Rooster Teeth Podcast - Chris Would Eat Cat Food? - #509

Episode Date: September 11, 2018

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I'm Bernie. Go on the other way this time. I'm Barbara. I'm Me Undies. I'm Chris. Well, that's, that's screwed me up. No, don't come back to me. I'm not gonna do that. Everything's backwards and Gus is gone.

I don't know what we're doing. I've sort of forgotten how to do it. You don't know how to do the podcast? Do you, do you rely on Gus when you show up here? He's my anchor. In what way? Am I not your anchor? No, because sometimes you're gone.

You're sometimes gone. Gus is my constant. Why? Why is Gus not here, Eric, do you know? No. No, no, no. Oh, I know why? Why? Because he's going to London this week so we obviously need to take all of Monday off. Right. But that's next weekend.

That's this weekend. I'm making fun of you. Yeah, I'm with me too. We'll also take off time after he gets back because he has to decompress. Yeah. Oh, also great job adding the RTX London bumper here. They were ready to go. That's this weekend. Yeah. Who's going? I'm going. Chris, are you going? No, I'm going. No, I'm not going. Well, don't be like Chris.

You've got to RTX London. If you live in London. Did you just bend it in Chris? You didn't buy a ticket? Ah, I didn't buy my ticket in time. I think of what you could have been enjoying if you had bought it on time, or right now at RTXLanon.com. Speaking of needing time to decompressress I sent Dan an email Dan was

recently here and then he went home oh he's gone already yeah you left hissed by the way I showed it hold on but I sent him an email I was like can you just look at this thing and tell me if it's all right in an email and he said I've only just got back I need a few days to decompress to read an email email he had to read like a paragraph and then reply with yes or no I'm actually like we read it to tell you he saw it coming He's like I can't deal with that right now. Yeah, and it's weird how easy to respond to an email yes or no, huh? Yeah, it's really easy. Well, where are you going with that?

Are you paying my respond to these emails? Because I mean, I'm assuming it's a slow-mo guys thing I'm sure you're not writing a personal email. Yeah, I didn't just like, I don't have time to respond. I can't deal with that right now. Do you want to be friends forever yesterday? It's not like you have to know. Did he think that he needed to do whatever task was spoken about in the email? I mean, he knew what, he knew I was requiring a response from him.

But like, is he like, oh, I need to decompress before we do this or before I respond? No, just before he reads the email. Oh. He can take the time to write that he's not gonna read the email. I'm not like, I'm a bit of a hypocrite in this because I don't, I mean, I read the email. That's what I'm getting at.

Just to reply to him. Cause you do. If you're reply to an email saying you're not gonna reply with this email, cause that's what Dan did. But that one, how important was it for you to get Dan's approval on whatever it was? This one was pretty important, was it? So it was business related.

Yeah, it was business. Got you. The only one that really obsessed me with people won't reply is when it's travel related. That fucking bugs me. Well, that's like a flight unhauled. Yeah, and then they'll finally write back and go, yeah, that's good.

It's like, that ticket expired two days ago. So you're on your own at the moment. But that's exactly what you do. Like, you will reply to emails that you know have expired at a completely irrelevant, but you'll reply just to give the illusion that, yeah, that you're replying to stuff and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I've done that.

I usually call it out if I do it though. My favorite, you know what you do that in person too. This is my favorite thing Bernie does, where you'll be having conversation with him. He'll look down to maybe answer something on his phone. I do what? And let's say I'm just like, oh, what day are we going to that thing? And like, he'll be quiet for a bit. And then you're like, so, um, like, go to the subject and you'll go Wednesday. But it's like five minutes after I asked the question.

Well, I feel like you run, I store it up. I store it up. Yeah, that's what I was just saying. I treat you like I would treat one of my sims. I've got you. I'm in the queue and it, and my, my questions, like the fifth most important thing. And then when the red X goes over the phone, I put it down, then I look up and say club sandwich. But I feel like sometimes I can, because you know, if you click something in the queue, it like deletes it. You're, so sometimes I can delete stuff from your cube. I go, Hey, hey, because you know, if you click something in the queue, it like deletes it. So sometimes I can deletes stuff from your cube. I go, hey, hey, and it like distracts you and my thing moves closer.

And then I drown in this one before. They got to move the ladder. Our piece of pants. I was thinking about the Sims just the other day. It's weird that it comes up because I was, I feel like I'm cleaning up in my house constantly. And I had to talk to all the other people about this. You have a very clean house.

Thanks, but it's like fuckers put your dishes in the dishwasher, don't just put a dirty, like JD's gotten into making rice. He makes rice. Uncle Ben, that's good. Yeah, most messy thing. But if you don't, it is cooking, thanks Chris. Yeah, I mean, I never cooked anything when I was a kid.

What was the one thing you knew how to cook? Nothing? A cereal? Fish? Serial. You cooked your fish? Yeah, I'm an adult now. I mean, you got the kid, yeah.

What do you do with rice now? I all boil it, and then like, you boil the water, and you dump the rice in, and then it becomes rice. Like the grain. It started off as rice. Just so you know. It was the grain. They start off as rice just say now If you eat a lot of raw rice What does it would expand like and like it would kill a pigeon if what if you eat raw rice

Like I said not to throw rice at weddings. Yeah, yeah, cuz he hmm Because he picked cuz pigeons are birds you know I know it's a myth, but I think that's why they started saying it damn Probably cuz he want people clean up their rice Now they use what paper can Fettie. How is that worse than... Or hands? Not better. It's better than you.

Woo! Yeah. Would you be annoyed if you got married and walked out the church and everyone was just doing jazz hands? They do bubbles now too. Bubbles. Bubbles would have annoying me. They're gonna get in someone's house.

Jazz hands would be like, you're all insane. What's wrong with you? It's like clapping, but in sign language. Yeah, I like this. Just how you clap in sign language? Yep. Really? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Clap, hold your hands up higher like this. It's still a visual representation of clap. This is just a plot.

I'm with Chris. Of sometime. I'm with Chris. I didn't make it up. Like how do you point in sign language? How do you do that? Right. I mean, it's like you just do the same thing

and then the person sees it. That's it. I mean, this is, why don't we all do our version of it? We're finally, if you're listening to audio, I guess apparently in sign language, waving your hands up, even with your face and waving back and forth. We'll cut to the one kidding.

You two do real clapping, and Barbara and I will do sign language clapping. Ready? Three, two, one. What? Bernie's not doing it. No, I was gonna wait for the close up and look like I was jacking off.

I think it's because I can work out from here. If you're in an audience, and like, there's a lot of people, like, you don't tend to see this or this But if you see like a bunch of hands going like that's true You're usually applaud people who are performing. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense Like I've never clapped to the audience that I was in. Yeah, but yeah How do you communicate to the entire audience if you guys feel like you want to celebrate the end of this performance?

Don't do this do this I'm assuming they would just know. Yeah. Oh, I guess if the entire audience, well, if you're gonna see like a deaf play. Yeah, but, yeah. Well, you knew the performance would, yeah, like you just go to the pool of deaf

and they're doing a Shakespeare play. That's why, why wouldn't that happen? Well, because, Okay, so I think this means you're hearing applause. I don't know if it's like... Okay, Barbara's got a second hand. I don't know, I'm trying to do it. You're hearing applause?

What is that? It's not a... There's no words for that, Ethan. Sign language applause. No, it's a applause can be signed a couple of ways. Hearing applause refers to the type of applause used by... And for people who could hear and who are of the hearing community.

Who would prove that? Gavin, how is your big presentation? You hear a plot, you heard a plot, a plot. Maybe it should be one of those. The deaf guys like brag about it. You hear the plot. So how would you say, So what is this?

What is this? Because I know it like in little kids schools now, I guess clapping is, hurts some of the kids. So they, wait, what? And it'll snap. Go again. You know this, right? Chris went to snap. Go again. You know this right? Chris went to his little kids school.

I know that. A pause hurts people's work. No, I just think for some reason they've eliminated a pause, maybe teachers are annoyed by it. Thank you. So now we have some youth we've been in a crazy fucking time. I'm just feeling like this, that this is a pause.

That's it. They have a YouTube. What is fire? That right? I'm assuming. I want to say it's something like this. Like I feel like I couldn't imagine a worse topic for an audio park.

Oh, they're silent. I can't literally think of an imagine. A worse topic. We didn't have the butt. I don't know. That's it. I just feel like it's stupid. I know a pause, Oh, we're stopping we did That's it. I just feel like it's stupid. I know a pause, but I don't know the emergency stuff like gunman No, you just run and scream like a streaming don't help either. Yeah We got all the day tired. Otherwise, they think you're a blogger

You gotta go away. Hi, I think what I wish that a Choking for this yeah, choking is a good one. You know, choking. So check you know, thank you. You must know. Thank you in some language. Right.

Oh, I didn't know that. I feel like I once knew that for God. Now you can use it. Would you ever do that with there ever be a situation where someone's like waiting on you in a coffee shop and they're

hearing impaired and you know that they are would you ever sign? Thank you. I'd probably be too embarrassed you wish wouldn't doing I've done it to you Uber drivers. I've done it. There's that cafe that's in staff staffed entirely by hearing impaired people and This hearing impaired is that is that in itself? Offensive because there's a culture around deafness and I can't say everybody who's deaf is in it, but they're very, very protective of deaf culture and like even the word deaf is an important word to use I think. Like somebody can correct me on this. Yeah, like if I'm like trying to change it and say some other word my hearing impaired. Yeah, my auto very. But I think actually they prefer the word death as opposed to like anything else. I think so.

But yeah, there's a cafe down south that it's definitely entirely by deaf people. It's a deaf owner, so it's an all deaf staff. Have you been? Yeah, it's great. It's great. And you don't, it's like you walk in and something's different.

And I think because it's just like, kind of like traffic on the roads, is that it's a bunch of people just driving by themselves and then all some other people show up and then that causes traffic, right? But then that leads later in the day to even traffic slowdowns in certain parts of, it's like, it cascades, right?

So the thinking is, when they start their day at the restaurant, no one is talking out loud. So then customers come in and no one's talking out loud. So then customers come in and no one's talking out loud, so the customers don't talk out loud, but then you come in and there's more customers, and literally it's one of the quietest places I've, so it's like traffic with electric costs. Yeah, exactly, a little bit.

