Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Reads Tiger Woods’ Texts? - #514

Episode Date: October 16, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Becca Frasier, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss mosquitoes, what qualifies as a job, candy corn, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Happened immediately. It was like said in the adry that fall has finally arrived. Dude, it fucking dropped on us like a hammer. I was sweating my ass off last night. Yep. And it's freezing too. It literally half the temperature it was yesterday at this time. Yeah, it was like 85, 86 yesterday,

and then it dropped to 40 degrees overnight. It's crazy. Yeah. Now it's crept back up to like 45. No, we know it's colder where you are. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a colder. I got you don't have to say that. These guys don't know cold.

My fucking dick just so off. Yeah. Every time you talk about the weather on the internet, somebody always shows up to tell you how it's worse over there. Northern tip of Canada works negative 95 degrees. You'd be dead. Yeah. Fucking or you how it's worth more than that. I live in the northern tip of Canada where it's negative 95 degrees. You'd be dead. Yeah. Or you'd be a polar bear.

Move. Or you'd have a polar bear. Do you remember the, which guy was it that was an Xbox one executive when they were trying to launch the all online Xbox one? Don't have the guy. And no, it was somebody lower level. It was a PR guy.

PR people always fuck up on social media and lose their jobs. I don't know how to do that. Oh, yeah. And the guy was somebody said, Hey, I live in a rural county and I don't have great internet. How am I going to use an online console? And he just replied back to him Twitter, move. So I said, yeah, that became like a touchstone.

So I don't remember exactly the guy's scenario, but it was, he lives somewhere over the shitty internet. When Sophie gonna do that. What? When Sophie gonna fuck up. I don't know. I don't know. the guy's name, but he lives somewhere over the other shitty internet. When Sophie gonna do that. What? When Sophie gonna fuck up. I don't know. I don't know. We caught it some day.

Yeah. Sophie and I honestly, we talk. I had a regular, it's like a meeting we have every week. But I constantly like, are you ready to Sophie? Are you ready? Like when somebody does a major fuck up, are you ready? Like are you gonna be, because Sophie's our PR person. I was like, are you gonna be able to help this person

navigate whatever that fucking thing is gonna be? Because you know it's coming, right? It's got to. Something's got to hit. Who do you think it is gonna be at this company? Who do you think it's gonna fuck up? Oh man, so many options. Can I do it?

Maybe someone we wouldn't expect. I don't know, like a hollum or something, you know? Who'd hella look? I don't want this little age poorly, when someone goes around. Because someone will go wrong. What's the chance we're not gonna make somebody exceptionally mad?

Or something? Or someone's gonna get arrested, something will happen. Yeah. Yeah. But we haven't had like the blowout, Barb. You had that fight with the US military. That was fucking fascinating.

Yeah, I love bringing that up. Yeah, sorry about that. I somehow completely missed that. No, no, no, it's all good. Barb's first week on the job and some, it wasn't her fault. Oh, I remember. The guy came in and lied about his hat. Yes, yeah, that missed that. No, no, no, it's all good. Yeah, Barb's first week on the job and some, it wasn't her fault. Oh, I remember. The guy came in and lied about his hat.

Yes. And I was like, this is a cool story. We should post about it. And he was like, yeah, sure. So we made this whole big journal about it. He was an active military. He said that his hat was shot as a red versus blue hat was shot off of his head in a foxhole overseas

when he was deployed. And I don't remember if it was Iraq or Afghanistan, but it would have been one of those at the time. And Barbara said, wow, you know, we have a lot of, you know, active military, there are fans of first season, we want to try to honor that. So she posted a photo of it. And as they are likely to do and as they are justified in doing, other active military people who were fighting in foreign wars said, this is not what a bullet looks like when it goes through a hat. This person is wild.

Also, he couldn't be wearing that hat based on where he was. A lot of different stuff. Yeah, there was a lot of. So that we can't happen if Foxfall seems awfully sporty. Which again, I didn't know. I am very unaware of all those rules and regulations and. And Barber, we can hit by like, like, collateral damage. I'm trying to come up with a military term here, but, you know, is it like, barb, we got hit by like, like, collateral damage. I'm trying to come over the military term here,

but you know, is like, I mean, I responded to it in an inappropriate way, which I regret doing and I have ever since, but yes, it was a very intense first week. That's the, that's probably my first. You're basically saying, take it easy and they did not want to take it easy, essentially. Yeah, right?

Yeah, so they got, they got mad. I got involved with it. I was like, this is your guy. He lied. Nobody here lied. This guy lied. You guys have all figured out what I didn't realize is that they, like, went all the way. They were ported in everything.

Yeah, I think he got it. It's a very serious thing. Yeah, so it was stolen. There you go. Yeah. Wow, that's a thing. Wow. Oh, yeah.

You never see, there's videos online of like when someone is out, like,ling with active like like the ring military gear, the other veterans will walk up or active military and say, you know, what's your unit? I'm not from the military. So I don't know the lingo. And they've, I mean, they shame people for doing that kind of stuff. It's a big, big deal. Imagine if you risk getting your life for the country. And then some Jackass is trying to raise money just

by lying about it. Yeah. Or something, anything. Yeah. Or just trying to get some kind of benefit from the job that you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense.

One way or another. Yeah. Too much lesser degree. I have to wonder how many people out there pity fabricated their college education entirely and have like on like a resume and stuff like that. Yeah, and No, we never really verify is that you could just make it up this is the time very true It used to be easier to do I have to tell the story about the guy They have to tell the story about my friend. It's so long ago now. It's got to be okay. Yeah, I don't need it. Yeah, it's totally fine

Is it just don't name them? I don't name it. Yeah, totally fine. Is it? Just don't name them. I won't name them. I knew a guy, this is like, I wouldn't name rhymes with hat, bow long. Oh, yeah. His name is, beff, jamsy. And, wait, this is years ago, before, when I went to college,

it was right before the internet was a real thing. Like, I went to college to be pre-med. The internet kind of came out of nowhere and I switched to computer science. So a lot of stuff back then was kind of antiquated. And one of the things you would do is you'd get a transcript and they would stamp it with the university seal.

Sometimes they crimp it to get like a physical 3D crimp in the paper that was in the shape of the seal or a stamp. I knew a guy who transferred from a junior college or a community college, and he transferred after one year. Like, he had probably like 20 hours. And then they got his transcript and they stamped it.

And it's like, okay. So he goes to like a stamp place and he says, can you make this stamp? Can you make this replicate this? I think it looks like a sticky. So he gets the stamp made. He writes up about two and a half years of course work and stamps it and turns it in. And he got like two and a half years of university free.

Still graduated, like took all the upper division courses and everything, but he graduated from it. And I can't tell like if that's super, super smart or just borderline criminal. It's both. Yeah. Like, you're a sociopath to attempt that. Yeah.

There's also a lot of people who pay a lot of money for that education. I'm one of them. I paid for my education. I graduated by then too, and I found out that he had done this years later. Oh, I'm sorry. He might have been full of shit too. You know, I don't know if that. Is this someone I know?

I don't think there's an honor among those stamp makers. They're like connecting the dots. Like, I know you're walking with a stamp and you're like, here,'t know if that I know I know I think there's an honor among those stamp make like connecting the dots Like I walk in with a stamp and you're like here. Can you do that? Like is there a locksmith out there? Who will duplicate the keys that say do not duplicate? How we and how does that protect? I've always wondered that I've got a couple of keys I say do not duplicate like How do they not do it? Do they not sell the blacks are the blacks harder to find for that? That is just some nerd making the key will be like, I can't do it. Man, sorry, locksmith code. Like that, you're say here, I need to copy a bunch of keys and locksmith goes to him.

He gets to the do not duplicate and he goes, what did you get me involved with? But no, the mafia has now got you. The locksmith can kill you. That's legal. They get that you try to make him copy a do not duplicate key. They'll stab you in the neck with it and when you're Coffin for that I lost my truck key and I want to go copy it can't do it I need to go to the fucking dealership to get a new key those are pricey. Yeah, the two are bucks for a key dude

Correct. Oh right cuz it's a Tesla. I was gonna say no no no no this is my Ford F-150 truck There's a key the car key shop like right in like the handkerchief. They can't make it cuz guys got a There's a key, a car key shop like right in like the handcuffs. They can't make it cause God is gonna. Got a chip. Yeah, that shit. Oh, that's stupid. Yeah, I agree. I'm sorry.

That's why I pulled out my steering column. So that's so good. Just reach down there and go like that now. No, I didn't do that. That dude, that truck, I gotta say, I have been driving for a very long time. I've run through a number of different cars in my driving career.

Something happened like around 2005 where cars just became super reliable. And they're great now. Like that truck that I've got is eight years old. It looks brand new and it drives great. Oh, I can't believe that truck's eight years old. That truck's eight years old. It's only eight years old. I feel like it's wailed in.

No, the blue truck's just wailed in. Oh wait. The silver one. The silver one. Yeah. A big honken truck. I do drove all four to one, 50 silver one. Yeah. A big honkin truck. I drew a four to one piece forever. I used to like equate that car with you because when I first started working at Risha G's,

I would see that car and be like, Bernie's here. The blue truck? No, the silver truck. The silver truck. Yeah. It's weird for me because it's like I have all these former vehicles here that have been inherited by the company. Yeah, I said the king of two spots.

Yeah, sorry. He got a new car without getting rid of your previous one. Well, the eight year old truck is going to go to JD when he starts driving. So I got a six year old car. It's piece of shit. Is he going to start picking Gavin up and giving him a ride? Oh, God. I've even dreamed.

That'd be the dream. Gavin's a nervous passenger, though. Is he? Oh, does he? He's not. Provide the dream. Gavin's a nervous passenger though. Is he, oh, does he, he's not? Provide commentary? Maybe he's a nervous passenger in your car. You know, he's all like, you know, you know, even if I drive with him as a passenger, he's still fucking.

Gavin once told me that when he drives to me, he feels like one of the safest passengers. You're a good driver. Thank you. Have I driven you somewhere? Yeah. I'm not sure you're just saying that. I think I might have even been in the car

when Gavin told you that. You might have been. Yeah, he was just like, you know, I feel really safe when you're driving me. And I went, thanks Gavin, and I looked him right in the eye. And got into a wreck. Yeah.

You're right into that tree. It's because I'm not one of those drivers that I hate when people do this when they're driving you. And they're talking to you like this. And you're just like the whole time, like looking forward. So you hope that they look forward. And they're just like, yeah, so what do you think about this? And you're just like the whole time looking forward. So you hope that they look forward. And they're just like, yeah, so what do you think about this?

And you're like, I think the road's looking really nice. What about you? Because there's no nice way of saying, keep your fucking eye on the road. Yeah, it's weird that it's like, because if you're looking to your right, how do you play Pokemon Go? How do you do that?

You gotta move your phone as well over to the right side. Pretty good. I saw, it's a weird thing to say, I guess, you know, when car manufacturers, they have to like, I guess test their cars to see how long they last and where they're in. That's matching up, you'd,

you'd smash them up. But I saw that earlier today, Tesla tweeted a photo of one of their motors and they said, you know, we had to test the Model 3 motor, and this is what it looks like after a million miles. And it looks like it's brand new. Looks like there's no wear on it. Well, yes, because it's not combustion.

Right, and then it may be start thinking about it. It's like, oh, well, I guess the thing that I was worried about before, and I never realized it is, when it's combustion, you're, you know, there's all that heat and all those explosions going on in your engine. And over time, that's what wears things down or causes things to break. It causes gross residue and gunk build up. Yeah. So it's crazy to me to think that you could have a car

where the inside of, oh, there it is. That's after a million miles. Where the inside of the drive unit is cleaner than like the inside of the car. The outside of the car could be totally fucked up and your motor would still be like spotless. They also run that fucker in a lab. Yes, that's also.

