invested in some heroes individual storyline But then there's some galactic event that's happening in that comic universe Thanos comes and fucks everything Yeah, I think I was like hey, what's up? It's everybody has to drop what the fuck they're doing It's like I was dealing with this alcoholism But let's go save the galaxy again. Squirrel girl had to buy her groceries and she could buy them It's fucked up. That's why I've just been sticking with image lately and just doing not Don't make movies though. Man, what it is I think it's fun if you ever want to get the idea of how hard it is to to write across
Starting point is 00:21:01 Multiple writers across multiple decades, across multiple titles where characters appear. Just go read the backstory of the vision. It is all over the place. Just do the Wikipedia entry on the vision. And I like, I don't even think about that one because I just read it after Infinity War. Do you think when they reset the Star Wars canon that everybody who had worked on it up to that point were relieved or mad that they threw away
Starting point is 00:21:29 so much of their lives keeping continuity straight ahead? I'm sure, throwing in the garbage. People who created stuff felt upset that it was removed, but if you're making new stuff, it's probably easier to be like, oh, thank God, I'm not worried about all of these other things. Yeah. You know, if one of those things said to, honestly,
Starting point is 00:21:43 where I just saw Solo and I I'm gonna say a fucking word about Say the squirrel girl Take the squirrel girl audio and put that she wasn't solo oddly enough oddly enough I'm not gonna say anything about solo whatsoever. I forget why I brought this stuff. You bought this daughter? They got it. You don't be a fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I don't even, I don't know who you can firm with it. I don't know who you bought it. But I do think that people get really bogged down by cannon. Yeah. And maybe it's just like, maybe don't, you know, like there's also, I think though what happens with Canon specifically is that people get in their heads an idea or they latch onto one thing
Starting point is 00:22:31 and if that one thing is then wrong or eliminated or contradicted, then it really unravels everything that they like about that show or that story. I know a lot of people, and I'll do this on certain shows where it's like being able to theorize what's gonna happen is really important and fun and The second you start throwing away cannon bits, and it's like well then now I don't know yeah, I can like sample from you know What do you think started that? I think lost is what started that loss and it's kind of backed off a little bit from this
Starting point is 00:22:57 but loss for a really long period of time Fused the mystery and sci-fi genre. Where everything was, everything in sci-fi was suddenly a mystery that we had to figure out. I never was trying to figure out anything in Star Wars growing up as a kid. I was just watching it and saying, oh, this is really cool. And there were crazy twists and reveals.
Starting point is 00:23:15 What came first? Lost our battle star, Clarkska. Then the remastered star, right? I think Lost came first. I think Lost came first. Okay, because battle star definitely had that vibe to it. Yeah, everything, everything was like, have a mystery that you gotta try to get out. Oh yeah, who's a sylon? Who's not, you know, what are the clues?
Starting point is 00:23:30 Do you want to list all of the sylons so we can bleed that out? God, I fucking, I want to go back and rewatch battle star glycogen out. It's so good. I need to watch it. I just want to watch for Trisha Helfer. Yeah, that's incredible. But I will say that in that, in that lost, I give a lot of criticism to because they didn't pay off a lot of those mysteries. Sure. Where's battle star glycogen went off the rails because it did give a lot of criticism to because they didn't pay off a lot of those mysteries.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Sure. Where's Metal Star Galactic going off the rails because it did reveal a lot of that shit. Yeah. It was one episode in particular where I'm just like, I'm what, why was they watching this whole time? I'm wondering who's the silent and who's not. I didn't finish the last season. It may have been the same episode.
Starting point is 00:24:00 There wasn't episode where I watched where I was like, nope, I'm done. I've wasted three years of my life. I fucked up that I didn't start watching it until about season three was airing. So I binged the first three seasons because then they did the season like 3.5. And they started doing it. So I had to start when it got to that point,
Starting point is 00:24:17 I was now watching it week to week, which is the worst time to watch it in a week. Cause it was just like, now it's introduced a concept that nobody would have ever thought was coming. And is that the Honda robot? What's going on? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Do you think anyone watching Westworld? I'm like three weeks behind on it. I've been... I'd be curious to know your opinion of the mouse. Yeah. It's fine. It's all right. It's not like driving me back.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Like I, well, now the thing about it though, I guess I did binge watch the first season because I got on to it real late and then once I started watching, I was like about it. But watching Week to Week, it hasn't been as that like me to watch programming for me. I've heard that about season two in general.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I have two weeks ago, they had maybe the worst episode of the series, but then last week, we had the best episode of the series. And yesterday? No, no, the one before. And then the one yesterday was good, but it makes me worry a bit. It's, I wish I, I wish I wasn't caring enough
Starting point is 00:25:10 to at least be watching it while it was airing because I know the week that everybody really liked because everybody fucking tweeted about it. And I was like, oh, I guess this gift happens. Cool, thanks. Like, dude, I, going back a little bit to like spoiler territory on Twitter, I muted every word I could think of that could have something to do with Infinity War,
Starting point is 00:25:31 leading up to that movie coming out because I wasn't gonna be able to see it for a while. As soon as I unmuted those words, I could not fucking believe the shit. Like Forbes magazine had some huge, huge in headlines, like such and such and such ending blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, are you fucking me right now?
Starting point is 00:25:49 Like what? I'd be furious if I had read that and not see. Yeah, there was, I mean, the end of Infinity War instantly became a meme. The, I feel the love and all of that. It's like, wow, I mean, that it's just out there. I read an article the other day. It was talking about how the end of a infinity war, like how to talk with your young child when they're done watching infinity war.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Like the author of about how he, I guess, he'd taken his young son to watch infinity war. And then like at the end towards the end of the film, he like looks over at his son. And then like, I guess after some stuff had happened, I screamed the sun's like, the life was gone from his eyes. Right. Like he said, he's at tears. We're just streaming down his face. Crying. And the father was like, the life was gone from his eyes. Right, like these years were just streaming down his face and crying because, oh, the father was like, no, it's okay, it's gonna be fine. Did my dad write that word? And then the kids like, how can you say it's gonna be fine?
Starting point is 00:26:34 You're like, so and so, I just watched him die. Oh, God. Can I very quickly like, nobody dies in any war, but can I do a very quick thing about the end of infinity war? And I'll like flail my hands when I'm done. Spoilers are over at this point. No, Infinity War? And I'll like flail my hands when I'm done. And spoilers are over. I'm still flail my hands when I'm done talking
Starting point is 00:26:49 about the end of Infinity War. So I went to go see that movie on a Monday night by myself at like 730 or something. Barely was able to get a seat. That whole thing I just thought was amazing. And I thought the movie was fine. I thought it was fun. I still think it's incredible accomplishment
Starting point is 00:27:04 what they were able to do. But, for the end, fucking Thanos does his little snaps and everyone starts disappearing, I'm like, holy shit. We're doing this, okay cool, because I never read the comics or anything. So, T'Challa goes and I'm like, okay, so this means nothing, because Disney would have to be fucking insane.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Well, let's imagine now, right? Which is unfortunate that you can't separate yourself from that. Well, let's the meta now. Which is unfortunate that you can't separate yourself from that. Yeah. I know that person has a sequel. I know this is another way of coming out. So that person, so I'm watching it and I'm like, okay, I'm kind of out of this moment, but still, this is a pretty balsy thing to do. And I hear like a few sniffles in the audience and then I hear a big one, two seats in
Starting point is 00:27:44 the audience. And then I hear a big one, two seats to the side. We, and there's this like middle-aged woman there, just like, like, bleary eyeed. Like she's in it. I'm like, oh man, wow, she's really into this. Like, that's really cool. That's just having a emotional connection with this film. But then she had to ruin it for everyone else. Because as soon as you get that Mr. Stark,
Starting point is 00:28:02 I don't feel so good here. You know, I don't like what the fuck? And of course, Peter's gone. And he's clinging. He's like, I don't feel so good here. You know, I don't like what the fuck? And of course Peter's going and he's clinging. He's like, I don't want to go. And she goes, you know, you know, and I like, I like, I'm trying not to laugh and I feel bad for like a number of reasons, but like, talk, she was in this zone. Like her only child was like going, I wanted to go over
Starting point is 00:28:24 and like give her a blanket and cocoa And be like have that talk with her. Yeah, this dude is that with his son man I I can't think of the last time I saw the woman who have that one. All right. I'm done. I'm done now. No, no, no So the woman who was sitting in front of me when I watched if any reward like there's a scene where Tony Stark gets stabbed yeah, yeah, I was like oh like, oh my god, they're gonna kill him right here. I wish that I had been it. The woman in front of me goes, no! I had the same reaction.
Starting point is 00:28:52 And then she has a few comments about the rest of the movie and then they have the after-credit scene where people disappear and stuff. And then the lights come up in the theater and she goes, well then will we fucking suck? Ha ha ha ha! Dude, I had ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, let's go and do it. Let's go and do it. And we're done. Come back. I thought you were doing that for Transformers too. I was like, let's not spoil that. In one of the films, a chalabif goes through what can only be described as the most violent
Starting point is 00:29:34 and horrifying car accident, like ever. It's just like roll, roll, roll, cut to roll, roll, fucking explosion, roll, drops like five-shoes, and the very next shot, like that's when all the music like cuts out yeah and he just like gets out of course like oh that was crazy and some dude down the fuck is what the fuck like bullshit and like the entire audience just lost it it was one of my favorite movie moments of collectively all this going this is a stupid fucking movie there was a years ago when I was in high school I saw a face off and I was it was a years ago when I was in high school, I saw a face-off. And I was, it was a very empty theater. It was me and I think it was Frank. We had to go see face-off. And there was like theater was almost empty. There was like one dude in the theater, like two rows behind us,
Starting point is 00:30:17 like seated directly behind us. And there's a scene towards the end of the movie, they're like on the boat chase and like one of the boats flies up in the air and it's like a huge explosion And the guy behind me only the guy the other goes yeah He was just like so into it. Have you always you'd have you ever been in the theater where someone tries to start a clap and just done It don't don't go. Oh, that's a really uncomfortable situation to be in for like the like the remainder of the film I was in that situation with a friend of ours. Oh, no that Matt Holm. Oh, no. We went and saw the star. I mean, he started it. The Star Wars, uh, uh, the special editions when they came out in theaters.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Oh, yeah. The original trilogy, but when they added all the garbage to it. Yeah. And, uh, you know, we went and saw a new hope and everyone was like, yeah, you know, when you see, like the first time, lay is on screen, everybody's clapping. Sure, sure. First time.
