Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie Saves Gavin - #513
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Hello, everyone. Welcome to the podcast this week brought to you by quip Robin Hood and
stitch fix. They're there and there. I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm
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Read you or 30 to 60 seconds of information in a few minutes the future rich self. They give to your poor self
I was just reading a red thread about it is still from you in time. Yeah
They steal from you in the future.
And they bring it back into the past and give you the money.
If you could go back in time and give you at age 10,
your current money, would it go well?
No.
Or you would give a 10 year old money?
How would that go well?
No money, what do you do?
You might invest really, you might buy email or something.
What was that?
Oh, I bought it.
I didn't know I see.
So do I have the same knowledge as well?
You can tell him what you want.
The problem is if I like trademarked email,
they would name it something else.
And then I would come back
and we would have the email.
Dumbest name ever.
Wasn't that a joke you wrote?
Why like invest in email or something?
I've been giving it a long time.
Yeah, I didn't write it well.
Just to invest in when I'm like,
go back and tell him to tell myself to invest in email.
That's a big thing.
Invest in Amazon, whenever I thought it was a joke
for the first five years it was in existence.
Good Jeff Bezos, richest man in the world.
How much is he worth?
67.8 million dollars.
Million?
Million?
Sorry, billion?
I think he's ever 100 billion.
Damn.
Is he?
I don't know, but all depends on where he's like 140 billion.
He did that.
He did that.
155.3 billion.
How what is it?
155.3.
He goes up by like several billionaires every week.
So by the way, the point three is 300 million dollars.
Yeah.
That point is a very important point.
I mean, when you get to like a hundred and fifty five billion,
you'd be like, why do you need the point three?
It's because it's three hundred million dollars.
If you've become like a lottery 15 dollars.
So $90 million does not show up on that rounding.
No, $90 million. That's not going to show up. $99 million would not show up on that rounding. No, 90 million, 99 million dollars would not show up.
Would you want to become a Trillionaire?
Would I want to?
No, would you want him to be a Trillionaire?
Why would I want anybody to be a Trillionaire?
What does it matter to me?
The oldest of it someone was like,
I've got a Trillion dollars.
What does that do for me?
I thought like two Trillion dollar companies now?
Three, two.
Oh, three, the one in China.
The one in China, yeah.
And they're what?
Apple. Is Amazon? Yeah,, three, the one in China. The one in China, yeah. And they're what? Apple?
Is Amazon?
Amazon, yeah.
Something in China.
Yeah.
She had a trillion dollars, could you buy a planet?
So Gavin, that's a really question.
No, the answer.
But, or you can buy one, let's weigh the fuck out
that nobody knows about.
Like there's a dude who we've talked about this for
who owns the moon, and so,
has been selling for like 50 years.
He's been selling acreage on the moon.
And he's a, he's made millions, Barbara.
How much would, what plan would you buy
if you could by a plan of virtually?
First.
Oh, I'd probably get on Venus.
No.
I mean Mars is like short term investment.
You think about it?
Yeah.
Right?
Because we're going to Mars next.
Hey, you can start selling stuff on that.
I'm planning for the future that when, you know,
when the sun is going to cold.
Before the sun is cold.
This is going to expand and suck up.
Then Venus becomes like a warm blanket.
You just cover yourself with cozy.
The gross world product in 2014 was $78.28 trillion.
$72 $78.28 trillion. 72.
78.
So that is the amount of revenue essentially generated,
right?
Which is different than the value of a company.
Yes.
There's a section of a lot of things in the consideration.
What was it that Apple had in cash at one point?
It was like, it was an astronomical number.
250.
$20.
$20.
It was right after the end.
The billion phone came out. Some guy got an iPhone, and some of that. 150 Right
Got an iPhone
Group role product is combined gross national product of all countries in the world
So Jeff Bezos has more money than some industries
I'm sure absolutely
Like the underway industry
Does he have more than one? Yeah, we've got a big do you mean he sells a lot underwear too?
No, he's a part of it.
He's a part of every.
I imagine the, you talk about so 155 billion.
So he's saying if the underwear industry makes $155 billion a year,
in 2021, the global underwear market is estimated to generate $145.4 billion.
Good. Wow.
You got close.
Here's, you got close and bad, but he's worth that amount of money.
He doesn't make that amount of money every year.
That's a little bit of a different statistic.
But he could just buy underwear.
Good point.
He could buy underwear.
Oh, and underwear.
And he could rename him, best of swear.
Yeah, he could.
What if this is like a long term player?
Fear sweet, sweet, best of swear.
He could buy underwear completely.
And then just say no more.
Or he could get rid of underwear tomorrow.
And then you can still have like 10 billion bucks.
And you can block it so that no one else can make underwear.
Yeah, can you buy a word?
I like this.
Can you be like, all right, every country,
let me own this word in the dictionary.
What about a car?
That's a word.
Are you giving it all the time?
No, I don't think you can buy a word.
You trademark a word.
They just, you can even
You can even turn a word and trademark it, yeah?
Just something on red that made me kind of sick. Pretty good buy a vowel. There's a, that's a, that's a, that you've been award in trademark. Yeah, just something on red that made me kind of sick pretty good by a vowel
There's a that's actually pretty good. There's a company somewhere and I know that's and easy
Europe one of those Europe countries and they but they have a clothing line and the name of the clothing line is
Steve Jobs oh, I saw that and the reason why it's called Steve Jobs is because they learned that Apple
never trademark Steve Jobs's name. And so they have Steve Jobs clothing. They did it in 2012,
which was I guess the year after his death. Right. So I mean, have you trademarked the old name?
No, I don't think how do you trade? Why would you do that? I don't know. And why would I guess
Steve Jobs would have to trademark his own name. But I think you just you can just go to court if
something comes up and say,
this is clearly infreting.
I think they tried,
I think how it's turned try that with dot coms and stuff.
I didn't Apple.
I think Apple went after Steve Jobs company at one point,
tried to get him to stop, but Apple did.
I thought so.
Hmm.
I feel like there's still.
Like the logo is even like a,
the logo's fucking awful.
It's disgusting, but I, I know what they're doing.
It looks like something that fell off a car crash. What is that? The logo's fucking awful. It's disgusting, but I know what they're doing.
It looks like something that fell off a car crash.
What is that?
It looks like a person that's hula hooping.
Why would you like...
Why would this be something that you'd pose like that
and take pride in?
Like, that's the thing that's so stupid to me.
Yeah.
I feel like your name could be used
for a lot of different products, like matches.
My name is used for a outdoor fireplace.
Bernie Burns.
No, I just don't think it's just the Bernie.
The Berninator.
Yeah, and you put like a whole log in it,
and then it burns the log.
Wow.
Revolutionary.
Yeah.
Not explaining it well.
So you put it in like vertically in a big one,
like a log like big.
Like a tree stump.
It's not small.
Big log.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think I got that right.
Why even, why even cut it down?
Just burn a tree.
It just burned it in place.
Just grow a tree up it and burn it.
Thank you.
Yeah, they won their trademark dispute against Apple in 2017.
That's never gonna be a buy anybody ever.
I say it the same way.
What year did they win it?
2017. 2017. did they win it?
2017. 2017.
So they fought it for five years, basically.
Pretty much.
Assuming Apple like hit him with it right away.
That's the Bernie girl.
Is that the burns?
That's just a burning.
It looks like any boy with it.
You guys are losing text.
It looks like a big log.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm going to see these people.
So get it right. This thing, it's all wood self-burning grill.
Oh, you really do put a whole log in there.
Yeah, I'm telling you, you see?
Why would he lie about it?
Why would he lie about it?
The whole thing's a log.
It's all, it got, it's got splits in it.
That's what makes it different.
And then the grill itself burns.
The grill itself?
The grill's made of wood.
I haven't invested in the product fully,
but yes, Bernie and easy self cleaning camp,
see look at this.
It's like a log with, it's a log.
It's big.
And then it has coal in it.
That is worse than a cold mailbox.
I didn't invent it, dude.
I didn't ask for this.
But I need it.
That's all wood, self.
Oh, it is made of wood.
It's made of wood.
The mask, I didn't even look like you.
No, it doesn't.
It looks like.
So why wouldn't you open with that?
It's a, it's a grill made of wood.
I'll get that, sure.
I'll get that.
You didn't explain it well at all.
You didn't explain it at all.
I was just trying to remember what it was for memory.
I knew there was a log involved and it was a grill.
That's all I knew.
And then it was special,
not just tossed in a log into a fire.
Oh, you knew it was like every other grill.
There was a log involved.
Now listen, I'm explaining this properly at this point.
That's what I remember.
Hey, Barbara, how was NYCC?
It was great.
You having a good time?
This was, I think the sixth year that I've been there.
Well, I mean, I would say now it's kind of shifting a little bit
to RT animation in general, but for the last few years,
NYCC is where we go to talk about Ruby.
Basically.
That's basically like Ruby's home field.
Why don't you do it at RTX?
We do that too.
We do it too, but our focus at NYCC
is almost exclusively been ruby up until
we get. Yeah, and what's crazy to me is that because we've been going there every year with
essentially the same people in the same show that we're representing. People still show up every year
and want to see us and want to meet the same people. I mean, granted there are new people that come
every year, but it's just crazy to me because usually if you go to the same convention year after
year, you just get less and less traction because people are like, oh, we saw them last year,
whatever it is, but.
Does it come out to get bigger and bigger too?
I think it was about the same as last year,
if not maybe a little less attended.
Still a fucking cluster of fuck, but tons of people.
Man, I don't think I've ever vended NYCC, have you?
Gus?
I went once.
The first year that we went for a Rochelleath in 2011.
Is that the year we went?
Yes, because it was like the month before I got hired officially.
And I went with you and Chris and Michael.
And that was the year we had a little 10 by 10 booth.
Was it 10 by 10 or is it 10 by 20?
That was 10 by 10, yeah, you're right.
It was like the smallest booth.
And I remember we were all sitting on the floor
delivering shirts to you based off hand gestures.
We went a little crazy, I think.
Yeah, it sounds like something gust would do.
Like, you would...
Introducing some kind of system in place.
Yeah.
When I just say what thing.
No, no, no.
It was still eliminate talking.
Like.
So he just turned around.
He'd be like, I need a medium.
That meant the laser face.
That's horrible.
Yeah, it was great.
Yeah, it was great.
It was great.
I was still talking about it fondly.
Probably would have been fast. You don't be jealous. It's okay. I was still talking about it fondly probably would have been fast.
Don't be jealous. It's okay. One day you can go to New York. I don't want to do it. You listen. I that is not
FOMO that I have. I do not want to go to New York. Why do you want to go? I've been to San Diego
Comic-Con so many fucking times and it's a fucking drag. But in New York Comic-Con it's the same thing,
but they got pizza rat. It's yeah, then you have pizza have pizza rat. Pizza rat cosplay, it sucks on the West Coast.
You gotta get authentic New York pizza rat.
There are so many people that like it.
There's a lot of it.
They just like pack those hallways,
they just walkways, they're in a hallways between booths.
And then people all the time,
they're just walking and they just stop.
Oh, they just, I could stop.
I could go on this entire podcast
about my pet peeves at cons like that.
Yeah.
People would just stop and look,
or people who are like, oh, can I take a photo of your cosplay
in the middle of this escalator where it stops?
Right.
And everyone's getting off the escalator.
And like, oh, cool.
Spatial awareness goes out the door.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In general, it's not just a con thing.
I think it's anywhere where there's a mass number of people.
It's overwhelming though.
It's a lot to look at.
Yeah.
Airport to the same way.
So people will just walk and then stop,
in the middle of a door, or in the place
where everyone needs to get through.
Consos, especially I think it's because people
are observing the booths or the banners or whatever
is up around them.
So people are like looking around, looking at cosplay,
looking at God knows what, and not being aware of people
trying to get somewhere, trying to pass them,
or even just walk.
So it's like understandable to an extent,
but still just is aggravated.
Kevin Pereira has one of my favorite quotes of all time.
Then he said on Twitter, which is, he was mad
because he was walking around San Diego,
Comic Con, he just couldn't get anywhere
because it was just stopping or just meandering.
And he said on Twitter he goes, Jesus, Jesus.
People at Comic Con walk like old people fuck.
