Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Brings The Spoilers - #493
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Oh, so just before the podcast start. Yeah, you were talking about a dude in Scotland who has now gone to jail or he's been
Sentenced he's been sentenced. Oh, I mean, he's been convicted. He's been convicted.
Convicted, but not sentenced.
I believe that's where we stand at this moment.
And he was convicted for hate speech.
Is that I believe so?
You know, we live in a country where freedom of speech
is a very valued freedom that has.
He let you, he let you,
he let you, he let you scream at a restaurant employees
in Manhattan, all you want,
because they speak Spanish for front of you.
And then the mariachi we had to show of a side outside your apartment. Right. It's a beautiful cycle. It's great. But we digress here. So this guy taught his girlfriend's
pug. Which she liked too much. He taught he taught the pug how to be a Nazi. Now you're gonna need to explain. There's a world where he doesn't explain and we let that kind of hang. Because that's a lot of things there.
Yeah.
So what would a suit, I assume to be a humorous attempt
to make fun of his girlfriend, she loves his dog so much.
He thought, well, what's the most unlovable thing I could do?
Teach it to be a Nazi.
So he taught it to you like, do the salute.
He said, oh, you're careful not to get used to the bowl.
You're being carried away. Yeah, just going over the top of the thing. I'll have to like do the salute. He said, oh, you're careful not to get you're being very aware.
Yeah, just going over the top of the thing.
I'll have to like do it.
Yeah.
And then he was he would say he phrases to it like,
and I think this is why he actually went to jail.
Okay.
Like he would say things to the dog like,
Hey, do you want to go outside?
Dog will have no reaction.
Uh-huh.
Do you want to go in the other room?
Dog with heavier actually goes,
do you want to gas the juice?
And the dog they're excited.
And he laughs about that.
That is, I think, that phrase in particular
is where that qualified as hate speech.
I wasn't in the courtroom.
So chat is, I'm not gonna check in chat here
on the Rochite website.
Chat is saying that they ended up just finding the guy.
So I looked it up and they find him 800 pounds.
800 quid.
800 pounds.
So that's about what?
Leavenhurbucks?
Something like that?
Something like that?
That's like a couple dog lessons basically.
Yeah.
And one life lesson.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's gotta be that.
I think it's just, you know,
you know, you know, you know,
the 11 countries that weren't to war
over because of essentially hate speech,
they're gonna have a negative reaction.
You know, when you're publicizing it,
are they dating still?
This is my question, that guy and his girlfriend.
Weirdly enough, they've never been stronger together.
They're dating every single.
They're immigrants, the world.
Yeah.
They really brought them just like Germany and Japan.
Yeah.
They're just immigrants, the world.
The dog now lives in Argentina.
So, that's a to joke for you.
Hey, so in addition to what we're talking about Scotland, I heard another tropical
Scotland.
Oh yeah, I started the whole conversation with the Houston Scotland.
Just like Peter.
Nice for my own.
He's the same thing.
It's not the Trump.
The Trump Gulf the Trump,
Gulf resort in Scotland, Gus,
has banned a certain drink.
What as a drink you think they banned in Scotland?
What would be an uproar?
It's not what a who, to Scottish people.
What's the most popular drink in all of Scotland?
I don't know.
What?
Scotland is the only country in the world
where Coca-Cola is not the number one sold drink. I didn't know. What? Scotland is the only country in the world where Coca-Cola is not the number one sole drink.
I didn't know that.
You're so good.
You had to have known that.
We had no, we've talked about this before.
Can I get in?
Can I get in?
What's that?
What?
It's like, it's like, well, it's a delicious drink
if you're listening from Scotland.
If you're not from Scotland, it's basically flat orange crush.
Basically, it's one of this. But they bait a Trump, the Trump're not from Scotland, it's basically flat orange crush. Basically, but they bet a Trump,
the Trump Gulf resort in Scotland,
I'm assuming someone near your St. Augustine,
the birthplace of Gulf, is banning iron brew
because it leaves orange stains around the resort
around the clubhouse,
and they don't like the orange stains
that orange brew, iron brew leaves.
I mean, I'm just saying,
it's hypocrisy that I've got to keep that joke inside.
There's saying that the funny joke is that there's calling it hypocritical
that a guy who is orange-stained would ban iron-ru.
I can't believe you don't know, but I never heard this before.
I think you're gonna go like scotch or something crazy.
I thought I could be scotch-diss.
Yeah, racist, carry.
What's wrong?
That's the only place scotch is from.
You're so racist.
Okay, I've been to a Scotch distillery in Scotland.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wasn't.
It was closed.
So what you see, like, going to the parking lot?
So I, okay, to be clear.
There it is, everyone.
I'm in another truck in the car.
I was so flew on the space shuttle.
What?
They wouldn't let me on, but I flew on the space shuttle.
I was 10, but my dad was not 10,
and thanks God of a Scotch age,
and went.
10 year old, it's Hillary.
He wanted to go to the Glen Levert distillery,
because it's his favorite Scotch.
They were close,
so he just kissed,
like he legitimately kissed the ground
and then we left.
And that was it.
And there's cows.
And you cried wondering
when he would eventually kiss you.
Yeah.
But then he gave me a Scotch, so it actually worked out, okay. I like your dad, dude. There's cows and you like you When he would eventually kiss you. Yeah, but then he gave me a scotch
So it actually worked out okay, I like your dad, dude. That's really cool
Yeah, I don't think out as a kid. Why is my dad kissing the ground?
That's good you were totally good. He like scotch
If he told me there's a Lego factory I'd be like
What's up guys?
Every brick get some smooches in yeah, I didn't make a Lego lander Florida
So that's you know same thing. Yeah, I think it's those.
Cause that's what they mean.
They need to change the Lego just recently.
What's the change that they made?
Oh, didn't they do something?
There's square paint.
They weren't like environmentally friendly.
Yeah, like the, the materials made out of
or something.
I think I'm a, what am I be?
Yeah, I'm still like, well, it still pierced your fucking feet.
If you don't let it go, it's if they don't.
Yeah, do you blow?
I get the feel like deep cut. I get the feeling. Yeah, do you blow? I get the feeling, that's a deep cut.
I get the feeling,
no, do you close around?
That if you want to make a change at Lego,
that you propose it in about 15 years later,
they've run through the production pipeline
that they already have planned out
and then they can implement that.
Well, they have a May Lego in like 80 years,
I think it's just been the same Lego over and over again.
You know what, that is true for? Purple hearts. Oh, really? in like 80 years, I think. It's just been the same Lego over and over again. What?
You know what, that is true for purple hearts.
Oh, really?
Anticipating the campaign in the Pacific,
they made more purple hearts than we have needed.
Whoa.
You're sent to spend the invasion of Japan.
Yeah, so yeah, it's bonkers.
That's a good thing.
It is a good thing.
Purple heart and a,
typically a good thing.
Yeah, well yeah,
and I'm trying to like do the math here.
Now, I just assume that someone sneaks into my house
and seals all my old Lego sets are in boxes
and I recycle some.
Because the recycle some like that,
it's someone from Lego comes and takes them
and re-do it.
I had so much Lego when I was a kid,
I have no idea where any of that is.
I had lock blocks.
What the fuck?
No, poor kid.
It was like cheap generic Legos.
No, that's mega blocks.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
even more Japanese, like lock blocks.
I don't even think it was L.O.C.K. I think it was L.O.C.
Dash B.L.O.C. K.S. I'm sorry your parents didn't love you.
It was a, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was time.
What was your favorite lock blocks that we got? We can't afford Lego brand Legos.
My favorite was the, the two by one and a half. They couldn't
be putting it. It's kind of like an incapper.
It was really good.
Guys, this favorite was the pie by pie.
Well, I'd be like that a lot.
That was favorite.
It just needed to be even more creative.
Like, look, I built Legos.
I finally got there.
I have Legos.
So can I be racist for a moment?
Borderline racist?
Absolutely.
By all means.
You're from a border town.
Was that like a knockoff version of Legos?
When I had lock blocks, I wasn't living on the border. lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer. I'm a lawyer.
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They were marketed in the 70s and 80s by NTEX Industries.
That's a fun household name.
Yeah.
NTEX?
Yeah, they made waffle.
I was kidding.
It sounds like company that would be like in Tron.
Yeah.
Now, like an evil corporation NTEX.
I just started watching Brooklyn 9.9 and they end with,
yeah, I can you, from you on and that sounds like a
Futurama brand something or another.
It does sound like it's from Futurama.
I do another show to you, I can't remember what it is,
but hold on a second, is it the good place?
The good place.
Yeah.
I was just about to say it.
It's weird that we're watching the same shows.
Not that you're watching.
I was catching up on Brooklyn 9.9 because I was a loyal viewer
up until I fell behind.
I was very loyal viewer.
I was just like, some Johnny come lately after the guy.
Cancel.
That was me.
So you stopped watching and then they became canceled
because people stopped watching.
So you're, it's your party and Miles clearly.
You're more of a live stream.
I didn't drop off.
I just didn't start it until now I've watched 40 episodes.
What the fuck?
In six days.
It's amazing, right?
It's so good.
It's great.
Are the hour long episodes of Half Hour have hour. 22. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. It's probably close to 15 out of this point. I just like I had on the background for like two
days straight. That'll happen. I did that with a Gretsiko. Yeah.
Fuck love that show. It's so good. What is that show?
A Gretsiko. It's a Netflix original red panda heavy metal. It's like it's the
the the studio that does. Hello. It's essentially, it's about like a workplace environment
and like dealing with the soul crushing nine to five
that a lot of people in Japan have to deal with
or everywhere that they have to deal with.
And it's, I put it on the background knowing that like,
oh, it'll be kind of fun.
I'd seen the shorts on YouTube.
It's like she's a cute red panda,
but her whole thing is she gets pushed to a breaking point
and then screams death metal and it's like,
oh, that's funny.
She goes to karaoke by she buys herself. Yeah.
Just like screams that over troubles away. Yeah. I will kill you. Yeah. No, it's really great. Um,
by the way, nine to five in two pan. I don't know if that exists. Fair point. Yeah. Um, unbelievably,
like you feel for these characters by like episode three, you just want to see this fucking red
panda succeed and be happy in life. Just like in Brooklyn, that night. Yeah. Just like in
Brooklyn. I want, I love that cop panda that they had there.
It was super great, really interesting.
But if you've seen Evil Genius on Netflix,
I think we talked about it very briefly last time.
No, but I've been hearing good stuff about it.
Yeah, I find it watching.
It was like four episodes long.
Is it kind of like Young Shell Luna?
That ball serve.
I did.
I hate it.
I hate it.
But I just started watching Vivaldi Country.
I watched the first episode, I couldn't get into it. I think it was really slow.
I think I'm only two episodes in.
All I know is that they really got wild there
towards Yan and did some super horrible stuff.
But so far, just being one or two episodes in,
really feel bad for the weirdos and red outfits, man.
It looked like they just wanted to do their thing and have their own little weird rants
We know who would bother them and then all the people in was the analope like they're fucking strange
I don't like it. We got to get them the hell out. I feel that way that people in Far Cry 5
I did I see that yeah, yeah, I believe these people won they're doing fine. Well, yeah, a little bit
Drug in the water they may be a little bit off that that like, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
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I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm, like, I'm afraid to play it.
Wait for it to go on sale.
It's fine, it's fine, it looks really nice.
There's a good game.
I had a lot of three and four.
There was a mission early in Far Cry 5.
It's been a while since I played it,
so I can't remember where you're going to say.
I think I know exactly what you're going to say.
Is it the ones with the bulls?
Yo!
I've heard about this.
No, it's essentially like, you go from one mission,
it's a story mission that's like, they're fucking
crucifying people, they killed a baby girl and their rapist
and everyone's dying.
And then the very next mission's like,
we got around ourselves up some bull testicles.
We're having the test, you're fast.
Come on, wow!
I think I got to go get another fucking truck, I guess.
I think I had a tweet about it that was like,
Far Cry 5.
There's an evil religious cult has taken over a town
and has arming themselves. Also, Far Cry five. Hey, the homeless dude who lives at the
dump maybe invented a teleporter.
But I mean, if he did, it could help out so much.
And you just why did those quit? Get them 20 volts.
It'll be fine. It's fun, but it's like, but far cry is also,
it's like the DC universe of the video game in real.
Meaning the villains are way better.
You show up for the villains.