Starting point is 00:31:01 First time, I thought you were going to be like, on solo, the 3D, not a spoiler, anything, episode four. Uh, but then when we. First time I thought you were going to be like, on solo, the 3D. Not as spoilt anything about episode four. But then when we, in Empire, we went and saw Empire. I wanted to say to Kim, all like months apart, but maybe, I don't know, they seemed like they were pretty close. Hey, we went and saw Empire together and everybody did the same thing with the clap and lay a show up
Starting point is 00:31:16 and we got our theater show up the first time. But then Boba Fett appeared on screen. And I was like, yeah, Boba Fett! I'm not in. I'm in. I'm in. I'm in. No one he was into Boba Fett. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 00:31:28 All right. What are you gonna do? He's great. I have a theory. Okay. Go on. I was talking about this. I'm gonna be sure you're careful, but what I say here, because I have seen Solo.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Okay. I don't know. I'm gonna say anything to worry. Hey, do you feel like? I do feel like. I don't know. I'm unclear. I just want to be careful. I careful I want to be blameless if I fuck up now I feel like the Star Wars universe there is an ever diminishing list of perfect characters
Starting point is 00:31:54 where I think most of the characters to the first three movies episodes four through six are fucking great Like I really can't pick apart anything and then then you start to get into the prequels and also these are fucking with characters that were working. It's over explaining things. Yeah, finding out who does and does not like sand. And that just kind of ruins it.
Starting point is 00:32:14 So I have a, I finally put into words how I feel about Star Wars movies is I grew watching 4 through 6 and there are kids movies and I fully recognize that. They should be made for kids and kids should watch them and they should grow up and love them like any group and watch the fucking prequels because I don't know some are wrong with them, but I feel like they took those perfect characters and I feel like the first trilogy yeah episodes
Starting point is 00:32:35 one through three. It seemed like the whole purpose of those movies was to fuck up the villains, the emperor and Darth Vader and just make them unlikable and not at all menacing, just weird. And now it seems like the final trilogy is to fuck up all the heroes. That's what they're doing. Well, they've gotta make, yeah, they've gotta make all the heroes look bad
Starting point is 00:32:51 so that the new heroes can look good. Exactly right. Or so they can make their, you know, Darth Millennial, he can seem like super menacing. If he like kills them or stuff like that. When they got out of a ridiculous situation a thousand times, but not, it's like this guy's killing them all. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I just want to know more about Broom Kid. Finally getting to the heart of the fucking story. He and Squirrel Girl really, a future together. There are somebody wrote in the chat. Jade, 8, 8, 7, 6, there are too many Star Wars movies now. I agree. I don't even know the solo movie was coming out. This is my favorite.
Starting point is 00:33:21 But I've seen it. Are there too many Marvel movies? Are you seeing you have seen it? No, I have no fatigue from Marvel. That's the thing. I've seen it. Are there too many Marvel movies? You see, you have to do it. I have no fatigue from Marvel. That's the thing. I was in Infinity War, it was two hours. I was like, I hope this movie is six hours. Whoa, I don't want to live here.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I want to live here. Wow. The Lord of the Rings extended edition. Just do the next one. Just keep playing. I want to see what happens. Maybe before the next one, we should do a marathon leading up to Infinity War.
Starting point is 00:33:41 I would do it if every article I read. It's like 32 hours or something. It's not even that every single time someone talks about it, the stink comes up. Yeah. And the fact that that can't not enter the conversation makes me just like. We can rent a theater carry and you can sit on one side
Starting point is 00:33:57 and I can sit on the other. Okay, I'm gonna shout. Yeah! Okay, that's fine. Okay, cool. Only if it's cool stuff. Oh yeah. You'll clap when vision comes on screen the first time. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Okay, cool. Only if it's cool stuff. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:05 You'll clap when Vision comes on screen the first time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's been retconned so many different times. Originally, he was in Android built by Ultron, who was built by Hank Pym, not by Tony Stark. Hank Pym is the guy who's in Michael Douglas plays him. He's the Ant-Man.
Starting point is 00:34:24 And so he was like the brainiac of the Marvel Universe. The grand Ant-Man. Yeah, exactly. He was giant man and Ant-Man. And then they, I think they've read content, I'm gonna get out of order here, we've said John Rice, you're around, where he was the old body of the original human torch
Starting point is 00:34:41 who was an Android before Johnny Storm was the human torch. There's a different human torch from back in the silver age of comics. There's also a different human torch in the MCU. Exactly. Is that alright? I can keep changing them up. Yeah. In fact, it's funny how the human torch does seem to be the pathway for like Chris Evans
Starting point is 00:34:58 to become Captain America. The passing of torch. Yeah, and then. You shot. Thank you, guys. We were talking about all of you played multiple characters in the Marvel Universe, how no one cares like Michael Keaton. Well, he played Batman, but then he was vulture, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:35:09 And now we have cable and Thanos played by the same actor as well. They, yeah, like I said, never mind. Dude, I got a fucking Josh Brolin diet for whatever he's doing, right? Holy shit, dude. Should we have seen Deadpool yet? Nope. I just, I locked him for one memory mile. I don't know if you know that enough. Just be clear. I've seen Deadpool 2. You've seen solo I would hear that he's seen solo. I heard that somewhere and I don't know if this now seen a very specific part of Deadpool
Starting point is 00:35:35 I've seen every movie But I actually took my kids to see Deadpool to pull to I can see it for some reason they talk about not doing that in the movie to see Deadpool, I can see it for some reason. They talk about not doing that in the movie. Oh, Kenny, he's my youngest. I guess it's 13, oh man. No, that's not, you're fucking good. By 13, no, I was a filthy mouth of teenager. Yeah, it didn't matter.
Starting point is 00:35:53 That was nothing in Deadpool that would have shocked me. Well, no, no. One of my parents made me stick to ratings. One of my, I was like 15. One of my favorite memories being a teenager was, my dad took me and my three friends to go see the Jackass movie. And I remember leaving that theater and there were some kids from school that were fucking
Starting point is 00:36:11 assholes and they were like, oh, what'd you go see by then? And we're like, we saw the Jackass movie and they're like, what, how'd you get in? I was like, my dad's fucking rad. I can walk away. But then I'm sure after I left there were like, like I goes with the theater with his daddy. And your dad was like, they've taught you so many naughty words. I don't think your dad would say no, my dad think of a fuck. That was rat.
Starting point is 00:36:30 I fucking loved that other day. They go, I don't care. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I sat there and recite Star Wars to them because we had seen it over 30 times in the theaters. And like this fucking kid loves this science fiction stuff. All right, there's another Star Wars movie coming out with taking to see that.
Starting point is 00:36:50 What's the Star Wars? It was alien. And they took it to the end. That's life years old. I remember we made all the way through the chest versus the scene. I made it to the face, how do you see? And all the way up until the seizure at dinner
Starting point is 00:37:01 and they got me the fuck out there. You heard what happened to Jenna Glossy? No. I think was his sister? I think it was Joe's sister. He gets a text from a sister that's like, Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was awful. I couldn't handle it.
Starting point is 00:37:16 It was like, I mean, I thought it was pretty okay, but like what was it? He's like, it was such a total shit. There was so much blood and where was the cat? And he's like, first off, I think you mean you know, I couldn't. That's like a joke in the MCU that you just did. What the fuck are you talking about? And she was like, it was so violent and so scary.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And like, I didn't know who any of the people were and they all died. She wanted to go see the new aliens movie instead of guardians. And I was like, bullshit. No one is that like, like, alien covenant? Covenant. Yeah. She walked into alien covenant and like sat through the entire film. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:37:49 And then left and was still like, yeah, I saw Garry. Where was the 80s music? Dude, like, were you there that day? Like, you can't, your sister isn't real. You're paying someone to text it. He show me the whole, like the entire thread. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really know if I want to say that I'm related to her anymore. I don't want to text that he showed me the whole, like the entire thread and he's like, yeah, I don't really know if I want to say that I'm related to her anymore.
Starting point is 00:38:07 I don't want to do that. Fucking like, I don't really see it. Yeah, but it's like you're not a fan, you're not super hardcore into that scene, I totally get it. My mother always called everything a cartoon, it didn't matter what it was. Like when you play the Nintendo, it's like, no, this is an Xbox. Yeah, no, everything's a cartoon. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:23 But the, I don't get it. I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't get it. I'm with you. I don't understand how you like fucking using a doll could be like, where's Chris Brad? We're at the go get to buy a ticket and the fucking title comes on in the movie. Yeah, I don't know what the fucking deal is.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I don't know. I don't know. I don't, I will not call Joe a liar. I do not believe him to be a liar. I don't know man. He's got a whole, he's made a, he made a mini career off of making fun of his family members with movies. Remember his mom? And his sister's one of them. Yeah. Was that a Rissister's girlfriend? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Who did Star Wars specifically? Yeah. He asked, was it, he asked his mom to explain the matrix made a video out of that. And she watched the matrix. Yes. And so she had seen it in the her explanation of what the matrix is. It's so funny. You too. It's so at things. Yeah. My mom explains the Matrix or something like that. It's really great. And I think it, I thought it was either, it's a girl about a stage, so maybe it's sister or it's girlfriend at the time. She was explaining Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Yeah, yeah, because she hadn't seen it. I feel like I've seen that. Yeah. It's a funny reaction video on YouTube, which is somebody watching the big twist that comes in the original trilogy of Star Wars, which was the seminal spoiler moment for so many generations until six cents came along. And she was seeing it for the first time. She was like, how, what, what was it? How do you not get that? How do you not get that? That's what you don't care anymore. I mean, people, we,
Starting point is 00:39:36 it's been fucking 35 years. There's shirts that have that spoiler on it. Like, yeah, buy a shirt. It's like, who's the spoiler? Speaking of which, great moments of spoiler history. I guess, spoil anything. No, he said to say that before, spoil something. The lower their guard, right? David Prouse, who played, he was the guy in the suit for Darth Vader, James Earl Jones at the voice.