But let's just think like everyone just like, it's just a lower volume in there, because people just like don't start talking essentially. They don't wanna be the one to like break the silence. Yeah, right? I mean, if you're in a room full of people and no one's talking, you don't just start like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe I do. But we would. But and it wasn't, I know, that probably a lot that we have a huge school for the

deaf in Austin, and we talked about that last time we talked about this restaurant, but I would imagine a lot of their customers in clientele come from the school for the deaf button. Even I was in there, as noticing this phenomenon, I've everyone being quiet, and people were not signing to each other at their tables. Couple were, but not enough to make it as quiet as it was in that restaurant. It was really interesting. I love it.

Maybe they just said a little place. It didn't want to say anything. That's what I'm saying. Right. Also, you think also. Because it's quieter restaurant, you're less likely to go nuts. Even deaf people wouldn't always be yakkin. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. Right.

They might just be eating. I don't talk about what I eat. But even when people talk, they get a little bit of pain. I was going to ask if the people working there since they're hearing impaired are probably better at reading lips. So if you do have a conversation at your table, think it just essentially listen to your conversation. I see my buddies listening all the time anyway. I'm a loud mother fucker. I actually had old lady correct me in a coffee shop. Whoa, come over and tell me it was being too loud.

Really? She did it in like that old school Texas ladyway, like that, oh, blessed your heart kind of way. She came up to me and she goes, I just want to say, I just want to say you have a very impressive voice. It really carries. Are you telling me that I'm being loud? She goes, I just, I don't think you realize how much your voice projects. And I was like, okay, I was going to, I think you're telling me to keep it down. I'll keep it down. That is the perfect way to do it though. To this day, I don't know if she was like being like passive aggressively sarcastic because I was like at the degree or she was just a nice old lady. It's probably a bit of both. Yeah, it's like man his voice is really loud but I wish you would shut the fuck up. Yeah,

is that something though to be like complimentary of like wow you're a really loud person. I think it's more of like you have a very good voice and like a good projection on your voice because that is a skill. Okay. You know, it could be a good performer. It's commanding. Yes. Yeah, John and I talked about this.

I think in the game time we did, we both have a theater background. So we tend to get super fucking loud. Did I ever come out? No, it's gonna be the first one that comes out probably. Probably makes sense. I want to put out a video when we go to RTX London just because it's like the whole weekend is

like RTX London stuff and like there's a lot of people that don't get to go to live events and certainly most people aren't gonna be able to travel internationally from Canada or US or Australia to go to the UK to go to RTX London. I understand. But, you're gonna talk about it? How did you find out you're not going to RTX London?

Um, I think whenever I didn't get the email, that says you wanna go to RTX London. What did you know that other people got the email? Yeah. I mean, I went last year. Yeah. And so it's like, people sometimes rotate. Yeah.

So you're saying you haven't done anything in a year that warrants your appearance to RTX London? Well, is it just a fan expo? Well, that happened also. We got cut out, I got cut out of our TX Sydney essentially. Since our TX Sydney is all, let's play event. Oh, oh, right. Well, so that's all gets on game.

We're actually going to get a bar with the same face. He's like, hmm, yeah. But I didn't know that was happening. Like I, I had heard we were talking about that. But then it was, I probably find out about it before most people did. But then I was like, oh, I guess I'm not going to our T about it before most people did, but then I was like, oh, I guess I'm not going to our DXD this year. Bernie, you could do whatever you want.

Can I, can I crash your, uh, let's play life? How many less plays have you been in? Video game, yuck them up. It's also, I don't think technically less play life, I think it's more of like a Chima hunter live, a Chima hunter focus. I mean, I have been in the background of a couple of less. You've been on all the podcasts, let's place. Yeah, you've been on off topic. Oh

Some fucker said that we copied We copied a she met her by doing let's place first let's play was podcast let's play There's a drunk tank let's play now. I know. I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna say the first let's play was your Is this something I've argued about before what's our I? The first let's play? I just remember that was the time where Jeff was kind of a guide and I said we should record the audio live as we try and get the achievement. And that was before the podcast let's play that we did.

But we didn't call him let's plays back. No, I used to call him live commentary because I didn't know the name let's play. But then Jeff and I did a left for dad one and a halo one. Halo three tank dropper might have been the first one. Tank dropper? What was there? Did you do a watchman one? Yeah, I think that came a bit later. Yeah, it wasn't really.

Were those arcade classics? Remember when the HTTP difference between retail games on the Xbox? Yeah. And there'd be less game score and definitely cheaper. And now it's just like you can have what used to be a $10 game and sell it for 60 if you want. Yeah, can I tell you something? Ray for a new Xbox I'm ready and want one to come out next E3. This one wasn't good. No, what was the

Xbox one one I Years three years What depends if you consider the Scorpio to be a new console. I don't think so. I don't think so either. I mean, it runs the same games, but in Haunt's. I agree. But it's not. Well, the Xbox One also runs the same games now.

Essentially is the Xbox 360. I guess it's a weird, off generation thing. All I know is Spider-Man came out last week. Anybody played it? Yeah, I've stopped playing it. I feel like I have played it, but I care especially through everyone on Twitter. Everyone talking about it, non-stop. It's really fucking amazing. I mean, it's really, really amazing.

Everyone's talking about some Sega or PlayStation 2 Spider-Man game. It's like, oh, I played that as a kid. I'm like, I played the Atari 26 version of Spider-Man. And this thing is really incredible. Like just swing into the city, I could do that all day. Like that core mechanic. It's so much fun, dude.

It's so much fun. It's weird, because I feel like so many, you know, games that are based off like movies and comic books often that just not being, I don't know, kind of. Yeah, adaptations are always kind of the hit or miss, just in general, right? You never know. Like it seems like movies do it better than anybody.

I guess movies in TV, like Game of Thrones, Harry Potter. That's pretty safe bet. I felt like those were going to be pretty good movies. You never know. Yeah. Maze Runner. People like that Maze Runner book. I made a Maze Runner movie.

I don't know if they like that. I've been a big fan of all the Lego games that have taken big properties and made them into Lego games. Like Lego Batman. Yeah. I think there's low stakes there though, because it's like if you make a bad Lego game, you're like, well, it's a Lego game. But you know, but then it has like a chance to surprise you. Yeah, then you're like, oh, well, that was really good for a Lego game. Yeah. You know, I'm super weird too, because I've put my kids were the perfect age when those games started coming out, like the first Lego Star Wars, which was the first Lego Star Wars was all prequel, right?

And then they did the original series was the second one, which I guess makes sense in the order of the episodes, but it doesn't make sense like chronologically in the way they came out. But I'm kind of like a weird purist when it comes to those Lego games and the Lego animations, because there was a point in time when the characters didn't talk.

Everything was just like hand motions or like grunts and stuff like that. No, there was no like, it was more like, you know, Luke would point at this little practice droiter, whatever, and go like this and to handthrow it out or something like that. And that's all they did. Now they have full voice actors and everything else. I just love, but nobody remembers like the old version of the LEGO stuff where no one talked. I just love the effects of everything in a LEGO game where like something explodes and it explodes into tiny little LEGO pieces.

I love that mechanism. It's a way of being really gruesome without having any cool. Yeah. You can break some of the little pieces that make up the thing. Yeah. Actually a really good job, I think,

of like building those things in LEGO and then putting them in the game. Yeah. Did you ever play, I was just thinking about this recently, did you ever play Enter the Matrix? The MMO? No, that was Matrix Online. Enter the Matrix was the one that had a ton of extra footage. It came out around the same time as Matrix Reloaded. It was a game. Oh yeah, was it a game? It had like an hour of actual movie with all the actual Matrix actors that they shot specifically for the game. No. It was like one of the most expensive games made at times,

like $20 million. And the game actually wasn't very good. And but there was like a cool hacking mechanic. But I don't know of a time where a game has been better integrated with a film. Like in Matrix, we loaded. There's the bit where Morpheus and one of the agents are fighting on the big truck and it crashes into another one and they go flying forwards.

But at some point there was like a driving level in the end to the Matrix. We have to drive and like catch Morpheus and in the movie you actually see that character do all that stuff. So you like learn stuff all around the movie. Like stuff would happen in the movie like, oh, why don't I put it over there? And then you got to play it and do all that stuff. So you like learn stuff all around the movies. Like stuff would happen in the movie. Like, oh, when do I happen over there? And then you got to play it and it was really cool. And I haven't seen anything like it since. Wow, that's really awesome.

Yeah. It's a lot of effort put into a story of the game and not the actual mechanic. Yeah. See, I'm like in the key demographic, like when they make that game, I'm the guy. You know, when they list out all the properties, loves the matrix, is it doing like in his mid 20s or whatever, probably when that game came out. And it's just I was I'm the guy. You know, when they list out all the properties, loves the Matrix, is it due to like in his mid 20s

or whatever, probably when that game came out. And it's just, I was, I never played it. I never even thought about playing that game. It was cool. And the MMO, I think I played for about two seconds. The game was monolith, right? That made that, the same people that made it. The MMO.

Yeah, same people that made Panics. Am I thinking about this right? Dude, I'm starting to show myself crazy here. Let me go ahead and talk. I'll look up a Matrix MMO. You mean fear? Yeah, I think it made fear. I think we this right? Dude, I'm starting to show myself crazy here. Let me go ahead and talk. I'll look up at Matrix MMO. You mean fear? Yeah, I think we made fear. I think we made panic.

We made panic based on that, sorry. I didn't know how to even catch that. Yes, Matrix MMO. The Matrix Online. I think I did play it or the Matrix, but I don't remember anything about extra footies. The only, so the main characters, you can pick the two characters,

one's Niobe and one's ghost. And I played the game before I saw the movies. So when I saw them in the movie, I was like, oh yeah, that's my boy ghost. He has like two lines in the movie. But he has like 100,000 lines in the game. And it's crazy that that actor, and I was wondering, did they shoot that for the movie

and then cut it and then think, oh, we'll put it in a game. Or did they specifically shoot all that for the game? I have no idea. I wouldn'll put it in a game. Or did they specifically shoot all that for the game? I have no idea. I wouldn't put it past him though. Well, Kawaski's are pretty forward thinking. And shot a lot of stuff. Shot a lot of stuff.

I recently watched the Matrix two and three again. Was it with Blaine? No. Oh, I watched it without him. Oh, he's not here. It's fine. Yeah, he's in Japan right now. You're sick.

I watched it with Dan. Did you watch him, Dan? See, he's like the British Blaine, right? I was supposed to see Dan when he was in town, I'm sad. We invite you out and you said no. You invited me out on a night out. I happened to have other plans. Oh, yeah. All right. And then I said, but I want to make sure that like I get to hang out with you guys before it goes back and you're like, yeah, no problem. And then I got back and then I was like, ready for drinks? Oh, you did get back. I got back. Well, back. And then we were in Oklahoma and then he went home.