Oh yeah.
I didn't know it showed necessarily
for the storyline of the heroes.
I still don't think they've done better than Far Cry 3's Voss.
And then they spoiler, they fucking kill him
like halfway through the game.
And now you have to deal with like every Marvel early villain
ever, it's like I'm a business man.
Watch out.
It's like, fuck off, bring like the crazy dude
that bared me in the sand on the cover.
Every Marvel villain is, let's take the hero
and just make the exact same version but bad.
You can do that a few times, that's fine,
but like when every single one, when every single time.
It's like, how come Iron Man didn't have to fight
the bad black Panther?
No, it's literally black Panther. You literally fighting another black Panther even by title and everything.
Yo, did you see did you see today for fireman homecoming? Sorry, I'm coming to you. The
bad guy's gonna be mysterious. Okay, let's talk about that. That's a rumor that was
announced say that Jake Gyllenhaal is gonna be playing mysterious. I want it in the new
Tom Holland spider. He's just moving. They're all right. He is.
So I don't know if I had to list. That's all I had to say about it.
If I had to list the top 10 villains
that should never appear in a movie,
Mysterio would be probably right
just below Mr. Mixelplik.
I would I would I be with you.
If it weren't for the fact that they made the
vulture one of the best villains in the MCU.
Vulture would have been on that list.
So I agree with you.
Ashley made the same point to me when I was talking to her about it.
It seems like they want to do,
it's like they want to try and find some of the more obscure stuff.
I mean, like, wasn't that basically everybody's first reaction
when they announced Guardians?
It was like, yeah, definitely, definitely.
Guardians is my favorite Marvelous film.
Squirrel Girl is going to be the best Marvel MCU edition ever.
No, they're not going to do that.
They can't show that.
They can't.
They canceled it.
What do you think a world girl literally couldn't be anything else? Is that an actual superhero? They're not gonna do that. They can't do that. They can't. They canceled it. What the fuck is so really?
What do you think a girl girl literally couldn't be anything else?
Is that an actual superhero?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's like a cult comic hero.
People absolutely love her.
Like in the list of characters that could beat Thanos,
Squirrel Girl showed up on almost everybody's list.
Along with like Adam Warlock.
Yeah.
And to be under. Thanos' climb real good and have like,
the cheapest.
Look, Fane says when you break them down,
he's just kind of a nut.
Go on.
That's all I got.
You mean the crazy dude?
Did you know?
Fucking, yeah, because he's crazy.
That better.
Who the guy is the director?
Fucking if you're anymore, I can't remember.
Coen Brothers.
No, no, we're so brothers.
Rooster Brothers.
Yeah.
How about those would have been interesting.
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Josh Ornales made that in our in our machine
in my department and they made it.
They're fucking profile picture.
And that's like a badge of honor.
Well, another he's a connection.
His phone wouldn't work.
He was getting so many notifications so quickly
that anytime he would go to try and open Twitter,
it would crack like break his phone.
That's what it's like.
I mean, likes to get it.
I'm always curious like what's the most popular
twin with some of my goals.
Larry Larry from achievement on and utter had that one about
Trump that went just crazy.
170 K likes.
Something like that.
The Wendy's one too.
But there's another word connection with the Marvel universe
and Twitter and Bruce your teeth where James Gunn, director of
the aforementioned Guardians of the Galaxy one and two and soon
to be squirrel girl.
Also, by the way, is now an executive producer for All Marvel movie.
Good for him.
He's one of the executive producers I saw him on Infinity War.
That's a pretty good fucking deal.
Even Robert Donning Jr. doesn't appear there,
but John Favre does.
Cause yeah, you credit where credits do.
He, John Favreau started this whole MCU thing off.
It's still like a top favorite Marvel movie.
He directed the first two Iron Man movies.
Yes, but it was the first one that really proved to be done. You know what I mean? And then started the after credit scenes and things
like that. That's when all that began, which by the way, I'm done with that. Can we be done with
that? I saw Deadpool as we can. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I wait till the end and then there's nothing.
I'm happy that people have a reason to sit through the credits. Exactly. And watch the names of people
and see how many people work on these. They fucked up in Deadpool though. There was nothing after those credits. It went to nothing.
No, that's not true. They played a song at the end of Deadpool.
Do they? Yeah. There was a solid. We stuck around for the end of the
Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I'm sorry. If you haven't seen Deadpool.
Cool. Um, I knew you were going to suffer the final release.
Yeah. I think you haven't seen Deadpool.
That's Deadpool. That we came out yesterday. So it's so cool to talk about it.
Come on, this culture of spoilers has gotten out of hand.
If it's 72 hours after the movies come out, all bets are all.
I was in this Deadpool 2, not as good as Deadpool 1.
I've heard the opposite.
Well, I've heard a mix of things.
I've heard of this thing.
I'm going in with below.
Did you like the first step?
I fucking love the first step.
I think you're gonna like it.
That's what I heard too. So I'm gonna go in with middle of the road expectations
and I just think it's fun that that chat is very upset
with you.
Don't be upset with me.
Don't be upset with me.
We could just make more of the score
when it's first up too though.
You remember that?
I thought we'd handled silver surfers,
it was great though.
Yeah, that was very good.
Also, Moon Knight.
Yeah.
I can't believe they announced a fantastic five
in that movie.
I'm shh, yeah. And it's all digital can't believe they announced a fantastic five in that movie. I'm, yeah.
And it's all digital recreations of the Jackson five.
It was really weird.
It was really weird.
That's a really weird thing to do, but it was great.
I really liked it.
Do you remember the variant of the Hulk?
This is going back to comics now, the one that wore a trench coat and a hat and could
talk.
Bruce Banner's mind.
Yeah.
That's a real variant of the Hulk.
There's a lot of different ones.
This is why I can't do comics.
It's over too much. It's too much much I like it when the whole only line is no
That's great. I remember in college I walked into a comic shop and saw I think was Superman versus alien
I was like I did a 180 and left
He's like you can't do that like if I wanted to start right like I've thought about this like the Marvel movies are so huge
There's so much backstory
Like if I wanted to start if I walked into a comic shop and I was like,
I want to get started on comics,
like where do you even start?
So that was me four years ago.
And they started a line called Marvel Now,
which was they had, they didn't restart the universe,
but they did restart every single storyline
all at once.
So you could get in on it.
And I got in on it.
I just have to restart from four years ago.
Here's the problem.
Two years later, they just reset the universe anyway. Yeah, throw my books in the car. So two years and maybe I was talking about that
Yeah, his problem his problem with a lot of comics these days is you get really invested in some heroes individual storyline
But then there's some galactic event that's happening in that comic universe Thanos comes and fucks everything
Yeah, I think I was like hey, what's up?
It's everybody has to drop what the fuck they're doing
It's like I was dealing with this alcoholism
But let's go save the galaxy again. Squirrel girl had to buy her groceries and she could buy them
It's fucked up. That's why I've just been sticking with image lately and just doing not
Don't make movies though. Man, what it is I think it's fun if you ever want to get the idea of how hard it is to to write across
Multiple writers across multiple decades, across multiple
titles where characters appear.
Just go read the backstory of the vision.
It is all over the place.
Just do the Wikipedia entry on the vision.
And I like, I don't even think about that one because I just read it after Infinity War.
Do you think when they reset the Star Wars canon that everybody who had worked on it up to that point
were relieved or mad that they threw away
so much of their lives keeping continuity straight ahead?
I'm sure, throwing in the garbage.
People who created stuff felt upset that it was removed,
but if you're making new stuff, it's probably easier
to be like, oh, thank God, I'm not worried
about all of these other things.
Yeah.
You know, if one of those things said to, honestly,
where I just saw Solo and I I'm gonna say a fucking word about
Say the squirrel girl
Take the squirrel girl audio and put that she wasn't solo oddly enough oddly enough
I'm not gonna say anything about solo whatsoever.
I forget why I brought this stuff.
You bought this daughter?
They got it.
You don't be a fucking idiot.
I don't even, I don't know who you can firm with it.
I don't know who you bought it.
But I do think that people get really bogged down by cannon.
Yeah.
And maybe it's just like, maybe don't, you know, like there's also,
I think though what happens with Canon
specifically is that people get in their heads
an idea or they latch onto one thing
and if that one thing is then wrong or eliminated
or contradicted, then it really unravels
everything that they like about that show or that story.
I know a lot of people, and I'll do this on certain shows
where it's like being able to theorize
what's gonna happen is really important and fun and
The second you start throwing away cannon bits, and it's like well then now I don't know yeah, I can like sample from you know
What do you think started that? I think lost is what started that loss and it's kind of backed off a little bit from this
but loss for a really long period of time
Fused the mystery and sci-fi genre. Where everything was, everything in sci-fi
was suddenly a mystery that we had to figure out.
I never was trying to figure out anything in Star Wars
growing up as a kid.
I was just watching it and saying,
oh, this is really cool.
And there were crazy twists and reveals.
What came first?
Lost our battle star, Clarkska.
Then the remastered star, right?
I think Lost came first.
I think Lost came first.
Okay, because battle star definitely had that vibe to it. Yeah, everything, everything was like, have a mystery that you gotta try to get out.
Oh yeah, who's a sylon?
Who's not, you know, what are the clues?
Do you want to list all of the sylons so we can bleed that out?
God, I fucking, I want to go back and rewatch battle star glycogen out.
It's so good.
I need to watch it.
I just want to watch for Trisha Helfer.
Yeah, that's incredible.
But I will say that in that, in that lost, I give a lot of criticism to because they didn't
pay off a lot of those mysteries. Sure. Where's battle star glycogen went off the rails because it did give a lot of criticism to because they didn't pay off a lot of those mysteries.
Sure.
Where's Metal Star Galactic going off the rails because it did reveal a lot of that shit.
Yeah.
It was one episode in particular where I'm just like, I'm what, why was they watching this
whole time?
I'm wondering who's the silent and who's not.
I didn't finish the last season.
It may have been the same episode.
There wasn't episode where I watched where I was like, nope, I'm done.
I've wasted three years of my life.
I fucked up that I didn't start watching it
until about season three was airing.
So I binged the first three seasons
because then they did the season like 3.5.
And they started doing it.
So I had to start when it got to that point,
I was now watching it week to week,
which is the worst time to watch it in a week.
Cause it was just like, now it's introduced a concept
that nobody would have ever thought was coming.
And is that the Honda robot?
What's going on?
Yeah.
All right.
Do you think anyone watching Westworld?
I'm like three weeks behind on it.
I've been...
I'd be curious to know your opinion of the mouse.
Yeah.
It's fine.
It's all right.
It's not like driving me back.
Like I, well, now the thing about it though,
I guess I did binge watch the first season
because I got on to it real late
and then once I started watching,
I was like about it.
But watching Week to Week, it hasn't been as
that like me to watch programming for me.
I've heard that about season two in general.
I have two weeks ago, they had maybe the worst episode
of the series, but then last week,
we had the best episode of the series.
And yesterday?
No, no, the one before.
And then the one yesterday was good,
but it makes me worry a bit.
It's, I wish I, I wish I wasn't caring enough
to at least be watching it while it was airing
because I know the week that everybody really liked
because everybody fucking tweeted about it.
And I was like, oh, I guess this gift happens.
Cool, thanks.
Like, dude, I, going back a little bit
to like spoiler territory on Twitter, I muted every word I could think of
that could have something to do with Infinity War,
leading up to that movie coming out
because I wasn't gonna be able to see it for a while.
As soon as I unmuted those words,
I could not fucking believe the shit.
Like Forbes magazine had some huge, huge in headlines,
like such and such and such ending blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, are you fucking me right now?
Like what?
I'd be furious if I had read that and not see.
Yeah, there was, I mean, the end of Infinity War instantly became a meme.
The, I feel the love and all of that.
It's like, wow, I mean, that it's just out there.
I read an article the other day.
It was talking about how the end of a infinity
war, like how to talk with your young child when they're done watching infinity war.
Like the author of about how he, I guess, he'd taken his young son to watch infinity war.
And then like at the end towards the end of the film, he like looks over at his son. And
then like, I guess after some stuff had happened, I screamed the sun's like, the life was
gone from his eyes. Right. Like he said, he's at tears. We're just streaming down his face. Crying. And the father was like, the life was gone from his eyes. Right, like these years were just streaming down
his face and crying because,
oh, the father was like, no, it's okay, it's gonna be fine.
