Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie the Hamburgler - #489

Episode Date: April 24, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss food sent to space, flight incidents, 15 years of Rooster Teeth, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm Barbara. Hitchy Boy Ready. And Gus. You guys get one free lunch, and you get all air again in the other day, and you start filming yourselves. Well, they got that fucking free-dubbed office, pal. Yeah, it works.

You say how well lit that room is now? It's really a real room. It looks like shit before, to be honest. I mean, these guys were like, it was bad. And this looks tremendous now. We should just have a shot on them, the whole podcast that we just cut back to just to remind ourselves how nice it is.

Can we do it from in there? Can we just swap seats? It's a good point. Yeah. Put a camera to the window so we can see some of them. Ooh, la, la. When I came in, I drove by the office on, for those of you listening to the audio podcast our control booth got to make over and they have like wood up that matches the

I that you didn't even notice that also it looks like a real office now I came in over the weekend and as I was driving into the the gate I saw strange truck parked out back a strange truck. I was like that's weird. I don't know I just don't recognize it. I was like, that's weird, I don't know. I truck you didn't recognize it. I was just a little bit nervous. I was like, I don't know who that is. That's truck the third truck. So I'm gonna, I better walk through stage five, make sure everything's okay in there. So I pull my car around and the bay doors are open.

And I'm like, oh shit. Like are we being robbed right now? So like I get out my phone and I'm like, I have like nine, one, and I'm like, walking in the door, looking around. And then like Sam walks out. He's like, oh, hey, what's going on? I'm like, I have like nine, one, and I'm like, walking in the door, looking around, and then like Sam walks out. He's like, oh, hey, what's going on? I was like, oh, thank God.

I was like, oh. That's strange, was this truck? It's like, I didn't recognize it. It's the weekend. It's like, why is there a truck there? They look like they're on the enterprise or something. Yeah. Okay, guys, don't know that.

It's so cool. I mean, you go there, enterprise. Well, before, it's like all the equipment was there. Like, it looked cool with the equipment, but the room itself looked like shit, and now it doesn't look like shit. Well, it was the same office as when we first moved into this building that was all like old motel rooms and stuff,

right? So it still had that same front zero paneling or anything, just like it was sets from dust to dawn. Yeah, from the television series. And they had to tear them down contractually, because they had to leave the space as you found it basically. And they were saying, if you don't want us to tear these things down, we can just give them to you guys.

Like, fuck yeah, we'll do that. Oh yeah. So I guess they assume we shot some motels short or something. We just turned it into offices. You and I when we first moved in Shredder and office and I think we had like fake blood on our roof. Yeah, it's on the ceiling. It was like splattered up.

Yeah. Gross. I just want to show some really quick before we go. This is somebody said this our roof. Yeah, it's on the ceiling, it was like splattered up. Yeah. Gross. I just wanna show something really quick before we go. This is, somebody said this in this all time, all time ash sent this in from Twitter to everybody. It came to me though, I guess, care of me to everybody. So this is a pillow that was sewn for the 15th anniversary of a bunch of different shows. Oh, sorry.

They're camera operator earning their pay. Ooh. I'll throw it in. I'll throw's right. I'll throw it in. It's a different track. Oh, they're not tracking anymore. They're not tracking anymore. They're not tracking anymore. They're not tracking anymore.

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I miss the achievement on a one and a presentation lunch, right? And now I miss this one for achievement. I know yeah, you did I go I I'm owed two Fogo's by someone No, you're not a shit motherfucker. Why? Because you're so good work less. How about that? I go Fogo Foma What did you stop? Stop straddling between these responsibilities. What did you pick, slide all the way through there? How about that? So your foe-goad? Toad?

Oh, I get it. Thanks for that. If I have to explain, I probably wasn't that good to begin with. I don't know, but you've ever managed to want to fall asleep at this point. I'm so full. We have chicken sandwiches here for dinner. I know, what are you guys doing?

I feel like- Anybody eat any or is that thing still full? I had one. Oh, I did. You might be the only one who ate it. Could you eat one, Mark? If I gave you like $20, could you eat it? Absolutely.

Really? I don't know if I could at this point. Could I give you $40 to eat two? Four, yeah. Okay. You're gonna eat 40 bucks? Would you say I'm just, yes. Yeah.

Oh, really? Right now. Just get them done throughout the puckass and then you're good. I'm like 10. That's a lot. This is what you try to make me eat that 14. $40 is just like most of a video game.

Yeah, I'm like, I'm ready to put you into the end of our food challenge day. I felt so bad. You get about halfway through anything and then you started to like, let's just say after that, I know why they're called cheese curds. So fucking gross.

Yeah. That was a good day. That was a fun. The chat took her fan one of ones asking how big the sandwiches are. They've got countless sandwiches. They're not that big. They're not that big. They're not that big.

Just so she can sandwich a size. So to set this up, we went to Fogueta Chao, which if you're not familiar with that, is a Brazilian. I say Chorosaka. Is that the name? Yeah. I thought it's a place where they these cowboys come around and they have Count meat on these swords and then they cut it for you and they have a little red card in green card

We've talked about it before in the podcast. Oh my gosh. That is $40. How these are heavy. Oh my god, I feel like an asshole like Boi Tuchi sandwiches for How these are heavy. Oh my god, I feel like an asshole like won't eat two cheese sandwiches for whoo For 40 bucks. I think it's good good cash for time It's not good for an audio podcast though. Yeah, but this is a video. Yeah, we're in the future video. That's true It was video if it eats one is he get 20 or is it only two or nothing? That's two or nothing. It's not. It's not, yeah. There's no participation trophy. All right, that's what we're looking at.

For a second. Well, I just remembered the whole time you ate like 16 tacos. And you were there. But then he threw up, right? He threw up, but he- He played way more density than that. I did. But he's got a big base of Fogo in there this way.

So, when tacos, my whole abdomen's hard as a rock. I've got to poke the rock solid. It was horrible. That whole experience was terrible. How often does it happen to you guys where you eat too much that it's hard to breeze? What day is today? What day?

It's been at least four hours. Did that do that and you weren't even holding it? It's never me that does it. It's putting it down. I took a little bite. I don't want to eat on Mike, but if you want 40 bucks, dude, I get me to do it. If you if you take one massive bite every five minutes, you'll get through I just don't know 40 bucks now. No, no.

No, I'm damn. Did you see the I can't I want the 40 bucks, but now do you see the Tom Scott video that came out the other day where he sent bread to the edge of space? No. Why? Yeah, what? You know, he said that there people always do like publicity stunts where they send food to space. No.

What are you talking about? What food? What food? We didn't like sent pizza or... You've never heard of that before. You've never seen that, it's a very popular type of video. People will send stuff up, I don't know what they're about. What do you send to space?

What do people send to space as a joke? Have you seen sitcoms? I mean, do I have to explain? Where do we start with explaining basic things? Have you seen videos of people sending stuff to the edge of space on what balloons? I have to say sick about that. I mean, by edge of space,

you mean like to the atmosphere? They go to the edge of the earth and they lean over. I have to... Why are you here? Okay, let's start with balloons. Does everyone understand what a fucking balloon is? Yeah. No. Okay, so Tom Scott...

Are we getting garlic bread? Decided to make a video to send garlic bread to the edge of space so he would attach it to a weather balloon and he said that in other videos he would see people send stuff up. Jolly. But don't eat it. So he wanted to send it up and then eat it when it came back down to Earth. Oh, so we have to be at the line. Oh, you have to be at the line because I feel like a bad idea. I feel like it would be really cool. It came back down to earth. Oh, so we had to be at the landing side.

I feel like it'd be really cool. It landed in Spain. Hey, who is this guy? I just saw his videos for the first time recently. Tom Scott. But what is he? He does very interesting little Tom Scott. No, Tom Scott.

No, he does look familiar though. Not the guy who does ASDF. No, that's Tom Scott. Oh, I'm going to close. Yeah, so on the way down, they had built this little actuator and spring into it so that the bread wouldn't be ruined when it was at a thousand meters. They closed, you're protected. A thousand meters?

I feel like if the bread had been at the edge of space, you've got to eat it. That's not the edge of space, is it? It closed on the way down. It went all the way up and then on the way down, it closed. So is it just really cold? Yeah, the one that goes all the way up is like frozen in the middle. Oh wow.

Maybe you hold it up to your ear, can you hear the moon? At that point. Let me eat the rest of the y'all's or to jump by. They eat terrestrial bread and then stratospheric bread and then compare it to. Were they both delicious still? I like the guy who shows up who made, who quote unquote, made the garlic bread.

He's like, yeah, I made this garlic bread myself this morning. I mean, aside from the buggett, it's like, so. What did you, you just put garlic bread on fucking bread? I think that is what I mean. You come out and you say you made garlic bread. I should be sharing a credit in the video. I'm the guy that like put the butter in the garlic on the bread. I made this garlic bread, except for the bread part.

And the garlic. I think that's so fair to say. I think if you take two pieces of bread and put peanut butter in gel, you made a peanut butter in jelly sand. If you make pasta, you don't make the garlic. I think that's so fair to say. I think if you take two pieces of bread and put peanut butter and jelly, you made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. If you make pasta, you don't make the pasta. But he's like, he said, it was like, okay, it's a slippery slope you got me on here. No, no, no, I agree. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

it's just garlic bread. I see it, which is a different thing. You know, what makes the garlic bread, it's the garlic in the whatever shit you got on there, seasoning, right? Yeah, so you take bread and you put that shit on bread, it's the garlic in whatever shit you got on there, it's seasoning, right? Yeah. So if you take bread and you put that shit on bread, you made garlic.

If I buy a fucking plain donut and I put chocolate frosting on it, I didn't make a chocolate donut. You made a chocolate frosting on it. I totally did. I did not. It's just a fucking donut that I made worse. You frosted a donut. I frosted a donut.

Right? If you take a bagel and you put cream cheese on it, what'd you make? You put cream cheese on it, what'd you make? A cream cheese. You put cream cheese on a bagel. I mean, you don't say I made it. I always say I made anything. I said I made a cream cheese bagel for breakfast.

I also wouldn't show up on a set and be like, what's up everybody? Listen, I made a cream cheese bagel. So everybody shout out to me. What if it was about to go to space, you might say that. He bought garlic bread. He bought bread and put garlic on it. That's not, nah, I'm you might say that. He bought garlic bread. He bought bread but garlic on it. That's not, no, I'm with Gus on that. Yeah, it's a secret.

Although he must have been heating. A little clarification. Preferred heated up because it had the bread, the butter melted into the bread and everything. And then it went up and got frozen again. How do you know the bread? I'm not, I'm out. I'm shifting over here.

My opinion on garlic bread is changing. Can bread freeze without? It's the only thing that can't freeze. It's literally the only thing. Is there enough moisture in a loaf of bread to freeze? I wonder if you can freeze the solid, right? You can kill some of the loaf of bread. What do you think there's no moisture in bread?