Starting point is 00:39:56 So, after episode one took place, Garpset 4, excuse me, there was a lot of people who were really super interested in it, and he actually went to a convention. And he said, and it's in the paper, like there's a printout of a news article that somebody has, where he's at the convention like nine months before Empire comes out. And he's like, oh yeah, you guys are going to love it. Like this is the big one where we reveal that Darth Vader, my character is actually Luke's father. And I'll just like lays out all the spoilers. And it's like because it was no internet, it didn't go anywhere. But it might be a big reason why George Lucas
Starting point is 00:40:28 doesn't let him speak. I've heard that George Lucas blacklisted him from doing events because of that. Yeah, I was just, George Lucas just pulls him aside like, this is why I didn't let you talk. Yeah, this is why I replaced you. He didn't know either.
Starting point is 00:40:40 I get out of the story goes that he didn't know he was being replaced. God, this is so. Tom Holland now. Oh yeah. If you with him spoiling so much shit for the MCU, I think that was what cover? What do he do? Oh, there was some. There was some. I was going to Tom Hardy for some reason. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Apparently, well, hey, I've seen now. Oh, you're right. Yeah, you could do it. Movies this entire time by the way. Okay. So like, no, you may right. Oh, God. You could put up a movie this entire time by the way. Yeah, I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Okay. I think Miles said it. So like, no, you may have seen on Twitter, like all the compilation of him doing, they finally got smart and stuck Tom with Benedict Cumberbatch for all of his interviews, because they'll ask him a question. I'm like, Oh, man, you're going to love it when in the cucumber batch is just like, um, actually, I'll answer this one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:21 And like, cut some off every time. But apparently, like, at some infinity war screening, like cuts him off every time but apparently like at some infinity war screening like Before the street he thought he was coming in after the audience had just watched it Mm-hmm and runs out and goes don't worry everyone Spoiler Oh, he goes oh you haven't seen it yet like who's apparently what happened? He's so sure. Oh my god The best still is that when we talked about a couple of weeks ago, it's Don Cheetle and Mark Ruffalo on the Good Morning America. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Interview from like July of last year. Oh, you haven't seen it yet. You have to preserve it. You have to watch it. Yeah. I think the Tom Holland thing's actually cover for how much Mark Ruffalo actually does spoil stuff. And that interview with Mark Ruffalo from like eight months ago. There's a point. There's a point in interview with Mark Ruffalo from like eight months ago. There's a point. It's before Ragnarok. Yeah, it was in the July last year. They're talking about Ragnarok. There's a point in it where Mark Ruffalo turns to John Tittle and goes, am I going to be in
Starting point is 00:42:11 trouble? And John Tittle goes, I don't know, man. I don't know what you're going to move on. Yeah. Yeah. I heard about that. I don't know what he holy shit. But there's also Mark Ruffalo live streamed the first 20 minutes of the Ragnarok and the one here. Yeah, he just left his Instagram live for right.
Starting point is 00:42:26 And you just put it in his lap. And it was just like, you could hear the movie. And then at the end, you hear someone be like, your life, your life, check your phone, your life. He said that his phone kept buzzing but you didn't want to check it because the movie was going on. Which like props, I mean, he understands.
Starting point is 00:42:44 He shouldn't do that. Let's kill this. That's fucking crazy. because the movie was going on, which like props, I mean, he understands. He shouldn't do that. Let's kill this. That's fucking crazy. It's amazing, like trying to keep all those things quiet for so long. You know what's fascinating to me about spoilers and Marvel in particular, is that it's all based
Starting point is 00:42:56 on source material. So these stories are really well known. And it's like, it's, would someone have freaked out if you spoiled the eighth Harry Potter movie to people? I think so. I think it's, it's very different. I don't know what happens in the Harry Potter movie. I think that when you read the books, like, you know, Harry Potter book versus Harry Potter movie, it's a lot closer of a translation. I'm not saying exactly the same. But with the comics, it's like, who knows what they're pulling from? Like we talked about already. Yeah. The universe has
Starting point is 00:43:24 been reset. But if there's busy wars, that story. Right. But it's going to play exactly the same, but with the comics, it's like who knows what they're pulling from. Like we talked about already, like the universe has been reset. What if there is busy war, that's a story? Right, but is it gonna play out the same or is it gonna play out different? True, and motivations are different in the comic than they are. Much better too. Yeah, and there's much better in the movie,
Starting point is 00:43:35 but in the comic. Wait, what? No, in the movie, this motivation's a way better. I agree too, okay. You know, who doesn't think his motivations make sense? Our good friend, Joe Nick Lossy. Really? He like ran into us, he's like, it makes no fucking sense.
Starting point is 00:43:45 It's insane. Well, he means, you know, he is supposed to be kind of insane. He's like, I don't know about that. But I mean, other material like the Watchmen comic versus the Watchmen movie, they fix the ending for the comic book in the film. That's a point. Yeah, it was totally different.
Starting point is 00:44:01 The ending of the comic is like, oh, okay, I guess, sure. It works. I think it still works. It's like definitely weird. But so is a lot of stuff in the comics. Watch me as my squirrel girl. Because.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Go on. Because. God, I want that shirt. It is that we have a great shirt. We're gonna debut it on next week's podcast. You want to spoil it? You guys are the three happy about it. No, I'm gonna go.
Starting point is 00:44:23 We'll be happy about it. We'll be happy about it. So Lord. Go on. Yeah. You want to spoil it? You guys are too happy about it. No, I'm growing up. You weren't really happy about it. We'll be happy about it. Go on. Yeah. So in solo. God, I love being in the podcast for the one time a year. The, uh, they fun a Bernie too.
Starting point is 00:44:34 I thought it was even talking about it. I can't remember the fuck I was talking about it this way. Watchman is my scroll girl. Watch the, uh, a squirrel girl. I just don't get it the way other people do. Like, people who like Watchmen, blocking love Watchmen. They think it's incredible.
Starting point is 00:44:48 It's just amazing story. When I'm a artist coming out, you're like, I can't believe they made this new movie. I never thought they would go this far and make a movie. It's so subversive. It's like, what? Okay. I'm just a lot of dick.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Yeah. I feel like that was like the big, I don't know. I feel like the comic was really good. I feel like it was a lot. I think of both. I mean, they're good. I feel like people like that way of like V-Friend and Vendetta too.
Starting point is 00:45:07 It's like, it's either like the greatest movie of all time or you're like, okay, sure. I feel like I'm on the fifth element too, although I know that's also an unpopular opinion. Oh, you know, like it? Yeah, it was just like, I was always more of a Matrix fan. I really fucking loved the first Matrix and Fifth element
Starting point is 00:45:19 was about the movie Ohmere. Fifth element? Yeah, Fifth element come out. Yeah, I think it's a week. Like three or four years before. Yeah, but it's like a same era. You know what I mean? It's like, here's how so well. Fifth element. Fifth element come out like three or four years before. Yeah, but it's like a same era. You know what I mean? It's like, here's how I remember the fifth element.
Starting point is 00:45:28 I remember because it was when DVDs were taking off and maybe about the time that I was kind of getting into this stuff and all like the home theater mags and everything. They were always, at least had screenshots of fucking fifth element for years and years and years. I was like, I'm so fucking sick of this movie. It's like, good. Yeah, it's just, you know, people really like the element.
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Starting point is 00:47:28 Is that even their catchphrase? It's not their catchphrase, it wasn't there. I was like, that's, that's good. That one's free. That one's, you got it. It's the second one. It's good, you shh. My, my mommy just texted me.
Starting point is 00:47:36 My parents were watching. Oh, there? I just texted my mom too, because they always like to know what I'm on. And I was like, I'm completely if you're rather tired. I'm a bad son, yeah. Now I got the text like he could have told us.
Starting point is 00:47:44 So I was like, I, I, I, speaking of San Antonio. Oh, got the text like he could have told us. And I was like, I was just speaking of San Antonio. Oh, for fuck's sake, let's talk about it. Does he have a name? No. There was a bad boon on the loose in the San Antonio airport. I think, I think that's kind of scary. I think they just caught him right before he went live. But boon on the lamb.
Starting point is 00:48:00 It's funny you say that because we watched the video right before we started and you know, it's, you know, the local news person in front of all their graphics, it says, monkey in the airport. It's like, we're gonna go live to our person at the scene and we cut, I've never seen a more nervous reporter in my life.
Starting point is 00:48:13 I've seen reporters in the middle of like, Gail Force wins that had like, a lung bomber in this guy, like, it customis, like as if he's worried the monkey's gonna be there. Like, rubbing it and together. And for sure, I would be worried. I would be worried.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Yeah, it's like, and like you said, all the headlines are monkey on the loose. And then you, you, you look at the video, you see the image, you're like, that's a bad boon. And the report on the scenes, like, yeah, that's a bad boon. Yeah, it's a bad boon.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Yeah, it's a bad boon. Oh, man. I think they just caught it. At first, and it was funny, it was like, we've got people there. We've got him isolated to a room. Now we've got him, like, it's like just narrowing it down. We're getting him through security.
Starting point is 00:48:47 We're getting him a pat down. The best part too is they had a, they had a represent from the airport that was like, yeah, you know, prior to this incident, the other biggest incident we had was a loose cat. And I mean, we had a time catching him. And I'm just sitting there like, God help. You know what, how did you get a bad boot?