And that was the perfect description of how people move about at Comic, it like old people fuck. And that was the perfect description
of how people move about at a con.
It's a fucking nightmare.
It's also not even a nightmare
in the convention center itself in the hallways,
but getting to the convention center
from outside the building.
Just because it's just swarms of...
It's okay, just proceed.
People, you okay?
Continue.
Missed you, Gavin.
No one spilled their beer in a really long time
Where's part of comic-con to me though?
Oh is that we always had a booth right next to mega 64
That was the best part for me. It's guy in the mega 64 booth. Who would just go blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Oh, you hated that guy
Now he works in our
Buddy happy to be here boss you used to drive me fucking insane at conventions.
I don't think you're the only one that I drove crazy,
but thank you for having me.
You had energy in all the wrong directions.
That sounds absolutely right.
That's like a convention to a tee, though.
I like one of them.
Which one looks like a girl?
Sean?
Yeah.
Yeah, Sean. Sean looks like a girl.
I like him.
Eric's on everyone's shit list now
because he keeps making a stop singing on podcast.
It's not like I want to.
What's that his doing?
It's not his.
It's not his doing really his thing.
Who is it coming from?
You're killing the messenger.
It's legal.
Yeah, but.
We're having discussions about it.
There's emails in play right now.
Okay, good.
Ooh, email's got serious.
Should we sing while we wait?
No.
Yeah, you want to whistle while he works?
Elevator music?
I really don't.
Really don't.
I got thrown out of the bus.
Patrick here?
Patrick?
I hear him laughing.
Yeah, I got thrown out of the bus.
Yeah, off top of guys were singing.
And then they got off and they were like,
that was like 12 songs that we're going to have to
stay all night and end it out.
And we're like, yeah, Bernie said we could do it.
They walked away.
What all, the only conversation I had about it was someone said,
we should be able to sing without it being a legal issue.
And I go, you know what, you're probably right.
We should look into that.
I go, that does seem too stringent.
But Jeff said that.
Jeff said the green light.
Green light.
The same word as yours.
Sing as much as you can.
Green light was the word that got back to me.
Bernie Green lit this.
Like, is that a meaning about it?
Isn't that also code for authorizing someone's murder?
When you've been green lit?
Yeah, I mean, you're on like a hit list.
Right.
Really?
Yeah.
I would think it'd be like red light or something.
Because.
That's like got to go ahead to awful much.
I think you'll stop that life.
Well, yeah, that, and also, if I assume it's a sniper, so it's a red light.
You know, go again.
Because you know how the sniper little red dog.
The laser sight?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Most of the light stop, you stop living.
That's okay, but yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Which would be the reference.
A lot of snipers from distance don't actually use a laser sight, though.
Try not. You can see it. I was just trying to think of some reason before it would be the reference. Well, snipers from distance don't actually use a laser sight though. Try not.
You can see it.
I was just trying to think of some reason why it would be different.
I was super disappointed.
Oh, in Spider-Man PS4 game, that the Spidey signal is one of the things you find in the backpack,
but you can't use Spidey signal.
I like Spidey signal.
I never knew really what it did because Spider-Man had it.
And I don't know if he would like signal himself.
So, but he had a Spidey signal. And I was like that when I was a kid. He just
wants to be included. Yeah, I can expect my hands. He needs to have you has anyone
played a Odyssey since the Creed Odyssey? I just can't play anything. I hate it.
So many games. No, I haven't played it. It's just I have. It's a good problem. It's so good. It's
it means pretty good. It reminds me very much of origin. I feel like origins origin origin origin origin origin origin origin origin origin
Assassin's Creed origin I feel like it's a very good a good job the part of a game like that
That I hate the most is when you start I feel like normally you would just like I know how to play this game
I don't need this fucking tutorial
I don't care and you get thrown sometimes, you're lost in the story.
I feel like they did a really good job of starting. It's like action, action, action.
You do stuff, you don't have to watch the one.
I still don't think they know how to start a game.
I think this game starts well.
I don't think it does. You please start someone else again.
There you go.
There you go.
You do not.
You absolutely do.
You do not start as someone else.
You start as one of the characters.
You start as one of the nine-inch.
Oh, you do start as Leonardo Dipli.
And then you turn into a fucking professor,
a female professor.
I do not like that they go to the animal stuff.
They gotta give that shit up, though.
They should have just cut that.
I was like, there's no point in that.
There's no point.
You need to know that it's a simulation.
Do you, I mean, does it have to be?
Have you ever met the synchronized shit?
Anybody ever in the history of Assassin's Creed,
who's a fan of that fucking game,
and the new ones coming out
They're like thank God. I cannot wait to find out how the modern day corporate story ends has anyone ever said that
That's been my stuff was cool. I saw terrible. No, no, they got to cut all that they got to get rid of all of that
That's your two was cool. I think they do that
So I think they have that whole storyline layered in there so they can have like shitty loading screens
And they don't have to like and or stuff that popped in like when you come back out of the Eagle mode and it's all
blue res behind you they just do it so like oh you're in the animus so fuck you we don't need to
pretend that game you start someone else don't like that and then you far around with some like
puntsy little story like oh that's some bloke up the hill I was me money and then you do nothing
you get your money back let's go straight into the hit you are you gonna get your money
Yeah, but then you immediately get the cool thing where the bounty hunter's chasing you yeah, that's a school
buddy and like assess this tree three where you don't even get to the main character for like four hours
Well, okay, everything you describe United States about five minutes, right?
Yeah, and the league
I thought it was I think I thought it was all done real I mean, honestly, he's about five minutes, right? Yeah. And the league 90's love is fun. Yeah.
I thought it was, I think I thought it was all done.
I thought the onboarding for that game was phenomenal.
The starting out.
I don't know.
That's all I've done so far.
How does that happen again?
I just put it down.
I still don't feel like I've played the game yet
and I've played like an hour.
And the one weird thing I will say is that you don't see
the assassin's creed like logo.
Like you don't see the opening credits
for like two or three hours into that game.
It's like you play the game, you play the game,
you play the game, and then it's like Assassin's Creed,
you know, Odyssey was like,
oh, I guess I haven't seen that.
I haven't got that.
Oh, should I get to that part?
So now I'm here to play a couple hours to even get there.
My problem with the game is,
and I put this in my journal on the site,
is I want to go buy it, literally,
I go to Xbox, I'm gonna play it on Xbox.
Go to new games.
It's the first three rows of new games.
Is it fast and screen?
Yeah.
First three, because it's like,
there's a fast and screen of the game.
There's the deluxe edition, which is,
I don't see.
I looked at it for ever.
These are a plus.
Some of them have a season pass.
Some of them have DLC. Some of them have season pass, some of them have DLC,
some of them have a secret mission,
there's like a Greek secret mission.
There's four versions.
I forget, there's normal, deluxe, something,
and then ultimate.
And ultimate is the $120 one?
Yeah, and I feel like you're still not getting everything.
Yeah.
So there's, okay, I looked.
It's like one mission.
There's a page on the Ubisoft website.
What is it, it's a fact?
What is included in my edition of Sets Creed Origin?
What are the four editions?
Standard edition.
Got it.
Deluxe edition, digital.
Deluxe edition, physical.
Deluxe edition, game.
What?
Like, that's exclusive to the retailer, game.
Gold edition, God's edition,
Don of the Creed edition, legendary Don of the Creed edition. God's edition. Don of the creed edition.
Legendary don of the creed edition.
That's it. No, where's ultimate? There's an ultimate edition too.
I don't see ultimate on here. That's definitely ultimate. There's definitely on the Xbox. There's definitely an ultimate.
This is the Australian website. Maybe it's different. Here's what they need to do.
They took a duck that shit out. That needs to be one entry for a sense of creed origin.
I mean, Odyssey. And then when you when you've downloaded it and you're in the
That was the way I fucked up. I'm looking for when you're in the menu
That's when you select which one you want to buy that shouldn't be it shouldn't be littering the store
No shit
I agree download the hub and then be like I want that version one in the game
Even got you in the store Gavin in new games. It's like it's a separate title
They have all these helix credits. Okay.
Things up. And I'm just like, I just want to buy this game.
It's it's it's it's it took me half a day.
I figured out what fucking game I'm going to
buy standard edition digital deluxe edition, gold edition,
ultimate edition digital Medusa edition.
What what the
Medusa.
Sorry,
pantheon edition.
And that's it.
That's it.
12.
And I don't like buying a season pass with the main game
because you never know how long a season is, like Destiny.
Or you don't know if you like the game.
Right.
And also like Destiny, you bought the season pass
and then it didn't even come with taking king.
Like that was you get to buy that separately
to the season pass.
Horse is anus.
Horse is shit.
I just, I normally, my problem was,
I couldn't even look at the ultimate edition,
which was $120.
Oh, the Medusa edition comes with stuff.
The, like, uh, thing.
Get a thing.
What is that?
What do you call that?
A little thing.
She, little thing that people put on their shelf
and fucking dorks.
Anyway, a statue.
I don't like Nicknacks.
I hate Nicknacks.
I've always hated them.
I have a Master Chief helmet somewhere in my house.
From Legendary Edition?
We should do that.
The next time we release a physical disc,
whenever we have a disc coming up
for one of our movies or something,
let's release like 10 editions of it.
They're all fucking stupid.
Some of them come with trash.
It's like literally, it's just like a crumpled up
piece of paper and the band is like,
we only lose the all coming.
I just want to call something the Medusa edition.
Yeah, it's got nothing to do with it.
It's got a life snake in it.
And when you open it, it's like,
you, what do you have like that?
I had the reach one, it got rid of that.
Like there's these big collectibles.
I got a pit boy.
I like that pit boy.
I hate that pit boy.
Yeah, I think I only got the master chief hat
Yeah, the head of the head. That's like the baseball cap. You put it on the weekend
Is this chief one number assessments creed game is this
And a f a f what a nice. I think we're double digits
I guess that's still an overarching story. 15.
Are they still trying to get to us?
Like, you want to try to count these?
In series games.
You count them.
I'll say them.
Assassin's Creed.
There's three Assassin's Creed 2.
Assassin's Creed 2.
And then Brotherhood and Revelation.
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.
Assassin's Creed Revelations.
Assassin's Creed 3.
Assassin's Creed 4. Black Flag, a Saskred
Rogue, a Saskred Unity, a Saskred Syndicate, a Saskred Origins, a Saskred Odyssey.
You're missing one.
Syndicate against in there.
What's the, do you have five in there, say five?
What's the French one?
The French one, the French one.
Who are your friends?
Oh, that's a Unity.
Okay.
Yeah.
I got 11. I'm fast.
I'm struggling to describe.
I got 10.
I'm struggling to put into words
why I like games and why I don't.
And I feel like it's all in the feel of the game.
Like some games feel like clunky shit.
Yeah.
Like I didn't like Black Flag for the dumbest reason.
In the upper right, you know,
what has the buttons like A,Y, they were all gold.
Really?
And they look like they would feel shitty to touch.
And I was like, I don't like the style of this game.
That was it.
Really?
I didn't like what like the goal.
You're like, that is a stupid version.
A stupid reason.
I know, one of these those bugging about Assassin's Creed is, I don't like when you can do
something on a controller and something happens on screen that you
No way you intend in real life like you're running and you want to run into the tavern and you're like running for the door of the tavern
I imagine doing this in real life. You're gonna run into the tavern. You're running towards door of the tavern
You miss by a little bit so you run up the side of the building land on the roof and it's just like I
Shouldn't be able to accidentally do this. We talked about this and it was the same in
I shouldn't be able to accidentally do that. We talked about this and it was the same in
one of the split-in-the-sell games, like Blacklist or something,
where I was just trying to pick up a gun.
I was trying to pick up a body or something,
but instead, you're very different.
It's a dead.
I turned around and I slammed the door.
I was like, no, and I turned the light switch on
and then I jumped onto a pipe in the ceiling.
I was like, I just want to move this body.
I think my favorite animation in just all video games
across the board is when you are running towards a door,
like at full speed, and then the animation stops,
turns the door open, walks in,
and then you continue to sprint.
I just love that.
You need a wall of your running full speed,
but like you're just not moving.
Like you're hitting it, and you're still moving your arms.
Tyrant 2025 in chat says we should have
a Garbo edition of our next physical release,
where the disc is just broken when you get it.