I was just trying to remember. I was like, what is that moisture in toast? You can freeze a rock. You're kind of dehydrated, right? So toast can't freeze is what you say. What does freezing mean to you? Make it solid? What does freezing mean?

Just make it super cold. Like it goes below freezing and then it's frozen. So can I freeze a rock? If I put a rock in the freezer and it gets down to like negative 40 degrees. Is it cold or does it only change density? Well, it has to have liquid in it. No, why? Because it's freezing, it has to have liquid in it. Nope, why?

To keep it easy. It has to freeze water? How do you freeze a solid? That's the question I'm asking you. Right, that's where we're gonna get this the point. Does it need to have liquid to freeze? Toast isn't a solid. If I get a rock wet and put it in the freezer,

does that freeze it? The wool is like freezing it. See, there you go. So what does it matter? So you made a watery rock. Does water, I wonder if there's any rocks that water in So what is the matter? So you made a, you made a watery rock. Just water? I'm supposed to see rocks have water in that. Is that possible? Oh, yeah.

Have you ever seen the column in Hydros? You can get like rocks that have like tiny bits of water in them from like millions of years ago. So if you froze it would break the rock probably. So sometimes I'll have bubbles for air, so maybe it'll expand, but I'm sure some would break. That would get bubbles for air. The water would dry.

No, because it's sealed. But right, so then if it's, if it's, do you remember that rock with guts? That would freeze. Rock, oh, that was weird. What are you talking about? So like living rock. Didn't they like cut it open and it had shittin' it?

All my things on the house. They'd be pretty close. Yeah, by shittin' it like, you'd stop. You don't mean feces in the rock. No, that would be impressive as far as stuff. In it. And barred to stuff.

So does that, okay, so what I wanna know now is if you have some toast, like some really well done toast and you leave it in the freezer all night, is it too cold to eat the next day? I don't think anything is too cold to eat. Well, like you couldn't eat just a piece of bread because it'd be really rock solid and you'd probably break your teeth on it.

That's true. But if toast is so dehydrated that none of the moisture can freeze, maybe you can just get it down. I don't think it'd be too hard to eat. I don't think so either. So someone in chat needs to freeze toast right now and let us know. I think it also depends on how thick the bread is. There's a lot of factors that go with it.

So by your logic, I can freeze bread, but I can't freeze croutons right right cuz croutons are just toast right croutons in the UK yeah yeah see the salad you calm crowns or something stupid like that not croutons okay speaking of bread you see that have you been to that new rudies yet that just they fill it so what's the new rudies I do that I sent you a message from there oh you did okay I told you it was open. Oh, okay. I got the thumbs up. Yeah, yeah.

I did, it wasn't clear that I was there. Okay, yeah. But I put it on my Instagram story, which clearly you're a big follower. No, thanks for that. I, uh, you know, one of the two people I follow. I had, I had, they give you way too much bread there. It was my second between the bread.

Okay, there's no such thing. They didn't give you enough. What are you talking about? If you go there with a ton of people, they won't give you enough. Oh, and I go there for like myself and Esther. And it's like, I don't need three quarters of a loaf of bread.

See, to me, that's not somewhere I go with just one of the person. It's like a group event. It's like, hey, we're all getting riddies. I remember we used to go to riddies all the time, back when we lived down south. We'd go with Michael and Lindsay a lot, and then we'd go swimming.

It was so good. I was thinking about that the other day. We used to do that like, it felt like every weekend. We sometimes used to go swimming at lunch. Yeah, Lunchtime swimming. I, uh, I will go to Reese if I want like a really quick like low carb meal, but then it's always once I get there and I order everything and I order all low carb stuff. They go, do you want half a little for bread? I'm like, yeah, I do. And I always take the half loaf of bread. What is the best side dish with barbecue? Uh, garly breakfast space. I'm gonna go out of Olive Gar,

you know what I call breadsticks from space. I like the cream corn. What was the conclusion of the super space experiment? Oh, and we've done everything else and we just do like random shit on YouTube now that like we've reached the limits now. Sure.

You know the videos we've made as a company. Yeah. I mean, some of those seem justified. We never said bread into space. I feel like we're behind We need to we need to have a video where we send something to space we sent one of those chicken sandwiches up into space We'll send a bunny hat into space and see if it lands on someone. Oh, I saw a burning hat right over there We should send some home slice into space. Why why why not why waste food because the whole interesting thing there is this home slice pizza Just eat home slice. That's enough. I ate home slice. Maybe they'll see the video and send us free home slice.

Mine blown. I saw. What's it? It can only go so high because the Williams pop. Oh, I found out somebody was in town because they were eating home slice. Who's that? Alana.

Oh, yeah. Well, she was visiting plane. Yeah, she posted on Instagram. It's just weird. It's like a weird indication that someone, I saw a home slice box. Oh, she's not. I was driving down to home slice yesterday

and you know, that area of South Congress always sucks. Like lots of cars, lots of pedestrians, you always have to be very alert when you're driving. I'm gonna come back to something about South Congress. All right, guys. South Congress. So I'm driving and with Esther, she's in the passenger seat.

She's looking out the window. When we drive, she's, you know, some pedestrian, she goes, that guy we just drove past looks like the lead singer from Queens of the Stone Age. Like, oh, really? And she starts googling, she's like, yeah, they're playing a show in Austin on Tuesday. That was definitely him.

It's like, how the fuck did you recognize him? Like, I'm just driving down the street. Like, how do you pick him out of everyone in the crowd? And she's not even like the world's biggest Queens of the Stone Age fan, and I think, how did you pick him out of the crowd and how did you recognize him? She's like, I don't know.

That's good skills. She get the faces. I guess. I'm terrible with that stuff. Yeah, unless I'm specifically looking for someone, I'm terrible. And even so, I would probably fuck it up. Your wife is having an affair.

Maybe with, he, that's why you can't tell her. I'm the only friend to tell you. That's the only answer that I could ask with me. What do you say about South Congress? So South Congress is a development, which where home slices, there's a lot of like old, Austin shops and then became new modern hipster shops. Soko.

Yeah, it's a cool part, fun part of Austin. I like the fact that the hipster part of Soko ends when you get to the meat packing company that refuses to move out of there. It's like if you bring, you're like a big fire in, bring us your deer for process. You just bring in and give it to them. So right in the middle of downtown Austin basically, there's deer process. Do they have a good back loading bay or do they just shoving dead deer through the front

door? Yeah, I guess so. I don't know what it is. You just hold it into the front. Well, the business hours are going on. And you can like, in the little process and turn into whatever for you and get some jerky if you want. I'd probably jerky takes a little bit longer. They'll probably just sell you jerky for something else.

Yeah, sausage. Did they still make glue from horse from horse? If they make glue from horse, why does that Elmer's glue have a cow on it? It was going to say, it's like a cow? It looks like a pig together. I thought it was a cow. It was the thing always freaked me out.

Is it the same cow that advertises chickfully? God damn, why don't you get to be dope that ad campaign? No idea. They stuck with that thing for like two decades. Is this still going on? I don't know. And yet we had to lose stuff like Grimmis and the hamburger gller.

Dude, if I make enough money in my life, I know I always said that I wanted to tow tow trucks, but now I want to go rob McDonald's wearing a hamburger gller costume. I just feel like it would be impossible for anybody to take you seriously because of the hamburger. Why did you need to go to money? Money for that.

What? To pay bail and stuff because you're a criminal. Yeah, why would you need the cops? Why would you need to be a really high? So I obviously don't have to blow up a building across town while I'm doing this. But that takes money. That takes money.

I don't know Bill of Inx. Okay, I'm down to rabbit hole here, guys. Elmer's glue, the mascot, is Elmer the Bull. It's a bull? Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, I can see that. You know board and milk? Are they have Bessie the cow? This is like a fan-ficked.

They are married. No way. LC had a fictional cartoon mate, Elmer the Bull, who was created in 1940, Elinter Borden's then chemical division as a mascot for Elmer's glue. The pair was given offspring, Bula and Boregaard in 1948 and twins Larabie and L'Obelia in 1957. Who the fuck?

Either one of those companies doing that job Why the fuck is there so much backstory to a fucking cartoon cow? That's me because that one people Google they find out shit like this and it's fascinating. I love so I never connected the fact of the board natto cow and Elmer's glue had a cow and apparently they're married and they're fucking doing it and apparently they're married and they're fucking doing it. What are these? We'll have chocolate. We'll have chocolate. I wanna have that one.

I wanna have it made. I wanna have it made on glue. I wanna see the horse go to glue. Every time you say horse, I'm here at horse, every single time. Horse. Horse. Horse.

Horse. Now say horse. Horse. I don't wanna see a living. I assume it's dead horses, right? Dead horses, horses. Yeah, the bones I think. Also, there's the foot, Jello, they make Jello the same way I think. Like they render, render out that feet get sticky.

I don't know. There's a whole Jerry Seinfeld bit about what you're talking about. All right. Who looked at a horse? Who's like somebody's working at the tape factory and they go, oh, this tape was sick right. And then a horse walks away and then goes, wait a minute. Yeah. It's one of my favorite stand-ins, specials of all time.

Yeah, it is. My kids used to love it. I'll see the fucking comic. Look, reading a paper. So is what? What is? The other healthy taste of their own comic line. Oh my god. Are they going to be an infinity war? in a paper. So is what? What is Oh my God. Are they are they going to be an infinity war?

Well, this Hawkeye right there. He's not even in the fucking trailer. You made it that. All right. By the way, are you like me? Are you entirely sick of the most ambitious crossover meme? Yeah. That that that that meme seems to have run its course

about 15 times at this point. I feel like the resurface is in different ways every time. Does it? Does it really? Like essentially the same way. Yeah, but just with different things. Different, yeah. That's what a meme is.

What are you drinking? Lemonade. Oh. Just I wanted to advertise Rucho-T's glossware. Did you ever get a lossy with vitamin water or somebody sued them saying they misled the public on the nutrients in their drink? And the vitamin water's response was no reasonable person

could think this is a healthy drink. Yeah, like it was like, wow, okay. Wait, about their own drink? About their own drink. That was their defense. Are you saying this is not healthy? No, no, that's not. It's sugar water. Sugar water. But it's got

It's the same with it like there's naked juice drinks. Yeah, that is awful You're you're sighing like you're defeated. No, it's only got five grams of carbohydrates. Well, that's the zero version We are you drinking the diet version, which is probably like the Zyla toll. Yeah What's the one what's one the aspartame? Aspartame. Yeah What's the one that's pertain? Aspartame. Yeah. Aspartame's real bad for you. South Congress, fucking nightmare.

They also have a candy shop down there. Big top candy shop. You've been in there? Yes. All over the place. Good place to go. We're in town for RTX. But they have this fucked up thing on that street.