Starting point is 00:49:04 I'm just on the cat. I'm imagining that there like God help you. You know what? How do you have a baboon? I'm down the cat. I'm a magic snack in the airport like the security teams there and you see like a door handle jiggle and they're like open doors. Oh, it has to come. I mean, a baboon can learn. It can be flying a plane by the end of the adventure. What is the series of events? It has to take place in order for the baboon to get loose. First of all, the baboon had to get into the air It was on a flight. Where's it going? Didn't fit in the cargo in a cage and got loose. Was it like a peg? I don't know hang over four This is all this viral marketing. Yeah, that's a new price link
Starting point is 00:49:39 From the people that brought you Ikea monkey Lustig leg and Chad and Vazki did you have pre-check though? I don't I think you don't need pre't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
Starting point is 00:49:59 I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. and it decided, I don't like this person, so it tore off their face and genitals. Tore off the guys, genitals. I love both of those things about myself.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Yeah, those are kind of like, you can live without them, but what, yeah, you don't want to be told. And then when they first came to their attach them, they put, they swapped them by accident. That's how Gonsa was born. You can now practice it. And now it's the new DC villain. Like, of all of the external,, like of all of my extremities
Starting point is 00:50:27 that I could lose, those are my two, the faces of extremity. Look at that noise. Yeah, look how, yeah. It's on my outfit. It's my top dick, like that's all it is. Um, those, I need those. I need those some most.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Yeah. The, is it legal to have a monkey? Can we just, I don't think you can have a monkey. I key a monkey got taken away from that woman That monkey looks sad. That's probably good for the monkey I I always think about like animals being like taken away and then released in the wild and it just makes me think of every video I've ever seen of someone with like a mouse in like a trash can It's like oh, we'll let you out now and then like third within 30 seconds of hot come and swoops it and takes it away
Starting point is 00:51:05 I know it is. I love those videos. A couple of weeks ago I saw one. I think this family had picked up a squirrel that had like a broken leg or something. They were releasing it. They were putting it onto a tree. The squirrel's like taking a few Timmy steps
Starting point is 00:51:17 and then the family house cat runs out because on the tree grabs the squirrel and takes off with it. You know what I think my favorite part of those videos are? Is that the reaction is always the same. It's always, oh no, it's not despair. It's a strange blend of disappointment. And with the squirrel one anymore. With the squirrel one, it was pure terror.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Yeah, she was still filming with blood curdling. Yeah, it was an awful scream. Yeah, the cows. You guys fucked up. We finally literally said, yeah. I mean, if I was a kid, I was like, I'm an awful scream. Yeah, I'm just rolling. You guys fucked up. We finally got it. Yeah. I mean, if I was a kid, I was like, I'm doing something good. I'm doing something for the environment.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Here's the squirrel back. Oh, fuck, Mr. Tibbles. Mr. Tibbles. I saw a video just the other day. This is written depressing territory here. A guy was a falconer and said his cow can go droop to the end of this field, comes back to side to come back via the road and run straight into a semi-truck.
Starting point is 00:52:08 And you can see the guy's face was just like, people in the comments were like, look, I've dabbled in this hobby, it takes a very long time and a amount of effort to bond with one of those birds. And it's just like, you could see it like on the Falconer's face. Just like, no. Just like, that's an accident, dude, you know?
Starting point is 00:52:24 It's like a bummer. Hey, Was there like a comical puff of feathers? No, there's nothing like that. Well, then this is sad. Was there like a slight whistle? Yeah. Anything, anything, I'm, yeah. And this is the semi way by the Falconer. He went like this one.
Starting point is 00:52:37 No, that's the semi way. Yeah. Man, I hit a pigeon once and I've never seen so many feathers in my car. No, in my car. Yeah, I was talking shit. I know in my car. Yeah, it was like, I didn't realize pigeons seen so many feathers. Like you punched me. No, in my car. I was talking shit. I know my car. Yeah, it was like, I didn't realize
Starting point is 00:52:47 kids just have that many feathers. Okay, it just, it goes deep. Yeah. They're all feathers. Everywhere it was all feathers. I don't know why I got sent this video and I don't remember exactly. Like I think I was probably Austin
Starting point is 00:52:57 because it was a weird video. Send me a video of like a machined de feathers chickens. It's just this like, what are we talking about? How in this? I don't know. Talk about this. Speaking of Austin, genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius.
Starting point is 00:53:07 She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius.
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Starting point is 00:53:21 She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius pick up was the next day. I'd had a few beers, so I was like, all right, gonna throw these in the recycling and take it out to the curb. I roll it out to the curb, set it up, and I can feel like there's someone approaching
Starting point is 00:53:34 and really close to me. So I look up all of a sudden, and Austin is standing there, and he's got like a plant with him, and he goes, he shouts, what the fuck? And I look at him, I go, wow, that's weird. And I turn around and go back into my house and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:53:49 where the fuck was he carrying a plant walking down the street at like midnight? So the next day, I didn't know anybody this, the next day, that was the different story though. Yeah, he comes into our office and he closes the door, he says, I know where Kuslev's now. I was like, what the fuck, what do you, he's going, he's like, I was really drunk.
Starting point is 00:54:04 And I realized I didn't have my 10,000 steps for the day. So just are apparently there's like open container laws and you're fine. So you just started walking and drinking, walking and drinking. I don't know if that's true. He'll figure that out. I highly doubt that's true.
Starting point is 00:54:14 He'll figure that's fine. He'll figure that's fine. It was juice. But he was walking and he, I don't even know what neighborhood it was. But he was walking by. Good. No, I actually don't.
Starting point is 00:54:24 He passed, like, people put some trash out of the curb, and there's a vase in it full of peacock feathers. And Austin being... Austin's like a very normal thing to throw away. In Austin? Yes. And he was like, oh, it's my girlfriend's birthday. She loves peacocks.
Starting point is 00:54:37 I'll take these. I'll get this trash for her. Yeah, I mean, he's absolutely got it for her. So he just picked it up. And he's like, I was walking. There was Gus. I didn't know what to do. And he just picked it up and he's like, I was walking. There was Gus. I didn't know what to do. And he just like, he said, like, yeah, he screened everything.
Starting point is 00:54:50 He just didn't know what to do. So he just kept walking and he was like, I don't know. Like, I don't know what to do now. I was like, should I talk to him? I was like, nah, he's fine. It was just, we was really, it was just a such a weird moment. He was so freaked out. And like, I don't know where to go.
Starting point is 00:55:04 The first year I knew him, he struck me as one of those people that just makes up stories for attention. But then I got to know him and I realized there's just something wrong with him. And he just left a very bizarre life. A bizarre series of events that happens to him on a weekly basis. It's like after they destroyed something beautiful
Starting point is 00:55:22 in Fight Club. And then it's just like, there he is. There he is. He's just there. It's a beautiful weird. You beautiful and fight club and then it's just like there he is there he's just there It's a beautiful weird the other day speaking of weirdness. I had a really weird experience at a restaurant There was I went to this Nepalese restaurant because I realized that I'd never had So I'm sitting there and there's like a little bit of space and then there's another table to my right and there's a woman sitting there by herself and she comes in and she seems like I don't know, like a little erratic, like she's just like shifting gears talking about all kinds of stuff and the waiter comes by to take her order and she explains how she's never been to the restaurant
Starting point is 00:55:56 before and she wants, I'll get to the spot, she wants an explanation for everything that's on the menu, she wants to know what everything is. And I guess the waiter doesn't have time, so the manager comes over to take over. The manager. I probably would too. The manager's very patient. The manager was very nice to her. It's like, this is this kind of dish,
Starting point is 00:56:12 it has this meat, this kind of sauce, this taste, this pices, explains literally everything on the menu to this woman. Then she goes, I've been awake for three days. I'm really tired. What? Just bringing me whatever you want. And then she shoves the menu back to the manager
Starting point is 00:56:25 The manager's like, okay, so the manager leaves like it's to put in like a food order for her after all that right after He's explained everything. She's like whatever whatever you you pay for me He's a shit sandwich So then she's sitting there then after a while like the waiter the original waiter comes back and he's like Oh, here's you know some food puts down on the table. She looks at it and goes that's not my food And the waiter goes like, oh, here's some food, puts it down on the table. She looks at me and goes, that's not my food. And the waiter goes, well, what is your order? She goes, that's not my food.
Starting point is 00:56:48 So waiter's like, hold on. So waiter leaves, he leaves the food on her table. He leaves, it goes to get some manager. And the manager comes back and the manager's like, you told me to order food for you. This is what I ordered. She's like, oh, yeah, it looks good. What is wrong?
Starting point is 00:57:00 Well, this person, well, she had been up for three days. And then she was just keep that food. The remainder of the rest is late for my flight. Can you please say this? Yeah, that restaurant was BYOB. So she tries to order like a glass of wine and the manager's like, well, you know, we
Starting point is 00:57:17 don't have a liquor license, but if you have, you know, your own alcohol, you can bring it in, which I hope you don't. And the manager says, that doesn't get total platitude. The manager says, there's a liquor store that's just walking just like, it's just right over here. It's like, what's up with you? You can go get a bottle of wine if you want.
Starting point is 00:57:30 And the woman goes, Oh, I've got a bottle of wine in my car. And the manager goes, Okay, you can bring that in and you can pour yourself some wine. She goes, I don't want to bring the bottle down. Can you just give me a glass of ice and I'll go pour my glass of wine in my car?
Starting point is 00:57:41 And the manager goes, You can't do that. You can bring the bottle of wine down and pour yourself a glass of wine here. She goes And the manager goes, you can't do that. You can bring the bottle of wine down and pour yourself a glass of wine here. She goes, no, no, no, just get me a glass of ice and I'll go to my car and I'll pour myself a glass of wine. The manager's like, I understand, but, you know, we don't have a liquor license
Starting point is 00:57:57 like if you're doing that and carrying wine across the parking lot, you know, that could be trouble. She goes, don't worry if nobody will get in trouble, it'll just be me. The manager goes, well, that's not really how it works. You really should bring down this bottle of wine. If I don't get caught, it doesn't count. Right, so we're good.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Hey, we're good. And then she makes a mistake of asking, like, what kind of glass do you want? Do you want like a wine glass? And she's like, no, just any kind of glass. A big glass, just fill it with ice. And I'm gonna go fill up my, I'm gonna go par my stuff a glass of wine.
Starting point is 00:58:23 It was like, what is happening here? And then eventually, so later, like she takes like two bites of her food, and then she goes, I just got a phone call from that project I've been working on for the last three days. I gotta go and I gotta finish this up. Have your people box this up for me?
Starting point is 00:58:36 Whew, have your people. Right, I was like, why is that your word choice? And I was like, okay, he like takes the food and like boxes it up for her and gives it her and like, she pays and leaves. It's like, what is that woman's life? I didn't think anyone actually said that. I thought that was just the joke of like, have your people call my people. Like, I didn't, we were just think you've ever done in a restaurant where like a Starbucks or something.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Do I have to be an adult or can I be a kid? Do you have a new Starbucks rule which you don't have to buy anything to come and send their stores? That's a new company wide rule. It's not a backfire completely. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't weird. It was just really fucking dumb. I was like, I guess I was like 15 or 16. I had been working at a backpacking camp
Starting point is 00:59:20 for about a month and, you sound super depressed. Yeah. Well, no, it's like, he's like, he's like, he can only afford a messenger back. So it's like, I really fuck some shit up. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I And then my parents to celebrate we went to what's it called? It's in San to the Alamo fellow cafe Alok Cafe and I remember I was excited to have a soda. I ordered a big red very popular in Texas very sugary very sugary So good super red And the waitress dropped it off put a straw on it and I put my lips on the straw and I went
Starting point is 01:00:02 And I I just poured big red all over myself for my cell. I had been in the wilderness for a month. I put my full memory in. I was no longer a part of society, Bernie. Do you remember when that happened to Tom Hanks in Castaway? Like, when they bring him back, and he pours big red all over himself.