It's just like snapped into.
Somehow I feel like people wouldn't like that.
Mel, the people, if you sign up for it
and you know you're getting the Garbo edition.
Oh, we should just put out,
we should like make the DVD and just not test it
and put it in the Garbo edition.
And people can counterfeit Garbo editions
by just breaking their current disc.
No, you gotta have a Garbo certificate of authenticity.
Yeah.
It's like written on the wrapper of like a big Mac or something.
It's like, I poshly smudged off in Econy.
Man, I was playing something just recently.
Camera was, but it's something where it's like the guy just wasn't doing on screen what
I want to do.
I may always watch an Ashley do it.
She's playing this little nightmares.
She's playing for Club Club, for Game Club.
And it actually looks really cool.
It looks like a cool successor to Limbo, but what's the follow up to Limbo inside?
I can tell you're outside.
Was it inside?
Inside?
And it was outside then it's inside.
Now it's inside.
But it looks like, it's like, I don't know,
it's just, obviously not made by the same people
or anything like that, but it's just,
it looked cool, but she was furious the whole time.
Cause it's like,
it's not doing what you wanted.
You couldn't tell like where the character was,
depth wise in the screen, which you
know, you'd miss a door that you were walking right towards and stuff like that.
Apparently, my cousin did motion capture and like voice performance in Assassin's Creed.
Really?
Yeah.
So as an actor or as a technician, did it look like?
As an actor.
Yeah, she's an actress and a voice actress.
What did she play?
It looks like it looks like a character that looks like Daenerys Targaryen.
Lucy.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll keep my eyes out.
You know, you can do romance stuff in the new assessment.
Maybe she's one of the people you could do romance.
You're romance.
Which is the best success of street.
You're all gross.
It's going to be like Black Flag the most.
We like Black Flag the most.
Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
Black Flag's gold buttons.
Black Flag's awesome.
Black Flag's great.
It's so good. Awesome. So good.
It's all right. Is it will it be shit to go back to now? There. Well, they're going back to it with the skull and bones.
What?
Hmm.
They're going back to the gameplay.
The skull and bones, their naval game Ubisoft's Ubisoft or Ubisoft.
Ubisoft Ubisoft.
So they're making a skull and bones.
Well, you just keep saying that over and over. It's a naval game where you have ships and you fight.
There's a there's naval stuff in Odyssey too. It's like see a thief's about. There's no
people. You're just a boat like the when you when you lock up when you grapple and you get
somebody's boat that's you just win. That's how you win. There's no great getting on the boat
and then the swash buckling nah just shooting cannons. You love boat games. I like boat games. Let me make sense that I would want to be
a boat pilot when you was it a boat pilot. Bo driver. A boat driver. No, that's right. Captain
captain. There you go. Do a fucking captain captain. Crunch. He didn't go to captain's
school. So you call him a fucking boat driver. We learned that it showed us the name of the
character that you're I don't know if it's a spoiler or anything Yeah, so we don't want to say it all out because we're not sure if it's spoiler. I don't know the care
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That's probably a lot.
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I don't think two times a day.
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I also find it interesting that people will brush, but not floss, but I never met anybody
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Oh, did you hear about that United flight that almost ran a fuel going to Australia? What
No, LA to Sydney and on approaching the Sydney they had to declare a Mayday emergency because they were running out of fuel
So fuck Sydney had to clear all the arrivals and give them priority to come in and land how that was it just headwinds
Wrapped they said there was more headwinds than expected.
It was a 787.
But it's just a formality, right?
Like if you hit your reserves,
you just have to declare me.
That's what they say.
But it's like, how, what does that mean?
Like practically, how much was left in the play?
Because if you listen, I listen to the tower.
The tower asks them, do you have enough fuel
to make it to the gate?
Or do you need assistance with that?
Like they're asking.
Holy fuck.
Yeah. That's just procedure. I'm sure at that point
Then 45 minutes of like time. I feel like that. I don't know if I buy that that sheepen's made a I think
My day to me is like oh it will we go down. No, I can't fuck around it
I was so calm and they on that one. That seems pretty dangerous
I was annoying thing happened at the airport
I still call Monday on that one. It seems pretty dangerous.
I think it's the annoying thing happened at the airport,
going to Iceland the other day,
where it was just, I watched bad information,
just spread like a virus.
Really?
So I was in group one,
so there was like five people ahead of me
walking down the jet bridge.
And I wasn't really paying attention,
I was looking at my phone.
And all of a sudden,
the people in front of me started turning back
and like towards me me so I'm like
oh they're not ready on the planet and they're just walking back and they're like oh we didn't see the
sign. I was like oh I guess there was a sign and then the person behind me started telling people
buying him our plane is not ready yet. So everyone went all the way back up the jet bridge. What?
So like almost into the terminal and then the people right at the front
put their carry on by the sign that said, drop it here.
But everyone thought, oh my God.
And they didn't say anything.
They were just watching every single person walk
all the way back and I was like, oh my God.
It's a virtual problem.
They just, you know, if you're doing a gate check,
you just have to leave it at the end of the jetway. They took it all the way to the plane and then we're like, oh, I's the actual problem. They just, you know, if you're doing a gate check, you just have to leave it at the end of the jetway.
They took it all the way to the plane and then they're like,
oh, I missed the sign.
It's they just had to walk it back.
But every like 50 people went back.
What, Aaron, my God.
This was British Airways.
British Airways.
I know, she knew where the,
usually that drop off is right by the door of the plane.
Maybe they didn't have the gate tag,
so they would have to go back out for that.
Split. One of those split ones where there's like, there's only one door to two jet bridges, so it's like further back.
And it was just comical. How quickly people just assumed that the plane wasn't ready.
And then by the time we got to the plane, the flight attendants were like, where is everyone?
And I was like, these idiots. There's just too many idiots.
Yeah. I saw a Lufthansa A380 land here in Austin the other day.
It's coming.
No, this was like a mistake.
No, I know.
You couldn't land in Dallas.
It was supposed to land in Houston and it got diverted.
I was walking to stage two and I was looked up.
I was like, that's our fucking huge plane.
Does Austin can Austin even land that?
Yeah, because it used to be an air force base here.
Air force wasn't landing here. Oh, so yeah, I'm really glad you're
here every now and then.
A while ago. Yeah.
Yeah. I was at the airport for that.
Did you see it?
I did.
Nice. That's pretty cool.
Did you go for that?
Did I go for that?
Oh, you just happened to be in the airport.
No, I didn't go all the way to the airport to see
Air Force one. No. I don't know.
I don't want to play ticket next to you.
Went these security.
Yeah.
There you go.
All right. Great trip.
I've never seen Air Force one. No, went to security. Yeah. There you go. All right, great trip.
I've never seen F-force one.
Nor have I.
I've seen Bear Force one.
This is a great song on the internet.
Don't sing it.
You saw a song?
Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that.
It's a video.
It's a music video.
You know what?
Bear Force one.
You know Tom, who did it?
From my space, yeah, we're friends.
Tommy works here. Those like graphics and the start. Yeah. He also started my space.
I was just walking through Reckyvick Airport. And I just got in a line to get coffee.
And he was in front of me. Tom, that's bizarre. And I looked at him and I was like,
it took me like two, two seconds to register that he didn't just look familiar.
It was the person that I know. And I thought I was in a dream. I was like panicking. I was like,
why is he here?
It's like your brain ran out of like random generated people. So started pulling people you knew for a dream.
And it was one of the odds of that. It was a random coffee shop. It wasn't like at the airport.
It was at the airport. But still. Yeah, I guess still. It would have been crazy for it was just like a random coffee shop. It wasn't like at the airport. It was at the airport. But still. Yeah, I guess still.
It would have been crazy for it
was just like a random airport in the city.
Beware of it as an airport in the city.
I mean, coffee shop.
They're really random airport in the city.
Yeah.
I ran into Matt's son at the library.
I never run into anybody anyway.
Matt's cool as Iceland.
Why would be the library?
That was the library.
Why?
JD, is that now?
JD is currently studying for the PSAT.
Have you not been to the new Austin Central Library?
I haven't been there yet.
It's beautiful.
It was like on a time list of like one of the,
what was it like one of the most beautiful places
in the world or something?
Yeah, or the most bookful places in Austin.
That's the list in it.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
It's got like a gorgeous rooftop terrace area
with like a tree growing up there.
It was declared one of the world's greatest places
by Time Magazine.
It's more building than books.
Yeah, it seems like it's how to wipe for a library.
Should be way more books.
Yeah, right?
Like it's too many books.
This is the opposite.
It's too much building.
So what did you need a book for?
So we just went to the library because JD is studying for the PSAT.
Do you know the PSAT is?
SCAT is with a silent pee.
Psst.
It's the practice SAT.
It's the Psst.
Do you say practice? You say pre.
I thought it was pre.
I thought it was pre too.
How old is he?
He's 16.
This is junior year.
He takes a pre SAT and then the spring is gonna take the SAT.
He's going to college soon.
Yeah, he's looking at college straight now.
Holy shit.
So SAT is like, that English GSC.
I believe so.
Well, I took it at SAT.
I took Sats when I was in like year six.
And the A2, I think.
Well, we take tests.
We take standard edge tests called like the Iowa test.
Did we still take those?
No, no, that was a lot.
That's all cost now.
Yeah.
I don't remember a single test I took in school.
Did you used to be the ITBS?
Why does that say?
Right.
Is that the thing of the Iowa test of basic skills?
Yes.
Yeah.
Do you guys ever do the beep test in gym class?
The beep test like for hearing?
No, it was it was a gym class.
It was like run back and forth. Yeah. Oh, shit yeah so you have to run from one line to the next and then
run back it's called a federal and the beeps would like start increasing in
speed and if you couldn't make it back in time then you were out and so like the
higher number of beeps you would get the I guess better shape you were in or
or higher athletic skill you had yeah I did it once I didn't really see the
point like I don't know why they're, I did it once. I didn't really see the point.
Like, I don't know why that's testing it.
People would drop out.
I don't know why you there.
You didn't get like, a grade on it.
Never figured anything out.
I got a D.
Couldn't get in a Harvard because of it.
Died bleep.
By the way, my dad never sent me a joke,
but just in case he didn't,
I looked up a couple jokes,
and one made me like legitimately.
Is that what you, I thought he had sent a joke
and that's what you were laughing?
No.
Just cause I looked up one.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Yeah.
A bee.
Damn it.
Really?
Yeah, that was a joke.
Beacuse it's a bear without ears.
What it shouldn't be best without his then?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, you can't believe your dad didn't have a joke, ready?
I maybe just didn't hear it, guys. That ask for one. Oh, you're supposed to text him
He's supposed to always have one ready. That's the whole point. He's got it apparently. This is a tough skill to have a joke ready every time
Have you ever been to Iceland? No, but I would love to go top. Did you see the
Borealis?
No, why not?
I've been busy
And not you're busy. And not your busy.
I was too busy to do this.
Well, it needs to be night.
And also, I really wanted to get a sleep.
Because we had like 5am start.
So stay awake.
See the more.
Was the sun up at 5am?
Was the sun at 5am?
Was the sun risen at 5am?
No.
Let's be ready to shoot.
Do you see it at 5am?
It's nighttime. Sun's out up, figure you can see it.
I feel like the sun's on light, so where is that?
You go to all these wonderful places.
Very fortunate, you're prepared to be able to do that.
Does it bother you that you always have to do it with Dan?
Yes.
You're right, that's gotta be, that's gotta be let down.
No, that makes it worse.
Is there not a good travel buddy?
Ah, he's just a bit of a whina.
Honey, how is he?
I don't know, are you told that?
You're pretty nice.
What does he whina about?
Uh, on a little list.
It must be, I would imagine that traveling with Dan,
you're 100% in charge of the plans.
Like if anything's gonna happen,
even like meals or anything done,
and just he'll go, but he's not gonna plan anyway.
So it's like when you travel with me, exactly, which makes me super happy
because if you have to put up with that from Dan, that makes me happy.
But if I have a travel with you, it's for you.
Is that true?
Well, I'm never like, no, I travel New York with you with you for your
brand casting.
That's true. I saved your life too from that big fire that never happened.
Did you talk about that on the podcast?