There's no, there's no, there's no, like, there's probably a sitting on that much, that's probably a machine that just runs it for the equivalent of a million miles. How does it take? Millions miles? They take it up to like 150 miles per hour and then a million miles, I'd say, like, it's 10,000 to 100,000 hours.

It's only time. 6,666. 6,000 hours. So, a lot of hours. That's a, 100 days is 2,400 hours. So, 6,000. A lot of hours. That's a. In 100 days, it's 2,400. 200, about 278 days.

Oh, wow. OK. Yeah, do that. We put the car out. Can you put the car out and say, we're testing this? I think they just released that. So they probably put the cars already been out. Yeah, I really did.

As soon as they finalized the engine design, it started that car. They started driving it. Like, everyone has to take turns. Yeah, you've got to spend 15 minutes outside driving the car now That's part about electric car Are you asking me? I'm the only one that can't answer this. You know what you're good? You haven't let your car back. I'm a Tesla now. Yeah, I didn't know that

Got a model three. This is the fucking Tesla podcast. He's with the minus barbell. Lows it with them. Yeah with it barb no Almost no Breakpads, that's about it. You got to fill the watch flute. You have to get oil change. Not getting oil change or not performing oil change. Really? That was fast. You do that that fast. You have matches too. That's crazy. Oh my god. Yeah, they're good. Yeah, they're good. But I got to come back. I'm being. Y'all are good, y'all are good. But I gotta get my car inspected. We gotta sing in Texas now where you're renewal

and your inspection have to take place at the same time. You're licensed. You have like a window. You have to get like your inspection done and then the renewal done right after. It's like voting. Yeah, it's difficult. Cifical.

It's unnecessarily. Why even do it? Unnecessarily difficult. They can have one sticker instead of two because that was really blowing everyone's minds somehow. I don't like talking about that, but I do like the one sticker more. I don't put the sticker on my windshield.

I'll put my glove box. We still have it then, right? I still have it. Pull you over and ask you. Well, my theories that my car looks new enough, although it doesn't have the car drive every day that test us four years all to this point. But still, I feel like looks new enough to where I can kind of get away with that.

And they'll think, oh, it's just a new car and they're waiting on the inspection. But I didn't have a guy pull me out, he was, you know, you know, I'm inspection or a registration sticker on your windshield. I go, I got it right here, I'm a God box here. And he goes, mm-hmm, you say what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna walk back to my car

and I'm gonna write you a ticket for not having registration on your windshield If I get back up here and that's on your windshield you guys Who's forget about it? I was like okay, and then it was like it was a $250 ticket I'm like I'm putting the sticker on my watch damn yeah, no stickers were $250 dog. No kidding me No, I just want to see how long I could kind of get away with it But yeah, then I realized that the fact kind of wasted that guy is that why you got pulled over in the first place Because he saw you didn't have the sticker on? He pulled me over for going like 33 in a 30.

No, really? Yep. I thought there was like a 10% way. See, that's what I was, I thought there was a 10 mile an hour leeway. Barb? I always thought I was 10% so I was like, I don't think there's any leeway.

I think the numbers are the number. No, it's not. If they get you the clicker, then they say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A quote I had to fill. I'm reading chat here and pink Floyd 95 said, Paul Allen just died. Oh, Paul Allen died 65 years old. I don't mind.

Microsoft co founder. Oh, yeah, owner of the sonics, the trailblazers. Trilogy, the sonics and the sea hawks, I thought the trailblazers are in Portland. Yeah. Anyway, more famous for Microsoft. So. No, he did purchase the trailblazers. Thank you.

Look who knows so much about Paul Allen. Look at you. Rest in peace, Paul Allen. Change the world, man. Yeah, that's nuts. Change the world. 65, that's pretty young. Those guys like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Paul Allen, Waz,

they're in their fucking garages, just tinker in a way. We can make a lot of arguments about, you know, later years in the 90s when they all grew to the beaties, Paul Allen, Waz, they're in their fucking garage. Just tinker in a way. We can make a lot of arguments about, you know, later years in the 90s when they all grew to the beauty of these giant companies, but man, they really, they really fucking change things. World is an entirely different place because of those people. Yeah.

And Bill Gates is, Bill Gates can change the world again. And I'll tell you what, I'm so excited about the weather, dropping down 40 fucking degrees, because I want every barber joining me in this. I want every fucking mosquito in Austin to die. Yes, I don't know what happened. Why does it do anything to do with this? Oh, he's getting rid of mosquitoes. He's trying to get rid of mosquitoes. He's not a cure malaria, yo. I don't know if he's gonna get rid of mosquitoes.

He's gonna pay the mile a lot of money. Or is it gonna be a term to leave? I just want to be clear. I added the yo. Oh, he's gonna get a dollar. Get the money. He's gonna get the money. He's gonna get the money. He's gonna get the money. He dollar, get the money. I thought I'd go in. I thought I'd find money for a mosquito. Sure, it's working to cure malaria, malaria, or to wipe out mosquitoes. You gotta go to the mosquitoes if you wanna get rid of malaria. I don't know what it is. I think it might be my blood type

or something to do with my body chemistry. I, like, if there's five people outside and mosquitoes, they all go to me. We're the same way. I like when barbers around because I got a 50-50 shot at that point, I'm not getting there. Because they'll just go around everyone else and just bite me Yeah, I have a house like a bit on the face in my house. This was a bad year for it here in Austin I don't know what happened, but they were way more skios than normal the rain. We had a lot of rain

It's cool snaps. We got me a entomologist. That's the right word got any botanists out there But miss study plants? Let us throw. Let us throw. Let us play it. Let us throw. Let us play it. Let us play it.

Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it.

Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. Let us play it. I know. They're not free this year then. Well, almost never free this year. Yeah, like that's why I also think

there were a few years there where they were especially bad because we didn't have the sufficient cold snap to actually kill them off over the winter. Oh God. And so they were just keeping on throughout the year. I get mosquito bites during the night which makes me believe that there must be a mosquito trapped in my house somewhere.

Yep. But it bit me, no joke, like in the crotch, not like on the vagina, but like right at the leg. Really? And I'm like, how was I even positioned in my sleep that that mosquito was able to get there? Also, that mosquito is trapped under the covers. Oh, good. You didn't get eaten alive. Uh, temperatures less than 50 degrees. They shut down for the winter. See you. Lookers. Get on here. Finds, they find holes where they wait for warmer weather. Yeah, my vagina. Yeah.

Yeah. They've been the weather report. I just like, cold snap was coming. At work like, I have to scratch some mosquito bites. Is that the worst place to get bit? That's pretty bad, the nipples pretty bad. Oh my gosh. Do the tops of my feet.

Top of your feet. What the fuck are they doing, biting? There's nothing there. They got a foot fit. They're into it. I say pretty bad. I know there is no blood in the human foot my feet. Top of your feet. What the fuck are they doing, Biden? There's nothing there. They got a foot fetus. They're into it. I say, I know. There is no blood in the human foot at all. So what the fuck is mosquito doing,

biting that skin over bone shit? I have huge veins. So bad. So bad. I just picture they're going for that, just piercing the vein. Do you ever see that real close up photo of that mosquito, like what is it?

Creep me out. Trying to drink blood? Is that, is it one? Yeah. It's like so creepy, like trying to find the blood vessel or try to get to it. Like I never thought about the physical mechanics of how that works. Like it's actually sticking something into you

and searching for a blood vessel. I hate that you can't feel a mosquito land on you. You can only feel it after a bite, too, because then you're like, ah, what is that? I'm gonna already bet you. That's what the itches, they inject their spit, which makes it so you don't feel it. Yeah, I saw a product somewhere.

It was a... I can buy it. I feel like I've heard a lot of products. You could have my life, Bernie. It plunges out the mosquito spit, is what the claim was, and it makes it stop itching. I call bullshit. It was like a little syringe plunger thing. You should use the plunger on your

Hujaje. Tell us how that is. My Hujaje. Whatever. You know, get down there with the plunger. You're gonna work. See what happens. The barb. The fup. No more muskitos and all of us. No more muskitos. Fucking hate those things. I have a theory until why they're drawn to certain people Michael is Michael was anemic for a long time and recently he was at me was a good no blood. No iron. Okay. No blood He was blood dry your your husband. Yes. He's like mr. Burns He so he recently started eating meat again after like 20 years and he's not anemic anymore. What was the first thing you ate? Uh, hold up. Say cat.

Don't say cat. Say cat. I'm gonna say. The way that I was going to get the chicken tacos. I told him to take it easy. That's like, Chicken taco meat, dude. That's training me.

White meat chicken. Right, it is training me. Yeah, red meat is very hard on your stomach. And then I made him some garlic asada. And he like was sick for days. Was your really? Yeah, he said he wasn't hungry. He like it filled him up. But now that he's not any more mosquitoes eat him alive. It used to be where I was saying is we need to become anemic. Karma or just hmm karma. I don't know. It's a theory. It's a theory. You need you army for the

mosquitoes. If you're a botanist, let us know if there's any pre-mortez that are the theories. If you're a philanthropist, let us know about mosquitoes. The, we should talk to Ben since Ben's sitting here. But I knew what I'd say before we go on. Had the filthy casual crew, I think you were there was like right after our text that came over. And I specifically said to Casey, I said,

here's some bug spray because she was wearing like short shorts and short sleeves. And she's like, ah, I said, here's some bug spray, because she was wearing like short shorts and short sleeves. And she's like, I'm from Edmonton, your Texas mosquitoes are no big deal. I was like, oh, okay. And then the next day, she was like, what the fuck happened to me? She destroyed.

Yeah. She was miserable. I think I read on the other day that we have like some weird other type of mosquitoes. Like we have normal mosquitoes, but there's like, there's like, we're gonna call it like tiger striped mosquitoes or something where it's like they've got rings around that. That must be what's biting me because my mosquito bites this year are like this day. And they're bigger and they leave bigger marks when they bite you.

Fuck it, cheer yeah. Alright, what are you doing over there? Freeze that, you should. Why are we talking to him? I've been, I've been, I've been. I want to talk to Ben because Ben had something cool that he posted on social media. Yeah. He's got like, uh, he's got like a vest, like a VR vest. Oh, so we bought him, I gave it talk to Ben because Ben had something cool that he posted on social media. Yeah. He's got like a, he's got like a vest, like a VR vest. Oh, it's not we bought him. I gave it back to him. I didn't know why he was giving it to me.

Oh yeah, it's the one you wear. So what does this thing do? And I should point out by the way, this is not, we're not sponsored by these guys. No, no, no, they did, they did send this to me for free. Just because- Ah, you got to just close that. I just got to just close that. We're free and clear.

We can say whatever the fuck we want. Yeah, you guys can see whatever you want about it. They like something I had mentioned on social media because I'm all about like immersion and stuff like getting fully immersed into stuff like VR and whatnot. So this thing is a sub pack. It like basically pumps base or like whatever audio input

that goes into it throughout your body. It's really, really cool. So it may be like hits and stuff. Yeah, so like they originally made it for music and whatnot, just like you know, audio files, but they, that's weird. Yeah, but they really, really want to test like people using it with like VR and whatnot. And so I think I'd like made some tweet one day about playing just shapes and beats with this Adam Ellis originally turned me on to it because he has like the chair version. There's two versions. One, you can like sit down at like a chair version. Yeah,

and then one that's like you you put it on and so like on the five you get all like hooked up You put it on your back and get all like plugged in and yeah, man plug audio going into it And then you can like feel the game. It's really really cool vibrations and yeah Someone in chat shut like you slow-led us the thing one of my friends is a dubstep producer and you loves this sub pack Oh, yeah, it's awesome to edit with. Like if you put this on and you're messing with music or like you just like put it on and you can feel things.