Starting point is 01:00:19 He was like, I tried. I tried to do that scene. No, and like, no, it was stupid. It made no, I just, my muscle memory crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, 16 as a defense, but you were literally just poured in entire class. I think red all over you. I don't think she has another phrase she can say up Besides that if it's not alcohol glass dumb it was like it was like half of it. I was like wow. It was like you're cold on my nipples. No So fucking sticky. It was like I was so bad coach after a fucking. I remember like my family just laughing me That guy wasn't like a soccer coach, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Because I mean, we drink gatorade. I'm like, big, big. Yeah. I feel like, what are you doing? It's like, I don't know if this is all I know. I've forgotten how to live. I only know giant containers and spickets. It's like, oh, damn you FedEx.
Starting point is 01:01:18 I think this isn't the dumb, like, this isn't a weird thing that I did, but it happened to me. I guess, so I went to, I was probably eight or 10 or something like that and my parents told me the magic time machine. For her. Can you explain what that is?
Starting point is 01:01:30 I've placed gone now, right? I think it helps. I think it helps. Well, I have a very vague memory of it. It's just, it's just, it's just up in costumes and it's like, oh, you're eating in a different era and all this shit. No, it's still there.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Is it open? Get out of here. Where is it? They don't fall, they don't fall the rules at all. They're like, hey, why don't you magic time machine. Get out of here. Where is it? It's just in the Antonio. They don't follow the rules at all. They're like, hey, why wouldn't a magnetime machine? I'm tinkerbell and I'm like bitch. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:49 She didn't exist. Give me another waitress. And here's the other thing they, apparently they do is, they've got like a cool like dick slash resort thing going on where they just like. Terrorized children. That's what happened to me. Hey, when they fuck with you. Oh, me, so did I.
Starting point is 01:02:04 They like are way to really want me to get what they have like these like fizzy drinks, happened to me. Hey, when they fuck with you, when you talk to me, so did I. Our waiter really wanted me to get, well, they have these like fizzy drinks, but like it's just like constantly bubbling out. I was like, nah, I just want like a coke, that'd be fine. And he was like, now you want the fizzy drink. I was like, nah, I really just like the coke. So like that was like what set us off
Starting point is 01:02:16 and like gave us an issue. What are you, pussy? That's pretty much what happened. So then I went to, I had to go to the bathroom, so my daddy takes me to the bathroom. Cowardry? Like somewhere between like six and eight or seven times. Yeah, like, like two weeks ago, I have a birthday.
Starting point is 01:02:33 And I went to the bathroom, I did my business, and I was at that age, and I still am, where it's like, I didn't have to touch my weaners, so I just can use, I don't use soap, I just use water. I was really hoping you're using it. I know. I was really hoping you're gonna say, it's like you're at the age when you go to the year and only just pull your pants down to your ankles
Starting point is 01:02:47 And you just let it go. Oh, I was gonna go and I'm gonna be age right and jerk off because I was in a bathroom From minute you never Nobody no wait, can we time out on your side? Hey pause Hey, Bernie, you never know what you're form of yours like you never Recent point we had to jerk off at every possible opportunity I mean yeah, but not like like in public? Give a recent point we had to jerk off at every possible opportunity. I mean, yeah, but not like, you know, public bathroom at a restaurant.
Starting point is 01:03:08 Yeah, what the? That didn't do that. I never went to Dany's. I was like, hey, fair, you miss like, you can't just bring that up like you, oh, I've never, I've never done that. I just, you know, I hear things that you jerk off in a public restroom.
Starting point is 01:03:18 I mean, I just say I never jerk off in a public restroom saying not in a restaurant. Like, that would be great. Tube, two luscious pancakes next to each other, little whipped cream dollop in the middle. And now I'm just like the restroom, I'm saying not in the restroom. Look, now there's a tube, two luscious pancakes next to each other, a little whipped cream dollop in the middle. And now I'm just like, hey guys. I want to get right back. Is that why you were so excited
Starting point is 01:03:31 to imagine time machine still around? I still understand. Dude, I can fucking surge jerking off in the Victorian area and finish in the information age. It would be amazing. Jesus. My story's no longer good.
Starting point is 01:03:44 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bring it back, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll bring it back. I'll bring be amazing. Jesus. My story's no longer good. I went to the bathroom. No, bring it back. I went to the bathroom. I didn't use soap. I walked back from the bathroom. I just washed my hands. I just washed my hands.
Starting point is 01:03:52 I didn't use soap. You didn't wash your hands. Yeah, I was sick. I was sick. I've learned. And the waiter asked, Hey, did you wash your hands? I said, yeah, he said,
Starting point is 01:04:00 he's soap. I said, no. And then he went on the intercom and announced everybody in the restaurant. So that Carrie Shockross did not wash his hands Yeah, you should have ordered the fizzy I should have ordered the fucking fizzy drink. God yo like Your years of anxiety makes so much more sense to me now I spent the rest of his bet his birthday dinner under the table. Oh my god birthday dinner under the table. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Did you jerk off down there? Yeah. Privacy. That kind of begs the question, why do they have a public address system in the magic car machine? Why pay this man more so he has more things to do? And he doesn't. Did your father tip him?
Starting point is 01:04:34 I mean, did your parents tip him well for that? I'm free sure they were very upset. So that reminds me, so it's fun. I'm the same night of my dad taking us to Jackass. He continued the tradition like, oh, I'll be cool to these teenage boys who went to the hooters right around the corner from the movie theater that we went to.
Starting point is 01:04:53 And at this point, like, Papaluna is like all time high score, like ranking for cool dad right now. But then he did something that very much reminded me of like the father I'd grown to know, which is scary and intimidating. Like, I don't know how to relate to you. I don't know anything about sports.
Starting point is 01:05:07 You're really stern, we're angry. Essentially, we went to Hooters, we got our food or whatever. His food shows up late, and then his food is cold. And I'm holding back. I'm a little pansy. I avoid confrontation. If I got a cold meal, I'd be like, where are you like, back then?
Starting point is 01:05:26 Just like a puddle of goo. Hey, do you mind me pause and talk about something? Been sitting here kind of in my seat. Oh, you kind of, oh, is that huh? Like kind of being antsy, because then you something was coming. Okay, and it just,
Starting point is 01:05:39 fuck this story, fuck this story. Sorry, I hate to interrupt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please do. Please do, please do. Do we have a graham cracker? Graham Hattick? He was here. I saw him. I'm sorry, I hate to interrupt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and he was like, let's go, we're going now. And I saw they didn't leave a tip at all. He just turned dinner and the most awkward fucking thing ever and my three friends are with me. He always liked that and I was like, yeah, I'm really sorry. Okay, yo, fuck this story.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Also, I love you dad. Fuck this story. Hey, Gray. Hey, Gray. What's up, baby? So while we've been on the podcast, some people have noticed in chat that I have been checking my phone again and again.
Starting point is 01:06:21 Oh, yeah. Because I've been refreshing someone's Instagram feed in anticipation of something being said. By the way, everyone, this great headache, he is the head of the animation division. Hello, I'm the one who used to work to park me in anymore. It's guy called the animation division.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Really? Yeah, we have force now. What's that? We're like a force. We're the animation. You're one of the enemies, though. But, and also the shower of an upcoming 3D animation project.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Yeah, Genlock. That's right. Been working a little thing called Genlock for a man a while now. A lot of track of time. But yeah, that's been kind of crazy. Yeah. So one of the fun parts about being in pre-production for a
Starting point is 01:07:03 show or going into production is a big part of that is casting. Yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry, I'm kind of in a weird place. I've been feeling like I'm holding my breath for, I don't know how long now. But yeah, it's kind of odd, which just happened online just a minute ago. I love how supportive everyone's been of the show. But we had an actor online that just posted on socials saying that they wanted to be in Genlock. And I don't know if people out there, if you're watching the podcast right now live, then you're the very first ones to help me
Starting point is 01:07:34 sus out. There's a gentleman who goes by the name Michael B. Jordan. You might know him from the MCU that we talked about. Yeah, go check his Instagram. I think it's Michael B. Ford Jordan. But his Instagram is Michael B. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan. And he just posted about playing Chase in Genlock.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Yeah, apparently he was playing the cast. So, are you telling me that I didn't get the roll of chase? I mean, is this really how you got that? I'm going to have a way to break it to you. This is how you find out. This is awkward. So, that is a crazy, crazy announcement. We had a fun announcement about a new animated project.
Starting point is 01:08:06 We had that last week. So it's been this like a crazy seven days man. Really crazy, but this can be, that's amazing. That's amazing. It is so cool. Can you talk it all about how that goes? What are we going? I'm going to read it right now.
