Rooster Teeth Podcast - Burnie’s Enormous Mistake - #501

Episode Date: July 17, 2018

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I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Blaine. It's your boy, Barb. And I'm Gus. You're that confused me. You have to do it. So, suggesting my mic too, hopefully that didn't like,

make noises like that. I discovered something the other day. I was watching YouTube videos and I had a video suggested to me and it was on this channel by this guy, what's his name, Walter Blake Noblock. And- Walter Blake Noblock? Yeah. Okay.

And he had this video about how he had purchased a palette of returned goods from Amazon. I was like, what does that mean? A palette, that's significant. How big of a palette, I mean, I know what the size of a palette is, we're like, how many boxes? Pretty big, how high. So, could you be a palette of whatever? Yeah, it mean, I know what the size of a pallet is, we're like, how many boxes? Pretty big, how high? So, could you be a pallet of whatever?

Yeah, it would, like, whatever people have returned. How much was it? The pallet was $1,500, that's a lot of money. But it says, they say the value of it is, you know, like, it's like $3,000 for a good. They target it towards people who resell stuff on eBay. So, do they just not want to bother restocking it in the right place? It's cheap, but just to sell them. So, I found, they sold a smaller version. They sold a box for $200.

Okay. And I convinced the broadcast department to buy it. No kidding. They've got a box of Amazon. Right. So it's just like shit that people have returned to Amazon. What is this like? They say that the value of the box is what?

Like 500 bucks Eric? 500 to 1500. 500 to 1500 dollars worth of items. Which one do you think we got? I'm betting we got the $30 one. Really? 400, we're keeping the average down for every little. So I, so I convinced Eric to buy one of the boxes

for the podcast and he sorted it. Did you value it, Eric? Uh, no. Okay, he hasn't valued it. He sorted it by what? He took, he said this was all the interesting stuff from the, from the box. That's lame.

I'm guessing we're not gonna open that one. And over here's all the uninteresting stuff. Eric, let's be honest, it's all the interesting stuff minus one or two items, right? That you just went choop in the pocket. You want to see one of the uninteresting boxes? No, you tell you. It's all you.

I feel like we're doing an Amazon ad. Although maybe it won't be an Amazon ad. So I'm so out. Some sort of Mac case. Shit. Holy cow. So I don't like unboxings. I never have like unboxings.

I got a bad taste in my mouth years ago when God, I can't remember the name of the guy, but I remember he worked for fucking Gizmodo. And he unboxed the Halo 3 thing, and I've been hated, unbought, oh, and ever since that fucking guy did that. And then he ruined the ending, but he didn't really actually ruin the ending.

He acted like he ruined the ending, but that wasn't the real ending. Yeah. Yeah. What a dick. So this kind of, it's kind of iffy. Oh, that was a lot of alcohol thing. But it's like got gamy handles.

It's like somebody used it for a picnic. For a cup gamy. Look at all the stuff is touched by people. Oh. Did they wash it? Don't cut your hands. So I don't return anything. Because I always think, oh, I don't have the original instructions or I cut the cellophane or something.

Look at this. It's like jammed in there. Also, what is that? This is a variable speed Vivo sun speed controller. Oh, I need one of those. Oh, it's the 120 volt version though. So that's good. I have no idea what this for use with 120 volt AC equipment or power tools that have a universal brush type motor or a motor that is compatible with a speed controller. So it's like a variac. Yeah, it's like a, so it's like you can take something that doesn't have a variable speed motor and then you put this on it

and it's like a real variable speed. Well, like a paint, like one of those auto paint thing. What would you use it for? Let's say if you have a Dremel, it's a one speed Dremel and it's got a brush type motor then you can put this in between that and the power outlet and just lower, it's like a dimmer. Or like a dimmer thing.

It's like dims. A dimmer for a motor. Yeah, dimmer for a motor. A motor dimmer. Laptop. It's made in China. Thing. Who took the time to return this? What is it? I don't know. It's like a way for your iPad to watch your laptop.

How else would you describe that? You guys want to see this where it's at the camera? It's like, here's the iPad here. Oh, so you can set up so you can watch it a lot of time. So you can have two strangers face time each other. I'm probably seeing you can record up so you can watch it live time so you can have two strangers face time each other Probably you can record Netflix videos on your iPad. That's exactly what it looks like. What is the name of it? Look what I got. Hey, you got one as well. Is that I'm really gammie and fucked up like it's missing chunks out of it. Oh, maybe that was a gammie batch And that's why they were oh, yeah, use it. Here's an iPad stand. How convenient.

What's the difference? So you just give all the stuff away to other people? That's the other thing too is I can't stand. So this came up. Oh, he just got sprayed with apple juice. Hey, it works. I don't. Anybody want some apple?

No, not with the gummy thing. I'm hesitant to call anybody out. I might overthink this stuff. It might not matter. I do not do unboxings. No offense to your group at Achievement Hunter. Oh, I don't do unboxings because I feel like it's a passive aggressive way of asking people

to send you stuff. Oh, right. And the early blogs had that like any cool news. He would always ask for presence on his birthday and stuff and I always thought, well, I don't wanna do that kind of stuff and I never wanted to the other thing was I agree with you.

At VidCon I did Gavin as you know the VidCon gift bag for featured creators is kind of ridiculous It's I mean they get the most ridiculous stuff to give away to people who attend the con and I did on Instagram I did a little thing of it and then I just gave it away to people. What was this year? I didn't go so this year was a good iPad one. Yeah, and it's your own member that yeah, but uh this year they They gave away a blue tooth headset a Blue tooth portable speaker. What is that you can do it? What is that you can do it? I'm trying to figure it out. You can't in that.

I'm gonna go Gavin, do in my hand. You got it. It's a blame harness. I can't get it. I crossed the set. Do it lap. What is it? It's a harness.

For what? I don't know. Do you want to see the good box? No, no, no, no, no. Let's keep going with it this one. So this looks like a switch case. Carrying case for Nintendo 2DS XL. I nailed it. You did not nail it. You said a switch case. It's a fucking with this one. So this looks like a switch case. Carrying case for Nintendo 2DS XL, I nailed it.

You did not nail it, you said a switch case. It's a fucking portable Nintendo case. It's got a Fanny pack. Here's another one of these visor things. What are these fucking things? So then, you don't want to feel left out? Here. So I always self-conscious about getting free stuff

in like a gift bag or something like that. It's cool to see the stuff they give away, but then I ended just like I took it all of the panel and just gave it to people or just handed that when I walked by AdVidCon. Is that insulting to the people who made the bag? I don't think so, because we were one of the items in there. We put million dollars about the card game.

Oh, okay. And so if they just gave it away to somebody at VidCon, I'd have been like, okay, cool. Somebody got million dollars, but that's the whole reason why we submitted that. Motion sensor alarm. If the motion sensor detects motion, it makes an alarm. Let's see if it works.

We need some batteries. I don't feel like I have some C batteries anymore. I feel like I can be railing with my conversation over here. So I'm gonna table that to later. Yeah, I don't think I would like this way of. So somebody just ripped this this the fuck open this box What is wrong you guys are animals? What is going on out there that whoopee cushion? This is like a pixel of Android case a pack of six floors of lightbulbs

What is this light bulbs? Yeah, six four percent light bulbs This is this is not a good service man It's yummy is done. IUNK! I'm out. You want to look at the good box? Yes, so there's a lot of fun stuff in there. There's so much DNA in these boxes. Oh, gross. I can see there's wax on it.

Sniff it. So what are we gonna do with others? Are we contributing to waste? Like what are we gonna do with this? What are you gonna do with it, Eric? Don't throw that stuff, dude. Oh, a bug's up. God, it's exactly what I hate.

I've become what I hate. I mean, I'm used to becoming what I hate, but it's like, I just wanted to have some things leave. Oh, bug's up. Oh, God. It's exactly what I hate. I've become what I hate. I mean, I'm used to becoming what I hate But it's like I just wanted to have some things leave. Oh Let me see it hurts What are you doing? It's a battery. How bad is it gonna hurt you? I don't know the only house medium Do you do your face tonight? Yeah, do nose do nose Do you do your face? Should I? Yeah, do nose. Do nose.

Ah! Didn't work. You have to hold the button. Oh, wait, I almost touched the thing. I almost fixed the wire. Can I fix the wire with that? Yes, like you're not holding the button. You have to hold the button. You're not holding the button.

Am. Hold it on there more. Oh! God! I'm wearing the surprise. This is the best thing. How. Oh, I got it. This is the best thing. How much is this worth the price of a mission right here? Oh, look, here's another one of these,

but this one's in the package. Oh, is it Gammie? It doesn't look like it. These are really, really don't want these. That apple slicer is not well received. This comes with a one year full warranty. Oh, look at it. Go for it.

It's all you. Oh, you can look at it, but they could have used it on bugs. Oh, that's true. Yeah. No, that's, you'll have the, the sign with it. Oh, you could do your nose. I'm over this already. I don't know if that's what you went through the bad bag. We said, I said, we're gonna go through the good bag. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, these like Wolverine's gardening gloves. Two pairs of them. That's actually pretty cool. It's really cool. I just were like digging if you wanted to like dig

shit up in your garden. All right, so if you got me a plant pot with duh. You have an apple wand? You could take that home and show that to Meg and she would have an entire costume built around that in about a week. What was the other thing you got there? Socks lighter.

For putting socks on? Wow. Oh, dude. The process of loading that and then putting your foot through someone's foot has probably been through here. I already shoot up So those are claws Let me do you That act genuinely feels good Some Nintendo Switch cases.

Are they Switch cases? Do they have any Nintendo Switches? Doesn't feel like it. That'd be dope again. Digital kitchen scale. Again, you worried about returning stuff? Don't even worry about it. Just chuck it back in the box.

Maybe not even. Some of the shit didn't have boxes. Apparently some of these people were turned into Amazon by just driving by the headquarters and throwing it out the car. What is that? Oh, it's like there's silicon beads. Oh, Discontinant. This is wicked. I like this for a phone phone camera. Oh, cool.

Who's he? Sure. I don't know if I can Switch it through the hot. Thank you to our audio listeners. You had 500 good podcasts. I guess fuck you at this point Next time by the palette, Gus. What's that? Computer fan? With the LED red. How do we get us to stop doing this? I hate this already.

I think this, look, you wanna build a bird house? A bird house. It's invite hummingbirds to nest in your yard. Lots of other birds love and use Hummer Helper. Hummer Helper is not a great name for this product, by the way. Now you're marketing to old people, it's fine. It's weird that that was returned. Like what would they, what would they expect?

Right. Yeah, like what was the disappointment? Yeah, like what it showed up? Oh, it's hummingbird now. A hummingbird. There are a fuck ton of switch cases in here, by the way. Although I had to say, I recently bought the board game Clue and somehow managed to buy two of them.

So I had to do my first return to Amazon ever. Some of a phone. Yeah, all of a phone, just some of the phone. That was a bug zapper too. What is low and high? What's that dial for? Volume. Volume, buddy.

Or a ringer probably, it's by ringer. Is that another purse? I think it's a binoculars case. Ooh. Who has binoculars, but not the case? I have binoc, oh. You have a case for him? I have binoc, yeah. They come in a fucking case. Ooh. Who is binoculars, but not the case? I have been out. Oh, you have a case for him? I've been out. Yeah, they come in. They come in a fucking case. Yeah. Yeah. I'll hold more Apple Watch bands. All right. That's it. I thought I was very curious to see what people return to Amazon.