So if you're playing like Rainbow Six Siege and you're firing a gun, you feel like every bullet coming out of that thing or you're playing like Beat Saber and you're trying to hit these blocks. Like every time you slice through one, you just hold body vibrates. It's really, really cool.

I feel like it would just be like fun to wear. Just feel it. Oh, so that part goes on your back? Yeah, it goes on really cool. I feel like it would just be fun to wear. Just feel this. Oh, so that part goes on your back? Yeah, it goes on your back. I actually did it at some point. Like, here. I'll bet. Just put it on early, it's like, ugh.

Get really feeling it. It's like having a massage. I was like, yeah. I was vibrating. I was vibrating. Have you played Beat Saber? Is there a massage VR to game? It's so good.

Sure. It's so fun. It's like, you don't even need to tell anybody. That's a crazy thing about VR now. You don't even really need to explain anything to anyone. You just put them in the headset, and then you go to hand them, while they have the headset on,

you go to hand them the controllers, and they can see them through the headset because it's tracking them, and they just reach out and grab them. And from that moment on, everything in VR makes perfect sense. It's just like job simulator or beat saber, people immediately figure out what they're supposed to do.

You just know. You just know. Yeah. When are you gonna get like a, like it shows in Ready Player One with like the gloves, the haptic, and everything like that? When we get the next set. and they'll immediately figure out what they're supposed to do. You just know. You just know. Yeah. Yeah. When were you gonna get like a, like it shows in Ready Player One with like the gloves, the haptics, everything? When we get the next set.

This is the next set. Well, they already had the vibe. That's close. The vibe has those little trackers you can use. When I was at RTX London, we'd had the platinum party and they had, I don't know if you saw it, that, oh no, you weren't there, sorry. They had a-

I was in the hospital. Then Mario Kart VR, hit a game. And you could sit there and play and it was using the vibe and they had the motion trackers on the hand for the hospital. Then Mario Kart VR game. And you could sit there and play, and it was using the Vive, and they had the motion trackers on the hand for the gloves. So when you were holding the wheel, it was move, and also you could reach up and grab powerups,

and in the game, it would track your hands moving, and when you would throw them. Oh, that's cool. So it's already kind of there. It's like the first initial iteration of that. Similar to what the Oculus has, the little hand things. No, the Vive has those two. Yeah, I mean, that's more like a controller.

Yeah. The vibes got, they got those little touch pads and then that's anything, they need to update that. Like the sticks, I think would be a little bit better than those touch pads. Confusing. Yeah, they don't work too well. I remember the steam pad with that hard. That's terrible.

That steam controller. Steam controller. Yeah, the hard pad, it just, man, that thing did not in my hands feel at all, like I thought it was. It felt so light, like it was just flimsy all, like I thought it was. It felt so light. Yeah. Like it was just flimsy.

So like, and it was all hard plastic too, like it's hard to explain. They already have like one of those platforms you could walk onto, like it holds you up and you could walk and run. OptiTrack or Omni. OmniTrack. Yeah, I'd like to track you if you're like,

either like in racing games or you're like, like bike for like a card game. Yeah, you can like, hook, I've seen them at like different expos and whatnot, where you can hook like a bike up to, I think it's like you're pedaling, you're in the same, yeah, gliding kite thing or they're like a horse you could pull in and like you determine how fast the thing was going.

So let me ask you a question. Sure. Five put out an upgraded version of their headset with I guess higher resolution. But the big thing they put out was wireless. Is that worth it? Is wireless worth it? I think it's absolutely worth it.

Really? Like, how often do you use VR stuff? Pretty often. Well, he's got wires. So he'd use it more if it was wireless. I think if I had wireless and I didn't have to, like, because I have to have the room, you know, and then I have to like pull it out from under

wherever I've like stashed all the wires at. If it was wireless, I could just like put it on. Yeah. Way easier just jumping. So fucking cubes too. You guys have those cubes. Yeah, the cubes. I have those like drilled into my wall just to make it. Do you. Yeah. Way easier just jumping. Fucking cubes too. You guys have those cubes. Yeah.

I have those like drilled into my wall just to make you do. You are no joke. You read it. It's cool. It's really fun. I think I used the fuck more to do that question. Didn't show off to people. What was that?

Do you read or do you own your place? I read. You can have to, do you think I'm a true illusion deposit? Put some back on in there. You're gonna put it up. No, I'm gonna write you out. I'll be fine. You can leave that deposit like. Yeah, no, it's great.

It's I think like the my favorite thing to do with the vibe is just to show it to people and like throw the man and for the first time they go in and like paint something or like just experience that full immersion and kind of like lose their feet out from under them for a moment. So. Have you gotten to see like your parents

or anybody try it out? Cause that to me is like the most fun thing when you get people who aren't used to this kind of technology try it out for the first time. I really, really wanna throw my parents into it, but they live all the way in Georgia and I'm not like hauling an expensive graphics card computer all the way across the country just to like throw them

into the vibe for five minutes. Someone in chat, I am Aaron says, I've been to Ben's place and his VR setup is pretty great. It was a ton of fun. I hope you actually know I am Aaron. Oh yeah, that's Aaron in the know. Oh, yeah. I hope that's not someone who's like sneaking into your house and like playing with your stuff. I know. I had a friend though. One of my the way it is is I have this office that opens in and sometimes

the door will slightly swing open. And if you're in the vibe, you don't know it's there. And I had someone punch the wall in my place, so yeah, I might probably lose that deposit. And snap the controller in half. So I had to like pull it open, redo all the wires, and then like snap it back together, and it works just fine, but that's one of the dangers of it. I'm bringing my suitcase. My suitcase is doing this thing.

You're gonna fix it. It's gotta like the button to like raise and lower the handle. Button's not working. So like it's like I kinda like staring jam it, push down. This is not really a door conversation. I'm just gonna touch the button. Not sure, bring it in. Buck bugs of like staring jam it pushed down. This is not really a door conversation Bring it bug bug me completely non-tech thing. I got I'm looking at it like you got those star torques screws and stuff in there And I'm like take this thing apart and forget what's going on there. I think you're with it. All right Thanks, Ben. Yeah, congrats on your free whatever that thing is. Hey, you know, I'm looking for my next next thing

I want to see you Tesla before Barbara see I got my Tesla for free. I want to have a ticket, I've never set that before. I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I should have by now for much that thing is like followed me around and people talk about

it. We've got to fucking lower third for it. Yeah, Tesla needs more promo. Nobody ever talks about them. I know, right? Wait, years to buy one. Is it an underground brand? I'm not sure if you've heard of it.

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down the pipe. You know, like, friends, we're talking about, you know, going back to eating meat. Michael's going the wrong direction. No offense. And this tummy's probably, you know, telling him the direction you should be going. But they are saying that like, we have to significantly cut down on me consumption worldwide for climate change. If we don't, if we don't do that, it's just one of the things we just, we're going to have to do.

I think most countries, some like they have to cut their meat consumption by 50% and then the US, because of the difference in how much we consume meat, it was like, our consumption would have to go down by like 80%. What if the other countries reduce their's by 75%. No, it's bargain. Let's trade some meat cut down, right? Or what if we all just went down 60% across the board? What if you guys have fun with that?

It's specific kinds of meat though, right? Well, this may be a solution. What if we just eat smaller animals? That would be. Progressively. Cat. You're really about to catch. We're going to start eating that impossible burger. Oh yeah. The one that's a good taste like meat and it's not right. That's what it is. That's not the meat from the peachy dish right?

Because I don't think so. It's from the meatry dish. Would you eat meat from the meatry dish? Sure would. I think I would too. I mean, a lot of stuff. If someone told me it's okay to eat, I would eat it. I believe people too easily though. But if somebody like, I wouldn't want to be in the beta test

group for that. I don't know why. But then you can't go back from that. Like eat the lab meat and then. On the other hand, I don't like if someone brings us snacks that a convention I don't eat those. Well, that just makes sense. Yeah. Was somebody found a broken glass at a Phoenix Comic-Con in Brownies?

That being said, Halloween in the 70s. You know that never happened, by the way? Yeah. The never, nobody's ever had poise in Halloween candy. At London, someone brought me Norwegian Kit Katz. Yeah. They were amazing. Oh, yeah. Really? It's someone brought me Norwegian cat cats. Yeah, they were amazing. Oh, yeah. Really pack a Norwegian cat.

What makes them Norwegian? They don't say Kit Kat. It's like, it's exactly a Kit Kat, but it's something they developed on a knock-off Kit. You can say developed. They knocked off Kit Kat. I think they both started at the same time. Like back at some point.

That's impossible. Kit Kat and norwegian. Norwegian. Where's it from, Norway? Norway. Florgan burp. Yeah's it from, Norway? Norway. Slorgin burp. Yeah. Oh God.

Cavic lunch. Oh yeah. Look at the guy right away. Lunch. Cavic lunch. Oh, it's because that's a late. That's amazing. That's amazing.

That's amazing. I would love to hear someone who can be called a virgin. Tarville went. Go through that with us. Big industry. Big industry in Norway, anybody know? Big countries, oil, petroleum country. All, is it?

You don't really associate many European countries as being, I checked myself, make sure it wasn't Europe. But you don't really associate them with being petroleum countries. You don't think of like Texas or Alaska, Russia, Saudi Arabia. Yeah, but now Norway's big, big petroleum industry in Norway. Big, big petroleum. How big?

It's so big. Like deep sea drilling. They also burn trash. Is that Norway? Is that Sweden? What the fuck? There's a country that imports trash from other countries because they have gotten their trash burning recycling

for energy down to such efficient levels. They don't have enough fucking trash in the country and that they import it. It's these are Sweden or Norway that looks like it's Sweden. Sweden imports waste from European neighbors. And they burn it though. They use a friend. She burning it sounds like they're like in their front yard burning trash bags. Yeah, they like that.

They got a thing. They're not meat. Stop burning trash. Yeah, it says, uh, Sweden's recycling is so revolutionary, the country has run out of rubbish. Yeah. They don't want to get name more trash. Incredible. So it's between just chuck shit everywhere.

Don't even worry about it. So if that works, why don't we do that? Because we don't do anything that would be helpful to the environment. Yeah. I got for bed. There's the smoke stack lobby and they tell us we got to have more smoke stacks. Just pumping out smoke 24 hour a day. We just burn coal for the smoke jobs.

Make a smoke jobs burning. I mean, don't don't play the important smoke industry. You hate firefighters, Gus. That what you're saying? It's a noble profession in this country. Oh man, speaking of smoke stacks, I heard the weirdest article over the weekend about smoke stuff. About smoke.

I guess some vape company got in trouble with the FDA because they were putting Viagra and Sialis into vape liquid and selling it as like, e-e-e-e Viagra? I think it's what they were calling it. Why would they get in? Mm. Today's podcast is brought to you.

Right. The FDA has approved those medicines for use orally as a tablet. They have not approved it medicines for use orally as a tablet. They have not approved it as like, orally as a vape. As a vape, right, to be ingested in that man. Because at first I thought you meant they did it as a prank or something like that, like they did it to all people, but if they're actually marketing it and selling it as, I don't understand why anyone would care that much to do it that way, like just take the pill.

Yeah. Yeah. Unless you want to have like a boner all day and just keep taking little hits. Well, you're gonna have a boner all day anyway. Take a second hand boner. That's awesome. Like if somebody's vaping in the restaurant

I mean like start, you're like, hey man, I ran out of it. Yeah, can we shotgun? Yeah. You're fire, I grow up. You're fire, I grow up. That would be the only way

you're just way to get a boner. That would be just random uncontrollable boner. I guess the, you're bi-aggro, you're bi-aggro, baby. That would be the weirdest way to get a boner. That would be just random uncontrollable boner. I guess, you know, either it's viagra in the area or 18, one of the two, you know. But I was, you gotta say no homo the whole time you're doing. I was in a meeting with Chad the other day and Chad vapes. From Screw Attack? Yep, Screw Attack Chad.