I don't think I did because I thought maybe YouTube
would be upset with us, but now I don't care.
We did this big brand casting and they were having
Mike problems and they take all the influencers
and they put them
right down front because they want to show a brand cast is YouTube's show that they put
on during the up fronts or the new fronts, I guess, I don't know which one they're a part
of.
It's the price to advertisers.
Hey, advertise on YouTube is great.
So it's probably one of the worst audiences ever.
It's all like ad agencies and brand managers. And they get big names
for it. Like Katy Perry and James Corden and stuff. Yeah.
With Dunbrand. Better worse than TanaCon. Oh my god. No. Ten times.
Same realm. I mean, it had like this crazy setups. Like Gavin had this whole thing for
Slumberguys where they had all these different kinds of chocolates or little desserts, you were the dessert station, right?
Am I remembering this right?
This was last year.
That's a lot more chocolate.
Some of the guys are big part of brand cast every year
because they're big brand.
Anyway, the year we went,
they're having audio problems with all this other stuff,
then all of a sudden the fire alarms started going off.
Okay.
We're in a stadium, Madison Square Garden,
where was it?
San Francisco, where was it?
San Francisco, where was it?
One of the big ones. And it was like eight to 10,000 people in there.
So that's where it's sharing a presentation.
Yeah, fire alarm starts going off.
And the person presenting is like, you know,
and it's one of those things where no one's doing anything,
you know, and you always hear about this.
Like somebody's in trouble, nobody calls the cops.
Everyone's assumes somebody else is gonna do something.
Yeah, people looking around and the guy on stage was kinda like, I guess I'll just about this. Like somebody's in trouble, nobody calls the cops. Everyone's assumed somebody else is gonna do something. Yeah, people are looking around.
And the guy on stage was kinda like,
I guess I'll just keep going.
But no one came out to be like,
I don't worry.
And then, and there was kind of little nerves laughter.
And then there was this noise,
Gus that started all the way in the back.
And it was up on the ceiling, which is way up there.
And it was this sound. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh We were in the front of this thing. We just I stood him up and we walked straight out the door. Did there was there anything? It was just they had a problem with the fire alarm.
That was it.
I got so many texts because other YouTubers sat around us,
like, watched us leave and they were like, is there a fire?
Like, they were concerned enough to text and find out, but not actually get up.
I got like five texts being like, what's going on?
When are fire?
What's happening?
I was like, I don't think any of you had to do.
Yeah, I appreciate it. I'm worried that when we had to I was like, I don't think it's any chance, dude.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
I'm worried about it.
When we had to, that one year,
we had to evacuate the convention center here in Austin.
There was a similar thing where the alarms went off.
Then we came over to, someone came over to the speaker
until people started evacuating.
Then I went under the floor to make sure people were evacuating.
That's how some people just like,
kind of staring at center stage and they were like talking
to each other, they're walking off to like,
away from the exits to go look at more booths.
I was like, what are you guys doing?
It's like get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
And then they start walking to like the further exit.
And I was like, no, right there.
That one. Get out.
Oh my god.
What are the exhibits of?
No, they were just sending it.
Oh man.
It's like, you don't need to get the fuck out of here.
That was probably a cool experience though, to be told to get the fuck out of the convention center by God.
Yeah.
Man, they're probably super happy about that.
Wow.
I'm so glad we stayed. Yeah, it's quite scary.
It's like, you would hate to be trapped or die
because you assumed it wasn't real.
Or that'd be a shit-y way to go.
I mean, you guys are smart about it
because let's say they came out
and they're like, there isn't a shoot.
That could cause a pain.
8,000 people barbed.
That's exactly it.
They're crushed.
Yeah.
I mean, I'd rather be in the first 100 walking out
that door as opposed to like 7,000 out of 8,000
Yeah, I've been we've all been in stadiums before people don't just like clear out super fast. It takes a long fucking time
It was a really horrible fire
That happened at a club here in Austin. What was the name of the club is right off Riverside?
And they had a fire it was a heavy metal band a heavy metal club
It was like the back door was the back door Patrick. Do you remember the Patrick's floor here?
But it was awful. It was like
People tried to flood out the front doors of club had double doors
But too many people tried to go through the doors at the same time and they just wedged each everyone's wedged in the doorway and
Tauna people died. Oh my god. It was awful. When was that?
It's 2000 and Nerf.
Eight, eight, seven, eight, seven.
Is that recent?
Yeah, that's why I don't like that.
I don't know, I don't think so.
I don't like those rotating doors.
I assume you're not supposed to use them in a fire.
I don't know why not revolving door?
Yeah, because you touch them and they slow down or they stop.
And then you got push them.
The automatic ones.
Yeah.
It's super easy to fuck with your friends in a revolve.
Because you just touch it and it stops and they will come to the door.
Yeah, just put your foot and just like slam into the door.
It also probably crushes the shit out of your foot though.
Nothing, there's automatic ones where if you get to close the wall or something, it'll stop.
I hate those.
Yeah, there was one at the hotel where we were staying in New York and I,
I bashed myself into the glass.
I've never successfully gone through those without running into the
I have to like walk like this like just along the side
All of the time that people have spent waiting for that to restart again
That's probably years and years of wasted significant amount they can just tweak it a little bit
Yeah, it should be like and then keep going immediately
I So you can never get them out. They can just tweak it a little bit. Yeah, it should be like, and then keep going immediately.
I gotta say though, I love video convolutions of people walking in the glass walls or glass doors.
I know.
Yeah.
Or, you know, or it's like rebound off of it.
What's the code when you take pleasure
in the misfortune of others?
It's like a German word.
Shadden Freud.
Shadden Freud.
Shadden Freud.
I thought it was Shadden Freud.
Shadden Freud.
I could be saying it wrong.
Shadden Freud.
Shadden Freud. It was like Freud? I could be saying it wrong. Shadden Freud. Shadden Freud?
It was a, it was a,
it was like a Mime troop in the 80s
and David Letterman always had him on.
I just didn't say a Mime troop.
They were like a avant-garde performance art.
Shadden Freud?
That's it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what that is.
That's what you have.
What's your the German language?
I like German.
I like German too. They don't make up new words. They just add words to other words. What's your German language? I like German. I like German too.
They don't make up new words.
They just add words to other words.
What's just get really long?
Yeah.
They just keep like taking, they make everything
to compound word.
They just say, we already have a word that means.
Yeah, like bath is what like deflator mouse,
which is just what like the flying mouse.
Right.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
It's just compound words. I think Japanese is like that too. It's like, it's just like, you just mash words together What else? What else? What else? What else? What else?
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What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else? What else? What else? What else? What else? Your cat's lonely. Your cat needs another cat. Not make throws up all the fucking time. And it pugs the shit out of me.
Like I gotta like once a day.
What is she throwing up?
There's whatever she eats.
For food.
We're just taking a doctor.
Oh, we've done that, Bob.
I'm just bringing up the podcast.
Like my cat throws up.
She eats too fast.
We have she has like a little medicine now,
like a capsule, like a break on her thing.
And they weren't concerned about it.
I think she just eats too much.
Put the food up. Do you mash up the food for a,
maybe she's eating too big.
Try to everything.
The drive food works the best for her.
She seems to like it.
I've also given her like straight up chicken out of a can.
I like chicken.
Do you get any of the chicken in the can?
It's good.
Like a whole chicken.
Nope.
It's just like chicken bread.
It's chicken.
It's like tuna, but it's chicken.
Like chopped up.
Yeah. Yeah, that's just, I breast. It's like tuna, but it's chicken. Like chopped up. Yeah.
Yeah, that's just, it's all right, to have an issue with it.
It's just, it's just, the chicken was so long ago.
What does that mean?
It was so long ago that the chicken was?
It was alive a long time ago.
You can get whole chicken in the can.
That's gross.
I've seen that.
Have you, have you seen the cheeseburgers in a can?
No.
I saw someone doing a review of those on YouTube where she bought a bunch of cheeseburgers in a can,
and it was just like opening them and unfurling them,
and they're never, as bad as you think
they are in your head right now, they look worse.
Yeah, they are.
Are you mad at me?
She's in the can?
Oh, you take it out and put it in my phone.
Yes, you can heat it in the can.
That's disgusting.
It's like, it's like you can't be right.
You put it like on the fire.
So, I saw something online the other day.
Then I actually just looked bad,
I eat that cheeseburger.
Ugh.
I thought that was the open mouth of a fish.
Yeah.
You know what?
It does look like that.
It's just kind of the cheese teeth.
They should have a pickle.
Look at that pickle,
the pickles are jammed all the way over on the edge.
Like they can't even get in the middle there.
Yeah.
Have you heard of that sister-strumbing stuff
that you get in a can?
The sister-strumbing stuff?
What's that?
What's that strumming?
It's like fermented fish of some sort.
Come on.
And it smells so bad that you can't open it on a plane.
So you can do it to take on a plane?
No.
Why would you do that?
And apparently it's like, if the splash from opening the can
gets on you, it will just ruin that item of clothing
so you're gonna open it underwater.
What?
And what are you doing?
You eat it?
You eat it, yeah, you eat it on like a cracker.
Gross.
You get to open it underwater?
Well, you don't have to.
It's like that, isn't it?
But the can goes, because the fish creates gas
when it goes all gamy, which is what makes it delicious, apparently
But perhaps one of the worst smelling things you can eat fermented fish
It's between that and when people heat up broccoli and a microwave loot fish
Sir strumming the world the smelliest food in the world. Oh, God. We should get some no
But someone got a sweet it loot fish is pretty bad, too
Then that's like not as severe as what you're talking about,
but it's still fucking gross.
Right? Lute's fish.
What's that?
Lute's a fish.
It's like fish in Lye.
Yeah.
Like pickled fish.
Yeah.
Is that the same?
I don't know.
Remember when we were just sweetened?
Oh, that's the thing.
That's just a fish.
Yeah, it's fish.
That water looks so good.
Can you imagine drinking that water? Look. Yeah, apparently just being there That water looks scary. You mentioned drinking that water.
Look.
Yeah, apparently just being there that.
If ruins are close, so I don't want to eat it.
You like tuna fish?
I love tuna fish.
Yeah, me too.
I like tuna fish.
Shit.
I just realized something.
Can I ask that question?
We got a guy that works with us.
He asked really weird questions,
but he asked him with like,
Chris.
Nope.
He asked him with,
Kevin.
I'll tell you my favorite one he ever asked me,
and you'll know exactly who I'm talking about.
He walks up and he goes,
it's a burn.
10G.
I know exactly how I already know.
I assume his height did it.
10G?
10G.
TPG.
My favorite thing he's ever asked me goes,
it's a burns.
What's your opinion on accident exent walls man
And he did that to me I forget what the fuck he said to me in New York We were just in New York and he's about fish. No, but it was something it was I said you like tuna fish and when I said it
I reminded myself of Tim G. He just does that stuff. He drops. He's like this next line like y'all man. Oh fuck with that
I don't know
The other week could have asked us to do fuck with the heck
Do you fuck with the accent wall? Do you fuck with the accent wall?
No, cause I'm thinking about,
I think about fuck with the accent wall, I'm serious.
If you wanna get a great introduction to the best,
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The Green Life.
I loved his 100th episode.
Or he's making, he's growing vegetables,
he's doing his own thing, it's great.
You know who's actually appeared on the Green Life?
Who?
The slow mo, guys.
Oh, really?
Collab.
Wait, really?
Yeah, that's making a joke.
We did an app.
What did you film?
Were you in a spicy business?
Was it a carrot growing in slow motion?
Nah.
Nah.
What did you film in Iceland?
Volcano?
Oh, just stuff in Iceland.
I can't know if I can say it, because it's not,
oh yeah.
Why not? You're the lost. This is a YouTube thing.
Ah, okay.
You already ruined their brand cast.
You wouldn't have part of the fire in the bathroom in Costa Panic.
He went in and filmed it in slow mo.
That's what he was doing.
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Oh, did you see that Banksy thing?
Yeah.
Over the weekend.
Yeah.
I guess put a piece of his art into a frame that had a shredder built into it.
He didn't. Yes. And then after it sold at auction, he hit a button, someone that worked with him, hit a button
that activated the shredder and shredded about two thirds of the piece.