Well, where's the rest of the phone? Yeah, where can you buy just this? I don't know. It's like, oh, I have the phone, but I slammed it like to someone Ed Harris, the top of the phone. I don't know. It's like, oh, I have the phone, but I slammed it, like, to someone Ed Harris, the top of the phone. I don't know. Have you seen the outtakes from the rock? No. He's a just in character the whole time, and every time he messes up, he, because he's delivering the line down the phone.

He just slams the phone up. You see that one? There was a press conference where they were talking about, what was that movie about something violence, history of violence or something? Like the key in vegan warrants or something? Eastern promises? Or?

I can't remember, but he gets like all pissed off in the movie press conference and is like, you wanna know about violence? And he like slams the microphone, walks out of the thing, it was very uncomfortable. But I like it here. What's up?

You got a little fuck. Nothing, nothing. I'm just waiting out this thing. As opposed to actively participating? I just, it's not my thing, dude. It's not my thing. You were the boring book. Are there any like child size submarines in there?

No, I did not see any. Not darned. Speaking of things that are just pointing out at the box, I played C at the Eves this weekend again. I reinstalled it. Why? I played it. I regret it.

I regret it. I was like, okay, there's been two major DLC updates. There's probably something cool to do now. Nope, there was nothing. If there was stuff, we couldn't figure it out inherently. We would have to go online to read it. You can't just wander around and get eight people and get a shark summoned by accident.

So that's the other thing too, is like you needed like eight people to get anything done for some of that DLC. Just some of this big megalodon thing. Xbox had lights. Didn't want to get together with eight other people. That's some service where if you paid like a premium price, then you could download games

in play for like, they had a free shelf for a week, and that's how it's easy. That's a very, I don't know. They're pushing it all the time. Is that Xbox Gold or some other? Xbox Game Pass? Game Pass, but yeah, I got Game Pass, and that's how I played Cthes.

And a week was like more than enough time to play that game. They sold a bunch of it. So all the first party titles for all the first party titles for Microsoft are gonna come out and Game pass. Did you play Save the K2, Gus Cerella? Did you play Save the K2? Yeah, I did, I did. I did.

I did call the full loco. I didn't finish it, but I played it. Why? What'd you think? It was okay. It was think? It was okay. It was okay. Yeah, it was okay. What was okay?

I didn't finish it. I stopped and just found other games to play. Dude, I played all the way through, I played through a full K&Pane, and you achieved legacy status if I recall correctly, and then you just start over somewhere else, and you have to go through all four classes of leader to get all the achievements. I was like, I'm not doing this.

Yeah, it didn't seem like there was much story there. You start out and there's some story and then you're just kind of surviving. Here's my thing, Microsoft's doing well. You ready for the scale? Go for it. There's everything Microsoft's doing. Hot take. I think that they are trying or they have been trying too hard on exclusives to focus on

multiplayer. Like Sea of Thieves, State of decay, the big thing that they were trying to do with that was move what was a really fun single-player experience and make that online co-op, whereas I think PlayStation has been fucking crushing it by making exclusive single-player campaigns. Like God of War. Did you play that? Blame? Yeah, oh absolutely I figured you'd love it the the Valories not that shit like I was like the in game was incredible just as much as the Campaign I don't know man. Why did you figure blame will love it? Because it's all broy. It's a broe is fuck Yeah, that's fucking meaty game. I'm I tiered up with all that son father sun shit All that emotional bullshit. Yeah, fuck yeah. The shit was great.

All that fucking personal bonding. Could do without that. Little more acts in the face. That's what I want. I like the Leviathan Axe, man. When you get that thing to draw that thing back, it's just like, they got that right. That's so sh-sh-sh-sh.

Yeah, almost every PlayStation 4 experience I've had has been single-player. I horizon, Detroit. Detroit. I guess last of us had multiplayer, which is good. We have really two's on the way this year. We have a strong single player. What's on the way this year?

Isn't last of us two coming this year? No, they have not announced anything. They've been even announced a year for that. I just, we just finished like a month of E3 coverage as well. But Red Dead Redemption 2 is supposedly coming out in like two and a half months now, right? October. Yeah, early October I think.

Okay. So we got August, September and then early October. So yeah, we're like three months away. Yeah, two and a half, three months away. Confused. How can you? Where's the? Where's the information? Where's the?

No, I'm not seeing anything. No game is nailed riding a horse. Uh, you mean versus actually riding a horse? Real life. No, no Japan World Cup was pretty close. Yeah, it was. I forgot about that. It's just never fun. When is riding a horse fun in the game?

I would say in Red Dead Redemption, it was a very enjoyable experience. Oh, it's a lot of it though. Did a Sastas tree you had melee attacks when you were riding a horse on that, right? So, Gus, the secret to a Western getting a horse rate is not a lot of it. Just a little bit.

Just enough horse. I was such a big map and so much horse I I think Ashley Said that that's the only game that she never would fast travel in because she wanted to like enjoy Riding the horse from one place to another for me was black flag I never fast traveled in that game really because the ship. Yeah, but you didn't like see it thieves No, you're looking forward to skull and bones. Yes. Did you play it? You three? I didn't know

Really? Yeah, I didn't go check Adam. I was played it. I know. He played everything There's no boarding in that game. That's fine by me It's like you just like grapple the other ship and then you're done. That's how you win Yeah, you like you like wear it down then you take it over is it just ship combat? I thought the shot gameplay of like a dude on a Walking around like hub world or something hub world. Yeah, he was like on a Doc everything that they played it at E3 was basically like the ship was your character Am I crazy? I thought that they like showed a trailer where at the end there was like a

Crackin or something like was there like is there a mythical? I think are you thinking of see a thief? I think you might be no, I'm definitely not and I put I remember it sticking out and was like oh was there like, is there a mythical? I think, are you thinking of C.A.T.? I think you might be thinking. No, I'm definitely not. And I put, I remember it sticking out and was like, oh, that seems like C.A.T.E.S. Well, there's the whole thing where they show the captains like teaming up around the candle. And it's like, it's one of those cinematic trailers where you have to kind of draw out, like, why are they showing this particular thing?

It's a show that they have a teaming up mechanic where you can party up. And, but the way it looked from the game, we'll see, probably someone correcting us on Twitter right now, it looked like it was all just a bunch of people, like in ships. I can't think of you just with those gloves on. They're actually like not too bad.

Oh geez, you don't know where that's been. Oh I don't know where it's been. You literally don't know where that's been. I just like the first thing I do is itch my balls with it too. Yeah, that's probably. Don't figure. Some like big guys.

Are they good ball etching? They're not bad. Just think about the person. Just think about the kind of person playing that would order not one of those, but two pairs of those. And how to incorporate that into their lifestyles and then you just shut them up your notes.

Like the green goblin or something like that. Yeah. Spider-Man. That's what a, that's what green goblin sounds like. Anyway, some dudes basement though. Oh, God. I think green goblin. Goblin?

Yeah, this is original character. So I know the green goblin. I'm goblin? Yeah, this is original character. So I know that I'm a big goblin. I'm like, late to the game on this one. Did you guys ever play Wolfenstein, like, new order, new colossus or any of those? Yeah, I did. Wolfenstein, too, that, whatever the newest one is. Yeah, wait, yeah. I just went that much set of massive spoiler.

Well, I think that, so did you love it? Yeah, I just went through and I blasted to those and like, you kind of have to though, because if I may, you're a lovely female companion, love that game. And it's like always talking about it. It's the only reason I picked up and played it is because she kept recommending it so much. Whenever, yeah, they announced that they're having like a sequel

that's like co-op about little Blaskwood's daughters. Yeah. That's when I was like, okay, I should probably play this game so that I can play that with her when it comes out. Yeah, I fucking loved it though. It's fun. I found it hot in places.

Yeah. I play it quite hot, difficulty, but I died a lot in that game. You still play games on like hard difficulty? Yeah. If there's like, I don't believe. Yeah, I've probably destroyed a normal, but that've said, yeah, I've started dialing it. I always try and play one down from the hottest. Okay. Because I

usually think that's how they made the game. One down from hardest, like heroic, right? Is how they make one down and one more difficult, one physically down on the menu. When you say down, it means easier to me. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How could I be run up from the hottest? Yeah, he goes to the hardest and goes one down. I got you. I was thinking default.

I was mistaken. I'm sorry, because I think someone told me that Halo was made for heroic. Correct. And then made harder and then made easier. So I'm playing, if I'm one from the top, probably playing how they made it. Yeah.

See, there's some games as I just don't have the time to like get incredibly good at the game. Well, that's, yeah, if you're not good at games, you can, so, listen, there's no shame in me, I'm 45, dude. I'm, what am I gonna be, an esports pro gamer next week? But, you've aged out of esports like three times. I really have. I know.

You're gonna be on the triple senior league for esports. There is a read about a counter strike team somewhere in Europe called the silver snipers. And I think the youngest person is 61. Holy shit. Are they any good? Probably not. I mean, let's be honest. Is there a correlation with age and your abilities and video games?

Just yes. The answer to that question is yes. Age and anything. There is a correlation. Let's go to be something you get better at with age Dine Returning shit to Amazon. That's you get really good at it the older you get maybe like bad jokes Scotch the silver sniper range in age from 62 to 81

81 what the fuck dude let me take something if we were all smart we like video games Do I like video games? Yeah? I like video games If we were all smart we would stop playing video games right fucking now right now and just wait until we retire Like I don't know what we're gonna get to retire like what 75 Play all the best games right just play just pick up video games and seems like the perfect hobby if you're retired It's like there's gonna be a plenty of new games in the future though. You're gonna be done Like you don't gonna play Witcher 3 when Witcher 9 is out. Right. Just go play Witcher 9. It might not be better It might not be better. So why wouldn't I play Witcher 3 if Witcher 9's not better? So old Yeah, would you want to play any Atari 2600 games today? No, it looks ugly. Yeah, there's no way you would do that

I'm not I'm not saying pick it up from this point. Just take up to 20, 30, 50 years off from the hobby, then come back to it and just do it when you retire. But I'm saying that doesn't make sense. That makes a lot of sense, because, for example, I really liked Mario 64. It games an ugly mess now. I don't want to look at it.

I'm not saying, I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm saying wait and play the modern game then he's saying skip all the games. He's Forget about it. Stop playing video games and then you'll have the same incredible You're not saying you'll have more to choose from you're saying there will be more to choose from because like Apparently they just keep ramping up how many games they're making I Understand the point of this my argument. I'm just saying for retirement Video game playing is a great hobby. So just go do something else for now.

But why not do it now? It's the waste of fucking time. But you've been, you've missed out on things like PUBG. It's two different points. What do my two points, Gavin? You're saying you like doing something, so stop doing it. Yeah.

And then do it later. But don't go back and do all the stuff you missed. Just do it later. Here's the point of trying to make, which I'm probably not explaining clearly, is if we keep playing video games until the time we're 65, we're probably gonna be sick of video games by that point in time, right? But, I don't know.

But at 65, that's when you wanna be playing video games cause it's a very sedentary activity. It's a lot of fun and it's not overall in terms of hobbies, not that expensive. I have been playing video games for 35 years already. And I'm still not sick of it. And you're not less enthusiastic about video games, than you were?

No, if anything, I'm trying to play more. That's why I play an easier difficulty now, just to try to get through more games. What's the best game you've played recently? The best game I've played with God of War, easily. You're still rocking consoles, huh? Yeah, I play PCN console. Right now I'm in kind of a console phase, but I still rocking consoles, huh? Yeah, I play PC Unconsole. Right now I'm in kind of a console phase,

but I still am I giving PC? I wanna get into, I played it for a bit when it came out when it was new-ish, but I wanna play more CUB with Space Program. Yeah, yeah, I wanna get it all bits in that. Play Fortnite. I should play Fortnite. I think I'm the only person not playing Fortnite.