Do you guys know where I'm going with this? Okay. So you go to the street, zip. You're doing the trick. That's what we're talking about. You drive in the right lane. there's slanted parking spaces. But the way that you work is you pull into a parking space and you turn to the right and pull in.

So there's slanted towards the cars. On South Congress, there's slanted the other direction so you have to go past the parking space. They make it easier to pull out of the space. They have to pull in. But then someone's always tailgating you in Austin. Oh, that's saying it's bad, it's bad design. It's easier to pull into something.

The front is pointed out. The front, so if you're, I'll try to leave the viso, okay, the parking space is lined up with traffic. So it's like they point in the direction of traffic. So you go past the space and then back into the diagonal parking space. Right. I thought it was bad.

Like I thought when you park, you meant to park with your wheel at the cut. And you can see the problem here. And the car in the fucking center didn't do it right. Right. I thought it was bad. I thought when you poked, you meant to poked with your wheel at the cut in the roll. And you can see the problem here. The car in the fucking center didn't do it right. Right. That's where they're pointed straight ahead at the camera. No one at every moment does it right.

Well, he might be coming out. And he's like, all the way side. It also, it causes this thing every time where if someone sees a spot, someone's tailing him right behind and then he has to stop put on his blinkers. Like, I want this spot in the room. spot and the person has to wait for the other Lane of traffic to pass so they could go around or someone creates this crap I'm not wrong and they pull in yeah, first anyway It's a nightmare. It's I've never seen that in any other city. I'm sure Gavin. I travel other cities

And I'm only an Austin sometimes, but I don't know who the fuck came over there. They also have an on West six street west of Lamar Just put them put them. This is bad. It's easier to get out. But I will never park in the spots because I don't want to bother trying to get into them. If someone ever leaves their hand break off, that car's gonna roll away.

Roll which way? Into the road. What are you talking about? You think a car can only roll forward? You don't think a car can roll backwards? This downhill. No, it's not. No.

So wait, dude, do the picture again. It's not like this, buddy. Yeah, they have a drainage. They're higher in the middle than they are on the end. That picture, they have a point in downwards. The fuck are you? I might just be a picture that looks like that, but no, they. Yeah, you know, you're in over here.

You better drive down a road. There's a big river in the middle of the road. You ever seen that? No. The guys are going to go like this into the middle. There's a side. What are you? What you're thinking about, Mr. Gavin Free,

what I believe you're thinking about is in places like San Francisco, California, which has a geology topography filled with hills, they will turn the wheel towards the curb, so in case their car fails, the emergency brake fails, it'll steer into the curb instead of just like driving on down the fucking hill, but you just said the road does that Okay, I Hill is a different thing than just a regular flat road you recognize that right?

Well, I'm okay, so if you put a bull down and it rolls that's what I'm on about okay Well there would roll to the side of the road. I wouldn't roll anywhere. It's a flat fucking road. It's a flat road. It's not rolling anywhere. The whole road is flat. I mean, is it flat? I mean, flat, flat, no, but it's fucking flat. Yeah.

Okay, imagine a hill that's going down and you're parking downhill. If you turn your wheel into the curb and your brake fails to go into the curb, if you turned out way, that way, you'll go into the road. But the road in Congress is not facing downwards. It's straight. So that's South Congress. Actual South Congress. Oh, there you go.

By the way, where's my phone just parking in those cars? Somebody's parked in some of these doorway. Save it just go. Yeah. What is that though? How? I mean, I don't know if someone is parked right in front of someone's, I don't really call ever being on any streets is ever to score people with park.

That is. Perpendicular to the curve. Weird panel. I'll see if you go close to that. You're close to like that windy street. It's like that. Yeah. Okay.

That's a fucked up town. There's gonna be like, there's gonna be no way people can live there. At some point, it's just like, they're not gonna have anything but tech companies and there's gonna be no way people can live there at some point. It's just like, they're not gonna have anything, but tech companies and there's gonna be no other businesses around because only these high level Silicon Valley tech companies are gonna be able to afford any of that stuff there. They'll be like no restaurants or anything like that.

This people will be able to afford it. I was talking to Alfred about that today because he's still in San Francisco. And he's talking about the cost of living there's ridiculous. I'm in mate. I'm honestly. I'm amazed that the kind of funny guy staying in San Francisco. Yeah, it is Ridiculous the cost of living there just absolutely ridiculous He said that if you're paying under $2,000 for anything you're living with at least three more people probably Actually paid a thousand dollars a month to live and shit for she was one of five roommates. Yeah. So what's the logo? What?

It's in shit. Bathrooms and shit. $1,000 a month. And try to see where it lists, where it ends up on the world, world's most expensive cities. I know. Vancouver is up there. London's got to be more expensive than San Francisco.

Now I agree. I agree. I just don't know. Is that sustainable? I would never open a business in London. Oh, whoops. I mean, what, what day is this? So we announced our plans to expand into the UK.

First, order of business there is that we're fixing the UK store, like we're getting it up to schnuff. Can I wait for it? Do you, do you wanna go to the UK? Ellie was excited about it? No, I wanna look here. You wanna stay in America? So you'd like America better.

You could play about milk. No, I like the people here, for sure. So you hate English people. And the weather. I don't know how to hang those people. But you like the sun. Yeah, there's stuff to like about both. I wouldn't live here if I hated it.

I like Austin. We should probably point something out. What? Gavin is not falling into that trend of gamer personalities, coloring their hair, stupid colors. Something happened that he's from a between the games. It's not die, it's just pain, I couldn't get off my face. Yeah, I'll go out on it later.

Chad's been asking like crazy, I've been intentionally I would imagine when I looked at him, I thought for sure. It's like a, it's also, it's also you, V-ish. It's very, very reflected. Did you, V-ish. It's a very, very reflected, really light. Did you have that light with you to, like, in case of this? I still had it on my pocket. You're probably getting cancer. It's funny, I didn't even notice that it was on your hair

for like the longest time talking to you today because you were standing in a light where I thought it was just reflecting some red into your hair from... Yeah, you came like a foot away from me, even touched my face and didn't notice. No, it wasn't until you showed me the video that happened to you. I was like, oh, it's so in your hair. He walked up on the set and he's like, hey, let me show you a video I filmed today. He showed it to me and I looked at it and I was like, oh,

and I looked at him and was like, oh, I hadn't noticed it either. It's like you just, it's like the time I saved off my beard and nobody noticed. I think I noticed that. Eventually, it's like it out. The partial rumor do something where he wore the same shirt every day for three weeks to see if anyone would notice and no one did Sounds like he would do didn't he do that like back in six or six. Yeah, nobody Live Yeah, there's a Australian broadcaster who wore the same suit every day for a year

And that the end of the year pointed out that if his female counterpart had done that even for two or three days, they would have gone after nobody said anything about the fact that he wore the exact same outfit for an entire fucking good experiment. Yeah. That's what guys really need one suit for every, every fancy occasion. How many suits you got? Seven. I own a one. I finally bought one. I've never worn it. You never had a suit. No wait What did you marry Jack and Kate you with?

I was wearing that blue suit jacket. I'll just a jacket. Yeah, you rented it. Oh never mind. Gus used to have if I may Gus used to have a vest problem. Oh, yeah, he would wear vest. It. It was the mid to late 90s. Never was cool. Never was cool. It was a different time. You mean like a waistcoat. Not like sweater vest. No, no, no, like a vest vest.

Not like a vest at a formal event. He wear a vest. Like the thing you're supposed to wear under the jacket. There you go. I think my little brother wore those when he was six to bar mitzvahs. We're probably the same time. That's very true.

We're probably the same around the same year. Late 90s. Yep. Hey, speaking 90s. Yep. Hey, speaking of which, I want to remind everyone, this episode of Roostee Podcast is brought to you by E Harmony. I don't know, that's why that's speaking of Roost. Oh, that's. It's brought to you by E Harmony.

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Why? Just to filter out people. Yeah, bots and guards. You don't have to worry so much about it. I don't think because there's a bunch of real dudes I there, but there's fake of I've never been a lady. I can't say I disagree with you. I seem like a bunch of fake fake ladies on there. Oh, probably fake everything. Yeah. Fake men. I think we're also in a different position. I'm not talking about dating sites specifically, but social media in general, where people know who we are, so we don't have that level of anonymity.

So we definitely would lean more towards being like, yeah, people should pay and have their real information. Yeah, for people to pay. For anything we had to main account. There was a dating app I used when I was single. I didn't think that whole statement, I'm just making statements. Where they would show if people were verified.

Like, they had to verify their identity. I think they would take a picture of themselves on the camera and the app would match their face with the pictures that they had on the profile and it would like show a little verified, essentially tick. I was stopping them from just holding up a picture of a picture they've given.

I mean, they say like, hold up an ad. I think it's like a couple different angles and stuff like that. Muck shot. I don't know how they would, I never did it. These are iPhone X facial detection camera. Oh, I was supposed to show a poster. Where is it?

Behind you. We put this poster on sale on the RISC store and they tweet, the RISC store tweeted a photo of it, but I felt like it didn't do it justice. It didn't do it justice. It didn't do it justice. This one is like super shiny. It's actually going over more with it right now. Yeah, I'm almost trying to angle it into the lights.

These are some high powered lights we're sitting under. Yeah, it's a limited edition red versus blue. Is that good? And foil poster. That means it's expensive. Was that the one that you showed, or someone showed at the all hands meeting and everyone went? Everyone was like, oh yeah, everyone was like was like well some of the back of it.

What's that one is not for this just send me a direct message. We should do this from my birthday party. We should sell that one on extra life or something. I don't sell but raffle it off. What birthday was that? But this isn't a birthday. This was after a tea ball game. This is, this is when I lived in Texas City. Show the photo. I'm probably, I love the gavet things that you dressed up in a baseball outfit

and got a trophy on your birthday. That's literally what he came up with when he saw that photo. I think I'm fine. It's just because it was a kid and it's a photo, you assumed it was a birthday party? No, I just had him say birthday, but it was so much. It's really weird because the way the angle

that you have it at now on the camera, it looks like your hand is round. Who are like, Adel, you're next to? It's my mother. Also, what is your baseball team name? Are you on the petite? Oh wait, no, this isn't, this is, so it was sponsored by a local kettle.

Oh, kettle. Oh, your shirt says kettle? This is a says kettle. So I was older than that. This, I was probably seven in this photo. Can we please make a shirt for the RT start? It just says Kettle. Kettle, and that's it.

Do you have a, do you still around? I was just about to ask that. Do you have any Kettles around you anywhere? There was a Kettle in Eagle Pass, but it's gone. What is it? There was one on South of Mars, like a Denny's or a I hop. There used to be one on 35 down by like a old Torf, but that's gone.