And it was really funny because I just like threw out a little comment about because he had a table there. Throw it at it said, oh yeah, there's your vape, whatever, just forget what I said. But dude, that was going down a rabbit hole. That kind of was more about vaping, like the science of vaping. He'd go through it all and he's like, he's like a big enthusiast and even said, yeah and you know, I know it's not really cool right now, people make fun of vaping and all that stuff.

It's like a whole thing. But I liked, and I was into vaping way before anybody else. Oh, so he's a hipster, right? And then he goes, and I know that makes me sound even worse, but I feel like I have to say something. You can tell he's like so good flicking. Like he did it before it was a fad. Was he a smoker originally and he's transitioned over?

I think it's okay to say, yeah, I think he said that to me that he was a smoker, you know, but he's got a kiddo. I know, he's got a lot of kids. He wants to be responsible. Yeah. Do it. I don't know, somebody just start vaping. I really think it's sugar pine.

Sugar pine. Sugar pine kids, I think they started doing it ironically. Oh, they totally did. They got hooked. Fuck it, idiot. They're hooked on literally everything. Speaking of sugar pine, seven, what a great little liquid container we have in there. Justin time for the winter months.

Liquid containers, they were calling it's a bottle. Drink where? Drink. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak.

Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. Weak. We quick. That's sugar pine seven. Next to it is the achievement hunter. Yep. You know them.

Let's play next to that one over the pumpkin. It's fun house. And then there's the Ruchis one. And there's also this achievement hunter cup. Oh, and there was a cup over there too. I think it's your team. There's two cups. Hey, a team.

I got a so needy. I'll hand down lower a little bit. There you go. Oh, that is cool. Very simple. I like this. I like the fun house cup. I like the rare times I'm to say this.

I like the Ruchis one the best. I think I like the funhouse one. Yeah. I like the red. I don't know why the first year teeth when that's like a new design, right? I haven't seen that on anything. I mean, the R T interlocked logo. I think I've seen it on a baseball cap. That's on a cap. Yeah. I actually, it's funny because I have the red baseball cap that has that logo. And I wanted to wear it when I was going out sometime. And I was like, are people going to see this from afar and worry that it's a make America great again hat? Because it was the same shade of red. Yeah. But once they see the logo, it's fun. No, because then now they have so many like parodies that had. Yeah. Is this, does this keeps hot stuff

hot and cold stuff cold, Eric? Probably not. It's the inside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You heard it from Eric. It's chicken out of fire. Yeah. I should ask that question. It's single wall. It's not walled product description. Am I going crazy or does it look orange on Gus' monitor? Oh, it does. It looks more orange in your TV. Whoa, wait more. It's a Roon University of Texas.

Yeah, it looks way more orange on camera. Or fuck off. Or maybe just our monitors. But it is while you're true red. Let us know in chat if it's red or orange. What color is the dress? Oh, God. So I had a really funny thing that happened.

Black and blue. When I was in, we just went over to London and then we had like three days, Teddy was able to go with me to Arctic's London. So I thought, I'm gonna shoot down on the train and go to Paris. By the way, fucking train to Paris is more than fucking flying. Why is that the case?

It is? It was like 150 bucks. I think the under one of me. I think trains anywhere are more than flying. Yes, crazy. I don't understand. The nobility it. I don't think we were anywhere or more than flying. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't understand. The nobility of being on a train. I guess it does make sense.

If I was gonna take a plane, I would have to get in a cab and go an hour and a half across London to get to the fucking airport to go. So anyway, we take the train because I thought Teddy would enjoy the train more. We're not a Paris. We're there, we had a great time, everything's wonderful. I put this in a journal,

but I don't think I've mentioned in the podcast. We were at a cafe for lunch, and we were just sitting there waiting for our food talking, looking around, and Teddy goes, what's this? And he grabs some of the table, he holds it up. And I go, that's funny. And he goes, what is this?

What is this thing? I was like, what is that? Come on, you know what that is. He's 13. And he goes, I have no idea what this is. I go, that's an ash tray. That's awesome. At first I was like, how the fuck does my 13 year old

not know what an ash tray is? I was like, did I, like, my brain, parent brain was going, what did I leave out of his upbringing? But I was like, oh yeah, how the hell would he ever know? What an ash tray is? He'd never seen one in person before. When did they ban smoking from restaurants? It was in Austin. It was in and all. It was 2005. Yeah.

I felt like when I moved to Austin 20 years ago, I felt like everybody smoked. Yeah. Like you just see it everywhere. And now it's like we're to run across someone who's like out walking down the street smoking in public. Very rare. It's it's it's funny how quick that change. When we worked at the call center, he's always getting mad because all the smokers could take smoking breaks and they would like get off the phone and go outside and smoke. So I decided I wanted to smoke.

So I could get more breaks at work. I smoked one cigarette. I was like, I can't do this. Why didn't you just also take a break when I was there? I thought I'd take a break. Then I started taking fresh air breaks. Yeah. We should be like,

I wouldn't walk out where they were. I'd walk out somewhere else. That's how you get a boner, dude. Yeah, I'm careful. Gotta be super careful. You gotta guard your junk. Fresh air, fire cigarettes. And now people like, also,

I feel like we had to recover, like cover that territory again when vaping became popular, because people were like, oh, it doesn't matter, I can vape anywhere because it's water vapor, you know, it's like, no, it's still, no. Yeah, I feel out of here.

I've recently started seeing commercials on TV that go after vaping. Like, you know, there's always now it's still. Yeah, I've got here. I've recently started seeing commercials on TV that go after vaping. Like, you know, there's always the anti-smoking commercials for cigarettes. Now, I've started seeing them for vaping specifically. Like trying to spell the rumor that vaping is safer than smoking or whatever other bullshit that's out there. It's all bad.

It's all bad. I gotta say, it seems like cross the board, the decriminalization of marijuana has increased over time. Some states words perfectly legal. That's great, totally happy for people who like to smoke pot, go crazy. I just don't like in the last couple of years, how every time I go to a big city,

I smell pot everywhere I go. Like, walking through any kind of major downtown area, I just like the constant smell of pot. L.A. Man. Everywhere. Everywhere I see that too. Seattle for packs. It's like, which fat, we just in New York, you know,

and everywhere I went in New York, I smelled pot everywhere I went. But it's not legal in New York, is it? No, no, that just flinkier. It isn't clear. You know, from New York. Do you think that L.A LAX put out that press release about marijuana, where they're no longer gonna confiscate

it at checkpoints? Yeah. That it's up to the passenger to figure out whether or not it's legal, wherever they're going. But it's not, there's no, because I know some airports have like smoke rooms, like very, yeah, yeah. It almost looks like phone booths, but they're for smoking.

And like the acoustic tiles on this room are like yellow Yeah, but I'm just wondering like are they gonna start allowing marijuana smoke in there? I haven't seen one of those lounges in LA though. Maybe not if you can And in the airport in separate area obviously you can drink that makes sense to me to be able to go smoke Legal yeah, it's so illegal It makes sense to me to be able to go smoke. Can I legal? Yeah, it's totally legal. It'll be a very chill airplane ride.

It'll be a very fucking chill airplane. Everybody on the plane. I mean, at the Vegas airport, if you order a drink and can't finish it at the bar before your flight boards, they'll port it to go cup for you to take on the plane. Really? Yeah, I remember one time I was getting a drink at the bar

and I was like, oh no, the bartender asked you want, the double, it's only two bucks more. He's like, no, I'm about to get on the plane. He's like, oh, that's fine, we'll put it into go cup. You can just take it on the flight with you. I was like, is that something that they just do or that's legal to do?

I was just like, what's to stop any other airport from doing that? I think it's where the liquor's allowed. Like in Texas, it would only be allowed at the establishment that sells it. You could, it's like you go to a bar and there's a sign like no alcohol beyond this point. Gotcha.

Yeah, New Orleans, you can walk around the street with the drinking hand. I'd say with Vegas. Yeah, one New Orleans, you can walk around the street with a drinking hand. I'd say with Vegas. Yeah. Yeah, one time I walked into a gift shop on the strip with a drink and the critical, I was like, no, you can't drink that in here. You got to drink that outside on the street.

I was like, okay. Get out of here with that drink. Go ahead and bubble like fucker. So the first time I went to Vegas with Michael, we were walking around on the strip and we saw all these people, like the well-bone drinks, like the three-foot longs. That's what I had.

Frozen drinks. Did you really? I did it wrong with you. Yeah, and we were like, man, we're tired of like having to fight around to get a drink. Let's just go by one of these. That's why I had to get all night. We had the next draft and everything.

So we're like, okay, where do we get them? We're walking around. I believe we're in the Venetian. What the fuck is this? No, dude, no, it gets worse. So we go in the Venetian. What the fuck is this? No, dude, no, it gets worse. So we go in the Venetia, we see a place that has margaritas. And so we're like, okay, awesome. They don't have prices listed.

So we pick out the ones we want. And as they're making up, we start to realize, like kind of a nicer margarita. This isn't like some bullshit daiquiri from a machine. And Michael's like, how much do you think these are gonna cost? Oh my God. And I'm like, how much do you think these are gonna cost? Oh my God. And I'm like, I don't know, like 15 bucks a each,

like anything more than that would be absurd. And I guess like 40 each or something like that. They ring it up and they're all, that'll be $95 for that. Yeah. For $5. For $5. Holy crap.

You take credit. That'll work. Yeah. Yeah, because they've already made that. They're like, shelf like patrol and tequila and stuff. And to be fair, we did drink them all night. I was gonna say, like that probably. You drink it for a couple of years.

Yeah, for you for the entire night. Plus, every university take a sip. That's what I would do. It's been a running joke ever since though. It was all $15 bucks. Anything more than that would be absurd. I still remember when I bought my first legal drink. It was in Montreal where the drinking age is 18 and I went out to this bar.

There was like nobody in there, but I was with my friends. And I was like, I'll take a smear off ice because I hear that's a good drink. And the bartender literally takes one from the fridge, cracks it open, hands it to me, goes $15. And I was like, that's all my money that I have right now. I guess this is the only drink I'm having tonight. But that from then on, I was like, is this how much drinks are in general? Garantid is candidate drinks are more expensive.

But then when I came to Austin and I ordered a drink and it's like $450. Well, it's crazy. That's the benefit of not having national health care. You know. It's true. I think the drinks in bars cost the same as they did when I turned 21. I feel like that hasn't inflated much. We went in 2004.

We went to New York for the Lincoln Center event and we stayed at Sotel and remember we went down the lobby and got a drink in the hotel lobby bar and I got like a whiskey and coke and it was $25. and got a drink in the hotel lobby bar. And I got like a whiskey and coke. And it was $25. And I will remember that drink till the day I fucking died. I had a vodka tonic at that same bar. And I pulled out a 20 to pay for it. They put the drink down and said 25.

I was like, what? Yeah. I would think I went, haha, is what I said. They got. And he's like, you know, it's like, you know, at least there was just like a typical. My drink was like, no, it's like, no, it's fine. Were they big at least or was it just like a typical? No, no, no, it was like, my drink was like the, the glasses about that big.

Yeah. Wow. 25 bucks. I hope it was all whiskey. We, I could tell this place was gonna be bad news because we just booked it like last minute was close to the Lincoln Center. I remember it was like yellow and white on the inside.