It's boiler. When's he back? Oh, probably a couple weeks. Okay. Will he be at RTX London? Is he a special guy? I'm not officially, but I'm sure he'll be there. Really?

I don't think. It's a week away. So decompression. Not even. I've never been able to get anyone in events to care about Dan. So I think Dan's feeling it and he's just like, it's really. Yeah.

Well, I think it's because you'll be a perfect girl. Then I have to put it on their budget. They can, you know, they can add other people who deserve to go. Like Chris. Like Chris. Yeah. Honestly, I don't want Dan to go to RTX London because he'll need more days to decompress

I don't respond to me. I would like to see D&D compressing like what that's a video into itself Like to dance in the middle of his life. No, I know it is It's him having a tea party with all the stuffed animals. That's me. That's my vision. Yeah, D&D compressing I would go to that decompression. That's not like a fucking blast. Hell yeah. Although I gotta say, I'm not gonna name any names, but by friends who live in LA, they're kind of going over the edge. They're like,

foy? No, just like to that lunacy, that California lunacy, you probably follow a lot of these people. One of our friends all went to a fucking birthday party for a dog this weekend. Yeah, I saw that. That's too much.

It's not uncommon I feel with LA people. Is it birthday party or a no? Is it just an excuse to have a party? Yeah. No, that's one way to look at it. There was a lot of work here. We went into this dog birthday party. And I know people really like their dogs.

Other people brought dogs, and it was just a big dog party. It's awesome. I don't know how to do it. I feel like people need more reasons to hang out. And that's the perfect reason. So, what about the dogs? Let's do it.

But also just hang out, right? Just do that. Just have a party and hang out. I feel like maybe in LA, people are busier and need a reason. Gavin, if I'm having a party this weekend, and it's just a party, come on over and have drinks, or I tell you, you're gonna come to a dog birthday party.

Are you more likely to come to the dog birthday party? Well, I don't have a dog, so probably less likely. If you said it was a cat pie, you'd be able to do it. You don't have a dog, so that's it. If I invite you to a kid's birthday party, because you don't have a kid, you wouldn't go. I'm not going to get to a kid's birthday. I'm not going to get to a birthday or something. Oh, I think it's good to that.

Yeah, right? It's weird with a dog for some reason. I don't know how to talk to the dog, man. I do it. It's odd. It's an odd thing. I feel like you feel like you don't belong there. You know?

A dog birthday? Yeah, if you don't have a dog, you'd be like, oh, sorry, I didn't bring my dog. But then you could just play with all the other dogs. I mean, I love to go to a dog party. No one's ever invited me to dog party. We're having one in London. Oh.

That's what the soul lead into is for. It was one of those segues. But would it be wrong to buy a dog just to go to a dog party? Yeah, everything about that's wrong. What can you not go to a dog? Is what is like swingers where a guy can't go by himself? You got to bring a girl. Or going to Chuck E. Cheese, you gotta bring a kid.

That's a rule. Also, where else do dogs? You get to even dogs in my place. It's like chomp on each other. By the way, Chuck E. Cheese, somebody pointed out, they went into the system of Chuck E. Cheese by which parents will arrive or adults will arrive with children and they mark them with,

I think it's like an invisible ink, but then they have a different marker for each pairing so that they can see they match when they leave. So someone tries to take another kid out that they belong to them. They just, they have that system in place. How do they mark the parent? They're the little stamp.

How do they mark the kid? Same way. No, it's a question. No, it's a question. Why would they be invisible? Well, who's invisible? Did you say like, you need, oh, is it just a stamp, this color? Do you think they made the kid invisible?

Oh, I thought you were saying like, you were wiping like ultraviolet ink on them that would only show up under it. Oh, is that what you're saying? I was saying invisible ink. Invisible ink. Right. What I'm saying is,

if you're mocking people and they are aware of it, why is it need to be invisible? Because you don't want people putting the mark on themselves to match the kids. Or like if it's... So they know, like, oh, I gotta get the butterfly stamp. And exactly where I can draw number six on my arm.

Yeah. So can you just get invisible? Do they just have, Gavin, no system perfect, dude. I mean, I don't know what to say. So people are gonna split, do you know what's the perfect system? Just take a photo. That is a good system. It's a good system.

But then on the spot, Photoshop it. You're gonna be like, you have to go to, you're like, you have to get a pro, like a, No, when you get there, they take a photo of you and the kid. And then they can sell them in the gift. That also feels, that also kind of like, that also feels weird. Cause you have thousands of pictures of children.

Oh, no, it's also, it's like, Hey, you're here for the party. You're, take your security photo. As opposed to a little stamp, it's just like the kids are having a good time, they have no idea that the system's even branded. But someone was pointing out that that system is better than the system we have for separating parents and children like in custody.

It's like you can't figure out. Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese is doing a better job. Bring them in, then the bureaucrats are. Get in the head of Chuck E. Cheese, bring them down. You can put a Chuck E. Cheese on the border. That's what they could do this. And so they reunite all this kids yet. No. I was like, are we walking on that? I like what's happening? Yes. People are people are working on it. And people are working hard to make sure

that other people don't forget about it. Cause it's super easy to forget about just about anything this week. Because there's always a new tweet just about anything this week, because there's always a new tweet or Elon Musk smokes pot for some reason on camera, you know? Why is that big deal if it's legal? Because it's not, I know you're saying, so for me personally, it's not, but he is the head of a public company

that goes on a globally distributed and very popular podcast, the Joe Rogan podcast. And he smokes pot. And it's totally legal where he's doing it. There are places in the world where that's not illegal and it makes people freak the fuck out and sure enough the Tesla stock dropped. Me and I are totally legal. Yeah. Yeah.

People forgot about it. I did a vlog where he talked to my friends, legal cannabis business in California, and their people said, I will never watch her she's content every again. Because she talked about it? Yeah, because we went and visited their her cannabis, legal cannabis business.

I mean, it's a legal. It's a legal and most places. It's a legal and most places, yeah. It's a legal in Texas, or I don't know. So, yeah. But yeah, there was, I was kind of shocked Chris by the number of people who were just like, I'm out by.

I'm actually surprised at how many places it is legal in the States. Isn't it like 20 states or something close to that? Yeah, well, like, medically, I think it is, but I know about like recreation. I think recreation. Canada, they kept telling us and they're like, oh, you know, like, you know, you guys should

have come a month later. It's all, it's legal in Canada. And October, oh, you know, you know, you guys should have come a month later. It's all it's legal in Canada. And it's over. Yeah. It's like the entire country is is legal. I think I think that I'm my next to you make it harder for you to go back and forth. Really?

Yeah. Oh, because I'll have strict researches. Yeah. They'll be tightening down. It's like tightening stuff up. Yeah. What do you have? What level do you have now?

Of tightness. No. No. I'll leave it at that. That's a good ender for that conversation. Nice. So you're wearing a surf Jeff shirt. I see babs. And this was from the coupe at RTX. It's a little windbreaker, rain jacket thing. I wore a sweater this week. I was totally fine. Do it. It's beautiful today outside. It's been nice. It's been nice. I wore sweater this week. I was totally fine doing it. It's beautiful today outside. It's been nice. It's been nice.

I got a sweater when I went to Scotland, and then I had an excuse to wear it. You want an excuse in Sydney or not, not in London? I won't be going to be me and Chris hanging out at the dog party. You want to have a dog party for our take Sydney? When these guys are fucking off,

let's go to, let's go to, let's have a dog party. Yeah,'s do it. All right. I'm sure I'm putting on a calendar right now. I'm a February we're having a dog party I'm gonna get dog if you don't do that and film it. I'll be disappointed. I don't you don't get see it You get to you will see while looking at some Instagram. Well your friends. Yeah, they made they documented that dog pie But you imagine getting invited to the dog pie. What's the opposite of FOMO? No, I'm not mad about that. It's just, I, what I saw, I was just like, I was like, oh, they're in a party, so it's house, and then it was like, I think you know, it's a FOMO.

I would say EOMO. I said JOMO because the joy of missing out. Oh, the better. I was gonna do excitement of missing out. There was a, from what I understand, from what I understand. Curstery glance at this. There was human treats and dog treats, like tables of like set up stuff.

So like if you fucked up. I'm dangerous. Yeah, and I would totally fuck up, Barb. Well, yeah, because you had that thing. Like a bone meal cupcake or something like that. I know I would do that. You ever had a dog biscuit? You had brothers.

Yeah, but we had no dogs. I had a lot of, I, I, I, Cafe of Dog Fid. I'm just saying, I'm, you didn't food. I'm just saying, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm saying that the fucking stupid brothers will make you eat anything when you're a kid growing up.

Yeah, but that implies that my brothers would actually go and purchase something. That's true. Why did we care food? Was it wet food? I don't, I guess. I think I was trying to try to put cat or something on. Wait. What'd you do?

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No, I didn't think that would, but I thought if I ate cat food, I might like, I think it's on an episode of Rugrats or something, I don't know. It made sense at the time. Well, it was worth an experiment, you know, it's like, yeah, I don't know. Was it though?

Yeah, well, it was just cat food. And I, you know, I'm okay. We'll flavor cat food. I don't know, fish. No. Do they, are there multiple flavors for cat food Cat food, I don't know. No. No. Are there multiple flavors for cat food? Yeah, there's like, there's like chicken.

I don't remember, I mean, I didn't think that much up into it. I was eating cat food. Yeah, that's true. Like a thing. It's terrible. Yeah. I tried cat food.

I've tried aloe. Why is it what are you in cat food? Try cat food. I just try to see what it tastes like. Just like Chris. Soapy. But you probably tried it in your 30s. No. I tried it when I was like 10.

Yeah. Yeah. I ate a tender little, you know what that is? That's an old school cafe. No. I was thinking about two. It sucks to be a pet because sure, you're on easy street. Everything's good.

But there's always that question of, if you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? And you think, oh, that's hard because I get sick of it after like two weeks, but literally no one's that can't eat the same thing every day. Every meal. So I guess I would pick Kaffee because clearly there's something great about it. It's so fantastic.

I mean, it's like meat crackers. That's like, that's all they eat. Dog food, dry dog food, just like meat flavored crackers. Is that so meat in the food? Yeah, yeah. So if a cat is eating chicken, flavored biscuit, when was that a chicken? No, wait, what?