Fortnite is super popular. I never heard of it. Fortnite. It's called Fortnite. You build a fort and then you defend it at night. It's the zombies, right? And then also shoot 99 other people. For some random reason. So no one actually plays Fortnite, right? I do. I do. You do. There's a fucking skill tree that you get research points every day. And as you get the login on daily basis and you get a fucking llama? Why would you be playing that when you're 45 when you could be 60 cuz I'm playing with my kid

Wait until he's wait until he retires. Yeah, I'm playing with my kid my kid wants to play pve Tell him to wait I I've tried I said I'll play with you in your 65. What would you do if you weren't playing video games right now that you're still this old? I just feel like, listen, there's a reason why I'm saying this. Let's do. I'm saying this because this weekend, I made an enormous mistake. For some reason, I don't know why,

I reinstalled World of Warcraft. Why did you do that? I don't know why. I don't know why I did it. I don't know why I did it. I unlocked an achievement in World of Warcraft in World of Warcraft and the last achievement in that chain that I unlocked was in 2009. I hate seeing stuff like that.

I'm like, because I remember vividly like the last time I played a game, but when it's been nine years is like, I'm dying. Yeah, and I don't much time has passed. I was thinking what has happened in the nine years, it's like, I'm dying. Yeah, and I still have so much time as past. I was thinking what has happened in the nine years between these two moments that has led me back to doing the exact same thing I'm doing that I was doing in 2009, and it was very disappointing to me.

I don't know, I got upset. That's all though, have you seen battle pets? Have you seen battle pets? Because you battle pets? I've heard of it. They're like pets, they have a pet. I mean, you battle them though. You don't pet them, you battle them.

So like battle pets. Yeah, it's exactly like that. It's an in world of warcraft, it's in world of warcraft. They're called battle pets. And you get one. So listen, what's it called again? Battle pets.

Okay, so Gus, you remember when we used to walk around together in Azeroth, that I had a little orange cat, Joe the cat, which makes you realize how fucking old Joe the cat is because I had a Joe the cat in World of Warcraft. So I had this little pet, and now they've introduced Battle Pets. Battle, Battle Pets? Battle Pets, they're pets, and they battle each other.

You can have battles with your pets. I got this orange cat, and he's pretty, oh, that's it. So anyway, Fishy, so I used the Battle Pets, oh, I wonder if the Pratiyablo that came it. So anyway, fish she, so I use the battle pet, oh, I wonder if the pro-yoblo pet that came with the original edition, I wonder if that's a battle pet. Anyway, then you run into other pets out in the world now

and then you fight your pet versus the wild pet or other people's pets and then you can capture them. Can you kill them? I captured a frog, Gavin, I captured a frog. And then I looked at the list and there's like a thousand of these foggy things and I'm, this it, I captured a frog, Gavin, I captured a frog. Yeah. And then I looked at the list and there's like a thousand of these fucking things and I'm, I'm, I'm done. I'm just, I'm in fucking a fantasy world

and I'm chasing little critters around trying to fight them in capture them. This is what I'm gonna say like. Can I say one word? Can I say one word? It's very clearly Pokemon by the way. I don't think there's any illusions that they're not ripping off Pokemon.

No, it's called Battle Pets. What were you saying? Stop. I want to. Stop. I want to, but I can't. There's even a sports mode where you have a ball? What's that get? Guys, what is the sports thing?

Wait, you catch a pet in a bull? No, there's like a ball game where you hand off the ball to each other. That must have come after I stop playing. Rocket League? Griff Bull. By the way, wow is very different now than it was back in. It looks like my last achievement was about seven years ago. Had a great time playing it.

Oh, remember all the mods we would run? So you get like quest tracking and all that stuff. All that stuff is built into the game now. I know, but it's way more sophisticated too. Like I can click on an active quest on the right side and it brings up a separate map that's shown me where to go and everything like that just kind of keeps you hooked in I went from level one actually easy and accessible now supposed to how it was before yeah

Except it hasn't get up with like modern day resolutions like I have one of those wide monitors And my character screen which I can't move his way over here and my inventory is like way over here So I'm just like this like transferring stuff over So yeah, but I had a great time. I was playing out. Why do you have one of those wide, do you game on that? Blood Elf Paladin, case you were interested Gavin, thank you. I have what?

Is that for gaming that screen? Yeah, yeah. I built a, what game suit being like, PupGee's great. I feel like you had to see everything. You have to be moving your head It's like a peripheral vision like a fucking real person does it seems ever seems inconvenient when you look when you see all of your vision

It's not why I see all my vision. What do I do? Like look at everything you can see now? Yes, not as wide as one of those monitors RT pod like I'm looking at you I know there's someone over there, but I don't know who it is. Oh, so I'm gonna speak about Gus. I'm not saying like the actual field of view, I'm saying the ratio isn't that much wider than it is high. You can see really high.

But I know, I prefer it though, because then you don't have to turn. If you think someone's over here, you don't have to turn your character, you can just look while still continuing down your path. But like if it was higher, if it was like, you know, then it would be stupid, I think, because then it's just like a big stupid.

Yeah, and if the monitor just helps, how do you explain how I'm so bad at PUBG then? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that chicken dinner, but not victory royale, right? Oh, are you asking me? I don't know, I just want to get you a gamer. You're on that fucking good. You're the one doing the one doing Fortnite. So the, the thing about Fortnite is you get down to the top five, which I can do on a fairly regular basis, and then they just start fucking doing that, whatever that building shit is, which,

and everything goes up, I can't do that part. And I refuse to learn. I'm sure sit there and sleepin' for a while. I'm 45. 45. Exactly. Victory royale, look at me, no shit. And I refused to learn I'm just sit there and I'm 45 45 45 Exactly victory royale look at me knowing shit. I've seen people get a lot of those You contributed to that I've got zero. I'm still 100% lifetime on PUBG mobile though. I Got you play with bots. What do you mean? Do you not know that you play against bots? Yes, you ruined everything for me

I had a hundred percent lifetime you don't play against other players Eventually you do but the first time you play it's bots. Oh And for the most part they they pat out a lot of the players with bots. It's very few human 100% on the tutorial sure why not I'm a hundred percent on this tutorial I can't wait so you're there's no pvp It is but you don't know when you're playing against a human versus a plane They don't know that I was playing it. You always like it's not in the first time You don't know when you're playing against a human versus playing They didn't know that I was playing it. You always thought it was in the first time. You don't know that though. You're right.

I don't know that. They seem very active to me. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. Anyway, battle pets. You should get on with Gus. We can be walking around in the Sepulcher right now. Sepulcher.

What did I say? Sepulcher? Sepulcher? Yeah. I say Sepulcher. You. You would say Sepulcher. What did I say? Sepulcher? Sepulcher? Yeah. I say Sepulcher. You say it wrong. I probably do. Here, let me read this.

Let me step you once while you read it on the hand. No, we'll see. I gotta read the thing. If I don't read the thing. You know what? Go stand behind him. See if you can see in his peripheral vision when that thing's coming in.

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My heart rate just bumps up a bit. See, you didn't have to work out anymore. You get your car, you'll win. Just like I have someone, someone to wave that thing in front of you. So Gus, we had a very fun morning. Yeah, it was great. It was a really fun morning.

Do you know what we did today? Offsite. Offsite. Management, offsite great. That was a really fun morning. Do you know what we did today? Offsite meeting. Offsite management offsite meeting. Okay. Is a lot of people in management? A lot of people in management. A lot of people. I don't understand about offsite. Go ahead. Why is it offsite? I don't know. As a matter of Matt, they want to make them a little more inaccessible where people can't like pop in and grab someone. Let me just look at those somewhere. No, you know why we're doing it.

We're doing it because we get concentrated. First of all, we don't have a place in this company. The biggest conference room we have is the conference room in the animation department. Oh, that's pretty big, yeah. Yeah, that's a big one, but it is hard to find a place where we could fit like everyone who runs the department at this company or executive management all in one place.

What do you think was in there? 35-bit batch of magic you hear? He's not. He's still at the beginning. You're probably sucker. 45-bit. 45 people? Yeah, probably 45 people.

Yeah, it would be 10 tables. I counted that. Oh. What's the point of it though, if two of the main people left? 45 people. Yeah, probably. It would be 10 tables. I counted that. Oh, yeah. What's the point of it, though, if two of the main people left? It's the end of the day. Gus and I are two of the main people and management get the fuck out of here. What's wrong with you?

What do you think you work? What year is this? 2008? Yeah, I was like, this is very interesting. I don't know what this acronym means, but I'm not going to ask. I'll let you in on the secret. Gus got very upset with me during the meeting. Oh, yeah. We were talking about turnover rate.

And Richard Keith has an astronomically low turnover rate. We don't lose that many employees. Just for- What is turnover rate? Across all industries. I think he said it was between- No, no, like, do you need to explain what turnover rate is? Turnover rate is the percentage of your staff

that leave it in a year, basically. So, you know, if like you work on a staff of 20 people in 10 of them leave in a year, you have 50% turnover. I'm guessing we're like, what, two, three percent? We're low, like we're out of five. This is what I was told. And he was, he was just ballparking, you know,

Glenn, who's the head of a dollar? Wait, did someone leave this here? Yeah, we have people that were here that are not here. That's the, yeah. I mean, a lot of people, I mean, from the audience perspective, they might not have seen people on camera that have left,. That's the, yeah. I mean, a lot of people, I mean, you, from the audience perspective, they might not have seen people on camera that have left, but there's always people that like,

you know, don't appear on camera. I think, leave, as well. So that counts in the total. There's way more people behind camera than in front of camera. You think that's the case? Yeah, there's, yeah, we've, I mean, look, there are people.

Four of us here is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. But a lot of people have peered on camera regular basis. West doesn't count. Yeah, like West uses on camera all the time. No, he's the camera. He's the people I've seen his face. I know.

So anyway, so we were talking about the place, we worked one time at a call center, turnover rate in the worst year was 300 to 350% meaning we turned over the whole staff. Whoa. About three and a half times in one year. There's a reason for that though. The reason being is that this was a call center at the beginning stages of the internet becoming a residential product and it was also during the dot com era.

We could literally hire someone for back then. I think it was 1997, 1998. We could hire someone for $7 an hour. Then once we put them to training for tech support, and then also they started training for, back then it was no Vell networks, remember? Is it no Vell a thing anymore? I'm sure they still exist.

Yeah, and then like their MSCE, which is a Microsoft certification exam, once they got either one of those things within about two to three months, they went from $7 an hour to about $80,000, or $70,000 an hour? Yeah, an hour. So we would lose people all the time. It was like, that's where I learned of like,

how much a company invests in training someone. Like if we could get like six months out of them, we were happy to get that. And it was a great starting point for a lot of people. Whereas Ryshe Keith apparently is the place where people go to die. They hear forever. In chat here, Daniel, RF is saying the place he works is 94%.

94% changes. So Roushichith has an astronomically low turnover. What I mentioned is call center. I said, I said, oh, Jeff, who's sitting across from me. I said, Jeff and I used to work at this place where we had 300% turnover. And Gus leans out and goes, hey, I used to work there too. Thanks for mentioning me. And I think Gus wanted me to feel there too. Thanks for mentioning me.

And I think Gus wanted me to feel bad because I didn't mention him for working at the old place. When in reality, I just didn't realize Gus was in that room. I was sitting two people away from him. Why are you sitting on the other side of Bairg? So, I was sitting next to Ashley. Yeah, it's true.