And it's now estimated that it went up to X and value.
Yeah, I was saying when I saw that happen, I was like, I would be ecstatic if I just
bought that.
And that happened and there was film footage of it.
Yeah.
Now, I would keep it framed exactly how it is with like most of it shredded. Yeah. It's still in there. Right. And then that happened and there was film footage of it. Yeah. Now I would keep it framed exactly how it is with like most of it shredded. Yeah. Still in there.
Dopt at that point, right? Yeah. I wonder why he didn't make a goal. The only thing I can think
is he said he had done it a few years ago. Maybe the battery had lost some charge. So it didn't
have enough charge left to do the whole. There was speculation that it was all just fake.
That it was just like a roller in there that just like lowered down the
on that. So I'll just like win. I don't know. When are you?
a roller in there that just like lower down the soil. On that soil, I'll just like win on that.
What are you?
But that's all theoretical.
How does anyone deal with things?
Still, don't touch it.
Like how do you know who he is?
That's right.
So how does he do business?
Oh.
He probably has people.
Yeah.
But how do you verify a bank see?
I don't know.
I think the point is you shouldn't have to verify it.
Like he's done things where he's gone out
to like street markets and he'll sell his pieces
for like 10 or 20 bucks.
So is there a bunch of imitation stuff?
I'm sure there is.
That's really cool.
I love that.
And he goes to like a little flea market.
Yeah, and he'll film a video and be like,
look, I was at Central Park the other day
and I was selling all my work for 10 or 20 dollars
for anyone who walked up and bought it.
Isn't there a theory like Banksy is multiple people?
Kind of like how Shakespeare was multiple people?
Or Kiss?
Or Daphpunk?
Daphunk, yeah.
Now I've heard that before.
That's like a community.
Yeah. Or a communal group.
And it's not any one person.
Well, that's, you watch the good place?
No.
One of the guys in there is like a stand in for P stands in for like,
they don't say dead mouse,
but the character's obviously based on dead mouse
Then he just goes and tours is him you know, but that's a good thing to fame. He's the fake version of that guy. Yeah
That's great man. Once you put on the mask or a helmet or you hide your identity doesn't matter
You can be like I don't want to do that someone else can go
That's great because you have all the benefits of fame without all the downsides of fame.
You know, he's put the mask on and your famous, right?
Yeah.
You can never pull the, do you know who I am?
Sure.
I remember my friend was such a huge kiss fan growing up
and then they put out an album.
What was he called on mask?
Eric, you like WWE?
That means you have to like kiss, too, right?
I do like kiss.
That isn't the thing.
I am not surprised by that at all. I absolutely do like kiss. That isn't the thing. I'm not surprised by that at all.
I absolutely do like kiss.
And what was the name of the album
where they took off their makeup?
I don't, I don't remember.
I said, is the A studio album like this?
Yeah, and they, and he came over
and he had the cover for it.
And he was just like, this is the craziest day ever.
I'm like, yeah, they just look like a couple
of me know four dudes.
Just the, no one had seen the faces.
No, no, people did not know what Gene of mean of four dudes. Just the- No one had seen that faces. No, no.
People do not know what Gene Simmons looked like.
Was it simpler time?
It was definitely a simpler time.
I mean, I feel like Doff Punk also said,
if you see us without the moss on dirt and take a picture, it ruins it for everyone.
But how would you know who they are?
How would you know what they look like?
People never know.
They didn't use to have moths.
Really?
Well, like pre-mks, they didn't wear...
I think I just...
They weren't born with the mask barber.
Yeah, how dare I think that?
I also tried to memorize the names of the people in Doffbunk multiple times.
I just can't.
They have names.
This is very French.
Do you want to give it a shot?
Pierre.
Something like Humbum, something.
I don't know. Pierre Lamarche. Pierre Lamar like, Humbum, something. I don't know.
Humbum's got this.
Pierre Lamarche.
Pierre Lamarche, that is one of them.
Who's the other one?
You're being sarcastic.
No, no, Pierre Lamarche.
Thank you.
Hahaha.
Barbara's mind was like, I could not hold it.
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not holding it.
It's Guy Manuel de Holman, Christo.
I guess that's who you're thinking of.
Come on, me got him.
And Thomas Bangaltor.
So close.
How you phone, forget about me.
And Pure Lamarche.
The third member of Daft Hong.
It's the one with a really long name
that I can never remember.
Pure Lamarche and Schmorgen Hicken Gar.
Because you are, do you know what I mean?
I had a signed photo of Schmorton hecking guard.
And I'm very glad.
Where is that?
It's in my, it's in my bust.
And he signed it.
He signed it as Schmorton hecking guard.
It's the guy who plays a creamy whammy.
He used to be on a TV show called New Amsterdam.
And there's another new fucking TV show on the air right now
called New Amsterdam.
What?
You know, right? Right, so you're all great.
Right.
But it's so weird to me how quickly you just like, oh yeah, we're going to use that name
again.
It's like, that was already a show.
Fucking Jamie Lannister was on it.
Yeah, but it wasn't in the US.
Yeah.
Is it a different story?
Yeah, they're not connected or related at all.
So, I'd be like, if we start a show called Cheers.
Right.
But it's not about a bar
It's about two leaders
Right, oh no, no totally different
But it's in Boston of course obviously
It's gotta be take what you can you see the you see the vice trailer I did for Christian bail
Yeah, pretty fucking impressive, right? That's Sam Rockwell really nailed like the mannerisms of George W.
Yeah, that's a really good them both.
I mean, I would never
know either one of those people to play either one of those role, but it's Sam Rockwell playing George W.
Bush and Christian bail playing Dick Cheney his vice president and nothing like him.
Dear, it looks amazing in this. It's amazing.
I mean, I look nothing like Christian though.
No, oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
I was.
Have you guys gotten to see a star is born yet?
No, what's up with this movie?
I'm gonna keep talking about this.
I know, that's why I'm,
because I know this one was,
this is not coming out yet, right?
It's not the hubbub with this.
I think vice comes out in December.
Star is born as a remake of an old movie.
Yes.
It seems like a country version of music and lyrics.
The one with a Drew Barrymore and British guy.
Well, Star is born, was a movie from 1976.
It's a remake of that.
British guy, his British guy.
I forget his name, Hugh Benedict Cumberish.
Oh, Hugh Jackman?
Oh, Hugh Lamar.
Hugh Laurie.
Hugh Grant.
Hugh Grant.
Hugh Laurie.
He's not named.
He's also British. American movies. I don't think, is Hugh Laurie. Grant. Hugh Grant. Hugh Laurie. Sonny. Ulcer Brish.
American Movies.
I don't think, is Hugh Laurie in what's up?
Let's say American movie the Hugh Laurie's in.
I mean, obviously he's beloved his house.
A dying house.
How?
How?
How?
That was like a really specific joke.
Like a fit nut in her.
I'm sobbing that.
I have a pub.
He literally spit nut four times that I've seen.
And I haven't said anything as anyone embarrass you,
but then you just spat it at me.
You're so delicious.
No, I'm gonna listen to the movie he's been in.
He lured.
Yeah.
Go for it.
He was in Tomorrowland.
Hundra what Dalmatian.
Flight of the Phoenix, Stuart Little.
Oh, Stuart Little.
And he's apparently in American movies
in Holmes and Watson. Stuart Little is a mayor Stewart little and he's apparently American moving homes in Watson
It's a little is a mayor. Yeah, it's a British isn't 101 dumbass is the American movie
Like Jeff Bridges and he was in house Glenn close
Yes, but when you said you're really good at that God choke when you do I'm just really gullible
Maybe a little bit a little of both. Yeah, I'm just like you look different
you look like you in like 2013 today.
I thought you were gonna say in 20 years.
Is your hair blonde or?
No, no, no.
I was about to be like, what the fuck?
Someone said to me that I look younger.
You've progressed.
Are we? Did you go back in progressed. Do you go back in time?
Yeah, do you go back in time and give yourself some money? I did. I did. I got plastic surgery apparently.
No, thank you. I don't know why. Maybe it's because my hair's so although I don't wear my hair a lot even when I was younger.
I can't I can't put my finger on it.
The image look younger. You're refreshed after you're tripped in New York City.
Yeah.
You know, New York, it just takes the years off.
Yeah.
All that piss and shit really cleanses the pores.
Truly.
One of the great cities of the world.
There was one street that I walked down
on my way to the convention center
that I wanted to tell Gavin about in particular,
where you know how they have those horse and carriages
that go around the scene.
Yeah, yeah.
Stepping horse poop.
They have those like buckets that hang below the horses
as so they could shit as they're walking around.
Yeah, or they just, yeah.
Somehow we stumbled upon the street
where they empty all those out.
Really?
Yup.
Real fun to be walking down and you go,
okay, that is overwhelmingly bad.
And then we just see people dumping out buckets.
You would be a proper way to dispose of that.
And it would be just dump it in the street.
It's like down sewers, but then they were like,
I would just hang around that and tell lies.
I'd go on.
What kind of lies?
Oh, horses.
It's a lot of horses.
I actually question about New York.
Yeah.
It's literally every day of the week, trash day.
I was, I don't, I almost mentioned the piles of trash.
Is it because of that?
It's something you never put in movies or in Spider-Man.
Where do they move it for the movie shots?
Do they slide it all down the alleys?
Cause it's like, you get like 25 bags every night
outside a restaurant.
Right.
Yeah.
It's just constant trash.
Is it because they have no alleys? I don't know. I guess not. Put it out on the corner. Yeah, or. It's just constant trash. It's because they have no alleys.
I don't know.
I guess not.
So let's put it out on the corner.
Yeah, or just like out on the curb.
There's a mission in the Spider-Man PS4 game
to find the garbage trucks.
You can go find garbage trucks,
but they're like dumpsters and back alleys.
Yeah, you're looking for one in particular.
There's nothing I've always seen trash bags in New York.
I don't think I've ever seen a trash truck.
No.
What's happening?
They must have run it like two in the morning,
three in the morning.
Why aren't drones picking that stuff up at this point?
That's a really good question, Gavin.
Why don't you have a machine you put your trash into
and it like, re-does it.
I want a disposable drone that takes your trash away
and it crashes itself into the dump with your trash.
Why is that so inefficient?
Because I don't want that dirty-ass drone
coming back to my house.
What if it was like,
ooh, but and you could just cool in. I want someone else's dirty ass drone coming back to my house. What if it was like Uber and you could just cool in a
Like someone else's dirty drone coming and picking up my stuff?
It's just a truck with a floor.
How much would you pay for a for a trash pick up by drone?
Are you like out in your front yard when you put out your trash going you're not good enough to pick up my trash?
Maybe you like you're expecting the truck the rubbish fans what you doing? Yeah. You know what, some gamy dirty truck?
How much did you pay for it?
For a drone trash pickup?
You know, I don't know if I'd want that.
I don't know if I wouldn't you want that.
I don't know if I wouldn't you want that.
Cause there's drones to be everywhere.
Maybe loud.
Drones are fucking loud.
And they would stink and they probably drop shit.
Drones lose that volume like 50 feet up.
Yeah, when there's one of them, when there's like 50 of them,
I took as a drone flyer myself and an enthusiast, I would say.
They had that big, remember the Kiri Fisher Memorial
that was an Alamo?
There was literally like 12 drones in the air
over the Alamo that night.
It was just like, that's a pretty big cross section of people
who really like Carrie Fisher
and also probably own a fucking drone.
So it was the only thing I've ever been to
that was kind of a confined space
that had a shitload of drones.
And I was like, that really turned me off to drones.
So in the future of like,
I'm really worried about Christmas this year.
There's a lot of people who are gonna get drones
and there's just gonna be fucking everywhere.
How much, I'm looking at my electric bill here.
Although it's falling off a bunch.
What's your like, what's your like, bill a month?
I'm not gonna get into that.
But how much do you think you pay for solid waste service?
I pay 40 bucks a month.
45 dollars a month.
Do you?
I pay 26 bucks, that's more than I thought.
Well how many grams do you have?
It's one bin, oh here's a breakdown.
One bin and one recycling.
What's the bin, I get the big bin?
I get the 64 gallon cart.
That's the biggest one I think.
I think there's one bigger.
Is it the biggest square one?
Yeah.
Do you have the food bin?