Did my dad write that word?
And then the kids like, how can you say it's gonna be fine?
You're like, so and so, I just watched him die.
Oh, God.
Can I very quickly like,
nobody dies in any war, but
can I do a very quick thing about the end of infinity war?
And I'll like flail my hands when I'm done. Spoilers are over at this point. No, Infinity War? And I'll like flail my hands when I'm done.
And spoilers are over.
I'm still flail my hands when I'm done talking
about the end of Infinity War.
So I went to go see that movie on a Monday night
by myself at like 730 or something.
Barely was able to get a seat.
That whole thing I just thought was amazing.
And I thought the movie was fine.
I thought it was fun.
I still think it's incredible accomplishment
what they were able to do.
But, for the end, fucking Thanos does his little snaps
and everyone starts disappearing, I'm like, holy shit.
We're doing this, okay cool,
because I never read the comics or anything.
So, T'Challa goes and I'm like, okay,
so this means nothing, because Disney would have to be
fucking insane.
Well, let's imagine now, right? Which is unfortunate that you can't separate yourself from that. Well, let's the meta now.
Which is unfortunate that you can't separate yourself from that.
Yeah.
I know that person has a sequel.
I know this is another way of coming out.
So that person, so I'm watching it and I'm like, okay, I'm kind of out of this moment,
but still, this is a pretty balsy thing to do.
And I hear like a few sniffles in the audience and then I hear a big one, two seats in
the audience. And then I hear a big one, two seats to the side. We, and there's this like middle-aged woman there,
just like, like, bleary eyeed.
Like she's in it.
I'm like, oh man, wow, she's really into this.
Like, that's really cool.
That's just having a emotional connection with this film.
But then she had to ruin it for everyone else.
Because as soon as you get that Mr. Stark,
I don't feel so good here.
You know, I don't like what the fuck? And of course, Peter's gone. And he's clinging. He's like, I don't feel so good here. You know, I don't like what the fuck?
And of course Peter's going and he's clinging.
He's like, I don't want to go.
And she goes, you know, you know, and I like, I like,
I'm trying not to laugh and I feel bad for like a number of
reasons, but like, talk, she was in this zone.
Like her only child was like going, I wanted to go over
and like give her a blanket and cocoa
And be like have that talk with her. Yeah, this dude is that with his son man
I I can't think of the last time I saw the woman who have that one. All right. I'm done. I'm done now. No, no, no
So the woman who was sitting in front of me when I watched if any reward like there's a scene where
Tony Stark gets stabbed yeah, yeah, I was like oh like, oh my god, they're gonna kill him right here.
I wish that I had been it.
The woman in front of me goes, no!
I had the same reaction.
And then she has a few comments about the rest of the movie
and then they have the after-credit scene
where people disappear and stuff.
And then the lights come up in the theater and she goes,
well then will we fucking suck?
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I was like, let's not spoil that.
In one of the films, a chalabif goes through what can only be described as the most violent
and horrifying car accident, like ever.
It's just like roll, roll, roll, cut to roll, roll, fucking explosion, roll, drops like
five-shoes, and the very next shot, like that's when all the music like cuts out yeah and he just like gets out of course like oh that was crazy and some dude down
the fuck is what the fuck like bullshit and like the entire audience just lost it it was one of my
favorite movie moments of collectively all this going this is a stupid fucking movie there was a
years ago when I was in high school I saw a face off and I was it was a years ago when I was in high school, I saw a face-off. And I was,
it was a very empty theater. It was me and I think it was Frank. We had to go see face-off. And
there was like theater was almost empty. There was like one dude in the theater, like two rows behind us,
like seated directly behind us. And there's a scene towards the end of the movie, they're like on
the boat chase and like one of the boats flies up in the air and it's like a huge explosion And the guy behind me only the guy the other goes yeah
He was just like so into it. Have you always you'd have you ever been in the theater where someone tries to start a clap and just done
It don't don't go. Oh, that's a really uncomfortable situation to be in for like the like the remainder of the film
I was in that situation with a friend of ours. Oh, no that Matt Holm. Oh, no. We went and saw the star.
I mean, he started it.
The Star Wars, uh,
uh, the special editions when they came out in theaters.
Oh, yeah.
The original trilogy, but when they added all the garbage to it.
Yeah.
And, uh, you know, we went and saw a new hope and everyone was like,
yeah, you know, when you see, like the first time,
lay is on screen, everybody's clapping.
Sure, sure.
First time.
First time, I thought you were going to be like,
on solo, the 3D, not a spoiler, anything,
episode four. Uh, but then when we. First time I thought you were going to be like, on solo, the 3D. Not as spoilt anything about episode four.
But then when we, in Empire, we went and saw Empire.
I wanted to say to Kim, all like months apart,
but maybe, I don't know, they seemed like they were pretty close.
Hey, we went and saw Empire together
and everybody did the same thing with the clap and lay a show up
and we got our theater show up the first time.
But then Boba Fett appeared on screen.
And I was like, yeah, Boba Fett!
I'm not in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in. No one he was into Boba Fett.
Oh, come on.
All right.
What are you gonna do?
He's great.
I have a theory.
Okay.
Go on.
I was talking about this.
I'm gonna be sure you're careful, but what I say here, because I have seen Solo.
Okay.
I don't know.
I'm gonna say anything to worry.
Hey, do you feel like?
I do feel like.
I don't know.
I'm unclear. I just want to be careful. I careful I want to be blameless if I fuck up now
I feel like the Star Wars universe there is an ever diminishing list of perfect characters
where
I think most of the characters to the first three movies episodes four through six are fucking great
Like I really can't pick apart anything and then then you start to get into the prequels
and also these are fucking with characters
that were working.
It's over explaining things.
Yeah, finding out who does and does not like sand.
And that just kind of ruins it.
So I have a, I finally put into words
how I feel about Star Wars movies is I grew
watching 4 through 6 and there are kids movies
and I fully recognize that.
They should be made for kids and kids should watch them
and they should grow up and love them like any group
and watch the fucking prequels because I don't know some are wrong with them, but I feel
like they took those perfect characters and I feel like the first trilogy yeah episodes
one through three. It seemed like the whole purpose of those movies was to fuck up the villains,
the emperor and Darth Vader and just make them unlikable and not at all menacing, just
weird.
And now it seems like the final trilogy
is to fuck up all the heroes.
That's what they're doing.
Well, they've gotta make, yeah,
they've gotta make all the heroes look bad
so that the new heroes can look good.
Exactly right.
Or so they can make their, you know, Darth Millennial,
he can seem like super menacing.
If he like kills them or stuff like that.
When they got out of a ridiculous situation
a thousand times, but not, it's like this guy's killing them all.
Yeah, exactly.
I just want to know more about Broom Kid.
Finally getting to the heart of the fucking story.
He and Squirrel Girl really, a future together.
There are somebody wrote in the chat.
Jade, 8, 8, 7, 6, there are too many Star Wars movies now.
I agree.
I don't even know the solo movie was coming out.
This is my favorite.
But I've seen it.
Are there too many Marvel movies?
Are you seeing you have seen it? No, I have no fatigue from Marvel. That's the thing. I've seen it. Are there too many Marvel movies? You see, you have to do it.
I have no fatigue from Marvel.
That's the thing.
I was in Infinity War, it was two hours.
I was like, I hope this movie is six hours.
Whoa, I don't want to live here.
I want to live here.
Wow.
The Lord of the Rings extended edition.
Just do the next one.
Just keep playing.
I want to see what happens.
Maybe before the next one, we should do a marathon
leading up to Infinity War.
I would do it if every article I read.
It's like 32 hours or something.
It's not even that every single time someone talks about it,
the stink comes up.
Yeah.
And the fact that that can't not enter the conversation
makes me just like.
We can rent a theater carry and you can sit on one side
and I can sit on the other.
Okay, I'm gonna shout.
Yeah!
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, cool.
Only if it's cool stuff.
Oh yeah.
You'll clap when vision comes on screen the first time. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Okay, cool. Only if it's cool stuff. Oh yeah.
You'll clap when Vision comes on screen the first time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he's been retconned so many different times.
Originally, he was in Android built by Ultron, who was built by Hank Pym, not by Tony Stark.
Hank Pym is the guy who's in Michael Douglas plays him.
He's the Ant-Man.
And so he was like the brainiac of the Marvel Universe.
The grand Ant-Man.
Yeah, exactly.
He was giant man and Ant-Man.
And then they, I think they've read content,
I'm gonna get out of order here,
we've said John Rice, you're around,
where he was the old body of the original human torch
who was an Android before Johnny Storm
was the human torch. There's a different human torch from back in the silver age of comics.
There's also a different human torch in the MCU.
Exactly.
Is that alright?
I can keep changing them up.
Yeah.
In fact, it's funny how the human torch does seem to be the pathway for like Chris Evans
to become Captain America.
The passing of torch.
Yeah, and then.
You shot.
Thank you, guys.
We were talking about all of you played multiple characters in the Marvel Universe,
how no one cares like Michael Keaton.
Well, he played Batman, but then he was vulture, you know what I mean?
And now we have cable and Thanos played by the same actor as well.
They, yeah, like I said, never mind.
Dude, I got a fucking Josh Brolin diet for whatever he's doing, right?
Holy shit, dude.
Should we have seen Deadpool yet?
Nope.
I just, I locked him for one memory mile. I don't know if you know that enough. Just be clear. I've seen Deadpool 2. You've seen solo
I would hear that he's seen solo. I heard that somewhere and I don't know if this now seen a very specific part of Deadpool
I've seen every movie
But I actually took my kids to see Deadpool to pull to I can see it for some reason they talk about not doing that in the movie
to see Deadpool, I can see it for some reason. They talk about not doing that in the movie.
Oh, Kenny, he's my youngest.
I guess it's 13, oh man.
No, that's not, you're fucking good.
By 13, no, I was a filthy mouth of teenager.
Yeah, it didn't matter.
That was nothing in Deadpool that would have shocked me.
Well, no, no.
One of my parents made me stick to ratings.
One of my, I was like 15.
One of my favorite memories being a teenager was,
my dad took me and my three
friends to go see the Jackass movie.
And I remember leaving that theater and there were some kids from school that were fucking
assholes and they were like, oh, what'd you go see by then?
And we're like, we saw the Jackass movie and they're like, what, how'd you get in?
I was like, my dad's fucking rad.
I can walk away.
But then I'm sure after I left there were like, like I goes with the theater with his daddy.
And your dad was like, they've taught you so many naughty words.
I don't think your dad would say no, my dad think of a fuck.
That was rat.
I fucking loved that other day.
They go, I don't care.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one.
I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I'm shitting movie that one. I sat there and recite Star Wars to them because we had seen it over 30 times in the theaters.
And like this fucking kid loves this science fiction stuff.
All right, there's another Star Wars movie coming out
with taking to see that.
What's the Star Wars?
It was alien.
And they took it to the end.
That's life years old.
I remember we made all the way through the chest
versus the scene.
I made it to the face, how do you see?
And all the way up until the seizure at dinner
and they got me the fuck out there.
You heard what happened to Jenna Glossy?
No.
I think was his sister?
I think it was Joe's sister.
He gets a text from a sister that's like,
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was awful.
I couldn't handle it.
It was like, I mean, I thought it was pretty okay,
but like what was it?
He's like, it was such a total shit.
There was so much blood and where was the cat?
And he's like, first off, I think you mean you know, I couldn't.
That's like a joke in the MCU that you just did.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And she was like, it was so violent and so scary.
And like, I didn't know who any of the people were and they all died.
She wanted to go see the new aliens movie instead of guardians.
And I was like, bullshit.
No one is that like, like, alien covenant?
Covenant. Yeah.
She walked into alien covenant
and like sat through the entire film.
That's awesome.
And then left and was still like, yeah, I saw Garry.
Where was the 80s music?
Dude, like, were you there that day?
Like, you can't, your sister isn't real.
You're paying someone to text it.
He show me the whole, like the entire thread.
And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't really know if I want to say that I'm related to her anymore. I don't want to text that he showed me the whole, like the entire thread and he's like, yeah, I don't really know if I want to say that I'm related to her anymore.
I don't want to do that.
Fucking like, I don't really see it.
Yeah, but it's like you're not a fan, you're not super hardcore into that scene, I totally
get it.
My mother always called everything a cartoon, it didn't matter what it was.