I guess the closest restaurant, if you know what this is, it was closest to like a Marieny's or a, I hop. There used to be one on 35 down by like a old torque, but that's gone. I guess the closest restaurant, if you know what this is, it was closest to like a Marie calendars, if you know what that is. Yeah. Okay, okay. It was Kettle, if I recall correctly, the logo was like a yellow, it looked like a cauldron. Yes. And it had Kettle.

Oh, that was blue and yellow, I thought. Oh, that was black and yellow. Okay. I'm working for a memory here, so. So you say blue and yellow. I say black. You say black and yellow. You say black and yellow. The letters I'm working for a member here. So you say blue and yellow. I say black. You say black and yellow. You say blue and yellow.

The letters were definitely black. Which would it be? Oh. That's blue and yellow. Wow. Wow. That's not all how I remember it, but okay. Now, we'll take your word for it.

That looks like the, uh, the kettle. It looks like craft mac and cheese. Looks like what? Craft mac and cheese almost. Kettle means different things in your life. Like the craft logo. Oh, I see. that's also blue and yellow You think there is a kettle. There's a black and yellow version. Oh, maybe that's what you had where you grew up

I had blue and yellow. Okay, look at we're both right Milestone moment on the podcast everyone gets to be right all right So last week I had the amazing idea to have beds and economy on flights not to talk about flights all the time Now I've had a new good idea about planes. Someone tweeted me, I guess Airbus is gonna modify some planes, so passengers can lay down on the lower levels of the plane. In the hold?

Did they hear this podcast? They're listening to us. And people also were sending us stories about airlines that are gonna have seats where you have to stand up the whole time. There was a bot like this. Yeah, you kind of just like stand and you can work and press.

Oh, full. Yeah, anyway, what was your, your, your new brilliant idea? Right, when the plane crashes. Not if, when? Yeah. The overhead bins lock. You look so pleased with yourself.

All right. That'll save them. That'll save them. The plane crashes. Why not just a button that the flight attendants can push to lock them? In fact, that would be good. We don't want to lock them unless they're...

Or, or, or, or, or, or why not have another button? That's just don't crash. Yeah, exactly. That's what I say. If they're building in these things of like two detect crashes, do you just like, just don't crash the plane. Why not lock them? I say. If they're building in these things of like two detect crashes, do it's like, just don't crash the plane.

Why not lock them? And then if you want to get something out of it during the flight, you just have to like, like a baby lock. But why would you want to lock them? You're in the flight. You're assigned a key. And then you have a locker in your headband space. No, you have to go in and block them.

You have to make a mistake. You prevent people from going into it. Oh, I don't make sense. Oh, I thought you meant so they don't fly open and have everyone's bags far from out. No, I'm saying so that when the plane crashes and people have to get off, they don't get in their luggage

because it like tears the slides and everyone's an idiot and people that try to pull that. They need their stuff. Yeah, look, come out. Oh, that's a great idea. That makes sense. Also, just give the flight tentability to hit lock, like in a car, bunk, and it locks them all.

And that way when the seat belt sign is on, and somebody stands up, they can't get into the thing, so like, I can't get in there anyway. This is always gonna be someone who needs their medication right there. It's very true. It's very true. If the plane's crashed, it's like,

the plane will blow up if you don't get off, go. I was once one of those people, and it's, you know, I did get, it was one of those crowds, where those people and it's, you know, I did get a plane crash. No, it's one of those. I was one of those people who was like, I need this and I, there's nothing I can do about it. I need this right now where I was a little boy. I was a little boy. Teddy. And I think it was like six and the whole fucking flight. I'm saying to him, do you have to the bathroom? No, no, no, no, no. All right, begin initial descent. Let light goes on. As soon as light goes on, take us out of the bathroom. I'm like to him, do you have to do the bathroom? No, no, no, no, no. All right, begin initial descent.

Like goes on, as soon as I take those, I have to do the bathroom. I'm like, okay, well let's go now cause the light is going on. Flight 10 would not let us go to the bathroom. But descent is like 20 minutes. It's longer. And then usually make that announcement like 34, like more 30 or 30 or 30 or 30.

I was gonna say 30 or 40, but it's not 40. Probably like 25, 30 minutes before. Yeah. And you guys can relate to this. We were flying into LAX so I knew knew we were gonna get on the ground. Then we're gonna be on the tarmac for probably 20 minutes waiting to get a game. And we definitely don't let you get up then. And it's like, we tried to grow with it a little bit,

made it like 10 minutes, and then he's like literally squirming in his seat. And I'm said, I mean, the bathroom is like right next to us. We didn't have, we were all the way in the back of the plane. We're right there next to the bathroom. So I stood him up and I said, let's just go and try again. So we get up and she goes, no, he needs to sit down. And I said, I said, I said, he's,

we have a situation here. It's an emergency. He's gotta go to the bathroom. And then it was just like, she was, we argued about it. And I was just like, go in the bathroom. I'll argue. Yeah, put him in, let him do it. And then you can, it's just like, yes, sucked.

You can taunt her, keep her aggro. Yeah. I had a flight attendant. I was like, I'll think responsibility, everything, you know? it's just like, yes, sucked. You can taunt her, keep her aggro, yeah. I had a flight attendant, you know, someone. I was like, I'll think responsibility, everything, you know? There was a flight attendant on the flight. I was on the yelled at someone once for getting up during the descent to go to the bathroom when it was already on.

Like, I guess this guy got up or tried to get up and she told him to sit down. He said he had to go to the bathroom and she said, we're in the descent. A minute or two passed and I guess maybe she turned around. He got up again and all we hear down the aisle is, sir, what did I say? And everyone's like looking back at this woman

like yelling at him and it was terrifying. I was like, I've never heard someone speak to someone that way on a plane. So you lots of piss in the vomit bags, if you have to. Yeah. I think you could do whatever you want in those vomit bags. Airplane, sick bag. I mean, just of those vomit bags. Airplane sick bag. I mean, just like a waste bag.

I just typed that. I think you can actually use the the the vomit bags for dirty diapers. I think that's another use for them. We refer to them as barf bags, but I think it's also you can be used for dirty diapers, I believe. Because if it holds liquid vomit, piss should be fine. Yeah, probably vomit. Sometimes vomit is chunky, but it's a ton of easier when you got a penis.

I'm trying to like, in my mind, I'm thinking as a woman, how do I do this? You got no directional spray at all, you can't do anything. Like, oh, I'm pretty, it's a pretty straight stream usually, but it's still just like getting the vagina. We can bag your vage. Yeah, the bag moves.

You can like, But I feel like it would still like, because you're sitting, so it's still like, can you move in front of your seat? It's not going, I don't know, like, hard stream or it's just like,

it's still kind of true. But right, if you edge, edge off the seat, and then you just bag the whole thing. I guess I could do that. Yeah, so that's the thing. Because I was trying to think,

how would I avoid being arrested for having my penis out on a plane? And I'd have to put the bag over the fly, unzip it, and then just do it all, all contained in the bag. But then you still have to angle it down. Because if you pee with the bag, just up, it's gonna come back towards you.

Yeah, you'd have to be on the edge of the seat. Yeah. So Patrick just sent me a story from July of 2015. The headline is, airplane uproar as passenger lets child urinate into sick bag. Vietnam Airlines passengers come under fire for letting her son urinate into a sick bag in his seat instead of using the airplane toilets.

If it's like instead when they could have used the toilets, I get that. But if it was... Is there any more to it? A woman at the center of the incident said to be a famous Vietnamese singer, and the sense been outed on social media. It doesn't... It... When questioned by the chief steward as to why she did not take her son to the laboratory, the woman ignored him said the passenger. No, it's the worst system feel like it. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine feeling like someone speaking directly to you and you don't even have to return

like acknowledgement of their existence? I can't imagine that. People will like that in first class if you try and get them to move. Yeah. Or they'll just say, no. That happened to me before? What?

Yes. All the time. If you ask somebody to move in first class, like you get an upgraded ticket and you get in the first class and you ask people to move, 90% of the time is no. In the, in normal seating in economy, it's like 75, 80% sure I'll move. Yeah, I saw it on the way back from Portland,

just the other way. People in fucking first class are taking it. There was a couple that was separated and the guy asked the passenger next to it, if you can move, so he could sit next to his wife and the other random pastor was like, no, luckily for them, some other person heard. I was like, here, just come. I've done that many times.

I'll switch with you then. Yeah. I understand if it's like you're in a window and someone wants you to move to an aisle or middle or whatever it is, but if it's like the style to this aisle or whatever it is, it's literally I'm already sitting and leave me alone. I'm too important to. Goodness. Yeah.

Do you ever ask, you just never told no. I haven't asked a lot. There's been maybe three or four times I've ever asked. And all the times it's been sure. God no. I would also never ask. So, with that Southwest 1380 flight happened after our podcast last week.

Oh, the window one? Yeah. So the engine exploded and some of it hit the window. Yeah, the woman got almost sucked out. Yeah, partially sucked out. Partially sucked out. So did that head come out? I don't know.

I mean, that's all they've really said. I guess I assumed it like sucked her out up to like her hips. That's what I had assumed to, but the windows are small. Yeah. Oh, she's saying, you'll say both, you imagine both shoulders going through? I have nothing to back that up. I guess when it was like a head and an arm or something. Yeah, that would make more sense.

But enough to hit an arm. Yeah. Yeah, and the person next to her apparently couldn't, didn't have the strength to pull her back in, which that says nothing about that person's strength. That's got to be. I imagine that's difficult., incredibly difficult. And then there was a point in time, I guess after they Maybe got down to a certain altitude or certain speed that there were two guys came over and we were able to pull her back in the Play, but she was trying to give her CPR, but she died. Jesus. Yeah, let's fuck up. And the pilot was amazing. Did you did you hear some of the radio calls from her? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, she's a former Oh yeah. She's a former Navy pilot. She was the first woman pilot to fly in F-18 and she's cool as a cucumber. I'm using you listen to the flyer. They just say we're airing. I don't know. She's just like, I'm totally paraphrasing here. She's like, gentlifies the flight. South was flight 138. We need to make an emergency landing. We had an incident with the engine, exploded, we're missing a piece of the aircraft. That's a big thing to say. There's no excuses that wish the aircraft

and one of the passengers went out. One of the passengers, I'm told one of the passengers. And the tower's like, one of the passengers went out, and she's like, yes. Yes. Anyway, good. I feel like in all this situations,

the person, the tower, is the human, and the pilot is just in pilot emergency mode where they're just like information only like the guy who landed the plane in the Hudson. He's like, I will be in the Hudson. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna make that. Yeah, yeah, I'll be in the Hudson. And everyone else is like, did he say it's gonna be in the Hudson? I can say personally, it's my flight training. from my flight training. Emergency procedures for landing the plane is like flight number five, and then you practice it almost every time, which is basically, in my experience,

the instructor just basically goes, yoink, and pulls out the accelerator, you know, or the throttle? He pulls out the throttle? He's an accelerator. He pulls out the throttle, and like basically stalls the plane, all of a sudden, and then when you're climbing

or something, and he goes, okay, now emergency procedures. So then you have to get the plane to stable flight and then you just have to start scanning and then you basically make the radio call that says, uh, Mayday, there's two people on board. This is what we look like when we're mangled on the ground. This is what we're going to look like. Well, I was, if you crashed into a piece of garlic bread, what's the procedure? Bit of light. Did you make it in your own concern?