But I was just like, I was like, oh, okay I forgot you guys wasn't Jeff a manager there So it was guys you were a manager Yeah, yes, this is the one where you made your own for Jeff's manager. No, you was okay, sorry God Jeff was on Gus's team and then Jeff got promoted to be a manager as well Jeff got promoted faster than anyone else in the history of the company manager. Yeah I got promoted pretty quickly and I was happy history of the company in the manager. Yeah. I got promoted pretty quickly and I was happy with that,

but Jeff, like, what did it take to get promoted to that company? Just take around like five months and that's good. No, I think Jeff was there nine months and got promoted to manager. Gus was like about a year and he was there. But Gus also left. Gus went, we had the weirdest conversation.

It's so funny, people's approach to career when they're younger. Like I remember specifically having a conversation with Gus, where he said, I've worked here for about two, two and a half years or something at the time, and you said, and I'm not supposed to work anywhere for longer than two years. Well, that was kind of the mentality during the dot com time, was that if you're staying at one place too long, you're stagnating and you're not learning anything new, that you shouldn't stay at any one job more than two years. That seems dumb. That's a bummer.

I'll take some else though. Take some else though. So I learned it many years. I've only had two jobs since I was 19 years old. And I've worked every day of those 14 decades or however old I am. But one thing I've learned for sure is that nothing affects your salary, working somewhere, your salary, working somewhere, your compensation, more than whatever you started at that company.

So the way that you can make big jumps in salary or compensation is literally by going somewhere else. Like if you say you start working somewhere and you start at like a salary of $24,000, and that's the salary you start when you work there. If you make a big promotional change and you go from 24 to 36, that's a 50% raise. But I mean, a $36,000 salary for jumping up

to another position like in management or something like that, that can still be less than what that person should be paid, but everyone's like, well, you know, it's a 50% raise. You got a big raise. Right, exactly right. So it really is true that you're starting salary. It should be based off what you used to have. It should be like, what's your

position? That's that money. That does seem kind of like an unfair thing. I agree. I agree. And a lot of places where, you know, they have union stuff like that, or more typically an industry is where those positions are already set, you know, then those things are, you know, they already have those things, but especially if you go into a new position created by your own work, yeah, it's one of those things that can affect know, they already have those things, but especially if you go into a new position, created by your own work, yeah. It's one of those things that can affect you. Basically, Bernie's telling both of you to, you need to quit.

I was like, yeah, Gavin, you wanna? Yeah, I got a rotation rate, or turnover rate just went up to 50%. Why, in that conversation. No, but it's very true. And it's something you did, you know, it's something you should bring up in compensation meetings is that, you know, hey, I worked for this amount before,

but, you know, now I'm worth X and I can go somewhere else and get it Hey, is it yeah, all right. What's wrong? It's that smart move though. It's gonna be like well this other place. Well, see me this no, it's terrible idea I mean, that it means a great idea if you want to go to that other place. It's not a great idea People you were for will be like all right, bye. Go on Yeah, I mean you you you can't make that bluff if you're not willing to follow through on it. Like I read all the time on various subreddit,

so today I fucked up, that exact scenario you just presented was like, I told my company that I had another job offer and they needed to match my salary, they called my bluff and they told me I had two weeks to leave. Oh! It's like, so you definitely don't make that claim unless it's really true. I've learned that in Hollywood too, that it's like you, that people just call each other. I had a really great experience when we did the first crowdfunding campaign at Rooster

Teeth. Our buddy, Freddie Wong, had already done three campaigns for video game high school, three very successful ones. And when I told him we were going to be doing one as well, we were kind of late to the game for crowdfunding. He goes, Hey, come over. I went over to rock a jump. He'd like laid everything out, showed me like, went over everything, said, ask me any questions or whatever. And he made a great point of time, which is he said, everyone in Hollywood shares all these numbers. If we don't do the same thing, where it's to our detriment, essentially.

I'm just not a direct quote. And he's 100% right. Since we started pitching shows to TV and things like that, I've talked to Asians who are like, oh yeah, if we say this network is interested and this other one is interested, they all know each other. So it's like, we actually have to have interest

in these different projects or something like that or from investors before we can, you can't just talk around the edges of that because they'll call each other and go, Hey, are you really gonna like take this person? You're really a highly spurs and you can direct this thing to film for you. Like, fuck that guy. No. So you gotta be careful about that stuff. Small, small industry, small towns. Are we gonna call it from San Marcus? Who do you think that was?

I don't know. That's good. That's good job. Drag cleaner. Maybe. Eric conditioning repair. Air conditioning repair. Air conditioning repair? That's double be a good guess, but I'm not doing any air conditioning. That's gonna be good business in Austin, right? Oh my gosh.

Especially right fucking now. It's boiling. What is cheaper? Having someone come out every summer when you're air conditioning breaks, okay, two compresses. One is backup. What's the point of getting too, like in case your compressor breaks? getting two compressors. One is backup. What's the point of getting two, like in case your compressor breaks? What's the bit that freezes when it's hot?

I believe you, you guys think you got it right? It's a compressor. I mean, it's a condenser. Just get two of them and then switch over to the other one. What does the compressor do? That's the squishies there. I don't know.

It's like a compressor. I believe dynamics makes it colder., like the compressor, I believe. The blue dynamics makes it colder. I believe the compressor acts as a pump and transfers the cool cooling agent up to the coils in your house so the air gets blown over them and cools the place and then takes the heat from there that's been transferred out of the air, back and then re-cools it for sending back into your house.

Okay. So the compressor's basically like the heart. It's moving the cold into your house and the hot out of it. We're just moving the hot out. Right. Right. That's all it can do.

Yeah, over the coils where the air is blown over which then goes through your vents. Okay. I'm gonna take your word for it. Cheap solution Gavin. Yeah, call Gus. He'll fix your AC for you. Who come and fix it?

I just, it's just so annoying. I guess I just, I never had a house in England so I don't associate any of these problems. I also didn't have any. I like Eric and just thing, yeah. Oh, heating though, I had. But all of my problems with my stuff has been in America and dealing with people from Austin

who are kind of, Austin's very, ah, whatever, you know, kind of, kind of workers. They're not really that into their jobs I get the feeling. And it's just a nightmare every time. Actually, I think it's easier, much easier to get somebody come out work on your AC

if you live in a rental property because there's all sorts of laws that protect renters if they don't have AC. There's a certain amount of time by which the landlord has to rectify that. Otherwise, there's like a significant penalty question. Yeah, but if you're homeowner, like a fucking sweat bitch,

this is kind of related with service stuff. Owning Teslas, is it kind of a bitch to get those things serviced or do you just have to take them to the Tesla dealership? I feel like you have less options, right? It might be now that Elon Musk is burning through everybody goodwill. What the hell is going on with that guy?

Dude, I know. I'm trying to segue into that, but I am curious though, like how do you, in my experience, and I've had one for a while, OG, there was a long period of time when, they're starting a car company, and the big part of a car company is confidence, and writing the story of that,

there's two big things for it, is serviceability, and then also resale value. So I actually have traded in one Tesla and got a new one, because they put out a new one every fucking year of the same model, just a little bit better and a little bit faster. Yeah, thank you.

Yeah, how dare they put out a new car every year, like every other car company? It's different, it's the same fucking one. And then they say, they put like, they put a like a higher number on it's faster, or in my case, they put in all the autonomous stuff. But it is when I bought my first one. If you said what car you have and they were like,

oh, I have a 2016 Model S and someone else said, I have a 2017 Model S. That's very common. Yeah, that's like most companies, right? Exactly. But if what if they had the Ford F-150 and then they had the Ford F-155? Because that's the way Tesla does it. So it looks like a different model of car, but it's not, it's still the same car. F-150 and then they had the Ford F-1505 because that's the way Tesla does it.

So it looks like a different model of car, but it's not, it's still the same car. It's the Model S 65, I think 75, I had an 85 and now they're up to like 100. So this means nothing to any of you, right? No, I know, I'm power of the engine. I know exactly what you're saying. Don't really care so much about that,

about that because I'm not a car guy, which sounds weird, because I somehow have become associated with my car so heavily. Speaking of which, you even have a lower third. I gotta change my divino wrap on my car because there's been an increase in people taking photos of me at car

and I like to floss my teeth in my car. I think people are watching me floss my teeth. I see people picking their nose and their cars all the time. Of course they do. Everybody does that. Crazy animals. That's like peeing in the shower. The whole brand new car thing is something that I completely

avoided by just going with a really old vehicle. So now I don't have to worry about that anymore. No, yeah, okay, yeah. I cure it lower third. Ha, ha, ha. So, I absolutely. That's always my advice to anyone. It's like don't ever buy a new car.

It's the worst possible thing you can do. By, by use car, let someone else take all the depreci car. It's the worst possible thing you can do. Yeah, buy by use car Let someone else take all the depreciation. Let someone else take the fucking hit on that step apply to a Tesla I feel like they sell pretty well. It doesn't they off to you, Veta? I don't think I think we're gonna reach a point where that's not the case anymore in answer to blame service question There was a point time when anything went wrong with my car. I would just take it back to Tesla They would fix it and it'd be like it's fine. We would fix this fix this. Just in like little things like window wouldn't go up all the way. Are you gonna get a problem? Are you gonna get a roadsta?

No, I'm not. I'm not. I really like the car, but I'm really genuinely not a car person. I just had never driven a vehicle like that car when you made me fucking test drive it in Santa Monica. And that's why I got it. So really it's your fault, Gavin. I don't think I was the driving force. Also, I can't escape my cars. Like, I really can't return stuff or sell stuff. I'm really bad at it. Put on a car.

Put on a car. And that car's bad. I was this. All my cars going back to 2001 are within about 30 feet of me right now. Because the car I drive is right outside the parking lot. Right next to it is my old pickup. And right next to that is my first pick. Hey, from. We have a the parking lot. Right next to it is my old pickup. And right next to that is my first pick. Hey, from...

We have a crowded parking lot. Why don't you get all your shitty cars the hell out of here? Well, this isn't your personal parking lot. You're not gonna get your... You're not gonna get your fucking cars, you're not gonna get your... Wait, all of them are production vehicles?

That blue one is... What about the other one? What's the other one doing? What's that? You said you had four, so you drive one once the red engine vehicle, what about the other two? I can park a wherever I want to.

See, how's your change in the story now You know you should you should be going to the fucking split screen and make it be like a Twitter banner up top because that's all Twitter Is not people yelling each other I create jobs? Clearly that's how discourse works these days ladies and gentlemen Elon Musk. Good Lord pita guy what happened to him? It's good lord pito guy what happened to him You know that pants like he could have at any point walked away and been like hey It sounds like they got it under control of wishing the best Billionaires a really bored. They so bored. They have miserable lives He doesn't need his six billion dollars. What is he?

He's got it with us for six billion. I don't know. Well how much does he have but it doesn't it's like Trump at a Ha he's billions of dollars. He doesn't have to talk to our Google 20 billion so I don't get why he cares so much. Yeah, six billion. That's jump change I'd like I thought people were giving him shit unnecessarily when he was offering to like build a sub to help the kids Initially same. Yeah, I was like, yeah, you know, he's trying to do something. He's trying to help me like whatever Yeah, if they use it great if they don't whatever, but. But then like, I know, I was off that fucking rail. I had his fucking back. The problem is dude, it's just, it's Twitter. Twitter has become like this lens that just every week decides going to focus on somebody else and just fucking make their life miserable. And then it's just

going to keep focusing right past them. But when it's your week, it's your fucking week. And last week, apparently Elon Musk making a fucking sub to try to help get these kids out of the cave, made him an asshole for some reason. I'm not really sure how that works. But then he fulfilled the asshole prophecy. Yeah, he did. Yeah. He didn't. He was like, oh, you're just looking at it. As you were looking at him, he did the asshole thing. Like, oh, okay, yeah, there it is right there.