Like when you play the Nintendo, it's like, no, this is an Xbox.
Yeah, no, everything's a cartoon.
Yeah, yeah.
But the, I don't get it.
I'm with you. I'm with you. I don't get it. I'm with you.
I don't understand how you like fucking
using a doll could be like,
where's Chris Brad?
We're at the go get to buy a ticket
and the fucking title comes on in the movie.
Yeah, I don't know what the fucking deal is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't, I will not call Joe a liar.
I do not believe him to be a liar.
I don't know man.
He's got a whole, he's made a,
he made a mini career off of making fun of his family members with movies. Remember his mom?
And his sister's one of them. Yeah. Was that a Rissister's girlfriend? I don't know.
Who did Star Wars specifically? Yeah. He asked, was it, he asked his mom to explain
the matrix made a video out of that. And she watched the matrix. Yes. And so she had seen
it in the her explanation of what the matrix is. It's so funny. You too. It's so at
things. Yeah. My mom explains the Matrix or something like that.
It's really great.
And I think it, I thought it was either, it's a girl about a stage, so maybe it's sister
or it's girlfriend at the time.
She was explaining Star Wars.
Yeah, yeah, because she hadn't seen it.
I feel like I've seen that.
Yeah.
It's a funny reaction video on YouTube, which is somebody watching the big twist that comes
in the original trilogy of Star Wars, which was the seminal spoiler moment for so many generations
until six cents came along. And she was seeing it for the first time. She was like,
how, what, what was it? How do you not get that?
How do you not get that? That's what you don't care anymore. I mean, people, we,
it's been fucking 35 years. There's shirts that have that spoiler on it. Like,
yeah, buy a shirt. It's like, who's the spoiler? Speaking of which, great moments of
spoiler history. I guess, spoil anything.
No, he said to say that before, spoil something.
The lower their guard, right?
David Prouse, who played,
he was the guy in the suit for Darth Vader,
James Earl Jones at the voice.
So, after episode one took place,
Garpset 4, excuse me,
there was a lot of people who were really super interested
in it, and he actually went to a convention. And he said, and it's in the paper, like there's a printout of a news article that somebody has,
where he's at the convention like nine months before Empire comes out. And he's like, oh yeah,
you guys are going to love it. Like this is the big one where we reveal that Darth Vader,
my character is actually Luke's father. And I'll just like lays out all the spoilers. And it's like
because it was no internet, it didn't go anywhere. But it might be a big reason why George Lucas
doesn't let him speak.
I've heard that George Lucas blacklisted him
from doing events because of that.
Yeah, I was just,
George Lucas just pulls him aside like,
this is why I didn't let you talk.
Yeah, this is why I replaced you.
He didn't know either.
I get out of the story goes that he didn't know
he was being replaced.
God, this is so. Tom Holland now.
Oh yeah. If you with him spoiling so much shit for the MCU, I think that was what
cover? What do he do? Oh, there was some. There was some. I was going to Tom Hardy for some reason.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Apparently, well,
hey, I've seen now. Oh, you're right. Yeah, you could do it.
Movies this entire time by the way. Okay. So like, no, you may right. Oh, God. You could put up a movie this entire time by the way. Yeah, I'm okay.
Okay.
I think Miles said it.
So like, no, you may have seen on Twitter, like all the compilation of him doing, they
finally got smart and stuck Tom with Benedict Cumberbatch for all of his interviews, because
they'll ask him a question.
I'm like, Oh, man, you're going to love it when in the cucumber batch is just like, um,
actually, I'll answer this one.
Yeah.
And like, cut some off every time.
But apparently, like, at some infinity war screening, like cuts him off every time but apparently like at some infinity war
screening like Before the street he thought he was coming in after the audience had just watched it
Mm-hmm and runs out and goes don't worry everyone
Spoiler
Oh, he goes oh you haven't seen it yet like who's apparently what happened? He's so sure. Oh my god
The best still is that when we talked about
a couple of weeks ago, it's Don Cheetle and Mark Ruffalo on the Good Morning America. Yeah.
Interview from like July of last year. Oh, you haven't seen it yet. You have to preserve
it. You have to watch it. Yeah. I think the Tom Holland thing's actually cover for how
much Mark Ruffalo actually does spoil stuff. And that interview with Mark Ruffalo from
like eight months ago. There's a point. There's a point in interview with Mark Ruffalo from like eight months ago. There's a point.
It's before Ragnarok.
Yeah, it was in the July last year.
They're talking about Ragnarok.
There's a point in it where Mark Ruffalo turns to John Tittle and goes, am I going to be in
trouble? And John Tittle goes, I don't know, man.
I don't know what you're going to move on.
Yeah. Yeah.
I heard about that.
I don't know what he holy shit.
But there's also Mark Ruffalo live streamed the first 20 minutes of
the Ragnarok and the one here.
Yeah, he just left his Instagram live for right.
And you just put it in his lap.
And it was just like, you could hear the movie.
And then at the end, you hear someone be like,
your life, your life, check your phone, your life.
He said that his phone kept buzzing
but you didn't want to check it
because the movie was going on.
Which like props, I mean, he understands.
He shouldn't do that. Let's kill this. That's fucking crazy. because the movie was going on, which like props, I mean, he understands.
He shouldn't do that.
Let's kill this.
That's fucking crazy.
It's amazing, like trying to keep all those things
quiet for so long.
You know what's fascinating to me about spoilers
and Marvel in particular, is that it's all based
on source material.
So these stories are really well known.
And it's like, it's, would someone have freaked out
if you spoiled the eighth Harry Potter movie
to people? I think so. I think it's, it's very different. I don't know what happens in the
Harry Potter movie. I think that when you read the books, like, you know, Harry Potter book versus Harry
Potter movie, it's a lot closer of a translation. I'm not saying exactly the same. But with the comics,
it's like, who knows what they're pulling from? Like we talked about already. Yeah. The universe has
been reset. But if there's busy wars, that story. Right. But it's going to play exactly the same, but with the comics, it's like who knows what they're pulling from. Like we talked about already, like the universe has been reset.
What if there is busy war, that's a story?
Right, but is it gonna play out the same
or is it gonna play out different?
True, and motivations are different in the comic
than they are.
Much better too.
Yeah, and there's much better in the movie,
but in the comic.
Wait, what?
No, in the movie, this motivation's a way better.
I agree too, okay.
You know, who doesn't think his motivations make sense?
Our good friend, Joe Nick Lossy.
Really?
He like ran into us, he's like, it makes no fucking sense.
It's insane.
Well, he means, you know, he is supposed to be kind of insane.
He's like, I don't know about that.
But I mean, other material like the Watchmen comic
versus the Watchmen movie,
they fix the ending for the comic book in the film.
That's a point.
Yeah, it was totally different.
The ending of the comic is like,
oh, okay, I guess, sure.
It works.
I think it still works.
It's like definitely weird.
But so is a lot of stuff in the comics.
Watch me as my squirrel girl.
Because.
Go on.
Because.
God, I want that shirt.
It is that we have a great shirt.
We're gonna debut it on next week's podcast.
You want to spoil it?
You guys are the three happy about it.
No, I'm gonna go.
We'll be happy about it.
We'll be happy about it.
So Lord. Go on. Yeah. You want to spoil it? You guys are too happy about it. No, I'm growing up. You weren't really happy about it. We'll be happy about it.
Go on.
Yeah.
So in solo.
God, I love being in the podcast for the one time a year.
The, uh, they fun a Bernie too.
I thought it was even talking about it.
I can't remember the fuck I was talking about it this way.
Watchman is my scroll girl.
Watch the, uh, a squirrel girl.
I just don't get it the way other people do.
Like, people who like Watchmen,
blocking love Watchmen.
They think it's incredible.
It's just amazing story.
When I'm a artist coming out,
you're like, I can't believe they made this new movie.
I never thought they would go this far and make a movie.
It's so subversive.
It's like, what?
Okay.
I'm just a lot of dick.
Yeah.
I feel like that was like the big,
I don't know.
I feel like the comic was really good.
I feel like it was a lot.
I think of both.
I mean, they're good.
I feel like people like that way of like V-Friend and Vendetta too.
It's like, it's either like the greatest movie of all time
or you're like, okay, sure.
I feel like I'm on the fifth element too,
although I know that's also an unpopular opinion.
Oh, you know, like it?
Yeah, it was just like,
I was always more of a Matrix fan.
I really fucking loved the first Matrix and Fifth element
was about the movie Ohmere.
Fifth element?
Yeah, Fifth element come out.
Yeah, I think it's a week.
Like three or four years before.
Yeah, but it's like a same era. You know what I mean? It's like, here's how so well. Fifth element. Fifth element come out like three or four years before. Yeah, but it's like a same era.
You know what I mean?
It's like, here's how I remember the fifth element.
I remember because it was when DVDs were taking off
and maybe about the time that I was kind of getting into
this stuff and all like the home theater mags and everything.
They were always, at least had screenshots of
fucking fifth element for years and years and years.
I was like, I'm so fucking sick of this movie.
It's like, good.
Yeah, it's just, you know, people really like the element.
I thought Gary Oldman was great.
I love the element.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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My, my mommy just texted me.
My parents were watching.
Oh, there?
I just texted my mom too,
because they always like to know what I'm on.
And I was like, I'm completely
if you're rather tired.
I'm a bad son, yeah.
Now I got the text like he could have told us.
So I was like, I, I, I, speaking of San Antonio. Oh, got the text like he could have told us. And I was like, I was just speaking of San Antonio.
Oh, for fuck's sake, let's talk about it.
Does he have a name?
No.
There was a bad boon on the loose in the San Antonio airport.
I think, I think that's kind of scary.
I think they just caught him right before he went live.
But boon on the lamb.
It's funny you say that because we watched the video
right before we started and you know,
it's, you know, the local news person in front
of all their graphics, it says,
monkey in the airport.
It's like, we're gonna go live to our person at the scene
and we cut, I've never seen a more nervous reporter
in my life.
I've seen reporters in the middle of like,
Gail Force wins that had like,
a lung bomber in this guy, like,
it customis, like as if he's worried the monkey's gonna
be there.
Like, rubbing it and together.
And for sure, I would be worried.
I would be worried.
Yeah, it's like, and like you said,
all the headlines are monkey on the loose.
And then you, you, you look at the video,
you see the image, you're like,
that's a bad boon.
And the report on the scenes, like,
yeah, that's a bad boon.
Yeah, it's a bad boon.
Yeah, it's a bad boon.
Oh, man.
I think they just caught it.
At first, and it was funny,
it was like, we've got people there.
We've got him isolated to a room.
Now we've got him, like, it's like just narrowing it down.
We're getting him through security.
We're getting him a pat down.
The best part too is they had a, they had a represent
from the airport that was like, yeah, you know,
prior to this incident, the other biggest incident
we had was a loose cat.
And I mean, we had a time catching him.
And I'm just sitting there like, God help.
You know what, how did you get a bad boot?
I'm just on the cat. I'm imagining that there like God help you. You know what? How do you have a baboon? I'm down the cat. I'm a magic snack in the airport like the security teams there and you see like a
door handle jiggle and they're like open doors.
Oh, it has to come. I mean, a baboon can learn. It can be flying a plane by the end of the adventure.
What is the series of events? It has to take place in order for the baboon to get loose.
First of all, the baboon had to get into the air
It was on a flight. Where's it going?
Didn't fit in the cargo in a cage and got loose. Was it like a peg? I don't know hang over four
This is all this viral marketing. Yeah, that's a new price link
From the people that brought you Ikea monkey
Lustig leg and Chad and Vazki did you have pre-check though? I don't I think you don't need pre't. I can't. I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
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I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't. and it decided, I don't like this person, so it tore off their face and genitals.
Tore off the guys, genitals.
I love both of those things about myself.
Yeah, those are kind of like,
you can live without them, but what, yeah, you don't want to be told.
And then when they first came to their attach them,
they put, they swapped them by accident.
That's how Gonsa was born.
You can now practice it.
And now it's the new DC villain.
Like, of all of the external,, like of all of my extremities
that I could lose, those are my two,
the faces of extremity.
Look at that noise.
Yeah, look how, yeah.
It's on my outfit.
It's my top dick, like that's all it is.
Um, those, I need those.
I need those some most.
Yeah.
The, is it legal to have a monkey?
Can we just, I don't think you can have a monkey.