Did you make it in your own concern? Who made this? My chance of that happening are now more significant than they were a week ago. Yeah. Before it was zero chance of hitting garlic bread in the sky. Now there is some chance that could have possibly happened. Is it legal to do it?

I think you have to be in a certain place. Like because you have to, I think you have to have a certain qualification to be able to purchase and use those kinds of balloons. And you have to know where you can use it. It would be cool to do on from here. Don't little kids do it at their school, so. And they send a teddy bear up with a camera.

I guess, maybe different kind of balloon, I don't know. Yeah. Oh, now you know about other stuff that's been sent to space. Oh, no, I don't know about food and stuff to space. You were talking about people spend, do you send people send food to space? All the time I was thinking. I've never heard of it. I also don't think about food and stuff. The space you were talking about. People spend, you said people send food to space all the time. There's a thing I've never heard of it.

I also don't think of it as sending it to space. I don't know, because it just hits the atmosphere. Well, there's just like kids in elementary school that were trying to send it. Oh, now you know what in your spaces? Okay, are you that offended? In your space. In space is different.

Oh, shit. Well, he's sent it to the edge of space, right? But yeah, at first when he said that, I was like, there's so such thing as the edge of space, right? But yeah, at first when he said that, I was like, there's so such a thing as the edge of space. He just goes on and on and on and on. And it made some lemonade. Thanks. Just think that guy made garlic.

My mouth's pretty salty right now. Do you see that kid from Australia who flew to Bali by himself? A 12 year old. A 12 year old. And from like Australia. The Sydney was mad at his family, so he decided he wanted to leave.

And he somehow got his passport from his grandmother, a credit card from his mother, and booked a flight to Bali. And then I hear like, flew to Perth, connecting Perth and flew to Bali and went to Bali. Just to shoot the shit. What was he doing?

I guess like his family vacation there every year. But did he practice the emergency procedures? He probably could not sit in the exit row. But they said that he also had a hotel lined up and was able to check into the hotel by saying that he was traveling with his older sister and that she was gonna be showing up later. It's like the, like,

like, all alone. Homelain too. Yeah, and New York, especially New Orleans. This kid's great. Wrong city. It's awesome. Yeah.

That's fucking crazy. It's gonna be in prison probably imagine doing that at some point in his life. Just like does the rules apply to him, but the fact that you talk his way into situations at 12. He had to try three times to get on a plane. He booked one flight and the airline would not let him on the plane because he was unaccompanied. He booked a second flight. They would not let him on the plane because he was unaccompanied.

Didn't have a letter from his parents. He booked a third flight with a different airline and they let him on. Nice. What's your line? Jet star. They're okay. I knew it.

They are gonna get there. It's so fun. There's gonna be so many kids on the flight now. 12 year old leave the country. That's our surprise. How old do you have to be to fly anyway? I think it could be pretty young. Question.

Cause you can fly on your own as long as you go through that program with kids flying that right? Right, yeah. And they have one of the airline employees watching you. Yeah. Ages escorting in a company minor. I feel like I've seen someone as young as like. This is a weird thing to have in your shirt.

Yeah. Well, I looked up pissing in airline sick bags a little while ago, so that one's on you. Young adults ages 15 to 17 may travel alone. 15 to 17. That's specifically on United. I've seen young kids alone on plane. 15. Because I think after 17, they're not a minor, so it doesn't matter. Huh. I just think you need that. Above age 15, sure. Why not? I mean, they don't have access to the

other company minor program. Email them right now, please. I'm not talking about that. Let them know. Garbage ass here, like. So do we, so if the Southwest incident happened after last week's podcast, I mean, you can talk about the weird safety record that Southwest has.

Oh, right. It's bizarre. They're safety record. And this. Oh, right. It's bizarre. They're safety record. And this is just, what, like, this is like essentially the third air related fatality. I'm sure people have died on planes from like natural causes and things, but they've never had a crash where everyone on the crash died, right? That's typically how airlines rack up fatalities.

Southwest has essentially, besides people dying on the planes of natural causes, as far as I know, they have three fatalities. I believe that's correct. The first one was pre-9-11. A dude on the plane got agitated and started banging on the cockpit door. I mean, before I guess they were locked and was like messing with the cockpit door. So the other passengers stomped him to death. They tried to restrain him and basically smothered him.

They smothered him. They sound him to death, right? They sat on him. There was an altercation and then they wrestled in the ground and sat on him, smothered him. This one where the lady got sucked out of the plane, that's such a specific thing and it killed this one person. And then the other one was the plane overran the runway went off the runway, went

through the fence and hit a car on the road and killed the person in the car. So someone was like, in a vehicle to plane car accident and killed the person, right? Yes. I believe it was a child in a car seat. Oh, it was. Oh, man. Dude, really? I think so. Man. So it's just a weird set of likes statistically almost impossible things, but they have not had a crash. Were they killed a bunch of people? What would that even be like explaining to the family?

Like little Timmy got hit by a plane. Yeah, like an other one, are you in a plane crash or a car crash? They have both? Yep, definitely both. Yeah, I think when you and I were texting about it, like you have to use so many qualifiers when you're talking about Southwest safety record because it's like so many bizarre. I mean, not so many. It's so

few incidents, but they're all like very bizarre when they do happen. I guess so much anxiety when I fly Southwest only because I don't have a reserve seat and I don't like everyone rushing in and I'm checking early because you get a good boarding number. I like they of just being able to go onto the plane whenever you're ready to go because you have a seat there waiting for you. So do they think a piece of the propellup flew off? I believe that's what they said. Like it was so fast on the turbine. One of the blades, but then it just exploded the entire thing through the

cowling and everything. That is it. Mechanical environment. You don't want to interrupt. Yeah, the Southwest flight. Like one of the, you know, when you're looking there, it looks like the fan blades for the turbine. One of them broke and basically went back to the scene. I just can't believe because they're designed to survive bird strikes up to certain sizes, where a bird could just fly into them and everything stays cool. But just the fact that one little bit snapped off and the whole thing

exploded like that is mental. I think it's crazy. Piece of solid titanium is stronger than a bird. Right. But still do you remember the old internet video? It's been around forever of the guy on the aircraft carrier deck who gets sucked into the FFK and he comes out the other side like the engine explodes and the guy gets shot out the other side and then he kind of like stumbles around like he's moving. He's not treaded. He's not shredded. He walks it off.

Well, do you know what happened in that incident? Why he survived? He did not have the tin strap on on his helmet. So when he got sucked in, his helmet got sucked off of his head. The helmet went through the turbine, shredded all of it and broke it all. That's why he was able to come up with a different one. So he just went through with like residual suction for a lot of force, dude. It's a lot of force. He must have been

so confused as to where he was. That might have been the thing too. It's like, and I'm a spoiler alert. I've never worked on the deck of an aircraft carrier. But I get the feeling like there's been a few times you get close to that whatever that vortex zone is where you can probably feel the pull. And you know, oh, shit, I shouldn't do that. Or, but this guy probably just like realized he's pointing over turn to get sucked into this fucking engine. Is this the video? This looks like it. It's not too gruesome.

Is it? No, I mean, the guys are alive. Oh my God. Oh my God. Are we showing it? Oh, I don't know. It doesn't seem like it's going out, but it just kind of stands up. You see the, it takes right there

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Somebody else want to verify, but it looks right to me. Do you know what's interesting? The kid who booked that flight was born, the one that flew to, was it, Bali? Oh, right. He was born after YouTube started. He was born in season three. A reverse blue.

After season four. At that point, a reverse blue wasn't even funny. I might have pressed the wrong one. morning season three of Red versus Blue. After season six, season four. At that point, Red versus Blue wasn't even funny. I might have been for a while ago, but someone pointed out to me that people who are applying to college now, I guess at this point are in college, are born in the year 2000. Like those kids are going to college now.

That's my I'm going to me. Let's see, I think about it too, because I use steam and I was going through and I'm looking at there's just service They have on steam and I don't know why I Use it but I do it all the time So you guys use the queue on steam. We're presenting with a queue in the store What do you it's like a custom queue of just like it gives you 12 games? It thinks you might like Oh, I'm gonna have a four. Yeah, I think I do that every time I load up steam.

I don't know what my problem is. But what happens is you go to a game page and it says, oh, this game is for mature audiences and your birthday. And it used to be I used to get it and then scrolled like 1950 and then say, okay, but now it's like I get to like 2000. I go, oh, I guess it's for enough. My head rings. It's really weird to like, oh, I just scrolled down to like,

yeah, 2000. That person's 18. Yeah, January 1st, it's really weird to like, oh, I just scrolled down to like, yeah, it's 2000. That person's 18. Yeah, January 1st, 2000, that person's 18. Mm-hmm. Wuh. The, the, the dog came out. The researchy dog came out.

Do we talk about, I guess not, because it came out on Friday. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it did. Yeah. We, I mean, we mentioned it a bunch when we were in the process of like, making it and editing it and everything like that.

I thought they did a great job on it. They did a great job. It was a maybe really emotional, but like in a good way. I thought very nostalgic watching it. Me too. I had another nostalgic moment not to take away from our discussion of the doc, but JD was playing Halo 3 on the PC. There's a community mod for it called, oh geez, I'm going to mess it up. I feel like we were just talking about Halo 3 and not being on the PC.

Like a week ago. We were. Halo 3 PC, damn. People are listening to the podcast and the changing things. Elder Reed, that's it. I know it was gonna be in a wrong. But it's a, he was playing Valhalla on the PC and playing with other people. Like with Monubl, they had Elephants on Valhalla and everything else.

It was like super, super nostalgic to see Valhalla. I don't know why. It was just like, guys, because I never, I've gone back to the blood Gulch environment, a number of different times. And I guess just Valhalla, once we left it, we never went back and she's like, oh my gosh, that's really bizarre.

I mean, just Teddy playing Halo to me, period, is weird. Because I remember like working in your spare bedroom and he was so young and he always wanted to me, period is weird. Because I remember working in your spare bedroom, and he was so young, and he always wanted to get the controllers and see what we were doing, but you didn't let him play, because he was so young. I mean, he was like a toddler, he could barely walk around. And now he's playing modded Halo 3. Oh, yeah.

Just some reason Vahalo was so much more fun than Ragnarok, even though the same map kind of. Ragnarok was in what? Halo 4? Room 4? Oh was it reach? It was one of them after Halo 3. Halo 5? It was a Halo 5? Looks like it. Halo 4? 4.