Yeah, and I remember they called upon check again that they had just filmed an episode of Sex in the City there. And I was like, all right, all right. But then I was like a punch check again that they had just filmed an episode of Sex in the city there. I'm not like, all right. But then I was later as like, uh, fuck this place. You know, they overcharged for everything. Yeah, I'm sure it's like a fucking hot spot. Oh, was it even that place? I want to

kill me. And I don't know the Lincoln center. Now it was in the game. Jackson Jeff's gonna remember. She might. Saladana. He might remember. Was Jason that that a trip? Yeah, now it was in, you can text Jeff's gonna remember. You mind? Saladana, he might remember. Was Jason that that a trip? Yeah, in NYC with. Why are you doing that? Was it the, the, the, the, the fucking, oh my God.

The standard, the plaza? No. No, it was like some new fancier. I was like, I remember it in specifically in the bar. It had like those white floor tiles, but like their disco floor. So everything was underlaid. Like came up from the floor.

And there was a tree, a dead tree in the, but there was no atrium. It was just like a log in the middle of the bar. And like people would sit on it and stuff. So hip. Yeah, 25 dollar drinks should be. But while you're looking that up, or while you're testing Jeff's memory, um, but just put out last Friday, uh, put out the first

of the four episode game time run that we're doing. Was John Reisinger? Yeah, the first one came out was John Reisinger. That was a quarter a while ago. I actually had to rerecord a couple because I recorded them a long time ago. And they just haven't come out yet. I felt like Ellie's in particular felt pretty stale. We just re-recorded hers. But if I get the memory serves, we'll be John Reissinger first. Then next week is special guest David Eddings from our games department.

And you'll have to see what, and most people know what David Eddings what his voice part, yeah, he was on the podcast once. I played Claptrap, yeah, he's been on the podcast, forget about that. And then he's talking about the whole like, where she's games department,

or publishing and all that stuff. And then after that is Ellie. And then I think rounding out, probably meek of Burton, because I recorded one with her for a while ago. So I make sure she's okay with it, coming out now that she doesn't work anymore. But that's the plan.

So that'll take us through four, take us right up to extra life So look out for game time four weeks away It's coming November 10th, I think what's it? Yeah, one two three 15 I think it's like three weeks away. Well, we've already got one came out. So we got three lot So just over three weeks away. Yeah, it takes the week before I Was asked for extra life if I wanted to participate in a segment that would involve me getting paintballed.

If I lose in this particular... You took it to delicat... I am too delicate. You bruised like a piece. I'm legit worried because I'm actually planning... You're great, dude. No, I did not. I was asking if there was an alternative because I'm planning

on going on a vacation about a week after extra life, where I would be wearing a bathing suit on this vacation. And I was like, I don't want to be covered in waltz, especially if I'm on a vacation after extra life, where I would be wearing a bathing suit on this vacation, and I was like, I don't wanna be covered in waltz, especially if I'm on a vacation with my boyfriend, might look wrong. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I wanna do it or not.

Yeah, it would be really fun to participate in, but was it Kyle that asked you? Yeah, he asked me that last year, and I was like, I'm pregnant. Yeah. Is there any alternative? A slap on the wrist. Yes. You should have baby, Barb, that's what we're getting at. Just was like, I'm pregnant. Yeah. Is there any alternative? Mm-hmm. A slap on the wrist. Yes.

You should have baby, Barb, that's what we're getting at. Just get pregnant, get knocked up. I'm good. But I saw that there was this lady in my suburban grocery store. And it was like 11 at night. And she like dressed to the nines. It's like, I don't know what this lady was doing in my neighborhood. She looked great.

And I was like, I'm the lady in my fucking baseball game. 30 T-shirt or whatever. And she was facing the red shirt. And then she turned away. And she had like a backless gown on. Dude, she had these fucking deep, deep rings from cupping. Oh, yeah.

I'm assuming that's what it was, but it was like, I mean, it was crazy. In my mind, all I saw was she had these. Yeah, she had these. Yeah, I was picturing. And I was like, where are you going with? Should In my mind, all I saw was she had these. Yeah, she had these. Yeah, I was pretty. That was like, where are you going with it? Shoulder blade. It looked like she'd been attacked by an octopus

because she had these rings everywhere because the cupping is when they have these like little suction cups and they just, how do they do? Back to they drop blood? Yeah, they increase circulation to your muscles. I've actually had it done on my arm when I was working on my shoulder at the very beginning,

but he didn't like put one on and leave it there. He like kinda like, and sucked it up, and then like moved it around. And then it made like a fucking horrible bruise on there. But that was supposed to be good. That was supposed to be good. Does that stuff actually work?

Now, people swear by it, dude. There's people who like that shit on fire. I've seen that. Yeah. The photo of it looks like it's not safe for work. It does. It looks like a weird nipple. Like our blurs aren't worked in or something like that.

Yeah. Have you guys ever gotten dry-needled? What is dry? What is that? It's basically acupuncture, right? I got it. I got it done for my physical therapy for my shoulder. So is acupuncture wet-needled?

I think it's like the Western way of saying acupuncture. Yeah, dry-needled, no. Is what I've been told. I think acupuncture is the the Western way of saying acupuncture. Yeah, dry needle is what I've been told. Acupuncture is the Western way of saying whatever acupuncture is. We got to make it different because acupuncture feels like it's I honestly don't know what the difference is. Pokey medicine for whatever reasons. Dry needle. I was recommended some dry needling from a trainer because I've got really tight shoulders up here and he said that he had it done and it just like relaxed everything. So have you done it?

Not yet. Oh yeah, I did it. It's just basically like acupuncture. But it's like it feels like at least my impression of acupuncture feels like it's way less needles. Like it's like two or three. Yeah, I think he said it was only a few. I I felt like it worked. I believe in acupuncture though. I mean, it's like I've seen videos of or made up videos, but photos of where they give somebody

acupuncture and then can perform surgery. They just block the nerve, you know? And the science behind it seems pretty sound to me, you know? Acupuncture seems like it's the least contested Eastern medicine. Like, it has results. I was vaping a rhino horn. Yeah, the other way.

Jesus. I was here about the killing, they kill animals for like the dumbest stuff. And I'm always wonder like, what's the Western equivalent of that? Eating so much meat that we're causing climate change. That's probably the big one, right? We just eat everything we come across, right? Right.

Man, but killing rhinos for horns, tigers, they kill them for something. Stripes. No, they kill because tigers for something. The color orange. Oh, it's shark fin soup. Yeah, you know Didn't a certain person today who's in politics say that climate change is not man-made Who said that's I mean President really what do you say that to I think it was in a 60 minutes interview?

I believe yeah, well, it was you the 60 minutes interview or I believe. Yeah. Well, it was either 60 minutes interview or USA Today, I forget which one it was. Yeah, I saw it on my Twitter feed. It was a video interview of him saying that it's not man-made. I think he also said that it's possible it was, but the climate's always changing and it could change back. Could change back, right? Quit on a geologic scale, sure, on an immediate extinction of human scale.

Well, part of the geologic process is getting rid of the human. Right. Man, it'll solve it. We'll reduce emissions one way or the fucking other. But the thing I'd like about that is, well, then I agree with whether or not people cause climate change, what that does at statement

takes out our ability to affect any kind of change whatsoever. Like, we can't, what are we gonna do? We can't move the sun back, you know what I mean? We're not gonna be like, I just push it back a couple hundred miles, that'll be fine. You know, we can only do what we can do. We can only change, you know,

things that are gonna affect, you know, carbon dioxide emissions that we have. And so it's, I don't know, it makes me upset. I don't, I mean, the thing that drives me crazy, I'm not, I've talked about this before, I have like a complicated view on this stuff. But the thing that drives me crazy, I'm not, I've talked about this before. I have like a complicated view on this stuff. But the thing I think is that, I hear people say, or the counter argument is that,

if we do anything to try to stop climate change, it's gonna cost a lot of money and it'll create unemployment. People will lose jobs. That's true. Why don't we think about the jobs it'll create in these new industries to combat it? It seems like there's upside there.

Whether or not you believe in the science, there's upside to creating jobs and spending money and creating these new industries to do this kind of thing. Jobs is always the thing that everybody says about anything. Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs. If you just look out like 40 or 50 years, what qualifies as a job is about to change dramatically?

Like just the way like a dude turning a nut on an assembly line. Like, hey, with a wrench that dude, you know, a machine comes along and do that job so much better, he that dude eventually loses job job job. We're about to lose almost every job to computers. It's, I don't know if it'll happen in our lifetime, but it's probably going to happen in my kids lifetime. Like most jobs will be lost to computers and machines. That's gonna happen, I think. And so things like universal basic income. But we always talk about jobs.

It's like, I read the most amazing tweet, and I can't remember who posted it, but it was an amazing tweet. It said, how bad do we have to have fucked up as a people that machines are about to take away all of our jobs, and that's a bad thing? It really is, it's like something we fight that we can't not work. We have to have a vocation and put value on what some people do

over what other people do. When there's all these machines and computers, they're about to do everything for us anyway, you know? And we act like this is this horrible thing that's about to happen. So I think for the opposite. So that's right on the assumption that the job is tied to income, which as you said,

like a universal income would. Yeah, well, what do people do with their free times? It's what I wonder. Like, if you didn't have a job to fill your day. Okay, I'd sleep all day. So it's like the dream. Yeah, kill some rhinos, man. There's a lot of money in those horns.

You're like, sell them. I'd vape some erectile dysfunction medicine. See what happens. Have you ever taken that? What happens if a lady takes? I don't think that's supposed to take I Know if anything I think it gives you a clip boner Clip heart or does it make you like secrete I

It's supposed to like I think improve sex like it like it a lot more Since you guys talk about you have no idea. Oh, it's something about I don't know I heard I mean I have a pack of pills of them in my bag. My throat is not suitable for women. There is some anecdotal evidence that my agreement increased sexual pleasure in women so far. Medical trials have failed to produce conclusive evidence. It works for women.

So it doesn't seem like it's really, there is anecdotal evidence what you're talking about about improving sexual enjoyment, but there's still no Medical medically conclusive Research in it should we try it here. So we're gonna get off me Actually just sent me a photo. They now have in Austin a cupcake ATM It's an ATM that dispensed now

That same kind blown mine what it's been around for years, it's at the domain. I think you guys holding out. I didn't know this. How come as soon as I find out about the cupcakes. We can't find out about the cupcakes. Yeah, that's garbage. You don't want to pay like, it's way over price. Like, what do I do? Go to Sugar Mamas, mom shoppers.

Do they? Or a sugarminer. The door that opens and then the little cupcake comes out. No, you know what? We have jobs. Yeah, we have a machine. We have a machine doing people jobs, giving me cupcakes and making me fat.

Yeah, sugar momma, not sugar machines. Cupcake candor outer. Protect her job. That's what I wanted to do when I grew up. Best job, cupcake candor outer. Ooh, cupcake ATM. It's my, where the new Apple store is. Look in the domain.

Look at that. I like the picture that there's like just like a full on storefront behind there. Yeah, there's like a person. I like the picture that there's like just like a full-on storefront behind there. There's like a person. I like it. Tell me what cupcake you want. It's like what Kramer was. Why don't you just tell me that you want to see it.

I like it. I like it. I definitely stands for cupcake at the moment in my mind. Not what what ATM is astamouth. I like how the machine or cupcake astamouth. How many is the Tiger Woods man? What? Oh, that was just text city. That was one of his text, wasn't it? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think they invented it. I think that's a good point. That's just a common knowledge. It's just like the quote. I keyed apartment. I'm a search in Tiger Woods asked to mouth, but it's for work. So. I think she'll let HR know not not like he's a part of it. And Josh, I'm so into Tiger. Yeah, it's a whole thing about a woman went on

Towers turn talking about it. So except to her, according to this woman, Jocelyn James was on Stern a long time ago. That would be where I heard it. So yeah, he's come back. He's a... He won recently, he won a tournament. He did, he just won, I think he's won his first one

in like seven years, so far. I think it since his surgery, since back surgery. Dude, it's crazy man. He won the Masters, he destroyed that one Masters, which wasn't his first tournament, I don't think but man, that was when he really, really like everybody started paying attention to Tiger. It's crazy. Do you play golf? Do you play golf?