I key a monkey got taken away from that woman
That monkey looks sad. That's probably good for the monkey
I I always think about like animals being like taken away and then released in the wild and it just makes me think of every video
I've ever seen of someone with like a mouse in like a trash can
It's like oh, we'll let you out now and then like third within 30 seconds of hot come and swoops it and takes it away
I know it is.
I love those videos.
A couple of weeks ago I saw one.
I think this family had picked up a squirrel
that had like a broken leg or something.
They were releasing it.
They were putting it onto a tree.
The squirrel's like taking a few Timmy steps
and then the family house cat runs out
because on the tree grabs the squirrel and takes off with it.
You know what I think my favorite part of those videos are?
Is that the reaction is always the same.
It's always, oh no, it's not despair.
It's a strange blend of disappointment.
And with the squirrel one anymore.
With the squirrel one, it was pure terror.
Yeah, she was still filming with blood curdling.
Yeah, it was an awful scream.
Yeah, the cows.
You guys fucked up.
We finally literally said, yeah. I mean, if I was a kid, I was like, I'm an awful scream. Yeah, I'm just rolling. You guys fucked up. We finally got it.
Yeah.
I mean, if I was a kid, I was like, I'm doing something good.
I'm doing something for the environment.
Here's the squirrel back.
Oh, fuck, Mr. Tibbles.
Mr. Tibbles.
I saw a video just the other day.
This is written depressing territory here.
A guy was a falconer and said his cow can go droop to the end of this field, comes back
to side to come back via the road
and run straight into a semi-truck.
And you can see the guy's face was just like,
people in the comments were like, look,
I've dabbled in this hobby, it takes a very long time
and a amount of effort to bond with one of those birds.
And it's just like, you could see it
like on the Falconer's face.
Just like, no.
Just like, that's an accident, dude, you know?
It's like a bummer. Hey, Was there like a comical puff of feathers?
No, there's nothing like that.
Well, then this is sad.
Was there like a slight whistle?
Yeah.
Anything, anything, I'm, yeah.
And this is the semi way by the Falconer.
He went like this one.
No, that's the semi way.
Yeah.
Man, I hit a pigeon once and I've never seen
so many feathers in my car.
No, in my car.
Yeah, I was talking shit. I know in my car. Yeah, it was like, I didn't realize pigeons seen so many feathers. Like you punched me. No, in my car. I was talking shit.
I know my car.
Yeah, it was like, I didn't realize
kids just have that many feathers.
Okay, it just, it goes deep.
Yeah.
They're all feathers.
Everywhere it was all feathers.
I don't know why I got sent this video
and I don't remember exactly.
Like I think I was probably Austin
because it was a weird video.
Send me a video of like a machined
de feathers chickens.
It's just this like, what are we talking about?
How in this?
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She's been a genius. She's been a genius. She's been a genius pick up was the next day. I'd had a few beers, so I was like,
all right, gonna throw these in the recycling
and take it out to the curb.
I roll it out to the curb, set it up,
and I can feel like there's someone approaching
and really close to me.
So I look up all of a sudden,
and Austin is standing there,
and he's got like a plant with him,
and he goes, he shouts,
what the fuck?
And I look at him, I go, wow, that's weird.
And I turn around and go back into my house and I'm like,
where the fuck was he carrying a plant walking down the street
at like midnight?
So the next day, I didn't know anybody this,
the next day, that was the different story though.
Yeah, he comes into our office and he closes the door,
he says, I know where Kuslev's now.
I was like, what the fuck, what do you,
he's going, he's like, I was really drunk.
And I realized I didn't have my 10,000 steps for the day.
So just are apparently there's like open container laws
and you're fine.
So you just started walking and drinking,
walking and drinking.
I don't know if that's true.
He'll figure that out.
I highly doubt that's true.
He'll figure that's fine.
He'll figure that's fine.
It was juice.
But he was walking and he,
I don't even know what neighborhood it was.
But he was walking by.
Good.
No, I actually don't.
He passed, like, people put some trash out of the curb,
and there's a vase in it full of peacock feathers.
And Austin being...
Austin's like a very normal thing to throw away.
In Austin?
Yes.
And he was like, oh, it's my girlfriend's birthday.
She loves peacocks.
I'll take these.
I'll get this trash for her.
Yeah, I mean, he's absolutely got it for her.
So he just picked it up.
And he's like, I was walking.
There was Gus. I didn't know what to do. And he just picked it up and he's like, I was walking. There was Gus.
I didn't know what to do.
And he just like, he said, like, yeah, he screened everything.
He just didn't know what to do.
So he just kept walking and he was like, I don't know.
Like, I don't know what to do now.
I was like, should I talk to him?
I was like, nah, he's fine.
It was just, we was really, it was just a such a weird moment.
He was so freaked out.
And like, I don't know where to go.
The first year I knew him, he struck me as one of those people
that just makes up stories for attention.
But then I got to know him and I realized
there's just something wrong with him.
And he just left a very bizarre life.
A bizarre series of events that happens to him
on a weekly basis.
It's like after they destroyed something beautiful
in Fight Club.
And then it's just like, there he is.
There he is. He's just there. It's a beautiful weird. You beautiful and fight club and then it's just like there he is there he's just there
It's a beautiful weird the other day speaking of weirdness. I had a really weird experience at a restaurant
There was I went to this Nepalese restaurant because I realized that I'd never had
So I'm sitting there and there's like a little bit of space and then there's another table to my right and there's a woman sitting there by herself and she comes in and she seems like I don't know,
like a little erratic, like she's just like shifting gears talking about all kinds of stuff
and the waiter comes by to take her order and she explains how she's never been to the restaurant
before and she wants, I'll get to the spot, she wants an explanation for everything that's on
the menu, she wants to know what everything is. And I guess the waiter doesn't have time,
so the manager comes over to take over.
The manager.
I probably would too.
The manager's very patient.
The manager was very nice to her.
It's like, this is this kind of dish,
it has this meat, this kind of sauce, this taste,
this pices, explains literally everything
on the menu to this woman.
Then she goes, I've been awake for three days.
I'm really tired.
What?
Just bringing me whatever you want.
And then she shoves the menu back to the manager
The manager's like, okay, so the manager leaves like it's to put in like a food order for her after all that right after
He's explained everything. She's like whatever whatever you you pay for me
He's a shit sandwich
So then she's sitting there then after a while like the waiter the original waiter comes back and he's like
Oh, here's you know some food puts down on the table. She looks at it and goes that's not my food
And the waiter goes like, oh, here's some food, puts it down on the table. She looks at me and goes, that's not my food.
And the waiter goes, well, what is your order?
She goes, that's not my food.
So waiter's like, hold on.
So waiter leaves, he leaves the food on her table.
He leaves, it goes to get some manager.
And the manager comes back and the manager's like,
you told me to order food for you.
This is what I ordered.
She's like, oh, yeah, it looks good.
What is wrong?
Well, this person, well, she had been up for three days.
And then she was just keep that food.
The
remainder of the rest is late for my
flight.
Can you please say this?
Yeah, that restaurant was BYOB.
So she tries to order like a glass of wine and the manager's like, well, you know, we
don't have a liquor license, but if you have, you know, your own alcohol, you can bring
it in, which I hope you don't.
And the manager says, that doesn't get total platitude.
The manager says, there's a liquor store
that's just walking just like,
it's just right over here.
It's like, what's up with you?
You can go get a bottle of wine if you want.
And the woman goes,
Oh, I've got a bottle of wine in my car.
And the manager goes,
Okay, you can bring that in
and you can pour yourself some wine.
She goes, I don't want to bring the bottle down.
Can you just give me a glass of ice
and I'll go pour my glass of wine in my car?
And the manager goes,
You can't do that.
You can bring the bottle of wine down and pour yourself a glass of wine here. She goes And the manager goes, you can't do that. You can bring the bottle of wine down
and pour yourself a glass of wine here.
She goes, no, no, no, just get me a glass of ice
and I'll go to my car and I'll pour myself a glass of wine.
The manager's like, I understand, but, you know,
we don't have a liquor license
like if you're doing that and carrying wine
across the parking lot, you know, that could be trouble.
She goes, don't worry if nobody will get in trouble,
it'll just be me.
The manager goes, well, that's not really how it works.
You really should bring down this bottle of wine.
If I don't get caught, it doesn't count.
Right, so we're good.
Hey, we're good.
And then she makes a mistake of asking,
like, what kind of glass do you want?
Do you want like a wine glass?
And she's like, no, just any kind of glass.
A big glass, just fill it with ice.
And I'm gonna go fill up my,
I'm gonna go par my stuff a glass of wine.
It was like, what is happening here?
And then eventually, so later,
like she takes like two bites of her food,
and then she goes,
I just got a phone call from that project
I've been working on for the last three days.
I gotta go and I gotta finish this up.
Have your people box this up for me?
Whew, have your people.
Right, I was like,
why is that your word choice?
And I was like, okay,
he like takes the food and like boxes it up for her
and gives it her and like, she pays and leaves. It's like, what is that woman's life? I didn't think anyone
actually said that. I thought that was just the joke of like, have your people call my people.
Like, I didn't, we were just think you've ever done in a restaurant where like a Starbucks or something.
Do I have to be an adult or can I be a kid? Do you have a new Starbucks rule which you don't
have to buy anything to come and send their stores? That's a new company wide rule.
It's not a backfire completely.
Yeah, yeah.
It wasn't weird.
It was just really fucking dumb.
I was like, I guess I was like 15 or 16.
I had been working at a backpacking camp
for about a month and,
you sound super depressed.
Yeah. Well, no, it's like, he's like,
he's like, he can only afford a messenger back.
So it's like, I really fuck some shit up. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I And then my parents to celebrate we went to what's it called? It's in San to the Alamo fellow cafe Alok Cafe and
I remember I was excited to have a soda. I ordered a big red very popular in Texas very sugary very sugary
So good super red
And the waitress dropped it off put a straw on it and I put my lips on the straw and I went
And I I just poured big red all over myself
for my cell.
I had been in the wilderness for a month.
I put my full memory in.
I was no longer a part of society, Bernie.
Do you remember when that happened to Tom Hanks in Castaway?
Like, when they bring him back,
and he pours big red all over himself.
He was like, I tried.
I tried to do that scene.
No, and like, no, it was stupid.
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Besides that if it's not alcohol glass dumb it was like it was like half of it. I was like wow. It was like you're cold on my nipples. No
So fucking sticky. It was like I was so bad coach after a fucking. I remember like my family just laughing me
That guy wasn't like a soccer coach, right? Yeah.
Because I mean, we drink gatorade.
I'm like, big, big.
Yeah.
I feel like, what are you doing?
It's like, I don't know if this is all I know.
I've forgotten how to live.
I only know giant containers and spickets.
It's like, oh, damn you FedEx.
I think this isn't the dumb,
like, this isn't a weird thing that I did,
but it happened to me.
I guess, so I went to,
I was probably eight or 10 or something like that
and my parents told me the magic time machine.
For her.
Can you explain what that is?
I've placed gone now, right?
I think it helps.
I think it helps.
Well, I have a very vague memory of it.
It's just, it's just,
it's just up in costumes and it's like,
oh, you're eating in a different era and all this shit.
No, it's still there.
Is it open?
Get out of here.
Where is it?
They don't fall, they don't fall the rules at all. They're like, hey, why don't you magic time machine. Get out of here. Where is it? It's just in the Antonio.
They don't follow the rules at all.
They're like, hey, why wouldn't a magnetime machine?
I'm tinkerbell and I'm like bitch.
Yeah.
She didn't exist.
Give me another waitress.
And here's the other thing they, apparently they do is, they've got like a cool like
dick slash resort thing going on where they just like.
Terrorized children.
That's what happened to me.
Hey, when they fuck with you.
Oh, me, so did I.
They like are way to really want me to get what they have like these like fizzy drinks, happened to me. Hey, when they fuck with you, when you talk to me, so did I.
Our waiter really wanted me to get, well, they have these like fizzy drinks,
but like it's just like constantly bubbling out.
I was like, nah, I just want like a coke,
that'd be fine.
And he was like, now you want the fizzy drink.
I was like, nah, I really just like the coke.
So like that was like what set us off
and like gave us an issue.
What are you, pussy?
That's pretty much what happened.
So then I went to, I had to go to the bathroom,
so my daddy takes me to the bathroom.
Cowardry?
Like somewhere between like six and eight or seven times.