No, I don't have that yet.
What is what bins do you have?
Yeah, and often there's three bins.
There's the trash bin, the recycling bin,
and in some places, the food,
but they don't pick up the recycling every week.
They pick it up every other week,
and they gotta fix that.
Because my mind is out of whack.
Like I have way more recycling, Amazon cardboard.
You're gonna request another recycling bin.
I don't want two recycling bins.
I just wanted to pick up.
They even did a study where they said
that Austinites are recycling about 50% as much as they should.
It's like, well, can you only pick up every other fucking week?
Here's the solution.
Pick up the fucking recycling at the week.
People want it out of their house.
They're just thrown in the trash.
Yeah.
Yeah, or they run on a room and the plus,
no one, no one in my life wants to break down boxes.
I don't get it
How often does trash come once a week once a week man still not enough? Yeah it is
Yeah, it is we don't produce a lot trash
We produce a lot of recycling because we're better about it now
Yeah, but me feels like you're produced more recycling because it only comes every fucking two weeks
I think Austin's trying to be like a zero waste city. Are they working towards that? They make money off that recycling
They did for a while. Do they still yeah?. Why not? Why wouldn't they? Was stop making money? Transportation fees. What if
you had a baila and just mush it all together? I have a trash compact. My house. They want to reduce
the amount of money. I would never install something like this. It's a 1970s appliance. Is that just
for normal, not for recycling? No, I know that's a 300 trash. It's just smaller.
So you can empty and honestly, guys, you end up keeping it in the house longer.
Yeah, because you just cramp it down.
So Austin wants to reduce the amount of trash that to landfills by 90% by 2040.
So we're gonna.
But soon, well, they're banning everything that's plastic.
Well, they've already, they've already given the Earth like 20 years to live from now at this point, right?
Yep, because all done because of the plastic stuff.
No, no, the Earth will live.
Oh, humans on Earth.
It's us who have fucked.
We're still fucked down about 1.5 degrees is the target and it's we're heading for three
degrees of temperature increase.
We fucked the planet up so bad we're actually in an ice age.
We're currently we're in an ice age.
Is that true?
If there's a, this is off of internet experts,
who explain this, that if there's non-melting ice
in the world, that means we're part of an ice.
One of the indicators that we're currently still
in an ice age.
And now it's like we're just gonna like,
we're gonna push ourselves out of an ice age.
Which I guess apparently is the temperature range
in which humans can live and thrive.
You know how slightly political,
you know how Trump pulled out of the whole Paris Accords?
Yeah, the environment.
Yeah.
It shouldn't really be down to him.
I agree.
Well, any world leader, like what is good for the earth?
Like, cause he's basically pulling out
over 300 million people from,
all right, saving the planet.
Which, which has an input on everyone else.
So if one boss doesn't want to do it,
I don't know.
I agree with you.
I agree with him that regard,
but I also agree with him in one of the aspects of which
he did it, which is, will follow the rules and no one else will.
The environmentalist of me says, who cares if the other people will follow the rules, at
least we're doing something.
But unless you're going to do something about China and India and really have some kind
of enforcement for it, I believe China's cut there.
China's round in the target.
Yeah. They're cutting their targets for renewable energy.
Like they're they're short-circuit all that. But then the rest of the world is too, you know.
They're all catching up. I almost wonder if it would be better to keep our plans for renewable
energy on the same track because the most renewable energy is the most of the growth, I think, is in
solar. And the efficiency of solar cells increases at such a rapid rate that if we just kind of
cold out a little bit longer to get more and more efficient, actually manufacturing all
these solar cells, over time, it could be beneficial to do it a little bit later or kind of
parse it out a little bit.
Because making them now gives you less return on it also uses up fossil fuels.
Yeah. It's what? It's just just like it's wasteful to use.
Like the process by which you use them,
it's not all just like burning fuels.
It's also the process by which they manufacture it
can produce things that are bad for the environment.
So we are an interglacial period,
the hollow scene of the current I say.
Yeah, we're in current I say we got 2.6 million years ago
at the start of the place to see Neppik.
So yeah, so we are in an I say in an I say to me, I got 2.6 million years ago at the start of the place to see Nippik Yeah, so we are we are I say in an ice age currently
I can't see place to see PL EIS T.O.C. E.N.E
I'd say plus this so you know I haven't talked about something Gus
It's really awkward, right hasn't come up
Well
Are you playing star control? I'm not. Is that out? Come out.
Came out like two weeks ago.
It's pretty good.
It certainly leaves the podcast.
Star Control Origins.
Origins?
Origins.
Orgis?
Star Control Origins.
Seven out of ten on steam.
Odyssey?
It doesn't get, didn't get a lot of good reviews.
Here's, here's my thing that I would say about it.
We make a game. Make a game based on an old game.
You got to make a game that plays the way that people remember it.
It does actually play and look the way it did back then,
but plays the way it is in people's heads.
Boom.
There's only two versions of this game.
I can't play this.
Is it two versions?
I mean, one just has a soundtrack.
I think the other one has, yeah, the soundtrack. One thing untouched.. One thing. I think the most, this one plays exactly like the old one.
That's good. Okay. Very. That might be bad. It is. Yeah. It is. That's, but you got to,
like, you got to give it some time and get back into it. I play, I play the old one every
now and then. So Erkwan, I probably, the last I played was probably two years ago.
Yeah. Three years ago, maybe. So Teddy Super into it. I know it's my biggest fear with games when there's a sequel
or a remake is are they going to change the engine? And that's always a big fear. Because
then going back to what I was saying before, a game that you know and like can feel wrong.
Yeah. Like I'm a huge fan of Hitman, the whole franchise. I found Hitman when there was only the first one out.
And I couldn't play the third game, Hitman Contricks,
because it just felt wrong.
And even though I love the game, I was like,
I can't play it.
It just doesn't feel like Hitman to me.
Even though I'm looking at 47, killing people.
Have you played any demos of the new Hitman?
Comes out next month?
No, I don't want to mess with demos.
I'll just play one, come down.
Yeah, me too.
I don't like previews. I just, I'm on the full game. I'm just killing
times with red dead at this point. Honestly, I know I am. I get so sucked into that game.
Do you think? Because I feel like red dead redemption and GTA 4 had a very similar engine.
They felt very similar when you would like shoot people and they'd stumble around.
And I prefer that engine than the GTA 5 one. Oh really? Okay. Why? I just think if like everything felt
heavier and had more weight to it, GTA 5 just feels very light to me. Like everything I do is this
like doesn't really matter. But you can't have the same engine. Both of those games. So develop a
rock star like some kind of internal engine for their... They call it rage. They're of those games. So develop a rock star, like some kind of internal engine for
their call it rage, their free world games. And hey, the new Halo has slip space, right?
Which I didn't think they've used to help GTA 5 also has the same engine. Yeah, I guess it's just
heavily modified. The four in red dead feel very similar to me. Oh, so you were saying, wait,
wait, what were you saying guys? They have the same, you said they have the same engine. What has
the same engine? GTA 4 and Red Dead. The new one?
The old one.
The old one.
Rockstar Advanced Gaming and Game Engine.
Rage.
Red Dead Redemption 2.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But you like stuff in games, I don't.
You like boats and horses.
Here's what I don't like.
You like being a boat driver.
Here's what I don't like in any game. You like driver? Here's what I don't like in any game.
You like being a horse captain.
I don't like this in any game.
Boats and hoes.
Any game at all.
Spiderman's another example.
I don't like game where I enjoy the core game
and I like the mechanic and it's fun.
And then some developer at some point in the process
goes, hey, you know what'd be great
if we introduced a bunch of time trials
for this thing that you do.
Like, if you ride a horse,
then you have to do horse races.
Or in GTA, you drive a car,
let's have them just do a bunch of races.
Or in Spider-Man, it's like,
follow, it was a drone.
I'll let you all know.
I mean, getting the blue sphere
from your point. Get in the boat.
I fucking hate time trial stuff. I've always hated time trial stuff.
It seems like such a fucking cop out for an activity interview game. Don't do that shit. You don't have to play you don't have to do that stuff.
So I want to complete the game. I do. You don't have to complete the game. I know, but if I want to, then I got to do that shit.
It's part of the game. They didn't put it in. Have you platinum spot? I have.
Shit, it's part of the game. They did put it in.
Have you platinum spot him?
I have.
Plenty, yeah.
I'm a real dude.
I fucked up so bad.
I read that it's now the most common platinum
game done to PS1.
Got a war?
Yeah.
I think the number two game is Horizon Zero Dawn.
And I think got a war might be number three.
Really?
Got a war I get,
because you got to fight them Valcreas
and you got to get the birds.
Got to fight,
get to find the birds, the green birds.
Oh yeah, the birds.
The, was it?
The scoos? Yeah, the eyes of Odin you gotta get them. Yeah, I should
Shoot them throwing ax at him. Oh my kids fell in love. You two really know your stuff about it
We got to do it straight game platinum platinum. I've platinum
Last no, did I platinum last of us that have multiplayer ones?
I don't know
I can't last of us. I do not believe had any multiplayer ones if we didn't know. I can't move. Last of us, I do not believe
I had any multiplayer ones.
If it didn't, then I'd probably platinum it.
That Spider-Man got a war, something else.
I don't know what, I don't put
in Tomb Raider, anything like that.
What's your MCC completion like?
Oh, it's shit.
You haven't really done it?
Not really at all, man.
No, I should get into it again.
Even the campaigns.
Nope.
Spider-Man has 10% platinum trophy rate.
Get the fuck outta here.
God of War is second, third, fifth on the list of 5.5%.
So, 10% of people got every met, every trophy.
Oh yeah.
This is from certain fry on reset era.
Dude, there's insane.
Spider-Man gets a little grindy, but it's kind of a fun grind,
but it is pre-grindy,'re gonna play Spider-Man? No.
It's like the game and you do all the stuff
and you have the missions and villains and all that stuff.
And then there's a thing where you're just swinging
through the city and then crimes happen.
And then you have to go get the crimes.
But there's like eight or 10 districts in Manhattan.
You know, they have like Central Park,
lower west side, up east side,
to have a car like-
Do you get to tie the street with all the horse shit on it.
You do.
And there's a guy there just telling my ex-concerately.
So weird as part.
And then you swing down the street
and it's everything's entrashed everywhere.
It's amazing.
But those crimes are like, there's
like four different types of crimes.
And you have to do five of each one
in each district of the city.
Yeah, it's a lot.
You, the best approach is as you're playing the game,
if you see them stop and do them.
Yes.
Because if you have to go back and then do them all at once,
you won't fucking hate it.
Well, the other part of that too is you just got to fucking
swing around until one of them starts.
Right.
And then they're pretty common.
Well, I got like a timer going.
It's like every three minutes, and the new one starts.
And so, but it's easier if you're just like, on your way It's like every three minutes, so a new one starts.
But it's easier if you're just like,
on your way to a mission, you see one, just go do it.
Yeah, I struggled to get that achievement in GTA V
where there's just like random events on the street.
I just drive right by them when I was playing the game
and now to have them trigger,
it just feels like it takes forever
because you're not doing all this stuff.
You're just waiting for that.
It's like, oh, well, the way that I fucked up was you have to unlock every suit.
That was the last one I had to get, which I'm pretty sure is what most people
lasting and do is have to unlock every suit.
And this Spider-Man has lots of suits in it.
And you unlock them at certain levels or doing certain things,
but that you unlock them,
you then have to buy them with like crime tokens
or research tokens that you get.
The research stations are another little bit
of a grindy thing.
Harry Osborne.
The pipe dream shit.
Yeah, well, it's like all these little tasks
that you like, you had to swing through clouds.
You have to fix the plumbing in a building.
Yeah, that's literally one of them.
It is one of them.
You had to like, like vent the plumbing
and you had to buy stuff with all this stuff. Anyway, I got down. I got
to the last suit and got it. And the last mission is like, I didn't get my trophy for all the
suits. And I was like, what the fuck? So I looked it up and I'm looking online. I got all the
suits. And I see, oh, no, there's this other suit that you that you can get. It's the
ESU suit. So you can wear the Empire State University just t-shirt as Spider-Man
And in order to get that one you have to go to
Photograph 50 hidden locations. Oh God
And then you can get a little gadget that when you get close to want to tell us where the hidden locations are and then you go film them like
Fucking hell. So I probably spend another two hours swinging around the city
Finding all these little locations got the ESU suit,
and it didn't unlock.