Starting point is 01:08:16 I'm like, well, yeah, I don't know what it's going to do. So I try and play it quite like, oh, yeah, gee, some guy named Michael just posted, he wants to be part of the cast. So anyways, you guys are talking about Marvel movies. Oh, yeah. But no, no, no, okay, yeah, it's real. Some some kind of Michael just posted he wants to be part of the cast so no you guys are talking about Marvel movies But yeah, but no, okay, well, yeah, it's it's real. This is the thing that we've been talking about or kind of you know winking at for months this is We've been our people have been talking to their people as they say since
Starting point is 01:08:40 We're just talking about that phrase It was crazy. Yeah, I mean, so this is, you know, Rister Teeth has done some crazy stuff before, but we've never approached casting quite like this. And, you know, Michael, it turns out was at the top of our dream casting list. And we've got some concept art, kind of using his visage to figure out the look of Chase
Starting point is 01:09:07 from a long time ago. This is before we even thought we'd have the chance to reach out. And so we should post that eventually just to back that up. But yeah, when he was at the top of our dream list, we didn't actually think we'd have a chance to reach out. Then it kind of looked like maybe we could. So we put together a package of like the script and some art from the world and the work
Starting point is 01:09:29 and progress of Chase's art. We even animated a version of Chase's model using some of his audio, some of his performance from Creed. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and and, and and, and and, and, and, that will thing up and send this message in a bottle to them. And it kind of made it across the Hollywood ocean through all the agents and point agents and producers and managers and attorneys and whatnot. And eventually we call that giant floating island of plastic. That's the level of autonomous robot working on picking
Starting point is 01:09:58 that stuff up, which they're doing a test program for that. Really? But we digress. What's the point of that? I'm not about this. Let's hear more I'm supporting you, the better I'm about this. Let's hear more of them. No, long story short, yeah. The first amazing thing was he didn't say no.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Yeah, no, okay, that's amazing in and of self. And then I- You try to animate himself. Sorry, what? Huge fan of anime himself. He is, and yeah, so we started talking to him. This was before the premier of Black Panther. This is before the whole anime meme from the Vanity fair video interview where he was like walk around his crib and put into the
Starting point is 01:10:29 Mapsing he wanted to go to Japan all of that was the entire time like we can't say anything right now And but now we finally can Do you have this before? Man, and Bernie didn't spoil it Yeah, I was gonna say, Hey, do you have this? I'm gonna say, man, and Bernie didn't spoil it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Somehow, we were talking earlier about human torches, and I was just like, you're a burp, burp. Yeah, I got my butthole clenched. When we got that point, I was like, Bernie, don't have to do that. Human torches. Yeah, but yeah, it's been incredible. So we can, we can finally say that
Starting point is 01:11:00 Genlock is in full production, and people can look forward to a bunch of new updates now on a pretty regular basis. We'll be starting to show off some more art and some more behind the scenes and interviews with the crew and, you know, I'm sure there'll be a couple of RTX. So what?
Starting point is 01:11:17 I'm sure there'll be cool stuff at RTX. Yeah, our RTX and we hope to visit a couple of different conventions, announcements forthcoming. Yeah. But yeah, we're going to kind of hopefully make it a bunch of places over the summer and into the fall. And yeah, and I'm not too far away from, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I'm going to go fly out on one of his days off. And we're going to go like find the voice of the character and start recording here soon.
Starting point is 01:11:46 So that's fantastic. Follow the channel. And then we have potentially more casting announcements coming up with Jen Locke, is that we have some first person officially now as part of that. This is the first casting announcement of any project we've made.
Starting point is 01:11:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, so pressured. I'm gonna hate to have to be following that up. Yeah, right. With Gus. Yeah. He'll be playing Squirrel Girl. following that up. Yeah. Right. With God. Yeah. No. Oh. Can we play Squirrel Girl? Well, when can people see Dunluck?
Starting point is 01:12:12 When do we know yet? I mean, we can't really think. We still can't announce. So, the team is still kind of figuring that out. Thanks in advance for everyone's patience. We believe me, want to get this into the world. Yeah. So you can see it as much as hopefully you wanna see it. And, but we're particularly with new logistical announcements
Starting point is 01:12:34 like this, I think we're gonna wrap in our heads around exactly what this does the production, what the best time's gonna be. So. Play, play, play, kill you in chat, saying, guess you can say, I'm Jen shocked. Oh, nice. Hey. And that's the last Jen. I have to say, anyway. I'll play kill you in chat is saying guess you can say I'm Jen shocked. Oh nice Hey, and that's the last I have to say my favorite Michael B Jordan story is a recent one from black panther
Starting point is 01:12:53 About the teenage girl who bit through her retainer. Yeah during his shirtless scenes So I I was gonna I was gonna make I didn't have time to I was gonna make you an iron retainer Didn't he end up like paying for it? He ended up like a botter in your retainer. And that fantastic. I know, he's the one who put it to the test. Yeah. Well, congrats looking forward to Genlock, man.
Starting point is 01:13:10 Yeah, I'll be back. Nice. And you guys do. Casting is one thing, but we've seen what I've seen of the show so far is just incredible. So I'm really looking forward to it. Really looking forward to it. Really, really appreciate it.
Starting point is 01:13:23 And look forward to sharing more of it with everybody as soon as possible. Yeah. Love you. Yeah. Really looking forward to it. Really, really appreciate it and look forward to sharing more of it with everybody as soon as possible. Yeah. Love you. Yeah. Hey, Greg. I'm out. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 01:13:30 You beautiful bastard. Well, so now I can take all that up. Because now what I was going to say earlier, Michael would be Jordan also played human torch. I mean, if I just wanted them to be, then we're not to be Killmonger. Are you more importantly? He's also in Genlock. Yeah. And more importantly, he's also in Genlock. Yeah, more importantly is in Genlock. Arguably Killmonger is the best antagonist in the entire
Starting point is 01:13:50 MCU. I think Killmonger Vulture. It's even it's hard to call him even a villain right? Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. In that. He's a really I really like that character. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. That's who finally out there. Oh my god. If you just story about the restaurant, no, I pretty much covered it. And then Michael B. Jordan showed up and god. Do you want to finish your story about the restaurant? No, I pretty much covered it. And then Michael B. Jordan showed up and he was like, Yeah, well Bernie was in the bathroom doing some weird shit. No, I was like, what a great, like,
Starting point is 01:14:14 assortment of conversation topics. Well, it's like, we'll just have to send the clip of that individual moment. Yeah, it's like, don't watch the episodes. Like, just watch the clip. No, you know, I'm gonna be thinking about that. Anytime I go to a restaurant with Bernie now, if you have to go to the bathroom, I'm gonna be thinking about it. Anytime I go to a restaurant with Bernie and I, if you have to go to the bathroom,
Starting point is 01:14:26 I'm gonna wonder about it. At least I watch my hands. At least I watch my hands. I don't care. I'm so, like, no, Eric. I've learned as long as I touch my weaner, I watch my hands or so. I behave myself.
Starting point is 01:14:36 I behave myself. I think actually, you know, honestly, I've often criticized people freak out about going to the restroom. Yeah. And then washing their hands, like like that's the end all be all but I think there's way worse things you can do with your hands and not wash your hands after that.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Then murder. You always wear gloves when you murder. Picking shit up off the ground. Like we suddenly picked something up off the ground that would immediately run and wash the hands. Dude, I never thought about it. I'll never forget we were in this before I do the the 50s I'll never forget, it was before I did all those tests rounds. I remember you and I were on a team
Starting point is 01:15:11 and I had a glass of water that I put underneath the stool that I was sitting on and I was just bouncing my foot on the bar over that water and you were like, you're fucking disgusted. I was like, what? You're fucking jiggling everything that's on the bottom of your shoe and your water and I was like, oh yeah, I never thought about that. You was like, what? You're fucking jiggling everything that's on the bottom of your shoe and your water. And I was like, oh yeah, I never thought about that.
Starting point is 01:15:27 You're like, what the fuck? You're hung with you. Yeah, I think about that stuff. How long can a glass of water sit out before you just dump it in? Three minutes. I'm not gonna, because if you don't drink it in three minutes,
Starting point is 01:15:38 I aim it. Like two days, you're an animal. You're a goddamn animal. Like, do you feel big red on yourself once? Everyone calls you a fucking animal. More than six hours, and I'm like, no. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Where do you have water sitting out for six hours? Well, he's got for two days, apparently. I feel like I wouldn't encounter the situation like overnight. I would pour my stuff water and then drink it, and then that's it. You got it? You got it the glass way you don't carry
Starting point is 01:16:00 the water with you? No. Really? I mean, I might, but it's like, if we're just a little while until I'm done with it. Like, if I, like sometimes I go over lunch, I have a set of glass of water out. If I get home from work like four hours later,
Starting point is 01:16:11 I'm not drinking that. No, no, no. I'm with you. So I'm gonna drop something in it. Yeah, I'm getting your head. It just tastes different too. That is true. It's just like a...
Starting point is 01:16:19 What are you, the kid from science? What's that? I don't see that shit. That was the only right science. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. No, I'm just a literate. Real talk. I've been holding my pee up until this MBJ announcement. And I got to go now. I promise I won't trick off. And I will wash my hands with soap. I'll be right back.
Starting point is 01:16:33 It's amateur hour. And I sure know. Well, now I get the whole couch. Didn't you go before the podcast? I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did Well, then don't drink. What's wrong with you? Hey, while we're on the topic of animation stuff, we haven't yet talked about the announcement we made last week that we're doing a project with Rob McElhenny, the creator of Owie Sunny in Philadelphia. I wish I was a million times more evolved than I am.
Starting point is 01:16:54 You can be as evolved as you'd like to. What I know you do. No, it's super cool. I don't know. I actually have no idea. Kerry is busy directing the biggest show. Hey, I don't want to. Yeah, busy directing the biggest show ever. Hey. I jump on himself. Yeah, there was, you know, so we're obviously everyone at Rushi. So many of us are huge fans of Oesonnie and Rob.
Starting point is 01:17:12 And so it was just, it was really serendipitous that he had an idea for an animated show. And we really liked it. And so now we're working together. That's a long time in the works as well. It was, when did we first start you and I started talking about like six months ago, or something like that. It was awhile. Yeah, it was awhile some of the CCs take longer
Starting point is 01:17:29 than you expect to come to fruition, you know, because people have very busy schedules. And yeah, we went to a couple of meetings and it was looking really good. And I thought, oh man, I have got to get either Michael or Jeff involved with this as soon as possible because they're gonna, if the two of them can murder me, you know But one of them I got a good chance of fighting off. Yeah, you know, because I should have chose Michael though
Starting point is 01:17:52 Cuz Jeff I can fight I'll be pretty jacked. Yeah, Michael's pretty fucking jacked, right? What's going on with him? I think I've bored and he's just look dad bod. Yeah, yeah Although I think our entire cast just kind of moved down a peg on the physical fitness Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know no one's buying through a retainer for us. No, no, I mean, Jesus, in that movie, a perfect physical specimen in that movie. Did you really want to answer your one gun for very long?
Starting point is 01:18:17 What you doing? You washing miles back already. Yeah. I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you, I told up, damage? Cool, sure fine. You have no mic here. So we were just talking on Spikeface, the project we announced last week. What is it? We just talked about how ripped Michael B. Jordan is. And that is true. I think all conversations lead back to that. Spikeface.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Yeah, no, Spikeface. Even more involved than I have. It has been super cool. It's being written by two dudes, Jeff and Ty. And we got to spend a good amount of time with them last time they were in Austin. They write real fast. They write fast. Yeah, I pretty much spent my entire day going over their scripts for feedback and stuff. And it is like, I'm so excited for the show. It is, I think it's gonna be a lot of fun. I don't know how much we're
Starting point is 01:18:58 allowed or what we can say about it. Probably a lot more. I think yeah. But how many episodes? You know, my favorite part of it is the projects so far, my favorite part. But really, a part I'm really enjoying is being in a writer's room with Jeff, because that's not something he typically does, but he should do more of, I think. It's been awesome, he's a fun dude.