So what did you think of the dog? That was great. It was really cool to see footage I've never seen before. Yeah. And I guess the only office I'd never been to was your bedroom. I only saw him on that sandwich. I just thought I'd take a bite.

But I can't be excited. It made me realize that of the five offices we've had, I've been in four of them. That's crazy to me to think of. Even the one by the railroad? Mm-hmm. I guess he was an intern back then, right? Or a 15?

I literally found a picture of Gavin in there in Senatune because he didn't have to be photos himself in the viewed office. Damn. The only thing I remember you doing was talking to YouTube about the receipt channel on that bar. Or like that little, that like,

the scenario in the kitchen area. It's like, can we have this YouTube account, please? Yeah, that's a- Did you see that footage of Dan Godwin's one day in that office? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. It was more of Dan Godwin's one day in that office? Yeah, I saw the head. Yeah, it was more of that in the stranger hood DVD. Is there?

It was like a whole pot about Dan working there. Really? I said this, we had a screening here in Austin last week for the doc and there was a little Q&A session at the end of it and I mentioned this. I think it was at the end of that Q&A, but it was interesting to see that doc because like for 15 years, I've only ever seen my end of that Q&A, but it was interesting to see that doc, because for 15 years,

I've only ever seen my photos of those experiences. Right. So I shared a lot of photos, and you shared a lot of photos. I'm sure other people did too, but I think we probably contributed the most. So seeing it from your perspective was interesting, to see things that I'd forgotten about,

or to see myself in the photos, because whenever I took them, I'm not in them. That's exactly it, because no one else really took photos. There's not many pictures of Gus or I, unless it's like an event or something like that. Yeah, because you guys took the most of them. So all the ones I saw of me, I assumed you took them.

Yeah. There's a clip that I completely forgot about, and it was when Jeff and I were having this sort of slap off where we're trying to slap each other once a day. And you started filming. I, and then literally I just got a new video camera. It was one of the first things I recorded. And you, I was just sat next to Jeff

and then you were like, hey, yeah, can you go and like move the dolly? Move the red. Yeah, move the red. And then I, I went over and I pretend to move it. Well, you, and I see you in the video catch on. Yeah. Cause we only have a clip.

It's like, go move the dolly like, okay, and he gets up. Cause he's sitting next to Jeff and he gets up and he moves, I go, that's good. As soon as he touches, he goes, and he goes, basically, he's like, slap Jeff in the face. I am so hot.

I thought they put in a sound effect. That's how I'm like it. But I didn't realize I, I thumped him in the face. You know what, they actually, they, that clip, I can put up the raw clip, he hits him so hard, it's so loud when he hits him. And the best part about it is so Jeff doesn't react.

He gets the second, he keeps talking. But he hits him so hard, the rest of the clip is out of sync, the audio. Oh, because it goes black. Yeah, it goes, it goes like the audio and then the rest of it's out of sync. I slept the video. It's really great.

It's really great. And that was nine years ago. Now at this point. One of the tough parts about this doc is going back and finding, I had to go get tapes and the high tapes and stuff like that. But all the codecs for all the digital stuff is gone. Yeah, so I had to pull this stuff up and luckily that one was one of the very first cameras that I had bought.

That was 5D, right? Yeah, no, that was that, remember that's Sanio with the fold-out screen? Oh, yeah, yeah. That one, yeah, that's what that was from. That was looking back at all those photos, it was a walk back through shitty cell phone camera. Oh, it was. Till absolutely.

It was like, oh, in those early iPhone days, like if you were not in the sun, you couldn't see anything. It was bound to be blurry and out of focus. It's like, all fucked up. There was one clip, I can't remember which DVD it was on. It was behind the scenes on something. It's where you're driving, I think you're driving San Diego. And there's this little moment where you're like

documenting the trip and then you pull the camera back out and someone makes a joke about how nothing's changed and you go, something has changed. I white balanced and there's like a bit of text comes up, explaining what a white balance is. That's not true. It's like a duck. No, that was just in a clip on some DVD.

I just couldn't watch DVD. But I always remember finding that really funny clip, such a random moment to put on a DVD. It was cool watching it back because I've, I mean, I've been following Rishdy since 2004, but it wasn't until a couple of years after that that I really started to know like, what you guys look like and what the office look like

and all that stuff. So seeing that footage, even like being a fan at that time, I feel like I still didn't know what anything was. And so watching the dog back, it's like, oh, they were in this office when they made this video and this place when they did that. It's just like a really cool perspective. From our perspective, I haven't really talked to you.

I guess I talked to you about today actually. It's weird for us because we feel like we've told all those stories 20,000 fucking times. And then we make this doc and put the footage in there and everything. And people who work here, like Alan Abden came out and goes, because that's crazy, because I didn't know you guys, like,

we're in a bedroom working. I was like, how did you know that? It's company lore. He's like, he said he didn't know the offices. You know, I don't know if he specifically said he didn't know that we're in a bedroom working. That's crazy. I don't know that. That's a company lower. He's like, he said he didn't know the offices. You know, I don't know if he's specifically said, he didn't know that we were in better. But I don't know you had. That is the reaction that people have had of just like,

oh, I didn't realize this is what it was like in those early days. I had no idea that like the train was such an issue. God, that's fucking true. I had no idea until watching that doc that you guys had any issue. I think if you watched the season four commentary, we're yelling because we can't record for an hour and a half straight because like five trains come back.

Oh God. Actually, to be fair, the train was bad. The buses at Congress were 10 times worse. The buses were worse. Because that front of that building was just like, there was no like good seal. The windows, you would close the windows and you would close that door as well for that room. And you still hear them.

Yeah, the conference room was the worst room to be in because it was right at the front. So that's why we decided to do our first live action video. I still remember coming to that office on Congress because I was coming to visit your town. It was like February 2009. And I just was like, I'm going to come visit the office and no one had anything for me to do except Joel, who asked me to help him with the head bobbing when he was doing the recreation of RBB.

So I just felt like the whole week doing that. And I was like, this is awesome, specification ever. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I didn't talk about that part much, but that was the time where Joel was busy doing something. So I did a little bit of recreating, I think season two at the time, recreating all the Xbox shots on PC, so they're HD.

The HD remaster. Yeah. And it was just so surreal to be making the same episodes of Red vs Blue having watched them as a fan so many years early. I was like, I remember watching this and now this is gonna be like the version that is sold. I remember watching it. I remember watching it back, knowing that I had like helped with the headbabs on one episode and you could clearly tell which headbabs are me because it's just like. It's not as easy as you should think, man. No, definitely not.

That was what was amazing about watching Jeff do it is that he would just look at the waveform and be like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, and it would be nailed. He nailed it the first time. He was amazing. You can get good at anything, I think. If you just do it enough times. Yep. That project, I at anything, I think. If you just do it enough times. Yep.

That project, I forgot how long that took and how dumb of a problem that seemed like, like, oh, we just, we couldn't record an HD. Now we have to redo all of that fucking work. It's still funny too, because remember people would say, like, why do you guys shoot videos on a 4K camera and then drop them down to 320 by 200,

put on the web, it's like because we're never gonna reshoot anything for high-gap ever again. Like we went overboard after that project. We've had a lot of people ask if we're gonna recreate Ruby's season or volume one and two, because I guess it was done like before we improved the animation style and it's just like, do you know how much work that would be?

I don't know, yeah, I was thinking to go back and like the Simpsons, a lot of animation style. And it's just like, do you know how much work that would be? I don't know, yeah, so you can go back and like the Simpsons, a lot of animation evolves from what it was. I mean, Ruby has made huge fucking leaves. It's like part of the charm of the first couple. Well, you mentioned the Simpsons. I don't like what they've done with that. That's actually a really good example.

Like now when the air old Simpsons episodes, they changed the aspect ratio to 16 by nine. And that's a little different, a format's different than. Yeah, but like, and they try to make it, like they try to upscale it to make it look HD, but it's just like you're missing, you're, you're cutting around jokes. But even if it was four by three,

it would still be higher rest than it was. I guess it would be, yeah. It's just bizarre. And then they also cut jokes now. What? For time, if you've never, if you watch like broadcast, reruns the Simpsons then they also cut jokes now. What? For time, if you watch broadcast reruns at Simpsons, they'll cut jokes for time to like, I guess get more commercial breaks in.

Oh my God. Speaking of commercial, no, I'm kidding. So I just, I don't know how long it takes into process, but I just sent the guys in the booth picture of you guys on your first visit to the office. I think it was your first visit to you. It was, yeah. I think it was.

I think it was my, oh no, not my only, but definitely my first. And I can show me, there it is. I can show me to this visit to the office. I think it was your first visit to you. It was, yeah. I think it was. I think it was my, oh no, not my only, but definitely my first. And I contributed, there it is. I contributed this photo to the thing, but I always felt like this photo felt creepy to me. Like, after I got this photo back, I was like, I was like, oh yeah, these are a bunch, these are a couple kids.

You just went out with your friends. I don't know if we were taking photos of these two kids. I mean, I was like 20 there, probably. I think I was like 18 or 19. No, you're okay. Oh, no, you were 21. You're 2009. Yeah, but it's yeah, that was my year's old. I was 20. You're 21. And now we took a picture of it. We took a picture of all of us in front of the office that day too. I think I have

that one right here. That is a almost exactly 10 years old. Not exactly, I guess it's nine years almost exactly. But I definitely want to recreate that shot at some point. Yeah. I've been keeping that t-shirt. Yeah, I've still got that one. Yeah. I've been keeping it literally just to recreate that. Just to recreate the photo.

For the 10-year anniversary. Older and more haggard looking. Yeah, the first time in him to visit. That was when you got beanstucks your head. That was a good visit, yeah. I don't know how it happened. We went for a breakfast tacos at the Ramses. And on the way back, Gavin was filming me.

Or I was filming and then you like, give me the camera. And he put it on my forehead and I had gotten a refried beans all over my forehead. That's like, that's one does. But I'm just even going back to thinking how I ate that taco. How did it? I have no idea. You're playing yourself.

And did you find peanut butter in my hair one time on the back of my head? You had just a complete mess. I am. I'm kidding. I'm just going to send photos. I got so many photos and you're ever going to send a bunch of the broadcast department. This is all a promotion for the doc, right? Why don't you post them on the 15 year anniversary day?

Well, some of these aren't like, some of these are to me like very important pictures in the history of RVV, but not necessarily about the history of R.T. Like this to me is a super important photo. Did you see the one I said? Yeah, you're okay with showing that? Oh, sure. Okay. So whatever I make fun of Gus when he's in school, I always reference one thing in particular,

and it has to do with this photo, because Gus. I don't know where you got that photo from. This is Gus and his trapper keeper. God, you look like such a teacher's pet. I was, I was 14 in that photo. Like look at that little renegade and putting the ears up over the teacher. Maybe 13.