Yeah, like, like two weeks ago, I have a birthday.
And I went to the bathroom, I did my business,
and I was at that age, and I still am,
where it's like, I didn't have to touch my weaners,
so I just can use, I don't use soap, I just use water.
I was really hoping you're using it.
I know.
I was really hoping you're gonna say,
it's like you're at the age when you go to the year and only just pull your pants down to your ankles
And you just let it go. Oh, I was gonna go and I'm gonna be age right and jerk off because I was in a bathroom
From minute you never
Nobody no wait, can we time out on your side? Hey pause
Hey, Bernie, you never know what you're form of yours like you never
Recent point we had to jerk off at every possible opportunity
I mean yeah, but not like like in public? Give a recent point we had to jerk off at every possible opportunity.
I mean, yeah, but not like, you know,
public bathroom at a restaurant.
Yeah, what the?
That didn't do that.
I never went to Dany's.
I was like, hey, fair, you miss like,
you can't just bring that up like you,
oh, I've never, I've never done that.
I just, you know, I hear things
that you jerk off in a public restroom.
I mean, I just say I never jerk off in a public restroom
saying not in a restaurant.
Like, that would be great.
Tube, two luscious pancakes next to each other, little whipped cream dollop in the middle. And now I'm just like the restroom, I'm saying not in the restroom. Look, now there's a tube, two luscious pancakes next to each other,
a little whipped cream dollop in the middle.
And now I'm just like, hey guys.
I want to get right back.
Is that why you were so excited
to imagine time machine still around?
I still understand.
Dude, I can fucking surge jerking off
in the Victorian area and finish
in the information age.
It would be amazing.
Jesus.
My story's no longer good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bring it back, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll bring it back. I'll bring be amazing. Jesus. My story's no longer good.
I went to the bathroom.
No, bring it back.
I went to the bathroom.
I didn't use soap.
I walked back from the bathroom.
I just washed my hands.
I just washed my hands.
I didn't use soap.
You didn't wash your hands.
Yeah, I was sick.
I was sick.
I've learned.
And the waiter asked,
Hey, did you wash your hands?
I said, yeah, he said,
he's soap.
I said, no.
And then he went on the intercom
and announced everybody in the restaurant. So that Carrie Shockross did not wash his hands
Yeah, you should have ordered the fizzy I should have ordered the fucking fizzy drink. God yo like
Your years of anxiety makes so much more sense to me now
I spent the rest of his bet his birthday dinner under the table. Oh my god
birthday dinner under the table. Oh my God.
Did you jerk off down there?
Yeah.
Privacy.
That kind of begs the question, why do they have a public
address system in the magic car machine?
Why pay this man more so he has more things to do?
And he doesn't.
Did your father tip him?
I mean, did your parents tip him well for that?
I'm free sure they were very upset.
So that reminds me, so it's fun.
I'm the same night of my dad taking us to Jackass.
He continued the tradition like,
oh, I'll be cool to these teenage boys
who went to the hooters right around the corner
from the movie theater that we went to.
And at this point, like,
Papaluna is like all time high score,
like ranking for cool dad right now.
But then he did something that very much reminded me
of like the father I'd grown to know,
which is scary and intimidating.
Like, I don't know how to relate to you.
I don't know anything about sports.
You're really stern, we're angry.
Essentially, we went to Hooters, we got our food or whatever.
His food shows up late, and then his food is cold.
And I'm holding back.
I'm a little pansy.
I avoid confrontation.
If I got a cold meal, I'd be like,
where are you like, back then?
Just like a puddle of goo.
Hey, do you mind me pause and talk about something?
Been sitting here kind of in my seat.
Oh, you kind of,
oh, is that huh?
Like kind of being antsy,
because then you something was coming.
Okay, and it just,
fuck this story, fuck this story.
Sorry, I hate to interrupt.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please do.
Please do, please do.
Do we have a graham cracker? Graham Hattick? He was here. I saw him. I'm sorry, I hate to interrupt. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and he was like, let's go, we're going now. And I saw they didn't leave a tip at all. He just turned dinner and the most awkward fucking thing
ever and my three friends are with me.
He always liked that and I was like, yeah, I'm really sorry.
Okay, yo, fuck this story.
Also, I love you dad.
Fuck this story.
Hey, Gray.
Hey, Gray.
What's up, baby?
So while we've been on the podcast,
some people have noticed in chat
that I have been checking my phone again and again.
Oh, yeah.
Because I've been refreshing someone's Instagram feed
in anticipation of something being said.
By the way, everyone, this great headache,
he is the head of the animation division.
Hello, I'm the one who used to work
to park me in anymore.
It's guy called the animation division.
Really?
Yeah, we have force now.
What's that?
We're like a force.
We're the animation.
You're one of the enemies, though.
But, and also the shower of an upcoming 3D animation
project.
Yeah, Genlock.
That's right.
Been working a little thing called Genlock for a man a while
now.
A lot of track of time.
But yeah, that's been kind of crazy.
Yeah.
So one of the fun parts about being in pre-production for a
show or going into production is a big part of that is casting.
Yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry, I'm kind of in a weird place. I've been feeling like I'm holding my breath for, I don't know how long now.
But yeah, it's kind of odd, which just happened online just a minute ago.
I love how supportive everyone's been of the show.
But we had an actor online that just posted on socials saying that they wanted to be in Genlock.
And I don't know if people out there,
if you're watching the podcast right now live,
then you're the very first ones to help me
sus out.
There's a gentleman who goes by the name Michael B. Jordan.
You might know him from the MCU that we talked about.
Yeah, go check his Instagram.
I think it's Michael B. Ford Jordan.
But his Instagram is Michael B. Jordan.
Michael B. Jordan.
And he just posted about playing Chase in Genlock.
Yeah, apparently he was playing the cast.
So, are you telling me that I didn't get the roll of chase?
I mean, is this really how you got that?
I'm going to have a way to break it to you.
This is how you find out.
This is awkward.
So, that is a crazy, crazy announcement.
We had a fun announcement about a new animated project.
We had that last week.
So it's been this like a crazy seven days man.
Really crazy, but this can be, that's amazing.
That's amazing.
It is so cool.
Can you talk it all about how that goes?
What are we going?
I'm going to read it right now.
I'm like, well, yeah, I don't know what it's going to do.
So I try and play it quite like, oh, yeah, gee,
some guy named Michael just posted,
he wants to be part of the cast.
So anyways, you guys are talking about Marvel movies.
Oh, yeah. But no, no, no, okay, yeah, it's real. Some some kind of Michael just posted he wants to be part of the cast so no you guys are talking about Marvel movies
But yeah, but no, okay, well, yeah, it's it's real. This is the thing that we've been talking about or kind of you know winking at for months
this is We've been our people have been talking to their people as they say since
We're just talking about that phrase
It was crazy. Yeah, I mean, so this is, you know,
Rister Teeth has done some crazy stuff before,
but we've never approached casting quite like this.
And, you know, Michael, it turns out was
at the top of our dream casting list.
And we've got some concept art,
kind of using his visage to figure out the look of Chase
from a long time ago.
This is before we even thought we'd have the chance
to reach out.
And so we should post that eventually just to back that up.
But yeah, when he was at the top of our dream list,
we didn't actually think we'd have a chance to reach out.
Then it kind of looked like maybe we could.
So we put together a package of like the script and some art from the world and the work
and progress of Chase's art.
We even animated a version of Chase's model using some of his audio, some of his performance
from Creed.
And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and and, and and, and and, and, and, that will thing up and send this message in a bottle to them. And it kind of made it across the Hollywood ocean
through all the agents and point agents and producers
and managers and attorneys and whatnot.
And eventually we call that giant floating island of plastic.
That's the level of autonomous robot working on picking
that stuff up, which they're doing a test program for that.
Really?
But we digress.
What's the point of that?
I'm not about this. Let's hear more I'm supporting you, the better I'm about this.
Let's hear more of them.
No, long story short, yeah.
The first amazing thing was he didn't say no.
Yeah, no, okay, that's amazing in and of self.
And then I-
You try to animate himself.
Sorry, what?
Huge fan of anime himself.
He is, and yeah, so we started talking to him.
This was before the premier of Black Panther.
This is before the whole anime meme from the Vanity fair video interview where he was like walk around his crib and put into the
Mapsing he wanted to go to Japan all of that was the entire time like we can't say anything right now
And but now we finally can
Do you have this before?
Man, and Bernie didn't spoil it
Yeah, I was gonna say, Hey, do you have this?
I'm gonna say,
man, and Bernie didn't spoil it.
Yeah.
Somehow, we were talking earlier about human torches,
and I was just like, you're a burp, burp.
Yeah, I got my butthole clenched.
When we got that point, I was like,
Bernie, don't have to do that.
Human torches.
Yeah, but yeah, it's been incredible.
So we can, we can finally say that
Genlock is in full production,
and people can look forward to a bunch of new updates
now on a pretty regular basis.
We'll be starting to show off some more art
and some more behind the scenes and interviews
with the crew and, you know,
I'm sure there'll be a couple of RTX.
So what?
I'm sure there'll be cool stuff at RTX.
Yeah, our RTX and we hope to visit
a couple of different conventions, announcements forthcoming. Yeah.
But yeah, we're going to kind of hopefully make it a bunch of places over the summer and
into the fall.
And yeah, and I'm not too far away from, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I'm going
to go fly out on one of his days off.
And we're going to go like find the voice of the character and start recording here soon.
So that's fantastic.
Follow the channel.
And then we have potentially more casting announcements
coming up with Jen Locke,
is that we have some first person officially now
as part of that.
This is the first casting announcement
of any project we've made.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so pressured.
I'm gonna hate to have to be following that up.
Yeah, right.
With Gus.
Yeah.
He'll be playing Squirrel Girl. following that up. Yeah. Right. With God. Yeah. No. Oh.
Can we play Squirrel Girl?
Well, when can people see Dunluck?
When do we know yet?
I mean, we can't really think.
We still can't announce.
So, the team is still kind of figuring that out.
Thanks in advance for everyone's patience.
We believe me, want to get this into the world.
Yeah. So you can see it as much as hopefully you wanna see it.
And, but we're particularly with new logistical announcements
like this, I think we're gonna wrap in our heads
around exactly what this does the production,
what the best time's gonna be.
So.
Play, play, play, kill you in chat, saying,
guess you can say, I'm Jen shocked.
Oh, nice. Hey. And that's the last Jen. I have to say, anyway. I'll play kill you in chat is saying guess you can say I'm Jen shocked. Oh nice
Hey, and that's the last I have to say my favorite Michael B Jordan story is a recent one from black panther
About the teenage girl who bit through her retainer. Yeah during his shirtless scenes
So I I was gonna I was gonna make I didn't have time to I was gonna make you an iron retainer
Didn't he end up like paying for it?
He ended up like a botter in your retainer.
And that fantastic.
I know, he's the one who put it to the test.
Yeah.
Well, congrats looking forward to Genlock, man.
Yeah, I'll be back.
Nice.
And you guys do.
Casting is one thing, but we've seen what I've seen
of the show so far is just incredible.
So I'm really looking forward to it.
Really looking forward to it.
Really, really appreciate it.
And look forward to sharing more of it
with everybody as soon as possible. Yeah. Love you. Yeah. Really looking forward to it. Really, really appreciate it and look forward to sharing more of it with everybody as soon as possible.
Yeah. Love you.
Yeah.
Hey, Greg.
I'm out.
Bye.
Bye.
You beautiful bastard.
Well, so now I can take all that up.
Because now what I was going to say earlier, Michael would be Jordan also played human torch.
I mean, if I just wanted them to be, then we're not to be Killmonger.
Are you more importantly?
He's also in Genlock.
Yeah. And more importantly, he's also in Genlock. Yeah, more importantly
is in Genlock. Arguably Killmonger is the best antagonist in the entire
MCU. I think Killmonger Vulture. It's even it's hard to call him even a villain
right? Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. In that. He's a really I really like that character. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. That's who finally out there. Oh my god. If you
just story about the restaurant, no, I pretty much covered it. And then Michael B. Jordan showed up and god. Do you want to finish your story about the restaurant?
No, I pretty much covered it.
And then Michael B. Jordan showed up and he was like,
Yeah, well Bernie was in the bathroom doing some weird shit.
No, I was like, what a great, like,
assortment of conversation topics.
Well, it's like, we'll just have to send the clip
of that individual moment.