Do you eat food? He says he does actual chicken in chicken in food. A cat food. Dry food. You have biscuits. No, it's just meat. It's just chopped up chicken. Right, but like if chicken is in cat food, how long ago was that walking about? Oh, I don't know. It's not chopped up chicken. Right, but like if chicken is in cat food, how long ago was that walking about?

Oh, I don't know. It's not dried up. It's like they take the extra chicken bits from like human food, they grind it all up, and then add in like, you know, other stuff. They go to McDonald's and pick up all the old chicken and make nuggets. Yeah, because I mean, I have like kinds of chicken noodle soup

in my cupboard where, when was that chicken? Like two years ago maybe still probably gonna eat it one day maybe I want to know when everything was walking do you know you don't that you want to extra date on it like date of death like yeah what was the time of death that be useful when the guy in the white

cook came in and said chicken's dead all right it's all 2 p.m. I got the can out or at least like a picture of that chicken what nobody would want that It's still 2pm, I'm not gonna say. Get the can out. Or at least like a picture of that chicken. What? No, nobody would want that. Where do you get your art, Chuck E.G. What is it? Well, then at least you know how it was treated.

Like invisible ink on the hand. They take a picture of the chicken when it goes into this lottery house. They're like, I feel like most people would not want to see and visualize the animal there but to consume. Well, maybe they shouldn't be in the animal then. Now, maybe so. It's a good point.

You know what I'm gonna look, I wanna look't be in the animal then. Yeah, maybe so. It's a good point. I don't know. I want to look my animal in the eye as I eat it. Well, that's weird. So what are you eating then if you're looking at it in the eye? You're not eating the eye. I'm not eating the eye. So you just, you take out the size of my brain. I'm making out of it.

No, just a picture. I don't want to like stare into it. I guess I'm just a picture and you look looking straight at a cow. It's like, are you looking at it's like open to you? I'm like. I wonder how, do you think, let me ask you this question.

Do you think Gavin, give me a box of lips and you're starving, of course you could. But do you think if you had to tomorrow, like you couldn't have meat again, unless you killed it and then cleaned it and prepared it? Do you think you'd ever eat meat again? Yeah. I probably wouldn't eat chicken again

because you got a child that chickens head off. There's something too small about a chicken killing it. I feel like a cow. A cow you just get with the no-country-for-old man Dufa doing it on the cow's head. Sure. And then just rip it open. Yeah, that seems way harder to do.

But that's like a thing. That's not like I'll let me quickly kill a chicken. I feel like with a cow, I'd be like, set aside a morning for it, really do it well. I think that'd be the way to go. It did, if you did it once, you probably wouldn't have to do it again in front of like five, six months.

Yeah, you'd live in a cow- Jeff did, where he bought half a cow and then, did he end up doing that? He did, yeah. Did he go on the road trip with the dude, where they, then they split a cow with somebody else? I don't think he literally cleaved it into, but he did have half a cow.

And he had it in a freezer outside and then he had a power cut. Didn't smell good. Yo, you know what you do? You have a dog party then. He eats all the leftover cow bits. It reminds me of my favorite Simpson's quote, half a cow, man.

Oh, jeez. So Jeff, man. Oh, geez. So Jeff, I'm not gonna do anything, that was a good joke. So Jeff has a freezer outside. Yeah. There's your cold box. You've been one one for years. It was not out in the open. It's like in the, it was in the basement.

He also wanted to be milk size. I literally just said outside. No, I'm not conditioning. I asked for clarification. You said, yes. It wasn't open to the sky. OK. But it was a basement that was open.

By the way, you know what you could get for this cold box instead? Because the milk arrives, the milk is cold, right? But for those of you who are unaware, one of Gavin's long running wishes in life is to have a cold mailbox. That's saying that right? It's a really good idea. Don't know what you're looking at. Every day, apparently, Gavin gets milk in life is to have a cold mailbox. That's saying that right? It's a really good idea.

Don't know what you're gonna do. Because every day apparently Gavin gets milk and he wants it to stay cold. I'm used to having a milk. I can't go down this rabbit hole with you. I can't go down this rabbit hole with you. It was cold out. It stayed cold outside.

So just move somewhere cold. That's it. You just live somewhere where that's not a possibility. I don't order milk. Or only order it when you're gonna be home. Or only order it when it's cold. Only have milk in the possibility. I don't order milk. Or only order it when you're gonna be home. Or only order it when it's cold. Only have milk in the winter. You can freeze milk, right?

It should arrive. I don't think you can. You can't? No, you can't. It's like crude oil. It's kind of thing. They do refinement on it. Like crude oil, they like pastures.

They have to skim off the layers. Milk is the same way. It's like milk comes out and then they get the cream out of it. Then they get half and half, I think that's the layer. And then they get the whole milk and the 2% and everything. But what is the bottom layer is like water? What does that have to do with not freezing it? Well I think if you leave you freeze it,

it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like different layers. Yeah, it gets all, it's like different, different things in there. Separates it, man. Yeah, like the fat and the water So I don't know you tried free some milk and see what happens So I'm gonna someone's gonna buy a cold mailbox if I make one of so one

Yeah, you kickstart it But probably they already exist probably Do a Kickstarter for a cold mailbox say I have no fucking idea how to make this. The whole purpose of this is to hire an engineer and that person will figure it out. They'll figure out how to do it. Do we have the ability to do polls? Oh, yeah, we do, don't we? No, they took it away. No, not now.

Okay. Well, next time. Show a hand. Show a hand. How did they take it away? Here, why don't I make a tweet from the Rushi account? I don't work. Also ask if people eat cat food.

Did that one as well? I'll not eat cat food. Have tried cat food. Have tried cat food. That's not there's no difference. Just eat it. You ate cat food. No, but eat is like

you can't eat it with your mouth. What? Well, yeah, but I think the intent of the you can interpret that as oh yes, I often eat cat food versus I have eaten cat food at some point in my life. Well, yeah, but I think the intent of the you can interpret that as oh, yes I often eat cat food versus I have eaten cat food at some point in my life. I think it was I You never eat him

What about fish food? Fish food. I think I nibbled it Fish would smell terrible. It's really bad. It's supposed to yeah cat food smells great though Little flakes had those seaweed treats that people eat No, I just like to me they smell like fish food. Oh, like the thin strips of the seaweed. No good. You don't like them?

No. Yeah, they're definitely I think an acquired taste. I'm sure there's lots of stuff that I ate that people would be like, ugh, you're doing that. I feel like you eat peanut butter, gross. That's gotta be gross some people like mashed up peanuts. Mmm. Let's go just that though, is it? What's that? How do you make peanut butter gross. That's gotta be gross, some people like mashed up peanuts. Mm. Let's go just that though, is it?

What's that? How do you make peanut butter? You mash up peanuts. I think you can get like fresh, the organic peanut butter at the grocery store where they just you can watch, just literally just grind it up. But I think to make it onto the shelves, it's gotta have some kind of preservatives

and they usually just dump a bunch of sugar in it too. And how the nuts make rank paste? Do the nuts? No, well, like, going back to the layers thing as well, you can buy a natural peanut butter in the store, you can see it on the shelf. It's like this fucking super dense layer of peanut butter and then this smaller, but very clear level of just oil.

And you just need this. And then you've got to mix it, it goes like this. It goes, and it's hard. It's like that peanut butter just goes, you just go in the bottom of that thing. Is that for it? No, I've had it before. Yeah, you guys sure enough, right?

I don't feel like we should go against them. Is it like up? Well, what happens is, you do it, and then you end up spilling all the oil, and you should have really good, not everybody has that Chris. Some people, I'm sure, do it and then you end up spilling all the oil. Not everybody has that Chris. Some people I'm sure do everybody just open it, drink the oil and put the rest of it away. You'd use that or just drink that oil.

What? Drink it. Just like it's got to be, uh, it's probably some diet where you just drink peanut oil. That's the highest concentration. Hey, go. Let's see the, see the layer of oil on top. Yeah. That's what, there's got to be a lot of calories in that oil.

Yeah. I don't think so. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you

know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you

know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you I have an older brother. Yeah, they had an old sister. I'm sure she got me to eat a bunch of stuff that I probably shouldn't have eaten. What kind of families did you guys have? See the same thing.

Yeah, my brother was constantly using me as a parent. I did awful things to my older brother. Did you? Yeah. What did you do? One time, I think it was in sixth grade or something. My mom was working or something, so it was just me and him at home. And this

was around the time that like scream had come out and I had a scream Halloween costume. So I like I put it on and then went outside and we had two phone lines. So I called one of the phone lines and was like, Hey Brian, you know, like what's your favorite scary movie? You know, and he started freaking out. And then I like went around to where he was and like Went to the to the window god and then like nap like tapped on the window in the screen mask And he like freaked out because he was like, you know a little kid and then Then the cop showed up because he called He called the cops so then and I was like still hiding out trying to scare him.

And yeah, and then the cops showed up and then, but then he wouldn't let the cops leave until my mom got home because he still convinced I was gonna. So how old were you when you did that? I was like, I was probably like 10. So it was actually like, so this is your 10 or 11 I think. That's kind of freaks me out because I guess I thought cream came out way later You were yeah, you know, I'm not you know I might be a second one or you know you just seem like you were I mean You were born to what 86 87. I said no, I'm a sense. Yeah, you'd have been you'd been about 10 when the cream came out

Would I had a costume yeah? What when did you come out? I'm scary I'm so you and so much When does cream come out? What was the 99? That was a good marketing campaign because they drew bear more. Oh yeah, all over the marketing point.

Wasn't she like running with like a white top on or something? Yeah, but she was also, it's spoiler for a 20 year old movie. Yeah, 20 years old. It was, she was in it for like two minutes, right? That was just the beginning go. Yeah, beginning. Yeah, and she's like sets up the premise,

she's talking on the phone and the guy comes in and goes. Yeah, and she was the biggest star of the movie and she died in the first like 10 minutes. I feel bad because I haven't seen Scream, but I've seen Scare movie. She's all the derivatives. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird.

I think something's like gets a popular that's what they become. I think it's problem with classic movies too, is I remember I saw Paul Fiction. I was like, oh, it's fucking crazy and the told the story out of order and it was fucking amazing. You know, because I was younger when I saw it's problem with classic movies too. I remember I saw Pulp Fiction. I was like, oh, it's fucking crazy and they told the story out of order and it was fucking amazing. You know, because I was younger when I saw

it, I was never seen a movie like that. So I go, well, you should go watch Citizen Kane. It's a non-linear narrative as well. It's like set the standard for non-linear narratives. And it's like the greatest movie of all time. I go, oh, go watch that. I watch it. I was like, oh, this is not good.