That was your 13 birthday? She's like, oh Gustavo. Oh you. Wait, what's the trapper keeper? Oh, go ahead. It's like a special, Gustavo. Oh, you. Wait, what's the trapper keepa? Oh, go ahead. It's like a special binder that is rigid, so your stuff doesn't get folded. And it comes in like cool colors and designs.

What'd you put like paint on? And you like close a Velcro over it. That's funny. I don't think I've ever seen you get so excited and we're described. I miss that trapper keeper. What do you think it is right now? It's probably a little. It's probably in a dump somewhere.

The atoms that were that trapper keeper, where are they? It's probably gonna be in a hole in the ground in a dump for the next 700,000 years. I want someone to talk about me in a way, you guys talk about that trapper keeper so many. I don't see so many fucking old photos. I had a bunch of photos that I was collecting for the docket. I didn't post them on the 15th anniversary

because I wasn't sure which ones were gonna be used in the day. Oh, good point. So I just kinda held on to them. I'm saving one for the 20th. So. Oh, 20 years. God, we're gonna be five years older than we are now, then. That's true.

Very good. That's so different. What? What do you think the world will be like then? I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know.

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kind of a big package and you know because I've got a big package. It's got a pickup in it. And so we're waiting all day for this guy to fucking show up to get the get the get the package. He finally shows up like at 8 p.m. And I've got security cameras. I see this happen. He opens the gate, walks up to my front porch, sees it, looks at it, he's got the fucking label in his hand,

then turns around and leaves. And then he updates the tracking as, first pick up attempted, unable to get package. So he didn't attempt. He did not attempt shit. Then you just chase him out and be like, hey, I was upstairs, like by the time I saw, I was like, oh, he's gonna go get his truck

and back it up because it's big and heavy. No, he's just like, oh, no, he's getting in his truck and leaving. Is it like, big and heavy. No, he's just like, oh, no, he's getting in his truck and leaving. Is it like, they can lift it? One person delivered it. It's the exact same thing. It's a return for something I bought online. Amazon delivered something to me.

I'm trying to fix my computer. Computer does this thing where it just shuts off. I'm just doing something that shuts off. That one shuts off. No, my desktop at home. What does it do? It shuts off, Barb. Like, you're sitting there using it and then it shuts off. No, my desk's top at home. What does it do? It shuts off, Barb. Like, you're sitting there using it

and then it shuts off. But, please, green, no, it just turns right off. It just shuts off. Does it shut on? Nope. Off. I feel like it does. And what are you doing when this happens?

It's working. Okay. And then suddenly, shuts off. So I, they've diagnosed, I think it's a heat problem. So I'm in the process of pulling out. Why do you think it's a heat problem? Well, because I think the CPU gets overheated and it shuts itself off. Why do they do that then? So they just thermal throttle and stay on.

Thermal throttle. Thermal throttle? Yeah, I think the problem is the thermal throttling is not working, which would be the heat sink. So therefore it shuts off. I think that's why it's turned off. is not working, which would be the heat sink. So therefore it shots off. That's why it's terrible. That's the ultimate thermal throttle.

Really? I can think about it. Then you completely go from 6C to no throttle. Who is it? In chat, let music ring is asking, what is your computer do? It shots off. It shots off. I don't think that's it. I don't think it's anything to do shuts off. It shuts off. It shuts off.

I don't think that's it. I don't think that's it. Because anything to do with heat. It's probably. It's probably. It's definitely heat. Why? Because that's how it manifests itself.

How does it manifest? It shuts off. So I ordered some thermal paste, which it was the hard thing to get. I had to go to fries. Oh God. And I'm not going to fries. So what you like took the processor off? I mean, I haven't done it yet.

I've got, I got to wait for this cleaner to come. I'm going to clean it off. Then I'm going to put the thermal paste on it and then put the heat sink back on. I build a number of different PCs. One thing I am phenomenally bad at, I mean, really bad at. I can put the processor in, okay? Line of the heat sink and everything.

But with the motherboard and I use Intel processors, they come okay? Line of the heat sink and everything. But with the motherboard and I use Intel processors, they come with this fan with the heat sink in it. And then they have these pegs that go in and then turn. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I'm not good at that. I'm genuinely not good at that. I'm bad at that every time I go to do it, every single time. So I'm gonna do it wrong. Well, I'm gonna assume so unless it's just like enormously hard. I don't get what I don't do it wrong. Well, I'm gonna assume so unless it's just like enormously hard. I don't get what I don't get that. And also if I need to take the fan back off, getting it out of those pegs holes in the motherboard is I feel like

I'm gonna break the motherboard and have every fucking time I do it. Am I doing something wrong there? No, it's just tough. It is tough. It is tough. Okay. You remember my ultimate thermal paste fuck up?a-gigoo glue What you do? I was building a PC and Put everything I needed and I bought the thermal paste and I thought it was weird because it was two different tubes You had to mix together so I put the CPU in I'm combine the two tubes on top of the CPU And I put the fan on and it's like it's overheating and it shuts off Side side side side. Oh, I must start up with a thermal paste on correctly. So I take the I go to take the fan off and I'd purchase a poxy.

Like I combine two things that when they combine they turn into like this solid glue you cannot take apart. You just wreck it. Yeah, I was like oh this is fuck I took it back to fries. I bought it at fries. I was like hey I know I probably can return this. But is there any way can't return this, but is there any way I can return this? They were like, no, you do your fucked. Why aren't you the head of tech for a while?

I wouldn't do this, the head of tech, you're fooling around. But the thermal paste was right next to the fucking epoxy on the shelf. Why do you put that there? That's a bad idea. All your different sticky things. I mean, fries isn't some way you could do that, because there's like thousands of different things. At the point where it's like, you look at one thing, it's like, what is this?

You're not just grabbing something because it's near something. No, yes, I did that the other day, but it's on a less expensive version of that where I went to the store. I'm just a store. I got some ice cream. I thought, I'm gonna get some ice cream. I deserve it over a car bar. Yeah, you do. Yeah, I mean, what am I gonna do?

I can't use my computer to shut it off all the time. So I go and I go to buy my favorite ice cream, which is mint chocolate chip ice cream. So I find this like, there's some Italian thing. I don't really get Ben and Jerry's, but I got the Italian one that's like a thing. It's a clear and a little thing. Just a pint, yeah.

So I got that. Brought a home pistachio. Because I bought green. I just bought green, I bought green, Gavin. That's what I did. And it was like, You got to look for green with a little black flakes in there. It was and I think it was close to it.

They put the pistachio and the mint chocolate chip together. That's a bad move. And then I got the pistachio. It was awful. Like a barely eat all of it. Some people also tend to read when they're watching soon. Barely eat all of it. Barely eat the entire thing in one side.

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this episode of the Receive Podcast. I don't know where our berries went. And if this day, if, Sherry's berries for sponsoring this episode of the received podcast. I don't know who our berries went. And if they, if, oh, here's not really important. I so, do you have the photo of that I sent you guys? Must reach the one. So this is actually I think the very first photo I ever took on a DSLR. Ever.

I got my DSLR in the mail. Is it your boss? I had it shipped to work. I set it up. Which DSLR? Tendi? Tendi. Tendi. So I turned and Jeff was in my office like a photo of Jeff. Wow. Like that after I just got it out of the box. What is that? God.

Man, I don't know. I recognize that shirt he's wearing. That's 2000 Jeff shirts last time a lifespan of 15 years. He wears them forever before I reached his. I thought it was an ugly internet shirt on my monitor. I guess it's not. Oh, it was before we should for sure. So if he was a fetus, he could be applying to colleges now. Yeah, I always think it's funny too, you can't see there, but you know, he's judged time based on how filled in Jeff becomes. Yeah, yeah, I was looking at his tattoo there.

You can see a little bit of it. A little bit. Wow. There's another one I should show. I should show this one too. You recognize this one, guys. I hope so. But what was he talking about?

That's how someone ate a berries and it's bullshit. He had the fuckers. Hey I told someone I've been a barries since bullshit. He had the fuckers. Hey Gavin, you and I had a really cool thing. A few years ago that kind of came back around just recently. You know what I'm talking about? Nope. Guess who has started uploading to his YouTube channel. Baba?

Baba said. Really? He has started uploading. Didn't he only put one video up? I thought he put up several videos. I haven't been doing it in the last couple days. Oh, we would it's awesome It was on the separator while ago where they're like oh, he find he he lived I think that was the first one he did. I think he's done multiple videos I didn't know that he also

Welcome to the chance. It makes sense, but you guys just got like a was it a shaver just a rub? He's got a few now Yeah, I just got a, was it a shaver? Just a rub. He's got a few now. You guys got an hour? Yeah. Just got a head rub. Just a head rub, right? He also does a lot of shaving, which I did. So please everybody, his channel, let's go to his channel. I think it's in a cosmic bobbison.

Is that what we was available to make farm? Everyone go subscribe. Just look at bobbison. His welcome to the video, or welcome to the channel video is me and Gavin him. We set up when he was in India. And now he has, he's got several videos up man. Nice. Oh, it's so awesome. Oh, he's got a Japanese commercial on here. Oh, He was tell us about that. Yeah, I feel like someone's gone in there and set him up real nice off that we left. Yeah, so your video He your video is 1.2 million views. Congratulations Gavin. Oh, honest thing. Yeah, he's got a new one that's one of week ago

He's got 30,000 views in the first week. That's so exciting. I think what is the video that has the most views that you're in that's not on our channel? What would yours be? I always say, I always say, I always say, YouTube channel is boba sin.

YouTube.com slash boba sin. YouTube does, just boba sin. Okay, boba sin. SCN. B-A-B-A-B-A-S-E-A-S-E-A-B-A-B-A-S-E-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-S-E-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-S-E-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A- I was like Bob, I said YouTube does Bob a set not okay. Is that a scene B a B a B a B a A S a banner and everything couldn't spell Lala S a n is said By the same thing monk. He's so awesome go subscribe. You ever think I'd go back to see him There's a moment time. I would yeah, it's kind of a bitch journey, but I was like oh my god I guess I need to do anything not covered in the documentary in India while you were

there? Everyone got food poisoning. Yeah. So that may, like there's a member of our crew who was got food poisoning, actually got food poisoning. Same crew that did the 15 year duck. Yeah, it's just, it's a crummy called alfias that we work with. And I want to say who specifically it was, but I ran to this crew member, like six to seven months later,

and we were talking about India, and this person on the entire crew, we could ask him, Gab, if we got six, we were gonna street vendors and stuff like that. Buy from this bloke on the street, who could be anyone. We had this thing called Pan, which was a leaf wrapped around incense.

It was like tree bark and astray. Yeah, and it was fucking awesome. But you tasted it all day long, all fucking day long. And, but they kept asking us, how are you feeling? You're feeling sick, because there was be a funny thing for the doc, if you feel sick, or so. No, we're fine. But then you're ruined for the rest of the doc.