Starting point is 01:19:16 This is our Jeff Ramsey, not Jeff Marvernale, who is one of the writers for Spikeface. Do you primary areas are Jeff and he tie? Yes. And then we have Jeff Ramsey in that room as well. We've also in that same announcement talked about collaborating with flashgits, Tom and Donna flashgits.
Starting point is 01:19:30 Oh, dude. I want to talk to you. We said the name of the show, but if we haven't shown any, there's a teaser route for it, right? Yeah, but we don't think it's all that. Yeah, so the name of the show is MotorNight. And that is, it's something that we've been talking about
Starting point is 01:19:43 for quite a long time. Yes, that's. Those guys are super cool. And it's something that we've been talking about for quite a long time. Yes, that's true. Those guys are super cool and it's been incredibly fun hopping on calls with them and like trading emails back and forth. They're their rad dudes and we're really excited to work with them on this. So upcoming, Jen Locke, you also had a trailer last week for season three of Camp Camp.
Starting point is 01:19:59 Got that, Jen Locke, spike face and motor night. So this will be Carrie and Miles's last appearance on the podcast for about 12 years. I'm like, he's that's all him. It's it's cool. It's it's like one of my goals last year was to like, let's get more writers that we can work with. Let's get more diverse crew of writers. And that's been awesome. We've been. It should be y'all should know this now from Red vs. Blue, but we've been working with people like Jason Wait, our very own Eddie Revis and Lila Hav, and those
Starting point is 01:20:31 are some names that you'll be seeing in a lot more productions as we go forward. It has been an absolute delight working with those people. Tom's born in Chevy for a while. Yeah, Tom Alvarado has just crushed it on Ruby Chevy. Like this last season, I thought it was our strongest, and a lot of that was Tom. It was mainly getting me out of the way. It's not the fucking, it's Paulist at the top.
Starting point is 01:20:50 And I'm really like, no, well then you and I are working on Ruby right now, which is a lot of fun. Yeah, no, it's a matter of just getting more people that we really enjoy to come and play with our animated toys and tell some fun stories. You know what I've learned from this whole process, getting more people that we really enjoy to come and play with our animated toys and tell some fun stories. You know what I've learned that from this whole process to you is I've learned how trustworthy
Starting point is 01:21:11 everyone who works here is because all of these things were some of the poorest kept secrets internally in the company for months and months and nothing ever got out about any of these stuff. And it's so crazy that they're all kind of landing in the same one week period or 10 day period. It was wild, yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:27 For context, we started talking about in MotorNight, like about a month before we even started talking about no matter of nowhere. What was that I think of as being the same meaning? It was very, it was towards, it was very close. It was very, very close. I remember no matter what's in the, like in the meeting with MotorNight.
Starting point is 01:21:43 And it was kind of like, we make one or the other. It's like, wait, we like both of these things. Why not make two things that we like? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's really just work with other writers too. Dude, yeah, it's awesome.
Starting point is 01:21:53 It's great learning from them too. Like, everybody has a different approach. And it's really fun. And I learned a little bit of this with RVB 14, the anthology season of like, what different writers of value? Like, I could always tell tell like fun house was like, oh, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue. Jonek Losi, he is so all about visuals and like visual storytelling, very much like Jordan Swierce, who just will just plaster visual
Starting point is 01:22:18 gags in the background of everything that he can, which is what made RTA so good. Jason gets into the psyche of characters, and Eddie is remarkable at structure. It's just like, it's cool. People that we don't normally work with and see what they bring to the table, and then learning from that and then trying to incorporate that into your own process. It's cool, man. What's your focus? I don't know. I like characters a lot.
Starting point is 01:22:44 You work with me. What's the shit that I do all the time that you character. I like characters a lot. You work with me. What's the shit that I do all the time that you're just like, it miles off on one of these again? Aside from me being like, I don't know, like, is that too powerful? And then you always have to be like, dude, animate. Oh yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 01:22:55 You're right. I don't know. That's just a thing of mine, I see. I don't know. You're one of the quickest to come up with a joke, like ever. And you're always great, I think, at reminding me of like, don't forget, this is animation. We can do whatever the fuck we want
Starting point is 01:23:09 so long as Cohen doesn't kill us first. Yeah. This is a gastric, I'm thinking we're going to. You're a fucking like Pierce the Heavens type dude. You're like, go for it. You're like, go for it all the time. Should we just like, should we just leave? Yeah, yeah, I mean, great.
Starting point is 01:23:19 You guys, I was going to go jerk on the bathroom. Yeah. Just watch your hands. It's not gonna, it's not gonna, that's all we ask. Just like, Dix last resort. Yeah, no, I'm always, I'm usually just because I've noticed all the writers to focus on different things as well.
Starting point is 01:23:36 Even I, it's into like, something the same miles. It's we like, comedy with like, big moments, like big dramatic moments in it as well. It's like, you gotta have heart to a story as well as having like, you and times and I really like contrast, I guess. Yeah, that was the thing that I really quickly learned with RVB was that, oh, people come to this expecting a comedy. So even just a little bit of drama will hit that much harder.
Starting point is 01:23:56 And I think that's the beautiful thing about comedy is that it gets you to a point where you lower your defenses and then the writer can go in and actually have a really sincere and meaningful conversation with you when you least expect it. I think that's one of the greatest things that you can do with comedy. Yeah. And we're in the middle of pilot month as well. Everything's going really well there. Yeah. Branded came out. Everybody seemed to like, branded. I think the only one that was kind of mixed reaction was Gork and we're working on that Gork's quest. I love Gork's quest. And then a cheap and hunter. And then we have left murder room and we have,
Starting point is 01:24:28 wait, that's gotta be this week, right? Oh, yeah. And then MDB animated. Yeah. Yeah. What's this week? We're gonna be something this week. What's this week? Nothing this week? No. Fucking week off for us. Look at that. I'm on the month, man. Yeah. As long as it happens. Listen, we're making general announcements. What else do you? Yeah. That was that's the nothing like I'll be totally totally. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. And I had asked you guys to be on the podcast before I knew that that announcement was happening today. Yeah. Like I'm a slacker. You're like, you know, this is going down on Monday, right? I had been trying to been I had been trying to get you guys for a little while and we did timing
Starting point is 01:25:02 just to never worked out. Then like if we worked out, then after you confirmed you're like, hey, this is what's happening Monday at six. I was like, this Monday? Yeah. Oh, well, that's fucking perfect. There's like a million things going on with this company. It's good. It's so many things.
Starting point is 01:25:16 It's a lot of things. It's a lot. It's definitely a lot of things. Yeah. And so, you know, it's funny because I forget what we were talking about earlier, but I made a joke and pluralized it. Jeff is adamant to make sure that people don't say achievement hunters.
Starting point is 01:25:29 Oh, God. Also, they did that with achievement hunters. They say achievement hunters. But that's kind of individually, it's almost like their position of the company is an achievement hunter. But people tend to pluralize things. You know, we worked at a company where they did that. Telling network, everyone called it Telling Networks. No idea why. And fucking Ryan tweeted that people should watch achievement haunters Oh, I did a last week. I think Michael replied to him pointing out very obviously no S in it. I do that much because I slur
Starting point is 01:25:58 I just add So I think all are doing great work on rubies But I know but it's one of those things. It only happens. It sounds stupid when you say that. But when you say, records versus record drugs, everyone calls it records. It's records.
Starting point is 01:26:13 Drugs. It's record drugs. No, I'm just trying to see that. Like the justification. I don't know. Who knows? They call records. Speaking of Ruby. I call it CBS.
Starting point is 01:26:20 It's called CBS. No, it doesn't. Speaking of Ruby, it pops on on the subreddit. Somebody checked out baby name. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Apparently, people are naming their babies Ruby now. Not like our WBY.
Starting point is 01:26:36 Hey, don't. Don't do that. Don't for it, dude. No, you don't ruin your child's life. You got this name. No, what do you mean? You's line. You got this name. No That's like oh god, that just weirds me out. It's like just name them Gus Yeah, you're probably Jordan. Yeah, whatever you want Like they're both like they're both just as good. I like I like Michael be Gus Michael be good one
Starting point is 01:27:02 Yeah, this any that B makes anything basically Michael Beguess. Michael Beguess, that's a good one, yeah. Is that B makes anything more? It does. Basically. It's good. Oh, man. Do either you guys have a labo, Nintendo labo?
Starting point is 01:27:11 No. I feel like this close to buying it. I'm not going to get it. Look at the hype. I have one. It's pretty cool, but I saw a video today where they had the guy who's a composer for Game of Thrones play the Game of Thrones theme using the labo piano.
Starting point is 01:27:26 Yeah. Oh, shit. Like, I guess he'd never used a switch, never, you know, he's not a, not a gamer. Yeah, there's just like putting a mini piano in front of him. Right. Like here, this that works. See if you can recreate the Game of Thrones theme.
Starting point is 01:27:38 And it's really funny to watch him, like, figure it out and then, like, layer a couple of things and play it back on that shitty little cardboard piano. Yeah. It looks fun. It looks like it'd be like a cool, like, I'm essentially, and then like layer a couple of things and play it back on that shitty little cardboard piano. It looks fun. It looks like it'd be like a cool, like I'm essentially like waiting for like a rainy day activity.
Starting point is 01:27:50 Yeah, I think it did not sell well. I feel like. Well, they didn't market the hell out of it. Like Nintendo tends to do for a lot of their first party stuff. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what their idea was with this, but I'm happy they did it. It's not for me.
Starting point is 01:28:03 I'm not particularly interested in it, but that's the one thing I've always cherished about Nintendo is that they'll just do shit that other people don't. They're going to scream like they are and they got cardboard. Yeah, man. Well, in a weird way, they're kind of a similar cloth. Like you just said, the Game of Thrones dude wasn't a gamer, but he can understand it. That was the thing that really made me save up to get a vibe was,
Starting point is 01:28:27 I remember I played it at the Game Grumps office and was like, holy shit, VR is here. Oh my God. I, and my first thought was, I need my parents to experience that. You wanted the Game Grumps office? Yeah, you wanted to do that. It was, what's up?