Yeah, it's like, don't watch the episodes.
Like, just watch the clip.
No, you know, I'm gonna be thinking about that.
Anytime I go to a restaurant with Bernie now, if you have to go to the bathroom, I'm gonna be thinking about it. Anytime I go to a restaurant with Bernie and I,
if you have to go to the bathroom,
I'm gonna wonder about it.
At least I watch my hands.
At least I watch my hands.
I don't care.
I'm so, like, no, Eric.
I've learned as long as I touch my weaner,
I watch my hands or so.
I behave myself.
I behave myself.
I think actually, you know, honestly,
I've often criticized people freak out
about going to the restroom.
Yeah.
And then washing their hands, like like that's the end all be all
but I think there's way worse things you can do with your hands
and not wash your hands after that.
Then murder.
You always wear gloves when you murder.
Picking shit up off the ground.
Like we suddenly picked something up off the ground
that would immediately run and wash the hands.
Dude, I never thought about it.
I'll never forget we were in this before I do the the 50s I'll never forget, it was before I did all those tests rounds.
I remember you and I were on a team
and I had a glass of water
that I put underneath the stool that I was sitting on
and I was just bouncing my foot on the bar over that water
and you were like, you're fucking disgusted.
I was like, what?
You're fucking jiggling everything that's
on the bottom of your shoe and your water and I was like, oh yeah, I never thought about that. You was like, what? You're fucking jiggling everything that's on the bottom of your shoe and your water.
And I was like, oh yeah, I never thought about that.
You're like, what the fuck?
You're hung with you.
Yeah, I think about that stuff.
How long can a glass of water sit out
before you just dump it in?
Three minutes.
I'm not gonna,
because if you don't drink it in three minutes,
I aim it.
Like two days, you're an animal.
You're a goddamn animal.
Like, do you feel big red on yourself once?
Everyone calls you a fucking animal.
More than six hours, and I'm like, no.
What?
Yeah.
Where do you have water sitting out for six hours?
Well, he's got for two days, apparently.
I feel like I wouldn't encounter the situation like
overnight.
I would pour my stuff water and then drink it,
and then that's it.
You got it?
You got it the glass way you don't carry
the water with you?
No.
Really?
I mean, I might, but it's like,
if we're just a little while until I'm done with it.
Like, if I, like sometimes I go over lunch,
I have a set of glass of water out.
If I get home from work like four hours later,
I'm not drinking that.
No, no, no.
I'm with you.
So I'm gonna drop something in it.
Yeah, I'm getting your head.
It just tastes different too.
That is true.
It's just like a...
What are you, the kid from science?
What's that?
I don't see that shit.
That was the only right science.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. No, I'm just a literate.
Real talk. I've been holding my pee up until this MBJ announcement.
And I got to go now. I promise I won't trick off.
And I will wash my hands with soap. I'll be right back.
It's amateur hour.
And I sure know.
Well, now I get the whole couch.
Didn't you go before the podcast?
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that we're doing a project with Rob McElhenny,
the creator of Owie Sunny in Philadelphia.
I wish I was a million times more evolved than I am.
You can be as evolved as you'd like to.
What I know you do.
No, it's super cool. I don't know.
I actually have no idea.
Kerry is busy directing the biggest show.
Hey, I don't want to. Yeah, busy directing the biggest show ever. Hey. I jump on himself.
Yeah, there was, you know, so we're obviously everyone at Rushi.
So many of us are huge fans of Oesonnie and Rob.
And so it was just, it was really serendipitous that he had an idea for an animated show.
And we really liked it.
And so now we're working together.
That's a long time in the works as well.
It was, when did we first start you and I started talking about like six months ago,
or something like that.
It was awhile.
Yeah, it was awhile some of the CCs take longer
than you expect to come to fruition, you know,
because people have very busy schedules.
And yeah, we went to a couple of meetings
and it was looking really good.
And I thought, oh man, I have got to get either Michael
or Jeff involved with this as soon as possible
because they're gonna, if the two of them can murder me, you know
But one of them I got a good chance of fighting off. Yeah, you know, because I should have chose Michael though
Cuz Jeff I can fight I'll be pretty jacked. Yeah, Michael's pretty fucking jacked, right? What's going on with him?
I think I've bored and he's just look dad bod. Yeah, yeah
Although I think our entire cast just kind of moved down a peg on the physical fitness
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know no one's buying through a retainer for us.
No, no, I mean, Jesus, in that movie,
a perfect physical specimen in that movie.
Did you really want to answer your one gun for very long?
What you doing? You washing miles back already.
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the project we announced last week.
What is it?
We just talked about how ripped Michael B. Jordan is.
And that is true.
I think all conversations lead back to that.
Spikeface.
Yeah, no, Spikeface.
Even more involved than I have.
It has been super cool.
It's being written by two dudes, Jeff and Ty.
And we got to spend a good amount of time
with them last time they were in Austin. They write real fast. They write fast. Yeah, I pretty much spent my
entire day going over their scripts for feedback and stuff. And it is like, I'm so excited
for the show. It is, I think it's gonna be a lot of fun. I don't know how much we're
allowed or what we can say about it. Probably a lot more. I think yeah.
But how many episodes? You know, my favorite part of it is the projects
so far, my favorite part.
But really, a part I'm really enjoying is being
in a writer's room with Jeff,
because that's not something he typically does,
but he should do more of, I think.
It's been awesome, he's a fun dude.
This is our Jeff Ramsey, not Jeff Marvernale,
who is one of the writers for Spikeface.
Do you primary areas are Jeff and he tie?
Yes.
And then we have Jeff Ramsey in that room as well.
We've also in that same announcement
talked about collaborating with flashgits,
Tom and Donna flashgits.
Oh, dude.
I want to talk to you.
We said the name of the show,
but if we haven't shown any,
there's a teaser route for it, right?
Yeah, but we don't think it's all that.
Yeah, so the name of the show is MotorNight.
And that is, it's something that we've been talking about
for quite a long time.
Yes, that's. Those guys are super cool. And it's something that we've been talking about for quite a long time. Yes, that's true.
Those guys are super cool and it's been incredibly fun
hopping on calls with them and like trading emails back and forth.
They're their rad dudes and we're really excited
to work with them on this.
So upcoming, Jen Locke, you also had a trailer last week
for season three of Camp Camp.
Got that, Jen Locke, spike face and motor night.
So this will be Carrie and Miles's last appearance
on the podcast for about 12 years.
I'm like, he's that's all him.
It's it's cool. It's it's like one of my goals last year was to like, let's get more writers that we can work with.
Let's get more diverse crew of writers. And that's been awesome. We've been.
It should be y'all should know this now from Red vs. Blue, but we've been
working with people like Jason Wait, our very own Eddie Revis and Lila Hav, and those
are some names that you'll be seeing in a lot more productions as we go forward.
It has been an absolute delight working with those people.
Tom's born in Chevy for a while.
Yeah, Tom Alvarado has just crushed it on Ruby Chevy.
Like this last season, I thought it was our strongest,
and a lot of that was Tom.
It was mainly getting me out of the way.
It's not the fucking, it's Paulist at the top.
And I'm really like, no, well then you and I are working
on Ruby right now, which is a lot of fun.
Yeah, no, it's a matter of just getting more people
that we really enjoy to come and play with our animated toys
and tell some fun stories. You know what I've learned from this whole process, getting more people that we really enjoy to come and play with our animated toys
and tell some fun stories.
You know what I've learned that from this whole process
to you is I've learned how trustworthy
everyone who works here is
because all of these things were some of the poorest
kept secrets internally in the company
for months and months
and nothing ever got out about any of these stuff.
And it's so crazy that they're all kind of landing
in the same one week period or 10 day period.
It was wild, yeah.
For context, we started talking about in MotorNight,
like about a month before we even started talking
about no matter of nowhere.
What was that I think of as being the same meaning?
It was very, it was towards, it was very close.
It was very, very close.
I remember no matter what's in the,
like in the meeting with MotorNight.
And it was kind of like, we make one or the other.
It's like, wait, we like both of these things.
Why not make two things that we like?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really just work with other writers too.
Dude, yeah, it's awesome.
It's great learning from them too.
Like, everybody has a different approach.
And it's really fun.
And I learned a little bit of this with RVB 14, the anthology season of like, what different
writers of value?
Like, I could always tell tell like fun house was like,
oh, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue. Jonek Losi, he is so all about visuals and like
visual storytelling, very much like Jordan Swierce, who just will just plaster visual
gags in the background of everything that he can, which is what made RTA so good. Jason gets into the psyche of characters, and Eddie is remarkable at structure.
It's just like, it's cool.
People that we don't normally work with and see what they bring to the table, and then
learning from that and then trying to incorporate that into your own process.
It's cool, man.
What's your focus?
I don't know.
I like characters a lot.
You work with me. What's the shit that I do all the time that you character. I like characters a lot. You work with me.
What's the shit that I do all the time
that you're just like,
it miles off on one of these again?
Aside from me being like,
I don't know, like, is that too powerful?
And then you always have to be like, dude, animate.
Oh yeah, you're right.
You're right.
I don't know.
That's just a thing of mine, I see.
I don't know.
You're one of the quickest to come up with a joke, like ever.
And you're always great, I think, at reminding me of like,
don't forget, this is animation.
We can do whatever the fuck we want
so long as Cohen doesn't kill us first.
Yeah.
This is a gastric, I'm thinking we're going to.
You're a fucking like Pierce the Heavens type dude.
You're like, go for it.
You're like, go for it all the time.
Should we just like, should we just leave?
Yeah, yeah, I mean, great.
You guys, I was going to go jerk on the bathroom.
Yeah.
Just watch your hands.
It's not gonna, it's not gonna, that's all we ask.
Just like, Dix last resort.
Yeah, no, I'm always,
I'm usually just because I've noticed all the writers
to focus on different things as well.
Even I, it's into like, something the same miles.
It's we like, comedy with like, big moments,
like big dramatic moments in it as well.
It's like, you gotta have heart to a story as well as having like, you and times and
I really like contrast, I guess.
Yeah, that was the thing that I really quickly learned with RVB was that, oh, people come
to this expecting a comedy.
So even just a little bit of drama will hit that much harder.
And I think that's the beautiful thing about comedy is that it gets you to a point where
you lower your defenses and then the writer can go in and actually have a really sincere
and meaningful
conversation with you when you least expect it. I think that's one of the greatest things that
you can do with comedy. Yeah. And we're in the middle of pilot month as well. Everything's going
really well there. Yeah. Branded came out. Everybody seemed to like, branded. I think the only one that
was kind of mixed reaction was Gork and we're working on that Gork's quest. I love Gork's quest.
And then a cheap and hunter. And then we have left murder room and we have,
wait, that's gotta be this week, right? Oh, yeah. And then MDB animated. Yeah. Yeah.
What's this week? We're gonna be something this week. What's this week? Nothing this week?
No. Fucking week off for us. Look at that. I'm on the month, man. Yeah.
As long as it happens. Listen, we're making general announcements. What else do you? Yeah. That
was that's the nothing like I'll be totally totally. Yeah. Yeah. There you go.
And I had asked you guys to be on the podcast before I knew that that announcement was happening
today. Yeah. Like I'm a slacker. You're like, you know, this is going down on Monday, right? I
had been trying to been I had been trying to get you guys for a little while and we did timing
just to never worked out. Then like if we worked out, then after you confirmed you're like,
hey, this is what's happening Monday at six.
I was like, this Monday?
Yeah.
Oh, well, that's fucking perfect.
There's like a million things going on with this company.
It's good.
It's so many things.
It's a lot of things.
It's a lot.
It's definitely a lot of things.
Yeah.
And so, you know, it's funny because I forget
what we were talking about earlier, but I made a joke
and pluralized it.
Jeff is adamant to make sure that people don't say achievement hunters.
Oh, God.
Also, they did that with achievement hunters. They say achievement hunters.
But that's kind of individually, it's almost like their position of the company is an achievement hunter.
But people tend to pluralize things.
You know, we worked at a company where they did that.
Telling network, everyone called it Telling Networks.
No idea why. And fucking Ryan tweeted that people should watch achievement haunters
Oh, I did a last week. I think Michael replied to him pointing out very obviously no S in it. I do that much because I slur
I just add
So I think all are doing great work on rubies
But I know but it's one of those things. It only happens.
It sounds stupid when you say that.