You know, this isn't as good as Pulp Fiction. Because the stuff that comes later is like, has years of refinement and layers of inspiration built on to it as well. And it's like, you can't ever go back to when something was groundbreaking. Yeah, well, then you go back and you're like, well, this just seems cliche. And then you're like, it's like, well, the reason it feels cliche is because everyone copied this. Yeah, I also had a thing where I heard, you know, weird out. I heard most of his songs before I heard the original songs.

Like I heard, I heard, uh, eat it before I heard beat it. I mean, that's my Michael Jackson. You never heard beat it, bro. I mean, I, no, I didn't, I heard beat it before, or eat it before beat it. Because I bought, I got that album and I just listened all the songs

and I know that they were being copied. What happened to Chris? I saw Barb looked off screen and I looked off screen and then you were trying to get to a cat. You know that way your pets just all of a sudden just looked at this direction. And then you stare. Have you ever done that thing outside

where you are with your group of friends and you all make a pact to just look up? Oh wow. Everyone who walks by is gonna be like, they start looking up. Oh that sounds like a lot of fun. It is. Have you, you could do up, oh that sounds like a lot of fun. It is. Have you, if you-

You could do it by yourself if you're talented enough. Have you seen the viral video trend that's begun? It's like the new, whatever challenge. They can't keep it going for too long though because the more popular gets the harder it'll be to do. They're invisible. Yeah, when they convince someone to turn invisible.

Oh, I saw that, it's usually kids. Like if it's me to you, I'm convincing you that I'm invisible. Well, you know like the dog thing with the blanket where they throw the blanket Then they run yeah, okay Well, it's kind of like the new version of that where they take someone and they put them in a chair in the middle of the room They put a blanket on it's usually a kid Uh-huh, and then they say some spell and then they take the Sheet off and everyone else in the room is in on it and they they're like oh he's gone

And then they can't hear him or see the person. And then there's one of the standards in it is in it is at like in the first like a minute, you take a picture. You say, oh, you're feeling me, I can feel him, I can feel him right now. And he's a computer, take a picture and then you sit in the couch, take a picture, but you've already taken a picture. And you show the picture. And that's usually a great moment in these videos because then the children and the kids

see the picture and he's not in it. They all fucking flip out. I mean, I'm sure there's kids who don't believe it, but the ones that make, you know, the postings, they are all losing their shit. Is it called like invisible challenge? Yeah, look, a kid thinks he's invisible. Yeah, I never thought I'd lost so much at 10 people, like, so emotionally torturing a job is really fun.

Yeah, the kids are sometimes have breakdowns. They did it with an adult. Like, there's some Netflix magic show or something. That's where I first saw it. Yeah. Like, in Central Park or something like that. I assume that one spawned all the other ones. I think it was too.

That's what I think too. I think that video went viral after that show came out and then a bunch of people thought, oh, I can do this too. That's so sad. Yeah, it's pretty sad. See, my parents would just pretend that me and my older brother

were funny. And so they would just laugh at all of our stupid jokes. But they never pretend we were invisible. Thank God. So then when you went out into the real world and yeah, and then we continued to think we're funny. When I think you're funny. Thanks, Kevin. That's the nicest thing you've said to me. 15 years. Like, if you said a pun, they would all go, oh, that's great. Really? Yeah. Those are your parents, man. That's nice. Did you learn your puns from your parents?

Learn. Uh, it's more like a catalog. Well, like getting the sense of humor. Oh, my, uh, my mom's dad's, my grandfather had a love of puns. That mean my brothers would pick up on. But yeah, my, I mean, my dad does dad jokes, typical dad jokes. I think he was thrown on the spot at RTX and he just had a joke ready to go.

Like someone was like, tell a joke and he was like, here's one. Without even thinking, it's impressive. It's that dad power. Yeah. I mean, can you come up with one joke? Well, I feel like if you're in a, if you're just usually just a normal man

and then suddenly you're in front of a load of people and then someone's like, hit it with a camera, tell a joke. You know, you got to be with it. What would be your joke? The vagueness, it's one of the fact that he knew eight. I mean, but you have a joke. I mean, it looks like I'm impressed by your dad.

The app is amazing, everything, but knowing a joke doesn't seem to be any kind of barometer for coolness. Okay, tell a joke. What's that? Do you have a joke doesn't seem to be any kind of barometer for coolness. Okay, tell a joke. What's that? Do you have a joke? Oh, yeah, there's three guys that each have a break. That's my joke.

I always go to every single time. Yeah. I heard a funny joke the other day. So, which is a guy goes to an assassin because his wife is cheating on him. And he cared about his assassin because he has a really specific marketing campaign, which is he basically charges $10,000 a bullet.

And he asked the assassin, he goes, what happens if you miss? Do I have to pay for those? He goes, I don't miss. He says, okay, so they go and they camp out in the hills above their house and are looking in the window. And the assassin's like, well, how do you want me to do this? He goes, well, I'm so fucking mad.

I want you to shoot her in the head and I want you to shoot his dick off. And he's like, okay, how do you want me to do this? He goes, well, I'm so fucking mad. I want you to shoot her in the head and I want you to shoot his dick off. And he's like, okay, and then they get in the bedroom and the assassins can do the scope. And the guy's like, are you gonna shoot? And he goes, hold on a second. I think I can save you $10,000. Oh, that's good.

There's another funny, let's tell Joe. We can turn to a joke telling podcast. Yeah. So this one's in sign language. So everybody have a good weekend? I'll tell you. We can turn to a joke telling podcast. Yeah. So this one's in sign language. Yeah. So everybody have a good weekend? Very good. Very good.

Yeah. What the is it? You're looking for Plex. Hey, speaking of Dan being here though, because Dan went back, that was part of your weekend. I had a weird experience with Dan being here where it was Sunday a couple of weeks ago. All of a sudden, Gavin, Dan are in my house,

but they're not there to hang out with me. They're hung out with Ashley. Yeah. And I already had plans that day. When I was over once in a while. I've got you a real time. What are you talking about? All the time.

When was the last dog part you I was invited? I know. I doubt there's anyone. Make a good point. I invite you over more than Bernie at this company. Does anyone invite you over more than that? I don't have a dog party with no dog like I'm not gonna say they come to this dog party, but then people will bring their fucking dogs, right? Yeah, that would back to an animal party for an animal that no one has. Ferret. Like a ferret. Yeah, or a monkey party.

Dude, I mean, hope someone brings a monkey because then you get a monkey at a party. What are the cool things? I'm not all the monkey party. Dude, I hope someone brings a monkey because then you get a monkey at a party. What are the cool things? I'm gonna hold the monkey party for Chris. Chris, forget the dog party idea for our TX Sydney. You and I are gonna do a monkey party. Could our next prank be we convinced Chris he's a cat by eating cat food? Would you bring a monkey at a good?

Would you be annoyed if I rode a horse into your house? Yeah, probably. Through the front door. I don on the camera. Would you be annoyed if I rode a horse into your house? Yeah, probably. Through the front door. I don't know what one that is. You don't know what, oh, you don't always doors my front door, that's a good point. Yeah, but it'd be tough, because doors are seven feet tall. How tall is a horse?

Probably taller than that. Yeah, but you sitting on a horse is definitely taller than that. Well, I would duck. Yes, yeah, okay. Sure, no, no, I'd be annoyed. Don't do it either way. Don't come try to figure that out. Can you ride a horse?

I've rode a donkey was. I don't know if you're good at the same thing. Like a full on horse. Anybody you ridden a horse, Barb? Chris, I've been on a horse. What does that mean? That's riding a horse. You standing on it?

I think it's more like you sit on it. You take a picture and it was like one of those things when I was like a kid and they're like, Oh, come right, the horse at the ranch thing. And I was like, Hey, someone was like, get on the horse. We got to get out of town. I would not. I would not go. I would be like, I'm just going to watch. What is Chris's life? That's even enough. People I got to think because we were called this in Texas, people got to think that's what it's like, kid. Yeah, I thought that when I moved here that we'd bride horses school

and everything else was really disappointed in the lack of horses. I was disappointed that there's hardly any tumbleweed. Yeah, hardly. You gotta go west. Why would I go there? Yeah, I could pull it through the tumbleweed. To the tumbleweed, yeah.

We have armadillos here. There was an armadillo in my front yard. The noisy is fuck. Jack has skunks at the moment. You're gassing his dogs. Who wants to get rid of them? Because he's put them on like Twitter with the security cam footage.

How do you get rid of them? Uh, if you trap them. Or call pass control. Although if you trap the skunk in one of those wire cages, how would you pick up the cage? I mean, Johnny Knox, what did it? He got, he got got. Yeah.

They only have to have so much of that, like butt juice or whatever that is, if they spray. It's like fermented us. So if you can get them to like do a couple shots, then you're okay, right? Well, it's still spraying out, right? I might just dry fire like pistons. Like, but there's nothing, no spray.

I have, what it could you extract the skunk spray? Is that a thing? Maybe you could. I'm not doing that. I'm busy getting food. I think I saw a video very briefly on Twitter this weekend where someone was using a skunk as like a therapy animal.

Like, you know, I have therapy dogs or like dogs that calm me down or whatever. What's there were skunks. Well, they did, they just people the spray butt, right? You can disable it. You could take it out. Like, they were skunks. Well, they did, they did. Let's comment the spray butt, right? You can disable it. You could take it out. Like, I think you can. I think it's something you can,

or put a core in it. There's some sort of procedure. It's like getting a vasectomy or something. I don't know. You just like remove their ass. Would you, for a million dollars, take a shot, like a shot glass of skunk juice. A million dollars?

Yeah. If I, if I don't kill me, I don't think you could get that down, Chris. If it didn't kill, if it wasn't poisonous, is it poisonous? Or even if it is a little bit poisonous. You might have got a really bad stomach ache for someone to get a bad stomach ache from that.

Yeah, but that's still worth a million dollars. For a million dollars, I would do you have some bad thoughts. If I'd be a million dollars, Mr. Shr. What if it like affected you permanently? Like every few fart, it felt like a skunk. They already smell bad, Barb. Like, farts don't smell good.

Yeah, but you don't smell your farts. Like when you're driving through a countryside and you smell like, oh, Christmas-affarded type of things to go. Maybe not do it for that. You smell something bad in a car to like bat in the car. No one in the car says, did we run over a fart? No.