And I was like, it didn't unlock.
It's saying percentage.
She did it all for this.
No, I just didn't get the platinum trophy.
That's why I didn't really care about the suit.
But it didn't unlock when I got it,
and it stayed 96% still.
And I was like, what the fuck?
And I was like, oh, and then I went up,
and there was one suit that I hadn't bought.
I didn't lock it, but but just didn't buy it.
Oh my God.
So it was like two and a half hours
I could just press the button and got in it.
It was the punk spider suit.
So wait, you didn't have to get the hidden locations?
Oh no, I didn't add a lot. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and bought it. But now you just wear that T-shirt, I have a spite.
We like, I go this.
Yeah.
I love that.
Spite, German.
You would you buy a Pyraman suit?
There's not a little bit of spoiler, little bit of spoiler.
I love Pyraman.
Is this spoiler?
What is this?
What are you talking about?
There's a certain suit that's not in the game.
We talked about it before.
The talk.
No, there's a classic Spider-Man suit.
Cosmath.
The black suit with the white spider on it. Yes.
Which then now became associated with the character Venom.
Can they not use the suit?
Can they not use that suit?
Can you not get that suit?
Why, why, why, why?
Talked about this before because,
and I was corrected, I sure enough I said,
secret or suit.
And someone said, it's a totally different thing.
Doesn't mean what you think, please.
Cause secret or is where Spider-Man got the black and white suit.
You mean you have John Reisinger off for this conversation?
I know, right? You said that, but that's time too.
I've been hearing Venom's not that bad.
Made like $80 million this weekend.
They're really?
Yeah. There's a lot of people who are just like,
I actually... I think everyone is going in with really
little expectations. And most people in Shima Nana will
like, oh, it's great.
I think what I heard was that it was just terrible trailers.
Oh, made it look really cheesy or something?
Yeah, I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard resoundingly it's okay.
You know who you should never ever listen to when you're deciding whether or not to see
a Tom Hardy movie?
You should never listen to Tom Hardy.
Tom Hardy always talks the most amount of shit about his best movies.
Yeah, he talked a lot of shit about mad man.
He talked a lot of shit.
He apologized.
He apologized.
Yeah, good on him.
Yeah, he was like bitch about the director.
He's like, I don't know what he's doing on this.
Yeah.
And then it came out.
I never loved it.
He's like, I was wrong.
I was wrong.
I can see it.
I think he's like, I don't know, like some weird reverse I call it.
No, he was even like, I couldn't see the vision.
Like in the moment, I didn't have the same vision he did.
And he was right.
Tom Hardy.
Very, very big man to say something like that. Absolutely. Yeah. very few people would say that. I've seen compilations of him just
staring out people at reporters asking him questions. He'll do that. Someone ask you a question
He'll just be like what are you on about and he just seems so mean and intimidating
I would never want to ask him a question. Is it better or worse than Mark Ruffalo's spoiling infinity war?
That's unfuckin' believable.
Yeah, that's a go by the way.
That is unbelievable, dude.
He was at Comic Con this weekend and I...
He get away with that.
I saw him in the green room and I was like,
so tempted to go over to him and ask him about that.
But I was like, no, he's probably heard so much shit from that.
I don't even want to open that gate.
He's great.
You know what I can't make hands or tails of?
Gisakul man.
That looks terrible.
What do you mean you can't make hands or tails over it?
I was the longest trailer I've ever seen.
It was like in a five minutes long.
I was like, I don't know.
It looks like garbage.
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
What did you like in it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
The logo's also not centered and it bothers me.
Where is the logo up?
What are you talking about?
In the trailer when like,
Awkoman comes up,
it's like, I forget what letter it is,
but it's like not centered with the graphic they have there.
Someone didn't use the grid.
Took the A.
Yeah.
The middle of the word.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah.
Uh, I might be in my feet.
My feet.
I might be in my feet.
I might be in my feet.
I might be in my feet.
Don't start this.
Oh.
This Rishi logo not being like centered in any way any way, it drives all of our fucking designers.
I mean, how do you center a cultural and some teeth?
Oh, can we probably make the Roushie smaller,
probably if we redid it today,
because then you could center it up a little bit better,
because it's like, it's Roushie's centric.
You could also call a company something else that we did it to.
We probably can do that too.
It might be anything else. A good idea. company something else that we did it. We probably can do that too. I might be proud. My God. Anything else.
Oh, good. I do. Rest your teeth.
Did we watch that? What do we call it? Cheers.
That's a good one. I've no idea how many times I have to fucking explain what it was.
God's new answer answer. Oh, yeah. I heard it. So what's that off-center? That's fine.
Maybe they fixed it on this, but when you watch it in the movie theater, it's not centered at
it. I know. I can't forget the sacrament. I don't know.
None of it looked like any of it was bad people in it.
Like if you take out every shot that contains real stuff,
shot in a camera, that trailer would be like 30 seconds long.
It's all CG, it's like an animation movie.
I like the Transformers trailer.
So that will be, yeah, the new one looks pretty good.
Shoei, Shoei, segue this into talking about
how we're doing comic books with DC. Oh, never a bad idea. You guys want to shoot an aqua anymore this and talk about how we're doing comic books with DC?
Oh, I forgot.
Yeah, you guys want to shoot on Aquaman anymore for we talking about how we're doing so much DC.
I can't wait for the DC for the Aquaman Genlock crossover.
Yeah, the Aquaman visits Genlock.
Look how sent that day is with the sea.
D.C.
That's perfectly symmetrical.
Yeah, we announced a comic on this weekend that I think Ruby and Jenlock and then hopefully other other
RT animation products will be doing comics with DC and that's like the coolest fucking thing ever pretty fucking goal
when I when I shed on Aquaman do I have to disclose that we have the same parent company
I think you know that you praise Aquaman
So you think that'll be a bad film. Sorry. I'm just like, I'm just gonna run that into the ground.
18G time Warner.
Think I wanted everything, don't think?
That meant Disney.
That meant Disney.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, lemme.
Are you excited about Captain Marvel?
No.
That trailer means nothing to me.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
I feel like I'm excited just from the way Infinity War ended.
I'm excited in that regard as well. But I just want Infinity War, I'm not. I feel like I'm excited just from the way Infinity War ended. I'm excited in that regard as well,
but I just want Infinity War two to come out.
Is there a reason to call it?
I didn't call it.
They haven't said yet.
Eric, do you know?
Unmasked.
Did you feel like the post credits on Ant-Man two
was the best one yet?
You remember what I'm talking about?
I do like it.
I do like it.
It was kind of a sorbet after like that movie,
like a cleanse the palette.
You know what I'm saying?
I just wrote everyone in the cinema
I was in was just like,
whoa, what?
Yeah, the infinity war one with the city street,
it was cool to see Nick Fury,
but the whole Captain Marvel tie-in thing.
Yeah.
Yeah. Chris, you don't know what tie-in thing. Eh, yeah.
Chris, you don't know what the fucking symbol is.
Yeah, I know I did.
But you go back and watch it, you'll know what it is.
I mean, you know what I thought it was?
I thought it was Nova.
The Nova Corps.
Scotia?
Yeah, because a little star.
I just thought it was, because they've introduced Xandar
in the Guardians of Galaxy.
And they destroyed it off camera.
Right, right.
And I thought, well, maybe they destroyed it
then the Nova Corps became the person Nova. Nova's, you got like a gold helmet. So I thought maybe
they're punk introducing that, but that was like, why would Nova be a big fucking deal?
What's this about? Pierre Lamar. And that was wrong. It's Captain Marvel. Yeah.
Who apparently has been around this whole time. This is like the 70s. And they just didn't have her.
I don't know. I don't know. I felt like that that teaser didn't do anything for me.
It'll be a good movie though. I'm sure it will.
Marvel is just a cool.
Yeah.
Do you think Hawkeye melted into pieces?
I think it a me too thing.
Only the left half of him.
I'm serious.
Oh, is that why?
Yeah, I think I think Hawkeye or Jeremy Renner.
Jeremy Renner, not Hawkeye.
I don't know these days.
I think it's what I think he didn't he?
Am I I don't know man?
I just tell you for memory. I was all looking up. You he didn't eat. Am I, I don't know man. I just tell him for memory.
I was all looking at him.
Yeah, yeah.
It was like, yeah, heavy, I can't reach it.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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Listen, dude, there's a wide spectrum at this point.
I have a question about the Awward, right?
What is the Awward?
Redundant.
Bradet Fasker.
In reference to the me, too.
Rootabaga.
Stuff.
Ronaldo.
Yes.
What is it?
Now I'm really confused by what Barbara said.
Rotary?
The Awward and Reddick and me, too. What is it now I'm really confused by what Barbara said rotary Or what I
Sexual
Respondent
Ragama, oh, I thought he meant retard sorry to say that word, but I thought that's recycling dice the what I was
I'm so confused
ramifications what would you
She thought you were saying rape I I thought oh also bad other one Who's ramifications? What were you doing? When will it end? I don't know.
She thought you were saying rape.
I thought you were saying.
Also bad.
The other one.
I mean, that's just a word.
At some point, we had to discuss,
discuss, discuss, like,
you can use that word when you're talking about a rape, right?
When you're referring to it again.
But the word retarded,
I always thought that that was a word that,
like you shouldn't call that to someone, but I always thought that that was a word that, like you shouldn't call that to someone,
but I always thought that was actually a word
that you would use if something was retarded,
like something to slow something down,
then like a flame could be retarded.
No, that's a termineviation too.
Yeah, right?
But it's like, I feel like the word itself now
is completely unusable.
Oh, I agree with that.
Well, it's kind of happy.
Not that I've ever used it in, you know,
what it was actually meant for.
Right.
Kind of like how people don't use the F word for cigarettes anymore.
Yeah, they do.
They do.
I think in the UK.
In UK.
Yeah, that word means it's not offensive at all.
It's not offensive in the United States.
Well, I mean, it's context-based.
Yeah.
What's to get?
It's no context.
But now I feel like something being retardant.
Well, I feel like it's weird, right?
Like, I mean, it's not a point.
Have you ever sat in the plane, you know, when you're, when you're on a commercial plane
before you take off, if the pilots go through their pre-flight checklist and they're testing all the systems,
you know, and that you can hear like the, the alarms go off.
It's like terrain, terrain, and there's one that goes, right, pull up.
There's one that goes retard, retard, retard.
And I feel weird when I sit there and I'm like,
that seems really bizarre, but you know, that's,
I guess, there is.
There is.
Yeah, there is.
It's an alarm and a blind, yeah.
I mean, a big airliner.
It'll say that for sure.
So yeah, it's all about context as well, I guess.
Like, yeah, I just feel like some words gone,
no matter what the context.
I feel like they're just off limits now. No matter what the context. I feel like they're just off limits now.
No matter what the context is,
well, what, what, what, what,
I mean, give me an example, you say like that.
I kept the retarded alarm, it's gonna go away.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about anything.
No, really?
Right?
And there's so much training that goes into that.
It's like a term, yeah.
I mean, listen, you wanna replace an alarm
on an airliner that the Kyrz passengers?
That's a big, big debate.
If it's a just, a just, a just.
And you're like, what does that mean?
Like, you don't want to have a moment where the pilots are like, that's not what I was,
the alarm I was expecting.
I think I sent you a link to this a few weeks ago, but there was a plane crash in China
because the, the, the, the pilots were not extremely fluent in English.
That sucks.
And one of the alarms started going off.
And the alarm that was going off said, terrain, pull up, pull up.
And you can hear on the cockpit voice recorder in Chinese, they're asking each other, what
does pull up mean?
Oh, no.
So I mean, there's a lot of
training that goes into those ones, not just for English speakers, but for people who
speak English as a second language. Like you change that. And then there's like, there's
a whole world of aviation. Your heart often does aviation get updated or change? I think
it's, I think it's rare. I swear I've needed this. I'm done. I'm about, I was starting to like a video to show you guys.
Now I just got random shit.
Sorry, how embarrassing.
I'm embarrassed for you.