Yeah, some people just can't not fire back. They just can't not do that. I also, I mean, like, now that we're kind of looking back at it, the sub was a pretty bad idea, because like, what if it just got a hole in it and then they'd kind of slowly drown and stuff like that? Like, I don't know. Well, I mean, I'm kind of going and questioning his decision.

Then they have to go through war anyway. How'd they get him out? I don't think they did. I don't think they'd get, they like put scuba gear on the kids. Wasn't that a five hour trip? Well, they trained them and then they put them in, it was underwater. Yeah, there was like some legs where you can walk, but they put them in wet suits.

And then they had them like a face or a child size like face mask so that they could breathe from their nose or their mouth. And then they, I think they just like carried on through. Yeah. How the fuck did they get in there? And I think they said at one point, one of, oh, it wasn't flooded when they walked in. They were trying to get as they, when they were in the cave, the water started rising, it wasn't flooded when they walked in. They were trying to get, as they, when they were in the cave,

the water started rising. Yeah, but couldn't they just swim through the walking path? I mean, it was, they got to a point where, like, they're, they got, they were elevation changes. They got to a point where they went down and came up, but then the water rose, and then the passage back was underwater.

Also, not all of them could swim. No, I'm not talking about the kids. Kids got trapped, I understand that. The path by which they went to get the kids to find them and to get them out was it looked like they were swimming, do like cracks this big. I think the smallest was like two feet or something. Two feet. Yeah, no big, but yeah.

So it's not big, but the kids walked in via some pathway that then filled with water. Why not swim through that walkway size? That was probably the pathway. They probably get raised in there. They're kids going through a cave. They probably were squeezing around. Do you think? At a certain point where they're trying to just escape

the water because it's rising. So they went the other way. Did those kids show up at the World Cup Final? No, no, no, no. How the fuck did they not have those kids at the World Cup Final? I think they're still like quarantine. They're still taking care of them.

I think they still had some medical issues. I, what I read was when they were kicking them, I think there's a big miss. When they, when they, when they were, that kids, soccer kids in the, when they were taking them out of the cave,

at one point, one of the divers who was carrying one of the kids, lost the rope. Like he lost his grip on it and became just oriented in the cave and couldn't figure out where to go. So he was like in there like an extra hour trying to figure out where to go had to backtrack. Nope. Got out of the water, found the rope again and then had to go back in. God. What would they eat? I think initially they didn't have any food. I think yeah, he was telling them to drink water off the walls. Yeah, they were like looking the walls. For, for, yeah.

Cause you can go 20 days without food. How long? 20 days. Go long time. Well, sometimes if I've eaten dinner slightly early, I'm in bad one reggae fashion maker sandwich. Yeah, because I don't think I'll be able to sleep. What a baby.

I'll want to know how long you think you can go without food. Does we start it right now? Remember when Jeff took us fast? Yes. We did it together. Oh, there about how long you think you can go without food. Does we started right now? Remember when Jeff took us fast? Yes. We did it together. It's morning, maybe eight days. Jeff Jeff goes, I made like a day and a half. He made he literally made it to lunch the next day.

He skipped breakfast and then that was it. And he couldn't and he couldn't talk about a day and a half because he started Thursday night after dinner and then halfway through Friday, he had to give up. He literally skipped one meal. To the fingers. But he lost, Jeff actually lost a ton of weight recently. He lost some like 40 pounds.

I'm sorry, I might have missed that part. What was the purpose of the fest? Oh, we were doing what was known as a cleanse? To cleanse. We just think that will bullshit the cleanse. Yeah, the told bullshit. I always made me curious to see how long I could go with that food. I made eight and a half days and almost passed out at work

and my boss goes, you're going to get some of fucking eat right now. So what are you doing? What you eat? What the, what the, the vending machine? I got those orange cheese crackers with the peanut butter and all, yeah, you know, like that's like the staple of the vending machine.

I ate that, I wanted to fucking die. Like my stomach just like clamped up on it. It was crazy. It's like striking every clamped up on it. It was crazy. It's extracting every bit of nutrient it could. It's so funny whenever we tell, I know I've told that story before and whenever I tell a story I know I've told before it also triggers another like anecdotal story.

And so it triggered the same thing. The people on the same production companies and like support companies that make the reality shows tend to make all the same ones like CBS, they make big brother, that's it. Those things are gross. They're so good. I hate those.

They're all right, but they're really high in saturated fat. Anyways, so what? I'm just, you sure would. So it's butter, I drink that. The whole box is at a time, not sick. Two sick brothers. Big brother survivor and amazing race name people. One time they told me that somebody told me

their job was one year on Survivor to like meet people right after the tribal council, and they get voted off. You have food? And basically then get them on the boat and then they can eat whatever they want to at that point. And she said that she watched someone on the boat ride

eat a tired jar of peanut butter, just like sitting there and you want their hand. And I was thinking, holy crap. Did they have these claws in there? Yeah. Dude, do we have peanut butter? That would be amazing to watch your peanut butter with them. I think you want the free end. I was thinking, holy crap. Did they have these claws on there doing anything? Dude, do we have peanut butter? That would be amazing to watch you

as soon as you put it with the whole. You should take those off. I'm not even gonna finish out the podcast with the min. Did the min. Hans sanitizer and then have peanut butter. I ain't going to hand sanitizer. My hands will smell like shit after this though.

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Do you think anyone ever left survivor and has more bowl of diamonds? My friend in LA. Oh, thanks to the course space. See that little thing, diamonds for breakfast that little neon sign. Those written neon signs, we had one of the Jeff pop-up. Those seem to be a lot more popular these days

where there's just like mounted words on wall. Yeah, I'm sure. It actually ended up in the, Richard, he's West offices. It's like in the hallway. They actually did a really good job of mounting it in the hallway, too. It looks really good. Anyway, more on that later. But we have a friend who she lives in LA,

and she went out to eat, and she got the table right next to this sign behind her that said, something about something about Rose the champagne like some Rose is for something in the on the for closers. Rose is for closer something like that, but I'll see if I can look it up here. But sure enough, she said, why did I sit here? And she did her Instagram story was like eight entries of just girls posing in front of it and did like full Instagram shoots and everything like that.

Of course, she's putting on Instagram herself, but. Did you see that stupid publicity stunt in LA speaking of Instagram and social media? Were that guy built a submarine for children? No, there was that mural that you could only take an Instagram selfie in front of. If you were like, you got a certain number of followers where you were verified, that was a challenge.

That was actually a promoted show. Oh, was it? About social media, like a... Well, that's fucked up because I heard about that, but I didn't hear shit about the show. Yeah. That's stupid. Well, now you know about it.

You've been crazy. I still don't even know the name. Do you know the name? No. I remember the thing now. Stupid. I remember the stupid thing. All right, I gotta look this up.

I hate Instagram. Instagram is like, I feel like I loaded on a plane and it's just like one of my friends butts like right as soon as I loaded up You why would you hate that because I'm like I'm always think people are looking over my No, no, it's okay. I know I know that exactly right. It's exactly right. All right. It says What the fucking science a here is right here. It says Rose a all day And like this we're gonna be really like a truck line. Yeah. Yeah, some basic shit. Who's Instagram is this? It's Mitt Melana.

It's me, Melana. I missed the trash can. Hey, you did. I just thought it was funny. Then she had, of course, she was getting blasted because she's there like, you're Instagramming it too, but then so she had to make up. She's like, in front of people.

Exactly. Different. That's analysis. That's the content I want to watch. When you have social media for to mock people or call them pedophiles. Question. People take a lot of Instagram photos.

I question for you. This happened on a recent flight. And I know this is the flight podcast. I was on a flight. I was in, I got upgraded. It's first class to sit next to a guy. He's a really big dude. And I grew up right.

You were right for the plane story and the original millennial story. Go ahead. Well, sorry. No, well, it plays the part because we were in the front row. And the guy was very uncomfortable because he was just like just sitting there and he couldn't like fall asleep, but he couldn't stay awake. So I walked by the cabin, like the front area to go to the bathroom.

And as I'm walking out, I looked down instinctively and the flight attendant has her phone out. And she had like Snapchat or Instagram pulled up and she had a picture of that guy, that big guy. Whoa. And like there was, she was obviously sending it to somebody you're posting on her account. No way, dude. It has unprofessed. That's completely unprofessional.

So yeah, that's kind of fucked up, right? Like, taking pictures and people and from them. Like, you made the right call telling that story. I think that's fucked up. Oh, no, I actually reported to the airline. Did you? Yeah, I felt like an asshole. Like, I'm gonna have a snitch, but I was like, hey, I'm, you know, it's kind of fucked up.

Like, the service was amazing. They did an amazing job. That being said, they were posting that pictures of the student. Why did she go to five to the stuff? I hope she didn't. I hope that she was reprimanded. Well, the problem with that is, first of all,

companies are very fucking afraid of social media these days. Nope. And that's actually a thing where if Blaine reported it, somebody could just go and look and see if she did it. Like, there's actually proof on her account, unless she's got a private account. Unless she's a send it to specifically someone. I don't know.

Instead it was on Instagram. So she had to maybe do a Snapchat. I mean, I've taken a picture of a passenger, but I don't work for the airline. That's the thing is like, she was like a representative of the airline. God, I'm such a fucking narc. Sometimes, yeah, here,

it probably should have gone, looked at it, looked out and gone, that's not cool, and just walked away from her. Like, shamed her a little bit, then don't get another drink for the rest of the flight, you know, because then you're poisoned. Spitting it or something, but yeah, but I hate to, I don't know, I hate to hear about it losing your job,

but it's kind of one of those things, like once you put it on the internet, it has the potential to go viral, and then there's nothing you can of those things. Like, once you put it on the internet, it has the potential to go viral, and then there's nothing you can do about it. Like, there was this thing. Plane Bay? Like a week ago? Oh, fuck, plain Bay, dude.

That was sicko. Look, go ahead, go ahead. Who knows? I think you're talking about it. You're talking about it. I don't know the name Plane Bay. The girl that was taking pictures of the couple in front. Yeah.

That was it. She's suited with them, and then she proceeded to document, like even documented them apparently going into the bathroom together, which she didn't see, but put on there. Was it real though? Was it made up getting all these glued comments? Apparently it was real. It was real.

And then the guy came out and said that he was cool if she named him. They were not talk shows. But did the guy did the woman never did? Well, the woman who took the photos went with the guy she was taking photos of but the woman who was having photos taken of her didn't I mean, you don't know anything about these people's stories. What if one of them's going through like a breakup or something like that, you know It's just like now it's in the public eye right mind your own business man Well, it's stuck to because she posted up a follow-up video and she was, hey, the guy gave his permission to talk about him,

but the girl, she's keeping it a private, you know, keeping it private. But I'm pretty sure you guys have already found out who it was, like, kind of like nudging the community to go find out more information about her. Yeah, eventually she deleted those tweets, but then like, and then she wrote, oh, that'll do a lot.

And then apology, I sure had a pseudo apology, but she kept naming the woman in her apology, which I thought was weird He's like so and so. I hope you see this. You know so and so I never meant to upset you as like that's kind of a weird approach to take He's like she's like kind of Keepen's like I don't know. It doesn't break a law that does it. It's just uncool. What does it break a law? I think it's only a private property if it breaks a law like you can just document whoever you want really Yeah, and this is harassment like you want, really. Yeah.