Do you play golf? No. I'm a proper, right man. So I play golf for like 10 years, kind of under protests. So, which is, she was completely wasted on me. A good female golfer and she married like one of the few guys in the world that just I don't know. Give you shit about golf I'm doing patient. It's too long. It takes a whole fucking day to play golf It's like access and Alex. Do you like top golf? Axx and Alex takes longer than they it does

It's like 48 hours. I've never been to top golf Also big secret. I'm super shitty at golf. I'm not good at it. I have I have had instructors I get up there. I swing at that thing. I'm super shitty at golf. I'm not good at it. I have had instructors, I get up there, I swing at that thing. I'm pretty fun. I can hit a baseball with a baseball bat. That's what I grew up doing. I can play tennis.

I can shoot a decent, well, not a so decent basketball. I cannot fucking golf. I cannot fucking figure that out. I cannot do it. I think. Golf is easy though, because you just whack them. If you hit the ball. Yeah. I'm just like, that's why you get the shankin' the club with the bigger, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't how long it's been, so I paid attention to golf. Yeah. Yeah, there used to be a couple cool, cool stores right next to each other. Golf Smith was one and they had like cheaper factory clubs, which was really awesome. Didn't they have an academy up on 35, too?

Yeah, that was the corporate headquarters. Yeah. They're gone, huh? Yeah, gone. bought out by Dix in golf galaxy. Oh, that's good then, right? I mean, good one out. Not really.

No, I mean, they went bankrupt and we're like, salvaged to buy off. Maybe not, D-Funk does a November 2016 acquired by Dick Sporting Goods after being purchased for $69 million. They're bankrupt, they sold the company for $69 million, then you're not bankrupt. They get rid of all the debts and just sell.

Right. Yeah. It didn't, Toys are us go out of business or go bankrupt, and now they're talking about possibly coming back. They're back, yeah. Right. Yeah. It didn't, Toys are us go out of business or go bankrupt, and now they're talking about possibly coming back. They're back, baby. Like, what are they possibly gonna do right this time around? Well, they're starting over.

Clean slate. Also, what happens to everyone who didn't get severance? Cause I imagine that happens when a company goes bankrupt. Yeah, I mean, everyone's gone. Oh, oh. Like, there's been such a long period of time. Yeah, cause then they've moved on.

Do they owe people something? Can I ask you question, is severance something you normally associate with a retail job? I don't think so. I would just imagine that if you are let go from a job, you get something. I have a lot of retail jobs. Yeah, I've never was offered severance.

I mean, you're not allowed to. I've never, I've never, I've never, or just like believe it, like you're paid time off or something, there's gotta be something that these people are owed that they're not. I think once you go to bankruptcy all that stuff goes away because that's like a- But then they're coming back. Right, they're basically, I would owe you that-

Well, they don't go through the bankruptcy process or they're still going through it. But I see what Barbara's saying, it's like it's not fair. That they would get to come back and have their business. Yeah. It's like, okay, come back and have the business, but then you owe me the money again. Yeah, because you're not- So you're not bankrupt. Okay, I'm reading it so we stop talking out of our ass. Okay, okay. Well, bankrupt usually means we and have the business, but then you owe me the money again. Yeah, because you're not bankrupt. Okay, I'm reading it, so we stopped talking about OLS.

Well, bankrupt usually means we have like the monopoly, version of it in our head, bankrupt means you're out. It doesn't mean that in business. Just not enough to do. You're restructuring, Barb. Gotcha. You're taking the structure, you're redoing it. That's all you're doing.

Bing, bing, bing. Okay, so I guess the lenders who are owed the money decided to cancel the bankruptcy auction of the brand name and intellectual property in order to revive it. So the lenders determined there was more value in the brand. They're gonna open a new Toys R Us branding company that maintains existing global license agreements

and can invest and develop new retail shops. So it seems like they're making a new Toys R Us. That's like, the old one's gone. This new one doesn't have any of those old bits. Toys were us. No, yeah, yeah, there you go. Toys-O-Rus is hell on earth. It was.

It was. It was also like, I am not this way at all. I'm not this way at all. With my kids, but as soon as we left Toys-O-Rus, I was like, wash your hands. Like every, yeah. Yeah, I'm not. Every toy in that store is on the floor.

Yeah. And like, which kids just fucking right. I guess they have a, they don't always keep screaming at the top of the lungs and toys are us. Yeah, I haven't been in one since I was a kid. 20% more expensive than Amazon. Really, yeah.

I wonder why they went out of business. But I'll sound like a wonderful experience. Well, here's the deal is that the way the toys are sold, the kid goes in and freaks out because they want the toy, and that's how they can mark them up, because what it's all can do, we're like, oh, we'll go order it off, Amazon will be here and two to three pages.

That kid's not gonna be taller, or we may. So you just do not take your kids to toys or us. Yeah, this all sounds like the rest of the floor. A business that doesn't work. Starts off like a great idea. Yeah, then not so much. Of course you can say that about a lot of things. Kids, kids to the wall, fucking fast.

Disney World? Dude, the best time to go to Disney World is like right around 1 p.m. because all the families show up at 8.30 in the morning. Gates open, they're all excited by fucking new, and those kids are out of it. They're out of their minds, dude. They have lost their shit. And then the parents are like, we're going to buy fucking hotel

for a couple hours and we'll come back. So you can get on every ride at 1 o'clock at Disneyland pro tip speaking of a bankruptcy Sears declared bankruptcy today Yeah, so that coming yeah, they've been on the downward slide for a while I think they said they hadn't made a profit since 2011. It's a cupcake a DM. That's rough. That's a secret Why like what's the factor that's made them not success on Amazon. Yeah, I think people know the fact that Sears sucks. I know whenever it wants to go into a Sears. Yeah, that's true. And similar to, I feel like JC Penney's not far behind.

I don't know how they're still open. Yeah, like it's a department store that very few people shop at to get like department store type items. Yeah. Like Sears excelled in tires and appliances. Appliances in it. And it wasn't keeping them afloat. I love the regional department stores.

Like in Texas, we had bells. Bells. Palais Royale. Palais Royale. I was gonna have to have that one. Bells. And Belk. Joskies.

Joskies. They became dillards. Yeah. Oh, Joskies became dillards. Yeah, I think so. I recall correctly. Yeah. I don't remember. Yeah, nobody else had a text to what I heard of these. But it was, yeah, I rememberkies became dealers. Yeah, I think so if I recall correctly. Yeah. Yeah, nobody out of Texas would have heard of these

But it was yeah, I remember palae royal. I saw one the other day. Yeah, they guys are still around First I was a nationwide thing. I think you're saying ballet Royale Oh, it's French and I was like that sounds like a cool Remember those the royal palace with me. It's a French in the Eagle Pass mall have a bells. Yeah I don't know if it still does. Yes, it does. I was there not too long ago. You playing a S3 Odyssey?

I love it. You loved it, right? You said the last week. It's so good. Okay, you played a long time, how many hours you think you put in? One twenty? No, no, no, I'm probably about 15 hours in.

Okay. What does Miss Dios mean? Mercenary. Is that what it means? Yeah, do you look it up? No, I assume it means mercenary. You mean it from context? Yeah. What does Missdios mean? Mercenary. Is that what it means? Yeah. Do you look it up? No. I assume it means mercenary.

You mean from context? Yeah. What? What? What? What? I'm going to say like hand, like a assistant, like some kind of like- No, not my tosis.

What about myosis? I can't find it. Malaka. That's the other- I'm learning all these like- Malaka means asshole. Yeah. I thought I meant idiot, but yeah. If you type Malaka in a Google, it converts it to whatever that font is,

Cyrillic and then says asshole. So can they get away with that? If you say a swear word and a foreign language, that doesn't count like for ratings and stuff like that. I bet that counts. I seem racist, right? Seems like a borderline racist. What does no one chat if you know what I mean?

They say a swear word. What does mis-TS mean? What? If they say a swear word. What does Miss CS mean? What? If they say a swear word in another language. Yeah, then it doesn't count against your like swear count for ratings and stuff like that. Hmm. Well, I could see why it wouldn't count towards it

because if it's being sold as an English game to I assume Americans. Well, I mean, swear words are dumb, right? Like now, if you're like concerned about kids, you can follow language. Now you have a school yard full of kids saying Malaka. Yeah. But like, they still, the sentiment is still there.

It's context, yeah. I guess it's, I mean, I see you put a Spanish word in for, because you don't swear it. So English words, you replace some Spanish ones. Then all the Spanish kids are here in square words. Isn't that, that wouldn't affect the rating? So Spanish kids should, you know,

the point. I don't believe this, but they should have to hear swear words. I don't think there's such things have to hear swear words. I don't think kids are hurt by swear words, but it's weird to me that they, you can change the language and still get away with it. Yeah, I just, I just think all kids should know all swear words. Yeah. That being said, we're debating swear words. And then like, you're like, oh, that guy say a swear word. And then the meal you stab the dude the neck. You know, you don't worry about that stuff.

When you do your assassination, it's a lot of stabbing in dicks and buttholes. I do not want to get stabbed in the butthole. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Sorry to hold very tender. I feel the same. It does mean mercenary. It is. Okay. Well Gus is right. Gus, congratulations on your rightness. The, um, the other thing to you is that I found out like a go-to move in Assassin's Creed Odyssey.

It's kind of broke the game for me. It works like a charm. I got this Spartan kick. We just fucking kick people. I just go up a ladder. And I wait the top of the ladder. People come up. I just fucking kick them. and it recharges instantly.

It's a fucking blast. That's what I do when I, when I board other ships, I just get on the ship and just start kicking everyone off. It kick him off. Yeah, it's like, that's fun. It tries to go light that Brazilian or calorie enforcement, which I fucking hate that mechanic. I hate it and like shadow over. No, that's great.

It's great. I know, but it's so fucking aggravating with somebody lights that thing. You can use the, the distance assassination if you're undetected. I don't yet have that. Oh, that's for cake stuff. I just jump up there and like kick that fucker off. I saw a video from someone playing Spider-Man where they were riding a bike,

and they were able to do the side kick. I didn't know you could ride a bike in that game. No, I can't. Or a GTA mod, I think. Okay. Okay. They were saying I think that the gift was posted. So you give a gift.

Gift. I just kind of think which one I said. I just explained it actually every time I said. But yeah, I think it was posted as being, this is why everyone's playing Spider-Man and they showed that. Pretty sure that was GT. Okay, yeah, cause that's like,

Chad would probably be a little stupid. I played all of Spider-Man and I never got on a fucking bike for sure. Well, it's some combination of the two where people, he was riding a bike and kicking people like a sidekick off the bridge. It looked fun. It was great.

I won't play that game. That makes me want to play it. Yeah. I have a weird thing though. It's like because it's such two games that are such a big deal to Rucherti, like specifically via a Cheaman Hunter, are Minecraft on the Xbox?

Never once played it. I think I loaded it up once and loaded it, but I've never played Minecraft on anything but the PC. And then when it's GTA, never played online. I played online for like two minutes. I was like, I don't know what to do. Some guy drove by and shot me and I was like, I'm out of this. Okay, I'll take this out later.

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with the law, and then it turned out over the course of a few years, he embezzled $3 million from them. Well, he's good. Yeah, man. $3 million. And then when I read was, when they realized money was missing,

they confronted him and we're like, hey, did you do anything about this? And he tried to explain it off, saying, oh, no, it was just a mistake. I drew money from the wrong account. I'm gonna write you a check right, you know, tomorrow, I'll pay you back. And it's like, boop, he's gone.