But when you say,
records versus record drugs,
everyone calls it records.
It's records.
Drugs.
It's record drugs.
No, I'm just trying to see that.
Like the justification.
I don't know.
Who knows? They call records.
Speaking of Ruby.
I call it CBS.
It's called CBS.
No, it doesn't.
Speaking of Ruby, it pops on on the subreddit.
Somebody checked out baby name.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Apparently, people are naming their babies Ruby now.
Not like our WBY.
Hey, don't.
Don't do that.
Don't for it, dude.
No, you don't ruin your child's life.
You got this name.
No, what do you mean? You's line. You got this name. No
That's like oh god, that just weirds me out. It's like just name them Gus
Yeah, you're probably Jordan. Yeah, whatever you want Like they're both like they're both just as good. I like I like Michael be Gus Michael be good one
Yeah, this any that B makes anything basically
Michael Beguess. Michael Beguess, that's a good one, yeah.
Is that B makes anything more?
It does.
Basically.
It's good.
Oh, man.
Do either you guys have a labo, Nintendo labo?
No.
I feel like this close to buying it.
I'm not going to get it.
Look at the hype.
I have one.
It's pretty cool, but I saw a video today
where they had the guy who's a composer for Game of Thrones
play the Game of Thrones theme using the labo piano.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Like, I guess he'd never used a switch, never, you know,
he's not a, not a gamer.
Yeah, there's just like putting a mini piano in front of him.
Right.
Like here, this that works.
See if you can recreate the Game of Thrones theme.
And it's really funny to watch him, like, figure it out
and then, like, layer a couple of things
and play it back on that shitty little cardboard piano.
Yeah. It looks fun. It looks like it'd be like a cool, like, I'm essentially, and then like layer a couple of things and play it back on that shitty little cardboard piano.
It looks fun.
It looks like it'd be like a cool,
like I'm essentially like waiting for like a rainy day
activity.
Yeah, I think it did not sell well.
I feel like.
Well, they didn't market the hell out of it.
Like Nintendo tends to do for a lot of their first party stuff.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what their idea was with this,
but I'm happy they did it.
It's not for me.
I'm not particularly interested in it, but that's the one thing I've always
cherished about Nintendo is that they'll just do shit that other people don't.
They're going to scream like they are and they got cardboard.
Yeah, man.
Well, in a weird way, they're kind of a similar cloth.
Like you just said, the Game of Thrones dude wasn't a gamer, but he can understand it.
That was the thing that really made me
save up to get a vibe was,
I remember I played it at the Game Grumps office
and was like, holy shit, VR is here.
Oh my God.
I, and my first thought was, I need my parents
to experience that.
You wanted the Game Grumps office?
Yeah, you wanted to do that.
It was, what's up?
What did you do that?
I think this was for RVB14,
because Brian and Ross did one of those episodes.
Yeah, man, that was a lot of fun.
I went to Soselo.
I was, I went to Soselo. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was I set it up, my parents came in time for RTX and my mom loved audio shield
and my dad of all things
latched onto the Brookhaven experiment
and was the horrifying zombie survival.
My dad did the exact thing.
And my brother and I were like,
oh, my dad, it was this amazing visual
of just like, he's got the big dumb box on his head.
And he's just like got this huge smile.
I was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
I'm just like trying to punch the zombies.
He played it till one in the morning.
And I was like amazed, because I remember as a kid,
like he got us our Xbox.
And I remember him trying to play Madden and Halo.
And the controller was just such a barrier to entry.
He couldn't do it.
But the best VR stuff is so intuitive.
Like, he was just all about.
Job simulator to me is like, it's what you should show people.
Even the Rick and Morty one is super intuitive
when you pick it up, you know what to do.
Rick and Morty or a counting.
I have another Rick and Morty one.
I have another Rick and Morty one.
I did a counting though.
What's the counting guy?
It's a, I can never, I can't pronounce this name.
That's the only one.
Yeah, yeah.
He, like his company did like a separate one.
It's just a free little game called counting.
Well, a company, Al Kamee, who is Austin, they're Austin, they were bought by did, like, a separate one. It's just a free little game called Accounting. Well, the company, Al Kame, who is Austin,
they're all studio, they were bought by Google, I believe.
Yes.
They did job simulator, then they also did the Rick and Morty
of your experience.
That one, and they're both incredible.
Fucking Teddy will sit there and run a 7-11 in all day long.
Dude, I'm all about Beat Saber these days.
It's an early action.
Yeah, that looks cool, man.
So much fun.
It's like, hey, let's take a rhythm game, which most people
really like, especially in VR.
And also add the most fun, like,
haptic feedback experience every just make what you should.
It's just make what you should feel like you're a badass.
I'm sure.
You look like Star Wars kid, but oh, yeah, no, you
feel.
You wish you looked like Star Wars kid.
Like you're just like Star-T-Mall.
It's so much fun.
I feel like Shitty Yoda.
Shitty Yoda.
Yeah, episode two.
Oh, yeah, that's a damn it. You're big. You beat me to Yoda. Yeah, episode two. Oh, yeah, damn it.
You beat me to it.
Yeah, at least you're not a sole caliber for you.
Has anybody, has anybody hacked in,
duals of the fates to the beat saber?
No, they did.
This is how deep into it, I got into the modding.
I was really upset.
Someone beat me to modding YMCA.
Because I wanted to do all the things
like in the shape of the dance.
You're talking about that for like, seriously, like four days.
I was so excited.
I was like, I'm gonna be out how to do it.
And then I saw on Reddit like the other day.
I was like, someone marted while I'm saying,
I'm like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
God damn it.
Can I say though, I really admire the fact
that I don't think you've done a lot of modding
or programming in VR previously, is that correct?
No.
I do like that your attitude though is,
hey, I want to see this thing, I'm gonna make it.
Where there's a thing that happens online a lot
that frustrates me, we're in comment threads where people go, even like for a gift, they'll say, oh, somebody
make a gift where they do this and this and this and this.
And those like, I guess the people think that's the way the world works is they just type
in what they want.
And somebody else will go, they have to work on Reddit though.
It does work.
Someone will go, well, I want to get up votes for this.
Right.
In general, it does actually work.
Yeah.
Which is kind of not good.
But it is a weird thing. Like, there is a group of people out there that will just, that's their approach when they think of something. They're like, well, I can actually work. Yeah. Which is kind of not good. But it is a weird thing. There is a group of people out there that will just,
that's their approach when they think of something.
They're like, well, I can't make this myself.
Just fucking learn how to make a gift.
And drop the end of the world.
Josh Rinalis has always blown me away with his ability to just like,
he want, his whole thing, he always wants to figure out
how something works and then I'll get into it.
Just like Thanos, you know, he want to see what Thanos would be like.
He was kind of killed.
He made it. Good for him.
But he got really into VR chat and has like learned to,
he taught himself rigging, to do taught himself rigging,
to like make a model that he could be in VR chat.
He like guided me through a VR chat experience,
like my fucking shaman or something.
And it was so wild, like no one knew that I was like
a roosterie thoresome, but I ran into people
that were dressed as Ruby and Yang.
And some guy was like, oh yeah, I made the site that unfolds or whatever.
And I'm just there dressed as like a Mr. Meeseek's like, that's cool.
Yeah.
Well, that's that stuff starts though.
I started working, wait, before Red vs. Blue,
started getting a feeling for like animation and things like that,
when I made quake skins, which is that little flat file,
but you had to envision how it was gonna wrap around the model.
I see that in a Halo PC all the time.
Is it really?
I had modded the show that I'd make it
like my assault rifle, shot warthogs.
Holy shit!
All these crazy things, yeah.
The crazy thing I've done so far is figure,
I got a Ruby model onto my character for VRChat.
That's like the most expensive thing I've ever done.
I'm not expensive.
In chat on the website, McSaxon says,
you still have a chance
you can make the Macarena in Be Savory.
Holy fuck.
I gotta go.
Kill the fee, kill the fee.
That idea is out there.
Yeah.
Damn it.
Damn it.
It's all right now.
No, you guys.
Let me ask you guys,
which is one of the topic of like people requesting things
that they want to see and then just seeing them.
There's this trend on Reddit,
where people will, and these things
you always get upvoted with say, hey, upvote this picture of John McCain.
I mean, it's like a dog eating, I don't know, like a blood butt or something.
I think so that when people, John McCain, this will show up.
That doesn't work.
That's not how Google image search works.
That's not how it works.
But people constantly upvote this stuff.
Hey, you know what else?
People also put on Facebook like, hey, give me, if we get 10,000 likes,
I think we might be able to do something
of a reddit, smart.
Well, well, yeah.
Too smart for YouTube comments to dump for fortune.
So I read it since in that nice little sweet spot.
In there.
It depends on a subreddit, my subreddit basis.
That is true.
Very true.
I think that the new layout's making everybody.
My, what do I make my favorite post ever is
on the top pin post on the Netflix subreddit.
I just wanna check it out one day is like,
stop sending requests for Netflix to the subreddit.
Like they just post like,
hey can you make it so like in fast forward
40 seconds at the time?
Like nobody from Netflix works here is on the subreddit.
If everybody is suggesting stuff
to like stop fucking posting this shit.
We're panning everybody from this point on.
Who does that?
I'm like on the cusp of like trying to stop using Reddit
completely or using it more.
Why, wait what?
That's okay.
Let's do it.
I heard a suppressor you're going from the whole world.
Yeah, I know.
There's so many not good things about social media
in general.
Sure.
And Reddit just as a whole,
like a bunch of different subrits can just kind of drive
me crazy sometimes.
And there's other times where I'm like,
if I went to more subreddings, maybe I would have no more things.
Oh God.
It really is like a,
like the Vive subreddit, not all the time,
but like that's a subreddit that's very much like,
hey guys, I made a mod and everyone's like,
oh wow, this is great, it's very like collaborative.
But like, it's smaller than the subreddit.
It's interesting.
Yeah, I feel like that's the case for everything, right?
It's great while there's like the first,
while everything's small,
just the people that are there that are passionate
and stuff, but then this thing starts to grow big.
Reddit Mainstream.
Reddit is, I mean, I think people on Reddit,
especially even, they still think of it themselves
as being like early adopters, you're not.
Reddit is totally absolutely mainstream.
It's one of the biggest sites on the internet
and it just tons of people.
And you just get like that cacophony of voices in big subreddit.
What's interesting though is like I still feel as though a lot of these larger websites
have, they each still have a unique voice. So Reddit tends to be a cynical asshole. And
this is a generalization. That's why Tumblr. Tumblr tends to be, Tumblr speaks almost exclusively
in hyperbole.
In emotion.
In emotion. Like, everything's either literally the best
or they literally can't eat.
It's their emotional platform.
Facebook's now for your mom.
Like, I can't think of a few like.
Instagram?
Yeah.
Yeah, Instagram.
Instagram's like the popular kid.
I feel like.
I feel like Instagram feels more like
a more female oriented platform.
Like Pinterest definitely is.
But I think Instagram of the mainstream ones seems the most female.
I could, I think I could get with you.
Definitely the post ratios.
Yeah.
It's like all the guys I follow on Instagram post like once a month and some of the women
I follow will post 18 times a day.
I posted three times on Instagram.
Did you? One of them was a stock photo. 18 times a day. I posted three times on Instagram. Did you?
One of them was a stock photo.
Three times a photo.
It is a good photo.
Were you the one we were back at 636?
No.
And someone's Instagram was hacked.
And they were posting the first.
The first was that you?
The person that hacked it.
It was, it wasn't somebody to hack my, somebody used my work email.
Yes.
To create an Instagram attack.
And what was the only thing they posted on that Instagram,
Carrie?
Pictures of closed dicks.
No, no, no, no, wait.
It was, I thought it was pictures of him sticking his thumb out of his.
No, no, am I misremming that?
There's a bunch of bulges.
Okay, okay.
Dicks with clothes on them?
No, like it was just like dudes in box.
The equivalent of going, I'm not touching you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm a picture for that.
I'm not a kid.
No, yeah.
You can't take this down.
Yeah, I think it's still up, it's fine.
I mean, you guys see a text on that.
You get this true.
All right, let's wrap this up.
Okay.
All right, up voting on Reddit, there's nothing to do
to influence Gumi and Shach.
It's not good.
I mean, it might be people just loading the image.
Right.
Yeah, algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.
Oh, he did.
Bye.
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