Unless it's harassment like you'll follow it. Unless the heir one had a policy against it because technically, especially in the heir, you're in essentially their jurisdiction. Yeah, there's no rule against taking a picture on a plane. No, right. Let's say the policy against it now, where you can't document or post photos from a plane.

And of course, any airline that did that would immediately get destroyed by everyone now because they would assume the policies so they can protect themselves from like, you know, those videos when people are trapped on a tarmac for five hours or something like that. She said, I'm sorry, go ahead.

Okay, everyone's going nuts. So we see what, there's a video of a airline pilot getting on and she was in her like, just street clothes and she was like, Zeeb, I don't wanna fly, get on this plane. Like do you mind was in her like just street clothes and she was like Zeeb, I want to get on this plane like do you mind if I'm in my street clothes? Or do you want me to take 10 more minutes to go get dressed in my uniform? She's like I'm sorry guys and go through divorce and go through hard time

And she's like talking to the all of her passengers right before the flight and then people are just like walking off and I did not see that I think we might have talked about at the time. We We should see older. People were concerned and left because... I feel like people want the illusion of mental stability from their pilot. Yeah. Yeah. Even if, you know. Did you hear about that, uh, the pilot on an air China flight

who was trying to smoke an e-sigarette covertly in the cockpit? Oh, didn't it like dive the plane? He, he wanted to turn off the vent so that nobody could smell the e-sigarette. So he turned off the vent and started like smoking the e-sigarette without even the other pilot knowing apparently, suppose allegedly. But when it turns out he didn't turn off the vent, he just shut off the air conditioning system altogether. So the plane began losing pressure.

So the oxygen masks dropped. The pilots don't know what's going on. So they had to drop the plane began losing pressure. So the oxygen masks dropped. The pilots don't know what's going on. So they had to drop the plane. 10,000 feet? No, 19,000 feet. Yeah, you gotta get down to like, do you gotta get down to like, I think 12,000 feet. They have to go from 32,800 to 13,100 feet.

And then they realize that, oh, he just turned off their conditioner because he was smoking any cigarette. Well, that's your job, buddy. Have you ever been on a flight where you had to get into the... Brais? The Brais.

Brais. Never had to do that. Have you? No, but I was watching, I just went down this like path where I was like watching all these YouTube videos of like, like, things. I can't watch that stuff where they were like chanting like, Brais, Brais.

It was really funny because the top comment was like, it sounds like they're at a rock concert and the guy's name is Brais. Brais, Brais, Brais. I saw one recently, it was like, they're at a rock concert and the guy's name was Brace. Brace, brace, brace. I saw one recently, it was like, they're like, the guy yelling brace and like, just yelling the instructions over and over again, like, head in your lap, all that stuff.

That's not cool. And then, they just go, they start chanting, remaining in your seat, remaining in your seat. And then the pilot comes on and goes, no need for a long guy, so we're just gonna check out. That's not what you watched. Yeah, no need for a long.

Everyone go in the brace position and everyone was screaming brace over and over again you like you're bracing for impacts, right? Yeah, why else would you brace pilot throwing under the bus there? Yeah, and he's like And he's worried. Yeah, you get to be the big hero. Hey guys. Everybody else just bloody tense crazy Like yeah, what I'm going through a divorce Glad that's over There was a, the best pilot reaction I've ever heard was the guy where we were taking off. Gavin, I can't remember who you were with me or not, but it was me and Jason, I'm pretty sure. And we were in Netherlands, like one of the first international I was there. And we were going to go take off and they stopped on the runway.

We stopped like 10 seconds in. Yeah, we had been gunning it like halfway down the runway and then we slammed the brakes. And then we stopped and we stopped in the middle of the runway and they're like, oh, we have a mission up here. We're gonna take a look at that. Go back to you a little bit. And then we're just parked on the runway.

I got worried about being parked on the runway. So we're gonna land on us. Yeah. And then you would do a discussing with Jason. You're like, what does a mission mean? Does it mean like a light came on? Does it mean that was like smoke? I know it was like a speaker making a mission.

Like of like one of their alarm tones. So, and Jason goes, no, a mission means smoke. I was like, oh, does it? And then they come back and they go, oh, we gotta work it out, we're fine, we're gonna take off. And they literally took off from halfway down the runway. They didn't like go back around or anything. Jesus.

That was fucking weird. That was the only thing you normally, I would worry about that is they have to check the brakes. Like if they have hot brakes, normally you have to stop and check on that. Maybe they'll have to go fast. I was once on my second abort it take off. We had to go back to the gate to check the brakes. Mm-hmm.

Took forever. Did you hear us? Oh God, we're down the airline rabbit hole. There was a Ryan air flight over the weekend that had to descend so quickly that passengers' ears started bleeding and they had to take like 30 passengers to the hospital. That's horrible. Metal.

Oh, whoa. How fast is that? They descended from 37,000 feet to 10,000 feet. The story I read over the weekend said was one. He was like within two minutes, but this article here says seven minutes. But what makes it so if I was just jumping out of a plane from that height with my A's bleed,

or we're going fast to the, I think that's higher than you normally jump out of a place. This is what's always free. Yeah, I'm like a halo. I think you have like equipment on it. Yeah, what's your was up? Well, this is always free. Yeah, as you always see, like skydivers,

and I know the aerodynamics are a little bit different. You see skydivers jump out of a plane at like 12,000 feet, and they fall for like two minutes and then pop their shoe. Well, you're like 12,000 feet. And they fall for like two minutes and then pop their shoot. Well, you're up 33,000 feet. If you get in trouble, the plane falls out of the sky. You're falling for like six minutes. You probably passed out before then though. Plus that you got that mask on.

Like, uh, St. Oxford. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're saying like you didn't, right? You're in the plane. I'm assuming that's somehow you got out of the plane. Oh, like that happened to somebody. It was a lower flying flight.

It was between the Hawaiian Islands. Oh, yeah. Top of the plane ripped off and the flight tension went, zoop, and got sucked out. She never knew what happened to her. So. Okay, I was gonna ask if she lived. I had a friend who had a really weird theory about that.

He thought, I bet she survived and she landed in the ocean and then a squid ate her. I know why he was so obsessed with the squid thing. I bet she just landed down the side of a mountain. It's a volcano. It's a lie. I like it when you know the side of an island. When you say a story like that,

your mind immediately goes to, oh, how does she live? And I was like, oh, she obviously died. She doesn't have a problem. Or they just don't know. I mean, she's gone in the world. So you just hear about the guy who was trying to off his wife, so he sabotaged her parachute and was like, hey, let's go skydiving. That is elaborate. And she lived. Oh, what, you're telling a real story? Yeah. Yeah, she like broke both of her legs and back and punctured lungs and stuff and survived.

Did the shoot at least deploy and it was just all messed up and she came in and I think it was just in tatters, like unhooked in some way where she just fell. But can you imagine being the dude and you like see this and you're like, ha, got her and then you land. Just like, so God. The crazy thing was the dude, Elon Musk. He was very like, he built a flying squirrel suit.

I feel like it's not that hard to built a flying squirrel suit. I feel like it's not that hard to get Elon Musk's attention. Like I was considering tweeting something about him, but I was like, the worst thing that could happen right now is if he like tweeted back. He tweeted a Jack the other day. Yeah, it's been said to be supported. I got like 3000 replies to that.

Listen, I was one of those people and I don't really care. I mean, I just, he definitely overstepped his bounds and like, I don't know how you can call someone a pedophile when they just spent a couple of weeks risking their lives to save children. I mean, I don't know what's the logical pathway you get to that. But it is like some of the stuff that people are going nuts on him for for trying to build the sub.

I don't get the backlash on that. And then also, people freaked out about him donating to the Republican party. I'm like, that would be the least surprising thing I would ever hear to hear that a billionaire donated money to the Republican party. I think it's some of the things that he said before. That just doesn't aren't congruent with that type of donation. I think I would bet he donates to both sides so that he can say, whoever's in power, hey, I need help with this. I would bet he donates to both sides so that he can say whoever's in power, hey, I need help with this. I need your relaxes regulation so I can build this gigantic lithium

spewing battery factory in the middle of the state in the middle of a national park. I would imagine a guy like Elon Musk probably like just weighs short term deficits of climate change versus long term of what he wants to do. And I'm not saying he's right. I'm just saying to think a guy like that could make those compromises. I would love behalf of the rest of us. I would just love to be off the grid. No, I just intend to generate power, planting rainwater, I think we wicked.

I'm trying to figure out how much desalination costs. Why? Because I want to know how much it costs, Gus. Whatever, if I want to desalinate. We're like nowhere near the ocean. What do you mean nowhere near the ocean? I'm like, put a table salt to my... Yeah, why would you desalinate in Austin?

In case you want to live near the ocean. Okay. Climate change is coming. The ocean's coming. The ocean's coming. You better be ready. You could come. So you're talking about you don't like salads.

I can't, that's it. I want to desalinate. What would be the hardest thing to get off the grid from? Internet feel like war comes rather Sorry It's a very good point. Yeah, Internet would be the toughest one. You got to be interconnected to have it. How do you get your own? car Car get it to you never have have it. How do you get your own car Car get it did you never have a car? Why did he keep saying? Because that would be a tough thing to say

You need to have you need to have a license It's a pretty bad situation, but if I want to bypass an ISP God what do I need build your own internet? You dark what is the way that what's the internet? Sound like dish. Do I need a cable? I just run cable to what is that go some sort of exchange space jam website Would you could do okay? The just runs around to everybody and tells them what you want to do. It's not very efficient It's hard to that way you could I feel like if I rent

You could get cable hole in internet building essentially you could, I feel like if I rent, you could get cable hole in internet building. Essentially you could get at a co-location facility, you could rent out a cabinet and you could have your internet run there. I want to tear a bit and then have your own point to point circuit that you run yourself from there to your home that you maintain. Now the way you're saying this, it doesn't sound cheap. It does.

It is not cheap at all. Here's my solution. You go to Google.com and go file save all. And then you're good. Then just turn it off. Disconnect after that. And then you daisy chain a series of. And then don't use it until you're 65.

And then you can enjoy the internet. Just start down under the internet now with a time you're 65 you'll have it all. I guess that's how long it would hold it. How long would it take to download the internet? If you had to download everybody's Gmail. Three million years. They would take around three million years to download all the information currently on the internet,

assuming that downloads be to 44 megabits a second. There are estimated 550 trillion megabytes of data on the web. We figured that out. Somebody has a stupider podcast. I gotta see what year this was published. Wait, that's the, how, how, 500 trillion, what was it? This looks like an old page too. Oh boy.

How much into that is a? I feel like YouTube alone. Oh wait, it's 50 trillion megabytes. The fact that they're measuring in megabytes makes me think this is a really old answer. Yeah. I have bust you. Have you ever been to the dark web?

I hear about it all the time. They're making movies about it. What do you think the dark web is? Do you know what the dark web is? I don't know either. Let me guess. It's go ahead. No, you go.

I want to hear how much that beat is. I'll say it's like something that you have to, it's go ahead. No, you go. I wanna hear it. I'll step you do. I'll step you do. Say it's like something that you have to, it's not public. Like there's probably doesn't fall like the dot com system. I don't know. You'd have to like get in through some weird back door. It's like a VPN. Yeah.

You gotta get on a VPN. And then you get to a bunch of fake addresses. And then you go through there and then you get the stuff like. Fluffy disk. It's all forums. She's calling number. It's all text. Or it's like, Moda. Yeah. You're floppy disk. It's all forums. She's cool, the number. It's all text. Or it's like moda.