I was recording game time today with Ellie
and her phone kept going off like,
every like, no, like a message, like a thing,
you know, like that.
I don't care.
I was like, my, my inclination was go,
hey, turn that off.
But then I'm like,
I would imagine that it'd be a part of the more annoying
for the listener though.
It's part of life, but it's also just silence it.
Yeah, you're recording audio, I can see.
I get it.
I mean, I used to bitch at me because I had my phone flash,
but that was exactly for that reason.
So it wouldn't vibrate on the desk.
I don't like that your phone flashes
because when you're out of the car,
it doesn't even work because you bitch.
All of a sudden your fucking flash goes off and everybody looks like you're taking a phone.
Once again, context, a flash doesn't always mean someone took a picture.
Everything's comfortable.
99% of the people will think that's what that means.
Right, but I'm saying it's 2018, get with it.
No.
Nobody else uses the fucking right phone.
Get with it.
The whole world get with it.
Yeah.
To what Gavin wants to use his phone with a light.
Why is it an option then?
Because it's in your fucking pocket anyway.
So you're never gonna see the fucking light to begin with.
Put it on vibrate.
It's on the table.
When I'm at work, when it goes,
it's like, I'll check my phone in a bit.
Why don't you keep it in your pocket later vibrate?
I don't know, just sit down with a phone in my pocket.
You know I'm an Apple Watch.
I thought you had an Apple Watch, you're not gonna have a phone.
Where's your phone right now?
Is it in your pockets?
It's a right here.
No, nevermind, all right, hurtfully.
Oh, because it's big, it like bet.
I broke my phone because I have a lot of big things in my pocket.
That's the other two is like, when we are filming something on set
and we have extras in the back.
The one of the jobs as an extra is you have to mill about,
and like talk to people and have these same
nonsensical conversations
about a thousand times.
I mean, takes there are.
The one thing that we tell you is
everybody put away your phones.
I'm like, fucking get your phones out.
That's what 90% of people are doing
when they're in the background of anything they begin with.
This is just like.
Oh, background acts is a terrible now
because they don't know what to do
because they can't use their phones.
They're like, what are we telling not to't we tell them not to have their phones?
I was just like, yeah, go, go,
go read CNN.
That's a good point.
Text each other, whatever.
I've got a subway.
Showing someone a picture or something on Reddit.
Right.
Speaking of phones,
then anyone get the new iPhone?
No.
No.
So I've, I've, I've broken the phone.
I was using Samsung for a while.
Then I got an iPhone, I've brought, smashed it
because I was go-cutting, and it broke in my pocket.
Where'd you go, Kurt?
K1.
I took a left turn really hard and it's exploded.
And then I got the new one.
Do you know how miserable it is to get a new iPhone now
if you've already got one?
So I have four email addresses,
like YouTube accounts, personal one, work one.
And I set up my new phone to restore from my last backup.
And all it did was be like, enter your password
for this email account, and then it would throw up another one.
And because I had four, it would just keep going over
the other one.
So the point where I couldn't do anything,
I had to quickly, like, and then another one would come up.
And I just had to wait for that to go like,
do, do, do, do, do, do.
Once I got through that, that took me like 40 minutes,
just to enter my passwords.
Then the phone just starts downloading in the background,
gets really hot for about three days.
Because my backups big,
and I've got like a ton of stuff in the cloud,
and it's restoring all the apps,
the first like three days of using an iPhone is terrible.
What a shitty experience.
I hate it.
Is that happened with any other phone update that you've done?
I don't know, I've not, the same happened with Tony's phone.
Like she can enter her passwords and then her phone was hot and the battery just rinsed
itself until it was finished.
Now it's horrible.
What shitty trillion dollar company decision?
I'd say one thing they did, they really upset.
Rick, why don't you do it via USB?
Yeah, do it back up to a local computer.
Yeah, but there's nothing on the computer.
Well, you can put your phone in the computer.
Yep, just do it, run it back up.
And then you pull it off.
And then you pull off like 10 minutes later.
Well, I mean, that pull off the local stuff.
That stuff in the cloud that also has to sink to it.
You sunk your entire cloud,
all your pictures and everything?
Well, it has to like index everything in like photos.
It may not be on the device, but it's, you know what I mean?
You can back it up local.
I think you can back it up.
Luckily.
And at some point,
you should just start over with a new phone, like fresh.
Start new.
No backup, no restore from an old phone.
I feel like I go back to so much old stuff all the time.
No, no.
We still do that.
This last time with this phone, it was great.
Yeah, great to see.
You can still do that.
You can still at later, like say,
hey, I want to see my photos.
Let me sign in and get my stuff.
But just restoring from like your old, like,
mirror image of your phone that's up there.
A bad idea.
Yeah, I feel like I'm dragging 10 years worth of shite.
Yeah, you're talking about that.
You're James Sung with something great.
In that regard, didn't I?
That fix a lot of issues for me and then introduce other,
like, nothing's perfect.
Nothing's perfect.
Nothing's perfect.
Except for Gus.
Although I gotta say this, I 9, there's a terrifying feature.
Is it an iOS 9? But I always think what?
It's trying to 12.
Sorry, my car's just updated to 9.
They completed my fucking dashboard for my car's entirely different today.
Did I like it? Did it get hot?
It looks like mine now.
Is it? Is it like a years?
Oh, it's hot. I gotta fucking conform to what you're doing.
Yeah. Some of the things.
Welcome to the future.
But uh, whatever the new iOS is.
12. 12, 12.
12.
That one has a feature in it
that is automatically turned on,
as far as I can tell,
that gives me a report.
It's a screen time.
Oh, I like it.
It's horrifying.
Okay, how much do you use your phone to date?
Everyone, let's compare.
I post it on my journal.
Too much.
I open my phone 85 times in a day.
I think I do more than that
Let's see that's mental. I always see you as someone who's very busy
Yeah, but I'm doing stuff. Yeah, minus 59. You know how many times I pick up my phone in a day. Hi
121 that's your you have a problem Gus
121 that's your you have a problem Gus
You got to scroll down one pick up every X how many minutes total pick
Does it say that you do a calculation on it how long you awake say 16 hours so 16 hours time 60 minutes That's 960 minutes and 60 minutes divided by 121 pickups. That's a pick up every eight minutes. Eight minutes for 16 hours a day. I do average three per hour.
So eight minutes or what? Seven an hour? Yeah, and what you're most used at Safari.
Shut up. I'm pretty sure it's Pokemon go.
I've been playing Pokemon Go with Teddy. Hold on, I'll find out.
I use my phone three hours, 19 minutes a day.
That's down 11% from last week.
I spend almost no time.
I was depressing.
I spend almost 24 hours in the week on the phone.
That's one day out of the week.
No, that's gonna be like idling.
Are you gonna use it to sleep or anything like that? No. Are you gonna use it to do what you video and fall asleep or anything like that?
No. Okay.
Are you gonna use it to like schedule downtime for many apps or anything like that?
No.
No.
I'm gonna go for the high score.
Or Apple.
Do you know what the best feature on iOS on it?
I also don't like that my phone tells me to do stuff now.
Like it says, hey, send a message to Gavin.
I hate that.
What is that?
What are you talking about?
Like when you scroll down, it's like, it's like, it tries to predict what you want to do. Scroll down for what? Yeah,
but there's nothing about this that would predict what I want to do. You don't want to send me a
message? I hate not. I'm using your name. All right, let me see. Where's the thing? Where's
screen time? Where's this thing? It's in settings. Settings. And what? Screen time?
Now, if you go to settings and search for screen time, you'll find it. All right. I was under general. How many notifications per hour? You don't want to know. You got a lot of notifications.
What are you doing over there? I get too many notifications. I need to get the
app to send you to. I use it for social networking most reading and reference next.
Me too. Productivity is next. I feel like my productivity and my reading and reference
that gets me out of, gets me out of feeling bad about myself.
Do you know what the best feature in iOS 12 is?
What?
It has your text codes on a button.
Oh, yeah.
So for two steps, you don't have to actually go in the mess.
It was doing that for a while.
It was pretty cool where it would,
you know what, I still can't believe,
maybe they fixed it, I haven't done one
since I updated my phone, I don't think.
How can it be in the same age?
2018, almost 2019.
And when you go to make a conference call,
first of all, who the fuck is making these conference calls?
Oh my God.
Where the conference calls numbers are longer
than the fucking phone number.
It's like a seven digit code.
Why?
Why?
There's not, what is that?
Like 10 million calls going on right now.
You know, I remember once there were nine.
You need three numbers at most, maybe.
Yeah.
It's insane.
Gus?
Let's stop it.
Let's start a conference call company
and guarantee our users two digit codes.
And also, when I go to dial,
I got to join a conference call
to my meeting and my calendar. I click on the phone to dial it,
and then it goes over the phone, dials it,
and then the conference number's gone.
If I'm lucky, the person submitted it
with like a semicolon.
And then the number, so then at least it appears
up there at the top.
The moment I start to type it in, it's gone.
What, there's sometimes, sometimes it'll carry that over,
and there'll be a button that says,
enter, and then the code, and you you push that and it puts it in.
I don't know why you can't paste into a phone number.
You can before you code.
But when you actually need to paste the code,
No, you're fucked.
It's, yeah.
Fuck you.
Type it in.
Everything's really, as everything gets better, they're annoying things that are really pokey.
Billion dollar idea.
Interregister your voice signature
with a conference service.
And then you call, I say, who are you?
Bernie Burns, you're great.
We have your conference that you're supposed to be in.
And then you can say, my voice is my password.
Thank you for my voice is my password.
Exactly right.
So you're saying one unified conference
cool company.
No, it's just company that does that,
but every sign's up for it because
fuck it, the other ones,
we could punch it in bridges. Seven digit code. Or if it's just company that does that, but every sign's up for it because fucking the other ones. We could put them into code.
Or if it's new, you're fucking phone number.
Right.
Like I'm calling from this number, this who I am,
you verify it like every other fucking service in the world.
God, where's what's fucking telecom, dude?
That everything that you think you still get,
it's all wrong.
Everything in the industry.
What's that?
You left the telecom.
I had to leave.
You should have stayed and came over to this one.
You were in it and then you left. We got fucking cars figureds. I had to leave. You should have stayed and came over to this one. You were in it. And then you left.
We got fucking cars figured out. I can fuck on my phone.
Bip cars here.
I had a JD and I with the library today had to run them down
to his mom's house. Oh, by the way, this is rare moment.
I'm super happy with the construction
that is taking place in Austin.
Are they at put?
Dude, they've made so much progress.
Fly the banners.
This is a whole new world.
I hope you all are ready for this.
That airport, they now have like way too many parking garage.
Have you seen the new garage?
No, no, no, no, no, fuck that place.
No, no, fuck that.
No, fuck that.
I hate that.
It's about to be so good.
Then, I can't say where,
but I was driving JD to his mom's house.
They have, wasn't he driving?
Actually, he was driving.
He was driving, actually.
And I was like, where are we going?
And he goes, oh, we go this way now.
And there's an underpass where there used to be like a light
where cars would stretch out.
Like it was the fucking apocalypse.
And now it's an underpass and they got it done.
Do you remember they opened the underpass
going to the airport?
Yeah, that was like amazing.
Something Austin was a city where you get to the airport
without going through a red light.
I'm making like an express fly over to the airport.
Yeah, they're working on 183 over there
to get that done.
They have another up to have two ways
to get to the airport without a light.
They're working on a runway too.
What's a henway?
Buffa bounce.
All right, everyone.
Before we go, I feel obligated to plug some of the
Ristcheet Halloween merchandise.
You go for it.
Gavin is wearing a...
Nobody in the candy eats some candy.
Okay.
We got some Ristcheet candles.
We sell candles for Halloween.
It's spooky.
Spooky candles.
There it is.
And there's a bunch of others.
And so what do you got? You got the team 100 shirt on.
We got a wrist teeth one that looks like the wrist teeth candle.
Who's my number three?
You made a wrist teeth merch short too.
That's up right now. You can go watch it.
Yeah, I got Joel in it.
So check it out.
Rare appearance by Joel and a short fight.
The fact that Joel you should watch it. All right, everybody. So check it out. Rare appearance by Joel in a short fight. The fact Joel, he should watch it.
All right, everybody.
We'll see you guys next time.
Bye.
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