It's a very specific smell and it's bad. Did you run over Chris? I saw one of the most frustrating videos I've ever seen before. I couldn't watch all of it. It was so frustrating. It's like a very modern look at American life and a little snippet of it. It was so frustrating. It's like a very modern look at American life and a little snippet of it. And it was essentially a woman had a dog that she was trying to bring

into a stadium, like into a baseball game. She's trying to bring this dog in with her. And service dog. She had. So she's, we pick up at the point where she starts recording because she's recording this now because she's being told she can't bring her dog in. So she's we pick up at the point where she starts recording because she's recording this now because She's being told she can't bring her dog in so she's being wronged and so she's gonna And this guy is sitting there. He has like the book of procedures And I think I even had like the clause from the American disabilities that he had it right there and he's pointing to where it's like It's like a dog as has specific trained abilities because this is service dog I have PTSD this this is a service dog. I have PTSD. This dog is a therapy dog.

It should be allowed. This is discrimination. And the, the, the, the she was, you know, screaming and yelling hooting and hollering. Yeah. And he's trying to stay. So it's like the whole thing of like, somebody's got the rules.

Somebody thinks the rules don't apply to them. Kind of a thing or that they're an exception, I should say, to the rules and they're mad and they, they're going to prove it and they're going to video everything. The frustrating thing about the video was the guy was saying, she's saying it's a service dog. He goes to his service dog. That doesn't mean anything to me for the American Disimposed Act. As long as the dog is trained to do something specifically to help you, as long as it's

trained to do something specific to help you, is the dog trained specifically to do anything to help you and She's like no, no, this is discrimination. Whatever. It's like for instance Like just give him a reason. Yes, she could take it in if it licks your cheek when you have an attack or when you have a seizure That would be a thing if the dog is trained for instance to lick your cheek That would be that then you could bring the dog in if it's trying to do something like something like that. And she's like, this is, you know, I have BTC and you guys are discriminating. And she's like, everybody in the comments like, lady, he's giving you, like he did it over and over

and it's like, he's giving you the thing to say, just fucking say it to him, because he's got a job to do. And he's telling you exactly what you need to say in order to bring your fucking dog in. She wasn't having it. She'd rather have a fucking deal. Like someone at a bank being like,

oh, it's really weird that no one's going to be here at five o'clock today. And the cameras will be off at five o'clock today. Right. Like, get the message. And we go the vault with the date. Yeah, it was just so frustrating to watch, man. And you can get through it.

No, I can't hide to go to just read comments about it after the second or third time of the day. What was the outcome? Judd, she didn't get in to just read comments about it after like the second or third time. What was the outcome? Dad, she didn't get in. She's doing the whole thing she never, she never clued into the fact she was so just offended and outraged that she couldn't get past what he was clearly trying to tell her.

Some people love being offended. It's more exciting than a baseball game. You know what? I was thinking about that on Twitter. Like the recent China Twitter is they want a bunch of these accounts to be removed, all these offensive accounts. Like Alex Jones.

And then again, they don't understand why people are, like even some people saying Trump's account should be banned, right? Because it violates this policy and that's the other thing. And they're like, they don't understand, like they're pointing to all these other social platforms

where people are doing that and taking these accounts away. When they did, they did just take away Alex Jones account. But I was that from lying? Because it's false information. I don't know what it was. Because of anything else. It's like offensive crude. But you can be offensive on specific that he did some specific that got as a Twitter account. I just thought it was the whole misinformation thing that they're trying to crack down on. Yeah. Yeah. I know Facebook is trying to crack down on that because, you know, they're going to have a huge problem with the government if they don't crack down on that.

But I like to think too, is about the Twitter. People couldn't believe the Twitter wouldn't disable this counts. Like, that's why people show up on Twitter. I feel like it's to get mad. It's like, it's like, if you took away those accounts, feel like Twitter's boring and they wouldn't go back again. Why does the government get involved in Facebook and Twitter? Is it because the public?

Yeah, well, because they're publicly held companies, you mean? Yeah. Like, if I wanted to start a social media where it was just lies, would the government shut me down if it got bigger? I would think that the vector by which the government would regulate social media would be via the FCC. Like the same people that go after Howard Stern essentially is because it's and I should know this but I don't.

The FCC's jurisdiction over the internet but that's where it would fall and so it would make sense because it's essentially while it's not a public utility, there's's a lot of other private carriers to handle it. It's essentially like a public service. When did they start governing the internet? When? I mean, I don't know what you mean. Who governs the internet? We'll like it. FTC. When did they start saying what was right and wrong on the internet? I don't think, I don't, I mean, they brought in Mark Zuckerberg. I don't know. He might have been in this like a special committee because specifically because of the election, probably anybody know Mark Zuckerberg,

what he was testifying in front of Congress for it. But like, what if you're doing an ad, you have to say that it was an ad. Yes, that's FCC. That's yeah. What did I say? FTC, Federal Trade Commission. FTC might be FTC, but what was that always a thing?

Well, it is a disclaimer that you have to say when you're advertising a product. I do think in the web world. I don't know when that first came into place, though. I remember when it was like probably like three or four years ago, it was hashtag ad. Yeah, we didn't use that to do that for any sponsored stuff. It's more than that, though. It's you can't put the disclaimer or the information that the video is sponsored like below the fold. It even talks about like comments.

If there's comments where you have to hit more to see it, you have to be above that. And in fact, we just cut a little bit of grief from one of our videos we put out because it was like the description of the video, it just read like an ad because that's where it has to be. I honestly believe that it's a little bit too far

to one side for the internet in particular. Like if they had to stop a TV show in the middle of the TV show to say, oh, this Tivo that's here on Friends, this was, Tivo gave us this for product placement. We had to do that. No, they just put a little slate at the end saying, you know, additional consideration by Tivo.

I feel like Friends had a whole episode that was about pottery barn. And at no point, they like, I just watched that one yesterday. Yeah, at no point were they like, oh, it's sponsored by Pottery Barn. Right. Although they're kind of,

they're brands all over it. They're kind of shitting on Pottery Barn a lot on that. Well, I mean, I remember I think it was heroes or something that remember that show heroes. Yeah, there was a plot point where the one guy gave his daughter like, Oh, I got you a new car. And it was like, Oh, this is this this this, this whatever. It has really cool. Oh my god. And he was like, why is this part? Oh yeah, it's sponsored.

Yeah. But it's like, oh, like that bit in Transformers 3 where they have a Mercedes commercial just in the middle of the movie. They like stop the movie to show off the car on the website and stuff. So weird. It's bad.

Yeah. I feel like it affects actual celebrities less. Like Kim Kardashian could just be like, make it a thing. Oh yeah. And doesn't hashtag add in. And we get a lot of stick like, make it a thing. Yeah. And doesn't hashtag add and we get a lot of stick if we don't do that. Right.

You know, it's not always the sponsor by so and so. You have to disclose everything. But a lot of times when I have my laptop, it's Microsoft gave that to me years ago. And it's like every time it comes up in conversation, I feel like I have to say every single time this laptop was giving me my microsoft. And after a while, it just sounds like

I'm fucking bragging about getting a free laptop, you know? So, but it's like, I have to do that because it's the rules and that's the rules that we have to follow. If I hashtag add every one of my tweets from now on, would they come up to me? Because I'm not doing it extra on the ones that are as responsive.

Ooh, that's interesting. I don't know about that, but they might say it was misleading to say it was sponsored. I don't know what there's any regulation against that. We actually put up in the early days on, it wasn't drinking, but there's some other site that I was running. I put up fake banner ads because like I just literally went to another website, grabbed their script for serving their ads, and put it on my website. And it was like literally serving their ads. So they were making money

from all these pressures, but I was using as a way to show, hey, we have ads so that we can get ads and we can, you know, make, you know, something. That's a great thing. You were, you, people were earning money out of your banner ads. Yeah, I would literally put like somebody like, I don't know if it's like, let's see Amazon. I took their banner, I don't have a banner on the Amazon, and banner ads back then. But, and I put it on the site just so I could like,

go to other people and say, hey, we've got these banner ads on our site. To look more impressive. Yeah, because it's all ad networks back then. I feel like it'd be interesting to take out TV ad space and not advertise anything. Like imagine if an episode of Friends just shot like three extra minutes of content

and ran it as an ad between the ad break. Has anyone ever done that? That's interesting. Yeah, but there's so much though. You did a wide all the local affiliates too. Oh yeah, it's a bit weird here, isn't it? Yeah, pushing in here in the morning, talk to you stuff.

Like the gym, talk show stuff. Like the gym they always have these TVs up. And the local commercials for local news are always just like, oh my God, there's one dude in Austin. I can tell you they have the company. It's a it's a long company. They do the where they fertilize your lawn, you get green grass. And he does the commercial every day.

He's in a full suit and then he has a fucking tarantula, he's bald, he's just head. He's got a tarantula on his head. A real one? Yeah, it's just a fucking tarantula. What are you talking about? I'm telling you, it's a thing. And he doesn't acknowledge it.

There's one, I've seen this so many times. There's one commercial where like, he like moves the leg because the leg is like, thing, but it's obviously his works because this guy's a fucking charanche a lot on his head I'm sure you guys can find this. I want to see the so badly. He says they're a car dealership Well, it's it's a lawn like a lawn fertilizing place. Wow I mean never says anything about the spider. No, he's never like this is my friend Billy You know, I don't think so, but then again on the gym. No. He's never like, this is my friend Billy.

You know, I don't think so. But then again, on the gym, I might miss that if he's done it. But I don't think so. He's thinking just goes and talks about how you green, how great they're services. That's great. It's a love, I'm it. I love that.

We're just talking about the environment. That makes sense. Got a little spider, buddy. It's a fucking monster spider. It's like half, it's like this. Or maybe it's got a weird, you pay. Yeah. What? Is he bald or? Yeah, well, I don't know if he's balled or shaved his head whatever. He's naming here

Yeah, it's like it's like a weird to pay that moves around so if you're if you shave your head you don't bold. Yeah, aren't you still called bold? Yeah, I don't know I listen. I don't want to I don't want to Hold page spout briefly in the queue for doing that. Yeah, like if I shave my head, you'll be like, eight, you're bald now. How much fees do it? $5 million. You wouldn't need $5 million.

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Like, they've leaned into viral video marketing years and years ago. Yeah. Yeah. They throw a towel on a razor and it dissipates. That's actually not the guy. That you must have said, this is a different guy. That's actually not the guy. What are you talking about?