Yeah. You're been in there? It's all non-indexed, non-linked stuff. That's it? Yeah. Let's just connect to anything else. It's just like, yeah, there's no way to find it. You can't search for it, you can't.

How do you get it? How do you get it? You have to know. You kill a guy. You get like an IP address? Yeah, or I mean, it could be a domain name is that like doc Instagram That's cool. I'm gonna look up on this guy like a dark web site. You could I mean the How do you get to it? I from from your internet? You can just access it with your internet

You just Google dark web you can't go here. We go. Just fucking why it has all thing how to access the dark web Let's do it. Can we get this on the dark web? Normally you use some kind of anonymizing browser, like Tor, where your data doesn't come back on a straight path to you. It hops, so it's slower, but no one can figure out what it is that you're doing. So this is saying there's a collection of thousands of websites that use anonymity tools like Tor and IQP to hide their IP addresses.

The key is decentralization, meaning that no regular web browser, Chrome or Safari, for instance, can access these websites. Websites. Instead, the user must obfuscate their online identity to be granted access. So you have to be anonymous as well. You have to hide your business. Do you think they have dark Amazon? And you could get like, they do. That the dude in Austin got arrested for that. Would, is he called dark Amazon? No, he's a random dark Jeff Bezos.

The guy got arrested. He ran a website called the Silk Road. Oh yeah. But here's what, okay. So to be the ultimate troll of the dark web, you could just go on it, download pages, and put them on the real internet. Yeah.

What was stopping anyone from doing that? What's the point? It's weird dick. I'm sure someone's doing that then. So is that where all the child porn is? That's for Chan. No, that's in that diver's like closet. It's good to blame.

That guy's going to see right? I would assume so. But can't an international. He's a Navy SEAL, though, right? Is he a Navy SEAL? No, he's a scientist. A scientist? A doctor, whatever. Is someone called Yapita?

Can you sue? I read a headline that said that there was speculation that he was gonna sue and therefore the Tesla stock dropped because. For the, yeah, because he was gonna sue. So that's where that question comes from. It can't be that big of a lawsuit. I feel like, why will it has a limit to how much you can sue for?

It's kind of like $20 billion? Yeah. I mean, how much could the guy possibly get a couple? 100 grand, which is an amazing amount of money, but it's still to Elon Musk and be like, maybe it's like a PR thing though, and that's why, I don't know. What's this PR thing? People could talk about this, PR thing.

Like they said that about the sub. They're like, oh, it's just a PR thing. What does that mean? Does that just a word buzz word that people use? I mean, if you do something on a public basis, I don't know. Like this Elon Musk, what's the PR? That he's gonna build subs?

I mean, he also sold the load of flame throw as though. Right. Right. We are thing. That didn't seem to drive people crazy, but building a sub to get kids out of a fucking cave, that is bad. That's a weird PR thing. But arming people with a flame throw. No, no, no, that's a quirky and weird.

Yeah. Also, digging holes under Los Angeles. One of the most tectonically active parts of the world. Inventing the subway drill a big hole. Do you think that like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk like work out like crazy and secretly they're like Lex Luthor and Bruce Wayne and we just don't know it? You've never seen Bezos Bezos fucking ripped. Right. He climbs.

I'm sure he would be like a cool superhero, like a competent handhand combat. I got I got like a I got like a cool superhero, like a competent hand-to-hand combatant. I got like a good minute with Jeff Bezos once. That was probably worth it. I was told that story. Yeah. A couple hundred thousand dollars. Yeah, because I was like, I just caught him at the right time

because there was before like anybody in that room, I think really new, of course the only Amazon, but I don't think they maybe knew Jeff Bezos by sight, but on the door he got in the room was like, that's fucking Jeff Bezos. Dark Jeff Bezos. Well, I'm going to he gathered him and was like, that's fucking Jeff Bezos. Dark Jeff Bezos. Gonna put me on one of his blorge and spaceships. Would you do that by the way?

They just announced the 200K. Would you just crash together 200K? Crowdfund. Would that take you like save up for like 60 years? What was they get you? What? What do you get for it? The trippin' space.

You come back. Is it just like the edge of space? They get you up there then you have to pay another 200k to come back. Oh no, is this always talking about Mars mission? Or was talking about something else? No, it's space tourism. Oh, cool. You take you up, you see the curvy earth,

and then you come on back down. No, no, no, no. You see the flat earth. Well, flat, you look at it from one side. You know flat curves. They don't take it to the other side. The edge is curved. I can't imagine anything where the risk,

I mean, all you see is the earth, right? That's it, it's just the earth. Think about the big. You were looking at every human that is alive or has ever been alive. Not true. I wish. There's dead guys in space.

No, there's not. Sure are. Who? Who? Who? The launch of body, some scientists body into space. What? Who? Who? I can't remember his name. I should have backed us up. It's probably like dead dogs and chimps. I think they, some scientists body into space. Right? Who? Who?

I can't remember his name. I should have backed his up. It's probably like dead dogs and chimps. Well like, I think they took the ashes. Yeah, for the actor who played Scotty. Yeah, he's in space. Can't see him. James, is it all of his ashes? Yeah, or some of his ashes. Star.

Is it drifting out, or is it just all butting and then fell down? Or it probably burnt up in the out of the house here. Yeah, like did it reach escape velocity, or did it come back? It's kind of hard to do that. How does ashes bud? Whoa So I don't care about that. I it seems such high risk to I could just do that in VR and it'll be great That's really sad what I think no is it like, so the secondary payload on that rocket was the remains from 308 people and he was one of them. Oh my God. I just was gavin it been alive

during the space race. I just think it's such a waste of money. And he said, I have 200 grams and look at the way you live. What a great though. If like, instead of like Yuri Gagarin, they sent gav up and it was like the radio. It's like, it was the Russian, but I was going up there, Gav comes like, oh, just the earth. That's right. When you're flying back to Austin,

and it's like, oh, this is my house down there. So, right? It's a pretty good field. No, with 200K, it's totally different. So, okay, so let me ask you it's better. So, it's one thing to say, spending 200K, that's fucking ridiculous. But if they said, you can go for free,

or we'll give you the 200K. It's kind of a little bit different thing. Oh, so I can either get a trip to space or 200,000 dollars? Yes. 200,000 dollars. You say the 200K, right? You bet.

I would take 200K. Who wouldn't take that? I need, I guess. A lot of people who like space. I guess so. I guess it's a one-anger. What? I need, I can't do that. A lot of people who like space. I guess so, but it is a one- What if I said this, what if I said this? You can be the first flight. Totally safe, it's gonna be totally safe.

It's not gonna be totally safe. Well, it's gonna be totally safe. You can be the first person in space. As a tourist, I guess. No, that's the lamest thing to have. But we've already been space tourists. What do you mean? People have already paid money to go up in the space.

Like that's the thing, they paid a way more than $200,000. They paid multi-million dollars. I'm sure Gary had said he paid $30 million. I believe that's right. He paid basically his entire fortune. That he worked his wealth that he's made. Everything. Is everything that they're asking?

I think so. And then he just started making money again. If you throw in like an instant pretty impressive package where I get to visit the moon, then I would consider the 200K thing. What if you could only fly around the moon? You couldn't actually get out. Oh, I want to get on that moon.

You want to get on the moon? Okay, I'm going to ma's. Blaine wants the moon. Where do you want to go? Safety guaranteed. Safety guaranteed. Or your money back. No, safety guaranteed.

I would take the trip. Probably. To the moon, we I would take the trip. Probably. To the moon, we can walk on the moon, I still would pay. Or 250k. Do you want a quarter of a million dollars? Take the money. You can walk on the moon. I can look at the moon, totally safe.

I feel like walking on the moon is special and different because... Not many people can stand on something that's not Earth. Right, like what experience could you have in your life that would compete with that? Guys, what do you gonna do with the $250,000? You can't play video games to your 65 already. And I take some of the moon and bang on it. Like, what was that? Like the hollows?

Like the guy. Do it. Do it. Has there been SpaceX? Has there been SpaceX? It's not SpaceX, the company. SpaceX. SpaceX.

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How that works? It's what I mean, you can get pregnant upside down, honey. That's totally the same. Got specifically no. Gus has to be right side up to get knocked up. Well, it's gravity involved in any of that. You could be surprised.

The body relies on gravity for so many things. All right, okay. You could probably bang in space then, and then just spin each other around really fast to create. No! Do you think if you came in space, it would push your body backwards? I think it would.

It would, yes. You just go, ugh, anyway. It would probably push your... It's so much given the penis, though. What is this? It would probably be like... What would you need to bait? Okay.

Okay. Okay, go to rickie.com slash play. Oh man, I don't know. Okay, go to rickie.com slash play to vote. I see your messages now. So now we're doing trip space, or 200k. A lot of people want to make the most

of their life on earth. What do you think? Walking on the moon is different than space. Look at that. Oh, the fucking money. Look at you greedy pricks That's so much money a lot of money It's like it's like million dollars, but but practical it is bad happens in your life You just get to hundred fifty thousand dollars. Oh, yeah, I influenced a poll

We just changed the this scenario million dollars, but you don't go to the moon. Who's not gonna take that? That's an easy one You take the million or take the quarter million. Quarter million dollars, but you get to walk on the moon, or you get the quarter million dollars. It's different when you gotta pay the money, as opposed to just not getting it. Well, it's not getting money, the same as losing it.

I'm honestly surprised, this is a lot higher than I expected. That people would take the trip to spend. Wait, are we paying tax on this 250? No. Who cares? I mean, it's hypothetical. It's a big difference. Taxi-free. Why don't you ask me how long you can walk tax on this 250? No. Who cares? I mean, it's hypothetical. It's a big difference. Taxory.

Why don't you ask me how long you can walk around on the moon? Why don't you ask me what? How long you can walk around the moon? How long can you walk around the moon? I don't know. 10 minutes. You get 10 minutes on the moon. Oh, that's shitty.

Is it? Yeah. I think that's a pretty good time on the moon. You think that's a good amount of time on the moon? Yeah, for 250? You don't want to do any personal experiments? Listen, many of you guys can go on my fucking moon trip. If guys are gonna be on grateful for 10 fucking minutes 25,000 a minute What's gravity on the moon? What's the point something?

I want to I want to climb something high and jump off it on the moon. It's gonna take me more than 10 minutes to get to a peak Okay, look put it this way put it this way 10 minutes doesn't seem better long But how long was the alarm strong how long we he walking on the moon, Eric? Point one. You know, point one. Is it doesn't fucking matter? That's why you don't fucking know. Shut up. I'm not the first one.

Point one, six G. Point one, so. Oh, wow, you're light. Yeah, so, okay. Can you, can you die from falling on the moon then? Probably not. So, it's a matter of 16. Neil Armstrong walked on the moon by himself

for 20 minutes before Buzz Aldrin came out Oh, I gotta hear That's crazy, but it is like I'll be right there. I'll meet you there. Do you think like minute 10 they think like what do I do at this point? Just kind of one they spent two hours and 15 minutes outside the space crime. I want that experience. They should have do you It's just been a little more what is the difference between 10 minutes and 120 minutes? About 110 minutes. Yeah, but what are you doing?

You can go. What are you doing? It's the moon. Guinness World Records furthest bowling ball thrown. Oh, yeah. It's up like that. Guinness World Records. World Records.

Yeah. It's just the world not cover the moon. No. No. What? What the hell is wrong with you? It's an on planet world, like what is the world? What is the world?

What is the world? Isn't it all worlds like everything that we know? This is come from the dude who goes to our country that's called eight different things. Is the world the planet? Yes. You're from a country that's called the UK Great Britain and England.