Starting point is 01:28:39 What did you do that? I think this was for RVB14, because Brian and Ross did one of those episodes. Yeah, man, that was a lot of fun. I went to Soselo. I was, I went to Soselo. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was I set it up, my parents came in time for RTX and my mom loved audio shield and my dad of all things latched onto the Brookhaven experiment
Starting point is 01:29:08 and was the horrifying zombie survival. My dad did the exact thing. And my brother and I were like, oh, my dad, it was this amazing visual of just like, he's got the big dumb box on his head. And he's just like got this huge smile. I was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm just like trying to punch the zombies.
Starting point is 01:29:25 He played it till one in the morning. And I was like amazed, because I remember as a kid, like he got us our Xbox. And I remember him trying to play Madden and Halo. And the controller was just such a barrier to entry. He couldn't do it. But the best VR stuff is so intuitive. Like, he was just all about.
Starting point is 01:29:42 Job simulator to me is like, it's what you should show people. Even the Rick and Morty one is super intuitive when you pick it up, you know what to do. Rick and Morty or a counting. I have another Rick and Morty one. I have another Rick and Morty one. I did a counting though. What's the counting guy?
Starting point is 01:29:54 It's a, I can never, I can't pronounce this name. That's the only one. Yeah, yeah. He, like his company did like a separate one. It's just a free little game called counting. Well, a company, Al Kamee, who is Austin, they're Austin, they were bought by did, like, a separate one. It's just a free little game called Accounting. Well, the company, Al Kame, who is Austin, they're all studio, they were bought by Google, I believe. Yes.
Starting point is 01:30:09 They did job simulator, then they also did the Rick and Morty of your experience. That one, and they're both incredible. Fucking Teddy will sit there and run a 7-11 in all day long. Dude, I'm all about Beat Saber these days. It's an early action. Yeah, that looks cool, man. So much fun.
Starting point is 01:30:23 It's like, hey, let's take a rhythm game, which most people really like, especially in VR. And also add the most fun, like, haptic feedback experience every just make what you should. It's just make what you should feel like you're a badass. I'm sure. You look like Star Wars kid, but oh, yeah, no, you feel.
Starting point is 01:30:36 You wish you looked like Star Wars kid. Like you're just like Star-T-Mall. It's so much fun. I feel like Shitty Yoda. Shitty Yoda. Yeah, episode two. Oh, yeah, that's a damn it. You're big. You beat me to Yoda. Yeah, episode two. Oh, yeah, damn it. You beat me to it.
Starting point is 01:30:47 Yeah, at least you're not a sole caliber for you. Has anybody, has anybody hacked in, duals of the fates to the beat saber? No, they did. This is how deep into it, I got into the modding. I was really upset. Someone beat me to modding YMCA. Because I wanted to do all the things
Starting point is 01:31:02 like in the shape of the dance. You're talking about that for like, seriously, like four days. I was so excited. I was like, I'm gonna be out how to do it. And then I saw on Reddit like the other day. I was like, someone marted while I'm saying, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:31:11 Can I say though, I really admire the fact that I don't think you've done a lot of modding or programming in VR previously, is that correct? No. I do like that your attitude though is, hey, I want to see this thing, I'm gonna make it. Where there's a thing that happens online a lot that frustrates me, we're in comment threads where people go, even like for a gift, they'll say, oh, somebody
Starting point is 01:31:29 make a gift where they do this and this and this and this. And those like, I guess the people think that's the way the world works is they just type in what they want. And somebody else will go, they have to work on Reddit though. It does work. Someone will go, well, I want to get up votes for this. Right. In general, it does actually work.
Starting point is 01:31:42 Yeah. Which is kind of not good. But it is a weird thing. Like, there is a group of people out there that will just, that's their approach when they think of something. They're like, well, I can actually work. Yeah. Which is kind of not good. But it is a weird thing. There is a group of people out there that will just, that's their approach when they think of something. They're like, well, I can't make this myself. Just fucking learn how to make a gift. And drop the end of the world. Josh Rinalis has always blown me away with his ability to just like,
Starting point is 01:31:54 he want, his whole thing, he always wants to figure out how something works and then I'll get into it. Just like Thanos, you know, he want to see what Thanos would be like. He was kind of killed. He made it. Good for him. But he got really into VR chat and has like learned to, he taught himself rigging, to do taught himself rigging, to like make a model that he could be in VR chat.
Starting point is 01:32:13 He like guided me through a VR chat experience, like my fucking shaman or something. And it was so wild, like no one knew that I was like a roosterie thoresome, but I ran into people that were dressed as Ruby and Yang. And some guy was like, oh yeah, I made the site that unfolds or whatever. And I'm just there dressed as like a Mr. Meeseek's like, that's cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:32 Well, that's that stuff starts though. I started working, wait, before Red vs. Blue, started getting a feeling for like animation and things like that, when I made quake skins, which is that little flat file, but you had to envision how it was gonna wrap around the model. I see that in a Halo PC all the time. Is it really? I had modded the show that I'd make it
Starting point is 01:32:48 like my assault rifle, shot warthogs. Holy shit! All these crazy things, yeah. The crazy thing I've done so far is figure, I got a Ruby model onto my character for VRChat. That's like the most expensive thing I've ever done. I'm not expensive. In chat on the website, McSaxon says,
Starting point is 01:33:04 you still have a chance you can make the Macarena in Be Savory. Holy fuck. I gotta go. Kill the fee, kill the fee. That idea is out there. Yeah. Damn it.
Starting point is 01:33:14 Damn it. It's all right now. No, you guys. Let me ask you guys, which is one of the topic of like people requesting things that they want to see and then just seeing them. There's this trend on Reddit, where people will, and these things
Starting point is 01:33:26 you always get upvoted with say, hey, upvote this picture of John McCain. I mean, it's like a dog eating, I don't know, like a blood butt or something. I think so that when people, John McCain, this will show up. That doesn't work. That's not how Google image search works. That's not how it works. But people constantly upvote this stuff. Hey, you know what else?
Starting point is 01:33:44 People also put on Facebook like, hey, give me, if we get 10,000 likes, I think we might be able to do something of a reddit, smart. Well, well, yeah. Too smart for YouTube comments to dump for fortune. So I read it since in that nice little sweet spot. In there. It depends on a subreddit, my subreddit basis.
Starting point is 01:33:58 That is true. Very true. I think that the new layout's making everybody. My, what do I make my favorite post ever is on the top pin post on the Netflix subreddit. I just wanna check it out one day is like, stop sending requests for Netflix to the subreddit. Like they just post like,
Starting point is 01:34:12 hey can you make it so like in fast forward 40 seconds at the time? Like nobody from Netflix works here is on the subreddit. If everybody is suggesting stuff to like stop fucking posting this shit. We're panning everybody from this point on. Who does that? I'm like on the cusp of like trying to stop using Reddit
Starting point is 01:34:27 completely or using it more. Why, wait what? That's okay. Let's do it. I heard a suppressor you're going from the whole world. Yeah, I know. There's so many not good things about social media in general.
Starting point is 01:34:39 Sure. And Reddit just as a whole, like a bunch of different subrits can just kind of drive me crazy sometimes. And there's other times where I'm like, if I went to more subreddings, maybe I would have no more things. Oh God. It really is like a,
Starting point is 01:34:50 like the Vive subreddit, not all the time, but like that's a subreddit that's very much like, hey guys, I made a mod and everyone's like, oh wow, this is great, it's very like collaborative. But like, it's smaller than the subreddit. It's interesting. Yeah, I feel like that's the case for everything, right? It's great while there's like the first,
Starting point is 01:35:05 while everything's small, just the people that are there that are passionate and stuff, but then this thing starts to grow big. Reddit Mainstream. Reddit is, I mean, I think people on Reddit, especially even, they still think of it themselves as being like early adopters, you're not. Reddit is totally absolutely mainstream.
Starting point is 01:35:21 It's one of the biggest sites on the internet and it just tons of people. And you just get like that cacophony of voices in big subreddit. What's interesting though is like I still feel as though a lot of these larger websites have, they each still have a unique voice. So Reddit tends to be a cynical asshole. And this is a generalization. That's why Tumblr. Tumblr tends to be, Tumblr speaks almost exclusively in hyperbole. In emotion.
Starting point is 01:35:46 In emotion. Like, everything's either literally the best or they literally can't eat. It's their emotional platform. Facebook's now for your mom. Like, I can't think of a few like. Instagram? Yeah. Yeah, Instagram.
Starting point is 01:35:58 Instagram's like the popular kid. I feel like. I feel like Instagram feels more like a more female oriented platform. Like Pinterest definitely is. But I think Instagram of the mainstream ones seems the most female. I could, I think I could get with you. Definitely the post ratios.
Starting point is 01:36:15 Yeah. It's like all the guys I follow on Instagram post like once a month and some of the women I follow will post 18 times a day. I posted three times on Instagram. Did you? One of them was a stock photo. 18 times a day. I posted three times on Instagram. Did you? One of them was a stock photo. Three times a photo. It is a good photo.
Starting point is 01:36:28 Were you the one we were back at 636? No. And someone's Instagram was hacked. And they were posting the first. The first was that you? The person that hacked it. It was, it wasn't somebody to hack my, somebody used my work email. Yes.
Starting point is 01:36:44 To create an Instagram attack. And what was the only thing they posted on that Instagram, Carrie? Pictures of closed dicks. No, no, no, no, wait. It was, I thought it was pictures of him sticking his thumb out of his. No, no, am I misremming that? There's a bunch of bulges.
Starting point is 01:36:59 Okay, okay. Dicks with clothes on them? No, like it was just like dudes in box. The equivalent of going, I'm not touching you. Yeah, yeah. I'm a picture for that. I'm not a kid. No, yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:09 You can't take this down. Yeah, I think it's still up, it's fine. I mean, you guys see a text on that. You get this true. All right, let's wrap this up. Okay. All right, up voting on Reddit, there's nothing to do to influence Gumi and Shach.
Starting point is 01:37:22 It's not good. I mean, it might be people just loading the image. Right. Yeah, algorithms, algorithms, algorithms. Oh, he did. Bye. Imagine the Google engineer had said, hey, let's tile over stuff to Reddit. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
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