Of course. Did they ever find him? Last I heard about two weeks ago, when I first read about the story, he was still missing. Wow. Dude, the crazy story. I don't think we've ever discussed this.

Maybe we can discuss on one podcast that I was on, but the couple where the woman ran out of gas and she didn't have any money to pay for gas and the homeless guy paid for her gas. So she ran a go fund me for the guy and they raised $400,000 and then she and her husband, allegedly, it's in court, took like all the money. They gave him like some of the money,

but then they were like, well, he's on, he's got substance abuse problems. So we're not gonna give all the money to watch. Yeah, and they just basically, and they basically they had like so many deadlines to like repay the money or show the money or anything and they're just like, man, we just don't have it.

Like the new cars and stuff like BMWs and trips and everything else. Because I, I don't know how you can sleep at night or how you can live with yourself doing something so shitty. I think they've truly convinced themselves that they haven't done anything wrong. They're still helping him. He's still better off.

They're really going to be blinded by that. They're like, oh, we have a trust firm. We'll give him the money when he gets clean. But yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah. So they've been officially charged or convicted of fraud or they about to go to court?

I thought they were already in court. I thought they were in court too. I think the judge was saying, like produce this, like give them the rest of the money and produce what you have. But that whole story went super quiet, really fast. And apparently the couple didn't even show up in court.

It was just the attorney kept showing up and the judges like, you're clients have to come to court. You can't just represent them in a court of law without them being present. They've got to come. So that's one of those things, it's horrible. Yeah, I think it was like the last update was from September.

People get super excited about stuff. They get super and they want to help out and they don't need a bunch of money and then things go viral and people are like, oh, this is great and they help out. But you gotta like stop for a moment. I remember years and years ago Low-tax from something awful went on this fucking huge rant against PayPal Because he was essentially taking donations to give to Hurricane Katrina victims. Was that it? It was Katrina or was it some other hurricane? Was a natural disaster, if I recall correctly,

a long time ago. And he went on this rank, and he said, PayPal shut it down. He said, no, this is not. And then it's like PayPal took our money, did all this stuff, they're, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was Katrina, yeah.

Of this natural disaster and everything. Even if the time was like, no dude, you can't just like start a charity on somebody else's financial service on PayPal. You no, dude, you can't just like start a charity on somebody else's financial service, on PayPal, you just can't do that. There's like a whole process to it. And yeah, people were excited about it, but now it just seems like that's a whole business model.

It's like go fund me and everything else. It's just like, yeah, just throw stuff up and let people donate money, you know? And I don't know, times have really changed, but actually, I actually thought at the time, I thought, what tax does it needs to take a step back from this and take a look at it? It was a huge, kerfuffle too, man.

Everyone was like, canceling their PayPal accounts when it was really kind of the only game in town for sending money over the internet. Which was a long, they were the only one for a long time. Yeah, they were. You know, the most PayPal? Yeah. Venmo and what else?

Cash. And you can do an Apple now. I can send you, I can send you a message. You want me to send you some money and I put a message? I'm not gonna send you a Facebook. I'm not gonna send you a book.

See if I can do this. I'm gonna send Barbara a book. She just reached over and pressed zero. She just said, you just sent me 20 bucks. But have you set it up on your phone? I think you have to set it up to be able to receive it. Actually, oh yes. You have to have like apple paste set up

with my bank account. I'm gonna send you two bucks, Barbara. You two bucks Barbie only two bucks two dollars richer than I was That's it that was it that was way too easy That's like something a kid could do and you look down and they've paid somebody $10,000. Should I be receiving something? You'll get a text. Oh, I didn't hit send Wait, actually hasn't worked. Oh, no, okay, it's making me do all the the face ID and all that stuff too Okay, look I can, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, was all zeros. So real genius. Oh, I don't know what two dollars. What pay? You pay me? Can I pay me? No, why is it in borough? I got four dollars richer. I just spend or you docks. Okay, I'm canceling it. I want. You want to give you a bar? You want two books?

Yeah, he's in Co3. Do it again. Why didn't I go through? There's an error. It's a minimum of five dollars. You have to send for it to work. They make that shit easy now. Dude, I did something the other day. Actually, I did it literally. Let's say money. I did it today. I did this morning because I couldn't do it all weekend. I got locked out of my mortgage account online. Woo! And I need to find out tax information. I need to get like one of these forms for interest tax basically. You can write that off, guys. Because you get a look like a write off. You write it, what? You write it off.

Just write it off, too. That's all you do. And so I needed to get that information as to what that was. And of course, for whatever reason, they fucking locked my account for inactivity or something like that. So I had to get on the phone. Nobody's there on the weekends. I'm like, my phone's like, I get up at seven o'clock.

Because I assume they're on the East Coast because it's a financial thing. This is where all this fucking scumbags live. And I got a line and I got the information, but it wasn't the form, I just wanted the form. And it was email, they had two options. They read it to you from an automated phone message. They said, here was your interest for this period.

And I'm like, great, but I kind of need a doctor. They can't do anything with that. Or we can fax it to you. Nice. And so I had to go out and get a fucking digital fax service on a free trial, get the number, and then have them fax it to me. That was like, dude, I haven't thought of,

I can't remember the last time I got a fax. I can't remember. I had to fax something for Jeff today. What? Really? I guess like, they were running around. They couldn't figure out how to fax. I had to fax something for Jeff today. What? Really? Yeah, I guess like they were running around. They couldn't figure out how to fax. We had no fax machines at this office. And I was like, just give it to me. I've got a scanner and I've got an eFax account. Yeah. I'll do it. You saw an eFax account. Yeah. Did you pay per month for that? Yeah. Really. Yeah. I found a good service faxburner.com because all the medical forms that you need to come back from maternity leave,

they have to be doctors offices, the facts, that's what they do. Yeah, the horrible, the horrible, the terrible. They're not the pinnacle of technology. They have an airlines. My pediatrician will email you the receipts, but you have to pay $10 to use an encrypted email delivery service.

It's bullshit. Wow. But yes, Factsburn Uh, does it for free? This podcast is brought to you by our pay me back a buck 50. I love it. So it looks like I paid for your education. I'm down for it.

It looks like I paid back a two bucks for a emoji. In our in our text conversation. I just got the new iPhone. So I'm very happy to finally have all you got the new one. Those like an happy to finally have oh I got the new one Those like animo cheese. Did you get the big one? Yeah, yeah, it's generation look colored you get The only one they have which is the space space black or gray or whatever it's called it 2 a.m.

Set it down or midnight when was it that it went? It's 2 a.m. R time. Yeah, 2 a.m. Happy alarm. Did you have an X Becca? No, okay? I think everyone who's got an ex is not upgrading So Gavin Gavin upgraded Michael did it too. I had a seven plus. That was my My yeah, that's what I had to it. Did you see that Bloomberg story that apparently nobody That everyone's refuting where they said that Was I believe it was super micro was selling computers to Apple and Google and people for data center usage and that those computer motherboards are manufactured in China and that the Chinese government And I think many of the companies that Bloomberg pointed at said that that's not the case. They've done security audits and they can't find any evidence of that. But I feel like that's something that we talked about as being a possibility

on the podcast back at the Congress office. We talked about how if once everything's manufactured overseas like that, you know, you don't necessarily know what's going into it. It's easy to intercept stuff. Like I think the example we made at the time was, there's a company that makes Cisco routers all day, 8 to 5 a.m. to 5 p.m. Then at 5.01 p.m. they turn off the lights for Cisco and they just keep making them. They make the exact same thing but put a different label on it. There's no way to stop that. Or in this case, add extra chips.

It's a scary thing. Again, everyone who was implicated by this Bloomberg article, they all deny it. I believe even like the Department of Justice says that they found no evidence to indicate that that has been going on. But it's a scary thought to think like how complicated these computers are and how you could potentially sneak an extra chip or something on there that nobody would notice. So Caleb, Hano media, in chess, as Gus, that was debunked, the chip that was supposed to be installed would be virtually impossible for the size of it.

And that's exactly what I said. Thank you, Chad. Well, listen, I'm just reading, catching up on Chad Chatson. It was a couple entries up, just so you know. But remember, there was a story that we talked about back then too, where there was some organized crime thing where they made the bust because they had their cell phones in the room.

And that was it. They weren't making a call. They just had their cell phones in the room and the government went through and activated the microphones on their cell phones. I believe their cell phones were even off. Like the batteries were just in the phone. And that was in the article and it was like,

that's a big fucking deal. I did not know that they could do that. Technology-wise or legally, I didn't know that. And now you can, and that was back when you could remove the batteries from phones. Now on that iPhone, there's no way you're getting a battery out of there. It's just a fucking camera and a bajillion cameras.

What did they leak the news? Samsung? I don't think they leaked it. I think they revealed it. They announced it. It's got like a billion cameras on the back. Four cameras on the back. I think they revealed it. They announced it. It's got like a billion cameras on the back. Four cameras on the back.

Four cameras? A billion. It's quite my good as the iPhone. Four cameras. Four is bigger than two. So we did a funny thing. The social team was in here right before we did the podcast and they had a jar of candy corn.

Quick vote. Candy corn. It's garbage. I hate it. I kind of like it. You're awful. I know. I don't know why. I also was saying, I like circus peanuts too. Like, I know.

I'm glad that he's like bananas though. That's the crazy part. Oh, is that what circus peanut is? Yeah, the banana flavor. I kinda like the texture. I just like peanuts. Do you like chewing on a styrofoam? Yeah, apparently.

I guess. Actually, I kinda do. I never understood the candy corn cakes. Or, yeah. So they had a jar of candy corn and we all had to guess how many were in it. Barb fucking nailed it. It was a 85. Barb got 77.

But before Barb, it was 80.5. Got 80.5. So it got him closer. She got him closer. She got three and a half away. But before Barb came to the podcast that we were all coming out one by one to the set and I did the first vote and I guessed 43. And then Gus showed up and he didn't hadn't heard me make

my guess and he said 44. And I was like, you fucker. Cause I thought he was doing the prices right thing on me. Then Becca shows up and she does 45. Everyone guessed 43, 43, 44 and 45 without in that order without having any idea. That is so weird. I was waiting for Barbara to say 46.

Like she got me. When you sat down because we to say, for six, like, you got here. We were all watching you, when you sat down, because we were like, if you do 46, that'll be nice. I would have canceled the podcast. We can't do this. It's like a kind of omen. I still would.

Yeah. The simulation would have been broken at that point. Yeah. We had a crazy thing happen. We were playing Mario Party. It was me and Teddy and Ashley. JD was off to New York with his mom this weekend. Cool. And so we were playing some Mario Party.

It's kind of sucks that you can't just like not have a fourth player. You gotta have the AI. I know. It's gotta be the computer. It's fucking Halloween. Is it the new switch one? Yeah, man, switch. We played that switch. It's great.

Me and Trevor played that with Michael Lindsay this weekend. It was really fun. We'll put out a game or publishing a game on switch pretty soon. Among other consoles, Bendy and the machine. And I'm super excited about the switch seems like it's perfect for that. Anyway, so other consoles, Bendy and the machine. And I'm super excited about the switch seems like it's perfect for that. Anyway, so we played, that's what we're playing for the David Evans one. We're playing Mario Party. Actually played Rosalyn.

Rosalyn, right? Other princess? Yeah, she's like some, yeah, she's not peach. She's cool. So I'm not kidding. Six turns in a row, she rolled a peach. She's cool. So, I'm not kidding. Six turns in a row, she rolled a one from the very beginning. And we think it was seven because we think she rolled a one to pick your order that you go. Like it became like this joke of like, ah, you got two ones.