It's a different long guy with a different spider on it. Is this a thing? That is a different law and company. How good? No, that's the logo. That's the logo. So that must be the same guy. No, it may not be the same guy.

He's all the sun and he's passed on the tradition. Do you think that the spider I'll live the father? Oh, maybe. Was the guy older? It's good though. This is it. This is think that the spider out lived the father? Oh, maybe. What's the guy older? It's shit though, this is it, this is, let me pause the spider down. Like it's just a little munch,

he goes like, get out of the way, get it, you're getting my eye, kind of a thing. Damn. Yeah, it's fucked up. Yeah, I'm telling you, it's not, that's not the guy. Maybe there are multiple employees there who do their commercials with the spider. Yep, thank you for finding that,

that made that made my day. Even though I see it every fucking day. Did you hide the guy feel alone? No, but I remember the name of that company. I didn't say it for some reason because I thought anyone would cause problems for them. But I assume you have your long time by someone. I don't have a long. That's true.

What do you got then? Rocks? Yeah, I got rocks. Got a bunch of rocks. Rocks and fish. I got a I got just bushes and trees It's some of the house to put it. Yeah, no like a ground covering Chris Got stuff that covers the ground. It's called the no escape or what's it called zero escape? No escape no escape

I also want to point out that the poll we put up about cold mailboxes if you would buy one It's that even 50 50 right now with almost 2,500 votes. Which way? Dude, that's 1,200 backers on your thing, dude. That'd be amazing. That'd be enough to get off the mountain. Well, they say they're gonna buy, but now that we've talked about it, what's the price?

How much does someone pay for that? 100? That's not that much. Yeah, but can you get an outdoor insulated or refrigerated box for a hundred thousand? That is how many would figure it out? They can connect it from from the house like you could just take a line from your AC or something Get one of those fucking yeti coolers. Those things are expensive, dude Like they have like 250 bucks for a cooler. Yeah, but apparently you know hold ice for like seven days

That's a total lie by the way. I don't know how long it's been a long time. What metal holds cold long enough? What is the b Adamantium? What's the DC metal? Is there a DC metal? I thought it, oh. Supermanium. Hey, comics, nerds, what's a DC metal? Supermanium.

Supermanium, Kryptonium, anybody? Wow. That's a big. Somehow you're bigger dorks for not being dorks. I don't know why you know another. Crypto and I isn't metal though. No, that's, no, I'm just trying to think what would it be. I know I can't think of what the DC metal is

because there's a shitload of them in Marvel. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, and Adam Antium. But they switched over to vibranium for the event. I realize they're really far away from your point but I'm coming back to you, Gavin. They switched over to vibranium for the Avengers movies

because Adam Antium was already associated with the mutant part of the universe, which is the. Do you think they're exmences? Sex toys are also made out of vibranium. They always need it. I think they absorb vibrations, so you wouldn't want that. You put it in your vagabond, go probably still.

Like I'm absorbed everything. Or just your body would vibrate, but that would say perfectly still. What is Captain America's shield made out of vibranium? Vibranium. Okay. Captain America's shield made out of fiber. Yeah, fiber. Yeah. Yeah. Now in the comics, it's made out of a vibratium adamantium and I believe another metaloid called alloy X or something like that,

which is gallium. They can't ever his shield can never be recreated. What? Why? In the comic, Captain American shield cannot be in the film. They made it in like five minutes. I think Stark just like had it in his life.

He's like, you know, this. Well, compartment. Oh, I got one of these. Yeah. Why can't it be recreated? In the comic, it can't because whatever the alloy X's or the process by which they combined vibranium and adamantium, it can't be replicated.

So what was Mjolnir made out of? The heart of a star, right? Like, was that metal? I was at the metal. It's mithril. Why not? And then his hammer was not the hammer. What was the ax?

Was the same star? Yeah. Forged in the heart of a dying star. I mean, how long has it stopped in dying if he- I know right. You can see all these weapons from it. Because they built those rings around it. Is it a star?

It seems kind of small for a star. I mean, a star to be dying star. So it's like shrunk down like a raisin. How big was the star of David? What is the, what do you think is the most Jewish weapon? Barbara. Woody Allen. What do you watch in the heart of the star of David. The most Jewish weapon. I don't know what that means.

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The Kramagah is fucking dangerous. Yeah, Kramagah, That's the IDF uses that. Or is it really special forces? Not IDF. And that's Jewish. Yeah. Is really? Yeah. Pretty much. It's really defense. I mean, I got that part. I just didn't know that. That's what that was from. I'm pretty sure, right? Anybody? Kramagah. You guys aren't reading comics. You have busy doing Kramagah and MMA. Shit. The fuck the L.D. on the weekend. the weekend thanks portal they missed a great name for it

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Huh, what would you have named it, Chris? Hammer of Thor. What was that mouth? I would have named it Super Metal. That's just, why not? Craneum, bad, bad, bad, manium. Do you think craneum? That's right, man. Cranium no bad made bad medium. Do you think cranium? Cranium Cranium

Cranium some dude's metal on a stint metal. Sorry. She took back his past the wrong Enthmetal also called ninth metal is a special metal with gravity negating effects the fuck does that mean? What about you? It is native to Fangar, the home planet of a Qatar hall, and Shiera Thal. Anybody who is the fuck are those people? Among the unusual properties of Enthemedle, or also called ninth medal, is the ability to negate gravity,

allowing a person wearing an object such as a belt made of Enthemedle to fly. In addition, oh, that's cool. In addition, Enthemedle also protects the wearer from the elements and speeds the healing of wounds, increases their strength and protects them from extremes in temperature. What's up? What is fucking good metal to have?

What is that on the periodic table? It's all the way off to the sides. It's like past like a bunch of stuff. Why has that not been anything added to the periodic table in a while? Because it's sort of made up stuff at this point Isn't it it's like theoretical? No, they like force create elements are like But I mean the journey is actually the put forces on them to like oh this this

Technically a new element, but only yeah, but some of them are like have only existed for a fraction of a second And it's like all right, it's on there now, but how have they not done that more because what what does it take to make a new element? Like, what differentiates one element from another? The amount of the arrangement of electrons and protons. Yeah. And what's it? The arrangement of electrons and protons. Close, right? Close.

And you can lose an electron on a atom. Yeah, but you have to make a new arrangement of like the the the the circles of like like the Olympics. No, no, it's the number of protons in the nucleus. The number of the basically the atomic weight. That's why the chart for the periodic table of elements is numbered. So it's essentially the number of protons in the nucleus. So they got to mush another proton in not an easy process to make an element. The top element is really crammed right now. And they're, they're, I don't know, I'm really no much about that, that deep into the periodic table of elements, but they're very volatile.

They only last like you said, for millions of a second, fractions of a second. So there's something there. I mean, there's one in there, Einsteinium. So that had to be discovered or named after Einstein was around. What do you think? Because that would be an amazing coincidence if Einsteinium is named after Albert Einstein.

I mean, what if it was just like one mug? Oh, they made four new elements last year. Oh, dude. Well done. What happened to 114? They're on non-trium? Un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-ium on non-pentium on non-pentium you fuckers need to take an English say on and then putting the next number of like pen they skip the one where's a non-quatriom or the six on on the hex those are the

unofficial names those are temporary names based upon numbers because from a non-trium to a non-unpentium to ununceptive. Well, because trium is three and pantheum is five. That's why it skipped the atomic numbers are 113, 115, 117, 118. Yeah, that's what you're missing. 14 and 16. They can't get the 14 and 16 to go. I'm looking at the names you were looking at the numbers.

Okay. Yeah. Ununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununununun No, no, no, no. They'd be bad names. Do you think it would be? Yeah, would you be satisfied with your life if you discovered or created a new element and be like, well, I did this. That's pretty fucking big, dude. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's a big thing.

But what is that element, at least, to a lot of death in the world? Like vibranium. Well, I don't know. I mean, we're saying it's like a momentous discovery. We can also make a lot of life. You don't know what? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, The money to be made found none 11 to him. I feel like the money to be made is at the beginning like before hydrogen Oh, you take out protons like half just like what's an electron? What element is that just like one electron? Yeah, well like half a process. Well, that's like a tummy. That's a quark. You're actually right

You're actually right. So if you want to go smaller than hydrogen you're getting into like particle physics and quarks and things like that So that's where the money is get Forget the mail bombs Don't in bomb and aren't bombs just like splitting electrons and then they blow up hydrogen bomb does yeah That's just like split it quantum physics. What does that mean to anybody here? I mean anything quantum real small like there you go. Yeah smaller than that. I'm thinking a little small stuff There's some really fun videos you want order some crazy stuff about quantum physics online. There's one, I think, absolutely sure I've talked about

this a billion years ago on the podcast, but it's a video, it's one of my favorite videos on the internet, I should go back and watch it again. It is quantum physics explained by a parking duck. It's like, it's really well done. It's the VF like duck. No, no, it's literally just like a like a... Quantum physics.

Go on, come on. But there's a really weird thing where they were testing particle physics, they were firing, essentially like one particle through a slit and they predicted how it hit the wall behind it and they would hit it, yeah, I would hit it in a pattern, but if you observed it, right, it would affect the results. Yes.

If you observed the experiment, it would have a different result than if you didn't observe it. Well, like you take the end result, the sheet, the particle hits. If you take that sheet and look at it, it's one way, well, that's not the result we expected. Why are we getting this weird result? So then they monitored the electron or the particle going through the slit and when they monitored it, it acted as it should. But then they take away the monitor,

the ability to look at it, and it goes back to the other pattern. I feel like you think faking it when no one's looking. At that point, the universe is just trying to get away with something. It is. They're onto us. It is.

We need Elon Musk to come and smoke his blood. What was all about? Tell us all about it. Quantum computers mean to you. Like, why is that significant? I don't actually know. I guess it's just like maybe it's just like can process a lot faster. Like a room temperature superconductor would be fucking amazing for semiconductors. But yeah, I guess it's just,

I don't know if it's like, it's the ability to perform the registers, like you get all the way down to basically what a computer is, if you get all the way down the CPU, then you get down to the binary level. It's really just a bunch of switches, is what it is, but it's just really fucking small. And there's little digital switches between one and zero, and that's it.

So I guess that's that. I don't actually know. I don't actually know. Do we have quantum computers now? Well, I think Dan was explaining to me that the where they're at with quantum computers is that they now can have a quantum computer that can tell you that two plus two is probably four or something. He was explaining it in a way where it was like, that's all right. Wait, what a regular computer. Yeah, this Wikipedia tree. I don't know.