Wouldn't that be kind of shitty? You're content of it? Yeah, well, we were okay. And on the last day, last meal, the crew decided, okay, we're good now. We're going to go ahead and eat with you guys. They with us, they got fucking so sick, actually included. She, dude, she was sick on a flight from Delhi to London. I think that's my worst nightmare. 10 hours to have food poisoning on an international flight. Yeah, to get back We had to work all we had to do Delhi to Heathrow to now is and then Heathrow to Dallas

To know is done bleed bligh. I would thought by time we get to London to go to India would be like four or five hours But it was 10 hour flight. Did we fly the wrong way like wouldn't have been quicker to go the other way around maybe go through Japan Maybe I did we've got to pick you up though you weren't, oh I started in Austin. Are you sure about that? Yeah. I didn't see you until Heathrow. Okay. But we took different flights to there. Okay.

And I made my flight by about 10 seconds and, Oh, that's it! What's it called? Pan Pan. So on the, I think it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it and they're always like some sawdust by the looks of it, and then. It looks like bugs. On the left is some ants. It is fragrant. Is it power?

So what I said, it's incense? It tasted like incense. It tasted like if you took a stick of incense and just started eating it. There's also just all different versions of it too. But this crew member, I saw him like six or seven months later and it was always funny to us that the crew got sick after they asked us so many times

of weeding it sick at all. I had kind of an iron stomach and then Gavin just had a club sandwich at that thing. You're damn right, I was done. Yeah, you were done. You were easy. From the home stretch. Ridiculous.

And he said, he was so, he goes, yeah, the food poisoning thing. I go, yeah, you got food poisoning. He's actually got food poisoning. He goes and she's, she's all better. I go, well, yeah, it was six months ago. He goes, yeah, I'm still dealing with it. Like he was like, it was like a chronic thing for him for a long fucking time. Yeah, he she's, she's all better. I go, well, yeah, it was six months ago. He goes, yeah, I'm still dealing with him. Like he was like, it was like a chronic thing

for him for a long fucking time. Yeah, he got really, like, full of gut raw. Yeah, I got, he got sick and he's all better now, but it was like, holy cow, that guy like, yeah, sacrifice for that documentary man. And now Bob is uploading videos. So please, please, please, go subscribe to BobaSend on YouTube. It seems like it's about, it's probably gonna end up being

about the same distance no matter which direction you fly. The closest I can find is Deli de San Francisco is 16 hours. Deli de Newark is 15 hours. Deli de Newark. How's that work? Go on. Wait, where did you say the first one was? Deli de San Francisco.

So it's going west from us. That's the same way. That's Deli to Newark. They're coming from opposite ends. You leave Deli going east for San Francisco. How do they get you leave Deli going west for New York? Thanks, awesome to San Francisco for a second. No, that's like, and how many hours was it?

Deli de San Francisco for a second. No, that's like, I had how many hours was it? My computer, Delhi to San Francisco is 16 hours. Delhi to Newark is 15 hours. It's the same direction. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You want to do it in this conversation?

I'm shutting it off. Okay, I'm done. I'm sorry. So I just had another photo. See if you can recognize this one. You will be able to recognize it. But can you tell me the event where it took place, guys?

Oh yeah, no, that was a pack. Oh, you did? Yeah, you did? Yeah. Do you have place guys? Oh yeah, no, that was a... Pax. Oh, you did? Yeah, you did? Yeah. Do you have a photo? Can you get a photo? This one up? This one up?

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This one up? This one up? This one up? This one up? This one up? This one up? This one up? This one up? This one up? This one up? This one up? It packs the first, was it the first packs, right? I think it was the first. It was the first, it was the second one, but I think it was the first. I remember talking to you about this in person in 2004, because I remember this in the clip, Jeff's just sitting in a circle.

Yeah, and I love this, I love this picture, because we all obviously went in with a plan and Joel completely fucked it up. Like we're all crossing our arms, trying to look at a tough gang on his set of segways and Joel's just for whatever reason can't cross his arms. Is that down on the right? Yeah. did up. Like we're all crossing our arms trying to look at tough gang on his set of segways and jolted for whatever reason can't cross his arms. Is that down on the right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that's Jeff, right? It's not Jason. That's just Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. Jeff. There was that some park. I'm sure I could find a better place. I'm out of the bottle. Oh yeah. They killed this like, okay, there's there was red keys and yellow keys and black keys and the different keys changed your top speed. And it once we were good like the last 15 minutes of our hour We could change the black keys we all just immediately put on the black keys and just like raced all around and we were going off curbs

It was a green like that was it green like so never been on a segue Well if you go to green like you go on his little one That's not the same. That's not the same. I'm thinking of one of those like full ones that you hold onto. You wear the helmet. I don't know if they make those anymore.

I feel like people still do the segue to us in Austin. They do, but it's like those things are hard to get. You should be able to go on Amazon and buy them. I always laugh when I see like a police officer at an airport on a segue. I know, right? Is it a helmet that makes it look goofy?

Yeah. I think it's a combination. That if school is now, we're on Austin. Someone standing perfectly still and moving, it's just weird. Like they're just like, they're levitating to the place. Yeah. Those scooters are a bit of a controversy. What?

Exactly. Apparently there's like no regulation on them. If you'll are upset. Have you all heard about these scooters? I don't know what scooters you're talking about. I don't know that unregulated scooters are a concern. It's because you're used to. In the grand scale.

I'm not gonna lose sleep over that. I guess it's like a scooter sharing service, where it's like little electric scooters like go up to 15 miles an hour that you can rent and ride around. And then you don't have to leave them anywhere. You just when you're done, you just leave them where you are.

That seems really... You can't leave them on private property, surely. Right. But I think that's the thing people are just like ditching them are. That seems really... You can't leave them on private property, surely. Right. But I think that's the thing people are just like ditching them wherever. I was driving from home slice to the day. I drove by a Palmer Auto Tournament,

and they were two just like in the yard, like in the grass there. So I guess I'm confused as to what type of scooter you're talking about, because you're just a scooter. Like a razor scooter, but with an electric motor. Gotcha. Because I also think of like the little like scooters

that are almost like little moped's. No, not even that. Like that. Wow. So we could just rent a load of them, bring them all around here. Does this say bird? Yeah, bird is that brand.

Is that company? There's another one called line as well. I mean, if it was regulated better, it'd be a smart idea, but. Oh, do they have to say they like say bring your own helmet? They say you have to wear a helmet, but of course there's no. And just imagine walking around downtown with just a helmet, just in say you have to wear a helmet, but of course there's no. And just what I'm imagining walking around downtown

with just a helmet, just in case you want to use a lot of scooters. Yeah, seems like something that's a hassle. Yeah. The credit goes at least like you just hop in, use it. I have a couple videos here that I'd like to show, but we'll show them on the post show. So the videos, the main reason being is that

some of these videos are like 12, 13 years old. And so what's acceptable to say in a video has changed over time. And there was a couple times where I was like, I'm going to turn this video in for the doc. And I'm like, oh, what's somebody called somebody else a retard, you know what I mean? It's just like, yeah, we're not going to use that. Not cool anymore. Yeah. I mean, never really was. Never was cool, but we're a little bit more in the light accepted. I was watching an episode of Red Dwarf the other night that said it and I was like, wow, I didn't know that was in there. Yeah, there's some sort of little shock you like that.

The bad island. Yeah, and I just wouldn't use that word today. You know, so different worlds. Different worlds. And listen, I know that there's gonna be people who tell me that I'm in it. Prick or snowflake for, but I don't give a shit, fuck you. Yeah, I saw.

After we talked about, God, I not going to get into this. Yes. Go post him. If it's sensitive, no, no, it's not. I said, it's just like I don't know if I want to open this one. Get into it. Okay. Tell me people, like, you know, there's that whole Starbucks thing where those guys got arrested and people keep sending me this other video, this person, like, I said, it's like a rebuttal for like justifying the arrest. Yeah. And part of the crux of the argument is this person, I do not believe this. This other person says it's trespassing. It's like if someone came into your into your house, sat on your couch and refused to leave. So of course, you would call the police.

You're right. I don't keep my door unlocked with a fucking sign that says open 5 a.m. to 10 p.m. Open to the public. Right. Yeah. You'll you'll You're not a big house. It's the public play.

You cannot compare those two things. Yeah, that's a, also we literally talked about on the same podcast. Barbara and I talked about the Starbucks next door to us that we can't ever get into because people are just sitting in there all day, fucking typing their novels or whatever. Yeah. I mean, literally 10 minutes before we had that conversation,

we had you and I had that conversation. I guarantee you, any of us could sit in a Starbucks for undefined amount of time and not be asked to leave. Well, I guarantee anyone could sit in a Starbucks today. And that would happen. Starbucks would be like, can we get you know, can we get you to glass of water? They're probably be like, look,

everyone could just come hang out whenever they want to. But no, I know exactly what you mean. I could just sat in there with my laptop. Like if the guys that had laptops, would anybody have bugged them? You know? Probably not. You know? I mean, I've seen people go into Starbucks, they bring a fucking typewriter, a typewriter.

It's ridiculous. I would be so fucking mad if someone walked in with a fucking typewriter. Typewriter! You'd be so furious. You'd be mad. Because then you can't sit in peace. It's like, that, that, that, that, that,'s like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that out a sketchbook and started drawing. Where, where, where were they? I was at a concert.

With that they hold it like, it was bad. But it, no, it's not like, it was disturbing anyone. It's just like, it's such a... I wish that they, it was drawn. It was like themselves like a selfie, like a sketchy, like themselves like holding a sketchbook.

It was the band behind you. Yeah. Guy plays video. I'm gonna, I'm gonna play this site unseen, this from YouTube. Uh-oh. It's somebody recorded a dude who has a typewriter at a Starbucks and he's got what low

to be a full office set up. Guess what? It's a Hollywood. Yeah, look at that, this guy. This is at a Starbucks. Yeah, he's at a Starbucks and he's got his typewriter. He's got his coffee and he's got his little briefcase. What's the thing?

Is this guy not loitering? I mean, is that, is he not loitering? Is he not a drink? Did he buy something? Did he buy something? I get it, he has age drinks. How much does that $4 coffee, like how much time does that buy you?

I honestly think you could walk into a Starbucks with an empty Starbucks cup, set it down next to you and be in there all day. Yeah, I guarantee you're absolutely right. Yeah. I don't know, it's ridiculous. Whole things ridiculous. Yeah, I guarantee you you're absolutely right. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's ridiculous. Sorry. The whole thing's ridiculous. All right. Let's wrap this up.

We'll talk about it. That's a white ball dude with a tie. It's fine. You know, that's what I think. Personally, we're gonna wrap this up. All right. Thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you guys next time. Bye.

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