Let's see if you get a one this time. As a four-core, we were like, what the fuck is going on? She could use your special die. She could, and I think with her, going on? She could use your special die. She could. And I think with her, one was still an option in her special die. Oh, dang. Like, yeah, I think it was her.

Rosalind's is like, two of them are you lose two coins? That's sad. Yeah, so maybe we didn't have a one. Rosalind might just suck to play with, maybe. No, it was just we it was we it was weird. That's weird. It was very first. Then it was odd. It was like, That's weird. It was fun when it first, then it was odd. Then it was like, what's going on here?

It wasn't Princess Daisy, because that, what's the one we lose two coins on a special block? It's not a few that do that. Yeah, Lindsay was Daisy and that was a good, I think it was like, three, two coins. I got a, Gumbah is a buddy, I think, and he had the coin thing. Maybe.

I think. I got that. Rosalina has plus two coins, plus two coins. I think I got that. Rosalina has plus two coins plus two coins. No wait, this is not Rosalina. Rosalina. Rosalina seems to be. I would think Rosalina. Yeah, I would too.

Rosalina is plus two chats going nuts. Someone in chat, I forget who it was, said that we should do a poll and I agreed. I think it's good. Oh, I've never been on a poll episode. It is candy corn trash or not. Oh, God. The only answer is yes.

Do we have it? Are there is? Gordon Randy. Go to roostercheese.com slash play. If you're watching live right now, you go to roostercheese.com slash play and you can, uh, Is it called candy corn in other countries?

Uh, how do you feel about candy corn? Good or trash? Cotton candy. Great name. Hell yeah. In Australia. Very floss? Very floss. Yeah. Way better than cotton candy. Trash is off great name hell yeah in Australia very fast very fast. Yeah way better than cotton cotton candy Trash is off to a command

The first couple of votes so it's Have in flow here. I always I haven't tried one in a long time so I'm probably gonna Now we get some real numbers. Yeah, this is this is overwhelming with trash. Terrible. Gordon Ramsay had a had such a great quote about candy corn. He said it's not candy. It's ear wax in the shape of a rotten tooth. Yeah, that is the perfect description of candy corn. We always say our dogs tooth looks like candy corn.

The roast. Exactly what it tastes like. Yeah, that was not good. That did not taste like I remember it. I'll say that's more people saying that it's good than I thought. Since we're talking about miscios, Malaka, can I talk? I won't give away spoiler. You played God of War. Yeah. Big spoiler in there that I might give away.

It's been a while. A couple of people close their closer years play got a war. I won't spoil it I won't spoil it but essentially Kratos is now in the middle of Norse mythology, right? So is the subtext there that that Kratos is just kind of like fucking up Norse legends because he's in the middle of all this stuff When all these prophecies are taking place and I'll turn in the course of it like certain Certain people aren't where they should be Too many of you like Kandakorn. Yeah, how many was it? It was like 38%. So I'll actually, fuck you.

Go watch me. You can end that garbage. I'm gonna start saying ninja now for that. Go watch ninja. Yeah, I think I know what you're gonna say about potentially spoiler. Yeah, like that, that somebody's not in the right place. It's a good, it's messed up.

So, he's messing it up. Like, it's, it's, Kratos is the wild card for Norse mythology. Super excited about the sequel that game. No DLC, but sequels can be fucking amazing. In five or six years? I know, right? I think I'm, honestly, they can just go to work in the game,

keep the engine the exact fucking same. Don't you think by the time the next one comes out, we'll be at PS5? I know, though, but I'm still talking about God of War. Yeah, okay. He played it. I did not play it, I watched it. Oh, yeah.

It's really good. Yeah. How I participate in video games, yes. He's a very good game. Did someone who is participating in God of War view like osmosis What what can you tell us about God of war like what what do you do in that game? You have a son. Yeah boy boy What's his name is it just boy?

I don't know his name a Treyis Treyis. Yeah, I miss that one. He just says boy all the time. Yeah boy He said something like go over here. I will say this you're gonna play got a war There's a power up for a Treyis that you should get you need to get the little Ruins and stuff where you get the talismans. He's got one called Ratatasker Do you have you seen this? I don't know you fucking love it So it's a ability has the powers up, takes a lot of power up, but you call it

in a ghost like squirrel. It's part of Norse mythology. It comes out and then it goes into the ground and digs and it either brings up three health stones or three rage stones, depending on what arrow you have equipped at that point in time. And the best part is he's fucking mad about it every time. The squirrel and he just, he curses at you

and he complains about it. And they must have recorded so much fucking dialogue from that voice actor. I have, I've had that power up forever. I have only heard, I think that him say the same thing twice. Interesting. Yeah. I've only heard him say the same thing twice one time.

It's amazing. Raditasker. Raditasker. Yeah, you can look up quotes from Raditasker online. He's fucking great. He's hilarious. I'm, I'm gathering everything one time. It's amazing. Raditaster. You can look up quotes from Raditaster online. He's fucking great. He's hilarious. I'm gathering everything else I remember from this game. Okay, you got the sun, Colin Boy, say cumboy. A lot.

Or just gonna give us boiler. I know, I'm worried about that. Let's fight. What do you fight? Other gods. Okay. And so yeah, you have a head strapped to your belt. Yeah.

A Scottish dude or Irish dude. A like Scottish. He talks to you a lot in his eyes glow. Tell us your stories when you're in the boat. Yeah, okay. So, and then you fight this dude with a lot of tattoos. Yep. He's like a North Scott and his mom.

Well, maybe. It was allegedly. Okay. And then the guy's mom is like big, and she doesn't want you to hurt her son, as all mom should, and then you kill him. All right, all right, let's see, we're getting the end game.

Okay, we don't want to ruin anything, everybody. Okay, what else do we need to talk about today, Gus? Oh, let's see. I hurt my ear. Huh? I hurt my ear. I didn't really steal the see. I heard my ear. Huh? I heard my ear. Like, I didn't really do it outside. Like, like, I heard my, like, my ear, like I banged my ear.

Oh, nice. Yeah. I was in the grocery store and I was getting in my car and it was all things where I opened the door, but it didn't open far enough. But I could definitely fit in. But I was going in and I hit my left cheek on my window going to get in, but that was not her, my ear. Then when I hit my cheek, I pulled my head away and I was still sitting down on the cart and I like pulled my ear up,

like it hooked on the top of the door jam and like pulled my ear on my right side, getting in. It hurt like hell, like I had to collect myself in the party, like, tell you who I see these. Are you okay? It hurts like hell still. Can you like tear your ear? I imagine you could damage the cartilage.

You probably could give that cauliflower ear. Yeah, I think I see a bruise. Yeah, it looks like a bruise. It looks like cauliflower. Yeah, turn a lights on it, ow. Yeah, you should maybe get that checked if it doesn't feel better after a couple days. Yeah, it looks bruised. Looks like cauliflower. Yeah, turn a lights on it. Ow. Yeah, you should maybe get that checked if it doesn't feel better after a couple days. Yeah, the,

do you see that the video the UFC fighters a guy has super collie-flower? Cause they come from like wrestling backgrounds and stuff. And he gets hit in the ear and his ear just like literally. Oh, I didn't see that. That was, yeah, that was one of the worst things. Yeah, cover scene. Yeah, the end of that McGregor fight.

Was it last week? Uh, with the jumping in the crab. Yeah, everything just went crazy with the end things. Yeah, I'm never saying that. Yeah, the end of that McGregor fight. Was it last week? Oh, the jumping in the crowd. Yeah, everything just went crazy at the end. Yeah, what the fuck happened? One of the fighters, I mean, it depends who you ask. I don't, I don't follow UFC, excuse me, so I believe the fire's name was Kabib, is that his name? Yeah.

He went after one of, someone from McGregor's camp in the crowd, and then of course, once you start start punching people, then everyone starts jumping in. The zone from Kabebes camp jumped into the ring to try to hit McGregor and punch him from behind when he wasn't looking. And it just sending the cast.

If you were just punching each other and fights were breaking out everywhere. Damn. Yeah. UFC is fake, right? Whoa. It's all scripted, right? No, I don't think so.

Definitely. Oh, it's tough. They just, they worked that out in the marketing room. They figured that out. But I was, I was watching it and I saw the, I didn't see it live, but I saw, of course, that was the big story about it on the clips. And then of course, you have all these fucking commentators

who talk about, like, same thing like when Tyson was boxing, like, this is an embarrassment to the sport. No, it's not. It's people fighting in a ring. What's embarrassing about that punch in somebody else? I felt like that story to that point. I felt like that story really didn't get any traction. I heard about it for a little while,

but I felt like it wasn't the thing everyone was talking about. It wasn't everywhere. It was like a blip. Oh, this crazy thing happened to UFC. Do jumped into the crowd everyone was talking about. It wasn't everywhere. It was like a blip like, oh, this crazy thing happened to UFC. Do jumped into the crowd started punching people. Like, oh, of course, that's the next step. That's what's gonna happen. This is kind of sad, but I'm laughing anyway.

Did you see the center live bit with Pete Davidson? He got engaged to Ariana Grande. And he did this whole news report about how. They're never gonna split up. They're never gonna split up or anything, and they just broke up. I knew that was gonna happen. It was a week ago though.

It was a week ago. What could have, I mean, that was a Hill Mary could have happened, but I'm sure. He was a Hill Mary. Really? That's kind of devious. And that's case. Like he was trying to like rope or in. He does have borderline personality disorder.

Yeah. He said so. He could be. Maybe there's just a big blow up. Yeah. I don't know. I think also too, it's like, if someone in a relationship says like,

oh, you're too good for me, the other person eventually will listen to that. You know? They'll be like, oh, maybe you're right. Yeah, they started dating in May. Yeah, like if people get super jealous, you're related, she's like, that person was all over the party.

I was like, what the fuck are we talking about? We were just like talking, whatever. Like, no, she's into you, she was hitting on you, and she's totally into you. That's the best way. After a while, you're like talking whatever, like, no, she's into you, she was hitting on you, and she's totally into you. After a while, you're like, oh, well, a lot of people are into me. Yeah. That's the problem with being a jealous person.

You put ideas in somebody else's head. Like, maybe I do have a lot of opportunities outside of this. Maybe I do like this relationship. Oh, it was a side-filled episode with San Phil and Uncle Leo. He's trying to convince Uncle Leo to not marry the woman, then he had to convince him to marry her. Same thing. Uncle Leo, you've got to convince Uncle Leo to not marry the woman, then he had to convince he didn't marry her. Same thing. Uncle Leo, you got lots of options to tie yourself down.

I read that friends, they each make four million a year from syndication still. Still. Wow. It might have been more, but it made me think too, it's like scandal stuff. All those people were making money from the Cosby show, right? Until Bill Cosby destroyed all that and that's all gone.

Like what happens if one of the friends cast has a some kind of scandal and then suddenly they can't put friends in the situation. All those people would lose four million each. Per year. Yeah, a lot of money. It seems like that should be part of the payoff punishment. What does that mean?

You got to pay those people back? I'm not back, but you know, like supplement their income because you've directly hurt them as well. What can you do? Yeah. Well, as time's just already, like morality clauses in entertainment contracts. What's they all making like 20 million a season too?

I think it was like a million in episode. It probably is. I know it's like three million in episode for the main cast. Wow. I could be wrong. That's a lot of money. But yeah, definitely a lot of money. Million dollars, but you gotta be in friends. Four million dollars, but. I could be wrong. That's a lot of money. Definitely a lot of money. Million dollars, but you gotta be in friends.

Four million dollars, but. I'll pay a million dollars to be in friends who are kidding me. All right, what's about time to wrap this up? Bye everybody. No, Bernie, he's on board. All right, thanks for watching everyone. We'll see you next time.

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