I'm just going. I don't know what he's talking about. Oh, what I'm talking about. So the computer that could tell you that 99.99% probability that two two is in fact, four. All right. You guys ready for this? I'm reading some basics.

So this is like, there's times when Wikipedia, we've gone from eating cat food to this, by the way. Actually, dog parties, to eating cat food to this. It's a long way from the dog party, haven't you? But there's sometimes where Wikipedia feels like in encyclopedia, and I know that's what it is and what it's based on. But when you got encyclopedia Britannica, you know, you couldn't look up movies by Quintering, do you know?

You know, it's not like that, which is I think how most of or I couldn't look at like Marvel superheroes in the Encyclopedia Britannica. Multiple things in them. No, you could look up like real actual facts and everything. And so this is quantum computing article on Wikipedia. But I'm skipping. I'm going to the basics part here. A classical computer has a memory made up of bits

where each bit is represented by either a one or a zero. So far I'm on the mark about that part. Go on on computer. On the other hand, it maintains a sequence of qubits, which can represent a one zero or any quantum superposition of those two qubit states. A pair of qubits. What does that mean?

It's like you can have one, you can have zero, or anything else. Yeah, other stuff as well. Like there's that fuzzy logic stuff in there. Barb, do you want to sign this as I read it? People get everyone get it. A pair of qubits can be in any quantum superposition of four states. It's the new dab, right? And three qubits in any superposition of eight states. In general,

a quantum computer with N qubits can be in an arbitrary superposition of up to two to the Nth power different states simultaneously. Oh, so they can be in multiple states at the same time. Yeah. I guess you just like execute another dimension. Explain Schrodinger's cat. Schrodinger's cat is there's aer's cat is, there's a box. Yeah. Right? And then someone says there's a cat in the box or there's some knowledge in the world that there's a cat in the box.

I think there is a cat in the box. But does the cat exist if you don't look in the box? My argument, yeah, because the cat's the box. I thought it wasn't to do a cat. I said that wrong, cat was the box. I thought it wasn't whether the cat was exist in the box. It was whether it was a live or a good cat party. And I'll say that.

It is, it was that one of this. It's like the cat is both dead and alive until you like to observe it until you observe it and do you open it and see it. You just kick the shit out of the box and it's a cat me. You're good experiments over. Don't kick your cat in a box by the way. Don't put cat in my box. Don't keep getting a box speaking from experience. You got kicked in the box?

Do you remember it's the old office I was in a box full of packing peanuts and Ray came in and I remember that. Oh, he was physically in a box. He dropped it. He didn't just kick it. He like running dive kicked it. Yeah. And then was very unapologetic. But I did not hear one single sorry. Well, he didn't say sorry. He just said don't be in a box. What? Don't be in a box. Well, he didn't say sorry. He just said don't be in a box. What? Don't be in a box. What's a drop kick? It's where he like you went off the ground. It's two feet kicking. It's a two feet jumping kick, right?

But a drop kick is also when you drop something and then kick it like a like a fun that's a punt and when you punt you punt by drop kicking. It's yeah and sport you don't do a two foot kick. But I think if you don't do the big wrestling move, if you kick someone, unless you physically dropped them first, you have to use two feet. I think you are the one dropping and kicking. I think it's because you drop on the floor

after you've kicked them. A, Eric, you're a wrestling nerd. What is, what's that drop kick move actually called? Drop it. That's just drop kick. You have two feet jumping in the air. Jump in the air and then two feet. Drop it.

Thanks for the information, Eric. Yeah, it's a good one. It's good to know. Obviously, I have a wrestling professional. Probably my favorite all time, Jack Asclep, and that changes. My actual favorite all time is when he boxed Butterbeam. That's my favorite Jack Asclep.

And he's just snoring on the floor in the department. Yeah, Johnny Knoxville is such just a genuine genetic performer. Like, he just comes up with this ridiculous shit and he just ejects himself to it. But to me, it's like, you can tell the guy is genuinely a performer and entertainer. But he gets in a fight with Butterbeam in like a retail shop. I guess we were like in a flea market or something like next to the jewelry counter and this butter beans like

400 pounds who the fuck knows huge dude and he just debt yeah dropkick and a dropkick. They're the same thing Stop Paul dropkick. Oh dropkick Yeah, which one? But a butter bean just fucking clocks Johnny oxman He's like laying in like a twisted fashion that no one would ever lay in because it would be like horribly painful, but he's knocked out and like gavs it, he's snoring.

Just like just like, and I think he hit his head either on the floor or the counter on the way down. Track this and open, he's bleeding. They're like, they get paramedics to try and revive him. To try and revive him. And they revive him.

And he's like, and they go, Johnny, Johnny, you were knocked out, you were knocked out, you're back. Are you feeling okay? And he goes, yeah, how's Butterbeen? He's unconscious and he comes back and he fucking has to show cows butterbeen. But like, one of my favorite, the best dropkick thing I've ever seen in my life

is Bam Margera bet everyone else that he would just stand there. And they could come and try to hit, they had to hit both feet into his head. And nobody could do it. Nobody could like get high enough. High enough. And they're all like, most of them are former skaters, current skaters at the time they filmed it.

And no one can hide enough to get both feel like, like I think like Ryan Dunlick clipped him to the jaw. And everybody still gets back up there. He's like, no, nobody they filmed it. And no one can hide enough to get both feel like, like I think like Ryan Dunn like clipped him to the chalk. And everybody still gets back up there. He's like, nah, nobody can do it. No, we can do it. Fucking Dave Englin comes in. Like, it's amazing the air he gets. And just fucking lays out Bamard Jarrah.

What was that? I don't even remember what that was in. I think there was like in a cut scene from like Jackass, 2.5. Oh, I've never seen the 0.5s. Yeah, to get those now. Oh my God, I'm what that was in. I think there was like in a cut scene from like Jackass 2.5. Oh, I've never seen the 0.5s to get those now. Oh my God, I'm sure that clips online. Does that series hold up? I think so.

It's like the three stages, right? I mean, the original MTV show, hold up. There he is. Is this the Dave England one? So did they get a running starter or anything? I don't think this is, oh, that's it. That's what Dave England came in.

How did he not? And God, I'm fucking dying. Wait, there should be a slow motion here on it. Oh my god. David England, by the way, a totally unerated member of Jack. Look at that. Hi. Look at this. Wow. Oh my god. That must have been Jack. That must have been Jack has three if they had the phantom. See, yeah, I see you wonder if it holds up holds up, it's like, I've never shown a clip from Jack Asking People just in the room just don't start laughing. You know what I mean? It's just really good. I'm so sad that they didn't make more.

Yeah. They were, they were. It's got old. Well, no, Johnny, he did a movie recently where he was like, he just, he like broke his eye. It was, I popped out. So I popped out. It's based on that horrible amusement park

called Action Park. I grew up in the Northeast so I knew about Action Park growing up. But what's the call? It's called on that horrible amusement park called Action Park. I grew up in the Northeast, so I knew about Action Park growing up, but it's a call. It's called something. Action point. Action point is what it's called. Yeah. You should go watch the action park document. This is documentary about the actual place. Yeah. But I think it's a great idea for a series of movies like, you know, as long as he stays alive and healthy, you know, I would watch those jackass guys, like, being movies, and where they actually do all the stunts.

Like, there's something the trailer for that where they throw him through the side of a bar. There's always do that moment, the jackass where like, something goes wrong and like, somebody face plants in the dirt and skids, like, four feet, and everyone else just goes like this. And then there's no, no one, the cameras don't stop rolling. They just leave it on the person, just like struggling for their life. It's like, it's like, that's really specific to the jackass series. Johnny Knox, that was great too, because even if he wasn't doing the stunt, he would just make looks to the camera and say like one or two was going to be gold.

He also has the best laugh. Yeah. Yeah. So contagious. Although it's annoying too. No offense to Michael. Michael's got a fucking annoying laugh, but it's a great laugh. Michael's laugh's like,

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Michael's laugh. Michael's laugh feels like it's at you. Like it's specifically, it's like on the level of like, Nelson on the six days. Yeah of like Nelson on the ship. Yeah, like my just like directed at just like all the the breaks of air he takes between the ha ha's

such a cartoon laugh. It's so great All right, well anything else talking about or should we wrap this one up for the day? Yeah, did you do a yacht reads? I did all my reads. So Gus doesn't have to catch up next week, because that look at me. There was a circle next week. Oh, Arizona Circle is next week, go ahead. Yeah, it's coming out on the 19th, which is the Wednesday. And what is that for people who don't know what it is?

The sketch comedy show with Fun House and Rooster Teeth and Rooster Teeth that we did together. And it's gonna be on first next week Wednesday. It's you to do. The fun out through and then Chris and Josh. Josh and. Blaine and Jessica. Jessica. Did you write some? Right, right, right. Yeah. It was a big collaboration and then it's a lot of fun and I think we're also gonna do like a live stream out in LA and then on Wednesday. How long is the episode? How many episodes? Oh it's just the pilot. Just pilot. So if people watch it, then we'll make more.

Support it, right? We showed a clip. Back it on Kickstarter, right? For Gavin's Cold Lock. We showed a clip at FanExpo from one of the skits. And I think a lot of people who showed it to our panel assumed it was a review panel, because that's what we did last year.

And so I saw a lot of parents in the audience with their young kids. And of course the clip Chris chooses to show is one with a giant penis with a camera on it. Go ahead, yeah. Going around, uncovering some things. Did you come up with that? No, I didn't actually come up with that one.

I'm not giving away what the actual scale is about, but there's a component. I mean, we showed it at RTX, awesome. Okay. So if the show does well in the audience likes it and it goes to a full series, will you eat a candy cat food? Yeah. Really? A whole can of wet food.

Yeah. Dude, you won't be able to get. Shish. What's wrong with you? Okay. There we go. You know, Bernie has direct control over what? What?

Why would you say? If someone says yes, why would you say why would you say? Because I think you say yes is like you say you can fight any animal with your bad hands. Are you thinking you're idiot? And I think you say I could fight any animal. I say I could live. So you wouldn't live. I wouldn't beat the animal. You wouldn't live as the bad.

Yeah, I would. I get away. If he had bare hands, he would go out. Yeah, I picked the can't food. I just want to put that out there. By the way, as far as I remember, in this country, we have the right to bear arms too. Bear arms. All right, bye everybody. music Do you like apples?

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