Right? So you explain to me. They're all different things. They are all different things. I'm also from the British Is it to me. They're all different things. They are, they are all different things. I'm also from the British Isles and Europe. They're all different. Right.

So guess what, Earth can have four different names too. Just like your stupid fucking country. Well, nobody says all we're gonna sling shut. Well, to then go to the moon. You were mean to our president. We gonna talk about that? You know what? All those fucking British fuckers showed up

to protest our president. I wanna do it. We made the mistake of voting for him. What the fuck did you guys do? I, 200. You guys are just trying to fucking smoke screen. This Brexit thing you got going on. That's what you're doing.

Take the fucking bloody, shove it up your ass. So I can, you know what? I'd rather make fun of England than make fun of Trump. What does that say? You know what? This episode of the Received Podcast is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. If you ever shower or brush your teeth or try to make your hair look

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So sorry I had to find out like this. Apology barely accepted. Can I call you Patrick? From now on, I miss Patrick. Patrick's more of a concept, he's more of an idea. If you were to go to the moon. You could come back up in that meeting. Why would he?

I guess not. If you were to go to the moon, would you wanna land on the part where you could find Neil Armstrong's, like the ship and all that shit, to the moon, would you want to land on the part where you could find new Armstrong's, like the ship and all that shit, like the flag, or would you want to land on the other side? Ooh, that's a good question.

The dark side? Yeah, the dark side in the moon. Well, there's plenty of other illuminates. I think I've been to. I think I've been to. Oh, I saw it all the time. I read something the other day that I didn't know that when Armstrong

and the smart man on the world landed on the moon, he made on the world. At the time that the astronauts landed on the moon for the first time, there was a Russian probe in orbit around the moon at the same time. Oh, were they racing? Like a spine on them.

Right, it was a thing. I think it was supposed to, I think it was supposed to see if we could get samples off of the moon. Like that was happening at the exact same time. I'd never heard that. What if they'd got hit? Oh shit, that's crazy.

What if the samples of that was Buzz Aldrin just picked them up, took them back, right, right, right, got hit? Wait, would the probe been able to land? Oh, cause it would just like hit them. You know, it'd be a Greek accent. No, I didn't like, that's like saying, on the, on the world, on the earth, dammit.

There are two cars on the road right now. So when you say the world, you mean the truth? They hit. The moon is a lot smaller and it could've aimed the probe. All of the space around the moon. So that shit loads the space. Probes at that time weren't they like really like just shitty, like they just were basically launching hunks of metal,

like they didn't actually send anything back or... That was initially, this was later. Size of cruise ship, how big do you think this thing is? Oh, the probe, that table. Yeah, it could've been too big. Yeah. It's okay. It's like a spotnik. How big was you think this thing is? The probe, that table. Yeah, it could be too big. Yeah. It's okay. It's like a spotnik.

How big was spotnik? It wasn't very big. It was like one of those big, like a bad football. Human hamster ball thing. Oh, it was just the biggest of ask. Yeah, it was not big at all. It's a monkey in it.

There was no monkey in spotnik. All right, you said. So it was the Luna 15 mission. It orbited the moon 52 times. Then it actually began to descent while Armstrong and Aldrin were on the moon, and then they lost... They were fucking with us.

They lost communication with it. Oh, did they? Yeah. Yeah, we kept our dudes that couldn't keep their brothers. They speculate that it crashed into the moon. It'd be great if fucking Aldrin shot it down with a shotgun. That'd be great. Let me ask you a... Oh, wow! That's butt Nick.

Yeah, let me ask you a... Look at this. Why is there a dark side of the moon? For that bitch and f***ing boy to album. Hell yeah. That's but Nick. Yeah, let me see why is there a dark side of the moon That bitch in the board album hell. Yeah, it is tidally locked with the earth Is he cold on that side is over the transformers are how do Michael Bay now you're you're wait You're kind of blowing my mind a little bit. It's one of my mother's new facts about the moon. I get white the lights that always faces us But why does it get on the dark side of the moon? Because it's called the Dark Side of the Moon, right?

Yeah. But it's, there's light on the back side. Right, but we don't see it. Because it's like, there's a day and night cycle on the moon. Well, it's, we just can't see that side. It's like, they call it the Dark Side. It's only the, it's, it's, so I learned this It's so cool the dark side. It's all right. It's so I learned this in my discussion about the moon I think that's right that it's the earth and the back of the moon the earth in the moon are tidally locked where the

The one side of the moon always faces the earth, but that's actually fairly common I thought I do know it was this common. I thought it was an astronomically probable thing not astronomically probable Like tap it's quite a bit according to a lot of the astronomers on the internet I guess anything is common when you have a trillion, quadrillion planets and millions. Wouldn't commonality be a ratio of the amount of occurrences versus the amount of possible occurrences? Yeah, but when you got so many, say that there's like a million instances.

What was it, common? I'd say there's a bunch, but that doesn't mean it's common. So you're saying a million of something isn't common. Right, like there's a bunch of AIDS viruses in the world, but it's common. So you're saying a million of something isn't common. Right. Like there's a bunch of age-facars in the world, but it's not common to have it. You can visit me. Yeah, thanks everybody.

We all learn something every day. Our arguments are getting more civilized. When your country still sucks, by the way. I thought we don't like England for that stuff. They should have won the World Cup. Why? I don't know. Because it would have been more fun to talk about.

You could call me. We're talking about France. We want to talk about know. It would have been more fun to talk about. You could not point out what France, who's, what's talk about that? We're still talking about the kids. France and the K, France had a great team. Yeah, and Croatia's story's cool. It's a tiny country. Croatia had one.

I wish they'd have one. I do as well. They're like the Rocky Balboa of the situation. Although congrats to France. Yeah. What do you say congrats in French? Bonjour. Bonjour.

Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. From on. Is that something, say that? Do you know when the World Cup started?

Well, it's began on the moon because it's the World Cup. Yeah. So it made it to a way to earth at some point. World Cup started. Why don't they call it the Earth Cup? Right. Because no teams from the moon. Right?

We're the worst of them. But they think of Gavin. I would say the World Cup started in the tournament started in late May, the round robin. What do they call that stage? The group stage. The group stage. Thank you.

That was May 23rd. I started. You really feel that's why I'm asking. The group stage, thank you. That was May 23rd. I started. You really feel that's why I'm asking. I guess we were a year and started? 19, 1908. 1908. It started about month ago.

When did it start? When was the start in 1930? What happened during the wars? They still play. They didn't do it. I think they did it. I think they did it, but the European teams didn't compete. Oh, I just so I didn't hold it. No, I think they did, but Europe was gonna say imagine if you were like training up the world cup, you're like, yeah, and then there's a world war that doesn't involve your country and you'd be like, well damn it.

But apparently they did play. You played Goli for the for the like, you know, trenches and you kick grenades. They actually used to play football on a 1930. So the hundredth anniversary is coming up. And I think you're a guy. I'm gonna host it. Or they want to host it because they hosted the first one. 1930. Cool. Yeah, 1930 was your guy. Yeah, uh, 34 or 38.

And I find there is no list of the world cup between 38 and 50. So maybe you are correct. I thought that they did hold them, but Europe didn't compete. Maybe they don't qualify them as world cup. Did the Olympics call it after the World Wars as well?

Well, they'll be protests. And I always think about that every time as a protest like, oh, this country's not going to the Olympics this year because it's in a country they don't like. And I think, well, fuck those athletes trained all their life, not knowing that their country was going to kind of mad at this other country. I mean, England didn't do the first few World Cups because I think it was just so hard to travel to South America.

Was that where they began? I thought it was your way. Uh, well, wait a minute. I thought that was what's the whole bring it home then. I thought, didn't start in the UK or Britain or sport started in the UK. Oh soccer as a ball shit. What wasn't soccer started by like the Aztecs and the Mayans. Yeah they kicked heads. I don't think kicking a ball is like anybody can claim that who invented the offside rule. I don't know. Who doesn't

think the Mayans would have that first about having two of the opposing team. How do you know that? There's all this fuss about that. What's the off side rule? If a defender gets behind the attack or the attacker gets behind the defending team and then they pass the ball to him. It's kind of like just like hockey. Same thing as off sides.

According to Feetball. FIFA. Any two players. Okay, go ahead. You need two players. You need two players from the opposing team. Two players, usually the goalie in the last Defender. Oh, I see what you're saying. According to FIFA, the Chinese competitive game Kuju is the earliest form of football for which there is evidence. Is that, we'll look it up there as it say that Canadian guy invented basketball too?

What's the guy's name? James Desbiter gives a shit James Nesbit James bass We'll want to people to remember his name. You should have moved to America Basketball First play it's his first plate springfield Massachusetts. Do you know where rugby was invented? James rugby Smith He was a Canadian. Yeah, fuck that. I don't believe that. I don't believe a Canadian guy in many. It wasn't a peach basket. Wasn't that how it was?

Something like that. Yeah, we're like, we're on peaches in Canada. No, where? It's just the first news play in Massachusetts. There's no peaches in Massachusetts either. I hate to break that tea. They're playing with lobster traps. They did it.

I think we're going to bring back like gladiators and call seams. We did. We're already there. Bread and circus is what that was all about. I mean, that's all, back like gladiators and call seams. We did. We're already there. Bread and circus is what that was all about. I mean, that's all, honestly, that's all social media is. People don't even realize, do you think it's so infuriated? I kind of, I made a joke about the outrage of the week.

There was a couple of weeks ago when those guild wars developers got fired. Yeah. And one of them got fired. I'm not sure what happened to the other one. I'm not sure what happened to the other one. The other one thing, why not? I'm not sure what happened to that second writer. The company said they were no longer at the company, but I don't really know that they both got fired. I'm pretty sure she got fired,

but I wouldn't be surprised. Something about their social media accounts, right? Yeah, they just, they got a heated debate. Well, one of them got a heated debate. The other one was actually very civil. Anyway, so I made a joke about it, and I made it like right before everything kind of cooled off.

I made it just it wasn't joke about that. It was more so joke about like Guild Wars because I'm not a huge fan. Which ironically is like that whole discussion is what got me to install World of Warcraft again, I think. But I do is like the outrage showed up at my doorstep and I literally just did this thing where it's like just close the blinds close Just wait just wait and then they all just like they all marched away with their fucking pitchforks and their torches and left and it's like I really honestly I hate that that's solution now man. I really hate that that's solution. It doesn't turn off as you let go of the button The charge

Can you do it? You can push it and then let go and then touch it and it's still And it's still I don't want to need to get we got a wrap up here tongue. Can you do it in tongue? Like you can push it and then let go and then touch it. And it's still. Hand it on. But we're going to play. No, the tongue to end it. We got to wrap up here soon. There you go. So Larry on. I just got tweeted at by Larry. I'm assuming it's Larry Dunkelman because it's about defending Canada as the emissary.

It says Ontario grows absolutely delicious peaches. Not in 1930, dude. Not in 1930. This before, that's modern agriculture. Yeah, it's modern agriculture. All right, go for final tongue. I'm gonna do my ear. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Oh, that was fucking loud. That was really loud. My ears ringing from that.

I didn't expect that at all. All right, let's wrap this up. All right, sorry about saying that Canadians didn't invent basketball, but we all know it's not true. What did you get it? What did you get? It went through my sky that you fried some hair off. That was like a reflex. You went through my sky. I thought you fried some hair off.

That was like a reflex. Your leg just went like, nah. Yeah. All right. Thanks for watching everybody. It was you guys. Stephen's happy I could still hear.

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